All language subtitles for The Incredible Hulk - 3x17 - The Lottery

$250,000.

It's your money.

And I can't show up
to collect it.

We won't have
to report it.

We can say it came
into the country

as a part of
the General's oil.

They're the real crooks.
They deserve to be conned.

I can't let you up. Direct
orders from General Marina.

General Marina?

Watch what you say.

These guys smell a con.

Who is this guy?

I can't hold it!

Dr. David Banner,
physician, scientist.

Searching for a way to tap into the
hidden strengths that all humans have.

Then, an accidental overdose of gamma
radiation alters his body chemistry.

And now, when David Banner
grows angry or outraged,

a startling
metamorphosis occurs.

The creature is driven by rage

and pursued
by an investigative reporter.

Mr. McGee,
don't make me angry.

You wouldn't like me
when I'm angry.

The creature is wanted
for a murder he didn't commit.

David Banner
is believed to be dead.

And he must let the world
think that he is dead

until he can find a way to control the
raging spirit that dwells within him.

Inside, man. I want that register open.

You all right?

Fine, my friend.
Thanks to you.

I mean, what do you say to a
man who just saved your life?

Ten-four. Harry!

What happened here?

Oh, there was a...

Little accident
with the trashcan.

Hey, don't worry.
I'll pay the damages.

Uh-huh.

Okay, I'll notify Tony, have him
come down and board up the place.

Good idea.

Thank you.

My heart could use a good
stiff belt. Care to join me?

I could sure use
a hot cup of coffee. Yeah.

Coffee, dancing girls, you
got it. I'll just lock up.

Oh, sorry.
Harry Henderson.

David Becker.

You should have seen the
other fella. Not a mark on him.

Excuse me.

Thank you.

You know, my pop said, "Always
return a favor with a favor. "

Now you saved me from
that door-to-door surgeon.

Anything I got is yours.

A cup of coffee is fine,
then I'll be on my way.

I don't have
a lot of money, but...

Look, it's really not necessary, but thanks.

Hey, don't think
of it as charity.

Think of it as a reward,
huh? Now take it. For my sake.

Please.

Huh?

No, thank you.

You new in town?

Yeah.

No place to stay?

Not yet. No.

Fine. I got a couch, a
spare blanket. Be my guest.

Hey, it's the least I can
do until you get settled.

Thanks, anyway,
but I couldn't.

You looking for work?

Oh, yeah.

You want want ads?

I got want ads from all over the state.

Hey.

We got a deal?

We got a deal.

Oh, hey. Now it's
green monsters, huh?

If they can't find a story, they make one up.

Anything to boost sales.
Everybody's got a scam.

Harry, I'm gonna go upstairs and have a
cup of coffee. I'll be right back, okay?

Mmm.

So, what's new, Harry?

You and Tony ever get that
broken window squared away?

Hey, don't worry about it.
We'll work something out.

We've been neighbors on
this block a long time.

Hey, don't remind me.

See, I was pounding this beat
10 years before you got here.

Take it easy.

Forget something,
Officer Clark?

You never change,
do you Harry?

Hey, if I wasn't honest,
you'd be out a fortune.

Uh-huh.

Hey, Harry. What are you doing
wasting your time here for, huh,

with a talent
like yours?

You know that lasagna you fixed?
I took it home to the wife.

She swore it wouldn't
match her fettuccini.

You know what?
She was wrong.

Anybody that can
cook like you

could make a fortune
in the restaurant business.

Hey, forget it.
I told you.

One month, Harry.
I'll have 20 grand.

Enough to get us
into that restaurant.

Come on, throw in with
me, like we talked about.

I'll make the down payment,
you run the restaurant.

Hey, I can't. I was just not cut
out for that kind of business, huh?

You'd never
convince my wife.

All right. If you ever change
your mind, you got a partner.

See you later.

Hey, hey, hey. Hey.
Hey, kid, what's wrong?

I never do anything right.
I'm a failure.

I hope Mom will forgive me,
if she ever gets well.

Your mom's sick, huh?

Yeah. And her medicine, it's so expensive.

If I only sold this
last lottery ticket,

I'd have saved enough
to pay the drugstore.

But it's no use now.

And your father
couldn't help, huh?

I mean, he's on the sauce or something, huh?

Dad? Yeah, right.

He just sits home, drinking.
Out of work for months.

But it ain't your problem,
mister. Forget it.

Mmm.

I guess this is where I'm supposed to
dig down and come up with couple of bucks

and save the day, right?

Huh?
What are you talking about?

A scam,
that's what,

by a budding young master.

I mean, look at you, kid.

You had the mark going. Your
mother's not really sick,

but the con was working.

But it won't work all the time
because you can't beat the odds.

One day you're gonna get caught.
Now take it from a guy who knows.

And this is what it looks like when
you get caught by the wrong guys.

Now the cops, hey, they
just throw you in jail.

Now listen,
tell me the truth.

What do you get if you
sell all these tickets?

A couple of weeks at camp.

But I never thought
anybody would...

You never thought anybody
would buy that line, right?

Hey, David.

You spell your last name,
Becker, B-E-C-K-E-R?

That's right.
Yeah.

Now, you see? You got me with the truth.

And it's easier than having someone
put your hand in a desk drawer

and slamming it shut.

Believe me, huh?

Thanks, mister. You won't be
sorry. The drawing is tonight.

The winner gets a quarter of a million.

Okay.

You wouldn't let me
give you some bread.

Maybe I can bring you
some luck. Who knows?

Ten years old
and hooked already.

That hard
to quit, huh?

Once you pull
your first con,

get a mark in the palm of your hands,

it almost feels
too good to stop.

Sounds like you're talking from experience.

Some of them bad.

Souvenir of mine.
The world's best con man,

the late, great
Harry Henderson.

From all my experience,
here's what I got.

Bullets?

.45 caliber.

And the gentleman at the
other end of the chopper

called it a lesson
in career guidance.

Lottery tickets
are just a taste.

The kid's starting
penny ante, like me.

Only I did it different.

Red ace. Black queen. Black queen.

Mmm-hmm.
Three-card monte.

It's a short con
any kid can pull.

You show the mark the ace, shuffle
the cards, the mark picks the ace,

and he's the big winner! Yay!

However, right about here,
a pro does the switch.

Caught you.
Ah.

Some pro.
I lost my touch.

And without it, I ain't even a
third-rate con. I ain't nothing.

Oh, hey, take that back. Take that back.

There is one scam I pulled
that is still paying off.

Oh, wow,
that smells good.

Oh, you're making
linguini with clam sauce.

When they charge you $10
at a fancy restaurant.

When it's a buck and a quarter at
a diner, they call it spaghetti.

Restaurants have been
running con games for years.

I used it as a front once,
but my scam fell through.

I loved cooking so much, I
went bust. But, hey, I learned.

"Marina. " Mexican clams packed in
oil, not water. That's the secret.

This has gotta simmer.
How about some wine?

All right.

But that tastes
so good...

Perhaps you went into
the wrong business, hmm?

Hey, when I give up
with the conning,

I start selling
the newspapers.

And I continue selling newspapers,
and continue selling the newspapers.

I didn't plan to.

I suppose you plan to go back into
your previous occupation there.

Well, I didn't have any
particular scam laid out.

But after...

After sitting in
that newspaper stand,

with all that time
to think,

I came up with an idea
that could've...

But I froze.

And one day I decided,
once and for all,

Harry the con
was dead. Morto.

Only I blew it. I could've come out on top.

You came out alive.

No, no, no, no. I could've come out in style.

You know,
a last grand finale.

You know, just one last time.

Just one?

That's all.
That's all.

I'd give my good hand to
nail the bigwigs in this town

that come off legit.

They're the real crooks.
They deserve to be conned.

I even had a plan.

I'd get a penthouse in the most expensive
hotel in this town, the Excalibur.

Nice, real plush.
And then...

Hey, forget it.

Never happened.

But I can dream.

Hey.

And now, ladies and gentlemen,
we're down to our final two winners.

Our second-place winner in
this year's Lone Star Lottery is

Y497430!

Mr. Cosmo Segundo Genovese.

Congratulations,
Mr. Genovese.

You lucky stiff.
That's 50 grand!

Now, for $250,000.

This is the moment that all
of Texas has been waiting for.

Oh, man, what I could do with
a quarter of a million bucks.

Our big winner is...

M900009!

Congratulations
to Mr. David Becker.

M900009.

David!

Hey, that's you. David!

Hey! Hey,
David, wake up!

Hmm?

You won.
What?

You won it,
you won it!

What the hell
are you talking about?

Look, you got the ticket? 'Cause
you just won a biggie. The big one!

You got the... Get the ticket
out, get the ticket out.

They just called your name and your number.

Oh, come on.
You just...

Hey, $250,000.

A quarter of
a million bucks!

Congratulations
to David Becker.

M900009.

A quarter of
a million dollars.

It'd buy me
a hell of a weekend.

Harry, you
don't understand.

It's okay. So you have other plans.

No, I just cannot
walk in...

Forget it, David. It's none of
my business. It's your money.

And I can't show up
to collect it.

Just how hot are you?

Hey, it doesn't matter.

I know a couple of fellas who,
for the proper consideration,

will show up
in your place.

What about you, Harry? What if you
went in and collected my money for me?

Oh, no. Oh, no.
No, no. I couldn't do it.

I'll give you
half of it.

Come on,
don't con a con.

I'm not trying to.

Sure. You want me to believe
you're willing to pay me...

Half.

$125,000, Harry. Yours.

Oh!

I mean, you...

No joke?
Uh-uh.

Just for...
Uh-huh.

You sure know how
to make it hard.

Thanks, just the same.

Harry, you
don't understand...

No, look!

Waving that kind of money
in front of a guy like me

is like locking up an alcoholic
in a liquor store over the weekend.

I'm better off
the way I am.

I mean, I start thinking the wrong ideas
even dreaming about that kind of money.

But you don't have
to con anybody for it.

It's legal, legit. It could
change your life, Harry.

It could certainly
change mine.

Hey, pal, you don't know
the old Harry Henderson.

And if it means so much,
how can you trust me?

That's simple. I have to.

Oh.

It's a good thing that I
signed your name on that stub,

so that the signatures are gonna
match when I endorse the check.

'Cause if you're as hot as I think
you are, you're gonna want cash.

That's right, I am.

Yes, I am.

Ladies and gentleman,

welcome to the Lone Star
Lottery awards presentation.

Our second-place winner
of $50,000...

Hello. ... is Cosmo Segundo Genovese.

Yes, this is
Dr. Becker.

Accepting
for her husband...

Yes, please. I'm interested
in the production status

of your superconducting
magnetometer.

Yes. Yeah, well, I appreciate your problems,

but I can't put a freeze on my
genetic research for two years.

I see.

And they haven't made
their payment yet?

All right, mine would be a cash purchase.

Now suppose I could get the
money to you in 72 hours.

Oh, good. Good,
that'd be fine.

Now, look. I'm also interested in the
model 449C Pulsed Carbon Dioxide laser.

And now, David Becker, here is
a certified check for $250,000.

Congratulations.

Uh-huh.

Yes, I understand.

But would your maintenance
agreement cover the lab equipment

if I had to extend the lease?

Oh, all right, fine. I'll tell you
what, I'II... While the rest of us dream

about what we would do with $250,000...
I'll confirm it in the morning.

All right. Thank you very
much. ... let's ask one man who

can now afford more
than just dream.

Tell me, Mr. Becker,

what's the first thing
you're going to do

with your quarter
of a million dollars?

I'll hold it
in my hand

and pinch myself to make
sure this isn't a dream.

I even
had a plan.

I'd get a penthouse in the most expensive
hotel in this town, the Excalibur.

Nice, plush.

He may not be registered
as Harry Henderson.

Then would you please put
me through to the penthouse.

Yes, I understand.
Thank you.

Excuse me, sir. I can't let you
up if you're not on this list.

Direct orders
from General Marina.

That's the secret.

General Marina?

Your identification.
May I see it, please?

If you just call the penthouse
and tell him I'm here, I'm sure...

And you are?

David Becker.

It's not here.

But you don't understand.
He knows me.

Well, he would have left your
name if he had wanted to see you.

I'm sorry, but you'll
have to leave, sir.

The General's orders.
No visitors without a pass.

I'm sorry.

Some guy just came through
the basement entrance.

Plaid shirt. Probably
on your floor by now.

Come on in.

What... What was that?

You call this
room service?

And another sighting
of that green creature

reported in San Antonio
last week.

This time at the
Excalibur Hotel downtown.

It sounded like
a tornado.

Pretty quiet
around here usually?

Very quiet.

I'd like
to see the General.

David!

General...

It's okay.

Long time no see.

Yeah, where... It's all
right, fellas. An old cellmate.

What are you doing here?

Harry, I just want...
How's Chicago?

Orsatti still
hanging around?

I want to know
where my money is.

Now look, I know what
you're thinking, but relax.

In 24 hours I'm gonna
double your money.

No. No, no. I just want
my share and I want it now.

A hundred and twenty-five
thousand. Where is it?

"Where is it?"
Are you kidding?

Before I left that TV studio,
the IRS was waiting for me.

The IRS?
Yeah, Uncle Sam.

They took half,
right off the bat.

All right,
where's my 62.5?

All right, look. This is not
the time or the place, David.

Just hang tight. Will you trust me,
please? Harry, this is the time. No.

I'll explain everything. Just
wait here. Harry, I just want...

Listen to me...
Harry...

General Marina?

S�.

General, I'm Jack McGee. I'm
from The National Register.

I'm interviewing guests on the upper
floors here concerning the disturbance.

Disturbance in the hotel?
Why was I not informed?

I don't think you were
directly affected, General.

But the guests below here reported seeing

a large green man.

A green man, Se�or McGee?

Yeah. Yeah, I know it's
kind of hard to believe,

but if you could see
the damage down there,

you'd think a tank
plowed through.

Now, this green man you
mentioned, he was driving a tank?

No. No, no, no,
of course not. You see...

More of a creature
than a man.

He's enormous.
Tremendous power.

He's called the Hulk.

Hark?
Hulk.

Hull?
Hulk.

Hulk.

Close enough, yeah.

I just thought maybe you
might have heard something.

He knocked down two walls.

Oh.

A Hulk? He's green?

And with his bare hands,
he knocked down two walls?

Yeah, well, I just...

Se�or McGee, do you put
this in your newspaper?

Okay, forget about that one.

I'm checking
on another man, too.

He's a little more average.

About your height, dark
hair, slender, middle 30s.

No. I've seen no one like
that, green or otherwise.

Yeah.

Oh, but you know,
Se�or McGee,

from the unusual questions
you have chosen to ask me,

I now understand how
the American media

distorts the good intentions of my country.

It happened first with
the discovery of the oil.

Ah, but now is no time
for discussion.

Important business.
Maybe ma�ana.

General Marina.
Oh, Se�or Hull.

Por favor.

Gentlemen.
Very nice indeed.

Se�ores,
be seated, por favor.

Deborah, offer these
gentlemen some refreshment.

I will return
in a minute.

No, thank you, my dear.

Well, well, well, well.
Mr. Simpson.

You and all that oil
you got tucked away.

A real stockpile,
too, I understand.

Up in Oklahoma, isn't it?

The batch you plan to discover
when the price goes up.

Oh, I know
all about that, too.

But don't worry about a thing.
No sweat, no sweat at all.

We go partners on this deal
and I won't have to tell a soul.

Well, what do you say?

We won't have to report it. We can
keep it a secret just between us.

We can say it came into the
country as part of the General's oil

at the new selling price,
$15 a barrel. Pure profit.

Now what do you
say to that?

All right. Do we
have a deal or not?

Harry, I don't wanna sit still. I
just want to settle up right now, okay?

They are right out there
waiting. If they ever found out...

They won't, they won't. Just
give me what is rightfully mine

and I'll get out of here.

We are gonna blow this entire
scam, David. What do you mean, "we"?

What do you mean "we"? This
is your scam Harry, not mine.

Okay, okay, until you walked in here.

But now, like it or not,
we are in this together.

Harry, no. We're not...
Harry.

David, give me
half hour, tops.

Harry...

Se�ores. I can see you
are getting acquainted.

Bueno.
But now to business.

What I tell you must be kept
in the strictest confidence.

May I have
your words on it?

Go get yourself
a drink.

Se�ores, hey.

El Presidente Roberto Benito,

proposes to auction our
offshore drilling rights.

We modestly estimate their
value to be twice the worth

of the North Slope
of your Alaska.

This...

Remove this tree.

These rights I speak of will be
awarded to the highest bidder.

Perhaps one of you gentlemen
will pay such a price.

Why are you offering this to
a pair of wildcatters like us?

Why not the big
corporations?

It was my recommendation.

One of our concerns is
outside labor organization.

We do not like our people to
overestimate their own values.

Well, now I've always found the best
way to handle any kind of trouble,

head on or back on,
is with a. 30-06.

You agree with that,
don't you, Simpson?

It was because of this particular
attitude that I chose you gentlemen.

A small country such as ours would
be better served by a small company.

One likely to understand
our individual needs.

I am deeply honored that el Presidente
accepted the suggestion of a poor soldier

and placed me in charge
of this entire program.

The difficulties for one so
inexperienced as I have been enormous,

such as the
out-of-the-pocket expenses.

But gentlemen, do not concern
yourselves with my troubles.

I will accept sealed bids
at noon tomorrow.

But enough
of business for now.

Sientese, por favor.
Enjoy some wine.

Some beer, perhaps, from the
famous waters of South America, huh?

I'll discuss this
with my investors.

I'm sure something equitable can be arranged.

We pay him off now, he's
gonna milk us dry for years.

Unless, of course, he
runs into a little accident

while he's out there
inspecting our rigs.

General? These individual needs
you all were talking about,

I was thinking,

why don't we discuss a few of
these, you know, private like.

Just sort of smooth
the way for my bid.

That sounds suspiciously
like a bribe.

No insult intended.

None taken. We are both men of the world.

How much did you
have in mind?

Our source check him out?

You have got to be kidding,
Daddy. He's that big a wheel?

Well, now we just bribe old
Pancho Villa here for 200 grand

and sit back
and make us millions.

Oh, and by the way, Daddy,
he does want it in cash.

Yes, sir.

Bye.

Those are the bigwigs
I told you about,

the guys who deserve
to get conned.

Tomorrow they roll in with their bribes,
some fast talk, a quick shuffle...

Yeah, until they find out
and break your other hand.

But this is a shoo-in.

This is the chance
I have dreamed of.

To retire in style.

The last scam, I promise.

Oh, Harry, please,
I believed that before.

Harry, you're hooked
on the con.

You're running one right now. But
don't hustle me. Just give me my share.

David! David!
Look at this setup here.

The penthouse, the people I've hired,
the equipment, the machines, the cars.

What are you saying?

The money I paid to get the inside
info on all those oil millionaires,

to plug into their
own computers...

I had to bribe an attach�
at the embassy

to verify there even is
a General�simo Marina.

There went my share,
right off the top.

What about my share?
Give it to me now.

Look, everybody knows you
need money to make money.

Like an investment!

Harry.

You don't have mine,
do you? Do you?

No.
Oh, for...

Not here. Not now.
But I will.

And not just 62,500,
but all your winnings.

David, don't you understand?
This is my last chance.

You don't know
what you've done.

You'll get all your money. Trust me.

Now, look, I warned you
what to expect

if you wave that kind of
cash in front of me.

Or were you too blinded
by the gold to think, huh?

David, it's not like we're
stealing from the poor box.

It's like Robin Hood,
you know?

I mean, we take
from the rich, we...

I won't do that, okay?

Now, what you said was true.
There is no other chance.

Oh, yes. Yes, there is.

Whatever money is left over, I'll
take that now, we'll call it even.

Looks like this is gonna be a long night.

Talk to me, man.

All you have to do
is wait in the coffee shop.

In less than an hour,
it's over.

It's over now, Harry.
David,

all night I've told you
I don't have a dime. Yeah.

You wanna walk out of
that door broke, go ahead.

But hang in just once more,
and you'll never regret it.

You'll be a rich man.

Harry, I can't spend
it in prison.

Now will you please
just call it off.

We can sell the equipment
and get the money back.

I gotta say it again?
It's too late!

Oh, hell, they're early.
Go hide in there.

No, I'm not gonna
do that, Harry.

Okay. But watch
what you say.

These guys smell a con.

General.

I thought you said this was
private, just the two of us.

Who's your friend here?

He's my accountant,
Mr. Pillar.

He's like one
of the family.

You have your bid?

My bid and the schematics you wanted.

Ah, gracias. I'll just
put these in the next room.

Pardon me.

Good afternoon, General.
Ah.

Oh, you have
your bid?

It's in the case.
Ah, gracias.

I'll just put it in the
next room for safekeeping.

How much is this one
gonna cost you?

Damned to find out,
ain't you?

Oh, look at this.
What'd I tell you?

Between the two of these, there
must be half a million dollars.

And every nickel
of it is ours.

It's yours, Harry.

You're still a scam,
no matter how you look at it.

Get back, sir,
please. I said back!

Your day of judgment
has arrived, traitor.

I am a friend to the people. Silencio.

We accuse you,
General�simo Marina,

of betraying the wishes
of our beloved el Presidente.

If you're so official, why
don't you show us some papers.

Papers?

We don't need
no stinking papers.

We accuse you of treason.
How do you plead?

Look it's over. Tell
them the truth. The truth?

When my consulate informed
me that one of our generals

was negotiating with these
parasites, that was the truth.

You're wrong. This is crazy!
Don't you see what's going on here?

Remove him from my sight!

Look, this is... Come on.
Don't you understand that...

The tribunal is ready
with its verdict.

We find you
guilty as charged.

The sentence is death.

No!

Your execution, General�simo,
is to take place in this room.

Right now.
Don't!

You gentlemen are excused.

What took you so long?

That guy! Who hired him?

Not me!

What are you doing? Those
are blanks! Get in here!

Get up! Get up!

Hey, you! Does this thing have anymore power?

Hey, what's going on?

Who is this guy?

Can you lift this thing up?

I can't hold it!

Do something!
Where did he come from?

I can't hold it.
We're going down.

The engine's burning up!
Everybody out!

Buckle's jammed! Help me!

It's gonna blow!
Let's get out of here.

Hey, get back here. The
buckle's jammed! Help me!

I can't breathe.

Wait! Wait! The money!

Oh, no. Look
what you've done.

All that money.

I'll never be able
to explain this to David.

You're right, you're right, you're right,

I had no business even
dreaming about that money.

Goodbye, Harry. Yeah, but
wait a minute, wait a minute.

But this new plan I got, this
is really good. Oh, Harry...

No, no, no, it's all
worked out. This is legit.

Hey, wait a minute.
It's legit.

I did it this morning when
we made the down payment.

We?

Yeah, just between us,
I threw in with a cop.

Officer Clark. His cash, my
cooking. It's a restaurant.

It's got a great name.

The Last Scam?
Really, Harry?

Really. Read
the price of linguini.

Hey, 4.95.

Hey, it's 10 bucks
up the block.

My partner will
keep me honest.

I wish you were
coming in with us.

It's the only way
I could ever repay you.

Harry, I wish I could stay. I
can't, I really have to move on.

But if I'm ever
through town again...

You got it. A meal
on the house. Forever!

Goodbye, Harry.
Bye-bye.