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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,476 --> 00:00:09,836 JOE, EMILY, LET'S GO! 2 00:00:09,876 --> 00:00:11,406 COME ON! YOUR SISTER CAN'T BE LATE! 3 00:00:11,443 --> 00:00:13,143 SHE'S GOT A FIELD TRIP TO THE AQUARIUM. 4 00:00:13,177 --> 00:00:15,317 - YAY! - YAY. 5 00:00:15,343 --> 00:00:18,083 DADDY, WANT TO HEAR MY DOLPHIN VOICE AGAIN? 6 00:00:18,111 --> 00:00:20,541 [high-pitched squealing] 7 00:00:20,578 --> 00:00:22,178 BABY, WE WORKED ON THIS. 8 00:00:22,212 --> 00:00:24,252 NOW IF YOU'RE GONNA GO FULL DOLPHIN, 9 00:00:24,279 --> 00:00:28,049 YOU HAVE TO MODULATE WITH SHORT STACCATO BREATHS, LIKE THIS. 10 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:30,610 [authentic dolphin call] 11 00:00:30,646 --> 00:00:31,716 OKAY? 12 00:00:31,746 --> 00:00:34,376 I'LL NEVER BE AS GOOD AS YOU, DADDY. 13 00:00:34,414 --> 00:00:36,114 YEAH, I KNOW, SWEETHEART. 14 00:00:36,148 --> 00:00:37,988 OKAY, GO TO THE LITTLE DOLPHIN'S ROOM, OKAY? 15 00:00:38,014 --> 00:00:40,314 WE GOT A LONG TRIP AHEAD OF US. 16 00:00:40,348 --> 00:00:42,488 DAD, I FINISHED MY MIDTERM PROJECT ON ROCK HISTORY. 17 00:00:42,515 --> 00:00:45,325 WANT TO SEE? 18 00:00:45,349 --> 00:00:47,049 YEAH. OKAY, GOOD. NICE JOB. 19 00:00:47,084 --> 00:00:48,714 YEAH, IT'S NICE, BUT NOT GREAT. 20 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:51,559 I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT. I SHOULD'VE USED MORE GEODES. 21 00:00:51,584 --> 00:00:53,114 PLEASE. LET ME REPHRASE IT, JOE. 22 00:00:53,151 --> 00:00:55,481 I WILL LOVE IT IF YOU TAKE IT OUT TO THE CAR NOW. 23 00:00:55,518 --> 00:00:57,188 PLEASE. GO. THANK YOU. 24 00:00:59,319 --> 00:01:03,119 NO, OLIVIA, THE ANIMAL MARCH IS US MARCHING, 25 00:01:03,153 --> 00:01:05,453 NOT ANIMALS MARCHING. 26 00:01:05,487 --> 00:01:07,088 EMILY, WE GOT TO GO. 27 00:01:07,088 --> 00:01:09,518 LIV, I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE SIR MEOWS-A-LOT AT HOME. 28 00:01:09,554 --> 00:01:13,164 HAVE YOU SEEN HIM IN HIS LITTLE PROTEST SWEATER? 29 00:01:13,189 --> 00:01:15,229 all: AWWW! 30 00:01:15,255 --> 00:01:16,755 NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! NO! TAKE HIM HOME. 31 00:01:16,789 --> 00:01:18,129 EMILY, WE GOT TO GO. 32 00:01:18,156 --> 00:01:19,496 ALL RIGHT, I'LL MEET YOU GUYS AT SCHOOL, OKAY? 33 00:01:19,522 --> 00:01:21,090 - ALL RIGHT. - DAD, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 34 00:01:21,090 --> 00:01:23,220 WE GOT TO GO. 35 00:01:24,990 --> 00:01:26,190 OH, DAVID! WAIT! 36 00:01:26,224 --> 00:01:27,854 I NEED HELP PICKING A HEAD SHOT 37 00:01:27,891 --> 00:01:29,121 FOR THE FAN CLUB MERCHANDISE. 38 00:01:29,158 --> 00:01:31,898 SO, "QUIRKY CHARMING" DAVID IS SO HANDSOME, 39 00:01:31,924 --> 00:01:35,494 BUT "PENSIVE" DAVID SEES RIGHT INTO MY SOUL. 40 00:01:35,525 --> 00:01:37,855 THEY'RE BOTH PERFECT. IT'S ME. 41 00:01:37,893 --> 00:01:39,323 [laughing] YOU'RE RIGHT. 42 00:01:39,359 --> 00:01:40,629 ALL RIGHT, WELL, HAVE A GOOD TRIP. 43 00:01:40,659 --> 00:01:43,169 OH, NO. NOW, YOU KNOW THE RULE-- NO HUGS FOR DAY TRIPS. 44 00:01:43,194 --> 00:01:47,364 [sighs] THAT'S SUCH A BOGUS RULE. 45 00:01:47,395 --> 00:01:49,225 OH, DAVID, I'M GLAD I CAUGHT YOU. 46 00:01:49,261 --> 00:01:51,096 REMEMBER THAT BUDDY-COP MOVIE I WROTE FOR YOU? 47 00:01:51,096 --> 00:01:53,096 YEAH, MARCUS, LET IT GO. I'M NOT GONNA DO YOUR MOVIE, 48 00:01:53,096 --> 00:01:55,296 AND I'M SORRY IF THAT MEANS IT DOESN'T GET MADE. 49 00:01:55,329 --> 00:01:57,859 WELL, THE STUDIO DECIDED TO MAKE IT. 50 00:01:57,896 --> 00:02:00,226 REALLY? WITHOUT ME? 51 00:02:00,263 --> 00:02:01,273 YES, DAVID. 52 00:02:01,298 --> 00:02:03,428 DO THEY KNOW IT'S WITHOUT ME? 53 00:02:03,464 --> 00:02:06,234 YES, DAVID. WE SHOOT IN FIVE WEEKS IN NEW YORK CITY. 54 00:02:06,265 --> 00:02:07,605 OH. 55 00:02:07,631 --> 00:02:11,601 WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, MARCUS. I'M HAPPY FOR YOU. 56 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:13,872 DAVID, I WANT YOU TO REMAIN IN THAT HAPPY PLACE 57 00:02:13,899 --> 00:02:16,199 BECAUSE YOUR ROLE WENT TO TED MCGINLEY. 58 00:02:16,234 --> 00:02:17,804 - REALLY? - MM-HMM. 59 00:02:17,833 --> 00:02:19,703 LOOK, I KNOW YOU AND TED HAVE BAD BLOOD, 60 00:02:19,734 --> 00:02:21,134 BUT SINCE OUR SHOW WENT OFF THE AIR 61 00:02:21,168 --> 00:02:23,128 AND THEY BROUGHT "TED PLUS TEN" BACK, 62 00:02:23,168 --> 00:02:25,268 IT'S NOW AMERICA'S NUMBER-ONE SHOW. 63 00:02:25,302 --> 00:02:27,442 REALLY? 64 00:02:27,468 --> 00:02:29,968 THEY THINK THAT TED COULD BE A MOVIE STAR. 65 00:02:30,002 --> 00:02:32,002 [high-pitched voice] REALLY? 66 00:02:32,104 --> 00:02:34,404 OH, WELL, GOOD FOR HIM, MARCUS. 67 00:02:34,437 --> 00:02:36,697 [screaming] MY FOOT! MY FOOT! 68 00:02:36,737 --> 00:02:39,237 [screaming] HER FOOT! HER FOOT! 69 00:02:39,271 --> 00:02:40,941 MY PROJECT! 70 00:02:44,971 --> 00:02:46,471 OH, HONEY! 71 00:02:46,506 --> 00:02:48,646 IS IT POSSIBLE I ONLY GOT SHOE? 72 00:02:48,672 --> 00:02:50,872 SEARING PAIN SUGGESTS NO. 73 00:02:50,906 --> 00:02:53,176 OKAY, ALL RIGHT, COME ON. LET'S GET YOU IN THE CAR. 74 00:02:53,208 --> 00:02:55,108 JOE, THROW YOUR THING IN THE BACK, PLEASE. 75 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:56,978 LET ME TAKE THIS OUT, SWEETHEART. THERE YOU GO. 76 00:02:57,007 --> 00:02:58,747 DAD, THE CAR IS LOCKED! 77 00:02:58,774 --> 00:03:00,314 YES, COME THROUGH THIS WAY! 78 00:03:00,342 --> 00:03:01,642 [car horn beeps] GO THROUGH OVER YOUR SISTER! 79 00:03:01,675 --> 00:03:03,005 - [screaming] - HOLD ON! 80 00:03:03,110 --> 00:03:04,880 ALL RIGHT, JUST LET HIM IN THE CAR, PLEASE, EMILY! 81 00:03:04,909 --> 00:03:07,719 THANK YOU. OKAY. - [shrieks] 82 00:03:07,743 --> 00:03:10,473 I'M SO-- 83 00:03:10,511 --> 00:03:12,681 - [screams] - THANK YOU. 84 00:03:15,944 --> 00:03:17,214 [engine turning over] - [shrieks] NO! 85 00:03:17,245 --> 00:03:18,675 EVERYBODY QUIET DOWN! 86 00:03:18,712 --> 00:03:21,242 THAT WENT BETTER THAN I THOUGHT. 87 00:03:23,113 --> 00:03:25,713 AQUARIUM, HERE WE COME! 88 00:03:27,879 --> 00:03:29,619 HELLO? 89 00:03:29,647 --> 00:03:34,487 [high-pitched squealing] 90 00:03:34,515 --> 00:03:37,485 [upbeat theme music] 91 00:03:37,516 --> 00:03:44,016 ♪ 92 00:03:47,318 --> 00:03:50,578 MERRY CHRISTMAS, GUS. AND THANKS AGAIN. 93 00:03:50,618 --> 00:03:52,918 HEY, WHAT ARE GUARDIAN ANGELS FOR? 94 00:03:52,951 --> 00:03:54,521 - [TV audience laughing] - OH, DAVID, DON'T BE 95 00:03:54,552 --> 00:03:56,352 SO HARD ON YOURSELF. 96 00:03:56,385 --> 00:03:58,025 ACCIDENTS HAPPEN. 97 00:03:58,120 --> 00:03:59,180 EMILY'S BROKEN TOE WILL HEAL 98 00:03:59,220 --> 00:04:01,650 AND JOE GOT AN EXTENSION ON HIS PROJECT. 99 00:04:01,686 --> 00:04:03,386 WHAT ABOUT JANIE? 100 00:04:03,421 --> 00:04:07,161 WELL, TWO OUT OF THREE AIN'T BAD. 101 00:04:07,188 --> 00:04:10,128 YOU KNOW, AFTER THE DAY I'VE HAD, 102 00:04:10,155 --> 00:04:11,955 I REALLY FEEL LIKE-- 103 00:04:11,988 --> 00:04:13,818 A FAILURE? A DISAPPOINTMENT? 104 00:04:13,855 --> 00:04:17,125 I WAS GONNA SAY FROZEN YOGURT. 105 00:04:17,124 --> 00:04:21,394 BUT THANK YOU. NOW I'M HUNGRY AND DEPRESSED. 106 00:04:21,424 --> 00:04:23,724 MAYBE I'M JUST FOOLING MYSELF, I DON'T KNOW. 107 00:04:23,757 --> 00:04:25,467 MAYBE I'M A LOUSY FATHER. 108 00:04:25,491 --> 00:04:28,461 YOU'RE A GREAT FATHER. YOU JUST HAD A BAD DAY. 109 00:04:28,491 --> 00:04:31,031 WAITING FOR THE CABLE GUY FOR FIVE HOURS IS A BAD DAY. 110 00:04:31,126 --> 00:04:33,726 I RAN OVER EMILY'S FOOT! 111 00:04:33,759 --> 00:04:35,929 I'M BEGINNING TO THINK THAT OUR KIDS' LIVES 112 00:04:35,959 --> 00:04:38,389 WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER IF, YOU KNOW, 113 00:04:38,427 --> 00:04:40,327 I WASN'T STAYING AT HOME. 114 00:04:40,361 --> 00:04:42,201 AND THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH TED MCGINLEY 115 00:04:42,228 --> 00:04:44,168 GETTING YOUR PART IN MARCUS'S MOVIE? 116 00:04:44,195 --> 00:04:46,125 OH, NO. NO. NO--YES! 117 00:04:46,129 --> 00:04:48,739 YES! THAT WAS PART WAS MINE! 118 00:04:48,762 --> 00:04:51,262 I JUST THINK THAT IF I WOULD'VE STUCK TO THE ONE THING 119 00:04:51,296 --> 00:04:52,756 THAT I WAS GREAT AT, 120 00:04:52,796 --> 00:04:54,726 BEING A LOVED AND ADMIRED TV STAR, 121 00:04:54,763 --> 00:04:57,493 THEN OUR KIDS' LIVES WOULD'VE BEEN HAPPIER. 122 00:04:57,531 --> 00:04:59,131 OH. 123 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:01,632 DAVID, I LOVE YOU. 124 00:05:01,665 --> 00:05:03,005 THE KIDS LOVE YOU. 125 00:05:03,031 --> 00:05:06,501 AND I PROMISE EVERYTHING WILL BE BETTER IN THE MORNING. 126 00:05:06,533 --> 00:05:08,134 OKAY? 127 00:05:08,133 --> 00:05:10,133 OH, AND I'M SORRY, BUT THE CABLE GUY WILL BE HERE TOMORROW 128 00:05:10,134 --> 00:05:13,334 BETWEEN 9:00 AND 2:00. 129 00:05:13,367 --> 00:05:14,507 YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO STAY 130 00:05:14,534 --> 00:05:16,504 FOR MY WIFE'S POT ROAST, GUS? 131 00:05:16,534 --> 00:05:18,404 EVEN GUARDIAN ANGELS NEED TO EAT. 132 00:05:18,435 --> 00:05:21,305 [sighs] I'LL NEVER BE THAT HUNGRY, DAVID. 133 00:05:21,336 --> 00:05:24,576 [laughing] 134 00:05:24,602 --> 00:05:26,302 NOW THAT WAS A GREAT EPISODE. 135 00:05:26,337 --> 00:05:28,177 AAH! 136 00:05:28,203 --> 00:05:30,043 AAH! AAH! 137 00:05:30,137 --> 00:05:31,267 WHAT-- 138 00:05:33,837 --> 00:05:35,237 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 139 00:05:35,271 --> 00:05:36,601 YOU CALLED ME. 140 00:05:36,638 --> 00:05:37,708 YOU THOUGHT EVERYONE WOULD BE HAPPIER 141 00:05:37,738 --> 00:05:38,898 IF YOU NEVER LEFT THE SHOW. 142 00:05:38,938 --> 00:05:40,568 I'M HERE TO GIVE YOU THE CHANCE TO FIND OUT. 143 00:05:40,605 --> 00:05:42,975 WHAT? HOW-- HOW YOU GONNA DO THAT? 144 00:05:43,005 --> 00:05:44,535 YOU'RE AN ACTOR. 145 00:05:44,573 --> 00:05:48,403 GUARDIAN ANGEL IS MY DAY JOB. ACTING IS MY PASSION. 146 00:05:48,441 --> 00:05:52,311 YOU WANT TO FIND OUT WHAT YOUR LIFE WOULD BE LIKE OR NOT? 147 00:05:52,341 --> 00:05:53,411 WELL, YEAH. 148 00:05:53,442 --> 00:05:55,182 THEN COME ON. 149 00:05:55,208 --> 00:05:58,348 WAIT--WHOA--WAIT, WAIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING-- 150 00:05:58,376 --> 00:06:01,976 WOW, YOU JUST WALKED INTO THE TELEVISION. 151 00:06:02,009 --> 00:06:04,739 I REALLY SHOULD'VE READ THE MANUAL. 152 00:06:04,776 --> 00:06:06,006 WAIT--NO, NO, NO! 153 00:06:07,444 --> 00:06:10,244 MY OLD {\an8}SEE DAD RUN SET. 154 00:06:10,278 --> 00:06:12,378 IT'S LIKE I NEVER LEFT. 155 00:06:12,411 --> 00:06:15,141 THAT'S BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T, DAVID. 156 00:06:15,146 --> 00:06:16,786 MY SHOW'S STILL ON TV? 157 00:06:16,812 --> 00:06:19,752 AND BIGGER THAN EVER. 158 00:06:19,779 --> 00:06:21,379 AND I'M STILL LOVED AND ADMIRED? 159 00:06:21,413 --> 00:06:23,773 all: WE LOVE YOU, DAVID! 160 00:06:23,813 --> 00:06:26,683 WOW, HI. THANK YOU, I--YOU REMEMBERED. 161 00:06:26,714 --> 00:06:29,414 MAKE WAY, PEOPLE. NETWORK PRESIDENT MR. KOSTNER 162 00:06:29,448 --> 00:06:30,978 IS HERE TO SEE MR. HOBBS. 163 00:06:35,383 --> 00:06:37,253 KEVIN'S THE NETWORK PRESIDENT? 164 00:06:37,283 --> 00:06:39,583 YOU PROMOTED HIM WHILE HE WAS YOUR ASSISTANT. 165 00:06:39,616 --> 00:06:43,056 EVEN THOUGH I'VE BEEN HERE TEN YEARS LONGER. 166 00:06:43,151 --> 00:06:44,951 BOO-HOO, PATRICK. 167 00:06:44,984 --> 00:06:48,454 MMM. YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU CIRCLE THE STAGE UNTIL WE'RE DONE HERE. 168 00:06:50,253 --> 00:06:51,623 NOT IN THE CART, PATRICK. 169 00:06:54,886 --> 00:06:56,146 [laughs] WOW! 170 00:06:56,154 --> 00:06:57,664 HEY, I HAVE THE POWER TO PROMOTE YOU? 171 00:06:57,687 --> 00:06:59,487 HEY, EVER SINCE YOU WON THAT EMMY. 172 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:00,890 I WON AN EMMY? 173 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:02,860 OKAY, MY MISTAKE. TWO EMMYS. 174 00:07:02,887 --> 00:07:04,857 TWO! OH, THAT IS SWEET! 175 00:07:04,888 --> 00:07:07,157 OKAY, PEOPLE, LISTEN UP! 176 00:07:07,156 --> 00:07:09,416 FOR {\an8}SEE DAD RUN'S 300th EPISODE, 177 00:07:09,456 --> 00:07:13,286 I HAVE DECIDED TO BLOW AMERICA'S COLLECTIVE MIND 178 00:07:13,323 --> 00:07:16,693 WITH OUR FIRST EVER LIVE BROADCAST! 179 00:07:16,723 --> 00:07:20,893 [all cheering] 180 00:07:20,924 --> 00:07:23,034 [phone rings] - HEY, I'VE GOT TO TAKE THIS. 181 00:07:23,058 --> 00:07:24,698 PATRICK, HUG DAVID FOR ME, ALL RIGHT? 182 00:07:29,626 --> 00:07:32,036 MAN, GUS, WORK COULD NOT HAVE BEEN BETTER. 183 00:07:32,060 --> 00:07:34,060 AND I BET MY KIDS ARE BETTER OFF, TOO. 184 00:07:34,161 --> 00:07:36,331 WELL, THEY ARE A LITTLE... 185 00:07:36,361 --> 00:07:37,801 OFF. 186 00:07:37,827 --> 00:07:40,397 DADDY, YOU'RE HOME! YOU'RE HOME! YOU'RE HOME! 187 00:07:40,428 --> 00:07:43,038 OOH! OH, WOW, WHAT A GREETING. 188 00:07:43,062 --> 00:07:44,632 AND LOOK AT YOUR FOOT. 189 00:07:44,662 --> 00:07:47,402 OKAY! 190 00:07:47,429 --> 00:07:48,669 HER FOOT'S FINE, DAVID. 191 00:07:48,696 --> 00:07:49,726 YOU NEVER RAN OVER IT. 192 00:07:49,763 --> 00:07:50,963 BUT SINCE YOU'RE ALWAYS WORKING, 193 00:07:50,996 --> 00:07:53,296 SHE'S GOTTEN A LITTLE...NEEDY. 194 00:07:53,330 --> 00:07:55,030 - SWEETIE-- - OH! COME SIT ON THE COUCH. 195 00:07:55,064 --> 00:07:57,174 YOU CAN TELL ME EVERY DETAIL FROM YOUR DAY 196 00:07:57,198 --> 00:07:58,698 FROM START TO FINISH! 197 00:07:58,731 --> 00:08:01,871 YEAH, WELL, HOW DID YOUR PET MARCH WITH YOUR FRIENDS GO? 198 00:08:01,899 --> 00:08:04,509 FRIENDS? I DON'T NEED FRIENDS... 199 00:08:04,532 --> 00:08:07,932 ♪ BECAUSE I HAVE A DADDY LIKE YOU! ♪ 200 00:08:07,967 --> 00:08:09,497 DID YOU JUST SING THAT? 201 00:08:09,533 --> 00:08:12,003 YEAH. I WROTE YOU YOUR OWN THEME SONG. 202 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:15,433 IT'S CALLED * DADDY LIKE YOU! 203 00:08:15,469 --> 00:08:16,939 OH, IT'S IN MY ROOM. I'LL GO GET IT. 204 00:08:16,968 --> 00:08:19,038 STAY HERE, DADDY. STAY HERE. 205 00:08:19,069 --> 00:08:21,899 DON'T MOVE! DON'T LEAVE ME! 206 00:08:23,536 --> 00:08:24,506 I'M HOME! YOU'RE NEVER GONNA BELIEVE THIS! 207 00:08:24,536 --> 00:08:25,866 WE TOOK FIRST PLACE! 208 00:08:25,903 --> 00:08:28,773 WOW, JOE, IT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK BROKEN. 209 00:08:28,804 --> 00:08:29,934 'CAUSE YOU NEVER RAN OVER IT. 210 00:08:29,971 --> 00:08:31,271 WHATEVER, DAD. I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU. 211 00:08:31,305 --> 00:08:32,405 I WAS TALKING TO TED. 212 00:08:32,438 --> 00:08:33,898 TED? 213 00:08:33,938 --> 00:08:36,908 TED MCGINLEY. YOUR NANNY. 214 00:08:36,938 --> 00:08:39,174 HEY! YOU DID IT! 215 00:08:39,173 --> 00:08:41,273 NO, TED. WE DID IT. 216 00:08:41,307 --> 00:08:42,577 HA HA! 217 00:08:42,607 --> 00:08:44,947 both: HO! 218 00:08:44,974 --> 00:08:46,314 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 219 00:08:46,341 --> 00:08:48,081 OH, HEY, DAVID. 220 00:08:48,175 --> 00:08:50,275 JOE, WE CAN'T FORGET ABOUT YOUR DAD. 221 00:08:50,308 --> 00:08:53,278 I OWE HIM BIG TIME. AFTER MY SHOW WAS CANCELED, 222 00:08:53,309 --> 00:08:54,749 I COULDN'T GET HIRED ANYWHERE ELSE. 223 00:08:54,776 --> 00:08:57,076 THIS MANNY POSITION HAS SAVED ME. 224 00:08:57,177 --> 00:09:02,047 AND...YOU KNOW WHAT THE GREATEST PART IS? 225 00:09:02,077 --> 00:09:06,477 YOU AND I, WE GET TO BE BEST BUDS. 226 00:09:06,511 --> 00:09:09,941 I-I-I THOUGHT WE WERE BEST BUDS, JOE. 227 00:09:09,978 --> 00:09:12,778 DAD, DON'T MAKE IT AWKWARD. 228 00:09:12,812 --> 00:09:15,352 [knock at door] 229 00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:17,850 OH! MARCUS, YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT'S GOING ON. 230 00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:19,980 I'LL TELL YOU WHO'S MOVING ON, DAVID--ME. 231 00:09:20,013 --> 00:09:22,353 I'M RELOCATING MY FAMILY TO A COMMUNE. 232 00:09:22,381 --> 00:09:24,221 I'LL HATE IT, BECAUSE I HATE SHARING, 233 00:09:24,248 --> 00:09:26,448 AND I LOVE LONG, LUXURIOUS SHOWERS. 234 00:09:26,482 --> 00:09:30,352 BUT IT'S BETTER THAN SHARING A STREET WITH YOU. 235 00:09:30,383 --> 00:09:32,013 BUT YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND. 236 00:09:32,048 --> 00:09:33,448 NOT SINCE YOU FIRED HIM. 237 00:09:33,483 --> 00:09:35,553 WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? 238 00:09:35,584 --> 00:09:37,894 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S WRONG. 239 00:09:37,917 --> 00:09:40,547 READ MY BOOK, {\an8}WHAT'S WRONG WITH DAVID HOBBS? 240 00:09:44,186 --> 00:09:45,426 WHOA! 241 00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:46,782 YOU GAVE ME A KIDNEY? 242 00:09:46,819 --> 00:09:49,449 YOU FORGOT? 243 00:09:49,486 --> 00:09:51,416 TURNS OUT YOU DIDN'T EVEN NEED ONE. 244 00:09:51,453 --> 00:09:55,883 YOU'RE THE ONLY MAN I KNOW WHO HAS A JUST-IN-CASE KIDNEY! 245 00:09:55,920 --> 00:10:00,190 WELL, JUST IN CASE I NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN, GOOD DAY, SIR! 246 00:10:04,522 --> 00:10:07,722 OH, GOOD, HONEY, YOU'RE HOME. 247 00:10:07,756 --> 00:10:10,496 GREAT NEWS. THE SWELLING WILL GO DOWN IN A COUPLE OF DAYS. 248 00:10:10,523 --> 00:10:12,493 FROM, WHAT, YOUR FACE? 249 00:10:12,524 --> 00:10:15,464 NO, I PAID GOOD MONEY FOR THIS SWELLING. 250 00:10:15,491 --> 00:10:17,301 I'M TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT, SILLY. 251 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:19,895 YEAH, UM, HONEY, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO ALL THIS. 252 00:10:19,925 --> 00:10:21,765 YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL THE WAY YOU WERE. 253 00:10:21,792 --> 00:10:23,622 OH, DAVID. 254 00:10:23,659 --> 00:10:28,459 I'D CRY IF I STILL HAD MY TEAR DUCTS. 255 00:10:28,494 --> 00:10:29,824 THERE YOU ARE. 256 00:10:29,860 --> 00:10:31,970 WHY DON'T YOU DRAG YOUR NEW BUTT 257 00:10:31,994 --> 00:10:34,964 INTO THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME DINNER? 258 00:10:34,995 --> 00:10:36,865 - HEY! DON'T TALK TO YOUR-- - PFFT! 259 00:10:36,895 --> 00:10:38,205 - WAIT, WHAT-- - PFFTTT! 260 00:10:38,229 --> 00:10:39,629 DID YOU SPRING A LEAK? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 261 00:10:39,662 --> 00:10:41,502 PFFFFT! PFFFTTT! 262 00:10:41,529 --> 00:10:42,929 I'M SHUSHING YOU. 263 00:10:42,962 --> 00:10:46,692 TRUST ME, YOU DO NOT WANT TO PUSH HER BUTTONS. 264 00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:49,560 HUNGRY! FOOD! NOW! 265 00:10:52,364 --> 00:10:53,794 OKAY, I WANT TO GO HOME, GUS. 266 00:10:53,831 --> 00:10:56,001 - YOU ARE HOME, DAVID. - NO, MY REAL HOME 267 00:10:56,031 --> 00:10:57,331 WHERE MY KIDS ARE NORMAL 268 00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:59,205 AND MY BEST FRIEND HAS BOTH HIS KIDNEYS. 269 00:10:59,233 --> 00:11:01,373 COME ON, TAKE ME HOME. LET'S GO. 270 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:02,870 COME ON! LET'S DO IT. 271 00:11:02,900 --> 00:11:04,900 COME ON. 272 00:11:04,933 --> 00:11:06,893 THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS, DAVID. 273 00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:08,202 HEY, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO THOUGHT 274 00:11:08,202 --> 00:11:10,602 THIS LIFE WOULD BE BETTER. 275 00:11:10,635 --> 00:11:11,675 I'M STUCK HERE? 276 00:11:11,702 --> 00:11:13,672 YEAH, WELL SO AM I. 277 00:11:13,702 --> 00:11:15,202 AND SINCE YOU'RE HOME FOR ONCE, 278 00:11:15,236 --> 00:11:18,466 COME HELP BUBBLE BUTT WITH MY GRILLED CHEESE! 279 00:11:20,670 --> 00:11:21,980 [lisping] SLHE'S SHERIOUS. 280 00:11:22,003 --> 00:11:23,473 - WHAT? - SLHE'S SHERIOUS. 281 00:11:23,504 --> 00:11:24,974 WHAT? 282 00:11:25,004 --> 00:11:27,274 SHE'S SERIOUS. 283 00:11:30,206 --> 00:11:31,336 GUS, OUR KIDS DON'T ACT THIS WAY. 284 00:11:31,372 --> 00:11:32,572 IN THIS WORLD, THEY DO. 285 00:11:32,606 --> 00:11:33,606 HONEY, YOU'RE NOT AROUND TO SEE IT, 286 00:11:33,639 --> 00:11:34,809 BUT THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS. 287 00:11:34,839 --> 00:11:37,469 NO, NO! IT'S--IT'S NOT, HONEY. 288 00:11:37,507 --> 00:11:38,867 THERE'S ANOTHER VERSION OF THEM. 289 00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:40,237 JANIE IS SWEET, 290 00:11:40,274 --> 00:11:43,044 A-AND EMILY IS INDEPENDENT AND OUTGOING, AND JOE... 291 00:11:43,073 --> 00:11:47,043 JOE IS--IS HEARTWARMINGLY WEIRD AND LOVABLE. 292 00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:48,574 HONEY, ENOUGH WITH THE CRAZY TALK. 293 00:11:48,609 --> 00:11:50,869 OKAY? YOU'RE UPSETTING ME. 294 00:11:50,909 --> 00:11:54,309 I AM? BECAUSE YOUR FACE LOOKS TOTALLY CALM. 295 00:11:56,277 --> 00:11:58,377 CAN YOU SEE IT NOW? 296 00:12:00,211 --> 00:12:02,311 - NO. - [groans] 297 00:12:03,944 --> 00:12:05,984 [both hollering] 298 00:12:06,012 --> 00:12:07,422 - I WIN! - WHOO! 299 00:12:07,446 --> 00:12:10,216 YOU ARE GETTING FASTER, YOUNG MAN. 300 00:12:10,246 --> 00:12:11,616 THANKS, DAD. 301 00:12:11,646 --> 00:12:13,646 WAIT, DID YOU JUST CALL TED "DAD"? 302 00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:16,210 OH, DID I? 303 00:12:16,215 --> 00:12:17,355 DID YA? 304 00:12:17,381 --> 00:12:19,921 [both laugh] 305 00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:23,087 COME ON, DAVID. IT'S AN HONEST MISTAKE. 306 00:12:23,115 --> 00:12:25,655 COME ON, LET'S GO GET YOU SOME ELECTROLYTES. 307 00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:31,846 SAY, DAVID, THIS SCRIPT FOR YOUR 300th EPISODE 308 00:12:31,883 --> 00:12:33,213 IS PRETTY GOOD. 309 00:12:33,218 --> 00:12:34,788 DO YOU THINK THE NOSY NEIGHBOR CHARACTER 310 00:12:34,817 --> 00:12:37,017 COULD BE A YOUNG TEEN? 311 00:12:37,051 --> 00:12:38,851 I CAN'T THINK ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW, GUS. 312 00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:41,124 I GOT TO FIX MY KIDS. JOE! JANIE! EMILY! 313 00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:43,749 YES, DADDY? 314 00:12:43,785 --> 00:12:45,215 YOU'VE GOT TWO MINUTES. 315 00:12:45,220 --> 00:12:48,960 OKAY, LISTEN, KIDS. YOU GUYS HAVE THE POTENTIAL 316 00:12:48,986 --> 00:12:50,326 TO BE GREAT KIDS. 317 00:12:50,354 --> 00:12:52,024 AND AS YOUR DAD-- - I LOVE IT! 318 00:12:52,053 --> 00:12:54,263 SO, OH--YES, I APPRECIATE THE ENTHUSIASM, 319 00:12:54,288 --> 00:12:55,658 BUT LET ME FINISH. 320 00:12:55,688 --> 00:12:59,388 AND IT'S MY JOB AS YOUR DAD TO BRING IT OUT OF YOU. 321 00:12:59,423 --> 00:13:01,223 AND THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO. 322 00:13:01,223 --> 00:13:02,553 NOW? 323 00:13:02,589 --> 00:13:04,319 - SURE. - I LOVE IT! 324 00:13:08,757 --> 00:13:10,225 GREAT. NOW AFTER ALL THIS TIME, 325 00:13:10,225 --> 00:13:12,925 HE SUDDENLY WANTS TO BE A DAD. 326 00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:14,768 AND WE'RE GONNA LET HIM. 327 00:13:14,791 --> 00:13:18,561 SO WE'RE JUST GONNA PLAY ALONG TILL HE GETS OFF OUR BACKS? 328 00:13:18,592 --> 00:13:22,062 [sinister laughter] 329 00:13:22,092 --> 00:13:24,562 [joins in sinister laughter] 330 00:13:28,361 --> 00:13:30,261 I DON'T SEE WHY I NEED FRIENDS. 331 00:13:30,295 --> 00:13:31,935 SEE, YOU SAYING THAT 332 00:13:31,961 --> 00:13:34,401 IS THE REASON WE'RE DOING THIS. NOW GO OVER THERE AND SIT DOWN. 333 00:13:34,429 --> 00:13:35,729 TAKE THIS AND GO, GO, GO. 334 00:13:35,762 --> 00:13:38,032 OH. 335 00:13:38,062 --> 00:13:40,792 SO YOUR DAD SAID YOU WANTED 336 00:13:40,830 --> 00:13:43,460 TO HEAR ABOUT OUR HUMANE ANIMAL TREATMENT GROUP... 337 00:13:44,697 --> 00:13:47,497 "H.A.T." 338 00:13:47,532 --> 00:13:50,662 I HAVE A HAT WITH MY DAD'S FACE ON IT. 339 00:13:50,698 --> 00:13:52,538 SHE SCARES ME. 340 00:13:54,299 --> 00:13:56,729 OOH, HEY, I GOT SOME COOKIES FOR YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS, EMILY. 341 00:13:56,766 --> 00:13:59,536 I'M GONNA GO BRING SOME IN TO YOUR BROTHER AND SISTER. 342 00:13:59,567 --> 00:14:01,337 - OH, I'LL COME WITH YOU. - NO, NO, NO. NO, STAY. 343 00:14:01,367 --> 00:14:04,407 STAY. SIT. SIT. 344 00:14:04,435 --> 00:14:06,635 GOOD GIRL. 345 00:14:06,668 --> 00:14:08,598 [women giggling awkwardly] 346 00:14:08,635 --> 00:14:11,665 - COOKIES! - BOY, DAD. 347 00:14:11,702 --> 00:14:13,002 I WAS WRONG ABOUT WHAT I SAID YESTERDAY. 348 00:14:13,036 --> 00:14:15,006 I'M REALLY LOVING THIS ROCK COLLECTION. 349 00:14:15,036 --> 00:14:16,106 I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT. 350 00:14:16,136 --> 00:14:17,506 AND JUST THINK, 351 00:14:17,537 --> 00:14:18,837 IF I LOST ONE, 352 00:14:18,870 --> 00:14:21,310 I CAN JUST GO OUT TO THE DIRT AND DIG UP ANOTHER ONE! 353 00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:23,638 THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S THE COOL KIND OF STUFF 354 00:14:23,671 --> 00:14:25,511 THAT TED DOESN'T HAVE TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT. 355 00:14:25,539 --> 00:14:27,449 WELL, HE'S RIGHT, JOE. 356 00:14:27,472 --> 00:14:28,702 WHEN IT COMES TO THIS KIND OF STUFF, 357 00:14:28,739 --> 00:14:31,409 I'M DUMB AS A ROCK. 358 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:33,670 TED, DO YOU MIND? THIS IS OUR THING. 359 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,776 YEAH. YEAH, TED. THIS IS OUR THING! 360 00:14:39,807 --> 00:14:41,247 I'VE GOT THE DRESS ON, 361 00:14:41,275 --> 00:14:44,244 AND BOY DO I FEEL PRETTY! 362 00:14:44,243 --> 00:14:45,683 YOU LOOK PRETTY. 363 00:14:45,708 --> 00:14:48,244 SWEETHEART, I'VE GOT A TEA PARTY ALL SET UP FOR YOU RIGHT HERE, 364 00:14:48,243 --> 00:14:49,643 YOUR HIGHNESS. HAVE A SEAT. 365 00:14:49,676 --> 00:14:52,976 OKAY, I'VE GOT SOME TEA FOR YOU. 366 00:14:53,010 --> 00:14:55,040 I'VE GOT SOME TEA FOR PRINCESS BELLA, 367 00:14:55,077 --> 00:14:59,147 AND SOME MORE TEA FOR DR. MONKEY CHUNKS. 368 00:14:59,245 --> 00:15:01,075 I'M NEVER LETTER HER GO. 369 00:15:01,111 --> 00:15:03,551 YEAH. OKAY. 370 00:15:10,248 --> 00:15:12,248 JOE AND JANIE ARE COMING AROUND. 371 00:15:12,248 --> 00:15:14,648 BUT EMILY'S STILL FASCINATED WITH YOU. 372 00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:19,051 MILLIONS OF AMERICANS WOULD AGREE THERE'S NO CURE FOR THAT. 373 00:15:19,081 --> 00:15:20,951 SHE'S STILL A SCARED LITTLE BIRD. 374 00:15:20,982 --> 00:15:22,682 [bird cawing] 375 00:15:22,715 --> 00:15:24,315 WHAT WAS THAT? 376 00:15:24,350 --> 00:15:26,890 IT'S A SCARED LITTLE BIRD. WE NEED TO HELP IT. 377 00:15:26,916 --> 00:15:28,056 DID YOU JUST NAIL THAT BIRD 378 00:15:28,083 --> 00:15:30,683 TO GIVE THEM SOMETHING TO BOND OVER? 379 00:15:30,717 --> 00:15:32,557 IT MUST BE IN SHOCK. 380 00:15:32,584 --> 00:15:35,124 OH, WE NEED TO MAKE IT A LITTLE NEST. 381 00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:38,661 EMILY, WE CAN USE YOUR DAD HAT. 382 00:15:38,686 --> 00:15:40,856 OKAY. BUT BE CAREFUL. 383 00:15:40,886 --> 00:15:41,856 OF THE BIRD? 384 00:15:41,886 --> 00:15:44,996 I MEANT THE HAT, BUT SURE. 385 00:15:48,455 --> 00:15:49,555 NICE WORK. 386 00:15:49,588 --> 00:15:51,258 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY. 387 00:15:51,288 --> 00:15:52,988 EVERY TIME A BIRD SMASHES INTO A WINDOW, 388 00:15:53,021 --> 00:15:56,491 AN ANGEL GETS HIS WINGS. 389 00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:58,492 - IS THAT WHAT THEY SAY-- - I'M PARAPHRASING. 390 00:15:58,522 --> 00:15:59,862 OKAY. 391 00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:04,497 WELL, I'M OFF TO WORK. 392 00:16:04,524 --> 00:16:07,124 OKAY. IT'S ALL GONNA BE OKAY. 393 00:16:07,157 --> 00:16:08,967 I THINK THE KIDS HAVE TURNED A CORNER. 394 00:16:08,991 --> 00:16:10,991 I'M THRILLED FOR YOU, DAVID. 395 00:16:15,260 --> 00:16:17,330 I'LL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT. 396 00:16:21,761 --> 00:16:23,261 I CAN'T BELIEVE HE MADE ME PLAY WITH ROCKS. 397 00:16:23,294 --> 00:16:24,564 [rocks clatter] 398 00:16:24,594 --> 00:16:27,994 AND I LOOKED LIKE A TOTAL DORK IN THAT DRESS. 399 00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:30,628 DUMB BIRD POOPED IN MY DAD HAT. 400 00:16:30,662 --> 00:16:32,762 WELL, YOU WERE RIGHT. FAKING IT WORKED. 401 00:16:32,796 --> 00:16:34,636 NOW MAYBE HE'LL LEAVE US ALONE. 402 00:16:36,330 --> 00:16:38,600 WELL, AT LEAST HE TRIED BEING A REAL DAD. 403 00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:40,330 BIG DEAL. FOR ONE DAY. 404 00:16:40,365 --> 00:16:42,095 THEY WERE LYING TO ME? 405 00:16:42,130 --> 00:16:43,790 DID YOU REALLY THINK 406 00:16:43,831 --> 00:16:47,001 YOU'D MAKE UP FOR ALL THAT LOST TIME IN ONE DAY? 407 00:16:47,031 --> 00:16:49,301 WE GOT TO GO TO SCHOOL. 408 00:16:49,332 --> 00:16:52,942 TED! CAR! NOW! 409 00:16:53,633 --> 00:16:54,803 COMING! 410 00:16:54,833 --> 00:16:56,933 GOOD LUCK WITH THE LIVE SHOW TONIGHT, DAVID. 411 00:16:58,634 --> 00:16:59,904 [audience applauding] - ALL RIGHT, 412 00:16:59,934 --> 00:17:01,344 COMING BACK FROM COMMERCIAL. LAST LOOKS, PLEASE. 413 00:17:01,369 --> 00:17:03,469 PLACES, PEOPLE. - DAVID, BABY, 414 00:17:03,502 --> 00:17:05,342 MORE PEOPLE ARE WATCHING THIS LIVE SHOW 415 00:17:05,369 --> 00:17:06,369 THAN THE SUPER BOWL. 416 00:17:06,402 --> 00:17:08,032 AH, MAN. YOU'RE KILLING IT, BABE! 417 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:09,499 I COULD KISS YOU. 418 00:17:09,536 --> 00:17:10,836 BUT--PATRICK! 419 00:17:13,504 --> 00:17:16,874 AND WE'RE BACK LIVE IN THREE...TWO... 420 00:17:16,904 --> 00:17:18,034 [upbeat music] 421 00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:21,541 DAD, I CAN'T GO TO PROM LIKE THIS! 422 00:17:26,973 --> 00:17:29,483 NOW YOU CAN. PROBLEM SOLVED! 423 00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:31,377 DADDY! 424 00:17:32,940 --> 00:17:35,040 HERE YOU GO, SWEETHEART. 425 00:17:35,074 --> 00:17:36,374 all: AWWW! 426 00:17:37,908 --> 00:17:39,978 I AM SO LUCKY. 427 00:17:40,008 --> 00:17:42,448 NO MATTER WHAT, YOU'RE ALWAYS THERE FOR ME. 428 00:17:42,476 --> 00:17:44,316 YOU'RE THE PERFECT DAD. 429 00:17:44,343 --> 00:17:47,279 WELL, DUH! THAT'S MY JOB. 430 00:17:47,277 --> 00:17:50,177 [all laughing] 431 00:17:55,011 --> 00:17:57,171 UM... 432 00:17:58,712 --> 00:18:01,552 BUT I'M, UH, I'M NOT THE PERFECT DAD. 433 00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:04,780 NO, NO! IT SAYS RIGHT HERE YOU ARE. 434 00:18:04,813 --> 00:18:07,173 I'M SORRY, I-- I CAN'T DO THIS. 435 00:18:09,781 --> 00:18:11,081 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 436 00:18:11,114 --> 00:18:14,284 HE'S--HE'S GONE ROGUE. JUST STOP THE SHOW. 437 00:18:14,315 --> 00:18:16,575 SEE, THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS 438 00:18:16,616 --> 00:18:19,946 THAT LIFE IS NOT ABOUT BEING PERFECT. 439 00:18:19,983 --> 00:18:23,413 IT'S, UM, IT'S ABOUT RUNNING OVER YOUR DAUGHTER'S TOES 440 00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:26,780 AND WRECKING YOUR SON'S SCIENCE PROJECT 441 00:18:26,817 --> 00:18:30,317 AND LEAVING YOUR SIX-YEAR-OLD AT HOME ALONE. 442 00:18:30,351 --> 00:18:32,461 audience: OH! 443 00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:34,726 SHE'S FINE. UM... 444 00:18:36,387 --> 00:18:38,897 BUT WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT 445 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:40,750 IS THAT YOU'RE THERE FOR THEM. 446 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:44,457 AND...THAT THEY KNOW YOU'RE THERE FOR THEM. 447 00:18:48,289 --> 00:18:49,419 I GOT TO GO. 448 00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:52,689 THE MAN MELTS MY HEART. 449 00:18:52,722 --> 00:18:56,692 I'M GONNA HAVE TO FIRE HIM, BUT HE MOVES ME. 450 00:18:56,723 --> 00:18:59,123 PATRICK, CRY FOR ME. 451 00:18:59,156 --> 00:19:00,696 [crying] 452 00:19:03,857 --> 00:19:05,657 - WHERE YOU GOING? - HOME. 453 00:19:05,692 --> 00:19:08,294 EVEN IF I CAN'T GO BACK WHERE I STARTED, 454 00:19:08,293 --> 00:19:10,023 MY WEIRD KIDS NEED ME. 455 00:19:10,058 --> 00:19:12,468 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A SHORTCUT? 456 00:19:14,993 --> 00:19:18,003 - DAD! GET OUT OF THE WAY. - YOU'RE BLOCKING THE TV. 457 00:19:18,027 --> 00:19:22,897 EMILY. YOUR FOOT. IT LOOKS TERRIBLE! 458 00:19:22,928 --> 00:19:24,968 OW! OW! DAD, QUIT IT! 459 00:19:24,995 --> 00:19:27,165 AND JOE, YOUR ROCK PROJECT, IT'S--IT'S-- 460 00:19:27,195 --> 00:19:30,635 IT'S BACK TO BEING ABOUT BORING ROCKS! 461 00:19:32,363 --> 00:19:33,463 TED'S NOT HERE, IS HE? 462 00:19:33,497 --> 00:19:37,937 - TED WHO? - OH! MUSIC TO MY EARS! 463 00:19:37,964 --> 00:19:39,464 [laughing] 464 00:19:40,998 --> 00:19:42,598 I THOUGHT YOU COULDN'T FIX THIS. 465 00:19:42,632 --> 00:19:45,642 I DIDN'T, DAVID. YOU DID. 466 00:19:45,665 --> 00:19:49,365 ONCE YOU REALIZED WHERE YOU NEEDED TO BE. 467 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:50,360 - DADDY? - YES! 468 00:19:50,401 --> 00:19:51,801 - ARE YOU FEELING OKAY? - OH... 469 00:19:51,833 --> 00:19:54,673 'CAUSE DOCTOR MONKEY CHUNKS CAN GIVE YOU A CHECK-UP. 470 00:19:54,701 --> 00:19:59,211 JANIE. NO, GIVE ME A HUG, MY BEAUTIFUL LITTLE PRINCESS. 471 00:19:59,302 --> 00:20:00,632 OH, I'M SO--AMY! - I'M HOME. 472 00:20:00,668 --> 00:20:04,038 AMY! DON'T EVER CHANGE THAT FACE! 473 00:20:04,069 --> 00:20:05,799 I LOVE IT. - OKAY. 474 00:20:05,836 --> 00:20:07,466 LOOK AT THAT. THAT'S CONFUSION, RIGHT? 475 00:20:07,504 --> 00:20:08,804 YOU'RE CONFUSED. I GET IT. 476 00:20:08,837 --> 00:20:09,837 I CAN SEE IT WRITTEN ALL OVER YOUR FACE. 477 00:20:09,870 --> 00:20:10,840 I LOVE IT. AND THE BUTT? 478 00:20:10,870 --> 00:20:11,940 DON'T EVER CHANGE THE BUTT. 479 00:20:11,970 --> 00:20:13,100 IT'S THE PERFECT SIZE. 480 00:20:13,137 --> 00:20:15,007 - OOH! INAPPROPRIATE! - GROSS! 481 00:20:15,038 --> 00:20:16,998 EARMUFFS! 482 00:20:17,038 --> 00:20:20,238 OH, COME ON. GUYS, I WANT YOU TO KNOW SOMETHING. 483 00:20:20,272 --> 00:20:22,542 I AM NEVER GOING ANYWHERE. 484 00:20:22,573 --> 00:20:24,373 BECAUSE NOW I KNOW 485 00:20:24,407 --> 00:20:26,877 WHAT A DIFFERENCE I MADE IN YOUR LIVES. 486 00:20:26,907 --> 00:20:28,177 YOU KNOW WHAT'D BE REALLY DIFFERENT? 487 00:20:28,207 --> 00:20:29,437 WHAT? 488 00:20:29,474 --> 00:20:31,644 IF YOU STOPPED TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF. 489 00:20:31,674 --> 00:20:33,334 [chuckles] 490 00:20:33,375 --> 00:20:35,705 THE WORLD IS A MAGICAL PLACE. 491 00:20:35,742 --> 00:20:38,042 [groaning] 492 00:20:38,075 --> 00:20:40,215 HE IS SO WEIRD. 493 00:20:40,265 --> 00:20:44,815 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34642

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