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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,747 --> 00:00:12,357 I'VE GOT TEN LIDS AND A DOZEN CONTAINERS. 2 00:00:12,487 --> 00:00:14,317 THIS ONE'S GOT TO FIT. 3 00:00:14,445 --> 00:00:16,275 I THINK IT WILL, DADDY, 4 00:00:16,401 --> 00:00:19,971 BUT DR. MONKEY CHUNKS HAS HER DOUBTS. 5 00:00:32,624 --> 00:00:34,064 PERFECT! 6 00:00:34,190 --> 00:00:35,750 NOT A WORD OUT OF YOU, CHUNKS. 7 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:40,668 MY FANTASY IS--MY FANTASY IS ONE DAY I'LL HAVE A LID 8 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:42,410 FOR EVERY CONTAINER 9 00:00:42,540 --> 00:00:45,940 AND NO MORE SOCKS WILL GO MISSING. 10 00:00:46,062 --> 00:00:49,152 WOW. MY FANTASIES HAVE GOTTEN REALLY DEPRESSING. 11 00:00:49,281 --> 00:00:50,411 - HEY, DAD. - YEAH. 12 00:00:50,542 --> 00:00:52,372 CHECK IT OUT. FITZY'S DAD JUST BOUGHT HIM 13 00:00:52,498 --> 00:00:54,418 THE NEW BRICK-CONNEKT MEGA-STRUCTURES EDITION. 14 00:00:54,543 --> 00:00:57,543 IT'S A 6,000-PIECE EXACT REPLICA OF THE TOREN MALIFA. 15 00:00:57,674 --> 00:00:58,894 TOREN MALIFA? 16 00:00:59,023 --> 00:01:02,023 ISN'T THAT ONE OF THOSE GIRLS FROM {\an8}90210? 17 00:01:02,153 --> 00:01:04,423 NO, NO, NO, IT'S ONE OF THE TALLEST BUILDINGS IN THE WORLD. 18 00:01:04,546 --> 00:01:06,936 - OH, OKAY. - AND I'LL PAY FOR IT. 19 00:01:07,068 --> 00:01:08,198 I PROMISE. I'LL PAY FOR IT. 20 00:01:08,329 --> 00:01:09,899 YOU'LL PAY FOR IT? 21 00:01:10,026 --> 00:01:11,896 YOU HAVE $600? 22 00:01:12,026 --> 00:01:13,726 I JUST NEED A SMALL ADVANCE ON MY ALLOWANCE. 23 00:01:13,852 --> 00:01:15,722 YEAH, OKAY. HOW SMALL? 24 00:01:15,853 --> 00:01:18,333 UM, $599? 25 00:01:18,463 --> 00:01:20,293 ARE YOU CRAZY? I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU-- 26 00:01:20,419 --> 00:01:21,509 EVEN IF I DID GIVE YOU THE MONEY 27 00:01:21,637 --> 00:01:22,987 FOR THIS--THIS-- THIS QUEEN LATIFAH THING-- 28 00:01:23,116 --> 00:01:24,026 TOREN MALIFA. 29 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:25,990 TAMEDO, TAMIFO-- WHATEVER IT IS. 30 00:01:26,117 --> 00:01:27,557 JOE, I CAN'T GIVE YOU THE MONEY. 31 00:01:27,682 --> 00:01:29,512 YOU'LL DO TO THIS WHAT YOU DO WITH EVERYTHING. 32 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:31,380 YOU GET BORED WITH IT IN TWO SECONDS. 33 00:01:31,509 --> 00:01:33,079 WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT? 34 00:01:33,206 --> 00:01:35,686 JOE, YOU BEGGED ME FOR A BANJO. 35 00:01:35,815 --> 00:01:38,725 YOU EVEN NAMED IT BAN-JOE. 36 00:01:38,859 --> 00:01:40,649 IN MY DEFENSE, NOBODY TOLD ME PLAYING THE BANJO 37 00:01:40,773 --> 00:01:43,513 WAS GONNA BE HARD. 38 00:01:43,644 --> 00:01:45,214 YOU BEGGED ME FOR FLAMENCO LESSONS, 39 00:01:45,339 --> 00:01:46,509 AND NOW YOU WANT TO QUIT? 40 00:01:46,644 --> 00:01:50,124 IN MY DEFENSE, I'M NOT QUITTING THE HAT. 41 00:01:52,689 --> 00:01:54,869 YOU BEGGED ME FOR A SNAKE-CHARMER KIT. 42 00:01:54,994 --> 00:01:55,864 I GOT YOU THE BASKET. 43 00:01:55,995 --> 00:01:58,305 I GOT YOU THE FLUTE. 44 00:01:58,430 --> 00:01:59,910 WHERE'S THE SNAKE? 45 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:02,300 IN MY DEFENSE... 46 00:02:02,431 --> 00:02:05,351 RUN! 47 00:02:05,476 --> 00:02:07,176 LOOK, KEVIN FOUND THE SNAKE IN HIS TRAILER BATHROOM, 48 00:02:07,302 --> 00:02:08,602 SO IT'S ALL FORGOTTEN. 49 00:02:08,737 --> 00:02:10,307 NOT BY KEVIN. 50 00:02:10,433 --> 00:02:12,223 I HAVE TO DO A REPTILE CHECK AROUND HIS TOILET 51 00:02:12,347 --> 00:02:15,087 EVERY TIME HE HAS TO GO. 52 00:02:15,218 --> 00:02:17,478 BUT, DAD, IT'S NOT JUST FOR ME, IT'S FOR US. 53 00:02:17,609 --> 00:02:18,739 WE CAN BUILD IT TOGETHER. 54 00:02:18,870 --> 00:02:21,490 THAT'S WHAT FITZY AND HIS DAD ARE DOING. 55 00:02:21,610 --> 00:02:23,830 YOU WANT TO DO THIS TOGETHER? 56 00:02:23,958 --> 00:02:26,348 OH, WE'LL DO THIS TOGETHER. THAT'S SWEET OF YOU, SON. 57 00:02:28,917 --> 00:02:30,007 GOING TO FITZY'S. SEE YA! 58 00:02:30,135 --> 00:02:32,095 WAIT. I-- [door opens, closes] 59 00:02:32,222 --> 00:02:33,652 WE DO THIS TOGETHER. 60 00:02:33,787 --> 00:02:35,747 MM, IN HIS DEFENSE, 61 00:02:35,875 --> 00:02:38,795 YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING. 62 00:02:38,920 --> 00:02:40,750 EASY FOR YOU TO CRACK WISE 63 00:02:40,876 --> 00:02:42,436 WHEN THAT SNAKE IS ON THE LOOSE AGAIN. 64 00:02:42,573 --> 00:02:45,273 [screaming] 65 00:03:11,146 --> 00:03:12,976 IS IT JUST ME, DAVID, OR DO YOU FEEL LIKE 66 00:03:13,103 --> 00:03:14,583 WE'RE BONDING? [laughs] 67 00:03:14,712 --> 00:03:17,322 - IT'S JUST YOU. - OKAY. 68 00:03:17,452 --> 00:03:19,152 HEY, DAD, I'M GONNA GO CHANGE, 69 00:03:19,278 --> 00:03:21,018 THEN HEAD OVER TO CARLOS' TO WATCH A MOVIE. 70 00:03:21,149 --> 00:03:22,849 WAIT, WHOA, WHOA, AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING? 71 00:03:22,975 --> 00:03:24,715 I SHOWERED TUESDAY. 72 00:03:24,845 --> 00:03:27,755 NO, LAST TUESDAY. 73 00:03:27,889 --> 00:03:31,159 YOU ARE NOT DOING ANYTHING UNTIL YOU FINISH BUILDING 74 00:03:31,282 --> 00:03:32,762 THIS THING OVER HERE, OKAY? 75 00:03:32,891 --> 00:03:34,241 EXCEPT MAYBE SHOWER. 76 00:03:34,370 --> 00:03:36,460 - BUT, DAD-- - NO BUTS. 77 00:03:36,588 --> 00:03:38,938 YOU'RE GONNA LEARN TO FINISH WHAT YOU START. 78 00:03:39,067 --> 00:03:40,327 OKAY? 79 00:03:40,458 --> 00:03:42,068 YEAH, AND IF YOU NEED US, YOUR FATHER AND I 80 00:03:42,198 --> 00:03:43,248 WILL BE SOMEWHERE BONDING 81 00:03:43,372 --> 00:03:45,202 OVER WHATEVER DAVID WANTS TO BOND ABOUT. 82 00:03:45,330 --> 00:03:47,850 - I DON'T WANT TO BOND. - ME EITHER. 83 00:03:47,982 --> 00:03:50,112 LOOK AT US BONDING OVER NOT WANTING TO BOND. 84 00:03:52,419 --> 00:03:54,469 THIS IS A PRETTY BIG DECISION. 85 00:03:54,593 --> 00:03:56,593 ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GET RID OF DR. MONKEY CHUNKS? 86 00:03:56,723 --> 00:03:58,243 I'M SURE. 87 00:03:58,376 --> 00:04:01,206 TODAY CHARLOTTE GOT RID OF HER TEDDY BEAR, 88 00:04:01,334 --> 00:04:04,814 AND NOW I'M THE LAST ONE IN CLASS WHO HAS A DOLL FRIEND. 89 00:04:04,944 --> 00:04:06,124 OKAY, IF YOU'RE POSITIVE. 90 00:04:06,249 --> 00:04:07,159 YES. 91 00:04:07,292 --> 00:04:09,382 SO, NO MATTER WHAT I SAY, 92 00:04:09,510 --> 00:04:12,950 NO MATTER HOW MUCH I BEG, DO NOT GIVE HER BACK TO ME. 93 00:04:13,077 --> 00:04:14,347 - GOT IT. - GOT IT? 94 00:04:14,468 --> 00:04:16,338 GOT IT. 95 00:04:16,468 --> 00:04:18,468 WAIT. ONE LAST GOOD-BYE. 96 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:19,860 SURE. 97 00:04:19,991 --> 00:04:23,211 WHAT DID I JUST SAY, MOM? 98 00:04:23,340 --> 00:04:26,040 YOU STINK AT THIS. 99 00:04:26,167 --> 00:04:30,787 I NEED SOMEBODY COLD, HEARTLESS. 100 00:04:30,907 --> 00:04:34,037 - HEY. - PERFECT. 101 00:04:34,169 --> 00:04:37,439 GET RID OF DR. MONKEY CHUNKS FOR ME, DADDY? 102 00:04:37,561 --> 00:04:39,781 OKAY. 103 00:04:41,432 --> 00:04:44,692 TOO HEARTLESS. 104 00:04:44,824 --> 00:04:47,874 SO JANIE FEELS SHE'S OUTGROWN DR. MONKEY CHUNKS, 105 00:04:47,998 --> 00:04:50,788 AND SHE'D LIKE US TO HELP HER SAY GOOD-BYE. 106 00:04:50,912 --> 00:04:54,562 OH. OH, OKAY, I'M SORRY. 107 00:04:54,697 --> 00:04:58,227 GOOD-BYE, CHUNKS. 108 00:04:58,350 --> 00:05:00,960 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 109 00:05:01,090 --> 00:05:03,180 WE DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS ALL AT ONCE. 110 00:05:03,307 --> 00:05:05,747 WE CAN SAY GOOD-BYE TO DR. MONKEY CHUNKS 111 00:05:05,874 --> 00:05:07,354 A LITTLE BIT AT A TIME. 112 00:05:07,482 --> 00:05:08,832 RIGHT, DAVID? 113 00:05:08,961 --> 00:05:12,351 SEEMS LIKE A WHOLE LOT OF EXTRA WORK, BUT OKAY. 114 00:05:12,484 --> 00:05:15,234 HOW ABOUT... 115 00:05:15,355 --> 00:05:18,045 WE BUILD A HOSPITAL FOR DR. MONKEY CHUNKS 116 00:05:18,182 --> 00:05:20,182 SO SHE CAN SPEND MORE TIME WITH HER PATIENTS 117 00:05:20,312 --> 00:05:22,962 WHO MIGHT NEED HER MORE THAN YOU? 118 00:05:23,096 --> 00:05:25,316 - THAT COULD WORK. - OKAY. 119 00:05:25,444 --> 00:05:26,884 YOU'LL REALLY LUCKY, JANIE. 120 00:05:27,009 --> 00:05:28,709 AT LEAST YOU'RE GETTING TO SAY GOOD-BYE. 121 00:05:28,836 --> 00:05:31,006 THAT'S MORE THAN I CAN SAY FOR ME AND MRS. FLOPPERS. 122 00:05:31,141 --> 00:05:32,281 WHO'S THAT? 123 00:05:32,402 --> 00:05:34,052 MY SPECIAL DOLL FRIEND. 124 00:05:34,186 --> 00:05:35,276 I'D HAD HER FOR YEARS, 125 00:05:35,403 --> 00:05:39,583 BUT I LOST HER ON OUR FAMILY CAMPING TRIP. 126 00:05:39,709 --> 00:05:41,409 I THOUGHT I PACKED HER, 127 00:05:41,536 --> 00:05:45,796 BUT TURNS OUT MRS. FLOPPERS GOT LEFT BEHIND. 128 00:05:45,928 --> 00:05:48,108 DAD SAID, WHEN HE WENT TO GO BACK AND GET HER, 129 00:05:48,233 --> 00:05:49,623 JUST BEFORE HE COULD REACH HER, 130 00:05:49,755 --> 00:05:51,755 A HAWK SWOOPED IN 131 00:05:51,886 --> 00:05:55,156 AND CARRIED HER OFF INTO THE SUNSET. 132 00:05:55,279 --> 00:05:58,499 A HAWK! 133 00:05:58,627 --> 00:06:00,937 YOU MUST HAVE BEEN REALLY SAD. 134 00:06:01,063 --> 00:06:04,763 IT WAS HARD AT FIRST, BUT EVENTUALLY I GOT OVER HER. 135 00:06:04,890 --> 00:06:08,590 AND IF I CAN DO IT, JANIE, I KNOW YOU CAN TOO. 136 00:06:08,717 --> 00:06:10,327 THANKS, EMILY. 137 00:06:10,457 --> 00:06:15,027 COME ON, CHUNKS, IF I CAN DO IT, YOU CAN TOO. 138 00:06:15,154 --> 00:06:16,244 LOOK AT YOU. 139 00:06:16,372 --> 00:06:18,412 YOU HANDLED THAT BEAUTIFULLY, SWEETIE. 140 00:06:18,546 --> 00:06:19,506 I KNOW THIS MIGHT SOUND KIND OF WEIRD, 141 00:06:19,633 --> 00:06:22,073 BUT SOMETIMES I STILL THINK ABOUT MRS. FLOPPERS 142 00:06:22,199 --> 00:06:23,809 AND WONDER HOW SHE'S DOING. 143 00:06:23,938 --> 00:06:27,768 I PICTURE HER BEING QUEEN OF THE HAWKS. 144 00:06:27,896 --> 00:06:30,376 YOU KNOW WHAT'S EVEN FUNNIER? 145 00:06:30,505 --> 00:06:32,205 MRS. FLOPPERS IS ACTUALLY QUEEN OF THE ATTIC. 146 00:06:32,332 --> 00:06:35,122 - [chuckles] - WHAT? 147 00:06:35,246 --> 00:06:37,026 WELL, YOU'D HAD MRS. FLOPPERS FOREVER, 148 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:39,860 AND YOU WERE HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE SEPARATING. 149 00:06:39,987 --> 00:06:42,857 OH, DON'T SOFT-PEDAL IT. YOU WERE GETTING WEIRD, EMILY. 150 00:06:42,987 --> 00:06:44,857 YOU KNOW, ON YOUR TENTH BIRTHDAY YOU SAID MRS. FLOPPERS 151 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:46,518 DIDN'T WANT YOU TO INVITE ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS 152 00:06:46,641 --> 00:06:49,121 BECAUSE SHE WANTED SOME MORE "EMILY ALONE TIME." 153 00:06:49,250 --> 00:06:51,300 AND WE THOUGHT IT'D BE BETTER IF MRS. FLOPPERS 154 00:06:51,424 --> 00:06:53,984 JUST BUNNY-HOPPED HER WAY UP TO THE ATTIC. 155 00:06:54,121 --> 00:06:56,391 [laughs] 156 00:06:56,513 --> 00:06:58,603 SHUT UP! [laughs] 157 00:06:58,731 --> 00:07:00,641 SO YOU'RE SAYING MRS. FLOPPERS HAS BEEN IN THIS HOUSE 158 00:07:00,775 --> 00:07:01,955 ALL THIS TIME? 159 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:03,340 RIGHT ABOVE YOUR HEAD. 160 00:07:03,472 --> 00:07:06,042 [laughs] SHUT UP AGAIN! 161 00:07:06,168 --> 00:07:07,258 [laughs] 162 00:07:07,386 --> 00:07:11,166 CLASSIC MOM AND DAD. 163 00:07:11,300 --> 00:07:14,080 CLASSIC MOM AND DAD. 164 00:07:20,476 --> 00:07:23,476 MRS. FLOPPERS, IT'S REALLY YOU! 165 00:07:23,607 --> 00:07:27,437 THERE WAS NOTHING WEIRD ABOUT US. 166 00:07:27,565 --> 00:07:29,005 WHO'S THE FLOPPIEST? 167 00:07:29,131 --> 00:07:30,481 YOU'RE THE FLOPPIEST. 168 00:07:31,914 --> 00:07:33,134 HEY, JOE. 169 00:07:36,263 --> 00:07:39,913 YOU GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING, UH... 170 00:07:40,046 --> 00:07:41,746 YEAH. 171 00:07:41,873 --> 00:07:43,703 LET ME SEE. LET ME HELP YOU OUT A LITTLE BIT, 172 00:07:43,831 --> 00:07:45,351 'CAUSE I USED TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 173 00:07:45,483 --> 00:07:47,353 I KNOW THIS PIECE COULD SIT RIGHT--OH, OH. 174 00:07:47,484 --> 00:07:48,784 UGH. 175 00:07:48,919 --> 00:07:51,529 THAT THERE--THAT'S A DESIGN FLAW RIGHT THERE. 176 00:07:51,659 --> 00:07:53,399 HEY, MARCUS, YOU READY? 177 00:07:53,529 --> 00:07:56,759 DAD, WHY ARE YOU BEING SO MEAN AND MAKING ME FINISH THIS? 178 00:07:56,877 --> 00:08:00,267 WELL, JOE, BECAUSE EVERYTHING I HAVE IN MY LIFE 179 00:08:00,401 --> 00:08:02,191 I'VE GOTTEN BECAUSE I'VE SET GOALS, 180 00:08:02,314 --> 00:08:04,094 AND I'VE ACHIEVED THEM, OKAY? 181 00:08:04,228 --> 00:08:05,098 LIKE ACTING-- I WANTED TO BE AN ACTOR, 182 00:08:05,228 --> 00:08:06,888 SO I WENT AND TOOK ACTING LESSONS, 183 00:08:07,011 --> 00:08:08,441 AND I GOT MY EARLOBES FIXED. 184 00:08:08,577 --> 00:08:10,187 AH, I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! 185 00:08:10,316 --> 00:08:12,196 AH, KEVIN, YOU OWE ME 50 BUCKS! 186 00:08:12,317 --> 00:08:15,667 DOUBLE OR NOTHING ON THE CALF IMPLANTS! 187 00:08:15,795 --> 00:08:16,965 - DAD? - THIS ISN'T ABOUT ME. 188 00:08:17,101 --> 00:08:18,241 IT'S ABOUT YOU. 189 00:08:18,362 --> 00:08:21,272 YOU HAVE TO LEARN FOLLOW-THROUGH. 190 00:08:21,406 --> 00:08:23,196 SO YOU'VE NEVER GIVEN UP ON ANYTHING? 191 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:24,490 NEVER. 192 00:08:24,624 --> 00:08:25,844 HEY, DAD. 193 00:08:25,972 --> 00:08:27,452 SO I WAS JUST POKING AROUND THE ATTIC, 194 00:08:27,582 --> 00:08:31,672 JUST FOR FUN, AND GUESS WHAT I FOUND. 195 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:34,330 MRS. FLOPPERS. 196 00:08:34,453 --> 00:08:37,103 OH, SHE FOUND FLOPPERS IN THE ATTIC. 197 00:08:37,237 --> 00:08:39,767 OH. SHOULD WE BE WORRIED? 198 00:08:39,889 --> 00:08:41,539 GUYS, I'M FINE. 199 00:08:41,673 --> 00:08:44,243 MRS. FLOPPERS IS JUST A CHILDHOOD MEMORY. 200 00:08:44,369 --> 00:08:46,849 I'M GONNA PUT HER ON A SHELF IN MY ROOM FOR OLD TIME'S SAKE. 201 00:08:46,978 --> 00:08:48,898 BUT I'LL MAKE SURE TO CLOSE THE WINDOW 202 00:08:49,022 --> 00:08:51,462 JUST IN CASE A HAWK SWOOPS IN AND TRIES TO SNATCH HER FROM ME. 203 00:08:51,589 --> 00:08:53,149 RIGHT, DAD? 204 00:08:53,284 --> 00:08:55,204 OKAY, SHE SEEMS OKAY. 205 00:08:55,329 --> 00:08:56,849 AH, YEAH, SHE'S FINE. 206 00:08:56,981 --> 00:09:00,031 I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL ALL MY FRIENDS I FOUND YOU. 207 00:09:00,156 --> 00:09:03,896 YOU'RE RIGHT. I DON'T NEED FRIENDS. 208 00:09:04,027 --> 00:09:07,947 GUYS, IS THIS HAIR FROM MY FIRST HAIRCUT? 209 00:09:08,071 --> 00:09:11,601 OH, NO, SON, THAT'S MINE IN CASE THEY NEED TO CLONE ME. 210 00:09:15,030 --> 00:09:16,510 MOM, WHAT'S THIS? 211 00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:19,779 OH, THAT'S THE DAY YOUR DAD AND I WENT SKYDIVING. 212 00:09:19,900 --> 00:09:21,470 DAD, HOW COME YOU'RE NOT IN THE PICTURE? 213 00:09:21,597 --> 00:09:22,727 BECAUSE HE DIDN'T JUMP. 214 00:09:22,858 --> 00:09:25,468 WELL, NO, THAT-- NOT COMPLETELY TRUE. 215 00:09:25,598 --> 00:09:27,598 WHAT HAPPENED, JOE, THERE WAS A LOT 216 00:09:27,729 --> 00:09:29,999 OF, YOU KNOW, TECHNICAL ISSUES WHEN IT WAS MY TIME TO GO. 217 00:09:30,121 --> 00:09:31,901 THERE WAS A LOT OF WIND AND NOISE-- 218 00:09:32,034 --> 00:09:33,824 - PARALYZING FEAR. - THAT'S NOT TRUE. 219 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:35,598 OH, COME ON. 220 00:09:35,731 --> 00:09:39,171 IT TOOK US AN HOUR TO CONVINCE YOU THAT THE PLANE HAD LANDED. 221 00:09:39,297 --> 00:09:42,257 YOU SCREAMED WHEN THE INSTRUCTOR CARRIED YOU OFF THE PLANE. 222 00:09:42,385 --> 00:09:44,645 [screams weakly] 223 00:09:44,777 --> 00:09:48,127 WOW, DAD. THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE FOLLOW-THROUGH TO ME. 224 00:09:48,257 --> 00:09:51,207 SO, NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE ANYTHING BUT THIS TO DO. 225 00:09:51,344 --> 00:09:52,904 WAIT. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 226 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:55,440 WELL, IF YOU CAN'T FINISH WHAT YOU START, WHY SHOULD I? 227 00:09:58,955 --> 00:10:01,045 OKAY, YOU'RE RIGHT. 228 00:10:01,173 --> 00:10:03,043 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT-- 229 00:10:03,174 --> 00:10:05,264 YOU FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED, 230 00:10:05,391 --> 00:10:07,391 AND I'LL FINISH WHAT I STARTED. 231 00:10:07,523 --> 00:10:09,343 - REALLY? - UH-HUH. 232 00:10:09,479 --> 00:10:11,139 THAT'S HOW BAD YOU WANT ME TO LEARN FOLLOW-THROUGH? 233 00:10:11,263 --> 00:10:12,563 YES. 234 00:10:12,698 --> 00:10:14,618 YOU'D ACTUALLY BE WILLING TO JUMP OUT OF A PLANE? 235 00:10:14,742 --> 00:10:16,652 ABSOLUTELY. 236 00:10:16,786 --> 00:10:19,136 WOW, DAD. THIS IS SO INSPIRING. 237 00:10:19,265 --> 00:10:22,565 LET'S DO THIS. 238 00:10:22,701 --> 00:10:25,051 ARE YOU SAYING... 239 00:10:25,180 --> 00:10:27,260 THAT IF HE FINISHES THAT, 240 00:10:27,397 --> 00:10:30,887 YOU WILL LEAP OUT OF A PLANE... 241 00:10:31,007 --> 00:10:33,357 THAT'S IN THE AIR? 242 00:10:33,486 --> 00:10:35,706 COME ON, HONEY, WHEN HAVE I EVER MOTIVATED HIM 243 00:10:35,834 --> 00:10:38,834 TO FINISH ANYTHING? 244 00:10:38,966 --> 00:10:40,486 OH, COME ON! 245 00:10:40,619 --> 00:10:43,399 WHEN HAVE I EVER MOTIVATED HIM TO FINISH ANYTHING? 246 00:10:51,709 --> 00:10:54,849 I REALLY THINK I SHOULD GIVE DR. MONKEY CHUNKS 247 00:10:54,971 --> 00:10:56,751 ONE MORE HUG GOOD NIGHT. 248 00:10:56,884 --> 00:10:59,754 HONEY, YOU SAID THAT FIVE HUGS AGO. 249 00:10:59,885 --> 00:11:04,055 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS IF YOU'RE NOT READY. 250 00:11:04,191 --> 00:11:05,761 [whispering] IT'S NOT ME. 251 00:11:05,887 --> 00:11:08,017 IT'S HER. 252 00:11:08,148 --> 00:11:11,238 - OH. - SHE CAN'T LET GO. 253 00:11:11,367 --> 00:11:13,717 DAVID, YOU WITH US? 254 00:11:13,845 --> 00:11:15,755 WE'RE TRYING TO HELP OUR DAUGHTER HERE. 255 00:11:15,889 --> 00:11:18,809 I COULD BE JUMPING OUT OF A PLANE, AMY. 256 00:11:18,933 --> 00:11:22,373 WHY DON'T YOU REACH IN THERE, GRAB DR. MONKEY CHUNKS, 257 00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:26,070 GIVE HER ONE LAST HUG, AND SAY GOOD NIGHT, HMM? 258 00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:30,678 OH, DAVID, BAD NEWS-- 259 00:11:30,807 --> 00:11:32,327 JOE'S REALLY GOING FOR IT. 260 00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:35,209 HE'S ONLY GOT THREE FLOORS LEFT ON THE TOREN MALIFA. 261 00:11:35,329 --> 00:11:37,719 I CAN SEE THAT. 262 00:11:37,852 --> 00:11:39,902 DAVID, MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT THIS THROUGH. 263 00:11:40,026 --> 00:11:41,156 I DID, HONEY. 264 00:11:41,288 --> 00:11:43,858 THAT'S WHY I SAVED MY CLONING HAIR. 265 00:11:43,984 --> 00:11:46,984 LISTEN, I-I THOUGHT FOR SURE THAT JOE WOULD FAIL 266 00:11:47,115 --> 00:11:49,375 BUT STILL LEARN THE LESSON OF FOLLOW-THROUGH. 267 00:11:49,507 --> 00:11:52,777 BUT HOW IS HE GONNA LEARN IF HE DOESN'T FOLLOW THROUGH? 268 00:11:52,900 --> 00:11:54,860 I DON'T KNOW. 269 00:11:54,987 --> 00:11:57,337 CLEARLY I DIDN'T FOLLOW THROUGH ON THAT THOUGHT. 270 00:11:59,118 --> 00:12:00,558 OOH, NICE PLACEMENT. 271 00:12:00,684 --> 00:12:03,554 CHECK IT OUT. THE BOY IS MAKING PROGRESS. 272 00:12:03,685 --> 00:12:05,605 HE'S GONNA BE DONE IN A COUPLE OF HOURS. 273 00:12:05,729 --> 00:12:07,419 [chuckling] 274 00:12:07,556 --> 00:12:09,076 HE'S LITERALLY FLYING THROUGH IT. 275 00:12:09,209 --> 00:12:11,519 WHOA! 276 00:12:11,644 --> 00:12:12,854 I SEE THAT. 277 00:12:12,992 --> 00:12:15,032 I COULDN'T BE PROUDER. 278 00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:17,347 I THINK I'M GONNA PULL AN ALL-NIGHTER. 279 00:12:17,472 --> 00:12:19,912 YEAH, I--YOU KNOW, I-- YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THAT, JOE. 280 00:12:20,037 --> 00:12:23,077 YOU--YOU'LL BE TOO TIRED TO CELEBRATE. 281 00:12:23,213 --> 00:12:24,523 I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT. 282 00:12:24,648 --> 00:12:28,388 THAT'S SOMETHING ONLY YOUR DAD CAN THINK OF. 283 00:12:28,518 --> 00:12:30,478 I'M GONNA SET MY ALARM FOR DAWN. 284 00:12:30,606 --> 00:12:32,436 THAT'S RIGHT. HIT THE GROUND RUNNING. 285 00:12:32,563 --> 00:12:33,913 YOU JUST GOING TO HIT THE GROUND. 286 00:12:34,041 --> 00:12:36,221 WHOA! [imitates crash] 287 00:13:04,006 --> 00:13:05,436 COME ON, MRS. FLOPPERS, 288 00:13:05,572 --> 00:13:07,662 YOU DESERVE SOME COOKIES AND MILK. 289 00:13:07,790 --> 00:13:09,710 WHAT WAS THAT? 290 00:13:09,834 --> 00:13:12,094 YES, BEING LOCKED IN THE ATTIC FOR SIX YEARS 291 00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:13,666 DOES MAKE YOU A TOUGH COOKIE. 292 00:13:13,791 --> 00:13:16,011 [laughs] OH, MRS. FLOPPERS, 293 00:13:16,140 --> 00:13:18,920 IT'S SO GOOD TO LAUGH AGAIN. 294 00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:28,849 [clatter] 295 00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:38,241 BEST-CASE SCENARIO, HE WON'T HAVE THIS PIECE 296 00:13:38,364 --> 00:13:40,674 FOR THE NEXT 48 HOURS. 297 00:13:55,629 --> 00:13:57,799 [whistling] 298 00:13:57,934 --> 00:14:00,544 YOU'RE IN A GOOD MOOD. 299 00:14:00,675 --> 00:14:03,285 AM I? 300 00:14:03,415 --> 00:14:07,245 EAT IT WHILE IT'S HOT, MRS. FLOPPERS. 301 00:14:07,372 --> 00:14:10,462 OH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LET'S GIVE IT UP 302 00:14:10,590 --> 00:14:13,720 FOR JANIE HOBBS, WHO HAS SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED 303 00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:17,332 ONE NIGHT WITHOUT DR. MONKEY CHUNKS. 304 00:14:17,461 --> 00:14:20,551 [applause] - THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 305 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:22,850 I'M A BIG GIRL NOW. 306 00:14:22,984 --> 00:14:26,334 OOPS. I FORGOT MY UNDERPANTS. 307 00:14:29,117 --> 00:14:30,897 EVERYONE, I HAVE GREAT NEWS. 308 00:14:31,031 --> 00:14:32,691 OH, OKAY. 309 00:14:36,945 --> 00:14:38,865 WHAT WAS THAT? 310 00:14:38,989 --> 00:14:41,769 FINE. EVERYTHING DOES GO BETTER WITH WHIPPED CREAM. 311 00:14:44,948 --> 00:14:47,388 TA-DA. 312 00:14:51,428 --> 00:14:54,378 MY GOD, HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? 313 00:14:54,516 --> 00:14:55,906 I KNOW, CRAZY, RIGHT? 314 00:14:56,038 --> 00:14:58,738 WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT I WAS A FINISHER? 315 00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:02,125 JOE, DID YOU USE ALL THE PIECES IN THE INSTRUCTIONS? 316 00:15:02,257 --> 00:15:05,217 BECAUSE SOMETHING IN MY GUT TELLS ME YOU DIDN'T. 317 00:15:07,214 --> 00:15:09,694 WELL, THERE WERE SOME MISSING. 318 00:15:09,824 --> 00:15:12,134 OH, TOO BAD. 319 00:15:12,260 --> 00:15:14,090 BUT I GOT 'EM FROM FITZY, 320 00:15:14,216 --> 00:15:17,616 SO, OFFICIALLY, IT'S 100% FINISHED. 321 00:15:17,739 --> 00:15:20,869 AH! OH, GOD. 322 00:15:21,001 --> 00:15:24,261 - WELL, GOOD FOR YOU, SON. - NO, DAD, GOOD FOR US. 323 00:15:24,393 --> 00:15:26,533 WE WERE ONCE QUITTERS, BUT NOW WE'RE FINISHERS. 324 00:15:26,654 --> 00:15:28,954 WELL, WE WILL BE ONCE YOU JUMP OUT OF THAT PLANE. 325 00:15:29,090 --> 00:15:30,750 WELL, IT'S NOT THAT EASY, JOE. 326 00:15:30,873 --> 00:15:33,183 YOU KNOW, THOSE PLACES GET BOOKED WAY IN ADVANCE. 327 00:15:33,309 --> 00:15:34,699 I MEAN, IT COULD BE MONTHS UNTIL YOUR DAD 328 00:15:34,831 --> 00:15:36,091 GETS THE CHANCE TO JUMP. - MONTHS? 329 00:15:36,223 --> 00:15:38,753 OH, NO, NO, NO, I WANT TO DO MY FOLLOW-THROUGH 330 00:15:38,876 --> 00:15:41,006 WAY SOONER THAN THAT, KEVIN. - BUT YOU CAN'T. 331 00:15:41,137 --> 00:15:43,967 THAT'S WHY I ALREADY CALLED, DROPPED DAD'S NAME, 332 00:15:44,094 --> 00:15:47,274 AND YOU'RE GOING OUT OF A PLANE AT 12,000 FEET TOMORROW MORNING. 333 00:15:49,444 --> 00:15:50,794 TOMORROW? 334 00:15:50,922 --> 00:15:53,452 12,000 FEET? 335 00:16:01,012 --> 00:16:02,582 THIS IS SO COOL, DAD. 336 00:16:02,708 --> 00:16:04,748 THANKS FOR LETTING US UP HERE, MR. RE-APE-ER. 337 00:16:04,883 --> 00:16:08,153 THAT'S PRONOUNCED "REAPER," FIRST NAME, GRAHAM. 338 00:16:08,275 --> 00:16:10,975 YOUR NAME'S GRAHAM REAPER? 339 00:16:11,101 --> 00:16:13,101 I KNOW, I KNOW-- IT'S NOT THE BEST NAME 340 00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:14,623 CONSIDERING I'M ABOUT TO SHOVE 341 00:16:14,755 --> 00:16:17,495 YOUR HUSBAND OUT THE DOOR AT 12,000 FEET. 342 00:16:17,626 --> 00:16:18,886 [laughs] 343 00:16:19,017 --> 00:16:21,107 OKAY, JUST BREATHE, DAVID. 344 00:16:21,235 --> 00:16:23,235 [breathing heavily] 345 00:16:23,367 --> 00:16:24,407 YOU OKAY, DAVID? 346 00:16:24,541 --> 00:16:27,541 YOU LOOK WHITER THAN WHEN YOU DANCE. 347 00:16:27,671 --> 00:16:31,281 STOP DOING THAT, MARCUS. YOU'RE ROCKING THE PLANE. 348 00:16:31,412 --> 00:16:33,332 MARCUS, STOP TORTURING HIM. 349 00:16:33,456 --> 00:16:36,326 SWEETIE, THE FACT THAT YOU'RE DOING THIS FOR YOUR SON... 350 00:16:36,457 --> 00:16:38,587 YOU'RE SUCH A GREAT FATHER. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 351 00:16:38,718 --> 00:16:40,988 IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SAY TO ME? 352 00:16:41,110 --> 00:16:42,800 YES. 353 00:16:42,936 --> 00:16:46,466 IN THE LIVING ROOM ON THE PIANO IS A PHOTOGRAPH OF ME. 354 00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:50,460 EVERY DAY AT 4:13, YOU HAVE TO MOVE IT, 355 00:16:50,591 --> 00:16:52,991 OR THE SUN WILL HIT IT AND MAKE IT FADE. 356 00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:54,553 REALLY? 357 00:16:54,679 --> 00:16:57,289 THOSE ARE YOUR POTENTIAL LAST WORDS? 358 00:16:57,419 --> 00:16:59,679 OH, SORRY. 359 00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:03,901 LOVE YOU. 360 00:17:04,029 --> 00:17:07,729 DAVID, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANTED TO SAY TO ME? 361 00:17:07,856 --> 00:17:09,426 YES. 362 00:17:09,553 --> 00:17:11,863 THE "CHECK ENGINE" LIGHT JUST WENT ON IN MY CAR. 363 00:17:11,988 --> 00:17:14,378 I NEED YOU TO TAKE IT IN FOR SERVICE. 364 00:17:14,511 --> 00:17:16,381 I'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER YOUR LAST WORDS WERE, 365 00:17:16,511 --> 00:17:18,601 "KEVIN, YOU ARE THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE." 366 00:17:18,730 --> 00:17:20,130 THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID! 367 00:17:20,251 --> 00:17:23,341 IT'S WHAT I HEARD. 368 00:17:23,470 --> 00:17:25,900 - YOU OKAY? - I'M TERRIFIED. 369 00:17:26,035 --> 00:17:27,785 OH, THEN DON'T JUMP. 370 00:17:27,906 --> 00:17:29,906 YOU ENCOURAGED YOUR SON TO FINISH WHAT HE STARTED, 371 00:17:30,036 --> 00:17:30,906 AND HE DID. 372 00:17:31,037 --> 00:17:31,997 YOU MADE YOUR POINT. 373 00:17:32,124 --> 00:17:34,514 I CAN'T GO BACK ON MY WORD NOW. 374 00:17:34,647 --> 00:17:36,957 HE'S MY SON. WHAT WOULD I LOOK LIKE? 375 00:17:37,082 --> 00:17:40,562 ONE MINUTE TILL THE REAPER STRIKES! 376 00:17:40,692 --> 00:17:42,352 I NEED SOME WATER. 377 00:17:42,475 --> 00:17:45,605 I PUT A BOTTLE IN JANIE'S BAG. 378 00:17:45,737 --> 00:17:47,177 JANIE! 379 00:17:47,303 --> 00:17:49,473 DR. MONKEY CHUNKS! 380 00:17:49,607 --> 00:17:51,307 HOW DID YOU GET HERE? 381 00:17:51,434 --> 00:17:53,174 AND TO THINK YOU WERE DOING SO WELL FOLLOWING 382 00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:54,575 IN YOUR SISTER'S FOOTSTEPS. 383 00:17:54,696 --> 00:17:55,776 AW, JANIE! 384 00:17:55,914 --> 00:17:57,614 DON'T "AW, JANIE" ME. 385 00:17:57,740 --> 00:17:58,920 YOU HAVE MRS. FLOPPERS. 386 00:17:59,044 --> 00:18:00,264 WHAT? NO-- 387 00:18:00,393 --> 00:18:02,783 MRS. FLOPPERS, HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE? 388 00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:04,176 AW, EMILY. 389 00:18:04,308 --> 00:18:06,008 DON'T "AW, EMILY" ME. 390 00:18:06,133 --> 00:18:08,223 I SAW YOU HIDING JOE'S BRICK-CONNEKT PIECES. 391 00:18:08,352 --> 00:18:09,922 YOU EVEN SWALLOWED ONE. 392 00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:11,828 AW, DAD. 393 00:18:11,961 --> 00:18:13,661 SORRY, BUDDY. 394 00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:15,178 YOU GONNA BE SORRY WHEN THAT THING REARS 395 00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:17,701 ITS SCRATCHY LITTLE HEAD. 396 00:18:17,833 --> 00:18:19,923 DAD, YOU WERE THE ONE WHO MADE ME FINISH IT 397 00:18:20,050 --> 00:18:22,270 IN THE FIRST PLACE. 398 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:25,050 JOE, WHAT YOUR DAD DID WAS COWARDLY AND SHAMEFUL, 399 00:18:25,183 --> 00:18:27,533 BUT ARE WE REALLY SURPRISED? 400 00:18:27,662 --> 00:18:30,052 AND AS LONG AS WE'RE TALKING ABOUT SURPRISES, JOE, 401 00:18:30,184 --> 00:18:32,754 IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO TELL YOUR DAD? 402 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:34,580 REGARDING? 403 00:18:34,707 --> 00:18:37,057 REGARDING WHEN I SAW YOU SNEAKING THROUGH THE HOUSE 404 00:18:37,186 --> 00:18:42,276 THIS MORNING WHEN I SNUCK IN TO BORROW AN EGG AND SOME BACON. 405 00:18:42,405 --> 00:18:45,625 OH, RIGHT, REGARDING THAT. 406 00:18:45,754 --> 00:18:48,194 I GUESS I REALLY DIDN'T FINISH EITHER, DAD. 407 00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:50,450 I DIDN'T JUST BORROW PIECES FROM FITZY. 408 00:18:50,581 --> 00:18:52,931 I BROUGHT OVER HIS COMPLETE SET. 409 00:18:53,059 --> 00:18:57,719 AW, JOE, THANK YOU FOR NOT FOLLOWING THROUGH. 410 00:18:57,844 --> 00:19:00,194 - WHAT? - YOU DIDN'T FINISH! 411 00:19:00,323 --> 00:19:02,233 YOU DIDN'T FINISH! 412 00:19:02,367 --> 00:19:05,187 THAT MEANS THAT I DON'T HAVE TO FINISH! 413 00:19:05,325 --> 00:19:07,195 IT SEEMS THAT THE LESSON THAT WE LEARNED HERE 414 00:19:07,325 --> 00:19:11,675 IS TRYING IS JUST AS GOOD AS FINISHING. 415 00:19:11,804 --> 00:19:15,854 JANIE, YOU GIVE UP MONKEY CHUNKS WHEN YOU'RE READY. 416 00:19:15,979 --> 00:19:18,499 EMILY... 417 00:19:18,632 --> 00:19:21,512 WE'LL TALK ABOUT MRS. FLOPPERS ANOTHER TIME. 418 00:19:21,633 --> 00:19:24,193 RIGHT NOW I THINK WE SHOULD LAND THIS BIRD 419 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:26,340 'CAUSE A PIECE OF JOE'S TOREN 420 00:19:26,460 --> 00:19:29,240 IS RACING RIGHT THROUGH MY MALIFA. 421 00:19:29,374 --> 00:19:32,034 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, GOGGLES ON. 422 00:19:32,157 --> 00:19:36,247 IT'S GO TIME! 423 00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:39,116 - FLOPPERS! - MONKEY CHUNKS! 424 00:19:40,899 --> 00:19:43,509 SOMETIMES I HATE BEING A DAD. 425 00:19:48,162 --> 00:19:51,172 [screaming] 426 00:20:15,082 --> 00:20:17,782 [laughing hysterically] 427 00:20:24,085 --> 00:20:25,785 [bird screeches] 428 00:20:25,911 --> 00:20:27,261 HI. 429 00:20:31,870 --> 00:20:34,620 YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! 430 00:20:35,653 --> 00:20:37,483 [screeches] 431 00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:40,391 AH, TELL ME SOMEBODY SAW THAT! 432 00:20:40,441 --> 00:20:44,991 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30804

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