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[hammer pounds]
- POUND, POUND, POUND.
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EVERY MORNING.
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BOB NEXT DOOR,
SHOWING OFF AGAIN.
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"HEY, NEIGHBOR,
I JUST BUILT A NEW PLANTER.
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HEY, NEIGHBOR, I JUST BUILT ME
A NEW DECK."
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YEAH, WE GET IT, BOB!
YOU'RE HANDY!
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- YEAH, BOB! WE GET IT!
- YEAH.
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COME ON, MOM.
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DAD, YOUR WORKING GIRLS
ARE HITTING THE STREETS,
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OFF TO MAKE MONEY.
- WHOO!
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CAN YOU REPHRASE THAT,
PLEASE?
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REMEMBER?
MOM GOT ME A PART-TIME JOB
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IN THE WARDROBE DEPARTMENT
AT THE SOAP
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WHILE I'M ON SCHOOL BREAK.
- THAT'S--YES.
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THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS GREAT.
YOU KNOW WHY?
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'CAUSE JOE AND I
HAVE BEEN LOOKING
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FOR SOME "DUDES-ONLY TIME,"
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AND THIS WILL BE PERFECT
FOR US. OKAY.
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AH, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
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UNLESS YOU'RE A ZOMBIE SLAYER
IN HIS VIDEO GAME,
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HE'S NOT GONNA KNOW
YOU EXIST, HONEY.
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OH, COME ON.
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YOU KNOW, ONCE I WALK
INTO ANY ROOM,
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ALL THE ATTENTION IMMEDIATELY
TURNS RIGHT TO ME.
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OKAY, HAVE FUN!
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[video game gunfire]
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HEY, BUDDY.
- BACK OFF, YOU SLIMY TOAD.
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AND KEEP YOUR HANDS
WHERE I CAN SEE 'EM.
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IT'S WHAT YOUR MOM SAID TO ME
ON OUR FIRST DATE.
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OH. HEY, DAD.
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I WAS JUST KICKIN' ZOMBIE BUTT
IN {\an8}MIND BUILD.
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NICE.
YOU MIND IF I PLAY?
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WE CAN HAVE A LITTLE
"DUDES' TIME" RIGHT NOW.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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- AWESOME.
- COOL.
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ALL RIGHT, MAN.
- OKAY, SO...
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- YEAH.
- THOSE GUYS ARE US.
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WE'RE HUMBLE CRAFTSMEN
WHO BUILD SHELTER
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FOR THE ULAGOGS
TO PROTECT THEM--
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OKAY, ULAGOGS, SCHMULAGOGS.
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JOE, I DON'T NEED
THE BACK STORY.
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I JUST WANT TO KILL SOME STUFF.
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OKAY, HERE WE GO.
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OKAY, AND--
[video game gunfire]
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- OOH.
- YEAH, THERE HE GOES.
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THERE HE GOES.
WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT HAPPENED?
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- YOU'RE DEAD.
- WHAT?
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M DEAD?
I JUST--
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I JUST STARTED PLAYING.
- THAT'S OKAY.
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JUST RE-SPAWN, RE-SPAWN!
"X," "X," TRIANGLE, CIRCLE!
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WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING
SHAPES AT ME, JOE?
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OH, WAIT, I'M ALIVE AGAIN!
[video game gunfire]
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[video game character groans]
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- AND YOU'RE DEAD.
- OH.
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THEY'RE EATING ME.
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YEAH.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY WE PUT DOWN
THIS VIDEO GAME
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AND GO OUTSIDE
AND DO SOMETHING?
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YOU WANT TO DO THAT?
- SOUNDS GREAT.
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HEY, BOB'S BUILDING
A COOL TREE HOUSE OUTSIDE.
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WELL, OF COURSE BOB IS.
YES, YES.
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'CAUSE HE'S "BOB THE BUILDER."
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WHAT AM I SAYING?
YOU DON'T BUILD STUFF.
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I DON'T BUILD STUFF?
EXCUSE ME.
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I THINK I HAVE A THOUSAND-PIECE
TOOL SET IN HERE
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THAT TELLS ME THAT
I CAN BUILD PLENTY OF STUFF.
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ALL RIGHT?
LOOK AT THAT.
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DAD, YOU NEVER OPENED IT.
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OF COURSE NOT.
IT KEEPS THE TOOLS FRESH.
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WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE CRACK
THIS PUPPY OPEN
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AND START BUILDING
OUR TREE HOUSE, OKAY?
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- REALLY?
- YEP.
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ABSOLUTELY.
LET'S CRACK IT OPEN, JOE.
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JUST CRACK IT OPEN.
HANG ON A SECOND.
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LET ME CHEW IT.
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LET ME--
[grunts]
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YOU KNOW WHAT, JOE?
WHY DON'T YOU DO ME A FAVOR?
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GO OUT TO THE GARAGE,
GET HEDGE CLIPPERS FOR ME, OKAY,
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AND HURRY BACK
AS QUICK AS YOU CAN.
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MOM TOLD ME NOT TO RUN
WITH SCISSORS.
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JOE, I'M TALKING
HEDGE CLIPPERS.
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IT'S A COMPLETELY
DIFFERENT THING.
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[laughs]
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YOU'VE GOT SO MUCH TO LEARN.
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GO ON, SON.
THERE YOU GO
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[upbeat music]
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♪
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BOB'S TREE HOUSE IS AMAZING.
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WHAT IS THAT,
A CLOCK TOWER?
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IT'S LIKE
A CASTLE IN THE SKY.
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HEY, NEIGHBORS.
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YEAH, HEY, BOB.
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YOU KNOW, IT'S AWFULLY HOT
OUT HERE, DAVID.
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YOU MIGHT WANT TO THINK
ABOUT KEEPING HYDRATED.
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LEMONADE?
- MMM.
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THANK YOU.
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SO WHAT ARE YOU
BUILDING HERE?
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WE'RE BUILDING
A TREE HOUSE, TOO.
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[laughs]
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OH, YOU'RE SERIOUS.
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IF YOU NEED ANYTHING,
JUST ASK.
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YOU KNOW, YOU CAN BUILD ANYTHING
WITH THE RIGHT EIGHT TOOLS.
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- OKAY.
- GOOD LUCK.
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[chuckles]
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AND THERE GOES
YOUR NINTH TOOL.
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- SO, WHERE DO WE START, DAD?
- HUH?
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OH, WHERE DO WE START?
OKAY, WELL, JOE,
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A TRUE ARTIST FEELS THE WOOD
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AND THE WOOD TELLS HIM
WHAT IT WANTS TO BE, OKAY?
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SO HERE WE GO.
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SO THIS PIECE OF WOOD
IS TELLING ME
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THAT IT WANTS TO BE A...
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SPLINTER!
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UGH! OKAY.
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YEAH.
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WHAT'S THE WOOD SAY
I GET TO DO, DADDY?
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OKAY, WELL, LET'S SEE
WHAT THIS PIECE OF WOOD WANTS.
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YEAH, UH...
UH-HUH.
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YEAH, WELL--
OH, THIS ONE SAYS
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THAT YOU GET TO DECORATE
THE INSIDE.
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YAY!
I'LL GO GET MY CRAYONS.
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THERE YOU GO.
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DAVID, DON'T WORRY.
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I'LL MAKE SURE SHE DOESN'T CROSS
THE GIRLY LINE.
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YOU JUST GOT TO LET ME KNOW
WHAT COLOR PALETTE
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YOU WERE THINKING FOR
THE DECORATIVE THROW PILLOWS.
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- YEAH.
- HUH?
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ALL RIGHT, KEVIN,
YOU JUST POLE-VAULTED
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OVER THE GIRLY LINE, OKAY?
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SO JUST GO AND DO YOUR THING.
OH, PLEASE.
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- HEY, HEY, HEY!
- HEY! OH, HEY.
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HEY. NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT
ABOUT ME?
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- YOU'VE COMPLETELY GIVEN UP?
- [chuckles]
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MY WIFE AND KID
ARE GONE FOR THE WEEK.
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I'M GONNA HAVE "MARCUS TIME"!
YES!
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I PLAN STAY IN MY ROBE,
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WATCH MY MOVIES,
AND EAT MY FOOD.
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ALL RIGHT,
THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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I GOTTA BORROW YOUR MOVIES
AND BORROW YOUR FOOD.
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JUST TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT
FROM THE KITCHEN.
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LOOK, I'M BUILDING
A TREE HOUSE FOR JOE.
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IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME.
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[laughs]
AND YOU KNOW IT.
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ARE YOU CRAZY?
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- WHAT?
- YOU DON'T KNOW THE FIRST THING
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ABOUT BUILDING A TREE HOUSE.
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AM I NOT THE MAN WHO BUILT
A TREE HOUSE OVERNIGHT
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WITH NOTHING BUT POPSICLE STICKS
AND GUMPTION?
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THAT WAS ON THE SHOW, DAVID.
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YEAH, YEAH.
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EVEN THEN YOU WERE CLUELESS.
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WE ASKED YOU TO GRAB
A PHILLIPS-HEAD,
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AND YOU GRABBED
PHILLIP'S HEAD.
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THE MAN WAS
OUR NETWORK EXECUTIVE.
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WELL, HEY. GOOD LUCK TO YOU.
- THANK YOU. OKAY.
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HEY, IS THAT BOB'S LEMONADE?
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OH. OOH.
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I CAN SMELL THE AROMA
OF FRESH LEMONS.
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MMM.
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JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT
OF SWEET...AND TART.
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WOW.
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- OKAY, JUST TAKE IT AND GO.
- CAN I TAKE IT?
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YEAH, TAKE IT, TAKE IT ALL
ACTUALLY IF YOU WANT.
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WELL, GOOD LUCK.
BUILD EVERYTHING.
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HEY, DAD, I'VE GOT SOME
GREAT IDEAS FOR THE FLOOR.
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YEAH--WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
HOLD ON A SECOND THERE, JOE.
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HANG ON THERE, SON.
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COME ON.
JUST WATCH AND LEARN, OKAY?
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HERE WE GO. OKAY.
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OOH, OH.
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IT'S A DEFECTIVE NAIL.
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- CAN I TRY?
- JUST TRY--NO.
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HANG ON A SECOND.
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LET'S GIVE THIS
ANOTHER WHACK, OKAY?
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HERE WE GO.
ALL RIGHT.
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OH, VANNA WHITE.
COME ON.
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MAYBE IF YOU LET ME TRY,
I CAN GET IT.
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YOU KNOW, JOE,
HANG ON A SECOND.
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YOU KNOW, I--
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I SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.
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SOMEBODY OPENED
THIS BOX OF NAILS.
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[sniffs]
THEY'RE NOT FRESH, JOE.
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THIS IS NOT GONNA WORK, MAN.
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NO, FIONA,
YOUR CHARACTER DOES NOT
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HAVE A COSTUME CHANGE
IN THE FUNERAL SCENE.
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BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONE
IN THE COFFIN.
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[headset beeps]
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DOESN'T ANYBODY READ
THE SCRIPTS?
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OH.
[laughs]
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KAT, THIS IS MY BEAUTIFUL
DAUGHTER EMILY.
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EMILY, THIS IS KAT,
THE WARDROBE SUPERVISOR.
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- COOL NAME.
- THANK YOU.
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COOL OUTFIT.
COOL JOB.
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I WANT TO BE YOU.
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AW.
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SHE IS SO SWEET.
[laughs]
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WE'LL BREAK HER OF THAT.
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GOOD LUCK, SWEETIE!
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NOW, WHY DON'T YOU
START BEING ME
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BY STEAMING THIS DRESS?
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OH, I ONLY GET
TO STEAM ONE DRESS?
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OH! YOU ARE AS CUTE
AS A BUCKET
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FULL OF KITTENS, KITTEN.
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IT'S NOT JUST ONE DRESS.
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[harp music]
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[gasps] WOW.
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[plays harp]
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MUSICIANS ARE
ONE STAGE OVER, PRECIOUS.
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OKAY, KAT, I'LL JUST LEAVE
YOUR ICED COFFEE IN HERE.
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HEY, BOLT.
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OH!
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both: AW, COME ON!
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[hammering]
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AND THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE.
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I KNEW IT WOULD BE
LUCKY HAMMER NUMBER 12.
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YOU WERE RIGHT, DAD.
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HAMMERS 1 THROUGH 11
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WEREN'T WORTHY
OF THE NAME "HAMMER."
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[electric saw whirring]
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WHOA, I THINK BOB'S PUTTING
IN A SLIDING DOOR.
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HOW DO YOU DO THAT, BOB?
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COME ON OVER.
I'LL SHOW YOU.
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[chuckles]
UH, DAVID?
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YOU MIGHT WANT TO TRY
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WIGGLING THAT NAIL
INSTEAD OF PULLING.
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YEAH, I THINK I KNOW HOW TO
TAKE A NAIL OUT OF A BOARD, BOB.
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LET'S GO CHECK IT OUT, DAD.
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MAYBE HE CAN GIVE US
A FEW POINTERS.
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NO, I'M GOOD, JOE.
YOU GO.
230
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JUST HURRY BACK, SON.
OKAY?
231
00:08:42,008 --> 00:08:43,658
'CAUSE I'M GONNA NEED YOU.
232
00:08:43,792 --> 00:08:45,272
REALLY?
I GET TO DO SOMETHING?
233
00:08:45,402 --> 00:08:46,442
YEAH, SOMEBODY'S GOTTA
THROW AWAY
234
00:08:46,577 --> 00:08:48,797
THESE FAULTY HAMMERS.
235
00:08:48,927 --> 00:08:52,367
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
236
00:08:52,495 --> 00:08:53,585
IT'S NOT COMING OUT!
237
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WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
238
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[director over PA]
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP.
239
00:08:56,062 --> 00:08:57,582
both: SHE DID IT!
240
00:08:57,716 --> 00:09:01,986
ALL MUSICIANS,
PLEASE REPORT TO STAGE 19.
241
00:09:02,111 --> 00:09:03,671
I CAN'T TAKE THE FALL
FOR THIS.
242
00:09:03,807 --> 00:09:04,987
THIS IS MY FIRST JOB.
243
00:09:05,113 --> 00:09:06,333
MINE, TOO.
244
00:09:06,462 --> 00:09:08,242
WHAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IS
245
00:09:08,376 --> 00:09:11,036
THIS DRESS ACTUALLY BELONGS
TO DR. SARAH DESARIO...
246
00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:12,160
MY MOTHER.
247
00:09:12,292 --> 00:09:16,342
[plays dramatic music]
248
00:09:16,469 --> 00:09:17,599
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
249
00:09:17,731 --> 00:09:19,731
THE DIRECTOR,
WHO GOT ME THIS JOB,
250
00:09:19,863 --> 00:09:21,743
AND WHO ONCE FIRED
HIS IDENTICAL TWIN BROTHER
251
00:09:21,865 --> 00:09:24,775
BECAUSE HE DIDN'T LIKE
THE WAY HE LOOKED, IS...
252
00:09:24,910 --> 00:09:26,350
MY FATHER.
253
00:09:26,477 --> 00:09:28,957
[plays dramatic music]
254
00:09:29,087 --> 00:09:33,487
both: STAGE 19.
255
00:09:33,613 --> 00:09:36,173
IF MY DAD EVER FINDS OUT
ABOUT THIS, I'M DEAD.
256
00:09:36,310 --> 00:09:38,830
DEAD, I TELL YOU!
DEAD!
257
00:09:38,965 --> 00:09:41,485
MY MOTHER'S WEARING
THIS VERY DRESS TOMORROW!
258
00:09:41,619 --> 00:09:45,309
TOMORROW, I TELL YOU!
TOMORROW!
259
00:09:45,448 --> 00:09:49,008
OH, I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
260
00:09:49,146 --> 00:09:50,846
OH, HEY, KAT.
WE WERE JUST--
261
00:09:50,974 --> 00:09:54,854
NO, BOLT, YOU CAN'T BE
SHIRTLESS IN THAT SCENE.
262
00:09:54,977 --> 00:09:59,237
BECAUSE IN THAT SCENE,
YOU'RE MODELING A SHIRT!
263
00:09:59,371 --> 00:10:01,591
OH, THESE LAZY ACTORS.
264
00:10:01,721 --> 00:10:03,681
THEY NEVER READ
THE SCRIPTS AHEAD OF TIME.
265
00:10:03,810 --> 00:10:08,470
THEY ONLY READ
WHAT'S ON THE TELEPROMPTER.
266
00:10:08,596 --> 00:10:11,556
I JUST GOT AN IDEA.
267
00:10:11,685 --> 00:10:14,735
OH, HEY, BOLT.
268
00:10:14,861 --> 00:10:16,861
WE'RE JUST--
269
00:10:16,994 --> 00:10:18,124
[overlapping babbling]
270
00:10:18,256 --> 00:10:20,736
[both giggling]
271
00:10:24,782 --> 00:10:26,692
AND I BELIEVE, KEVIN,
272
00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:30,657
THAT THE COLORS SHOULD BE
PURPLE AND PINK.
273
00:10:30,787 --> 00:10:32,797
A TREE HOUSE CALLS
FOR NATURE'S COLORS--
274
00:10:32,919 --> 00:10:35,399
YOUR GREENS,
YOUR ORANGES, YOUR BROWNS.
275
00:10:35,529 --> 00:10:37,749
BROWN?
276
00:10:37,879 --> 00:10:41,619
YOU DID NOT JUST
PITCH ME BROWN!
277
00:10:41,752 --> 00:10:44,582
FI--I'M--I'M WILLING
TO COMPROMISE.
278
00:10:44,710 --> 00:10:45,890
ON WHAT? ORANGE?
279
00:10:46,016 --> 00:10:47,846
I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU
RIGHT NOW.
280
00:10:52,281 --> 00:10:53,851
UH, UH...
281
00:10:53,978 --> 00:10:56,378
- JUST LEAN ON IT A LITTLE BIT.
- OKAY.
282
00:10:56,502 --> 00:10:58,062
HOW LONG DO YOU NEED ME
TO HOLD THIS BOARD?
283
00:10:58,199 --> 00:10:59,469
JUST TILL JOE COMES BACK.
284
00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:01,462
HE WENT OVER TO BOB'S
AN HOUR AGO.
285
00:11:01,593 --> 00:11:02,503
GREAT.
286
00:11:02,637 --> 00:11:03,987
ODDS ARE JOE WILL BE BACK
287
00:11:04,117 --> 00:11:07,167
BEFORE YOU FINISH CUTTING
THIS BOARD.
288
00:11:07,293 --> 00:11:09,253
A SECOND STORY, BOB?
289
00:11:09,381 --> 00:11:10,341
THAT'S SO COOL.
290
00:11:10,469 --> 00:11:11,469
DID YOU HEAR
WHAT JOE JUST SAID?
291
00:11:11,601 --> 00:11:13,081
HE JUST SAID
THAT BOB WAS SO COOL.
292
00:11:13,211 --> 00:11:15,951
NO, ACTUALLY, HE SAID
THE SECOND STORY WAS COOL.
293
00:11:16,082 --> 00:11:18,082
DAD, YOU HAVE TO COME OVER
AND SEE
294
00:11:18,214 --> 00:11:19,524
ALL THE STUFF BOB
HAS SHOWN ME.
295
00:11:19,650 --> 00:11:20,960
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
296
00:11:21,086 --> 00:11:22,956
HE JUST SAID BOB HAS SHOWN
HIM MORE THAN I EVER HAVE.
297
00:11:23,087 --> 00:11:28,397
WHILE THAT'S PROBABLY TRUE,
THAT'S NOT WHAT HE SAID.
298
00:11:28,527 --> 00:11:30,307
DAD, BOB TAUGHT ME
HOW TO FRAME A WINDOW.
299
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,100
I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW YOU.
300
00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:33,655
I KNOW YOU HEARD THAT.
301
00:11:33,792 --> 00:11:34,662
HE JUST SAID BOB'S
THE BEST TEACHER
302
00:11:34,792 --> 00:11:36,662
IN THE WORLD
AND I KNOW NOTHING.
303
00:11:36,794 --> 00:11:38,014
STILL NOT WHAT HE SAID.
304
00:11:38,143 --> 00:11:39,403
YOU KNOW WHAT,
BOB HAS BUILT A WALL
305
00:11:39,535 --> 00:11:41,015
BETWEEN ME AND MY SON,
AND I AM GONNA TEAR IT DOWN.
306
00:11:41,145 --> 00:11:42,315
YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW
I'M GONNA DO IT?
307
00:11:42,450 --> 00:11:45,280
NO, BUT SINCE YOU HAVE
THAT SAW IN YOUR HAND,
308
00:11:45,409 --> 00:11:47,199
I'M GONNA PRETEND LIKE I DO.
309
00:11:47,323 --> 00:11:49,363
WE ARE GONNA BUILD
THE BEST FATHER-SON TREE HOUSE
310
00:11:49,499 --> 00:11:50,409
JOE HAS EVER SEEN.
311
00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:51,414
YOU KNOW WHY, MARCUS?
312
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,414
'CAUSE THIS IS AMERICA.
313
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:54,766
THIS COUNTRY
WAS BUILT BY
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00:11:54,895 --> 00:11:56,725
THE BLOOD, SWEAT,
AND TEARS OF FATHERS AND SONS
315
00:11:56,852 --> 00:11:58,852
AND THEIR FATHERS
AND SONS BEFORE THEM.
316
00:11:58,985 --> 00:12:02,295
AND JOE AND I, WE'RE GONNA
FOLLOW IN THAT PROUD TRADITION.
317
00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:04,082
SO WHO YOU CALLING?
318
00:12:04,205 --> 00:12:05,945
GONNA CALL THE CONSTRUCTION
CREW FROM THE SHOW.
319
00:12:06,077 --> 00:12:07,117
THEY'RE GONNA COME OUT HERE
AND BUILD IT.
320
00:12:10,602 --> 00:12:12,742
VERY IMPRESSIVE, DAVID.
321
00:12:12,864 --> 00:12:16,564
HUH?
[laughs]
322
00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:18,124
WENT INSIDE
FOR MY AFTERNOON BATH
323
00:12:18,260 --> 00:12:20,530
AND CAME OUT
TO THE BEST DARN TREE HOUSE
324
00:12:20,654 --> 00:12:22,474
IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, BOB!
325
00:12:22,611 --> 00:12:25,001
HEY, THANKS, CHET, GREG,
326
00:12:25,135 --> 00:12:27,575
UH, DUDE, PAL,
327
00:12:27,702 --> 00:12:29,052
OTHER GUY I USED
TO THINK WAS GREG.
328
00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:31,792
UH, OKAY.
329
00:12:31,923 --> 00:12:34,533
DAD, WHERE DID THIS COME FROM?
330
00:12:34,664 --> 00:12:38,324
AMERICA, SON. AMERICA.
331
00:12:38,449 --> 00:12:40,229
WHO BUILT THIS WITH YOU?
332
00:12:40,364 --> 00:12:41,764
DOES IT MATTER, JOE?
333
00:12:41,887 --> 00:12:44,057
COME ON, YOU WANTED
A FATHER-SON TREE HOUSE.
334
00:12:44,193 --> 00:12:46,723
THIS IS AN EXACT REPLICA
OF THE ONE ON MY SHOW.
335
00:12:46,847 --> 00:12:48,067
LET'S CHECK IT OUT.
COME ON.
336
00:12:48,196 --> 00:12:49,106
UH, DAVID,
DID YOU SAY EXACT?
337
00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:51,070
I SAID, EXACT.
MARCUS, COME ON.
338
00:12:51,198 --> 00:12:53,108
I BET YOU THE INSIDE
IS BETTER THAN THE OUTSIDE.
339
00:12:53,243 --> 00:12:54,073
DAVID, THE ONE ON THE SHOW...
340
00:12:54,201 --> 00:12:55,161
OH!
[thud]
341
00:12:55,288 --> 00:12:57,638
DIDN'T HAVE A FLOOR.
342
00:13:00,553 --> 00:13:02,373
A HEADS-UP
WOULD'VE BEEN NICE.
343
00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:10,256
OY, I'VE NEVER SEEN JOE
THIS MAD AT ME BEFORE.
344
00:13:10,387 --> 00:13:11,787
I'M NOT QUITE SURE WHY,
345
00:13:11,909 --> 00:13:14,559
BUT I'M PRETTY SURE
THAT IT'S BOB'S FAULT.
346
00:13:14,695 --> 00:13:16,005
ME, TOO.
347
00:13:16,130 --> 00:13:18,090
THANK YOU, SWEETHEART.
348
00:13:18,219 --> 00:13:21,219
DAVID, HAVE YOU EVER FELT
LIKE SOMEONE'S GETTING
349
00:13:21,351 --> 00:13:22,131
MORE ATTENTION THAN YOU?
350
00:13:22,265 --> 00:13:24,315
NO.
351
00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:26,010
MAYBE YOU'RE JUST FEELING
A LITTLE LEFT OUT
352
00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:28,008
BECAUSE JOE AND BOB
WERE BUILDING TOGETHER.
353
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:30,710
WELL, MAYBE.
354
00:13:30,837 --> 00:13:32,357
AND WHAT HAPPENED?
355
00:13:32,491 --> 00:13:34,711
I WANTED JOE TO HAVE
A BETTER TREE HOUSE THAN BOB'S,
356
00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:36,970
SO I ASKED MY CREW
TO COME OUT HERE
357
00:13:37,102 --> 00:13:38,892
AND BUILD US
A FATHER-SON TREE HOUSE.
358
00:13:39,017 --> 00:13:41,667
AND WHO WAS MISSING
FROM THAT EQUATION?
359
00:13:41,802 --> 00:13:45,102
THE FA...
360
00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:46,590
SOUND IT OUT, DADDY.
361
00:13:46,719 --> 00:13:49,029
YES, I WILL.
THE FATHER.
362
00:13:49,156 --> 00:13:50,116
AND BRING IT HOME, DAVID.
363
00:13:50,243 --> 00:13:51,203
AND THE SON.
364
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,551
- YAY!
- OKAY.
365
00:13:53,681 --> 00:13:55,371
IT WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE DUDE TIME.
366
00:13:55,508 --> 00:13:57,338
HE JUST WANTED TO BUILD IT
WITH YOU TOGETHER.
367
00:13:57,466 --> 00:13:59,736
OH, MAN.
I GOTTA GO TALK TO JOE.
368
00:13:59,859 --> 00:14:01,989
BUT CAN I STILL
MAKE THIS BOB'S FAULT?
369
00:14:02,122 --> 00:14:03,692
- NO, I DON'T SEE HOW YOU CAN.
- REALLY? WATCH ME.
370
00:14:03,819 --> 00:14:05,039
IF BOB HADN'T MOVED IN
NEXT DOOR,
371
00:14:05,168 --> 00:14:06,598
HE WOULDN'T HAVE BUILT
THAT MUTANT TREE HOUSE,
372
00:14:06,734 --> 00:14:07,434
AND I WOULDN'T BE
IN THIS SITUATION.
373
00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:10,870
ERGO, IT'S BOB'S FAULT.
374
00:14:10,998 --> 00:14:12,828
- HE'S GOOD.
- THAT'S RIGHT, COME ON.
375
00:14:12,956 --> 00:14:14,736
LET'S STOMP OUT OF HERE
TOGETHER FOR MAXIMUM EFFECT.
376
00:14:14,871 --> 00:14:15,741
LET'S GO.
377
00:14:15,871 --> 00:14:19,051
[both stomping]
378
00:14:19,179 --> 00:14:21,269
ALL RIGHT. OKAY.
379
00:14:21,397 --> 00:14:22,837
HEY, BUDDY.
380
00:14:22,964 --> 00:14:24,924
HEY.
381
00:14:25,052 --> 00:14:29,832
LISTEN, JOE,
I'M SORRY ABOUT THE--
382
00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:31,759
I'M SORRY ABOUT THE WHOLE
CREW THING BACK THERE.
383
00:14:31,884 --> 00:14:34,144
AND I JUST WANT TO MAKE
THIS RIGHT, SO--
384
00:14:34,277 --> 00:14:35,627
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE
GO OUT THERE RIGHT NOW,
385
00:14:35,757 --> 00:14:36,937
AND WE'LL TEAR THAT THING DOWN
386
00:14:37,061 --> 00:14:38,891
AND WE'LL START OVER
FROM SCRATCH, OKAY?
387
00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:40,100
COME ON, LET'S DO IT.
[claps]
388
00:14:40,238 --> 00:14:41,378
ME AND YOU, TOGETHER,
BREAKING STUFF,
389
00:14:41,499 --> 00:14:42,449
FATHER AND SON.
390
00:14:42,587 --> 00:14:44,287
IT'S OKAY.
391
00:14:44,415 --> 00:14:46,155
A TREE HOUSE
WAS A DUMB IDEA ANYWAY.
392
00:14:48,375 --> 00:14:50,465
OKAY, WELL...
YEAH, I GET IT.
393
00:14:50,593 --> 00:14:51,903
NO, I GET IT.
YOU WANT ME TO START,
394
00:14:52,030 --> 00:14:53,550
AND YOU WANT TO--
YOU WANT TO JOIN IN
395
00:14:53,683 --> 00:14:54,773
WHEN YOU'RE READY.
396
00:14:54,901 --> 00:14:55,771
THAT'S COOL.
I'M GOOD WITH THAT.
397
00:14:55,902 --> 00:14:58,252
OKAY.
398
00:14:58,382 --> 00:15:02,432
THANKS, BOB!
399
00:15:02,559 --> 00:15:04,649
THE PEACOCK HAS LANDED.
400
00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:07,089
WHAT?
401
00:15:07,215 --> 00:15:09,175
I LOADED THE TELEPROMPTER
WITH THE SCRIPT CHANGES
402
00:15:09,304 --> 00:15:10,734
WE WROTE.
403
00:15:10,870 --> 00:15:11,610
LET'S JUST HOPE
THESE ACTORS
404
00:15:11,740 --> 00:15:13,220
ARE AS LAZY AS KAT
SAYS THEY ARE.
405
00:15:13,350 --> 00:15:14,750
EMILY, SWEETIE,
406
00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:16,743
WHY AM I WEARING
A STAINED DRESS?
407
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:19,925
IT'S IN
THE NEW SCRIPT CHANGES, MOM.
408
00:15:20,051 --> 00:15:22,751
HAVEN'T YOU READ THEM?
409
00:15:22,879 --> 00:15:25,049
UH-HUH.
YEAH, OF COURSE.
410
00:15:25,185 --> 00:15:27,755
OF COURSE.
411
00:15:27,883 --> 00:15:29,063
AND DON'T FORGET
TO HOLD THIS
412
00:15:29,188 --> 00:15:31,318
IN FRONT OF THE STAIN
LIKE THE SCRIPT SAYS.
413
00:15:31,450 --> 00:15:32,970
RIGHT. RIGHT.
414
00:15:33,104 --> 00:15:36,324
OKAY, FOLKS, APPARENTLY
THERE ARE SOME NEW PAGES.
415
00:15:36,454 --> 00:15:38,594
WE'RE RUNNING BEHIND,
SO LET'S JUST SHOOT ONE.
416
00:15:38,718 --> 00:15:40,588
AND...
- [blubbers lips] HA! MA!
417
00:15:40,719 --> 00:15:42,719
ACTION!
418
00:15:45,766 --> 00:15:49,596
'SUP, SANTIAGO?
419
00:15:49,726 --> 00:15:50,946
THANK YOU
FOR YOUR AWESOME GIFT
420
00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:53,815
OF THIS FEATHERED FAN.
421
00:15:53,946 --> 00:15:55,206
IT IS MADE
OF THE FINEST PEACOCK FEATHERS
422
00:15:55,339 --> 00:15:57,519
FROM MY VILLAGE.
423
00:15:57,644 --> 00:16:01,304
WE'RE SUPER FAMOUS
FOR OUR PEACOCKS.
424
00:16:03,954 --> 00:16:06,344
HOW 'BOUT
A NICE SOY VANILLA LATTE,
425
00:16:06,477 --> 00:16:08,747
NO SUGAR ADDED...
426
00:16:08,871 --> 00:16:12,791
WHICH IS ALSO
FROM MY VILLAGE.
427
00:16:12,918 --> 00:16:16,348
YOU'RE SO MAJORLY PROUD
OF YOUR VILLAGE.
428
00:16:16,485 --> 00:16:20,795
I'D BE CRAY-CRAY
TO SAY NO.
429
00:16:20,924 --> 00:16:23,194
PLEASE, RELAX
YOUR TIRED ANKLES
430
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,836
FROM THOSE 5-INCH HEELS,
431
00:16:24,970 --> 00:16:30,280
WHICH, BY THE WAY,
ARE ADORBS.
432
00:16:30,408 --> 00:16:33,278
THE COLONEL WAS LIKE,
"THOSE ARE WACK."
433
00:16:33,411 --> 00:16:38,381
AND I WAS LIKE,
"YOU ARE STRAIGHT TRIPPIN'."
434
00:16:42,114 --> 00:16:45,904
WHOOPSIE DAISIES.
435
00:16:46,030 --> 00:16:47,640
[director over loudspeaker]
UH...CUT.
436
00:16:47,770 --> 00:16:49,120
WELL, WE'VE DONE WORSE.
437
00:16:49,249 --> 00:16:51,729
MOVING ON.
438
00:16:53,296 --> 00:16:54,606
NOBODY'S SAID A WORD.
439
00:16:54,732 --> 00:16:56,732
I THINK WE GOT AWAY WITH IT.
440
00:16:56,864 --> 00:16:59,174
WE GET
TO KEEP OUR JOBS.
441
00:16:59,301 --> 00:17:02,261
I'M SORRY, KAT,
BUT THAT SCRIPT WAS A NEW LOW.
442
00:17:02,390 --> 00:17:04,350
AMY, YOU CAN'T JUST QUIT
THE SOAP.
443
00:17:04,478 --> 00:17:05,438
YOU HEARD THE DIALOGUE.
444
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:06,786
THEY CLEARLY
WANT A YOUNGER ACTRESS.
445
00:17:06,915 --> 00:17:08,085
I'M GETTING OUT
WHILE I STILL HAVE
446
00:17:08,221 --> 00:17:09,921
A SHRED OF DIGNITY.
447
00:17:10,048 --> 00:17:12,748
[both scream]
448
00:17:12,876 --> 00:17:15,006
WELL, IF YOU QUIT, I QUIT.
449
00:17:15,139 --> 00:17:17,009
THAT MAKES YOU, ME,
AND THE DIRECTOR.
450
00:17:17,140 --> 00:17:20,540
- [gasps]
- OKAY, HI.
451
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:24,235
WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT
THE FINAL SCENE OF MY CAREER
452
00:17:24,363 --> 00:17:25,583
WOULD BE WRITTEN BY...
453
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:28,361
MY DAUGHTER?
454
00:17:28,497 --> 00:17:33,597
AND THE GIRL
WHO BRINGS ME MY COFFEE.
455
00:17:33,717 --> 00:17:36,107
EMILY, WHY DIDN'T YOU COME
TO ME?
456
00:17:36,242 --> 00:17:38,462
I HAVE FIVE BACKUP DRESSES
457
00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:42,901
FOR EVERY SCENE YOUR MOTHER
IS IN.
458
00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:46,249
I GET A LOT OF STUFF
THROWN AT ME.
459
00:17:46,380 --> 00:17:47,770
MOM, I'M SO SORRY.
460
00:17:47,903 --> 00:17:51,123
KAT, PLEASE DON'T FIRE ME.
461
00:17:51,253 --> 00:17:54,683
OH, PUMPKIN.
I COULD NEVER FIRE YOU.
462
00:17:54,822 --> 00:17:57,172
I REALLY NEED MY COFFEE.
463
00:17:57,301 --> 00:18:01,701
PLUS, I HAVE YET TO LEARN
YOUR ACTUAL NAME.
464
00:18:01,827 --> 00:18:04,657
BACK TO WORK, GIRLS.
465
00:18:04,785 --> 00:18:06,225
[both sigh]
466
00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:08,832
I SHOULD PROBABLY APOLOGIZE
TO MY DAD TOO.
467
00:18:08,962 --> 00:18:09,962
I'LL COME WITH YOU.
468
00:18:10,094 --> 00:18:11,444
YOU'D DO THAT?
469
00:18:11,573 --> 00:18:12,443
ABSOLUTELY.
470
00:18:12,573 --> 00:18:15,573
I CAN CRY ON CUE.
471
00:18:18,927 --> 00:18:21,277
THAT'S AMAZING.
TEACH ME.
472
00:18:21,406 --> 00:18:22,926
OKAY, FIRST YOU HAVE
TO QUIVER YOUR LOWER LIP.
473
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,410
MM-HMM.
474
00:18:26,497 --> 00:18:29,147
[clatter]
475
00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:33,332
OW!
476
00:18:33,459 --> 00:18:34,899
[door closes]
477
00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:36,416
I SEE YOUR FATHER MANAGED
TO GET
478
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:38,379
THAT FANCY TREE HOUSE DOWN,
HUH?
479
00:18:38,506 --> 00:18:39,856
- YEP.
- HMM.
480
00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:41,376
YOU THINK HE'LL GET
A NEW ONE UP?
481
00:18:41,508 --> 00:18:43,948
NOPE.
482
00:18:44,076 --> 00:18:45,516
YET HE'S STILL OUT THERE.
483
00:18:45,642 --> 00:18:47,422
WHY DO YOU THINK THAT IS?
484
00:18:47,557 --> 00:18:50,127
I DON'T KNOW.
485
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:52,344
MAYBE HE'S JUST UNWILLING
TO GIVE UP ON SOMETHING.
486
00:18:52,474 --> 00:18:54,474
OR SOMEONE.
487
00:19:05,658 --> 00:19:07,828
NEED SOME HELP, DAD?
488
00:19:07,964 --> 00:19:10,184
YEAH, I'D LIKE THAT.
489
00:19:10,314 --> 00:19:13,324
YOU KNOW, IF WE TAKE
THESE 2x4s AND FRAME OUT
490
00:19:13,446 --> 00:19:16,486
A WALL 16 ON CENTER,
IT COULD BE LOAD-BEARING.
491
00:19:16,622 --> 00:19:21,242
- BOB?
- YEAH.
492
00:19:21,365 --> 00:19:24,365
JOE, I'M GONNA LET YOU IN
ON A LITTLE SECRET
493
00:19:24,498 --> 00:19:27,458
THAT MIGHT BE
A COMPLETE SHOCK TO YOU.
494
00:19:27,588 --> 00:19:30,198
I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT I'M DOING.
495
00:19:30,329 --> 00:19:32,249
YEAH, TRYING TO CHEW OPEN
YOUR OWN TOOL KIT
496
00:19:32,373 --> 00:19:33,763
WAS KIND OF A GIVEAWAY.
497
00:19:33,897 --> 00:19:35,597
OH.
[chuckles]
498
00:19:35,724 --> 00:19:37,854
HAVE A SEAT FOR A SEC.
499
00:19:37,987 --> 00:19:39,427
I-I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
500
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:42,643
YOU KNOW,
WHEN I WAS A KID,
501
00:19:42,773 --> 00:19:45,603
MY FATHER USED
TO TAKE ME FISHING A LOT.
502
00:19:45,731 --> 00:19:47,521
AND HE WAS
A HORRIBLE FISHERMAN.
503
00:19:47,646 --> 00:19:49,556
WE WOULD SIT
IN THAT LITTLE BOAT FOR HOURS,
504
00:19:49,691 --> 00:19:52,561
AND HE WOULD
ALWAYS TRY TO SHOW ME
505
00:19:52,694 --> 00:19:57,394
TRICKS HOW TO CATCH FISH
THAT NEVER WORKED.
506
00:19:57,523 --> 00:19:59,783
LIKE, THE ONLY THING
HE EVER HOOKED WAS HIS FINGER.
507
00:19:59,917 --> 00:20:02,527
AND ONE TIME MY EYELID.
508
00:20:02,657 --> 00:20:06,097
BUT...
509
00:20:06,225 --> 00:20:09,095
I ALWAYS REMEMBER THE TIME
510
00:20:09,228 --> 00:20:11,188
THAT WE SPENT TOGETHER,
ME AND MY DAD.
511
00:20:11,316 --> 00:20:13,186
IT WAS AMAZING, YOU KNOW.
512
00:20:13,318 --> 00:20:17,198
AND SOMEHOW,
I JUST LOST SIGHT OF THAT.
513
00:20:17,321 --> 00:20:21,321
MAYBE BECAUSE YOU HAD
A HOOK IN YOUR EYELID.
514
00:20:21,455 --> 00:20:24,855
[chuckles]
515
00:20:24,979 --> 00:20:27,549
VERY GOOD.
516
00:20:28,982 --> 00:20:30,032
SHOULD WE GET BACK TO WORK?
517
00:20:30,157 --> 00:20:31,417
[sighs]
IT'S KIND OF LATE.
518
00:20:31,549 --> 00:20:33,199
WE MIGHT WAKE UP BOB.
519
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:34,943
GRAB A HAMMER.
520
00:20:34,993 --> 00:20:39,543
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