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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,617 --> 00:00:10,397 SO, UH, VALENTINE'S DAY IS TOMORROW. 2 00:00:10,530 --> 00:00:11,400 OH, IS IT? 3 00:00:11,531 --> 00:00:12,971 OH, IT IS. 4 00:00:13,096 --> 00:00:14,576 PREPARE FOR A JOE-MANTIC GIFT. 5 00:00:14,705 --> 00:00:15,835 [giggles] 6 00:00:15,966 --> 00:00:18,236 [giggles nervously] 7 00:00:18,358 --> 00:00:19,618 YOU KNOW, JOSEPH, WHEN I GIGGLE, 8 00:00:19,749 --> 00:00:20,709 YOU DON'T HAVE TO GIGGLE TOO. 9 00:00:20,836 --> 00:00:22,616 GOT IT. 10 00:00:22,749 --> 00:00:24,009 BUT YOU CAN IF YOU WANT TO. 11 00:00:24,141 --> 00:00:29,671 [both giggling] 12 00:00:29,794 --> 00:00:33,014 - BYE. - SEE YA. 13 00:00:33,142 --> 00:00:36,022 [door closes] - WHEW. 14 00:00:36,143 --> 00:00:39,443 SO VALENTINE'S DAY IS TOMORROW. 15 00:00:39,578 --> 00:00:41,278 OH, IS IT? 16 00:00:41,404 --> 00:00:43,324 - OH, IT IS. - HMM. 17 00:00:43,448 --> 00:00:45,318 [chuckles] 18 00:00:45,449 --> 00:00:47,499 [both chuckling] 19 00:00:47,623 --> 00:00:50,363 COME ON, IT'S A TIME FOR A MAN TO SHOW HIS WOMAN 20 00:00:50,492 --> 00:00:51,792 HOW MUCH HE LOVES HER. 21 00:00:51,927 --> 00:00:55,327 HONEY, WHY DON'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE, ROMANTIC DINNER? 22 00:00:55,450 --> 00:00:57,840 WE DON'T NEED TO EXCHANGE GIFTS. 23 00:00:57,972 --> 00:01:00,322 YOU'RE AFRAID TO OPEN MY GIFT, AREN'T YOU? 24 00:01:00,451 --> 00:01:01,401 - A LITTLE BIT. - REALLY? 25 00:01:01,538 --> 00:01:03,068 A LITTLE BIT, YEAH. 26 00:01:03,191 --> 00:01:05,101 IT'S JUST THAT SOMETIMES THEY'RE, YOU KNOW, A LITTLE... 27 00:01:05,234 --> 00:01:06,764 WELL, JUST COME OUT AND SAY IT. 28 00:01:06,887 --> 00:01:08,317 - SUCKY? - WOW. 29 00:01:08,452 --> 00:01:11,632 COME ON, THEY HAVEN'T BEEN ALL THAT BAD. 30 00:01:11,756 --> 00:01:14,496 HUH? HUH? 31 00:01:14,627 --> 00:01:16,847 YOU HATE CRUMBS. 32 00:01:16,975 --> 00:01:19,245 AND IT'S RED FOR VALENTINE'S DAY. 33 00:01:19,367 --> 00:01:24,237 [vacuum whirs] 34 00:01:24,368 --> 00:01:25,848 HUH? HUH? 35 00:01:25,976 --> 00:01:28,766 YOUR THREE FAVORITE THINGS: 36 00:01:28,890 --> 00:01:33,150 PUPPIES, MARGARITAS, AND ME. 37 00:01:35,195 --> 00:01:37,635 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I PROMISE YOU, THIS YEAR FOR VALENTINE'S DAY, 38 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:39,450 I'M GONNA HIT A HOME RUN, OKAY? YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT. 39 00:01:39,587 --> 00:01:41,857 DAD TRYING TO CONVINCE YOU HE GIVES GOOD GIFTS AGAIN? 40 00:01:41,979 --> 00:01:43,809 - [blows raspberry] - HEY! 41 00:01:43,935 --> 00:01:45,155 COME ON, ALL RIGHT, I MAY ADMIT THAT THE HOBBS MEN 42 00:01:45,284 --> 00:01:46,634 MAY HAVE A VALENTINE'S CURSE, 43 00:01:46,762 --> 00:01:48,062 BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT OUR GIFT-- 44 00:01:48,197 --> 00:01:49,807 WAIT, A VALENTINE'S CURSE RUNS IN OUR FAMILY? 45 00:01:49,936 --> 00:01:51,286 THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A CURSE. 46 00:01:51,415 --> 00:01:52,815 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 47 00:01:52,936 --> 00:01:54,146 THE FIRST VALENTINE SETS THE TONE 48 00:01:54,285 --> 00:01:56,365 FOR THE ENTIRE RELATIONSHIP. 49 00:01:56,502 --> 00:01:58,252 WHAT IF AMANDA DOESN'T LIKE WHAT I GOT HER? 50 00:01:58,373 --> 00:01:59,243 WHAT DID YOU GET HER? 51 00:01:59,373 --> 00:02:00,283 I GOT HER A STATUE OF A HORSE, 52 00:02:00,416 --> 00:02:03,076 BECAUSE SHE LIKES HORSES. 53 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:05,590 AND I HOPE STATUES. 54 00:02:05,722 --> 00:02:07,942 AS LONG AS YOU DON'T GET HER AN IRON, SHE'S GONNA LOVE IT. 55 00:02:08,070 --> 00:02:09,330 IT WAS RED FOR VALENTINE'S DAY! 56 00:02:09,461 --> 00:02:10,381 IT WAS AN IRON! 57 00:02:10,504 --> 00:02:13,374 [upbeat music] 58 00:02:13,505 --> 00:02:21,215 ♪ 59 00:02:32,899 --> 00:02:34,639 OKAY, DAVID-- 60 00:02:34,769 --> 00:02:36,119 OKAY, YOU HAVE TOO MUCH PAPER, DAVID. 61 00:02:36,248 --> 00:02:36,948 YOU HAVE TO CUT IT. - THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 62 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:39,074 I-I'M GONNA TUCK IT UNDER. 63 00:02:39,205 --> 00:02:41,385 YEAH, BUT WHEN YOU TUCK IT, IT'S-- 64 00:02:41,509 --> 00:02:43,859 IT CRUMPLES WHEN YOU-- AND THEN IT GETS BULGY. 65 00:02:43,988 --> 00:02:45,558 WELL, MAYBE I LIKE IT BULGY, KEVIN. 66 00:02:45,684 --> 00:02:46,854 [door opens] 67 00:02:46,988 --> 00:02:49,038 BEHOLD, PEOPLE! WAWAH! 68 00:02:49,163 --> 00:02:52,553 IN THIS BOX IS MY WIFE'S VALENTINE'S DAY PRESENT. 69 00:02:52,685 --> 00:02:54,995 IN 20 YEARS OF MARRIAGE, I HAVE NEVER FAILED 70 00:02:55,121 --> 00:02:57,251 TO GET ALICIA THE PERFECT GIFT, 71 00:02:57,382 --> 00:03:01,902 AND THIS YEAR IS NO-- [imitates whoosh]-- {\an8}EXCEPTION. 72 00:03:02,035 --> 00:03:04,735 AND YOU NEVER FAIL TO GIVE THAT SAME ANNOYING SPEECH, 73 00:03:04,860 --> 00:03:07,250 AND THIS YEAR IS NO {\an8}EXCEPTION. - [grunts] 74 00:03:07,383 --> 00:03:08,723 LOOK, MAN, I NEED YOU TO HIDE THIS, 75 00:03:08,861 --> 00:03:10,341 'CAUSE ALICIA IS LIKE A BLOODHOUND 76 00:03:10,471 --> 00:03:11,811 WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO FINDING GIFTS... 77 00:03:11,948 --> 00:03:13,038 - OKAY. - SO YOU GOTTA HIDE IT FOR ME. 78 00:03:13,166 --> 00:03:14,256 - ALL RIGHT, GOT IT, I GOT IT. - ALL RIGHT. 79 00:03:14,384 --> 00:03:16,564 - WHAT IS THIS? - CAN'T KEEP IT AT MY PLACE. 80 00:03:16,688 --> 00:03:20,778 OH, THAT'S NICE. "FOR MY...BOO"? 81 00:03:20,907 --> 00:03:23,427 THAT'S WHAT I CALL ALICIA. "BOO." 82 00:03:23,559 --> 00:03:24,729 REALLY, THAT'S HER NICKNAME? 83 00:03:24,863 --> 00:03:27,563 MAN, IT'S LIKE A TERM OF ENDEARMENT, DAVID. 84 00:03:27,690 --> 00:03:29,390 LIKE, "HEY, BOO!" 85 00:03:29,516 --> 00:03:33,296 "LOOKING GOOD, BOO." 86 00:03:33,430 --> 00:03:34,870 HOW ABOUT, "HAPPY HALLOWEEN. BOO!" 87 00:03:34,996 --> 00:03:37,866 [laughs] WHOA. YOU SCARED ME. 88 00:03:37,996 --> 00:03:39,476 YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD SCARER, DAVID. 89 00:03:39,605 --> 00:03:40,785 ALL RIGHT. 90 00:03:40,910 --> 00:03:42,390 ALL RIGHT, OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 91 00:03:42,518 --> 00:03:44,348 LOOK, I NEED YOU TO HIDE THIS, MAN, SO NO ONE CAN SEE IT, OKAY? 92 00:03:44,476 --> 00:03:46,216 - ALL RIGHT, OKAY. - HEY, HIDE IT LIKE YOU DID 93 00:03:46,345 --> 00:03:48,085 THAT JAPANESE LAXATIVE COMMERCIAL YOU DID. 94 00:03:48,215 --> 00:03:50,745 [laughs] 95 00:03:51,780 --> 00:03:53,090 HEY, AND BY THE WAY, 96 00:03:53,216 --> 00:03:55,086 THAT PACKAGE IS LOOKING A LITTLE BULGY. 97 00:03:55,217 --> 00:03:58,177 - HE LIKES IT BULGY. - I LIKE IT BULGY. 98 00:03:58,304 --> 00:04:00,304 [mutters] 99 00:04:06,740 --> 00:04:09,920 [laughs] JOE! YOU GOT A PACKAGE! 100 00:04:10,045 --> 00:04:11,825 AND WE GOT CARDS! 101 00:04:11,957 --> 00:04:13,967 WOW, YOU GUYS WERE ACTUALLY ABLE TO FIND CARDS 102 00:04:14,088 --> 00:04:16,218 FOR JANIE'S FRIENDS THE DAY BEFORE VALENTINE'S? 103 00:04:16,350 --> 00:04:17,310 YEAH, WANNA SEE? 104 00:04:17,437 --> 00:04:19,477 THEY HAVE A BIG, RED HEART ON THEM. 105 00:04:19,611 --> 00:04:23,621 "CONGRATULATIONS ON A SUCCESSFUL BYPASS." 106 00:04:24,785 --> 00:04:26,395 REALLY? 107 00:04:26,525 --> 00:04:27,445 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 108 00:04:27,569 --> 00:04:29,789 HALF HER FRIENDS CAN'T READ ANYWAY. 109 00:04:29,917 --> 00:04:33,397 JANIE, AS GREAT AS THESE CARDS ARE, 110 00:04:33,526 --> 00:04:35,056 WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S EVEN BETTER? 111 00:04:35,179 --> 00:04:37,999 MAKING HOMEMADE CARDS YOURSELF. I'LL EVEN HELP YOU. 112 00:04:38,136 --> 00:04:42,396 BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A DATE FOR VALENTINE'S DAY? 113 00:04:42,527 --> 00:04:45,527 NO, BECAUSE I LOVE THE JOY OF CRAFTING. 114 00:04:45,659 --> 00:04:48,619 AND BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A DATE FOR VALENTINE'S DAY. 115 00:04:50,702 --> 00:04:51,792 WHERE'S THE PACKAGE? DOES IT LOOK BROKEN? 116 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:53,750 HOLD ON A SECOND. 117 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:55,877 BE CAREFUL. 118 00:04:57,182 --> 00:05:00,052 OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S OKAY. 119 00:05:00,182 --> 00:05:01,402 [gasps] - WOW. 120 00:05:01,530 --> 00:05:03,140 THAT IS GREAT. 121 00:05:03,270 --> 00:05:05,010 I MEAN, IT'S STILL A HORSE STATUE, BUT, 122 00:05:05,140 --> 00:05:07,140 YOU KNOW, NO CURSE FOR YOU. 123 00:05:11,054 --> 00:05:12,624 HEY, SWEET HORSE STATUE, DUDE. 124 00:05:12,750 --> 00:05:14,620 YEAH. 125 00:05:16,142 --> 00:05:18,412 [sighs] THAT WAS CLOSE. 126 00:05:18,533 --> 00:05:20,013 [statue clatters] 127 00:05:20,142 --> 00:05:21,572 OH, NO. 128 00:05:21,707 --> 00:05:23,147 IT'S RUINED. 129 00:05:23,273 --> 00:05:25,883 I AM CURSED! [sighs] 130 00:05:26,012 --> 00:05:28,232 ALL I WANTED WAS A JOE-MANTIC EVENING WITH AMANDA. 131 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:29,620 TELL YOU WHAT, 132 00:05:29,752 --> 00:05:31,792 SINCE I DON'T HAVE PLANS FOR VALENTINE'S DAY... 133 00:05:31,926 --> 00:05:35,406 NOT HER CHOICE. 134 00:05:35,535 --> 00:05:37,195 WHY DON'T I MAKE YOU AND AMANDA 135 00:05:37,319 --> 00:05:39,059 A NICE, ROMANTIC DINNER RIGHT HERE? 136 00:05:39,188 --> 00:05:41,368 YEAH, AND I'LL HELP YOU WITH THE STATUE. 137 00:05:41,493 --> 00:05:44,273 IT'LL TAKE ME, LIKE, FIVE MINUTES. 138 00:05:44,407 --> 00:05:45,277 [door slams] [gasps] 139 00:05:45,407 --> 00:05:48,807 [statue clatters] 140 00:05:48,929 --> 00:05:51,369 GIVE OR TAKE AN HOUR AND A HALF. 141 00:05:56,973 --> 00:05:58,323 I'M DONE! 142 00:05:58,452 --> 00:06:00,932 OH, WAIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE DONE? 143 00:06:01,062 --> 00:06:02,452 YOU ONLY MADE ONE CARD. 144 00:06:02,583 --> 00:06:05,153 THE REST OF YOUR FRIENDS WILL BE VERY DISAPPOINTED. 145 00:06:05,279 --> 00:06:07,809 IT'S EASIER TO MAKE MORE FRIENDS THAN MORE CARDS. 146 00:06:10,106 --> 00:06:13,326 WOW! THE MESS YOU GUYS MADE. 147 00:06:13,454 --> 00:06:14,594 I KNOW. 148 00:06:14,715 --> 00:06:20,325 I'LL USE THIS BEAUTIFUL YET FUNCTIONAL GIFT 149 00:06:20,455 --> 00:06:23,375 I GOT YOUR MOM FOR VALENTINE'S DAY! 150 00:06:23,500 --> 00:06:25,760 [vacuum whirring] WOW, IT STILL WORKS! 151 00:06:25,891 --> 00:06:27,421 LOOK AT THIS! [vacuum whirring] 152 00:06:27,543 --> 00:06:31,063 YEAH, IT'S THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON SUCKING. 153 00:06:31,196 --> 00:06:32,676 [chuckles] WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, 154 00:06:32,805 --> 00:06:34,195 WHY DON'T YOU GO UNDER THE CUSHIONS, SWEETIE? IT'S-- 155 00:06:34,327 --> 00:06:35,587 - OH-- - WHAT'S THIS? 156 00:06:35,718 --> 00:06:37,328 - OH, UM-- - IS THIS A HIDDEN BOX? 157 00:06:37,458 --> 00:06:38,808 NO, NO, THAT'S-- 158 00:06:38,936 --> 00:06:40,326 - IT'S A JEWELRY BOX. - YEAH, THAT--THAT'S-- 159 00:06:40,458 --> 00:06:42,118 [both squealing] 160 00:06:42,242 --> 00:06:43,932 YEAH, I-I KNOW, HONEY. HANG ON, HANG ON. 161 00:06:44,068 --> 00:06:44,938 [vacuum whirring] HOLD ON A SECOND. 162 00:06:45,068 --> 00:06:48,288 OH, HONEY. OH, HONEY, SWEETIE! 163 00:06:48,416 --> 00:06:50,456 IT'S BEAUTIFUL. I LOVE IT! 164 00:06:50,591 --> 00:06:51,851 - [groans] - [gasps] 165 00:06:51,981 --> 00:06:54,471 SURPRISE. 166 00:06:54,591 --> 00:06:57,151 "FOR MY...BOO"? 167 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:01,160 YOU'RE MY BOO. 168 00:07:01,287 --> 00:07:02,417 YOU KNOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL YOU. 169 00:07:02,548 --> 00:07:04,808 - YOU DO? - I "BOO." 170 00:07:04,940 --> 00:07:07,690 [chuckles] THERE IT IS AGAIN. 171 00:07:07,810 --> 00:07:10,550 WOW, DAD, I GOT TO SAY, YOU REALLY SCORED THIS TIME. 172 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:12,290 YEAH, WELL, LISTEN, HONEY, CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR? 173 00:07:12,420 --> 00:07:14,120 CAN YOU--CAN YOU PRETEND THAT YOU DIDN'T SEE IT 174 00:07:14,246 --> 00:07:15,336 AND PUT IT BACK, AND THIS WAY, 175 00:07:15,463 --> 00:07:17,333 I CAN SURPRISE YOU ON VALENTINE'S DAY? 176 00:07:17,464 --> 00:07:18,894 CAN WE DO THAT? - OH, YES, YES. 177 00:07:19,029 --> 00:07:22,029 YOU'RE SO ROMANTIC, DAVID. I CAN DO SURPRISED, WATCH. 178 00:07:22,161 --> 00:07:24,071 OH, MY GOSH! WHAT? WHERE DID YOU-- 179 00:07:24,204 --> 00:07:26,214 [laughs] 180 00:07:26,335 --> 00:07:27,205 - I'M GONNA TRY IT ON. - OKAY-- 181 00:07:27,335 --> 00:07:28,555 NO, YOU, UM-- 182 00:07:28,683 --> 00:07:30,463 OH, OKAY. - OH, JOE! 183 00:07:30,597 --> 00:07:33,037 YOU CAN RELAX NOW, BECAUSE THE HOBBS' VALENTINE'S CURSE 184 00:07:33,162 --> 00:07:35,512 IS OFFICIALLY BROKEN. 185 00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:39,080 YOUR DAD GOT ME A VERY AWESOME AND THOUGHTFUL GIFT. 186 00:07:41,380 --> 00:07:42,640 WHAT A RELIEF. 187 00:07:42,772 --> 00:07:44,292 THE HORSE MUST HAVE JUST BROKEN ON ITS OWN. 188 00:07:44,425 --> 00:07:47,605 MY DINNER'S NOT GONNA BE A DISASTER. 189 00:07:47,729 --> 00:07:49,429 [knock at door] 190 00:07:53,774 --> 00:07:54,644 - HEY! - HEY, HEY. 191 00:07:54,774 --> 00:07:57,604 TIME TO GET MY NECKLACE BACK. 192 00:07:57,730 --> 00:07:58,900 WHAT NECKLACE? 193 00:07:59,035 --> 00:08:00,855 THE NECKLACE I JUST GAVE YOU. 194 00:08:00,992 --> 00:08:04,302 OH, OH, SORRY, MARCUS, I CAN'T PLAY WITH YOU RIGHT NOW! 195 00:08:04,428 --> 00:08:06,698 I'M HANGING OUT WITH MY BOO. - WHO? 196 00:08:06,819 --> 00:08:07,989 MARCUS, TAKE A LOOK AT THE NECKLACE 197 00:08:08,124 --> 00:08:11,524 DAVID GOT ME FOR VALENTINE'S DAY. 198 00:08:11,646 --> 00:08:14,556 HE DID WHAT WITH WHAT, WITH WHO, HOW, WHY, BOO, HUH? 199 00:08:14,690 --> 00:08:16,090 IT'S BEAUTIFUL, ISN'T IT? 200 00:08:16,212 --> 00:08:18,862 NAILED IT. 201 00:08:21,604 --> 00:08:22,954 YOU GAVE ALICIA'S NECKLACE TO AMY? 202 00:08:23,083 --> 00:08:25,613 WHAT? - I DIDN'T GIVE IT TO HER. 203 00:08:25,735 --> 00:08:27,905 WHAT DID--WHAT DO YOU MEAN? SHE IS LITERALLY WEARING IT. 204 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:30,870 SHE FOUND IT, AND SHE THOUGHT IT WAS FOR HER. 205 00:08:30,996 --> 00:08:33,616 - UH-- - HEY, GUYS. 206 00:08:33,736 --> 00:08:36,126 JUST GETTING SOME WATER. - OH. 207 00:08:36,259 --> 00:08:39,309 NO PROBLEM, BOO. - [chuckles] HE CALLS ME BOO. 208 00:08:39,433 --> 00:08:40,433 - BUT-- - WHO KNEW? 209 00:08:40,563 --> 00:08:42,433 [laughs] 210 00:08:42,563 --> 00:08:44,873 YOU NOT ONLY STOLE MY WIFE'S NECKLACE, 211 00:08:44,998 --> 00:08:47,698 YOU ALSO STOLE MY WIFE'S NICKNAME? 212 00:08:47,825 --> 00:08:51,395 LOOK, MARCUS, YOU ARE THE KING OF VALENTINE'S GIFTS, RIGHT? 213 00:08:51,522 --> 00:08:53,392 TRUE. 214 00:08:53,522 --> 00:08:55,042 AND I KNOW YOU CAN GO OUT RIGHT NOW AND GET ALICIA 215 00:08:55,175 --> 00:08:56,875 AN EVEN MORE AWESOME GIFT. 216 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,780 [sighs] OF COURSE I COULD, 217 00:08:58,914 --> 00:08:59,794 BECAUSE I AM THE KING. 218 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:01,344 I AM. - RIGHT! 219 00:09:01,479 --> 00:09:03,049 THAT'S WHY YOU NEED TO LET ME KEEP THIS. 220 00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:04,786 YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HOW HAPPY SHE WAS WHEN SHE OPENED THE BOX. 221 00:09:04,914 --> 00:09:05,914 MARCUS, COME ON. 222 00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:07,485 [chuckles] SHE REALLY LIKED IT, HUH? 223 00:09:07,611 --> 00:09:09,441 - OH, MAN, SHE LOVED IT! - THAT WAS A GOOD GIFT. 224 00:09:09,567 --> 00:09:11,957 SHE WENT CRA-- AND IT'S NOT EVEN HER NICKNAME. 225 00:09:12,090 --> 00:09:14,270 - MM. - THAT'S HOW GOOD YOU ARE. 226 00:09:14,394 --> 00:09:16,224 ALL RIGHT, MAN. ALL RIGHT. 227 00:09:16,352 --> 00:09:18,832 I HAVE TIME, AND I AM THE KING. 228 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:21,000 I WILL GET ANOTHER GIFT. 229 00:09:21,135 --> 00:09:22,185 YES, I KNOW YOU WILL, MARCUS. 230 00:09:22,309 --> 00:09:24,179 OH, MAN, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT. 231 00:09:24,309 --> 00:09:26,099 WELL, YOU KNOW, THE KEY IS 232 00:09:26,222 --> 00:09:27,962 TO THINK ABOUT THE OTHER PERSON FIRST AND-- 233 00:09:28,093 --> 00:09:31,053 - YOU LOST ME. - WHA-- 234 00:09:32,963 --> 00:09:35,403 GUYS, WE'RE OUT OF HERE! 235 00:09:35,528 --> 00:09:37,268 SO, JOE, BIG NIGHT. 236 00:09:37,398 --> 00:09:40,228 FIRST GIRLFRIEND, FIRST VALENTINE'S. 237 00:09:40,355 --> 00:09:43,055 OOH, AND I FOUND MY FIRST CHEST HAIR TODAY, DAD. 238 00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:46,530 LOOKS LIKE I'M REALLY GROWING UP, HUH? 239 00:09:46,660 --> 00:09:49,270 YEAH, WHOA! 240 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:50,670 NOW, YOU WANT TO SHOW THAT SUCKER OFF, RIGHT? 241 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:53,221 SO WHY DON'T YOU OPEN THAT UP A LITTLE BIT, LOOSEN THE TIE? 242 00:09:53,357 --> 00:09:58,017 HAVE FUN WITH AMANDA TONIGHT, SWEETIE. 243 00:09:58,140 --> 00:09:59,880 OH, YOU GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING. 244 00:10:00,010 --> 00:10:01,880 - CHEST HAIR, CHEST HAIR! - I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EYELASH! 245 00:10:02,010 --> 00:10:04,710 I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EYELASH! 246 00:10:06,315 --> 00:10:07,015 [clears throat] I'LL BE IN THE CAR. 247 00:10:07,142 --> 00:10:10,622 ALL RIGHT. 248 00:10:12,664 --> 00:10:14,184 YOU OKAY? 249 00:10:14,316 --> 00:10:17,886 YEAH, JUST A LITTLE SWEATY, A LITTLE GASSY. 250 00:10:18,012 --> 00:10:20,542 SO NORMAL? 251 00:10:20,665 --> 00:10:24,885 LOOK, JOE, YOU LIKE AMANDA, SHE LIKES YOU. 252 00:10:25,013 --> 00:10:28,883 THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO MAKE VALENTINE'S SPECIAL. 253 00:10:29,014 --> 00:10:31,674 - THANKS, DAD. - ALL RIGHT. 254 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:34,148 - [farts] - [sighs] 255 00:10:34,277 --> 00:10:35,237 SORRY, YOU SQUEEZED IT OUT OF ME. 256 00:10:35,364 --> 00:10:36,884 YEAH. 257 00:10:37,015 --> 00:10:40,625 BETTER NOW THAN LATER. 258 00:10:40,755 --> 00:10:43,585 OKAY, NOW, JANIE, YOU HAVE TO BE VERY CAREFUL 259 00:10:43,712 --> 00:10:45,112 AROUND THIS INSTA-GLUE. 260 00:10:45,234 --> 00:10:47,754 THE COMMERCIAL SHOWS AN ENTIRE SCHOOL BUS BEING LIFTED 261 00:10:47,887 --> 00:10:50,367 BY A METAL BEAM USING ONLY A FEW DROPS. 262 00:10:50,496 --> 00:10:53,636 NOT EVERYTHING THAT'S ON TV IS TRUE, KEVIN. 263 00:10:53,757 --> 00:10:55,277 [sighs] YOU MAKE A GOOD POINT. 264 00:10:55,410 --> 00:10:59,460 MY BUTT-BE-TIGHT MACHINE HAS NOT DELIVERED AS ADVERTISED. 265 00:10:59,584 --> 00:11:02,284 I'M STILL, LIKE, SIX WEEKS AWAY FROM YOGA PANTS. 266 00:11:02,411 --> 00:11:05,371 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, LIKE, CONFIDENTLY? 267 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:08,058 GUYS, I TOTALLY FORGOT AMANDA'S CARD! 268 00:11:08,195 --> 00:11:11,715 RELAX, JOE. I'LL MAKE YOU ONE. 269 00:11:11,847 --> 00:11:15,067 WHEN SHE SAYS "ONE," SHE MEANS ONE. 270 00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:16,546 [doorbell rings] 271 00:11:16,673 --> 00:11:19,113 IT'S HER. 272 00:11:21,761 --> 00:11:24,721 [exhales] 273 00:11:24,849 --> 00:11:25,809 HI, AMANDA. 274 00:11:25,936 --> 00:11:28,806 HEY, JOSEPH. HAPPY VALENTINE'S. 275 00:11:28,936 --> 00:11:31,946 OOH, DON'T SQUEEZE TOO HARD. 276 00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:35,377 WOW, EVERYTHING'S SO BEAUTIFUL. 277 00:11:35,502 --> 00:11:37,932 THIS REALLY IS GOING TO BE A JOE-MANTIC EVENING. 278 00:11:38,068 --> 00:11:40,948 OH, YOU LIKE THAT, HUH? 279 00:11:41,069 --> 00:11:43,589 YOU HAVE SUCH A WAY WITH WORDS. 280 00:11:43,722 --> 00:11:47,202 I KNOW. WORDS ARE MY SPECIAL GOOD. 281 00:11:50,896 --> 00:11:52,986 JOE, YOU'RE DOING GREAT. 282 00:11:53,115 --> 00:11:54,385 NOW JUST GO OVER THERE AND CHARM HER 283 00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:56,675 WITH SOME OF THAT CLASSIC JOE AWESOMENESS. 284 00:11:56,810 --> 00:12:00,290 JOE CAN DO THAT. 285 00:12:00,419 --> 00:12:01,639 [sighs] 286 00:12:01,767 --> 00:12:03,337 KEVIN... 287 00:12:03,464 --> 00:12:05,594 PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOUR HAND IS STUCK TO THE BACK OF MY NECK 288 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,345 FROM THE INSTA-GLUE YOU WERE USING ON THE HORSE. 289 00:12:08,464 --> 00:12:10,944 OKAY, I WON'T. 290 00:12:11,073 --> 00:12:14,203 ALTHOUGH FOR A FIRST GUESS, THAT WAS AMAZINGLY ACCURATE. 291 00:12:16,335 --> 00:12:18,165 AAH! 292 00:12:22,901 --> 00:12:26,331 THANK YOU AGAIN FOR A VERY ROMANTIC EVENING, DAVID. 293 00:12:26,467 --> 00:12:29,167 - ROMANCE IS WHAT I DO. - MM-HMM. 294 00:12:29,294 --> 00:12:30,864 [laughs] 295 00:12:30,989 --> 00:12:32,729 SO TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU PICKED OUT THE NECKLACE. 296 00:12:32,859 --> 00:12:35,079 TELL ME AGAIN. - WELL, AFTER I SAW IT 297 00:12:35,208 --> 00:12:36,818 IN THE STORE WINDOW, SOME OTHER GUY CAME IN 298 00:12:36,946 --> 00:12:37,996 AND TRIED TO BUY IT FIRST. - MM-HMM. 299 00:12:38,121 --> 00:12:39,421 AND I SAID, "SIR... 300 00:12:39,556 --> 00:12:44,346 "IF YOU WANT TO STAND BETWEEN ME AND MY BOO'S HAPPINESS, 301 00:12:44,470 --> 00:12:45,950 YOU BETTER BE WILLING TO FIGHT TO THE DEATH." 302 00:12:46,079 --> 00:12:47,649 [giggles] WOW. 303 00:12:47,774 --> 00:12:49,164 [laughs] 304 00:12:49,297 --> 00:12:51,737 EXCUSE ME, SIR, I HATE TO INTERRUPT, 305 00:12:51,862 --> 00:12:53,212 BUT ONE OF OUR PATRONS IS A HUGE FAN, 306 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:54,820 AND HE REALLY WANTS TO MEET YOU. 307 00:12:54,949 --> 00:12:58,949 OH, I APPRECIATE THAT, BUT I'M HERE WITH MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE, 308 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:01,080 HAVING A LOVELY VALENTINE DINNER. 309 00:13:02,776 --> 00:13:04,346 ON THE OTHER HAND, 310 00:13:04,473 --> 00:13:06,563 IF I CAN MAKE ANOTHER MAN'S VALENTINE'S MORE MEMORABLE, 311 00:13:06,690 --> 00:13:09,130 I'D BE MORE THAN HAPPY-- - GO SAY HELLO TO YOUR FAN. 312 00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:12,306 I'LL FRESHEN UP. - RIGHT THIS WAY, SIR. 313 00:13:12,430 --> 00:13:13,860 OH. [laughs] 314 00:13:13,996 --> 00:13:16,266 SIR, DON'T BE EMBARRASSED. IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL 315 00:13:16,388 --> 00:13:18,518 TO HAVE A MAN-CRUSH ON VALENTINE'S DAY. 316 00:13:18,649 --> 00:13:20,569 GIVE ME BACK MY GIFT. 317 00:13:20,692 --> 00:13:23,212 - WHAT? - GIVE--GIVE IT TO ME! 318 00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:25,655 WHA--YOU SAID YOU WOULD GET ALICIA A BETTER GIFT. 319 00:13:25,780 --> 00:13:28,780 I TRIED, MAN, BUT YOUR CURSE CAME UPON ME. 320 00:13:28,911 --> 00:13:30,221 I WAS HEADED TO THE JEWELRY STORE 321 00:13:30,346 --> 00:13:31,996 FOR A NEW NECKLACE, GOT A FLAT TIRE. 322 00:13:32,129 --> 00:13:35,139 THEY TOWED ME TO A GAS STATION, SO I HAD TO IMPROVISE. 323 00:13:35,260 --> 00:13:37,260 - [stammers] - I GOT YOU NEW GIFTS. 324 00:13:37,391 --> 00:13:39,831 I HELPED YOU OUT. 325 00:13:39,956 --> 00:13:42,436 A KEY CHAIN, A SQUEEGEE, AND AN AIR FRESHENER? 326 00:13:42,566 --> 00:13:43,606 AND THAT'S PINA COLADA. THAT WAS THE LAST ONE. 327 00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,610 OH, I DON'T CARE, MARCUS. NO! 328 00:13:45,740 --> 00:13:47,010 [overlapping arguing] 329 00:13:47,132 --> 00:13:48,392 I KNOW YOU BROUGHT IT. GIVE ME BACK MY GIFT. 330 00:13:48,522 --> 00:13:50,262 WHAT? GET AWAY FROM ME, MAN, NO. 331 00:13:50,393 --> 00:13:51,833 GIVE ME BACK MY GIFT. 332 00:13:51,958 --> 00:13:52,918 GIVE IT. GIVE ME BACK MY-- 333 00:13:53,045 --> 00:13:55,085 [clatter] 334 00:13:55,220 --> 00:13:57,960 GIVE IT! [clatter] 335 00:13:58,089 --> 00:14:01,659 OW! OW! OW! 336 00:14:01,785 --> 00:14:04,445 STOP IT, STOP IT! 337 00:14:04,569 --> 00:14:05,789 IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? 338 00:14:05,917 --> 00:14:07,787 EVERYTHING IS GREAT. I'LL BE RIGHT OVER. 339 00:14:07,917 --> 00:14:10,007 DON'T BE SHY. I WON'T BITE. [laughs] 340 00:14:10,135 --> 00:14:15,185 [laughter] 341 00:14:18,397 --> 00:14:20,307 SO HERE I AM. 342 00:14:22,615 --> 00:14:24,315 [grunts] 343 00:14:28,572 --> 00:14:31,752 'SUP? 344 00:14:31,877 --> 00:14:35,057 [clanging] [overlapping arguing] 345 00:14:47,618 --> 00:14:49,178 I'M REALLY SORRY. 346 00:14:49,315 --> 00:14:51,585 IT'S A LONG STORY INVOLVING GLUE, 347 00:14:51,706 --> 00:14:53,666 BUT LONG STORY SHORT, IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE STUCK WITH HIM. 348 00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:55,353 [laughs] 349 00:14:55,490 --> 00:14:57,500 "STUCK WITH HIM." YOU'RE FUNNY. 350 00:14:57,620 --> 00:15:00,100 IT'S A PRETTY STICKY SITUATION. 351 00:15:00,230 --> 00:15:02,660 [laughs] 352 00:15:02,794 --> 00:15:06,284 LOOK AT YOU TWO BONDING. [laughs] 353 00:15:07,795 --> 00:15:11,055 I'M NOT HERE. 354 00:15:11,187 --> 00:15:12,627 - I FINISHED THE CARD. - OKAY. 355 00:15:12,753 --> 00:15:16,363 HERE, AMANDA, THIS IS FOR YOU. 356 00:15:16,493 --> 00:15:19,503 "THE ONLY VALENTINE FOR ME IS A MAN." 357 00:15:25,537 --> 00:15:28,497 "DUH." OH, AMANDA! 358 00:15:28,624 --> 00:15:30,184 I LOVE IT. 359 00:15:34,409 --> 00:15:36,539 EXCUSE ME, MISS, HAVE YOU SEEN MY HUSBAND? 360 00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:39,630 I BELIEVE I SAW HIM AT THE LOBSTER TANK. 361 00:15:39,757 --> 00:15:41,847 [thumping, hissing] 362 00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:44,674 [screams] MY EYES! 363 00:15:46,845 --> 00:15:49,025 I KNOW, I'M SORRY YOU HAD TO WORK TONIGHT, CHELSEA, 364 00:15:49,150 --> 00:15:53,460 BUT I PROMISE, WE'LL BE TOGETHER NEXT VALENTINE'S DAY, BOO. 365 00:15:53,585 --> 00:15:57,065 WHAT? NO, I ALWAYS CALL YOU "BOO," BOO. 366 00:16:00,108 --> 00:16:02,278 I GOTTA GO. 367 00:16:04,369 --> 00:16:05,809 GOOD NEWS, WE GLUED THE HORSE BACK TOGETHER. 368 00:16:05,935 --> 00:16:07,935 OH, NICE JOB. 369 00:16:10,414 --> 00:16:11,594 AND NOW I'M STUCK. 370 00:16:11,718 --> 00:16:14,198 I'LL HELP! 371 00:16:17,023 --> 00:16:19,503 JANIE, DID YOU PUT EXTRA INSTA-GLUE ON THE HORSE 372 00:16:19,632 --> 00:16:21,112 AFTER I TOLD YOU NOT TO? 373 00:16:21,242 --> 00:16:23,282 NO! 374 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:24,986 YES. 375 00:16:27,764 --> 00:16:30,674 ARE THESE NECESSARY, MAN? WE SAID WE WERE LEAVING. 376 00:16:32,634 --> 00:16:35,764 I CAN SEE WHERE THESE MIGHT BE FRUSTRATING FOR A LOBSTER. 377 00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:40,255 DAVID, LOOK, MAN, YOU'VE BEEN GIVING AMY LAME GIFTS FOR YEARS. 378 00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,155 SHE'S GOTTEN USED TO THE DISAPPOINTMENT. 379 00:16:42,288 --> 00:16:44,818 I'VE NEVER LET ALICIA DOWN. 380 00:16:44,941 --> 00:16:48,031 PLEASE DON'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME. 381 00:16:48,159 --> 00:16:49,549 [sighs] 382 00:16:49,681 --> 00:16:52,341 YOU'RE RIGHT. HERE. 383 00:16:52,463 --> 00:16:53,243 SHOULD NEVER-- SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN THIS THING 384 00:16:53,376 --> 00:16:55,636 IN THE FIRST PLACE. 385 00:16:55,768 --> 00:16:57,248 MARCUS? 386 00:16:57,377 --> 00:16:59,037 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 387 00:16:59,161 --> 00:17:02,861 [stammers] DAVID LEFT YOUR GIFT AT HOME, 388 00:17:02,986 --> 00:17:04,246 SO I RAN IT UP HERE FOR YOU. 389 00:17:04,378 --> 00:17:06,168 HAVE A NICE DINNER. 390 00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:08,291 - THANK YOU. - ALL RIGHT. 391 00:17:08,423 --> 00:17:11,253 WHAT'S THIS? 392 00:17:11,379 --> 00:17:15,079 UH, THAT'S YOUR ACTUAL VALENTINE'S GIFT. 393 00:17:15,206 --> 00:17:17,906 WH-WHERE'S MY NECKLACE? 394 00:17:18,033 --> 00:17:18,943 WELL, HONEY, I THOUGHT I'D SURPRISE YOU 395 00:17:19,076 --> 00:17:20,206 WITH AN EVEN BETTER GIFT. 396 00:17:20,338 --> 00:17:22,608 WITH MY NECKLACE WRAPPED AROUND IT? 397 00:17:22,729 --> 00:17:24,819 CAN YOU PLEASE STOP FOCUSING ON THE NECKLACE 398 00:17:24,947 --> 00:17:27,857 AND JUST FOCUS ON THE BAG? - MM-HMM, ALL RIGHT. 399 00:17:27,990 --> 00:17:30,000 I-I DON'T GET IT. 400 00:17:33,687 --> 00:17:35,857 YOU'RE THE KEY TO MY HEART. 401 00:17:39,253 --> 00:17:41,203 YOU'RE LIKE A BREATH OF FRESH AIR, HONEY. 402 00:17:46,124 --> 00:17:50,394 AND THAT IS JUST GOOD TO HAVE WITH YOU IN YOUR CAR. 403 00:17:54,081 --> 00:17:56,471 I GET IT. OH, I GET IT! 404 00:17:56,604 --> 00:17:57,824 [screams] 405 00:17:57,952 --> 00:17:59,432 I LOVE YOU! [laughs] 406 00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:01,650 - NAILED IT. - YES! 407 00:18:01,778 --> 00:18:04,868 OH, MY! 408 00:18:07,475 --> 00:18:09,785 THANK YOU, HONEY, I LOVE YOU! SEE YOU AT HOME! 409 00:18:09,909 --> 00:18:12,689 [tires screech, horn honks] 410 00:18:12,823 --> 00:18:16,443 [romantic music] 411 00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:18,473 YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD DANCER, JOE. 412 00:18:18,607 --> 00:18:20,047 PRETTY GOOD YOURSELF. 413 00:18:20,173 --> 00:18:22,303 AND YOU GUYS TOO. 414 00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:24,704 - THANK YOU, THANKS. - THANKS. 415 00:18:24,825 --> 00:18:28,825 LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE HAVING FUN. - WE DID A GOOD THING. 416 00:18:28,956 --> 00:18:32,526 AN EVEN BETTER THING WOULD BE DANCING ME OVER TO THE BATHROOM. 417 00:18:38,740 --> 00:18:41,360 WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP ME FROM GETTING IN THAT CAR? 418 00:18:44,219 --> 00:18:46,699 YOU WERE HAVING SO MUCH FUN, AND I THOUGHT FOR SURE 419 00:18:46,828 --> 00:18:48,828 THE COPS WOULD STOP YOU BEFORE YOU PULLED IN THE DRIVEWAY. 420 00:18:48,959 --> 00:18:50,399 I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE CHASING ME. 421 00:18:50,525 --> 00:18:54,135 I THOUGHT YOU'D ARRANGED TO HAVE THE POLICE ESCORT ME HOME. 422 00:18:54,265 --> 00:18:56,005 HONEY, YOU'RE RIGHT. I-I AM--I'M SORRY. 423 00:18:56,134 --> 00:18:57,664 I'M THE WORST GIFT GIVER EVER. 424 00:18:57,787 --> 00:19:00,697 SWEETIE, HONEY, IT ALL STARTED WHEN YOU PROMISED ME 425 00:19:00,830 --> 00:19:02,970 THAT YOU HAD THIS HOME-RUN GIFT TO GIVE ME. 426 00:19:03,091 --> 00:19:04,301 WHAT IS IT? 427 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:05,650 REALLY? WANT ME TO GIVE THE GIFT 428 00:19:05,788 --> 00:19:08,578 THAT MIGHT MAKE THIS NIGHT WORSE? 429 00:19:08,702 --> 00:19:10,182 HONEY, I WAS JUST HANDCUFFED FACE DOWN 430 00:19:10,310 --> 00:19:12,180 IN MY OWN DRIVEWAY, OKAY? CAN'T GET ANY WORSE THAN THAT. 431 00:19:12,310 --> 00:19:13,180 ALL RIGHT. 432 00:19:13,311 --> 00:19:15,101 ALL RIGHT? ALL RIGHT. 433 00:19:16,659 --> 00:19:18,139 [chuckles] OH, MY GOD. 434 00:19:18,268 --> 00:19:20,268 HERE YOU GO. 435 00:19:20,399 --> 00:19:24,619 OH, HOW CUTE! YOU HAD JANIE WRAP IT! 436 00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:26,267 SURE. 437 00:19:32,009 --> 00:19:33,789 THIS IS THE BOWLING SCORECARD 438 00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:35,402 FROM OUR FIRST DATE. - YEAH. 439 00:19:35,532 --> 00:19:38,802 REMEMBER, I BEAT YOU THREE TIMES? 440 00:19:38,923 --> 00:19:41,923 HONEY, YOU KEPT THIS ALL THESE YEARS? 441 00:19:42,054 --> 00:19:44,624 OH. OH, I LOVE IT. 442 00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:45,620 REALLY? 443 00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:48,140 REALLY. OH, HONEY, I LOVE YOU. 444 00:19:48,273 --> 00:19:49,743 - OH, I LOVE YOU TOO, HONEY. - OH. 445 00:19:49,882 --> 00:19:51,362 WOW. 446 00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:54,140 THIS IS THE BEST GIFT I'VE EVER BEEN GIVEN. 447 00:19:54,274 --> 00:19:57,064 REALLY? SO THE CURSE IS LIFTED? 448 00:19:57,187 --> 00:20:00,357 - BIG-TIME. BIG-TIME. - OH, THANK YOU. 449 00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:02,192 - [laughs] - THANK YOU, HONEY. 450 00:20:02,318 --> 00:20:03,498 HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. 451 00:20:03,623 --> 00:20:05,363 OH, HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, SWEETIE. 452 00:20:05,492 --> 00:20:07,712 AW, JANIE HELPED YOU FRAME IT. 453 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,840 SURE. 454 00:20:13,667 --> 00:20:15,197 HEY, WHAT'S JANIE DOING UP? 455 00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:18,840 SHH! JOE'S SAYING GOOD-BYE. 456 00:20:18,973 --> 00:20:20,493 WOULD YOU BELIEVE ME IF I TOLD YOU THIS NIGHT 457 00:20:20,625 --> 00:20:24,365 WENT EXACTLY ACCORDING TO PLAN? - [laughs] 458 00:20:24,495 --> 00:20:27,275 JOE, THIS HAS BEEN THE MOST ROMANTIC VALENTINE'S EVER. 459 00:20:27,409 --> 00:20:28,459 REALLY? 460 00:20:28,583 --> 00:20:30,283 ALL I WANTED WAS TO SPEND IT WITH YOU. 461 00:20:33,670 --> 00:20:36,280 OH, NO, ARE YOU STUCK? 462 00:20:36,410 --> 00:20:38,420 NOPE. 463 00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:43,020 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32827

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