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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:12,909 [crunching] 2 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:15,850 EMILY, I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 3 00:00:16,012 --> 00:00:17,112 WHY DID MATTHEW STOP BEING YOUR BOYFRIEND? 4 00:00:19,979 --> 00:00:21,709 IS IT BECAUSE YOU WON'T STOP EATING CHIPS? 5 00:00:25,445 --> 00:00:26,515 [door opens] 6 00:00:26,679 --> 00:00:29,349 THAT MUST HAVE BEEN IT. 7 00:00:29,512 --> 00:00:31,682 HEY, GUYS. IF YOU DON'T MIND, 8 00:00:31,845 --> 00:00:33,445 WE'RE GONNA PUT MARCUS'S TREADMILL DOWN IN THE BASEMENT. 9 00:00:33,612 --> 00:00:35,222 YEAH. 10 00:00:35,380 --> 00:00:37,020 MY WIFE IS TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT. 11 00:00:37,180 --> 00:00:38,910 THEN SHOULDN'T SHE BE USING THAT? 12 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:41,110 SHE WAS USING IT... AS A CONVEYOR BELT 13 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:42,680 TO HELP THE FOOD GET IN HER MOUTH FASTER. 14 00:00:42,845 --> 00:00:46,375 [imitates munching] 15 00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:49,386 OUR BABY HASN'T MOVED. 16 00:00:49,546 --> 00:00:51,616 JUST ONE REALITY SHOW AFTER ANOTHER. 17 00:00:51,780 --> 00:00:53,780 EM, HON, HOW YOU DOING? 18 00:00:59,780 --> 00:01:02,910 CHIPS ARE HER NEW BOYFRIEND. 19 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:05,080 SWEETIE, I KNOW YOU'RE HURTING RIGHT NOW, 20 00:01:05,180 --> 00:01:06,920 BUT IN TIME YOU'LL GET OVER THIS. 21 00:01:07,081 --> 00:01:08,141 MATTHEW PEARSON WAS YOUR FIRST BOYFRIEND. 22 00:01:08,313 --> 00:01:09,943 AND THERE WILL BE MORE. 23 00:01:10,114 --> 00:01:12,254 MANY, MANY, MANY, MANY, MANY MORE. 24 00:01:12,413 --> 00:01:14,353 YOU KNOW, THAT'S A FEW TOO MANY "MANYS," OKAY? 25 00:01:14,513 --> 00:01:17,113 LOOK, EMILY, 26 00:01:17,281 --> 00:01:19,111 YOU CAN'T HOLD ON TO NEGATIVITY 27 00:01:19,281 --> 00:01:20,311 BECAUSE WHAT IT DOES IS IT STARTS EATING YOUR-- 28 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:22,350 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 29 00:01:22,513 --> 00:01:23,713 IS THAT FATHEAD TED MCGINLEY WITH A NEW TV SHOW? 30 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:25,280 I CAN'T STAND THAT FATHEAD. 31 00:01:25,447 --> 00:01:29,517 IT'S {\an8}MCLIVIN' WITH THE MCGINLEYS. 32 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:33,550 MCHOSTED BY ME, LARRY PARSONS. 33 00:01:33,713 --> 00:01:36,153 EVERYONE AT THE SOAP IS WATCHING THIS. 34 00:01:36,314 --> 00:01:39,084 IT'S THE HIGHEST-RATED REALITY SHOW ON TV. 35 00:01:39,181 --> 00:01:41,081 IT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY FUNNY, DAD. 36 00:01:41,247 --> 00:01:43,107 REALLY? JOE, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS FUNNY? 37 00:01:43,281 --> 00:01:45,621 BEING GROUNDED FOR SAYING TED MCGINLEY'S FUNNY. 38 00:01:45,781 --> 00:01:47,751 WATCH. TED KNOCKS ON THE CELEBRITY'S DOOR, 39 00:01:47,913 --> 00:01:49,583 AND THEN HE CHALLENGES THEM TO SURVIVE LIVING WITH HIM 40 00:01:49,747 --> 00:01:50,887 AND HIS FAMILY FOR THREE WHOLE DAYS. 41 00:01:51,081 --> 00:01:53,411 IT'S--IT'S A HOOT. 42 00:01:53,581 --> 00:01:56,451 OR SO I'VE BEEN TOLD. 43 00:01:56,614 --> 00:01:59,414 AND THE WHOLE TIME, THEY TRY TO ANNOY YOU INTO GIVING UP. 44 00:01:59,581 --> 00:02:02,351 HEY, EMILY, MAYBE THAT'S WHAT YOU DID TO MATTHEW. 45 00:02:04,981 --> 00:02:09,451 LAST WEEK, TONY DANZA'S FAMILY DIDN'T LAST ONE DAY OF MCLIVIN'. 46 00:02:09,614 --> 00:02:12,114 GUESS HE FOUND OUT WHO THE BOSS REALLY WAS. 47 00:02:12,282 --> 00:02:13,982 [chuckles] 48 00:02:14,148 --> 00:02:17,388 LET'S SEE WHO TED CHALLENGES THIS WEEK. 49 00:02:17,547 --> 00:02:19,087 IS THAT OUR HOUSE? 50 00:02:19,248 --> 00:02:21,118 [doorbell rings] - IT IS. 51 00:02:21,282 --> 00:02:23,512 [laughing] WE'RE GONNA BE ON THE SHOW. 52 00:02:23,681 --> 00:02:25,981 DAD, ARE YOU GONNA ACCEPT HIS CHALLENGE? 53 00:02:26,148 --> 00:02:29,488 LOOK, WE ALL KNOW HOW MUCH AMERICA WOULD LOVE 54 00:02:29,647 --> 00:02:31,587 TO HAVE ME BACK ON TELEVISION AGAIN, 55 00:02:31,747 --> 00:02:33,577 BUT THERE'S NOTHING THAT THAT FATHEAD COULD SAY TO ME 56 00:02:33,747 --> 00:02:35,817 THAT WOULD MAKE ME DO A REALITY SHOW. 57 00:02:35,981 --> 00:02:37,591 HELLO, DAVID. 58 00:02:37,747 --> 00:02:39,217 - CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. - [laughs] 59 00:02:39,382 --> 00:02:42,212 [upbeat music] 60 00:02:42,382 --> 00:02:49,852 ♪ 61 00:03:03,382 --> 00:03:05,552 DAVID, AS MUCH AS I WOULD LOVE TO BE ON A SHOW 62 00:03:05,715 --> 00:03:08,145 THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY WATCH, UM... 63 00:03:08,315 --> 00:03:10,985 WE REALLY NEED TO THINK ABOUT EMILY. 64 00:03:11,149 --> 00:03:14,349 [clucking like a chicken] 65 00:03:14,515 --> 00:03:16,145 HE'S CLUCKING AT ME LIKE A CHICKEN. 66 00:03:16,316 --> 00:03:18,316 AND IT'S A HORRIBLE CHICKEN. 67 00:03:18,482 --> 00:03:19,982 COME ON, MCGINLEY. ACTING 101. 68 00:03:20,149 --> 00:03:22,189 HERE'S HOW YOU DO A CHICKEN. READY? READY? 69 00:03:22,349 --> 00:03:25,079 - YEAH. - [clucks like a chicken] 70 00:03:25,216 --> 00:03:27,086 OH, REALLY? TRY THIS. 71 00:03:27,183 --> 00:03:30,113 [both clucking like chickens] 72 00:03:30,283 --> 00:03:32,913 FOLKS, IF THIS CLUCK-OFF IS ANY INDICATION, 73 00:03:33,083 --> 00:03:35,683 WE ARE CLEARLY IN FOR A TREAT. 74 00:03:35,848 --> 00:03:38,118 DAVID HOBBS AND TED MCGINLEY HAVE ONE 75 00:03:38,283 --> 00:03:40,383 OF THE FIERCEST RIVALRIES IN HOLLYWOOD. 76 00:03:40,549 --> 00:03:42,889 LET'S SEE WHERE IT ALL BEGAN. 77 00:03:43,083 --> 00:03:46,623 A TIE BETWEEN DAVID HOBBS FROM {\an8}SEE DAD RUN 78 00:03:46,783 --> 00:03:48,953 AND TED MCGINLEY FROM {\an8}TED PLUS TEN. 79 00:03:49,116 --> 00:03:51,156 CONGRATULATIONS, TED. 80 00:03:51,316 --> 00:03:53,156 - AFTER YOU. - [grunts] 81 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:54,626 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 82 00:03:54,783 --> 00:03:56,583 [grunts] 83 00:03:56,749 --> 00:03:59,589 [screaming] 84 00:03:59,749 --> 00:04:05,259 NO, BABY, YOU DON'T NEED A PASSPORT TO GO TO HAWAII. 85 00:04:05,416 --> 00:04:06,976 OH, SHORT CLIP. [clears throat] 86 00:04:07,150 --> 00:04:09,420 THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP, GENO. 87 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:11,353 ALL RIGHT. LET'S REVIEW THE RULES. 88 00:04:11,516 --> 00:04:13,786 ALL I'M SAYING IS OUR LITTLE GIRL'S 89 00:04:13,949 --> 00:04:16,149 IN A DELICATE PLACE RIGHT NOW. 90 00:04:16,317 --> 00:04:17,687 YOU KNOW WHAT, HONEY, THIS MIGHT BE THE PERFECT THING 91 00:04:17,849 --> 00:04:19,189 TO GET HER OUT OF HER FUNK. 92 00:04:19,350 --> 00:04:21,460 HEY, EMILY, 93 00:04:21,616 --> 00:04:23,856 REMEMBER WHEN YOU BEAT XANDER IN THE SCHOOL ELECTION? 94 00:04:24,084 --> 00:04:25,824 REMEMBER THAT? HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BEAT HIS ENTIRE FAMILY 95 00:04:25,983 --> 00:04:27,953 ON NATIONAL TELEVISION? 96 00:04:29,849 --> 00:04:31,459 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 97 00:04:31,617 --> 00:04:34,087 [burps] 98 00:04:34,184 --> 00:04:36,754 HEAR THAT? SHE'S IN. 99 00:04:36,916 --> 00:04:38,146 ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS, DAVID? 100 00:04:38,317 --> 00:04:39,817 [baby voice] WHAT'S WRONG? 101 00:04:39,983 --> 00:04:42,483 THE SOAP OPERA ACTRESS DOESN'T WANT TO PLAY? 102 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:45,320 WELL, THIS IS PRIMETIME, TINY LADY. 103 00:04:45,484 --> 00:04:47,624 [laughter] 104 00:04:47,784 --> 00:04:50,344 LET'S DO THIS. 105 00:04:50,517 --> 00:04:51,917 HI, I'M JOE. WE'RE BIG FANS. 106 00:04:55,750 --> 00:04:58,920 THEY'RE A LOT CREEPIER IN PERSON. 107 00:04:59,085 --> 00:05:02,085 OKAY, HOBBS FAMILY, 108 00:05:02,185 --> 00:05:04,555 IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THREE DAYS WITHOUT HITTING 109 00:05:04,717 --> 00:05:07,647 THE "I MCGIVE" BUTTON... 110 00:05:07,817 --> 00:05:12,417 ["awooga" buzzer] 111 00:05:12,584 --> 00:05:16,084 YOU WILL WIN $100,000 FOR THE CHARITY OF YOUR CHOICE. 112 00:05:16,185 --> 00:05:18,825 SO LET THE MCLIVIN' BEGIN! 113 00:05:18,984 --> 00:05:20,684 WE'VE GOT THIS THING IN THE BAG. 114 00:05:20,850 --> 00:05:22,760 MCGINLEY'S BEEN ANNOYING ME FOR YEARS. 115 00:05:22,917 --> 00:05:24,327 TRUST ME, THERE'S NOTHING THAT HE COULD SAY 116 00:05:24,485 --> 00:05:25,655 THAT COULD MAKE ME WANT TO PRESS THAT-- 117 00:05:25,817 --> 00:05:27,787 EXCUSE ME. UH, SORRY. 118 00:05:27,950 --> 00:05:31,460 HEY, DAVID, COULD YOU TELL ME WHERE YOUR FAVORITE BATHROOM IS? 119 00:05:31,618 --> 00:05:33,188 TED, DO YOU MIND? I'M DOING MY TESTIMONIAL. 120 00:05:33,351 --> 00:05:34,821 YEAH, COME ON, UH... 121 00:05:34,984 --> 00:05:39,624 HAVE TO DROP A MCDOODY. 122 00:05:39,785 --> 00:05:41,415 [grunts] 123 00:05:41,585 --> 00:05:42,785 THIS IS AWESOME. 124 00:05:42,951 --> 00:05:45,481 DAVID'S OLD RECORDING STUDIO. 125 00:05:45,651 --> 00:05:47,521 REMEMBER HIS ALBUM, {\an8}INFERNO GIRL? 126 00:05:47,685 --> 00:05:49,515 HA. WHO COULD FORGET IT? 127 00:05:49,685 --> 00:05:53,155 YOU KNOW, THAT BOY COULD NOT SING A LICK. UCK. 128 00:05:53,318 --> 00:05:56,088 IF YOU TELL HIM THAT, I'M GONNA DENY IT. 129 00:05:56,186 --> 00:05:58,356 THEN I'M GONNA KILL YOU, AND I'M GONNA DENY THAT TOO. 130 00:05:58,518 --> 00:06:00,548 HEY, I DIDN'T... COME ON. 131 00:06:00,718 --> 00:06:03,518 {\an8}GIRL, LET'S SKATE BACKWARDS, GIRL WAS A HUGE HIT. 132 00:06:03,685 --> 00:06:04,625 [upbeat music] 133 00:06:04,785 --> 00:06:06,725 * GIRL 134 00:06:06,885 --> 00:06:09,795 ♪ I WANT TO SKATE BACKWARDS WITH YOU ♪ 135 00:06:09,951 --> 00:06:14,661 ♪ GIRL 136 00:06:14,818 --> 00:06:16,918 ♪ LACE UP YOUR LOVE SKATES 137 00:06:17,086 --> 00:06:20,146 ♪ LET'S DO SOME FIGURE EIGHTS 138 00:06:20,319 --> 00:06:25,089 ♪ TAKE MY HAND, I'M YOUR SLOW-SKATIN' MAN ♪ 139 00:06:25,186 --> 00:06:27,096 ♪ GIRL - * YEAH? 140 00:06:27,186 --> 00:06:29,486 * I WANT TO SKATE BACKWARDS WITH YOU ♪ 141 00:06:29,652 --> 00:06:33,362 ♪ GIRL - * YEAH? 142 00:06:35,752 --> 00:06:37,652 UGH, IT'S STUCK! 143 00:06:37,819 --> 00:06:39,849 SOMEBODY, HELP! 144 00:06:40,086 --> 00:06:42,086 THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU. THIS ROOM IS SOUNDPROOF. 145 00:06:42,186 --> 00:06:43,686 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW? 146 00:06:43,852 --> 00:06:47,422 WELL, WE COULD ALWAYS... 147 00:06:47,586 --> 00:06:50,286 SKATE BACKWARDS, GIRL. 148 00:06:50,452 --> 00:06:51,092 WHA-WHAT? 149 00:06:58,087 --> 00:07:01,517 WELL, FOLKS, THE MCGINLEYS ARE REALLY BRINGING 150 00:07:01,686 --> 00:07:06,286 THEIR "A" GAME, AND, BY "A," I MEAN "A-NNOYING." 151 00:07:06,452 --> 00:07:08,792 LOOKING FOR THESE? THEY'RE DELICIOUS. 152 00:07:08,952 --> 00:07:10,492 AND THEY HAVE THESE REALLY... 153 00:07:14,719 --> 00:07:17,189 GUESS HE'S ALL THAT AND A BAG OF CHIPS. 154 00:07:17,353 --> 00:07:19,753 - [laughs] - THANK YOU, GENO. 155 00:07:19,919 --> 00:07:22,259 COME ON. REALLY? 156 00:07:22,420 --> 00:07:25,560 YEAH, THIS IS WHAT SENT DANZA RIGHT OVER THE EDGE. 157 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:29,420 OH, UH, YOU LOOKING FOR THIS? 158 00:07:29,587 --> 00:07:30,717 YEAH, ACTUALLY, I WAS. 159 00:07:30,886 --> 00:07:32,756 OKAY, WELL, THERE IT IS. 160 00:07:32,919 --> 00:07:33,959 [handcuffs snap] 161 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,850 MM-HMM. 162 00:07:36,087 --> 00:07:36,957 THERE WE GO. 163 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:38,320 [chuckles] 164 00:07:38,487 --> 00:07:40,887 [upbeat music] 165 00:07:41,087 --> 00:07:43,287 [singing along] * WHO KNOWS HOW, WHO KNOWS WHEN ♪ 166 00:07:43,453 --> 00:07:46,683 ♪ BEFORE I EVEN KNEW IT, IT WAS TED PLUS TEN ♪ 167 00:07:46,853 --> 00:07:47,753 [laughs] 168 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:49,290 THAT WAS TORTURE. 169 00:07:49,453 --> 00:07:51,223 AND EVERYBODY KNOWS {\an8}TED PLUS TEN 170 00:07:51,387 --> 00:07:56,387 IS REALLY JUST A RIP-OFF OF THE TELENOVELA {\an8}DIEGO PLUS DIEZ. 171 00:07:56,553 --> 00:08:01,893 EXCEPT DIEGO DIDN'T HAVE A BIG, FAT {\an8}CABEZA. 172 00:08:02,088 --> 00:08:04,758 PFFT! 173 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:06,150 YOU KNOW, IT'S NO FUN TRYING TO ANNOY YOU 174 00:08:06,321 --> 00:08:07,751 IF YOU DON'T SPEAK. 175 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:09,190 COME ON, EMILY. 176 00:08:09,354 --> 00:08:12,094 GET IN THE GAME. 177 00:08:24,554 --> 00:08:27,294 KIDS, BRING DOWN YOUR LAUNDRY! 178 00:08:27,454 --> 00:08:30,424 IS IT REALLY YOUR KIDS' LAUNDRY, 179 00:08:30,588 --> 00:08:35,288 OR IS IT THE LAUNDRY OF YOUR ILLEGITIMATE, LONG-LOST DAUGHTER 180 00:08:35,454 --> 00:08:37,924 WHO'S MARRYING YOUR ONE-LEGGED STEPFATHER? 181 00:08:38,088 --> 00:08:41,158 [dramatic sound effect] 182 00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:43,621 MAKING FUN OF MY SOAP OPERA? REALLY? 183 00:08:43,788 --> 00:08:47,158 [chuckling] SO CHILDISH. 184 00:08:47,321 --> 00:08:49,121 BUT SO DEAD-ON. 185 00:08:49,288 --> 00:08:52,558 THAT'S OUR EXACT PLOTLINE FOR NEXT WEEK. 186 00:08:52,721 --> 00:08:55,091 [dramatic sound effect] 187 00:08:56,621 --> 00:08:58,721 AAH! [gasps] 188 00:09:01,189 --> 00:09:02,519 AAH! 189 00:09:04,921 --> 00:09:07,621 WOULD YOU TWO STOP DOING THAT? 190 00:09:07,788 --> 00:09:08,818 THEY'RE LIKE ALIENS. 191 00:09:08,988 --> 00:09:11,088 OR ROBOTS. 192 00:09:11,189 --> 00:09:16,289 WHATEVER THEY ARE, THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT. 193 00:09:16,455 --> 00:09:18,995 THEY'RE HERE, AREN'T THEY? 194 00:09:19,155 --> 00:09:22,765 AAH! ARGH. 195 00:09:22,921 --> 00:09:26,431 JANIE, I'LL TELL YOU A SECRET. 196 00:09:26,589 --> 00:09:29,929 IF YOU ASK YOUR PARENTS FOR A PUPPY 100 TIMES, 197 00:09:30,089 --> 00:09:32,589 THEY HAVE TO GET YOU ONE. 198 00:09:32,755 --> 00:09:34,155 - REALLY? - YUP. 199 00:09:34,322 --> 00:09:37,392 IT'S THE LAW. 200 00:09:39,255 --> 00:09:41,895 CAN I? 44. 201 00:09:42,090 --> 00:09:44,430 CAN I? 45. 202 00:09:44,589 --> 00:09:46,959 PLEASE. 46. 203 00:09:47,123 --> 00:09:49,253 PLEASE. 47. 204 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,422 I PROMISE I'LL WALK HIM. 205 00:09:51,589 --> 00:09:55,859 40...40... 206 00:09:56,090 --> 00:09:57,500 I LOST COUNT. 207 00:09:57,655 --> 00:10:00,095 I GET FOGGY AROUND THE 40s. 208 00:10:00,123 --> 00:10:04,393 I'LL LET YOU START OVER. 209 00:10:04,555 --> 00:10:06,585 DON'T YOU DO IT, KEVIN. 210 00:10:06,755 --> 00:10:07,825 ♪ 211 00:10:07,989 --> 00:10:09,849 * GIRL 212 00:10:10,022 --> 00:10:13,822 ♪ I WANT TO SKATE BACKWARDS WITH YOU, GIRL ♪ 213 00:10:13,989 --> 00:10:15,959 SKATE AWAY FROM THAT MIC, KEVIN. 214 00:10:16,123 --> 00:10:18,653 SORRY, MARCUS, THERE'S NO PUTTING OUT THIS INFERNO. 215 00:10:18,822 --> 00:10:20,722 * LACE UP YOUR LOVE SKATES ♪ 216 00:10:20,889 --> 00:10:23,259 [singing along] * LET'S DO SOME FIGURE EIGHTS ♪ 217 00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:25,163 ♪ TAKE MY HAND 218 00:10:25,323 --> 00:10:27,223 ♪ I'M YOUR SLOW-SKATIN' MAN 219 00:10:27,390 --> 00:10:29,020 WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? 220 00:10:29,190 --> 00:10:31,020 KEVIN, I WILL SET FIRE TO THIS ROOM. 221 00:10:31,190 --> 00:10:33,920 THIS ROOM'S ALREADY ON FIRE. 222 00:10:34,090 --> 00:10:37,230 ♪ GIRL, SKATE BACKWARDS WITH YOU, GIRL ♪ 223 00:10:39,356 --> 00:10:41,766 SORRY ABOUT THE TAKEOUT, GUYS. 224 00:10:41,923 --> 00:10:45,533 I WAS GONNA COOK, BUT I COULDN'T FIND THE POTS AND PANS. 225 00:10:45,690 --> 00:10:46,860 THAT'S OKAY. AT LEAST WE GET TO HAVE 226 00:10:47,023 --> 00:10:48,123 A NICE, QUIET FAMILY DINNER. 227 00:10:48,291 --> 00:10:51,191 [tuneless music] 228 00:10:51,357 --> 00:10:54,527 JUST IGNORE THEM. EAT YOUR FOOD AND IGNORE TM. 229 00:10:54,690 --> 00:10:56,360 MAKE IT STOP. 230 00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:59,853 I DON'T EVEN WANT A PUPPY ANYMORE. 231 00:11:00,091 --> 00:11:02,721 YES, I DO. WHO AM I KIDDING? 232 00:11:02,890 --> 00:11:05,090 DAVID, THIS IS UNBEARABLE. 233 00:11:05,224 --> 00:11:07,354 COME ON, EMILY. YOU CAN END THIS. 234 00:11:07,524 --> 00:11:09,324 DO ONE INTERESTING THING. 235 00:11:09,491 --> 00:11:11,961 PUSH THE BUTTON, AND WE CAN ALL GO HOME. 236 00:11:14,391 --> 00:11:17,831 [sighs] FINE. GO BACK TO BEING BORING. 237 00:11:17,990 --> 00:11:22,360 NO WONDER MATTHEW DUMPED YOU FOR JESSICA MINNOZZI. 238 00:11:22,524 --> 00:11:25,594 OH, NO, HE MCDI'N'T. 239 00:11:25,757 --> 00:11:28,227 JESSICA MINNOZZI? 240 00:11:28,391 --> 00:11:30,091 I THOUGHT SHE KNEW ABOUT JESSICA MINNOZZI. 241 00:11:30,224 --> 00:11:32,494 JESSICA MINNOZZI? 242 00:11:32,657 --> 00:11:34,987 SHE KNEW. EVERYBODY KNEW. 243 00:11:35,157 --> 00:11:37,697 JESSICA FREAKIN' MINNOZZI? 244 00:11:44,258 --> 00:11:46,088 WELCOME BACK, AMERICA. 245 00:11:46,225 --> 00:11:49,425 IF YOU'RE JUST JOINING US, YOU DISAPPOINT ME. 246 00:11:49,591 --> 00:11:51,891 ALL RIGHT, LET'S CHECK BACK IN WITH THE HOBBS FAMILY, 247 00:11:52,092 --> 00:11:54,692 WHERE EMILY IS FIRED UP. 248 00:11:54,857 --> 00:11:57,757 OKAY, WE NEED TO BEAT THE MCGINLEYS AT THEIR OWN GAME. 249 00:11:57,924 --> 00:12:00,224 THEY THINK THEY CAN BE ANNOYING? 250 00:12:00,392 --> 00:12:02,092 WELL, WE WROTE THE BOOK ON ANNOYING. 251 00:12:02,225 --> 00:12:04,095 LOSING TO THEM IS NOT AN OPTION. 252 00:12:04,258 --> 00:12:06,428 NOT NOW. NOT EVER. 253 00:12:06,592 --> 00:12:11,802 SO LET'S TAKE THAT FAMILY OF FAT HEADS DOWN! 254 00:12:11,957 --> 00:12:15,157 I'VE NEVER LOVED YOU MORE THAN I DO RIGHT NOW, EMILY. 255 00:12:15,325 --> 00:12:18,925 BUT, BABY, YOU DO NEED TO SHOWER. 256 00:12:19,092 --> 00:12:22,862 THAT I DO. ALL RIGHT, NOW, FIRST, JOE, 257 00:12:23,092 --> 00:12:24,832 YOU KNOW HOW YOU ACT LIKE A TOTAL DORK 258 00:12:24,992 --> 00:12:25,792 WHEN YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ONE OF MY FRIENDS? 259 00:12:25,958 --> 00:12:27,958 NO. 260 00:12:28,125 --> 00:12:29,955 DO THAT WITH THE TWINS. 261 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:31,995 OH, I SEE WHERE YOU'RE GOING WITH THIS. 262 00:12:32,158 --> 00:12:33,988 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. JANIE, COME HERE. 263 00:12:34,159 --> 00:12:35,789 HERE'S WHAT I NEED YOU TO DO-- I NEED YOU TO FIND 264 00:12:35,958 --> 00:12:37,658 ANY MCGINLEY YOU CAN AND ROPE THEM 265 00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:38,855 INTO ONE OF YOUR THREE-HOUR TEA PARTIES. 266 00:12:39,093 --> 00:12:40,623 HOW'S THAT ANNOYING? 267 00:12:42,758 --> 00:12:45,428 I'LL TAKE XANDER. MOM, YOU'RE ON GIGI. 268 00:12:45,592 --> 00:12:48,132 USE ALL YOUR IRRITATING MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES FROM THE SOAP. 269 00:12:48,293 --> 00:12:52,163 AH, {\an8}SI, SI, ROSARIO DESARIO'S GONNA DRIVE GIGI LOCO, 270 00:12:52,326 --> 00:12:55,236 SHE WILL. AY-YI-YI-YI-YI. 271 00:12:55,393 --> 00:12:57,103 WHAT ABOUT ME? WHAT DO I DO? 272 00:12:57,226 --> 00:12:59,456 TALK ABOUT YOUR SHOW FOR THREE HOURS. 273 00:13:01,658 --> 00:13:03,088 IS THIS ABOUT THE TEA PARTY COMMENT? 274 00:13:03,193 --> 00:13:05,193 HOW'S IT FEEL? 275 00:13:10,259 --> 00:13:11,999 'SUP, LADIES? 276 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:13,259 I KNOW A LOT OF GUYS MIGHT BE CREEPED OUT 277 00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:16,266 BY YOUR DEAD-EYED STARE. 278 00:13:18,759 --> 00:13:20,959 BUT I'M INTO IT. 279 00:13:21,126 --> 00:13:23,126 [upbeat music] COME ON. LET'S DANCE. 280 00:13:23,293 --> 00:13:24,663 GET YOUR FREAK ON. WHOO! 281 00:13:24,826 --> 00:13:31,196 ♪ 282 00:13:34,693 --> 00:13:37,103 MR. MCGINLEY, WILL YOU PLAY TEA PARTY WITH ME? 283 00:13:37,260 --> 00:13:39,260 PLEASE? 284 00:13:46,394 --> 00:13:49,834 ONE LUMP OR TWO, TEDDY BOY? 285 00:13:49,993 --> 00:13:51,993 OH, HEY, EMILY. 286 00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:54,890 YOU GOT DRESSED. LISTEN, 287 00:13:55,094 --> 00:13:56,534 I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT YEST-- - HEY. 288 00:13:56,693 --> 00:13:59,103 IT'S ALL PART OF THE GAME. 289 00:13:59,260 --> 00:14:01,130 IT WOULD BE LIKE IF I HAPPENED TO MENTION 290 00:14:01,294 --> 00:14:02,894 THE EMBARRASSING THING THAT ASHLEY TOLD LINDSAY 291 00:14:03,094 --> 00:14:03,994 WHO TOLD ME YOU DID WITH JENNA. 292 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:05,090 WHAT THING? 293 00:14:05,227 --> 00:14:06,287 THERE'S NO THING. 294 00:14:06,460 --> 00:14:07,630 I MADE IT UP. 295 00:14:07,794 --> 00:14:09,194 WAIT, HOLD ON. 296 00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:10,830 WAS IT THE TIME WHEN I... 297 00:14:10,993 --> 00:14:16,393 UH, WHEN I... 298 00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:18,230 NO, IT WASN'T WHEN YOU LAUGHED SO HARD YOU FARTED 299 00:14:18,394 --> 00:14:20,824 IN JENNA'S CAR. 300 00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:25,264 I OWN HIM. 301 00:14:25,427 --> 00:14:27,457 OOH, I SEE YOU'RE HAVING LOX WITH THAT BAGEL. 302 00:14:27,627 --> 00:14:29,297 YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT REMINDS ME OF ONE OF MY FAVORITE EPISODES, 303 00:14:29,460 --> 00:14:32,370 "SEE DAD GET LOCKED OUT AND LOCKED UP." 304 00:14:32,527 --> 00:14:33,697 IN THAT EPISODE, I GOT ARRESTED FOR TRYING 305 00:14:33,860 --> 00:14:34,990 TO BREAK INTO MY OWN HOUSE. 306 00:14:35,161 --> 00:14:37,461 [laughs] 307 00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:38,827 IT WAS A CLASSIC. 308 00:14:38,994 --> 00:14:40,694 FADE IN: 309 00:14:40,860 --> 00:14:43,300 DAVID, SITTING IN HIS RECLINER, 310 00:14:43,460 --> 00:14:44,490 HIS FEET UP, THE FRONT DOOR OPENS, 311 00:14:44,660 --> 00:14:45,590 IN WALKS HIS WIFE... 312 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,100 OH, HEY, TED. 313 00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:48,901 SHAVING, HUH? 314 00:14:49,095 --> 00:14:51,095 OH, YOU GOT ME, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS. 315 00:14:51,228 --> 00:14:52,598 [horn blasts] OH, OW! 316 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:55,130 OH, YOU NICKED YOURSELF. 317 00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:57,505 YOU KNOW, THAT REMINDS ME OF OUR CHRISTMAS EPISODE, 318 00:14:57,661 --> 00:15:00,301 "SEE DAD SAVE CHRISTMAS IN THE ST. NICK OF TIME." 319 00:15:00,461 --> 00:15:02,601 IN THAT EPISODE, I DRESSED UP LIKE SANTA CLAUS... 320 00:15:02,761 --> 00:15:06,891 I KNEW HOBBS COULD DRONE ON AND ON ABOUT {\an8}SEE DAD RUN, 321 00:15:07,095 --> 00:15:08,925 BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 322 00:15:09,095 --> 00:15:10,995 THIS REMINDS ME OF "SEE DAD TESTIFY," WHERE I LED 323 00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:13,691 THE CHURCH GOSPEL CHOIR AND HAD TO TESTIFY! 324 00:15:13,861 --> 00:15:15,331 HOBBS, DO YOU MIND? 325 00:15:15,495 --> 00:15:16,735 I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF MY TESTIMONY HERE. 326 00:15:16,895 --> 00:15:17,935 FADE IN. [handcuffs snap] 327 00:15:18,095 --> 00:15:19,695 WE SEE DAD RECLINING IN A PEW. 328 00:15:19,861 --> 00:15:21,471 - ALL RIGHT. THAT'S IT. - FROM THERE HE GOES OUT-- 329 00:15:21,628 --> 00:15:23,228 I CAN'T LISTEN TO THIS ANYMORE. 330 00:15:23,395 --> 00:15:25,965 I'M GONNA HAVE TO CALL A MCCHALLENGE. 331 00:15:26,129 --> 00:15:27,899 WHAT'S A MCCHALLENGE? 332 00:15:28,096 --> 00:15:30,556 CONGRATULATIONS, HOBBS. 333 00:15:34,661 --> 00:15:35,961 YOU ARE THE FIRST FAMILY EVER 334 00:15:36,129 --> 00:15:38,529 TO FORCE A MCCHALLENGE. 335 00:15:38,695 --> 00:15:40,695 NIKKI, WOULD YOU LIKE TO EXPLAIN THE MCCHALLENGE? 336 00:15:46,995 --> 00:15:49,005 THAT'S RIGHT, NIKKI. 337 00:15:49,162 --> 00:15:51,832 FAMILY MEMBERS PARTICIPATE IN HEAD-TO-HEAD COMPETITIONS. 338 00:15:51,995 --> 00:15:54,165 THE FIRST FAMILY TO WIN TWO OUT OF THREE CHALLENGES 339 00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:56,089 WINS IT ALL. 340 00:15:56,196 --> 00:15:58,736 SO THE CHICKEN CALLED A MCCHALLENGE. 341 00:15:58,895 --> 00:16:01,895 [both clucking like chickens] 342 00:16:02,096 --> 00:16:03,226 WHATEVER YOU DO, JANIE, 343 00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:05,666 DON'T LOOK THEM IN THE EYE. 344 00:16:05,829 --> 00:16:07,259 I CAN'T HELP IT. 345 00:16:07,429 --> 00:16:08,559 [whistle blows] 346 00:16:08,729 --> 00:16:11,429 all: GO! PULL! 347 00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:13,496 COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. 348 00:16:13,662 --> 00:16:15,892 POINT: MCGINLEYS. 349 00:16:16,096 --> 00:16:18,236 [cheers] 350 00:16:18,396 --> 00:16:20,126 YAY! 351 00:16:20,296 --> 00:16:21,926 WE LOST, JANIE. 352 00:16:22,097 --> 00:16:23,627 NO, WE WON. IT'S NOT MUD. 353 00:16:23,796 --> 00:16:25,296 IT'S PUDDING. 354 00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:28,602 WELL, THEN, MOVE OVER. 355 00:16:28,762 --> 00:16:31,102 [all cheering] 356 00:16:31,263 --> 00:16:33,323 YOU'RE A MCGINLEY. LET'S GO, XANDER. COME ON. 357 00:16:33,496 --> 00:16:34,936 - [giggles] - STOP LAUGHING. 358 00:16:35,097 --> 00:16:36,967 JUST TELL ME WHAT SHE SAID. 359 00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:42,530 FINE. BUT YOU DON'T WANT ALL OF AMERICA TO HEAR. 360 00:16:42,696 --> 00:16:43,466 [sound slowed] - WHOA! 361 00:16:43,629 --> 00:16:45,569 [thud] 362 00:16:45,729 --> 00:16:47,129 [cheers] 363 00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:48,997 POINT: HOBBS. 364 00:16:49,163 --> 00:16:50,733 [cheers continue] 365 00:16:50,896 --> 00:16:52,526 AND WE'RE TIED 1-1. 366 00:16:52,697 --> 00:16:54,467 THE NEXT ROUND WILL DECIDE THE WINNER. 367 00:16:54,630 --> 00:16:58,500 YEAH, NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 368 00:16:58,663 --> 00:17:01,833 WORTH A SHOT. 369 00:17:01,996 --> 00:17:04,096 THEN THE MEN SHALL DECIDE THE WINNER... 370 00:17:04,263 --> 00:17:06,833 SUMO-STYLE. 371 00:17:06,996 --> 00:17:09,736 [whistle blows] 372 00:17:09,897 --> 00:17:11,867 ♪ 373 00:17:12,097 --> 00:17:13,827 both: * FROM PARIS TO L.A. 374 00:17:13,997 --> 00:17:16,167 ♪ FROM LONDON TO BOMBAY 375 00:17:16,330 --> 00:17:18,130 ♪ I'LL ROMANCE YOU EVERY DAY ♪ 376 00:17:18,297 --> 00:17:20,457 ♪ THAT'S ALL I'VE GOT TO SAY 377 00:17:20,630 --> 00:17:24,900 ♪ WHEN I ROCK YOUR WORLD, OOH, GIRL ♪ 378 00:17:25,098 --> 00:17:26,868 ♪ I'M GONNA ROCK YOUR WORLD 379 00:17:27,098 --> 00:17:28,228 W-W-W-WAIT. 380 00:17:28,397 --> 00:17:30,397 SOMETHING IS MISSING, MAN. 381 00:17:30,563 --> 00:17:32,533 OH, LASER LIGHTS. 382 00:17:32,697 --> 00:17:35,737 DO IT, GIRL. 383 00:17:35,897 --> 00:17:38,107 OH! 384 00:17:38,264 --> 00:17:40,164 [electricity sizzles] AAH! 385 00:17:40,331 --> 00:17:42,831 - THIS IS FOR BITING MY CALF. - [grunts] 386 00:17:42,997 --> 00:17:44,537 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 387 00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:46,367 ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE TAKE FIVE 388 00:17:46,531 --> 00:17:48,131 TILL THE CREW GETS THE POWER BACK ON. 389 00:17:48,298 --> 00:17:49,098 NIKKI, LET'S CUDDLE FOR WARMTH. 390 00:17:52,631 --> 00:17:55,001 LOOK AT US, TED. WHAT ARE WE DOING? 391 00:17:55,164 --> 00:17:57,204 OH, I GET IT. 392 00:17:57,364 --> 00:17:59,534 THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU TRY TO PSYCH ME OUT? 393 00:17:59,698 --> 00:18:02,128 NO. NO, REALLY, WHY-- 394 00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:04,538 WHY WOULD YOU EVER AGREE TO DO A REALITY SHOW? 395 00:18:04,698 --> 00:18:05,898 SAME REASON YOU DID. 396 00:18:06,098 --> 00:18:08,868 WE BOTH LOVE THE SPOTLIGHT. 397 00:18:09,098 --> 00:18:10,158 [sighs] 398 00:18:10,331 --> 00:18:12,171 I MEAN, COME ON, DAVID. 399 00:18:12,331 --> 00:18:14,641 YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT YOU'RE REALLY HAPPY 400 00:18:14,798 --> 00:18:16,338 JUST BEING A STAY-AT-HOME DAD. 401 00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:21,969 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M TELLING YOU. 402 00:18:22,132 --> 00:18:24,102 I MEAN, BEFORE YOU GUYS KNOCKED ON MY DOOR, 403 00:18:24,265 --> 00:18:26,365 I WAS PERFECTLY CONTENT JUST BEING WITH MY FAMILY. 404 00:18:26,531 --> 00:18:29,301 [laughs] 405 00:18:29,464 --> 00:18:32,404 OH, YOU WERE-- YOU WERE BEING SERIOUS. 406 00:18:32,564 --> 00:18:35,234 WELL, THEN, DO ME A FAVOR AND THROW THE MATCH. 407 00:18:35,399 --> 00:18:37,709 NO ONE HAS SURVIVED MCLIVIN' WITH US, 408 00:18:37,864 --> 00:18:39,834 AND I WANT TO KEEP IT THAT WAY. 409 00:18:39,998 --> 00:18:43,128 COME ON. I NEED THIS SHOW. 410 00:18:43,299 --> 00:18:47,109 BUT MY CHARITY GETS THE MONEY. 411 00:18:47,199 --> 00:18:49,699 DEAL. 412 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:55,541 AND WE'RE BACK. 413 00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:58,109 RESUME-O SUMO. 414 00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:04,099 [sound slowed] - YAAH! 415 00:19:04,199 --> 00:19:05,639 [splat] 416 00:19:09,832 --> 00:19:11,972 AND THE HOBBS WIN! 417 00:19:12,133 --> 00:19:13,903 [all cheering] - YES! YES! 418 00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:15,940 YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! 419 00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:18,140 [laughter] 420 00:19:18,299 --> 00:19:20,159 I MEANT WHAT I SAID ABOUT MY FAMILY, 421 00:19:20,332 --> 00:19:23,672 BUT I DECIDED TO MAKE ME HAPPY. 422 00:19:23,832 --> 00:19:28,242 'CAUSE, LET'S FACE IT, I LIKE ME MOST OF ALL. 423 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:32,300 THINK I WOULD HAVE LEARNED BY NOW-- 424 00:19:32,466 --> 00:19:34,136 DON'T MESS WITH A HOBBS. 425 00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:36,740 NOW YOU'RE CATCHING ON. 426 00:19:36,899 --> 00:19:41,609 HEY, THANKS FOR GETTING ME OFF THE COUCH. 427 00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:44,395 WELL, IF YOU ASK ME, 428 00:19:44,566 --> 00:19:46,096 MATTHEW WAS CRAZY TO BREAK UP WITH YOU. 429 00:19:48,965 --> 00:19:50,705 I TOLD YOU DOING THIS SHOW WAS A GOOD CALL. 430 00:19:50,865 --> 00:19:52,705 - MM-HMM. - EMILY'S BACK TO HER OLD SELF, 431 00:19:52,865 --> 00:19:54,865 AND I HAVE A VERY GOOD FEELING 432 00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:57,140 THAT I'M NEVER GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE MCGINLEYS AGAIN. 433 00:19:57,300 --> 00:19:59,500 AW. 434 00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:01,636 [both giggling] 435 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,700 FINGERS CROSSED. 436 00:20:03,866 --> 00:20:08,766 WELL, TED, GIGI, THANKS FOR STOPPING BY. 437 00:20:08,933 --> 00:20:11,133 XANDER. WE'RE LEAVING. 438 00:20:13,433 --> 00:20:16,043 OH, BY THE WAY, DAVID, I HAD A COUPLE 439 00:20:16,201 --> 00:20:18,211 OF THE CREW GUYS CHANGE YOUR DOORBELL. 440 00:20:18,366 --> 00:20:20,436 ENJOY. 441 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:23,630 * WHO KNOWS HOW, WHO KNOWS WHEN ♪ 442 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:26,670 ♪ BEFORE I EVEN KNEW IT, IT WAS TED PLUS TEN ♪ 443 00:20:26,833 --> 00:20:29,833 [laughs] 444 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,570 HEY, WHERE ARE THE TWINS? 445 00:20:31,620 --> 00:20:36,170 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31029

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