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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,110 --> 00:00:07,250 JANIE, SWEETHEART, 2 00:00:09,078 --> 00:00:09,218 BECAUSE YOUR BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP THIS WEEK, 3 00:00:10,976 --> 00:00:11,076 YOU GET TO ORDER. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE? 4 00:00:13,116 --> 00:00:13,246 A LARGE CHEESE PIZZA WITH STRAWBERRY GOOEY BEARS ON TOP! 5 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:17,117 IS IT ANYBODY ELSE'S BIRTHDAY TONIGHT? 6 00:00:18,811 --> 00:00:18,951 [laughing] 7 00:00:20,917 --> 00:00:21,017 JANIE, SWEETIE, THAT SOUNDS AMAZING. 8 00:00:22,919 --> 00:00:23,019 BUT I DON'T THINK THIS PLACE HAS GOOEY BEARS. 9 00:00:24,852 --> 00:00:24,992 THAT'S WHY I DON'T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT 'EM. 10 00:00:29,857 --> 00:00:29,997 JOE, IT'S ALL RIGHT. 11 00:00:31,652 --> 00:00:31,792 ACCIDENTS HAPPEN IN THE MEN'S ROOM. 12 00:00:33,792 --> 00:00:33,932 IT'S THESE STUPID NEW SHOES. I SLIPPED AND LOST CONTROL. 13 00:00:37,382 --> 00:00:37,522 PLEASE TELL ME THAT'S WATER. 14 00:00:38,728 --> 00:00:38,868 SURE. LET'S GO WITH THAT. 15 00:00:42,007 --> 00:00:42,107 [phone ringing] 16 00:00:45,217 --> 00:00:45,357 WHY ARE YOU WEARING YOUR DRESS SHOES HERE ANYWAY? 17 00:00:47,288 --> 00:00:47,428 I'M BREAKING THEM IN FOR THE SCHOOL DANCE NEXT WEEK. 18 00:00:49,325 --> 00:00:49,455 DANCING IN THOSE SHOES? 19 00:00:51,465 --> 00:00:51,595 MAYBE, FIRST, YOU SHOULD MASTER PEEING IN THOSE SHOES. 20 00:00:53,294 --> 00:00:53,434 [laughter] 21 00:00:55,296 --> 00:00:55,426 HEY, SWEETIE. UH... 22 00:00:56,815 --> 00:00:56,945 I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS. 23 00:00:59,714 --> 00:00:59,854 THE PIPES BURST AT PRINCESS CASTLE LAND, 24 00:01:01,785 --> 00:01:01,915 AND THE WHOLE PLACE HAS BEEN FLOODED. 25 00:01:03,753 --> 00:01:03,893 ALL PARTIES HAVE BEEN CANCELLED. 26 00:01:05,962 --> 00:01:06,072 MY BIRTHDAY'S CANCELLED? WILL I STILL TURN SIX? 27 00:01:09,310 --> 00:01:09,450 NO, NO, PLEASE NOT THE CRY FACE. 28 00:01:12,002 --> 00:01:12,112 I CAN'T HELP IT, DADDY. LAST YEAR, YOU DIDN'T COME. 29 00:01:13,763 --> 00:01:13,903 THIS YEAR, NO PRINCESS PARTY. 30 00:01:15,765 --> 00:01:15,895 WHAT'S THE POINT OF EVEN HAVING BIRTHDAYS? 31 00:01:19,493 --> 00:01:19,633 OH, SWEETIE, YOU CAN'T BLAME YOUR FATHER 32 00:01:21,460 --> 00:01:21,600 FOR BEING STUCK OUT OF TOWN ON BUSINESS. 33 00:01:23,531 --> 00:01:23,671 OKAY, SWEETHEART. TELL YOU WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO. 34 00:01:26,155 --> 00:01:26,285 WE ARE GONNA THROW YOU AN AMAZING PRINCESS PARTY 35 00:01:30,193 --> 00:01:30,333 RIGHT AT OUR HOUSE. 36 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:32,202 - WITH A REAL-LIFE PRINCESS? - YOU BET! 37 00:01:34,646 --> 00:01:34,776 - AND PRINCESS DRESSES? - ABSOLUTELY. 38 00:01:36,958 --> 00:01:37,058 AND FAIRY GODMOTHER MAKEOVERS? 39 00:01:38,581 --> 00:01:38,721 DUH! 40 00:01:40,479 --> 00:01:40,619 YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS, DO YOU? 41 00:01:42,516 --> 00:01:42,646 NO, I JUST KNOW THAT IT MADE THE CRY FACE STOP. 42 00:01:44,621 --> 00:01:44,761 OKAY, HONEY, I KNOW YOU'RE FEELING GUILTY RIGHT NOW, 43 00:01:46,761 --> 00:01:46,901 BUT JUST DO NOT MAKE PROMISES THAT YOU CANNOT DELIVER. 44 00:01:47,866 --> 00:01:47,996 I WILL NOT. 45 00:01:49,799 --> 00:01:49,939 - CAN WE HAVE UNICORNS? - AS MANY AS YOU LIKE! 46 00:01:51,559 --> 00:01:51,699 - DAVID. - MOM'S RIGHT, NONE--ONE. 47 00:01:52,767 --> 00:01:52,907 ONE! ONE! ONE UNICORN! 48 00:01:53,975 --> 00:01:54,075 YAY! 49 00:01:55,184 --> 00:01:55,324 DAVID, DON'T WORRY. 50 00:01:57,358 --> 00:01:57,498 AS YOUR MOST TRUSTED ASSISTANT AND HONORARY FAMILY MEMBER, 51 00:02:00,223 --> 00:02:00,363 I'LL HELP YOU EVERY STEP OF THE WA-- 52 00:02:03,053 --> 00:02:03,163 HEEEEY. 53 00:02:06,574 --> 00:02:06,714 [romantic music] 54 00:02:09,577 --> 00:02:09,717 ♪ 55 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:15,235 HI, I'M CHELSEA. MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER? 56 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:19,900 UH, I THINK WE'RE GONNA NEED A FEW MINUTES. 57 00:02:22,763 --> 00:02:22,903 [light rock] 58 00:02:25,766 --> 00:02:25,896 ♪ 59 00:02:48,478 --> 00:02:48,618 KEVIN, YOU SHOULD ASK HER OUT. 60 00:02:50,204 --> 00:02:50,344 YEAH, LIKE SHE'D EVER GO OUT WITH ME. 61 00:02:51,964 --> 00:02:52,104 YEAH. 62 00:02:53,207 --> 00:02:53,347 YEAH! 63 00:02:54,588 --> 00:02:54,728 I MEAN, TRY, MAN. 64 00:02:57,522 --> 00:02:57,662 - YOU ARE A GREAT CATCH, KEVIN. - I AM? 65 00:03:00,628 --> 00:03:00,768 DEFINITELY. 66 00:03:02,389 --> 00:03:02,529 AND GIRLS LOVE GUYS WHO ARE SWEET AND SENSITIVE. 67 00:03:03,873 --> 00:03:04,013 - MM-HMM. - SO JUST BE YOURSELF. 68 00:03:06,255 --> 00:03:06,385 THAT'S YOUR ADVICE, SWEET AND SENSITIVE? 69 00:03:07,290 --> 00:03:07,430 REALLY? 70 00:03:09,085 --> 00:03:09,185 MAYBE IF YOU'RE TRYING TO EARN THE TRUST OF A BIRD. 71 00:03:10,535 --> 00:03:10,665 COME ON, EMILY. 72 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:12,302 WHAT WOMEN LOVE IS A TAKE-CHARGE KINDA GUY. 73 00:03:14,746 --> 00:03:14,876 YEAH, I'M NOT SURE THAT I COULD REALLY PULL THAT OFF. 74 00:03:17,024 --> 00:03:17,164 YEAH, NEITHER AM I. 75 00:03:18,405 --> 00:03:18,535 [thud] OH! YEAH, BUT LISTEN. 76 00:03:19,613 --> 00:03:19,753 YOU NEED AN ATTITUDE, KEVIN. 77 00:03:21,166 --> 00:03:21,266 YOU NEED TO BE TOUGH, A MAN'S MAN. 78 00:03:23,306 --> 00:03:23,436 LIKE MELBOURNE MAX. 79 00:03:25,308 --> 00:03:25,448 OH, YEAH. 80 00:03:26,585 --> 00:03:26,715 MM, MELBOURNE MAX. 81 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:29,349 YEAH, I'M ALMOST FINISHED 82 00:03:30,900 --> 00:03:31,040 WITH YOUR HANDBAG THERE, PRINCESS TARA. 83 00:03:34,075 --> 00:03:34,175 SYDNEY, GET THE LADY A DRINK. 84 00:03:42,670 --> 00:03:42,810 OH, MELBOURNE. 85 00:03:44,879 --> 00:03:45,019 OH, CRIKEY. 86 00:03:47,088 --> 00:03:47,188 [purring] 87 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:48,328 [thud] OW! 88 00:03:49,815 --> 00:03:49,945 I MEANT THE ORIGINAL MELBOURNE MAX--ME! 89 00:03:52,024 --> 00:03:52,164 WELL, YEAH, YEAH, SO DID WE. 90 00:03:54,026 --> 00:03:54,156 I DIDN'T. 91 00:03:55,545 --> 00:03:55,675 I MEANT THE GUY WHO DID THE SEQUELS. 92 00:03:56,650 --> 00:03:56,790 HOTTIE MCSIX-PACK. 93 00:03:57,858 --> 00:03:57,998 [clicks tongue] 94 00:03:59,446 --> 00:03:59,576 I LOVE THE MELBOURNE MAX MOVIES. 95 00:04:01,102 --> 00:04:01,212 ME TOO. AND I LOVE SYDNEY THE MONKEY. 96 00:04:03,381 --> 00:04:03,521 ALMOST AS MUCH AS I LOVE DR. MONKEY CHUNKS. 97 00:04:07,971 --> 00:04:08,111 DON'T TELL HER I SAID THAT. 98 00:04:12,355 --> 00:04:12,485 DAD, WHY DID YOU ONLY DO THE FIRST MOVIE? 99 00:04:14,461 --> 00:04:14,601 WELL, UH, JOE, I HAD CREATIVE DIFFERENCES 100 00:04:16,877 --> 00:04:17,017 WITH MY CO-STAR. 101 00:04:20,087 --> 00:04:20,227 OH, CRIKEY. 102 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:25,365 HEY, I TOLD YOU. WE'VE HAD THIS CONVERSATION. 103 00:04:28,302 --> 00:04:28,412 SYDNEY! NO, PLEASE! OKAY, STOP PULLING THE HAIR. 104 00:04:31,374 --> 00:04:31,514 HE'S PULLING THE HAIR, EVERYBODY, CUT IT! 105 00:04:33,411 --> 00:04:33,551 CUT IT, PLEASE! CAN YOU GET THIS MONKEY'S 106 00:04:34,998 --> 00:04:35,138 LITTLE FOOT HANDS OFF MY HAIR? HANS! 107 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:38,378 THAT LITTLE DIRTY, DIAPER-WEARING MONKEY. 108 00:04:41,004 --> 00:04:41,144 I MEAN, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT ANYWAY? 109 00:04:42,730 --> 00:04:42,870 HE CAN COPILOT A PLANE BUT HE CAN'T USE A TOILET? 110 00:04:45,871 --> 00:04:46,011 ALL RIGHT, ONE EXTRA LARGE PIZZA. 111 00:04:49,081 --> 00:04:49,221 YES. 112 00:04:50,704 --> 00:04:50,844 CAN I GET YOU A REFILL? 113 00:04:51,946 --> 00:04:52,076 UHHH... 114 00:04:54,363 --> 00:04:54,503 [Australian accent] DOES KOOKABURRA SIT 115 00:04:55,743 --> 00:04:55,883 IN THE OLD GUM TREE? 116 00:05:01,715 --> 00:05:01,845 UH, I MEAN, I'D BLOODY LOVE A REFILL. 117 00:05:08,031 --> 00:05:08,171 THIS IS SO WILD. 118 00:05:09,826 --> 00:05:09,956 A PSYCHIC TOLD ME I WAS GONNA MEET 119 00:05:11,621 --> 00:05:11,761 A CUTE STRANGER FROM A FOREIGN LAND. 120 00:05:13,002 --> 00:05:13,142 YOU'RE FROM AUSTRALIA, RIGHT? 121 00:05:14,866 --> 00:05:14,996 DOES A KOALA BEAR POOP IN THE OUTBACK? 122 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:18,418 OH, CRIKEY. 123 00:05:23,771 --> 00:05:23,911 YOU DON'T HAVE ONE UNICORN? 124 00:05:26,671 --> 00:05:26,811 HOW ABOUT A WHITE HORSE WITH A SPIKEY WART? 125 00:05:30,571 --> 00:05:30,711 WELL, MAYBE YOU DON'T EXIST, TODD. 126 00:05:34,023 --> 00:05:34,163 DADDY, DOES EVERYBODY KNOW THE PARTY'S HERE NOW? 127 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:37,477 YES, THEY DO. 128 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:39,439 DID YOU CALL CHARLOTTE, AMANDA, STEPHANIE? 129 00:05:41,271 --> 00:05:41,381 YES, YES, AND YES. 130 00:05:43,101 --> 00:05:43,241 AHA! I DON'T KNOW STEPHANIE. 131 00:05:47,036 --> 00:05:47,166 GREAT, NOW I'M QUESTIONING EVERYTHING. 132 00:05:49,832 --> 00:05:49,972 WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO QUESTION THE FACT 133 00:05:51,937 --> 00:05:52,077 THAT YOUR DAD'S GONNA THROW YOU A GREAT BIRTHDAY PARTY. 134 00:05:53,525 --> 00:05:53,655 [clatter] - I'M OKAY! 135 00:05:54,906 --> 00:05:55,036 YEAH, LISTEN, JOE. 136 00:05:56,701 --> 00:05:56,841 YOU MIGHT WANNA TAKE THOSE SHOES OFF 137 00:05:57,874 --> 00:05:58,014 BEFORE YOU FALL... 138 00:05:59,013 --> 00:05:59,153 DOWN THE STAIRS. 139 00:06:01,257 --> 00:06:01,357 - I'M OKAY. - OKAY. 140 00:06:03,293 --> 00:06:03,403 FITZY AND I ARE GONNA PRACTICE OUR DANCE MOVES. 141 00:06:05,157 --> 00:06:05,297 WE'RE MEETING AT HIS DAD'S CHINA SHOP. 142 00:06:06,711 --> 00:06:06,851 THAT'S A GOOD PLAN. 143 00:06:08,609 --> 00:06:08,749 5 BUCKS HE DOESN'T MAKE IT TO THE DOOR. 144 00:06:10,266 --> 00:06:10,366 [clatter] - STILL OKAY! 145 00:06:13,131 --> 00:06:13,271 [Australian accent] YES. 146 00:06:14,857 --> 00:06:14,997 DINNER'S GOING TO BE HEAPS OF FUN. 147 00:06:16,652 --> 00:06:16,792 I'LL HOP ON OVER, KANGAROO-STYLE, 148 00:06:18,447 --> 00:06:18,587 AND PUT YOU IN MY POUCH HALF PAST SIX. 149 00:06:20,552 --> 00:06:20,692 HOOROO! [laughing] 150 00:06:23,555 --> 00:06:23,685 CHELSEA SAID YES. WE'RE GOING OUT TONIGHT. 151 00:06:25,419 --> 00:06:25,559 OH, YEAH! WELL, GOOD FOR YOU, KEVIN. 152 00:06:27,110 --> 00:06:27,250 NO, NOT GOOD FOR ME, DAVID, 153 00:06:28,836 --> 00:06:28,966 BECAUSE SHE THINKS I'M AUSTRALIAN 154 00:06:30,182 --> 00:06:30,322 AND WE'RE GOING OUT TONIGHT. 155 00:06:32,219 --> 00:06:32,359 KEVIN, I TOLD YOU TO BE {\an8}LIKE MELBOURNE MAX, 156 00:06:34,463 --> 00:06:34,603 NOT {\an8}BE MELBOURNE MAX. 157 00:06:36,085 --> 00:06:36,215 I KNOW. I PANICKED. 158 00:06:38,225 --> 00:06:38,355 AND NOW I'M STUCK LIKE A KOALA BEAR IN A EUCALYPTUS TREE. 159 00:06:40,365 --> 00:06:40,465 AND BY THE WAY, I'M RUNNING OUT OF CUTE AUSTRALIAN ANIMALS 160 00:06:43,023 --> 00:06:43,163 TO MAKE ME SOUND MORE AUSTRALIAN-Y. 161 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:45,505 KEVIN, JUST TELL CHELSEA THE TRUTH. 162 00:06:47,579 --> 00:06:47,719 LIES HAVE A TENDENCY TO SNOWBALL. 163 00:06:50,237 --> 00:06:50,377 WOMBATS. 164 00:06:53,274 --> 00:06:53,384 THEY HAVE WOMBATS. - HA. THAT'S A GOOD ONE. 165 00:06:57,278 --> 00:06:57,378 EMILY, YOU'RE RIGHT. 166 00:06:59,453 --> 00:06:59,593 I'LL TELL HER THE TRUTH AT [Australian accent] DINNER. 167 00:07:01,455 --> 00:07:01,585 OH, FOR THE LOVE OF KEITH URBAN, I CAN'T STOP! 168 00:07:04,631 --> 00:07:04,771 LOOK, WE GOTTA MOVE ON HERE, OKAY? 169 00:07:06,702 --> 00:07:06,842 I'VE GOT A VERY LONG LIST FOR JANIE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY 170 00:07:08,635 --> 00:07:08,765 AND A VERY SHORT TIME TO GET IT ALL DONE. 171 00:07:09,705 --> 00:07:09,835 RIGHT. HA. 172 00:07:11,534 --> 00:07:11,674 I WONDER WHEN CHELSEA'S BIRTHDAY IS. 173 00:07:13,502 --> 00:07:13,642 OKAY, I NEED PRINCESS WANDS, TIARAS. 174 00:07:15,538 --> 00:07:15,678 I NEED DECORATIONS. - OH, I BET SHE'S A TAURUS. 175 00:07:17,575 --> 00:07:17,705 KEVIN! PLEASE. 176 00:07:19,404 --> 00:07:19,514 WE'RE TALKING ABOUT PRINCESSES HERE. 177 00:07:21,164 --> 00:07:21,304 DAD, I THINK YOU'VE LOST HIM. 178 00:07:22,925 --> 00:07:23,055 YEAH, WELL, I NEED HIM, EMILY. 179 00:07:24,961 --> 00:07:25,101 I'VE ONLY GOT 36 HOURS TO PULL THIS PARTY TOGETHER. 180 00:07:26,618 --> 00:07:26,758 IT'S OKAY. I CAN HELP YOU. 181 00:07:28,827 --> 00:07:28,967 TRUST ME, I KNOW MY WAY AROUND A PRINCESS PARTY, OKAY? 182 00:07:31,692 --> 00:07:31,832 IF IT'S PINK AND PURPLE AND COVERED IN GLITTER, 183 00:07:33,522 --> 00:07:33,662 IT'LL FLY. 184 00:07:35,558 --> 00:07:35,698 AND IF ANYONE COMPLAINS, JUST SAY "IT'S MAGICAL!" 185 00:07:37,767 --> 00:07:37,907 CHELSEA'S MAGICAL. SHE SMELLS LIKE PIZZA. 186 00:07:41,426 --> 00:07:41,526 SHE'S LIKE MY LITTLE SLICE OF HEAVEN, YOU KNOW? 187 00:07:43,359 --> 00:07:43,459 DELIVERED IN 30 MINUTES OR LESS TO MY HEART. 188 00:07:47,536 --> 00:07:47,666 OKAY, KEVIN, YOU'RE OFFICIALLY USELESS TO ME NOW, OKAY? 189 00:07:50,297 --> 00:07:50,437 SO GO FOCUS ON YOUR DATE. 190 00:07:51,678 --> 00:07:51,818 OH, THANKS, DAVID! 191 00:07:53,542 --> 00:07:53,682 OH, UH, DINGOES. AUSTRALIA HAS DINGOES. 192 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:55,540 OH, YES! 193 00:07:58,063 --> 00:07:58,203 "INSERT TAB ONE INTO SLOT TWO. 194 00:08:01,619 --> 00:08:01,759 AND THEN FOLD INTO--" 195 00:08:04,622 --> 00:08:04,762 PAPER CUT NUMBER FOUR. 196 00:08:07,245 --> 00:08:07,375 SO THIS IS WHAT WE'RE GIVING IN THE GIFT BAGS, HUH? 197 00:08:09,696 --> 00:08:09,826 - YEP! - INTERESTING CHOICE. 198 00:08:12,319 --> 00:08:12,459 JANIE, I HAD PRINCESS WANDS AT MY PARTY. 199 00:08:15,874 --> 00:08:16,014 ARE YOU GONNA HAVE THEM AT YOURS? 200 00:08:17,876 --> 00:08:18,006 - DADDY? - YEP! 201 00:08:20,776 --> 00:08:20,906 - A PRINCESS CAKE? - ABSOLUTELY. 202 00:08:24,711 --> 00:08:24,851 - PRINCESS BOUNCY CASTLE? - DUH! 203 00:08:27,576 --> 00:08:27,706 NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 204 00:08:29,647 --> 00:08:29,787 THOSE ARE SO LAST YEAR, CHARLOTTE, COME ON. 205 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:32,652 GOODNESS, BUT I AM GONNA THROW A PARTY FOR JANIE 206 00:08:35,445 --> 00:08:35,545 THAT'S GONNA BLOW YOUR FIVE-YEAR-OLD LITTLE MIND. 207 00:08:37,275 --> 00:08:37,405 I'M SIX! 208 00:08:39,277 --> 00:08:39,417 YOU GOT AN ANSWER FOR EVERYTHING, DON'T YOU? 209 00:08:41,762 --> 00:08:41,902 - HELLO! DAVID! - HEY! 210 00:08:43,661 --> 00:08:43,801 HEY, HEY! YOU ORDER YOURSELF A PRINCESS? 211 00:08:45,594 --> 00:08:45,734 OH, YOU SEE THAT, CHARLOTTE? 212 00:08:46,940 --> 00:08:47,080 WHAT WOULD A PRINCESS PARTY BE 213 00:08:48,597 --> 00:08:48,737 WITHOUT A REAL, LIVE PRINCESS? 214 00:08:50,253 --> 00:08:50,433 HEAR-YE. 215 00:08:54,637 --> 00:08:54,777 - WHO ARE YOU? - YOU CALLED ME. 216 00:08:57,398 --> 00:08:57,498 YE OLDE PRINCESSES. 217 00:09:00,816 --> 00:09:00,946 WELL, YE ARE A LITTLE OLDER THAN WE EXPECTED. 218 00:09:05,648 --> 00:09:05,788 DAD, EVERY OTHER PRINCESS PLACE WAS BOOKED. 219 00:09:08,409 --> 00:09:08,509 SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE AVAILABLE. 220 00:09:09,756 --> 00:09:09,886 AND NOW WE KNOW WHY. 221 00:09:13,622 --> 00:09:13,762 UH, WE'RE VERY SORRY FOR THE MISUNDERSTANDING. 222 00:09:16,038 --> 00:09:16,178 LET ME OUT TO YOUR CAR. 223 00:09:19,041 --> 00:09:19,181 OKAY. [nervous laugh] 224 00:09:20,974 --> 00:09:21,114 DADDY, IT'S NOT GONNA BE A PRINCESS PARTY 225 00:09:22,803 --> 00:09:22,943 WITHOUT A REAL-LIFE PRINCESS. 226 00:09:25,219 --> 00:09:25,359 PLEASE NOT THE CRY FACE. NO, NO. 227 00:09:26,807 --> 00:09:26,947 COME ON, JANIE. 228 00:09:28,740 --> 00:09:28,880 I PROMISE YOU THIS PARTY'S GONNA BE GREAT. 229 00:09:29,776 --> 00:09:29,906 HOW? 230 00:09:32,779 --> 00:09:32,919 WELL, LOOK. JANIE IS MY LITTLE PRINCESS... 231 00:09:36,955 --> 00:09:37,085 AND I AM GONNA SAVE THE DAY, OKAY? 232 00:09:40,441 --> 00:09:40,551 WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST COMING. 233 00:09:42,133 --> 00:09:42,273 - WHO? - WELL-- 234 00:09:43,755 --> 00:09:43,885 - YEAH, WHO? - UH-HUH, UM... 235 00:09:46,689 --> 00:09:46,829 WHO SAVES PRINCESSES BETTER THAN ANYONE? 236 00:09:49,209 --> 00:09:49,349 - MELBOURNE MAX? - MELBOURNE MAX! 237 00:09:51,176 --> 00:09:51,306 AND SYDNEY THE MONKEY? 238 00:09:53,075 --> 00:09:53,205 WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF SYDNEY CAN MAKE IT. 239 00:09:54,801 --> 00:09:54,941 YOU CAN'T GET HIM, CAN YOU? 240 00:09:59,253 --> 00:09:59,393 YES, I CAN GET HIM, CHARLOTTE. 241 00:10:01,324 --> 00:10:01,464 AND IN FACT, I'M GONNA GET HIM AND HE'S GONNA BE HERE. 242 00:10:03,810 --> 00:10:03,950 - THANK YOU, DADDY! - OKAY. 243 00:10:05,708 --> 00:10:05,848 GOTTA SAY, I'M IMPRESSED. 244 00:10:08,504 --> 00:10:08,614 YOU KNOW, I'M IMPRESSED TOO, MAN. 245 00:10:11,058 --> 00:10:11,198 I THOUGHT YOU WOULD NEVER PLAY MELBOURNE MAX AGAIN 246 00:10:13,336 --> 00:10:13,466 BECAUSE, AND I QUOTE, 247 00:10:15,235 --> 00:10:15,365 "I WON'T LET THAT FILTHY BEAST PAW ME AGAIN." 248 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:17,717 I'M NOT GONNA PLAY HIM AGAIN. 249 00:10:19,342 --> 00:10:19,482 I'M GONNA HAVE TOM MCCLAIN DO IT. 250 00:10:21,206 --> 00:10:21,336 SO I GOTTA CALL KEVIN. HE HAS HIS NUMBER. 251 00:10:23,208 --> 00:10:23,348 MAN, I REMEMBER THE FIGHT YOU AND SYDNEY HAD 252 00:10:25,003 --> 00:10:25,143 THE LAST DAY OF SHOOTING. 253 00:10:27,247 --> 00:10:27,387 THINGS GOT HEATED, POOP WAS FLUNG, AH! 254 00:10:30,077 --> 00:10:30,217 THAT WAS NOT YOUR FINEST HOUR, DAVID. 255 00:10:32,597 --> 00:10:32,697 OH, WHAT, HE CAN DO IT BUT I CAN'T? 256 00:10:36,256 --> 00:10:36,386 Kevin on voicemail: G'DAY, MATE. KEVIN HERE. 257 00:10:38,016 --> 00:10:38,146 LEAVE A MESSAGE AT THE WALLA-BEEP! 258 00:10:43,884 --> 00:10:44,024 I COULD LISTEN TO YOUR ACCENT ALL DAY, KEVIN. 259 00:10:46,542 --> 00:10:46,652 IT'S SO CHARMING. 260 00:10:50,028 --> 00:10:50,168 UM, I DON'T MEAN TO SOUND TOO FORWARD OR ANYTHING, 261 00:10:53,066 --> 00:10:53,196 BUT I'VE ALWAYS HAD A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART 262 00:10:55,724 --> 00:10:55,864 FOR MEN FROM... [Australian accent] DOWN UNDER! 263 00:10:59,141 --> 00:10:59,351 AH, YEAH. 264 00:11:01,212 --> 00:11:01,322 I'M SORRY, I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE FAKE ACCENTS. 265 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:02,772 OH, YEAH. 266 00:11:06,493 --> 00:11:06,633 YOU'VE BEEN SO QUIET. IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? 267 00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:09,843 UM, LISTEN, CHELSEA. 268 00:11:14,639 --> 00:11:14,739 ABOUT MY ACCENT... 269 00:11:16,261 --> 00:11:16,401 THE THING IS, I'M NOT-- 270 00:11:18,919 --> 00:11:19,059 [Australian accent] G'DAY, MATE! 271 00:11:22,543 --> 00:11:22,653 MARCUS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 272 00:11:25,374 --> 00:11:25,514 WELL, SORRY TO BUSHWHACK YOUR DINNER, 273 00:11:27,548 --> 00:11:27,648 BUT I NEED THE NUMBER TO TOM AND HIS MONKEY. 274 00:11:30,172 --> 00:11:30,312 I TRIED CALLING YOU ON YOUR CELLY, MATE, 275 00:11:31,967 --> 00:11:32,107 BUT IT WENT STRAIGHT TO VOICEMAIL. 276 00:11:33,796 --> 00:11:33,926 MONKEY? I ABSOLUTELY LOVE ANIMALS! 277 00:11:36,385 --> 00:11:36,515 YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BECOME A VETERINARIAN. 278 00:11:38,767 --> 00:11:38,907 WHAT A COINKY-DINK. YOU BOTH LOVE ANIMALS. 279 00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:43,625 WATCH ME WORK. 280 00:11:45,359 --> 00:11:45,499 AH, YOU KNOW, BACK IN OZ, 281 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:47,847 ME AND THIS BLOKE-- WE HAD AN ANIMAL PRACTICE. 282 00:11:49,605 --> 00:11:49,705 YOU DID? 283 00:11:51,055 --> 00:11:51,185 UH, WE DID? 284 00:11:53,989 --> 00:11:54,129 WE DID! 285 00:11:56,267 --> 00:11:56,407 YOU KNOW, YOUR ACCENT IS REALLY INTERESTING. 286 00:11:59,477 --> 00:11:59,617 I CAN'T QUITE PLACE IT. - NO ONE CAN, YES. 287 00:12:03,412 --> 00:12:03,552 MARCUS, I'M GOING TO TEXT YOU TOM'S NUMBER 288 00:12:05,483 --> 00:12:05,623 SO YOU CAN MAKE LIKE A BOOMERANG AND RETURN HOME. 289 00:12:09,176 --> 00:12:09,306 [American accent] ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU. 290 00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:10,904 NICE TO MEET YOU! ADIOS! 291 00:12:16,252 --> 00:12:16,392 SO YOU'RE FREE TOMORROW. 292 00:12:18,013 --> 00:12:18,153 THAT'S EXCELLENT, TOM, EXCELLENT. 293 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:19,879 I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW AT 1:00. 294 00:12:21,016 --> 00:12:21,146 THIS IS AWESOME, DAVID. 295 00:12:22,845 --> 00:12:22,975 I AM PUMPED, AND I WILL SEE YOU THEN. 296 00:12:24,053 --> 00:12:24,193 [Sydney chittering] 297 00:12:25,261 --> 00:12:25,401 GUESS WHAT, SYDNEY. 298 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:27,300 WE'RE GOING TO A PARTY AT DAVID HOBBS' HOUSE. 299 00:12:28,264 --> 00:12:28,404 [squealing] 300 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:36,856 THE GOOEY BEAR CASTLE! NICE TOUCH! 301 00:12:41,036 --> 00:12:41,166 [chuckling] HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW, CHARLOTTE? 302 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:44,874 OH, HEY, FAIRY GODMOTHER! 303 00:12:46,938 --> 00:12:47,078 HOW ARE THE PRINCESS MAKEOVERS GOING? 304 00:12:49,285 --> 00:12:49,415 OH, THOSE GIRLS DON'T NEED ME. 305 00:12:51,425 --> 00:12:51,555 ONCE THEY REALIZED JOE COULDN'T GET AWAY IN THOSE SHOES, 306 00:12:52,737 --> 00:12:52,837 THEY WENT IN FOR THE KILL. 307 00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:54,696 STOP IT! I'M NOT A PRETTY PRINCESS! 308 00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:57,640 [all scream] 309 00:13:01,539 --> 00:13:01,679 NO! 310 00:13:03,368 --> 00:13:03,508 YOU AND YOUR NERD SHOES RUINED MY CAKE! 311 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:05,915 SORRY, JANIE. 312 00:13:07,648 --> 00:13:07,748 MY MOM ALWAYS HAS A BACKUP CAKE. 313 00:13:10,686 --> 00:13:10,786 DOES YOUR MOTHER HAVE A BACK {\an8}OFF CAKE, CHARLOTTE? 314 00:13:15,725 --> 00:13:15,825 OKAY, NOBODY PANIC. NOBODY PANIC. 315 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:17,897 OKAY, LISTEN. 316 00:13:19,557 --> 00:13:19,697 SO JOE, I NEED YOU TO GO UPSTAIRS. 317 00:13:21,559 --> 00:13:21,699 I NEED YOU TO CLEAN OFF. TAKE OFF THOSE SHOES. 318 00:13:25,528 --> 00:13:25,668 [sighs] 319 00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:27,739 EMILY, CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME CLEAN THIS MESS UP? 320 00:13:29,636 --> 00:13:29,766 UH, AMY, I NEED YOU TO GO GET ME A BACKUP CAKE. 321 00:13:32,639 --> 00:13:32,779 I DON'T WANT TO MISS HOTTIE MCSIX-PACK! 322 00:13:34,503 --> 00:13:34,643 WELL, THEN YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO HURRY. 323 00:13:36,263 --> 00:13:36,403 PLEASE GET ME A BACKUP CAKE! UGH! 324 00:13:38,956 --> 00:13:39,086 OKAY, YOU TWO, COME ON. GUYS, BACK TO THE PARTY. 325 00:13:41,268 --> 00:13:41,408 BACK TO THE PARTY. - DADDY? 326 00:13:43,236 --> 00:13:43,366 WHEN ARE MELBOURNE MAX AND SYDNEY GETTING HERE? 327 00:13:45,410 --> 00:13:45,550 THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY. 328 00:13:46,687 --> 00:13:46,787 WHERE, FROM AUSTRALIA? 329 00:13:49,207 --> 00:13:49,347 YOU KNOW, THAT'LL BE FUNNY A WEEK FROM NOW, COME ON. 330 00:13:52,279 --> 00:13:52,419 WELL, MARCUS, THANKS TO YOU, 331 00:13:54,419 --> 00:13:54,559 CHELSEA IS NOW VERY IMPRESSED THAT I'M A VETERINARIAN. 332 00:13:56,559 --> 00:13:56,699 HEY, I WAS TRYING TO BE YOUR WINGMAN, MATE. 333 00:13:59,562 --> 00:13:59,702 YOUR WING-MATE. 334 00:14:01,771 --> 00:14:01,881 WAIT. NOW CHELSEA THINKS YOU'RE AUSTRALIAN AND A VET? 335 00:14:05,706 --> 00:14:05,806 THIS IS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT. 336 00:14:07,432 --> 00:14:07,572 CLASSIC SNOWBALL OF LIES. 337 00:14:09,607 --> 00:14:09,747 KEVIN, I'M GONNA BE HONEST WITH YOU. 338 00:14:11,712 --> 00:14:11,822 YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO ANY BETTER THAN HER. 339 00:14:14,681 --> 00:14:14,821 GIRLS DON'T LIKE LIARS. 340 00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:16,788 THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T TELL THEM YOU'RE LYING. 341 00:14:20,066 --> 00:14:20,196 [knocking on door] 342 00:14:22,551 --> 00:14:22,691 WHA--WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE? 343 00:14:25,830 --> 00:14:25,930 WHAT DO I DO? 344 00:14:34,045 --> 00:14:34,175 GO WITH THE TRUTH. 345 00:14:35,978 --> 00:14:36,118 IF SHE REALLY LIKES YOU, SHE'LL UNDERSTAND. 346 00:14:37,946 --> 00:14:38,076 SHE WON'T UNDERSTAND. 347 00:14:43,158 --> 00:14:43,298 A GIRL WHO LOOKS LIKE THAT DOESN'T NEED TO UNDERSTAND. 348 00:14:47,231 --> 00:14:47,371 LIE. 349 00:14:54,479 --> 00:14:54,619 SURPRISE! 350 00:14:56,585 --> 00:14:56,715 I REMEMBER YOU TELLING ME ABOUT YOUR FRIEND'S PARTY, 351 00:14:58,656 --> 00:14:58,786 SO I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN IF I DELIVERED THE FOOD. 352 00:15:00,485 --> 00:15:00,615 [nervous laugh] 353 00:15:01,970 --> 00:15:02,110 [coughs] TRUTH! 354 00:15:03,764 --> 00:15:03,874 [coughs] BLATANTLY LIE TO HER. 355 00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:09,082 UM... 356 00:15:11,186 --> 00:15:11,316 SPEAKING OF SURPRISES, 357 00:15:13,222 --> 00:15:13,362 HAVE YOU MET MY SISTER FROM BRISBANE? 358 00:15:18,572 --> 00:15:18,712 [doorbell rings] 359 00:15:21,161 --> 00:15:21,301 OH, TOM! THANKS AGAIN. 360 00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:23,086 THANKS SO MUCH FOR DOING THIS. 361 00:15:24,061 --> 00:15:24,201 COME ON IN. 362 00:15:26,097 --> 00:15:26,237 I AM STOKED TO SEE YOU, DAVID! 363 00:15:28,030 --> 00:15:28,170 YEAH, YEAH. THE KIDS ARE DYING TO SEE YOU! 364 00:15:29,825 --> 00:15:29,925 AWESOME. [Sydney chittering] 365 00:15:30,895 --> 00:15:30,995 SYDNEY. 366 00:15:33,898 --> 00:15:33,998 OH. - OH! 367 00:15:35,796 --> 00:15:35,896 STILL GOT A BIT OF AN ISSUE WITH SYDNEY. 368 00:15:37,867 --> 00:15:37,967 NO, I--I DON'T HAVE AN ISSUE. HE'S GOT THE ISSUE. 369 00:15:40,456 --> 00:15:40,586 IF HE STILL HAS AN ATTITUDE, 370 00:15:42,389 --> 00:15:42,529 JUST TELL HIM NOT TO RUIN THE PARTY, OKAY? 371 00:15:43,494 --> 00:15:43,634 NO WORRIES. 372 00:15:45,427 --> 00:15:45,567 IF HE ACTS UP, I'LL GIVE HIM A TRANQUILIZER, 373 00:15:46,635 --> 00:15:46,765 CALM HIM RIGHT DOWN. 374 00:15:48,533 --> 00:15:48,673 OH, COOL, SYDNEY'S HERE! CAN I HOLD HIM? 375 00:15:49,672 --> 00:15:49,812 YEAH. OOH! 376 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:51,090 OOH. 377 00:15:52,192 --> 00:15:52,332 COME ON, YOU GUYS OKAY? 378 00:15:53,538 --> 00:15:53,678 SORRY ABOUT THAT. 379 00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:54,876 NO PROBLEM, BUDDY. 380 00:15:56,093 --> 00:15:56,233 UM... 381 00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:03,126 THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THERE. 382 00:16:08,208 --> 00:16:08,348 SYDNEY, I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE. 383 00:16:14,628 --> 00:16:14,768 [kids shouting "Melbourne Max!"] 384 00:16:20,427 --> 00:16:20,567 MELBOURNE MAX! MELBOURNE MAX! 385 00:16:23,396 --> 00:16:23,526 kids: YAY! 386 00:16:25,191 --> 00:16:25,331 OH! 387 00:16:27,227 --> 00:16:27,367 G'DAY, LITTLE MATES. 388 00:16:29,298 --> 00:16:29,438 MELBOURNE MAX HERE TO WISH JANIE A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 389 00:16:32,646 --> 00:16:32,776 [Sydney chittering] WHAT WAS THAT, SYDNEY? 390 00:16:34,579 --> 00:16:34,719 YOU WANNA WISH JANIE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOO? 391 00:16:35,615 --> 00:16:35,745 PFFFFT! 392 00:16:37,341 --> 00:16:37,481 [laughter] 393 00:16:39,515 --> 00:16:39,645 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ACCENT? 394 00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:41,933 WELL, CHARLOTTE, THAT'S A VERY GOOD QUESTION. 395 00:16:43,657 --> 00:16:43,797 THIS HAPPENS TO BE MY BACKUP ACCENT, OKAY? 396 00:16:45,107 --> 00:16:45,247 SEE, IT'S MAGICAL! 397 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:48,147 SO, KIDS, WHAT-- OH! 398 00:16:50,112 --> 00:16:50,252 [laughing] 399 00:16:51,907 --> 00:16:52,007 [kids chanting "Say 'Oh, crikey!'"] 400 00:16:54,289 --> 00:16:54,429 [kids chanting "Say it"] 401 00:16:56,670 --> 00:16:56,810 SYDNEY, YOU KNOW THE RULES. [Sydney chittering] 402 00:16:58,776 --> 00:16:58,906 DON'T PICK IT, DON'T LICK IT, DON'T FLICK IT, OKAY? 403 00:16:59,915 --> 00:17:00,015 OH, CRIKEY! 404 00:17:01,330 --> 00:17:01,470 kids: YAY! 405 00:17:04,540 --> 00:17:04,680 ALL RIGHT. COME ON, HIGH FIVE, SYDNEY. 406 00:17:06,266 --> 00:17:06,396 NO, HIGH-- 407 00:17:08,510 --> 00:17:08,650 HIGH FIVE, SYDNEY. YOU MISSED-- 408 00:17:14,412 --> 00:17:14,552 OKAY, NOW WHAT DOES THE BIRTHDAY GIRL THINK 409 00:17:17,243 --> 00:17:17,383 I SHOULD MAKE WITH THIS BALLOON? 410 00:17:19,797 --> 00:17:19,937 [kids giggling] 411 00:17:25,423 --> 00:17:25,563 TOM! 412 00:17:28,909 --> 00:17:29,009 HOW ARE YOU? [laughing] 413 00:17:30,566 --> 00:17:30,696 TOM? 414 00:17:36,607 --> 00:17:36,747 MM-HMM. 415 00:17:41,336 --> 00:17:41,466 [kids laughing] 416 00:17:43,165 --> 00:17:43,295 WHAT'D I MISS? 417 00:17:44,822 --> 00:17:44,962 THIS MONKEY IS HILARIOUS. 418 00:17:47,204 --> 00:17:47,344 HE AND DAVID ARE MAKING UP FOR LOST TIME. 419 00:17:49,309 --> 00:17:49,449 STOP IT, STOP IT. 420 00:17:50,931 --> 00:17:51,041 STOP IT. 421 00:17:52,243 --> 00:17:52,383 STOP IT. 422 00:17:54,142 --> 00:17:54,282 STOP IT. OKAY. 423 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:56,205 [balloon pops] OOH! 424 00:17:57,248 --> 00:17:57,388 [Sydney chitters] 425 00:17:59,561 --> 00:17:59,701 DADDY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH SYDNEY? 426 00:18:02,943 --> 00:18:03,053 COME ON, SYDNEY, STOP BEING SUCH AN ATTENTION HOG. 427 00:18:04,980 --> 00:18:05,080 I THINK THAT MONKEY HAD A HEART ATTACK, HONEY. 428 00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:07,018 KEVIN, DO SOMETHING! YOU'RE A VETERINARIAN! 429 00:18:08,949 --> 00:18:09,049 UH, UH, I, UH-- 430 00:18:10,710 --> 00:18:10,850 HE NEEDS MONKEY MOUTH-TO-MOUTH! 431 00:18:11,952 --> 00:18:12,062 UH, YEAH, UH, OKAY. 432 00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:15,016 UH... I-- 433 00:18:17,958 --> 00:18:18,058 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING. 434 00:18:20,823 --> 00:18:20,963 I'M NOT A VETERINARIAN OR AUSTRALIAN. 435 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:23,242 [gasps] OH. 436 00:18:24,965 --> 00:18:25,065 I'M SORRY. 437 00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:29,040 - MARCUS, HELP HIM! - HUH? 438 00:18:31,213 --> 00:18:31,353 UH, OH. [clears throat] 439 00:18:33,698 --> 00:18:33,838 THAT MONKEY'S NOT GONNA MAKE IT. 440 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:36,215 DAVID, YOU WERE--YOU WERE RE-CERTIFIED IN CPR. 441 00:18:38,634 --> 00:18:38,774 WHAT? FOR KIDS, NOT MONKEYS. 442 00:18:40,671 --> 00:18:40,811 DADDY, SAVE SYDNEY! 443 00:18:42,776 --> 00:18:42,906 [kids shouting "Melbourne Max!"] 444 00:18:46,539 --> 00:18:46,679 OKAY, OKAY. 445 00:18:49,024 --> 00:18:49,134 [sighs] 446 00:18:57,929 --> 00:18:58,069 AH! MONKEY TONGUE! HE PUT HIS TONGUE IN MY MOUTH! 447 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:00,900 YOU KISSED A MONKEY! 448 00:19:02,417 --> 00:19:02,557 NO, THE MONKEY KISSED ME! 449 00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:05,066 kids: YOU KISSED A MONKEY! YOU KISSED A MONKEY! 450 00:19:10,252 --> 00:19:10,392 I CAN'T TELL YOU ENOUGH TIMES HOW SORRY I AM FOR LYING TO YOU. 451 00:19:13,635 --> 00:19:13,765 YOU KNOW, THE AUSTRALIAN VET STUFF WAS COOL, 452 00:19:16,085 --> 00:19:16,185 BUT I COULD'VE LIKED YOU ANYWAY. 453 00:19:17,570 --> 00:19:17,710 WELL, IS THERE ANY CHANCE 454 00:19:20,020 --> 00:19:20,120 YOU'D LIKE TO GET TO KNOW AMERICAN KEVIN? 455 00:19:22,816 --> 00:19:22,946 SURE. 456 00:19:25,578 --> 00:19:25,718 UM, HI, I'M KEVIN. 457 00:19:31,031 --> 00:19:31,141 AND I RECENTLY DISCOVERED THAT I... 458 00:19:33,413 --> 00:19:33,553 [East Indian accent] MAKE UP ACCENTS 459 00:19:34,794 --> 00:19:34,934 WHEN I MEET A BEAUTIFUL GIRL. 460 00:19:39,281 --> 00:19:39,421 YEAH. I THINK I'M LIKING THIS KEVIN. 461 00:19:44,321 --> 00:19:44,461 DADDY, THIS WAS MY FAVORITE BIRTHDAY PARTY EVER! 462 00:19:47,841 --> 00:19:47,981 - REALLY? - YEAH! 463 00:19:49,740 --> 00:19:49,880 I HAD A PRINCESS PARTY, 464 00:19:51,569 --> 00:19:51,709 AND BEST OF ALL, YOU KISSED A MONKEY! 465 00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:54,160 BLECH! CAN'T BELIEVE I KISSED A MONKEY. 466 00:19:58,404 --> 00:19:58,544 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SWEETHEART. 467 00:20:01,545 --> 00:20:01,675 [piano playing] 468 00:20:06,653 --> 00:20:06,793 HEY, SYDNEY, 469 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:09,140 CAN YOU TAKE YOUR LITTLE FOOT HANDS 470 00:20:10,416 --> 00:20:10,546 OFF MY PIANO, PLEASE? 471 00:20:12,038 --> 00:20:12,178 [playing classical piece] 472 00:20:13,867 --> 00:20:14,007 AMAZING. 473 00:20:16,145 --> 00:20:16,245 HE CAN PLAY CHOPIN, BUT HE CAN'T FLUSH A TOILET. 474 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:24,333 ♪ YOU SPIN MY HEAD RIGHT ROUND, RIGHT ROUND ♪ 475 00:20:27,398 --> 00:20:27,538 ♪ WHEN YOU GO DOWN, WHEN YOU GO DOWN DOWN ♪ 476 00:20:30,850 --> 00:20:30,990 ♪ YOU SPIN MY HEAD RIGHT ROUND, RIGHT ROUND ♪ 477 00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:34,890 ♪ WHEN YOU GO DOWN, WHEN YOU GO DOWN ♪ 478 00:20:34,940 --> 00:20:39,490 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33839

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