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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,183 --> 00:00:12,273 WOW, HONEY, THESE ARE AWESOME. 2 00:00:12,401 --> 00:00:15,061 FLOWERS ARE SO LAST YEAR. 3 00:00:15,185 --> 00:00:17,055 OH, THAT'S RIGHT. 4 00:00:17,186 --> 00:00:18,576 YOU HAVE OPINIONS NOW. 5 00:00:18,708 --> 00:00:20,238 DAD, LAST CHANCE. 6 00:00:20,361 --> 00:00:21,401 ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANNA BUY THESE FOR ME? 7 00:00:21,535 --> 00:00:23,065 THEY'RE SO COOL. 8 00:00:23,188 --> 00:00:26,578 OH, JOE, I'M SO TEMPTED, BUT THEY'RE SO EXPENSIVE. 9 00:00:26,711 --> 00:00:28,281 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE REVISIT THIS CONVERSATION 10 00:00:28,407 --> 00:00:29,667 WHEN YOUR FEET STOP GROWING? 11 00:00:29,799 --> 00:00:31,629 THAT'S NOT GONNA BE FOR, LIKE, TEN YEARS. 12 00:00:31,756 --> 00:00:34,626 BY THAT TIME, THEY'LL PROBABLY HAVE HOVER SHOES. 13 00:00:34,757 --> 00:00:35,977 YOU ALREADY HAVE HOVER SHOES. 14 00:00:36,106 --> 00:00:38,326 - I DO? - YEAH, WATCH. 15 00:00:38,455 --> 00:00:42,155 GO HOVER BY THE DOOR AND STOP BUGGING ME ABOUT THE SHOES. 16 00:00:43,239 --> 00:00:46,069 DO YOU REALIZE THAT THIS IS 17 00:00:46,197 --> 00:00:48,157 OUR FIRST PUBLIC APPEARANCE AS A COUPLE? 18 00:00:48,285 --> 00:00:49,635 I KNOW. [giggles] 19 00:00:49,763 --> 00:00:51,063 EMILY HOBBS AND XANDER MCGINLEY: 20 00:00:51,199 --> 00:00:53,409 THE CHILDREN OF FEUDING FATHERS. [giggles] 21 00:00:53,548 --> 00:00:56,198 WE'RE SO ROMEO AND JULIET. 22 00:00:56,331 --> 00:00:59,511 THE ROMANTIC PART, NOT THE DYING PART. 23 00:00:59,637 --> 00:01:02,117 NOT THAT I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO POSSIBLY DYING, 24 00:01:02,246 --> 00:01:04,296 BUT WHEN ARE YOU GONNA TELL YOUR DAD? 25 00:01:04,421 --> 00:01:05,551 I DON'T KNOW. 26 00:01:05,682 --> 00:01:06,682 DOWN THE ROAD, WHEN THE MOMENT'S RIGHT. 27 00:01:06,813 --> 00:01:08,123 SOMEDAY, YOU KNOW. NEVER. 28 00:01:08,249 --> 00:01:10,249 [both laugh] 29 00:01:18,905 --> 00:01:21,905 OOH, PRETTY DRESS. 30 00:01:22,907 --> 00:01:25,917 I SAID, "OOH, PRETTY DRESS!" 31 00:01:27,648 --> 00:01:30,948 I THINK I FOUND YOU THE PERFECT PAIR. 32 00:01:31,083 --> 00:01:34,003 I'LL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT. 33 00:01:35,477 --> 00:01:38,087 HUH? [shoes play {\an8}Pop Goes the Weasel] 34 00:01:38,217 --> 00:01:39,747 [chuckles] 35 00:01:39,869 --> 00:01:41,869 UH, DO YOU HAVE KIDS? 36 00:01:42,001 --> 00:01:45,001 NOPE, BUT I HEAR THEY'RE A HOOT. 37 00:01:45,133 --> 00:01:46,523 GO. 38 00:01:46,655 --> 00:01:49,265 [shoes play {\an8} Pop Goes the Weasel] 39 00:01:49,395 --> 00:01:52,695 I'M NEVER GONNA TAKE THESE OFF! 40 00:01:52,831 --> 00:01:55,741 UH, I--JUST A QUICK QUESTION, HOW LONG DO THE BATTERIES LAST? 41 00:01:55,875 --> 00:01:57,005 OH, THEY NEVER DIE. 42 00:01:57,137 --> 00:01:58,447 THEY'RE SOLAR. 43 00:01:58,573 --> 00:02:00,403 OH. 44 00:02:00,529 --> 00:02:02,049 AND FOR YOU, MR. HOBBS. 45 00:02:02,182 --> 00:02:03,662 OH, YES, I APPRECIATE THAT, 46 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:06,711 BUT IF I'M GONNA BUY A, UH, WHAT IS THIS? 47 00:02:06,836 --> 00:02:10,576 A $300 PAIR OF SNEAKERS, THEY BETTER BE MADE OF $400, OKAY? 48 00:02:10,707 --> 00:02:11,887 SEE THAT, JOE? 49 00:02:12,012 --> 00:02:13,182 THE RULE APPLIES TO ME TOO. 50 00:02:13,317 --> 00:02:14,367 FOR BIG TIME CELEBRITIES, THEY'RE FREE. 51 00:02:14,492 --> 00:02:17,142 WELL THEN, LUCKILY I'M A BIG-TIME CELEBRITY. 52 00:02:17,275 --> 00:02:19,545 DAD, HOW COME YOU CAN GET 'EM, BUT I CAN'T? 53 00:02:19,668 --> 00:02:20,708 WELL, BECAUSE THEY'RE FREE. 54 00:02:20,842 --> 00:02:22,542 NOW COME ON, JOE. DON'T BE THAT GUY. 55 00:02:22,669 --> 00:02:23,799 WELL, YOU'RE ALL SET. 56 00:02:23,930 --> 00:02:24,800 [shoes play {\an8} Pop Goes the Weasel] 57 00:02:24,930 --> 00:02:27,680 OKAY. 58 00:02:27,801 --> 00:02:29,021 WATCH OUT! 59 00:02:29,150 --> 00:02:30,580 [screams] 60 00:02:30,715 --> 00:02:33,725 [gasps] 61 00:02:33,847 --> 00:02:36,147 HEY, YOU GUYS OKAY? 62 00:02:36,282 --> 00:02:38,162 - FINE. FINE. - JOE, YOU FINE? 63 00:02:38,283 --> 00:02:39,583 YEAH, I'M OKAY. 64 00:02:39,718 --> 00:02:41,588 OH, THANK YOU. 65 00:02:41,719 --> 00:02:43,549 YOU'RE MY HERO. 66 00:02:43,677 --> 00:02:45,027 MINE TOO. 67 00:02:45,156 --> 00:02:45,946 MY BOSS TOLD ME TO BOLT DOWN 68 00:02:46,069 --> 00:02:47,759 THAT GIANT SHOE WEEKS AGO. 69 00:02:47,895 --> 00:02:49,725 I OWE YOU. - NO BIG DEAL. 70 00:02:49,853 --> 00:02:50,773 ARE YOU KIDDING ME, JOE? 71 00:02:50,896 --> 00:02:51,896 THIS IS A HUGE DEAL. 72 00:02:52,028 --> 00:02:53,458 YOU SAVED THAT WOMAN FROM GETTING HURT. 73 00:02:53,594 --> 00:02:54,724 REMEMBER THOSE SHOES YOU LOVED? 74 00:02:54,855 --> 00:02:56,595 TAKE 'EM AS A THANK YOU. 75 00:02:56,725 --> 00:02:58,245 REALLY? CAN I? 76 00:02:58,378 --> 00:02:59,428 JOE, THERE'S AN OLD EXPRESSION: 77 00:02:59,552 --> 00:03:01,552 "NEVER TURN DOWN FREE STUFF." 78 00:03:01,684 --> 00:03:02,724 THANKS, PHIL. 79 00:03:02,858 --> 00:03:05,118 JANIE, PLAY US OUT. 80 00:03:05,250 --> 00:03:08,030 [shoes play {\an8} Pop Goes the Weasel] 81 00:03:08,165 --> 00:03:10,165 ♪ 82 00:03:35,653 --> 00:03:36,963 HEY, DAVID. 83 00:03:37,089 --> 00:03:38,259 ONE LARGE VANILLA BLENDED, 84 00:03:38,393 --> 00:03:39,923 NO SUGAR ADDED, EXTRA THICK. 85 00:03:40,046 --> 00:03:42,046 "THE DAVID." 86 00:03:42,178 --> 00:03:43,138 THEY CALL IT "THE DAVID" NOW? 87 00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:46,655 NOT YET, BUT THEY WILL COME AROUND. 88 00:03:46,788 --> 00:03:47,658 THERE HE IS. THERE'S MY FAVORITE SON. 89 00:03:47,788 --> 00:03:48,578 HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY, JOE? 90 00:03:48,702 --> 00:03:50,262 AMAZING. 91 00:03:50,398 --> 00:03:52,838 EVERYONE AT SCHOOL STARTED CALLING ME "HERO HOBBS." 92 00:03:52,964 --> 00:03:54,274 [laughs] 93 00:03:54,399 --> 00:03:56,179 THE LUNCH LADY GAVE ME EXTRA TATER TOTS 94 00:03:56,313 --> 00:03:58,233 AND THE JOCK WHO TAKES EVERYONE'S TATER TOTS 95 00:03:58,358 --> 00:04:00,488 GAVE ME HIS TATER TOTS. 96 00:04:00,619 --> 00:04:01,969 AND THE THREE GIRLS THAT EAT THE TATER TOTS 97 00:04:02,098 --> 00:04:03,928 THAT THE JOCK TAKES FROM ME 98 00:04:04,055 --> 00:04:05,705 SAID, "YOU GONNA EAT THOSE?" 99 00:04:05,838 --> 00:04:07,588 YEAH. [laughs] 100 00:04:07,709 --> 00:04:08,969 COME ON. 101 00:04:09,101 --> 00:04:10,541 I AM SO LUCKY I DON'T LIKE TATER TOTS. 102 00:04:10,666 --> 00:04:11,796 [laughs] 103 00:04:11,927 --> 00:04:12,797 HEY, JOE. 104 00:04:12,928 --> 00:04:14,148 ONE LARGE BANANA BLENDED, 105 00:04:14,277 --> 00:04:15,927 EXTRA SUGAR, WITH A CHOCOLATE BOOST. 106 00:04:16,060 --> 00:04:17,850 I CALL IT "THE HERO." 107 00:04:17,974 --> 00:04:20,274 THANK YOU, FITZY. 108 00:04:20,409 --> 00:04:22,629 UM, DID HE SAY FITZY OR SUCK-UP? 109 00:04:22,758 --> 00:04:24,588 [chuckles] 110 00:04:24,715 --> 00:04:26,155 UH, DAD, FITZY. FITZY, THAT'S MY DAD. 111 00:04:26,281 --> 00:04:27,631 - HEY, MR. HOBBS. - HOW YOU DOING? 112 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:29,500 YOU MUST BE SO PROUD OF YOUR JOE. 113 00:04:29,630 --> 00:04:31,760 WELL, I'LL TELL YA, THE FIRST NINE YEARS WERE GREAT, FITZY. 114 00:04:31,892 --> 00:04:34,422 BUT THE, UH--THE LAST YEAR WAS--IF I'M BEING HONEST-- 115 00:04:34,545 --> 00:04:35,895 THE EPISODES WERE A LITTLE WEAK. 116 00:04:36,023 --> 00:04:38,463 HE SAID JOE, NOT SHOW. 117 00:04:38,590 --> 00:04:42,370 YES, JOE--GOD--HEY, MY SON, HE'S THE BEST. 118 00:04:42,504 --> 00:04:43,374 [phone rings] - OH. 119 00:04:43,505 --> 00:04:46,465 both: YES, MY HOBBS GOOGLE ALERT! 120 00:04:46,593 --> 00:04:48,213 JOE'S ABOUT TO BE ON THE NEWS! CHANNEL NINE! 121 00:04:48,333 --> 00:04:49,983 19 IF YOU WANT HD. 122 00:04:50,117 --> 00:04:52,907 WHAT? 123 00:04:53,030 --> 00:04:56,250 TODAY'S LOCAL HERO IS 6TH GRADER JOE HOBBS. 124 00:04:56,380 --> 00:04:58,900 HE THOUGHT HE WAS JUST SHOPPING FOR SNEAKERS. 125 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:02,032 BUT INSTEAD, HE WAS AT THE MALL FOR A GREATER PURPOSE: 126 00:05:02,164 --> 00:05:03,464 TO BECOME A HERO. 127 00:05:03,599 --> 00:05:05,999 HERE'S SOME CELL PHONE FOOTAGE AT THE SCENE. 128 00:05:06,123 --> 00:05:09,553 - WATCH OUT! - [shouts] 129 00:05:09,689 --> 00:05:11,959 SOMETIMES, YOUR AVERAGE, EVERYDAY KID 130 00:05:12,081 --> 00:05:14,391 DOES SOMETHING EXTRAORDINARY. 131 00:05:14,517 --> 00:05:15,647 I LOVE THE SOUND OF THAT. 132 00:05:15,778 --> 00:05:16,908 HERO HOBBS. 133 00:05:17,039 --> 00:05:18,479 THAT IS FANTASTIC. 134 00:05:18,605 --> 00:05:19,995 - YOU DA MAN! - THANKS, KEVIN. 135 00:05:20,128 --> 00:05:21,648 YEAH, JOE, YOU DA MAN. 136 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:24,440 OKAY, I JUST SAID THAT. LIKE-- 137 00:05:28,653 --> 00:05:31,443 PRINCESS BELLA, DR. MONKEY CHUNKS, 138 00:05:31,567 --> 00:05:33,567 WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT THE MALL TOGETHER? 139 00:05:33,698 --> 00:05:36,398 YOU KNOW YOUR DADS DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER. 140 00:05:42,224 --> 00:05:44,534 ALL RIGHT, SO, UH, WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE 141 00:05:44,659 --> 00:05:48,089 TO KEEP THIS OUR LITTLE SECRET? UH, GLITTER? STICKERS? 142 00:05:48,226 --> 00:05:51,576 WHAT AM I, FOUR? 143 00:05:51,705 --> 00:05:54,835 I WANT MAGIC WANDS AND PRINCESS DRESSES! 144 00:05:54,967 --> 00:05:57,967 SO LET'S MAKE THAT HAPPEN. 145 00:05:58,099 --> 00:06:00,109 YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? 146 00:06:00,230 --> 00:06:02,050 YOU'RE MY SISTER. WE'RE FAMILY. 147 00:06:02,187 --> 00:06:04,707 TICK-TOCK, EMILY. 148 00:06:04,841 --> 00:06:07,541 OH, AND I NEED A WATCH. 149 00:06:10,408 --> 00:06:13,408 SO LITTLE, YET SO SCARY. 150 00:06:14,974 --> 00:06:15,974 - HEY, HEY, PEOPLE. - HEY. 151 00:06:16,106 --> 00:06:17,326 WHA--JOE! 152 00:06:17,454 --> 00:06:19,114 JOE, I JUST SAW THE NEWS. 153 00:06:19,238 --> 00:06:21,848 YOU ARE LIKE MY WIFE'S FAVORITE MIDNIGHT SNACK. 154 00:06:21,977 --> 00:06:24,237 A FOUR FOOT HERO. WHOO! 155 00:06:24,370 --> 00:06:25,940 STAND UP, BOY. 156 00:06:26,066 --> 00:06:27,806 JOE, YOU MOVE ME, MAN. 157 00:06:27,936 --> 00:06:30,726 YOU MOVE ME. 158 00:06:30,851 --> 00:06:34,071 IT'S GONNA BE AN HONOR TO SIT NEXT TO YOU AT THE LAKER GAME! 159 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:35,760 - WAH. YES. - OH, UH, ABOUT THAT. 160 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:37,686 OH, YEAH, TELL ME YOU TALKED TO MY TICKET GUY. 161 00:06:37,809 --> 00:06:39,159 I DID, I GOT YOU THREE SEATS 162 00:06:39,288 --> 00:06:40,768 IN THE FOURTH ROW, RIGHT BEHIND THE BENCH. 163 00:06:40,897 --> 00:06:41,937 THE FOURTH ROW? 164 00:06:42,072 --> 00:06:44,562 WHAT AM I, AN ANIMAL? 165 00:06:44,682 --> 00:06:45,942 I CAN CALL A GUY. 166 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:46,633 DAVID, I GOT THIS. 167 00:06:46,770 --> 00:06:49,290 STEP BACK, FITZY. 168 00:06:49,423 --> 00:06:52,163 HEY, GUYS. all: HEY. 169 00:06:52,293 --> 00:06:54,993 EVERYONE AT WORK SAW MY LITTLE LIFE-SAVER ON THE NEWS. 170 00:06:55,121 --> 00:06:57,171 I AM SO PROUD OF YOU. 171 00:06:57,295 --> 00:06:58,725 OOH. - TH-THANKS, MOM. 172 00:06:58,861 --> 00:07:01,301 JOE YOU ARE AN INSPIRATION. 173 00:07:01,428 --> 00:07:03,518 I FEEL LIKE GOING OUT THERE HELPING PEOPLE. 174 00:07:03,645 --> 00:07:05,605 I'M NOT GONNA DO IT, BUT IT'S STILL A GOOD FEELING. 175 00:07:05,733 --> 00:07:07,733 [phone rings] 176 00:07:07,865 --> 00:07:10,345 HELLO? 177 00:07:10,474 --> 00:07:13,654 UH, YEAH, SURE. 178 00:07:13,780 --> 00:07:15,780 IT'S SAMANTHA, RACHEL, AND KARA. 179 00:07:15,911 --> 00:07:18,921 both: THE TATER TOT GIRLS! 180 00:07:19,043 --> 00:07:20,263 THEY WANNA TALK TO THE HERO. 181 00:07:20,391 --> 00:07:22,261 SHALL I PATCH YOU THROUGH, SIR? 182 00:07:22,392 --> 00:07:23,872 [clears throat] 183 00:07:24,001 --> 00:07:24,911 JOE HERE. 184 00:07:25,045 --> 00:07:28,875 HOW CAN I SAVE YOU? 185 00:07:29,003 --> 00:07:30,663 THEY'RE LAUGHING. 186 00:07:30,787 --> 00:07:31,527 AT YOU? 187 00:07:31,656 --> 00:07:32,966 WITH ME. 188 00:07:33,091 --> 00:07:35,781 THIS IS A FIRST. 189 00:07:35,918 --> 00:07:37,398 SATURDAY NIGHT? 190 00:07:37,528 --> 00:07:38,738 WORKS FOR ME. 191 00:07:38,877 --> 00:07:40,317 OH, I'M GETTING ANOTHER CALL. 192 00:07:40,443 --> 00:07:42,883 SAVE YA LATER. 193 00:07:43,008 --> 00:07:44,528 HELLO? 194 00:07:44,661 --> 00:07:46,661 YOU KNOW, I LOVE SEEING JOE THIS CONFIDENT. 195 00:07:46,793 --> 00:07:48,183 YEAH, HE NEVER GETS THIS KIND OF ATTENTION. 196 00:07:48,315 --> 00:07:49,795 - THIS IS HE. - HE DESERVES THIS. 197 00:07:49,924 --> 00:07:51,834 REALLY? THAT WOULD BE AMAZING! 198 00:07:51,969 --> 00:07:54,279 THANK YOU. I'LL BE THERE. 199 00:07:54,404 --> 00:07:57,324 KICKIN' KICKS WANTS TO PRESENT ME WITH A PLAQUE TOMORROW. 200 00:07:57,449 --> 00:07:59,799 THEY'RE PICKING US UP IN THE SNEAKER MOBILE. 201 00:07:59,928 --> 00:08:00,928 - THE HIGH-TOP? - NO! 202 00:08:01,059 --> 00:08:01,929 - YEAH. - OH! 203 00:08:02,059 --> 00:08:03,409 OH! OH, MY GOD! 204 00:08:03,538 --> 00:08:07,588 [all laugh] THAT'S SO GREAT. 205 00:08:07,714 --> 00:08:09,584 THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING TO KICKIN' KICKS 206 00:08:09,715 --> 00:08:11,415 TO HONOR JOE HOBBS. 207 00:08:11,542 --> 00:08:13,802 [cheers and applause] 208 00:08:13,933 --> 00:08:15,503 COME ON, JOE, WAVE. 209 00:08:15,630 --> 00:08:17,410 THIS IS YOUR MOMENT. 210 00:08:17,544 --> 00:08:21,194 THERE YOU GO. 211 00:08:21,327 --> 00:08:23,727 DON'T YOU LOVE THE MALL? 212 00:08:23,850 --> 00:08:27,500 SO MUCH STUFF. 213 00:08:27,635 --> 00:08:29,505 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 214 00:08:29,635 --> 00:08:33,465 I WANT A GIANT RAINBOW LOLLIPOP, BIGGER THAN MY HEAD. 215 00:08:34,811 --> 00:08:36,251 COME ON, JANIE. 216 00:08:36,377 --> 00:08:39,857 BIGGER THAN MY HEAD, EMILY! 217 00:08:39,987 --> 00:08:42,387 YOU KNOW, THIS WOULD ALL COME TO AN END 218 00:08:42,509 --> 00:08:44,989 IF YOU JUST TOLD YOUR FATHER THE TRUTH. 219 00:08:45,119 --> 00:08:46,549 I WILL. I'M JUST NERVOUS. 220 00:08:46,685 --> 00:08:47,865 WE'LL I'D TELL HIM 221 00:08:47,990 --> 00:08:49,990 BEFORE JANIE MAKES A PLAY FOR YOUR BEDROOM. 222 00:08:50,121 --> 00:08:53,821 - HAS THAT BEEN DISCUSSED? - OH, IT'S BEEN FLOATED. 223 00:08:55,645 --> 00:08:58,165 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, 224 00:08:58,299 --> 00:09:01,339 FOOT ENTHUSIASTS OF ALL AGES... [chuckles] 225 00:09:01,474 --> 00:09:03,344 KICKIN' KICKS WOULD LIKE TO PRESENT 226 00:09:03,474 --> 00:09:05,614 YOUNG MR. HOBBS WITH THIS. 227 00:09:05,736 --> 00:09:06,776 [shocked gasps] 228 00:09:06,910 --> 00:09:08,480 SHE SAVED THAT CHILD'S LIFE! 229 00:09:08,606 --> 00:09:11,566 [applause] 230 00:09:16,001 --> 00:09:17,391 [sighs] SO THAT WAS IT. 231 00:09:17,523 --> 00:09:19,483 THREE DAYS OF THE GOOD LIFE. 232 00:09:19,611 --> 00:09:21,831 NOW I'M BACK TO BEING REGULAR, AVERAGE JOE. 233 00:09:21,959 --> 00:09:24,219 WELL, WE LOVE REGULAR, AVERAGE JOE. 234 00:09:24,352 --> 00:09:25,832 REGULAR JOE IS GREAT. 235 00:09:25,961 --> 00:09:27,661 GUYS, LET'S FACE IT. 236 00:09:27,787 --> 00:09:30,927 REGULAR JOE IS NOT GETTING ANY MORE BONUS TATER TOTS, 237 00:09:31,049 --> 00:09:33,529 AND HE'S DEFINITELY NOT GETTING FREE SNEAKERS. 238 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:36,700 I MEAN, I NEVER REALIZED HOW BORING NORMAL LIFE WAS 239 00:09:36,835 --> 00:09:37,915 UNTIL I WAS FAMOUS. 240 00:09:38,052 --> 00:09:39,192 HEY, NO, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG 241 00:09:39,314 --> 00:09:41,314 OR--OR BORING ABOUT BEING NORMAL. 242 00:09:41,445 --> 00:09:43,445 IT'S JUST, FOR THE FIRST TIME, 243 00:09:43,577 --> 00:09:46,057 I FELT WHAT IT MUST FEEL LIKE TO BE YOU, DAD. 244 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:48,326 YOU KNOW, IMPORTANT. 245 00:09:48,448 --> 00:09:49,968 NO, YOU SAY GOOD-BYE FIRST. 246 00:09:50,101 --> 00:09:52,801 [giggling] NO, YOU. 247 00:09:52,928 --> 00:09:54,448 YOU'RE SO CUTE... 248 00:09:56,408 --> 00:09:59,628 TELEPHONE SURVEY PERSON. 249 00:09:59,757 --> 00:10:00,627 WHO WAS THAT? 250 00:10:00,757 --> 00:10:03,497 YOUR FRIEND, "ANITA NECKLACE"? 251 00:10:07,629 --> 00:10:10,409 JANIE, HONEY, WHY DON'T YOU GO UP TO EMILY'S ROOM 252 00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:13,423 AND, UH, GET A FEEL FOR THE SPACE, OKAY? 253 00:10:15,632 --> 00:10:17,242 JOE, I'M GONNA LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET. 254 00:10:17,372 --> 00:10:21,022 I DON'T NEED TO HAVE V.I.P. TREATMENT TO BE HAPPY. 255 00:10:21,156 --> 00:10:22,296 HONEY, YOU WHINED THE WHOLE RIDE HOME 256 00:10:22,418 --> 00:10:25,328 BECAUSE WE WEREN'T IN THE SNEAKER MOBILE. 257 00:10:25,462 --> 00:10:26,942 THE TONGUE IS THE SUNROOF. 258 00:10:27,071 --> 00:10:29,211 HOW COOL IS THAT? 259 00:10:29,334 --> 00:10:30,374 YEAH, JOE, I CAN BE NORMAL. 260 00:10:30,508 --> 00:10:31,378 I'M--I'M GONNA PROVE IT TO YOU. 261 00:10:31,508 --> 00:10:33,338 SHOOT AND SCORE. 262 00:10:33,465 --> 00:10:35,205 YOUR TICKET GUY CAME THROUGH, DAVID. 263 00:10:35,336 --> 00:10:37,076 LAKERS, HEAT. FLOOR SEATS. 264 00:10:37,206 --> 00:10:38,736 CAN I GET A WHAT, WHAT? 265 00:10:38,859 --> 00:10:39,859 OKAY, YOU KNOW, KEVIN, 266 00:10:39,989 --> 00:10:41,379 THANK YOU, BUT I DON'T WANT THEM. 267 00:10:41,512 --> 00:10:44,172 - WHAT, WHAT? - HERE WE GO, OKAY. 268 00:10:44,295 --> 00:10:45,335 HERE'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO. 269 00:10:45,470 --> 00:10:46,520 I'M GONNA TAKE JOE AND MARCUS 270 00:10:46,644 --> 00:10:48,294 TO THE LAKER GAME LIKE A NORMAL GUY WOULD, 271 00:10:48,428 --> 00:10:49,958 WE'RE GONNA SIT IN NORMAL SEATS, 272 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:51,640 AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE JUST AS MUCH FUN. 273 00:10:51,777 --> 00:10:53,567 DAD, HOW ARE YOU GONNA GET THROUGH A PUBLIC EVENT 274 00:10:53,691 --> 00:10:55,691 WITHOUT BEING HOUNDED FOR AUTOGRAPHS? 275 00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:59,521 [sighs] WE ALL KNOW THAT I CAN'T GO AS DAVID HOBBS. 276 00:10:59,649 --> 00:11:02,869 BUT YOU WANNA KNOW WHO I CAN GO AS? 277 00:11:02,998 --> 00:11:05,698 SCHNECK, RUSSELL SCHNECK. 278 00:11:06,956 --> 00:11:08,696 IS THIS GREAT, JOE? 279 00:11:08,826 --> 00:11:11,616 JUST A COUPLE OF REGULAR GUYS ENJOYING SOME REGULAR SEATS. 280 00:11:11,740 --> 00:11:12,910 YOU WERE RIGHT, DAD. 281 00:11:13,046 --> 00:11:14,256 NO ONE HOUNDED YOU. 282 00:11:14,394 --> 00:11:15,354 WELL, HOLD ON THERE, MISTER. 283 00:11:15,481 --> 00:11:17,661 YOU MEAN NOBODY HOUNDED RUSSELL SCHNECK, 284 00:11:17,787 --> 00:11:19,747 FLOOR COVERING SALESMAN. 285 00:11:19,874 --> 00:11:23,094 ALWAYS AND "FLOOREVER," TARZANA SHOWROOM. 286 00:11:23,223 --> 00:11:26,743 CAN I GET A WHAT, WHAT? [shrill laugh] 287 00:11:26,877 --> 00:11:29,567 [all cheer] 288 00:11:31,922 --> 00:11:34,232 [all cheer] 289 00:11:34,358 --> 00:11:36,448 - [laughs] - THIS IS GREAT, DAD. 290 00:11:36,576 --> 00:11:38,146 WE ARE SO HIGH UP, I FEEL LIKE I'M FALLING, 291 00:11:38,273 --> 00:11:39,923 EVEN THOUGH I'M SITTING DOWN. 292 00:11:40,056 --> 00:11:41,406 I KNOW, RIGHT? 293 00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:42,535 AND WE NEVER GOT TO DO THE WAVE 294 00:11:42,665 --> 00:11:44,195 WHEN WE WERE ON THE FLOOR. 295 00:11:44,318 --> 00:11:47,058 YEAH, AND--AND ONLY REGULAR GUYS GET TO DO THIS. 296 00:11:47,189 --> 00:11:50,189 HEY, HEAT, PUT THIS ON THE JUMBO SCREEN! 297 00:11:50,321 --> 00:11:52,021 [chuckles] 298 00:11:52,147 --> 00:11:53,627 [crowd cheering] WHOO-HOO! 299 00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:55,976 MARCUS, WHERE YOU BEEN, MAN? YOU MISSED THE TIP-OFF. 300 00:11:56,105 --> 00:11:57,845 I HAD TO GO TO BASE CAMP 301 00:11:57,976 --> 00:12:00,986 TO ACCLIMATE TO THE ALTITUDE BEFORE MY FINAL ASCENT. 302 00:12:01,107 --> 00:12:02,277 [breathes heavily] 303 00:12:02,412 --> 00:12:03,852 CAN I GET A HIT OF THAT, SIR? 304 00:12:03,978 --> 00:12:05,498 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 305 00:12:05,631 --> 00:12:08,461 [breathes deeply] 306 00:12:08,588 --> 00:12:09,548 THANK YOU. 307 00:12:09,676 --> 00:12:10,546 ALL RIGHT, DAVID. 308 00:12:10,676 --> 00:12:11,806 NOBODY RECOGNIZED YOU. 309 00:12:11,937 --> 00:12:12,937 YOU MADE YOUR POINT. 310 00:12:13,069 --> 00:12:14,069 WHEN CAN WE GO BACK 311 00:12:14,199 --> 00:12:15,589 TO TAKING ADVANTAGE OF YOUR CELEBRITY? 312 00:12:15,722 --> 00:12:17,642 OH, NO, NO, RUSSELL SCHNECK'S GONNA BE WITH US 313 00:12:17,766 --> 00:12:19,416 ALL NIGHT LONG, MARCUS. 314 00:12:19,550 --> 00:12:21,680 - YES. - SEE? JOE'S ON BOARD. 315 00:12:21,811 --> 00:12:22,861 NO, MY EARS JUST POPPED. 316 00:12:22,985 --> 00:12:24,595 [bird coos] 317 00:12:24,725 --> 00:12:27,815 AHH, IS THAT A PIGEON? [spits] 318 00:12:27,943 --> 00:12:28,813 A PIGEON? 319 00:12:28,944 --> 00:12:30,424 NATURE AND SPORTS? 320 00:12:30,554 --> 00:12:32,944 IF I FIND A ROCK, MY HEAD'S GONNA EXPLODE. 321 00:12:33,076 --> 00:12:35,896 [all cheer] - YES! 322 00:12:36,033 --> 00:12:37,433 I CAN'T EVEN SEE WHAT'S GOING ON FROM UP HERE. 323 00:12:37,556 --> 00:12:38,726 COULD BE WINNING, COULD BE LOSING. 324 00:12:38,861 --> 00:12:41,131 DON'T KNOW. ALL PART OF THE EXPERIENCE. 325 00:12:41,253 --> 00:12:42,473 MAYBE MR. SCHNECK SHOULD HAVE STUCK 326 00:12:42,601 --> 00:12:44,211 ONE OF THESE IN HIS FANNY PACK. 327 00:12:44,341 --> 00:12:45,641 WELL, IN FACT, I DID. 328 00:12:45,776 --> 00:12:47,916 A SCHNECK IS ALWAYS PREPARED. 329 00:12:48,038 --> 00:12:50,868 [shrill laugh] 330 00:12:50,996 --> 00:12:52,166 OH, THIS IS INCREDIBLE. 331 00:12:52,301 --> 00:12:53,171 IT'S LIKE I'M ON THE COURT. 332 00:12:53,302 --> 00:12:54,222 I SEE NICHOLSON. 333 00:12:54,345 --> 00:12:55,995 I SEE SHAQUILLE O'NEAL. 334 00:12:56,128 --> 00:12:57,998 I SEE EMILY, XANDER MCGINLEY. 335 00:12:58,129 --> 00:13:01,139 WHAT? 336 00:13:01,261 --> 00:13:03,301 I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. 337 00:13:03,435 --> 00:13:05,485 WHAT IS MY DAUGHTER DOING WITH A MCGINLEY? 338 00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:07,090 [Schneck impression] OH, THEY COULD BE KISSING, 339 00:13:07,219 --> 00:13:08,309 COULD BE HUGGING. WE DON'T KNOW. 340 00:13:08,437 --> 00:13:10,137 THAT'S PART OF THE EXPERIENCE. 341 00:13:10,264 --> 00:13:12,214 THAT'S--COME ON. 342 00:13:18,354 --> 00:13:19,744 YOU REALIZE THE ONLY WAY 343 00:13:19,876 --> 00:13:21,796 YOU'RE GONNA GET TO THAT FLOOR IS AS DAVID HOBBS. 344 00:13:21,921 --> 00:13:23,361 WELL, NO, NO. NOT TONIGHT, MARCUS. 345 00:13:23,487 --> 00:13:25,227 NOT TONIGHT-- I PROMISED JOE 346 00:13:25,357 --> 00:13:26,137 THAT I WOULD SPEND THE REST OF THE NIGHT 347 00:13:26,270 --> 00:13:28,190 AS A REGULAR GUY, OKAY? 348 00:13:28,315 --> 00:13:29,445 SO WHEN I WRING XANDER'S NECK, 349 00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:32,276 IT'S GONNA BE AS RUSSELL SCHNECK. 350 00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:35,407 OOF. 351 00:13:35,535 --> 00:13:36,405 TICKETS, PLEASE. 352 00:13:36,535 --> 00:13:37,405 UH, YES, MA'AM, I REALIZE 353 00:13:37,535 --> 00:13:38,545 THAT THIS IS NOT MY SECTION, 354 00:13:38,667 --> 00:13:39,877 BUT I NEED TO SPEAK WITH MY DAUGHTER. 355 00:13:40,015 --> 00:13:41,185 SHE'S SITTING RIGHT THERE. 356 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,450 IN THAT CASE...TICKETS. 357 00:13:43,582 --> 00:13:45,722 UM, YES, YOU SEE, HERE'S THE SITUATION. 358 00:13:45,843 --> 00:13:47,323 SHE'S SITTING ON THE FLOOR WITH A YOUNG BOY 359 00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:50,232 THAT I HIGHLY DISAPPROVE OF, AND SHE KNOWS THAT. 360 00:13:50,367 --> 00:13:52,197 AH, WELL, IN THAT CASE... 361 00:13:52,324 --> 00:13:54,284 TICKETS! 362 00:13:54,412 --> 00:13:55,632 YOU WANNA TRY IT AGAIN? 363 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:57,680 'CAUSE I CAN PLAY THIS ALL NIGHT LONG, MAN. 364 00:13:57,804 --> 00:13:59,364 UH, JUST TELL HER WHO YOU ARE. 365 00:13:59,501 --> 00:14:01,111 UH, YEAH, YES, MA'AM. I'M--I'M-- 366 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:02,380 I'M--I'M RUSSELL SCHNECK, 367 00:14:02,502 --> 00:14:04,192 FLOOR COVERING SALESMAN. 368 00:14:04,329 --> 00:14:06,069 YES, MADAME, MAY--MAY I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 369 00:14:06,199 --> 00:14:07,719 IS THAT FLOOR A STAMPED CONCRETE, 370 00:14:07,852 --> 00:14:09,852 OR IS THAT IMPORTED TRAVERTINE? 371 00:14:09,982 --> 00:14:11,202 OOH! OOH... 372 00:14:11,332 --> 00:14:13,292 DID YOU JUST TRY TO HANDLE ME? 373 00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:14,509 UH, WELL, NO, MA'AM. 374 00:14:14,637 --> 00:14:16,377 UH, NOT ON PURPOSE. NO, I DIDN'T-- 375 00:14:16,507 --> 00:14:19,857 - YOU KNOW WHAT? COME HERE. - OH, OH. OKAY. 376 00:14:21,422 --> 00:14:22,552 THIS IS ALL JUST A GIANT MISTAKE. 377 00:14:22,684 --> 00:14:25,164 IF YOU COME DOWN TO OUR SHOWROOM IN TARZANA 378 00:14:25,293 --> 00:14:29,823 I'LL GIVE YOU 40% OFF ANY TILE THAT WE HAVE IN STOCK. 379 00:14:29,947 --> 00:14:34,207 I'M PERFECTLY HAPPY WITH MY FLOORING SITUATION, SIR. 380 00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:36,430 AND, BY THE WAY, THANK YOU FOR ASSAULTING ME 381 00:14:36,558 --> 00:14:38,438 BECAUSE NOW I CAN WATCH THE ENTIRE GAME 382 00:14:38,559 --> 00:14:40,119 WHILE I FILL OUT MY REPORT. 383 00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:43,955 SO TAKE A SEAT 'CAUSE YOU GONNA BE HERE FOR A WHILE. 384 00:14:47,867 --> 00:14:49,387 [shoes play {\an8}Pop Goes the Weasel] - MOMMY, LOOK. 385 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:51,610 I'M A CHEERLEADER. 386 00:14:51,738 --> 00:14:55,658 [laughs] JANIE, THAT'S SO CUTE. 387 00:14:55,783 --> 00:14:57,783 AMY, WHEN WILL THIS SUGAR NIGHTMARE END? 388 00:14:57,914 --> 00:15:00,134 WAIT FOR IT. 389 00:15:00,262 --> 00:15:04,752 TWO, FOUR, SIX...EIGHT... 390 00:15:04,874 --> 00:15:08,394 I'M TIRED. 391 00:15:08,527 --> 00:15:11,187 AND THAT'S JENGA. 392 00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:13,961 [whistle blows] - UH-OH. 393 00:15:15,965 --> 00:15:17,755 EMILY AND XANDER MCGINLEY ARE TOGETHER? 394 00:15:17,879 --> 00:15:19,359 DAVID WOULD BE HORRIFIED. 395 00:15:19,488 --> 00:15:21,838 KEVIN, LET ME HANDLE THIS. 396 00:15:21,967 --> 00:15:24,097 HI, HONEY. 397 00:15:24,229 --> 00:15:26,499 LOOK, I NEED YOU TO BE AS CALM AS POSSIBLE. 398 00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:28,661 DAD'S HERE? 399 00:15:28,796 --> 00:15:29,976 WHERE? 400 00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:31,100 WHERE? DID HE SEE ME? 401 00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:32,231 HEY, EM, LOOK. 402 00:15:32,363 --> 00:15:34,063 WE'RE ON THE KISS CAM. 403 00:15:34,189 --> 00:15:35,579 NO KISSING! 404 00:15:35,712 --> 00:15:37,282 [blows whistle] 405 00:15:37,408 --> 00:15:41,148 [blows whistle repeatedly] 406 00:15:44,715 --> 00:15:47,725 YOU WAS IN THAT MEN'S ROOM AN AWFULLY LONG TIME. 407 00:15:47,846 --> 00:15:50,196 IT WAS A $33 BUCKET OF SODA. 408 00:15:50,326 --> 00:15:53,326 IT HAD TO GO SOMEWHERE. 409 00:15:55,241 --> 00:15:56,421 MARCUS, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 410 00:15:56,546 --> 00:15:58,806 YOUNG JOE, KICK BACK AND RELAX 411 00:15:58,937 --> 00:16:02,427 AND LET YOUR UNCLE MARCUS SWEET TALK YOUR DAD'S WAY TO FREEDOM. 412 00:16:07,593 --> 00:16:09,073 HEY, BEAUTIFUL. 413 00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:12,292 I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE OWNING THAT UNIFORM, 414 00:16:12,421 --> 00:16:14,031 OWNING IT. 415 00:16:14,161 --> 00:16:16,641 SIT DOWN, STRING BEAN, BEFORE I SNAP YOU IN HALF 416 00:16:16,770 --> 00:16:18,330 AND SERVE YOU WITH SOME MEATLOAF. 417 00:16:18,467 --> 00:16:20,597 [chuckles] 418 00:16:20,729 --> 00:16:24,379 YOU KNOW, A LESSER MAN WOULD BE INTIMIDATED. 419 00:16:24,512 --> 00:16:28,212 THE FACT THAT I'M WALKING AWAY IS JUST A COINCIDENCE, THOUGH. 420 00:16:30,254 --> 00:16:31,124 WHAT DID SHE SAY? 421 00:16:31,254 --> 00:16:33,864 SHE MARINATING ON IT. 422 00:16:33,995 --> 00:16:35,915 PSST. 423 00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:38,608 JOE, I NEED YOU TO GO UP TO THE MEN'S ROOM 424 00:16:38,736 --> 00:16:40,906 AND GET MY EYEGLASS REPAIR KIT. 425 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:42,350 WHY DO YOU HAVE AN EYEGLASS REPAIR KIT? 426 00:16:42,476 --> 00:16:43,436 I-I-I DON'T. 427 00:16:43,564 --> 00:16:44,824 RUSSELL SCHNECK DOES. 428 00:16:44,955 --> 00:16:46,565 YOU SEE, WHEN I GET IN CHARACTER, I GO ALL THE WAY. 429 00:16:46,695 --> 00:16:47,875 OKAY, LISTEN TO ME. 430 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,820 NEED YOU TO PUT YOUR HAND IN THE TOILET TANK, 431 00:16:49,957 --> 00:16:52,657 GET THE EYEGLASS REPAIR KIT, COME BACK HERE, 432 00:16:52,784 --> 00:16:54,134 AND JIMMY THE LOCK WITH THE SMALL SCREWDRIVER, 433 00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:55,613 AND WE'LL ALL ESCAPE. 434 00:16:55,742 --> 00:16:58,012 YOU HAD ME AT "REACH INTO THE TOILET." 435 00:16:58,134 --> 00:17:00,614 I'M GONNA GO WITH HIM, MAKE SURE HE WASHES HIS HANDS. 436 00:17:00,744 --> 00:17:02,394 UH, WE GONNA GO TO THE BATHROOM, DARLING. 437 00:17:02,527 --> 00:17:04,527 WE B-- 438 00:17:07,616 --> 00:17:10,186 EMILY, THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 439 00:17:10,312 --> 00:17:11,712 THIS IS ONLY HAPPENING 440 00:17:11,835 --> 00:17:13,315 BECAUSE YOU WOT TELL YOUR DAD ABOUT US. 441 00:17:13,444 --> 00:17:14,874 I KNOW, I KNOW. 442 00:17:15,010 --> 00:17:16,410 COME ON. 443 00:17:16,532 --> 00:17:20,232 WE'VE BEEN SEEING EACH OTHER FOR A MONTH. 444 00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:22,880 BESIDES, MY DAD KNOWS. 445 00:17:23,013 --> 00:17:26,363 YOU'VE BEEN OVER FOR DINNER, LIKE, FIVE TIMES. 446 00:17:26,493 --> 00:17:28,363 I KNOW, AND EVERY TIME, I FEEL SO GUILTY 447 00:17:28,494 --> 00:17:31,184 I GO HOME AND SPILL MY GUTS TO MY MOM. 448 00:17:33,713 --> 00:17:34,623 SHE'S RIGHT. 449 00:17:34,757 --> 00:17:35,977 I HAVE TO TELL HIM. 450 00:17:36,105 --> 00:17:37,285 AT LEAST BEFORE JANIE TELLS HIM. 451 00:17:37,411 --> 00:17:39,371 [bangs head on wall, grunts] 452 00:17:42,064 --> 00:17:45,504 I CAN'T STAND LYING TO HIM, XANDER. 453 00:17:45,630 --> 00:17:47,420 THEN LET'S TELL HIM THE TRUTH. 454 00:17:47,544 --> 00:17:49,674 WE CAN DO IT TOGETHER. 455 00:17:49,806 --> 00:17:52,936 AS LONG AS YOU STAND A LITTLE BIT IN FRONT OF ME. 456 00:17:53,068 --> 00:17:55,248 I'M JUST AFRAID HE'LL FREAK OUT AND SAY NO. 457 00:17:55,373 --> 00:17:56,983 AND THEN WHAT? 458 00:17:57,113 --> 00:18:00,463 I DON'T KNOW. 459 00:18:00,593 --> 00:18:02,073 DO WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY. 460 00:18:02,202 --> 00:18:03,512 YOU HAVE MY BLESSING. 461 00:18:03,637 --> 00:18:04,947 I'M SORRY, YOU'RE CHIMING IN 462 00:18:05,072 --> 00:18:06,892 ON MY CONVERSATION BECAUSE... 463 00:18:07,030 --> 00:18:08,980 BECAUSE I'M YOUR FATHER. 464 00:18:09,118 --> 00:18:12,388 YOU'RE MY FATHER? 465 00:18:12,511 --> 00:18:15,251 XANDER MCGINLEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 466 00:18:17,382 --> 00:18:18,432 DAD, I GOT THE TOOL KIT. 467 00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:19,726 - OH-- - JOE? 468 00:18:19,861 --> 00:18:22,081 EMILY? 469 00:18:22,210 --> 00:18:23,690 HELLO, SIR. 470 00:18:23,819 --> 00:18:27,829 EMILY AND I HAVE SOMETHING WE'D LIKE TO TELL YOU. 471 00:18:27,951 --> 00:18:31,821 I REALLY WANTED TO TELL YOU, BUT I WAS AFRAID. 472 00:18:31,953 --> 00:18:36,133 OH, EMILY, YOU DON'T EVER HAVE TO BE AFRAID. 473 00:18:36,258 --> 00:18:39,438 YOU CAN TELL ME ANYTHING AT ANY TIME. 474 00:18:39,564 --> 00:18:40,654 [lock clicks] - I GOT IT. 475 00:18:40,782 --> 00:18:43,482 EXCEPT FOR RIGHT NOW. 476 00:18:43,610 --> 00:18:44,910 ALL RIGHT, NOW WE NEED A DISTRACTION. 477 00:18:45,045 --> 00:18:46,395 OH, OH. 478 00:18:46,524 --> 00:18:49,094 [bird noises] 479 00:18:49,220 --> 00:18:50,480 WHAT'S THAT? 480 00:18:50,612 --> 00:18:51,222 I'M TRYING TO CALL THAT PIGEON. 481 00:18:51,351 --> 00:18:52,531 MAYBE HE HAS SOME FRIENDS 482 00:18:52,656 --> 00:18:54,136 THAT'LL SWOOP DOWN TO CREATE A DIVERSION. 483 00:18:59,137 --> 00:19:01,927 IS THAT COMING FROM THE MEN'S ROOM? 484 00:19:03,921 --> 00:19:05,791 OH--ARE YOU SERIOUS? 485 00:19:05,922 --> 00:19:07,272 THIS--THIS-- 486 00:19:07,401 --> 00:19:09,141 THAT'S A STROKE OF LUCK. 487 00:19:09,271 --> 00:19:10,931 NOT REALLY. 488 00:19:11,055 --> 00:19:12,225 DID YOU BREAK THE TOILET? 489 00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:13,369 I DIDN'T BREAK THE TOILET. 490 00:19:13,490 --> 00:19:15,270 RUSSELL SCHNECK JUNIOR DID. 491 00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:17,324 EW, EW. 492 00:19:17,449 --> 00:19:19,359 - COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. - ALL RIGHT. 493 00:19:19,493 --> 00:19:21,763 THIS IS THE MOST ROMANTIC MOMENT OF MY LIFE. 494 00:19:21,885 --> 00:19:23,575 DON'T WORRY, I GOT LONG LEGS. 495 00:19:23,712 --> 00:19:25,982 AHH! APPARENTLY NOT LONG ENOUGH. 496 00:19:26,103 --> 00:19:27,973 [whimpering] - HOP ON MY BACK. 497 00:19:28,104 --> 00:19:29,324 I DON'T WANNA GET YOUR HERO SHOES ALL DIRTY. 498 00:19:29,453 --> 00:19:31,193 HEY, SOMETIMES A REGULAR GUY 499 00:19:31,323 --> 00:19:33,543 HAS TO WALK THROUGH POOP WATER IN HIS HERO SHOES. 500 00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:35,062 OKAY. OOH. 501 00:19:35,194 --> 00:19:36,894 OOH, YEAH. 502 00:19:41,849 --> 00:19:44,419 THANKS AGAIN FOR THE GAME, MR. SCHNECK. 503 00:19:44,546 --> 00:19:47,546 YOU'RE WELCOME, RUSSELL SCHNECK JUNIOR. 504 00:19:47,677 --> 00:19:49,987 [shrill laugh] 505 00:19:50,113 --> 00:19:52,983 DAD, THIS WAS SERIOUSLY THE GREATEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE. 506 00:19:53,114 --> 00:19:54,204 AND YOU WERE RIGHT. 507 00:19:54,332 --> 00:19:56,162 AVERAGE JOES CAN HAVE FUN. 508 00:19:56,289 --> 00:19:58,559 YOU ARE ANYTHING BUT AVERAGE. 509 00:19:58,681 --> 00:20:02,291 IN FACT, JOE, YOU'RE EXTRAORDINARY. 510 00:20:06,989 --> 00:20:09,209 ALL RIGHT, GO UPSTAIRS. 511 00:20:11,947 --> 00:20:13,427 CAKE. 512 00:20:15,471 --> 00:20:18,031 [shoes play {\an8} Pop Goes the Weasel] 513 00:20:18,167 --> 00:20:26,177 ♪ 514 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,960 WHAT? 515 00:20:38,010 --> 00:20:42,560 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35354

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