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OKAY, SO WE'VE
COLLECTED THE DATA.
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NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO
IS WRITE OUR FINDINGS
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IN OUR REPORT.
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I LOVE IT WHEN YOU SAY
"OUR REPORT".
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IT'S LIKE DESTINY.
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I MEAN, WHAT ARE THE ODDS
THAT YOU AND I
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WOULD BE TEAMED UP
AS LAB PARTNERS?
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WELL, THERE ARE 19 KIDS
IN OUR CLASS, SO...
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1 IN 19?
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[laughs goofily]
JOSEPH, I JUST LOVE YOUR WIT.
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[hard thud]
- OOF!
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THANKS.
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ANYWAYS, WHEN WE ISOLATED
THE TESTING CONTROL GROUPS--
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THEY TOTALLY MISSED
EACH OTHER, AND THAT'S SAD.
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DON'T. MAKE. ME. SAD.
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NO, NO.
DON'T BE SAD.
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IT REALLY HURTS
WHEN YOU'RE SAD.
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SHE IS BEATING THE SNOT
OUT OF HIM.
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I MEAN--
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AMANDA, HONEY, WOULD YOU
LIKE TO STAY FOR DINNER?
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THANKS SO MUCH,
MRS. HOBBS,
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BUT MY DAD'S GOING
TO BE HERE ANY SECOND.
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MAY I USE YOUR RESTROOM?
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ABSOLUTELY, SWEETIE.
RIGHT THROUGH THERE.
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JOSEPH, I ALMOST FORGOT.
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MY DAD HAS FOUR TICKETS
TO THE LAKERS GAME TOMORROW.
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WOULD YOU AND YOUR DAD
LIKE TO JOIN US?
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THINK ABOUT IT
WHILE I PEE.
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[laughs]
SHE'S A KEEPER.
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WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
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OUR PROJECT'S NOT DONE,
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BUT I DON'T WANT TO HANG OUT
WITH HER ANYMORE.
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JOE, YOU HAVE NO IDEA
HOW HARD IT IS
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TO BE THE NEW KID
IN SCHOOL.
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- OH, BOY.
- HERE WE GO.
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GROAN ALL YOU WANT,
BUT AS A MARINE BRAT,
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I WAS CONSTANTLY MOVING,
AND IT WAS VERY DIFFICULT
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TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS.
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MAYBE IF YOU
WERE NICER TO HER,
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IT MIGHT GIVE HER THE CONFIDENCE
TO MAKE MORE FRIENDS.
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AMY, I LOVE YOUR PURPLE HEART.
I REALLY DO.
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BUT YOU GIVE THIS ADVICE
ALL THE TIME,
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AND IT ALWAYS BACKFIRES.
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DO YOU REMEMBER EMILY
IN SIXTH GRADE?
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YOU TOLD HER TO BEFRIEND
THAT LITTLE SMELLY BOY.
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B.O. BRENDAN?
REMEMBER THAT?
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- MM-HMM.
- WHAT HAPPENED?
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- THAT WAS ENTIRELY--OKAY.
- WHAT HAPPENED?
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- WE HAD TO BURN THE COUCH.
- THANK YOU, OKAY.
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NOW, JOE, IF FAME
HAS TAUGHT ME ANYTHING, IT'S--
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- OH, NO.
- OH, HERE WE GO.
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NO, YOU GROAN ALL YOU WANT, SERIOUSLY,
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BUT IT'S TAUGHT ME THAT YOU--
HOW TO DEAL WITH FANS,
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AND THAT'S
WHAT THIS GIRL IS.
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SHE'S LIKE A CRAZY FAN.
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SO HERE'S WHAT YOU DO.
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IN A VERY NICE WAY,
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NEXT TIME SHE INVITES YOU
TO DO ANYTHING,
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YOU SAY, "NO, THANK YOU.
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OUR FAMILY HAS
A PRIOR ENGAGEMENT," OKAY?
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[doorbell rings]
COOL.
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YOUR CALL, JOE.
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SORRY, MOM, I'M GONNA
HAVE TO NIP THIS IN THE BUTT.
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- BUD.
- YEAH, DAD?
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I SAID, "BUD."
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I SAID, "YEAH, DAD?"
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IS IT WORTH IT?
NO. COME ON.
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ALL RIGHT.
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[exhales]
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- HI, I'M--
- SCOOTER SULLIVAN?
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THAT'S ME.
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OH, YOU'VE GOT TO BE
FREAKING KIDDING ME!
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YOU'RE SCOOTER SULLIVAN?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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I'M NOT FREAKING
KIDDING YOU.
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YOU'RE MY FAVORITE GOLFER
OF ALL TIME!
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I MEAN, UH, YOU--
THREE MASTERS,
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A-A BRITISH OPEN, AND U.S. OPEN
TWO YEARS RUNNING.
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AND YOU'RE STANDING
IN MY LIVING ROOM?
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OH, MAN,
I-I PLAY WITH YOUR CLUBS!
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I PLAY WITH YOUR BALLS!
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YEAH, I GET THAT A LOT.
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SO, ANYWAY,
AMANDA READY, CHIEF?
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HE CALLED ME "CHIEF."
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- HI, DADDY.
- HI, SWEETIE.
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DID YOU ASK JOE
ABOUT THE LAKERS GAME?
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UH, YEAH, SHE DID,
AND ABOUT THAT--
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OUR FAMILY HAS
A PRIOR ENGAGEMENT.
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- NO, WE DON'T.
- WE DON'T?
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THEY DIED.
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I MEAN, THEY--
THEY CANCELLED.
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WHAT I MEANT TO SAY
WAS THAT THEY--
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THEY MOVED,
AND IN AN UNRELATED TRAGEDY,
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THEY DIED,
AND IT WAS ALL VERY SAD.
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BUT, HEY, LIFE GOES ON.
WE'RE IN.
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COOL!
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- OOF!
- OOH. OKAY.
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[groans]
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ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?
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[upbeat music]
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♪
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[fly buzzing]
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UH-HUH, YEAH.
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SAY GOOD-BYE, MR. FLY.
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MMPH.
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MOMMY, LET'S FACE IT.
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THAT FLY'S
SMARTER THAN US.
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OKAY, WE DON'T
WANT TO SCARE YOU GUYS,
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BUT IN TONIGHT'S
NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH,
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WE SPOTTED A MASKED BAND
OF TINY, HAIRY PERPS
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RIFLING THROUGH
THE NEIGHBORS' GARBAGE CANS,
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WHICH CAN ONLY MEAN
ONE THING:
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HOOLIGANS!
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OR RACCOONS.
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BUT THEY CHASED US.
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THEY CHASED KEVIN.
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AND HISSED AT US!
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HISSED AT KEVIN.
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BECAUSE THEY WERE RACCOONS.
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EITHER WAY, AS DAVID'S
TRUSTED ASSISTANT,
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I'D LIKE TO OFFER MY SERVICES
AS A BLACK BELT IN KARATE
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AND INSTRUCT YOU
IN SELF-DEFENSE.
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OH, THANK YOU, KEVIN.
[fly buzzing]
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THAT'S VERY SWEET,
BUT I DON'T THINK WE NEED--
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[buzzing stops]
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WHEN DO WE START?
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SCOOTER, THANKS AGAIN
FOR THE GAME.
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NO PROBLEM.
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WE SURE WERE
ON THAT JUMBOTRON A BUNCH.
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YEAH, I GUESS
THEY JUST WANTED A SHOT
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OF AMERICA'S
NUMBER ONE GOLFER
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WITH AMERICA'S
NUMBER ONE DAD.
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YOU KNOW, YOU'VE
SAID THAT A FEW TIMES.
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WHO EXACTLY GAVE YOU
THAT TITLE?
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UM...AMERICA?
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I GET SO PUMPED
WHEN THE LAKERS SCORE.
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YEAH, I GOT THAT.
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AND BY THE WAY,
NEXT TIME,
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GIVE ME A HEADS-UP
WHEN YOU WANT TO CHEST-BUMP.
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OTHERWISE, YOU'RE JUST
KNOCKING ME AND MY NACHOS OVER.
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[laughs goofily]
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JOSEPH,
THERE'S THAT WIT AGAIN.
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[hard thud]
- OOF!
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SWEET DREAMS, JOSEPH.
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NIGHT, MR. HOBBS.
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GOOD NIGHT.
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WE'LL TALK TO YOU SOON.
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OH, YEAH,
TONIGHT WAS GREAT.
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YEAH, IT WOULD'VE BEEN
MORE FUN IF THE LAKERS HAD WON.
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[laughs heartily]
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OH, SCOOTER,
I LOVE YOUR WIT.
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HEY, LISTEN,
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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YOU WANT TO COME BY HERE
TOMORROW NIGHT?
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UH, WE CAN WATCH THE GAME
ON THE BIG SCREEN.
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I COULD--
I COULD MAKE SOME RIBS.
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WE COULD KICK BACK--
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OH, YOU KNOW, I--
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I DO LOVE RIBS,
BUT UNFORTUNATELY,
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I HAVE
A PRIOR ENGAGEMENT.
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OH.
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OH, WELL, YOU KNOW,
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PRIOR ENGAGEMENTS HAPPEN.
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PEOPLE MOVE.
PEOPLE DIE.
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WELL, UH, ANOTHER NIGHT.
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YOU GOT IT, COWBOY.
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COWBOY.
PERFECT.
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[chuckles]
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THERE'S A NEW BEST FRIEND
IN TOWN,
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AND HIS NAME IS SCOOTER.
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[laughing]
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PEW PEW PEW!
[blows]
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OH, HEY, GUYS.
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LISTEN, I GOTTA RUN
TO THE PHONE STORE.
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I THINK MY PHONE
IS BROKEN.
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I TEXTED SCOOTER
A FEW TIMES.
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I NEVER HEARD BACK
FROM HIM.
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DAD, HOW MANY TIMES
DID YOU TEXT?
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SEVEN...
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- OOH.
- WOW.
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DAVID!
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TEEN.
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- OOH!
- WOW!
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MAY I?
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OH, DAD.
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DAD, DAD, DAD, DAD, DAD.
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"I HEART GOLF BALL,
GOLF BALL,
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DOUBLE SMILEY FACE"?
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- WOW.
- WOW.
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[phone rings]
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OMG!
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OH, IT'S HIM!
IT'S SCOOTER!
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DAD, WHATEVER YOU DO,
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PLEASE KEEP ME
OUT OF THIS.
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YEAH, HONEY,
YOU SHOULD KEEP YOUR SON
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AND YOUR BOYFRIEND
SEPARATE, OKAY?
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[ringing continues]
- SHH, SHH!
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[exhales]
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HEY, COWBOY, WHAT'S UP?
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[angry muttering]
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I'M COWBOY.
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WHAT? OH, YOU--
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YEAH, I THINK IT'D BE GREAT
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TO GET THE KIDS
TOGETHER AGAIN.
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OH, NO--
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YEAH, ABSOLUTE--
YEAH, 3:00.
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THAT--THAT'S PERFECT.
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ALL RIGHT, GOOD-BYE.
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OH!
WE GOT A PLAY DATE!
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- DAD!
- WHAT?
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OH, JOE, I'M SORRY.
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UM, IT'S GONNA BE OKAY.
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YOU'RE GONNA DO YOUR PROJECT
WITH AMANDA,
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AND YOU'LL BE DONE WITH HER
ONCE AND FOR ALL, OKAY?
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MEANWHILE, I CAN PRACTICE
MY SHORT GAME WITH SCOOTER,
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AND WE CAN TALK
ABOUT PEBBLE BEACH,
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AND MAYBE WE'LL--
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RIDE INTO THE SUNSET
ON HORSEBACK?
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AND PICNIC
UNDER A RAINBOW.
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OH, YEAH.
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VERY FUNNY.
- MM-HMM.
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YOU THINK HE'D GO
HORSEBACK RIDING WITH ME?
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DAD.
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DON'T GET AHEAD
OF YOURSELF, DAVID.
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REMEMBER, YOUR {\an8}KIAI
IS JUST AS IMPORTANT
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AS YOUR PUNCH
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TO AVOID BECOMING
A VICTIM.
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LET ME DEMONSTRATE.
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HOO-AH!
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HA!
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HOO-HA!
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{\an8}KIAI!
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all: {\an8}
KIAI! KIAI!
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NICE FORM, ALL OF YOU.
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BUT IT'S ONE THING
TO THROW A PUNCH.
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IT'S VERY DIFFERENT
IF YOU'RE CAUGHT OFF-GUARD.
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[grunts]
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{\an8}KIAI! KIAI!
237
00:08:36,947 --> 00:08:39,957
HOO-AH! HA-OH!
238
00:08:42,557 --> 00:08:45,777
UH, YOU HAVE LEARNED WELL,
AMY-SAN.
239
00:08:45,906 --> 00:08:47,256
NOW, IF YOU
WILL PLEASE REMOVE
240
00:08:47,385 --> 00:08:50,565
YOUR SURPRISINGLY BONY FOOT
FROM MY SPLEEN.
241
00:08:50,689 --> 00:08:52,949
[groaning]
242
00:08:57,082 --> 00:08:58,172
HI.
243
00:08:58,300 --> 00:08:59,560
WE'RE THE HOBBS.
244
00:08:59,691 --> 00:09:01,261
OH, WELL,
YOU MUST BE JOSEPH.
245
00:09:01,388 --> 00:09:03,788
I'M AMANDA'S GRANDMOTHER.
246
00:09:03,910 --> 00:09:06,690
YOU'RE SCOOTER'S MOM?
247
00:09:06,824 --> 00:09:08,654
WELL DONE, YOU.
248
00:09:08,780 --> 00:09:10,520
PLEASE COME IN.
249
00:09:10,651 --> 00:09:14,571
AMANDA IS VERY EXCITED
TO SEE YOU.
250
00:09:14,695 --> 00:09:16,915
COME ON!
I WANNA SHOW YOU MY ROOM.
251
00:09:17,043 --> 00:09:20,003
HERE WE GO.
252
00:09:20,131 --> 00:09:22,351
UH, DINNER IS AT 6:00,
IF JOSEPH WANTS TO STAY,
253
00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:24,530
AND YOU CAN PICK HIM UP
ANYTIME AFTERWARDS.
254
00:09:24,654 --> 00:09:27,134
I, UM, NO, I'M SORRY.
I THINK THERE'S BEEN A MISTAKE.
255
00:09:27,263 --> 00:09:28,483
I'M DAVID.
256
00:09:28,611 --> 00:09:31,311
I'M SUPPOSED TO PLAY
WITH SCOOTER.
257
00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:34,308
UH, WELL,
I DON'T EXPECT SCOOTER HOME
258
00:09:34,438 --> 00:09:36,088
TILL ABOUT 7:00.
259
00:09:36,222 --> 00:09:38,312
OH.
260
00:09:38,439 --> 00:09:40,789
I'LL WAIT.
261
00:09:40,918 --> 00:09:43,928
OF COURSE YOU WILL.
262
00:09:46,746 --> 00:09:48,436
[gasping]
263
00:09:56,443 --> 00:09:59,923
JACK NICKLAUS...
ARNOLD PALMER...
264
00:10:00,052 --> 00:10:03,102
BEN HOGAN?
REALLY?
265
00:10:08,142 --> 00:10:11,232
THIS THING IS PRICELESS.
266
00:10:23,580 --> 00:10:24,970
[whispering]
OH!
267
00:10:25,102 --> 00:10:26,452
OH, THE GREEN JACKET.
268
00:10:26,581 --> 00:10:29,281
THE GREEN JACKET!
269
00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,145
[gasps]
270
00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:46,070
OH!
271
00:10:46,194 --> 00:10:47,284
WHAT WAS THAT, TIGER?
272
00:10:47,412 --> 00:10:48,452
YEAH, WHY, THANK YOU!
273
00:10:48,586 --> 00:10:51,596
NO, YOU KNOW,
GREEN IS MY COLOR.
274
00:10:51,716 --> 00:10:53,406
I KNOW, I KNOW,
YOU WANT TO SEE THE SWING
275
00:10:53,543 --> 00:10:56,293
THAT MADE ME A CHAMPION, OKAY.
276
00:10:58,805 --> 00:11:00,285
ALL RIGHT.
277
00:11:00,415 --> 00:11:03,205
PAY ATTENTION.
278
00:11:19,593 --> 00:11:21,203
OH, NO, NO.
279
00:11:23,246 --> 00:11:24,506
PLEASE DON'T BE BEN HOGAN.
280
00:11:24,637 --> 00:11:27,907
[screams]
281
00:11:28,029 --> 00:11:31,119
IS EVERYTHING OKAY
IN THERE?
282
00:11:31,248 --> 00:11:34,248
JUST VERY EXCITED
TO BE HERE.
283
00:11:42,380 --> 00:11:45,340
[silent]
284
00:11:58,949 --> 00:11:59,819
HUH!
285
00:11:59,949 --> 00:12:01,819
- {\an8}KIAI!
- [groans]
286
00:12:01,950 --> 00:12:04,300
HA! {\an8}KIAI!
287
00:12:04,429 --> 00:12:06,469
[strained]
AND NOW YOU BOW.
288
00:12:12,691 --> 00:12:13,561
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
289
00:12:13,692 --> 00:12:16,562
CAREFUL, BIG GUY. CAREFUL.
290
00:12:16,692 --> 00:12:19,522
THESE, UH, THESE ARE
IN THE ORDER I WON THEM.
291
00:12:19,649 --> 00:12:22,349
YES, WELL, BETTER THAT
THAN TAKING TWO HOURS
292
00:12:22,476 --> 00:12:24,996
TO PUT THEM UP
IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER.
293
00:12:25,129 --> 00:12:26,869
- DAD!
- YES?
294
00:12:26,998 --> 00:12:28,308
CAN WE PLEASE GO NOW?
295
00:12:28,434 --> 00:12:29,824
SHE HAS ME PLAYING
HIDE-AND-SEEK,
296
00:12:29,956 --> 00:12:32,356
AND SHE'S LIKE
A BLOODHOUND.
297
00:12:32,478 --> 00:12:33,348
FOUND YOU!
298
00:12:33,478 --> 00:12:35,998
GREAT, YOU WIN.
LET'S GO!
299
00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:37,961
JOSEPH,
BEFORE YOU LEAVE,
300
00:12:38,088 --> 00:12:40,308
I HAVE SOMETHING
FOR YOU.
301
00:12:40,437 --> 00:12:42,087
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT IS THIS?
302
00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:43,780
IT'S OBVIOUS
YOU LIKE ME.
303
00:12:43,915 --> 00:12:46,525
NOW WE HAVE MATCHING BRACELETS
TO PROVE IT.
304
00:12:46,655 --> 00:12:47,615
PROVE WHAT?
305
00:12:47,742 --> 00:12:50,532
WE ARE NOW OFFICIALLY
GOING STEADY.
306
00:12:54,831 --> 00:12:56,831
[silent]
307
00:13:00,441 --> 00:13:01,791
HEY, SO HOW'D IT GO?
308
00:13:01,919 --> 00:13:03,099
TELL HER
HOW IT WENT, DAD.
309
00:13:03,224 --> 00:13:04,614
GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. YEAH.
310
00:13:04,746 --> 00:13:06,316
OH, JOE'S GOT
A GIRLFRIEND.
311
00:13:06,443 --> 00:13:08,353
OH, WELL, THAT'S NICE.
312
00:13:08,486 --> 00:13:09,446
NOT NICE!
313
00:13:09,573 --> 00:13:11,223
HOW DID I SUDDENLY GET
A GIRLFRIEND?
314
00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:14,487
OH, WAIT, I KNOW.
LET'S ASK "THE COWBOY."
315
00:13:16,793 --> 00:13:18,793
COME ON, JOE.
SHE GAVE YOU A BRACELET.
316
00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:19,963
I THINK IT'S SWEET.
317
00:13:20,097 --> 00:13:22,667
IT'S MADE
OF HUMAN HAIR.
318
00:13:22,794 --> 00:13:23,664
WHOSE?
319
00:13:23,794 --> 00:13:25,924
DOES IT MATTER?
320
00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:27,266
[sighs]
I'M SORRY, JOE.
321
00:13:27,403 --> 00:13:28,363
I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT I'LL DO,
322
00:13:28,491 --> 00:13:30,101
IS I'LL CALL SCOOTER,
AND I'LL TELL HIM
323
00:13:30,230 --> 00:13:32,540
THAT YOU'RE NOT READY
FOR A RELATIONSHIP YET, OKAY?
324
00:13:32,665 --> 00:13:34,625
I DON'T CARE IF YOU TELL HIM
I STILL WET THE BED.
325
00:13:34,753 --> 00:13:37,233
JUST GET ME
OUT OF THIS.
326
00:13:37,363 --> 00:13:39,583
HEY, UH, SCOOTER,
IT'S DAVID.
327
00:13:39,711 --> 00:13:40,671
HEY, DAVID.
328
00:13:40,798 --> 00:13:42,058
ISN'T IT GREAT THE WAY
OUR KIDS
329
00:13:42,190 --> 00:13:43,670
ARE SO HAPPY TOGETHER?
330
00:13:43,799 --> 00:13:44,889
YEAH, UM, LOOK,
ABOUT THAT--
331
00:13:45,016 --> 00:13:46,236
HEY, LISTEN.
332
00:13:46,365 --> 00:13:48,805
I'VE GOT AN INVITATION
FOR YOU.
333
00:13:48,930 --> 00:13:50,410
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE
TO BE MY PARTNER
334
00:13:50,540 --> 00:13:53,320
FOR THE GREATER L.A. PRO-AM
THIS WEEKEND?
335
00:13:53,453 --> 00:13:54,983
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
ABSOLUTELY!
336
00:13:55,105 --> 00:13:56,495
NO, THAT--THAT--
THAT--
337
00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:57,888
YES, THANK YOU, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU, THANKS.
338
00:13:58,019 --> 00:13:59,239
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
339
00:13:59,368 --> 00:14:00,588
SCOOTER JUST ASKED ME
TO BE HIS PARTNER
340
00:14:00,716 --> 00:14:03,416
IN THE CELEBRITY PRO-AM
GOLF TOURNAMENT.
341
00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:04,412
- DAD!
- [gasps]
342
00:14:04,543 --> 00:14:05,503
JOE.
343
00:14:05,630 --> 00:14:06,760
[whimpers]
344
00:14:06,891 --> 00:14:08,501
UM, Y--
345
00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:12,110
JOE, PROBABLY BETTER
THAT IT WORKED OUT LIKE THIS.
346
00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:13,890
FOR WHO?
347
00:14:14,022 --> 00:14:15,412
WELL, LISTEN,
ESE THINGS ARE DELICATE,
348
00:14:15,545 --> 00:14:16,545
AND YOU GOTTA--
YOU GOTTA HANDLE 'EM
349
00:14:16,675 --> 00:14:17,985
FACE-TO-FACE.
350
00:14:18,110 --> 00:14:19,290
YOU KNOW, I-I PROMISE YOU
351
00:14:19,415 --> 00:14:21,805
THAT I WILL TALK
TO HIM, OKAY?
352
00:14:21,937 --> 00:14:23,937
[sighs]
353
00:14:32,679 --> 00:14:34,119
WHAT IS THAT?
354
00:14:34,245 --> 00:14:36,595
IT'S A HUMAN HAIR BRACELET
MY GIRLFRIEND GAVE ME.
355
00:14:39,028 --> 00:14:41,558
WOW, I-I HAVE
SO MANY QUESTIONS.
356
00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:43,251
BECAUSE OF DAD,
357
00:14:43,378 --> 00:14:45,418
AMANDA THINKS
I'M HER BOYFRIEND.
358
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,032
WELL, DO YOU WANT
TO BE HER BOYFRIEND?
359
00:14:47,161 --> 00:14:48,161
NO!
360
00:14:48,292 --> 00:14:49,162
I MEAN, SHE'S PRETTY--
361
00:14:49,292 --> 00:14:50,592
WHAT AM I SAYING?
NO!
362
00:14:50,727 --> 00:14:53,077
SHE'S WEIRD, AND HER HAIR
SMELLS LIKE PANCAKES.
363
00:14:53,206 --> 00:14:55,606
- YOU LOVE PANCAKES.
- I KNOW.
364
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:58,508
I'M SO CONFUSED.
365
00:14:58,642 --> 00:15:00,122
SHE HITS ME
WHEN SHE'S HAPPY.
366
00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:01,730
SHE HITS ME
WHEN SHE'S SAD.
367
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:04,429
YESTERDAY SHE HIT ME
BECAUSE, AND I QUOTE,
368
00:15:04,556 --> 00:15:06,296
"YOU LOOK LIKE
YOU NEED SOME HITTIN'."
369
00:15:06,426 --> 00:15:07,696
[sighs]
370
00:15:07,818 --> 00:15:10,338
HELP ME.
371
00:15:10,471 --> 00:15:12,301
JOE, I THINK IT'S TIME
YOU TELL HER HOW YOU FEEL.
372
00:15:12,427 --> 00:15:14,297
YOU MEAN
TALK TO HER MYSELF?
373
00:15:14,427 --> 00:15:15,947
I DON'T WANT
TO HURT HER FEELINGS.
374
00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:17,510
SHE'LL PUMMEL ME.
375
00:15:17,646 --> 00:15:19,956
OR SHE'LL APPRECIATE YOU
TELLING HER THE TRUTH.
376
00:15:20,081 --> 00:15:21,121
I KNOW I WOULD.
377
00:15:21,255 --> 00:15:22,395
AND IF THAT FAILS,
378
00:15:22,516 --> 00:15:23,996
I'LL TEACH YOU
KEVIN'S SLEEPER HOLD.
379
00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:25,035
SLEEPER HOLD?
380
00:15:25,169 --> 00:15:29,869
COME ON.
THAT'S NOT EVEN A...
381
00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:32,696
REAL THING.
382
00:15:37,824 --> 00:15:39,254
FREEZE!
THIS IS A STICKUP!
383
00:15:39,390 --> 00:15:41,440
THAT TICKLES!
384
00:15:41,564 --> 00:15:43,264
JANIE,
THIS IS SERIOUS.
385
00:15:43,391 --> 00:15:46,481
WHAT IF I WERE A PROWLER?
A BURGLAR?
386
00:15:46,608 --> 00:15:48,388
A MAN WITH A CLUB?
387
00:15:48,522 --> 00:15:51,482
JANIE, SWEETIE,
CAN YOU GET US SOME JUICE BOXES?
388
00:15:51,610 --> 00:15:52,660
OKAY, MOMMY.
389
00:15:52,784 --> 00:15:55,484
THANK YOU.
390
00:15:55,610 --> 00:15:58,000
UH, KEVIN,
I KNOW YOUR HEART'S
391
00:15:58,133 --> 00:15:59,003
IN THE RIGHT PLACE,
392
00:15:59,133 --> 00:16:00,833
BUT JANIE DOESN'T NEED
TO KNOW
393
00:16:00,959 --> 00:16:02,179
HOW SCARY
THE WORLD CAN BE.
394
00:16:02,308 --> 00:16:05,398
SHE'S JUST LEARNING
HOW WONDERFUL IT IS.
395
00:16:05,526 --> 00:16:07,656
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I KNOW YOU'RE RIGHT.
396
00:16:07,787 --> 00:16:10,007
IT'S JUST THAT, IF ANYTHING
WERE EVER TO HAPPEN TO JANIE,
397
00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:11,835
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO.
398
00:16:11,962 --> 00:16:13,832
I'M STARTING TO LOSE SLEEP
OVER IT.
399
00:16:13,962 --> 00:16:16,792
WELL, I COULD ALWAYS TRY
YOUR SLEEPER HOLD.
400
00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:18,230
[chuckles]
THAT'S SWEET, AMY,
401
00:16:18,355 --> 00:16:20,005
BUT AT YOUR LEVEL
OF PRACTICE,
402
00:16:20,137 --> 00:16:23,147
THAT WOULD TAKE YEARS OF...
403
00:16:26,878 --> 00:16:29,578
TRAINING AND DISCIPLINE.
404
00:16:36,794 --> 00:16:40,274
JOE, I PROMISE YOU
THAT I WILL TALK TO HIM, OKAY?
405
00:16:40,404 --> 00:16:41,714
BUT THIS IS
WHERE THE MAN WORKS.
406
00:16:41,839 --> 00:16:42,879
YOU UNDERSTAND?
407
00:16:43,013 --> 00:16:44,223
I UNDERSTAND.
408
00:16:44,361 --> 00:16:47,061
I'M COMPLETELY
ON MY OWN HERE.
409
00:16:50,014 --> 00:16:51,234
- DAVID.
- YES?
410
00:16:51,362 --> 00:16:52,282
HOW ABOUT
A FEW PRACTICE SWINGS?
411
00:16:52,406 --> 00:16:52,966
THANK YOU.
- YES, YES, OF COURSE.
412
00:16:53,102 --> 00:16:55,412
ABSOLUTELY, OKAY.
413
00:16:55,537 --> 00:16:59,237
[clears throat]
414
00:16:59,364 --> 00:17:01,754
AMANDA, CAN I TALK TO YOU?
415
00:17:01,886 --> 00:17:03,286
OF COURSE.
YOU'RE MY BOYFRIEND.
416
00:17:03,409 --> 00:17:07,149
YOU CAN TALK TO ME
ABOUT ANYTHING, SILLY.
417
00:17:11,541 --> 00:17:12,411
[crowd groans]
418
00:17:12,541 --> 00:17:15,761
WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?
419
00:17:15,889 --> 00:17:17,409
NO WORRIES, BUDDY.
THE FIRST SWING'S ALWAYS UGLY.
420
00:17:17,542 --> 00:17:21,022
THAT'S OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM.
421
00:17:21,151 --> 00:17:23,501
YOU'RE FEELING SLEEPY.
422
00:17:23,630 --> 00:17:28,030
NOT REALLY,
BUT I AM FEELING CUDDLY.
423
00:17:28,153 --> 00:17:31,153
YOU ARE SO CUTE.
424
00:17:36,372 --> 00:17:39,112
OH, THAT IS JUST DISGUSTING.
COME ON.
425
00:17:39,243 --> 00:17:41,333
OKAY, AMANDA, ENOUGH.
426
00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:42,810
I DON'T WANT
TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS,
427
00:17:42,939 --> 00:17:44,549
BUT HERE IT IS.
428
00:17:44,679 --> 00:17:47,679
I REALLY, REALLY HATE
ALL THE HITTING.
429
00:17:47,809 --> 00:17:51,819
OH, FELIX UNGAR.
430
00:17:51,941 --> 00:17:54,201
DAVID, BUDDY, I THOUGHT
YOU SAID YOU WERE A GOLFER.
431
00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:55,293
I AM, I--
432
00:17:55,421 --> 00:17:56,861
THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED
TO ME BEFORE.
433
00:17:56,985 --> 00:17:58,505
WELL, IT HAPPENS TO MEN
MORE OFTEN
434
00:17:58,638 --> 00:18:00,418
AS THEY GET OLDER.
435
00:18:00,552 --> 00:18:02,432
[laughter]
436
00:18:02,552 --> 00:18:05,982
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?
437
00:18:06,118 --> 00:18:09,728
LOOK, YOU'RE NICE
AND PRETTY AND SMART
438
00:18:09,858 --> 00:18:13,378
AND A REALLY UNIQUE
BRACELET MAKER.
439
00:18:13,511 --> 00:18:16,301
BUT THE HITTING KNOCKS ALL THAT
RIGHT OUT OF MY HEAD.
440
00:18:16,425 --> 00:18:19,815
YOU THINK I'M PRETTY?
441
00:18:19,947 --> 00:18:21,337
OKAY, HEY, HEY, DAVID.
442
00:18:21,469 --> 00:18:22,859
COME ON, COME ON.
JUST RELAX, OKAY?
443
00:18:22,991 --> 00:18:23,991
YOU GOT GOOD FORM.
444
00:18:24,122 --> 00:18:25,952
JUST--JUST CALM DOWN.
445
00:18:26,079 --> 00:18:27,609
TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
446
00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:29,291
YOU THINK
I HAVE GOOD FORM?
447
00:18:29,428 --> 00:18:31,038
YES. COME ON.
GET THAT ELBOW STRAIGHT.
448
00:18:31,167 --> 00:18:33,737
JUST TAKE IT
STRAIGHT BACK, ALL RIGHT?
449
00:18:33,864 --> 00:18:36,564
DON'T WANT TO LET
YOUR KID DOWN, DO YOU?
450
00:18:36,691 --> 00:18:40,911
WELL,
I ALREADY HAVE.
451
00:18:41,039 --> 00:18:42,649
NO, SCOOTER, STOP.
452
00:18:42,779 --> 00:18:44,259
YOU KNOW,
THIS FEELS SO RIGHT,
453
00:18:44,388 --> 00:18:47,348
BUT IT--
IT'S JUST SO WRONG.
454
00:18:47,475 --> 00:18:48,265
I THINK I KNOW
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
455
00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:50,088
WHEN IT COMES
TO THE GOLF SWING.
456
00:18:50,215 --> 00:18:51,775
NO, NO, NO,
IT'S THAT--
457
00:18:51,911 --> 00:18:53,091
IT'S THAT, YOU KNOW,
458
00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:54,786
YOUR DAUGHTER AMANDA
LIKES JOE
459
00:18:54,911 --> 00:18:56,211
MORE THAN HE LIKES HER,
460
00:18:56,347 --> 00:18:58,657
AND--AND HE'S BEEN
HANGING OUT WITH HER
461
00:18:58,782 --> 00:19:01,742
SO THAT I COULD SPEND TIME
WITH YOU.
462
00:19:01,870 --> 00:19:03,260
YOU'RE SAYING THAT
JOE'S BEEN USING MY DAUGHTER?
463
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:04,832
NO, NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT.
464
00:19:04,958 --> 00:19:05,828
JOE HASN'T BEEN USING
YOUR DAUGHTER.
465
00:19:05,958 --> 00:19:07,048
I'VE BEEN USING
YOUR DAUGHTER.
466
00:19:07,175 --> 00:19:08,045
- WHAT?
- YEAH, NO.
467
00:19:08,175 --> 00:19:09,135
AS SOON AS I SAID THAT--
468
00:19:09,263 --> 00:19:10,483
IT CAME OUT
COMPLETELY WRONG.
469
00:19:10,611 --> 00:19:11,521
NO, WHAT--
WHAT I'M SAYING, SCOOTER,
470
00:19:11,654 --> 00:19:14,534
IS THAT I-I-I MAY HAVE
ENCOURAGED JOE
471
00:19:14,655 --> 00:19:16,915
TO HANG OUT WITH AMANDA
472
00:19:17,047 --> 00:19:18,357
MORE THAN HE WANTED.
473
00:19:18,482 --> 00:19:20,702
YOU KNOW, I'VE HAD
SOME PRETTY CRAZY FANS
474
00:19:20,830 --> 00:19:23,700
TRY SOME PRETTY LOUSY TRICKS
TO GET NEAR ME,
475
00:19:23,831 --> 00:19:26,611
BUT NO ONE'S EVER USED
MY BABY GIRL.
476
00:19:26,745 --> 00:19:28,225
NO, NO, NOT--
THAT'S NOT IT AT ALL.
477
00:19:28,354 --> 00:19:30,524
I-I JUST THOUGHT
THAT WE COULD BE FRIENDS.
478
00:19:30,659 --> 00:19:31,579
REALLY?
479
00:19:31,703 --> 00:19:35,663
WELL, DO FRIENDS DO THIS,
CHIEF?
480
00:19:35,791 --> 00:19:37,661
OKAY, WELL,
NOW YOU'RE CONFUSING ME HERE,
481
00:19:37,791 --> 00:19:39,701
BECAUSE ON THE ONE HAND,
YOU'VE--
482
00:19:39,835 --> 00:19:41,015
YOU AFFECTIONATELY
CALL ME CHIEF,
483
00:19:41,140 --> 00:19:42,180
AND THEN,
ON THE OTHER HAND,
484
00:19:42,314 --> 00:19:44,704
YOU--YOU BREAK
CHIEF'S CLUB,
485
00:19:44,836 --> 00:19:45,666
SO YOU'RE KIND OF SENDING
MIXED MESSAGES TO ME.
486
00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:46,663
I'M--
487
00:19:46,793 --> 00:19:48,053
SECURITY!
488
00:19:48,184 --> 00:19:50,664
THAT'S
A PRETTY CLEAR MESSAGE.
489
00:19:50,794 --> 00:19:51,714
- DAD, GUESS WHAT.
- WHAT?
490
00:19:51,837 --> 00:19:53,007
ME AND AMANDA
WORKED IT OUT,
491
00:19:53,142 --> 00:19:54,542
AND SHE'S NOT GONNA HIT ME ANYMORE,
492
00:19:54,664 --> 00:19:56,184
AND NOW WE'RE GONNA BE
BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND.
493
00:19:56,317 --> 00:19:57,487
THAT'S GREAT NEWS, JOE.
LET'S WALK TO THE CAR.
494
00:19:57,622 --> 00:19:59,492
GOOD THING YOU NEVER TALKED
TO SCOOTER, HUH?
495
00:19:59,622 --> 00:20:01,312
YEAH, ABOUT THAT, UM,
YOU KNOW, JOE,
496
00:20:01,449 --> 00:20:02,969
LET'S--LET'S JOG TO THE CAR.
COME ON.
497
00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:04,320
SO YOU DID TALK TO HIM?
498
00:20:04,449 --> 00:20:06,839
UH, WELL--
HEY, UH, SCOOTER!
499
00:20:06,971 --> 00:20:08,631
UH, THE KIDS WORKED IT OUT,
AND LOVE PREVAILS,
500
00:20:08,754 --> 00:20:09,974
SO WE'RE GOOD, RIGHT?
501
00:20:10,102 --> 00:20:11,312
OH.
502
00:20:11,451 --> 00:20:14,011
AND WE'RE SPRINTING, JOE,
AND WE'RE...
503
00:20:14,147 --> 00:20:16,157
STEALING SOMEBODY'S CART.
504
00:20:16,278 --> 00:20:18,538
- I'LL TEXT YOU!
- OKAY.
505
00:20:19,930 --> 00:20:21,980
HELLO?
506
00:20:22,105 --> 00:20:25,235
ANYONE HOME?
507
00:20:25,367 --> 00:20:29,717
MAN WITH A CLUB
CAME TO APOLOGIZE.
508
00:20:29,846 --> 00:20:30,896
MAN WITH A CLUB?
509
00:20:31,020 --> 00:20:32,020
WELL, HELLO THERE.
510
00:20:32,151 --> 00:20:34,241
- {\an8}KIAI!
- OH!
511
00:20:34,369 --> 00:20:38,379
{\an8}KIAI, KIAI, KIAI, KIAI!
512
00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:40,370
KEVIN, LOOK WHAT I DID!
513
00:20:40,420 --> 00:20:44,970
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