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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,746 --> 00:00:09,096 ALL RIGHT, WE'RE JUST GETTING HOME. 2 00:00:09,225 --> 00:00:11,785 DAD JUST HAD HIS WISDOM TEETH TAKEN OUT, 3 00:00:11,921 --> 00:00:13,841 AND HE'S STILL LOOPY FROM THE ANESTHESIA. 4 00:00:13,965 --> 00:00:15,965 IN THE CAR, HE WAS FASCINATED WITH THE POWER DOOR LOCKS. 5 00:00:16,096 --> 00:00:18,186 SEE WHAT HE DOES NOW. 6 00:00:18,314 --> 00:00:20,184 [mumbling] YEAH, I KNOW THIS PLACE. 7 00:00:20,314 --> 00:00:22,454 OKAY, LET'S GET YOU ON THE COUCH. 8 00:00:22,575 --> 00:00:25,575 OH, WAIT, HANG ON A SECOND. 9 00:00:25,707 --> 00:00:26,927 ALL RIGHTY, NOW, SIT. 10 00:00:27,055 --> 00:00:28,185 WAIT, OH, OH, HANG ON A SECOND. 11 00:00:28,316 --> 00:00:29,446 HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, HONEY. 12 00:00:29,577 --> 00:00:31,887 [coughs] [sputters] 13 00:00:32,013 --> 00:00:33,623 HONEY, IT'S STILL A WEEK AWAY. 14 00:00:33,752 --> 00:00:35,102 DID YOU GET THESE FROM THE FAZIOS' GARDEN? 15 00:00:35,230 --> 00:00:36,320 [moans] 16 00:00:36,449 --> 00:00:38,279 YOU CAN'T JUST RIP THESE FROM THE GROUND! 17 00:00:38,405 --> 00:00:40,925 THAT LITTLE MAN WITH THE POINTY RED HAT 18 00:00:41,058 --> 00:00:44,018 DIDN'T SEEM TO MIND IT. 19 00:00:44,145 --> 00:00:45,715 DAD WAS TALKING TO A GARDEN GNOME. 20 00:00:45,841 --> 00:00:47,631 - AWESOME! - [mumbles] 21 00:00:47,755 --> 00:00:50,055 HEY, WE WILL CELEBRATE WHEN YOU FEEL BETTER. 22 00:00:50,191 --> 00:00:52,371 - OH! I FEEL GREAT. - OKAY? YEAH? 23 00:00:52,495 --> 00:00:54,495 NO, I FEEL REALLY-- I FEEL BETTER THAN GREAT, HONEY. 24 00:00:54,626 --> 00:00:55,936 I'M... 25 00:00:56,061 --> 00:01:01,151 I-I FEEL LIKE A YELLOW BALLOON. 26 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:05,630 BOY, LOSING HIS WISDOM TEETH MADE HIM DUMB AS A ROCK. 27 00:01:05,759 --> 00:01:09,069 I'M GONNA GO AND REPLANT THESE IN THE FAZIOS' GARDEN. 28 00:01:09,195 --> 00:01:11,065 SO KEEP AN EYE ON HIM, EM, PLEASE. 29 00:01:11,195 --> 00:01:13,325 ARE YOU KIDDING? I CAN'T LOOK AWAY! 30 00:01:13,456 --> 00:01:14,626 [laughing] 31 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:16,680 I-I LOVE MY KIDS, I DO, I LOVE YOU. 32 00:01:16,805 --> 00:01:18,455 AND I LOVE MOMMY TOO. I-- 33 00:01:18,587 --> 00:01:20,027 [laughter] 34 00:01:20,153 --> 00:01:22,503 I LOVE MOMMY MORE THAN I LOVE MY FIRST WIFE. 35 00:01:22,632 --> 00:01:24,072 [silence] 36 00:01:24,198 --> 00:01:25,548 SAY WHAT, NOW? 37 00:01:25,676 --> 00:01:27,846 YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE? 38 00:01:27,981 --> 00:01:32,081 WHO TOLD YOU? 39 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:34,150 - DOES MOM KNOW? - OF COURSE MOM KNOWS. 40 00:01:34,287 --> 00:01:35,677 COME ON! 41 00:01:35,809 --> 00:01:39,589 SHE KNOWS, BUT I'M NOT GONNA SAY ANOTHER WORD ABOUT IT. 42 00:01:39,723 --> 00:01:42,943 HER NAME WAS NICOLE LLOYD. 43 00:01:43,071 --> 00:01:44,761 SHE'S FROM L.A. 44 00:01:44,898 --> 00:01:47,078 IT WAS 2,500 YEARS AGO. 45 00:01:47,203 --> 00:01:49,423 WE WERE ONLY MARRIED FOR TEN HOURS. 46 00:01:49,551 --> 00:01:51,121 IS THIS HER? 47 00:01:51,247 --> 00:01:55,077 WOW, HOW DID YOU DO THAT? [laughs] 48 00:01:55,205 --> 00:01:56,165 - SHE'S ON FACEBOOK. - [mumbles] 49 00:01:56,292 --> 00:01:58,202 SHE STILL LIVES HERE, IN THE VALLEY. 50 00:01:58,335 --> 00:02:01,515 HOW DO YOU HAVE A MARRIAGE THAT LASTS TEN HOURS? 51 00:02:01,641 --> 00:02:07,251 JOE, THE KEY IS COMMUNICATION AND PATIENCE. 52 00:02:07,381 --> 00:02:09,461 DAD, I'M GONNA GET THESE TWO SOMETHING TO EAT. 53 00:02:09,598 --> 00:02:10,948 DON'T GET MARRIED AGAIN WHILE WE'RE GONE. 54 00:02:11,077 --> 00:02:12,907 OKAY. 55 00:02:13,035 --> 00:02:14,605 MM, FACEBOOK. 56 00:02:14,730 --> 00:02:16,560 [laughs] 57 00:02:16,687 --> 00:02:20,477 HI, NICOLE. 58 00:02:20,601 --> 00:02:24,601 YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO THIS IS. [laughs] 59 00:02:24,733 --> 00:02:27,603 [upbeat music] 60 00:02:27,733 --> 00:02:35,743 ♪ 61 00:02:46,216 --> 00:02:48,346 - JOE, YOU HAVE A FACEBOOK PAGE? - YEAH. 62 00:02:48,477 --> 00:02:50,487 I FIGURED IF YOU COULD FIND DAD'S FIRST WIFE, 63 00:02:50,607 --> 00:02:52,647 WHO KNOWS WHO I COULD RECONNECT WITH FROM MY PAST? 64 00:02:52,782 --> 00:02:56,262 YOU'RE TEN. YOU DON'T HAVE A PAST. 65 00:02:56,392 --> 00:02:57,792 YEAH, WELL, LOOK WHO I JUST FRIEND REQUESTED. 66 00:02:57,914 --> 00:03:00,264 JOE HOGAN, MY BEST BUD FROM FIRST GRADE. 67 00:03:00,393 --> 00:03:02,303 OH, I REMEMBER HIM. 68 00:03:02,436 --> 00:03:06,316 HE WAS THE {\an8}OTHER ROCK COLLECTOR. 69 00:03:06,437 --> 00:03:07,827 YEAH, WE USED TO HANG OUT ALL THE TIME 70 00:03:07,959 --> 00:03:09,269 UNTIL HE MOVED AWAY. 71 00:03:09,395 --> 00:03:10,305 WE CALLED OURSELVES THE "JOE HO'S." 72 00:03:10,438 --> 00:03:13,658 NEVER REALLY CAUGHT ON, THOUGH. 73 00:03:13,786 --> 00:03:16,096 DIDN'T YOU GUYS HAVE, LIKE, YOUR OWN SECRET LANGUAGE? 74 00:03:16,222 --> 00:03:17,832 IT WAS CALLED "LORKING." 75 00:03:17,961 --> 00:03:21,181 AS IN: EMI-LORK IS A STUPI-LORK. 76 00:03:21,310 --> 00:03:24,920 OOH, IF ONLY I COULD CRACK THE CODE. 77 00:03:25,050 --> 00:03:26,570 [computer keys clicking] 78 00:03:26,702 --> 00:03:27,702 OH, HEY, GUYS. 79 00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:29,663 HEY, WHOSE CAR IS IN THE DRIVEWAY? 80 00:03:29,790 --> 00:03:30,960 [laughs] 81 00:03:31,095 --> 00:03:33,105 A BIG-LORKIN SURPRISE-LORK. 82 00:03:33,226 --> 00:03:35,786 JOE, I ASKED YOU NOT TO LORK IN FRONT OF ME. 83 00:03:35,922 --> 00:03:41,182 I DON'T GET IT, AND I DON'T LIKE IT. 84 00:03:41,315 --> 00:03:43,665 HEY, AMY, WHOSE CAR-- OH, HI. 85 00:03:43,793 --> 00:03:45,193 - DAVID... - OH! 86 00:03:45,315 --> 00:03:46,665 LOOK WHO'S HERE. 87 00:03:46,793 --> 00:03:48,793 IT'S NICOLE, YOUR FIRST WIFE. 88 00:03:48,925 --> 00:03:50,665 OH, DAVID! IT'S BEEN, LIKE, FOREVER! 89 00:03:50,794 --> 00:03:52,314 [laughter] 90 00:03:52,447 --> 00:03:54,367 - NICOLE. - YEAH! 91 00:03:54,491 --> 00:03:55,931 WOW. 92 00:03:56,057 --> 00:03:58,447 AH! TOLD YOU "WOW" WOULD BE IN SOME PART OF HIS OPENING. 93 00:03:58,579 --> 00:03:59,449 DIDN'T I? 94 00:03:59,579 --> 00:04:01,629 SO, DAVID, 95 00:04:01,754 --> 00:04:03,014 WHAT YA THINKIN'? - OH. 96 00:04:03,145 --> 00:04:05,105 I HAVE A-A WHOLE LOT RACING 97 00:04:05,233 --> 00:04:07,063 THROUGH MY HEAD, RIGHT NOW, 98 00:04:07,189 --> 00:04:08,279 BUT I KEEP COMING BACK TO "WOW." 99 00:04:08,407 --> 00:04:13,367 AND...AND A CLOSE SECOND IS "WHY?" 100 00:04:13,495 --> 00:04:15,325 WELL, YOU INVITED ME ON FACEBOOK. 101 00:04:15,452 --> 00:04:18,412 AND COMING ON THE OUTSIDE IS, "I KNOW HOW TO USE FACEBOOK?" 102 00:04:18,539 --> 00:04:21,099 ALL THESE YEARS YOU TOLD ME ABOUT NICOLE, 103 00:04:21,236 --> 00:04:23,976 YOU NEVER MENTIONED THE "TALL, SEXY BLONDE" THING. 104 00:04:24,106 --> 00:04:25,236 DID YOU? - I DIDN'T? REALLY? 105 00:04:25,367 --> 00:04:26,937 THAT'S KIND OF WEIRD. - UH-UH, UH-UH. 106 00:04:27,064 --> 00:04:29,934 WHO REMEMBERS JAMAICA 25 YEARS AGO? 107 00:04:30,064 --> 00:04:32,984 - OH. - IT WAS A CRAZY WEEKEND. 108 00:04:33,108 --> 00:04:35,408 JUST, YOU KNOW-- JUST DRAWING A BLANK HERE. 109 00:04:35,543 --> 00:04:36,683 OH, YOU... 110 00:04:36,804 --> 00:04:38,494 YOU KNOW THAT WE WERE NEVER REALLY MARRIED. 111 00:04:38,631 --> 00:04:39,681 MARCUS AND I HAD 112 00:04:39,805 --> 00:04:41,285 [stammers] THAT WEDDING PACKAGE DEAL THING 113 00:04:41,414 --> 00:04:43,114 TO JAMAICA WHERE... - MM-HMM. 114 00:04:43,241 --> 00:04:45,371 IT INCLUDED THE HOTEL AND THE AIR AND A FREE BEACH CEREMONY. 115 00:04:45,502 --> 00:04:46,462 AND YOU FAKE-MARRIED NICOLE. 116 00:04:46,589 --> 00:04:49,239 DAVID, YOU TOLD ME THE WHOLE STORY. 117 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:50,242 BUT I NEVER SAW THE VIDEO. - NO. 118 00:04:50,372 --> 00:04:52,682 WHOO! 119 00:04:52,808 --> 00:04:54,858 THERE'S A VIDEO? 120 00:04:54,982 --> 00:04:56,592 I DUG IT OUT WHEN I GOT YOUR MESSAGE. 121 00:04:56,721 --> 00:04:59,201 I HAD SAVED IT 'CAUSE I DIDN'T WANT IT FALLING 122 00:04:59,331 --> 00:04:59,981 INTO THE WRONG HANDS, YOU KNOW. 123 00:05:00,114 --> 00:05:01,074 - [chuckles, pats him] - OH, YEAH. 124 00:05:01,201 --> 00:05:03,421 TOO LATE. 125 00:05:03,549 --> 00:05:05,419 [steel drum music] 126 00:05:05,550 --> 00:05:07,380 [cheering] 127 00:05:07,507 --> 00:05:08,467 YOU KNOW, NICOLE, SINCE I'VE MET YOU, 128 00:05:08,594 --> 00:05:10,074 SIX HOURS AGO, 129 00:05:10,203 --> 00:05:11,593 I'M HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE. 130 00:05:11,725 --> 00:05:13,125 LET'S MAKE IT LAST... 131 00:05:13,248 --> 00:05:14,988 ANOTHER SIX HOURS! 132 00:05:15,117 --> 00:05:18,637 [laughs] YEAH! WHOO-HOO! 133 00:05:18,770 --> 00:05:20,780 WHOO-HOO! WE'RE MARRIED! 134 00:05:20,901 --> 00:05:23,991 YEAH! BRING ON THE FREE FOOD! 135 00:05:24,119 --> 00:05:26,859 YEAH! [laughs] - YES! YES! YES! 136 00:05:26,989 --> 00:05:29,079 YES! LET'S GET NAKED! 137 00:05:29,207 --> 00:05:30,207 I WANNA GET NAKED! 138 00:05:30,338 --> 00:05:32,428 I DON'T CARE! GETTING NAKED! 139 00:05:32,555 --> 00:05:35,645 WHOO! I'M NAKED! 140 00:05:35,774 --> 00:05:37,384 WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! 141 00:05:37,514 --> 00:05:40,914 [grunting] 142 00:05:41,036 --> 00:05:42,866 AAH! I'M ON FIRE! 143 00:05:42,992 --> 00:05:45,902 WAAH! AND I'M NAKED! 144 00:05:46,037 --> 00:05:48,647 YEAH! I NEED THE OCEAN NOW. 145 00:05:48,777 --> 00:05:49,957 NEED THE OCEAN. 146 00:05:50,082 --> 00:05:50,912 I'M ON FIRE! - WHOO! 147 00:05:51,038 --> 00:05:53,518 AAH! 148 00:05:53,647 --> 00:05:55,557 AAH! - WHOO! 149 00:05:55,691 --> 00:05:58,351 IF WE RUN THIS BACKWARDS, COULD I UN-SEE THAT? 150 00:05:58,474 --> 00:06:00,254 [stammers] THIS IS NOT APPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN. 151 00:06:00,388 --> 00:06:04,308 THIS ISN'T APPROPRIATE FOR ANYBODY! 152 00:06:04,432 --> 00:06:05,652 WOW. 153 00:06:05,780 --> 00:06:07,300 FOR A FAKE WEDDING, THAT WAS A... 154 00:06:07,433 --> 00:06:08,953 PRETTY SPECTACULAR SETTING. 155 00:06:09,086 --> 00:06:09,996 - I KNOW, YEAH. - HMM? 156 00:06:10,129 --> 00:06:11,829 - BEST SUNSETS IN THE WORLD. - HMM. 157 00:06:11,956 --> 00:06:14,046 YOUR HUSBAND HERE KNOWS HOW TO THROW A WEDDING. 158 00:06:14,174 --> 00:06:16,224 DOESN'T HE? both: OH, YEAH. 159 00:06:16,348 --> 00:06:18,128 HEY, WHERE WAS YOURS? WAIT, DON'T TELL ME. 160 00:06:18,262 --> 00:06:19,872 FOUR SEASONS, MAUI? 161 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,570 CLOSE. 162 00:06:21,697 --> 00:06:23,437 COURTHOUSE, WEST COVINA. 163 00:06:23,566 --> 00:06:25,096 OH! 164 00:06:25,219 --> 00:06:26,299 AND WE WERE SO BUSY WITH WORK, 165 00:06:26,437 --> 00:06:28,187 WE KIND OF RUSHED IT AND GOT 'ER DONE. 166 00:06:28,307 --> 00:06:29,567 YEAH, BUT YOU LOOKED BEAUTIFUL, 167 00:06:29,699 --> 00:06:30,869 AND YOU STILL DO. 168 00:06:31,003 --> 00:06:33,483 17 YEARS MARRIED AND STILL COUNTING. 169 00:06:33,613 --> 00:06:36,563 OH, IT'S SO GREAT THAT YOU TWO ARE STILL TOGETHER. 170 00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:38,260 "THAT WHICH DOES NOT KILL YOU," NICOLE. 171 00:06:38,396 --> 00:06:40,136 [laughter] 172 00:06:40,266 --> 00:06:43,096 OH, HEY, LISTEN, I BETTER GET GOING. 173 00:06:43,223 --> 00:06:44,223 - ALL RIGHT. - SO SOON? 174 00:06:44,354 --> 00:06:47,354 YEAH, AMY, IT WAS GREAT TO MEET YOU. 175 00:06:47,485 --> 00:06:49,185 GREAT TO MEET YOU, AND I GOT TO SAY, SWEETHEART, 176 00:06:49,311 --> 00:06:51,221 THIS WAS FUN. 177 00:06:51,356 --> 00:06:52,966 YES, IT WAS. 178 00:06:53,095 --> 00:06:55,185 AND, DAVID, IT WAS FUN TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 179 00:06:55,313 --> 00:06:55,883 - YES. - OH, COME HERE, YOU! 180 00:06:56,008 --> 00:06:58,138 OH! [laughter] 181 00:06:58,270 --> 00:07:00,360 [sighs] 182 00:07:00,487 --> 00:07:01,667 YES, GOOD TIMES. 183 00:07:01,792 --> 00:07:05,882 YEAH, BYE. 184 00:07:06,010 --> 00:07:07,360 [exhales] 185 00:07:07,489 --> 00:07:10,189 WOW, SHE DID NOT AGE WELL. 186 00:07:15,361 --> 00:07:18,191 SO YOU TAKE THE RABBIT EAR, RIGHT? 187 00:07:18,317 --> 00:07:20,707 AND YOU PUT IT THROUGH THE HOLE. 188 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:22,100 - DADDY? - YES. 189 00:07:22,231 --> 00:07:25,111 DOES THE OTHER JANIE KNOW HOW TO TIE HER SHOES? 190 00:07:25,232 --> 00:07:27,972 - WHAT OTHER JANIE? - WELL, YOU HAD ANOTHER WIFE. 191 00:07:28,103 --> 00:07:31,713 I THOUGHT YOU HAD ANOTHER JANIE. 192 00:07:31,842 --> 00:07:34,232 OH, NO, BABY. 193 00:07:34,365 --> 00:07:35,705 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. COME HERE. 194 00:07:35,843 --> 00:07:37,763 LISTEN TO ME. 195 00:07:37,887 --> 00:07:40,587 I ONLY HAVE ONE WIFE. 196 00:07:40,714 --> 00:07:42,714 AND HER NAME IS MOMMY, OKAY? 197 00:07:42,844 --> 00:07:46,194 AND I ONLY HAVE ONE JANIE, AND HER NAME IS JANIE. 198 00:07:46,324 --> 00:07:48,724 AND I'M YOUR FAVORITE, RIGHT? 199 00:07:48,846 --> 00:07:51,716 WELL, I HAVE THREE FAVORITES. 200 00:07:51,846 --> 00:07:56,986 BUT I'M YOUR FAVORITE FAVORITE, RIGHT? 201 00:07:57,109 --> 00:07:58,979 YEAH, OKAY, YOU GOT ME THERE. 202 00:07:59,110 --> 00:07:59,980 [chuckles] 203 00:08:00,110 --> 00:08:01,630 [kisses] 204 00:08:01,761 --> 00:08:03,721 MOMMY, CAN YOU TIE MY SHOE? 205 00:08:03,849 --> 00:08:06,639 MM-HMM. 206 00:08:06,763 --> 00:08:09,723 SO WE EVER GONNA GET TO SEE {\an8}YOUR WEDDING VIDEO, MOM? 207 00:08:09,850 --> 00:08:12,680 WELL, EM, UNLESS THE COURTHOUSE IN WEST COVINA 208 00:08:12,808 --> 00:08:17,118 HAS SECURITY FOOTAGE, I KIND OF DOUBT IT. 209 00:08:17,243 --> 00:08:19,593 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT MY DREAM WEDDING IS? 210 00:08:19,722 --> 00:08:21,152 I'M MARRYING CHANNING TATUM. 211 00:08:21,288 --> 00:08:23,768 BUT DURING OUR VOWS, ZAC EFRON OBJECTS, 212 00:08:23,897 --> 00:08:27,547 AND THEY RIP OFF THEIR SHIRTS AND HAVE AN ABS CONTEST... 213 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:30,510 BATTLING FOR MY LOVE. 214 00:08:30,638 --> 00:08:33,038 AT MINE, MY PRINCE RIDES IN ON A ZEBRA. 215 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:35,720 OH, AND HE'S SUPER RICH. 216 00:08:35,856 --> 00:08:38,386 [laughter] 217 00:08:38,509 --> 00:08:40,339 DIDN'T YOU EVER WANT A REAL WEDDING, MOM? 218 00:08:40,466 --> 00:08:42,506 UH, YEAH, YEAH. 219 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:44,080 YOUR FATHER AND I DID PLAN ON HAVING A WEDDING 220 00:08:44,206 --> 00:08:45,906 WHEN WORK SLOWED DOWN. 221 00:08:46,032 --> 00:08:49,552 THE MALIBU CLIFFS HOTEL. 222 00:08:49,685 --> 00:08:52,385 AND I HAD THIS BEAUTIFUL DRESS DESIGNED, SWEETIE. 223 00:08:52,512 --> 00:08:54,302 AND OUR FIRST DANCE WAS GONNA BE 224 00:08:54,425 --> 00:08:56,775 AS THE SUN SET OVER THE OCEAN. 225 00:08:56,904 --> 00:09:00,294 UH, DIDN'T THEY DO A WEDDING LIKE THAT ON DAD'S SHOW? 226 00:09:00,426 --> 00:09:03,436 YEP, YOUR DAD TOLD MARCUS, 227 00:09:03,558 --> 00:09:05,778 AND HE USED IT FOR THE FINALE. 228 00:09:05,906 --> 00:09:09,166 DRESS AND ALL, SO THERE WENT THAT. 229 00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:11,999 LOOK, JOE HOGAN FINALLY ACCEPTED MY FRIEND REQUEST. 230 00:09:12,125 --> 00:09:13,865 OH, I MISS THE JOE HO'S. 231 00:09:13,995 --> 00:09:16,045 YOU TWO WERE SO A-LORK-ABLE. 232 00:09:16,169 --> 00:09:18,169 CHECK OUT HIS PROFILE. 233 00:09:18,300 --> 00:09:21,260 HE'S GOT SIX SKATEBOARDING TROPHIES, 234 00:09:21,388 --> 00:09:23,478 A BLACK BELT, AND HE'S IN A BAND. 235 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:27,305 - IS THAT HIM WITH TAYLOR SWIFT? - YEAH. 236 00:09:27,432 --> 00:09:29,042 HEY, MAYBE IF WE START HANGING OUT TOGETHER AGAIN 237 00:09:29,172 --> 00:09:30,912 SOME OF HIS COOL WILL RUB OFF ON ME. 238 00:09:31,041 --> 00:09:33,921 HE'S A FIFTH GRADER, NOT A GENIE. 239 00:09:38,826 --> 00:09:43,186 THAT NICOLE WAS NOT A BIG FAN OF WEARING CLOTHES, 240 00:09:43,306 --> 00:09:44,916 WHICH I GREATLY ADMIRE ABOUT HER. 241 00:09:45,044 --> 00:09:46,214 [cheering on TV] 242 00:09:46,349 --> 00:09:48,309 I'M COMING IN. 243 00:09:48,437 --> 00:09:50,047 PLEASE TURN THE VIDEO OFF. [TV turns off] 244 00:09:50,176 --> 00:09:55,576 I REALLY CAN'T HANDLE SEEING ANYTHING ELSE ON FIRE. 245 00:09:55,699 --> 00:09:56,699 MR. BARNES. 246 00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:57,790 HEY, EMILY, HOW YOU DOING THERE? 247 00:09:57,917 --> 00:10:01,577 HEY. [quietly] GLAD TO SEE YOU. 248 00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:04,220 UM, MARY SAID SHE NEEDED HER SCIENCE BOOK BACK, 249 00:10:04,353 --> 00:10:06,353 SO IF YOU COULD, UH, GET THIS TO HER. 250 00:10:06,485 --> 00:10:08,575 OKAY, JUST GIVE ME THE BOOK, AND I'LL DELIVER IT TO HER. 251 00:10:08,702 --> 00:10:10,442 GOT THE BOOK, MAKE SURE SHE GETS IT. 252 00:10:10,572 --> 00:10:11,442 [stammers] YOU GUYS ARE GONNA HAVE 253 00:10:11,573 --> 00:10:13,663 TO MAKE EYE CONTACT EVENTUALLY. 254 00:10:13,790 --> 00:10:14,830 [sighs] 255 00:10:14,964 --> 00:10:16,614 EMILY, YOUR DAD IS RIGHT. I THINK-- 256 00:10:16,748 --> 00:10:17,698 - TOO SOON! - OKAY. 257 00:10:17,835 --> 00:10:19,235 I'M JUST GONNA GO ON OUT OF HERE. 258 00:10:19,357 --> 00:10:21,657 - NIGHT. - GOOD NIGHT, EMILY. 259 00:10:21,792 --> 00:10:23,582 EMILY, LOOK, YOU'RE OKAY 260 00:10:23,705 --> 00:10:25,225 WITH ALL THIS NICOLE STUFF, RIGHT? 261 00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:26,488 - I'M FINE, DAD. - OKAY. 262 00:10:26,619 --> 00:10:29,319 BUT IT'S NOT ME YOU HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT. 263 00:10:29,446 --> 00:10:31,406 OH, OH, I'VE ALREADY SPOKEN TO JANIE. 264 00:10:31,533 --> 00:10:32,583 IS JOE OKAY? 265 00:10:32,707 --> 00:10:35,707 NO, NO, NO, IT'S NOT JOE. 266 00:10:35,839 --> 00:10:37,449 WELL, I ONLY HAVE THREE KIDS. WHO ELSE IS LEFT? 267 00:10:37,578 --> 00:10:38,708 I'M HOME! 268 00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:39,799 HI. [door shuts] 269 00:10:39,926 --> 00:10:42,276 OH, HEY... 270 00:10:42,406 --> 00:10:43,326 MOM! 271 00:10:43,449 --> 00:10:46,359 HI, HONEY. 272 00:10:46,493 --> 00:10:48,103 SO ANYONE WANT TO KNOW HOW MY DAY WAS? 273 00:10:48,233 --> 00:10:49,623 YEAH, IN A SECOND, HONEY. 274 00:10:49,755 --> 00:10:50,715 I'M JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT SOMETHING WITH EMILY. 275 00:10:50,842 --> 00:10:52,102 UM... 276 00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:53,714 GUESS WHO'S GETTING MARRIED ON {\an8}ALL THE DAYS? 277 00:10:53,843 --> 00:10:55,193 ME! 278 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:57,411 DR. SARAH DESARIO. 279 00:10:57,539 --> 00:10:59,189 TO COLONEL JAMES CUNNINGHAM, 280 00:10:59,322 --> 00:11:01,332 THE 90-YEAR-OLD OIL BARON 281 00:11:01,453 --> 00:11:03,973 WHOSE BREATH IS A LETHAL COMBO 282 00:11:04,106 --> 00:11:06,286 OF DAY-OLD EGG FOO YOUNG AND DEATH. 283 00:11:06,411 --> 00:11:08,151 CONGRATULATIONS. 284 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:09,980 YEAH. SO LET'S SEE HERE. 285 00:11:10,107 --> 00:11:12,797 UH, YOU HAVE A WILD WEDDING ON AN EXOTIC ISLAND, 286 00:11:12,934 --> 00:11:16,064 THEN YOU HAVE MY DREAM WEDDING ON YOUR SHOW, 287 00:11:16,195 --> 00:11:18,105 AND NOW, I'M HAVING A WEDDING 288 00:11:18,239 --> 00:11:20,849 ON THE ANNIVERSARY OF {\an8}OUR WEDDING, 289 00:11:20,978 --> 00:11:22,718 WHICH--LET'S JUST CALL IT WHAT IT WAS. 290 00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:25,589 SUCKY. HMM? 291 00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:27,239 WORST WEDDING-LUCK EVER. 292 00:11:27,371 --> 00:11:28,941 RIGHT HERE. 293 00:11:29,067 --> 00:11:30,637 [softly] OH, I GOT IT. 294 00:11:30,764 --> 00:11:34,634 EMILY, I'M GONNA THROW MOM A GREAT REDO WEDDING 295 00:11:34,764 --> 00:11:35,724 FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY. 296 00:11:35,852 --> 00:11:37,552 - NICE. - OKAY. 297 00:11:37,678 --> 00:11:38,588 LET'S GET BACK TO WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT. 298 00:11:38,721 --> 00:11:42,551 NOW, IS IT JOE... 299 00:11:42,679 --> 00:11:44,559 AND YOU'RE COVERING FOR HIM? 300 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:45,590 I READ YOU LIKE A BOOK. 301 00:11:45,723 --> 00:11:47,553 I KNEW IT WAS HIM. WHERE IS HE? 302 00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:48,680 JOE! 303 00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:54,210 DADDY, WHY DON'T YOU HAVE THIS FOR A WEDDING CAKE? 304 00:11:54,334 --> 00:11:56,684 IT'S THE BIGGEST CAKE I'VE EVER SEEN. 305 00:11:56,812 --> 00:12:00,032 WELL, HONEY, A WOMAN POPS OUT OF THAT CAKE, 306 00:12:00,162 --> 00:12:02,992 AND, TRUST ME, THAT WOULD NOT HELP DAD ONE BIT. 307 00:12:03,118 --> 00:12:05,378 A WOMAN WHO LIVES IN THE CAKE? 308 00:12:05,510 --> 00:12:08,520 THAT'S WHAT I WANNA DO WHEN I GROW UP. 309 00:12:08,641 --> 00:12:10,681 DON'T SAY THAT, BABY. 310 00:12:10,815 --> 00:12:13,775 DON'T EVER SAY THAT AGAIN! 311 00:12:13,903 --> 00:12:15,953 [doorbell chimes] 312 00:12:16,077 --> 00:12:18,467 - HE'S HERE. - JOE, RELAX. 313 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:21,300 IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S A FIRST DATE. 314 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,169 WEL-LORK-COME TO MY HOME-LORK, JOE-LORK. 315 00:12:28,298 --> 00:12:29,778 YOU'RE STILL LORKING? 316 00:12:29,906 --> 00:12:33,516 NO, NO. 317 00:12:33,646 --> 00:12:35,566 I KINDA REMEMBER YOUR HOUSE BEING BIGGER THAN THIS. 318 00:12:35,691 --> 00:12:37,691 THIS WHOLE PLACE COULD FIT IN MY POOL HOUSE. 319 00:12:37,821 --> 00:12:38,861 WOW. 320 00:12:38,995 --> 00:12:41,005 SO HOW'S YOUR FAMILY? 321 00:12:41,126 --> 00:12:42,816 GOOD. MY MOM REMARRIED. 322 00:12:42,953 --> 00:12:44,293 MAYBE YOU'VE, UH, HEARD OF MY STEPDAD-- 323 00:12:44,432 --> 00:12:45,602 HARRISON FORD. 324 00:12:45,736 --> 00:12:48,396 YOUR STEPDAD'S INDIANA JONES? 325 00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:53,000 DON'T GO SPREADING THAT AROUND. 326 00:12:53,129 --> 00:12:54,999 SO DO YOU STILL COLLECT ROCKS? 327 00:12:55,129 --> 00:12:56,739 GAVE IT UP. GOT 'EM ALL. 328 00:12:56,869 --> 00:13:01,179 [mouthing] 329 00:13:01,305 --> 00:13:03,785 SO IS THERE A BED IN THE CAKE 330 00:13:03,914 --> 00:13:08,484 WHERE THE LADY LIVES? 331 00:13:08,611 --> 00:13:11,311 YES. 332 00:13:11,438 --> 00:13:15,228 DOES SHE EAT HER WALLS FOR BREAKFAST? 333 00:13:19,179 --> 00:13:21,829 MAYBE. 334 00:13:21,961 --> 00:13:26,061 DOES SHE HAVE A WELCOME SIGN THAT SAYS, "HOME SWEET HOME"? 335 00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:29,830 'CAUSE IT WOULD BE TRUE. 336 00:13:29,963 --> 00:13:31,183 THAT WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY CLEVER. 337 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,181 MM-HMM. 338 00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:35,531 GOOD NEWS, DAVID. I GOT THE DRESS. 339 00:13:35,660 --> 00:13:37,620 CAROL FROM WARDROBE FOUND IT IN STORAGE. 340 00:13:37,747 --> 00:13:39,537 OH, BEAUTIFUL. SHOULD WE SEND HER A THANK-YOU CARD? 341 00:13:39,661 --> 00:13:40,921 OH, ACTUALLY, SHE SAID 342 00:13:41,052 --> 00:13:42,662 YOU COULD JUST SEND HER BACK THE BLACK LEATHER JACKET 343 00:13:42,792 --> 00:13:44,882 YOU TOOK FROM {\an8}DADDY'S BAD TO THE BONE. 344 00:13:45,009 --> 00:13:46,709 OH, NO WAY. SHE SAID I COULD KEEP IT. 345 00:13:46,836 --> 00:13:49,186 - YEAH, SHE SAID YOU'D SAY THAT. - OKAY. 346 00:13:49,315 --> 00:13:51,225 NOW I GOT THE DRESS. 347 00:13:51,359 --> 00:13:52,749 THAT'S A START. 348 00:13:52,881 --> 00:13:56,361 CAN THE CAKE LADY INVITE HER GIRLFRIENDS OVER TO PLAY? 349 00:13:56,490 --> 00:14:00,450 YES, BABY GIRL, BUT THAT GETS QUITE EXPENSIVE. 350 00:14:02,318 --> 00:14:03,978 CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CAN FLY A PLANE. 351 00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:07,400 IT'S NOT A PLANE, JOE. IT'S A JUMBO JET. 352 00:14:09,232 --> 00:14:11,192 JOE, CAN I TALK TO YOU A SEC? 353 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:15,760 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 354 00:14:15,886 --> 00:14:17,936 [sighs] JOE, OPEN YOUR EYES. 355 00:14:18,060 --> 00:14:19,970 I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, 356 00:14:20,104 --> 00:14:21,804 HIS STEPDAD IS INDIANA JONES? 357 00:14:21,930 --> 00:14:23,500 WHOSE STEPDAD IS INDIANA JONES? 358 00:14:23,627 --> 00:14:24,977 JOE HOGAN'S. 359 00:14:25,105 --> 00:14:26,805 [laughs] YEAH, I DON'T THINK SO, JOE. 360 00:14:26,932 --> 00:14:28,752 HE'S PLAYING YOU. 361 00:14:28,889 --> 00:14:30,899 OH, I GET IT, EMILY. 362 00:14:31,019 --> 00:14:32,319 YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER 363 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:34,375 BECAUSE HE'S SO MUCH COOLER THAN ME. 364 00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:38,719 JOE, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME I TRIED TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER? 365 00:14:38,847 --> 00:14:42,067 UH...NEVER? 366 00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:47,204 DAD, I DON'T GET IT. - WHAT? 367 00:14:47,328 --> 00:14:47,888 WE USED TO BE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS. 368 00:14:48,023 --> 00:14:49,503 WHY WOULD HE LIE TO ME? 369 00:14:49,633 --> 00:14:51,983 WELL, UM, JOE, I DON'T KNOW. 370 00:14:52,111 --> 00:14:53,381 MAYBE, YOU KNOW, HE'S PROBABLY GOING 371 00:14:53,503 --> 00:14:54,633 THROUGH A TOUGH TIME RIGHT NOW 372 00:14:54,764 --> 00:14:56,634 WITH HIS PARENTS SPLITTING UP AND ALL, RIGHT? 373 00:14:56,764 --> 00:15:01,034 SOMETIMES PEOPLE, TO MAKE THEMSELVES FEEL GOOD, 374 00:15:01,157 --> 00:15:02,327 THEY HAVE TO PRETEND 375 00:15:02,462 --> 00:15:03,942 THAT THEIR LIVES ARE BETTER THAN THEY ARE. 376 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,730 SO HE JUST MAKES STUFF UP? 377 00:15:05,853 --> 00:15:07,283 EXACTLY. 378 00:15:07,419 --> 00:15:09,469 EVEN GREAT ACTORS, SUCH AS MYSELF, 379 00:15:09,593 --> 00:15:11,903 CAN'T TURN FANTASY INTO REALITY. 380 00:15:12,028 --> 00:15:13,158 I MEAN, I COULD ON THE SHOW, 381 00:15:13,290 --> 00:15:15,160 BUT THEN I HAD MARCUS AND A WHOLE CREW OF GUYS 382 00:15:15,291 --> 00:15:17,031 TURNING DREAMS INTO LIFE, RIGHT? 383 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:18,690 AND BELIEVE ME, IF I HAD THE TIME, 384 00:15:18,813 --> 00:15:20,643 I WOULD HAVE THE CREW COME OUT HERE, 385 00:15:20,769 --> 00:15:23,199 AND THEY WOULD BUILD MOM A FANTASTIC SURPRISE WEDDING 386 00:15:23,335 --> 00:15:25,165 FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY TOMORROW. 387 00:15:25,293 --> 00:15:26,473 - I THINK I GET IT, DAD. - OKAY. 388 00:15:26,597 --> 00:15:28,207 - DAD. - YEAH. 389 00:15:28,336 --> 00:15:30,206 MOM'S GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW 390 00:15:30,337 --> 00:15:33,427 ON AN ALREADY-BUILT WEDDING CHAPEL SET. 391 00:15:33,555 --> 00:15:34,995 WELL, THANK YOU, NANCY NAYSAYER. 392 00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:37,600 THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME THAT WE CAN'T DO IT THEN. 393 00:15:37,730 --> 00:15:39,250 I GIVE UP. 394 00:15:39,383 --> 00:15:40,563 GO AHEAD, GIVE UP! 395 00:15:40,687 --> 00:15:43,737 I'M JUST GONNA STAY HERE UNTIL I... 396 00:15:43,861 --> 00:15:47,031 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. 397 00:15:47,167 --> 00:15:49,517 YES, MOM, YES, YES. 398 00:15:49,646 --> 00:15:52,436 YEAH, I'M WEARING SUNSCREEN. I'M FINE, YES. 399 00:15:52,559 --> 00:15:54,779 BYE, MOM. 400 00:15:54,908 --> 00:15:56,778 THAT WAS TAYLOR SWIFT. 401 00:15:56,908 --> 00:15:59,698 WE'RE DATING. 402 00:15:59,822 --> 00:16:02,782 THAT'S COOL. WANNA PLAY A VIDEO GAME? 403 00:16:02,909 --> 00:16:06,089 SURE. 404 00:16:08,519 --> 00:16:09,869 ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE, WE HAVE TO DO THIS ONE AGAIN. 405 00:16:09,998 --> 00:16:12,828 UH, AMY, TRY TO ACT LIKE YOU LOVE THE MAN. 406 00:16:12,954 --> 00:16:17,094 AMY, AMY. 407 00:16:17,217 --> 00:16:21,657 WHEN WE KISS-- AND WE WILL-- 408 00:16:21,783 --> 00:16:24,953 DON'T BE AFRAID TO GET ALL UP IN THIS, HUH? 409 00:16:29,828 --> 00:16:30,918 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, LET'S SHOOT ONE. 410 00:16:31,045 --> 00:16:33,695 CLEAR THE SET, PLEASE. 411 00:16:33,829 --> 00:16:35,089 ALL RIGHT, STAND BY. 412 00:16:35,221 --> 00:16:37,221 AND...ACTION. 413 00:16:37,351 --> 00:16:38,311 WE ARE GATHERED HERE 414 00:16:38,438 --> 00:16:40,258 TO UNITE COLONEL JAMES RICHARD CUNNINGHAM 415 00:16:40,396 --> 00:16:42,446 WITH DR. SARAH DESARIO 416 00:16:42,570 --> 00:16:44,530 IN HOLY MATRIMONY. 417 00:16:44,658 --> 00:16:46,178 DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY REASON 418 00:16:46,310 --> 00:16:47,880 WHY THESE TWO SHOULD NOT BE WED? 419 00:16:48,006 --> 00:16:50,926 SPEAK NOW, OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE. 420 00:16:51,050 --> 00:16:55,090 I OBJECT! 421 00:16:55,225 --> 00:16:58,745 DAVID, MY REAL-LIFE HUSBAND. 422 00:16:58,877 --> 00:17:03,407 WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE IN FORT PATINA FALLS? 423 00:17:03,531 --> 00:17:06,141 DR. SARAH DESARIO, 424 00:17:06,271 --> 00:17:09,581 WILL YOU MARRY ME ALL OVER AGAIN? 425 00:17:09,706 --> 00:17:15,186 SAY "YES," MOMMY! 426 00:17:15,317 --> 00:17:17,407 OF COURSE I'LL MARRY YOU ALL OVER AGAIN. 427 00:17:17,534 --> 00:17:20,884 [cries] 428 00:17:23,361 --> 00:17:25,191 MY WEDDING DRESS? - [chuckles] 429 00:17:25,319 --> 00:17:26,669 OH! 430 00:17:26,797 --> 00:17:28,277 AND... 431 00:17:28,406 --> 00:17:29,976 CUE BACKDROP. 432 00:17:30,102 --> 00:17:33,152 OH. [laughs] DAVID. 433 00:17:33,276 --> 00:17:34,886 HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, HONEY. 434 00:17:35,016 --> 00:17:36,186 OH, SWEETIE. 435 00:17:36,321 --> 00:17:39,411 DOESN'T ANYONE HAVE THE DECENCY 436 00:17:39,539 --> 00:17:42,199 TO TELL ME ABOUT THE CHANGES IN THE SCRIPT? 437 00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:44,932 I'M AGHAST! I'M APPALLED! 438 00:17:45,061 --> 00:17:47,721 I COULD HAVE A HEART ATTACK! 439 00:17:47,845 --> 00:17:51,885 I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK! 440 00:17:52,020 --> 00:17:53,460 HONEY, I'M--I'M SORRY. 441 00:17:53,586 --> 00:17:55,506 YOU REALLY DO HAVE THE WORST WEDDING-LUCK EVER. 442 00:17:55,629 --> 00:17:56,929 PLEASE, OLD PARROT-TONGUE THINKS 443 00:17:57,064 --> 00:17:58,244 HE'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK EVERY SINGLE WEEK, OKAY? 444 00:17:58,369 --> 00:18:00,239 TRUST ME, IT'S GAS. 445 00:18:00,369 --> 00:18:03,369 WE'RE DOIN' THIS. - OKAY. 446 00:18:06,501 --> 00:18:09,371 {\an8}[Pachelbel's Canon plays] 447 00:18:09,502 --> 00:18:17,512 ♪ 448 00:18:25,548 --> 00:18:28,378 YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING WITH ME. 449 00:18:28,506 --> 00:18:31,336 BECAME AN ORDAINED MINISTER TO MAKE SOME EXTRA CASH. 450 00:18:34,637 --> 00:18:36,507 DEARLY BELOVED... 451 00:18:36,638 --> 00:18:38,198 A LONG TIME AGO, 452 00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:41,944 IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY... 453 00:18:42,074 --> 00:18:43,244 {\an8}STAR WARS? 454 00:18:43,379 --> 00:18:46,039 OH, I WAS ORDAINED ONLINE. 455 00:18:46,161 --> 00:18:49,771 BY THE TEMPLE OF THE JEDI ORDER. 456 00:18:49,901 --> 00:18:51,211 [as Yoda] "AS THE JEDI TEACH US, 457 00:18:51,337 --> 00:18:53,987 TAKE MARRIAGE LIGHTLY NOT." - OKAY, I GOT IT. 458 00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:55,120 I GOT IT, LET ME TAKE IT FROM HERE. 459 00:18:55,251 --> 00:18:56,121 OKAY, THANK YOU. 460 00:18:56,251 --> 00:18:58,341 GOOD WORK SERIOUSLY, GOOD WORK. 461 00:18:58,469 --> 00:19:00,419 UM... 462 00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:03,736 AMY... 463 00:19:03,861 --> 00:19:07,261 17 YEARS AGO... 464 00:19:07,384 --> 00:19:10,294 IN A COURTROOM FAR, FAR AWAY... 465 00:19:13,603 --> 00:19:15,043 YOU GAVE ME THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE. 466 00:19:15,168 --> 00:19:16,388 [sighs] 467 00:19:16,517 --> 00:19:18,687 AND NOW I HOPE THAT I CAN... 468 00:19:18,821 --> 00:19:20,651 GIVE YOU YOURS. 469 00:19:20,778 --> 00:19:22,698 - YOU ARE, DAVID. - [laughs] 470 00:19:22,822 --> 00:19:24,212 OH. 471 00:19:24,344 --> 00:19:28,564 I LOVE YOU. MMM. 472 00:19:32,824 --> 00:19:36,344 THANKS AGAIN FOR GIVING ME MY WEDDING, DAVID. 473 00:19:36,477 --> 00:19:37,827 YOU SHOULD FACEBOOK YOUR EX-WIFE MORE OFTEN. 474 00:19:37,956 --> 00:19:38,876 [laughs] 475 00:19:38,999 --> 00:19:40,829 HEY, THIS IS OUR WEDDING NIGHT. 476 00:19:40,956 --> 00:19:43,176 IT'S NOT OVER YET. 477 00:19:43,305 --> 00:19:48,395 - DAVID... - NO, NOT THAT, SILLY. 478 00:19:48,523 --> 00:19:49,963 NOW LISTEN, 479 00:19:50,088 --> 00:19:51,608 YOU ONCE TOLD ME THAT YOU ALWAYS WANTED 480 00:19:51,741 --> 00:19:54,181 TO DANCE TO ONE PARTICULAR WEDDING SONG. 481 00:19:54,307 --> 00:19:59,357 - MM-HMM, MM-HMM. - FOLLOW ME. 482 00:19:59,482 --> 00:20:04,132 ♪ I'LL REACH OUT MY HAND TO YOU ♪ 483 00:20:04,266 --> 00:20:06,706 ♪ I'LL HAVE FAITH 484 00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:10,011 ♪ IN ALL YOU DO 485 00:20:10,137 --> 00:20:14,357 ♪ JUST CALL MY NAME 486 00:20:14,485 --> 00:20:17,705 ♪ AND I'LL BE THERE 487 00:20:17,833 --> 00:20:22,583 ♪ 488 00:20:22,705 --> 00:20:27,055 ♪ I'LL BE THERE WITH LOVE THAT'S STRONG ♪ 489 00:20:27,183 --> 00:20:29,663 ♪ I'LL BE YOUR STRENGTH 490 00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:33,933 ♪ I'LL KEEP HOLDING ON 491 00:20:34,055 --> 00:20:37,445 ♪ JUST CALL MY NAME 492 00:20:37,577 --> 00:20:40,977 ♪ I'LL BE THERE 493 00:20:41,027 --> 00:20:45,577 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33966

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