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HERE COMES RICKY.
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all: BOO!
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HOW WAS HOCKEY PRACTICE,
SON?
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GREAT, DAD.
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[canned laughter]
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SON, DID YOU FORGET
YOUR MOUTH GUARD?
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PSYCH, DAD!
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[both laugh]
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all: BOO!
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- THIS IS FUN. RICKY STINKS.
- [chuckles]
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WHY DOES RICKY STINK
AGAIN?
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WELL, HONEY,
BECAUSE AFTER {\an8}SEE DAD RUN,
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HE GOT A BIG HEAD
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AND HE WAS RUDE TO ALL OF US,
ESPECIALLY EMILY.
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YEAH, HE STARTED DOING MOVIES,
SELLING OUT CONCERTS,
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DATING GIRLS NAMED TAYLOR,
AND--
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AND SUDDENLY HE WENT
FROM RICKY ADAMS TO...
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all: [taunting]
RICKY ADAMS.
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OH, HERE HE COMES AGAIN!
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all: BOO!
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YOU'RE TEACHING THE KIDS
TO BOO RICKY?
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YEAH, HONEY, BUT NOW,
WE'RE DOING IT AS A FAMILY.
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OUR DISLIKE OF RICKY
IS BRINGING US CLOSER TOGETHER.
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all: BOO!
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DAVID, CAN I SEE YOU
IN THE KITCHEN?
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all: OOH!
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[upbeat music]
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♪
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DAVID, HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA
HOLD THIS GRUDGE AGAINST RICKY?
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I WOULDN'T CALL IT
A GRUDGE.
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WELL, EVERY TIME
HE CALLS TO APOLOGIZE,
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YOU SAY,
"HE'S DEAD TO ME."
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YOU KNOW,
THAT'S KIND OF A GRUDGE.
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HONEY,
THERE'S A VERY IMPORTANT BOND
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BETWEEN A TV DAD AND A TV SON,
AND HE BROKE IT.
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WELL, IN SOME STRANGE WORLD
THAT MAY BE TRUE.
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IN THE TV WORLD.
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YOU DON'T LISTEN TO ME
ANYMORE, DO YOU?
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[laughs] DAVID,
JUST WATCH HOW YOU PLAY
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THE WHOLE TV SON DRAMA
IN FRONT OF YOUR REAL LIFE KIDS.
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OKAY?
THEY WATCH YOUR EVERY MOVE.
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OH, OKAY.
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JUST SO YOU KNOW,
JANIE DELETED
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MY {\an8}TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE EPISODES
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TO MAKE ROOM
FOR {\an8}DORA THE EXPLORER,
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SO SHE'S DEAD TO ME!
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AND THERE IT IS.
[clears throat]
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DAVID, COME ON,
WHY DON'T YOU CALL RICKY BACK?
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HE MISSES YOU. LISTEN.
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[answering machine beep]
- [on machine ] HEY, DAVID.
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IT'S RICKY.
CAN YOU CALL ME BACK, PLEASE?
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[answering machine beep]
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DAVID! RICKY AGAIN.
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HEY, IF YOU HAVE A CHANCE,
I'M AROUND.
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DAVID, PLEASE CALL MY SON
BACK. HE'S NOT EATING.
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MOM,
I'M ON THE PHONE!
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OOH.
MAMA, HE IS SUFFERING.
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BOO!
HEY, GUYS, GUESS WHAT?
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YOU ARE LOOKING
AT ONE OF THE NOMINEES
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FOR FRESHMAN
CLASS PRESIDENT.
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- OH! CONGRATULATIONS.
- OH, HONEY!
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- OH, MY GOSH, THAT'S SO GREAT.
- EMILY, THAT'S GREAT.
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YEAH,
HOLD YOUR APPLAUSE.
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I'M RUNNING AGAINST THE SON
OF SOMEONE ON DAD'S GRUDGE LIST.
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STAMOS?
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DANZA?
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[gasps]
KELLY RIPA?
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NO, IT'S XANDER MCGINLEY,
TED MCGINLEY'S SON.
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- OH, NO.
- TED MCGINLEY'S NOT
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ON MY GRUDGE LIST,
HE'S ON MY "DEAD TO ME" LIST.
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DAVID,
YOU GOTTA LET IT GO.
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AFTER WHAT HE DID
TO ME?
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AND THE 2008 WINNER
OF TELEVISION'S
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"DAD OF THE YEAR" IS...
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A TIE BETWEEN DAVID HOBBS
FROM {\an8}SEE DAD RUN
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AND TED MCGINLEY
FROM {\an8}TED PLUS TEN.
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[cheers and applause]
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THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
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CONGRATULATIONS, TED.
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AFTER YOU.
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- OH!
- OH!
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OH!
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- OW! [grunts]
- [laughs]
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AH! AH! AH! AH!
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- AH!
- [winces]
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[breathing hard] WOW.
[laughs]
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THANK YOU SO MUCH.
THIS IS TRULY AN HONOR.
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I'M DEEPLY BLESSED--
- HE BIT ME!
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I'M BLEEDING
FROM THE CALF.
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I JUST WANT TO--
I JUST WANT TO--
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WHY ARE YOU PUSHING ME?
I WANT TO THANK SOME PEOPLE.
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- THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
- I WANT TO THANK
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THE HAIR AND MAKEUP DEPARTMENT.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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YOU KNOW THAT I STILL GET
A DULL PAIN IN MY LEG
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WHENEVER IT RAINS?
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LISTEN, THIS IS MY CHANCE
TO GET BACK AT HIM.
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EMILY, PLEASE,
LET ME HELP YOU BEAT HIM.
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DAD, XANDER IS NOT TED.
HE'S A PERFECTLY NICE GUY.
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PLEASE, I WANT TO WIN
THIS ELECTION ON MY OWN MERIT.
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I--OKAY, I UNDERSTAND
THAT WINNING ON YOUR OWN MERIT
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IS VERY IMPORTANT...
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RIGHT AFTER DOING ANYTHING
THAT HUMILIATES TED MCGINLEY.
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MOM.
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CAN HE DO POSTERS
AND BUTTONS?
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FINE, POSTERS AND BUTTONS,
BUT THAT IS IT.
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HE BIT ME!
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ON NATIONAL TELEVISION!
HE BROKE THE SKIN!
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VOTE FOR MY SISTER.
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SHE PROMISES TO TREAT YOU
BETTER THAN SHE TREATS US.
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WELL, IT COULD'VE BEEN
A LOT WORSE.
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[dramatic music]
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[on TV] THIS IS
THE EMILY HOBBS STORY.
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AND HERE COMES WORSE.
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EMILY HOBBS,
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DAUGHTER OF AMERICA'S
NUMBER ONE DAD, DAVID HOBBS.
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FROM THE MOMENT
SHE ENTERED THIS WORLD,
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SHE WAS
A NATURAL BORN LEADER,
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SOMEONE WHO CARES
ABOUT HER SCHOOL,
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HER FAMILY, AND ANIMALS,
EVEN THE UGLY ONES.
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A VOTE FOR EMILY HOBBS
IS A VOTE FOR A BETTER TOMORROW.
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{\an8}SEE DAD RUN NOW AVAILABLE
ON DVD AND BLU-RAY.
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[cheers and applause]
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[dramatic chord]
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[thunder clap]
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[cheers and applause]
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VOTE XANDER MCGINLEY
AND WATCH THE MAGIC HAPPEN.
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[chuckles]
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[cheers and applause]
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- TED.
- DAVID.
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HOW'S THAT SCRAWNY CALF?
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STILL CARRY
THE MARK OF MCGINLEY?
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[laughs]
PLEASE.
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THOSE PORCELAIN VENEERS
BARELY BROKE THE SKIN.
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YOU EVER FIND THAT SIZE FIVE
LADY SHOE OF YOURS?
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[laughs]
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I SEE YOU KEPT
YOUR CURLY-HAIRED MAN BOY.
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MY ASSISTANT, TED.
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YEAH, TED.
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
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I HAVE TO GO
MAKE NUMBER ONE...
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ON MY OWN.
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I'M SORRY.
I TRIED TO TALK MY DAD
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OUT OF MAKING THIS ELECTION
ABOUT HIM.
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I TRY TALKING MY DAD OUT
OF MAKING EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM.
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[laughs]
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OH, ADMIT IT, HOBBS.
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YOU DIDN'T DESERVE
TO SHARE THAT AWARD WITH ME.
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ON {\an8}TED PLUS TEN,
I RAISED TEN TV KIDS,
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WHILE YOU RAISED TWO.
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YOUR NEXT SHOW
SHOULD BE
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{\an8}CALF BITER:
THE TED MCGINLEY STORY,
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OR--OR, WAIT A MINUTE,
HOW 'BOUT
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{\an8}TED MCGINLEY, OWNER
OF A FREAKISHLY SMALL HEAD,
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WHICH I AM NOW CRUSHING.
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WELL, MINE'S
NOT AS SMALL AS YOURS.
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YEAH, YOU HAVE
A LITTLE PEANUT HEAD.
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REALLY? YOURS IS--
both: DAD!
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TRUST ME,
YOU BOTH HAVE HUGE HEADS.
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YEAH, UNCOOL, DAD.
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YEAH, SO UNCOOL.
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DAD, WHAT HAPPENED
TO POSTERS AND BUTTONS?
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[sighs] SORRY, EMILY.
XANDER, I APOLOGIZE.
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YEAH, ME TOO. DAVID,
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE END THIS,
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AND LET THE KIDS
HAVE THEIR ELECTION?
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SURE.
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[both grunt]
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HONEY,
I AM SO GLAD
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YOU FINALLY
LET THE MCGINLEY GRUDGE GO,
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WHICH LEADS US
TO RICKY.
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HONEY,
YOU'VE GOTTA FORGIVE HIM.
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IT'LL TEACH OUR KIDS
A VALUABLE LESSON.
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I JUST DON'T WANT
TO SEE HIS FACE RIGHT NOW.
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[knocking at the door]
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WHY AM I SEEING HIS FACE
RIGHT NOW?
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HE'S BEEN WAITING OUT THERE
ALL DAY.
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- WHAT?
- I THINK HIS MOTHER'S
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PARKED ACROSS THE STREET.
- HONEY, NO, NO, NO.
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I CAN'T BE THE BIGGER PERSON
TWICE IN ONE DAY.
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- SHH!
- I'M NOT OPRAH.
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HEY, RICKY BROUGHT CUPCAKES.
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THANK YOU...RICHARD.
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DAVID, I JUST WANTED
TO TELL YOU FACE-TO-FACE
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THAT I'M SORRY
ABOUT THE WAY I BEHAVED.
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BECOMING A CELEBRITY
CAN REALLY CHANGE YOU.
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I WAS ALL,
"YO, I'M RICKY ADAMS."
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SO I DROPPED
THE ENTOURAGE,
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I MOVED BACK HOME,
AND NOW MY MOM MANAGES ME.
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WHICH, IN RETROSPECT,
WAS PROBABLY A MISTAKE.
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both: BOO!
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HEY, HEY, HEY.
WE DO NOT BOO RICKY ANYMORE.
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WHY? IT BROUGHT US TOGETHER
AS A FAMILY.
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THERE GOES
"LET'S BOO RICKY" NIGHT.
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HEY, THAT'S OKAY.
I PROBABLY DESERVE THAT.
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[sighs]
HEY, THANKS FOR LETTING ME
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GET THIS OFF MY CHEST.
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HOLD ON, RICKY.
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I--OH!
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I DIDN'T MEAN THAT LITERALLY.
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- OH, YEAH. [chuckles]
- LISTEN,
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YOU MADE A MISTAKE
AND YOU LEARNED FROM IT.
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I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE
YOU BIT ME.
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I WOULD NEVER BITE YOU, DAVID.
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- OH! [laughing] OKAY. ALL--
- EMILY!
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HEY, LOOK, I FEEL TERRIBLE
ABOUT THE WAY I TREATED YOU,
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AND, UM, I HOPE THAT ONE DAY,
YOU CAN FORGIVE ME.
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BOO.
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ALL RIGHT, THIS IS EMILY'S
LAST CAMPAIGN DAY, GUYS,
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SO WE HAVE TO
COME UP WITH A PLAN
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BEFORE SHE GETS HOME,
OKAY?
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WHERE ARE WE
WITH THE UNIONS?
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STUDENT UNION REFUSES
TO OFFICIALLY BACK A CANDIDATE,
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BUT THE CROSSING GUARDS SAY
THAT THEY CAN
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GET THE CHESS CLUB
TO GO HOBBS.
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YOU KNOW, I DON'T TRUST
THE CHESS CLUB GUYS.
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TOO MANY HOURS ALONE
WITH NO FEMALE INTERACTION.
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I WAS CAPTAIN
OF THE CHESS CLUB.
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CHECK AND NO MATE.
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- DAD, I'M HOME.
- WELL, I GUESS
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EVERYBODY IN OUR BOOK CLUB
CAN AGREE THAT--
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THAT WALDO
IS IN A LOT OF PLACES.
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UH, IF YOU CAN
FIND HIM.
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RIGHT.
[laughter]
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OKAY.
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CAN WE JUST
SKIP PAST THE PART
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WHERE I ACCUSE YOU ALL
OF NOT HAVING A BOOK CLUB,
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WHEN YOU'RE ACTUALLY PLANNING
SOME HAREBRAINED SCHEME
227
00:10:25,513 --> 00:10:28,473
FOR MY CAMPAIGN?
228
00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:31,990
- UH, YES, MA'AM. [mumbling]
- YEAH. OH, MY GOD.
229
00:10:32,121 --> 00:10:35,561
I WAS REALLY NERVOUS.
I'M NOT A GOOD LIAR. I'M SORRY.
230
00:10:35,687 --> 00:10:36,817
I THOUGHT SO.
231
00:10:36,947 --> 00:10:37,997
SWEETIE, SIT DOWN.
232
00:10:38,121 --> 00:10:40,771
LOOK, I'M JUST
TRYING TO HELP YOU.
233
00:10:40,903 --> 00:10:42,863
I LOVE THE FACT
THAT YOU THINK
234
00:10:42,991 --> 00:10:45,781
THE WORLD IS
ALL BUTTERFLIES AND RAINBOWS,
235
00:10:45,903 --> 00:10:47,473
BUT I KNOW
TED MCGINLEY,
236
00:10:47,599 --> 00:10:50,029
AND HIS SON
IS PROBABLY JUST LIKE HIM.
237
00:10:50,165 --> 00:10:52,305
THESE PEOPLE
WILL WIN AT ALL COSTS.
238
00:10:52,425 --> 00:10:56,385
IF YOU THINK THAT THEY'RE NOT
GONNA PULL SOMETHING,
239
00:10:56,512 --> 00:10:58,082
THEY'RE GONNA
MOP THE FLOOR WITH YOU.
240
00:10:58,207 --> 00:11:00,687
ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, DAD?
241
00:11:00,816 --> 00:11:02,636
THIS IS
REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME.
242
00:11:02,773 --> 00:11:05,773
YEAH, I KNOW, HONEY.
THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE TO TRUST ME.
243
00:11:05,903 --> 00:11:09,163
YOU HAVE TO FIGHT FIRE
WITH FIRE, OKAY?
244
00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:13,864
AND IF I'M WRONG...
IF I'M WRONG...
245
00:11:13,990 --> 00:11:15,950
I WILL SHAVE MY HEAD.
246
00:11:16,077 --> 00:11:18,127
WOW.
247
00:11:18,251 --> 00:11:19,691
YOU'RE SERIOUS?
248
00:11:19,815 --> 00:11:23,725
I CONSIDER MY HAIR
ONE OF MY CHILDREN...
249
00:11:23,859 --> 00:11:25,869
ONLY THEY'VE BEEN WITH ME LONGER
AND DON'T TALK BACK,
250
00:11:25,990 --> 00:11:28,990
SO YES,
I'M PRETTY DAMN SERIOUS.
251
00:11:34,641 --> 00:11:37,901
GET IN LINE AND TAKE A PICTURE
WITH AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE DAD,
252
00:11:38,033 --> 00:11:40,733
DAVID HOBBS,
AND VOTE EMILY HOBBS.
253
00:11:42,728 --> 00:11:45,128
ALL RIGHT, GOOD MAN.
ENJOY YOUR PHOTO. VOTE EMILY.
254
00:11:47,076 --> 00:11:49,776
MCGINLEY
HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING.
255
00:11:50,771 --> 00:11:54,171
BEAT IT, MAN BOY.
256
00:11:54,293 --> 00:11:57,943
FINE, I'LL GO.
257
00:11:58,076 --> 00:12:00,596
BUT I'M TAKIN' THIS
WITH ME.
258
00:12:06,032 --> 00:12:09,862
NICE PHOTO BOOTH, HOBBS.
WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR HANDSHAKE?
259
00:12:09,989 --> 00:12:12,509
I KNEW BETTER THAN TO TRUST
A SNAKE LIKE YOU, MCGINLEY.
260
00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:14,300
[beeps]
261
00:12:14,423 --> 00:12:16,293
[photo snap]
262
00:12:16,423 --> 00:12:17,603
HOW DO YOU EVEN
LOOK IN THE MIRROR,
263
00:12:17,727 --> 00:12:20,637
MR. "150 SHADES OF GREY HAIR"?
264
00:12:20,771 --> 00:12:23,951
[laughs]
- MY HAIR IS NOT GREY.
265
00:12:24,075 --> 00:12:25,205
[beeps]
266
00:12:25,336 --> 00:12:28,216
[photo snap]
267
00:12:28,336 --> 00:12:30,426
I'M TALKING ABOUT YOUR EARS,
OLD MAN.
268
00:12:30,553 --> 00:12:31,983
LOOK WHO'S TALKING,
269
00:12:32,118 --> 00:12:32,908
MR. "TED PLUS TEN POUNDS
TOO HEAVY
270
00:12:33,031 --> 00:12:34,291
TO WEAR THOSE SKINNY JEANS."
271
00:12:34,423 --> 00:12:35,943
OH, YEAH?
YOU GOT EAR ROPES.
272
00:12:36,075 --> 00:12:36,995
- THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT.
- HEY, HEY, HEY.
273
00:12:37,118 --> 00:12:37,678
both: NOT THE FACE.
NOT THE FACE.
274
00:12:37,813 --> 00:12:40,123
[beeps]
[photo snap]
275
00:12:40,249 --> 00:12:42,299
THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT.
THAT'S IT, NO.
276
00:12:42,422 --> 00:12:43,292
YOU WANT SOME OF THAT?
YOU WANT SOME MORE?
277
00:12:43,422 --> 00:12:44,852
THIS IS GRAPPLING.
278
00:12:44,988 --> 00:12:46,158
CAN I SPEAK WITH MY DAD?
279
00:12:46,291 --> 00:12:48,991
JUST DON'T USE
ANY BIG WORDS.
280
00:12:50,596 --> 00:12:52,036
CAN YOU BELIEVE
THAT GUY?
281
00:12:52,161 --> 00:12:54,771
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I TRUSTED YOU, DAD.
282
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:57,069
YOU WERE WRONG
ABOUT THE MCGINLEYS.
283
00:12:57,204 --> 00:13:00,084
WAIT TILL YOU SEE
WHAT THEY PULLED.
284
00:13:01,552 --> 00:13:04,252
CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES.
285
00:13:07,769 --> 00:13:09,289
I'M SORRY, EMILY.
286
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:11,472
I AM HUMILIATED.
287
00:13:11,595 --> 00:13:14,995
BUT AFTER TONIGHT,
AT LEAST I WON'T BE ALONE.
288
00:13:17,682 --> 00:13:19,512
OH, NO.
MY BABIES.
289
00:13:19,638 --> 00:13:22,338
[beeps]
[photo snap]
290
00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:31,560
DAD, IT'S TIME
TO FACE THE MUSIC.
291
00:13:31,682 --> 00:13:33,372
WAY AHEAD OF YOU.
292
00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:37,598
[screams]
DAD, YOU'RE HIDEOUS!
293
00:13:37,724 --> 00:13:40,984
I MEAN--[chuckles]
DOESN'T LOOK THAT BAD.
294
00:13:41,116 --> 00:13:43,246
WHAT AM I SAYING,
IT'S HORRIBLE!
295
00:13:43,377 --> 00:13:48,477
EMILY, WE HAD A DEAL.
I WAS WRONG.
296
00:13:48,594 --> 00:13:51,024
NO, I WAS WRONG.
YOUR HEAD LOOKS LIKE A KNEE.
297
00:13:54,463 --> 00:13:57,123
LISTEN, I GUESS
WITH ALL THE ENERGY
298
00:13:57,246 --> 00:14:01,946
I POURED INTO GETTING EVEN
WITH MCGINLEY,
299
00:14:02,072 --> 00:14:05,862
I ENDED UP HURTING YOU,
AND AGAIN, I'M SORRY.
300
00:14:05,985 --> 00:14:08,675
THAT GRUDGE,
DEAD TO ME.
301
00:14:08,810 --> 00:14:10,900
I CAN SEE MY REFLECTION
IN YOUR HEAD
302
00:14:11,028 --> 00:14:12,908
AND IT'S FREAKING ME OUT.
303
00:14:13,028 --> 00:14:16,158
WOW, DAD,
YOU REALLY DID IT.
304
00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:18,599
DADDY, YOU LOOK LIKE
THAT MOVIE STAR.
305
00:14:18,723 --> 00:14:22,723
- BRUCE WILLIS?
- NO, E.T.
306
00:14:22,854 --> 00:14:25,034
WELL, DAD, IF YOU CAN
SHAVE YOUR HEAD, SO CAN I.
307
00:14:25,159 --> 00:14:26,599
ME TOO.
308
00:14:26,723 --> 00:14:27,983
WHOA, UM--
309
00:14:28,115 --> 00:14:29,375
HOLD IT!
310
00:14:29,506 --> 00:14:32,036
NOBODY'S SHAVING ANYTHING.
311
00:14:32,158 --> 00:14:35,328
MOM'S RIGHT. I NEVER
WANTED IT TO GO THIS FAR.
312
00:14:35,462 --> 00:14:37,902
ME NEITHER.
I TRIED, HONEY,
313
00:14:38,027 --> 00:14:39,987
BUT I COULDN'T
GO THROUGH WITH IT.
314
00:14:44,288 --> 00:14:46,028
BUT IF YOU STILL
WANT ME TO--
315
00:14:46,158 --> 00:14:48,028
YOU DIDN'T
REALLY DO IT?
316
00:14:48,158 --> 00:14:49,818
OH, THANK GOODNESS!
- OH.
317
00:14:49,940 --> 00:14:51,890
YOUR HAIR REALLY IS
YOUR BEST FEATURE.
318
00:14:52,027 --> 00:14:55,027
[sighs]
- I KNOW.
319
00:14:57,288 --> 00:14:59,948
WELL, I SHAVED IT.
SOLIDARITY, DAVID.
320
00:15:02,374 --> 00:15:04,814
WHY DO YOU STILL
HAVE HAIR?
321
00:15:04,940 --> 00:15:07,160
BALD CAP, KEVIN.
322
00:15:07,287 --> 00:15:09,987
BAG OF HAIR, DAVID.
323
00:15:14,635 --> 00:15:16,635
[doorbell rings]
324
00:15:18,461 --> 00:15:19,721
RICKY, PLEASE,
NOT NOW.
325
00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:21,422
EMILY,
I JUST NEED A MINUTE.
326
00:15:21,548 --> 00:15:24,718
I PROMISE YOU'LL WANT TO HEAR
WHAT I HAVE TO SAY.
327
00:15:27,070 --> 00:15:30,340
- WHAT YOU GOT THERE?
- BEES.
328
00:15:30,461 --> 00:15:32,681
WE'RE GONNA RELEASE THEM
WHEN XANDER GIVES HIS SPEECH.
329
00:15:32,808 --> 00:15:35,378
OH. OH. I THOUGHT
YOU WERE GONNA TALK TO THEM?
330
00:15:35,504 --> 00:15:37,544
OH, YEAH, OKAY.
331
00:15:37,678 --> 00:15:39,418
[clears throat]
LISTEN, GUYS,
332
00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:43,467
I MAY HAVE INADVERTENTLY
SET A BAD EXAMPLE, OKAY?
333
00:15:43,591 --> 00:15:46,161
HOLDING A GRUDGE,
334
00:15:46,286 --> 00:15:50,336
IT'S KIND OF LIKE
RELEASING A JAR OF BEES.
335
00:15:50,460 --> 00:15:54,380
CHANCES ARE, YOU'RE THE ONE
THAT'S GONNA GET STUNG.
336
00:15:54,504 --> 00:15:58,024
- OH, MY GOSH, HONEY.
- WOW, THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD.
337
00:15:58,156 --> 00:16:00,286
WELCOME TO ELECTION DAY, FRESHMEN.
338
00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:03,067
IT'S TIME TO HEAR FROM
YOUR CANDIDATES FOR PRESIDENT.
339
00:16:03,199 --> 00:16:06,939
[cheers and applause]
340
00:16:07,069 --> 00:16:09,249
- I'M SORRY.
- FOR WHAT?
341
00:16:09,373 --> 00:16:11,073
THIS.
[snaps fingers]
342
00:16:11,199 --> 00:16:12,629
[whistling count-off]
343
00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:15,634
[marching band fanfare]
344
00:16:15,764 --> 00:16:18,724
♪
345
00:16:18,851 --> 00:16:21,891
I KNEW IT. I KNEW
I WASN'T WRONG. I KNEW IT.
346
00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:24,244
♪
347
00:16:24,372 --> 00:16:26,412
[whistling]
348
00:16:26,546 --> 00:16:28,546
[music stops]
349
00:16:28,677 --> 00:16:31,557
[cheers and applause]
350
00:16:31,677 --> 00:16:34,327
YOU GET A T-SHIRT!
YOU GET A T-SHIRT!
351
00:16:34,459 --> 00:16:36,069
EVERYBODY GETS A T-SHIRT!
352
00:16:36,198 --> 00:16:37,118
[cheers and applause]
- I GOT ONE!
353
00:16:37,242 --> 00:16:40,592
I GOT IT! I GOT IT!
YEAH! [laughs] WHOO!
354
00:16:40,719 --> 00:16:44,109
- HONEY.
- I'M SORRY.
355
00:16:44,242 --> 00:16:47,542
SUCKA.
[laughs]
356
00:16:47,676 --> 00:16:50,686
WOW, AMAZE ALERT!
357
00:16:50,806 --> 00:16:53,636
AND NOW, EMILY HOBBS.
358
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:56,113
[applause]
359
00:16:56,241 --> 00:16:59,201
THANKS, ANNABELLE.
360
00:16:59,328 --> 00:17:01,678
FELLOW CLASSMATES,
I WANT TO BE YOUR PRESIDENT
361
00:17:01,806 --> 00:17:03,676
TO CHANGE THE WAY
THINGS RUN AROUND HERE.
362
00:17:03,806 --> 00:17:05,326
IF WE WORK TOGETHER,
WE CAN HAVE
363
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,988
A STRONG AND POWERFUL
STUDENT UNION.
364
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:11,240
OH, SHE IS GONNA
GET SLAUGHTERED.
365
00:17:11,371 --> 00:17:13,371
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
THAT CAN SAVE HER.
366
00:17:13,502 --> 00:17:15,982
[whispering]
RELEASE THE BEES.
367
00:17:16,110 --> 00:17:19,070
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
YOU LET HER DO THIS ON HER OWN.
368
00:17:19,197 --> 00:17:21,067
I WANTED THIS ELECTION
TO BE FAIR,
369
00:17:21,197 --> 00:17:24,287
BUT A SMART MAN
WITH A GREAT HEAD OF HAIR
370
00:17:24,414 --> 00:17:28,464
ONCE TOLD ME THAT
PEOPLE DON'T ALWAYS PLAY FAIR.
371
00:17:28,588 --> 00:17:31,158
SOMETIMES, PEOPLE TRY
TO GET THE BEST OF YOU,
372
00:17:31,283 --> 00:17:34,243
BUT REALLY, THEY ONLY
MAKE YOU STRONGER.
373
00:17:34,370 --> 00:17:36,370
KEVIN?
374
00:17:38,762 --> 00:17:43,162
PLEASE WELCOME MY FRIEND,
RICKY ADAMS.
375
00:17:43,283 --> 00:17:44,243
[Kelly Clarkson's {\an8}Stronger]
[cheers and applause]
376
00:17:44,370 --> 00:17:45,710
BOOM.
377
00:17:45,848 --> 00:17:48,238
♪ THINK YOU LEFT ME
BROKEN DOWN ♪
378
00:17:48,370 --> 00:17:50,460
♪ THINK THAT
I'D COME RUNNING BACK ♪
379
00:17:50,587 --> 00:17:54,197
♪ BABY, YOU DON'T KNOW ME,
'CAUSE YOU'RE DEAD WRONG ♪
380
00:17:54,327 --> 00:17:57,067
♪ WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU
MAKES YOU STRONGER ♪
381
00:17:57,196 --> 00:17:59,076
♪ STAND A LITTLE TALLER
382
00:17:59,196 --> 00:18:02,936
♪ DOESN'T MEAN I'M LONELY
WHEN I'M ALONE ♪
383
00:18:03,066 --> 00:18:05,506
both: ♪ WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU
MAKES YOU A FIGHTER ♪
384
00:18:05,630 --> 00:18:07,800
♪ FOOTSTEPS EVEN LIGHTER
385
00:18:07,935 --> 00:18:11,375
♪ DOESN'T MEAN I'M OVER
'CAUSE YOU'RE GONE ♪
386
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:14,550
both: ♪ WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU
MAKES YOU STRONGER ♪
387
00:18:14,674 --> 00:18:16,284
♪ STRONGER
388
00:18:16,413 --> 00:18:19,333
♪ JUST ME, MYSELF, AND I
389
00:18:19,456 --> 00:18:21,846
♪ WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU
MAKES YOU STRONGER ♪
390
00:18:21,978 --> 00:18:24,288
♪ STAND A LITTLE TALLER
391
00:18:24,413 --> 00:18:29,503
♪ DOESN'T MEAN I'M LONELY
WHEN I'M ALONE ♪
392
00:18:29,629 --> 00:18:32,979
♪ YOU HEARD THAT I WAS
STARTING OVER ♪
393
00:18:33,108 --> 00:18:37,638
♪ WITH SOMEONE NEW,
YEAH ♪
394
00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:40,070
♪ YOU DIDN'T THINK
THAT I'D COME BACK ♪
395
00:18:40,194 --> 00:18:41,974
♪ I'D COME BACK SWINGING
396
00:18:42,107 --> 00:18:44,197
♪ YOU TRY TO BREAK ME,
BUT YOU SEE ♪
397
00:18:44,325 --> 00:18:46,855
♪ WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU
MAKES YOU STRONGER ♪
398
00:18:46,977 --> 00:18:48,937
♪ STAND A LITTLE TALLER
399
00:18:49,064 --> 00:18:52,324
♪ DOESN'T MEAN I'M LONELY
WHEN I'M ALONE ♪
400
00:18:52,455 --> 00:18:54,715
both: ♪ WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU
MAKES YOU A FIGHTER ♪
401
00:18:54,846 --> 00:18:57,336
♪ FOOTSTEPS EVEN LIGHTER
402
00:18:57,455 --> 00:19:00,805
♪ DOESN'T MEAN I'M OVER
'CAUSE YOU'RE GONE ♪
403
00:19:00,933 --> 00:19:04,023
both: ♪ WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU
MAKES YOU STRONGER ♪
404
00:19:04,151 --> 00:19:09,331
[cheers and applause]
405
00:19:14,498 --> 00:19:19,068
OH! CONGRATULATIONS,
MADAME PRESIDENT.
406
00:19:19,193 --> 00:19:21,803
MM, MM, MM. OH.
- [laughs] GOOD WORK, HONEY.
407
00:19:21,932 --> 00:19:24,282
- YOU!
- WELL, YOU INSPIRED ME.
408
00:19:24,411 --> 00:19:26,931
YOU GOT ME
TO FORGIVE RICKY.
409
00:19:27,063 --> 00:19:28,113
HOW DID YOU KNOW
THE MCGINLEYS
410
00:19:28,237 --> 00:19:30,807
HAD ONE LAST TRICK
UP THEIR SLEEVE?
411
00:19:30,932 --> 00:19:32,102
WELL,
MCGINLEY CALLED,
412
00:19:32,237 --> 00:19:34,067
THOUGHT I'D BE HAPPY
TO TAKE DOWN A HOBBS.
413
00:19:34,193 --> 00:19:37,543
HE WAS WRONG. NOBODY
BITES MY TV DAD IN THE CALF.
414
00:19:37,671 --> 00:19:39,541
THAT'S MY TV BOY.
415
00:19:39,671 --> 00:19:41,451
THANKS AGAIN, RICKY.
416
00:19:41,584 --> 00:19:42,454
ANYTHING FOR YOU,
BLUE EYES.
417
00:19:42,584 --> 00:19:45,154
[giggles]
418
00:19:45,279 --> 00:19:46,409
[over P.A.]
RICKY ADAMS,
419
00:19:46,540 --> 00:19:48,370
YOUR MOM'S WAITING
IN THE PARKING LOT.
420
00:19:48,497 --> 00:19:50,237
MOM!
421
00:19:50,366 --> 00:19:53,066
I GOTTA LEARN HOW TO DRIVE.
- [laughs]
422
00:19:54,279 --> 00:19:57,929
MAMA'S BOY.
423
00:19:58,062 --> 00:19:59,712
WELL, AMY,
YOU WERE RIGHT.
424
00:19:59,845 --> 00:20:01,845
AFTER A WHILE, YOUR CHILDREN
START TO TAKE AFTER YOU.
425
00:20:01,975 --> 00:20:05,505
- UH-HUH.
- AND YOU'RE WELCOME.
426
00:20:05,627 --> 00:20:08,537
OH, UH, HANG ON. HANG ON.
WAIT HERE FOR A SECOND.
427
00:20:08,670 --> 00:20:11,550
TED.
- DAVID.
428
00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:13,320
I HAVE TO HAND IT
TO YOU.
429
00:20:13,453 --> 00:20:15,323
YOU HAVE
A PRETTY AMAZING DAUGHTER.
430
00:20:15,452 --> 00:20:18,372
THANK YOU.
I THINK SO TOO.
431
00:20:18,496 --> 00:20:20,886
HMM. MUST HAVE GOT IT
FROM HER MOTHER.
432
00:20:21,018 --> 00:20:23,108
[laughter]
433
00:20:23,235 --> 00:20:25,245
UNTIL NEXT TIME.
434
00:20:30,235 --> 00:20:31,545
DAVID.
435
00:20:31,670 --> 00:20:33,320
[clears throat]
THERE'S A SIGN ON MY BACK,
436
00:20:33,452 --> 00:20:34,632
ISN'T THERE?
- THERE IS.
437
00:20:34,757 --> 00:20:36,187
YES, THERE IS.
- THAT'S OKAY.
438
00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:39,072
MAKES ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT
LEAVING THOSE BEES IN HIS CAR.
439
00:20:39,122 --> 00:20:43,672
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