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OOH.
LOOK WHAT'S FOR DINNER.
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A PINK, FOUR-FOOT HOAGIE.
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- DAD, STOP.
- [giggling]
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DAD, DAD, DAD, DAD, DAD.
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SHE'S PLANKING.
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YOU'RE PLANKING?
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IN MY DAY,
WE CALLED THAT NAPPING.
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IN YOUR DAY,
THEY DIDN'T HAVE VIRAL VIDEOS.
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IF THIS THING TAKES OFF,
WE COULD MAKE A TON OF MONEY.
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CHA-CHING.
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OOH, AND I'VE HAD MY EYE
ON SOMETHING.
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FROM THE ACTUAL SHOOTING SET
OF {\an8}HARRY POTTER,
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A COLLECTOR'S BOX OF GRAVEL.
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AND DR. MONKEY CHUNKS
NEEDS A NEW STEP-A-COPE.
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LOOK, I ADMIRE
THE WORK ETHIC, GUYS,
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AND IF YOU COULD FIGURE OUT
A WAY TO MAKE MONEY
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BY LAYING DOWN,
LET ME KNOW.
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THANKS.
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"STEP-A-COPE"?
- LET IT GO.
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- HEY, DAD.
- HEY.
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EMILY, HOW WAS SCHOOL?
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GOOD, I GOT A PART
IN THE PLAY
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AND AN "A"
ON MY ENGLISH PAPER.
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WAIT, WHAT?
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I GOT AN "A" ON MY PAPER.
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
GO BACK.
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I GOT A PART IN THE PLAY?
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REALLY?
WOW!
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EMILY, I AM SO PROUD OF YOU!
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
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ONE OF MY KIDS IS GOING
TO FOLLOW IN MY FOOTSTEPS.
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THIS IS FANTASTIC.
WHAT'S THE PLAY?
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OH, I'M SURE
YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF IT.
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{\an8}BATTLE SCA--
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{\an8}BATTLE SCARS:
THE JIMMY BURNS STORY?
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YEAH.
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EMILY, I AUDITIONED
FOR THAT PLAY IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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MY ENTIRE JUNIOR YEAR, I LIVED
AND BREATHED JIMMY BURNS.
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"MY NAME IS JIMMY BURNS,
AND I WENT OFF TO WAR
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"TO FIGHT THE NORTHERN DEVIL.
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"AND WHEN I CAME HOME,
I HAD ME A CHANCE AT A NEW LIFE
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WITH MY BEAUTIFUL
NURSE VICTORIA."
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WOW.
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WOW.
- UH-HUH.
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I AM SURE YOU WERE GREAT.
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YEAH, I WOULD HAVE BEEN.
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I DIDN'T GET THE PART.
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OH, NO.
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TEDDY JOSEFEK STOLE IT.
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MR. SENIOR.
MR. I-GET-EVERYTHING.
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IT'S OKAY, I'VE MOVED ON.
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I CAN SEE THAT.
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CAN I GO?
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YEAH, WAIT, NO,
WAIT, WAIT, W-WAIT.
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WHAT PART DID YOU GET?
VICTORIA?
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BECAUSE YOU'RE PERFECT
FOR IT.
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NO.
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HER EMOTIONALLY DISTURBED
SISTER, AMELIA?
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NOPE.
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I'M SCREAMING/FAINTING
LADY NUMBER TWO.
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WOW.
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WOW.
- YEAH.
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I--OOH.
SO, SO PROUD OF YOU.
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EMILY.
SUPER PROUD.
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THANKS.
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HEY, BABE.
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YEAH, HELLO, WIFE.
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WHAT'S WRONG?
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EMILY GOT A PART
IN THE SCHOOL PLAY.
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- [gasps]
- THAT'S AWESOME!
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WE'VE BEEN WAITING
FOR THIS DAY.
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THE HOBBS LEGACY LIVES ON.
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SHE'S SCREAMING/FAINTING
LADY NUMBER TWO.
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- OUR DAUGHTER'S AN EXTRA?
- OH!
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[sobs]
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[upbeat music]
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♪
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OH, THIS MUST BE
SO DEVASTATING FOR HER.
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I MEAN, SHE CAN'T POSSIBLY
BE OKAY BEING AN EX--
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BEING AN EX--
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I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN
SAY THE WORD.
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HEY, SOME OF OUR
GREATEST ACTORS WERE
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BACKGROUND PERFORMERS
BEFORE THEY WERE STARS, OKAY?
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HARRISON FORD, ME,
MEG RYAN, BRAD PITT.
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- WAIT, WHAT?
- MEG RYAN, BRAD PITT--
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NO, NO, NO.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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NO.
NO, NO, NO.
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NO, GO BACK.
GO BACK.
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- HM?
- YOU?
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YES, I WAS.
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I STARTED IN COMMERCIALS
AS A BACKGROUND ARTIST.
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SO SHE GETS THIS FROM YOU!
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I WAS ABLE TO HONE MY SKILLS
AS AN ACTOR, OKAY?
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FOR INSTANCE, HOW TO WAVE
TO SOMEONE WHO ISN'T THERE.
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OR HOW TO FAKE TALK
IN THE BACKGROUND.
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHO I'M MARRIED TO ANYMORE.
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EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME.
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HEY, HEY, HEY.
WHAT'S UP?
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WAIT FOR IT.
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I DON'T SEE
WHY THIS IS FUNNY.
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[mimicking]
I DON'T SEE WHY THIS IS FUNNY.
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I'M SERIOUS.
GAME'S OVER.
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[mimicking]
I'M SERIOUS. GAME'S OVER!
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PLEASE, MAKE HER STOP.
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[mimicking]
PLEASE, MAKE HER STOP.
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LET ME GUESS,
THIS IS CALLED "KEVIN-ING"?
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THIS IS VIRAL VIDEO GOLD.
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YOUR KIDS ARE CRAZY!
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[mimicking]
YOUR KIDS ARE CRAZY!
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THIS HAS TO BE
SOUL-CRUSHING FOR EMILY.
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I MEAN, THIS--
THIS IS AWFUL.
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THIS IS AWESOME!
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ALL I HAVE TO DO
IS BE AN EXTRA.
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GENIUS.
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I'M SO PSYCHED.
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I'M SO UPSET.
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FOR HER.
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WELL, OF COURSE
WE'RE UPSET.
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WE'RE OUTRAGED.
WE'RE FURIOUS.
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FOR HER.
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SHE'S PROBABLY
DOWNSTAIRS RIGHT NOW
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CRYING ON MARY'S SHOULDER, SAYING,
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"I HAVE NO LINES.
NOTHING TO DO.
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ALL I HAVE TO DO
IS SCREAM AND FAINT."
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I HAVE NO LINES!
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NOTHING TO DO EXCEPT
SCREAM AND FAINT.
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AND GET YOUR FLIRT ON
WITH JIMMY BURNS.
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AKA MATTHEW PEARSON.
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TALK ABOUT SCREAMING
AND FAINTING, GIRL.
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BEST THING EVER!
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WORST THING EVER.
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- YOU KNOW WHAT?
- HM?
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I CAN GO DOWN THERE
AND TALK TO THE DIRECTOR.
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MAYBE GET HER
A JUICIER PART.
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MMM, DO WE REALLY WANT
TO BE THOSE PARENTS?
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NO, WE DON'T WANT
TO BE THOSE PARENTS.
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WE ARE THOSE PARENTS.
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SO YOU, YOU'LL GET HER A...
SPEAKING ROLE?
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YEAH.
I'M THINKING THE LEAD.
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WELCOME TO US.
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I KNEW I FELT
PARENT ENERGY BEHIND ME.
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NO PARENTS ALLOWED UNTIL
PARENT VOLUNTEER DAYS START.
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MAMMA MIA, KISS ME KATE!
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DAVID HOBBS!
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YEAH, THAT'S ME.
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- WAIT, YOU'RE EMILY'S FATHER.
- THERE YOU GO.
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YOU MUST BE HERE TO SEE
YOUR MAGNIFICENT DAUGHTER.
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UH, NO, ACTUALLY.
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I'M HERE TO, UM,
TO VOLUNTEER.
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I WAS WONDERING WHEN
THE VOLUNTEER DAYS START.
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WELL, WE ARE THRILLED
TO HAVE YOU, SIR DAVID HOBBS.
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[inhales sharply]
HAVE YOU BEEN KNIGHTED YET?
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BECAUSE YOU SHOULD BE.
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I WILL ALERT THE QUEEN.
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[as The Queen]
ALERT RECEIVED!
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[chuckles]
YEAH.
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YOU ARE HEREBY KNIGHTED.
[laughs]
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
SUCH A BIG STAR'S
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GOING TO PAINT OUR SETS.
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OR GIVE YOU A COUPLE OF BUCKS
TO HIRE A PAINTER.
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WHILE I ADMIRE THAT GREATLY,
I'M SURE YOU CAN AGREE
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THAT VOLUNTEERING
CAN ONLY TAKE US SO FAR.
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SPLASH IS WHAT WE REALLY NEED
FOR THIS SHOW.
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WOULD YOU BE OKAY
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IF I BUMPED
THE DAUGHTER OF DAVID HOBBS
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UP TO A SPLASHIER ROLE?
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OH, MY GOD, TELL ME.
BE HONEST. GO.
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YOU'RE THE DIRECTOR.
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YEAH.
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OH, WELL.
SPLASH AWAY.
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LOOK AT YOU,
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WITH THE JAZZ HANDS.
- [laughs]
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HEY.
JOE, HOW'S THE VIDEO GOING?
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TERRIBLE.
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THE "KEVIN-ING" VIDEO
ONLY GOT TEN HITS.
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HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?
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BUT MY NEXT ONE
IS GOING TO BLOW UP.
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IT'S CALLED "WRAPPING."
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OH, WRAPPING.
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SHE'S A PRESENT.
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I'M A VICTIM.
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"WRAPPING."
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OH, OH.
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HEY.
EMILY, HOW WAS REHEARSAL?
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I GOT BUMPED
TO THE LEAD ROLE IN THE PLAY.
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[gasps]
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MR. PERINO DECIDED
I'D BE THE PERFECT VICTORIA.
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SWEETIE,
THIS IS GREAT NEWS!
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BUT I DON'T--
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"BUT"?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "BUT"?
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YOUR DIRECTOR KNOWS TALENT
WHEN HE SEES IT, OBVIOUSLY.
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GUYS, I'M NOT SURE
I WANT TO ACT.
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EMILY,
I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND.
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YOU NEVER WANT TO ACT.
YOU WANT TO BE.
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RIGHT?
THAT'S YOUR METHOD.
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WHAT IF I'M NOT ANY GOOD?
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UH, WHAT?
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YOU ARE A HOBBS.
YOU'RE GOING TO BE GREAT.
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THANKS.
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EMILY.
PROUD OF YOU.
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- SO PROUD OF YOU.
- SUPER PROUD.
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GOT IT.
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[Southern accent]
THE WAR WAS BRUTAL.
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EACH SUNRISE
WAS LIKE ANOTHER MIRACLE.
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IT WAS THE THOUGHT OF HOME
THAT KEPT ME ALIVE.
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I COULD HAVE NAILED
THIS ROLE.
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BUT IT'S OKAY.
I'VE MOVED ON.
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YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT.
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I DON'T MEAN
TO SOUND NEGATIVE,
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BUT THIS PRODUCTION
SIMPLY ISN'T HOBBS-WORTHY.
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WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?
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OUR SET DESIGNER'S LAST CREDIT
WAS A HOMECOMING BANNER.
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CAN YOU DO BETTER, HON?
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DOES THIS ANSWER
YOUR QUESTION?
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IT RAISES A FEW.
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HE'S WITH ME.
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YOU, HEADSET.
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WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
- BRITTANY.
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YOU WORK FOR ME NOW, BRITTANY.
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ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE.
LISTEN UP.
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I'M FLYING THIS BIRD NOW.
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YOU AND YOU, I NEED A SCRIPT
BREAKDOWN AND A PROP LIST.
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YOU, I NEED AN INVENTORY
OF THE LIGHTING GELS.
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BRITTANY.
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I NEED YOU TO TAKE ME
TO THE NURSE'S OFFICE.
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I THINK I MIGHT HAVE
PULLED SOMETHING
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WHEN I RIPPED OFF
MY JUMPSUIT.
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- DADDY, HERE COMES EMILY.
- OH, OKAY.
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[harsh Southern accent]
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S YOU,
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JIMMY BURNS.
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I THOUGHT YOU
HAD PERISHED IN THE "WO-AH."
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DADDY,
WHAT'S WRONG WITH EMILY?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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00:10:14,423 --> 00:10:18,823
AND I WAITED ALL THESE
YEARS FOR MY ONE TRUE...
234
00:10:18,946 --> 00:10:21,466
LOVE.
235
00:10:21,599 --> 00:10:24,169
IS SHE SICK?
236
00:10:24,297 --> 00:10:27,997
NO, SHE'S NOT SICK, BABY,
BUT SHE IS DYING.
237
00:10:31,255 --> 00:10:33,745
EMILY CAN'T BE THAT BAD.
238
00:10:33,864 --> 00:10:36,254
MAYBE SHE'S NOT COMFORTABLE
WITH THE CHARACTER YET.
239
00:10:36,387 --> 00:10:38,037
MAYBE SHE DOESN'T
KNOW HER LINES YET.
240
00:10:38,170 --> 00:10:40,740
OUR DAUGHTER HAS
THE EMOTIONAL RANGE OF A ROBOT.
241
00:10:40,866 --> 00:10:43,346
A NON-ACTING ROBOT.
242
00:10:43,477 --> 00:10:44,787
THINK ATM,
243
00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:47,522
BUT WITHOUT THE JOY
OF GETTING CASH.
244
00:10:47,652 --> 00:10:50,742
THIS IS AWFUL!
245
00:10:50,870 --> 00:10:53,090
OH!
246
00:10:53,219 --> 00:10:56,919
JOE, WHY'D YOU LET JANIE
GIVE YOU A WEDGIE?
247
00:10:57,046 --> 00:10:59,006
OOF, FROM THE FRONT
AND BACK.
248
00:10:59,133 --> 00:11:02,003
IT'S LIKE
SHE'S FLOSSING YOU.
249
00:11:02,134 --> 00:11:04,964
I THOUGHT IT'D BE FUNNY.
250
00:11:05,092 --> 00:11:07,362
IT WASN'T.
251
00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:11,267
HEY, ACTRESS GIRL.
252
00:11:11,399 --> 00:11:13,139
HOW WAS REHEARSAL?
253
00:11:13,269 --> 00:11:14,139
WELL,
THE PROGRAMS ARE OUT.
254
00:11:14,269 --> 00:11:16,839
OOH, GREAT.
EMILY, WE ARE SO--
255
00:11:16,965 --> 00:11:19,745
PROUD OF ME.
HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN.
256
00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:21,229
LOOK, HONEY.
257
00:11:21,358 --> 00:11:22,838
{\an8}BATTLE SCARS:
THE JIMMY BURNS STORY.
258
00:11:22,967 --> 00:11:24,797
STARRING EMILY HOBBS,
DAUGHTER OF TV'S NUMBER-ONE DAD,
259
00:11:24,925 --> 00:11:26,665
DAVID HOBBS.
260
00:11:26,794 --> 00:11:28,144
THAT'S HORRIBLE.
261
00:11:28,273 --> 00:11:29,843
USING YOUR NAME
TO SELL TICKETS?
262
00:11:29,969 --> 00:11:31,099
NO, THE PICTURE
THEY USED OF ME.
263
00:11:31,231 --> 00:11:34,281
IT'S THE SAME SIZE
AS THE REST OF THE CAST.
264
00:11:34,406 --> 00:11:35,496
WHAT HAVE THEY DONE?
265
00:11:35,624 --> 00:11:37,534
DAVID, FOCUS.
266
00:11:37,668 --> 00:11:39,368
OKAY, WHAT ARE WE
GOING TO DO?
267
00:11:39,495 --> 00:11:42,105
I DON'T KNOW, DO YOU THINK
I SHOULD ASK THEM TO REPRINT IT?
268
00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:43,895
MAYBE WHAT SHE NEEDS
IS A COACH.
269
00:11:44,018 --> 00:11:46,798
SOMEONE TO JUST TEACH HER
THE FINER POINTS OF ACTING.
270
00:11:46,932 --> 00:11:49,062
SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY
KNOWS THE COMPLEXITY
271
00:11:49,193 --> 00:11:50,623
OF A WOMAN
LIKE VICTORIA.
272
00:11:50,759 --> 00:11:52,809
UH, OOH.
I CAN DO IT.
273
00:11:52,934 --> 00:11:56,854
SURE, YOU GO.
274
00:11:56,978 --> 00:11:58,718
[harsh Southern accent]
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT IS YOU,
275
00:11:58,849 --> 00:12:00,329
JIM-MY BURNS.
276
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:04,548
I THOUGHT YOU HAD
PERISHED IN THE "WO-AH."
277
00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:11,555
WELL, UM...
278
00:12:11,679 --> 00:12:14,809
OKAY, Y--UH...
279
00:12:14,941 --> 00:12:18,511
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE PUT
A LITTLE EMOTION INTO THIS?
280
00:12:18,637 --> 00:12:21,987
TRY MOVING YOUR FACE
A LITTLE BIT,
281
00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:24,987
MAYBE THROW IN A BLINK.
282
00:12:25,118 --> 00:12:26,818
DAD, I DON'T THINK
I'M GETTING IT.
283
00:12:26,945 --> 00:12:28,125
YEAH, UM...
284
00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:32,430
WELL, NO. UM...
285
00:12:32,555 --> 00:12:34,375
YOU KNOW, HOW ABOUT--
LET ME DO IT FOR YOU.
286
00:12:34,513 --> 00:12:36,163
THIS WAY YOU CAN
GET A FEEL FOR IT, OKAY?
287
00:12:36,296 --> 00:12:38,036
MM-HMM.
288
00:12:38,165 --> 00:12:39,515
[clears throat]
289
00:12:39,644 --> 00:12:41,034
[as Southern belle]
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S YOU,
290
00:12:41,166 --> 00:12:43,476
JIMMY BURNS.
291
00:12:43,603 --> 00:12:46,213
I THOUGHT YOU HAD PERISHED
IN THE WAR.
292
00:12:46,343 --> 00:12:47,393
RIGHT?
293
00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:52,437
- YEAH.
- ALL RIGHT.
294
00:12:52,562 --> 00:12:53,912
[shouting]
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S YOU,
295
00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:55,521
JIMMY BURNS!
296
00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:59,260
I THOUGHT YOU HAD
PERISHED IN THE "WO-AH!"
297
00:13:01,130 --> 00:13:05,090
EMILY, YOU KNOW, LOUDER
DOESN'T NECESSARILY MEAN BETTER.
298
00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:08,828
IT-IT JUST MEANS LOUDER.
299
00:13:20,875 --> 00:13:22,485
HOW'D IT GO?
300
00:13:22,615 --> 00:13:26,275
[monotone shouting]
DOES THIS ANSWER YOUR QUESTION?
301
00:13:28,747 --> 00:13:32,097
HONEY,
MAYBE WHAT SHE NEEDS
302
00:13:32,227 --> 00:13:33,617
IS A SOFTER APPROACH.
303
00:13:33,749 --> 00:13:36,839
ONE WITH PATIENCE.
A WOMAN'S TOUCH.
304
00:13:36,968 --> 00:13:39,578
ALL RIGHT,
I'LL GIVE IT A SHOT.
305
00:13:39,708 --> 00:13:41,588
LOOK, NOT SO FAST, OKAY?
306
00:13:41,708 --> 00:13:44,578
STEP ASIDE.
307
00:13:44,709 --> 00:13:46,929
[painfully slow]
I THOUGHT YOU
308
00:13:47,058 --> 00:13:50,238
HAD PE-RISHED IN
309
00:13:50,364 --> 00:13:53,754
THE "WO--AH."
310
00:14:00,192 --> 00:14:02,332
[forced chuckle]
311
00:14:06,151 --> 00:14:07,411
SO?
312
00:14:07,543 --> 00:14:08,803
AHH!
313
00:14:08,934 --> 00:14:12,724
I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN
THROUGH A "WO-AH"!
314
00:14:12,848 --> 00:14:14,628
RIGHT?
315
00:14:14,762 --> 00:14:16,762
WOW!
316
00:14:18,634 --> 00:14:21,504
DAVID, MAYBE WE'RE MAKING
THIS MORE ABOUT US.
317
00:14:21,634 --> 00:14:23,284
MAYBE WE WANT IT
MORE THAN SHE DOES.
318
00:14:23,417 --> 00:14:26,377
WE'RE TRYING
TO HELP HER, AMY.
319
00:14:26,505 --> 00:14:29,515
WE'RE FAILING,
BUT WE'RE TRYING.
320
00:14:29,637 --> 00:14:31,987
THEY'RE TRYING
BUT THEY'RE FAILING.
321
00:14:32,115 --> 00:14:33,675
SO WHY DON'T YOU
JUST QUIT?
322
00:14:33,812 --> 00:14:34,892
I CAN'T.
323
00:14:35,029 --> 00:14:36,599
IT WOULD BREAK
MY PARENTS' HEARTS.
324
00:14:36,726 --> 00:14:38,116
I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA--
325
00:14:38,248 --> 00:14:39,728
WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO.
326
00:14:39,857 --> 00:14:41,997
MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST TELL HER
SHE'S NOT CUT OUT FOR THIS.
327
00:14:42,119 --> 00:14:45,379
WHY CAN'T THEY SEE THAT
I'M JUST NOT CUT OUT FOR THIS?
328
00:14:45,511 --> 00:14:47,731
CAN'T DO THAT.
THAT WOULD BREAK HER HEART.
329
00:14:47,860 --> 00:14:49,600
YOU SHOULD SEE HER ON STAGE
WITH THIS BOY, MATTHEW.
330
00:14:49,731 --> 00:14:51,391
SHE LOOKS SO HAPPY.
331
00:14:51,513 --> 00:14:54,293
I WAS SO HAPPY WHEN I WAS
JUST SCREAMING AND FAINTING.
332
00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:55,997
WELL, IF YOU HAVE
A BETTER IDEA,
333
00:14:56,123 --> 00:14:57,473
I WOULD LOVE TO--
334
00:14:57,602 --> 00:15:00,652
- HEAR SOME GOOD NEWS?
- YES, PLEASE.
335
00:15:00,777 --> 00:15:02,867
NOBODY EVER COMES
TO OUR HIGH SCHOOL PLAYS.
336
00:15:02,996 --> 00:15:05,386
I BET IF WE CHECK OUT
THE TICKET SALES, THEY'D BE--
337
00:15:05,518 --> 00:15:08,658
all: [incredulous]
SOLD OUT?
338
00:15:08,780 --> 00:15:10,950
EVEN AN UNDERSIZED PICTURE
OF ME WORKS MAGIC.
339
00:15:11,085 --> 00:15:12,785
[groans]
340
00:15:15,956 --> 00:15:18,606
JUST PULL IT.
341
00:15:18,740 --> 00:15:21,620
YOU PULL IT.
342
00:15:21,741 --> 00:15:23,171
I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU'D
DO ANYTHING FOR YOUR DAUGHTER.
343
00:15:23,307 --> 00:15:27,187
ALL RIGHT, FINE.
COVER ME.
344
00:15:27,308 --> 00:15:30,268
SIR DAVID!
[gasps]
345
00:15:31,874 --> 00:15:33,614
WE MAY HAVE A PROBLEM
WITH LADY EMILY.
346
00:15:33,745 --> 00:15:38,445
YOU'RE JUST FIGURING
THAT OUT NOW?
347
00:15:38,573 --> 00:15:39,873
SHE WON'T COME OUT
OF HER DRESSING ROOM.
348
00:15:40,008 --> 00:15:42,008
[orchestra begins]
349
00:15:42,138 --> 00:15:44,708
[playing {\an8}When Johnny
Comes Marching Home]
350
00:15:44,835 --> 00:15:48,575
♪
351
00:15:50,359 --> 00:15:51,799
HONEY, YOU OKAY?
352
00:15:51,925 --> 00:15:53,315
- OKAY?
- YEAH?
353
00:15:53,447 --> 00:15:55,717
I AM AWESOME {\an8}AND OKAY.
354
00:15:55,839 --> 00:15:58,189
CAN'T YOU TELL?
355
00:15:58,318 --> 00:16:01,628
HOW ARE YOU GUYS?
356
00:16:01,754 --> 00:16:04,274
HONEY, IT'S TOTALLY NATURAL.
ALL ACTORS GET STAGE FRIGHT.
357
00:16:04,407 --> 00:16:08,067
WELL, NOT ALL.
358
00:16:08,191 --> 00:16:10,581
I DON'T HAVE STAGE FRIGHT.
359
00:16:10,713 --> 00:16:12,103
I'VE BEEN TRYING
TO TELL YOU GUYS THAT
360
00:16:12,235 --> 00:16:16,415
I DON'T WANT TO BE
AN ACTRESS!
361
00:16:16,541 --> 00:16:18,631
I ONLY AUDITIONED TO BE AN EXTRA
TO SPEND TIME WITH MATTHEW,
362
00:16:18,759 --> 00:16:20,289
AND THEN, SOMEHOW,
I END UP IN THE LEAD.
363
00:16:20,412 --> 00:16:22,322
HOW COULD THAT POSSIBLY
HAVE EVEN HAPPENED?
364
00:16:22,456 --> 00:16:25,766
- DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.
- WHO KNOWS?
365
00:16:25,892 --> 00:16:27,852
HONEY, WHY DIDN'T YOU
JUST TELL US?
366
00:16:27,979 --> 00:16:29,199
ARE YOU KIDDING?
367
00:16:29,328 --> 00:16:30,768
YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN SO EXCITED
ABOUT ME FOLLOWING
368
00:16:30,893 --> 00:16:33,933
IN YOUR ACTING FOOTSTEPS.
369
00:16:34,068 --> 00:16:35,508
I WAS AFRAID
I'D DISAPPOINT YOU.
370
00:16:35,634 --> 00:16:38,684
WE THOUGHT
YOU WANTED THIS.
371
00:16:38,809 --> 00:16:40,769
WHATEVER YOU DECIDE TO DO,
WE COULD NEVER EVER
372
00:16:40,897 --> 00:16:42,587
BE DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.
373
00:16:42,723 --> 00:16:44,163
WE LOVE YOU.
374
00:16:44,289 --> 00:16:46,339
THANKS, MOM.
LOVE YOU, TOO.
375
00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:47,504
[knock at door]
376
00:16:47,638 --> 00:16:49,028
[breathless]
FIVE MINUTES TILL CURTAIN.
377
00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:53,340
AND FYI, YOUR OTHER KIDS
ARE ORGANIZING A FLASH MOB.
378
00:16:53,466 --> 00:16:57,036
SO THERE'S THAT.
379
00:16:57,163 --> 00:16:58,643
I GOT THAT. OKAY.
380
00:16:58,772 --> 00:17:01,252
THANK YOU.
381
00:17:01,382 --> 00:17:03,432
[sighs]
382
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:04,816
EMILY, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO DO THIS.
383
00:17:04,948 --> 00:17:06,298
DAD, I'M A HOBBS.
384
00:17:06,427 --> 00:17:07,907
I'M GONNA FINISH
WHAT I START.
385
00:17:08,036 --> 00:17:10,086
THAT'S MY GIRL.
386
00:17:10,211 --> 00:17:12,951
MM!
387
00:17:13,081 --> 00:17:14,871
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN,
388
00:17:14,995 --> 00:17:17,955
AT THE END OF THE DAY,
ALL ACTING REALLY IS
389
00:17:18,082 --> 00:17:21,302
IS JUST TWO PEOPLE
TALKING TO EACH OTHER, RIGHT?
390
00:17:21,432 --> 00:17:23,652
SO WHEN YOU
GET ON THAT STAGE,
391
00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:27,741
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LOOK
INTO MATTHEW PEARSON'S EYES
392
00:17:27,869 --> 00:17:30,309
AND JUST PRETEND YOU'RE THE ONLY
TWO PEOPLE IN THE WORLD.
393
00:17:30,435 --> 00:17:32,995
THAT I CAN DO.
394
00:17:33,131 --> 00:17:34,741
THANKS, DADDY.
395
00:17:34,871 --> 00:17:37,001
OKAY, BABY.
396
00:17:37,133 --> 00:17:39,783
GIVE ME A HUG.
MM!
397
00:17:39,916 --> 00:17:42,056
ALL RIGHT.
398
00:17:42,177 --> 00:17:43,397
[fire alarm rattles]
399
00:17:43,526 --> 00:17:45,086
MR. HOBBS!
400
00:17:45,222 --> 00:17:47,752
MATTHEW?
YOU--YOU OKAY?
401
00:17:47,875 --> 00:17:49,965
UH, YEAH, YEAH.
I'M JUST A LITTLE NERVOUS.
402
00:17:50,093 --> 00:17:50,963
OH.
403
00:17:51,093 --> 00:17:53,483
IT DOESN'T SHOW.
404
00:17:53,616 --> 00:17:57,016
I CAN'T DO THIS.
I CAN'T GO OUT THERE.
405
00:17:57,139 --> 00:17:58,789
I'D RATHER
GO TO AN ACTUAL WAR
406
00:17:58,922 --> 00:18:00,622
THAN STEP OUT THERE
IN FRONT OF ALL THOSE PEOPLE.
407
00:18:00,749 --> 00:18:03,709
I-I DON'T WANT
TO MAKE EMILY LOOK BAD.
408
00:18:03,837 --> 00:18:06,537
EMILY HOBBS?
409
00:18:07,925 --> 00:18:08,795
TELL HER I'M SORRY.
410
00:18:08,925 --> 00:18:10,065
NO, NO.
WAIT, MATTHEW.
411
00:18:10,186 --> 00:18:11,666
WAIT A MINUTE!
412
00:18:13,144 --> 00:18:15,364
- CUE THE STORM CLOUDS.
- STORM CLOUDS.
413
00:18:15,493 --> 00:18:19,183
[thunder rumbling]
414
00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:21,670
- AND CUE THE SUN.
- SUN.
415
00:18:21,799 --> 00:18:24,669
[playing {\an8}When Johnny
Comes Marching Home]
416
00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:27,720
♪
417
00:18:27,844 --> 00:18:29,664
IT'S A NEW DAY
DAWNING, JIMMY.
418
00:18:29,802 --> 00:18:32,852
I'M SO GLAD YOU ARE FINALLY
HOME FROM THE--
419
00:18:32,977 --> 00:18:35,197
WOAH.
420
00:18:35,325 --> 00:18:38,285
I'M SURE YOU'RE SURPRISED, VICTORIA.
421
00:18:38,413 --> 00:18:41,283
WAR DOES STRANGE THINGS
TO A MAN,
422
00:18:41,414 --> 00:18:45,814
CHANGES HIM--
LITERALLY.
423
00:18:45,937 --> 00:18:49,337
I KNOW YOU DIDN'T EXPECT
TO SEE ME LIKE THIS.
424
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:52,681
UH, YEAH.
425
00:18:52,810 --> 00:18:54,900
TURNS OUT PRIVATE PEARSON
WAS A YELLOW BELLY,
426
00:18:55,027 --> 00:18:58,157
WENT AWOL.
427
00:18:58,289 --> 00:19:01,559
THE IMPORTANT THING
IS THAT YOU HAD THE COURAGE
428
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:04,502
TO GO ON WITHOUT HIM.
429
00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:06,590
SO WHATEVER YOU
WERE GOING TO SAY TO HIM,
430
00:19:06,727 --> 00:19:08,997
YOU CAN SAY TO ME.
431
00:19:09,119 --> 00:19:12,289
JUST LOOK IN MY EYES.
432
00:19:12,424 --> 00:19:15,904
[deep breath]
433
00:19:16,034 --> 00:19:19,074
I HAVE RECEIVED YOUR NUMEROUS
LETTERS, JIMMY BURNS,
434
00:19:19,209 --> 00:19:21,829
AND I WAS SHOCKED
TO LEARN OF YOUR INJURIES.
435
00:19:21,949 --> 00:19:25,469
BUT I KNEW, ONE DAY,
YOU WOULD RETURN TO ME.
436
00:19:25,602 --> 00:19:27,782
NO MATTER HOW PAINFUL
YOUR WOUNDS,
437
00:19:27,908 --> 00:19:30,998
OR HOW HORRIBLE YOUR SCARS,
438
00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:33,916
IT WAS THE DEPTH OF YOUR SOUL
THAT I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON.
439
00:19:35,650 --> 00:19:38,780
NOW THAT WAS WORTH
COMING HOME FROM THE WAR.
440
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:44,131
WELL, YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN
MY INSPIRATION, JIMMY BURNS.
441
00:19:44,261 --> 00:19:49,961
[cheers and applause]
442
00:19:54,090 --> 00:19:55,660
EMILY,
YOU WERE FANTASTIC.
443
00:19:55,786 --> 00:19:57,526
I KNOW! WEIRD.
444
00:19:57,657 --> 00:19:59,397
I HAD NO IDEA
I HAD IT IN ME.
445
00:19:59,527 --> 00:20:01,397
I DID.
I'M SO--
446
00:20:01,527 --> 00:20:02,577
- PROUD.
- [laughs]
447
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:04,091
I KNOW, DAD.
448
00:20:04,223 --> 00:20:06,053
[cheers and applause]
449
00:20:06,181 --> 00:20:08,661
YES!
THAT'S MY BABY!
450
00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:11,660
FOLLOWING IN MY FOOTSTEPS!
451
00:20:11,791 --> 00:20:14,841
I GREW THAT!
452
00:20:14,966 --> 00:20:17,406
- DADDY.
- YEAH, I'LL TALK TO MOM.
453
00:20:17,532 --> 00:20:19,532
THANK YOU.
454
00:20:21,404 --> 00:20:22,274
[remixed on video]
THE IMPORTANT THING
455
00:20:22,404 --> 00:20:23,404
IS COUR--COURAGE.
COURAGE.
456
00:20:23,534 --> 00:20:25,064
COUR--COUR--COUR--
COURAGE. COURAGE.
457
00:20:25,187 --> 00:20:27,577
COURAGE.
458
00:20:27,709 --> 00:20:30,979
THIS IS A MOCKERY
OF THE PERFORMING ARTS.
459
00:20:31,102 --> 00:20:34,492
BUT WE HAVE 250,000 HITS
ALREADY!
460
00:20:34,625 --> 00:20:35,755
[remixed] YELLO--YELLO--
YELLO--YELLOW BELLY.
461
00:20:35,886 --> 00:20:37,456
REALLY?
462
00:20:37,583 --> 00:20:38,673
[on video]
COURAGE. YELLOW BELLY.
463
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:41,450
WO-AH.
464
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:46,050
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