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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,054 --> 00:00:12,534 AH, GOOD, YOU'RE BACK. HOW'S JOE? 2 00:00:12,663 --> 00:00:15,153 - IN BED, FINALLY. - AW, POOR KID. 3 00:00:15,272 --> 00:00:17,532 THIS IS THE THIRD SLEEPOVER HE'S LEFT EARLY. 4 00:00:17,663 --> 00:00:18,623 - REALLY? - YEAH. 5 00:00:18,750 --> 00:00:19,840 I JUST WISH HE CALLED DURING DINNER 6 00:00:19,968 --> 00:00:22,528 INSTEAD OF RIGHT AFTER WE GOT HOME FOR DESSERT. 7 00:00:22,664 --> 00:00:25,194 SO WHAT EXCUSE DID HE USE THIS TIME? 8 00:00:25,317 --> 00:00:28,017 MENSTRUAL CRAMPS. 9 00:00:28,143 --> 00:00:29,533 AND I TELL YOU, HE REALLY SOLD IT TOO. 10 00:00:29,665 --> 00:00:30,625 ALL THE WAY HOME, HE WAS LIKE "OH, I'M SO BLOATED. 11 00:00:30,752 --> 00:00:33,192 I WANT CHOCOLATE." 12 00:00:33,318 --> 00:00:34,358 HONEY, I THINK WE NEED TO TALK TO HIM. 13 00:00:34,492 --> 00:00:35,842 I THINK THIS MAY BE A PROBLEM. 14 00:00:35,970 --> 00:00:38,370 OH, IT'S A PROBLEM? I NEEDS MY DESSERTS, HONEY. 15 00:00:38,492 --> 00:00:41,582 OKAY. [knocks at door] 16 00:00:41,710 --> 00:00:43,060 HEY, DID YOU GUYS HEAR A NOISE? 17 00:00:43,189 --> 00:00:44,929 LIKE A HOWLING OR SOMETHING? 18 00:00:45,059 --> 00:00:46,839 UH, NO. 19 00:00:46,972 --> 00:00:49,982 BUT HE WAS ABOUT TO. 20 00:00:50,103 --> 00:00:51,793 OKAY, I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU GUYS 21 00:00:51,929 --> 00:00:53,889 WERE OKAY IN HERE, THAT'S ALL. 22 00:00:54,017 --> 00:00:55,457 HE WANTS TO SLEEP WITH US. 23 00:00:55,581 --> 00:00:57,631 NO. HE DROOLS AND HE MUMBLES WEIRD THINGS. 24 00:00:57,756 --> 00:01:00,276 ABSOLUTELY NOT. 25 00:01:00,408 --> 00:01:03,198 [mumbling] 26 00:01:12,106 --> 00:01:14,976 [upbeat music] 27 00:01:15,107 --> 00:01:23,117 ♪ 28 00:01:35,718 --> 00:01:38,328 - MORNING, HON. - UH-HUH. 29 00:01:38,457 --> 00:01:40,117 UH-OH. ROUGH NIGHT? 30 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:42,850 UH-HUH. 31 00:01:42,979 --> 00:01:45,419 OH, I SLEPT LIKE A BABY. 32 00:01:45,545 --> 00:01:46,715 [groans] 33 00:01:46,849 --> 00:01:49,939 YEAH, LIKE A BABY THAT WOULDN'T SHUT UP. 34 00:01:50,067 --> 00:01:53,507 YAY! IT'S SATURDAY! MOM'S COOKING! 35 00:01:53,633 --> 00:01:54,853 EXCUSE ME? 36 00:01:54,981 --> 00:01:57,161 YOU MAKE GOOD...MILK. 37 00:01:57,286 --> 00:01:58,416 YEAH. 38 00:01:58,547 --> 00:02:00,067 WHATEVER. 39 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:01,640 GUYS, YOU ARE NOT GONNA BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED 40 00:02:01,764 --> 00:02:03,024 AT BRIANNA'S PARTY LAST NIGHT. 41 00:02:03,156 --> 00:02:04,686 WHAT HAPPENED AT BRIANNA'S PARTY LAST NIGHT? 42 00:02:04,809 --> 00:02:07,159 I HAVE NO IDEA, BECAUSE I WASN'T THERE. 43 00:02:07,287 --> 00:02:08,637 HERE WE GO. 44 00:02:08,765 --> 00:02:10,065 CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO ME WHY I'M THE ONE 45 00:02:10,201 --> 00:02:11,471 WHO GETS STUCK BABY-SITTING 46 00:02:11,592 --> 00:02:13,152 EVERY TIME YOU AND DAD WANT TO HAVE DATE NIGHT? 47 00:02:13,288 --> 00:02:15,638 HEY, YOU WOULDN'T EXIST IF IT WEREN'T FOR DATE NIGHT. 48 00:02:15,766 --> 00:02:17,776 GROSS. 49 00:02:17,897 --> 00:02:20,467 GOTTA EARN YOUR ALLOWANCE SOMEHOW, EMILY. 50 00:02:20,593 --> 00:02:23,243 PLUS, JANIE FEELS REALLY COMFORTABLE AROUND YOU. 51 00:02:23,377 --> 00:02:25,947 [groans] 52 00:02:26,072 --> 00:02:26,682 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOME? I THOUGHT YOU 53 00:02:26,812 --> 00:02:29,422 WERE AT A SLEEPOVER. 54 00:02:29,551 --> 00:02:31,771 OH. YOU GOT SCARED AGAIN. 55 00:02:31,899 --> 00:02:33,689 WHAT'S SHE TALKIN' ABOUT? 56 00:02:33,813 --> 00:02:36,033 IT WAS MY TIME OF THE MONTH. 57 00:02:38,987 --> 00:02:42,947 OOH, I'M SO GRUMPY. 58 00:02:43,074 --> 00:02:45,424 THAT'S A GIRL THING, GENIUS. 59 00:02:45,553 --> 00:02:46,813 HIS FRIENDS HAVE BEEN WATCHING HORROR MOVIES 60 00:02:46,944 --> 00:02:48,204 AT THEIR SLEEPOVERS. 61 00:02:48,336 --> 00:02:49,336 IT'S THE MOVIES. 62 00:02:49,467 --> 00:02:51,477 IS THAT WHAT'S BEEN BOTHERING YOU, JOE? 63 00:02:51,597 --> 00:02:53,157 OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, I WISH SOMEBODY 64 00:02:53,294 --> 00:02:56,084 WOULD'VE TOLD ME IT WAS A GIRL THING, 65 00:02:56,207 --> 00:02:57,557 AND SECOND, YES, THOSE MOVIES 66 00:02:57,685 --> 00:02:58,945 ARE SCARING THE LIQUIDS OUT OF ME. 67 00:02:59,077 --> 00:03:02,257 [laughs] OKAY. 68 00:03:02,382 --> 00:03:04,772 BEING AFRAID IS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF, SWEETIE. 69 00:03:04,904 --> 00:03:06,514 EVERYONE HAS FEARS. 70 00:03:06,643 --> 00:03:08,073 YEAH, LIKE NOT BEING ABLE TO GET BACK IN THE LOOP, 71 00:03:08,209 --> 00:03:10,129 WHICH I AM SO TOTALLY OUT OF. 72 00:03:10,252 --> 00:03:12,642 WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF, DAD? 73 00:03:12,774 --> 00:03:14,214 I DON'T KNOW. I CAN'T REALLY THINK 74 00:03:14,339 --> 00:03:15,729 OF ANYTHING OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD. 75 00:03:15,861 --> 00:03:17,561 PFFT! I CAN. 76 00:03:17,688 --> 00:03:18,998 IT'S SPIDERS. 77 00:03:19,123 --> 00:03:22,293 ELEVATORS, ICICLES, ZOOS-- 78 00:03:22,427 --> 00:03:25,867 UH, EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE-- SOME SPIDERS ARE POISONOUS, 79 00:03:25,993 --> 00:03:28,213 ELEVATORS HANG BY A TINY CABLE, 80 00:03:28,341 --> 00:03:30,391 ICICLES ARE FROZEN SPEARS OF DEATH, 81 00:03:30,515 --> 00:03:32,735 AND ZOOS-- WHERE DO I BEGIN? 82 00:03:32,863 --> 00:03:36,083 EVERY DAY IN THE NEWS, YOU SEE A BABOON ESCAPING FROM A ZOO, 83 00:03:36,213 --> 00:03:38,913 BUT I CAN'T OUTRUN ONE. CAN YOU? 84 00:03:39,039 --> 00:03:41,389 YOU'RE ALSO AFRAID OF CLOWNS. 85 00:03:41,517 --> 00:03:44,217 WELL, DUH. WHO ISN'T? 86 00:03:44,343 --> 00:03:47,173 LOOK, JOE, ONLY WAY TO CONQUER YOUR FEAR 87 00:03:47,301 --> 00:03:48,861 IS YOU HAVE TO FACE IT HEAD ON, OKAY? 88 00:03:48,996 --> 00:03:50,776 LIKE I DID IN MY VERY SPECIAL 89 00:03:50,910 --> 00:03:52,830 AND MUCH BELOVED TWO-PART EPISODE 90 00:03:52,953 --> 00:03:54,433 "DADDY CLIMBS A MOUNTAIN." REMEMBER THAT ONE, HONEY? 91 00:03:54,563 --> 00:03:56,473 - MM. - NOW, MARCUS BASED IT 92 00:03:56,606 --> 00:03:58,436 ON MY REAL FEAR OF HEIGHTS. 93 00:03:58,563 --> 00:03:59,953 NOW, I GOTTA TELL YOU, MAN: I WAS PETRIFIED 94 00:04:00,085 --> 00:04:02,095 TO CLIMB THAT MOUNTAIN, BUT IN THE END, 95 00:04:02,216 --> 00:04:04,036 I MANNED UP AND I DID IT, 96 00:04:04,172 --> 00:04:07,002 AND EVENTUALLY, I GOT OVER MY FEAR. 97 00:04:07,130 --> 00:04:08,220 YOU DIDN'T CLIMB ANY MOUNTAIN. 98 00:04:08,347 --> 00:04:11,357 IT WAS A SPECIAL EFFECT, HONEY. 99 00:04:11,478 --> 00:04:15,478 AMERICA THINKS I GOT OVER IT, SO IT'S TRUE. 100 00:04:15,608 --> 00:04:17,568 I DON'T THINK I CAN BE AS BRAVE BY NEXT SATURDAY. 101 00:04:17,696 --> 00:04:20,266 THERE'S ANOTHER SLEEPOVER, AND EVERYONE IS GOING. 102 00:04:20,392 --> 00:04:21,352 OKAY, TELL YOU WHAT I'M GONNA DO. 103 00:04:21,479 --> 00:04:22,869 I'M GONNA HELP YOU CLIMB YOUR MOUNTAIN, ALL RIGHT? 104 00:04:23,001 --> 00:04:24,441 YOU AND I, WE ARE GONNA WATCH 105 00:04:24,567 --> 00:04:26,177 A SCARY MOVIE TOGETHER, ALL RIGHT? 106 00:04:26,306 --> 00:04:28,826 - MOM. - COME ON. 107 00:04:28,958 --> 00:04:31,088 I'M GONNA SHOW YOU THAT IT'S ALL MOVIE MAGIC, JOE, 108 00:04:31,220 --> 00:04:32,300 AND I GOT THE PERFECT MOVIE IN MIND. 109 00:04:32,437 --> 00:04:34,617 MM, WOULD IT HAPPEN TO BE ONE YOU ARE IN? 110 00:04:34,742 --> 00:04:36,612 STARRED IN, ACTUALLY. {\an8} ZOMBIE R.I.P.D. 111 00:04:36,742 --> 00:04:38,482 OH. 112 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,622 YOU'RE REALLY GONNA FORCE YOUR SON TO WATCH THAT? 113 00:04:40,743 --> 00:04:42,263 - FORCE? - MM-HMM. 114 00:04:42,395 --> 00:04:43,785 THIS WAS A CULT CLASSIC, THIS MOVIE. 115 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:46,797 THERE WAS A LINE FOR IT AT COMIC-CON, THANK YOU. 116 00:04:46,917 --> 00:04:47,827 IT WAS A LINE FOR THE BATHROOM, 117 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:49,180 BUT DON'T TELL YOUR FATHER, OKAY? 118 00:04:49,309 --> 00:04:51,139 THANKS. - WHAT ELSE DID I MISS 119 00:04:51,266 --> 00:04:52,746 AT, CLEARLY, THE BEST PARTY EVER? 120 00:04:52,874 --> 00:04:54,704 OKAY. TAYLOR WAS DRINKING A SODA. 121 00:04:54,832 --> 00:04:56,442 WAIT, GIRL TAYLOR OR BOY TAYLOR? 122 00:04:56,571 --> 00:04:58,701 GIRL TAYLOR, BUT THEN RILEY BUMPED INTO HER. 123 00:04:58,832 --> 00:05:00,792 - GIRL RILEY OR BOY RILEY? - BOY RILEY, 124 00:05:00,919 --> 00:05:02,179 BUT GIRL RILEY THOUGHT THAT THEY WERE FLIRTING, 125 00:05:02,311 --> 00:05:04,011 SO THEY BROKE UP, AND NOW GIRL TAYLOR'S 126 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:05,577 WITH BOY RILEY, AND GIRL RILEY'S WITH BOY TAYLOR. 127 00:05:05,702 --> 00:05:07,132 [inhales] 128 00:05:07,268 --> 00:05:08,668 SHUT UP! 129 00:05:08,789 --> 00:05:11,089 [sighs] BABY-SITTING IS RUINING MY LIFE. 130 00:05:11,225 --> 00:05:13,355 I HAVE TO FIGURE A WAY OUT OF THIS. 131 00:05:13,486 --> 00:05:14,446 SOMETHING TELLS ME YOU ALREADY HAVE, 132 00:05:14,573 --> 00:05:16,183 AND I'M GONNA BE A PART OF IT. 133 00:05:16,313 --> 00:05:18,483 JANIE IS ONLY COMFORTABLE WITH ME, 134 00:05:18,617 --> 00:05:20,447 BUT WHAT IF SHE WASN'T? 135 00:05:20,574 --> 00:05:22,574 WHAT IF SHE WAS LIKE JOE-- SO SCARED SHE ONLY WANTS 136 00:05:22,704 --> 00:05:24,144 TO BE WITH MY PARENTS? 137 00:05:24,270 --> 00:05:25,620 ARE YOU SERIOUSLY ASKING ME TO HELP YOU 138 00:05:25,749 --> 00:05:28,879 SCARE A FIVE-YEAR-OLD SO YOU CAN GO TO A PARTY AT RILEY'S? 139 00:05:29,010 --> 00:05:30,700 THERE'S A PARTY AT RILEY'S? 140 00:05:30,836 --> 00:05:32,146 BOY RILEY OR GIRL RILEY? 141 00:05:32,271 --> 00:05:33,881 WAIT, IT DOESN'T MATTER. A RILEY IS HAVING A PARTY, 142 00:05:34,011 --> 00:05:35,401 AND I NEED TO BE THERE! - SO I GUESS 143 00:05:35,532 --> 00:05:37,232 WE'RE SCARING A FIVE-YEAR-OLD, OKAY. 144 00:05:37,359 --> 00:05:38,279 IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, 145 00:05:38,403 --> 00:05:40,273 SHE TURNS 6 IN 11 MONTHS. 146 00:05:40,403 --> 00:05:41,963 [cell phone rings] 147 00:05:42,099 --> 00:05:44,009 - IT'S CHRIS. - AW, I CAN'T STAND HER. 148 00:05:44,143 --> 00:05:45,273 IT'S--NO, IT'S BOY CHRIS. 149 00:05:45,404 --> 00:05:47,104 - OH, I LOVE HIM! - [giggles] 150 00:05:50,404 --> 00:05:53,274 [epic music] 151 00:05:53,405 --> 00:05:54,665 AHH! 152 00:05:54,796 --> 00:05:56,016 [slicing sound] 153 00:05:56,144 --> 00:05:58,014 NOW, YOU SEE THAT HEAD JUST GET CUT OFF? 154 00:05:58,145 --> 00:05:59,615 YOU MEAN THE ONE THEY'RE BOWLING WITH? 155 00:05:59,753 --> 00:06:01,963 [pins falling] 156 00:06:02,101 --> 00:06:05,191 GUESS YOU WEREN'T SPARED! 157 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:06,970 ALL RIGHT, NOW, OKAY, SEE THIS? 158 00:06:07,102 --> 00:06:08,932 SEE, THAT'S ME GOING THROUGH A FAKE CEMETERY. 159 00:06:09,059 --> 00:06:11,709 THAT'S FAKE FOG, AND I'M FAKING THAT I'M SCARED. 160 00:06:11,842 --> 00:06:16,592 YOU'RE UNDER CARDIAC ARREST. 161 00:06:16,712 --> 00:06:19,412 both: AHH! - TIFFANY, RUN! 162 00:06:21,278 --> 00:06:23,668 SO WAS YOUR HAIR FAKE ALSO? 163 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:26,810 THAT WAS REAL, AND PROBABLY THE SCARIEST PART OF THE MOVIE. 164 00:06:26,931 --> 00:06:28,151 HEY, COME ON. 165 00:06:28,279 --> 00:06:30,229 MULLETS WERE VERY POPULAR IN THE '80s, MAN. 166 00:06:30,366 --> 00:06:34,376 BUSINESS IN THE FRONT, PARTY IN THE BACK, DUDE! 167 00:06:34,497 --> 00:06:36,197 [chuckling] 168 00:06:37,672 --> 00:06:39,582 DO YOU KNOW WHAT ZOMBIES ARE, JANIE? 169 00:06:39,715 --> 00:06:42,715 THE WALKING DEAD, 170 00:06:42,846 --> 00:06:44,666 AND THEY LIKE TO SUCK LITTLE GIRLS' BRAINS 171 00:06:44,802 --> 00:06:47,942 OUT OF THEIR EARS LIKE MILK SHAKES. 172 00:06:48,065 --> 00:06:52,805 WITH A BENDY STRAW? 173 00:06:52,934 --> 00:06:56,504 [exhales] THE POINT IS ONLY MOM AND DAD CAN PROTECT YOU, 174 00:06:56,630 --> 00:06:58,240 BUT ONLY IF THEY'RE HOME. 175 00:06:58,370 --> 00:07:03,200 NUH-UH, DR. MONKEY CHUNKS CAN DO KARATE. 176 00:07:03,327 --> 00:07:05,727 SO YOU'RE NOT SCARED RIGHT NOW? 177 00:07:05,849 --> 00:07:07,939 NO, BUT THE NEXT TIME YOU BABY-SIT ME, 178 00:07:08,067 --> 00:07:12,287 CAN WE MAKE MILK SHAKES? 179 00:07:12,415 --> 00:07:14,375 AH! HERE COMES ONE OF MY BEST SCENES. 180 00:07:14,503 --> 00:07:16,073 COME ON, YOU GUYS WANT A PIECE OF ME? 181 00:07:16,198 --> 00:07:17,678 HUH--OW! NO! 182 00:07:17,807 --> 00:07:21,807 [screaming] 183 00:07:21,938 --> 00:07:24,418 [laughter] 184 00:07:24,547 --> 00:07:26,377 ALL RIGHT, SEE THAT ZOMBIE EATING MY BRAINS, JOE? 185 00:07:26,504 --> 00:07:27,894 YOU SEE IT? LOOK. 186 00:07:28,026 --> 00:07:29,466 HERE I AM, STILL ALIVE. 187 00:07:29,592 --> 00:07:32,162 I'M SURPRISED YOUR CAREER'S STILL ALIVE AFTER THAT. 188 00:07:32,287 --> 00:07:34,467 NEED I REMIND YOU OF YOUR TOUR DE FORCE? 189 00:07:34,592 --> 00:07:36,852 {\an8}BIKINI GIRLS FROM PLANET HOT? - [laughs] 190 00:07:36,983 --> 00:07:38,423 OKAY. TOUCHE, TOUCHE. 191 00:07:38,549 --> 00:07:39,679 HEY, CAN WE WATCH THAT ONE NEXT? 192 00:07:39,810 --> 00:07:41,510 - YES. - NO. 193 00:07:45,898 --> 00:07:47,768 - MORNING, DAD. - HI. 194 00:07:47,898 --> 00:07:49,638 THANKS FOR SHOWING ME THAT MOVIE. 195 00:07:49,768 --> 00:07:51,458 I THINK I CAN GET THROUGH THIS SLEEPOVER. 196 00:07:51,595 --> 00:07:54,035 GLAD TO HEAR IT, JOE. MADE YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST-- 197 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:56,160 CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES. - COOL. 198 00:07:59,770 --> 00:08:01,110 BRAINS! 199 00:08:01,248 --> 00:08:02,988 [groans] 200 00:08:03,118 --> 00:08:05,418 - AHH! ZOMBIE! - [groans] 201 00:08:05,553 --> 00:08:08,643 - MOM, HELP! - [groans] 202 00:08:08,771 --> 00:08:12,301 [groaning continues] 203 00:08:12,424 --> 00:08:16,734 - BUSINESS IN THE FRONT. - PARTY IN THE BACK. 204 00:08:16,859 --> 00:08:18,469 [groaning] - NO. 205 00:08:18,598 --> 00:08:20,168 [snarling] 206 00:08:20,294 --> 00:08:24,864 AH! OOH! OOH. 207 00:08:24,990 --> 00:08:26,380 WHOO. 208 00:08:26,512 --> 00:08:29,382 - POURING THE WINE. - BE OUT IN A SEC! 209 00:08:29,513 --> 00:08:30,993 [knocks at door] 210 00:08:31,121 --> 00:08:33,001 - DAD? - YES, JOE? 211 00:08:33,122 --> 00:08:34,422 ARE YOU REALLY DAD, 212 00:08:34,556 --> 00:08:37,646 OR ARE YOU A ZOMBIE? PLEASE SAY YOU'RE NOT A ZOMBIE. 213 00:08:37,775 --> 00:08:39,475 ANOTHER NIGHTMARE? 214 00:08:51,472 --> 00:08:53,472 OKAY. 215 00:08:56,646 --> 00:08:58,826 AMY, JUST TO LET YOU KNOW, LITTLE GUY'S 216 00:08:58,951 --> 00:09:00,251 GOING TO SLEEP IN HERE. 217 00:09:00,386 --> 00:09:02,696 WELL, MAYBE THIS'LL WAKE HIM UP. 218 00:09:06,995 --> 00:09:08,695 OH, THAT LITTLE GUY. 219 00:09:10,301 --> 00:09:12,171 SORRY, MOM. I HAD A NIGHTMARE. 220 00:09:12,301 --> 00:09:13,781 I KNOW THE FEELING, SWEETHEART. 221 00:09:13,909 --> 00:09:15,609 I'M HAVING ONE NOW. 222 00:09:17,606 --> 00:09:21,306 [mumbling] 223 00:09:27,911 --> 00:09:31,921 [snoring] 224 00:09:33,912 --> 00:09:35,912 OH! 225 00:09:40,739 --> 00:09:44,659 I KNOW IT WAS A ROUGH NIGHT FOR BOTH OF US, 226 00:09:44,784 --> 00:09:46,784 BUT I HAVE A NEW WAY TO HELP WITH YOUR PROBLEM, OKAY? 227 00:09:46,914 --> 00:09:49,394 TRUST ME? - IS THAT IMPORTANT? 228 00:09:49,524 --> 00:09:51,534 LET'S DO THIS. 229 00:09:51,654 --> 00:09:54,524 CHECK IT OUT. 230 00:09:54,654 --> 00:09:56,524 OKAY. IT'S OKAY. 231 00:09:56,654 --> 00:09:58,834 A FEW HOURS AGO, THAT WAS JUST REGULAR KEVIN, 232 00:09:58,959 --> 00:10:01,789 BUT WITH SOME HOLLYWOOD MAGIC FROM MY MAKEUP ARTIST STAN, 233 00:10:01,916 --> 00:10:04,696 WE HAVE, UH, ZOMBIE KEVIN. 234 00:10:04,829 --> 00:10:07,099 GOOD WORK, STAN. 235 00:10:07,221 --> 00:10:10,261 - HEY, WHAT UP, LITTLE DUDE? - NO, NO, NO! NO. 236 00:10:10,396 --> 00:10:11,446 JOE, HE'S DOING A VOICE. 237 00:10:11,570 --> 00:10:13,400 UH, ACTUALLY, I'M NOT DOING A VOICE. 238 00:10:13,527 --> 00:10:16,707 DAVID, DID I MENTION THAT I'M ALLERGIC TO LATEX? 239 00:10:16,831 --> 00:10:18,131 [breathes heavily] 240 00:10:18,267 --> 00:10:20,057 NO. NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, KEVIN, 241 00:10:20,180 --> 00:10:22,350 I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD STAN SLATHER IT ALL OVER YOUR FACE. 242 00:10:22,484 --> 00:10:25,834 [hyperventilates] 243 00:10:25,963 --> 00:10:27,043 EPIPEN. - WHAT? 244 00:10:27,181 --> 00:10:28,971 - EPI. PEN! - WHERE IS IT? 245 00:10:29,094 --> 00:10:30,314 - [groans] - WHAT? 246 00:10:30,442 --> 00:10:31,792 - IN THE FANNY PACK! - OKAY. OKAY! 247 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:33,620 IN THE FANNY PACK! 248 00:10:35,747 --> 00:10:37,837 - WHAT'S GOING ON? - KEVIN, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY 249 00:10:37,965 --> 00:10:39,135 YOU WERE ALLERGIC TO LATEX? 250 00:10:39,270 --> 00:10:40,450 I DIDN'T WANNA SCARE YOU! 251 00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:41,833 [shrieks] 252 00:10:41,965 --> 00:10:44,835 [screaming] 253 00:10:44,966 --> 00:10:46,496 NOBODY MOVE! I GOTTA GET JANIE! 254 00:10:46,618 --> 00:10:48,748 AHH! 255 00:10:48,879 --> 00:10:50,269 OH! - THAT'S A REGULAR PEN. 256 00:10:50,401 --> 00:10:52,101 SORRY. HOLD ON. - AHH! 257 00:10:54,836 --> 00:10:56,446 WE GOTTA FIX THIS KID'S SLEEPING PROBLEM, 258 00:10:56,576 --> 00:10:58,626 OR HE'S GONNA BE IN OUR BED TILL COLLEGE, 259 00:10:58,750 --> 00:11:01,750 AND AT SOME POINT, THAT'S JUST GONNA GET WEIRD, HONEY. 260 00:11:01,881 --> 00:11:03,491 DAVID, IT'S A PHASE. 261 00:11:03,620 --> 00:11:05,050 I MEAN, MAYBE IF WE JUST GIVE HIM A LITTLE MORE TIME, 262 00:11:05,186 --> 00:11:06,536 HE'LL GROW-- DAVID, DAVID. 263 00:11:06,664 --> 00:11:08,194 DAVID-- - BABOON! 264 00:11:08,316 --> 00:11:11,276 IS THERE A BABOON ATTACK SOMEWHERE? 265 00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:12,794 COME ON, HONEY. I'LL MAKE YOU SOME COFFEE, OKAY? 266 00:11:12,925 --> 00:11:13,885 HUH? ALL RIGHT. 267 00:11:14,013 --> 00:11:15,053 - LET'S GET UP. COME ON. - OKAY. 268 00:11:15,187 --> 00:11:16,887 OKAY. BIG POT OF COFFEE. 269 00:11:19,188 --> 00:11:20,578 OH! MORNING. 270 00:11:20,710 --> 00:11:22,800 WELL, SOMEONE'S IN A GOOD MOOD. 271 00:11:22,927 --> 00:11:25,277 I SLEPT GREAT, AND I WOKE UP VERY CLEARHEADED 272 00:11:25,406 --> 00:11:27,106 AND THOUGHT OF A PERFECT SOLUTION 273 00:11:27,232 --> 00:11:28,622 FOR TONIGHT'S BIG SLEEPOVER. - WHAT? 274 00:11:28,754 --> 00:11:31,324 I'M NOT GOING. 275 00:11:31,450 --> 00:11:33,540 DAVID, JOE'S NOT GOING TO HIS SLEEPOVER. 276 00:11:33,667 --> 00:11:35,187 - WHAT? - SO IF YOU GUYS WANNA 277 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,240 DO SOMETHING, MY NIGHT'S WIDE OPEN. 278 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:38,754 JOE, HOW COME YOU'RE NOT GOING? 279 00:11:38,886 --> 00:11:41,416 WELL, I KNOW FACING YOUR FEARS MAY HAVE WORKED FOR YOU, 280 00:11:41,539 --> 00:11:43,759 BUT THERE'S JUST SOME MOUNTAINS I CAN'T CLIMB. 281 00:11:43,887 --> 00:11:45,577 I'M NEVER GONNA MAKE IT THROUGH THAT MOVIE. 282 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:50,370 HEY! WAIT, WAIT. 283 00:11:50,496 --> 00:11:51,886 I-I THINK I HAVE A WAY TO HELP YOU NOW. 284 00:11:52,018 --> 00:11:54,768 - MOM. - HANG ON. 285 00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:56,238 HOW ABOUT THIS? 286 00:11:56,367 --> 00:11:57,977 WHAT IF YOU GO TO THE MOVIE, RIGHT AT THE HOUSE, 287 00:11:58,106 --> 00:12:01,286 AND ME AND YOUR MOM PARK OUTSIDE, 288 00:12:01,410 --> 00:12:02,670 AND IF YOU GET SCARED, JUST LOOK OUT THE WINDOW, 289 00:12:02,802 --> 00:12:04,062 AND WE'LL BE THERE. - BUT WHAT IF I STILL 290 00:12:04,194 --> 00:12:05,934 WANT TO LEAVE? - UH, CALL US, 291 00:12:06,063 --> 00:12:06,893 AND WE'LL COME UP WITH AN EXCUSE, 292 00:12:07,020 --> 00:12:09,020 AND WE'LL COME GET YOU. 293 00:12:09,151 --> 00:12:11,631 ALL RIGHT, BUT THE EXCUSE HAS TO BE A GOOD ONE, 294 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:13,460 OR ELSE I'M GOING WITH REPTILE DYSFUNCTION. 295 00:12:19,457 --> 00:12:20,847 HEY, JANIE. IT'S TIME FOR DINNER. 296 00:12:20,979 --> 00:12:22,459 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOU? 297 00:12:22,587 --> 00:12:24,677 [clattering] - [gasps] DID YOU HEAR THAT? 298 00:12:24,805 --> 00:12:26,545 [clattering] 299 00:12:26,675 --> 00:12:29,375 I THINK SOMEONE OR SOMETHING IS IN THE HOUSE. 300 00:12:36,676 --> 00:12:38,986 JANIE, DID YOU OPEN THOSE DOORS? 301 00:12:39,112 --> 00:12:43,812 OPEN THOSE? I CAN'T EVEN REACH THEM. 302 00:12:43,938 --> 00:12:47,248 WELL, IF YOU DIDN'T, AND WE'RE THE ONLY ONES HOME, 303 00:12:47,374 --> 00:12:48,464 THEN WHO DID? 304 00:12:48,591 --> 00:12:50,891 [gasps] I WISH MOM AND DAD WERE HERE! 305 00:12:51,026 --> 00:12:52,296 [bang!] [gasps] 306 00:12:52,417 --> 00:12:54,107 OH, MY GOSH! IT'S MUST BE A GHOST. 307 00:12:55,939 --> 00:12:57,029 [shrieks] 308 00:12:57,157 --> 00:12:59,467 OH, MY GOSH! IT IS A GHOST. 309 00:12:59,592 --> 00:13:01,332 [phone rings] 310 00:13:01,463 --> 00:13:04,773 OR IT'S JUST MARY. 311 00:13:04,898 --> 00:13:07,768 [spookily] OR IT'S MARY'S PHONE FROM THE GRAVE. 312 00:13:07,898 --> 00:13:10,948 OO-OO-OO-OH! 313 00:13:11,072 --> 00:13:12,762 GIVE IT UP, MARY. 314 00:13:14,246 --> 00:13:15,996 I TOLD YOU TO TURN YOUR PHONE OFF. 315 00:13:16,117 --> 00:13:17,247 PLAYING GHOST IS FUN. 316 00:13:17,378 --> 00:13:19,468 CAN I BE THE GHOST NOW? 317 00:13:19,595 --> 00:13:21,855 [sighs] MAYBE AFTER DINNER. 318 00:13:21,987 --> 00:13:23,987 GO WASH UP. 319 00:13:24,118 --> 00:13:25,598 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? I'M GONNA BE BABY-SITTING 320 00:13:25,727 --> 00:13:26,997 FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. 321 00:13:27,118 --> 00:13:28,768 [metal clattering] [shrieking] 322 00:13:28,901 --> 00:13:30,901 THIS IS FUN. 323 00:13:34,031 --> 00:13:35,941 - SO YOU OKAY, HONEY? - YEAH. 324 00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:38,076 I THINK I CAN DO THIS. 325 00:13:38,207 --> 00:13:40,767 I FEEL BETTER KNOWING YOU GUYS ARE THERE. 326 00:13:40,902 --> 00:13:43,912 OH, THEY'RE STARTING THE MOVIE. GOTTA GO! 327 00:13:44,033 --> 00:13:45,553 MM. 328 00:13:45,685 --> 00:13:47,385 [chuckles] 329 00:13:51,730 --> 00:13:55,170 [yawns] 330 00:13:55,296 --> 00:13:59,996 WHAT ARE THE TWO OF US GONNA DO ALONE IN THE CAR FOR HOURS? 331 00:14:00,123 --> 00:14:02,343 HUH? 332 00:14:02,471 --> 00:14:06,781 WHY DON'T WE START BY GETTING A LITTLE MORE COMFORTABLE? 333 00:14:06,906 --> 00:14:08,776 HM? 334 00:14:08,906 --> 00:14:09,686 WHAT'D YOU SAY? 335 00:14:09,819 --> 00:14:11,819 TIGER? 336 00:14:11,950 --> 00:14:13,860 REALLY? - HUH? WHAT? 337 00:14:13,994 --> 00:14:15,914 DAVID, COME ON! 338 00:14:16,037 --> 00:14:19,257 DAVID, WE ARE A MARRIED COUPLE WITH THREE CHILDREN. 339 00:14:19,386 --> 00:14:20,516 WE CANNOT SQUANDER OPPORTUNITIES LIKE THIS. 340 00:14:20,647 --> 00:14:22,387 - OKAY, I'M FINE, SERIOUSLY. - OKAY? 341 00:14:22,516 --> 00:14:23,916 - I'M FINE. YEAH, YEAH. - YOU AWAKE? 342 00:14:24,038 --> 00:14:25,858 YEP. LOOK, IF I PASS OUT DURING IT, 343 00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:27,945 JUST DON'T BE INSULTED, HONEY. JUST KEEP GOING. 344 00:14:28,083 --> 00:14:30,783 I'LL CATCH UP, OKAY? 345 00:14:30,909 --> 00:14:33,479 [ominous music] 346 00:14:33,605 --> 00:14:36,655 ♪ 347 00:14:36,779 --> 00:14:38,389 HEY, DOES ANYBODY WANT MORE POPCORN? 348 00:14:38,519 --> 00:14:39,609 'CAUSE I CAN GO GET IT. 349 00:14:39,737 --> 00:14:41,437 all: SHH! 350 00:14:41,563 --> 00:14:45,083 HOW ABOUT SOME SODA? A JUICE? 351 00:14:45,216 --> 00:14:46,786 A LIGHTHEARTED ADAM SANDLER FLICK? 352 00:14:46,911 --> 00:14:48,911 all: SHH! 353 00:14:50,477 --> 00:14:51,737 - HOW OLD IS THIS? - DOESN'T MATTER. 354 00:14:51,868 --> 00:14:54,348 DRINK IT. IT'LL WAKE YOU UP. 355 00:14:54,478 --> 00:14:57,958 UM, MM, MM. 356 00:14:58,087 --> 00:15:00,177 I FEEL LIKE A COUPLE OF TEENAGERS... [chuckles] 357 00:15:00,305 --> 00:15:01,525 ALL OVER AGAIN-- - OH! CRAMP! 358 00:15:01,653 --> 00:15:04,263 - WHA, WHA, WHA? - AH! HONEY, HONEY, HONEY! 359 00:15:04,392 --> 00:15:06,172 [honks horn] - OH, STUPID JUICE BOX! 360 00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:07,526 [honks horn] - HONEY, GRAB MY LEG. 361 00:15:07,653 --> 00:15:09,353 GRAB MY LEG, PLEASE! - OKAY, OKAY. 362 00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:10,960 I'VE GOT IT. - OKAY. 363 00:15:11,088 --> 00:15:12,868 [taps on window] 364 00:15:13,002 --> 00:15:14,092 EVENING, OFFICER. 365 00:15:14,220 --> 00:15:16,220 STEP OUT OF THE CAR, PLEASE. 366 00:15:21,829 --> 00:15:23,349 all: AHH! 367 00:15:23,482 --> 00:15:25,182 [laughter] 368 00:15:32,091 --> 00:15:35,441 [breathes heavily] 369 00:15:35,570 --> 00:15:38,750 [phone rings] 370 00:15:38,874 --> 00:15:42,784 MOM, DAD'S A ZOMBIE. 371 00:15:42,919 --> 00:15:44,609 I'M SO SCARED. 372 00:15:50,615 --> 00:15:53,315 WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO DOCTOR MONKEY CHUNKS? 373 00:15:53,442 --> 00:15:55,402 OH, I MUST'VE GOTTEN A JUICE STAIN ON HER, 374 00:15:55,529 --> 00:15:57,879 SO I'M CLEANING HER OFF, BUT I CAN'T SEE. 375 00:15:58,008 --> 00:16:00,968 I NEED MORE LIGHT. 376 00:16:01,095 --> 00:16:02,265 [garbage compactor whirrs] 377 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:04,100 OH, NO! DOCTOR MONKEY CHUNKS 378 00:16:04,226 --> 00:16:06,666 FELL IN THE DISPOSAL! - AHH! 379 00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:08,621 SAVE HER! SAVE HER! 380 00:16:08,749 --> 00:16:10,439 TRYING! 381 00:16:12,444 --> 00:16:14,404 I AM SO SORRY, JANIE. 382 00:16:14,532 --> 00:16:17,492 SEE, THIS IS WHY I SHOULD NEVER BABY-SIT. 383 00:16:17,619 --> 00:16:20,919 MOM AND DAD WOULD NEVER MAKE A MISTAKE LIKE THIS. 384 00:16:21,054 --> 00:16:24,754 IS SHE REALLY GONE? 385 00:16:24,881 --> 00:16:26,061 OH, NO. 386 00:16:26,185 --> 00:16:28,015 NOT YOUR CRY FACE. 387 00:16:28,143 --> 00:16:30,313 PLEASE DON'T MAKE YOUR CRY FACE. 388 00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:32,937 NOW, I'VE GOT THE CRY FACE. 389 00:16:33,056 --> 00:16:34,226 HERE, SEE? SHE'S RIGHT HERE. 390 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:36,410 SHE'S PERFECTLY FINE. IT WAS ALL JUST A TRICK. 391 00:16:36,535 --> 00:16:38,055 COME OUT, MARY. 392 00:16:38,187 --> 00:16:39,577 IT'S JUST ME, JANIE. 393 00:16:39,709 --> 00:16:41,979 SEE? IT'S MARY. 394 00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:44,621 OH, NO. NOT YOUR CRY FACE. 395 00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:46,583 SORRY, EM, I CAN'T TAKE THE CRY FACE. 396 00:16:46,710 --> 00:16:49,370 I'M OUT. I'M OUT! 397 00:16:49,493 --> 00:16:52,103 I'M SO SORRY, JANIE. 398 00:16:52,233 --> 00:16:54,193 I WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE YOU WANT MOM AND DAD AROUND 399 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:56,280 SO I DON'T HAVE TO BABY-SIT. 400 00:16:56,407 --> 00:17:00,057 WHY? YOU DON'T LIKE TO BE WITH ME? 401 00:17:00,190 --> 00:17:02,240 OF COURSE I LIKE TO BE WITH YOU. 402 00:17:02,364 --> 00:17:05,804 IT'S JUST, SOMETIMES, I LIKE TO BE WITH KIDS MY AGE, 403 00:17:05,930 --> 00:17:10,060 BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I LOVE YOU ANY LESS. 404 00:17:10,191 --> 00:17:11,631 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT? 405 00:17:11,757 --> 00:17:13,677 FROM NOW ON, WHENEVER YOU WANT TO BE WITH ME, 406 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,360 YOU CAN. 407 00:17:15,497 --> 00:17:18,197 SO CAN YOU FORGIVE ME? 408 00:17:21,324 --> 00:17:23,324 DOESN'T SOUND GOOD. 409 00:17:24,976 --> 00:17:26,156 OKAY, WELL, WHATEVER YOU DECIDE, 410 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:28,410 I'M SORRY! 411 00:17:28,542 --> 00:17:31,242 I DID NOT LIKE THE LOOK ON THAT MONKEY'S FACE. 412 00:17:33,064 --> 00:17:34,974 [sighs] SORRY I HAVE TO PICK UP JOE LIKE THIS, 413 00:17:35,108 --> 00:17:39,118 BUT, UM, WE'RE, UH, GOING TO THE ZOO EARLY TOMORROW. 414 00:17:39,239 --> 00:17:41,629 OH, REALLY? EVEN THOUGH THAT BABOON GOT AWAY? 415 00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:44,241 WHAT? 416 00:17:44,370 --> 00:17:47,030 I SAID YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GO SEE THE BABOON DISPLAY. 417 00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:49,243 OH. OH, SORRY, I'M EXHAUSTED. 418 00:17:49,370 --> 00:17:52,240 I THOUGHT YOU SAID-- UM, HEY, 419 00:17:52,371 --> 00:17:54,421 IF THEY'RE WATCHING A MOVIE, WHY ARE WE IN THE BACKYARD? 420 00:17:54,545 --> 00:17:56,235 OH, BECAUSE THEY'RE UP THERE. 421 00:17:58,198 --> 00:18:01,598 [ {\an8}Psycho music playing] 422 00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:02,850 OH, THAT'S REALLY COOL 423 00:18:02,981 --> 00:18:05,161 AND HIGH. 424 00:18:05,286 --> 00:18:06,546 WHAT'S IT, LIKE 30, 40 FEET? 425 00:18:06,678 --> 00:18:10,198 UH, NINE. 426 00:18:10,330 --> 00:18:11,940 I'LL JUST GO UP THERE AND GET THE LITTLE GUY. 427 00:18:12,069 --> 00:18:13,769 - OKAY. - THANK YOU. 428 00:18:16,331 --> 00:18:19,031 MY LUCK, THERE'LL BE A CLOWN UP THERE HOLDING AN ICICLE. 429 00:18:21,723 --> 00:18:25,373 [ominous music playing] 430 00:18:25,506 --> 00:18:26,986 [groans] all: AHH! 431 00:18:27,115 --> 00:18:30,645 ZOMBIE! ESCAPE HATCH! ESCAPE HATCH! 432 00:18:30,768 --> 00:18:32,678 OW! JOE! 433 00:18:32,811 --> 00:18:34,081 A LITTLE HELP. 434 00:18:34,203 --> 00:18:36,773 OW! [sighs] 435 00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:38,638 OKAY, THANK YOU. 436 00:18:38,769 --> 00:18:40,599 [exhales] WHOO! 437 00:18:40,725 --> 00:18:42,375 WHOA. 438 00:18:42,509 --> 00:18:43,639 THANKS FOR COMING TO GET ME. 439 00:18:43,769 --> 00:18:46,249 NO PROBLEM. 440 00:18:46,378 --> 00:18:48,518 I DIDN'T MIND CLIMBING UP HERE 441 00:18:48,639 --> 00:18:50,329 OR HAVE ANY PROBLEM DOING IT. 442 00:18:52,597 --> 00:18:53,767 WHAT HAPPENED? 443 00:18:53,901 --> 00:18:56,471 WELL, EVEN THOUGH I KNEW IT WAS ALL FAKE, 444 00:18:56,597 --> 00:18:57,947 I STILL GOT SCARED. 445 00:18:58,075 --> 00:19:00,335 JOE, IN CASE YOU DIDN'T NOTICE, 446 00:19:00,467 --> 00:19:03,297 SO DID ALL YOUR FRIENDS. 447 00:19:03,424 --> 00:19:04,294 NOW, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDN'T RUN OUT 448 00:19:04,425 --> 00:19:06,555 OF HERE SCREAMING. - UH, I TRIED, 449 00:19:06,686 --> 00:19:09,386 BUT MY PANTS WERE CAUGHT ON A NAIL. 450 00:19:12,121 --> 00:19:14,601 YOU SEE, BUT THEY DON'T KNOW THAT. 451 00:19:14,730 --> 00:19:18,470 JOE, THERE'S TWO VERY IMPORTANT THINGS I LEARNED AS AN ACTOR-- 452 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:22,260 ONE, YOU GOTTA KEEP YOUR HAIR, 453 00:19:22,383 --> 00:19:27,043 AND TWO, IT'S ALL ABOUT CREATING AN ILLUSION. 454 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:30,867 YOU SEE, AS FAR AS YOUR FRIENDS ARE CONCERNED, 455 00:19:30,993 --> 00:19:32,253 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DIDN'T RUN OUT. 456 00:19:32,384 --> 00:19:34,384 YOU STAYED. 457 00:19:35,993 --> 00:19:37,783 YOU'RE THE BRAVE ONE. 458 00:19:37,907 --> 00:19:39,687 YOU'RE RIGHT. 459 00:19:39,820 --> 00:19:42,130 MAYBE I SHOULD STAY AND HANG WITH MY FRIENDS FOR A WHILE. 460 00:19:42,256 --> 00:19:43,346 MAYBE. 461 00:19:43,473 --> 00:19:45,473 COOL. WATCH OUT FOR THE CLOWN. 462 00:19:45,604 --> 00:19:46,994 WHAT? WHERE? 463 00:19:47,126 --> 00:19:49,826 I SAID, "YOU COMING DOWN?" 464 00:19:49,952 --> 00:19:51,742 OH. 465 00:19:51,866 --> 00:19:54,296 UM, I'M GOOD. 466 00:19:54,431 --> 00:19:56,471 I'M JUST GONNA-- IT'S PRETTY OUT. 467 00:19:56,605 --> 00:19:59,435 I'M GONNA LOOK AT THE VIEW. 468 00:19:59,562 --> 00:20:03,652 [phone rings] 469 00:20:03,780 --> 00:20:06,480 I'M SO SCARED. 470 00:20:12,303 --> 00:20:13,913 OKAY. 471 00:20:14,042 --> 00:20:15,742 LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN. 472 00:20:18,130 --> 00:20:19,180 I'M GONNA ROCK YOUR WORLD. 473 00:20:19,304 --> 00:20:21,084 [clown horn honks] 474 00:20:21,217 --> 00:20:23,227 [shrieks] 475 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:29,350 NOT EXACTLY THE REACTION I WAS LOOKING FOR. 476 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:33,950 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33000

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