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[bat clinks] 4 00:00:16,183 --> 00:00:18,793 [cheers and applause] - EIGHT! 5 00:00:18,922 --> 00:00:21,972 [cheers and applause] - NINE. 6 00:00:22,097 --> 00:00:23,137 NOTHING BETTER THAN WATCHING YOUR LITTLE BROTHER 7 00:00:23,271 --> 00:00:24,491 PLAY BASEBALL. 8 00:00:24,619 --> 00:00:27,189 GO PANTHERS! 9 00:00:27,315 --> 00:00:28,625 YOUR BROTHER PLAYS FOR THE HAWKS. 10 00:00:28,750 --> 00:00:30,790 WHATEVER. 11 00:00:30,924 --> 00:00:32,664 DIDN'T YOUR MOM TELL ME THAT YOU HAVE SOME IMPORTANT 12 00:00:32,795 --> 00:00:36,015 PSYCHOLOGY PROJECT THAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING ON? 13 00:00:36,143 --> 00:00:39,623 - GO HAWKS! - YEAH, I THOUGHT SO. 14 00:00:39,752 --> 00:00:43,322 WHAT'S JOE DOING OUT THERE? - DIGGING FOR ROCKS. 15 00:00:43,449 --> 00:00:45,279 [bat clinks] 16 00:00:45,405 --> 00:00:48,235 HERE IT COMES, JOE! PUT DOWN THE ROCK, JOE. 17 00:00:48,363 --> 00:00:49,973 THERE IT GOES, JOE! HERE THEY COME, JOE! 18 00:00:50,103 --> 00:00:51,273 all: AAW! 19 00:00:51,407 --> 00:00:54,937 YAY! MERCY RULE. LET'S GO HOME. 20 00:00:55,060 --> 00:00:57,190 - WHAT? - DAD, YOU'RE SNACK MOM. 21 00:00:57,321 --> 00:00:58,711 I THINK THIS IS WHEN YOU HAND OUT THE CUPCAKES. 22 00:00:58,843 --> 00:01:00,283 WHY? THEY LOST. 23 00:01:00,408 --> 00:01:02,018 all: [chanting] SECOND PLACE IS ALMOST FIRST! 24 00:01:02,148 --> 00:01:03,108 NO, IT'S NOT. 25 00:01:03,235 --> 00:01:04,885 all: [chanting] WE TRIED OUR BEST! 26 00:01:05,019 --> 00:01:06,359 THAT WAS THEIR BEST? 27 00:01:06,496 --> 00:01:08,416 all: [chanting] AT LEAST WE HAVE OUR HEALTH! 28 00:01:08,541 --> 00:01:11,801 HEALTH? THEY PLAYED LIKE THEY'RE LIFE SUPPORT. 29 00:01:11,932 --> 00:01:14,812 I LITERALLY THINK A CUPCAKE WOULD KILL THEM. 30 00:01:14,933 --> 00:01:16,323 HANG ON. 31 00:01:16,455 --> 00:01:18,805 - HEY, DAD, IT'S CUPCAKE TIME! - YEAH, LISTEN JOE. 32 00:01:18,933 --> 00:01:21,673 UM, YOU DON'T SEEM TOO UPSET THAT YOU LOST. 33 00:01:21,804 --> 00:01:23,154 'CAUSE I'M NOT. 34 00:01:23,283 --> 00:01:24,893 CHECK OUT WHAT I GOT FOR MY COLLECTION. 35 00:01:25,022 --> 00:01:26,802 CHA-CHING! 36 00:01:26,935 --> 00:01:28,415 YEAH, THAT'S A REAL BEAUTY, PAL. 37 00:01:28,545 --> 00:01:31,935 HEY, DOES YOUR COACH EVEN CARE ABOUT WINNING? 38 00:01:32,067 --> 00:01:35,977 I DON'T KNOW, IT'S NEVER COME UP. 39 00:01:36,111 --> 00:01:38,421 HOLD ONTO YOUR ROCKS. I'M GONNA HAVE A WORD WITH HIM. 40 00:01:38,547 --> 00:01:40,727 UH, OH. 41 00:01:44,417 --> 00:01:47,377 HEY, GUYS, WORK RAN LATE. I'M SORRY I MISSED THE GAME. 42 00:01:47,504 --> 00:01:48,934 AREN'T YOU GOING TO ASK ME HOW IT WENT? 43 00:01:49,070 --> 00:01:52,860 OH...NO. 44 00:01:52,984 --> 00:01:54,854 YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE NEW COACH OF THE HAWKS! 45 00:01:54,984 --> 00:01:58,514 - UH-OH. - THAT'S WHAT I SAID. 46 00:02:22,163 --> 00:02:23,213 SO I'M COACHING JOE'S TEAM. 47 00:02:23,337 --> 00:02:24,767 WHY DOES EVERYBODY KEEP SAYING "UH-OH?" 48 00:02:24,903 --> 00:02:25,993 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "UH-OH?" 49 00:02:26,121 --> 00:02:29,341 I MEAN, OH CRAP, THIS IS NOT GOOD. 50 00:02:29,469 --> 00:02:30,949 I LOVE YOU. 51 00:02:31,078 --> 00:02:34,568 SO, HOW DID YOU GET THE COACHING JOB ANYWAY? 52 00:02:34,687 --> 00:02:35,987 I WALKED OVER TO THE GUY AND ASKED HIM IF I COULD 53 00:02:36,123 --> 00:02:37,603 TAKE OVER HIS JOB, AND HE KISSED ME ON THE MOUTH 54 00:02:37,732 --> 00:02:40,002 AND RAN TO HIS CAR. 55 00:02:40,124 --> 00:02:42,164 I HAPPEN TO THINK I'D MAKE A GOOD COACH. 56 00:02:42,298 --> 00:02:45,958 AND I HAPPEN TO AGREE THAT YOU'D ABSOLUTELY THINK THAT. 57 00:02:46,081 --> 00:02:49,911 BUT, SWEETIE, YOU'RE A TAD...COMPETITIVE. 58 00:02:50,039 --> 00:02:51,739 COMPETITIVE? PLEASE, HONEY. 59 00:02:51,864 --> 00:02:53,864 JUST BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO HAND OUT CUPCAKES TO A TEAM 60 00:02:53,996 --> 00:02:57,566 THAT LOST BY THE "HAVING YOUR ASS HANDED TO YOU" RULE? 61 00:02:57,692 --> 00:02:59,002 WAIT, YOU DIDN'T HAND OUT THE CUPCAKES? 62 00:02:59,127 --> 00:03:00,127 - I DID. - AW! 63 00:03:00,258 --> 00:03:01,738 EVENTUALLY. 64 00:03:01,866 --> 00:03:02,996 I'LL TELL YOU, FOR A BUNCH OF LOSERS, 65 00:03:03,128 --> 00:03:05,778 THEY HAVE A VERY STRONG SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT. 66 00:03:05,911 --> 00:03:07,171 THEY'RE NOT LOSERS. 67 00:03:07,303 --> 00:03:09,393 THEY CAME IN SECOND, AND SECOND IS ALMOST FIRST. 68 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:11,040 YEAH. [silverware clattering] 69 00:03:11,173 --> 00:03:12,353 SEE THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG WITH AMERICA, IN MY DAY-- 70 00:03:12,478 --> 00:03:14,388 OH, PLEASE DON'T BE THE "IN MY DAY" GUY-- 71 00:03:14,521 --> 00:03:16,311 YOU GOT A REWARD WHEN YOU WON. AND IT WASN'T A CUPCAKE. 72 00:03:16,434 --> 00:03:18,474 - YOU'RE BEING HIM. - I AM NOT, HONEY, COME ON. 73 00:03:18,609 --> 00:03:20,829 I JUST WANT JOE TO WIN. I WANT THE TEAM TO WIN. 74 00:03:20,957 --> 00:03:22,527 I WANT HIM TO BE A WINNER. 75 00:03:22,653 --> 00:03:24,353 PLEASE PROMISE ME YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING CRAZY HERE, 76 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:26,000 OKAY? 77 00:03:26,133 --> 00:03:28,003 BECAUSE I DON'T WANT JOE TO GET HURT, EMOTIONALLY OR OTHERWISE. 78 00:03:28,133 --> 00:03:29,473 I PROMISE I WON'T DO ANYTHING CRAZY. 79 00:03:29,611 --> 00:03:31,011 ALL RIGHT. 80 00:03:31,134 --> 00:03:32,694 NEED I REMIND YOU OF MY MUCH-BELOVED BASEBALL EPISODE, 81 00:03:32,829 --> 00:03:34,219 "MOST VALUABLE DAD." 82 00:03:34,351 --> 00:03:36,831 WHERE I COACH MY TV SON TO THE LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP? 83 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:38,400 NOBODY'S FEELINGS GOT HURT. 84 00:03:38,526 --> 00:03:39,786 NEED I REMIND YOU ABOUT THE REAL LIFE 85 00:03:39,918 --> 00:03:41,828 "CELEBRITY SOFTBALL GAME" WHEN YOU STARTED A BRAWL 86 00:03:41,961 --> 00:03:46,841 AND YOU TOOK OUT RYAN SEACREST AND A KARDASHIAN? 87 00:03:46,962 --> 00:03:48,572 IN MY DEFENSE, IT WAS THE BIG KARDASHIAN 88 00:03:48,701 --> 00:03:51,921 AND SHE WAS THROWING INSIDE. 89 00:03:52,051 --> 00:03:55,491 AND THE OTHER ONE WAS RYAN SEACREST. 90 00:03:55,616 --> 00:03:58,316 DID YOU PICK A TOPIC FOR YOUR PSYCH MID-TERM PRESENTATION YET? 91 00:03:58,443 --> 00:04:00,923 YEP. "HOW TEENAGE PROCRASTINATION CAUSES PARENTS 92 00:04:01,052 --> 00:04:02,842 TO LOSE THEIR MINDS." 93 00:04:02,965 --> 00:04:04,525 YOU'RE A GENIUS. 94 00:04:04,662 --> 00:04:06,012 NOBODY KNOWS HOW TO MAKE THEIR PARENTS LOSE THEIR MINDS 95 00:04:06,140 --> 00:04:07,930 BETTER THAN YOU. 96 00:04:08,054 --> 00:04:10,314 THANK YOU! HERE'S MY PLAN. 97 00:04:10,445 --> 00:04:12,315 I PRETEND TO BLOW OFF MY PROJECT LONG ENOUGH, 98 00:04:12,445 --> 00:04:15,065 DOCUMENT THE WHOLE THING, THEY'LL GROUND ME. 99 00:04:15,185 --> 00:04:18,095 HELLO, A! 100 00:04:18,230 --> 00:04:19,800 HEY, GIRLS. HOW'S YOUR PROJECT COMING? 101 00:04:19,925 --> 00:04:22,925 WHAT PROJECT? 102 00:04:26,057 --> 00:04:28,837 - HEY JOE, PRACTICE, ONE HOUR. - OKAY, COOL. 103 00:04:28,970 --> 00:04:29,930 I'M GONNA GET INTO MY UNIFORM 104 00:04:30,058 --> 00:04:32,498 AND GATHER MY GEOLOGICAL SAMPLE BAGS. 105 00:04:32,623 --> 00:04:37,803 - WHERE DID WE GO WRONG? - WE? 106 00:04:37,929 --> 00:04:41,839 HELLO, COACH DAVID, I AM VERY FOR OUR FIRST REHEARSAL. 107 00:04:41,972 --> 00:04:45,412 "PRACTICE," KEVIN. AND DUDE, THIS ISN'T {\an8}GLEE. 108 00:04:48,235 --> 00:04:50,155 IS THAT THE ROSTER? - UM-- 109 00:04:50,279 --> 00:04:52,279 - THE CAST LIST. - YEAH. 110 00:04:52,410 --> 00:04:54,980 ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE. WEAVER, 345. 111 00:04:55,106 --> 00:04:57,676 BEACH, 415. WEITZMAN, 630. 112 00:04:57,802 --> 00:04:59,892 WOW, THESE ARE IMPRESSIVE BATTING AVERAGES. 113 00:05:00,020 --> 00:05:01,320 OH, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A BATTING AVERAGE IS, 114 00:05:01,455 --> 00:05:03,375 BUT THOSE ARE THE TIMES THE KIDS ARE AVAILABLE FOR... 115 00:05:03,499 --> 00:05:05,329 PRACTICE. 116 00:05:05,455 --> 00:05:06,455 [chuckles] 117 00:05:06,587 --> 00:05:07,677 6:30? 118 00:05:07,804 --> 00:05:09,894 YEAH, WEITZMAN HAS HEBREW SCHOOL TILL 6:30. 119 00:05:10,022 --> 00:05:14,762 BUT IF HE SKIPS HIS KNISH BREAK, HE COULD BE GOOD TO GO BY 6:15. 120 00:05:14,892 --> 00:05:18,022 - HEY DAD, HAVE YOU SEEN MY CUP? - WHERE'D YOU SEE IT LAST? 121 00:05:18,154 --> 00:05:21,544 WELL, I WAS USING IT AS A SIFTER TO SORT ROCKS. 122 00:05:21,676 --> 00:05:24,856 YOU'RE USING IT ON THE WRONG STONES, BROTHER. 123 00:05:28,417 --> 00:05:30,587 THAT WAS A GREAT PRACTICE, DAD. 124 00:05:30,721 --> 00:05:34,201 THIS BUMP ON MY HEAD MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A REAL BALL PLAYER. 125 00:05:34,331 --> 00:05:36,241 YEAH, AND YOU LOOKED LIKE A REAL BALL PLAYER. 126 00:05:36,374 --> 00:05:39,334 RUNNING, DIGGING...SIFTING. 127 00:05:42,376 --> 00:05:45,026 OH, KEVIN, AGAIN-- SORRY FOR THE CONFUSION. 128 00:05:45,159 --> 00:05:47,819 I ASSUMED YOU KNEW THAT "HEADS UP" MEANT "LOOK OUT." 129 00:05:47,942 --> 00:05:50,722 NOT "TRY TO CATCH THE BALL WITH YOUR FACE." 130 00:05:50,856 --> 00:05:53,166 IT IS NOT MY FIRST BLOW TO THE HEAD, DAVID. 131 00:05:53,291 --> 00:05:57,951 NOR WILL IT BE MY LAST. OR MY FIRST. 132 00:05:58,075 --> 00:06:01,035 HEY, PLAYERS, HOW WAS PRACTICE? 133 00:06:01,162 --> 00:06:03,032 GREAT, MOM. WE THREW STUFF. WE HIT STUFF. 134 00:06:03,163 --> 00:06:05,863 I EVEN SWEATED. SMELL MY PITS. 135 00:06:05,989 --> 00:06:07,819 THAT'S HOW I KNEW YOU WERE HOME. 136 00:06:07,946 --> 00:06:09,986 HIT THE SHOWERS. 137 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:13,820 WOW. I AM IMPRESSED, COACH. 138 00:06:13,947 --> 00:06:16,167 WHY IS HE SWOLLEN? 139 00:06:16,295 --> 00:06:19,915 JOE IS--UM, HOW DO I PUT THIS DELICATELY? 140 00:06:20,035 --> 00:06:22,035 HE'S HORRIBLE! 141 00:06:22,166 --> 00:06:24,386 MY GOD, I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT. 142 00:06:24,515 --> 00:06:26,165 THAT BUMP ON HIS HEAD? IT'S NOT FROM TRYING TO CATCH. 143 00:06:26,297 --> 00:06:29,127 IT'S FROM TRYING TO THROW. 144 00:06:29,255 --> 00:06:32,825 HE'S THE UN-NATURAL. 145 00:06:32,951 --> 00:06:37,171 IT WAS A FIELD OF BROKEN DREAMS. 146 00:06:37,299 --> 00:06:41,789 "HEADS UP." THAT'S HILARIOUS. WHO COMES UP WITH THIS STUFF? 147 00:06:41,909 --> 00:06:44,079 KEVIN, YOU'RE NOT DRIVING HOME, ARE YOU? 148 00:06:44,214 --> 00:06:47,134 NO, NO. I'M DRIVING. [laughs] 149 00:06:50,215 --> 00:06:51,175 WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS, THIS TEAM KNOCKED 150 00:06:51,302 --> 00:06:54,212 ALL THE COMPETITIVENESS RIGHT OUT OF ME. 151 00:06:54,347 --> 00:06:55,607 I CAN'T EVEN HELP THIS TEAM. 152 00:06:55,737 --> 00:06:58,307 I MEAN, HONEY, I'VE NEVER SEEN SO MANY ALLERGIES. 153 00:06:58,434 --> 00:07:01,264 GRASS. POLLEN. GLUTEN. 154 00:07:01,391 --> 00:07:03,951 TWO KIDS WERE ALLERGIC TO EACH OTHER. 155 00:07:04,088 --> 00:07:06,658 I COUNTED. WE'VE GOT SIX BATS AND SEVEN INHALERS. 156 00:07:06,783 --> 00:07:08,353 READY FOR THIS? 157 00:07:08,479 --> 00:07:11,999 I TOLD ONE KID TO RUN HOME. AND HE DID. LITERALLY! 158 00:07:12,132 --> 00:07:15,092 UNBELIEVABLE. EMILY LEFT HER PSYCHOLOGY BINDER 159 00:07:15,220 --> 00:07:16,610 IN THE REFRIGERATOR. 160 00:07:16,741 --> 00:07:21,051 THIS DRIVES ME CRAZY. DOESN'T THIS MAKE YOU ANGRY? 161 00:07:21,178 --> 00:07:23,178 - GRRR. - OH, COME ON, DAVID. 162 00:07:23,308 --> 00:07:24,828 THIS ISN'T FUNNY. 163 00:07:24,961 --> 00:07:26,751 SHE'S PUTTING HER PROJECT OFF TILL THE LAST MINUTE AGAIN. 164 00:07:26,874 --> 00:07:29,484 IT'S WORTH HALF HER GRADE AND IT'S DUE ON FRIDAY. 165 00:07:29,614 --> 00:07:31,404 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY, HONEY? COME ON. 166 00:07:31,527 --> 00:07:33,307 THE KID HAS BEEN GETTING STRAIGHT A'S SINCE BIRTH. 167 00:07:33,441 --> 00:07:34,441 HOW DO YOU THINK SHE GOT THOSE STRAIGHT A'S? 168 00:07:34,571 --> 00:07:36,881 SHE NEEDS ME TO PUSH HER. 169 00:07:37,006 --> 00:07:38,486 - HERE'S A CRAZY PLAN. - WHAT? 170 00:07:38,616 --> 00:07:40,926 DON'T PUSH HER. 171 00:07:41,051 --> 00:07:42,791 OKAY, SO YOU'RE SAYING WE SHOULD MAKE HER RESPONSIBLE 172 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:44,270 FOR HER OWN WORK. 173 00:07:44,399 --> 00:07:47,709 - YEAH, SURE. - I KNOW, RIGHT? HOLD ON. 174 00:07:47,834 --> 00:07:49,444 HEY, GUYS, HAVE YOU SEEN MY PSYCH BINDER? 175 00:07:49,574 --> 00:07:52,884 - TRY THE FRIDGE. - CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, MARY? 176 00:07:53,009 --> 00:07:56,879 I LEFT IT IN THE FRIDGE. THAT'S HILARIOUS. 177 00:07:57,010 --> 00:07:59,490 OH, QUICK PSYCH QUESTION. 178 00:07:59,620 --> 00:08:04,230 AM I CRAZY OR DID CARLOS LOOK SUPER HOT TODAY? 179 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:05,750 I'M SORRY, DID YOU SAY SOMETHING? 180 00:08:05,882 --> 00:08:09,142 - NO. - NOTHING TO SAY HERE, HONEY. 181 00:08:12,275 --> 00:08:14,405 PSYCH PROJECT DUE IN TWO DAYS. 182 00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:16,576 ALARMING LACK OF PARENTAL RESPONSE. 183 00:08:16,710 --> 00:08:20,100 SHOULD'VE BEEN GROUNDED BY NOW. WONDERING WHAT NEXT MOVE IS. 184 00:08:20,232 --> 00:08:23,762 ALSO WONDERING ABOUT CARLOS. HE DID LOOK SUPER HOT TODAY. 185 00:08:28,191 --> 00:08:29,841 WHEN CAN WE GET SOME ICE-CREAM? 186 00:08:29,973 --> 00:08:31,233 IN A MINUTE, SWEETIE. 187 00:08:31,365 --> 00:08:33,065 FIRST WE'VE GOTTA GET SOME MOMMY THINGS. 188 00:08:33,192 --> 00:08:35,582 WHAT MOMMY THINGS? 189 00:08:35,714 --> 00:08:37,284 THINGS DADDY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO GET FOR MOMMY, 190 00:08:37,409 --> 00:08:40,239 BUT MOMMY SAYS IT'S THE LEAST THAT DADDY CAN DO. 191 00:08:43,497 --> 00:08:47,067 [clattering] 192 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:50,464 BABY, I TOLD YOU NOT TO REACH FOR STUFF. 193 00:08:52,108 --> 00:08:54,068 OH, HEY. - YO, SPORT, SHOP MUCH? 194 00:08:54,196 --> 00:08:56,506 - YEAH, SORRY. - HEY, HEY I KNOW YOU. 195 00:08:56,631 --> 00:09:00,201 - PROBABLY FROM TV. - UH, NO, THAT'S NOT IT. 196 00:09:00,327 --> 00:09:02,417 YOU'RE THE HAWKS' NEW COACH. 197 00:09:02,545 --> 00:09:04,325 - DAVID HOBBS. - HEY, COACH VINCE. 198 00:09:04,458 --> 00:09:06,938 [chuckles] YOU'RE PLAYING MY TEAM ON SATURDAY. 199 00:09:07,067 --> 00:09:08,067 [laughs] 200 00:09:08,198 --> 00:09:11,498 [chuckles] WHY ARE WE LAUGHING? 201 00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:13,424 NO REASON. NO REASON. HOW'S "THE JEWELER" DOING? 202 00:09:13,547 --> 00:09:15,587 - THE JEWELER? - YEAH. YOUR BOY. 203 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:18,731 THAT'S WHAT WE CALL HIM BECAUSE HIS ONLY INTEREST IN BASEBALL 204 00:09:18,852 --> 00:09:22,812 IS THAT THE INFIELD IS CALLED A DIAMOND AND HE DIGS ROCKS. 205 00:09:22,940 --> 00:09:27,680 [chuckles] THE JEWELER. - THAT'S FUNNY. 206 00:09:27,811 --> 00:09:29,641 NO, THAT'S NOT FUNNY, SWEETIE. IT'S NOT EVEN CLEVER. 207 00:09:29,767 --> 00:09:31,597 HEY, VINCE, WHAT DO YOU SAY? 208 00:09:31,724 --> 00:09:33,814 HOW ABOUT YOU STOP CALLING MY KID "THE JEWELER?" 209 00:09:33,942 --> 00:09:37,862 - HOW ABOUT YOU STOP BEING UGLY? - WHAT ARE YOU, FIVE? 210 00:09:37,986 --> 00:09:41,596 - I'M FIVE. - [mimicking Janie] I'M FIVE. 211 00:09:41,726 --> 00:09:43,556 - WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? - I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM. 212 00:09:43,683 --> 00:09:47,203 BUT YOU WILL ON SATURDAY. OH, SNAP! 213 00:09:47,336 --> 00:09:49,866 WELL, YOUR TEAM IS GOING DOWN ON SATURDAY! CRACKLE! 214 00:09:49,989 --> 00:09:53,469 AND POP! 215 00:09:53,598 --> 00:09:56,598 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE MAKE IT INTERESTING, TV BOY? 216 00:09:56,729 --> 00:10:00,379 WHAT DO YOU GOT IN MIND, PROBABLY-BALD-UNDER-THE-CAP BOY? 217 00:10:00,512 --> 00:10:03,252 THE LOSER DOES THE WINNER'S GROCERY SHOPPING FOR ONE MONTH. 218 00:10:03,383 --> 00:10:05,303 - MAKE IT TWO MONTHS! - BRING IT! 219 00:10:05,426 --> 00:10:07,606 IT'S BRUNG. 220 00:10:07,731 --> 00:10:10,731 UH-OH. 221 00:10:10,862 --> 00:10:12,732 DOUBLE SCOOP OF ICE CREAM IF YOU DON'T TELL MOMMY. 222 00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:15,912 - DEAL. - OKAY. 223 00:10:19,821 --> 00:10:20,861 ONE DAY BEFORE YOUR PROJECT'S DUE 224 00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:22,385 AND YOU HAVEN'T STARTED IT YET. 225 00:10:22,516 --> 00:10:24,306 I'VE STARTED IT, I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO END IT. 226 00:10:24,430 --> 00:10:25,950 BY THIS POINT, MOM SHOULD'VE PUNISHED ME! 227 00:10:26,083 --> 00:10:27,823 SOMETHING IS MESSING WITH HER HEAD. 228 00:10:27,952 --> 00:10:31,222 AND I THINK I KNOW WHAT IT IS. IT'S MY DAD. 229 00:10:31,344 --> 00:10:34,394 I'M GOING TO HAVE TO DIAL THIS UP A NOTCH. 230 00:10:34,519 --> 00:10:35,859 LADIES... 231 00:10:35,998 --> 00:10:36,998 I SEE YOU'RE PUTTING YOUR PSYCHOLOGY BINDER TO USE. 232 00:10:37,129 --> 00:10:41,909 YES, AND IT'S COMING IN HANDY. 233 00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:44,612 LET IT GO. 234 00:10:44,738 --> 00:10:45,568 HER PROJECT'S DUE IN ONE DAY AND YOU'RE TELLING ME 235 00:10:45,695 --> 00:10:48,005 TO LET IT GO? 236 00:10:48,131 --> 00:10:50,651 SHE'S LITERALLY WATCHING PAINT DRY. 237 00:10:50,783 --> 00:10:53,873 [cell phone rings] 238 00:10:54,001 --> 00:10:56,181 OH, HONEY TAKE THIS, PLEASE. TAKE THAT. 239 00:10:56,306 --> 00:10:58,876 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 240 00:10:59,002 --> 00:11:00,962 YEAH, HELLO, MRS. WEITZMAN. HANG ON A SEC PLEASE. 241 00:11:01,089 --> 00:11:03,609 THANKS FOR CALLING ME BACK. 242 00:11:03,742 --> 00:11:06,662 [thuds] 243 00:11:06,786 --> 00:11:09,786 MRS. WEITZMAN, THE REASON I'M CALLING YOU IS BECAUSE, UM, 244 00:11:09,917 --> 00:11:11,747 I WAS THINKING OF ADDING A COUPLE OF EXTRA PRACTICES 245 00:11:11,874 --> 00:11:13,264 THIS WEEK AND I WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU WOULD CONSIDER 246 00:11:13,396 --> 00:11:17,096 LETTING JONAH MISS HEBREW SCHOOL. 247 00:11:17,223 --> 00:11:18,753 YES, I DO THINK YOUR PEOPLE HAVE ALREADY SUFFERED ENOUGH, 248 00:11:18,875 --> 00:11:21,225 MRS. WEITZMAN. 249 00:11:21,354 --> 00:11:23,574 LOOK, I WOULD NOT PUSH YOUR SON ANY HARDER 250 00:11:23,702 --> 00:11:25,052 THAN I WOULD PUSH MINE. 251 00:11:25,181 --> 00:11:26,141 RISE AND SHINE, JOE. 252 00:11:26,268 --> 00:11:27,138 [bugle music] 253 00:11:27,268 --> 00:11:29,658 AAH! 254 00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:32,970 AS LONG AS YOU'RE DOWN THERE, GIVE ME 20. 255 00:11:33,095 --> 00:11:36,355 THERE'S A 20 IN MY WALLET. JUST TAKE IT. 256 00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:39,368 [Bizet's {\an8}Carmen Overture] 257 00:11:39,488 --> 00:11:47,188 ♪ 258 00:12:10,233 --> 00:12:11,753 GREAT PRACTICE, KIDDO. GO HIT THE SHOWERS. 259 00:12:11,885 --> 00:12:13,585 THANKS, DAD. 260 00:12:13,712 --> 00:12:14,582 I REALLY THINK WE'RE BECOMING A WELL-OILED MACHINE. 261 00:12:14,712 --> 00:12:17,102 [clattering] 262 00:12:17,235 --> 00:12:18,675 I GOT IT, JOE. GO, GO. 263 00:12:18,799 --> 00:12:20,449 ABSOLUTELY, MRS. WEITZMAN, 264 00:12:20,583 --> 00:12:24,413 A SIX-HOUR PRACTICE DOES SEEM EXCESSIVE. 265 00:12:24,540 --> 00:12:28,240 YES, I DO THINK YOUR PEOPLE HAVE SUFFERED ENOUGH, JU-- 266 00:12:28,367 --> 00:12:30,537 OY. 267 00:12:30,672 --> 00:12:32,412 A SIX HOUR PRACTICE WITH A BUNCH OF TEN-YEAR-OLDS? 268 00:12:32,541 --> 00:12:34,371 DAVID, YOU PROMISED ME YOU WEREN'T GONNA LET THIS HAPPEN. 269 00:12:34,499 --> 00:12:36,719 I KNOW I PROMISED, HONEY, BUT IT WASN'T MY FAULT. 270 00:12:36,847 --> 00:12:38,847 I RAN INTO THIS GUY NAMED VINCE, WHO'S COACHING THE OTHER TEAM 271 00:12:38,977 --> 00:12:42,157 ON SATURDAY WHO, BY THE WAY, CALLS JOE "THE JEWELER." 272 00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:44,633 AND I GOT MAD AND I MADE A BET. 273 00:12:44,762 --> 00:12:47,902 AW, COME ON, JUST BECAUSE HE CALLED JOE A NAME? 274 00:12:48,023 --> 00:12:52,203 DAVID, DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM YOUR MUCH-BELOVED EPISODE, 275 00:12:52,328 --> 00:12:56,458 "MOST VALUABLE DAD?" 276 00:12:56,590 --> 00:13:00,290 KYLE, THIS GAME IS FOR ALL THE MARBLES... 277 00:13:00,417 --> 00:13:02,027 LITERALLY. 278 00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:05,206 IF WE LOSE, THE OTHER TEAM GETS THESE. 279 00:13:07,505 --> 00:13:10,805 NOW KYLE, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT HAPPENS OUT THERE TODAY, 280 00:13:10,940 --> 00:13:13,990 AS LONG AS YOU TRY YOUR BEST, GIVE IT YOUR ALL, 281 00:13:14,115 --> 00:13:17,465 AND PLAY WITH PRIDE, OKAY? 282 00:13:17,594 --> 00:13:20,294 'CAUSE IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU WIN OR LOSE, 283 00:13:20,421 --> 00:13:22,421 YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY CHAMP. 284 00:13:22,551 --> 00:13:23,551 [audience aaws] 285 00:13:23,682 --> 00:13:26,632 [dings] 286 00:13:26,770 --> 00:13:30,250 I REMEMBER IT WELL. I NAILED THAT SCENE. 287 00:13:30,379 --> 00:13:32,209 BUT I ALSO REMEMBER THAT IN REAL LIFE, 288 00:13:32,336 --> 00:13:33,766 ALL THE MARBLES MEANS I'VE GOTTA GO SHOPPING 289 00:13:33,901 --> 00:13:36,781 FOR SOME GUYS' GROCERIES, HONEY, AND I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT. 290 00:13:36,901 --> 00:13:39,031 I'LL BE BACK LATER. 291 00:13:39,164 --> 00:13:40,904 I'M GONNA GO HELP MARY WASH HER CAT. 292 00:13:41,033 --> 00:13:43,863 OKAY. 293 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,170 YOU DO REALIZE THAT MY PROJECT'S DUE TOMORROW, RIGHT? 294 00:13:46,295 --> 00:13:50,995 - WE DO. - [breathing rapidly] 295 00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:52,992 AND THAT MARY DOESN'T HAVE A CAT? 296 00:13:53,122 --> 00:13:54,692 YEP. 297 00:13:54,818 --> 00:13:58,468 SO, MOM, YOU'RE OKAY WITH ME GOING OUT AT 10:00 AT NIGHT 298 00:13:58,602 --> 00:14:00,172 WHEN MY PROJECT'S DUE TOMORROW MORNING, 299 00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:02,688 TO HELP MARY WASH A CAT SHE DOESN'T HAVE? 300 00:14:02,819 --> 00:14:04,349 [choking] I'M COOL. 301 00:14:04,472 --> 00:14:06,432 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY MOTHER? 302 00:14:06,559 --> 00:14:09,649 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO PROCRASTINATE LIKE THIS? 303 00:14:09,778 --> 00:14:11,298 - WAIT, SO THIS WHOLE TIME-- - YES! 304 00:14:11,431 --> 00:14:12,351 - AND YOU NEVER-- - NO. 305 00:14:12,474 --> 00:14:13,344 - AND YOU WERE HOPING-- - YES. 306 00:14:13,474 --> 00:14:14,514 - BUT YOUR PAPER-- - UH-HUH. 307 00:14:14,648 --> 00:14:15,738 - [gasps] BUT YOUR FATHER-- - I KNEW IT! 308 00:14:15,866 --> 00:14:18,396 [gasps] YOU ARE SO GROUNDED, YOUNG LADY. 309 00:14:18,519 --> 00:14:20,609 - THANK YOU, MOMMY. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 310 00:14:20,736 --> 00:14:23,736 JUST TO BE CLEAR, BECAUSE I DON'T SPEAK WHATEVER THAT WAS, 311 00:14:23,867 --> 00:14:27,527 UM, THIS IS ALL MY FAULT 312 00:14:27,650 --> 00:14:30,870 BUT SHE'S GOING TO FINISH HER PAPER ANYWAY. 313 00:14:30,999 --> 00:14:33,739 YES. 314 00:14:33,869 --> 00:14:36,699 YOU'RE WELCOME. 315 00:14:36,826 --> 00:14:39,436 ALL RIGHT, GUYS, WE'RE DOWN BY ONE, WE GOTTA HOLD 'EM HERE. 316 00:14:39,566 --> 00:14:40,526 [bat clinks] 317 00:14:40,653 --> 00:14:42,263 YES! GOOD CATCH. THAT'S TWO, BOYS! 318 00:14:42,393 --> 00:14:45,043 ALL RIGHT, TAKE TWO, BOYS! TAKE TWO! 319 00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:49,476 TWO OUT, KEVIN. OUT. 320 00:14:49,612 --> 00:14:54,792 NO, KEVIN. KEVIN, KEVIN. STAY. 321 00:14:54,916 --> 00:14:56,746 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO, BATTER. HIT IT TO THE JEWELER. 322 00:14:56,874 --> 00:14:58,964 TO THE JEWELER! 323 00:14:59,091 --> 00:15:00,921 - STILL NOT CLEVER. - OH, THAT REMINDS ME. 324 00:15:01,048 --> 00:15:04,008 I CAUGHT AN EPISODE OF YOUR LITTLE TV SHOW LAST NIGHT... 325 00:15:04,136 --> 00:15:06,446 AND YOU OWE ME A HALF-HOUR OF MY LIFE BACK. 326 00:15:06,571 --> 00:15:08,001 BOOM! 327 00:15:08,137 --> 00:15:09,577 [bat clinks] 328 00:15:09,702 --> 00:15:10,532 YES! OH, NO! NO! JOE! 329 00:15:10,659 --> 00:15:11,699 HERE IT COMES, JOEY! HERE IT COMES, JOE! 330 00:15:11,833 --> 00:15:13,053 GET THE BALL, JOE. THROW THE BALL, JOE. 331 00:15:13,182 --> 00:15:14,922 NOT THE ROCK, JOE. THROW THE BALL, NOT THE ROCK! 332 00:15:15,051 --> 00:15:16,841 - YOU'RE OUT! - YES! 333 00:15:16,965 --> 00:15:18,535 - HE THREW THE ROCK! - SAFE! 334 00:15:18,660 --> 00:15:21,310 - NO! - YEAH! 335 00:15:21,444 --> 00:15:25,274 OKAY, HERE WE GO, HAWKS! LET'S GO, JOE! 336 00:15:25,401 --> 00:15:29,411 C'MON, JASPER! LET'S GO, CYCLONES! 337 00:15:29,532 --> 00:15:31,442 IT'S A CLOSE GAME, HUH? 338 00:15:31,576 --> 00:15:33,796 YEAH, I'M PRETTY IMPRESSED WITH YOUR TEAM. 339 00:15:33,924 --> 00:15:36,014 WELL, MY HUSBAND'S THE NEW COACH. 340 00:15:36,142 --> 00:15:38,712 - AH, FUNNY, MINE'S OUR COACH. - OH. 341 00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:39,928 [laughter] 342 00:15:40,056 --> 00:15:42,316 - OH, THAT IS FUNNY. - [laughs] YEAH. 343 00:15:42,448 --> 00:15:43,798 [chuckles] 344 00:15:43,926 --> 00:15:46,666 GUYS, ONE TO TIE, TWO TO WIN. ONE TO TIE, TWO TO WIN. 345 00:15:46,797 --> 00:15:49,667 WE'RE DOWN TO OUR LAST AT-BATS AND OUR LAST INHALER. 346 00:15:49,797 --> 00:15:53,717 SO I NEED EVERYBODY TO PLAY HARD AND BREATHE SHALLOW. 347 00:15:53,841 --> 00:15:57,751 SO APPARENTLY YOUR HUSBAND HAS A NICKNAME FOR MY SON, 348 00:15:57,886 --> 00:15:59,236 "THE JEWELER." 349 00:15:59,364 --> 00:16:01,844 [laughs] ACTUALLY I CAME UP WITH THAT. 350 00:16:01,973 --> 00:16:03,153 - OH, REALLY? - YEAH. 351 00:16:03,278 --> 00:16:04,058 - OH, THAT WAS YOU? - YEAH. 352 00:16:04,191 --> 00:16:05,671 CLEVER. 353 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,020 YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW, HE IS KIND OF A NERD WITH HIS ROCKS. 354 00:16:07,148 --> 00:16:10,328 - OH, YEAH. - [mimicking Joe] "OOH, QUARTZ." 355 00:16:10,453 --> 00:16:12,503 - WHAT ARE YOU, FIVE? - I'M FIVE. 356 00:16:12,628 --> 00:16:16,198 - [mimicking Janie] "I'M FIVE." - WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? 357 00:16:16,324 --> 00:16:18,324 HEY, WE'RE ALL HAVING GOOD FUN HERE, HUH? 358 00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:21,675 HEY, JEWELER! YOU'RE A 24-CARAT LOSER! 359 00:16:21,803 --> 00:16:23,803 [laughs] 360 00:16:23,934 --> 00:16:26,374 OH, WOW! SO WE'RE HAVING FUN, HUH? 361 00:16:26,499 --> 00:16:31,379 OKAY, WELL, HERE'S A FUN NICKNAME FOR YOUR SON. 362 00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:34,060 - POOPIE PANTS? - "POOPIE PANTS." I LIKE IT. 363 00:16:34,197 --> 00:16:35,547 BOOM! 364 00:16:35,675 --> 00:16:37,465 YEAH! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT, HUH? 365 00:16:37,589 --> 00:16:41,509 WHOO, POOPIE PANTS! YEAH, POOPIE PANTS! 366 00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:44,323 OH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, JASPER, I'M TALKING TO YOU! 367 00:16:44,460 --> 00:16:47,850 THERE'S A REASON THEY GAVE YOUR JERSEY NUMBER TWO! 368 00:16:47,982 --> 00:16:49,202 [cheers and applause] 369 00:16:49,330 --> 00:16:50,640 [bat clinks] 370 00:16:50,765 --> 00:16:54,375 YES, YES! [overlapping shouts] 371 00:16:54,505 --> 00:16:56,765 ALL RIGHT, WE'VE GOT A MAN ON FIRST. 372 00:16:56,897 --> 00:16:58,207 ♪ WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT 373 00:16:58,332 --> 00:16:59,462 ♪ WHAT'S THAT IN YOUR PANTS? ♪ 374 00:16:59,593 --> 00:17:01,243 ♪ IS IT POOPIE, POOPIE PANTS? ♪ 375 00:17:01,376 --> 00:17:03,326 [bat clinks] 376 00:17:03,464 --> 00:17:06,164 - HE'S OUT! - IT'S OKAY. 377 00:17:06,290 --> 00:17:07,420 IT'S ALL RIGHT, GUYS. 378 00:17:07,551 --> 00:17:09,331 IT'S OKAY, WE'RE DOWN TO OUR LAST OUT. 379 00:17:09,465 --> 00:17:11,905 WHO'S UP? - UH, IT'S JOE. 380 00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:15,340 [gasps] YOUR SON. 381 00:17:15,466 --> 00:17:17,466 THANK YOU, KEVIN. 382 00:17:17,596 --> 00:17:21,076 YOU CAN'T WRITE THIS STUFF. I'M TINGLING. 383 00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:23,906 GIMME A "P"! GIMME AN "OOPIE!" 384 00:17:24,032 --> 00:17:25,382 WHAT'S THAT SPELL? 385 00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:26,821 HONEY, HONEY IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 386 00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:28,766 TAKE THEM DOWN, DAVID. TAKE THEM DOWN. 387 00:17:28,903 --> 00:17:31,433 MY HUSBAND'S NOT DOING YOUR SHOPPING, MISTER! 388 00:17:31,556 --> 00:17:33,206 AMY, I THINK YOU'RE GETTING A LITTLE OUT OF HAND. 389 00:17:33,338 --> 00:17:34,688 all: [chanting] ♪ WHAT'S THAT IN 'YO PANTS? 390 00:17:34,817 --> 00:17:36,827 ♪ IS IT POOPIE, POOPIE PANTS? WHAT? ♪ 391 00:17:36,948 --> 00:17:38,158 ♪ WHAT'S THAT IN YO PANTS? 392 00:17:38,296 --> 00:17:39,906 ♪ IS IT POOPIE, POOPIE PANTS? ♪ 393 00:17:40,035 --> 00:17:43,645 - SO ARE THE KIDS. - WHAT, WHAT, WHAT-WHAT-WHAT! 394 00:17:43,775 --> 00:17:44,735 all: [chanting] ♪ WHAT'S THAT IN 'YO PANTS? 395 00:17:44,862 --> 00:17:46,472 ♪ IS IT POOPIE, POOPIE PANTS? 396 00:17:46,602 --> 00:17:49,512 GUYS, GUYS. ENOUGH WITH THE POOPIE, OKAY? 397 00:17:49,646 --> 00:17:51,346 UM... 398 00:17:51,473 --> 00:17:53,213 I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU ALL SOMETHING. 399 00:17:53,342 --> 00:17:54,952 [heartwarming music] 400 00:17:55,082 --> 00:17:58,392 IN THE FOUR DAYS THAT I'VE BEEN YOUR COACH, 401 00:17:58,517 --> 00:18:00,957 I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE PROUD. REALLY. 402 00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:04,083 AND LOOK, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT HAPPENS OUT HERE. 403 00:18:04,215 --> 00:18:06,355 AS LONG AS YOU PLAYED WITH PRIDE 404 00:18:06,476 --> 00:18:09,516 AND HAD SOME CLASS AND DIGNITY, 405 00:18:09,650 --> 00:18:12,790 IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU WIN OR LOSE. 406 00:18:12,912 --> 00:18:16,432 IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY CHAMPS. 407 00:18:16,565 --> 00:18:19,005 all: AAW! 408 00:18:19,130 --> 00:18:21,260 THAT'S A GIANT LOAD OF BULL POOPIE, DAD. 409 00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:22,912 [heartwarming music stops] 410 00:18:23,043 --> 00:18:25,173 YOU BECAME OUR COACH TO TURN US INTO WINNERS AND I WANT TO WIN. 411 00:18:25,306 --> 00:18:27,656 - JOE, IT'S OKAY. - NO, IT'S NOT OKAY! 412 00:18:27,784 --> 00:18:31,054 GENTLEMEN, I TELL YOU THIS, I DID NOT STRUGGLE 413 00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:36,046 TO DO A PUSH-UP--IN THE DARK, OF WHICH I AM SCARED-- 414 00:18:36,177 --> 00:18:39,267 TO WALK OFF THIS FIELD HOLDING A LOSER'S CUPCAKE. 415 00:18:39,395 --> 00:18:42,665 I'M NOT A QUITTER, BUT A MAN HAS GOT TO KNOW HIS LIMITATIONS. 416 00:18:42,786 --> 00:18:46,226 YOU WANT ME ON THAT BENCH. YOU NEED ME ON THAT BENCH. 417 00:18:46,353 --> 00:18:48,573 I CAN'T BENCH YOU FOR NO REASON. 418 00:18:48,701 --> 00:18:50,051 DAD, I UNDERSTAND. 419 00:18:50,179 --> 00:18:52,959 AND I WOULD NEVER PUT YOU IN THAT POSITION. 420 00:18:54,659 --> 00:18:57,709 OH, MY TIBIA! SHE'S A-BROKEN! 421 00:18:57,833 --> 00:19:02,133 IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? 422 00:19:02,269 --> 00:19:03,699 ON THE SITTING OUT PART, YES. 423 00:19:03,834 --> 00:19:08,584 BUT I'M ABOUT 50-50 ON WHERE MY TIBIA IS. 424 00:19:08,704 --> 00:19:12,444 OH, NO! MY SON'S GOOD TIBIA! KEVIN, WE NEED A PINCH HITTER. 425 00:19:12,575 --> 00:19:14,405 - UH, PINCH HIT-- - UNDERSTUDY. 426 00:19:14,532 --> 00:19:19,052 - OH, WELL, IT IS 6:15. - WEITZMAN. 427 00:19:19,185 --> 00:19:22,055 [dramatic music] 428 00:19:22,186 --> 00:19:23,886 ♪ 429 00:19:24,012 --> 00:19:27,052 WEITZMAN. 430 00:19:27,187 --> 00:19:30,277 OUR TEAM HAS SUFFERED ENOUGH. 431 00:19:30,405 --> 00:19:32,415 NOW GET IN THERE AND LET'S WIN THIS THING! 432 00:19:32,535 --> 00:19:34,185 COME ON! 433 00:19:34,319 --> 00:19:35,709 [bat clinks] 434 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,501 all: MAZEL TOV! 435 00:19:37,623 --> 00:19:40,533 [wild cheers] 436 00:19:40,668 --> 00:19:42,278 [dramatic male narrator] WITHOUT EVER SWINGING A BAT, 437 00:19:42,407 --> 00:19:43,667 OR RUNNING THE BASES, 438 00:19:43,798 --> 00:19:46,148 YOUNG JOE HOBBS WENT ON TO LEAD HIS TEAM TO VICTORY 439 00:19:46,277 --> 00:19:48,057 THAT AFTERNOON. 440 00:19:48,191 --> 00:19:50,111 AND SOMEHOW, THE CUPCAKES DID TASTE 441 00:19:50,235 --> 00:19:53,065 JUST A LITTLE SWEETER THAT DAY. 442 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,282 AS FOR DAVID HOBBS, WHILE HE NEVER WENT ON 443 00:19:55,410 --> 00:19:58,460 TO COACH ANOTHER LITTLE LEAGUE GAME, 444 00:19:58,584 --> 00:20:02,364 HE DID PROVE HIMSELF TO BE THE MOST VALUABLE DAD. 445 00:20:05,715 --> 00:20:08,335 [thuds] 446 00:20:08,455 --> 00:20:10,845 DAVID HOBBS ALSO TOOK GREAT PLEASURE 447 00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:15,327 IN MAKING ANOTHER MAN SHOP FOR HIS WIFE'S MOMMY THINGS. 448 00:20:15,457 --> 00:20:17,197 WOULD YOU SHUT THIS GUY UP? 449 00:20:17,327 --> 00:20:19,247 YEAH, KEVIN, THAT'S ENOUGH. 450 00:20:19,370 --> 00:20:22,720 [dramatic male narrator] WHATEVER YOU SAY, DAVID. 451 00:20:22,850 --> 00:20:24,770 YOU GOTTA ADMIT, HE'S GOOD. 452 00:20:24,893 --> 00:20:27,063 YEAH. 453 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:31,980 OH! 454 00:20:32,112 --> 00:20:35,252 OH, IS THAT THE WAY WE'RE GOING TO PLAY IT, KARDASHIAN? 455 00:20:35,373 --> 00:20:37,063 IT'S GO TIME. 456 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,510 WHAT WAS THAT, SEACREST? 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