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because of this

because of this
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god gave them over to shameful lusts

god gave them over to shameful lusts
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even their women exchanged

even their women exchanged
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natural relations for unnatural ones

natural relations for unnatural ones
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in the same way

in the same way
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men also abandoned natural relations

men also abandoned natural relations
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with women and were inflamed with lust

with women and were inflamed with lust
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for one another

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men committed indecent acts with other

men committed indecent acts with other
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men and received in themselves the due

men and received in themselves the due
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if a man also lie with mankind as he

if a man also lie with mankind as he
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lieth with a woman

lieth with a woman
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both of them have committed an

both of them have committed an
abomination

abomination

abomination
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they shall surely be put to death

they shall surely be put to death
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their blood shall be upon them

their blood shall be upon them
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pastor craig yes

pastor craig yes
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i was thinking about how god's might

i was thinking about how god's might
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oh so think about it if a gay comes out

oh so think about it if a gay comes out
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everyone will hate him his family will

everyone will hate him his family will
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kick him out and god will burn his pubic

kick him out and god will burn his pubic
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hairs right off his flamethrower for

hairs right off his flamethrower for
eternity

eternity

eternity
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that's what hell is an eternal

that's what hell is an eternal
flamethrower

ow watch it

ow watch it
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who are you what

who are you what
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who's who

who's who
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i'm jonathan i'm david

i'm jonathan i'm david
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get up babe

get up babe
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david and jonathan from the bible

david and jonathan from the bible
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yeah from the bible where else

yeah from the bible where else
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well what were you doing on top of each

well what were you doing on top of each
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what do you mean

what do you mean
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we're gay

we're gay
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well i'm gay dare then we ho on

well i'm gay dare then we ho on
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halloween he's not though he's bisexual

halloween he's not though he's bisexual
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i am had a thing for a girl once

i am had a thing for a girl once
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i wanted to ask her to marry me but

i wanted to ask her to marry me but
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caught her sleeping with another man so

caught her sleeping with another man so
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we had his donor

we had his donor
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that's harsh that's old testament

that's harsh that's old testament
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sweetie everything's a little more

sweetie everything's a little more
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violent there are sex right baby

violent there are sex right baby
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you got that right here

you got that right here
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wait but the bible doesn't say anything

wait but the bible doesn't say anything
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about youtube being gay i'm sure of it

about youtube being gay i'm sure of it
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does it

does it
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honey that's no surprise breeders always

honey that's no surprise breeders always
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try to exclude america breeders

try to exclude america breeders
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heterosexuals people who inseminate to

heterosexuals people who inseminate to
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bear children

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for enjoyment

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point is

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we were lovers

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passionate committed

passionate committed
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loves

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still are

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have we established why you're in the

have we established why you're in the
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church bathroom last i checked it was

church bathroom last i checked it was
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the 21st century

the 21st century
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no

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we know you're gay

we know you're gay
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what god told us you're gay and sent us

what god told us you're gay and sent us
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here to help you we double part the

here to help you we double part the
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cloud card down the street

cloud card down the street
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can it get a halo though

can it get a halo though
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that's a myth and don't let anyone tell

that's a myth and don't let anyone tell
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you otherwise the halo's a myth but the

you otherwise the halo's a myth but the
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cloud car is real only the gays get

cloud car is real only the gays get
clouds

clouds

clouds
whatever

whatever

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i don't believe that you are

i don't believe that you are
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we're gay well we are we're whatever

we're gay well we are we're whatever
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whoa whoa stop

whoa whoa stop
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gross gross

gross gross
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you're gay i know but but what

you're gay i know but but what
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don't harass him he still hates himself

don't harass him he still hates himself
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no i don't i just don't worry we all

no i don't i just don't worry we all
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hate ourselves at one point oh not all

hate ourselves at one point oh not all
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of us

of us
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okay

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some of us fairies who come out before

some of us fairies who come out before
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we're even out of the womb like jonathan

we're even out of the womb like jonathan
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don't go through a self-loathing process

don't go through a self-loathing process
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thank you i don't hate myself

thank you i don't hate myself
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it's just what just wish god would take

it's just what just wish god would take
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away all your natural sexual desires

away all your natural sexual desires
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yeah

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something like that well that's just too

something like that well that's just too
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damn bad you're stuck with this and no

damn bad you're stuck with this and no
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form of treatment will ever release you

form of treatment will ever release you
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from yourself no matter what the haters

from yourself no matter what the haters
say

say

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you're stuck in your own skin so

you're stuck in your own skin so
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you may as well

you may as well
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enjoy it

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but jesus says jesus said what that it's

but jesus says jesus said what that it's
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i'm sorry where does jesus say it's

i'm sorry where does jesus say it's
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wrong i don't know leviticus romans

wrong i don't know leviticus romans
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excuse i said where does jesus say it's

excuse i said where does jesus say it's
wrong

truth is

truth is
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but how were you gay oh my gosh are you

but how were you gay oh my gosh are you
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still stuck on that have you ever read

still stuck on that have you ever read
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our story yes a lot and i don't remember

our story yes a lot and i don't remember
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when david saw me he fell on his face

when david saw me he fell on his face
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and bowed three times okay and we kissed

and bowed three times okay and we kissed
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each other and wept together

each other and wept together
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i stripped myself of my robe

i stripped myself of my robe
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and gave it to david before he went into

and gave it to david before he went into
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battle

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i'm not buying this next thing you know

i'm not buying this next thing you know
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you'll be justifying pornography

you'll be justifying pornography
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prostitution polygamy and bestiality

prostitution polygamy and bestiality
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you shut your mouth where the hell did

you shut your mouth where the hell did
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you get that archaic idea you are

you get that archaic idea you are
disgusting

disgusting

disgusting
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burt in deep love you can't just water

burt in deep love you can't just water
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down the bible just to create your own

down the bible just to create your own
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moral compass

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deep love

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read the story you can't miss it we're

read the story you can't miss it we're
gay

gay

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we can't convince you jake

we can't convince you jake
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you can choose to see yourself as an

you can choose to see yourself as an
abomination

abomination

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nobody believes that stuff

nobody believes that stuff
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all that matters is what you believe

all that matters is what you believe
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coming out is a very spiritual process

coming out is a very spiritual process
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and it's something that straits just

and it's something that straits just
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can't understand

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what matters the most is what you

what matters the most is what you
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believe for yourself

believe for yourself
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if the bible's really supposed to be

if the bible's really supposed to be
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about god rescuing others from torturous

about god rescuing others from torturous
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situations

situations
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why wouldn't that god want to include

why wouldn't that god want to include
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okay i'll pray on it okay babe

okay i'll pray on it okay babe
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you pray on it

you pray on it
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hey

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we gotta go the cloud is double parked

we gotta go the cloud is double parked
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oh that's the thing about heaven god

oh that's the thing about heaven god
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doesn't make parking tickets looks bad

doesn't make parking tickets looks bad
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on the records and stuff

on the records and stuff
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next please

next please
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hi

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i'll have a large dirty chai with a shot

i'll have a large dirty chai with a shot
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of espresso sweetened with splenda and

of espresso sweetened with splenda and
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non-fat skim milk instead of the usual 2

non-fat skim milk instead of the usual 2
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center whatever

center whatever
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someone's bougie

someone's bougie
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i'm just being precise

i'm just being precise
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what do you want um i'll just have a

what do you want um i'll just have a
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small iced coffee cream sugar nothings

small iced coffee cream sugar nothings
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okay well all together that is 7 18. i

okay well all together that is 7 18. i
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got it

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of course she's sure she's bougie okay

of course she's sure she's bougie okay
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can you stop that

can you stop that
sorry

so striker one minute full blown lesbian

so striker one minute full blown lesbian
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the next the question is are you sure

the next the question is are you sure
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hey don't worry about it my cousin did

hey don't worry about it my cousin did
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the same thing last april one minute

the same thing last april one minute
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she's engaged for her boyfriend of three

she's engaged for her boyfriend of three
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years and the next she's cruising

years and the next she's cruising
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through venice beach topless on a harley

through venice beach topless on a harley
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going to study with a tattoo arts named

going to study with a tattoo arts named
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beth really yeah i mean i say yolo but

beth really yeah i mean i say yolo but
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she's really happy and beth makes a

she's really happy and beth makes a
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great sloppy joe i hate sloppy joes yeah

great sloppy joe i hate sloppy joes yeah
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so

so
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when did you start

when did you start
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liking i don't call it that

liking i don't call it that
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well what do you prefer

well what do you prefer
fish

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pop tart pikachu how about women so

pop tart pikachu how about women so
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boring

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but seriously when i don't know when did

but seriously when i don't know when did
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you know you were straight

you know you were straight
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i don't know see exactly

i don't know see exactly
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march 3rd 2003

march 3rd 2003
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elementary gym class

elementary gym class
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mr brooks was teaching us the ropes

mr brooks was teaching us the ropes
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12 feet in the air

12 feet in the air
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baggy shorts i saw it all and i felt the

baggy shorts i saw it all and i felt the
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car oh you are disgusting i'm just being

car oh you are disgusting i'm just being
honest

honest

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okay so a dirty child with an extra

okay so a dirty child with an extra
whatever

whatever

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for the

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asian princess and ice cream thanks yeah

asian princess and ice cream thanks yeah
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sure thanks for dreaming to dream being

sure thanks for dreaming to dream being
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stupid stupid stupid i

stupid stupid stupid i
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never took the plunge sooner what do you

never took the plunge sooner what do you
mean

mean

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it's my like feelings i just feel like i

it's my like feelings i just feel like i
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wasted a lot of time well you got the

wasted a lot of time well you got the
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hall girl's number right yeah call her

hall girl's number right yeah call her
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call her i deleted it

call her i deleted it
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okay how did you delete it it literally

okay how did you delete it it literally
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just happened well it's gone okay why

just happened well it's gone okay why
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would you do that

would you do that
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regina do i look like the kind of person

regina do i look like the kind of person
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that'd be good at

that'd be good at
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hooking up or sex even i mean look at me

hooking up or sex even i mean look at me
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who's in start admit it i'm awkward as

who's in start admit it i'm awkward as
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hell i'm not gonna play this game with

hell i'm not gonna play this game with
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you fine all i'm saying is i don't feel

you fine all i'm saying is i don't feel
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i do well in a situation involving

i do well in a situation involving
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strap-ons or pop girls from the park

strap-ons or pop girls from the park
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especially with my first time being

especially with my first time being
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you know intimate okay sweetie first off

you know intimate okay sweetie first off
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getting someone's number does not

getting someone's number does not
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automatically need automatic penetration

automatically need automatic penetration
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well in some cases but whatever and

well in some cases but whatever and
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second of all your first time what about

second of all your first time what about
you

cat are you serious what was wrong with

cat are you serious what was wrong with
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pam how was that creep i used to bring

pam how was that creep i used to bring
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up at the dollar general so he likes a

up at the dollar general so he likes a
bargain

bargain

bargain
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irregardless regardless whatever

irregardless regardless whatever
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there's been other guys uh have there

there's been other guys uh have there
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yeah

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still
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thinking yeah i know you're a virgin

thinking yeah i know you're a virgin
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thank you

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well then girl damn get out there

well then girl damn get out there
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lesbian or not you have got to make up

lesbian or not you have got to make up
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for lost time i know

for lost time i know
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wait i've got it to christen the empty

wait i've got it to christen the empty
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doorway to your sexual closets

doorway to your sexual closets
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we'll go to tongue it's my friend

we'll go to tongue it's my friend
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whitney's monthly queer themed sex party

whitney's monthly queer themed sex party
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she's in college what is that

she's in college what is that
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i think i have the invitation on here

i think i have the invitation on here
somewhere

somewhere

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basically it's a bunch of queers cooking

basically it's a bunch of queers cooking
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up with each other around the house and

up with each other around the house and
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getting their funk on they play that gay

getting their funk on they play that gay
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frank ocean song on repeat there's like

frank ocean song on repeat there's like
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vagina-shaped cookies i don't know so

vagina-shaped cookies i don't know so
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i've heard

i've heard
cute

i know it's next friday we'll go we'll

i know it's next friday we'll go we'll
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get hammered you'll get girls i'll find

get hammered you'll get girls i'll find
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whatever straight guy i can you know

whatever straight guy i can you know
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we'll just figure out what you like

we'll just figure out what you like
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come on i've been wanting to do it for a

come on i've been wanting to do it for a
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you okay

you okay
jakey

it's probably just me but

it's probably just me but
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you seem distracted lately

you seem distracted lately
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what do you mean

what do you mean
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i'm not really sure it's just

i'm not really sure it's just
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is everything okay with your parents

is everything okay with your parents
mm-hmm

mm-hmm

mm-hmm
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and janelle

and janelle
yeah

yeah

yeah
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christy if you have something to say you

christy if you have something to say you
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can say it

can say it
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maybe that's the problem i'm not even

maybe that's the problem i'm not even
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okay

okay
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you know you could tell me anything

you know you could tell me anything
right

yeah

yeah
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there's nothing

there's nothing
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you

you
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you good

you good
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tara that you

tara that you
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yeah i think we get it for

yeah i think we get it for
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hi regina hi miss mitchell how are you

hi regina hi miss mitchell how are you
glorious

glorious

glorious
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what do girls do today not much

what do girls do today not much
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tara made a new friend really

tara made a new friend really
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yup she's really coming out

yup she's really coming out
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of her shell

of her shell
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so spaghetti tonight mm-hmm and

so spaghetti tonight mm-hmm and
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meatballs listen i have to cover a shift

meatballs listen i have to cover a shift
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so it won't be home to like three

so it won't be home to like three
actually

actually

actually
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regina i'm glad i saw you would you mind

regina i'm glad i saw you would you mind
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convincing my daughter to go out with

convincing my daughter to go out with
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this very handsome young man that i've

this very handsome young man that i've
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been trying to set her up with i don't

been trying to set her up with i don't
know

know

know
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she can be very

she can be very
stubborn

stubborn

stubborn
mom

mom

mom
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i told you i don't want you setting me

i told you i don't want you setting me
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up okay i don't need help getting a

up okay i don't need help getting a
boyfriend

boyfriend

boyfriend
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but do you have a boyfriend i don't want

but do you have a boyfriend i don't want
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a boyfriend why not

a boyfriend why not
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i had eight boyfriends by the time i was

i had eight boyfriends by the time i was
16.

16.

16.
i

i

i
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was not interested in going out with one

was not interested in going out with one
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boy mom you have to stop okay how do you

boy mom you have to stop okay how do you
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expect me to want to date all these

expect me to want to date all these
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random guys

random guys
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mrs mitchells if i may interject tara

mrs mitchells if i may interject tara
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just very particular maybe this guy is

just very particular maybe this guy is
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not her type what's he like

not her type what's he like
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his name's jason and he's one of the

his name's jason and he's one of the
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doctor's sons is he tall

doctor's sons is he tall
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six six oh

six six oh
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facial hair he's got a nice goatee none

facial hair he's got a nice goatee none
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of that unclean look how could that not

of that unclean look how could that not
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be your type i am so sick of having the

be your type i am so sick of having the
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same conversation one date

same conversation one date
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who wants to take it to the

who wants to take it to the
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olive garden

olive garden
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tara would love his number really all

tara would love his number really all
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right listen i don't have time for this

right listen i don't have time for this
bye-bye

so

so
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when are you gonna tell your mom that

when are you gonna tell your mom that
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you're gay

you're gay
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do

do
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