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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:04,147 Please, man, can you give me a dollar? 2 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:37,430 Hey! You're going the wrong way! 3 00:01:37,513 --> 00:01:38,931 Slow down! 4 00:01:58,784 --> 00:02:00,286 Franklin! 5 00:02:11,130 --> 00:02:12,798 Hey, the hell's wrong with you? 6 00:02:13,591 --> 00:02:15,091 You bastard. 7 00:02:15,175 --> 00:02:17,010 Hey! You alright? 8 00:02:29,189 --> 00:02:30,899 - Who's that? - Your mama. 9 00:02:32,149 --> 00:02:33,275 Whoo! 10 00:02:59,550 --> 00:03:01,010 Franklin, you forgot your coat. 11 00:03:03,971 --> 00:03:05,473 I'm getting ready to dunk on you. 12 00:03:05,556 --> 00:03:06,848 Man, you couldn't dunk doughnuts. 13 00:03:06,932 --> 00:03:09,351 - A dollar. - You got it. 14 00:03:09,434 --> 00:03:12,229 - Step aside, chump. - Huh. 15 00:03:12,312 --> 00:03:14,398 - Huh. - Huh. 16 00:03:20,362 --> 00:03:21,697 Ah! 17 00:03:54,771 --> 00:03:56,147 Pay up, sucker. 18 00:04:11,746 --> 00:04:14,832 ♪ Frankie out on the street ♪ 19 00:04:14,915 --> 00:04:17,168 ♪ Working late again ♪ 20 00:04:17,251 --> 00:04:20,171 Dead. I'm alive. I won the game. 21 00:04:20,254 --> 00:04:22,673 He didn't pay me the dollar that he owes me. 22 00:04:22,757 --> 00:04:24,592 ♪ They call you "Cat's Eye" ♪ 23 00:04:24,675 --> 00:04:26,469 ♪ Down on the corner ♪ 24 00:04:26,552 --> 00:04:29,137 ♪ They call you "Mr. Flash" ♪ 25 00:04:30,513 --> 00:04:32,348 ♪ They got some ladies ♪ 26 00:04:32,432 --> 00:04:36,728 ♪ Who never see the light ♪ 27 00:04:38,688 --> 00:04:40,482 ♪ And I'll work you ♪ 28 00:04:40,565 --> 00:04:43,193 ♪ When the day is through ♪ 29 00:04:43,276 --> 00:04:44,860 ♪ On the night shift ♪ 30 00:04:46,612 --> 00:04:48,322 ♪ And I'll comfort you ♪ 31 00:04:48,405 --> 00:04:50,990 ♪ And I'll love you too ♪ 32 00:04:51,073 --> 00:04:52,784 ♪ On the night shift ♪ 33 00:04:54,827 --> 00:04:57,747 ♪ You won't ever wanna see the sun ♪ 34 00:04:57,830 --> 00:05:00,875 ♪ When I'm done with you ♪ 35 00:05:00,958 --> 00:05:02,460 ♪ Whoa ♪ 36 00:05:02,543 --> 00:05:05,338 ♪ You won't ever wanna see the sun ♪ 37 00:05:05,421 --> 00:05:07,757 ♪ When I'm done with you ♪ 38 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:10,468 ♪ Done with you ♪ 39 00:05:25,358 --> 00:05:26,776 ♪ Hey hotshot ♪ 40 00:05:26,859 --> 00:05:28,903 ♪ Out on the street ♪ 41 00:05:28,986 --> 00:05:32,615 ♪ Playin' one on one ♪ 42 00:05:32,698 --> 00:05:36,619 ♪ You know you shoot much better at night ♪ 43 00:05:36,702 --> 00:05:38,370 ♪ They got a joker ♪ 44 00:05:38,453 --> 00:05:40,539 ♪ Down on the corner ♪ 45 00:05:40,622 --> 00:05:44,292 ♪ And you cannot be shamed ♪ 46 00:05:44,376 --> 00:05:46,294 ♪ He got some new tricks ♪ 47 00:05:46,378 --> 00:05:52,551 ♪ He never show them the light ♪ 48 00:05:52,634 --> 00:05:54,469 ♪ And I'll work you ♪ 49 00:05:54,553 --> 00:05:57,222 ♪ When the day is through ♪ 50 00:05:57,305 --> 00:05:58,849 ♪ On the night shift ♪ 51 00:06:00,433 --> 00:06:02,143 ♪ And I'll comfort you ♪ 52 00:06:02,227 --> 00:06:05,020 ♪ And I'll love you too ♪ 53 00:06:05,104 --> 00:06:06,480 ♪ On the night shift ♪ 54 00:06:08,064 --> 00:06:09,899 ♪ And I'll work with you ♪ 55 00:06:09,983 --> 00:06:12,652 ♪ And I'll sleep with you ♪ 56 00:06:12,735 --> 00:06:14,279 ♪ On the night shift ♪ 57 00:06:15,905 --> 00:06:17,323 ♪ And I'll fill you up ♪ 58 00:06:17,407 --> 00:06:20,493 ♪ Till the sun comes up ♪ 59 00:06:20,577 --> 00:06:23,454 ♪ All night on the night shift ♪ 60 00:06:23,538 --> 00:06:25,330 ♪ And I'll work ♪ 61 00:06:47,686 --> 00:06:50,439 Oh, Christ. 62 00:06:50,522 --> 00:06:51,940 Do you recognize this man 63 00:06:52,024 --> 00:06:54,067 as Franklin Delano Roosevelt Jones? 64 00:06:54,151 --> 00:06:55,611 Yes. 65 00:06:55,694 --> 00:07:00,157 What was your, uh, relationship with the deceased? 66 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:03,327 - He was my Avon lady. - Oh, give me a break. 67 00:07:03,410 --> 00:07:06,203 Give me a break. You think this is a thrilling morning for me? 68 00:07:06,287 --> 00:07:09,290 Huh? Eat an Egg McMuffin and look at a dead guy? 69 00:07:09,373 --> 00:07:13,169 - Look, honey, I, I-- - Hey, I'm not your honey. 70 00:07:13,252 --> 00:07:15,046 It's Belinda. 71 00:07:15,129 --> 00:07:16,881 As a matter of fact, it's Ms. Keaton. 72 00:07:16,964 --> 00:07:18,966 Are you listening to this? 73 00:07:19,050 --> 00:07:21,594 - Hmm? - She's a whore. 74 00:07:24,221 --> 00:07:26,766 - Hello. - H... hi. 75 00:07:26,849 --> 00:07:28,851 And this guy here was her pimp. 76 00:07:28,935 --> 00:07:31,187 And he wasn't paying off somebody like he was supposed to 77 00:07:31,270 --> 00:07:33,522 so, somebody made him kiss the sidewalk. 78 00:07:34,857 --> 00:07:36,859 Can I close the drawer now? 79 00:07:36,943 --> 00:07:39,403 - Sure. - Thank you. 80 00:07:39,487 --> 00:07:42,198 Alright, now, can you tell me who sent him to pimp heaven? 81 00:07:42,281 --> 00:07:44,742 Oh, sure, now can you kiss my ass? 82 00:07:44,825 --> 00:07:46,035 For how much? 83 00:07:46,118 --> 00:07:48,078 Is someone going to pick up Mr. Jones? 84 00:07:48,161 --> 00:07:49,996 'Cause we sure could use the space. 85 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:52,374 You got it, sport. 86 00:07:52,457 --> 00:07:54,876 Sir, could you sign right here? 87 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:56,628 - Um, excuse me? - Yeah. 88 00:07:57,920 --> 00:07:59,338 Franklin once told me that 89 00:07:59,421 --> 00:08:01,215 he wanted to be buried in his car. 90 00:08:02,507 --> 00:08:04,467 - We don't do that. - Oh. 91 00:08:04,550 --> 00:08:06,886 You'd probably have to call the, uh, funeral home 92 00:08:06,970 --> 00:08:09,222 or the Department of Motor Vehicles. 93 00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:13,809 - Don't I know you? - Uh, no. Umm. 94 00:08:13,892 --> 00:08:15,811 Yeah, I do. I do. 95 00:08:15,894 --> 00:08:19,398 No. Um, I-- I couldn't. I wouldn't. 96 00:08:19,481 --> 00:08:20,899 I'm engaged. 97 00:08:20,983 --> 00:08:24,277 Uh, here's a picture of my fiance, Charlotte. 98 00:08:26,862 --> 00:08:28,364 Well, the picture doesn't do her justice. 99 00:08:28,447 --> 00:08:30,866 She's suffering from water build-up. 100 00:08:30,950 --> 00:08:32,576 Hey, I thought I knew you. 101 00:08:32,660 --> 00:08:34,160 Lot of guys have my face. 102 00:08:35,870 --> 00:08:37,288 This is my mom. 103 00:08:39,541 --> 00:08:41,251 - You okay, Chuck? - Yeah. 104 00:08:41,334 --> 00:08:43,461 - Thanks for waiting around. - I'm gonna take off, alright. 105 00:08:43,545 --> 00:08:45,045 - See you tomorrow. - Goodnight. 106 00:08:48,132 --> 00:08:49,883 Hi, Mr. Carboni. 107 00:08:49,967 --> 00:08:51,593 Hey, ain't you going home, Chuck? 108 00:08:51,677 --> 00:08:54,346 Oh, Hector's an hour late. It's 7 o'clock. 109 00:08:54,430 --> 00:08:56,682 Well, uh, Hector's been transferred. 110 00:08:56,765 --> 00:08:58,225 Oh, you're getting a new night man? 111 00:08:58,308 --> 00:09:00,019 Yeah, well, not exactly. You're starting tomorrow. 112 00:09:00,102 --> 00:09:01,520 You're going on night shift, Chuck. 113 00:09:03,147 --> 00:09:06,108 Night shift? I started on night shift. 114 00:09:06,191 --> 00:09:08,151 I'm here six years. I thought I was getting a raise. 115 00:09:08,234 --> 00:09:09,736 You going to make trouble about this? 116 00:09:09,819 --> 00:09:11,571 - No. I just didn't- - Are you gonna go over my head? 117 00:09:15,283 --> 00:09:16,451 Night shift? 118 00:09:18,243 --> 00:09:20,454 Hey, Chuckie, baby. 119 00:09:20,537 --> 00:09:23,832 Chuckie! Come on, night shift's better, huh. 120 00:09:23,915 --> 00:09:27,084 There's no supervisors around. You practically run the place. 121 00:09:27,168 --> 00:09:28,960 You like to read, it's quiet here at night. 122 00:09:29,044 --> 00:09:30,378 It's quiet here during the day, sir. 123 00:09:30,462 --> 00:09:33,548 Good. It's settled. See you tomorrow night. 124 00:09:33,631 --> 00:09:35,175 You'll be breaking in a new partner 125 00:09:35,258 --> 00:09:37,177 a Bill something or other. 126 00:09:37,260 --> 00:09:39,554 - Mr. Carboni. - Huh? 127 00:09:39,637 --> 00:09:42,432 - Who has my job? - Oh, uh... 128 00:09:44,684 --> 00:09:46,352 Right here. It's right on here. 129 00:09:49,731 --> 00:09:51,940 - Mr. Carboni. - Huh? 130 00:09:52,024 --> 00:09:54,401 He seems to have the same last name you do. 131 00:09:54,485 --> 00:09:56,236 Oh, yeah, I-I think he's my nephew. 132 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:57,612 I-I'll see you, Chuck. 133 00:10:11,584 --> 00:10:14,169 Well, that's just wonderful. 134 00:10:14,252 --> 00:10:16,004 And what am I supposed to be doing every night 135 00:10:16,088 --> 00:10:17,798 while you're working? 136 00:10:17,881 --> 00:10:20,592 - I'll be home days. - I work days. 137 00:10:20,675 --> 00:10:24,428 - All normal people work days. - Should I have quit? 138 00:10:24,512 --> 00:10:26,680 - Want me to go right down-- - Why are you asking me, Chuck? 139 00:10:26,764 --> 00:10:28,933 I don't know why you work there in the first place. 140 00:10:29,016 --> 00:10:31,352 Your mother says you're a financial wizard. 141 00:10:31,435 --> 00:10:32,895 Why do you listen to my mother? 142 00:10:32,978 --> 00:10:35,397 This is the same woman who goes to a seance 143 00:10:35,481 --> 00:10:37,149 every Friday night since my father died 144 00:10:37,233 --> 00:10:39,318 just so she can still yell at him. 145 00:10:50,204 --> 00:10:52,206 How long will you be on there? 146 00:10:52,289 --> 00:10:56,460 - Until the wedding. - That's nine months. 147 00:10:56,544 --> 00:10:57,752 Don't you want me to look good? 148 00:10:59,336 --> 00:11:02,297 I think you look good now. 149 00:11:02,381 --> 00:11:05,342 And I think you're the sweetest man in the world. 150 00:11:05,425 --> 00:11:06,677 Come here. 151 00:11:13,016 --> 00:11:14,017 Ow! 152 00:11:17,855 --> 00:11:20,774 Wait up, man. Hey, wait up. 153 00:12:03,108 --> 00:12:04,651 Every day. 154 00:12:46,526 --> 00:12:48,028 You're going the wrong way. 155 00:12:48,111 --> 00:12:49,279 Oh, my God. 156 00:13:03,335 --> 00:13:05,796 - Are you the night guy? - Yes. 157 00:13:05,879 --> 00:13:09,383 Oh, hi. How you doing? I'm Leonard Carboni. 158 00:13:09,466 --> 00:13:11,009 What a pleasure to meet you, Leonard. 159 00:13:12,511 --> 00:13:14,680 - How was your first day? - Shitty. 160 00:13:14,763 --> 00:13:16,682 - Lot of paperwork and stuff. - I see. 161 00:13:16,765 --> 00:13:18,684 But Uncle Sal said you'd straighten it all out. 162 00:13:18,767 --> 00:13:20,143 Fine. 163 00:14:34,008 --> 00:14:35,718 ♪ Jumpin' Jack Flash ♪ 164 00:14:38,429 --> 00:14:39,430 Hi. 165 00:14:41,724 --> 00:14:43,100 How are you doing? 166 00:14:43,184 --> 00:14:45,393 I'm Bill Blazejowski. You call me Billy Blaze. 167 00:14:45,477 --> 00:14:47,562 You must be Chuck, right? Nice shoes. 168 00:14:48,730 --> 00:14:50,690 Hey, this is alright. 169 00:14:50,774 --> 00:14:52,650 Guess this is where I'm gonna be working. 170 00:14:52,734 --> 00:14:55,278 I'm your new partner. Ha ha ha, whew! 171 00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:57,655 Swish! Ah, they're going crazy in the arena! 172 00:14:57,739 --> 00:14:59,531 They can't believe it. It's unbelievable. 173 00:14:59,615 --> 00:15:00,949 This is great. What's our job? 174 00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:03,327 We, like, drive around, pick up stiffs, or what? 175 00:15:03,410 --> 00:15:04,702 Is that what we're supposed to do? 176 00:15:04,786 --> 00:15:06,329 Hey, Chuck, who's this? Wife? 177 00:15:06,412 --> 00:15:07,996 - Uh, fiance. - Ah. 178 00:15:09,498 --> 00:15:11,249 Nice frame. 179 00:15:11,333 --> 00:15:14,753 Yeah, okay, we can make stuff, we can read, coffee. 180 00:15:14,836 --> 00:15:17,797 This is great. I like it. 181 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:19,131 You wondering why I carry this tape recorder? 182 00:15:21,133 --> 00:15:23,052 It's to tape things. 183 00:15:23,135 --> 00:15:28,098 See, I'm an idea man, Chuck, alright? 184 00:15:28,181 --> 00:15:30,266 I get ideas all daylong. I can't control them. 185 00:15:30,350 --> 00:15:32,142 It's like they come charging in and I 186 00:15:32,226 --> 00:15:34,435 I can't even fight them, if I want to, you know? Ah! 187 00:15:34,519 --> 00:15:37,188 So, I say 'em in here and that way I never forget them. 188 00:15:37,271 --> 00:15:40,024 See what I'm saying? Okay, here's an example. 189 00:15:40,108 --> 00:15:42,151 Watch out. Stand back. 190 00:15:42,235 --> 00:15:45,028 This is Bill. Idea to eliminate garbage. 191 00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,280 Edible paper. 192 00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:50,741 See? 193 00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:54,537 Eat it, it's gone. Eat it, it's out of there. No garbage. 194 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,997 I got everything in here. Business ideas, inventions 195 00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:58,873 musicals, I wrote a couple musicals in here. 196 00:15:58,957 --> 00:16:00,833 Would you like to see the rest of the office? 197 00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:03,085 Yeah. 198 00:16:03,168 --> 00:16:04,752 - Hey, you want a snickers? - No, thank you. 199 00:16:04,836 --> 00:16:06,170 It's not frozen. 'Cause my refrigerator broke. 200 00:16:06,254 --> 00:16:07,880 I understand. 201 00:16:07,964 --> 00:16:09,674 Where you from, Chuck? I'm from Cleveland. 202 00:16:09,757 --> 00:16:11,008 Well, I'm originally from Seattle 203 00:16:11,092 --> 00:16:12,384 but I just came here from Cleveland. 204 00:16:12,467 --> 00:16:14,678 - And, this is our lab. - Yeah, it's nice. 205 00:16:14,761 --> 00:16:16,847 Get this. I'm living with this chick, right? 206 00:16:16,930 --> 00:16:20,016 I come home one night, I catch her in bed with another girl. 207 00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:22,185 I was "No", I couldn't believe it, you know. 208 00:16:22,269 --> 00:16:25,062 She went lesbo on me like that. Unbelievable. 209 00:16:25,146 --> 00:16:28,107 I just finish eating my dinner. I walk right outta there. 210 00:16:28,190 --> 00:16:31,193 - What you think, was I wrong? - Oh, that's very personal... 211 00:16:31,277 --> 00:16:32,987 What's in here, just stiffs and stuff? 212 00:16:33,070 --> 00:16:35,447 - Huh, no, we call them corpses. - Can I take a peek? 213 00:16:35,530 --> 00:16:37,073 - Sure. I think this one is.. - Alright. 214 00:16:37,157 --> 00:16:39,409 Hey, this Carboni guy. What's he like our boss, or what? 215 00:16:39,492 --> 00:16:42,537 No, no, he's the supervisor. He's not here at night. 216 00:16:42,620 --> 00:16:43,955 No, get out of town! 217 00:16:44,038 --> 00:16:46,249 Just you and me and the stiffs alone here? 218 00:16:46,332 --> 00:16:48,334 That's gonna be radical, Chuck! 219 00:16:48,418 --> 00:16:49,794 That guy's dead! 220 00:16:58,052 --> 00:17:03,266 - Charlotte? - Yes? 221 00:17:03,349 --> 00:17:05,768 You've been in there half an hour. Are you okay? 222 00:17:05,852 --> 00:17:08,688 - I'm fat. - You're not fat. 223 00:17:08,771 --> 00:17:13,568 - I'm fat! - This is my one night off. 224 00:17:13,651 --> 00:17:16,236 I look forward to this all week. 225 00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:17,820 Why don't you come to bed? 226 00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:21,073 I just wanna lose six more pounds. 227 00:17:21,157 --> 00:17:22,325 Tonight? 228 00:17:23,659 --> 00:17:25,286 Why don't you run into bed? 229 00:17:25,369 --> 00:17:28,456 Maybe you'll lose some pounds along the way. 230 00:17:28,539 --> 00:17:30,207 Alright, Chuck. Just don't look at me. 231 00:17:30,290 --> 00:17:31,500 Okay. 232 00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:33,375 - Are the lights out? - Yeah. 233 00:17:33,459 --> 00:17:34,627 Are the lights out, Chuck? 234 00:17:34,710 --> 00:17:35,836 Yes. Yes! 235 00:17:48,641 --> 00:17:52,394 - Could you close the drapes? - Sure. 236 00:17:58,651 --> 00:18:00,361 Could you just check the apartment? 237 00:18:02,029 --> 00:18:04,782 Why do I have to check the apartment every time? 238 00:18:04,865 --> 00:18:08,452 Choo-choo, please, if you check the apartment then I can relax. 239 00:18:10,371 --> 00:18:11,789 Okay. 240 00:18:18,754 --> 00:18:20,130 Ha! Nobody here! 241 00:18:27,304 --> 00:18:28,639 Grrr. 242 00:18:46,198 --> 00:18:48,450 Are-are you excited? 243 00:18:48,534 --> 00:18:50,494 Like the French when Lindbergh landed. 244 00:18:52,288 --> 00:18:54,748 - Am I fat? - Uh-uh! 245 00:18:54,832 --> 00:18:57,251 - Am I fat? - You're a willow. 246 00:18:57,334 --> 00:19:00,087 You're a reed. You're Audrey Hepburn. 247 00:19:07,553 --> 00:19:09,345 - Chuck? - You're not fat. 248 00:19:09,429 --> 00:19:11,681 - That music. - What music? 249 00:19:11,764 --> 00:19:14,058 - That music! - What music? 250 00:19:14,142 --> 00:19:15,226 Chuck! 251 00:19:16,561 --> 00:19:19,314 It's just a little loud music. 252 00:19:19,397 --> 00:19:21,399 Well, it bothers me. 253 00:19:24,152 --> 00:19:26,945 You see, you let too many things bother you 254 00:19:27,029 --> 00:19:28,321 that way you'll never have an org.. 255 00:19:30,281 --> 00:19:32,700 Don't you say that word! 256 00:19:32,783 --> 00:19:36,078 It's silly. I'm-I'm sorry. 257 00:19:58,476 --> 00:20:00,519 Who the hell is that? 258 00:20:03,147 --> 00:20:05,441 - Did you knock on that door? - Uh... 259 00:20:07,568 --> 00:20:09,654 - Well? - Mistake. 260 00:20:09,737 --> 00:20:11,572 It's a very big mistake. 261 00:20:11,656 --> 00:20:13,532 Luke, who is it? 262 00:20:13,616 --> 00:20:15,576 Some dwarf. 263 00:20:15,660 --> 00:20:18,453 - Thank you. - What's taking so long? 264 00:20:18,536 --> 00:20:20,455 Is he going to stop playing that awful music? 265 00:20:20,538 --> 00:20:24,959 - We were just getting to that- - What's she mean awful music? 266 00:20:25,043 --> 00:20:27,836 Awful good. She meant awful good. 267 00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:31,965 Uh, Luke, why don't, uh, why don't you go back inside? 268 00:20:32,049 --> 00:20:34,009 I'll be right in. Okay? 269 00:20:34,093 --> 00:20:35,761 Go play with your rope. 270 00:20:38,055 --> 00:20:40,182 Don't be long now. 271 00:20:40,265 --> 00:20:42,726 Sorry. We'll, uh, we'll keep it down, okay? 272 00:20:44,812 --> 00:20:47,021 I knew I recognized you! 273 00:20:47,105 --> 00:20:48,940 Last week at the morgue, remember? 274 00:20:49,023 --> 00:20:50,858 I knew I recognized you. 275 00:20:50,942 --> 00:20:54,404 I'd probably seen you in the building when I moved in. 276 00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:56,322 - You live here? - Yeah, yeah. 277 00:20:56,406 --> 00:20:58,783 Oh, but don't worry. Luke is leaving town tomorrow 278 00:20:58,866 --> 00:21:02,704 with the rodeo and I, uh, hardly ever do business up here. 279 00:21:02,787 --> 00:21:06,666 What kind of business are they doing? 280 00:21:06,749 --> 00:21:10,211 - Uh, she sells cowboy hats. - The man was in his underwear. 281 00:21:10,294 --> 00:21:12,505 And, uh, cowboy underwear. 282 00:21:12,588 --> 00:21:15,299 Belinda, come on, darlin'. Haul it in here now. 283 00:21:15,383 --> 00:21:17,093 Oh, okay. I'll be right in. 284 00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:20,012 I've gotta go. We'll keep it down. 285 00:21:20,096 --> 00:21:21,972 See you around, neighbor. 286 00:21:22,055 --> 00:21:25,142 Well, I took care of that. Let's go back inside. 287 00:21:25,225 --> 00:21:26,476 I think I should go home. 288 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:29,229 Why? They said they'll keep it down. 289 00:21:29,312 --> 00:21:30,856 When did you get fully dressed? 290 00:21:30,939 --> 00:21:32,774 It wasn't going to be any good tonight, anyway. 291 00:21:32,858 --> 00:21:34,401 I feel so guilty. 292 00:21:36,153 --> 00:21:38,530 I cheated today. 293 00:21:38,613 --> 00:21:41,533 - You're kidding. - I had a Nestle's Crunch bar. 294 00:21:42,868 --> 00:21:43,994 Food. 295 00:21:45,454 --> 00:21:47,622 I feel like dirt. I'm really sorry, Chuck. 296 00:21:47,706 --> 00:21:49,708 No one else would be this patient with me. 297 00:21:49,791 --> 00:21:51,667 I-I'll see you next Sunday. 298 00:22:14,731 --> 00:22:17,066 Hey, Chuck, food came. 299 00:22:18,442 --> 00:22:20,819 You owe me $3. 300 00:22:20,903 --> 00:22:23,238 Chuck, I'm really getting good at remembering these cards. 301 00:22:25,114 --> 00:22:28,785 21. Gee. Well, I tell you, Chuck. 302 00:22:28,868 --> 00:22:30,203 This weekend is it. 303 00:22:31,746 --> 00:22:34,290 This weekend, I go to Atlantic City 304 00:22:34,373 --> 00:22:37,334 and I do nothing, but play blackjack straight through. 305 00:22:37,417 --> 00:22:38,793 I'm not even gonna get a room, I'm just gonna get 306 00:22:38,876 --> 00:22:41,587 those wash 'n drys, you know. 307 00:22:41,670 --> 00:22:43,422 Did I tell you I thought of them first? 308 00:22:43,506 --> 00:22:44,798 Only they already had 'em. 309 00:22:46,174 --> 00:22:48,134 Twenty one. What's the matter? 310 00:22:48,218 --> 00:22:50,887 Oh, I ordered egg salad. They sent me tuna fish. 311 00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:52,764 Every night, they send you the wrong food and you eat it. 312 00:22:52,847 --> 00:22:54,474 Send it back. Get what you want. 313 00:22:54,557 --> 00:22:57,602 They get angry if you complain. You know, that's alright. 314 00:22:57,685 --> 00:22:59,979 The chef has a lot on his mind. 315 00:23:00,063 --> 00:23:01,271 Like what, curing cancer? 316 00:23:05,441 --> 00:23:06,525 Wait a minute. 317 00:23:08,276 --> 00:23:10,653 Hold the phone. I got it. 318 00:23:10,736 --> 00:23:12,404 Oh, you're going to cure cancer. 319 00:23:12,488 --> 00:23:14,657 No. Tuna fish. 320 00:23:16,325 --> 00:23:18,035 What if you mix mayonnaise 321 00:23:18,118 --> 00:23:19,786 right in the can with the tuna fish? 322 00:23:19,869 --> 00:23:22,539 Hold it. Hold it. Wait a minute, Chuck. 323 00:23:24,541 --> 00:23:28,169 Take live tuna fish and feed them mayonnaise. 324 00:23:28,253 --> 00:23:31,464 Oh, this is good. Call Starkist. 325 00:23:31,548 --> 00:23:33,716 This is great. "Wall Street Journal." 326 00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:35,718 What'd you read this for? What's the matter with "The Enquirer"? 327 00:23:35,802 --> 00:23:37,846 Oh, that interests me. I used to be an investment counselor. 328 00:23:37,929 --> 00:23:39,513 - No kidding? - Yeah. 329 00:23:39,596 --> 00:23:42,224 - What's that? - Uh, it's like a stockbroker. 330 00:23:42,307 --> 00:23:44,726 So, uh, what are you doing babysitting stiffs? 331 00:23:47,145 --> 00:23:48,437 Are you a drinker, big drinker? 332 00:23:48,521 --> 00:23:50,273 - No. - Ahh. 333 00:23:50,356 --> 00:23:53,234 Toothead, doper, nose candy, coke? 334 00:23:53,317 --> 00:23:54,985 - No. - Come on. 335 00:23:56,069 --> 00:23:58,238 That's a very rough job. 336 00:23:58,321 --> 00:24:00,240 I would shape up a deal over two months and another man 337 00:24:00,323 --> 00:24:02,158 would come right in and take all the credit. 338 00:24:03,869 --> 00:24:05,745 I just needed a place that was quiet, that's all. 339 00:24:05,829 --> 00:24:07,329 I'm in a transitional period. 340 00:24:07,413 --> 00:24:09,081 Eh, what kind of a paper is this? There's no sports. 341 00:24:09,164 --> 00:24:11,292 There's no comics, there's no Ann Landers. 342 00:24:11,375 --> 00:24:14,086 - Hello. - Yes? Can I help you? 343 00:24:14,169 --> 00:24:17,006 Yes, um, I'm looking for a Mr. Blazejowski. 344 00:24:17,089 --> 00:24:20,676 Yea-hoo! Hey. 345 00:24:20,759 --> 00:24:23,596 - I-I'm, I'm Jefferey Durkin. - You sure are. 346 00:24:23,679 --> 00:24:25,055 How you doing, Jeff? 347 00:24:25,139 --> 00:24:27,850 You got money for me? Some Cash? Do-re-mi? 348 00:24:27,933 --> 00:24:30,686 - Yeah, 20 bucks, right? - 20 bucks. Thanks. Ha. 349 00:24:30,769 --> 00:24:33,022 Hey, listen. Wait outside while I'm getting the car, alright? 350 00:24:33,105 --> 00:24:35,107 - Sure. - Alright, bud. There you go. 351 00:24:35,190 --> 00:24:37,610 Nice tux. Good fit. 352 00:24:40,487 --> 00:24:44,158 I don't want to be a buttinsky but what exactly is going on? 353 00:24:44,241 --> 00:24:46,452 I dunno, some kind of debutante ball out on the island. 354 00:24:46,535 --> 00:24:48,078 Kid wants me to take him and his girlfriend. 355 00:24:48,162 --> 00:24:50,205 And you're gonna take one of the morgue vehicles? 356 00:24:50,289 --> 00:24:51,457 Yeah, it's a limo, right? 357 00:24:51,540 --> 00:24:53,124 It's a limo for dead people. 358 00:24:53,207 --> 00:24:55,501 Did you see that kid? 359 00:24:55,585 --> 00:24:57,085 Wait a minute, are you telling me 360 00:24:57,169 --> 00:24:59,671 that every night you leave here, this is what you do? 361 00:24:59,755 --> 00:25:01,423 No, not every night. There's not a debutante ball every night. 362 00:25:01,506 --> 00:25:02,882 I do weddings, or bar mitzvahs 363 00:25:02,965 --> 00:25:04,467 or just get down and cruise the airport. 364 00:25:04,550 --> 00:25:06,344 The other night, picked up these Japanese guys... 365 00:25:06,427 --> 00:25:09,096 $400 from the airport to the UN. 366 00:25:09,180 --> 00:25:10,972 Diplomats! You're ripping off diplomats! 367 00:25:11,056 --> 00:25:13,265 Here. It's a $100. 368 00:25:13,349 --> 00:25:14,849 What is this for? 369 00:25:14,933 --> 00:25:16,851 Okay, big time, let's roll. 370 00:25:16,935 --> 00:25:17,894 Rock n roll. 371 00:25:30,197 --> 00:25:31,615 - Uh, Bill? - Ha? 372 00:25:33,491 --> 00:25:35,283 What happens if we get a call 373 00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:37,994 you know, if we have to go and pick up a body... 374 00:25:38,078 --> 00:25:39,870 Hey, I'll be back. 375 00:25:41,497 --> 00:25:42,665 What's the matter, by the time I get there 376 00:25:42,748 --> 00:25:44,166 they won't be dead anymore? 377 00:25:46,710 --> 00:25:48,462 Hey, kid, you like music? 378 00:25:48,545 --> 00:25:49,713 - Sure. - Good. 379 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:55,511 ♪ Jumpin' Jack Flash he's a ga gas gas ♪ 380 00:25:55,594 --> 00:25:56,804 ♪ Yeah ♪ 381 00:26:28,335 --> 00:26:30,754 Okay, Hoppy. Lead the way. 382 00:26:35,299 --> 00:26:38,136 Oh, Pebbles, daddy's home. 383 00:26:40,430 --> 00:26:42,724 Oh, no, no. Back, boy. Back, boy. 384 00:26:44,726 --> 00:26:47,729 - Good evening, Leonard. - Oh, hi, Mr. Lumley. 385 00:26:48,646 --> 00:26:50,106 Oh, that Barney Rubble. 386 00:26:50,189 --> 00:26:51,899 What an actor! 387 00:26:51,983 --> 00:26:54,277 Oh, listen, we got some bodies in the wrong drawers 388 00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:55,528 but Uncle Sal said-- 389 00:26:55,611 --> 00:26:56,612 I would straighten it out. 390 00:26:56,696 --> 00:26:58,072 Goodnight, Mr. Lumley. 391 00:26:58,156 --> 00:27:00,949 ♪ Flintstone meet them Flintstone ♪ 392 00:27:01,033 --> 00:27:03,952 ♪ They're the modern stone-age family ♪ 393 00:27:05,162 --> 00:27:08,165 ♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪ 394 00:27:08,248 --> 00:27:11,251 ♪ They're a page right out of history ♪ 395 00:27:20,594 --> 00:27:22,012 "Name of the deceased. 396 00:27:22,095 --> 00:27:23,847 Something Polish." 397 00:27:25,515 --> 00:27:26,683 Hi, Chuck. 398 00:27:26,767 --> 00:27:28,101 Hey, just saw that jerky Leonard kid. 399 00:27:28,185 --> 00:27:29,477 How come we don't have TV? 400 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,604 - Want to hear about my weekend? - No. 401 00:27:31,687 --> 00:27:34,106 You know, I've been working on my blackjack system, right? 402 00:27:34,190 --> 00:27:37,276 Alright, so... I get down to Atlantic City this weekend. 403 00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:39,944 And I'm sitting in the casino with my wash 'n drys. 404 00:27:40,028 --> 00:27:42,197 Did I tell you I had the idea for them, first? 405 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:45,449 Anyway I was sitting there and playing blackjack, right? 406 00:27:45,532 --> 00:27:46,533 They barred me. 407 00:27:47,409 --> 00:27:48,744 They barred me. 408 00:27:48,827 --> 00:27:51,204 I'm out. I'm barred. I can't get in now. 409 00:27:51,287 --> 00:27:53,039 Right? You know why? 410 00:27:53,122 --> 00:27:55,958 - Being too good a player. - How much did you win? 411 00:27:56,042 --> 00:27:58,461 Well, you know, I was down a couple of hundred, 412 00:27:58,544 --> 00:28:00,296 but they could tell I was good, you know. 413 00:28:00,379 --> 00:28:03,216 They looked at me. And they threw me out. They barred me. 414 00:28:03,299 --> 00:28:04,509 So, they start dealing me off the bottom. 415 00:28:04,592 --> 00:28:05,884 I can tell when they do that. 416 00:28:05,967 --> 00:28:07,094 So I get up and I yelled at the dealer, right. 417 00:28:07,177 --> 00:28:08,637 So, he goes over to the pit boss. 418 00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:10,596 So, I throw my complimentary watered down drink 419 00:28:10,679 --> 00:28:12,347 right in his fat face. 420 00:28:13,973 --> 00:28:15,849 So they barred me for being too good a player. 421 00:28:17,517 --> 00:28:19,560 Think I'll go to Vegas next week. 422 00:28:19,644 --> 00:28:21,520 I wish you would shut up. 423 00:28:21,603 --> 00:28:23,855 Vegas knows how to treat you right, you know, Chuck. 424 00:28:23,939 --> 00:28:26,233 'Cause it's got broads, you know, Wayne Newton. 425 00:28:26,316 --> 00:28:27,859 Got him. He's an Indian. Did you know that? 426 00:28:27,943 --> 00:28:30,362 - I'll introduce you to him. - Would you do me a favor? 427 00:28:30,445 --> 00:28:32,029 Would you please shut up? 428 00:28:34,490 --> 00:28:37,993 - You're telling me to shut up? - I'm telling you to shut up. 429 00:28:38,077 --> 00:28:41,539 I'm... I'll tell your recorder, so that you don't forget. 430 00:28:41,622 --> 00:28:44,917 Hello, this is Chuck, to remind Bill to shut up! 431 00:28:46,793 --> 00:28:49,337 You know, this used to be such a quiet place before you got here. 432 00:28:49,420 --> 00:28:51,548 You talk too much! 433 00:28:51,631 --> 00:28:55,218 Edible paper, feeding mayonnaise to tuna fish. 434 00:28:55,301 --> 00:28:58,388 I will give you a quarter if you just stop talking! 435 00:29:01,266 --> 00:29:02,725 Thank you. 436 00:29:22,662 --> 00:29:24,454 I thought we were friends. 437 00:29:36,592 --> 00:29:37,800 Hello, this is Chuck, 438 00:29:37,884 --> 00:29:40,178 to remind Bill to shut up! 439 00:29:41,845 --> 00:29:45,765 Hello, this is Chuck, to remind Bill to shut up! 440 00:29:45,849 --> 00:29:48,185 Hello, this is Chuck, 441 00:29:48,268 --> 00:29:51,146 to remind Bill to shut up! 442 00:29:51,229 --> 00:29:55,358 Bill to shut up! 443 00:29:55,442 --> 00:29:59,487 Hello, this is Chuck, to remind Bill to shut up! 444 00:29:59,571 --> 00:30:02,532 Bill to shut up! 445 00:30:02,616 --> 00:30:05,702 To shut up! To shut up! 446 00:30:05,785 --> 00:30:07,077 I'm sorry that I yelled at you. 447 00:30:07,161 --> 00:30:08,704 To shut... 448 00:30:11,457 --> 00:30:13,584 You think it's been easy on me? 449 00:30:13,667 --> 00:30:17,546 I come in here, I'm the new guy with no friends. 450 00:30:17,630 --> 00:30:20,341 I confide in you my whole life. 451 00:30:20,424 --> 00:30:22,801 I tell you my deepest, most intimate stuff. 452 00:30:22,885 --> 00:30:24,553 You share anything with me? 453 00:30:26,764 --> 00:30:30,434 I see a picture of your fiance, every day. 454 00:30:30,517 --> 00:30:32,144 You didn't even tell me her name. 455 00:30:34,939 --> 00:30:37,358 - Gave you $100. - I didn't ask for it. 456 00:30:37,441 --> 00:30:40,069 That's what made it such a beautiful gesture on my part. 457 00:30:40,152 --> 00:30:41,570 Never mind, forget it. 458 00:30:41,654 --> 00:30:43,572 We'll work together every night like strangers. 459 00:30:43,656 --> 00:30:45,115 That's fine with me. 460 00:31:00,130 --> 00:31:01,548 Charlotte. 461 00:31:02,967 --> 00:31:05,094 What? 462 00:31:05,177 --> 00:31:07,137 My fiance's name is Charlotte. 463 00:31:50,097 --> 00:31:51,473 Oh, my God. 464 00:31:52,474 --> 00:31:54,058 Oh, hi, Chuck. 465 00:31:56,394 --> 00:31:58,688 What happened, did you fall down? Did somebody hit you? 466 00:31:58,771 --> 00:32:00,063 It's the other way around. 467 00:32:00,147 --> 00:32:02,732 Somebody hit me and then I fell down. 468 00:32:02,815 --> 00:32:04,442 Wish I had my handkerchief, I always have my handkerchief-- 469 00:32:04,525 --> 00:32:05,817 Uh, I got a tissue in my purse. 470 00:32:05,900 --> 00:32:07,776 No, no, no, no. Please, let me do it. 471 00:32:12,281 --> 00:32:14,241 Hi, listen, do you have a handkerchief? 472 00:32:14,325 --> 00:32:16,577 - Mugger! Mugger! - No, I need your handkerchief. 473 00:32:20,372 --> 00:32:22,624 No! Oh, no, no. 474 00:32:23,250 --> 00:32:24,418 No! 475 00:32:38,681 --> 00:32:40,016 Thank you. 476 00:32:41,892 --> 00:32:43,268 You know, this was the first time 477 00:32:43,352 --> 00:32:45,479 I was ever beaten up by a bunch of Bluebells. 478 00:32:46,938 --> 00:32:48,230 I didn't like it. 479 00:32:49,190 --> 00:32:50,274 How are you? 480 00:32:50,358 --> 00:32:51,942 Oh, I'm great. 481 00:32:53,736 --> 00:32:56,529 Four pounds of make up, they'll never know the difference. 482 00:32:56,613 --> 00:32:58,740 Can I ask you a question? 483 00:32:58,823 --> 00:33:01,659 I wouldn't do it with the guy until he... paid me. 484 00:33:02,577 --> 00:33:04,371 So... he beat me up. 485 00:33:06,748 --> 00:33:08,458 That's what happens when you don't have a pimp. 486 00:33:08,541 --> 00:33:10,543 Some guys figure why should they pay? 487 00:33:10,627 --> 00:33:13,046 That guy in the morgue, he was your pimp, right? 488 00:33:13,129 --> 00:33:14,797 Yeah. 489 00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:16,882 A lot of Franklin's ladies are in the same boat. 490 00:33:18,634 --> 00:33:21,303 We could find another pimp, but... 491 00:33:21,387 --> 00:33:22,930 some of those guys are real rough. 492 00:33:24,222 --> 00:33:26,974 Get the girls hooked on dope. 493 00:33:27,058 --> 00:33:29,977 Drugs or beat-up, it's a nice choice. 494 00:33:30,061 --> 00:33:33,147 You could do something different, you're very bright. 495 00:33:33,231 --> 00:33:35,483 Is your head okay, because, uh... 496 00:33:37,151 --> 00:33:38,486 I'm real tired. 497 00:33:40,362 --> 00:33:42,614 Oh, yeah, I'm fine. Thank you. 498 00:33:44,116 --> 00:33:45,575 Thanks very much. 499 00:33:48,412 --> 00:33:50,163 I hope everything turns out alright. 500 00:33:51,873 --> 00:33:53,667 - See you in the halls. - Yeah. 501 00:34:00,173 --> 00:34:01,341 Ouch! 502 00:34:08,263 --> 00:34:09,597 Go back home. 503 00:34:09,681 --> 00:34:10,889 No, no! 504 00:34:21,399 --> 00:34:23,860 So she was just lying there in the elevator? 505 00:34:23,943 --> 00:34:26,154 She was all beat up. 506 00:34:26,237 --> 00:34:27,905 See, that's why they have pimps. 507 00:34:27,989 --> 00:34:29,699 You know, that's what she said. 508 00:34:29,782 --> 00:34:33,119 She knows this whole bunch of girlfriends that need pimps. 509 00:34:33,202 --> 00:34:36,122 I really hope they find someone trustworthy. 510 00:34:36,205 --> 00:34:38,708 - Are you crazy? - No. 511 00:34:38,791 --> 00:34:40,501 Those guys are killers. 512 00:34:40,585 --> 00:34:42,295 They're animals. 513 00:34:42,378 --> 00:34:43,921 They dress nice though. 514 00:34:48,884 --> 00:34:51,261 Wait a minute. Hold the phone, Chuck. 515 00:34:51,344 --> 00:34:53,972 We got all that space down at the morgue. 516 00:34:54,055 --> 00:34:58,185 All those cars, all that time at night, nobody watchin' us. 517 00:34:58,268 --> 00:35:00,187 We could handle things for your next-door neighbor 518 00:35:00,270 --> 00:35:02,189 and all her girlfriends right out of the morgue! 519 00:35:04,524 --> 00:35:05,650 Pimps? 520 00:35:05,734 --> 00:35:07,943 Are you saying we should become pimps? 521 00:35:08,027 --> 00:35:09,778 "Pimps" is an ugly word. 522 00:35:11,197 --> 00:35:12,865 We could call ourselves "Iovebrokers." 523 00:35:12,948 --> 00:35:15,117 This is my stop, you think about it, okay? 524 00:35:15,201 --> 00:35:16,493 I really think this is the one, Chuck. 525 00:35:16,576 --> 00:35:18,620 I am excited about this, I mean it. 526 00:35:18,703 --> 00:35:20,205 This is it, I think. 527 00:35:20,288 --> 00:35:21,664 Lovebrokers. 528 00:35:23,208 --> 00:35:27,504 Lovebrokers, ha ha ha. 529 00:35:27,587 --> 00:35:28,922 You and me, buddy! 530 00:35:29,005 --> 00:35:31,132 You're over the rainbow, pal. 531 00:36:04,374 --> 00:36:06,000 Lovebrokers. 532 00:36:09,837 --> 00:36:11,464 - Hi, Chuck. - Hi. 533 00:36:11,548 --> 00:36:14,676 Uh, listen, last week, when you helped me... 534 00:36:14,759 --> 00:36:16,844 I think I got a little rude right before you left. 535 00:36:16,928 --> 00:36:18,512 Oh, no, you didn't. Oh, no. 536 00:36:18,595 --> 00:36:20,097 Well, anyway. 537 00:36:20,180 --> 00:36:22,266 Um, I noticed that you and I come home from work 538 00:36:22,349 --> 00:36:24,476 at the same time every day. 539 00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:26,853 I thought maybe we might start having breakfast together. 540 00:36:29,273 --> 00:36:30,941 You got any eggs? 541 00:36:31,024 --> 00:36:33,068 I practically have a whole dairy in here. 542 00:36:33,151 --> 00:36:34,611 Great. 543 00:36:36,363 --> 00:36:37,863 Ah, gee... 544 00:36:37,947 --> 00:36:40,156 - Your place is beautiful! - Thanks. 545 00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:43,159 And it's warm! My place is freezing. 546 00:36:43,243 --> 00:36:45,119 - And you got a kitchen, huh? - Yeah. 547 00:36:45,202 --> 00:36:46,370 And you got eggs. 548 00:36:46,453 --> 00:36:47,663 Uh, how do you like your eggs? 549 00:36:47,746 --> 00:36:49,915 - Uh, scrambled. - Of course! 550 00:36:49,999 --> 00:36:53,043 - Men love scrambled. - I didn't know that. 551 00:36:53,127 --> 00:36:55,003 - Yeah. - Men love scrambled. 552 00:37:01,384 --> 00:37:02,552 Oh! 553 00:37:03,928 --> 00:37:06,222 Chuck, does the window open? 554 00:37:06,306 --> 00:37:09,183 Oh, no, I-I'm real sorry, it's painted shut. 555 00:37:09,267 --> 00:37:10,893 Makes sense, doesn't it? 556 00:37:10,977 --> 00:37:12,604 That's where the fire escape is. 557 00:37:14,397 --> 00:37:16,691 Is there a-- a vent or a fan or anything? 558 00:37:16,774 --> 00:37:18,650 Oh, no, I'm real sorry, that room just catches 559 00:37:18,734 --> 00:37:20,360 all the heat in the morning. 560 00:37:20,444 --> 00:37:21,862 It's okay. 561 00:37:27,117 --> 00:37:30,203 Well, you know, it's worse in the summer. 562 00:37:34,875 --> 00:37:37,002 My God! 563 00:37:37,085 --> 00:37:38,587 Uh, I'll put my robe back on. 564 00:37:38,670 --> 00:37:40,630 Uh, no, no, don't. 565 00:37:40,713 --> 00:37:43,591 Uh... what I mean is... 566 00:37:43,674 --> 00:37:45,801 that you should be comfortable. 567 00:37:45,885 --> 00:37:47,219 Uh, I am. 568 00:37:48,471 --> 00:37:49,513 Okay. 569 00:37:52,767 --> 00:37:55,560 I'll get that. It's probably for me. 570 00:37:59,397 --> 00:38:00,649 Hello. 571 00:38:01,941 --> 00:38:03,109 Charlotte. 572 00:38:03,193 --> 00:38:04,985 Why'd you call me? 573 00:38:05,069 --> 00:38:06,236 What's the matter? 574 00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:08,863 You ate what? 575 00:38:08,946 --> 00:38:12,075 Well, that's okay, just don't do it again. 576 00:38:12,158 --> 00:38:13,785 What do you mean, what am I doing? 577 00:38:13,868 --> 00:38:15,787 I'm not doing anything. 578 00:38:15,870 --> 00:38:17,413 Well, of course I sound strange, 579 00:38:17,497 --> 00:38:19,165 if you call me up early in the morning and you say 580 00:38:19,248 --> 00:38:21,292 what am I doing and I'm not doing anything. 581 00:38:22,418 --> 00:38:24,337 Oh, my God. 582 00:38:24,420 --> 00:38:26,130 I just stepped on a tack. 583 00:38:27,674 --> 00:38:29,592 Yeah. I love you too. 584 00:38:30,843 --> 00:38:32,511 Eggs comin' right up. 585 00:38:32,594 --> 00:38:33,970 You know, I was thinking about the last time 586 00:38:35,346 --> 00:38:36,638 that we were together... 587 00:38:36,721 --> 00:38:38,264 And I was wondering... 588 00:38:38,348 --> 00:38:41,810 have-have you been able to find, you know, a, um.. 589 00:38:41,893 --> 00:38:43,019 - A pimp? - Yeah. 590 00:38:43,103 --> 00:38:44,270 No. 591 00:38:44,354 --> 00:38:46,106 I have to, though. 592 00:38:46,189 --> 00:38:48,316 - This way's too dangerous. - Yeah. 593 00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,568 - Lupe, she's my friend. - Yeah. 594 00:38:50,652 --> 00:38:52,696 She got her arm broke last week. 595 00:38:54,196 --> 00:38:55,948 What a sick world! 596 00:38:56,031 --> 00:38:57,991 Yeah, thank God. 597 00:39:03,414 --> 00:39:05,040 You know, we could do this every morning. 598 00:39:06,458 --> 00:39:08,377 At least until you get tired of eggs. 599 00:39:12,589 --> 00:39:14,173 Boy, it is hot in here. 600 00:39:19,512 --> 00:39:21,639 You got any bread? 601 00:39:21,723 --> 00:39:24,225 I'm sorry, I must've left my money at home. 602 00:39:24,308 --> 00:39:26,018 It's in my other pants, I think. 603 00:39:26,102 --> 00:39:28,771 There you go. $4.90 of $5? 604 00:39:28,855 --> 00:39:30,106 Keep the dime, it's alright. 605 00:39:30,189 --> 00:39:31,773 I'll take these. Come on. 606 00:39:36,027 --> 00:39:38,113 - They gave me the wrong bread. - Ah? 607 00:39:38,196 --> 00:39:39,948 I asked for for wheat, they gave me white. 608 00:39:40,031 --> 00:39:41,533 So send it back. Hey, you gave him white bread. 609 00:39:41,616 --> 00:39:43,284 No, don't make a fuss, don't make a fuss. 610 00:39:43,367 --> 00:39:45,077 My mother said, you send it back, the chef spits on it. 611 00:39:45,161 --> 00:39:46,453 Really? 612 00:39:46,536 --> 00:39:48,455 Turkey, turkey! Come get your turkeys. 613 00:39:49,998 --> 00:39:51,249 Immoral? 614 00:39:51,332 --> 00:39:52,792 What do you mean, immoral? 615 00:39:52,876 --> 00:39:55,085 As a matter of fact, prostitution is 616 00:39:55,169 --> 00:39:57,129 probably one of the most moral things in the world. 617 00:39:59,256 --> 00:40:00,674 Well, how did you figure that out? 618 00:40:00,758 --> 00:40:02,801 Simple. You take a guy. 619 00:40:02,885 --> 00:40:04,677 He's in from out of town. Let's say that guy. 620 00:40:04,761 --> 00:40:06,053 Okay, he's in from out of town 621 00:40:06,137 --> 00:40:07,721 and he's here on business, alright? 622 00:40:07,804 --> 00:40:10,891 He's waiting for his wife and 2.3 children. 623 00:40:10,974 --> 00:40:13,393 Hey, he's got urges, alright? 624 00:40:13,477 --> 00:40:15,103 Let's say he goes in to see this picture. 625 00:40:15,187 --> 00:40:16,855 Which, by the way, is not a bad movie. 626 00:40:16,938 --> 00:40:20,066 Anyway, let's say this picture stimulates his, uh... 627 00:40:20,150 --> 00:40:21,526 Urges. 628 00:40:21,610 --> 00:40:23,028 Good word, alright. 629 00:40:23,111 --> 00:40:25,363 Now, he's on the street again, right? 630 00:40:25,447 --> 00:40:27,239 Okay, he is a loaded pistol. 631 00:40:27,323 --> 00:40:28,949 He's like Mount St. Helens, alright. 632 00:40:29,033 --> 00:40:31,618 Who walks by, but a Girl Scout swinging her cookies. 633 00:40:31,701 --> 00:40:33,411 Her little cookies. Girl Scouts of America. 634 00:40:33,495 --> 00:40:36,288 He goes bananas, he's on her like mud on a pig. 635 00:40:36,371 --> 00:40:39,416 That wouldn't have happened if he'd gone to a hooker, right? 636 00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:42,377 So, you call that moral? He goes jumps on a Girl Scout 637 00:40:42,461 --> 00:40:44,463 and breaks her cookies, you call that moral? 638 00:40:46,632 --> 00:40:49,217 You figured that all out just by yourself? 639 00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:51,886 I have that kind of mind, yeah. 640 00:40:51,969 --> 00:40:53,929 Yes, you do, Bill. Yes, you do. 641 00:40:56,348 --> 00:40:57,556 So let's do it! 642 00:40:58,557 --> 00:40:59,683 Okay now? 643 00:41:01,310 --> 00:41:02,770 Yeah, nice. 644 00:41:02,853 --> 00:41:04,688 But isn't this a little high, Angelo? 645 00:41:04,772 --> 00:41:06,440 That's the way I always do it. 646 00:41:06,524 --> 00:41:08,733 - You like it that way. - I do? 647 00:41:08,817 --> 00:41:10,485 - Yeah. - Yeah, alright, I do, I do. 648 00:41:10,568 --> 00:41:12,987 - Hi! How you doin'? - Hi. Alright. 649 00:41:13,071 --> 00:41:14,363 Hey, Chuck, what are you, like, getting a haircut? 650 00:41:14,446 --> 00:41:16,865 No, I just like wearing sheets. 651 00:41:16,949 --> 00:41:18,075 Hey, look at this, what'd I tell you? 652 00:41:18,158 --> 00:41:19,409 "Girl Scout attacked." 653 00:41:19,493 --> 00:41:20,785 In the paper, right there. 654 00:41:20,868 --> 00:41:22,286 - Could I see that again? - Yeah. 655 00:41:22,370 --> 00:41:23,704 Right there. "Girl Scout attacked." 656 00:41:25,372 --> 00:41:27,666 "Girl Scout attacked by dog." 657 00:41:27,749 --> 00:41:29,543 "Dog." A guy from out of town, what's the difference, Chuck? 658 00:41:29,626 --> 00:41:31,336 There's a very big difference. 659 00:41:31,419 --> 00:41:34,172 One carries an attache case, the other urinates on a tree. 660 00:41:34,256 --> 00:41:36,341 Hey, what are you doin' here? What is this? A haircut? 661 00:41:36,424 --> 00:41:38,760 You call that... Look at these sideburns. Even them out! 662 00:41:38,844 --> 00:41:41,221 Man's gonna have a razor in his hands, let us not get him angry. 663 00:41:41,304 --> 00:41:42,972 Chuck, I know, but you've got a sideburn up here. 664 00:41:43,055 --> 00:41:46,350 - Another down Fort Lauderdale. - He is a seasoned professional. 665 00:41:46,433 --> 00:41:47,852 Do you want your friend 666 00:41:47,935 --> 00:41:49,645 Belinda working for one of those animals? 667 00:41:49,728 --> 00:41:52,857 You want her to be, what, Ms. Heroin, 1982? 668 00:41:52,940 --> 00:41:55,234 Charlotte's parents are coming in for Thanksgiving. 669 00:41:55,317 --> 00:41:58,112 I really need to get this haircut. 670 00:41:58,195 --> 00:42:00,656 Oh, yeah. You know. You know. 671 00:42:00,739 --> 00:42:02,783 Yeah, that's it. Get the haircut. 672 00:42:02,867 --> 00:42:04,367 Get all your hair cut. 673 00:42:05,910 --> 00:42:07,745 All you ever think about is yourself! 674 00:42:07,829 --> 00:42:09,289 You don't care about what happens to me. 675 00:42:09,372 --> 00:42:11,164 You don't care about what happens to Belinda. 676 00:42:11,248 --> 00:42:14,209 You don't care what happens to the Girl Scouts of America! 677 00:42:14,293 --> 00:42:16,837 America! I'm fed up, man. 678 00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:19,047 I'm fed up with you. 679 00:42:19,131 --> 00:42:21,383 I wash my hands and my feet of you! 680 00:42:24,094 --> 00:42:25,637 Trim that! 681 00:42:32,352 --> 00:42:34,813 Mr. and Mrs. Koogle, would you care for a drink? 682 00:42:34,897 --> 00:42:37,274 Mrs. Koogle and I do not drink. 683 00:42:37,357 --> 00:42:38,941 Of course. 684 00:42:42,570 --> 00:42:44,779 So, how do you like our fair city? 685 00:42:44,863 --> 00:42:46,406 Oh, we don't. 686 00:42:46,489 --> 00:42:48,449 Well, perhaps if you drank, you would. 687 00:42:53,954 --> 00:42:56,707 Mom? Is dinner almost ready? 688 00:42:56,790 --> 00:42:59,335 Turkey's almost dead. 689 00:43:03,171 --> 00:43:04,422 Hello? 690 00:43:05,506 --> 00:43:07,090 Hi, Happy Thanksgiving. 691 00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:11,136 - Arrested? - Chuck, I'm really sorry. 692 00:43:11,219 --> 00:43:13,513 I-- I called the landlady and she wasn't home. 693 00:43:15,349 --> 00:43:16,892 They're taking me into night court, 694 00:43:16,975 --> 00:43:19,603 and all my ID, and all my money are in my apartment. 695 00:43:19,686 --> 00:43:21,438 Oh, beautiful. 696 00:43:21,521 --> 00:43:24,566 Belinda, this is not a good evening for me. 697 00:43:24,650 --> 00:43:27,152 My entire family is here for Thanksgiving. 698 00:43:27,235 --> 00:43:29,195 Chuck, please! 699 00:43:29,278 --> 00:43:31,614 Franklin used to take care of all these things. 700 00:43:31,697 --> 00:43:33,240 I don't know what they're gonna do to me. 701 00:43:33,324 --> 00:43:36,327 Okay. Okay. Don't cry. 702 00:43:36,410 --> 00:43:38,412 I'll be there as soon as I can get there. 703 00:43:38,496 --> 00:43:40,705 Okay, thanks. 704 00:43:40,789 --> 00:43:42,540 Thanks a lot. Bye-bye. 705 00:43:45,418 --> 00:43:47,212 Have you seen the lights out at night? 706 00:43:47,295 --> 00:43:49,923 No wonder this city's going broke. 707 00:43:52,592 --> 00:43:55,345 I have to go out, and I'll be back in a minute, okay? 708 00:43:55,428 --> 00:43:57,555 What? Where're you going? 709 00:44:09,693 --> 00:44:11,403 You absolutely didn't have to come with me. 710 00:44:11,486 --> 00:44:13,196 I would've been home in 10 minutes. 711 00:44:13,279 --> 00:44:15,365 Well, we had the rental car, paid an arm and a leg for it. 712 00:44:15,448 --> 00:44:17,825 Might as well use it. You wanna 'scuse me, sonny. 713 00:44:17,908 --> 00:44:20,244 I wanna know why she called you. 714 00:44:20,327 --> 00:44:22,203 She's my neighbor. 715 00:44:22,286 --> 00:44:23,788 Excuse me. 716 00:44:30,044 --> 00:44:31,796 Uh, next case. 717 00:44:36,509 --> 00:44:37,635 That's his neighbor. 718 00:44:45,435 --> 00:44:49,105 Belinda Keaton, you are charged with prostitution and assault. 719 00:44:49,188 --> 00:44:51,190 Not guilty, Your Honor. 720 00:44:51,274 --> 00:44:52,858 - Not guilty? - Not guilty. 721 00:44:52,941 --> 00:44:54,693 Not guilty? Your Honor, this woman's a menace. 722 00:44:54,776 --> 00:44:57,612 Uh, you are one Howard, uh, Pelekoudas? 723 00:44:57,696 --> 00:44:59,488 Yes, sir. I'm the victim. 724 00:44:59,572 --> 00:45:01,032 You're an asshole! 725 00:45:03,993 --> 00:45:06,871 Be that as it may, uh, can we proceed? 726 00:45:08,455 --> 00:45:10,123 Mr. Pelekoudas and I, 727 00:45:10,206 --> 00:45:13,375 had just completed a business transaction, 728 00:45:13,459 --> 00:45:16,920 at which point, Mr. Pelekoudas attempted to forcibly exact 729 00:45:17,004 --> 00:45:20,591 a refund when services had already been rendered. 730 00:45:20,674 --> 00:45:22,760 - Tried to grab his money back. - Yeah. 731 00:45:22,843 --> 00:45:25,095 Yes, that's when she assaulted me. 732 00:45:25,179 --> 00:45:26,722 Mr. Pelekoudas, uh, you look 733 00:45:26,805 --> 00:45:29,390 unmarked, undamaged to me in any manner. 734 00:45:29,474 --> 00:45:30,808 Oh, yeah? 735 00:45:32,935 --> 00:45:36,104 Well, feast your eyes on this. 736 00:45:38,231 --> 00:45:43,570 Exhibit A! She bit me! What about my feelings? 737 00:45:47,741 --> 00:45:49,826 What about my feelings? 738 00:45:52,287 --> 00:45:55,456 You wanna know what really steams my bean? 739 00:45:55,539 --> 00:45:58,042 They let that strumpet right back out on the street. 740 00:45:58,125 --> 00:45:59,501 You're moving outta that building. 741 00:45:59,584 --> 00:46:01,961 Absolutely, why are you friends with that girl? 742 00:46:02,045 --> 00:46:03,296 She's my neighbor. 743 00:46:03,379 --> 00:46:04,589 She happens to be a very nice girl. 744 00:46:04,672 --> 00:46:06,091 Oh, but she's a Harlot. 745 00:46:06,174 --> 00:46:08,218 - Now wait a minute-- - You stay out of it. 746 00:46:08,301 --> 00:46:10,095 Let me tell you something, Charlotte. 747 00:46:10,178 --> 00:46:11,846 When you get married, you're going to have to handle him 748 00:46:11,930 --> 00:46:13,890 just the way I handled his father. 749 00:46:15,308 --> 00:46:17,184 Damn potholes. 750 00:46:17,267 --> 00:46:19,061 - You alright, Rose? - Ugh... 751 00:46:19,144 --> 00:46:20,520 If it wasn't for me, his father would have done 752 00:46:20,603 --> 00:46:21,854 any old thing he pleased. 753 00:46:21,938 --> 00:46:23,146 You know what he wanted to do, huh? 754 00:46:23,230 --> 00:46:26,233 Make furniture. By hand! 755 00:46:26,316 --> 00:46:27,734 Don't worry, Mr. and Mrs. Koogle, 756 00:46:27,818 --> 00:46:29,486 I straightened out A! and together, 757 00:46:29,569 --> 00:46:31,488 we'll all straighten out Chuck. 758 00:46:33,824 --> 00:46:35,408 You alright, Rose? 759 00:46:57,303 --> 00:46:59,722 Bill? 760 00:46:59,806 --> 00:47:02,391 - Bill? - Hey, my bud! 761 00:47:02,474 --> 00:47:04,393 I have to tell you something very important. 762 00:47:04,476 --> 00:47:05,602 Come on in. 763 00:47:06,686 --> 00:47:08,186 How'd you get in, Chuck? 764 00:47:08,270 --> 00:47:09,604 This is a, uh, security building. 765 00:47:09,688 --> 00:47:11,564 I'm gonna have to talk to that guy. 766 00:47:16,318 --> 00:47:18,946 Yeeaah, way to go! 767 00:47:21,448 --> 00:47:23,367 What are we really talking about here? 768 00:47:23,450 --> 00:47:25,202 Huh? 769 00:47:25,286 --> 00:47:30,207 What's the essence... of what we're talking about? 770 00:47:30,291 --> 00:47:32,418 I'll spell it out for you if I have to. 771 00:47:39,675 --> 00:47:41,510 Prostitution! 772 00:47:45,306 --> 00:47:47,391 Prostitution. 773 00:47:47,474 --> 00:47:48,726 Hey, we can say it. 774 00:47:48,809 --> 00:47:50,728 We're big kids now, right? 775 00:47:50,811 --> 00:47:52,187 You know, a lot of times it'll help you 776 00:47:52,270 --> 00:47:53,897 to understand a word if you break it down. 777 00:47:53,980 --> 00:47:55,856 So let's do that now, shall we? 778 00:47:55,939 --> 00:47:57,357 "Pros." 779 00:47:57,441 --> 00:47:59,902 Doesn't mean anything. Forget about that. 780 00:47:59,985 --> 00:48:02,404 "Tit." I think we all know what that means. 781 00:48:02,487 --> 00:48:04,447 "Tu." Okay, "tu." 782 00:48:04,530 --> 00:48:08,826 And "tion," of course, from the, urn, Latin... 783 00:48:08,910 --> 00:48:11,537 "to shun." 784 00:48:11,621 --> 00:48:14,290 Say, "No. Uh-uh. Thank you anyway, I don't want it." 785 00:48:14,373 --> 00:48:17,084 To push away. 786 00:48:17,168 --> 00:48:18,460 Doesn't even belong in this word, really 787 00:48:18,543 --> 00:48:19,794 so let's get rid of that. 788 00:48:21,670 --> 00:48:22,922 You know, um... 789 00:48:24,422 --> 00:48:26,382 if I could take a moment here, uh... 790 00:48:26,466 --> 00:48:28,968 and I mean this, what I'm about to say. 791 00:48:29,052 --> 00:48:31,054 I feel a lot of love in this room. 792 00:48:33,847 --> 00:48:35,349 I don't know, maybe it's me, but I'll you something, 793 00:48:35,432 --> 00:48:36,767 it was here a minute ago. 794 00:48:36,850 --> 00:48:39,353 And, uh, it was really beautiful. 795 00:48:39,436 --> 00:48:40,854 So at this moment I think it's important that I see 796 00:48:40,938 --> 00:48:41,939 all of your breasts. 797 00:48:43,774 --> 00:48:45,734 Or I don't have to. I don't see your breasts. 798 00:48:45,817 --> 00:48:49,029 Come on, let's get out of here, this guy's no pimp, he's a wimp! 799 00:48:49,112 --> 00:48:52,199 Hey, come on, you guys. Give him a chance, come back! 800 00:48:52,282 --> 00:48:53,574 Is this a joke? 801 00:48:53,658 --> 00:48:55,201 You're missing "The Donahue Show." 802 00:48:55,284 --> 00:48:57,745 I had you on "The Donahue Show," booked! 803 00:48:57,828 --> 00:49:00,039 Chuck? You've gotta tell 'em. 804 00:49:00,122 --> 00:49:01,666 Now, just tell 'em like you told me. 805 00:49:06,837 --> 00:49:08,505 How would you ladies like to earn 806 00:49:08,588 --> 00:49:10,840 ten times the amount of money you earn now? 807 00:49:13,635 --> 00:49:15,262 I'm not kidding. 808 00:49:15,345 --> 00:49:18,098 Ten times the amount of money that you earn right now. 809 00:49:20,141 --> 00:49:21,851 You wanna use the blackboard? 810 00:49:25,355 --> 00:49:27,649 You know, you're absolutely right. 811 00:49:27,732 --> 00:49:29,359 We're not pimps. 812 00:49:32,528 --> 00:49:34,822 I-- if I understand it correctly, pimps make... 813 00:49:34,905 --> 00:49:38,534 70, 80, 90 percent of your money, right? 814 00:49:38,617 --> 00:49:40,119 Yeah. 815 00:49:40,202 --> 00:49:41,662 You work very hard for that money, don't you? 816 00:49:41,745 --> 00:49:43,080 Yeah! 817 00:49:43,163 --> 00:49:45,039 Then please think of William and myself 818 00:49:45,123 --> 00:49:46,291 as, uh, business managers, okay? 819 00:49:47,417 --> 00:49:49,085 As-as agents, if you will. 820 00:49:49,168 --> 00:49:52,171 We're only interested in ten percent of your money. 821 00:49:52,255 --> 00:49:54,382 - Ten percent? - Leave him alone. 822 00:49:54,465 --> 00:49:55,883 He's doing fine. 823 00:49:58,260 --> 00:50:00,429 And, ladies, I have a knack. 824 00:50:00,512 --> 00:50:03,140 I can take money and I can make it into more money. 825 00:50:03,223 --> 00:50:04,807 - Oh, boy! - More money? 826 00:50:04,890 --> 00:50:08,477 Why shouldn't you have the fruits of your labor? 827 00:50:08,561 --> 00:50:10,604 Why should you be cheated and beaten? 828 00:50:10,688 --> 00:50:12,148 - That's right. - Yeah. 829 00:50:12,231 --> 00:50:14,066 - Do you have a dental plan? - No! 830 00:50:14,150 --> 00:50:16,026 - Do you have a health plan? - No! 831 00:50:16,109 --> 00:50:17,861 Well, if you come with us, we'd like to give you 832 00:50:17,944 --> 00:50:21,281 a sound foundation, a financial foundation. 833 00:50:21,364 --> 00:50:23,450 And-and if you don't come with us well, then H totally 834 00:50:23,533 --> 00:50:26,118 understand it and I say thank you very much for listening. 835 00:50:26,201 --> 00:50:28,077 - Where are you going? - Wait. Hey. 836 00:50:28,161 --> 00:50:29,162 What are you doing? 837 00:50:29,245 --> 00:50:30,537 That was great. 838 00:50:30,620 --> 00:50:32,122 - Okay, now stop-- - What do you think? 839 00:50:32,205 --> 00:50:33,665 What do you think? You think this guy is legit? 840 00:50:33,749 --> 00:50:34,957 Yeah! 841 00:50:35,041 --> 00:50:36,959 Yeah, he's legit. That's right. 842 00:50:37,043 --> 00:50:38,919 Come on, man, wait a minute. These guys are snowing us. 843 00:50:39,003 --> 00:50:40,671 And you know that. This is too easy. 844 00:50:40,755 --> 00:50:42,964 - Aw! - No! 845 00:50:43,048 --> 00:50:44,299 You should have pushed a little more. 846 00:50:44,382 --> 00:50:45,592 You should have just pushed. 847 00:50:45,675 --> 00:50:47,844 I did the best I could. 848 00:50:47,927 --> 00:50:49,303 Okay, are we gonna do this? 849 00:50:49,386 --> 00:50:51,305 - Yeah! - Oh, yeah! Yeah! 850 00:50:53,056 --> 00:50:54,640 We're all yours, Chuck. 851 00:50:54,724 --> 00:50:56,100 You pushed just enough, you know. 852 00:50:56,184 --> 00:50:57,935 You, right up to it, then you laid back. 853 00:50:58,019 --> 00:50:59,270 That's perfect. 854 00:51:00,730 --> 00:51:02,732 - Hey, I'm third! - Oh, my God! 855 00:51:04,483 --> 00:51:06,401 We're gonna get to have them all too, sexually. 856 00:51:07,693 --> 00:51:09,569 ♪ That kind of love ♪ 857 00:51:09,652 --> 00:51:11,071 ♪ Gonna leave you helpless ♪ 858 00:51:11,154 --> 00:51:13,239 ♪ On the street tonight ♪ 859 00:51:13,323 --> 00:51:15,033 ♪ It sure looks good ♪ 860 00:51:15,116 --> 00:51:18,453 ♪ But you should be the very first to know ♪ 861 00:51:18,536 --> 00:51:20,455 ♪ That kind of look don't last ♪ 862 00:51:21,831 --> 00:51:22,915 ♪ Mmm ♪ 863 00:51:25,042 --> 00:51:27,627 ♪ You know that girls know how to ♪ 864 00:51:29,045 --> 00:51:31,714 ♪ Ask any man around who ♪ 865 00:51:33,216 --> 00:51:37,678 ♪ Will say that girls know how to do ♪ 866 00:51:37,762 --> 00:51:39,971 ♪ Do do do ♪ 867 00:51:40,055 --> 00:51:41,973 ♪ That kind of love ♪ 868 00:51:42,057 --> 00:51:43,433 ♪ Gonna leave you burning ♪ 869 00:51:43,517 --> 00:51:45,811 ♪ Till you just can't think ♪ 870 00:51:45,894 --> 00:51:47,604 ♪ And mess you up ♪ 871 00:51:47,687 --> 00:51:50,816 ♪ And every time will turn you all around ♪ 872 00:51:50,899 --> 00:51:53,193 ♪ Just have a look at me ♪ 873 00:51:53,276 --> 00:51:54,860 ♪ And you'll see ♪ 874 00:51:57,571 --> 00:52:00,116 ♪ You'll see that girls know how to ♪ 875 00:52:01,367 --> 00:52:05,496 ♪ Ask any man around who ♪ 876 00:52:05,579 --> 00:52:09,458 ♪ Will say that girls know how to do ♪ 877 00:52:09,542 --> 00:52:11,460 ♪ It for you too ♪ 878 00:52:29,812 --> 00:52:32,481 ♪ You know that girls know how to ♪ 879 00:52:33,899 --> 00:52:37,778 ♪ Ask any man around who ♪ 880 00:52:37,862 --> 00:52:41,490 ♪ Will say that girls know how to ♪ 881 00:52:41,574 --> 00:52:45,578 ♪ Well that kind of love can't hurt ya ♪ 882 00:52:45,661 --> 00:52:49,582 ♪ And that kind of girl can make it alright ♪ 883 00:52:49,665 --> 00:52:54,712 ♪ That kind of love on this kind of night ♪ 884 00:52:54,795 --> 00:52:59,091 ♪ And everyone should love someone ♪ 885 00:52:59,175 --> 00:53:02,178 ♪ Ooh that kind of love ♪ 886 00:53:02,261 --> 00:53:05,890 ♪ That kind of girl can make it alright ♪ 887 00:53:05,973 --> 00:53:10,519 ♪ That kind of love on this kind of night ♪ 888 00:53:14,315 --> 00:53:17,067 ♪ You know that girls know how to ♪ 889 00:53:18,319 --> 00:53:22,239 ♪ Ask any man around who ♪ 890 00:53:22,323 --> 00:53:27,161 ♪ Will say that girls know what to do ♪ 891 00:53:27,244 --> 00:53:30,456 ♪ To get you through ♪ 892 00:53:30,539 --> 00:53:33,124 ♪ You know that girls know how to ♪ 893 00:53:44,385 --> 00:53:46,554 Hey, Chuck. How you doing, bud? 894 00:53:46,638 --> 00:53:48,973 Boy, I'm cooking like Betty Crocker tonight, sport. 895 00:53:49,057 --> 00:53:51,601 - I get any calls? - Yeah. 896 00:53:51,684 --> 00:53:54,562 Lupe called. She's finished with Mr. Culpepper. 897 00:53:54,646 --> 00:53:57,273 She's now with Mr. Jergens. 898 00:53:57,357 --> 00:54:00,568 Marlene just called. She has a date with a young man. 899 00:54:00,652 --> 00:54:02,195 She wants you to take her. 900 00:54:02,278 --> 00:54:04,197 Okay. Good. I got a couple of minutes. 901 00:54:05,489 --> 00:54:07,032 What are you doing? 902 00:54:07,115 --> 00:54:08,991 Well, we don't want our girls getting beaten up 903 00:54:09,075 --> 00:54:10,951 by any of those bozos, so... 904 00:54:11,034 --> 00:54:13,161 If I ran into 'em, I want them to see some muscles. 905 00:54:13,245 --> 00:54:14,412 And these are them? 906 00:54:14,496 --> 00:54:16,122 - Yeah, it's working, right? - Yeah. 907 00:54:16,206 --> 00:54:17,749 Hey, business is going great, right? 908 00:54:17,832 --> 00:54:19,167 I suppose so. 909 00:54:20,210 --> 00:54:21,628 So, what's the matter? 910 00:54:21,711 --> 00:54:24,880 Ever since we started this, I have been ill. 911 00:54:24,964 --> 00:54:27,341 I have headaches, stomach aches. 912 00:54:27,424 --> 00:54:28,634 I get the chills. 913 00:54:28,717 --> 00:54:30,135 My gums are bleeding 914 00:54:30,219 --> 00:54:32,638 and my hair keeps falling out into the sink. 915 00:54:32,721 --> 00:54:33,973 So? 916 00:54:35,724 --> 00:54:38,561 Bill, let me try to explain this to you. 917 00:54:38,644 --> 00:54:40,646 As we sit here and idly chat 918 00:54:40,729 --> 00:54:43,816 there are women, female human beings 919 00:54:43,899 --> 00:54:45,859 rolling around in strange beds 920 00:54:45,943 --> 00:54:49,696 with strange men and we are making money from that. 921 00:54:49,779 --> 00:54:51,698 Is this a great country or what? 922 00:54:53,241 --> 00:54:56,452 Look at this. This is hair. 923 00:54:56,536 --> 00:54:59,414 This is hair that used to be in my head. 924 00:54:59,497 --> 00:55:01,708 See. The same thing happened to me when I was working 925 00:55:01,791 --> 00:55:04,711 on Wall Street. I had to wear a hat sitting at my desk. 926 00:55:06,838 --> 00:55:10,758 This is Bill. Mission in life, make Chuck a man. 927 00:55:12,552 --> 00:55:14,178 What am I now, a duck? 928 00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:17,264 You're unbelievable. 929 00:55:17,347 --> 00:55:19,891 You are something else, pal. 930 00:55:19,975 --> 00:55:21,893 You are some kinda guy. 931 00:55:23,061 --> 00:55:24,396 Yeah. 932 00:55:24,479 --> 00:55:25,647 Yeah. 933 00:55:28,692 --> 00:55:30,276 Impress the girls. 934 00:55:34,905 --> 00:55:36,824 Yeah. Corn dog. 935 00:55:39,910 --> 00:55:41,494 Bill, I'm back. 936 00:55:44,039 --> 00:55:45,957 Bill? 937 00:55:52,921 --> 00:55:54,381 William? 938 00:55:58,093 --> 00:56:00,721 I Don't know what I'm doing I 939 00:56:00,804 --> 00:56:03,682 I Girl you really got me now I 940 00:56:03,766 --> 00:56:07,186 I You got me so I can't sleep at night I 941 00:56:07,269 --> 00:56:10,648 I Girl you really got me now I 942 00:56:10,731 --> 00:56:14,108 I You got me so I don't know where I'm goin' I 943 00:56:14,192 --> 00:56:16,068 I Oh yeah you really got me now I 944 00:56:16,151 --> 00:56:18,070 New guy! 945 00:56:18,153 --> 00:56:19,237 New guy. 946 00:56:26,662 --> 00:56:27,829 Bill! 947 00:56:36,672 --> 00:56:39,383 Aah! 948 00:56:49,850 --> 00:56:52,103 I got it. I got it. 949 00:56:52,186 --> 00:56:54,313 Bill! Bill! 950 00:56:54,397 --> 00:56:56,482 Whoo! 951 00:56:56,565 --> 00:56:58,984 Hey, I could have done it. He called me! 952 00:56:59,068 --> 00:57:01,612 - Now you've gone over the line. - Hold on a minute. 953 00:57:01,696 --> 00:57:02,863 Hey, get the chug party. Go ahead. 954 00:57:02,947 --> 00:57:05,491 Go home! Go home. Go home. 955 00:57:05,574 --> 00:57:07,368 Hey, you remember that kid from the debutante party. 956 00:57:07,451 --> 00:57:09,286 - In a kind of King Kong tuxedo? - Yes. 957 00:57:09,370 --> 00:57:11,997 This is his fraternity. Hey, wild, wild man Mike! 958 00:57:12,081 --> 00:57:14,208 He's the greatest, this guy! I love 'em. 959 00:57:14,291 --> 00:57:15,793 They can't have girls at their dorm 960 00:57:15,876 --> 00:57:17,294 so I brought 'em down here, group raid. 961 00:57:17,378 --> 00:57:18,878 They let me in the fraternity. 962 00:57:18,962 --> 00:57:21,547 Bill, you've got to ask them to get out, please. 963 00:57:21,630 --> 00:57:23,424 My brothers? What's the matter with you? 964 00:57:23,507 --> 00:57:26,009 Carboni is gonna fire me. That's the matter. 965 00:57:26,093 --> 00:57:28,095 Chuck, it's not an orgy. It's college hijinks. 966 00:57:28,178 --> 00:57:30,138 It's not hijinks. Remember when I had the pain 967 00:57:30,221 --> 00:57:32,806 in my gums and my hair? It's now moved to my chest. 968 00:57:32,889 --> 00:57:34,683 A young man shouldn't have pains in his chest. 969 00:57:34,766 --> 00:57:37,351 Oh, Chuck, you've got to learn how to live. How to have fun. 970 00:57:37,435 --> 00:57:38,894 - No. - How to be a man. 971 00:57:38,978 --> 00:57:41,522 Radical! Let's get radical! 972 00:57:41,605 --> 00:57:42,897 Chug, chug, chug, 973 00:57:42,981 --> 00:57:46,192 chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug! 974 00:57:46,276 --> 00:57:48,027 Chuck, come on. What the.. 975 00:57:48,111 --> 00:57:49,946 Bummer! I am bummed right now. 976 00:57:50,029 --> 00:57:52,323 Get out of here! 977 00:57:57,412 --> 00:57:58,663 That's better. 978 00:58:00,707 --> 00:58:03,543 I don't know about you people. 979 00:58:03,626 --> 00:58:06,795 This is a morgue. You're partying in a morgue. 980 00:58:07,921 --> 00:58:09,589 You don't believe me? 981 00:58:09,672 --> 00:58:13,134 Let's go take a look at Rigor Mortis in Room 12 here. 982 00:58:13,217 --> 00:58:15,928 This will bring you back to reality. 983 00:58:16,012 --> 00:58:18,890 I want you all to see this. 984 00:58:20,183 --> 00:58:22,143 So that's what it's like. 985 00:58:22,226 --> 00:58:25,813 Yeah! Jefferey pulled one down. 986 00:58:29,650 --> 00:58:31,194 ♪ You really got me ♪ 987 00:58:31,277 --> 00:58:32,945 ♪ You really got me ♪ 988 00:58:33,029 --> 00:58:34,781 ♪ You really got me ♪ 989 00:58:38,910 --> 00:58:41,537 That very moment, they all jumped in the drawers. 990 00:58:41,621 --> 00:58:43,331 Yeah, I heard. 991 00:58:43,414 --> 00:58:45,124 You're not, you're not shocked by that? 992 00:58:45,208 --> 00:58:47,210 No. 993 00:58:47,293 --> 00:58:49,337 How could people do it in a morgue? 994 00:58:49,420 --> 00:58:51,672 How could people do it in the drawers? 995 00:58:51,756 --> 00:58:53,340 - It's new. - It's sick. 996 00:58:53,423 --> 00:58:57,384 Oh. Everybody's looking for a new way to do it. 997 00:58:57,468 --> 00:59:00,429 A guy once took me up in a helicopter. 998 00:59:00,513 --> 00:59:01,514 Excuse us. 999 00:59:01,597 --> 00:59:03,641 Had me do it with him 1000 00:59:03,724 --> 00:59:06,060 as we hovered over his ex-wife's house. 1001 00:59:07,478 --> 00:59:08,521 No. 1002 00:59:08,604 --> 00:59:09,980 Yeah. 1003 00:59:10,064 --> 00:59:11,232 Don't you ever fantasize 1004 00:59:11,315 --> 00:59:13,234 different ways you wanna do it? 1005 00:59:16,195 --> 00:59:18,780 Once I'd like to do it without checking the apartment first. 1006 00:59:20,031 --> 00:59:21,366 What? 1007 00:59:21,449 --> 00:59:23,076 Nothing. 1008 00:59:31,376 --> 00:59:35,755 ♪ Yeah I was born in a crossfire hurricane ♪ 1009 00:59:38,174 --> 00:59:41,803 ♪ Hi-ho I was born in the driving rain.. ♪ 1010 00:59:42,679 --> 00:59:43,805 This is nice, huh? 1011 00:59:43,888 --> 00:59:45,056 Nice. 1012 00:59:46,516 --> 00:59:48,434 Practically drives itself, Chuck. 1013 00:59:52,230 --> 00:59:54,649 Can you turn down the music? 1014 00:59:54,732 --> 00:59:58,069 - Huh? - Can you turn the music down? 1015 00:59:58,152 --> 01:00:00,154 Yeah, I can turn it down. I can turn it up. 1016 01:00:00,238 --> 01:00:02,615 I can switch it from the back speaker to the front. 1017 01:00:02,699 --> 01:00:06,076 - I can make it reverberate-- - Can you turn it down? 1018 01:00:06,159 --> 01:00:07,119 Yeah. 1019 01:00:07,202 --> 01:00:08,494 Thank you. 1020 01:00:08,578 --> 01:00:11,706 Look at this dash, Chuck. Solid gold. 1021 01:00:11,789 --> 01:00:13,541 Look at this carpeting. Fur. 1022 01:00:13,624 --> 01:00:15,626 - Check out these windows. - Glass? 1023 01:00:15,710 --> 01:00:17,128 Glass, yeah. 1024 01:00:17,211 --> 01:00:19,839 We can see out. Nobody can see in. 1025 01:00:19,922 --> 01:00:21,006 Watch. 1026 01:00:21,089 --> 01:00:23,008 Oh, watch. Okay. Here we go. 1027 01:00:25,343 --> 01:00:27,095 Hey, yo! Right here. 1028 01:00:28,638 --> 01:00:29,973 Right here, buddy! 1029 01:00:30,056 --> 01:00:31,850 Hey, look at this! 1030 01:00:31,933 --> 01:00:33,393 We got teenage girls. 1031 01:00:33,476 --> 01:00:35,395 The place is full of broads in here. 1032 01:00:40,734 --> 01:00:42,444 Yo! Roger. 1033 01:00:42,527 --> 01:00:44,070 Roger, officer. 1034 01:00:44,154 --> 01:00:46,072 Is this great or what? 1035 01:00:47,824 --> 01:00:50,076 You gotta get one, man. This is great. 1036 01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:51,660 Everything's automatic, too. 1037 01:00:51,744 --> 01:00:53,996 You can pop the trunk right from here. 1038 01:00:54,079 --> 01:00:55,623 You don't have to move. 1039 01:00:58,500 --> 01:00:59,960 You should get one. 1040 01:01:00,044 --> 01:01:02,046 What are you doing with all your money, anyway? 1041 01:01:02,129 --> 01:01:04,089 You know... 1042 01:01:04,173 --> 01:01:06,300 I'd like to talk to you about that. 1043 01:01:06,383 --> 01:01:08,802 I have this feeling that something's very wrong. 1044 01:01:08,886 --> 01:01:11,055 We're this close from getting caught. 1045 01:01:11,138 --> 01:01:13,349 You know, what, it's my fault you're the way you are. 1046 01:01:13,432 --> 01:01:15,392 It is because I promised I'd swing you around 1047 01:01:15,476 --> 01:01:17,519 - And I haven't. It's my fault. - You're not listening, Bill. 1048 01:01:17,603 --> 01:01:18,811 Listen. 1049 01:01:18,895 --> 01:01:20,355 Today it starts, alright? 1050 01:01:20,438 --> 01:01:21,898 Operation Chuck. Alright. 1051 01:01:21,981 --> 01:01:23,524 From now on, we're gonna have some fun. 1052 01:01:23,608 --> 01:01:25,985 ♪ Fun fun till our daddy takes our T-bird away ♪ 1053 01:01:26,069 --> 01:01:28,196 Alright? When I'm done with you, 1054 01:01:28,279 --> 01:01:30,323 you'll be a walking Mardi Gras. I'm not even gonna be able 1055 01:01:30,406 --> 01:01:33,159 to control you. You're gonna be an insane cowboy. 1056 01:01:37,789 --> 01:01:39,415 Alright. Come on, ladies. Come forward. 1057 01:01:41,250 --> 01:01:43,002 Hey, hey, Chuckie, doll face, 1058 01:01:43,086 --> 01:01:45,380 I don't have to eat in dives like this no more! 1059 01:01:47,715 --> 01:01:50,426 Hey, you guys. Come on. Don't be snobs. 1060 01:01:50,510 --> 01:01:52,845 I used to be the pickle girl here once. 1061 01:01:55,390 --> 01:01:57,141 Lupe used to be the pickle girl. 1062 01:01:57,225 --> 01:01:59,394 Lupe, you now own the pickles. 1063 01:01:59,477 --> 01:02:00,895 - Wait. What? - Come on, Lupe! 1064 01:02:00,979 --> 01:02:03,147 Ladies, I am very pleased to announce 1065 01:02:03,231 --> 01:02:05,400 to each and every one of you that you are the proud owner 1066 01:02:05,483 --> 01:02:07,026 of this particular burger steak. 1067 01:02:08,820 --> 01:02:10,738 Remember, sign the contracts. 1068 01:02:12,406 --> 01:02:13,657 Sign them. 1069 01:02:16,118 --> 01:02:18,537 Hey, this is wonderful. 1070 01:02:18,620 --> 01:02:20,539 - Yeah? - Yeah! 1071 01:02:20,622 --> 01:02:22,666 Thank you. 1072 01:02:22,749 --> 01:02:24,668 Look guys, it's a strange bunch of... 1073 01:02:32,133 --> 01:02:34,593 I'm telling you, somebody's taking over Franklin's business 1074 01:02:34,677 --> 01:02:36,595 and we're not seeing a damn dime of it. 1075 01:02:38,431 --> 01:02:40,683 Alright, alright, alright. Lemme think of something. 1076 01:02:40,766 --> 01:02:42,810 Hey, can't you see we're talking here? 1077 01:02:42,893 --> 01:02:44,395 We know all of Franklin's girls, right? 1078 01:02:44,478 --> 01:02:45,813 What we'll do is, we check 'em off for a while. 1079 01:02:45,896 --> 01:02:47,440 We find out who's running their actions 1080 01:02:47,523 --> 01:02:49,942 then we can bury him and put in our own man, okay? 1081 01:02:50,026 --> 01:02:51,110 - Yeah. - Alright. 1082 01:02:51,193 --> 01:02:52,945 This guy's had enough. 1083 01:02:56,991 --> 01:02:59,660 And next time, watch out whose car you sit on. 1084 01:03:03,121 --> 01:03:05,040 Hi, you guys. Come on over by the Christmas tree. 1085 01:03:05,123 --> 01:03:06,915 We want to say a few things to you. 1086 01:03:06,999 --> 01:03:08,167 Come on. 1087 01:03:10,669 --> 01:03:13,714 Uh, Misters Chuckie and Bill. 1088 01:03:13,797 --> 01:03:15,507 Uh, we have something to say to you 1089 01:03:15,591 --> 01:03:18,510 so I have been elected the spokesperson. 1090 01:03:24,891 --> 01:03:27,268 "You take us off the city streets 1091 01:03:27,351 --> 01:03:30,271 and give us nicer men's to meet. 1092 01:03:30,354 --> 01:03:34,107 We have furs and jewels and nicer dresses to wear 1093 01:03:34,191 --> 01:03:35,901 and we even go to Vidal Sassoon's 1094 01:03:35,984 --> 01:03:37,527 to fix up our hair." 1095 01:03:40,030 --> 01:03:42,615 "We move to nice apartment houses 1096 01:03:42,698 --> 01:03:47,495 instead of living with the ratones and the mouses. 1097 01:03:47,578 --> 01:03:49,914 Because of you, our joy is jumping 1098 01:03:49,997 --> 01:03:52,792 'cause we're at this party instead of humping." 1099 01:03:58,798 --> 01:04:02,009 Oh, oh, yeah! Yeah! 1100 01:04:02,093 --> 01:04:04,011 Chuck. Check this out, eh. 1101 01:04:05,262 --> 01:04:07,515 Radical! Radical. 1102 01:04:09,266 --> 01:04:11,851 A new tape recorder. 1103 01:04:11,935 --> 01:04:14,687 Oh, I was gonna get one, but this one's better. 1104 01:04:14,771 --> 01:04:16,314 'Cause I didn't have to pay for it. 1105 01:04:16,397 --> 01:04:17,649 Get out of here. 1106 01:04:17,732 --> 01:04:19,901 Okay, Chuck, you're next. 1107 01:04:19,984 --> 01:04:21,402 I love presents. 1108 01:04:27,242 --> 01:04:28,952 Ladies, it's amazing. 1109 01:04:29,035 --> 01:04:31,913 You've hit upon the one thing I've always wanted. 1110 01:04:31,996 --> 01:04:33,164 Yeah? 1111 01:04:36,251 --> 01:04:38,086 - Oh. - Yeah? 1112 01:04:38,169 --> 01:04:39,587 Wear it, baby. 1113 01:04:41,171 --> 01:04:42,755 - Ah-oooo! - Oh, yeah! 1114 01:04:44,422 --> 01:04:46,341 Wear that hat, pal. 1115 01:04:55,684 --> 01:04:57,978 - Okay, there you go, Joe. - Okay, Bill. 1116 01:04:58,061 --> 01:04:59,437 Okay, Pete, there's some wine. 1117 01:05:02,357 --> 01:05:05,485 So my father told me 1118 01:05:05,569 --> 01:05:07,821 that I'd never amount to anything, right? 1119 01:05:07,904 --> 01:05:10,574 Oh, fathers get that way. 1120 01:05:10,657 --> 01:05:13,326 Yeah, well, he told me that when I was four. 1121 01:05:13,410 --> 01:05:16,413 - Oh! - I'm serious. I know. 1122 01:05:16,496 --> 01:05:20,000 Then when I was 13, he, uh, left. 1123 01:05:20,083 --> 01:05:22,085 He's out of there. He's gone. History, right? 1124 01:05:24,004 --> 01:05:27,215 He told me and my mom, we were too ugly to look at. 1125 01:05:27,299 --> 01:05:29,508 In my case, he was wrong. 1126 01:05:29,592 --> 01:05:31,218 Oh, Bill. 1127 01:05:31,302 --> 01:05:33,429 No. I mean my mom... 1128 01:05:33,512 --> 01:05:36,097 well, she, my mom used to be real pretty. 1129 01:05:42,604 --> 01:05:44,522 You live with a lunatic and it does things to you. 1130 01:05:50,486 --> 01:05:51,738 This is Bill. 1131 01:05:56,075 --> 01:05:57,994 Call your mom. Wish her a Merry Christmas. 1132 01:06:07,212 --> 01:06:10,381 This guy... he doesn't have fun. 1133 01:06:10,465 --> 01:06:12,759 I'm gonna teach this guy, this wild man 1134 01:06:12,842 --> 01:06:14,177 how to have fun right now. 1135 01:06:14,260 --> 01:06:15,386 - Okay. - He, he does... 1136 01:06:15,470 --> 01:06:16,721 We're making loads of cash. 1137 01:06:16,804 --> 01:06:18,556 He doesn't spend any of his money. 1138 01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:21,017 - Right? - I spent some. 1139 01:06:21,100 --> 01:06:22,768 On what? 1140 01:06:22,851 --> 01:06:26,271 Are you really interested to see what I spent it on? 1141 01:06:34,780 --> 01:06:39,117 ♪ Yeah I was born in a crossfire hurricane ♪ 1142 01:06:41,620 --> 01:06:43,080 ♪ I.. ♪ 1143 01:06:43,163 --> 01:06:47,042 ♪ And a partridge in a pear tree ♪ 1144 01:06:47,125 --> 01:06:49,336 Oh, are we getting out here? 1145 01:06:49,419 --> 01:06:51,505 Oh, wait. Wait. Chuck. 1146 01:06:51,588 --> 01:06:52,756 Come on. 1147 01:06:55,133 --> 01:06:56,385 What is.. 1148 01:06:56,468 --> 01:06:58,344 Hey, Chuck, this is what you bought? 1149 01:06:58,427 --> 01:07:01,097 - Chuck, wait. - A cemetery? 1150 01:07:03,683 --> 01:07:04,934 Wait a minute. Wait up. 1151 01:07:05,017 --> 01:07:06,393 Hey, Chuck, you know what? 1152 01:07:06,476 --> 01:07:09,020 This may not be a bad idea. 1153 01:07:09,104 --> 01:07:11,313 'Cause, you know, yuck. 1154 01:07:11,397 --> 01:07:13,232 Hey, people gotta die, right? 1155 01:07:13,315 --> 01:07:15,609 Why can't they just die for us? 1156 01:07:15,693 --> 01:07:17,069 We just sit back and rake it in. 1157 01:07:17,152 --> 01:07:19,529 Chuck and Bill's Cemetery. 1158 01:07:19,612 --> 01:07:21,698 Hey, Chuck, this one's full. 1159 01:07:21,781 --> 01:07:23,700 Should have bought an empty one. 1160 01:07:29,079 --> 01:07:30,998 You wanted to see what I bought. 1161 01:07:40,882 --> 01:07:42,509 Your father? 1162 01:07:42,592 --> 01:07:45,177 He used to have the smallest stone in the whole place. 1163 01:07:47,137 --> 01:07:48,221 Not anymore. 1164 01:07:55,228 --> 01:07:58,064 This is what you spent your money on? 1165 01:07:58,148 --> 01:07:59,566 He's my dad. 1166 01:08:06,531 --> 01:08:09,659 It takes a while for the heat to come up. 1167 01:08:09,743 --> 01:08:11,952 I know. It will be up by spring. 1168 01:08:20,419 --> 01:08:22,921 You know, my father's alive, and I don't buy him anything. 1169 01:08:26,717 --> 01:08:29,302 You're like a saint. 1170 01:08:29,385 --> 01:08:31,721 Because I bought my father a headstone? 1171 01:08:32,722 --> 01:08:33,973 Saint Chuck! 1172 01:08:34,057 --> 01:08:35,975 Well, not just for that. 1173 01:08:37,435 --> 01:08:38,686 You're nice. 1174 01:08:42,440 --> 01:08:43,608 Decent 1175 01:08:58,956 --> 01:09:00,708 You think I'm decent? 1176 01:09:05,129 --> 01:09:06,964 Do you remember the first time you made me eggs 1177 01:09:07,048 --> 01:09:08,466 in my apartment? 1178 01:09:10,385 --> 01:09:11,511 And you took off your robe? 1179 01:09:14,055 --> 01:09:16,264 My eyes had a heart attack. 1180 01:09:19,351 --> 01:09:21,478 And every time after that 1181 01:09:21,561 --> 01:09:23,480 it didn't matter what you were wearing. 1182 01:09:25,315 --> 01:09:27,317 You could have worn a suit of armor. 1183 01:09:27,401 --> 01:09:29,945 I got hot and crazy. 1184 01:09:30,028 --> 01:09:31,780 There's your Saint Chuck. 1185 01:09:34,616 --> 01:09:36,910 It's 30 degrees in here, and I am sweating. 1186 01:09:40,871 --> 01:09:42,790 I think we'll skip the coffee, I'm sober. 1187 01:09:45,709 --> 01:09:47,503 Chuck! 1188 01:09:47,586 --> 01:09:48,546 Yeah? 1189 01:09:50,046 --> 01:09:52,257 I'm sober too, and I have to talk to you. 1190 01:09:52,340 --> 01:09:54,259 - What about? - About this. 1191 01:10:02,892 --> 01:10:04,811 You're a very good talker. 1192 01:10:45,058 --> 01:10:46,310 - Chuck. - Hmm? 1193 01:10:46,393 --> 01:10:48,937 The zipper's on the side, honey. 1194 01:10:49,021 --> 01:10:50,439 - I got it. - Mm-hmm. 1195 01:11:36,026 --> 01:11:37,818 Wanna know something funny? 1196 01:11:37,902 --> 01:11:40,446 - What? - I don't smoke. 1197 01:11:56,461 --> 01:11:58,630 Did you ever see the movie "Klute?" 1198 01:11:58,713 --> 01:11:59,965 What? 1199 01:12:00,048 --> 01:12:02,300 The movie with Jane Fonda. "Klute." 1200 01:12:02,384 --> 01:12:04,135 No, I don't think so. 1201 01:12:06,054 --> 01:12:08,515 - She plays a call girl. - Mm-hmm. 1202 01:12:08,598 --> 01:12:11,726 And she's with this guy, you know, um, a customer. 1203 01:12:13,602 --> 01:12:16,522 And they're doing it and she's screaming and moaning 1204 01:12:16,605 --> 01:12:19,108 as if it's like the end of the world for her. 1205 01:12:21,317 --> 01:12:22,609 Then right in the middle, 1206 01:12:22,693 --> 01:12:24,361 when the guy's not looking 1207 01:12:24,444 --> 01:12:27,197 she looks at her watch 1208 01:12:27,281 --> 01:12:29,199 and you just know it's an act. 1209 01:12:33,912 --> 01:12:36,164 - Hey. - Hmm? 1210 01:12:36,248 --> 01:12:38,000 I don't wear a watch. 1211 01:13:00,479 --> 01:13:02,147 Where have you been? 1212 01:13:02,230 --> 01:13:03,773 We moved. 1213 01:13:03,857 --> 01:13:05,984 William, it's so nice to see you 1214 01:13:06,067 --> 01:13:08,820 at 9 o'clock this evening. 1215 01:13:12,866 --> 01:13:14,993 You drunk from last night? 1216 01:13:15,076 --> 01:13:17,245 Drunk, yes, but not from wine. 1217 01:13:17,329 --> 01:13:18,496 Beer? 1218 01:13:18,580 --> 01:13:21,333 Ha ha ha ha! 1219 01:13:21,416 --> 01:13:22,876 What's the matter with you? 1220 01:13:22,959 --> 01:13:24,835 You're three hours late. It's been mayhem in here. 1221 01:13:24,918 --> 01:13:27,295 I got stiffs coming in, I got girls going out. 1222 01:13:27,378 --> 01:13:29,380 Where's Belinda? She hasn't checked in. 1223 01:13:29,464 --> 01:13:32,133 I would not count on Belinda coming back to work. 1224 01:13:32,216 --> 01:13:33,760 What's the matter? What happened? 1225 01:13:33,843 --> 01:13:35,762 Is she alright? Somebody roughed her up? 1226 01:13:35,845 --> 01:13:37,597 Nobody roughed her up. 1227 01:13:38,931 --> 01:13:40,850 Will you put away your muscles? 1228 01:13:42,477 --> 01:13:44,395 Bill, something happened last night. 1229 01:13:45,563 --> 01:13:48,650 Something passed between us. 1230 01:13:48,733 --> 01:13:50,860 Her life couldn't possibly be the same. 1231 01:13:52,945 --> 01:13:54,321 Hi, Bill. 1232 01:13:54,404 --> 01:13:56,323 Sorry I'm late. Hi, Chuck. 1233 01:14:02,621 --> 01:14:05,248 Remember that guy Schizelman? He called and wants to meet you. 1234 01:14:05,332 --> 01:14:07,501 Oh. Yeah. He's nice. 1235 01:14:11,004 --> 01:14:12,214 What are you doing? 1236 01:14:12,297 --> 01:14:13,256 What do you mean what's she doing? 1237 01:14:13,340 --> 01:14:14,591 She's working. 1238 01:14:17,552 --> 01:14:18,970 Is that true? 1239 01:14:20,222 --> 01:14:21,473 Yeah. 1240 01:14:21,556 --> 01:14:22,724 Really? 1241 01:14:24,684 --> 01:14:26,602 I have to earn a living, right? 1242 01:14:31,190 --> 01:14:33,734 You told me this morning that you weren't faking. 1243 01:14:36,737 --> 01:14:38,864 - I wasn't faking. - Faking what? 1244 01:14:39,782 --> 01:14:40,908 Please, Bill. 1245 01:14:40,991 --> 01:14:42,743 Get out of town! 1246 01:14:42,827 --> 01:14:44,370 You two guys? 1247 01:14:44,453 --> 01:14:46,622 Can I please have a conversation with her? 1248 01:14:50,543 --> 01:14:52,127 You haven't quit? 1249 01:14:55,338 --> 01:14:57,382 - How can I quit? - Very simply. 1250 01:14:57,465 --> 01:15:00,510 You open your mouth and you say, "Bill, Chuck, I quit." 1251 01:15:01,594 --> 01:15:03,722 Okay. Then what do I do? 1252 01:15:06,349 --> 01:15:07,976 No, I mean it, Chuck. 1253 01:15:08,059 --> 01:15:09,811 Where do I go from there? 1254 01:15:09,894 --> 01:15:11,146 What happens to me? 1255 01:15:19,154 --> 01:15:21,156 What happens to you is... 1256 01:15:25,493 --> 01:15:27,245 I can't get over the fact that you didn't quit. 1257 01:15:28,913 --> 01:15:30,289 Right! 1258 01:15:30,372 --> 01:15:31,790 I didn't quit! 1259 01:15:31,874 --> 01:15:33,166 Did you quit? 1260 01:15:33,249 --> 01:15:34,333 I'm not a whore. 1261 01:15:36,043 --> 01:15:38,003 - No. You're a pimp. - Hey, guys, come on. 1262 01:15:38,086 --> 01:15:40,255 Now, let's stop before we all say something we regret. 1263 01:15:40,338 --> 01:15:42,298 Shut up! 1264 01:15:43,841 --> 01:15:45,133 I need a ride. 1265 01:15:57,604 --> 01:15:59,022 I have to drive her. 1266 01:15:59,105 --> 01:16:00,189 Fine. 1267 01:16:03,192 --> 01:16:04,234 You gonna be alright? 1268 01:16:05,526 --> 01:16:07,486 Hey, you know us pimps. Fine. 1269 01:16:09,863 --> 01:16:11,865 Okay, I need the car keys. You got them? 1270 01:16:12,866 --> 01:16:14,534 Thank you. I got them. 1271 01:16:39,850 --> 01:16:40,893 Taxi! 1272 01:16:46,857 --> 01:16:48,359 Look, he didn't mean what he said. 1273 01:16:48,442 --> 01:16:49,985 Yes, he did. 1274 01:16:50,069 --> 01:16:52,696 No, he's, he's a strange guy. 1275 01:16:52,780 --> 01:16:54,907 He, you know, he's not like you and me. 1276 01:16:54,990 --> 01:16:57,535 He probably thought, uh... 1277 01:16:59,495 --> 01:17:00,995 you two were in love. 1278 01:17:03,331 --> 01:17:04,707 So did I. 1279 01:17:18,972 --> 01:17:20,556 Look, uh... 1280 01:17:24,268 --> 01:17:25,852 You don't want to go up there. 1281 01:17:29,105 --> 01:17:30,397 So I'll drive you home. 1282 01:17:31,565 --> 01:17:33,525 Wait. What about the trick? 1283 01:17:33,608 --> 01:17:35,276 I'll come back later, bring him a bottle 1284 01:17:35,359 --> 01:17:36,735 get him drunk, take off his clothes. 1285 01:17:36,819 --> 01:17:38,779 In the morning, he'll think you were there. 1286 01:17:38,863 --> 01:17:41,031 No problem. 1287 01:18:00,301 --> 01:18:02,720 City morgue. 1288 01:18:02,803 --> 01:18:05,306 Somebody died? 1289 01:18:05,389 --> 01:18:06,807 Who cares? 1290 01:18:15,524 --> 01:18:17,443 Hi. 1291 01:18:19,570 --> 01:18:20,738 Why did you lock the door? 1292 01:18:22,907 --> 01:18:24,115 It's okay. 1293 01:18:28,745 --> 01:18:30,830 Sirs... 1294 01:18:30,914 --> 01:18:33,207 At least Franklin paid off regular for two years 1295 01:18:33,291 --> 01:18:34,834 until he got stupid. 1296 01:18:34,918 --> 01:18:36,710 You never even sent us a nickel. 1297 01:18:36,793 --> 01:18:38,377 Not one nickel. 1298 01:18:41,589 --> 01:18:43,674 - I don't know-- - "I don't, I don't know." 1299 01:18:43,758 --> 01:18:46,177 If we came to us up front, we could've worked something out. 1300 01:18:46,260 --> 01:18:48,012 But now it's too late. 1301 01:18:48,095 --> 01:18:51,390 We're angry. We're insulted. 1302 01:18:51,474 --> 01:18:53,643 Besides, it wouldn't be right to let you live 1303 01:18:53,726 --> 01:18:55,018 after we killed Franklin. 1304 01:18:55,101 --> 01:18:57,354 He was our friend. 1305 01:18:57,437 --> 01:18:59,064 I'd like to be your friend. 1306 01:18:59,147 --> 01:19:01,232 Please, God, let me be your-- 1307 01:19:01,316 --> 01:19:04,027 ♪ I told you before now I'll tell you ♪ 1308 01:19:04,110 --> 01:19:07,071 ♪ Exactly what's bringin' me down ♪ 1309 01:19:07,154 --> 01:19:10,574 ♪ I'm tired of listening to ya talkin' about ♪ 1310 01:19:10,658 --> 01:19:14,286 ♪ Twistin' everything straight down the line ♪ 1311 01:19:14,370 --> 01:19:19,166 ♪ All you do to me is talk talk ♪ 1312 01:19:19,249 --> 01:19:21,335 ♪ Talk talk talk talk ♪ 1313 01:19:21,418 --> 01:19:23,671 ♪ All you do to me is talk talk ♪ 1314 01:19:26,382 --> 01:19:28,217 Come on, let's get out of here. 1315 01:19:28,300 --> 01:19:30,386 If we bust one bozo, we got to bust all the whole place. 1316 01:19:30,469 --> 01:19:33,054 - Yeah. I hate narcotics. - Yeah. 1317 01:19:33,137 --> 01:19:34,973 I wish he'd put us back on vice. 1318 01:19:35,056 --> 01:19:37,641 Hmm. Hey, check, please. 1319 01:19:37,724 --> 01:19:39,392 It's pretty good beat, huh? 1320 01:19:39,475 --> 01:19:41,936 Peachy. 1321 01:19:42,019 --> 01:19:43,729 You know, I noticed you guys were, uh... 1322 01:19:45,189 --> 01:19:47,400 unencumbered by female companionship. 1323 01:19:49,819 --> 01:19:51,529 Yeah? 1324 01:19:51,612 --> 01:19:54,240 So how'd you like to get, uh... 1325 01:19:54,323 --> 01:19:56,033 encumbered? 1326 01:19:58,077 --> 01:19:59,495 Okay, boys. Here we are. 1327 01:20:02,039 --> 01:20:03,207 I wonder why the door's locked. 1328 01:20:03,290 --> 01:20:05,918 - Hey, chuck! - In the morgue? 1329 01:20:06,002 --> 01:20:07,837 Hey, I know, I know what you're thinking. 1330 01:20:07,920 --> 01:20:09,588 Don't worry about it, it really won't bother you 1331 01:20:09,672 --> 01:20:11,590 if you just don't think about all those dead people. 1332 01:20:16,053 --> 01:20:18,305 Let me get my phone book here, it's got all my numbers, eh. 1333 01:20:22,184 --> 01:20:24,103 I wonder where that book is. 1334 01:20:24,186 --> 01:20:25,938 Maybe my partner has it. Follow me. 1335 01:20:28,149 --> 01:20:30,526 You're about to become one of the great lakes. 1336 01:20:30,609 --> 01:20:32,778 Open up. I said open up. 1337 01:20:34,822 --> 01:20:36,907 - Get ready to fill him up. - Yeah. 1338 01:20:36,991 --> 01:20:39,326 Just to make some holes, so the water comes out. 1339 01:20:39,410 --> 01:20:40,745 - Hm. - Yeah. 1340 01:20:45,708 --> 01:20:48,377 Again locked. 1341 01:20:54,425 --> 01:20:56,009 Hey, what's going on? 1342 01:20:57,844 --> 01:20:59,304 Excuse me. 1343 01:20:59,387 --> 01:21:00,430 - Ya-a-ay! - Hold it! Police! 1344 01:21:00,513 --> 01:21:01,973 Police! 1345 01:21:03,141 --> 01:21:04,893 You guys are police? 1346 01:21:10,273 --> 01:21:12,067 How could they be cops? 1347 01:21:15,820 --> 01:21:17,196 I should've asked for an ID. 1348 01:21:21,909 --> 01:21:23,327 Ow! 1349 01:21:33,712 --> 01:21:35,004 Ow! Ow! 1350 01:21:37,048 --> 01:21:38,758 Son of a bitch! 1351 01:21:38,841 --> 01:21:40,051 That's it! Cool it! I quit! 1352 01:21:40,134 --> 01:21:42,010 You what? 1353 01:21:42,094 --> 01:21:45,055 - Okay, man, okay! - Get up and spread 'em! 1354 01:21:45,138 --> 01:21:47,891 Party's over, numbnuts. 1355 01:21:47,974 --> 01:21:49,934 Man. You blew it, man! You... 1356 01:21:50,017 --> 01:21:51,601 Hey, let me hit him one time! One... 1357 01:21:59,275 --> 01:22:01,111 Chuck? 1358 01:22:02,779 --> 01:22:05,323 Chuck, it's all over, buddy. 1359 01:22:05,406 --> 01:22:08,243 - Were you scared? - Yeah. Were you? 1360 01:22:08,326 --> 01:22:11,287 Nah. Mostly dizzy. 1361 01:22:11,371 --> 01:22:13,247 I'll tell you, you were great. 1362 01:22:13,330 --> 01:22:15,958 Guys are shooting over you, and you just laid there 1363 01:22:16,041 --> 01:22:17,543 you never complained once, and I want you to know 1364 01:22:17,626 --> 01:22:19,044 I admire that, Chuck, I do, I have a-- 1365 01:22:19,128 --> 01:22:21,672 - Take off the tape. - Okay. 1366 01:22:27,052 --> 01:22:29,221 Look up here. 1367 01:22:31,181 --> 01:22:33,057 Turn sideways. 1368 01:22:33,141 --> 01:22:34,349 Other way. 1369 01:22:39,478 --> 01:22:40,729 Okay. Leave. 1370 01:22:44,775 --> 01:22:47,278 Does anybody have a comb, so I can just look, get ready? 1371 01:22:49,028 --> 01:22:50,071 I wasn't ready for that. 1372 01:22:50,155 --> 01:22:51,239 Can I have one taken-- 1373 01:22:51,322 --> 01:22:52,866 Just turn sideways. 1374 01:22:58,997 --> 01:23:01,082 Leave. 1375 01:23:01,166 --> 01:23:03,251 Today. 1376 01:23:05,962 --> 01:23:07,338 You're pretty good at this game. Alright. Ready? 1377 01:23:07,422 --> 01:23:09,006 Last one. Best out of three. 1378 01:23:09,089 --> 01:23:11,508 Even. Shoot 1379 01:23:11,592 --> 01:23:13,635 Great. Fair is fair. 1380 01:23:15,219 --> 01:23:17,596 Hey, we took a shot, right? 1381 01:23:17,679 --> 01:23:19,471 I mean you can't hit a home run if you don't come to bat. 1382 01:23:19,555 --> 01:23:22,724 I wish I had a bat right now. 1383 01:23:22,807 --> 01:23:24,309 You had to bring the police? 1384 01:23:24,392 --> 01:23:26,352 Oh, that's gratitude here. That's gratitude. 1385 01:23:26,436 --> 01:23:28,938 If I didn't bring the police, you'd be dead now. 1386 01:23:29,022 --> 01:23:32,150 So, I'd be better off. I'd rather be dead. 1387 01:23:32,233 --> 01:23:33,735 You want to be dead? 1388 01:23:36,196 --> 01:23:38,448 - Huh? - You want to be dead? 1389 01:23:41,241 --> 01:23:42,743 No. 1390 01:23:42,826 --> 01:23:44,286 No. 1391 01:23:44,369 --> 01:23:46,705 You let me know if you change your mind. 1392 01:23:46,788 --> 01:23:48,372 You'll be the first. 1393 01:23:49,624 --> 01:23:52,084 - Hi. - How you doing? 1394 01:23:56,088 --> 01:23:57,423 That's great. That's great. 1395 01:23:57,506 --> 01:23:59,592 You get me in jail here with Peter Lorre's son. 1396 01:24:01,928 --> 01:24:04,513 "Oh, come on. We have to be pimps. Let's be pimps." 1397 01:24:05,514 --> 01:24:08,099 We couldn't be doctors. 1398 01:24:16,232 --> 01:24:17,900 We were rolling there for a while, though, huh? 1399 01:24:19,443 --> 01:24:22,404 Cash, clothes. 1400 01:24:22,488 --> 01:24:24,031 I'll tell you something, Chuck. 1401 01:24:24,114 --> 01:24:26,325 You couldn't do what we did in Russia. 1402 01:24:26,408 --> 01:24:29,328 You know? Seriously. 1403 01:24:29,411 --> 01:24:30,371 Russian pimps-- 1404 01:24:30,454 --> 01:24:31,956 Would you do me a favor 1405 01:24:32,039 --> 01:24:34,083 and just leave me alone? 1406 01:24:35,542 --> 01:24:36,918 Chuck. 1407 01:24:42,382 --> 01:24:43,882 Chuck! 1408 01:24:54,309 --> 01:24:55,769 Hi, Charlotte. 1409 01:24:57,521 --> 01:24:59,021 I thought you were in Indiana. 1410 01:25:00,897 --> 01:25:02,983 My mom called. 1411 01:25:04,775 --> 01:25:08,070 And you flew all the way back here. 1412 01:25:08,153 --> 01:25:10,447 I thought for sure when you found out what I was doing 1413 01:25:10,531 --> 01:25:13,242 you'd just hate me. 1414 01:25:13,325 --> 01:25:15,577 But no, not you. 1415 01:25:15,661 --> 01:25:18,414 You came to be by my side. 1416 01:25:18,497 --> 01:25:21,082 You are one in a million. 1417 01:25:29,172 --> 01:25:30,840 Goodbye, Chuck. 1418 01:25:40,433 --> 01:25:42,184 Did you see that? 1419 01:25:42,268 --> 01:25:44,103 My fiance just spit on me. 1420 01:25:45,438 --> 01:25:47,857 And after you were deloused. 1421 01:25:47,940 --> 01:25:49,316 But she's right, you know. 1422 01:25:50,442 --> 01:25:51,860 I should be spit on. 1423 01:25:52,986 --> 01:25:54,821 What, Chuck, Chuck, don't. 1424 01:25:54,904 --> 01:25:56,406 He's got a little hair in his mouth. 1425 01:25:56,489 --> 01:25:57,781 What are you doing? 1426 01:25:57,865 --> 01:25:59,867 Chuck, not in front of the other guys. 1427 01:25:59,950 --> 01:26:01,910 So what? What, am I running for Cell President? 1428 01:26:05,122 --> 01:26:06,582 They have that? 1429 01:26:06,665 --> 01:26:08,333 Oh, this is a nightmare. 1430 01:26:10,125 --> 01:26:11,793 You know what the worst part about this is? 1431 01:26:12,753 --> 01:26:15,172 I'm guilty. I am guilty. 1432 01:26:15,255 --> 01:26:16,256 You know what's gonna happen, don't you? 1433 01:26:16,340 --> 01:26:17,716 I'm going to lose my job. 1434 01:26:19,634 --> 01:26:21,261 Oh, my life is over. 1435 01:26:22,679 --> 01:26:25,557 Do you know, at this moment 1436 01:26:25,640 --> 01:26:28,685 I have sunk as low as I can go. 1437 01:26:35,692 --> 01:26:37,068 I was wrong. 1438 01:26:47,786 --> 01:26:48,994 Oh! 1439 01:26:51,163 --> 01:26:53,415 Mimi, pay the cab driver, will you? 1440 01:26:53,499 --> 01:26:55,209 Move over. 1441 01:26:55,292 --> 01:26:58,295 - With money. - Oh, yeah. 1442 01:27:01,340 --> 01:27:02,591 Isn't a jail tight enough to hold us. 1443 01:27:02,674 --> 01:27:03,884 You got 'em out! 1444 01:27:03,967 --> 01:27:06,011 Bet your Puerto Rican ass I did. 1445 01:27:06,095 --> 01:27:07,721 I can't keep my men in there. 1446 01:27:07,805 --> 01:27:09,932 - My life is over. - Oh! 1447 01:27:10,015 --> 01:27:11,350 Stay with him. Take him home. 1448 01:27:11,433 --> 01:27:14,061 Get him to the lawyer's on time. 1449 01:27:14,144 --> 01:27:17,815 We'll take you home. We'll give you a nice bath. 1450 01:27:17,898 --> 01:27:20,691 Wait a minute. I don't see Belinda here. 1451 01:27:20,775 --> 01:27:22,026 Yeah, she don't want to come. 1452 01:27:22,110 --> 01:27:23,902 That's it. Make him feel better. 1453 01:27:23,985 --> 01:27:26,071 You know what I mean. 1454 01:27:33,870 --> 01:27:35,622 Is this gonna take long or what? 1455 01:27:35,705 --> 01:27:37,916 I have a tennis club lesson at 1 o'clock. 1456 01:27:37,999 --> 01:27:40,627 I already missed one when we were in prison. 1457 01:27:40,710 --> 01:27:43,087 I see. Can I get you anything? 1458 01:27:43,170 --> 01:27:46,215 Yeah, alright. Uh, lamb chops-- 1459 01:27:46,298 --> 01:27:48,801 I was thinking more in terms of something to drink. 1460 01:27:48,884 --> 01:27:51,220 Why don't we just get started? 1461 01:28:00,104 --> 01:28:02,481 Mr. Drollhauser 1462 01:28:02,565 --> 01:28:04,191 are we going to prison? 1463 01:28:04,275 --> 01:28:06,151 Yeah, that's a good question. 1464 01:28:06,234 --> 01:28:08,611 I hardly think so. 1465 01:28:08,695 --> 01:28:10,904 You see, boys, this is an election year. 1466 01:28:10,988 --> 01:28:13,282 And the party in power... 1467 01:28:13,365 --> 01:28:14,908 Well, let's just say 1468 01:28:14,992 --> 01:28:18,369 they find the whole situation rather embarrassing. 1469 01:28:18,453 --> 01:28:20,538 Therefore, it would be in the best interest 1470 01:28:20,621 --> 01:28:24,417 of all concerned if they just gave you boys yourjobs back 1471 01:28:24,500 --> 01:28:27,336 and forgot the whole thing. 1472 01:28:27,420 --> 01:28:29,422 I assume that's okay with you. 1473 01:28:30,798 --> 01:28:32,633 Okay? 1474 01:28:34,343 --> 01:28:35,927 Okay. 1475 01:28:37,262 --> 01:28:39,681 Mr. Drollhauser. 1476 01:28:39,764 --> 01:28:42,100 That's the greatest thing I ever heard. 1477 01:28:42,184 --> 01:28:45,228 Thank you very much. That's fantastic. 1478 01:28:45,312 --> 01:28:47,314 Well, it's not okay with me. 1479 01:28:47,397 --> 01:28:49,649 We got them over the barrel. 1480 01:28:51,276 --> 01:28:53,945 As long as we do... 1481 01:28:54,029 --> 01:28:55,697 I say we get something out of it. 1482 01:28:58,241 --> 01:28:59,951 Can I talk to him alone, please? 1483 01:29:18,385 --> 01:29:20,721 I have thought about this 1484 01:29:20,804 --> 01:29:23,599 for the entire time in jail. 1485 01:29:23,682 --> 01:29:28,229 And what I want is to go back to my old life 1486 01:29:28,312 --> 01:29:29,855 the way it was before this craziness. 1487 01:29:29,939 --> 01:29:32,775 I want my old life back. 1488 01:29:34,026 --> 01:29:36,195 Please, Bill. 1489 01:29:36,278 --> 01:29:38,113 Please let me have my old life back. 1490 01:29:42,284 --> 01:29:43,410 No. 1491 01:29:44,494 --> 01:29:46,663 Chuck, if I did that 1492 01:29:46,746 --> 01:29:49,165 I'd never be able to sleep with myself again. 1493 01:29:49,249 --> 01:29:51,376 We're holding the cards. 1494 01:29:51,459 --> 01:29:53,753 They're afraid of us. 1495 01:29:53,836 --> 01:29:55,171 You see the beauty here? 1496 01:29:56,798 --> 01:29:59,050 I say, we go down there right now, alright? 1497 01:29:59,133 --> 01:30:00,509 And we march right into the mayor's office 1498 01:30:00,592 --> 01:30:02,219 we lay it on the line, you want to? 1499 01:30:02,302 --> 01:30:04,137 Come on. It will be fun. It'd be great. 1500 01:30:06,014 --> 01:30:07,474 What are you doing? 1501 01:30:07,558 --> 01:30:08,934 Chuck, what are you... 1502 01:30:09,017 --> 01:30:10,185 Chuck, I'm wearing white. 1503 01:30:14,814 --> 01:30:17,567 You're crazy! Get away, Chuck! 1504 01:30:17,650 --> 01:30:20,027 Get away from the door, you! 1505 01:30:20,111 --> 01:30:22,488 Oh, you, you're not going to see the mayor. 1506 01:30:22,572 --> 01:30:26,367 You're not gonna make any demands or I'm gonna kill you. 1507 01:30:26,450 --> 01:30:28,703 You're gonna play tennis... with God. 1508 01:30:30,788 --> 01:30:32,331 Now... 1509 01:30:32,415 --> 01:30:34,375 are you going to change your mind? 1510 01:30:35,793 --> 01:30:37,211 No. 1511 01:30:39,046 --> 01:30:42,133 Are you going to change your mind? 1512 01:30:42,216 --> 01:30:44,092 Chuck, you gotta keep that elbow stiff. 1513 01:30:47,553 --> 01:30:48,887 - What's going on in there? - I don't know. 1514 01:30:51,765 --> 01:30:53,684 My... God. 1515 01:30:57,061 --> 01:31:00,106 I could have you guys executed for this! 1516 01:31:02,733 --> 01:31:04,276 Call maintenance! 1517 01:31:04,359 --> 01:31:05,443 Get them up here! 1518 01:31:08,070 --> 01:31:09,946 You'll be hearing from my lawyer. 1519 01:31:10,030 --> 01:31:12,239 Oh, are you okay, Mr. Chuckie? 1520 01:31:12,323 --> 01:31:14,950 - I'm calm. I'm calm. - Are you calm? 1521 01:31:15,034 --> 01:31:19,413 - Are you bleeding? - It's okay, girls. Let go. 1522 01:31:30,591 --> 01:31:31,759 I'll tell you something. 1523 01:31:31,842 --> 01:31:33,718 You listen to me, Mr. Idea man. 1524 01:31:33,801 --> 01:31:35,803 I will go back to the morgue... 1525 01:31:35,887 --> 01:31:37,513 and I will put my life straight 1526 01:31:37,597 --> 01:31:39,307 the life that you ruined. 1527 01:31:39,390 --> 01:31:42,226 Everything that's bad that happened to me... you did. 1528 01:31:42,310 --> 01:31:43,853 I don't want to see you anymore. 1529 01:31:43,936 --> 01:31:46,313 I don't want to hear from you anymore. 1530 01:31:46,396 --> 01:31:48,607 I don't even want to hear rumors about you anymore. 1531 01:31:48,690 --> 01:31:50,358 Here's a good idea 1532 01:31:50,441 --> 01:31:51,859 Why don't you get a ticket on the first space shuttle 1533 01:31:51,942 --> 01:31:52,943 and get out of here. 1534 01:31:53,903 --> 01:31:54,945 Excuse me. 1535 01:32:05,456 --> 01:32:06,624 Hello. 1536 01:32:08,376 --> 01:32:09,502 Hi. 1537 01:32:12,755 --> 01:32:14,465 - How are you? - Okay. 1538 01:32:17,093 --> 01:32:18,719 Well, what have you been doing? 1539 01:32:18,803 --> 01:32:19,929 You mean since jail? 1540 01:32:20,930 --> 01:32:22,098 I'm back to work. 1541 01:32:23,140 --> 01:32:24,850 Yeah, me, too. 1542 01:32:24,934 --> 01:32:26,977 I start a new job tonight. 1543 01:32:27,061 --> 01:32:28,771 Really? What are you doing? 1544 01:32:28,854 --> 01:32:32,149 Uh... I'm doing the same thing I did before. 1545 01:32:32,233 --> 01:32:34,485 I'm just doing it in a different place. 1546 01:32:34,568 --> 01:32:36,779 Paradise found, just off 6th. 1547 01:32:36,862 --> 01:32:38,489 - I've heard of it. - Yeah. 1548 01:32:38,572 --> 01:32:40,448 It's supposed to be real nice, you know. 1549 01:32:42,283 --> 01:32:43,535 So. 1550 01:32:44,743 --> 01:32:46,619 Look, I may not see you again. 1551 01:32:46,703 --> 01:32:47,870 I'm moving on Friday. 1552 01:32:48,579 --> 01:32:50,873 Oh? 1553 01:32:50,957 --> 01:32:52,041 Condo. 1554 01:32:53,459 --> 01:32:54,669 Very good investment. 1555 01:32:58,339 --> 01:33:00,049 Yeah. 1556 01:33:08,057 --> 01:33:10,268 Well, I guess you don't want to be late for your first day. 1557 01:33:12,311 --> 01:33:13,312 No. 1558 01:33:15,606 --> 01:33:16,690 Bye. 1559 01:33:18,066 --> 01:33:19,150 Bye. 1560 01:33:38,586 --> 01:33:41,630 - Where the fuck is 4K? - What? 1561 01:33:41,714 --> 01:33:44,675 Excuse me, I didn't know you was deaf. 1562 01:33:44,759 --> 01:33:47,011 4K! 1563 01:33:47,094 --> 01:33:48,929 I'm 4k. Is that my dinner? 1564 01:33:49,013 --> 01:33:51,348 You do with it what you want. 1565 01:33:51,432 --> 01:33:54,143 It's 5 bucks. I already added in my tip. 1566 01:33:54,894 --> 01:33:55,978 How thoughtful. 1567 01:33:58,898 --> 01:33:59,899 Thank you. 1568 01:34:04,779 --> 01:34:06,405 Excuse me. 1569 01:34:06,489 --> 01:34:08,115 There's mustard on this sandwich. 1570 01:34:08,199 --> 01:34:09,658 So? 1571 01:34:09,742 --> 01:34:11,452 So, it's egg salad. 1572 01:34:11,535 --> 01:34:13,119 Give me the sandwich. 1573 01:34:21,878 --> 01:34:23,129 Happy now? 1574 01:34:26,633 --> 01:34:28,509 I would like a whole new sandwich. 1575 01:34:32,429 --> 01:34:33,972 Listen to me. 1576 01:34:42,898 --> 01:34:44,106 - You listen to me! - Take it easy. 1577 01:34:44,190 --> 01:34:46,108 You listen to me! I'll never again 1578 01:34:46,192 --> 01:34:48,777 eat a sandwich I didn't order. 1579 01:34:48,860 --> 01:34:52,197 I am sick and tired of being afraid. 1580 01:34:52,280 --> 01:34:53,740 Bad jobs, bad sandwiches 1581 01:34:53,824 --> 01:34:54,908 neurotic girlfriends 1582 01:34:54,991 --> 01:34:56,075 no longer for this man. 1583 01:34:56,158 --> 01:34:57,242 Do you understand? 1584 01:34:59,869 --> 01:35:00,953 You! 1585 01:35:02,120 --> 01:35:03,372 Go home! 1586 01:35:06,250 --> 01:35:09,670 And you, go clean off my door. 1587 01:35:35,571 --> 01:35:37,155 Excuse me. 1588 01:35:37,239 --> 01:35:39,031 Do you know that I joined this club one month ago? 1589 01:35:39,115 --> 01:35:40,575 I have not received my membership cards. 1590 01:35:40,658 --> 01:35:41,784 - Where is the manager? - I don't know. 1591 01:35:41,868 --> 01:35:43,202 Could you please call the manager? 1592 01:35:43,286 --> 01:35:44,620 You know what, I'll find him myself. 1593 01:35:44,704 --> 01:35:46,204 Hey, sir. 1594 01:36:02,804 --> 01:36:05,307 Is everything alright, Mr. Tuttle? 1595 01:36:05,390 --> 01:36:07,601 Where's the god damn towel boy? 1596 01:36:07,684 --> 01:36:10,061 I'm not coming out of this pool naked! 1597 01:36:10,145 --> 01:36:11,729 Not with these parrots around here. 1598 01:36:11,812 --> 01:36:13,480 Of course, Mr. Tuttle. 1599 01:36:14,607 --> 01:36:16,399 Yo, towel boy! 1600 01:36:20,987 --> 01:36:23,239 Oh, sorry. 1601 01:36:23,323 --> 01:36:26,034 Hi, Mr. Manetti. Hey, nice threads. Very Miami beach. 1602 01:36:26,117 --> 01:36:28,786 Yeah? Mr. Tuttle would like a towel. 1603 01:36:28,870 --> 01:36:30,078 Alright. Yes, sir. 1604 01:36:30,162 --> 01:36:31,954 Here you go. Hey, Mr. Tuttle. 1605 01:36:32,038 --> 01:36:34,247 How are you doing? How's everything? 1606 01:36:34,331 --> 01:36:37,250 There you are, sir. Got one. 1607 01:36:37,334 --> 01:36:39,294 Maybe you ought to take two, Mr. Tuttle. 1608 01:36:39,377 --> 01:36:40,545 I don't think one will do it. 1609 01:36:41,629 --> 01:36:42,796 The less seen, the better, huh? 1610 01:36:45,633 --> 01:36:48,010 Excuse me, Mr. Tuttle. Ha ha ha. 1611 01:36:48,761 --> 01:36:50,179 BeHnda? 1612 01:36:50,262 --> 01:36:53,724 - Do you know Belinda Keaton? - No, I don't. 1613 01:36:53,807 --> 01:36:55,142 Now, listen, helium head. 1614 01:36:55,225 --> 01:36:56,685 How hard is it to distribute towels? 1615 01:36:56,769 --> 01:36:58,395 Well, it's a skill like anything else. 1616 01:36:58,479 --> 01:37:01,064 These people pay $8,000 a yearjust to join this club. 1617 01:37:01,147 --> 01:37:02,899 They expect some service. 1618 01:37:02,982 --> 01:37:04,108 Stop screwing around, or I'll put your ass out of here. 1619 01:37:04,192 --> 01:37:05,318 - You understand? - Yes, sir. 1620 01:37:05,401 --> 01:37:07,153 - Beat it! - Alright. Jack off. 1621 01:37:07,236 --> 01:37:08,780 - What was that? - Nothing. It wasn't me. 1622 01:37:08,863 --> 01:37:11,407 It was the birds-birds. I guess the birds... birds. 1623 01:37:15,995 --> 01:37:18,289 - What are you doing here? - What are you doing here? 1624 01:37:18,373 --> 01:37:20,458 - I'm looking for Belinda. - Is she working here? 1625 01:37:21,584 --> 01:37:22,668 Excuse me. 1626 01:37:23,418 --> 01:37:25,420 Hey, hey. 1627 01:37:25,504 --> 01:37:27,172 Hey, don't go for thinking I work here, man, 'cause I don't. 1628 01:37:27,255 --> 01:37:29,091 I own this place. I bought it this morning. 1629 01:37:29,174 --> 01:37:30,884 - Hey, straighten that strap. - Drop dead. 1630 01:37:30,968 --> 01:37:32,886 Oh, you're fired, alright? 1631 01:37:32,970 --> 01:37:34,972 Clean out your locker. You're in the archives. You're history. 1632 01:37:35,055 --> 01:37:36,555 Hey, Chuck, don't go up there or get in trouble, man. 1633 01:37:36,639 --> 01:37:38,891 Why? With who? You own the place. 1634 01:37:38,975 --> 01:37:40,351 I know, but I got partners. 1635 01:37:40,434 --> 01:37:43,395 Come on, these guys are tough. Chuck, hey... 1636 01:37:43,478 --> 01:37:45,062 Hey, Chuck, I'm not kidding these guys 1637 01:37:45,145 --> 01:37:47,021 are built like checker cabs, man. 1638 01:37:47,105 --> 01:37:48,564 - Don't-- - Hey! 1639 01:37:48,648 --> 01:37:51,776 - Sorry. Belinda! - Hey, Chuck, don't go in there. 1640 01:37:51,859 --> 01:37:53,778 I'm sorry. 1641 01:37:53,861 --> 01:37:54,988 I'm not letting you get-- 1642 01:37:56,990 --> 01:37:59,283 Sorry. Health department. 1643 01:37:59,367 --> 01:38:01,077 Hey, we're in here! 1644 01:38:01,160 --> 01:38:03,120 What am I going to do? 1645 01:38:03,203 --> 01:38:04,746 Do you want a membership? I get a commission-- 1646 01:38:04,830 --> 01:38:08,166 Will you just stay out of my life? 1647 01:38:08,250 --> 01:38:09,793 Sure. You don't have to tell me three times, pal. 1648 01:38:09,876 --> 01:38:11,420 I'm out, bud. 1649 01:38:16,758 --> 01:38:17,926 ♪ Here comes the night ♪ 1650 01:38:20,554 --> 01:38:23,223 ♪ If I could be in the light of you ♪ 1651 01:38:23,306 --> 01:38:27,310 ♪ I cannot be thinkin' about you ♪ 1652 01:38:27,394 --> 01:38:28,562 ♪ Here comes the rain ♪ 1653 01:38:29,770 --> 01:38:31,313 Alright, can I buy you a drink? 1654 01:38:31,397 --> 01:38:33,816 Uh, no, I-I changed my mind. I don't work here. 1655 01:38:33,899 --> 01:38:35,567 Hey, I'll make it worth your while. 1656 01:38:35,650 --> 01:38:36,776 No, really. I-I don't feel like it. Okay? 1657 01:38:36,860 --> 01:38:38,236 Hey, the party's just starting. 1658 01:38:38,319 --> 01:38:40,195 No. I really don't feel like it. Okay? 1659 01:38:40,279 --> 01:38:42,031 - Come on. - Belinda! 1660 01:38:42,114 --> 01:38:43,322 Am I glad I found you. I've got to talk to you. 1661 01:38:43,406 --> 01:38:44,824 - Hey, I saw her first. - No. 1662 01:38:44,907 --> 01:38:46,325 - Actually, I saw her first. - What is it? 1663 01:38:46,409 --> 01:38:47,869 Remember the argument we had at the morgue? 1664 01:38:47,952 --> 01:38:49,828 - Yeah, and you were right. - I was wrong. 1665 01:38:49,911 --> 01:38:51,663 - Are you done? - No. Now listen. 1666 01:38:51,747 --> 01:38:53,373 You were waiting for me to say something. 1667 01:38:53,457 --> 01:38:54,499 Actually you were waiting for me to say, "I love you." 1668 01:38:54,583 --> 01:38:55,791 But I didn't have the guts then. 1669 01:38:55,875 --> 01:38:58,210 - Hey. - I've got the guts now! 1670 01:38:58,294 --> 01:38:59,420 I love you, too. 1671 01:38:59,503 --> 01:39:01,047 Come on, I'll show you how much. 1672 01:39:01,130 --> 01:39:03,215 Listen, slime, you have exactly three seconds 1673 01:39:03,299 --> 01:39:05,342 to take your hands off this particular woman. 1674 01:39:05,426 --> 01:39:07,218 One... 1675 01:39:07,302 --> 01:39:09,429 - Oh, oh, Chuck? - Hold on, Chuck. 1676 01:39:09,512 --> 01:39:10,764 I'm coming, buddy. 1677 01:39:13,974 --> 01:39:15,434 Where's the manager? 1678 01:39:15,517 --> 01:39:17,561 You guys stay right here! 1679 01:39:17,644 --> 01:39:19,897 Bill, Bill? Are you alright? 1680 01:39:19,980 --> 01:39:21,564 Did you break anything, Bill? 1681 01:39:22,856 --> 01:39:24,107 I caught an updraft. 1682 01:39:26,026 --> 01:39:27,569 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm alright. 1683 01:39:27,652 --> 01:39:28,944 No, don't worry. I'm alright. I'm alright. 1684 01:39:29,028 --> 01:39:30,780 Fortunately, the ground broke my fall. 1685 01:39:30,863 --> 01:39:32,823 Never mind me. Tell her what you were going to tell her. 1686 01:39:32,907 --> 01:39:33,991 Yeah. 1687 01:39:36,368 --> 01:39:37,328 BeHnda? 1688 01:39:42,249 --> 01:39:43,667 You love me? 1689 01:39:43,751 --> 01:39:46,295 Yeah, yeah. I said it. 1690 01:39:52,008 --> 01:39:53,218 I didn't say it. 1691 01:39:57,222 --> 01:39:59,474 Belinda... 1692 01:39:59,557 --> 01:40:00,683 I love you. 1693 01:40:06,439 --> 01:40:07,774 - Can we do that again? - Yes. 1694 01:40:10,401 --> 01:40:11,569 Chill it, guys. My neck... 1695 01:40:11,653 --> 01:40:12,861 you got my neck a little bit. 1696 01:40:14,737 --> 01:40:16,739 - I'm sorry. - I'm real happy for you. 1697 01:40:16,823 --> 01:40:19,367 Okay, pisshead, you're fired! 1698 01:40:20,951 --> 01:40:22,869 You know that suits him just fine. 1699 01:40:22,953 --> 01:40:25,831 He's no towel boy. He's an idea man! 1700 01:40:25,914 --> 01:40:29,000 He couldn't find his asshole with a funnel. 1701 01:40:29,084 --> 01:40:32,546 Chuck, never mind. The guy is right. 1702 01:40:32,629 --> 01:40:33,921 - He's wrong. - He's right. 1703 01:40:34,004 --> 01:40:36,340 I've never done one thing... 1704 01:40:36,423 --> 01:40:39,343 lever said I was going to do. 1705 01:40:39,426 --> 01:40:42,638 That is not true. Remember the first time I met you. 1706 01:40:42,721 --> 01:40:44,431 You said, "Alright, I'm gonna make a man out of you." 1707 01:40:44,515 --> 01:40:46,267 Do you think I could have done all this without you? 1708 01:40:47,351 --> 01:40:48,352 Done all what? 1709 01:40:59,655 --> 01:41:01,824 First of all, you can't talk to my very good friend 1710 01:41:01,907 --> 01:41:03,534 and the woman that I love like that. 1711 01:41:04,869 --> 01:41:06,245 Now, look. 1712 01:41:06,328 --> 01:41:10,416 I know that you're a very powerful man. 1713 01:41:10,499 --> 01:41:12,251 I know that you could break my back 1714 01:41:12,334 --> 01:41:14,670 like a little toothpick. 1715 01:41:14,753 --> 01:41:17,173 There's only one question I've got to ask. 1716 01:41:18,841 --> 01:41:20,801 Is that a gun under your jacket? 1717 01:41:23,137 --> 01:41:24,180 Fine. 1718 01:41:32,478 --> 01:41:33,646 Raid. 1719 01:41:33,730 --> 01:41:35,064 Vice squad. It's a raid. 1720 01:41:36,440 --> 01:41:37,816 Vice squad. Vice squad. 1721 01:41:42,738 --> 01:41:44,322 - Ya-a-ay. - Oh-o-oh. 1722 01:41:50,576 --> 01:41:51,994 Put some clothes on, idiot! 1723 01:41:52,077 --> 01:41:53,495 Hey, don't touch the car, punk! 1724 01:41:53,579 --> 01:41:58,083 Wait, they're not coming. We made it! 1725 01:41:58,167 --> 01:42:00,002 And you did it! 1726 01:42:00,085 --> 01:42:01,212 You were great! 1727 01:42:01,295 --> 01:42:02,463 You were kissing! 1728 01:42:03,339 --> 01:42:04,340 I'm cold. 1729 01:42:04,423 --> 01:42:06,133 You were fabulous! 1730 01:42:06,217 --> 01:42:07,801 - There you go. - Ooh, hey, thanks. 1731 01:42:07,885 --> 01:42:09,511 Hey, Chuck. Here you go. 1732 01:42:09,595 --> 01:42:11,972 Microwave clothing. Listen to this. 1733 01:42:12,056 --> 01:42:13,432 That way you can stay warm 1734 01:42:13,515 --> 01:42:14,767 and bake a potato in your pants. 1735 01:42:14,850 --> 01:42:16,185 I guess you can do better than that. 1736 01:42:18,854 --> 01:42:20,397 I could kill for a baked potato. 1737 01:42:20,481 --> 01:42:22,107 - Let's eat! - Yeah. 1738 01:42:22,191 --> 01:42:27,947 ♪ And I never thought I'd feel this way ♪ 1739 01:42:28,030 --> 01:42:30,908 ♪ And as far as I'm concerned ♪ 1740 01:42:30,991 --> 01:42:34,453 ♪ I'm glad I've got a chance to say ♪ 1741 01:42:36,037 --> 01:42:39,958 ♪ That I do believe I love you ♪ 1742 01:42:40,041 --> 01:42:44,963 ♪ And if I I should ever go away ♪ 1743 01:42:46,255 --> 01:42:48,298 ♪ Well then close your eyes ♪ 1744 01:42:48,382 --> 01:42:54,388 ♪ And try to feel the way we do today ♪ 1745 01:42:54,471 --> 01:42:58,517 ♪ And then if you can remember ♪ 1746 01:42:58,600 --> 01:43:00,519 ♪ Keep smilin' ♪ ♪ Smilin' ♪ 1747 01:43:00,602 --> 01:43:03,187 ♪ Keep shinin' ♪ ♪ Shinin' ♪ 1748 01:43:03,271 --> 01:43:07,400 ♪ Knowin' you can always count on me ♪ 1749 01:43:08,776 --> 01:43:09,944 ♪ For sure ♪ 1750 01:43:11,487 --> 01:43:14,991 ♪ That's what friends are for ♪ 1751 01:43:15,074 --> 01:43:17,159 ♪ For the good times ♪ ♪ Good times ♪ 1752 01:43:17,243 --> 01:43:19,662 ♪ And the bad times ♪ ♪ Bad times ♪ 1753 01:43:19,745 --> 01:43:24,667 ♪ I'll be on your side for ever more ♪ 1754 01:43:28,212 --> 01:43:32,425 ♪ That's what friends are for yeah ♪ 1755 01:43:48,524 --> 01:43:54,780 ♪ And now, though you heard it all before ♪ 1756 01:43:54,864 --> 01:43:58,159 ♪ Well I'll tell you one more time ♪ 1757 01:43:58,242 --> 01:44:01,579 ♪ So I can be completely sure ♪ 1758 01:44:03,163 --> 01:44:07,292 ♪ So you know how much I love you ♪ 1759 01:44:07,375 --> 01:44:11,963 ♪ And if I should ever go away ♪ 1760 01:44:13,631 --> 01:44:15,467 ♪ Well then close your eyes ♪ 1761 01:44:15,550 --> 01:44:20,555 ♪ And try to feel the way we do this day ♪ 1762 01:44:21,806 --> 01:44:25,977 ♪ And then if you can remember ♪ 1763 01:44:26,061 --> 01:44:28,021 ♪ Keep smilin' ♪ ♪ Smilin' ♪ 1764 01:44:28,104 --> 01:44:30,565 ♪ Keep shinin' ♪ ♪ Shinin' ♪ 1765 01:44:30,648 --> 01:44:34,652 ♪ Knowin' you can always count on me ♪ 1766 01:44:36,154 --> 01:44:37,364 ♪ For sure ♪ 1767 01:44:38,990 --> 01:44:42,577 ♪ That's what friends are for ♪ 1768 01:44:42,660 --> 01:44:44,454 ♪ For the good times ♪ ♪ Good times ♪ 1769 01:44:44,537 --> 01:44:47,040 ♪ And the bad times ♪ ♪ Bad times ♪ 1770 01:44:47,123 --> 01:44:51,878 ♪ I'll be on your side forever more ♪ 1771 01:44:55,340 --> 01:44:58,593 ♪ That's what friends are for ♪ 128179