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GIGI: A girl will never forget
the first boy she likes.
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Even if things don't quite work out.
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Why did you do that?
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Because you smell like dog poo.
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You're so stupid, just like dog poo.
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You're made out of poo!
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GIGI: But usually someone is there
to offer words of wisdom.
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Made...
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...of...
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...dog...
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...poo.
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Honey...
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...do you know why that little boy
did those things and said those things?
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It's because he likes you.
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GIGI:
And there it is.
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That's the beginning of our problem.
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That little boy is doing those terrible things
because he's got a crush on you.
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GIGI:
Do you know what this means?
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We're all encouraged...
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...no, programmed...
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...to believe that if a guy
acts like a total jerk...
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...that means he likes you.
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Here's the problem:
He likes you too much.
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You're too pretty and too awesome.
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- Yes.
- He can't handle it.
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That Phi Delt so obviously liked you.
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I'm sure he just lost your number.
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He's not asking you out because he's
intimidated by your professional success.
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[SPEAKING IN JAPANESE]
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Trust me. It's because he's just
getting out of a serious relationship.
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Trust me. It's because he's never had
a serious relationship.
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[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
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GIGI:
Why do we say this stuff to each other?
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Is it possible that it's because
we're too scared...
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...and it's too hard to say
the one obvious truth...
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...that's staring everyone in the face?
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[CHATTERING]
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So Janine says
you're a real-estate agent.
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Yeah, but I'm not
one of those cheesy ones...
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...that puts my headshots on bus benches
and grocery carts.
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So just, like, Frisbees and notepads?
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Basically.
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- It's much classier.
- My thoughts exactly.
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[GIGI LAUGHING]
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Wonder why Janine never thought
to introduce us before.
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I don't know. I don't know.
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- Hey, guys. Want another round?
- You want one more?
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Only if you do. I mean,
if you need to get going, I totally...
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Uh...
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Okay, well...
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Sure. One more. Ketel and soda?
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And a beer, please.
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WAITRESS:
Be right back.
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GIGI: Well, Conor, I had a really nice time.
- It was really nice meeting you.
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- Bye.
- See you.
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Hey, it's me.
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He's cute, and I think it went well.
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And I think he might be leaving me
a message at home as we speak.
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Hey, it's me. Just wanted to let you know
I was thinking about you.
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Oh, that's very sweet of you,
Conor. Thanks.
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Listen, I was wondering if you
wanted to grab a late bite.
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Tonight? I...
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No, I was supposed to meet friends
but I'm burnt out. Don't be mad at me.
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No, of course, I'm not mad.
Well, I'll be up for a while.
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- Do you wanna go ahead of me?
- I'll be up.
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- Oh, can you hold on?
- Okay.
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No, that's fine.
You just have one thing, so...
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No, technically I have six...
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...and I'm mulling over a gum purchase,
so I think you should go.
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Okay.
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Let me call you right back.
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All right. Okay.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Just that and that, please.
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Thank you.
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Oh, my word.
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Seriously? That's not possible.
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I just deposited cash three days ago,
so it's just not possible.
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Oh, it's not that.
Let me check something.
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Congratulations, you won.
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What?
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Our Funky Fall promotion.
You're our 1000th customer this month.
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What?
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Are you kidding me?
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I don't do kidding.
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Oh, my God.
I can't believe this, it's so exciting.
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Oh, my God.
I never won anything before.
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This is the most exciting thing
that ever happened to me. Is that sad?
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Yea... No. I don't think so.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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Thank you! Come here.
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Wow.
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MAN [ON TV]: As the Terps move
to mid-ice, trying to...
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- How was the date?
- It was fine. Whatever.
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- Why are you here?
- My cable's out.
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Come on, Spiewak,
it's not the Ice Capades.
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You didn't hear the phone ring
by any chance, did you?
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- No, I didn't.
- Shit.
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Anna gave me the old,
"I'll call you right back."
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Oh, shit, yeah? Well, how long ago?
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That was 22 minutes ago.
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Do I call back?
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Should you call back? No, absolutely not.
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I'm gonna call back
and say I'm going to bed.
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What? No. It's 9:30. You're gonna...?
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No, it's a great idea.
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I'll call and say, "In case you were
gonna call me back, don't...
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...because I'll be sleeping."
A genius idea.
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ALEX:
Okay, no, that's brilliant.
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When you wake up you can say, "I'm awake
now, I'm available to take your call."
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Oh, gosh. A second.
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- Sorry about that.
- It's all right.
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I was...
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Wait, what was I saying again?
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You don't wanna be like your mother,
wake up one morning...
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...and realize
you never pursued your dreams.
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Is that what I was saying?
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- You want some gum?
- No, thank you.
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God, that's kind of heavy
for a grocery chat.
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- No, that's okay.
- Isn't it?
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- Sorry.
- I actually might be able to help.
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Yeah, I know a guy at my office
who deals exclusively with music clients.
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- Are you kidding?
- Uh-uh.
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Oh, my God.
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- Are you my savior or something?
- No.
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- Can you hold this for a second?
- Yeah.
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Oh, this is so unexpected.
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Okay...
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I don't...
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I'm married.
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I don't do this.
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You don't do what?
You don't help struggling singers?
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Not hot yoga-instructing singers...
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...who are incredibly charming.
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ANNA:
Hm.
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Well, you could...
You could give me your card.
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That's legit, right? Is that allowed?
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I could do that.
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- Yeah.
- That'd be okay, right?
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Yeah.
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Great, thank you so much.
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Course. Do you need help to your car?
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- Where'd you park?
- No, I'm fine. It's okay.
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- It was very nice to meet you.
- Yeah.
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Okay.
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Who was that?
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- Oh, that was a prospective client.
- Oh.
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Okay.
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I can talk to a woman.
It doesn't have to be like that.
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No. Absolutely not.
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- Just drive.
- Relax.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- How you doing?
- Good.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah. I just got off the phone.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah, with my little sister.
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- How's she doing?
- She's getting married.
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Really?
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BETH:
Yeah.
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NEIL:
Great.
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You really think that's great?
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Yeah.
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Devon seems like...
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...a great guy.
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Well, so you think it's great
that they're getting married...
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...but you don't ever feel like
we're going against nature, or something...
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...by not getting married?
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No.
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Going against nature
is like the cat who suckled that monkey.
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You and I are just two people
who happen not to be married.
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Let me tell you something. People
who get married are not to be trusted.
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You are so weird.
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They're not. You know why?
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Because if you are so legitimately happy,
honestly...
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...you wouldn't feel the need
to make a big show out of it.
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You wouldn't have to broadcast it.
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They do it because they're insecure...
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...and they think getting married's
what they're supposed to be doing.
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So they're lying to themselves
and to other people.
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Seriously.
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Think about you and your friends.
Okay?
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These women you have
great relationships with...
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...you're close to them,
some of them you've known for years.
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But you don't feel the need...
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...to write a $45 check to the state
of Maryland for a friendship certificate.
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- Yeah. No, I get that.
- Right?
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Why should it be any different,
you know, with me and you?
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We're very happy, I love you,
I'm committed to you...
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...we have a great life, you know?
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Yes, you're right.
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Why can't we just be happy?
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You're right.
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- I'm gonna get you some more tea.
- Okay.
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[KIDS SHOUTING]
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RECORDING [ON PHONE]:
Please enter your pass...
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You have no messages.
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Main menu. To send a message...
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[GROANS]
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Okay, so clearly he hasn't called.
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Maybe he's away on business.
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He sells real estate. In Baltimore.
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- Staying in town is his business.
- Right.
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Well, look, let me tell you.
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After I went out with Ben for the first
time, he didn't call me for 11 days.
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Eleven days. And now
he's the world's best husband.
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That happens all the time.
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- Really?
- Really.
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JANINE:
You want coffee?
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- I got you 2 percent.
- Thanks.
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This is all your fault.
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What? Why?
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You set us up.
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No. You asked me if I know any guys,
and I gave Conor your phone number.
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That's not a setup.
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When I do a setup,
I weigh the pros and cons.
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I do my due diligence.
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All I know about Conor
is that he sold us this house.
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Seriously, stop.
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He said he always hangs out after work
at the City Supper Club.
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Maybe I should do a little drive-by?
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Please don't.
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He'll call.
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AMBER:
Okay, I have a question:
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Why'd they even invent caller ID?
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It's, like, who is this service helping?
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I mean, for centuries...
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Okay, well maybe not centuries,
but for, like, a lot and lot of years...
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...people have been answering their phone,
not knowing who it is...
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...and as far as I can tell,
no one's died from that.
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And it's like if the police wanna know
who placed a call, they could trace it.
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I mean, what am I, the police?
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This constant obsession with needing
to know who's calling all the time...
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...it's, like, so gross.
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Like, you pick up the phone,
you find out who it is, then you know.
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It's, like...
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Look, all I'm saying...
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...if a guy doesn't call me,
I would like to reserve the right...
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...to call him at 15-minute intervals
until he picks up.
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But if he looks down
and sees my numbers...
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...he's gonna think
I'm some kind of psycho or something.
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Which I'm not.
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Obviously.
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[SHOWER RUNNING]
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[HUMAN LEAGUE'S "DON'T YOU
WANT ME" PLAYS ON PHONE]
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Hello?
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Mom.
248
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I gotta call you back.
249
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,582
INSTRUCTOR:
Inhale. Upward-facing dog.
250
00:13:54,750 --> 00:14:00,046
Look up towards the ceiling.
251
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:02,966
GIGI: He ordered more drinks for us
when the waitress came.
252
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:05,093
He remembered exactly what I wanted.
253
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:07,762
He initiated the hug.
He said it was nice meeting me.
254
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:11,933
So wait. This was at the end of the date
or the beginning of the date?
255
00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:14,435
End. Why, does it matter?
256
00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:17,939
Yeah. "Nice meeting you" at the beginning
of the date, that's normal.
257
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:20,358
"Nice meeting you"
at the end of the date...
258
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:22,443
It could be a blowoff.
259
00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:24,445
Maybe it was at the beginning.
260
00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:27,699
Okay. That's fine. He's gonna call.
261
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,284
Or maybe it was at the end.
262
00:14:29,451 --> 00:14:31,536
Or maybe it was just nice to meet me.
263
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,204
BETH:
Help.
264
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:35,623
Hi. This is torture.
265
00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:38,751
How am I supposed to come up
with something pithy and dynamic...
266
00:14:38,919 --> 00:14:40,378
...to say about cinnamon blends?
267
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,005
It's hard to focus on nutmeg...
268
00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:44,632
...when the guy who might be
the guy of my dreams...
269
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:47,093
...refuses to call me.
270
00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:49,846
After my first date with Neil...
271
00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:51,055
...I called him.
272
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:54,017
There are no rules anymore.
273
00:14:54,184 --> 00:14:57,812
And, I mean, why should you
have to wait for him to get off his ass?
274
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:05,403
- It's ringing.
- That's pretty standard.
275
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,447
- Hey, you've reached Conor.
- Yes! Voicemail.
276
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:10,450
- Leave a message, I'll get back to you.
- Notes.
277
00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:12,452
"Hey, Conor, it's Gigi.
278
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,579
I just thought, I hadn't heard from you...
279
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:20,001
...and how stupid is it that a gal has
to wait for a guy's call anyway, right?"
280
00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:24,130
[MOUTHING]
What does that say? What's that say?
281
00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:27,300
Because we're all equal, right?
282
00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:29,344
More than equal.
283
00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:32,347
More women are accepted
into law school now than men.
284
00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:34,933
And, I mean, I don't know
if you saw that Dateline...
285
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,769
...but women practically
have penises now, right? So...
286
00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:39,896
Call me.
287
00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:42,523
Oh, this is Gigi. Call me.
288
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:48,863
Don't worry, he's totally gonna call.
289
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,115
[SIGHS]
290
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:07,882
What?
291
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:11,386
How can there not be a dial tone?
How can there not be a dial tone?
292
00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:13,972
No dial tone. Come here, dial tone.
293
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:15,390
WOMAN [ON PHONE]:
Gigi, are you there?
294
00:16:15,557 --> 00:16:16,891
Hello, Gigi?
295
00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:18,518
- Mom, is that you?
- Yes.
296
00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:22,355
- I can't talk now, I'll call you back.
- Wait, I need you to...
297
00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:24,691
[DIAL TONE]
298
00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:31,572
Hi, it's Janine. Leave a message.
299
00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:33,157
Hi, Janine, it's me.
300
00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:34,450
Conor never called...
301
00:16:34,618 --> 00:16:39,372
...so I'm on the precipice of staging
a casual run-in at the City Supper Club.
302
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,416
Pick up if you wanna stop me.
303
00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:46,504
All right, I'm interpreting your silence
as tacit compliance. Bye.
304
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:52,385
BARTENDER: What's up, girl?
- Hey.
305
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,721
- How are you?
- Good.
306
00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:01,853
Knock, knock.
307
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,396
Hey.
308
00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:05,773
So...
309
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:09,110
...here we are. Same shift again.
310
00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:13,531
I know. I make the schedule. Remember?
311
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:17,118
Well, I figured it was no coincidence.
312
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,124
I had...
313
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:25,418
...a good time the other night.
314
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,086
Yeah.
315
00:17:27,254 --> 00:17:29,797
It's amazing where 10 shots
of Patrón will get you.
316
00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:31,507
[LAUGHS]
317
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:35,595
So I was thinking...
318
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,848
...after work we could...
319
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:40,933
You know...
320
00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:47,648
Look, Kelli Ann, what happened
between us the other night was fun.
321
00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:48,983
It was definitely fun.
322
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:52,028
But we're way understaffed tonight.
I even have to man the bar.
323
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:55,239
So that's why I scheduled you.
324
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:57,283
To work.
325
00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:59,077
So...
326
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:03,164
Are we good?
327
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,667
- Nope, we're good.
- Okay.
328
00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:08,044
Hey, oh, Kelli Ann.
329
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:10,630
Hey, babe, could you get the door?
Thanks.
330
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:17,762
[UPTEMPO MUSIC PLAYING]
331
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,976
KELLI ANN:
Hi. Are you joining us for dinner, or?
332
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:25,478
I'm meeting someone. A guy.
333
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,105
KELLI ANN: Why?
- Hm?
334
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:29,148
Nothing. Sorry. For dinner?
335
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:31,943
I'll wait at the bar.
336
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:35,029
That's a great idea.
337
00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:44,789
What can I get you?
338
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,374
Oh, no, I'm meeting someone.
339
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:49,210
Oh yeah? What, you got a hot date?
340
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:51,963
I don't know if you'd call it "hot."
341
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,382
This guy Conor and I
have only been out one time...
342
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:56,175
Wait, wait, wait. Conor Barry?
343
00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:57,635
Yeah.
344
00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,804
Conor's not coming in tonight.
Thanks a lot.
345
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:02,557
Did he forget he was
supposed to meet you here?
346
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:06,561
Oh, see, when I said "meeting someone,"
I guess it was kind of a broad term.
347
00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:08,771
A wide interpretation
of the word "meeting."
348
00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:11,023
Right. You know what? I'll call him.
349
00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:14,360
Oh, no. I mean, just totally unnecessary.
350
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:17,822
Okay.
351
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,782
I just was actually in the area...
352
00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:23,244
...and so I just figured I'd swing by
and see if he was around.
353
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:27,707
Because I had to return his pen.
354
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:29,959
Had to return this pen. He left this.
355
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:35,089
And I just thought I should really return it
before he, you know, freaks out.
356
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,717
Yeah. Okay, I'll get it to him.
357
00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:39,719
Thanks.
358
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:45,558
"Wilson Ward, DDS,
Adult, Child and Geriatric Dentistry."
359
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:49,979
Look, I'm not going to judge what may
or may not be important to someone.
360
00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:52,690
Yeah. That's not even
his dentist, though.
361
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,609
Oh, really. Who is?
362
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:57,069
My dad.
363
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,285
Oh.
364
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:10,833
I'm Gigi. I went out
with Conor last week.
365
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:13,419
And I just...
366
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:18,007
I thought if I just ran into him...
367
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,969
I don't know. I'm gonna go.
368
00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:23,763
Wait.
369
00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:24,972
Wait, just...
370
00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:27,225
Hang out for a second.
Let me buy you a drink.
371
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:30,978
One drink. Okay?
372
00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:35,066
Give me two seconds, I'll be right back.
373
00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:40,821
ALEX: Look, you seem like a cool girl,
so I'm just gonna be honest with you.
374
00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:43,282
Conor's never gonna call you.
375
00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:46,035
Oh, really. How do you know?
376
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:48,746
Because I'm a guy,
and it's just how we do it.
377
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:50,373
He said it was nice meeting me.
378
00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:53,084
I don't care if he said
you were his favorite female...
379
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,586
...since his mommy
and Joanie Cunningham.
380
00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:58,923
Over a week went by, okay, Gigi?
And he didn't call you.
381
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,717
But maybe he did call
and I didn't get the message.
382
00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:03,302
Or maybe he lost my number...
383
00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:07,515
...or he's out of town,
or got hit by a cab, or his grandma died.
384
00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:10,685
Or he didn't call because
he has no interest in seeing you again.
385
00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:16,274
Yeah. But my friend Terri once went
out with a guy who never called.
386
00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:18,025
She totally wrote him off.
387
00:21:18,193 --> 00:21:19,860
- Over a year goes by.
- Right.
388
00:21:20,028 --> 00:21:21,696
She ran into him,
and it ended up that...
389
00:21:21,863 --> 00:21:24,532
Your friend Terri's an idiot.
She's also the exception...
390
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,701
...by the way.
The rare exception.
391
00:21:26,868 --> 00:21:29,745
Okay. Okay.
But what if I'm the exception?
392
00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:32,707
No, you're not. You're not at all.
In fact, you're the rule.
393
00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:37,253
And the rule is this: If a guy doesn't
call you, he doesn't wanna call you.
394
00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:39,046
- Really?
- Yeah.
395
00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:41,048
- Always?
- Yeah, always.
396
00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:45,219
Look, I know what blowing off
a woman looks like, okay?
397
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:47,888
I do it early, I do it often.
398
00:21:48,056 --> 00:21:52,518
So trust me when I say if a guy
is treating you like he doesn't give a shit...
399
00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:55,187
...he genuinely doesn't give a shit.
400
00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:57,231
No exceptions.
401
00:22:07,409 --> 00:22:09,118
Thank you.
402
00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:12,413
Given me a lot to think about.
403
00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:20,755
GIGI: Morning, morning.
MAN: Excuse me.
404
00:22:20,922 --> 00:22:22,089
- Hi.
- Hi.
405
00:22:22,257 --> 00:22:23,549
Everything okay?
406
00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:24,842
Oh, I was up all night.
407
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:27,053
Please say you were working
on the nutmeg copy.
408
00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:30,348
Sure. It's basically done.
I have to tell you something important.
409
00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:32,391
JANINE:
Sweetie? What's going on with your hair?
410
00:22:32,559 --> 00:22:35,895
Yeah, come here before people
see you have a mini muffin in your hair.
411
00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:37,730
Okay.
412
00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:39,231
So...
413
00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:44,570
Thank you. I think I figured it out.
414
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,865
Remember that notary public
who cheated on me?
415
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:51,327
Then Anastasia told me her boyfriend
cheated on her at the beginning...
416
00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:54,622
...but then he changed and now
they're married and crazy in love?
417
00:22:55,248 --> 00:22:57,625
- I thought that guy was a process server.
- No, notary.
418
00:22:57,793 --> 00:23:00,753
Anyway, my point is,
Anastasia's the exception, not the rule.
419
00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:02,880
We have to stop listening
to these stories.
420
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:06,133
The rule is that guys who cheat on you
don't care about you much.
421
00:23:06,968 --> 00:23:10,513
- Okay.
- Okay, so Exhibit A:
422
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:13,474
Chad, the drummer who lived
in a storage space.
423
00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:17,478
He only used me for rides, and yet
I continued to stalk him for most of 1998.
424
00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:20,189
And then... Oh, there was Don...
425
00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:23,943
...who broke up with me every Friday
so that he could have his weekends free.
426
00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:25,986
I was delusional about that relationship.
427
00:23:26,154 --> 00:23:28,656
I'd refer to him as my husband
to my dental hygienist.
428
00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:31,117
And all of my friends
used to tell me stories...
429
00:23:31,284 --> 00:23:33,911
...about how things might work out
with these dipshits...
430
00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:36,872
...because they knew someone
who dated a dipshit like mine...
431
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:38,999
...and that girl ended up getting married.
432
00:23:39,167 --> 00:23:42,253
But that's the exception.
We're not the exception, we're the rule.
433
00:23:47,801 --> 00:23:51,053
Okay, let me just see if I understand.
434
00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:52,930
So what you're saying is...
435
00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:56,392
...if I hear a story about a girl
who's been with a guy for 13 years...
436
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:59,103
...and he finally married her,
that's the exception.
437
00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:00,896
Yes.
438
00:24:01,064 --> 00:24:03,941
But the rule are guys like Neil...
439
00:24:04,734 --> 00:24:08,028
...who are with girls like me...
440
00:24:08,196 --> 00:24:10,739
...for seven years and aren't married...
441
00:24:10,907 --> 00:24:12,491
...they're never getting married.
442
00:24:12,909 --> 00:24:14,326
- No.
- No.
443
00:24:14,494 --> 00:24:16,036
- No, no, no. No, no, no.
- No.
444
00:24:16,204 --> 00:24:20,040
- It's not what she meant in that...
- No, it's got nothing to do with you.
445
00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:22,376
I absolutely was not talking about you.
446
00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:26,464
- These are specific relationship situations.
- I was talking about myself specifically.
447
00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:29,216
GIGI:
Just me specifically, you know?
448
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:36,348
This guy is, like, impossible
not to like, you know?
449
00:24:36,516 --> 00:24:39,768
He's flirting with me pretty heavily
outside of the Handy Mart...
450
00:24:39,936 --> 00:24:44,064
...and, you know, everything just kind
of lines up, it's really magical.
451
00:24:44,232 --> 00:24:46,233
And then he tells me that he's married.
452
00:24:46,401 --> 00:24:48,819
Which, of course,
I should be pissed about, right?
453
00:24:48,987 --> 00:24:52,031
But I just can't stop thinking about him.
454
00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:53,407
But he's married.
455
00:24:53,575 --> 00:24:56,994
I know, I realize that.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
456
00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:58,412
What's wrong with me?
457
00:24:59,956 --> 00:25:01,457
Okay.
458
00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:04,418
I know this guy,
he works in my dad's printing business.
459
00:25:04,586 --> 00:25:09,173
And he was married for 15 years
to a nice lady.
460
00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:14,053
And one night he meets this woman
at some church event.
461
00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:18,557
And he tells my dad that he's never
felt anything like it before.
462
00:25:19,226 --> 00:25:22,102
That he had finally met the one.
463
00:25:22,270 --> 00:25:24,021
So he divorced his wife...
464
00:25:24,189 --> 00:25:27,441
...and he's been with this other woman
for 22 years...
465
00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:29,944
...and they're insanely happy.
466
00:25:30,111 --> 00:25:32,696
I mean, what if you meet
the love of your life...
467
00:25:32,864 --> 00:25:34,949
...but you already married someone else?
468
00:25:35,116 --> 00:25:37,284
Are you supposed to
let them pass you by?
469
00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:43,040
You're right. Okay.
470
00:25:43,750 --> 00:25:44,875
I'm gonna call him.
471
00:25:45,669 --> 00:25:47,211
Okay.
472
00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:05,062
BEN: Hello?
- Hey, Ben. This is Anna Marks.
473
00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:07,648
Hey, Anna. What's up?
474
00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:10,901
Nothing, I was just...
I was taking you up on your offer.
475
00:26:11,069 --> 00:26:15,489
I know you said you had a couple
of contacts you thought could help me.
476
00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:20,953
And I thought maybe we could talk
about it over coffee or something like that.
477
00:26:24,124 --> 00:26:26,375
Look, I just...
478
00:26:28,211 --> 00:26:30,170
I can't, Anna.
479
00:26:31,339 --> 00:26:33,841
You seemed great. I just... I don't know.
480
00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:36,010
I should probably go.
481
00:26:36,177 --> 00:26:37,845
Take care, though. Bye.
482
00:26:45,729 --> 00:26:46,854
- Hey.
- Hey.
483
00:26:47,022 --> 00:26:48,439
- I'm psyched you called.
- Cool.
484
00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:51,025
Kind of given up on you
when you didn't call me back.
485
00:26:51,192 --> 00:26:52,860
I was just thinking about you.
486
00:26:53,028 --> 00:26:54,862
- Want a glass of wine?
- Sure.
487
00:26:55,030 --> 00:26:56,864
Okay, what were the categories again?
488
00:26:57,032 --> 00:26:58,866
Four categories:
489
00:26:59,034 --> 00:27:02,578
Smart, sexy, funny and cute.
490
00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:04,913
But you can only be two things.
491
00:27:05,081 --> 00:27:09,418
Like Sarah Jessica Parker
would be funny and sexy.
492
00:27:09,586 --> 00:27:11,545
Bill Clinton would be smart and sexy.
493
00:27:11,713 --> 00:27:13,547
I can't believe you're hot for Clinton.
494
00:27:13,715 --> 00:27:15,257
Go. What am I?
495
00:27:15,425 --> 00:27:16,592
Wait, what was I again?
496
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,594
You're smart and cute.
497
00:27:18,762 --> 00:27:21,805
Okay, you are sexy, very sexy.
498
00:27:21,973 --> 00:27:23,515
And cute.
499
00:27:24,434 --> 00:27:26,185
No, you can't...
500
00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:28,479
Sexy and cute
are both in the looks column.
501
00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:30,397
Nobody wants to be all in one column.
502
00:27:30,565 --> 00:27:34,568
I sound like a jackass if I say you're all four,
which obviously you are.
503
00:27:34,736 --> 00:27:36,904
Especially sexy.
504
00:27:37,072 --> 00:27:38,906
ANNA:
You're the best.
505
00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:45,663
I better go.
506
00:27:46,039 --> 00:27:50,042
Okay, well, you know
you could stay here if you want.
507
00:27:50,627 --> 00:27:52,461
What? It's been a while.
508
00:27:52,629 --> 00:27:54,380
No, I can't.
509
00:27:54,547 --> 00:27:56,965
I can't stay, I'm totally...
510
00:27:57,133 --> 00:27:58,759
I'm totally, totally fried.
511
00:27:58,927 --> 00:28:00,094
Is that okay?
512
00:28:00,261 --> 00:28:01,720
Yeah.
513
00:28:06,267 --> 00:28:07,851
I'll see you later.
514
00:28:08,019 --> 00:28:09,436
Bye.
515
00:28:15,068 --> 00:28:17,152
[HAMMERING]
516
00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:21,407
NEIL:
Hey.
517
00:28:21,991 --> 00:28:23,534
That look straight to you?
518
00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:25,911
Why are you hanging that?
519
00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:29,957
Because you asked me to
about three weeks ago.
520
00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:32,292
I'm getting around to it.
521
00:28:32,460 --> 00:28:34,503
Why? You don't want it here?
522
00:28:34,671 --> 00:28:36,380
No, I love it there. But just stop.
523
00:28:37,006 --> 00:28:39,007
Why? Is it the painting?
524
00:28:39,175 --> 00:28:44,138
You know, I know, it looks
kind of like a deflated boob here.
525
00:28:44,305 --> 00:28:45,639
Right? I know.
526
00:28:45,807 --> 00:28:48,267
It's gonna be depressing.
Should I take it down?
527
00:28:49,477 --> 00:28:52,312
No, I want you
to stop doing anything nice.
528
00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:56,483
This feels like a trick.
529
00:28:56,651 --> 00:28:58,110
- No.
- No?
530
00:28:58,278 --> 00:29:02,281
No, I just... I just need you
to stop being nice to me...
531
00:29:02,449 --> 00:29:04,450
...unless you're gonna marry me after.
532
00:29:04,617 --> 00:29:05,993
[CHUCKLES]
533
00:29:06,161 --> 00:29:08,162
Is that funny?
534
00:29:08,329 --> 00:29:09,788
Do you think that's funny?
535
00:29:11,332 --> 00:29:13,333
No, I guess it's not funny.
536
00:29:13,501 --> 00:29:15,419
See, you can't keep being nice to me...
537
00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:19,298
...and I can't keep pretending
that this is something that it's not.
538
00:29:19,674 --> 00:29:22,760
We've been together
for over seven years.
539
00:29:22,927 --> 00:29:24,470
You know me, you know who I am.
540
00:29:24,637 --> 00:29:27,473
You either wanna marry me
or you don't.
541
00:29:29,976 --> 00:29:32,352
Or there's the possibility...
542
00:29:32,562 --> 00:29:35,856
...that I mean it when I say
I don't believe in marriage...
543
00:29:36,024 --> 00:29:38,692
Bullshit.
544
00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:41,195
Come on, it's bullshit for every woman...
545
00:29:41,362 --> 00:29:44,948
...that has been told by some man
that he doesn't believe in marriage...
546
00:29:45,116 --> 00:29:50,579
...and then six months later he's married
to some 24-year-old that he met at a gym.
547
00:29:50,747 --> 00:29:52,664
It's just... It's bullshit.
548
00:29:52,832 --> 00:29:54,291
Where is this coming from?
549
00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:57,503
From the place I've been hiding
from you for about five years.
550
00:29:57,670 --> 00:29:58,712
Okay.
551
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:01,465
Five years, because I haven't wanted
to seem demanding.
552
00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:06,220
And I haven't wanted
to seem clingy or psycho.
553
00:30:06,971 --> 00:30:08,555
Or whatever.
554
00:30:08,723 --> 00:30:10,849
So I haven't asked you.
555
00:30:12,143 --> 00:30:13,894
But I...
556
00:30:16,022 --> 00:30:17,815
I have to.
557
00:30:19,275 --> 00:30:21,109
I mean...
558
00:30:23,738 --> 00:30:26,573
...are you ever gonna marry me?
559
00:30:44,801 --> 00:30:47,261
Oh, I can't do this anymore.
560
00:31:05,071 --> 00:31:07,239
ANGELA: I used to think that I had
never been dumped.
561
00:31:07,407 --> 00:31:09,408
Yeah, then we started comparing notes.
562
00:31:09,576 --> 00:31:13,620
Then we realized we've both been dumped
by every man we've ever been with.
563
00:31:13,788 --> 00:31:15,414
- Every one.
- Yeah.
564
00:31:15,582 --> 00:31:18,125
- But they do it so skillfully.
- Mm-hm.
565
00:31:18,293 --> 00:31:21,628
They just so sneaky
that you think it was your idea.
566
00:31:21,796 --> 00:31:24,006
Yeah. You're sitting back
and you're like:
567
00:31:24,173 --> 00:31:28,051
"Oh, yeah. This my idea.
But wait a second, why am I alone?"
568
00:31:28,219 --> 00:31:30,721
"Why am I unhappy?
Why have I gained 20 pounds?"
569
00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:33,307
- They Jedi mind-trick you.
- Yes, they do.
570
00:31:33,474 --> 00:31:34,892
- So they do a soft pass.
- Yeah.
571
00:31:35,059 --> 00:31:37,144
They got little lines they like to tell you.
572
00:31:37,312 --> 00:31:39,146
Like, "I don't wanna stand in your way."
573
00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:42,733
Or, "You're perfect,
it's just I have to work on myself."
574
00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:44,985
Right. "I'm just thinking
of your happiness."
575
00:31:45,153 --> 00:31:47,738
"Oh, I don't deserve you."
That's my favorite one.
576
00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:49,323
You know the other one I like?
577
00:31:49,490 --> 00:31:51,950
"I am so jealous of the guy
who gets to marry you."
578
00:31:52,118 --> 00:31:53,911
- Well, that could have been you.
- Yeah.
579
00:31:54,078 --> 00:31:55,787
That's what I was leaning towards.
580
00:31:55,955 --> 00:31:57,915
Yeah. And the second you hear that...
581
00:31:58,082 --> 00:32:01,084
...run to the store, get yourself some ribs
and some ice cream...
582
00:32:01,252 --> 00:32:03,003
...because you have been dumped.
583
00:32:03,546 --> 00:32:05,589
Hey Anna, it's Ben.
584
00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:08,675
Listen, I know it's been a while
since you called.
585
00:32:08,843 --> 00:32:11,929
It's just... It took me by surprise.
586
00:32:12,096 --> 00:32:14,514
But I did offer to help you
with your career...
587
00:32:14,682 --> 00:32:16,767
...and I don't see why
I can't do that, right?
588
00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:18,518
So why don't you give me a call...
589
00:32:18,686 --> 00:32:21,229
...and maybe you can
come by the office or something.
590
00:32:21,397 --> 00:32:23,899
Okay? All right, take care. Bye.
591
00:32:24,067 --> 00:32:25,192
JANINE:
Hey, you.
592
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:27,402
Oh, shit.
593
00:32:27,570 --> 00:32:30,530
- What?
- You scared me.
594
00:32:30,698 --> 00:32:32,532
- You okay?
- Yeah.
595
00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:34,534
Everything's fine.
596
00:32:34,827 --> 00:32:36,078
Are you smoking again?
597
00:32:36,245 --> 00:32:38,330
No, sweetie, I'm not smoking.
598
00:32:38,498 --> 00:32:39,539
Why?
599
00:32:39,707 --> 00:32:41,208
You get jumpy when you smoke.
600
00:32:41,376 --> 00:32:42,960
I'm not smoking, I promise.
601
00:32:43,127 --> 00:32:45,212
No, I was just sitting here...
602
00:32:45,380 --> 00:32:49,049
...trying to picture what this room's
gonna look like when it's finished.
603
00:32:49,217 --> 00:32:50,467
- I like that game.
- You do?
604
00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:52,052
Yeah.
605
00:32:53,137 --> 00:32:55,681
What color did you picture?
606
00:32:55,848 --> 00:32:57,808
That's where I got stuck.
607
00:32:57,976 --> 00:32:59,393
Yeah.
608
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:02,479
I was thinking...
609
00:33:03,064 --> 00:33:05,774
...maybe yellow.
610
00:33:06,442 --> 00:33:09,361
- Yellow? Okay.
- Yeah. I mean, it's neutral.
611
00:33:09,529 --> 00:33:13,365
- Mm-hm.
- Yeah. So it could be whatever.
612
00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:17,035
It could be an office,
it could be a guest room...
613
00:33:17,203 --> 00:33:19,913
...a gym, a baby's room...
614
00:33:20,081 --> 00:33:21,832
[LAUGHS]
615
00:33:23,751 --> 00:33:26,628
Wait, did you mean "neutral,"
or "gender-neutral"?
616
00:33:26,796 --> 00:33:30,382
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- Oh, really?
617
00:33:32,301 --> 00:33:35,012
I know we said
we'd wait to talk about it.
618
00:33:35,179 --> 00:33:36,930
BEN: Uh-huh.
- Mm-hm.
619
00:33:37,765 --> 00:33:43,520
But I think that we're almost ready
to start talking about it.
620
00:33:55,575 --> 00:33:57,868
[UPTEMPO MUSIC PLAYING]
621
00:33:59,912 --> 00:34:02,456
JARRAD: So that's the last time
I do anything pro bono.
622
00:34:02,623 --> 00:34:03,915
[GIGI LAUGHS]
623
00:34:05,752 --> 00:34:08,754
Well, ladies, I guess
I have to get back to the office.
624
00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:12,591
You go back to the office after happy hour?
What's happy about that?
625
00:34:12,759 --> 00:34:14,301
I met you.
626
00:34:16,637 --> 00:34:19,139
I would love to call you sometime.
Do you have a card?
627
00:34:20,975 --> 00:34:22,142
- Of course.
- Oh, great.
628
00:34:22,310 --> 00:34:25,479
Here is my info.
629
00:34:26,481 --> 00:34:28,565
- Nice to meet you, Janine.
- Nice to meet you.
630
00:34:29,275 --> 00:34:30,984
Look forward to hearing from you, Gigi.
631
00:34:33,154 --> 00:34:34,654
Oh, wait.
632
00:34:36,115 --> 00:34:37,407
So...
633
00:34:37,825 --> 00:34:39,242
...how are we doing this?
634
00:34:39,410 --> 00:34:42,412
Are you hearing from me
or am I getting a call?
635
00:34:42,580 --> 00:34:43,622
What?
636
00:34:44,123 --> 00:34:45,791
You said you'd love to call me...
637
00:34:45,958 --> 00:34:48,835
...but then you said,
"Look forward to hearing from you," and...
638
00:34:49,003 --> 00:34:50,921
You see how that's kind of confusing?
639
00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:53,965
Yeah, look, we'll talk. We'll get in touch.
640
00:34:55,343 --> 00:34:57,469
You did it again. Very vague.
641
00:34:57,637 --> 00:35:00,305
You know what?
Let's just say that you'll call me...
642
00:35:00,473 --> 00:35:03,058
...and then we can skip all the nonsense.
643
00:35:03,226 --> 00:35:05,102
Goodbye, Gigi.
644
00:35:15,196 --> 00:35:18,865
- He was cute.
- Yeah, please don't cyber-stalk him.
645
00:35:21,327 --> 00:35:22,869
What are you doing?
646
00:35:23,037 --> 00:35:24,204
I'm not calling him.
647
00:35:24,372 --> 00:35:26,706
If he wants to see me, he'll call.
648
00:35:26,916 --> 00:35:28,166
Wow.
649
00:35:28,334 --> 00:35:31,378
That guy Alex really
made an impression on you.
650
00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:32,712
Was he hot?
651
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:35,423
No. He was just...
652
00:35:35,633 --> 00:35:36,800
...right.
653
00:35:38,427 --> 00:35:39,803
Morning.
654
00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:41,555
Morning, Ryan.
655
00:35:41,722 --> 00:35:44,599
A surprise mocha venti
just because you're so awesome.
656
00:35:44,767 --> 00:35:47,227
- Love you.
- Love you.
657
00:35:48,187 --> 00:35:49,479
Good morning.
658
00:35:59,782 --> 00:36:01,908
Okay.
659
00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:06,580
So?
660
00:36:07,623 --> 00:36:08,707
Oh, hi.
661
00:36:14,297 --> 00:36:16,506
- He asked me out.
NATHAN: Oh, my God. He called?
662
00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:20,218
MARY: Well...
- He e-mailed?
663
00:36:20,386 --> 00:36:21,887
- No.
BRUCE: What?
664
00:36:22,054 --> 00:36:24,097
Left his calling card
with your lady-in-waiting?
665
00:36:25,766 --> 00:36:29,060
- He MySpaced me.
- Ouch.
666
00:36:29,353 --> 00:36:33,607
- Oh.
- Oh, girl, I don't know about that.
667
00:36:33,774 --> 00:36:37,402
My trampy little sister says
MySpace is the new booty call.
668
00:36:38,321 --> 00:36:40,780
Well, what am I supposed to do?
669
00:36:40,948 --> 00:36:42,616
I mean, things have changed.
670
00:36:42,783 --> 00:36:45,118
People don't meet each other
organically anymore.
671
00:36:45,286 --> 00:36:49,247
If I would like to make myself seem
more attractive to the opposite sex...
672
00:36:49,415 --> 00:36:52,459
...I don't go and get a new haircut,
I update my profile.
673
00:36:52,627 --> 00:36:54,544
That's just the way it is, you know?
674
00:36:54,712 --> 00:36:55,754
[PHONE RINGING]
675
00:36:55,922 --> 00:36:57,130
NATHAN:
Yeah, she's right.
676
00:36:57,298 --> 00:36:59,549
Back, back, back, back.
677
00:37:00,801 --> 00:37:02,636
Ad sales, this is Mary.
678
00:37:02,803 --> 00:37:06,973
Hi, Mary, this is Conor,
Anna's friend, or whatever.
679
00:37:07,141 --> 00:37:08,141
Hi.
680
00:37:08,559 --> 00:37:11,061
So, what'd you think?
681
00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:13,563
Looking at it right now.
I'm not sure about this.
682
00:37:13,731 --> 00:37:14,981
Oh, you have to trust me.
683
00:37:15,149 --> 00:37:17,734
It's a burgeoning market,
you're gonna make a fortune.
684
00:37:17,902 --> 00:37:21,029
I know. Did you have to put me
with the massage ads?
685
00:37:21,197 --> 00:37:24,783
Well, it was either that or the page
with the personals, so...
686
00:37:24,951 --> 00:37:26,826
This page gets a lot of action.
687
00:37:26,994 --> 00:37:28,828
Yeah, I guess you're right.
688
00:37:28,996 --> 00:37:30,664
Hey, have you spoken to Anna lately?
689
00:37:30,831 --> 00:37:32,457
Yeah.
690
00:37:34,335 --> 00:37:36,002
Okay.
691
00:37:37,171 --> 00:37:39,464
All right, Mary,
I'll talk to you soon. Thank you.
692
00:37:39,632 --> 00:37:41,049
Bye.
693
00:37:41,801 --> 00:37:44,928
PAIGE: What I'm trying to show you is
that there's a difference.
694
00:37:45,596 --> 00:37:46,888
There is a difference.
695
00:37:47,056 --> 00:37:50,892
BETH: Hey, how did you get Aunt Linda
to sew these dresses in two weeks?
696
00:37:51,060 --> 00:37:52,310
PAIGE:
She wanted to do it.
697
00:37:52,478 --> 00:37:55,855
LAURA: Really? She told me she felt like
an old Indonesian lady in a sweat shop.
698
00:37:56,023 --> 00:37:57,774
- Is that not right?
PAIGE: No, she didn't.
699
00:37:57,942 --> 00:37:59,025
LAURA:
No?
700
00:37:59,193 --> 00:38:03,446
BETH: What's the...?
Why the big rush to get married?
701
00:38:03,614 --> 00:38:07,951
PAIGE: Because I am not having my wedding
during a gross Baltimore winter...
702
00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:09,995
...and I am not waiting till spring.
703
00:38:10,162 --> 00:38:12,163
You are so pregnant.
704
00:38:12,331 --> 00:38:13,873
PAIGE:
Oh, God, I'm not pregnant.
705
00:38:14,041 --> 00:38:16,001
I'm not pregnant. That's ridiculous.
706
00:38:16,168 --> 00:38:18,378
- Chug a beer then.
PAIGE: No, I'm not chugging a beer.
707
00:38:18,546 --> 00:38:19,546
CATHERINE:
Chug a beer.
708
00:38:19,714 --> 00:38:21,464
PAIGE:
We're in love, you assholes.
709
00:38:21,632 --> 00:38:25,218
That's what people do
when they're in love, they get married.
710
00:38:28,055 --> 00:38:31,641
But you know what?
Not everybody gets married, you know?
711
00:38:31,809 --> 00:38:35,312
There are many people
who never get married.
712
00:38:35,813 --> 00:38:38,106
Well, thanks
for the inspirational pep talk.
713
00:38:38,274 --> 00:38:42,360
What she meant to say was that it's fine
that you broke up with Neil.
714
00:38:42,528 --> 00:38:43,570
Right.
715
00:38:43,738 --> 00:38:46,489
Tons of people make the choice
to be alone. They're happy.
716
00:38:47,408 --> 00:38:49,075
Look at Al Pacino.
717
00:38:49,243 --> 00:38:52,537
Never been married, happy as a clam.
718
00:38:52,705 --> 00:38:56,333
Would that...? Am l...?
Would I be Al Pacino in this scenario?
719
00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:58,585
No, Bethie, we just...
We want you to be happy.
720
00:38:59,003 --> 00:39:02,088
Well, then you should have
rethought the coral.
721
00:39:02,256 --> 00:39:04,132
LAURA:
Oh, her face.
722
00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:05,759
- Your face.
- Don't make her cry.
723
00:39:05,926 --> 00:39:07,927
I'm sick of these coral jokes.
724
00:39:08,095 --> 00:39:11,014
I know, you're sensitive.
Trust me, I get it.
725
00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:14,768
Hey, why don't you have dinner
with me and Steven and the kids...
726
00:39:14,935 --> 00:39:16,478
...then you can just stay over...?
727
00:39:16,645 --> 00:39:19,022
Why'd she wanna hang out
with you and your husband?
728
00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:20,774
The last thing I'd feel like doing.
729
00:39:20,941 --> 00:39:22,859
If being in this wedding is too painful...
730
00:39:23,027 --> 00:39:26,654
Oh, God, you guys. Please, stop it.
Relax, relax.
731
00:39:27,114 --> 00:39:29,449
That's enough, okay?
Seriously, you guys, I'm f...
732
00:39:29,617 --> 00:39:33,787
I've gone through breakups before.
If you remember, I handle them quite well.
733
00:39:33,954 --> 00:39:38,291
You've been there, you've seen it.
I'm perfectly capable of doing this.
734
00:39:38,459 --> 00:39:40,043
I can do it again.
735
00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:42,420
I want you to stop worrying about me.
736
00:39:42,588 --> 00:39:44,464
I'm fine.
737
00:39:45,299 --> 00:39:47,467
BEN:
I know it's here somewhere.
738
00:39:47,635 --> 00:39:52,680
I spoke with George Lane in Music.
He had a whole list of references for you.
739
00:39:54,058 --> 00:39:57,977
Well, that's okay.
You can just call me when you find it.
740
00:40:00,523 --> 00:40:03,817
I swear I didn't lure you here
under false pretenses.
741
00:40:03,984 --> 00:40:05,693
I know.
742
00:40:05,861 --> 00:40:07,237
A girl can dream, though.
743
00:40:09,740 --> 00:40:12,325
You're just too good a guy.
744
00:40:17,456 --> 00:40:18,456
[SIGHS]
745
00:40:20,084 --> 00:40:21,292
Why are you married again?
746
00:40:21,502 --> 00:40:22,710
[LAUGHS]
747
00:40:23,754 --> 00:40:25,380
Seriously, why?
748
00:40:25,548 --> 00:40:28,258
No, I really think
that it would be good for me to know...
749
00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:31,302
...why you cannot live
without this other woman.
750
00:40:32,721 --> 00:40:37,851
Well, we'd been together since college
and she gave me an ultimatum.
751
00:40:38,018 --> 00:40:41,646
She said, "Either we get married
or we break up."
752
00:40:41,814 --> 00:40:43,189
So we got married.
753
00:40:44,024 --> 00:40:46,317
Wow. You caved.
754
00:40:48,529 --> 00:40:49,696
It's complicated.
755
00:40:50,156 --> 00:40:51,573
Really?
756
00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:57,162
What? You're a dick if you date a girl
for too long and don't marry her.
757
00:40:57,705 --> 00:41:00,832
You marry her and you're an asshole
for marrying before you're ready.
758
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:04,419
I mean, shit, I don't know.
759
00:41:13,429 --> 00:41:14,804
[SIGHS]
760
00:41:17,725 --> 00:41:19,476
You're really hot.
761
00:41:20,352 --> 00:41:23,188
And I am obviously attracted to you.
762
00:41:25,441 --> 00:41:27,775
So I think the best I can do is...
763
00:41:28,736 --> 00:41:32,530
...eventually find this piece of paper
and call you...
764
00:41:33,199 --> 00:41:36,826
...and hope to just help you out in
your career in some small way.
765
00:41:47,838 --> 00:41:48,880
Hi.
766
00:41:49,048 --> 00:41:51,174
Hi. What's going on?
767
00:41:52,092 --> 00:41:53,927
[HAMMERING]
768
00:42:00,059 --> 00:42:01,768
Javier.
769
00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:07,106
Javier, I thought we talked
about tarping the furniture.
770
00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:47,772
[PHONE RINGS]
771
00:42:49,316 --> 00:42:50,358
City Supper.
772
00:42:50,526 --> 00:42:52,402
Hi, this is Gigi. Is Alex there?
773
00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:54,028
Hold on.
774
00:42:54,196 --> 00:42:55,989
- Alex?
- Yo.
775
00:42:56,156 --> 00:42:58,116
- Drinks are good?
MAN: Yeah, one more.
776
00:42:58,284 --> 00:43:00,285
- Hello?
- Hi, this is Gigi.
777
00:43:00,452 --> 00:43:02,287
- Gigi?
- Gigi Phillips.
778
00:43:02,454 --> 00:43:05,081
- Huh?
- I, um...
779
00:43:05,249 --> 00:43:06,749
...had the dentist pen.
780
00:43:06,917 --> 00:43:09,085
Right. Hey. How you doing?
781
00:43:09,253 --> 00:43:12,046
- I'm really sorry to bug you.
- That's okay.
782
00:43:12,214 --> 00:43:15,425
You had some really good insights
and I wanted to ask you a question.
783
00:43:15,593 --> 00:43:18,094
Okay, look, now I need
to be harsh with you.
784
00:43:18,262 --> 00:43:20,805
Conor's never gonna be
interested in you, Geege.
785
00:43:20,973 --> 00:43:24,017
No, I know. This is about Jarrad.
786
00:43:24,184 --> 00:43:25,268
Jarrad.
787
00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:28,354
So we meet at happy hour
and he's completely charming...
788
00:43:28,522 --> 00:43:32,442
Hey, give me two seconds, okay?
Two seconds, hold on.
789
00:43:42,703 --> 00:43:43,745
Let me guess. He said:
790
00:43:43,912 --> 00:43:46,372
"The only thing happy
about this hour is you."
791
00:43:47,875 --> 00:43:50,376
He might have used
some derivative of that.
792
00:43:50,544 --> 00:43:52,670
[CHUCKLES]
793
00:43:53,255 --> 00:43:57,216
So he says he's going to call, but then
he gives me his card and he says...
794
00:43:57,384 --> 00:43:58,885
Oh, he's not interested.
795
00:43:59,053 --> 00:44:01,888
- You don't even know if he's called.
- Oh, did he?
796
00:44:02,473 --> 00:44:03,514
No.
797
00:44:04,058 --> 00:44:07,060
- But I honestly think he's expect...
- Okay.
798
00:44:07,227 --> 00:44:11,522
Gigi, he is not interested.
799
00:44:11,690 --> 00:44:12,732
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
800
00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:14,108
Alex, this is jacked.
801
00:44:14,276 --> 00:44:17,070
The hostess is giving me shit
for not wearing a black shirt.
802
00:44:17,237 --> 00:44:18,613
- It's not black.
- Look at it.
803
00:44:18,781 --> 00:44:21,741
Not a black shirt. I see it. It's not black.
804
00:44:21,909 --> 00:44:23,576
This shit is black.
805
00:44:26,872 --> 00:44:30,708
If a guy gives you his phone number
instead of taking yours, he's not interested.
806
00:44:30,876 --> 00:44:32,460
He took mine first. Then he gave...
807
00:44:32,628 --> 00:44:36,089
And also, if a guy wants to see you,
believe me, he will see you.
808
00:44:38,217 --> 00:44:42,095
I once called 55 Lauren Bells
until I got the right one.
809
00:44:42,763 --> 00:44:43,930
That's cute.
810
00:44:44,098 --> 00:44:45,181
What happened?
811
00:44:45,349 --> 00:44:48,810
Oh, yeah, as it turns out,
her ass looked really huge in the daylight.
812
00:44:48,977 --> 00:44:50,478
[GIGI LAUGHS]
813
00:44:50,646 --> 00:44:53,606
Is it your sensitivity that makes you
so popular with women?
814
00:44:53,941 --> 00:44:56,275
Don't call him. He doesn't like you.
815
00:44:56,735 --> 00:44:58,444
Don't tiptoe around my feelings.
816
00:44:58,612 --> 00:45:01,239
- Well, I'm just trying to help.
- I know. Thank you.
817
00:45:01,407 --> 00:45:02,824
Sure.
818
00:45:02,991 --> 00:45:05,785
I gotta get back to work, but good luck.
819
00:45:05,953 --> 00:45:07,745
Okay, bye.
820
00:45:12,126 --> 00:45:13,376
Hey, buddy, you home?
821
00:45:13,544 --> 00:45:15,795
CONOR:
Yeah. Come on in.
822
00:45:19,133 --> 00:45:20,883
Hey, you want a beer?
823
00:45:22,511 --> 00:45:24,679
Or an apple martini?
824
00:45:24,847 --> 00:45:26,180
Oh, that's funny.
825
00:45:26,515 --> 00:45:27,849
[ALEX LAUGHS]
826
00:45:28,142 --> 00:45:29,892
Have you told your parents?
827
00:45:30,060 --> 00:45:32,603
It's for work.
I'm trying to expand my client base.
828
00:45:32,771 --> 00:45:34,564
By pretending to be gay?
829
00:45:34,732 --> 00:45:37,442
No, by being more gay-friendly.
830
00:45:37,609 --> 00:45:39,652
Or, in real estate terms, "gay-adjacent."
831
00:45:39,820 --> 00:45:41,446
Nice. I'm gonna use that.
832
00:45:41,613 --> 00:45:44,031
I should change this.
It's maybe a little much.
833
00:45:44,199 --> 00:45:47,785
I don't know. Dressing like that,
seeing a girl who won't sleep with you...
834
00:45:47,953 --> 00:45:49,412
...I think you can pull it off.
835
00:45:49,580 --> 00:45:51,789
It's not that she won't sleep with me,
douche bag.
836
00:45:51,957 --> 00:45:54,417
I have slept with her.
It's just she, you know...
837
00:45:55,461 --> 00:45:57,462
Won't sleep with you anymore.
838
00:45:57,963 --> 00:45:59,839
Pretty much, yeah.
839
00:46:00,424 --> 00:46:02,008
What do you think?
840
00:46:02,176 --> 00:46:03,509
I think you got a problem...
841
00:46:03,677 --> 00:46:07,764
...because you're gonna have to beat them
away with a stick, you gorgeous, sexy man.
842
00:46:07,931 --> 00:46:09,182
Holy shit.
843
00:46:09,683 --> 00:46:11,893
Observe your breath.
844
00:46:12,644 --> 00:46:15,480
Inhale, belly rise.
845
00:46:17,191 --> 00:46:20,777
And exhale, belly fall.
846
00:46:22,112 --> 00:46:24,781
Bring your hands together
in front of your chest.
847
00:46:25,532 --> 00:46:28,117
Bow your head in gratitude.
848
00:46:32,372 --> 00:46:35,208
- Namaste.
- Namaste.
849
00:46:35,375 --> 00:46:37,460
Thank you for coming.
See you next week.
850
00:46:37,711 --> 00:46:39,462
[BEN CLAPPING]
851
00:46:41,381 --> 00:46:42,882
Great class.
852
00:46:54,895 --> 00:46:56,813
We ran into each other.
853
00:46:57,856 --> 00:46:59,148
You came to my class.
854
00:47:00,067 --> 00:47:01,651
I had no idea this was your class.
855
00:47:03,195 --> 00:47:05,655
You called to ask me
if this was my class.
856
00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:07,198
No, you never called back.
857
00:47:07,366 --> 00:47:10,284
Because you told me not to call you
if it was my class. It was.
858
00:47:10,452 --> 00:47:12,745
- No. We just ran into each other.
- Okay.
859
00:47:12,913 --> 00:47:17,583
We're just two innocent folks who happen
to be working out near each other.
860
00:47:17,751 --> 00:47:19,710
BEN:
Exactly.
861
00:47:21,755 --> 00:47:23,047
Do you want a swim?
862
00:47:24,216 --> 00:47:25,258
Sure.
863
00:47:31,765 --> 00:47:33,683
You know, I was just thinking...
864
00:47:35,394 --> 00:47:36,727
...why can't we be friends?
865
00:47:37,479 --> 00:47:40,523
I mean, am I not allowed
to have friends anymore?
866
00:47:40,941 --> 00:47:44,777
I mean, am I not allowed to be friends
with people that are hot?
867
00:47:44,945 --> 00:47:47,655
I mean, what kind of
reverse prejudice is that?
868
00:47:47,823 --> 00:47:49,031
I hear you.
869
00:47:49,199 --> 00:47:50,700
I mean...
870
00:47:50,868 --> 00:47:54,287
...am I not supposed to be friends
with a guy just because he's married?
871
00:47:54,454 --> 00:47:55,454
Right.
872
00:47:55,622 --> 00:47:57,540
Or has an insane smile?
873
00:47:57,708 --> 00:48:00,084
Or an ass that makes me
wanna dry hump?
874
00:48:01,336 --> 00:48:03,462
[BEN CHUCKLES]
875
00:48:05,382 --> 00:48:08,718
- Did you just say "dry hump"?
- Yeah.
876
00:48:12,347 --> 00:48:13,723
BEN:
Think I just fell in love.
877
00:48:20,314 --> 00:48:22,106
So we're friends.
878
00:48:22,983 --> 00:48:24,233
Yeah.
879
00:48:59,561 --> 00:49:00,937
You wanna come in?
880
00:49:04,816 --> 00:49:06,525
I'm sorry, I don't trust myself.
881
00:49:07,152 --> 00:49:09,946
That's okay. You can just watch.
882
00:49:12,532 --> 00:49:15,493
You know, you may be
the best friend I've ever had.
883
00:49:15,744 --> 00:49:17,036
[LAUGHS]
884
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:29,256
- Hi.
- Hey.
885
00:49:35,097 --> 00:49:37,974
BEN: Take a shower. Hey.
- What? Hi.
886
00:49:38,141 --> 00:49:40,142
- Honey?
- Yeah.
887
00:49:41,937 --> 00:49:43,813
You smell weird.
888
00:49:43,981 --> 00:49:46,065
- I smell weird?
- Yeah, different.
889
00:49:46,233 --> 00:49:49,485
- Different how?
- I don't know.
890
00:49:49,861 --> 00:49:51,070
[BEN LAUGHS]
891
00:49:51,238 --> 00:49:52,738
Sort of an odd thing to say.
892
00:49:52,906 --> 00:49:56,242
You know, maybe it was the ashtray
and cigarettes I found.
893
00:49:56,410 --> 00:49:58,327
In the back yard.
894
00:49:59,037 --> 00:50:02,498
What part of
"My dad died of lung cancer"...
895
00:50:02,666 --> 00:50:05,668
...is so hard for you
to wrap your brain around?
896
00:50:05,836 --> 00:50:06,877
What?
897
00:50:07,045 --> 00:50:10,548
Do not lie to me, Ben. Please, okay?
898
00:50:14,886 --> 00:50:16,846
Are you serious?
899
00:50:20,183 --> 00:50:25,563
We have, like, 8000 undocumented
workers here daily.
900
00:50:25,731 --> 00:50:30,401
Okay, and you find an ashtray
with cigarettes in it and you think...
901
00:50:30,569 --> 00:50:33,612
You automatically assume
that they're mine.
902
00:50:33,780 --> 00:50:35,364
Oh, yeah.
903
00:50:35,532 --> 00:50:37,616
Honey, I'm not lying to you.
904
00:50:42,664 --> 00:50:44,373
I think...
905
00:50:45,125 --> 00:50:47,376
...you are really freaking out.
906
00:50:47,753 --> 00:50:51,547
This whole renovation thing's getting
to you because nothing's happening.
907
00:50:57,304 --> 00:50:59,1 147026
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