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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:06,478 That was a bomb. 2 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:14,712 No word as to whether it was an IED or a specific car bomb. 3 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:17,956 Over 10 fatalities reported. 4 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:23,068 Sources within ISAF suggest that ISI may be involved. 5 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:26,709 Did these phones just go down or did that fucker hang up on me? 6 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:32,197 Good thing that X was bodgy or I'd be flying right now! 7 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:40,158 I can't hear you, honey. 8 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:42,873 I need to talk to Ed Faber. 9 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:48,036 Well, then who is fronting the show? 10 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:49,473 I can't hear you! 11 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:51,118 Hey, that's my ass! 12 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:52,616 Do you have a mother? 13 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:54,358 Don't put your ass on my hand! 14 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:56,715 Shut up, donkey pussy! 15 00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:58,438 Whore! Dog-washer! 16 00:01:58,520 --> 00:01:59,873 My cock in your ear! 17 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:01,256 My cock in your ear! I shit on your lips! 18 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:02,872 Eat a fart! 19 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:04,109 Hello! 20 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:05,200 Fu... 21 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:23,475 Listen up. Iraq Two is happening. 22 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:26,438 The network is stretched thin. All our talent is going there. 23 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:29,830 We need people, any people, to fill the void in Afghanistan. 24 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:32,952 And you folks here are all the unmarried, 25 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:34,996 childless personnel in this bureau. 26 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:43,199 For those of you who are behind the scenes, there are 27 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:46,397 opportunities to be on camera. 28 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:49,512 Kim, are you going to be joining in? 29 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:51,750 The travel or the crying? 30 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:55,188 Um, hopefully, the travel. 31 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:56,912 I'll think about it. 32 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,991 The success of Operation Mongoose 33 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:01,753 has overshadowed the real lesson to be learned, 34 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:04,991 that the Taliban are far from vanquished. 35 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:06,189 And as the drums of war 36 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:07,872 beat ever louder in Iraq, 37 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:12,357 the NATO mission in Afghanistan grows increasingly uncertain. 38 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:19,273 Tanya Vanderpoel, outside Lashkar Gah, Afghanistan, 39 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:20,952 VBC World News. 40 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:24,995 Hey. 41 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:27,351 I got you! Hey. 42 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:30,034 Uh, when do you get back from Houston? 43 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:32,350 I think on Tuesday. Why? 44 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:36,553 Uh, because I'm going to Afghanistan on Tuesday. 45 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:39,552 You're going to Afghanistan on Tuesday? 46 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:40,914 Yeah. 47 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,877 But you write news copy. 48 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:44,393 Wait. For how long? 49 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:47,358 - Like, three months. - What? 50 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:54,349 Kim! 51 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:57,155 Hey! 52 00:03:58,680 --> 00:03:59,960 I can't believe this worked out! 53 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:02,479 Hey, you want to have a quickie 54 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:04,080 on the changing table in the bathroom? 55 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:05,878 Yeah, I don't think I could get it up 56 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:07,440 with that little koala looking at me. 57 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:10,632 Also, they're boarding already. 58 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:12,278 Hey, don't worry. Just go. Go, go, go. 59 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:15,670 Oh, shoot, I... I copied a key for you, so... 60 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:16,909 Plants, mail. 61 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,040 - Anything else I'm forgetting? - I think that's it. 62 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:20,680 This is crazy. 63 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:22,517 Listen, I think it's impressive. 64 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:23,896 Starting a new career? 65 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:25,319 It's gonna be great. 66 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:27,960 And listen, in three months... 67 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:29,456 "I'll be back." 68 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:30,754 No, that's terrible! No. 69 00:04:30,840 --> 00:04:32,831 Don't remember me like that. No. 70 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:36,031 Bye. Okay. Okay. 71 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:42,876 It's not my job. I'm a producer. General news. Enron. 72 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:44,439 These coalminers in Pennsylvania, 73 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:45,953 but you probably didn't see that. 74 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:47,678 'Cause we got two wars going on now, 75 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:50,149 so, uh, I know how to set up a BGAN 76 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:51,912 and no one will sue if I die 77 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:55,834 so I got an expedited visa, like, two days ago, 78 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:58,753 and I guess now I'm a war reporter. 79 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:02,557 Shit dick! 80 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:05,279 Corkscrew landing. 81 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:08,472 In case a missile is fired at the aircraft! 82 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:13,792 Kabul International Airport. 83 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:16,314 K.I.A.! "Killed In Action." 84 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:20,312 Once again, we thank you for flying with us. 85 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:31,995 Sorry. 86 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:33,828 Uh, sorry. 87 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:35,515 Shit. 88 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:40,875 No, thank you. No, thank you. 89 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:44,949 Miss Baker? 90 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:47,119 I am Fahim. 91 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:50,549 Oh, Fahim, hi! Pleased to meet you. 92 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:51,880 The car is over here and we go. 93 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:55,349 Cover your head, shameless whore! 94 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:58,439 She says, uh... "Welcome to Afghanistan." 95 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:00,348 Okay, let's go. 96 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:03,637 Here is your local mobile. The number is on the back. 97 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:05,576 Yeah, I ordered some money last week. Still in the post. 98 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:07,272 - I'll fix you up next week. - Okay. 99 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:11,194 Yes, the air here takes some getting used to. 100 00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:13,157 It's quite polluted with feces. 101 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:15,390 Ah, here she is! How are you, Kim? 102 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:17,351 Welcome to the Stan. My name's Nic. 103 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:18,896 I'll be doing your security. I'll take your bag. 104 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:21,559 Fahim. The police are giving me shit for parking here. 105 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:23,871 They just want money. 106 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:28,033 Wait, oh, no. Um, do you need money? Because the network gave me money. 107 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:30,401 - No, keep that on you! - No, no, no! Kim, please! 108 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:38,596 Piss off, that's it! That's it! Hey! Hey! 109 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:41,670 - I'm sorry. Sorry. - Piss off! 110 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:56,790 Remember that we are at altitude here, 111 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:59,155 so drink plenty of water while you acclimatize. 112 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:00,958 Where did you learn English? 113 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:03,395 At medical school. I was a doctor. 114 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:05,677 Listen, rest up tonight. 115 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:08,228 Tomorrow, I'll drive you to the base for your embed. 116 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:10,275 And just one bag, 117 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:12,396 but make sure you pack extra socks and knickers. 118 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:15,513 That's like, um, it's like "panties," yeah? 119 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:17,188 Mmm-hmm. 120 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:20,830 So, you've been embedded before, then? 121 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:24,270 Not really. We all did hostile-zone training in 2001. 122 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:27,432 They taught us to open our mouths if we get mortared... 123 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:29,478 That kind of stuff. 124 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,479 Okay. 125 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:42,474 G'day, Qadar. 126 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,594 The feces smell all the way to here. 127 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:06,351 Your room, Kim, is upstairs. 128 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:13,440 Yeah, they're bloody addicted. 129 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:15,715 That one melted a laptop downloading porno. 130 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:17,518 Jaweed, yes, 131 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:19,835 he likes to watch men with donkeys. 132 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:21,433 - Hi. - Hi. 133 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:23,357 It's unfortunate. 134 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:25,630 Kim, this is Tall Brian. 135 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:26,869 Brian Hooper. Tall Brian. 136 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:27,995 - Hi. - I'm your shooter. 137 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:31,959 So, is there another Brian around here somewhere that you're taller than? 138 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:34,592 Short Brian. Works for Reuters. 139 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:37,155 Couldn't one of you just be "Brian"? 140 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:40,269 Fair enough. Didn't think of that. 141 00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:41,918 Also Short Brian's dead. 142 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:44,789 - Oh, fuck. Really? - Yes. 143 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:48,553 Anyway, welcome to the Fun House. 144 00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:57,519 Home sweet home. 145 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:00,199 This is your room. 146 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:04,119 Is there a shower? 147 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:35,176 A nation accustomed to war 148 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:38,078 once again seeks a return to normality. 149 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:42,389 And nothing symbolizes that effort more than this place, 150 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:44,798 the Kabul Zoo. 151 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:46,677 No, he didn't. The zoo? 152 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:48,079 Go back to Wapping. 153 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:49,479 You fucking tourist! 154 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:53,510 Uh, shit. Sorry. I'm trying to find the shower? 155 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:54,919 You're the new girl. 156 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:58,193 Oh, my God. Uh... Kim Baker. 157 00:09:58,280 --> 00:10:00,032 Just got here from New York. 158 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:01,798 I'm Tanya. Oh, my God, 159 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:04,235 it's so nice to have another woman in the house! 160 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:06,595 I love that lippy color. What is that? 161 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:07,960 No, they're just really chapped. 162 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:11,112 Oh, you poor thing. Can I get you anything? 163 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:15,193 I'm sorry, I'm freaking out because I saw your 164 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:18,590 special about your embed in Korengal, and it was amazing. 165 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:20,950 Thank you. That's so sweet. 166 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:23,429 - Where's the shower? - Yes. This way. 167 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:27,076 Can I ask a favor, Kim? 168 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:29,475 - And absolutely feel free to say no. - Yeah, sure. 169 00:10:29,560 --> 00:10:30,754 I hate to even bring it up. 170 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:33,195 - I feel so rude even asking this. - No, it's fine. 171 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:35,834 Can I fuck your security guys? 172 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:37,951 What? Oh. 173 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:40,552 By all means, yeah. 174 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:41,736 Yeah? I mean, I wouldn't ask, 175 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:43,637 it's just that for some reason, 176 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:45,870 the VBC use an American contractor 177 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:47,916 and, I mean, no offense, but they're all, like, 178 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:49,837 goatees and "fat-strong." 179 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:52,269 You know? But the Aussies and Kiwis are so hot. 180 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:54,316 Right. I get it. Be my guest. 181 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:56,120 You sure? Don't just say that to be polite. 182 00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:57,388 No, I wouldn't. I'm not. 183 00:10:57,480 --> 00:10:59,710 Even Nic? You don't want Nic for yourself? 184 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:01,313 Nic? 185 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:03,960 No. I don't. No. 186 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,310 That's... No, that would never happen. So you're good. 187 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:10,154 Hey! No, Kim, don't say that. You could have Nic. 188 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:13,357 In Afghanistan, you're a serious piece of ass. 189 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:14,998 Thank you. That's nice. 190 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:16,656 Because you're what, I mean, you're like, 191 00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:19,592 a seven, a six or seven in New York? 192 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:22,354 Here, you're a nine. 193 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:24,476 Borderline ten. 194 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:26,152 It's called "Kabul Cute." 195 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:29,831 What are you here, like a 15? 196 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:32,635 Yeah. 197 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:34,640 Huh. 198 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:37,948 The thing is, I have a very serious boyfriend at home, 199 00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:39,598 so, you're good. 200 00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:41,056 All right, well, come talk to me in two months 201 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:43,753 when your pussy's eating your leg. Shower's that way. 202 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:54,959 How you doing? 203 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:57,554 It's bananas here. It's, um... 204 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:01,354 My nose is running. There's shit in the air, 205 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:02,793 literally. 206 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:04,029 And. 207 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:06,676 I don't think I can do this. 208 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:08,233 Do what? 209 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:09,720 Kim? 210 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,558 I don't think I can do this. 211 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:14,631 Can you see... I don't... Hello? 212 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:16,835 Shit. 213 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:35,913 I'm sorry, Colonel, I can't accept gifts as a journalist. 214 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,194 Okay. 215 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:38,918 So lodging, transport, 216 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,514 chow and protection, that's all you can accept? 217 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:43,272 I'll do my best to stay objective. 218 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:46,397 I don't care if you can do your job. I care if my men can. 219 00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:49,717 Are you familiar with the term "four-ten-four", Miss Baker? 220 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:51,193 I am not, Colonel. 221 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:54,113 It refers to women who are fours back home 222 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:56,077 become tens when they ship out 223 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:59,038 and when they're back stateside, they become fours again. 224 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:00,594 Are you saying I'm a four? 225 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:04,430 I'm saying you carry an orange fucking backpack. 226 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:09,354 I've seen people with actual experience make bad decisions here. 227 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:12,079 So while you're outside the wire with my men, 228 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:14,515 you will in no way distract them, understood? 229 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:17,950 Are you asking me not to sleep with your soldiers? 230 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:20,235 No, not "soldiers." Marines. 231 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:21,520 You're not here to sleep with 232 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:24,797 or perform jobs of any type on my Marines. 233 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:26,313 Clear copy, Miss Baker? 234 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,878 - Copy that. - Good. 235 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:32,033 We'll get you out to a FOB as soon as we find a ride for you. 236 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:33,633 In the meantime, Captain Stern here 237 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:35,360 will see to it that you get a wet hootch. 238 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:37,240 A what? 239 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:39,233 It's a tent with a shower. 240 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:42,636 Unless you'd prefer a dry hootch. 241 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:44,199 I would not, sir. 242 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:44,598 Sorry. 243 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:47,954 Could you just... State your name and rank? 244 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:50,351 Gunnery Sergeant Clinton J. Hurd. 245 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:53,000 All right. Uh... Dang it! 246 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:57,432 So, do you believe the Afghani people are happy about our presence here? 247 00:14:57,680 --> 00:14:59,432 No, Afghans are the people. 248 00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:02,751 Afghanis is the currency. 249 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:04,632 That's right. I knew that. Thank you. 250 00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:06,790 What do you believe your mission to be here? 251 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:08,256 Ma'am, you got a sticker on your pants. 252 00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:10,350 It's bugging the shit out of me. Ma'am... 253 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,439 Fahim. 254 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,351 What inspired you to enlist originally? 255 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:19,195 I'm a big fan of the movie Predator with Arnold Schwarzenegger. 256 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:20,679 We're the same height. 257 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:24,796 Do you think the war in Iraq has affected your resources here? 258 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:27,633 I'm sorry, ma'am, I'm not authorized to answer that question. 259 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:32,516 I'd say we're both on the wrong side of Persia, ma'am. 260 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,016 Iraq is where you get some right now. 261 00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:35,234 Here just has shit all. 262 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:37,914 Are you guys getting outside the wire much? 263 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:40,076 Yes, ma'am. Most days. Uh... 264 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:42,754 You know, we help out with community projects and all. 265 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:45,035 And wells. Uh... 266 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:48,518 And sometimes at night we shoot the big gun, 267 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,636 - but, you know, it's quiet here. - Jesus! 268 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:53,149 We don't wear IBAs on the FOB. 269 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:56,152 I don't even chamber a round in my weapon anymore, because, 270 00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:59,915 you know, I figure accidental discharge is scarier than the Taliban. 271 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:03,515 With Iraq, do you feel like people have forgotten about Afghanistan? 272 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,238 Oh, well... 273 00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:08,158 Yes, ma'am. I'd say that surely is the word for it. 274 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:11,830 This here's a forgotten war. 275 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:14,514 It's capital F, capital W. 276 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:17,353 What's your, uh... Your name and rank? 277 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:21,835 I'm Lance Corporal Coughlin, India Company 3-5. 278 00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:24,520 Thank you. 279 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:33,351 Kim. Your hair. 280 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:37,313 - Thanks, Fahim. - Mmm-hmm. 281 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:40,438 You really are a fixer. 282 00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:46,719 Moon's out. 283 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:49,240 Hmm. 284 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:51,029 It's beautiful. 285 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,399 Suck my dick! 286 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:02,869 What does that mean? 287 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:06,310 - It means, "Oh, what a terrible event!" - Uh-huh. 288 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:07,475 Miss Baker. 289 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,391 Colonel Hollanek is coming to Norton tomorrow 290 00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:10,993 to check on some of our PRT work. 291 00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:13,116 And you and your crew are clear to tag along. 292 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,913 - Great, thanks. - Rolls out at zero-six. 293 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:18,951 - That's 6:00 a.m. - I know that, yeah. 294 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:21,798 Fire! 295 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:25,456 Come on, let's go! Get this shit together! We gotta move! 296 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:27,198 Fucking hands out of your pockets! 297 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,793 You think you're in the fucking Army? 298 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,712 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 299 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:33,269 What is this? 300 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:34,873 Uh, that's my supplies. Camera stuff. 301 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:36,757 You fucking kidding me? 302 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:40,799 This is an orange ruck. No, ma'am. Not on my vehicle. 303 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:44,316 The girl at the North Face store said it was, like, military grade. 304 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,994 Well, where are you gonna hide it? Inside a fucking sunset? 305 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:50,390 I mean, even the Dutch Army don't wear orange. 306 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:51,833 Fix it. 307 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,631 How do I fix it? 308 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:55,909 Rapono! 309 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:14,432 Got to stay hydrated, ma'am. 310 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:16,750 Coughlin. I didn't recognize you. 311 00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:19,389 That's 'cause I'm in warrior mode. 312 00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:21,198 It makes me taller. 313 00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:24,871 Enjoy the ride, ma'am. 314 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:51,790 I'm dying to know who blew up my well. 315 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,199 Working on it, Colonel. 316 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,311 That was a nice fucking well, Corporal. 317 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:02,160 What'd he say? 318 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,152 What's that mean? 319 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:10,117 He wants to know if you are the Russians. 320 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:13,153 - The Russians? - Mmm. 321 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,832 No! 322 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:18,354 No, sir. That was 20 years ago. 323 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:19,793 And we're here to help. 324 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:23,832 And I'm black. 325 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,760 The Russians are blacks now. 326 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:34,674 If we fix the well, you can't blow it up. 327 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:39,034 Kim, I was talking to some of the younger men. 328 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:41,395 They say the Taliban came at night. 329 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,800 I don't care. No. I drank too much water and I have to pee. 330 00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:46,753 Stop. Stop. I am engaged to be married. 331 00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:50,033 Okay, Fahim, I know you like your women to be, like, 332 00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:52,429 beautiful, mysterious IKEA bags, okay? 333 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:55,592 But we urinate, Doctor. Out of our vaginas. 334 00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:58,599 You think you urinate out the... 335 00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:00,079 No. I know it's a separate thing! 336 00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:01,354 God! Just please help me. 337 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:03,317 There is nowhere for you to go. 338 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,118 I cannot ask these men about this. 339 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:06,816 And I'm not allowed to talk to the women. 340 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:09,991 Fine. Forget it. I'll hold it. Women are tough, right? 341 00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:20,394 Are you okay, ma'am? 342 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:24,000 Gosh, damn it, man. This is a new one. 343 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:27,757 I was cursing your name at 0-stupid-30, but I'm glad I came out today. 344 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:31,794 Would you not have gone on patrol today if I weren't here? 345 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:33,916 No, I'd be back in Norton filling HESCOs. 346 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,256 Copy that. 347 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:38,317 We're still 5 mikes. It must be one hairy dump. 348 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:40,675 No, I'm just getting my pants on. Damn it, Sergeant Hurd. 349 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,028 Whatever. 350 00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:43,200 Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. 351 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:44,315 Marine! 352 00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,112 Make a hole, Baker. 353 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:53,633 Move out! 354 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:25,709 Why are we stopping? 355 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:27,438 The lead vehicle bottomed out. 356 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:30,478 Okay! Heads on a swivel! 357 00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:33,038 Didn't we come this way? 358 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:35,477 We most surely did. 359 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:41,556 - Contact left! - Stay in the vehicle! 360 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:48,395 Shit! Hot! Hot bullet things! 361 00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:55,633 Kim, don't get out of the car! Kim! 362 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:01,992 Whoa! 363 00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:04,514 Get down behind the engine block! 364 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:06,397 Stay there! Stay there! 365 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,156 Kim. 366 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:10,559 Get back in the car! 367 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:23,310 No, please, Kim! 368 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:40,477 Ma'am, I asked you to stay put! 369 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:42,039 Those assholes tried to shoot us! 370 00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:44,795 Jesus! 371 00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:46,916 You have got to be shitting me! 372 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:50,197 You just shot a Javelin at a fucking car! 373 00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:52,669 That's an $80,000 piece of ordnance! 374 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:55,832 Can any of you geniuses tell me the Kelley Blue Book value 375 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:58,753 of a 1989 Toyota pickup? 376 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:13,197 Oorah, Baker. Get some. 377 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:20,720 I hope you got all that on film, ma'am. 378 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,916 'Cause that right there, that's what we do best. 379 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,433 Hearts and minds. 380 00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:27,318 That's the two best places to shoot somebody. 381 00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:32,515 What? 382 00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:34,278 I told you to stay in the car. 383 00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:36,316 Okay, I'll get back in the car. 384 00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:39,360 The Marines don't have much to say about Iraq. 385 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:43,510 Their mantra is that they are focused on doing the job here. 386 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,591 And even though, as we saw firsthand, 387 00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:48,911 attacks against coalition forces are up, 388 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:52,197 Corporal Coughlin told me earlier that he is still not planning 389 00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:55,590 to lock and load his weapon when he is out on patrol. 390 00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:58,114 Our own Kim Baker reporting for us live. 391 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:03,234 Welcome! 392 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:08,353 Wow, good job, Kim! Ruthless! 393 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:13,952 Bitch, we are going out tonight! Whoo! 394 00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:43,238 It's okay. It's okay. Here. 395 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:49,155 It's okay. It's all right. 396 00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:00,234 Why don't I know who you are? 397 00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:04,832 You're what, like, 42? 398 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:05,920 Sold. 399 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,319 Why have I never heard of you? 400 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:10,796 Yeah, I haven't done a lot of overseas reporting. 401 00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:14,077 I've done mostly domestic reportage. 402 00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:16,475 "Reportage"? 403 00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:19,393 Domestic reportage. 404 00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:22,797 Look, everyone in the Kabubble is full of shit. It's okay. 405 00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:24,074 Half the accents are fake. 406 00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:28,153 The whole "I'm ex-Special Forces" wankers are flat out lying. 407 00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:30,118 "Reportage"? 408 00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:35,039 Oh, Christ, what is this? 409 00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:36,840 I really shouldn't have my back to the door. 410 00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:38,353 It's bad tradecraft, 411 00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:41,113 but it's worth it to talk to you two ladies. 412 00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:44,113 - Fuck off. - Ugh. 413 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:45,799 You got it. 414 00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:49,356 Champagne? 415 00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:50,793 Thank you. 416 00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:52,149 Finish this, 417 00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:54,515 and then we'll go meet some friends in Wazir Akbar Khan. 418 00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:57,319 And I am warning you now, do not sleep with lain. 419 00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:59,356 - Who is lain? - He's a proper asshole. 420 00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:01,436 - Shall we? - Yeah. 421 00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:03,115 Is that a cab? 422 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,592 Is your full name Shakira? 423 00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:12,069 'Cause I thought it was a Colombian nickname. 424 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:13,275 Why would you think that? 425 00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:14,496 Because of the singer. 426 00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:19,036 No, I know. I'm kidding. No, it's Arabic for "thankful." 427 00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:20,758 Kim is American for "white lady." 428 00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:24,310 Actually, "Kim" means "who" in Turkish. 429 00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:26,238 "Who's that white lady?" 430 00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:27,753 It's Kim. 431 00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:30,308 That's so you can remember my name. 432 00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:33,114 So... This is Iain. Iain, Kim. 433 00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:37,990 Kim. Kim. Kim. Kim, nice work. 434 00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:41,193 You sit next to the only two women in a country the size of Texas 435 00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:43,475 that remind a man that you're really only okay looking. 436 00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:47,274 Well, she said you were an asshole, 437 00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:48,696 but that's really above and beyond. 438 00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:49,755 - Who said that? - Tanya. 439 00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:51,273 No. No. No. I don't think so. 440 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:53,112 A lot of women find me very charming, Kim. 441 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:55,873 - No, not biological women. - Oh, really? 442 00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:57,279 Women who think that an accent 443 00:26:57,360 --> 00:26:58,395 is the same thing 444 00:26:58,480 --> 00:26:59,959 - as a personality, maybe. - Oh! 445 00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:01,496 Nae, haud yer wheesht. 446 00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,590 Go bile yer heid, ya wee bampot. 447 00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:07,997 I bet you're wetter than a submarine with screen doors now. 448 00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:09,080 Oh! 449 00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:11,118 I got that from a pickup book. 450 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:12,633 - Jesus. - Oh, yeah. 451 00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:13,720 Mmm. 452 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:15,469 So what's your deal? 453 00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:17,073 You got chucked over by some guy 454 00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:18,792 so you think, "Forget him." 455 00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:20,871 "I'm gonna go discover the wonders of the East," 456 00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:23,269 "and I'm gonna fuck a Scottish guy and write a book." 457 00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:24,952 I'm Scottish, by the way. 458 00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:30,398 Cheers. 459 00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:31,913 Cheers. 460 00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:37,912 - Cheers. - Salud. 461 00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:39,871 - Cheers. - To Kim! 462 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:43,752 Is this your first night out? 463 00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:45,353 Yes. 464 00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:47,158 It is, actually. 465 00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:51,513 That little bastard! 466 00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:52,600 Oh, no, Kim. 467 00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:55,240 You didn't give Egg Boy money, did you? 468 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:59,355 Hey! Egg Boy! Hey! You're a little shitbird! 469 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,272 I hope you get salmonella! 470 00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:04,078 Oh! 471 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:06,192 I gave him, like, $100! 472 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:07,713 - $100? - What? 473 00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:10,714 I'd give you my eggs for $100. 474 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,069 Where are we going? 475 00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:15,594 A whorehouse. You're going to love it. 476 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:20,269 You see that? 477 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,270 It's a brothel and a Chinese restaurant. 478 00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:37,800 Do you remember this video? 479 00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:41,313 Everybody was drawings. 480 00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:46,790 Me? Oh, no, thank you. 481 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:50,836 Look, a month ago, I was writing a story about corn syrup. 482 00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:52,717 Okay? I was not happy. 483 00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:55,189 I didn't think there was anything else out there for me. 484 00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:56,554 Just death. 485 00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:57,896 Then this came along and... 486 00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:59,592 I don't care. 487 00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:03,355 Wenge, do you guys have regular access to healthcare? 488 00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:15,496 He called me a Fenian bastard. 489 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:18,830 I fuckin' showed him what for, kicked his teeth in, the cunt. 490 00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:22,151 Oi, Tanya? What's her story? 491 00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:26,592 She has a boyfriend. And she's unconscious, okay? 492 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:29,148 Not that either of those things have ever stopped you before. 493 00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:31,117 That's not true. That's not true. 494 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:33,236 - Firstly, I'm afraid of boyfriends. - Mmm-hmm. 495 00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:35,356 Secondly, I'm a gentleman. 496 00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:40,599 What? According to no less an authority than Grace Mugabe. 497 00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:42,193 I held a door open for her once. 498 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:44,475 Let me just have a little peekaboo. 499 00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:45,879 Get out! 500 00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:47,757 Actually, not bad. 501 00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:50,954 - I think I missed one. - Stop! 502 00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:54,269 Il y a du monde au balcon. Pas mal. 503 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:55,554 Kim? 504 00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:57,039 You all right there, mate? 505 00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:58,633 Oh, wouldn't you like to know? 506 00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:00,392 Hey. I'm just talking about her safety. 507 00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:04,029 Nic here does security for Kim, Iain. 508 00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:13,073 Right, well! 509 00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:16,276 I'm off. Excuse me. 510 00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:17,640 - Excused. - Good night. 511 00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:19,711 - Bye, darling! - Good night. 512 00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:24,476 The best, Nic! 513 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,992 Oh, that's Oprah. 514 00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:52,280 Hello. 515 00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:54,828 It's Fahim. Are you ready to go? 516 00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:57,830 Go where, dude? It's Saturday. 517 00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:00,269 Friday is the only day off in the Islamic week. 518 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:01,759 We have interviews. 519 00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:03,677 No! That was not made clear. That's... No. 520 00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:05,796 That's bullshit, Fahim. No. 521 00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:08,599 Kim, today we are meeting Ali Massoud Sadiq. 522 00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:11,439 I sent research. He's likely to be Attorney General. 523 00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:19,871 - Please hold. - Please come outside. 524 00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:23,157 This is against what I believe as an American. 525 00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,231 I am sorry, but we have to go. 526 00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:27,112 Oh, my shoes. Shit. 527 00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:29,714 You wish to interview me, Mr. Ahmadzai? 528 00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:33,152 I do, Mr. Sadiq. Yes, on camera. 529 00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,312 Mr. Ahmadzai, 530 00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,391 I am a person of, 531 00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:39,710 of no consequence. 532 00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:41,074 Well, you soon might be 533 00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:43,594 the second most powerful person in Afghanistan. 534 00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:44,874 Mr. Ahmadzai, 535 00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:48,236 I run a small department inside the Interior Ministry. 536 00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:51,437 What possible interest could I be to the Americans? 537 00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:55,035 Because your Ministry for the Prevention of Vice 538 00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:56,991 and the Encouragement of Virtue 539 00:31:57,080 --> 00:32:01,198 sounds a lot like the Taliban's old Ministry of Vice and Virtue. 540 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:05,199 Don't you think? 541 00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:15,911 - Kim Baker. - Mmm-hmm. 542 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:22,234 When the Taliban was in power, 543 00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:24,959 they enforced their version of sharia. 544 00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:26,376 One of their edicts was a rule that 545 00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:29,039 all men must shave the hair of their pubis. 546 00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:32,914 They would walk the streets carrying a small wooden rod, 547 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,672 a dowel, 548 00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:38,036 which they would roll along the front of a man's trousers. 549 00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:42,352 If a man's pubic hair was long enough to curl around the dowel, 550 00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:45,711 they would beat him. 551 00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:47,949 Now, I ask you, 552 00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:51,394 do I look like a man to walk the streets 553 00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:54,119 carrying a hair-of-the-pubis dowel? 554 00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:56,878 No, sir, you do not. 555 00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:02,233 I returned to this country to save it. 556 00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:04,590 I am a friend of America. 557 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:06,216 Which is why you should let me interview you, 558 00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:08,390 so people can understand that. 559 00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:11,633 I like you, Kim. 560 00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:13,751 I like your mouthiness. 561 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:15,720 That is a word, yes? 562 00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:19,514 It reminds me of my time living in London. 563 00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:23,110 You make me feel like a young man again. 564 00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:25,951 But I do not know you. 565 00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:31,198 How can we get to know each other, Kim? 566 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:34,880 Hmm? 567 00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:40,910 Yes, excellent, Kim! 568 00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:45,714 Put a turban on her, she'd make a very handsome boy. 569 00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:24,072 How are you? You okay there? 570 00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:27,296 What the hell was that? 571 00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:29,436 It's probably just a wedding somewhere nearby. 572 00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:31,397 They like to shoot off guns at weddings here. 573 00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:33,038 You get it, you're from Florida. 574 00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:34,593 Funny. 575 00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:36,079 When was the last time I saw you? 576 00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:37,559 Since June? 577 00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:40,154 I'm sorry that I didn't get back last month. 578 00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:43,191 I can be in New York by Thursday. 579 00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:46,272 I miss you and I want to see you. And I... 580 00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:47,759 I have... 581 00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:49,796 Oh, not again. 582 00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:54,912 I hate this fucking airport. 583 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,720 Can I bring you guys anything from New York? 584 00:34:57,680 --> 00:34:59,989 Just bring us back a six pack, eh? 585 00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:02,551 - This is Kim. - Kim Baker? 586 00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:04,671 It is Sadiq. 587 00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:07,990 Mr. Sadiq, hi. 588 00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:11,472 How about an interview with Pacha Khan? 589 00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:13,312 Pacha Khan, the warlord? 590 00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:15,072 Pacha Khan is a businessman. 591 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:16,994 Would you like that? 592 00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:20,470 Uh, yeah. Yeah. But I'm on my way to New York to see my boyfriend. 593 00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:22,869 You will be the first Western journalist 594 00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:25,190 to interview him since the Soviet War. 595 00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:28,397 Shall we say tomorrow? 596 00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:37,152 Okay, yes, of course. Thank you. 597 00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:40,999 - What? - Back in the car. 598 00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:45,069 Wait here. 599 00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:53,513 It's okay, come. 600 00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:21,079 She is a Muslim? 601 00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:29,709 Yes. 602 00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:33,557 Have her pray for me. 603 00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:44,433 She is Turkish. 604 00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:48,840 You wouldn't understand her anyway. 605 00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:53,120 Hmm. 606 00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:58,313 - Okay. Yes. - Yeah? 607 00:36:58,400 --> 00:36:59,435 Okay. 608 00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:06,028 Pacha Khan, thank you for your kind hospitality. 609 00:37:07,240 --> 00:37:10,596 Put a turban on her and she would make a handsome boy! 610 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,115 What? 611 00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:26,874 No. 612 00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:30,199 Oh, Kim. Cheers. 613 00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:31,599 Hi. 614 00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:32,715 What a rush, yeah? 615 00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:36,759 Pacha Khan, yeah. It's like, adrenaline. Everyone was... 616 00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:38,193 Good job. 617 00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:39,599 Yeah, it went well. 618 00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:42,752 But, you know, I was... I was in the... 619 00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:44,712 The New Zealand SAS back home. 620 00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:47,314 And today felt like jumping out of an airplane. 621 00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:50,757 Or like, you know, like having sex. 622 00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:56,549 Kim! 623 00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:00,719 Tanya's got scotch. It won't last long, so... 624 00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:04,757 Nic, you're welcome, too, you big cunt! 625 00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:08,111 That's a term of affection, by the way. 626 00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:13,872 You were supposed to be in New York, sneaky girl. 627 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,037 Yeah, Chris is not super pleased. 628 00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:19,475 Chris can suck a fat one. 629 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,397 I'm trying to see if they put my story up, 630 00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:25,835 but this Internet connection is the worst! 631 00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:27,996 Oh, Goddamn it, Jaweed! 632 00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:29,229 Oh, Christ! 633 00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:31,159 - Really? - Wow. 634 00:38:31,240 --> 00:38:32,468 Although, donkeys aside, 635 00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:33,788 - he's a good fixer. - Mmm. 636 00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:38,436 Oh, no, thanks. Morning shows. 637 00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:41,028 You have something they want for the mornings? 638 00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:45,398 Maybe. I don't know. Maybe. 639 00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:46,635 Hmm. 640 00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:48,398 That's what I'm trying to see. 641 00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:52,997 You know, I heard that he has contacts in the Tribals. 642 00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:55,878 Like real Taliban contacts. 643 00:38:56,720 --> 00:38:58,039 - Jaweed? - Jaweed. 644 00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:00,874 - No fucking way. - Mmm, apparently. 645 00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:03,913 Would you do that? Would you go down there? 646 00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:10,275 Yeah, sure, if it was the right call. 647 00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:12,840 Yeah, but how do you know if it's the right call? 648 00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:18,356 Fuck, man, I don't know. 649 00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:20,510 That is why we drink, do drugs 650 00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:23,068 and shag strangers in restaurant bathrooms. 651 00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:46,536 Kim, are you okay? What's going on? 652 00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:48,596 Oh, shoot. Oh, sorry, what time is it? 653 00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:50,272 I don't know. I'm in Seattle. 654 00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:52,456 God, I thought you got shot at a wedding or something. 655 00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:53,515 - Jesus, Kim! - No. 656 00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:55,551 Sorry. So, just real quick... 657 00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:56,868 I want you to come visit me. 658 00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:58,188 In Afghanistan? Really? 659 00:39:58,320 --> 00:39:59,336 I mean, I've got tons of miles. 660 00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:00,416 I could fly you first class. 661 00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:02,656 I have to look at a calendar. I don't think I can do it this month. 662 00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:03,896 I'm here until, like, at least the 15th. 663 00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:05,040 But when I get back maybe... 664 00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:07,111 - Who is in your bed, Chris? - What? 665 00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:09,752 No, that's my bag. 666 00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:11,990 Look in the mirror, dipshit. 667 00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:16,753 My God. You motherfucker. Unbelievable. Unbelievable! 668 00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:18,159 You calm the fuck down! 669 00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:19,992 Listen, you haven't been home in months. 670 00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:21,296 You forgot my fucking birthday! 671 00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:22,976 Oh, right, it's my fault. Great, Chris. You're a genius. 672 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,195 And I kept your stupid fucking plants alive, 673 00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:27,840 but you let this relationship wither and die! 674 00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,917 Ugh! Did you have that prepared? 675 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,000 - What? - Pussy! 676 00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:34,456 You know what? Have fun in Seattle. 677 00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:35,656 You should go to the Rock 'n' Roll Museum. 678 00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:36,999 It sucks. You'll fit right in. 679 00:40:57,720 --> 00:40:59,438 Are you shitting me? 680 00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:08,235 Fahim. 681 00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:10,311 Let's apply for another embed. 682 00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:12,552 Because I want to get out of Kabul. 683 00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:15,871 I just need to get out of Kabul. 684 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:19,795 I need "me time", exactly. That's... 685 00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:21,199 See? I told you that O magazine 686 00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:24,238 would increase your understanding of women. 687 00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:37,514 Hey, you guys are 3-5, right? 688 00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:39,471 Do you know a Corporal Coughlin? 689 00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:40,600 No, ma'am. 690 00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:43,114 Sorry, but I've only been here for a couple months. 691 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,992 Ma'am, if you set one foot in front of the other, 692 00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:50,072 there's less chance you lose both feet if we hit an IED. 693 00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:55,753 Vides, make ready. 694 00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:04,350 Man, we are definitely losing the war 695 00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:06,590 when it comes to this particular well. 696 00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:08,951 I swear to God, they blow up another well, 697 00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:10,296 I take another pair of boots off. 698 00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:12,436 It's like fucking musical chairs. 699 00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:16,077 Hey, do I have to buy a dress for your wedding? 700 00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:19,391 No. Whatever you wear in Kabul is fine. 701 00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:22,231 - Yeah? - Yes. 702 00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:26,955 The only thing I ask is that you make sure my friend is there. 703 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,950 Aw, your friend is me. 704 00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:34,039 I get it. 705 00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:32,750 - Mount up! - Jesus, Stern! 706 00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:35,793 General, excuse me. Hey. General, do you have a minute? 707 00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:38,269 - Not now, Baker. - It's just... 708 00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:41,554 The Taliban haven't been destroying the well here. 709 00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:44,240 The women of the village are destroying it. 710 00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:45,958 Or so they tell me. 711 00:43:49,240 --> 00:43:51,515 We dug that well several times for the women 712 00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:53,272 so they don't have to walk to the river. 713 00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:55,118 But they want to walk to the river. 714 00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:57,760 It's their only chance to be social 715 00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:00,115 and gossip and, you know, hang out. 716 00:44:00,240 --> 00:44:02,913 I think that they have a bunch of old Soviet landmines, 717 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:06,151 and they just prop one up and throw rocks at it. 718 00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:21,595 Kim, did you ever feel like you're manning that tollgate 719 00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:24,553 and the engineer's yelling, "I got pig iron, I got pig iron"? 720 00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:28,233 No. I don't know what that means. But it's very folksy. 721 00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:30,515 Also, the women, obviously, they don't want the men 722 00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:32,158 to know about this, so they are hoping 723 00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:34,834 that you would just refuse to repair the well this time. 724 00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:35,920 Well, they're in luck. 725 00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:38,395 That's exactly what I told the mullah, so... 726 00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:42,593 Well done, Baker. 727 00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:44,879 Hooyah, General. 728 00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:48,509 Marines say "Oorah." 729 00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:50,795 The Navy says "Hooyah." 730 00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:52,871 - Don't mix those two up. - Got it. 731 00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:55,678 Have a good... Have a good ride. 732 00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:20,435 Kim. 733 00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:24,400 Kim. 734 00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:29,800 Sorry. 735 00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:45,270 - You look beautiful! - You look beautiful! 736 00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:46,360 Oh, my God. 737 00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:53,391 - Oh, my God. - Oh, no! 738 00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:54,839 Kim! 739 00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:57,954 What the dick? 740 00:45:58,040 --> 00:46:00,076 Why did Fahim tell me I could dress like this? 741 00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:02,674 Well, he didn't want you to have to go buy something. 742 00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:04,600 Oh, my God. I only washed the front of my hair. 743 00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:05,800 Here. You know what? 744 00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:08,256 I'm going to let you have one of these. 745 00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:09,508 Thank you. 746 00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:11,199 Now I look great. 747 00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:12,474 Now you're ready. 748 00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:13,629 Now I'm ready to party. 749 00:46:13,720 --> 00:46:14,755 Oh, she likes it. 750 00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:17,960 - Sure. - Oh, wow. Well... 751 00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:39,711 It was worse than a unibrow. It went all the way into his hair. 752 00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:42,016 We all have some reason 753 00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:43,109 for being here. 754 00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:44,713 What's your reason? 755 00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:45,835 What is yours? 756 00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:47,296 I don't have a good one. I'm just here. 757 00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:49,151 Come on, she just told her unibrow story. 758 00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:50,593 I just... I don't have one. 759 00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:51,749 Come on. 760 00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:57,993 I was at the gym after work one night. Stationary bike. 761 00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:01,313 Okay? The same bike every day. 762 00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:04,073 And I notice this 763 00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:05,229 indentation in the carpet, 764 00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:06,880 it's, like, a foot in front of my bike. 765 00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:10,916 And I realize that it's from where my bike used to be. 766 00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:17,515 I have done thousands of miles on this bike 767 00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:20,596 and I have gone backwards. 768 00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:22,910 I have literally gone backwards. 769 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:24,194 I just 770 00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:27,917 wanted to blow everything up. I just wanted out of my job, 771 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:31,788 writing news scripts for dumb pretty people to read. 772 00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:33,233 I wanted... 773 00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:36,270 out of having to decide whether 774 00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:39,591 I should just marry my mildly depressive boyfriend. 775 00:47:39,720 --> 00:47:41,073 And that's it. 776 00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:44,634 I just... I couldn't look at that 777 00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:46,432 fucking carpet anymore. 778 00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:51,758 Oh... 779 00:47:53,720 --> 00:47:56,951 Well, that is officially the most 780 00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:59,235 American white lady story I've ever heard. 781 00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:01,675 - Shut up. - It is. 782 00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:03,028 You know what? Fuck that. 783 00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:07,636 You are a battle-tested foreign correspondent. 784 00:48:07,720 --> 00:48:10,996 You're a solid Kabul 9.5. 785 00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:13,389 And you are fucking single, all right? 786 00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:16,392 So that lady back at the gym, she's dead. 787 00:48:17,240 --> 00:48:18,719 This is your life. 788 00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:44,676 Despite Taliban threats, election observers 789 00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:46,478 are reporting high voter turnout, 790 00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:47,913 especially in cities. 791 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,911 A British fighter-bomber last week 792 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:51,877 reduced this compound to rubble. 793 00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:54,997 not to cooperate. Oh, God. Christ, there's a... 794 00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:59,268 Bahzo! There's a bahzo here! 795 00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:02,352 The surprise visit from Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld. 796 00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:05,233 Today, Kabul's first licensed female driver, 797 00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:07,993 Gulbahar Yousofy, hits the road. 798 00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:13,114 That sucks. That sucks for women. 799 00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:17,029 Thank you. 800 00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:21,553 Congratulations on your promotion, 801 00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:23,296 - Mr. Attorney General. - Thank you. 802 00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:24,936 As I said, we could have done this over the phone. 803 00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:27,428 I'm just looking for a statement on sharia in Kandahar. 804 00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:29,397 I understand that you are no longer 805 00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:31,311 with your special friend Chris. 806 00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:33,915 Who told you that? 807 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:35,513 Very little happens in Afghanistan 808 00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:38,831 that Ali Massoud Sadiq does not know about. 809 00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:39,989 Very little. 810 00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:41,709 May I show you something? 811 00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:42,869 Of course. 812 00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:50,839 You have a bed in your office. 813 00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:51,989 Yes. 814 00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:54,637 There is a bed here now. 815 00:49:57,480 --> 00:50:01,598 So, no comment on sharia in Kandahar or... 816 00:50:06,240 --> 00:50:07,673 No comment. 817 00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:10,194 - We are going to ISAF later, yes? - I don't know. 818 00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:12,828 Pressers and "right of boom" crap. Who cares? 819 00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:14,216 We need to enterprise something. Okay? 820 00:50:14,240 --> 00:50:16,276 We need to get out of the bubble. 821 00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:18,239 Oh, that hit the net. 822 00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:20,432 - The what? - It hit the net. 823 00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:22,751 - The invisible net? - Yes. 824 00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:24,512 - My point. - Let's go. Bullshit. 825 00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:27,216 You know, Kim, the reason that your village well story got traction is 826 00:50:27,240 --> 00:50:29,754 because it wasn't a bang-bang, it was about women's rights. 827 00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:31,638 It was a brilliant piece, that. 828 00:50:31,720 --> 00:50:32,994 Oh, fucking hell. 829 00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:35,349 We should go to Kandahar. 830 00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:36,589 No, too dangerous. 831 00:50:36,720 --> 00:50:38,915 No way. It's a wee bit fluid down there these days, 832 00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:40,115 security-wise. 833 00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:42,000 Yeah, it might be a bit much for you, eh, Nic? 834 00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:43,096 You're a bit late to the whole. 835 00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:44,760 "Kandahar's gone to shit" party. You know? 836 00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:46,816 What about the woman thing where the sharia law is back? 837 00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:48,536 And there was a firebombing there the other day. 838 00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:49,656 Yeah, I think it's worth the risk. 839 00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:51,398 Iain, that's easy for you to say, mate, 840 00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:54,313 sitting there in your cozzie taking photos of the fucking garden. 841 00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:56,709 Look, Nicky, I know you've been specially trained 842 00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:59,473 to protect New Zealand from, what, fucking dolphins? 843 00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:01,916 But I'm not exactly a war zone virgin, you know? 844 00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,639 I was kidnapped by the AIG when they were still called that. 845 00:51:04,720 --> 00:51:06,153 Why dolphins? 846 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:08,416 What do dolphins got to do with New Zealand? 847 00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:09,456 Nothing to do with it. I'm just... 848 00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:10,629 White pointers and sharks, 849 00:51:10,720 --> 00:51:11,856 but the dolphins never hurt anyone. 850 00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:14,336 I know they've not hurt anyone, mate. I'm just making the point... 851 00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:15,640 I'm not gonna protect my country 852 00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:17,432 from an animal that hasn't hurt anyone. 853 00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:18,714 Oh, Jesus Christ. 854 00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:21,719 Dolphins? What a joke. 855 00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:23,416 I'll come with you in the car if there's room. 856 00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:25,158 Oh, great, we're all going to Kandahar! 857 00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:30,672 I can make some calls. We can take my car. 858 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,230 Kim, if we are going to Kandahar, 859 00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:35,749 you will need to buy some new clothes. 860 00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:37,509 I can't... 861 00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:49,672 Ah! It's so pretty, I don't even want to vote. 862 00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:19,840 I'm flipping you the bird in here right now. 863 00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:22,416 - Is this your car, Fahim? - Yes. 864 00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:23,856 This is a fucking piece of shit. 865 00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:25,632 I think it's very nice. 866 00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:32,312 No one is staring at me. It's weird. 867 00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:35,233 You are in the Blue Prison now. 868 00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:10,560 Fahim, what does the graffiti say? 869 00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:12,990 "No education for woman." 870 00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:18,752 - Brian. - Huh? 871 00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:42,359 Fahim, what's going on up there? 872 00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:46,629 The Taliban used to do this. 873 00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:50,074 Execute the radios and televisions. 874 00:53:54,240 --> 00:53:56,071 Oh, shit! 875 00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:01,976 Get out of the way! 876 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,274 Move on! Move on! 877 00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:05,635 You guys can't go out there, but I can. 878 00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:13,950 - Kim, come back. - Kim, wait! Come back. 879 00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:58,400 Kim, now. We must hurry. We must hurry. 880 00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:15,473 Get in the car! 881 00:55:18,240 --> 00:55:19,832 Get out of here! 882 00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:26,308 That was a men's park, Kim! Men only! 883 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:29,149 Fuck! 884 00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:33,391 Bebakhshid, Fahim. 885 00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:42,159 coalition capacity, 886 00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:43,798 priorities and support. 887 00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:48,636 Let's look now at the 12 first-tier drivers in the current COIN paradigm. 888 00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:50,280 Shit. 889 00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:52,191 Tactical and institutional... 890 00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:53,576 is always in purple, 891 00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:54,919 and noting as such... 892 00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:57,113 Kim Baker. 893 00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:58,553 Sir, do you have a minute? 894 00:55:58,760 --> 00:56:00,512 If I'm understanding this briefing, 895 00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:02,318 I have all the fucking time in the world. 896 00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:04,755 Okay. Well, I'm covering the girls' school 897 00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:06,194 in Kandahar that was firebombed 898 00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:09,352 and I'm wondering if you could give me something, on background, 899 00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:12,876 just about the security situation here 900 00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:14,791 and the state of the war in general. 901 00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:16,353 Yeah, I can give you something. 902 00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:17,873 This war is like fucking a gorilla. 903 00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:20,110 You keep going till the gorilla wants to stop. 904 00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:23,111 I think I can paraphrase that. 905 00:56:23,240 --> 00:56:24,593 Knock yourself out. 906 00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:44,393 You know, Afghanistan produces 90% of the world's narcotic opiates. 907 00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:45,913 - So they say. - Mmm. 908 00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:49,918 When I worked in the hospital, 909 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,992 these men, heroin addicts, 910 00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:55,833 would come in with a child. 911 00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:58,673 They'd say, "Oh, my son, he broke his arm." 912 00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:02,194 And while we were tending to the child, 913 00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:04,510 the men would steal our morphine. 914 00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:09,398 And we would wonder how the arm got broken to begin with. 915 00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:11,630 What are we talking about, Fahim? 916 00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:13,960 Hmm. 917 00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:18,272 The human body produces its own heroin. 918 00:57:18,360 --> 00:57:20,635 In fact, when the fight-or-flight instinct 919 00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:22,950 is activated in the hypothalamus, 920 00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:28,034 your body releases endorphins, dopamine and norepinephrine. 921 00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:33,790 That is heroin, cocaine and amphetamine, all at once. 922 00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:37,395 Okay, great. Are we having the Afghan version of this conversation, 923 00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:38,696 where in New York we would have 924 00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:41,154 gotten to the point, like, five minutes ago? 925 00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:46,556 There is a reason to believe that a person 926 00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:49,148 can get addicted to this type of high. 927 00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:52,628 Soldiers, athletes... 928 00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:54,676 War reporters. Got it. 929 00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:59,479 An addict always needs a greater and greater dosage. 930 00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:03,439 And then people make mistakes, people get hurt. 931 00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:06,432 I get it. You're a newlywed. I can 932 00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:09,080 probably get them to go up to $125 a day. 933 00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:18,518 Let us have the 934 00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:23,195 American version of this conversation. 935 00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:24,715 Okay. 936 00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:29,273 I do not want to work with you anymore. 937 00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:31,630 No, okay, wait. Fahim, I know I fucked up. 938 00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:34,154 I do not think you do. 939 00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:36,430 - Hear me out. - Kim, no. 940 00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:41,870 I am now married. I want to have children. 941 00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:43,951 It will not happen again. It's not gonna... 942 00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:49,074 "I ride after a deer and find myself chased by a hog." 943 00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:51,478 "I plot to get what I want" 944 00:58:52,520 --> 00:58:54,317 "and I end up in prison." 945 00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:57,915 "I dig pits to trap others and I fall in." 946 00:58:58,800 --> 00:59:01,394 "I should be suspicious of what I want." 947 00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:04,951 I don't know what that means. 948 00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:10,593 You do. 949 00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:18,760 Fahim? 950 01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:03,638 I can't breathe in here. 951 01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:05,953 Time to take a walk. 952 01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:08,152 I have to go outside. 953 01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:10,796 I have to go home. 954 01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:19,079 Put on your headscarf. 955 01:00:35,920 --> 01:00:37,114 Shit. 956 01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:38,553 It's the wrong house. 957 01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:45,193 Oh, shit. 958 01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:10,511 Kim? 959 01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:12,318 What the hell are you doing? 960 01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:17,594 Here. 961 01:01:17,680 --> 01:01:21,673 Kim, sip that. Okay? You all right? 962 01:01:22,960 --> 01:01:25,758 Keep sipping that. You're all right. It's okay. 963 01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:27,193 It's okay. Hey. 964 01:01:28,160 --> 01:01:29,376 Hey, it's all right. 965 01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:32,437 Oi. Now, that there was a bit of fun. 966 01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:33,840 - Are you mental? - Okay, mate... 967 01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:35,416 I'm not your mate. I'm gonna ask you again, 968 01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:36,475 are you fucking mental? 969 01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:39,836 - Come on, lain, it's not his fault. - What's your job again? Hmm? 970 01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:41,496 Because if I hadn't come back to see you lot 971 01:01:41,520 --> 01:01:42,736 because I stole a bottle of sake 972 01:01:42,760 --> 01:01:43,896 from a Japanese travel writer... 973 01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:44,955 Wait, you have sake? 974 01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:46,473 you could've killed her, "mate!" 975 01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:48,152 Oh, fuck off. 976 01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:51,954 Jesus! What the fuck? 977 01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:53,880 Dude, what the fuck? 978 01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:56,031 Did you fucking sucker punch me? 979 01:01:56,120 --> 01:01:57,553 You broke my nose. 980 01:01:58,080 --> 01:02:00,230 - You fucking American? - Are you a Yank? 981 01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:02,271 - I'm Canadian, you asshole. - Ugh. 982 01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:04,358 I almost fucked a Canadian? 983 01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:07,318 I'd stay down if I were you, ya wee cunt. 984 01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:09,510 And that's not a term of affection. 985 01:02:10,640 --> 01:02:11,959 Fuck that. 986 01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:24,916 Oh, God! Mmm. 987 01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:28,193 Ow! 988 01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:29,509 - Wait. - Oh, fuck. 989 01:02:29,640 --> 01:02:33,269 Iain, don't carry me around. I'm not a fucking baby. 990 01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:36,228 - Ah! - Goddamn it. 991 01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:37,992 What the fuck are you doing? 992 01:02:43,120 --> 01:02:45,296 - Take it off. - I'm fucking trying to take it off! 993 01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:47,515 Oh, God, I'm gonna put it in you so fucking hard, 994 01:02:47,600 --> 01:02:48,976 - you're gonna fucking get it. - Shh. Don't talk. 995 01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:50,176 I want everything in your mouth. 996 01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:51,235 Iain, just shut it. 997 01:02:51,320 --> 01:02:53,914 I'll take you lying down, come on. 998 01:02:54,040 --> 01:02:56,713 Do you have one of those weird little penises? 999 01:02:56,800 --> 01:02:58,950 No! This is how I want to go. 1000 01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:01,076 No, I don't want to see myself. 1001 01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:02,679 Roll off! 1002 01:03:02,840 --> 01:03:04,831 Okay, fuck it. 1003 01:03:06,920 --> 01:03:09,514 Oh, God, I fucking... 1004 01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:10,669 What are you doing? 1005 01:03:10,760 --> 01:03:13,149 I'm just putting my fucking finger in your mouth. 1006 01:03:13,240 --> 01:03:14,240 Shh. No! 1007 01:03:14,320 --> 01:03:16,000 Come on, just put everything in your mouth. 1008 01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:19,114 Do you want me to go? 1009 01:03:19,200 --> 01:03:20,519 No. 1010 01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:36,912 There's aught like a good shag. 1011 01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:39,430 Okay, let's try to be adults here. 1012 01:03:39,600 --> 01:03:41,113 I think we were. 1013 01:03:41,360 --> 01:03:44,238 Obviously this was just a Kabubble thing, right? 1014 01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:45,355 Just a 1015 01:03:46,080 --> 01:03:49,311 fun mistake where one of us had an orgasm. 1016 01:03:50,040 --> 01:03:52,873 I mean, we're both in a really bad place. And then you 1017 01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:55,350 punched Nic. 1018 01:03:55,840 --> 01:03:57,558 I don't know. It's endorphins, right? 1019 01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:00,519 Nope, that's not what this is. 1020 01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:02,272 No, you don't need to be gallant. 1021 01:04:02,400 --> 01:04:04,118 I'm serious. 1022 01:04:05,120 --> 01:04:08,317 I fancy you, Kim Baker. 1023 01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:10,234 I do. 1024 01:04:10,800 --> 01:04:14,395 Of all the dozens of women in this country, I chose you. 1025 01:04:14,480 --> 01:04:16,277 No, you didn't, because this is not me. 1026 01:04:16,360 --> 01:04:17,429 I would never do this. 1027 01:04:17,560 --> 01:04:20,120 Precisely. Because you're not you anymore. 1028 01:04:20,200 --> 01:04:22,156 You're in the Kabubble. You said so yourself. 1029 01:04:22,240 --> 01:04:24,549 Don't fucking hide. 1030 01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:28,388 Kim, you know the frog in the pot of water? 1031 01:04:28,480 --> 01:04:31,597 You raise the temperature bit by bit, 1032 01:04:31,720 --> 01:04:33,312 the frog doesn't notice? 1033 01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:35,799 That's what this place 1034 01:04:35,880 --> 01:04:37,836 and that's what this job does to all of us. 1035 01:04:37,920 --> 01:04:41,390 It changes your perception of what's normal until... 1036 01:04:43,320 --> 01:04:44,992 until here we are. 1037 01:04:46,520 --> 01:04:47,873 You know the frog boils to death 1038 01:04:47,960 --> 01:04:49,552 - at the end of that, right? - Nope. 1039 01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:50,834 - Yeah. - Nope. 1040 01:04:57,960 --> 01:04:59,996 Is that my toothbrush? 1041 01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:01,400 Ugh! 1042 01:05:02,680 --> 01:05:05,114 What's going on with my Kandahar piece, Ed? 1043 01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:06,679 Jerry killed it. 1044 01:05:06,760 --> 01:05:07,760 Wait, who killed it? 1045 01:05:07,880 --> 01:05:10,348 Jerry Taub, head of the network, Kim. 1046 01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:12,192 - What happened to Angela? - She left. 1047 01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:15,511 She's running a website for women or something. 1048 01:05:15,640 --> 01:05:19,349 Look, I can't sell Afghanistan in Monday meetings. 1049 01:05:19,440 --> 01:05:22,796 Your war's got chronic same-shit-different-day-itis. 1050 01:05:22,880 --> 01:05:25,189 Great. What am I even doing here, Ed? 1051 01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:28,556 I wouldn't ask that too loudly, Kim. 1052 01:05:28,640 --> 01:05:32,235 Though I'd be thrilled to have you back at your old desk. 1053 01:05:38,040 --> 01:05:39,553 That's all I got. 1054 01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:46,396 Hey, I heard that Nic quit and you fucked Iain! 1055 01:05:46,480 --> 01:05:47,515 Whoa, hold on. 1056 01:05:47,600 --> 01:05:49,875 Listen, the Iain thing is not a thing, okay? 1057 01:05:49,960 --> 01:05:52,076 We have the same size hands. I can't. 1058 01:05:52,160 --> 01:05:54,799 It's just work has been a little frustrating. 1059 01:05:54,880 --> 01:05:55,915 Yeah. I get it. 1060 01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:57,752 Because Afghanistan doesn't rate anymore. 1061 01:05:57,840 --> 01:05:59,239 That is bullshit. 1062 01:05:59,320 --> 01:06:00,976 You've got to find your own luck here, babe, 1063 01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:02,228 you know that. 1064 01:06:05,240 --> 01:06:06,468 What? 1065 01:06:07,720 --> 01:06:09,153 What? What is that? 1066 01:06:09,240 --> 01:06:11,629 Hey! You're hooking up Tanya in the Tribals? 1067 01:06:11,720 --> 01:06:13,119 What the fuck, Jaweed? 1068 01:06:13,200 --> 01:06:14,872 Her network will pay me triple. 1069 01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:16,896 I taught you how to clear your Internet history, okay? 1070 01:06:16,920 --> 01:06:18,512 What has Vanderpoel ever done for you? 1071 01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:19,953 Give me a break, man. 1072 01:06:20,080 --> 01:06:22,196 Whatever. You owe me. What else do you have? 1073 01:06:22,280 --> 01:06:23,349 You're Ghilzai, right? 1074 01:06:23,440 --> 01:06:24,839 Do you have any other connections 1075 01:06:24,920 --> 01:06:26,273 to members of the Ghilzai family? 1076 01:06:26,360 --> 01:06:27,998 - You mean Hekmatyar? - Maybe. 1077 01:06:28,080 --> 01:06:30,355 Are you fucking crazy, Kim? Please. 1078 01:06:31,960 --> 01:06:33,632 Hey! Nabil! Hey. 1079 01:06:33,760 --> 01:06:35,557 Are you still in touch with that ISI guy 1080 01:06:35,640 --> 01:06:38,279 who says he knows who killed Abdul Haq? 1081 01:06:38,360 --> 01:06:41,079 That guy? He's dead two years. 1082 01:06:54,640 --> 01:06:55,755 Hey. 1083 01:07:04,760 --> 01:07:06,256 Oh, for fuck's sake. 1084 01:07:06,280 --> 01:07:07,599 Mrs. MacKelpie. 1085 01:07:12,120 --> 01:07:13,189 Twice? 1086 01:07:13,280 --> 01:07:14,296 Two and a half, actually. 1087 01:07:14,320 --> 01:07:15,320 Ugh! 1088 01:07:15,960 --> 01:07:18,428 I don't remember what happened last night. 1089 01:07:18,560 --> 01:07:20,869 Kabul happened, my wee froggy in the pot. 1090 01:07:20,960 --> 01:07:23,474 Did I not wear a headscarf? Where's my phone? 1091 01:07:23,600 --> 01:07:24,736 I believe I threw your mobile in my cupboard. 1092 01:07:24,760 --> 01:07:25,829 Why? 1093 01:07:25,920 --> 01:07:28,150 Because mid-coitus you tried to call Tanya 1094 01:07:28,280 --> 01:07:30,316 about some bloody wild goose chase in the Tribals. 1095 01:07:30,440 --> 01:07:31,714 I told you about that? 1096 01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:32,936 Mmm. Well, it was hard to understand you 1097 01:07:32,960 --> 01:07:35,599 once you asked me to stuff your knickers in your mouth. 1098 01:07:37,040 --> 01:07:38,792 I'm joking, Kim. That didn't happen. 1099 01:07:38,960 --> 01:07:40,757 Fuck. I am... 1100 01:07:40,840 --> 01:07:42,671 I am fucking losing it. 1101 01:07:43,280 --> 01:07:44,713 I need a win. 1102 01:07:44,800 --> 01:07:45,936 Christ, if you're that hard up, 1103 01:07:45,960 --> 01:07:47,712 I'll share my Badakhshan thing with you. 1104 01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:49,199 What Badakhshan thing? 1105 01:07:49,280 --> 01:07:51,874 You know China won the contract to mine for gold up there. 1106 01:07:51,960 --> 01:07:54,428 They built roads, airport, housing, all that. 1107 01:07:54,520 --> 01:07:56,556 Well, guess whose responsibility it is 1108 01:07:56,640 --> 01:07:58,551 to protect the investment of Red China 1109 01:07:58,640 --> 01:08:00,517 in this restive nation? 1110 01:08:01,040 --> 01:08:04,669 American troops, Chinese gold. Oh, Iain, that's really good. 1111 01:08:04,800 --> 01:08:05,949 People are gonna get mad. 1112 01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:07,976 Just waiting for my guy to give me the green light. 1113 01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:10,496 You pay for the trip, I'll share the story with you. Easy peasy. 1114 01:08:10,520 --> 01:08:13,193 Really? Thank you. That's... 1115 01:08:14,160 --> 01:08:15,229 I owe you one. 1116 01:08:15,360 --> 01:08:18,158 Well, how about a half of one? 1117 01:08:18,280 --> 01:08:19,616 And then we can make it an even three. 1118 01:08:19,640 --> 01:08:21,756 Yeah. Or I could buy you breakfast. 1119 01:08:22,720 --> 01:08:25,029 Or a half of one and we can make it an even three. 1120 01:08:25,160 --> 01:08:28,118 I think breakfast is of equal monetary value. 1121 01:08:28,200 --> 01:08:30,111 My middle name is Eoghan. 1122 01:08:30,200 --> 01:08:32,270 Which is Erse... Shut up. 1123 01:08:32,360 --> 01:08:33,952 It's Erse for Owen. 1124 01:08:34,200 --> 01:08:35,428 - "Oo-hee"? - Mmm-hmm. 1125 01:08:35,520 --> 01:08:37,431 - Iain "Oo-hee." - Don't bother. 1126 01:08:37,520 --> 01:08:38,794 Where is Bin Laden? 1127 01:08:38,880 --> 01:08:39,976 People think he's in Pakistan, right? 1128 01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:41,000 Yeah. 1129 01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:42,798 You've got egg in your beard. Hang on. 1130 01:08:42,880 --> 01:08:43,949 Thank you. 1131 01:08:44,040 --> 01:08:46,759 Your national animal is the unicorn. 1132 01:08:46,840 --> 01:08:47,840 I think it's romantic. 1133 01:08:47,920 --> 01:08:49,911 That is the national animal of the kingdom I ruled 1134 01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:51,136 when I was eight. 1135 01:08:51,160 --> 01:08:53,151 Who's your favorite Three Stooge? 1136 01:08:53,720 --> 01:08:57,713 Um, Larry. Because he's put upon in a way that I identify with. 1137 01:08:57,800 --> 01:09:00,268 He's the Art Garfunkel, right? 1138 01:09:00,360 --> 01:09:01,713 Yeah. 1139 01:09:01,800 --> 01:09:04,792 So, I thought I might like to hang out with you for a bit. 1140 01:09:04,880 --> 01:09:06,472 Yeah. Okay. Yeah. 1141 01:09:07,480 --> 01:09:09,056 Do you really want to know what I want to do? 1142 01:09:09,080 --> 01:09:10,080 Yeah. Okay. 1143 01:09:10,120 --> 01:09:11,439 I'd like to kiss you. 1144 01:09:14,920 --> 01:09:16,069 Who knew? 1145 01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:21,594 Here's my little man. 1146 01:09:21,680 --> 01:09:23,830 No, Iain, don't. It's a scam. 1147 01:09:23,920 --> 01:09:26,150 Do you think so? Really? 1148 01:09:26,240 --> 01:09:28,834 I know it's a scam, Kim. So what? 1149 01:09:28,920 --> 01:09:30,956 He's still begging in the street. Hey, Abrahaim. 1150 01:09:31,760 --> 01:09:33,239 There's my boy. 1151 01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:45,752 I knew I'd win you over. 1152 01:09:51,400 --> 01:09:52,515 Jesus! 1153 01:09:59,680 --> 01:10:02,592 What the fuck, Jaweed? Are they coming or not? 1154 01:10:03,280 --> 01:10:04,315 Here they are. 1155 01:10:10,080 --> 01:10:11,256 There they are. 1156 01:10:11,280 --> 01:10:15,114 4-6800, line six north. 1157 01:10:19,960 --> 01:10:21,313 Standing by approval. 1158 01:10:21,560 --> 01:10:23,118 We are clear to engage target. 1159 01:10:23,280 --> 01:10:25,316 Roger. Clear to engage target. 1160 01:10:33,200 --> 01:10:34,758 It is him. That's my guy. 1161 01:10:35,640 --> 01:10:37,376 If we go anywhere, Jaweed, we take our vehicle. 1162 01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:38,515 No carpooling. 1163 01:10:38,600 --> 01:10:39,749 All right. Okay. 1164 01:10:48,040 --> 01:10:49,871 Shit! Shit! 1165 01:10:50,800 --> 01:10:51,994 Stay calm. 1166 01:10:59,480 --> 01:11:00,480 Splash. 1167 01:11:00,560 --> 01:11:01,913 Cease laser. Safe laser. 1168 01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:03,672 Laser off. Laser safe. 1169 01:11:27,600 --> 01:11:29,955 I'm looking for someone. Excuse me. 1170 01:11:37,360 --> 01:11:39,191 - Oh, my God. Tanya. - Hi. 1171 01:11:39,280 --> 01:11:40,679 - Jesus. - Oy. 1172 01:11:42,280 --> 01:11:44,157 Jaweed's dead. 1173 01:11:44,320 --> 01:11:45,673 Andy's in surgery. 1174 01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:47,079 I know. Iain talked to Colin. 1175 01:11:47,240 --> 01:11:48,593 Jesus! 1176 01:11:48,680 --> 01:11:50,033 I know. It's fucked. 1177 01:11:52,480 --> 01:11:54,391 You know, Colin was rolling. 1178 01:11:55,800 --> 01:11:58,155 What, like, rolling-rolling? You have tape? 1179 01:11:58,240 --> 01:12:00,390 He got the whole fucking thing. 1180 01:12:00,480 --> 01:12:03,313 I'm going to go live with it as soon as they let me out of here. 1181 01:12:04,920 --> 01:12:07,150 Can you fucking believe it? 1182 01:12:07,480 --> 01:12:08,993 Hey. 1183 01:12:09,160 --> 01:12:10,309 Hi. 1184 01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:11,795 Aye. 1185 01:12:12,920 --> 01:12:14,600 - How are you? - You doing all right? 1186 01:12:16,080 --> 01:12:17,752 Holy shit! 1187 01:12:17,840 --> 01:12:19,910 And as we watch it again there, Susanna, 1188 01:12:20,040 --> 01:12:23,589 you can actually see the Hellfire missile right before it detonates. 1189 01:12:28,160 --> 01:12:29,673 What is going on with Badakhshan? 1190 01:12:29,760 --> 01:12:31,990 Ah, snow's killing us. 1191 01:12:32,080 --> 01:12:33,274 So unless your network wants 1192 01:12:33,360 --> 01:12:34,976 to stump up the money for the helicopter, 1193 01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:37,389 we'll have to wait till they clear the passes. 1194 01:12:37,480 --> 01:12:39,096 Kim, we have a bit of a situation outside. 1195 01:12:39,120 --> 01:12:40,120 Oh. 1196 01:12:40,600 --> 01:12:41,749 What? 1197 01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:43,558 I just need you to see something. 1198 01:12:43,680 --> 01:12:45,113 Sorry to interrupt. 1199 01:12:45,200 --> 01:12:46,416 Did he say what he wanted? 1200 01:12:46,440 --> 01:12:47,589 I don't know. 1201 01:12:52,040 --> 01:12:53,359 Fuck. 1202 01:12:57,920 --> 01:13:00,036 Qadar. Qadar, it's okay. You can go in. 1203 01:13:00,120 --> 01:13:01,473 He just wants to talk to me. 1204 01:13:01,600 --> 01:13:03,272 - Okay. Okay. - It's okay. 1205 01:13:03,640 --> 01:13:05,870 Oh, please, do not cover your hair on my account. 1206 01:13:05,960 --> 01:13:07,313 It's such beautiful hair. 1207 01:13:07,400 --> 01:13:09,595 It's like the hide of a fine horse. 1208 01:13:09,680 --> 01:13:12,114 Sadiq, what are you doing here? 1209 01:13:13,480 --> 01:13:16,870 I was just going home from closing a woman brothel 1210 01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:19,076 when I told my driver, 1211 01:13:19,160 --> 01:13:23,517 "Mahboobullah, this is where my best friend Kimberly lives!" 1212 01:13:23,600 --> 01:13:26,990 But she has been a bad friend lately. 1213 01:13:28,160 --> 01:13:29,832 She does not call. 1214 01:13:30,560 --> 01:13:33,233 She does not invite me to her party. 1215 01:13:33,560 --> 01:13:34,788 I'm sorry, 1216 01:13:34,880 --> 01:13:37,075 but I didn't think the Attorney General 1217 01:13:37,160 --> 01:13:39,355 of the Islamic Republic of Afghanistan 1218 01:13:39,480 --> 01:13:40,720 went to parties at guesthouses. 1219 01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:42,518 And why not? 1220 01:13:42,600 --> 01:13:44,670 I am still a man, no? 1221 01:13:44,760 --> 01:13:46,671 I love music. 1222 01:13:46,760 --> 01:13:49,149 I love to dance! 1223 01:13:59,600 --> 01:14:00,600 But 1224 01:14:01,680 --> 01:14:04,194 even though you have been a bad friend, 1225 01:14:05,200 --> 01:14:06,758 I want you to be happy. 1226 01:14:08,680 --> 01:14:10,557 Do you have a special friend? 1227 01:14:11,680 --> 01:14:13,033 Because. 1228 01:14:14,960 --> 01:14:17,713 I would love to be your special friend. 1229 01:14:19,280 --> 01:14:20,793 Would you like that, Kim? 1230 01:14:23,800 --> 01:14:25,153 You're a bad friend. 1231 01:14:26,040 --> 01:14:28,110 You are a bad friend. 1232 01:14:28,200 --> 01:14:32,113 In America, I would get a book deal out of this shit! 1233 01:14:32,200 --> 01:14:34,316 You can't just do this, okay? 1234 01:14:34,400 --> 01:14:36,550 I haven't been on the air in months! 1235 01:14:36,640 --> 01:14:40,394 My best friend here almost died, and I am jealous of her! 1236 01:14:40,800 --> 01:14:42,313 And I am just... 1237 01:14:43,080 --> 01:14:45,719 Fuck this! All of it! 1238 01:15:09,920 --> 01:15:11,433 That was a bomb. 1239 01:15:13,240 --> 01:15:14,514 Hello! So, wait! 1240 01:15:14,600 --> 01:15:17,034 Who is fronting the show? 1241 01:15:17,120 --> 01:15:18,951 Tucker? No, I don't know who that is. 1242 01:15:19,040 --> 01:15:22,350 Okay, well, I could go live for the overnights, but this is... 1243 01:15:22,440 --> 01:15:25,671 "Satellite time?" No, I have a dedicated feed. 1244 01:15:27,040 --> 01:15:28,439 Since when? 1245 01:15:28,600 --> 01:15:29,696 This is Tucker Wang. 1246 01:15:29,720 --> 01:15:30,869 This is Kim Baker. 1247 01:15:30,960 --> 01:15:33,428 Why am I being told that I don't have a sat hookup? 1248 01:15:33,600 --> 01:15:35,431 Because you're on the hourly plan now. 1249 01:15:35,560 --> 01:15:37,200 And either way, the show is full tonight. 1250 01:15:37,240 --> 01:15:38,434 No. Who is your boss? 1251 01:15:38,520 --> 01:15:40,909 I want to talk to this Jerry whatever, Taub. 1252 01:15:41,080 --> 01:15:43,640 Okay, look, Jerry has mentioned Afghanistan to me once, 1253 01:15:43,720 --> 01:15:45,616 and mentioned it to know why the only good story to come 1254 01:15:45,640 --> 01:15:47,376 out of there in a year was on another network. 1255 01:15:47,400 --> 01:15:49,709 What, Tanya's thing? No, I've got shit like that. 1256 01:15:49,800 --> 01:15:51,518 I'm waiting for the snow to melt! 1257 01:15:51,600 --> 01:15:53,033 I want to talk to Jerry. 1258 01:15:53,120 --> 01:15:54,776 If I could just get you to get me a story 1259 01:15:54,800 --> 01:15:56,392 that somebody would care about, 1260 01:15:56,480 --> 01:15:58,038 it would be fine. But meanwhile... 1261 01:15:58,120 --> 01:15:59,176 Okay, what if I come to New York 1262 01:15:59,200 --> 01:16:01,236 and I burst into Jerry's office? How about that? 1263 01:16:01,320 --> 01:16:03,136 Well, that might look like I hadn't done my job. 1264 01:16:03,160 --> 01:16:04,991 Perfect. See you Wednesday. 1265 01:16:05,120 --> 01:16:06,120 Cunt. 1266 01:16:10,080 --> 01:16:11,957 Kim. 1267 01:16:13,080 --> 01:16:14,991 Kim, look at these dogs. 1268 01:16:16,240 --> 01:16:17,878 How does this end? 1269 01:16:17,960 --> 01:16:19,951 A bucket of cold water, I suppose. 1270 01:16:23,680 --> 01:16:24,680 No. 1271 01:16:24,760 --> 01:16:26,239 Um... 1272 01:16:28,160 --> 01:16:29,673 How does this 1273 01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:32,148 end? 1274 01:16:34,520 --> 01:16:37,671 Uh, I don't really know, Kim. 1275 01:16:38,520 --> 01:16:42,274 We grow old together? Get a cottage in the country? 1276 01:16:42,360 --> 01:16:43,998 Raise chickens? 1277 01:16:44,120 --> 01:16:45,712 Eat scrambled eggs off each other? 1278 01:16:45,840 --> 01:16:48,832 Look, we're good, aren't we? We'll always have Kabul. 1279 01:16:48,920 --> 01:16:50,592 No, we won't. We won't "always have" it 1280 01:16:50,680 --> 01:16:51,874 because I have to go home. 1281 01:16:52,040 --> 01:16:53,598 No, this is home. 1282 01:16:53,680 --> 01:16:57,195 I have to go to New York City and justify my life 1283 01:16:57,280 --> 01:16:59,271 to somebody named Jerry 1284 01:16:59,360 --> 01:17:01,715 before he takes it all away, and I 1285 01:17:03,440 --> 01:17:07,797 cannot go back to sitting at a goddamn desk. I can't. 1286 01:17:08,120 --> 01:17:09,951 Aye. Listen... 1287 01:17:10,040 --> 01:17:12,270 No one can take it away from you. 1288 01:17:12,360 --> 01:17:13,588 Not all of it. 1289 01:17:13,720 --> 01:17:15,676 Whatever happens, you'll have me. 1290 01:17:16,200 --> 01:17:19,397 That's a very nice thing to say, but... 1291 01:17:19,560 --> 01:17:20,709 But what? 1292 01:17:32,600 --> 01:17:36,388 Following a fatal traffic accident involving a coalition truck, 1293 01:17:36,480 --> 01:17:37,708 long simmering frustration 1294 01:17:37,880 --> 01:17:41,395 today boiled over into violence and despair. 1295 01:17:41,480 --> 01:17:42,913 They kill us! 1296 01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:44,991 They kill us and they break our hearts! 1297 01:17:45,080 --> 01:17:47,674 And I also give this message to President Hamid Karzai. 1298 01:17:47,760 --> 01:17:50,149 What the hell is happening here? 1299 01:18:11,080 --> 01:18:13,136 Okay, I don't care who the hell's in there. I'm Kim Baker. 1300 01:18:13,160 --> 01:18:15,674 Go on in, Kim. Jerry's expecting you. 1301 01:18:15,760 --> 01:18:18,194 Well, that's fucking unsatisfying. 1302 01:18:18,280 --> 01:18:19,599 Can I take your bag? 1303 01:18:19,680 --> 01:18:20,999 Yes. Please. 1304 01:18:22,120 --> 01:18:23,256 Would you care for some water? 1305 01:18:23,280 --> 01:18:24,280 Yes. 1306 01:18:35,520 --> 01:18:36,520 I should've Googled you. 1307 01:18:36,600 --> 01:18:40,149 I've been... I've been using all the wrong swear words. 1308 01:18:41,640 --> 01:18:43,710 Well, I hope I didn't ruin your big moment. 1309 01:18:43,800 --> 01:18:46,553 Look, Geri, I don't know what Tucker has been telling you. 1310 01:18:46,640 --> 01:18:49,029 He said that you're upset about the air time you're getting. 1311 01:18:49,160 --> 01:18:52,436 That's just wrong, because this is not about me. 1312 01:18:52,520 --> 01:18:54,556 My frustration is with our priorities 1313 01:18:54,640 --> 01:18:56,631 and what's best for the network. 1314 01:18:57,480 --> 01:18:59,994 Isn't deciding what's best for the network my job? 1315 01:19:01,840 --> 01:19:03,159 I'm just saying, 1316 01:19:03,840 --> 01:19:06,195 as journalists, we have an obligation to this story. 1317 01:19:06,280 --> 01:19:09,829 And Afghanistan should be on our air more, period. 1318 01:19:09,920 --> 01:19:11,592 With the resources we have over there, 1319 01:19:11,680 --> 01:19:14,148 Afghanistan should definitely be on our air more. 1320 01:19:14,240 --> 01:19:18,358 But the problem is, as much as everyone loves the troops, 1321 01:19:18,480 --> 01:19:21,870 they don't actually want to watch them on the news anymore. 1322 01:19:21,960 --> 01:19:23,109 They just don't. 1323 01:19:23,440 --> 01:19:26,238 So I can't give Afghanistan more air. 1324 01:19:26,320 --> 01:19:30,279 Which means I need to give Afghanistan fewer resources. 1325 01:19:30,360 --> 01:19:32,828 That's what's best for the network. 1326 01:19:33,360 --> 01:19:34,759 Geri... 1327 01:19:34,840 --> 01:19:35,840 You have that call now. 1328 01:19:38,960 --> 01:19:40,439 I'm not trying to be a bitch. 1329 01:19:40,520 --> 01:19:41,776 Okay, let me pitch you something. 1330 01:19:41,800 --> 01:19:43,096 All right, the Chinese mining concession... 1331 01:19:43,120 --> 01:19:44,120 Jesus! 1332 01:19:44,200 --> 01:19:45,496 Look, the last person who got any kind of 1333 01:19:45,520 --> 01:19:47,112 bounce out of Afghanistan 1334 01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:48,952 was your friend Tanya Vanderpoel. 1335 01:19:49,040 --> 01:19:52,350 She's actually got me over a barrel thanks to that drone story. 1336 01:19:52,840 --> 01:19:54,200 What do you mean, "over a barrel"? 1337 01:19:54,280 --> 01:19:55,633 She's London, Kim. 1338 01:19:57,360 --> 01:19:59,316 - You're hiring Tanya. - Yes. 1339 01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:02,597 I assumed you two flew here together. 1340 01:20:04,560 --> 01:20:05,879 She's here. 1341 01:20:08,960 --> 01:20:13,192 I'm sorry, you started talking to her before the UAV strike? 1342 01:20:13,280 --> 01:20:14,793 Is UAV a drone? 1343 01:20:16,880 --> 01:20:18,074 Hello! Where are you going? 1344 01:20:18,400 --> 01:20:20,789 No, I'm only here for a few days. 1345 01:20:21,320 --> 01:20:22,799 Oh, I know. 1346 01:20:24,920 --> 01:20:25,989 Oh, fuck. 1347 01:20:26,640 --> 01:20:28,232 I don't know what to say to you. 1348 01:20:28,360 --> 01:20:30,396 Ducky, I'm sorry. I fucked up. 1349 01:20:30,480 --> 01:20:32,072 Did you go to the Tribals 1350 01:20:32,160 --> 01:20:33,840 because you were in a contract negotiation? 1351 01:20:33,920 --> 01:20:36,070 Dude, I'm not stealing your job, okay? 1352 01:20:36,160 --> 01:20:38,993 Tanya, this is not about my fucking job. 1353 01:20:40,160 --> 01:20:41,832 We have to make good calls, right? 1354 01:20:41,920 --> 01:20:44,718 And now Andy lost an eye and Jaweed is dead. 1355 01:20:44,800 --> 01:20:47,439 Christ, man, we've both fucking made mistakes! 1356 01:20:47,520 --> 01:20:50,592 No. Tell me you didn't go to the Tribals because of a contract. 1357 01:20:51,720 --> 01:20:54,837 You would have done exactly what I did if Jaweed had gone to you. 1358 01:20:54,920 --> 01:20:56,512 No. I'm not you. 1359 01:21:03,080 --> 01:21:05,071 Do you remember your first embed? 1360 01:21:06,440 --> 01:21:08,431 You interviewed a young Marine? 1361 01:21:08,520 --> 01:21:09,520 Coughlin? Yes. What? 1362 01:21:09,600 --> 01:21:13,115 Yeah, well, after they aired your story, 1363 01:21:13,200 --> 01:21:17,352 where you used his soundbite about not loading his rifle, 1364 01:21:17,440 --> 01:21:19,351 they sent him to Helmand. 1365 01:21:20,080 --> 01:21:22,071 And he got his legs blown off. 1366 01:21:23,040 --> 01:21:24,393 So I hear. 1367 01:21:30,040 --> 01:21:31,553 See you in Kabul. 1368 01:22:01,760 --> 01:22:04,672 I'm not really surprised she chased the story. 1369 01:22:04,840 --> 01:22:06,558 That's what we do. That's what you do. 1370 01:22:06,640 --> 01:22:07,675 I would do it. 1371 01:22:10,680 --> 01:22:12,159 Sorry. 1372 01:22:12,360 --> 01:22:14,999 Goddamn it, I'm tired. 1373 01:22:15,080 --> 01:22:16,399 You booked your return yet? 1374 01:22:16,480 --> 01:22:18,336 'Cause you could come through Glasgow if you wanted. 1375 01:22:18,360 --> 01:22:19,360 - I'll meet you. - What? 1376 01:22:19,400 --> 01:22:21,118 No. What about Badakhshan? 1377 01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:22,713 Badakhshan, that will keep 1378 01:22:22,800 --> 01:22:25,268 because the fucking pass is still snowed in. 1379 01:22:25,360 --> 01:22:28,113 I need that story. I need a hit, all right? 1380 01:22:28,200 --> 01:22:30,316 I need something so that Geri doesn't decide 1381 01:22:30,400 --> 01:22:32,675 I'm more useful as an ottoman in her fucking office. 1382 01:22:32,800 --> 01:22:35,712 What you need, Kim, is some time out of the bubble. 1383 01:22:35,800 --> 01:22:38,189 You'd better get ready. I'm fucking making love to you 1384 01:22:38,280 --> 01:22:41,192 to bagpipe versions of Sade songs. 1385 01:22:43,360 --> 01:22:44,634 Yeah, okay. 1386 01:22:44,720 --> 01:22:46,517 Really? You'll meet me in Glasgow? 1387 01:22:47,280 --> 01:22:49,794 Yeah, I'll meet you in Glasgow. 1388 01:22:49,880 --> 01:22:51,518 - I'll get the next flight. - Okay. 1389 01:22:51,880 --> 01:22:53,871 - Bye. - Bye. 1390 01:23:03,560 --> 01:23:04,709 Hey, Antoine. 1391 01:23:04,800 --> 01:23:07,678 Where have you come from? I thought you were in Badakhshan. 1392 01:23:08,080 --> 01:23:10,913 I was. Drove back overnight. 1393 01:23:11,000 --> 01:23:12,877 Wait, what? The pass is open? 1394 01:23:12,960 --> 01:23:14,837 Oui. For now. 1395 01:23:29,000 --> 01:23:30,069 Cheers. 1396 01:23:51,440 --> 01:23:52,759 Oh, Christ. 1397 01:23:55,800 --> 01:23:56,835 Excuse me. 1398 01:23:58,640 --> 01:23:59,709 Kunduz near? 1399 01:24:00,080 --> 01:24:01,115 Far? 1400 01:24:06,400 --> 01:24:08,834 I'd like to rent a car. 1401 01:24:10,360 --> 01:24:11,395 Mmm-hmm. 1402 01:24:15,040 --> 01:24:16,393 Aye, thank you. 1403 01:24:16,520 --> 01:24:18,954 Yeah, I get it. Thank you. Thanks a lot. 1404 01:24:43,240 --> 01:24:44,912 Oh, Jesus. 1405 01:24:45,480 --> 01:24:47,152 Oh, shit. 1406 01:24:56,160 --> 01:24:58,515 Welcome to Glasgow International Airport. 1407 01:24:59,480 --> 01:25:02,438 Outside temperature's 18 degrees Celsius. 1408 01:25:02,520 --> 01:25:04,590 Local time is 15 hours. 1409 01:25:04,680 --> 01:25:07,513 There will be an airline representative to assist you to your luggage. 1410 01:25:07,600 --> 01:25:09,716 Once again, thank you for flying with us... 1411 01:25:11,080 --> 01:25:12,593 Oh, my God. 1412 01:25:25,120 --> 01:25:26,440 Leaving a message for Susan. 1413 01:25:26,480 --> 01:25:28,630 Woodward, I'm back in Kabul again. 1414 01:25:28,720 --> 01:25:30,016 I'm trying to get information about 1415 01:25:30,040 --> 01:25:31,336 the disappearance of Iain MacKelpie, 1416 01:25:31,360 --> 01:25:33,510 so if someone at Reuters can please call me back. 1417 01:25:33,600 --> 01:25:35,456 Call to let me know that you've received this message. 1418 01:25:35,480 --> 01:25:36,674 Thank you. 1419 01:25:53,720 --> 01:25:55,950 Who kidnaps a Scottish freelance photographer? 1420 01:25:56,040 --> 01:25:58,190 The whole point of kidnapping is to get money, right? 1421 01:25:58,280 --> 01:25:59,474 As far as I understand, 1422 01:25:59,560 --> 01:26:01,536 Iain was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. 1423 01:26:01,560 --> 01:26:04,358 Can this half-assed country not even do kidnapping right? 1424 01:26:04,440 --> 01:26:07,432 ISAF does not think this was an upper-tier organization. 1425 01:26:07,520 --> 01:26:10,318 So these men will probably try to sell him to someone else. 1426 01:26:10,400 --> 01:26:13,551 And then there will be some talking, you know. 1427 01:26:13,640 --> 01:26:15,949 Oh, my God, Fahim. They're gonna kill him. 1428 01:26:16,600 --> 01:26:18,352 No, they will not, Kim, 1429 01:26:18,440 --> 01:26:19,839 inshallah. 1430 01:26:22,120 --> 01:26:25,396 Now is when you're supposed to say "I told you so." 1431 01:26:35,160 --> 01:26:36,434 Fuck! 1432 01:26:44,640 --> 01:26:47,950 Ramadan has ended. They are slaughtering lambs. 1433 01:27:07,960 --> 01:27:09,029 May I speak with him? 1434 01:27:09,160 --> 01:27:10,160 The general's busy. 1435 01:27:14,120 --> 01:27:16,111 Really, General? The elliptical? 1436 01:27:16,640 --> 01:27:18,437 I have bad knees. 1437 01:27:20,800 --> 01:27:23,872 I'm guessing you didn't come here for the smell of balls. 1438 01:27:23,960 --> 01:27:25,916 Everybody get the fuck out! 1439 01:27:31,480 --> 01:27:33,311 They believe that he may have been sold 1440 01:27:33,400 --> 01:27:34,958 to another organization 1441 01:27:35,040 --> 01:27:36,871 somewhere in that same region. 1442 01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:43,195 That's a pretty big ask, Baker. 1443 01:27:44,840 --> 01:27:46,990 There's a real-time clock on this. 1444 01:27:48,600 --> 01:27:50,511 I'm sorry, I can't help you. 1445 01:27:59,240 --> 01:28:01,356 You know, it's just a shame that 1446 01:28:01,440 --> 01:28:03,271 y'all don't get credit for all these 1447 01:28:03,360 --> 01:28:05,112 high-profile things that you do. 1448 01:28:05,200 --> 01:28:07,668 You know, especially with SEALs and Delta out there. 1449 01:28:07,800 --> 01:28:09,096 I mean, what week goes by that you don't see 1450 01:28:09,120 --> 01:28:11,429 those assholes on TV, am I right? 1451 01:28:12,840 --> 01:28:16,310 And then next time Congress votes on a Pentagon budget 1452 01:28:16,400 --> 01:28:20,075 and there's this pesky little 10% line item for the Marines, 1453 01:28:20,160 --> 01:28:23,197 next thing you know, you guys are just part of the Navy. 1454 01:28:23,280 --> 01:28:24,998 Although, sir, you would look spectacular 1455 01:28:25,080 --> 01:28:26,911 in one of those pretty white uniforms. 1456 01:28:31,760 --> 01:28:33,113 God, you know what? 1457 01:28:34,240 --> 01:28:36,629 It's just occurring to me that, unlike JSOC, 1458 01:28:36,720 --> 01:28:38,915 you guys allow reporter embeds. 1459 01:28:39,080 --> 01:28:42,914 Which means that a cameraman could go on a FORECON mission. 1460 01:28:43,560 --> 01:28:46,597 Don't you think that would be great for the Corps, sir? 1461 01:28:47,080 --> 01:28:48,911 That kind of exposure? 1462 01:28:50,440 --> 01:28:51,953 Pretty good for you, too. 1463 01:28:53,560 --> 01:28:55,198 Look, we don't go in blind. 1464 01:28:55,280 --> 01:28:57,714 We have to know what we're doing and where we're going. 1465 01:28:57,800 --> 01:28:59,199 It's the way we work. 1466 01:28:59,280 --> 01:29:01,953 We're not likely to get an address, but... 1467 01:29:02,040 --> 01:29:03,519 When you have something concrete, 1468 01:29:03,600 --> 01:29:04,953 come back and we'll get kinetic. 1469 01:29:10,920 --> 01:29:12,512 Ugh! 1470 01:29:15,760 --> 01:29:19,514 Please tell Mr. Sadiq that his "special friend" is here. 1471 01:29:19,600 --> 01:29:21,989 What can I get for you? Some tea? The new PlayStation? 1472 01:29:22,080 --> 01:29:23,736 No, thank you. I just need a moment of your time. 1473 01:29:23,760 --> 01:29:24,954 Ah. 1474 01:29:27,520 --> 01:29:29,112 We still friends, Sadiq? 1475 01:29:29,200 --> 01:29:32,272 Well, that is up to you, Kim. 1476 01:29:32,360 --> 01:29:34,191 Because you once told me 1477 01:29:34,280 --> 01:29:37,033 that nothing happens here that you don't know about. 1478 01:29:37,120 --> 01:29:39,190 So you must know about my friend. 1479 01:29:39,280 --> 01:29:41,316 Iain MacKelpie getting kidnapped. 1480 01:29:41,400 --> 01:29:42,480 I did hear about this, yes. 1481 01:29:42,560 --> 01:29:43,816 Yeah, well, everybody heard about it, 1482 01:29:43,840 --> 01:29:48,311 but a powerful man such as yourself must actually know something. 1483 01:29:48,400 --> 01:29:50,516 Or your friend Pacha Khan knows something. 1484 01:29:50,600 --> 01:29:51,874 Or his friend does. 1485 01:29:51,960 --> 01:29:53,109 Of course. 1486 01:29:53,240 --> 01:29:56,232 I could make some inquiries, but I can only do this 1487 01:29:56,320 --> 01:29:58,470 for a very special friend. 1488 01:30:17,160 --> 01:30:19,993 I have a video that I think you should watch, Sadiq. 1489 01:30:20,080 --> 01:30:22,594 You push the little triangle. 1490 01:30:23,760 --> 01:30:26,069 You can watch video on the phone? 1491 01:30:29,840 --> 01:30:30,989 What is this? 1492 01:30:32,600 --> 01:30:34,511 It looks like the Attorney General 1493 01:30:34,640 --> 01:30:36,517 of the Islamic Republic of Afghanistan 1494 01:30:36,600 --> 01:30:37,874 dancing in the street 1495 01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:40,355 with a Western enemy of Islam 1496 01:30:40,440 --> 01:30:42,351 at a party where alcohol was served. 1497 01:30:43,440 --> 01:30:44,960 I've never touched alcohol in my life! 1498 01:30:45,040 --> 01:30:46,951 Well, I'm just saying how it looks. 1499 01:30:54,960 --> 01:30:56,871 It's a good idea, right? 1500 01:30:57,880 --> 01:30:59,711 It's a great idea! 1501 01:31:00,520 --> 01:31:01,669 It's fucking ace! 1502 01:31:04,360 --> 01:31:05,873 Good on ya, Kim! 1503 01:31:07,760 --> 01:31:10,991 Let's go, load up! Let's go, move, move, move! 1504 01:31:24,160 --> 01:31:26,799 You drink Tennessee whiskey, Miss Baker? 1505 01:31:28,000 --> 01:31:29,000 Yeah. 1506 01:31:31,600 --> 01:31:33,113 Outstanding. 1507 01:33:20,280 --> 01:33:21,872 Tall Brian? What the fuck? 1508 01:33:35,200 --> 01:33:37,191 Hang tight, sir. I'm gonna get you that ride. 1509 01:33:37,280 --> 01:33:38,713 Thank you. 1510 01:33:43,120 --> 01:33:45,634 What happened to the army, Dr. Brydon? 1511 01:33:48,560 --> 01:33:50,039 I am the army. 1512 01:33:55,200 --> 01:33:56,872 Thank you, Kim. 1513 01:33:56,960 --> 01:33:58,188 How are you? 1514 01:33:58,680 --> 01:33:59,829 I've had worse kidnappings. 1515 01:34:03,720 --> 01:34:05,960 MacKelpie is being treated for minor injuries. 1516 01:34:06,280 --> 01:34:07,952 Again, this incredible footage 1517 01:34:08,040 --> 01:34:09,917 was produced by our very own Kim Baker. 1518 01:34:10,040 --> 01:34:12,315 Just incredible. Way to go, Kim! 1519 01:34:13,400 --> 01:34:17,029 If you want to kidnap someone fucking twice, 1520 01:34:17,120 --> 01:34:18,120 you do a Toyota. 1521 01:34:18,200 --> 01:34:21,875 Fucking not as interesting as it got when they fucking pulled out a burqa. 1522 01:34:21,960 --> 01:34:23,518 It's too fucking long for me! 1523 01:34:23,600 --> 01:34:25,256 I don't know who the woman was it belonged to. 1524 01:34:25,280 --> 01:34:26,936 I'm not fucking 6'2", right? 1525 01:34:26,960 --> 01:34:29,918 I'm dragging this fucking thing along, thinking the only consolation is, 1526 01:34:30,000 --> 01:34:32,116 at least if I'm a fucking woman, 1527 01:34:32,200 --> 01:34:34,919 I'm not gonna get buggered, you know what I'm saying? 1528 01:34:41,600 --> 01:34:43,750 So anyway, I took a little something, actually. 1529 01:34:43,840 --> 01:34:45,353 I went to the gift shop at Taliban. 1530 01:34:45,440 --> 01:34:46,668 I'm afraid all I could get 1531 01:34:46,840 --> 01:34:48,353 was that. 1532 01:35:12,440 --> 01:35:14,954 - It's a shame you're going. - Hmm? 1533 01:35:15,120 --> 01:35:19,238 Well, I hope at least they're flying you first class. 1534 01:35:19,320 --> 01:35:22,039 Geri doesn't like me that much. But she does like me now, 1535 01:35:22,120 --> 01:35:24,350 so while I have this juice, 1536 01:35:24,480 --> 01:35:26,256 I've got to leverage it into something better. 1537 01:35:26,280 --> 01:35:27,508 Yes! 1538 01:35:27,600 --> 01:35:28,874 Yes, wait, Iraq. 1539 01:35:28,960 --> 01:35:30,598 I'll come with you. 1540 01:35:30,680 --> 01:35:33,478 No, actually, Pakistan. That's where the real shooting shit is. 1541 01:35:33,560 --> 01:35:34,856 It's like the Wild West out there. 1542 01:35:34,880 --> 01:35:37,758 Actually, I told Geri that I want New York or D.C. 1543 01:35:43,040 --> 01:35:44,268 No, I did. 1544 01:35:45,560 --> 01:35:46,959 No, really, where are you going? 1545 01:35:47,040 --> 01:35:48,439 New York or D.C. 1546 01:35:50,520 --> 01:35:51,669 Why? 1547 01:35:53,280 --> 01:35:54,998 You can still come with me. 1548 01:36:01,560 --> 01:36:03,471 Because I think there's plenty of good work 1549 01:36:03,560 --> 01:36:04,993 to be done in the real world, 1550 01:36:05,080 --> 01:36:07,116 and the Kabubble is well-established. 1551 01:36:07,240 --> 01:36:09,834 Is this about me going to Badakhshan without you? 1552 01:36:09,920 --> 01:36:12,480 'Cause you would have done exactly the same thing. 1553 01:36:12,560 --> 01:36:14,755 And, hey, what, I forgive you! 1554 01:36:17,520 --> 01:36:19,192 This is not about you. 1555 01:36:19,320 --> 01:36:21,959 It's not about Badakhshan, or Glasgow, 1556 01:36:22,040 --> 01:36:23,951 or the cottage with the chickens. 1557 01:36:25,080 --> 01:36:26,195 What chickens? 1558 01:36:33,320 --> 01:36:35,117 It's okay. I know you're not gonna come. 1559 01:36:39,520 --> 01:36:41,560 I just have to get out of here before it's too late. 1560 01:36:43,000 --> 01:36:44,353 What do you mean? 1561 01:36:46,440 --> 01:36:48,590 I started to feel like this was normal. 1562 01:36:51,680 --> 01:36:53,511 You know it's not, right? 1563 01:37:10,840 --> 01:37:12,478 Come to New York and get it. 1564 01:37:13,760 --> 01:37:16,593 Remember, you're like a six in Manhattan. 1565 01:37:49,680 --> 01:37:51,193 How's your baby? 1566 01:37:51,960 --> 01:37:53,188 Which one? 1567 01:37:53,800 --> 01:37:55,711 - You have two? - Yes. 1568 01:37:57,800 --> 01:37:59,711 Irish twins. 1569 01:38:01,640 --> 01:38:04,279 No, they are very good. 1570 01:38:04,360 --> 01:38:07,113 The younger one, the boy, he's very strong. 1571 01:38:07,280 --> 01:38:08,508 - Mmm. - Mmm. 1572 01:38:08,880 --> 01:38:10,871 I bet the girl is strong, too. 1573 01:38:10,960 --> 01:38:12,313 She's stronger. 1574 01:38:41,680 --> 01:38:43,318 So, um, 1575 01:38:44,920 --> 01:38:47,309 those men in the hospital, the addicts... 1576 01:38:49,040 --> 01:38:51,076 Any of them ever get better? 1577 01:38:51,160 --> 01:38:53,833 Have a happy ending? 1578 01:39:05,440 --> 01:39:08,432 In my culture, we would hug. 1579 01:40:33,280 --> 01:40:34,349 Hey. 1580 01:40:35,600 --> 01:40:37,431 You know, I miss it. The Stan. 1581 01:40:38,040 --> 01:40:39,439 Yeah, I miss it, too. 1582 01:40:39,520 --> 01:40:41,590 Actually, I tried to go back 1583 01:40:42,640 --> 01:40:44,278 but even the Army wouldn't take me. 1584 01:40:44,960 --> 01:40:47,997 I mean, the Army! I mean, that's just hurtful. 1585 01:40:51,200 --> 01:40:54,033 Well, I'm very sorry for what happened to you. 1586 01:40:54,120 --> 01:40:56,953 So if there's anything that you want to say to me, 1587 01:40:57,040 --> 01:40:58,040 that's why I'm here. 1588 01:40:58,400 --> 01:41:00,038 That's why I came here. 1589 01:41:00,440 --> 01:41:01,475 Ma'am, 1590 01:41:03,280 --> 01:41:06,795 I lost my legs because of an IED, not because of you. 1591 01:41:09,080 --> 01:41:11,230 I appreciate that, but if I hadn't quoted you, 1592 01:41:11,320 --> 01:41:13,629 you wouldn't have been transferred. 1593 01:41:13,800 --> 01:41:15,576 No, really, you can say whatever you want to me. 1594 01:41:15,600 --> 01:41:16,635 That's why I'm here. 1595 01:41:16,720 --> 01:41:18,096 Okay, well, then let's say you're right. 1596 01:41:18,120 --> 01:41:19,560 It's still not 'cause of you, ma'am. 1597 01:41:19,640 --> 01:41:23,838 Some 12-year-old haji had to plant that bomb. 1598 01:41:23,920 --> 01:41:26,718 And, hell, you know, if Bin Laden's parents 1599 01:41:26,800 --> 01:41:28,074 hadn't have gotten divorced, 1600 01:41:28,160 --> 01:41:31,072 maybe none of us would've been in the Stan to begin with. 1601 01:41:33,000 --> 01:41:36,549 And the Taliban, they wouldn't have even been there for UBL 1602 01:41:36,640 --> 01:41:39,279 if Brezhnev hadn't have gone and fouled up Afghanistan 1603 01:41:39,360 --> 01:41:40,839 in the first place. 1604 01:41:41,760 --> 01:41:45,355 And the British Empire. Yeah. 1605 01:41:45,440 --> 01:41:46,589 And Kim Baker. 1606 01:41:46,680 --> 01:41:48,159 Okay, I deserve that. 1607 01:41:49,400 --> 01:41:51,709 Goddamn! Once you got no legs, 1608 01:41:51,800 --> 01:41:53,631 everyone takes everything so serious. 1609 01:41:55,000 --> 01:41:58,788 I mean, there's only so much any of us have any control of, 1610 01:41:59,520 --> 01:42:02,114 good or bad. 1611 01:42:02,200 --> 01:42:05,351 If you didn't learn that in Afghanistan, you were not paying attention. 1612 01:42:05,440 --> 01:42:07,670 So, you're not gonna yell at me? 1613 01:42:07,760 --> 01:42:10,069 I mean, ma'am... 1614 01:42:11,880 --> 01:42:13,632 Kim, you've got to move on. 1615 01:42:15,120 --> 01:42:17,190 You're giving yourself way too much credit. 1616 01:42:17,960 --> 01:42:19,871 You embrace the suck, 1617 01:42:21,040 --> 01:42:23,031 you move the fuck forward. 1618 01:42:29,160 --> 01:42:31,390 What other fucking choice do we have? 1619 01:42:35,240 --> 01:42:36,720 Do I hear swearing over there? 1620 01:42:37,480 --> 01:42:39,994 How are you standing there the one time I curse? 1621 01:42:40,080 --> 01:42:41,115 - "One time." - I mean... 1622 01:42:41,200 --> 01:42:42,315 It's true. He had a good 1623 01:42:42,400 --> 01:42:43,456 long run in the military. 1624 01:42:43,480 --> 01:42:45,118 Don't cover up for him. 1625 01:42:45,840 --> 01:42:47,056 So, Kim, are you gonna stay for dinner? 1626 01:42:47,080 --> 01:42:48,832 Of course she will. 1627 01:43:09,760 --> 01:43:10,909 Bye! 1628 01:43:11,840 --> 01:43:15,037 - Say bye to Kim. Bye, Kim! - Say bye. 1629 01:43:35,120 --> 01:43:37,634 Colonel, the Afghan National Army missed 1630 01:43:37,720 --> 01:43:39,240 yet another benchmark for preparedness. 1631 01:43:39,280 --> 01:43:42,317 How do you think that will affect our draw down in the region? 1632 01:43:42,400 --> 01:43:44,776 There needs to be a revision to the previously announced draw down 1633 01:43:44,800 --> 01:43:46,836 or our future exit strategy. 1634 01:43:46,920 --> 01:43:48,000 Thank you, Colonel Roberts. 1635 01:43:48,040 --> 01:43:49,040 Thank you. My pleasure. 1636 01:43:49,160 --> 01:43:51,594 Coming up, a look at the war on terror 1637 01:43:51,680 --> 01:43:54,319 that's close to home for those of us who cover it. 1638 01:43:54,400 --> 01:43:56,311 From London, I'll be joined by award-winning 1639 01:43:56,400 --> 01:43:58,356 combat photographer, Iain MacKelpie. 1640 01:43:58,440 --> 01:44:00,237 His new book, Conflict Zone, 1641 01:44:00,320 --> 01:44:02,276 chronicles a decade spent working 1642 01:44:02,360 --> 01:44:04,237 in the Middle East and Afghanistan. 1643 01:44:04,320 --> 01:44:06,072 That's when we return. 1644 01:44:06,160 --> 01:44:08,754 And we're clear. Back in 40. 1645 01:44:08,840 --> 01:44:09,840 Hi, Iain. 1646 01:44:09,920 --> 01:44:11,911 Hi. Was I supposed to say something then 1647 01:44:12,000 --> 01:44:13,280 - when you introduced me? - Nope. 1648 01:44:13,320 --> 01:44:16,517 Nope. Just sit up, smile. 1649 01:44:17,960 --> 01:44:19,712 I can't smile. My face feels weird. 1650 01:44:19,840 --> 01:44:21,910 No, you're fine. You look good. 1651 01:44:22,000 --> 01:44:23,433 Thank you for coming on the show. 1652 01:44:23,520 --> 01:44:24,840 No, please. Thanks for having me. 1653 01:44:24,920 --> 01:44:26,911 I got it. Okay, yeah. Got it. 1654 01:44:27,840 --> 01:44:29,896 You know, they got me on this book tour at the moment. 1655 01:44:29,920 --> 01:44:31,376 I'm gonna be in New York at the end of the month, 1656 01:44:31,400 --> 01:44:32,992 if you'd fancy a coffee. 1657 01:44:33,840 --> 01:44:37,833 We're back in five, four, three... 113897