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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 2 00:01:04,689 --> 00:01:07,136 Dad: I think Jack's piece of cake... 3 00:01:07,826 --> 00:01:12,418 Is just way too big. 4 00:01:12,498 --> 00:01:14,710 Mom: I think you might be right. 5 00:01:15,901 --> 00:01:17,480 Ah! 6 00:01:20,339 --> 00:01:23,829 - Are you ready for bed, Jack? - Mommy tucks me in. 7 00:01:23,909 --> 00:01:27,723 Tonight is one of the nights that daddy tucks you in, okay, Jack? 8 00:01:28,614 --> 00:01:29,535 No. 9 00:01:29,615 --> 00:01:32,694 Boy, you are stubborn. 10 00:01:33,152 --> 00:01:34,606 That is daddy's worst trait. 11 00:01:34,686 --> 00:01:37,246 Dad: I do recall that's how I got my prom date with you though. 12 00:01:37,322 --> 00:01:39,968 Hmm, let's go. 13 00:01:42,428 --> 00:01:44,156 Mom: I'll be right down. 14 00:01:45,597 --> 00:01:48,644 Hey, come here, come here, look at me. 15 00:01:48,734 --> 00:01:50,393 Remember... 16 00:01:50,473 --> 00:01:54,299 Your worst quality can also be your best. 17 00:01:54,379 --> 00:01:55,951 Okay? 18 00:01:56,642 --> 00:01:58,520 Give me a hug. 19 00:01:59,411 --> 00:02:03,425 And he's in for the score! 20 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:06,929 Good night, sweetie. 21 00:02:07,886 --> 00:02:09,531 I love you. 22 00:02:18,497 --> 00:02:20,575 (Rumbling) 23 00:02:26,805 --> 00:02:28,883 (Gun fires) 24 00:02:36,381 --> 00:02:39,074 Mike: Don't, please. Help! (Gun fires) 25 00:02:41,987 --> 00:02:44,068 (Growling) 26 00:03:01,373 --> 00:03:03,388 (Footsteps) 27 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,336 (Growling) 28 00:03:25,030 --> 00:03:27,110 (Telephone ringing) 29 00:03:28,700 --> 00:03:30,756 (Footsteps running) 30 00:03:31,536 --> 00:03:33,618 (Car crashing) 31 00:03:36,842 --> 00:03:38,922 (Wolf howling) 32 00:04:50,032 --> 00:04:52,511 Brandon: She is thirsting for my penis. 33 00:04:53,151 --> 00:04:56,942 She's hungry. She can't see out of the back of her head, nimrod. 34 00:04:57,022 --> 00:05:01,847 - Yeah, but I'm saying... - Yeah, and I'm a sexual being, big woop. 35 00:05:01,927 --> 00:05:04,839 I'm out there. I've put myself in the field. 36 00:05:04,963 --> 00:05:07,620 I'm a predator. I'm like... (Hisses) 37 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:10,835 - Another one. (Party music) 38 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:17,606 (Puking) 39 00:05:20,912 --> 00:05:22,994 (Upbeat music) 40 00:05:26,585 --> 00:05:28,997 Ah, looks like I'm just in time. 41 00:05:29,254 --> 00:05:31,117 Gives me an idea. (Humming) 42 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:37,149 - So... - Happy birthday. 43 00:05:37,229 --> 00:05:39,808 - Happy birthday, Jack. - Jack: Thanks. 44 00:05:40,299 --> 00:05:41,299 - Hey, man. - Hey. 45 00:05:41,366 --> 00:05:42,721 - How you doing? - Good. 46 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:45,931 - Why are you sitting here? You feel okay? - Yeah. 47 00:05:46,204 --> 00:05:49,027 All right, well, I got my eye on a few ladies. 48 00:05:49,107 --> 00:05:50,996 You wanna go... you wanna go talk to them? 49 00:05:51,076 --> 00:05:53,298 And do a little hunting, a little pussy hunting? 50 00:05:53,378 --> 00:05:57,269 - Jack: I'm okay. Go on ahead. - I have a favor to ask from you though. 51 00:05:57,359 --> 00:05:59,707 Can you watch the door while I go to the bathroom... 52 00:05:59,787 --> 00:06:02,497 - I really have to use the bathroom. - You don't wanna go in there. 53 00:06:02,521 --> 00:06:06,858 - Ah, goddamn, that stings! - Does... does your bro wanna play flip cup? 54 00:06:06,938 --> 00:06:09,648 He's not... he's not my brother actually, he's my cousin. 55 00:06:09,728 --> 00:06:12,083 I don't care, I don't care. 56 00:06:12,163 --> 00:06:14,579 You keep saying stuff. I don't care. Do you wanna play? 57 00:06:14,659 --> 00:06:17,856 - I'm good, thank you. - I'll play. Do I need any dice for this? 58 00:06:17,936 --> 00:06:23,061 What's happening here, I like it, it's very good, very passionate, very sexy. 59 00:06:23,141 --> 00:06:25,848 If we could just get a little of this left hand down on the titty. 60 00:06:25,928 --> 00:06:28,233 Just touch them titties. Just one bit, hi, how are you? 61 00:06:28,313 --> 00:06:30,791 - Turner, what are you doing? - Hi, I'm Turner, nice to meet you. 62 00:06:30,815 --> 00:06:33,238 - Hi. - Hello, these are very lovely boots. 63 00:06:33,318 --> 00:06:35,733 Do you mind if I sit right here in the middle here, a little fast? 64 00:06:35,757 --> 00:06:38,577 All right, ah, so... um... 65 00:06:38,657 --> 00:06:42,347 I'm here now, so why don't you guys just catch me up, where were you two. 66 00:06:42,427 --> 00:06:45,970 It looks like you were somewhere around right here. 67 00:06:46,050 --> 00:06:48,787 - (Laughing) I don't think so. - Oh! 68 00:06:48,867 --> 00:06:51,791 - Brunette girl: No, no! - All right, well. Smell ya later. 69 00:06:51,871 --> 00:06:54,393 Who's that fucking freshman who has never smoked weed before? 70 00:06:54,473 --> 00:06:57,296 Brandon: I've never smoked. frat boy 1: That's you? Take a hit right now! 71 00:06:57,320 --> 00:07:00,322 - I'll take it. Oh, he should take it. - frat boy: Take a hit, it's your birthday! 72 00:07:00,346 --> 00:07:03,969 - Frat boy 1: Oh, go for it! - Dude, I don't have all day, man. 73 00:07:04,051 --> 00:07:06,015 You know, this is how you do it. Look, look, look! 74 00:07:06,095 --> 00:07:09,787 - You light it and you just go... - Brandon: Could you light it for me? 75 00:07:10,322 --> 00:07:12,640 - You can light it for him, right? - All right, you go it. 76 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:17,182 Group: (Chanting) freshman, freshman, freshman, freshman... 77 00:07:17,262 --> 00:07:19,618 (Coughing) 78 00:07:19,698 --> 00:07:21,486 (Cheering) 79 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:23,411 Let's go! 80 00:07:26,571 --> 00:07:28,660 - What the fuck? - What the fuck? 81 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:34,099 I am so... that wasn't me, there was some flash of just red. 82 00:07:34,179 --> 00:07:38,039 - Man: That's insane. - Get the fuck out of my house! 83 00:07:38,119 --> 00:07:40,679 Get the fuck out of my house! 84 00:08:19,491 --> 00:08:21,532 (Footsteps) 85 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:43,602 Turner: I swear there is no way that your dick is sorer than mine is. 86 00:08:43,682 --> 00:08:45,993 Brandon: I'm telling you, I really went to town on myself last night. 87 00:08:46,017 --> 00:08:49,247 Turner: Oh, yeah, you did. Whereas little Turner, he was taken care of... 88 00:08:49,327 --> 00:08:51,780 By an experienced third party participant last night. 89 00:08:51,860 --> 00:08:55,063 - What, no way, you f-ed a girl? - Turner: Oh, better. 90 00:08:55,143 --> 00:08:57,188 You told her you loved her? 91 00:08:57,962 --> 00:09:01,036 What? No, man, I got my dick sucked. 92 00:09:01,116 --> 00:09:03,839 - Nice, you got it on the forehead cam? - Oh, every juicy detail. 93 00:09:03,919 --> 00:09:06,941 I mean, from her head just slowly moving down... 94 00:09:07,021 --> 00:09:09,578 - Ah, into the point of no return. - Oh, yeah, brother! 95 00:09:09,658 --> 00:09:12,248 Enters your gravitational pull... Just wiggling around. 96 00:09:12,328 --> 00:09:16,184 I mean, if I'm the sun, she is the closest planet to the sun. 97 00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:20,288 - Whatever planet, it's sucked in! - Exactly, you know what I'm saying? 98 00:09:20,368 --> 00:09:23,089 Brandon: Or she's like the millennium falcon, when she's getting drawn in... 99 00:09:23,113 --> 00:09:26,697 By the tractor beam, and she can't escape, because she's helpless. 100 00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:31,782 Jack, you must be reading the longest damn birthday card of all time over there. 101 00:09:31,806 --> 00:09:34,803 - Yeah, seriously, who's that from? - It's from uncle Mike. 102 00:09:34,883 --> 00:09:37,646 - Oh, uncle Mike, how's he doing? - He's okay. 103 00:09:37,726 --> 00:09:40,041 He invited me to come over to his place over winter break. 104 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:43,645 Oh, just you and uncle Mike, that sounds lovely, I'm not going. 105 00:09:43,725 --> 00:09:46,604 - Can I see it? - Okay, he didn't invite you. 106 00:09:47,495 --> 00:09:50,488 - Brandon: It says he's not gonna be there. - Tight as fuck, definitely going. 107 00:09:50,512 --> 00:09:53,511 - All of us, what do you say, boys? - I don't think it's really a good idea. 108 00:09:53,535 --> 00:09:56,325 Come on, Jack. You gotta let me come, man. 109 00:09:56,405 --> 00:10:00,895 If I don't get to go away for winter break, my dad said he's gonna make me work for him! 110 00:10:00,975 --> 00:10:04,533 You know how fucking lame that is, man? He works at quiznos! 111 00:10:04,613 --> 00:10:07,002 Look, uncle Mike is not really the epitome of fun. 112 00:10:07,082 --> 00:10:11,439 Fuck uncle Mike then. He's not even gonna be there, right? See, just us boys! 113 00:10:11,519 --> 00:10:13,239 - Three guys. - Hmm-mm. 114 00:10:13,319 --> 00:10:14,723 - One cabin. - Uh-uh! 115 00:10:14,803 --> 00:10:17,913 - Non-stop fellatio. All night, from girls. - (gargling) 116 00:10:17,993 --> 00:10:22,727 My god, with the fucking touching, man, I'm trying to do my own thing here, shit. 117 00:10:22,807 --> 00:10:24,887 (Country music) 118 00:10:26,067 --> 00:10:29,358 Hell, man, I know my whole family ain't getting into heaven 'cause if I get there... 119 00:10:29,382 --> 00:10:31,660 And I see them, I'll know I'm in hell. 120 00:10:31,740 --> 00:10:33,561 I believe when I get to heaven... 121 00:10:33,641 --> 00:10:37,191 I'm gonna get a lot of just all that old pussy I had before I got there. 122 00:10:37,271 --> 00:10:39,301 It's gonna be right there waiting for me again. 123 00:10:39,381 --> 00:10:41,341 Yeah, but I don't really worry though about dying. 124 00:10:41,382 --> 00:10:45,196 It's not so much dying a virgin, it's just dying without like... 125 00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:49,300 Doing anything. I've done a little bit. Turner: Nah, you'll be fine. You'll be good. 126 00:10:49,324 --> 00:10:52,237 Turner: That's why we're taking this little vacay. I'm gonna teach you... 127 00:10:52,261 --> 00:10:55,377 - You're my little cub, my little baby cub. - All right, I can be the cub. 128 00:10:55,457 --> 00:10:58,375 Turner: Yeah, brother, that's right. Brandon: Suckling on her nipples. 129 00:10:58,399 --> 00:11:00,845 Turner: Yeah, no, no, no, none of that. 130 00:11:17,619 --> 00:11:19,464 Well, well. 131 00:11:22,728 --> 00:11:24,602 Oh, man. 132 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:27,605 What the fuck is this, man? 133 00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:29,717 This is my uncle's house. 134 00:11:29,797 --> 00:11:33,489 Turner: Well, I mean, was it in a fire or something, man? 135 00:11:33,569 --> 00:11:37,248 - Turner: Place looks like a fucking turd. - No, it's rustic. 136 00:11:38,673 --> 00:11:41,886 - It's how it's supposed to look. - Turner: Okay, all right. 137 00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:49,170 I'm just saying, this place doesn't exactly give me, you know, warm cuddly feelings. 138 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:53,508 Brandon: Isn't that why you brought your shotgun? You're just a crazy person. 139 00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:57,235 - Turner: Just wait, I got it, I got it. - Good grab. 140 00:12:00,361 --> 00:12:02,640 Oh, a little chilly. 141 00:12:03,698 --> 00:12:05,553 - Oh, sorry. - Yeah, whatever. 142 00:12:05,633 --> 00:12:07,211 Yeah. 143 00:12:10,839 --> 00:12:15,763 Turner: The inside looks nicer than the outside! Shotgun biggest room! 144 00:12:15,844 --> 00:12:18,836 Uncle Mike: (Recorded message) hey, Jack, it's uncle Mike, just checking in. 145 00:12:18,860 --> 00:12:20,933 I wanted to make sure that you got in all right. 146 00:12:21,013 --> 00:12:24,927 Um, look, I'm not gonna be around for the next week or so... 147 00:12:25,007 --> 00:12:28,642 And I'm not gonna have any cell service where I am. So I, uh... 148 00:12:28,722 --> 00:12:31,754 I guess I'll just see you when I get there. 149 00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:35,586 - Um, be careful, all right, kiddo? - Brandon: You're not complaining. 150 00:12:35,666 --> 00:12:37,475 You brought it on yourself. 151 00:12:38,499 --> 00:12:40,044 Man. 152 00:13:18,105 --> 00:13:19,917 Turner: What the fuck? 153 00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:23,688 Bro! 154 00:13:24,612 --> 00:13:25,900 Brandon: What? Turner: What? 155 00:13:25,980 --> 00:13:29,027 - Oh, the breaker broke. - Turner: Yeah. 156 00:13:30,819 --> 00:13:33,099 What are we supposed to do? Live like, fucking jebediah... 157 00:13:33,123 --> 00:13:35,176 And his amish goddamn band mates or what? 158 00:13:35,256 --> 00:13:38,479 - We'll call someone tomorrow. - No, I want a flashlight right now. 159 00:13:38,559 --> 00:13:40,155 Where's our flashlight? 160 00:13:40,235 --> 00:13:42,469 - I don't know. - Turner: That's all right. This'll work. 161 00:13:42,493 --> 00:13:45,954 No, it won't work! I'm in the middle of a battle. Can you pause it, please? 162 00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:49,047 Would you pause it, Turner? You're being inconsiderate. 163 00:14:56,337 --> 00:14:58,346 (Breathing heavily) 164 00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:34,395 Jack: Oh, shit, shit. 165 00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:36,054 Shit! 166 00:15:48,756 --> 00:15:51,780 I got there, I got there to pick you up, I can get home safe. 167 00:15:51,860 --> 00:15:53,448 Dude, you only have your learner's. 168 00:15:53,528 --> 00:15:57,007 You don't have a wallet on you. You're wearing a garbage bag. 169 00:15:58,066 --> 00:16:01,389 - So where did you sleep last night? - A dumpster. 170 00:16:01,469 --> 00:16:05,299 - Why are you sleeping in dumpster? - I don't know. 171 00:16:05,379 --> 00:16:10,354 If it's something weird like some fetish thing... I get it, all right. 172 00:16:10,444 --> 00:16:15,746 Let's just say I get it. So you can tell me, if you want, you know. 173 00:16:18,219 --> 00:16:21,342 I'm into some nasty shit, I'm sure you got a... we're related. 174 00:16:21,422 --> 00:16:23,867 You must have some weird stuff going on. 175 00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:25,870 Sexually. 176 00:16:33,568 --> 00:16:36,414 Hey, all right! 177 00:16:46,447 --> 00:16:49,527 Woman: Jack, honey. 178 00:16:52,989 --> 00:16:54,872 Mommy has to go. 179 00:16:55,273 --> 00:16:58,146 And I'm gonna take you over to your cousin's house, okay? 180 00:16:58,226 --> 00:16:59,390 Okay. 181 00:17:01,162 --> 00:17:03,374 Promise me something, Jack. 182 00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,812 When you turn 18... 183 00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:10,281 If you feel sick... 184 00:17:11,872 --> 00:17:13,684 Don't be afraid. 185 00:17:15,309 --> 00:17:17,338 Repeat after me. (Sniffs) 186 00:17:17,778 --> 00:17:20,835 - When I'm 18... - Jack: When I'm 18... 187 00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:24,005 If I feel sick... Jack: If I feel sick... 188 00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:27,592 Mom: I won't be afraid. Jack: I won't be afraid. 189 00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:30,701 Turner: Hey, crystal, what's up? It's Turner. 190 00:17:31,459 --> 00:17:34,915 What no, no, we haven't met. 191 00:17:34,995 --> 00:17:38,285 It was the app just a few minutes ago, remember? 192 00:17:38,365 --> 00:17:42,613 No, no, I'm the guy that sent you the photo of just his balls. 193 00:17:43,004 --> 00:17:46,427 Yeah, you wrote back like right away. Yeah, no, the cute balls. 194 00:17:46,507 --> 00:17:48,851 Yeah, with the razor blade next to it. 195 00:17:48,931 --> 00:17:52,823 Baby, come on, I swear I'm not a serial killer. 196 00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:57,838 I mean, the app I'm using says we're only two miles away. 197 00:17:57,918 --> 00:18:01,141 - Jack, where are you going? - Just out, for a walk. 198 00:18:01,221 --> 00:18:03,040 Turner: Tell me more. (Laughs) 199 00:18:04,096 --> 00:18:05,713 Yeah, you're fucking wet. 200 00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:07,404 Would you get off the phone with your mom already? 201 00:18:07,428 --> 00:18:10,475 - Turner: I'll fucking kill you, I swear to god. - Just hang up! 202 00:18:25,213 --> 00:18:27,224 Mike: So what's the status? 203 00:18:27,548 --> 00:18:30,528 - Mom: He has the gene. - Shit. 204 00:18:31,719 --> 00:18:33,608 Well, I don't know what we were expecting. 205 00:18:33,688 --> 00:18:36,244 Mom: The chains didn't hold. I need you to get the cage. 206 00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:37,684 Mike: That's your responsibility. 207 00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:41,422 Mom: You know I can't. Someone could recognize me. 208 00:18:41,502 --> 00:18:45,119 - I'll arrange to get it there tomorrow. - mom: He needs it tonight. 209 00:18:45,199 --> 00:18:48,356 - Well, I can't get it tonight. - mom: Mike, if you don't wanna go back... 210 00:18:48,436 --> 00:18:51,492 Look, I've done my best to lead a normal life... 211 00:18:51,572 --> 00:18:55,052 And I'm not about to fuck it all up right now. 212 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:59,834 We had a pact. You're lucky I'm even talking to you. 213 00:18:59,914 --> 00:19:02,326 He's gonna have to wait till tomorrow. 214 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:16,161 Turner: Well, it's not a fucking real road, you fucking idiot, it's a piece of cardboard. 215 00:19:16,241 --> 00:19:17,952 - Brandon: I was just joking. - Oh, my god. 216 00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:20,355 - Brandon: Ah, shit. - What the fuck is this? 217 00:19:20,435 --> 00:19:23,047 Brandon: Ah, it'll probably turn on in the morning like yesterday. 218 00:19:23,071 --> 00:19:27,761 What the fuck? This is Jack's uncle's house. He should be here dealing with this shit. 219 00:19:27,841 --> 00:19:30,498 Do you know the story about Jack's family by the way? 220 00:19:30,578 --> 00:19:33,474 Yeah, his mom like shot up his dad or something, right? 221 00:19:33,554 --> 00:19:36,146 No, it goes way beyond that. A lot more. 222 00:19:36,226 --> 00:19:40,875 All right, well, every family has problems. I mean... shit, my dad used to be an alcoholic. 223 00:19:40,955 --> 00:19:44,500 - Still is, we just got over it. - They have a Wikipedia page... 224 00:19:44,580 --> 00:19:46,714 - Just about them. - Oh, god. 225 00:19:46,794 --> 00:19:51,886 Yeah, okay, it all started with, um, Jack's mom's oldest sister Margaret. 226 00:19:51,966 --> 00:19:54,966 She went into the city with her boyfriend for a romantic night out, right... 227 00:19:55,002 --> 00:19:57,548 They were gonna get dinner. And after dinner he surprised her. 228 00:19:57,572 --> 00:20:02,009 He had a hotel room at the Waldorf astoria. It's great, fantastic, it's a nice hotel. 229 00:20:02,089 --> 00:20:05,355 - I'd do dirty things to stay in that hotel. - Turner: You would do dirty things for free. 230 00:20:05,379 --> 00:20:09,904 Brandon: Listen, the next morning, the maids come in, boyfriend's dead. 231 00:20:09,984 --> 00:20:13,878 Head split open like a pumpkin, or a melon, or a watermelon... 232 00:20:13,958 --> 00:20:18,098 And Margaret she's hanging from a chandelier, dead too obviously. 233 00:20:18,358 --> 00:20:21,181 - Turner: Jesus. - She killed herself. 234 00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:25,319 Yeah, oh, but you know, Jack's mom, that gets a little nastier. 235 00:20:25,399 --> 00:20:28,623 She took much longer to go crazy, you know. 236 00:20:28,703 --> 00:20:31,292 She waited, you know, years. 237 00:20:31,372 --> 00:20:36,430 And then one night, when Jack was around five or six, his mother just went ballistic. 238 00:20:36,510 --> 00:20:40,100 Cut her husband's face open with a razor. Really tore in. 239 00:20:40,180 --> 00:20:43,550 Like, gruesome, okay? My parents, they still don't understand... 240 00:20:43,630 --> 00:20:46,807 How one night a person could be completely normal, friendly... 241 00:20:46,887 --> 00:20:50,044 Interesting, nice, and then the next, homicidal. 242 00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:55,082 They never even found her body, just her clothes completely soaked in blood. 243 00:20:55,162 --> 00:20:58,742 Oh, but the worst one, the worst incident by far... 244 00:20:58,822 --> 00:21:01,111 Is uncle Mike, our uncle Mike. 245 00:21:01,202 --> 00:21:05,073 He was in Europe, taking an overnight train from Brussels to Amsterdam. 246 00:21:05,153 --> 00:21:07,828 And the next day when the train pulled into the station... 247 00:21:07,908 --> 00:21:11,238 And the conductor came to open the doors, he found 12 bodies... 248 00:21:11,318 --> 00:21:14,869 Dead people, just slaughtered, torn-up, cast all over the walls. 249 00:21:14,949 --> 00:21:18,589 You know, it was just disgusting. There was guts everywhere, it was really just... 250 00:21:18,669 --> 00:21:22,614 Gruesome stuff, awful stuff. The only guy that made it... 251 00:21:22,694 --> 00:21:25,038 Was uncle Mike, so naturally he's a suspect... 252 00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:27,339 But they couldn't find his fingerprints on anything... 253 00:21:27,363 --> 00:21:29,353 Frankly it didn't make any sense that a scrawny teenager... 254 00:21:29,377 --> 00:21:32,086 Could've killed an entire car full of people, you know? 255 00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:35,141 Not like the way, whoever did it, did it, because... 256 00:21:35,221 --> 00:21:39,193 He tore like jaws off and shit, I mean, god... 257 00:21:39,273 --> 00:21:42,696 Holy shit, you're fucking related to these people. 258 00:21:42,776 --> 00:21:46,724 No, it's through Jack's father, so, I'm not psycho. 259 00:21:46,947 --> 00:21:48,492 Whew. 260 00:21:49,549 --> 00:21:53,564 All right, that really tired me out. I'm gonna go to bed. 261 00:21:55,623 --> 00:21:59,036 You should bundle up, okay, the heat's off. 262 00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:01,572 I love you. 263 00:22:15,443 --> 00:22:17,457 (Moaning) 264 00:22:23,284 --> 00:22:26,330 Shit, fuck. 265 00:22:27,238 --> 00:22:28,689 Damn. 266 00:22:41,402 --> 00:22:43,480 (Door opening) 267 00:22:44,138 --> 00:22:45,950 What the fuck? 268 00:23:10,865 --> 00:23:12,443 Brandon. 269 00:23:13,768 --> 00:23:17,138 - Brandon? - man: This feels as if it's your beach... 270 00:23:17,218 --> 00:23:19,226 Yours alone. 271 00:23:19,306 --> 00:23:21,351 (Gun cocks) 272 00:23:47,901 --> 00:23:49,780 - Don't shoot! (Gun fires) 273 00:24:01,882 --> 00:24:03,460 Fuck. 274 00:24:12,393 --> 00:24:15,673 Hail Mary, full of grace... 275 00:24:17,198 --> 00:24:19,243 The lord is with thee. 276 00:24:19,633 --> 00:24:21,922 Blessed art thou amongst women... 277 00:24:22,202 --> 00:24:25,449 And blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. 278 00:24:26,774 --> 00:24:29,540 Holy Mary mother of god. 279 00:24:31,245 --> 00:24:33,571 Pray for our sinners. 280 00:24:33,651 --> 00:24:37,395 Now and at the hour of our death. 281 00:24:40,754 --> 00:24:42,299 Amen. 282 00:25:15,623 --> 00:25:19,303 Reporter: (On TV) medics on the scene found the victim's body was cut in half... 283 00:25:19,383 --> 00:25:22,707 - Authorities speculate a rogue black bear... - What's with you watching the news? 284 00:25:22,731 --> 00:25:24,840 Responsible for the attack... 285 00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:28,422 And authorities are urging all residents to remain vigilant... 286 00:25:28,502 --> 00:25:30,991 While carrying our their daily activities. 287 00:25:31,071 --> 00:25:36,530 Our thoughts and prayers go out to the family and friends of Morris Wright. 288 00:25:36,610 --> 00:25:39,022 What exactly did you see, miss? 289 00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:42,686 Um, I was waiting... 290 00:25:43,151 --> 00:25:47,307 For a train to home, and I heard a noise... 291 00:25:47,387 --> 00:25:50,457 And then this... 292 00:25:50,998 --> 00:25:54,349 - Thing... ripped him apart. - Brandon: Fuck. 293 00:25:54,429 --> 00:25:58,152 Reporter: Now authorities are saying that it was a black bear. Is that what you saw? 294 00:25:58,232 --> 00:26:00,220 I'm sorry, I can't answer any more questions. 295 00:26:00,300 --> 00:26:04,375 Reporter: (On TV) Morris Wright, the victim, 25 years old, black male. 296 00:26:04,455 --> 00:26:07,205 - Brandon: Fuck. - Survived by three sisters... 297 00:26:07,285 --> 00:26:10,527 - Brandon: That must've been one big bear. - Yeah, yeah. 298 00:26:10,607 --> 00:26:14,651 I think with bears you're supposed to stand and scream, that's the standard procedure. 299 00:26:15,516 --> 00:26:18,762 Hmm, obviously they weren't in the boy scouts. 300 00:26:46,847 --> 00:26:48,895 (Growling) 301 00:27:04,064 --> 00:27:06,113 (Growling) 302 00:27:20,147 --> 00:27:22,159 (Mike yelling) 303 00:27:45,172 --> 00:27:47,427 Hey, Jack, um... 304 00:27:47,907 --> 00:27:50,507 If you wanna keep sleeping outside, that's totally okay, but... 305 00:27:50,577 --> 00:27:52,656 Could you just let me know? 306 00:27:55,616 --> 00:27:57,461 You look like shit. 307 00:27:57,985 --> 00:28:00,997 But you're really soft. Have you been using moisturizer? 308 00:28:14,101 --> 00:28:16,126 (Faint screaming) 309 00:28:19,506 --> 00:28:23,186 Yeah, it's like I got hundreds at will shooting out my asshole. 310 00:28:28,649 --> 00:28:32,095 - Rose: I'm done with interviews. - I came to... 311 00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:35,599 I was at the station last night. 312 00:28:40,027 --> 00:28:42,316 - Where? - On the other side of the track. 313 00:28:42,396 --> 00:28:44,718 - Rose: Did you see the attack? - I heard it. 314 00:28:44,798 --> 00:28:47,611 Rose: Bullshit. What are you doing? 315 00:29:00,781 --> 00:29:03,994 Why do you have this? Don't touch him. He's sick. 316 00:29:06,353 --> 00:29:08,232 So what did you see last night? 317 00:29:10,190 --> 00:29:12,269 I didn't get a good look at it. 318 00:29:12,926 --> 00:29:15,772 A big gorilla. 319 00:29:17,130 --> 00:29:19,863 - You don't believe me. - No, I do, I do. 320 00:29:21,401 --> 00:29:24,892 Was it weird looking? What did it look like? Was it big? 321 00:29:24,972 --> 00:29:27,094 Or was it weird and hairy? 322 00:29:27,174 --> 00:29:29,954 - Man: Rose, who is it? - Time for you to go. 323 00:29:33,247 --> 00:29:36,470 - You have to leave. Please. - It's got my address on it, okay? 324 00:29:36,550 --> 00:29:39,162 - I'm not taking it. - Take it. 325 00:29:45,392 --> 00:29:47,351 Nobody tells me there's a guest in our house. 326 00:29:47,431 --> 00:29:49,273 He just came to talk... 327 00:29:54,067 --> 00:29:56,727 - Who came to talk? - Jack. 328 00:29:57,871 --> 00:29:59,716 I'm Gonzo. 329 00:30:02,075 --> 00:30:03,430 Well, did she fix you a drink? 330 00:30:03,510 --> 00:30:06,367 - Rose, did you fix our guest a drink? - He didn't want a drink. 331 00:30:06,447 --> 00:30:10,103 Just because you're settled and sobered up doesn't mean our guest has to. 332 00:30:10,183 --> 00:30:15,253 - Jack: No, really, I'm fine. - Rose, pour the scotch, the good scotch. 333 00:30:19,059 --> 00:30:20,204 Rocks? 334 00:30:20,294 --> 00:30:22,916 You'll have to excuse my wife's poor hospitality. 335 00:30:22,996 --> 00:30:25,728 She looks sexy sitting on my couch, but... 336 00:30:25,808 --> 00:30:28,878 She just isn't into the whole housewife thing. 337 00:30:29,970 --> 00:30:32,649 Guess I spoil you too much, huh, babe? 338 00:30:33,807 --> 00:30:35,619 Guests first. 339 00:30:39,947 --> 00:30:41,791 Have a seat. 340 00:30:47,988 --> 00:30:50,867 No, you wanna hold that with a strong grip. 341 00:30:54,794 --> 00:30:56,806 (Glasses clinging) 342 00:30:58,198 --> 00:31:00,677 So what brings you to my castle, Jack? 343 00:31:02,803 --> 00:31:05,415 I told your wife I heard the attack. 344 00:31:05,772 --> 00:31:08,385 Oh, shit, so you were there when that nig... 345 00:31:10,143 --> 00:31:12,589 When Morris Wright got killed. 346 00:31:15,182 --> 00:31:18,128 It ripped his whole bottom half off, didn't it? 347 00:31:19,853 --> 00:31:22,319 Maybe you could tell me what happened to her wedding ring? 348 00:31:24,124 --> 00:31:25,827 (Phone vibrating) 349 00:31:27,127 --> 00:31:29,406 This is an important investor. 350 00:31:30,163 --> 00:31:31,771 I gotta go. 351 00:31:34,001 --> 00:31:36,045 Rose, if you will. 352 00:31:39,172 --> 00:31:40,614 What up, motherfucker? 353 00:31:41,775 --> 00:31:44,898 Gonzo: Oh, I'm ready to bake cakes, I just need some flour. 354 00:31:44,978 --> 00:31:46,489 Hey. 355 00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:49,893 If you need anything, let me know. 356 00:31:50,817 --> 00:31:52,662 Rose: Thank you for coming. 357 00:32:05,899 --> 00:32:10,179 - Hey, what are you doing? - Just rolling a joint. 358 00:32:10,670 --> 00:32:14,628 Yeah, it's kind of a big milestone for me, so, if you cannot just hover over me... 359 00:32:14,708 --> 00:32:16,719 That'd be great. 360 00:32:17,978 --> 00:32:20,590 Why are there animal crackers all over the ground? 361 00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:23,648 I don't know, I'm not really focused on the animal crackers... 362 00:32:23,728 --> 00:32:25,554 Because this is my second time smoking... 363 00:32:25,634 --> 00:32:29,532 So it's gonna be my first time getting high, so it has to be perfect. 364 00:32:31,992 --> 00:32:33,824 See it's... not too tight. 365 00:32:35,228 --> 00:32:37,240 You gotta let the grass breathe. 366 00:32:39,066 --> 00:32:41,026 - Lesson number one. - Come to my room, all right? 367 00:32:41,068 --> 00:32:43,694 I'll be there as s... oh, shit. 368 00:32:48,442 --> 00:32:49,930 - Howdy-doody. - Jack: Close the door. 369 00:32:50,010 --> 00:32:51,521 Okay. 370 00:32:56,049 --> 00:32:58,864 - What are we watching? - Just watch this. 371 00:32:58,944 --> 00:33:00,965 (Growling) 372 00:33:03,056 --> 00:33:05,445 Well, that's creepy. What is it? Like a YouTube video? 373 00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:07,538 - No, it's from the gopro. - (chewing) 374 00:33:15,936 --> 00:33:17,859 - Is that the girl from the news? - (growling) 375 00:33:19,337 --> 00:33:20,259 (Screams) 376 00:33:20,339 --> 00:33:22,762 You killed someone, you killed somebody. 377 00:33:22,842 --> 00:33:24,854 I think I'm a werewolf. 378 00:33:26,013 --> 00:33:28,396 That's a really bad legal defense. We're gonna need to get a lawyer. 379 00:33:28,420 --> 00:33:31,027 - We need to work on that. - Look, look at the hands. 380 00:33:31,785 --> 00:33:33,663 Those aren't my hands. 381 00:33:35,022 --> 00:33:37,711 - Oh, my god. - Do you think I'll turn soon? 382 00:33:37,791 --> 00:33:39,969 - We should call someone. - What happened to your dick? 383 00:33:40,049 --> 00:33:42,465 That's the real question, you know. Did that transform too? 384 00:33:42,545 --> 00:33:44,251 Did it get much bigger? 385 00:33:44,331 --> 00:33:46,276 - What? - That would be good. 386 00:33:47,500 --> 00:33:49,212 You should definitely call someone. 387 00:33:51,505 --> 00:33:53,317 Record message: Uh, hello... 388 00:33:53,697 --> 00:33:56,181 Wade here from Nana's attic. 389 00:33:56,676 --> 00:34:00,924 Looks like we've got an item here for you to pick up. 390 00:34:01,348 --> 00:34:04,071 Oh, fuck, okay. I got some bad news. 391 00:34:04,151 --> 00:34:05,840 - Jack: What? What? - I have some bad news? 392 00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:09,476 We got like four more days of you turning into a werewolf, it turns out. 393 00:34:09,556 --> 00:34:11,648 Isn't it only supposed to last like one more night? 394 00:34:11,728 --> 00:34:14,478 Brandon: No, the moon only has to basically full for you to transform. 395 00:34:14,502 --> 00:34:16,026 And I'm looking at the lunar calendar... 396 00:34:16,050 --> 00:34:18,841 And it says that we've got four more nights of basically full moons. 397 00:34:18,865 --> 00:34:21,421 We're losing sun. This is... oh, fucking Christ. 398 00:34:21,501 --> 00:34:24,147 Okay, if the sun goes down, I'm dropping you in the woods. 399 00:34:24,237 --> 00:34:26,960 Because I don't think I should be in the same car with you. 400 00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:28,127 Thanks. 401 00:34:28,207 --> 00:34:30,464 What do you expect, I'm not gonna die for you. 402 00:34:30,544 --> 00:34:33,429 I mean, I'd die for... I'm not gonna just die. I'm not even dying for you... 403 00:34:33,453 --> 00:34:36,292 You would just be eating me. I'm not gonna be your dinner. 404 00:34:36,683 --> 00:34:39,940 I'd sacrifice myself, but that's a different situation. 405 00:34:40,020 --> 00:34:41,918 Anyway, I don't wanna have to explain myself. 406 00:34:57,137 --> 00:34:59,549 Jack: Hi, I'm here to pick something up. 407 00:35:00,039 --> 00:35:02,699 - Name? Jack: Jack... 408 00:35:03,410 --> 00:35:06,570 - Jack luskey. - ID? 409 00:35:07,180 --> 00:35:08,992 I lost it. 410 00:35:09,216 --> 00:35:13,530 We're in a big rush, if there's any way you could hurry up, it'd be great. 411 00:35:26,733 --> 00:35:29,999 Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah. 412 00:35:30,237 --> 00:35:32,092 Out there. 413 00:35:32,172 --> 00:35:34,050 Jack: Excuse me? 414 00:35:58,665 --> 00:36:00,166 Wow. 415 00:36:00,900 --> 00:36:03,980 Yeah, that's a nice one, hah. 416 00:36:04,537 --> 00:36:07,794 Has a little wear and tear, but it's sturdy as hell. 417 00:36:07,874 --> 00:36:11,531 Must've been a rich lady to afford a cage like that. 418 00:36:11,611 --> 00:36:15,802 - Real nice lady too. - This is excellent ironwork up here. 419 00:36:15,882 --> 00:36:19,306 Son, would you get down from there before you kill yourself? 420 00:36:19,386 --> 00:36:20,664 Sorry. 421 00:36:23,456 --> 00:36:25,301 Sorry about that. 422 00:36:26,626 --> 00:36:28,571 The truck's for me too? 423 00:36:32,499 --> 00:36:34,343 I'll drive my car. 424 00:36:44,544 --> 00:36:46,056 Fellas? 425 00:36:54,745 --> 00:36:58,435 - Crystal: (Moaning) I'm so hot. - Yeah, yeah, you are. 426 00:37:00,493 --> 00:37:03,782 You're hotter than your profile picture, that's rare. 427 00:37:03,862 --> 00:37:07,110 (Laughs) that's gotta be the nicest thing anybody has ever said to me. 428 00:37:08,768 --> 00:37:11,658 Hey, do you know about law and stuff? 429 00:37:11,738 --> 00:37:14,261 Well, that's kinda non sequitur, but I guess. 430 00:37:14,341 --> 00:37:18,231 I just... I got this friend Jimmy and he was asking me if, you know... 431 00:37:18,311 --> 00:37:21,002 If an intruder broke into your house and... 432 00:37:21,082 --> 00:37:25,338 And this intruder, say, had a record, and was wanted for murder and... 433 00:37:25,518 --> 00:37:28,608 And you killed them, is that a crime? 434 00:37:28,688 --> 00:37:30,610 Well, it doesn't matter if they're a murderer. 435 00:37:30,690 --> 00:37:33,303 In order to kill somebody you have to feel like your life's in danger. 436 00:37:33,327 --> 00:37:35,238 But it wouldn't matter either way, though, right? 437 00:37:35,262 --> 00:37:38,307 He wouldn't get punished if this was a bad person. 438 00:37:39,633 --> 00:37:43,356 Okay, well, the Jew that killed Lee Harvey oswald still got in trouble. 439 00:37:43,436 --> 00:37:45,325 Are we good? 440 00:37:45,405 --> 00:37:48,861 Yeah, fuck, sorry, I'm just a little out of it I guess. 441 00:37:51,244 --> 00:37:54,100 I don't know, maybe I'm just not in the mood, I... 442 00:37:54,180 --> 00:37:57,636 Well, that's not what this little guy says. 443 00:37:58,985 --> 00:38:02,442 It's funny you say that, 'cause I actually call him little Turner. 444 00:38:02,522 --> 00:38:06,399 - Oh, so he's little. - Oh, he never stays little. 445 00:38:06,479 --> 00:38:08,313 That's the trick. 446 00:38:08,393 --> 00:38:10,396 (Moaning) 447 00:38:10,997 --> 00:38:14,010 - I got an idea. - Now, what's that. 448 00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:16,212 You care if I film this? 449 00:38:16,836 --> 00:38:18,753 - Only if I get a copy. (Laughs) 450 00:38:18,833 --> 00:38:21,051 You are amazing. 451 00:38:21,674 --> 00:38:23,686 Hmm, come here. 452 00:38:24,277 --> 00:38:25,832 - You stay right here. - Will do. 453 00:38:25,912 --> 00:38:28,758 Don't move. All right. 454 00:38:32,419 --> 00:38:36,776 - Fuck, it's not in here. - crystal: Just forget about it. 455 00:38:36,856 --> 00:38:40,180 I know where it is, just stay right here, don't move. 456 00:38:40,260 --> 00:38:42,071 Hold that thought. 457 00:38:44,497 --> 00:38:46,509 (Farts) 458 00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:02,125 What the f... 459 00:39:03,049 --> 00:39:04,244 Fuck. 460 00:39:29,909 --> 00:39:31,398 - Brandon: What's wrong? - No gas. 461 00:39:31,478 --> 00:39:33,356 Oh, shit. 462 00:39:33,847 --> 00:39:36,726 The car doesn't have a warning light or anything? 463 00:39:37,550 --> 00:39:39,706 - Man. - How much time do you think we got? 464 00:39:39,786 --> 00:39:43,399 - I don't know, when do you usually transform? - I don't know. 465 00:39:45,324 --> 00:39:47,547 Do you think we can put the cage in the other car? 466 00:39:47,627 --> 00:39:50,683 Nah, no way, it's way too small. 467 00:39:51,162 --> 00:39:54,821 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, man! 468 00:39:54,901 --> 00:39:57,112 - Shit, we're in big trouble here! - Relax, we're gonna be fine. 469 00:39:57,136 --> 00:40:01,227 No, you're gonna be fine. You're gonna be okay, and I'm... you're gonna eat me. 470 00:40:01,307 --> 00:40:03,186 Help me with the cage. 471 00:40:07,113 --> 00:40:10,770 See, if the werewolf in you eats me... 472 00:40:10,850 --> 00:40:14,664 It's not 'cause it's evil, it's because it's a monster. 473 00:40:15,121 --> 00:40:16,776 Jack: This is good. 474 00:40:16,856 --> 00:40:20,823 Brandon: See, so... if the werewolf in you eats me... 475 00:40:20,903 --> 00:40:25,485 It... it doesn't make it evil, it's just a monster, you know. 476 00:40:25,565 --> 00:40:28,822 - It doesn't have any control over it. - Jack: That sounds pretty evil to me. 477 00:40:28,902 --> 00:40:32,469 Brandon: No, not if you don't have a choice, see like, you know like the hulk... 478 00:40:32,549 --> 00:40:36,164 See with the hulk, you put the hulk in a terrorist base... 479 00:40:36,244 --> 00:40:39,171 It just destroys everything in it's path, and he's a hero. 480 00:40:39,251 --> 00:40:44,070 He's off the hook, in a church, and yeah, he's obviously not a hero. 481 00:40:44,150 --> 00:40:47,229 That's what makes it a monster, he doesn't have a choice. 482 00:40:48,421 --> 00:40:51,411 Okay, the lock is on. 483 00:40:51,491 --> 00:40:53,880 - Jack: Good. - Take off all your clothes then. 484 00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:57,284 - Jack: Gimme your watch. - All right, but why, I really like this watch. 485 00:40:57,364 --> 00:41:00,253 Just gimme your watch. I won't break it. 486 00:41:00,333 --> 00:41:01,844 Okay. 487 00:41:02,669 --> 00:41:05,492 - All right. There you go. - Jack: Thanks. 488 00:41:05,572 --> 00:41:08,162 - And now take off your clothes. - Jack: What? 489 00:41:08,242 --> 00:41:11,531 Brandon: I need your clothes, you'll rip 'em when you transform. 490 00:41:11,611 --> 00:41:14,397 - Come on, hurry up, hurry up, please. - Jack: All right, fine. 491 00:41:14,914 --> 00:41:16,836 - Here. - Okay. 492 00:41:16,916 --> 00:41:19,556 Thank you. Oh, and the jacket, I need the jacket too. 493 00:41:19,636 --> 00:41:22,809 - Jack: No, I'm keeping my jacket. - No, no, you'll tear it when you transform. 494 00:41:22,889 --> 00:41:25,834 - It's a nice jacket, you don't wanna tear it. Jack: I'll take it off before. 495 00:41:25,858 --> 00:41:30,553 - What if you're not able to, though? - It'll be like an experience, yeah? 496 00:41:30,633 --> 00:41:34,511 - You love experiences, right? - I do like ex... okay. All right. 497 00:41:35,602 --> 00:41:38,224 - Jack: Get out of here! - No, I wanna watch. 498 00:41:38,304 --> 00:41:42,213 No... Brandon, get out of here, you saw the footage. 499 00:41:42,293 --> 00:41:44,831 Ah, fine, okay. 500 00:41:44,911 --> 00:41:46,779 - All right. - Wait. 501 00:41:46,859 --> 00:41:49,292 - Brandon: What? - What do I do about food? 502 00:41:50,452 --> 00:41:52,405 Oh, I got crackers. 503 00:41:52,485 --> 00:41:53,807 Jack: Shit. 504 00:41:54,487 --> 00:41:57,667 Brandon: I'll see you later, good luck, bye. 505 00:42:21,814 --> 00:42:23,626 Rose: Can you walk Joey? 506 00:42:24,450 --> 00:42:26,696 And what would be the point of that, sweetheart? 507 00:42:26,776 --> 00:42:29,132 He needs to get out, it's healthy. 508 00:42:30,156 --> 00:42:33,813 That dog ain't healthy. And it ain't never gonna be healthy... 509 00:42:33,893 --> 00:42:37,974 'Cause I am not spending $10,000 of my money to fix his broke ass. 510 00:42:44,303 --> 00:42:46,182 All right. 511 00:42:46,272 --> 00:42:48,150 I'll walk him. 512 00:42:50,443 --> 00:42:54,057 Come here, Joey boy, yes. 513 00:42:54,781 --> 00:42:56,659 Let's go for a walk. 514 00:42:58,351 --> 00:43:02,241 Let's me and you go for a walk, mommy said... 515 00:43:02,321 --> 00:43:05,371 "Let's go for a walk." So... 516 00:43:06,251 --> 00:43:08,538 Let's take you for a walk. 517 00:43:10,897 --> 00:43:13,109 Off we go. 518 00:43:17,036 --> 00:43:19,047 (Gun fires) 519 00:43:23,142 --> 00:43:26,423 Holy shit, you wouldn't believe it. His legs must've healed. 520 00:43:26,503 --> 00:43:29,132 He ran away. Good night, babe. 521 00:43:35,451 --> 00:43:36,976 (Gun fires) 522 00:43:37,056 --> 00:43:41,397 All right, this is the Remington 12 Gauge. I'm gonna teach you how to fire this shotgun. 523 00:43:41,477 --> 00:43:44,684 Girl as fucking sexy as you, needs to know how to fire a gun, right? 524 00:43:44,764 --> 00:43:46,419 - Too many predators out there. - I know! 525 00:43:46,499 --> 00:43:49,339 So you're gonna take... you got your safety mechanism here, the trigger. 526 00:43:49,376 --> 00:43:53,059 This is where you're gonna throw the shell. You wanna throw it in there, you cock it... 527 00:43:53,139 --> 00:43:56,563 Put it up to your shoulder, find your target and fire. 528 00:43:56,643 --> 00:43:59,397 So there's no ammo now, I just want you to learn how to like hold the gun... 529 00:43:59,421 --> 00:44:01,801 - Get a sense of the weight of it. - Seems easy enough. 530 00:44:01,881 --> 00:44:03,837 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here we go. Right, you got it. 531 00:44:03,917 --> 00:44:07,172 - I need like a smaller one. - Yeah, I'll get you a mini. 532 00:44:07,887 --> 00:44:11,444 All right, so just aim at like them flock of birds out in the distance there... 533 00:44:11,524 --> 00:44:14,481 No ammo, but just you know, get a sense of it. 534 00:44:14,561 --> 00:44:18,641 Oh, baby, you're so fucking good with a fucking shotgun, hmm! 535 00:44:46,259 --> 00:44:48,131 Jack, Jack? 536 00:44:48,361 --> 00:44:51,540 - Open the fucking cage. - Okay, one second. 537 00:44:58,070 --> 00:44:59,882 It's open. 538 00:45:04,277 --> 00:45:08,324 - What is that? - Oh, sorry about that. That's nothing. 539 00:45:08,881 --> 00:45:12,238 Here you go, you should get in the car, it's warmed up for you. 540 00:45:12,318 --> 00:45:15,808 All right, come here, come here. 541 00:45:17,657 --> 00:45:19,946 This is so brokeback right now. 542 00:45:20,026 --> 00:45:21,904 Oh, shit. 543 00:45:36,776 --> 00:45:39,398 - We can't have him knowing about this. - Brandon: Why? 544 00:45:39,478 --> 00:45:42,798 - Because I fucking killed someone. - Oh, right, yeah. 545 00:45:43,082 --> 00:45:45,061 That's fucked up by the way. 546 00:45:45,318 --> 00:45:47,330 Turner: Yeah, morning to you too, Jack. 547 00:45:48,454 --> 00:45:49,609 - Hi. - Hi. 548 00:45:49,689 --> 00:45:53,012 - Hey, hello. - So you got a new truck? 549 00:45:53,092 --> 00:45:55,714 And what's with the cage? 550 00:45:56,272 --> 00:46:00,516 Uh, this is for uncle Mike's cat. 551 00:46:00,596 --> 00:46:02,588 Oh, my god, I love cats. 552 00:46:02,668 --> 00:46:07,593 That cage is for a cat? That cat must be fat as shit. 553 00:46:07,673 --> 00:46:11,230 Yeah, well, it's an outdoors cat, so it just mostly sticks in the back. 554 00:46:11,310 --> 00:46:13,666 - Turner: Uh-uh. - Hunts rodents. 555 00:46:13,746 --> 00:46:17,393 - Can we play with her? - Sure, if you could find her, yeah. 556 00:46:17,850 --> 00:46:20,296 Crystal: Kitty, kitty! 557 00:46:21,754 --> 00:46:25,079 - Brandon: Who's that girl by the way? - What her? Yeah, that's, uh... 558 00:46:25,159 --> 00:46:27,580 That's crystal. Yeah, she's my slam piece. 559 00:46:27,660 --> 00:46:31,250 Met her online and, god, she just gives me the biggest boners. 560 00:46:31,330 --> 00:46:32,717 - That's romantic. - Yeah. 561 00:46:32,797 --> 00:46:35,955 I'll let you get back to whatever the fuck Houdini trick you're planning. 562 00:46:36,035 --> 00:46:38,595 - I'm out of here. Baby! - Brandon: Have fun. 563 00:46:38,675 --> 00:46:40,359 (Door knocking) 564 00:46:40,439 --> 00:46:42,518 Yeah, one sec, Brandon. 565 00:46:42,909 --> 00:46:45,120 Oh, hey, Turner. 566 00:46:47,079 --> 00:46:48,903 Hey, man. 567 00:46:49,749 --> 00:46:52,371 I feel like we haven't chilled much since we got here. 568 00:46:52,451 --> 00:46:55,608 Yeah, I know. Sorry, I've just not been feeling too well. 569 00:46:55,688 --> 00:47:00,248 Yeah, that's all right. By the way, you haven't seen the gopro anywhere, have you? 570 00:47:01,193 --> 00:47:03,349 No, no. 571 00:47:03,429 --> 00:47:06,664 That's funny, 'cause I actually found it in this room, just the other night. 572 00:47:06,744 --> 00:47:10,101 All footage mysteriously gone off of it. 573 00:47:10,569 --> 00:47:12,208 - That's weird. Turner: Yeah. 574 00:47:12,288 --> 00:47:14,343 Must've been Brandon making one of those movies. 575 00:47:14,423 --> 00:47:16,495 One of those movies? 576 00:47:16,575 --> 00:47:18,464 Jack: You know. 577 00:47:18,544 --> 00:47:20,101 Yeah. 578 00:47:22,114 --> 00:47:25,004 Well, this was fun. Let's chill some more, all right? 579 00:47:25,084 --> 00:47:26,706 Jack: Definitely. 580 00:47:26,786 --> 00:47:28,376 Okay. 581 00:47:33,225 --> 00:47:35,249 (Groaning) 582 00:47:37,229 --> 00:47:40,156 - Oh, can I get my watch back, by the way? - Jack: Oh, I still need it. 583 00:47:40,236 --> 00:47:41,756 Why? 584 00:47:47,606 --> 00:47:49,197 Wow. 585 00:47:50,142 --> 00:47:53,368 All right, awesome. I'll set the watch for you. 586 00:47:55,648 --> 00:48:00,819 And I'm setting it to 8:22. 587 00:48:00,899 --> 00:48:03,175 - There you go. - Thanks. 588 00:48:03,255 --> 00:48:04,895 - (Door knocking) - I got it. Don't worry. 589 00:48:21,173 --> 00:48:22,697 Hi. 590 00:48:24,777 --> 00:48:26,668 Can I help you with something? 591 00:48:32,484 --> 00:48:35,588 - Gonzo: Hey, jacky, how you doing? - Oh, no, this is Brandon. 592 00:48:35,668 --> 00:48:38,264 Brandon. What's up, kiddo? 593 00:48:38,344 --> 00:48:42,448 Oh, nothing much, I'm just mapping out some strategies. Uh, heck strategies. 594 00:48:42,528 --> 00:48:45,985 For, uh, future tourneys. It's settlers of catan. Do you play? 595 00:48:46,065 --> 00:48:48,123 Yeah, that's great homie. 596 00:48:50,903 --> 00:48:53,726 Listen, where's jacky at? 597 00:48:53,806 --> 00:48:57,631 - Wait, uh, who are you? - I'm that motherfucker. 598 00:48:59,310 --> 00:49:01,492 Could you be more specific please? 599 00:49:03,816 --> 00:49:07,842 It's Gonzo. Tell him to come by my spot. 600 00:49:08,621 --> 00:49:10,478 He knows where I'm at. 601 00:49:16,378 --> 00:49:18,750 Bring Jack out or I'll crush your skull. 602 00:49:22,735 --> 00:49:24,825 Uh, do you know a Gonzo? 603 00:49:30,509 --> 00:49:33,167 I don't think he's gonna come, I'm sorry. 604 00:49:33,779 --> 00:49:35,536 If it was me, I would go. 605 00:49:41,820 --> 00:49:44,278 Okay, well, this... 606 00:49:46,225 --> 00:49:50,251 I don't know if you need to be this rough, sir, I think it's a little unnecessary. 607 00:49:51,864 --> 00:49:54,525 So, um, if you could have him back here before 8 o'clock... 608 00:49:54,605 --> 00:49:59,260 That's really important, you know. I really... that's essential. 609 00:50:00,206 --> 00:50:02,463 If you could have him before eight. 610 00:50:03,576 --> 00:50:05,667 (Car engine revving) 611 00:50:07,279 --> 00:50:09,970 Eight o'clock, okay? 612 00:50:50,256 --> 00:50:52,093 Hey, jacky. 613 00:50:52,957 --> 00:50:54,917 How you doing? 614 00:50:56,228 --> 00:51:00,186 Can I get you anything? A cigarette, a scotch? 615 00:51:00,266 --> 00:51:02,581 Oh, right, you don't drink. 616 00:51:02,661 --> 00:51:03,755 Coke? 617 00:51:04,703 --> 00:51:06,994 I'm fine, thanks. 618 00:51:12,945 --> 00:51:14,469 So... 619 00:51:15,347 --> 00:51:17,438 Jacky boy. 620 00:51:20,069 --> 00:51:23,077 What did you see that night at the train station? 621 00:51:24,123 --> 00:51:26,413 I don't remember much. 622 00:51:27,326 --> 00:51:29,648 You don't remember much? 623 00:51:29,728 --> 00:51:31,619 Well, Rose was there. 624 00:51:33,566 --> 00:51:35,657 And then the black bear came. 625 00:51:37,403 --> 00:51:40,661 And then Rose came running to help when she heard some screaming. 626 00:51:41,407 --> 00:51:45,564 So my candy-ass... 627 00:51:45,644 --> 00:51:48,269 Narrow-behind wife... 628 00:51:49,381 --> 00:51:53,207 Came running when she heard some screaming... 629 00:51:53,886 --> 00:51:56,608 From a motherfucker she doesn't know... 630 00:51:56,688 --> 00:51:59,346 Who was being attacked by a black bear. 631 00:52:01,126 --> 00:52:04,819 Jack, a lot of people are afraid of me. 632 00:52:05,648 --> 00:52:09,140 Do you know why a lot of people are afraid of me? 633 00:52:28,521 --> 00:52:30,345 Because I'm strong. 634 00:52:32,758 --> 00:52:35,249 And yet I am a pillar to the community. 635 00:52:35,728 --> 00:52:39,420 You know I donate over 10% of my profits to the boys and girls club? 636 00:52:43,001 --> 00:52:44,892 I love kids, jacky. 637 00:52:47,940 --> 00:52:49,637 See... 638 00:52:49,975 --> 00:52:53,401 The key to my business... 639 00:52:54,663 --> 00:52:58,137 Is know the truth, avoid the sleuth. 640 00:52:58,217 --> 00:53:00,707 Now, I avoid the sleuth. 641 00:53:01,387 --> 00:53:04,445 And you best believe I wanna know the truth. 642 00:53:05,791 --> 00:53:09,851 So I'm only gonna ask you one more time. 643 00:53:11,363 --> 00:53:15,256 Was that motherfucker at the train station with my wife? 644 00:53:17,303 --> 00:53:20,528 They were there, but not together. 645 00:53:30,115 --> 00:53:31,503 Okay. 646 00:53:31,583 --> 00:53:32,771 Okay. 647 00:53:37,823 --> 00:53:39,380 Okay. 648 00:53:42,594 --> 00:53:45,887 Hey, listen. Next time you see my wife... 649 00:53:46,999 --> 00:53:48,889 Text me, okay? 650 00:53:52,171 --> 00:53:54,792 Baby, I think Jack should stay for dinner. 651 00:53:56,909 --> 00:53:58,733 I don't see why not. 652 00:54:00,245 --> 00:54:03,316 - I can't. - Stay. 653 00:54:04,983 --> 00:54:07,206 I made plans with my cousin. 654 00:54:07,286 --> 00:54:09,465 - Brandon? Jack: Yeah. 655 00:54:09,545 --> 00:54:13,430 Well... is that the kid that followed us here? 656 00:54:14,126 --> 00:54:16,350 Uh, well. 657 00:54:16,795 --> 00:54:18,652 Bon appetite. 658 00:54:21,166 --> 00:54:23,288 Hey, ain't that the chick from the news? 659 00:54:23,368 --> 00:54:25,093 No, don't be racist. 660 00:54:28,701 --> 00:54:30,800 You boys ever tried tapenade? 661 00:54:33,445 --> 00:54:38,072 I make a mean tapenade. You know, it's my grandmother's recipe actually. 662 00:54:39,485 --> 00:54:41,943 When my grandmother died... 663 00:54:42,321 --> 00:54:44,779 She passed it down to my mother... 664 00:54:45,191 --> 00:54:49,283 And when my mama died, she passed it to my older brother. 665 00:54:50,896 --> 00:54:53,755 And when my older brother was murdered... 666 00:54:55,133 --> 00:54:57,158 I found the recipe in his wallet. 667 00:54:58,604 --> 00:55:00,626 Hmm, so. 668 00:55:00,706 --> 00:55:05,864 Brandon, Turner... were you guys at the train station that night with Jack? 669 00:55:06,144 --> 00:55:09,067 - Brandon: No, we weren't. - What night? Who's this? 670 00:55:09,147 --> 00:55:12,957 - Could we change the topic? - No, I'm sorry what night is this? 671 00:55:13,919 --> 00:55:16,508 Could you please pass the tapenade? 672 00:55:16,588 --> 00:55:20,748 It seems evident that you boys were not there the night that Morris Wright... 673 00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:25,684 - Was tragically killed. - Yeah, why were you there, Jack? 674 00:55:25,764 --> 00:55:28,007 You never told me you went to a train station. 675 00:55:28,087 --> 00:55:31,327 I thought we told each other everything, all of the sudden you're keeping secrets? 676 00:55:31,370 --> 00:55:35,673 - Why were you at the train station the... - Well, I would like to make a toast. 677 00:55:37,309 --> 00:55:39,431 Never mind, I'm sorry. 678 00:55:39,511 --> 00:55:42,634 No, go ahead, Brandon. Make a toast. 679 00:55:42,714 --> 00:55:44,806 - No, it's fine. - Make a toast! 680 00:55:44,886 --> 00:55:46,424 Okay. 681 00:55:47,820 --> 00:55:49,377 Uh... 682 00:55:52,391 --> 00:55:57,083 Well, this is a lovely house, it's very exciting to be here, for dinner. 683 00:55:57,663 --> 00:55:59,512 And, uh... 684 00:55:59,592 --> 00:56:04,390 I had a tough semester last semester at college, socially. 685 00:56:04,470 --> 00:56:09,194 But I made it, I persevered thanks to my two best friends here, who I love. 686 00:56:09,274 --> 00:56:13,432 And, uh, it's really exciting, again, to be meeting all of you. 687 00:56:13,512 --> 00:56:15,333 Especially Carl. 688 00:56:15,413 --> 00:56:18,170 And, uh, yeah. 689 00:56:18,250 --> 00:56:20,708 I'm excited to see where this goes. 690 00:56:21,153 --> 00:56:23,043 Thank you. 691 00:56:25,557 --> 00:56:28,747 Ah. To friendship. 692 00:56:28,827 --> 00:56:31,952 And whatever the fuck that little guy was talking about. 693 00:56:37,436 --> 00:56:40,494 And now that our palates have been cleansed... 694 00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:43,364 The tapenade. 695 00:56:46,312 --> 00:56:48,801 In a few seconds meet me in the kitchen. 696 00:56:48,881 --> 00:56:50,971 I'm gonna go check on the chicken. 697 00:57:03,095 --> 00:57:07,486 This is some fantastic tapenade. I think it's excellent, really great. 698 00:57:07,566 --> 00:57:09,456 It's always great. 699 00:57:10,869 --> 00:57:12,727 Do you need help with that? 700 00:57:25,784 --> 00:57:27,758 Can you help me? 701 00:57:28,220 --> 00:57:30,644 - Yeah. - Not with that. 702 00:57:33,926 --> 00:57:35,749 He killed the dog. 703 00:57:36,495 --> 00:57:38,319 He killed Joey. 704 00:57:38,931 --> 00:57:41,805 Um, I'm so sorry. 705 00:57:42,300 --> 00:57:44,591 And now he thinks I was with Morris. 706 00:57:45,938 --> 00:57:49,430 I told him you weren't, so there's no way he'll know. 707 00:57:52,744 --> 00:57:54,802 I'm gonna start showing soon. 708 00:57:59,418 --> 00:58:01,308 You're pregnant? 709 00:58:02,587 --> 00:58:05,045 Babies cost a lot more than dogs. 710 00:58:11,463 --> 00:58:13,502 (Faint chattering) 711 00:58:22,654 --> 00:58:25,899 - He wouldn't kill a baby. - Yeah, if it were his. 712 00:58:28,313 --> 00:58:30,235 Can you help me? 713 00:58:30,315 --> 00:58:33,807 Gonzo: Rose, we're two sets in, and no entree. 714 00:58:39,791 --> 00:58:41,348 Please. 715 00:58:48,566 --> 00:58:51,058 - I don't... - Get the rice. 716 00:58:54,906 --> 00:58:59,665 Turner: And that is the first time Brandon ever sucked on a dick. That's a true story. 717 00:58:59,745 --> 00:59:02,167 - I'm sure. - Only last week? 718 00:59:02,247 --> 00:59:04,726 Turner: It was just last week, she was like, who's this little kid... 719 00:59:04,750 --> 00:59:06,872 And I was like, oh, his name is Brandon. 720 00:59:06,952 --> 00:59:10,644 - I don't remember saying those words. - Turner: Yeah, whatever, you were drunk. 721 00:59:12,024 --> 00:59:14,448 Ah, anyway, that looks nice. 722 00:59:22,401 --> 00:59:26,692 Say, what kind of scotch are we drinking, by the way? 723 00:59:26,772 --> 00:59:29,094 Gonzo: Currently Johnnie Walker blue. 724 00:59:29,174 --> 00:59:32,164 Turner: I've heard of Johnnie Walker black. 725 00:59:32,244 --> 00:59:34,422 - Gonzo: Welcome to the blue, son. - I'm feeling kinda sick. 726 00:59:34,446 --> 00:59:37,678 - Brandon, can get I the keys. - Oh, yeah, yeah. 727 00:59:38,517 --> 00:59:43,437 - You're leaving before the entree, Jack? - Yeah, stay for the entree, Jack. 728 00:59:44,122 --> 00:59:47,547 I would, I'm just feeling very nauseous. 729 00:59:48,293 --> 00:59:50,117 Thanks for the hospitality. 730 00:59:51,196 --> 00:59:53,487 I enjoyed the tapenade. 731 00:59:54,166 --> 00:59:56,822 - Okay, we gotta follow him. - Why, to watch him vomit? 732 00:59:57,002 --> 00:59:59,291 No, no, something ain't right, and I wanna fix it. 733 00:59:59,371 --> 01:00:04,162 - It'd be really rude. We can't just leave. - Excuse me, Mr. Gonzo, um... 734 01:00:04,242 --> 01:00:06,698 May I please be excused. 735 01:00:06,778 --> 01:00:09,134 Now what is going on here, fellas? 736 01:00:09,214 --> 01:00:13,071 - Did you not enjoy the tapenade. - No, no, I did very much, very much... 737 01:00:13,151 --> 01:00:16,425 Thank you again for that, I'm just... concerned with my friend. 738 01:00:16,505 --> 01:00:18,512 I wanna make sure he's okay. 739 01:00:19,291 --> 01:00:22,269 Sure, go. 740 01:00:23,570 --> 01:00:25,414 Come on. 741 01:00:26,064 --> 01:00:28,088 Hey, Carl, I'll call you later. 742 01:00:29,635 --> 01:00:31,725 Thank you for dinner. 743 01:00:43,715 --> 01:00:47,272 - Wait, this isn't the fucking way. - Oh, I'm taking the scenic route. 744 01:00:47,352 --> 01:00:51,643 The fucking scenic route? Do I look like I have time to take the scenic route? 745 01:00:51,723 --> 01:00:54,569 - I'm calling the fucking cops. - No, please don't call the cops, no cops. 746 01:00:54,593 --> 01:00:56,852 Fuck you, man. You're trying to protect him with that cage. 747 01:00:56,876 --> 01:01:00,152 I'm not trying to protect him, I'm just not trying to bust him, that's all, okay. 748 01:01:00,232 --> 01:01:03,422 You know, it's Jack. It's gonna be one huge misunderstanding, I can feel it. 749 01:01:03,502 --> 01:01:07,346 No, no, no, you have exactly two minutes to get there before I call the fucking cops. 750 01:01:07,426 --> 01:01:10,595 Fine, call the police. Let 'em come and find Jack vomiting, big deal. 751 01:01:10,675 --> 01:01:13,665 That's not a crime. I mean, we're the ones with weed on us. 752 01:01:13,745 --> 01:01:16,390 You think that's a smart idea to call the police when we have weed on us? 753 01:01:16,414 --> 01:01:19,941 - It's not, it's not a smart idea. - Turner: Go, nine. 754 01:01:20,021 --> 01:01:21,189 Fine, I don't care. 755 01:01:21,319 --> 01:01:22,908 - Turner: One. - It's your own funeral. 756 01:01:22,988 --> 01:01:26,244 - One! - All right, all right, okay. Stop. 757 01:01:26,324 --> 01:01:30,137 - I'll take you. - Goddamn right you will. 758 01:01:33,731 --> 01:01:36,590 (Shushing) shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up. 759 01:01:38,934 --> 01:01:40,928 - I don't hear anything. - That's really good news... 760 01:01:40,952 --> 01:01:43,696 That's such good news, because... our job is done here then. 761 01:01:43,776 --> 01:01:45,556 I don't think so. I wanna know what's in here. 762 01:01:45,580 --> 01:01:48,302 Wait, wait one second, will you... Wait, wait. Let's not go in there. 763 01:01:48,382 --> 01:01:49,969 Why? 764 01:01:50,649 --> 01:01:54,239 I have... I've had some homosexual feelings lately towards you... 765 01:01:54,319 --> 01:01:56,479 - Oh, my god, Brandon. - And I wanted to talk to you about it. 766 01:01:56,503 --> 01:01:59,912 Don't fucking lie to me. Don't fucking lie to me. I will open this damn door. 767 01:01:59,992 --> 01:02:03,618 Don't fucking lie to me. What, what? 768 01:02:04,996 --> 01:02:08,353 Jack's in there and he's a werewolf now. 769 01:02:08,433 --> 01:02:11,590 And he's gonna turn into a werewolf, and then we go in and he kills us. 770 01:02:11,670 --> 01:02:15,055 - Now you are goddamn full of shit. - He'll kill us! 771 01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:20,398 Get off, get off me, Brandon, I'm not kidding. Now open that goddamn door. 772 01:02:20,478 --> 01:02:22,736 All right, fine. 773 01:02:23,982 --> 01:02:26,905 - Fuck, man. - Brandon: Hey, Jack, it's us. 774 01:02:26,985 --> 01:02:30,811 - What the fuck are you guys doing here? - What the fuck are you doing in here? 775 01:02:32,357 --> 01:02:33,411 I'm sleeping here. 776 01:02:33,491 --> 01:02:35,981 What kind of fucked up psycho-creep are you? 777 01:02:36,061 --> 01:02:40,470 Turner, you gotta listen to me, go upstairs now, please. 778 01:02:41,633 --> 01:02:43,645 - Brandon, help me out! - No, don't talk to Brandon. 779 01:02:43,669 --> 01:02:46,725 I know you two are full of secrets. Now, tell me what the hell is going on. 780 01:02:46,805 --> 01:02:51,096 Turner, I will explain everything tomorrow. Right now, you just gotta get out of here. 781 01:02:51,176 --> 01:02:55,183 This wouldn't be the first time a member of your family has had some explaining to do. 782 01:02:55,263 --> 01:02:57,540 (Beeping) 783 01:03:00,452 --> 01:03:01,507 Oh, shit. 784 01:03:01,587 --> 01:03:03,560 - Turner: Hey, get back here! - Brandon, get the lock! 785 01:03:03,584 --> 01:03:07,278 - Brandon: Oh, shit! - No, no, no, I know something is up, man. 786 01:03:07,358 --> 01:03:10,816 This fucking cage, and you're staking out at night, and the bloody gopro. 787 01:03:10,896 --> 01:03:12,524 Turner, you should... (Screaming) 788 01:03:12,604 --> 01:03:14,180 (Growling) 789 01:03:16,201 --> 01:03:18,462 Turner: Oh, my god! Brandon: Shit. 790 01:03:18,542 --> 01:03:19,991 (Growling) 791 01:03:20,091 --> 01:03:22,495 Turner, the lock! 792 01:03:27,485 --> 01:03:29,336 Fuck. 793 01:03:36,487 --> 01:03:39,277 Fuck, fuck, fuck! 794 01:03:39,370 --> 01:03:41,360 - (Growling) - Oh, god! 795 01:03:41,960 --> 01:03:44,786 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 796 01:03:47,232 --> 01:03:49,890 Oh, my god, oh, fuck. 797 01:03:59,778 --> 01:04:02,339 (Growling) (Gun fires) 798 01:04:08,553 --> 01:04:10,177 Fuck! 799 01:04:50,495 --> 01:04:52,019 Brandon! 800 01:04:54,766 --> 01:04:58,189 Brandon. Brandon, come on, come on. 801 01:04:58,269 --> 01:05:01,026 Come on, Brandon. 802 01:05:01,106 --> 01:05:04,172 Brandon, come on. Come on. 803 01:05:04,742 --> 01:05:08,700 Come on. Brandon, hey, hey! 804 01:05:08,780 --> 01:05:12,239 We're gonna get you to the hospital. You're gonna be okay. 805 01:05:12,884 --> 01:05:15,707 - You should've seen yourself. - Jack: That wasn't me. 806 01:05:15,787 --> 01:05:20,280 - You looked awesome. - Jack: It was the werewolf, I'm sorry. 807 01:05:20,892 --> 01:05:24,985 - Come on. - Call... please call a prostitute, man. 808 01:05:27,065 --> 01:05:28,572 Why? 809 01:05:30,235 --> 01:05:32,726 I don't wanna die a virgin. 810 01:05:36,207 --> 01:05:39,230 Do you think I'll have enough blood for a boner? 811 01:05:39,310 --> 01:05:41,804 It's gonna be okay. You're gonna live. (Heaving) 812 01:05:58,930 --> 01:06:01,020 (Phone dialing) 813 01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:05,037 Come on, Brandon, come on, Brandon. 814 01:06:05,837 --> 01:06:07,931 (Phone ringing) 815 01:06:29,461 --> 01:06:32,550 Come on, Brandon, pick up the fucking phone. 816 01:06:32,630 --> 01:06:34,052 Come on. 817 01:06:34,132 --> 01:06:35,020 Fuck! 818 01:06:35,100 --> 01:06:37,791 Come on, Brandon, fuck! 819 01:07:02,494 --> 01:07:04,521 (Phone ringing) 820 01:08:01,152 --> 01:08:03,010 Mike: Hey, it's Mike. 821 01:08:03,454 --> 01:08:05,345 I haven't heard from you. 822 01:08:06,791 --> 01:08:08,682 I hope you're okay. 823 01:08:09,360 --> 01:08:12,185 Look, we had a pact. 824 01:08:13,164 --> 01:08:16,856 The gene was supposed to die with us. I thought that was clear. 825 01:08:18,156 --> 01:08:21,126 I don't know what you're trying to sustain here. 826 01:08:21,206 --> 01:08:23,303 Sedating Jack... 827 01:08:24,038 --> 01:08:26,327 Hoping he finds the cage. 828 01:08:28,246 --> 01:08:30,270 This is no way to live. 829 01:08:43,869 --> 01:08:45,918 (Gun fires) 830 01:09:03,247 --> 01:09:05,271 (Gun cocks) 831 01:09:21,602 --> 01:09:22,787 (Bell ringing) 832 01:09:22,867 --> 01:09:26,157 What the fuck is going on? The lady, why was she here? 833 01:09:26,237 --> 01:09:29,930 What else do you know? Did she say anything? And the cage? Why now? 834 01:09:30,541 --> 01:09:32,599 Welcome to Nana's attic. 835 01:09:34,579 --> 01:09:39,003 You will never get the answers you want by asking so many goddamn questions. 836 01:09:39,083 --> 01:09:43,109 - So you know something? - No, that was just a piece of advice. 837 01:09:43,654 --> 01:09:47,275 Unfortunately in this case I genuinely don't have an idea... 838 01:09:47,355 --> 01:09:50,016 Of what the fuck you're talking about. 839 01:09:59,704 --> 01:10:02,395 - You got a map? - Where you headed? 840 01:10:03,141 --> 01:10:06,364 - West. - West? 841 01:10:06,444 --> 01:10:09,186 You don't need a map to follow the sunset. 842 01:10:11,316 --> 01:10:15,342 - I'm going to Colorado. - That's a pretty good road trip. 843 01:10:15,920 --> 01:10:19,544 You'll be on i-80 west for about 2,000 miles... 844 01:10:19,624 --> 01:10:21,648 Till you hit the mountains. 845 01:10:24,195 --> 01:10:27,685 I don't imagine you would make a trip like that by yourself. 846 01:10:27,765 --> 01:10:29,786 I'll be fine. 847 01:10:32,570 --> 01:10:35,228 No, son, I don't think you will be. 848 01:10:36,774 --> 01:10:40,398 What about that nice lady who bought you those nice things? 849 01:10:40,478 --> 01:10:42,736 Maybe she could go with you? 850 01:10:43,781 --> 01:10:47,605 Or what about that friend of yours? The strange one. 851 01:10:47,985 --> 01:10:49,843 They're not coming. 852 01:10:51,022 --> 01:10:52,579 Son... 853 01:10:53,358 --> 01:10:56,383 Ten years ago I had a lot of shit. 854 01:10:58,720 --> 01:11:01,371 My wife was battling cancer. 855 01:11:02,333 --> 01:11:05,559 My son went bankrupt in the city. 856 01:11:06,904 --> 01:11:10,130 And my momma couldn't remember my name. 857 01:11:11,793 --> 01:11:16,611 A man is measured by the weight of the people leaning on him. 858 01:11:19,050 --> 01:11:20,978 But too many people leaning can knock you down. 859 01:11:21,058 --> 01:11:23,343 You're being a bitch. 860 01:11:24,222 --> 01:11:27,979 - I'm just going west. - West, north, south, fucking Antarctica. 861 01:11:28,059 --> 01:11:30,884 No matter where you go, you're being a bitch. 862 01:11:35,366 --> 01:11:39,390 Not so fast, son. This makes two times you've been in my store... 863 01:11:39,470 --> 01:11:44,225 And you haven't bought a goddamn thing. My advice may be cheap, but it ain't free. 864 01:12:09,934 --> 01:12:12,358 We'll fix the problem tomorrow. 865 01:12:20,344 --> 01:12:22,168 I forgive you. 866 01:12:59,517 --> 01:13:02,776 Turner: Fuck. Goddammit. 867 01:14:17,695 --> 01:14:20,084 Remember, your worst quality... 868 01:14:20,164 --> 01:14:21,957 Can also be your best. 869 01:14:23,145 --> 01:14:26,391 Dad: Okay? mom: Promise me something, Jack. 870 01:14:26,671 --> 01:14:28,562 Don't be afraid. 871 01:14:30,574 --> 01:14:33,865 Brandon: If the werewolf in you eats me, that doesn't make it evil. 872 01:14:33,945 --> 01:14:37,001 It's just a monster, it doesn't have any control over it... 873 01:14:37,081 --> 01:14:40,492 That's what makes it a monster, it doesn't have a choice. 874 01:14:53,364 --> 01:14:55,221 Woman: Oh, what's up? 875 01:15:02,640 --> 01:15:04,697 Do you have anything else? 876 01:15:05,276 --> 01:15:08,501 Not yet. You gotta trust me. 877 01:15:10,548 --> 01:15:12,438 Hold on to this. 878 01:15:13,784 --> 01:15:16,075 And drive over to my place. 879 01:15:16,754 --> 01:15:18,778 See you in the morning. 880 01:15:32,436 --> 01:15:34,769 - Crystal: Check this out! - What? 881 01:15:34,849 --> 01:15:39,332 Oh, babe, thank you, but I'm just not very hungry, I appreciate it though. 882 01:15:41,178 --> 01:15:45,102 Okay, um, well, I guess I'll just put it in the fridge. 883 01:15:45,182 --> 01:15:47,672 - I'm probably gonna go. - What, no! Why? 884 01:15:47,752 --> 01:15:50,441 I don't really know why I even came after the last time. 885 01:15:50,521 --> 01:15:54,145 Come on, I'm sorry, and I'm sorry about that, that was total horse shit on my part. 886 01:15:54,225 --> 01:15:56,580 And I know I disappointed you the other night... 887 01:15:56,660 --> 01:15:59,850 And I want tonight to be special for us, all right? 888 01:15:59,930 --> 01:16:02,286 Can you give me one more chance? 889 01:16:02,366 --> 01:16:03,655 - I guess. - Yeah? 890 01:16:03,735 --> 01:16:07,163 - You do look a little off and I feel bad. - That's all right, how about tonight... 891 01:16:07,243 --> 01:16:10,861 You, me, and little Turner hang out. 892 01:16:10,941 --> 01:16:14,131 - Hmm, what do you think? - Hmm... 893 01:16:14,211 --> 01:16:17,635 - I didn't drive over here for nothing, so... - I know, oh, I know. 894 01:16:17,715 --> 01:16:21,172 - I'll make it worth your while, all right? - Okay, but this is your last chance. 895 01:16:21,252 --> 01:16:24,742 Okay, so why don't you get ready? And I'll meet you upstairs in five minutes. 896 01:16:24,822 --> 01:16:27,046 - Sounds good. - All right. 897 01:16:31,228 --> 01:16:33,319 Oh, fuck. 898 01:16:50,414 --> 01:16:52,372 Jacky, what are you doing? 899 01:16:53,250 --> 01:16:55,540 Jack: I'm just getting myself some scotch. 900 01:16:55,620 --> 01:16:57,645 (Laughs) 901 01:16:59,757 --> 01:17:02,892 You have got some balls coming here tonight. 902 01:17:05,162 --> 01:17:09,439 You lying motherfucker. 903 01:17:12,103 --> 01:17:15,194 Well, enjoy that scotch. 904 01:17:15,873 --> 01:17:18,931 Because I am about to beat your ass. 905 01:17:21,746 --> 01:17:23,569 What the fuck? 906 01:17:24,948 --> 01:17:26,875 (Scuffling) 907 01:17:31,255 --> 01:17:34,347 I am going to end you, motherfucker! 908 01:17:43,290 --> 01:17:44,852 Damn. (Giggles) 909 01:17:47,638 --> 01:17:50,861 All righty, let's do this. 910 01:17:50,941 --> 01:17:52,999 (Clicking) 911 01:17:53,811 --> 01:17:55,402 Turner? 912 01:18:01,852 --> 01:18:05,076 Gonzo: Well, Jack, it seems you like to play games. 913 01:18:05,696 --> 01:18:09,949 Let's play one of my favorites. Now the rules are simple. 914 01:18:11,929 --> 01:18:15,052 My boys are gonna press... 915 01:18:15,132 --> 01:18:17,623 Pressure points on you. 916 01:18:18,879 --> 01:18:20,893 You are gonna scream. 917 01:18:21,639 --> 01:18:24,079 And then I'll give you this stress ball, you can squeeze it... 918 01:18:24,128 --> 01:18:26,933 Hopefully it'll help calm you down. 919 01:18:29,814 --> 01:18:32,304 Carl told me... 920 01:18:33,283 --> 01:18:35,541 You lied to me, Jack. 921 01:18:36,787 --> 01:18:39,078 You shouldn't lie. 922 01:18:39,523 --> 01:18:41,548 (Beeping) 923 01:18:44,828 --> 01:18:46,352 Boys. 924 01:18:52,670 --> 01:18:54,260 Turner? 925 01:18:54,872 --> 01:18:56,429 Babe? 926 01:19:07,985 --> 01:19:09,540 Turner? 927 01:19:10,020 --> 01:19:13,046 I swear to god if you scare me I'm not gonna suck your dick. 928 01:19:14,325 --> 01:19:16,345 (Screaming) 929 01:19:31,876 --> 01:19:34,103 (Screaming) 930 01:19:38,482 --> 01:19:41,739 Oh, yeah, you feel that, huh? 931 01:19:42,119 --> 01:19:44,175 Do you get the point, Jack? 932 01:19:44,555 --> 01:19:46,844 Don't lie to me, Jack. 933 01:19:46,924 --> 01:19:48,448 Never! 934 01:19:49,326 --> 01:19:51,282 What the fuck is this guy... 935 01:19:51,362 --> 01:19:52,884 - Shit. (Growling) 936 01:19:53,464 --> 01:19:55,288 What the fuck? 937 01:19:57,501 --> 01:19:59,092 Fuck! 938 01:20:00,437 --> 01:20:02,297 - Fuck this shit. (Growling) 939 01:20:08,812 --> 01:20:10,567 (Gun fires) 940 01:20:10,647 --> 01:20:13,404 - Oh, shit, I shot Carl. - Motherfucker! 941 01:20:13,484 --> 01:20:15,902 - Carl, man, are you okay? - Shit, motherfucker... 942 01:20:15,982 --> 01:20:18,011 Don't you know how to aim? (Growling) 943 01:20:48,853 --> 01:20:51,544 Oh, my god, is that... 944 01:20:51,956 --> 01:20:53,878 Turner, it's the cat. 945 01:20:53,958 --> 01:20:55,846 Turner, I found the cat. 946 01:20:55,926 --> 01:20:57,783 You're gonna miss it. 947 01:21:05,502 --> 01:21:07,796 (Growling) 948 01:21:16,180 --> 01:21:19,191 (Popcorn cracking) (Heaving) 949 01:21:25,656 --> 01:21:28,183 (Growling) (Screaming) 950 01:21:31,829 --> 01:21:34,053 Holy fuck. 951 01:21:36,867 --> 01:21:38,961 (Growling) 952 01:21:42,506 --> 01:21:44,580 (Choking) 953 01:21:55,419 --> 01:21:57,007 Jack. 954 01:21:57,187 --> 01:21:58,812 It's me. 955 01:21:58,892 --> 01:22:01,872 It's your old buddy, Gonzo. 956 01:22:11,902 --> 01:22:13,963 (Growling) 957 01:22:29,153 --> 01:22:30,741 Crystal? 958 01:22:30,821 --> 01:22:32,869 Holy shit! (Laughs) 959 01:22:34,558 --> 01:22:39,041 Oh, baby. What the hell did you do to me last night? 960 01:22:40,364 --> 01:22:43,622 Oh, I can't remember a goddamn thing. 961 01:22:54,745 --> 01:22:57,786 All right, baby, where are you? 962 01:22:58,282 --> 01:23:00,569 You want some milk? 963 01:23:07,024 --> 01:23:09,114 (Yawns) 964 01:23:31,715 --> 01:23:33,806 (Groans) 965 01:23:35,190 --> 01:23:37,043 (Weeping) oh, no. 966 01:24:10,595 --> 01:24:12,445 What the fuck? 967 01:24:14,625 --> 01:24:17,483 Motherfucker! Fuck! 968 01:24:46,223 --> 01:24:49,515 - Jack: Where's Rose? - Follow me. 969 01:24:50,160 --> 01:24:52,723 No, I'll follow you. 970 01:24:52,803 --> 01:24:54,320 Inside. 971 01:24:55,532 --> 01:24:57,356 In the barn. 972 01:25:04,608 --> 01:25:06,432 In the cage. 973 01:25:09,379 --> 01:25:12,204 - Jack: What are you doing? - Just get in the cage. 974 01:25:17,221 --> 01:25:19,576 - Still got that watch of yours? - Jack: Yeah. 975 01:25:19,656 --> 01:25:21,480 Give it to me. 976 01:25:24,661 --> 01:25:26,318 (Beeping) 977 01:25:26,463 --> 01:25:28,888 You got an alarm set for 8:22. 978 01:25:30,167 --> 01:25:32,224 I'll see you at 8:20. 979 01:25:37,407 --> 01:25:39,433 (Heaving) 980 01:26:29,626 --> 01:26:31,683 (Beeping) 981 01:26:37,667 --> 01:26:39,145 Get up. 982 01:26:41,238 --> 01:26:42,993 Over there. 983 01:26:43,073 --> 01:26:44,963 Right there. 984 01:26:56,620 --> 01:26:58,511 Get out of the cage, Jack. 985 01:26:59,656 --> 01:27:02,081 Get out of the cage, Jack. 986 01:27:04,861 --> 01:27:06,685 Over there. 987 01:27:06,830 --> 01:27:08,854 (Beeping) 988 01:27:10,834 --> 01:27:12,779 Jack: Turner, you gotta put me back in the cage. 989 01:27:12,803 --> 01:27:16,026 No, no, no, time to confess, Jack. And you don't have much time. 990 01:27:16,106 --> 01:27:20,532 - Turner, I gotta get back to that cage. - One more step and I'll shoot you right now. 991 01:27:21,878 --> 01:27:24,234 - You won't shoot me. - I'll shoot you right fucking now. 992 01:27:24,314 --> 01:27:26,405 Just like I shot your mom. 993 01:27:27,751 --> 01:27:30,791 There's my confession. Now answer my questions. 994 01:27:30,871 --> 01:27:33,276 Did you kill Brandon? 995 01:27:33,356 --> 01:27:36,078 - What do you want out of it? - Did you kill Brandon? 996 01:27:38,228 --> 01:27:39,778 Yes. 997 01:27:42,266 --> 01:27:44,289 Did you kill Morris? 998 01:27:47,504 --> 01:27:49,059 Yeah. 999 01:27:49,139 --> 01:27:51,328 - And did you kill crystal? - No. 1000 01:27:51,408 --> 01:27:54,731 She was torn up just like Brandon was. Did you kill her? 1001 01:27:54,811 --> 01:27:58,335 Turner, I swear, I didn't kill crystal. Okay, I gotta get back to that cage. 1002 01:27:58,415 --> 01:28:02,873 No, no, no, no one's gonna believe there's a werewolf, unless it's caught on camera. 1003 01:28:02,953 --> 01:28:04,777 Look at him. 1004 01:28:05,655 --> 01:28:07,667 All these murders are getting put on the werewolf... 1005 01:28:07,691 --> 01:28:10,336 That I'm gonna kill with my silver bullet. 1006 01:28:11,361 --> 01:28:14,551 - Silver bullet? What? - (gun cocks) 1007 01:28:14,631 --> 01:28:18,321 - Five seconds till I'm a hero. - Turner, that's not gonna fucking work. 1008 01:28:18,401 --> 01:28:21,886 - You gotta shoot me now, kill me now... - Shut the fuck up, Jack! 1009 01:28:21,966 --> 01:28:24,248 Shut the fuck up! 1010 01:28:39,089 --> 01:28:40,903 Oh, god! (Growling) 1011 01:28:56,773 --> 01:28:58,928 (Scuffling) (Growling) 1012 01:29:41,485 --> 01:29:43,573 (Distorted) I'm the good guy here. 1013 01:29:43,653 --> 01:29:45,744 He killed Morris. 1014 01:29:47,924 --> 01:29:50,014 (Gun cocks) 1015 01:29:51,328 --> 01:29:53,386 (Laughs) 1016 01:29:55,966 --> 01:29:59,971 (Distorted) I will kill you both, you can only kill a werewolf... 1017 01:30:00,051 --> 01:30:02,125 With a silver bu... (Thumping) 1018 01:30:02,555 --> 01:30:04,631 (Groaning) 1019 01:30:13,249 --> 01:30:16,875 - (Distorted) I'm sorry. - Get in the fucking cage! 1020 01:30:17,721 --> 01:30:20,427 - (Distorted) I'm not gonna make it. - Get in the cage! 1021 01:30:20,507 --> 01:30:22,833 (Growling) 1022 01:30:28,532 --> 01:30:30,592 (Whimpering) 1023 01:30:40,176 --> 01:30:42,233 (Gun fires) 1024 01:32:07,347 --> 01:32:09,392 Mike: Welcome to the family. 1025 01:32:15,271 --> 01:32:17,332 (Wolf howling) 1026 01:35:10,613 --> 01:35:12,673 (Howling) 96951

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