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Why does every movie end
with the superhero winning?
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Mm. Because people love seeing
good prevail over evil.
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And I love how much
it bothers Amy.
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Let's watch it again!
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Jake, your sister
and your neighbor
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are your weekend plans.
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Should you really be
trash talking?
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Whoa!
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What up, fam?
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Colby! Stop using your
powers to scare us.
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Look, my whole life,
this family's been pranking me
with powers.
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Now, I'm finally
getting some payback.
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Let's see how Mom reacts to
a rattlesnake in her toilet!
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I'm not sure he's really
thought that one through.
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Coming to
The Capital Convention Center,
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it's the superhero event
of the century!
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COLOSSA-CON!
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Where superheroes meet
super-fans!
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Who would even go to that?
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I've gone the last five years!
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On purpose?
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We've got superhero cosplay,
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superhero t-shirts,
superhero snacks
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and did we mention...
superheroes!
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You did.
You did mention superheroes.
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And, for the first time ever,
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making her ColossaCon debut...
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Fresh off her victory over
super villain Havoc,
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Starling!
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What?!
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That's right, I'm coming to my
favorite state, Texas!
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Don't tell Arkansas!
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No way!
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Starling's my favorite...
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Person to hate because
she's your nemesis.
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Nice save.
I like where this is going.
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Why else do you hate her?
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Uh, because
she insulted Arkansas
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in a cute and endearing way.
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Oh, you know what?
I can't say anything bad about her.
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She's perfect.
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I always wanted to meet her.
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One time I thought about
strapping myself to a rocket
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just to see if she'd save me.
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I'd like to strap myself
to a rocket
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just to get out of
this conversation.
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I know she's a superhero
and you're a super villain,
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But why do you
hate her so much?
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It's a long story,
I don't want to get into it.
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We got time.
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And I definitely
want to get into it.
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It all started when
Havoc and Starling
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got into an epic battle.
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Wow, Havoc, you've been
working on your moves.
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You keep it up and I might
have to start trying.
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Why do you always have to
smile while you fight me?
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Smiley Fresh toothpaste
pays me to.
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Yeah well, let's see if you
keep that endorsement
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after you lose
some of those teeth!
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Whoa!
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Time to bring the boom!
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Whoa!
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Uh-oh. Not-good-
not-good-not-good...
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Here's some Smiley Fresh floss
for that gravel in your teeth.
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See you next time!
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Havoc! Are you okay?
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Did I win?
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And everyone lived
happily ever after.
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Except Amy.
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Okay, fine.
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I might a kinda sorta
lost to Starling a little bit
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and now my fury over it
consumes my entire existence.
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But, now, the worst part is
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the whole world knows
because of this.
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Wait. I thought
Jake made that meme.
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Shouldn't you be mad at him?
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I am mad at him.
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But he never would have been
able to make the meme
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if Starling hadn't done
what she did.
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That is true.
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You know, if not for her,
I wouldn't have.
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A million likes?
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Including Hartley.
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That was before I knew you.
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Amy?
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Are you actually
doing homework?!
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And ruin my 1.0 GPA?
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No.
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I'm whipping up
a little concoction
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to dump on Starling's head when
she's on stage at ColossaCon.
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Is that Chrominite?!
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No, that's my
pomegranate juice.
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This is Chrominite.
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Wait. Other way around.
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But that's Starling's
one weakness!
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Any exposure to that stuff
will knock her out cold.
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I know!
Think how funny it'll be
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when that happens
in front of all her fans!
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She'll be humiliated forever!
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That doesn't sound
funny at all.
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Yeah, well, you're not really
the intended audience.
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Amy, you can't just roll up
and get your revenge
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in front of a packed
convention center.
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Oh, correction: Havoc can't.
But Amy can.
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Now that I'm just
a normal girl,
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I can blend in with the
rest of Starling's lame fans
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and embarrass her
like she embarrassed me.
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Wait, did you just
call me lame?
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Eyes on the prize, Hartley,
stay focused.
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Amy, by now, every villain
knows that we're on the run
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which means there's a good
chance that every superhero knows, too.
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Yeah. Is it really worth
risking everything
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just to get even?
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So what if there's a meme?
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It was just a joke.
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It's not funny
when I'm the punchline.
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I'm the punchline
of all your jokes!
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And that's what
makes them funny.
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Look, when I was one of
the world's
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most notorious supervillains,
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not everyone liked me, but no
one thought I was a joke!
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If I don't get even
I'll be stuck as a punchline.
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How about this?
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Since I'm your friend,
if you don't go to ColossaCon,
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I won't go either.
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Even though Starling
is my favorite superhero.
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And this is the closest
I'll ever get to meeting her.
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Hurry up and I say
you won't go
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'cause I'm kinda
talking myself out of this!
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Glad you won
that argument for me.
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See you there.
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Okay, that's it!
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If you go...
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I'll tell the whole world...
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your villain secret!
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Seriously?
That's like the fifteenth time
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you threatened
me with that this week.
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It's like the meme.
It never gets old.
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Eva, you need to have
a talk with your son.
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- Hey, Ma!
- Oh!
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Another one of his
shape-shifting shenanigans.
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He leapt right off the towel rack as
I was shaving my neck!
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Who are you kidding?
You were shaving your chest.
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The chest is an extension
of the neck!
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You were also
shaving your legs.
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Essentially, the human body
is one long neck.
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Okay Colbs, you've had your
fun. Now change back.
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Fine.
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Uh-oh. Something's wrong.
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I... I can't shape-shift back!
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I think I'm stuck!
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Oh, well.
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One less mouth to feed?
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Don't even think about it.
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I wasn't going to ColossaCon.
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Starting route
to ColossaCon...
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I wasn't going to go in.
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I was gonna drive by and
give the super villain salute.
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Get in the house!
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Hartley's gonna
keep an eye on you
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to make sure
you don't sneak off.
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Wait. Where are you going?
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Baseball practice.
I joined the team.
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So now when I hit things,
people cheer
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instead of
begging for their lives.
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We're gonna have so much fun.
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Who needs ColossaCon when we
have crosswords, board games,
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and charades!
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Oh, well,
I guess I'm stuck here.
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Starling wins again.
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Have fun at
baseball practice, Jake.
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No.
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I'm not going anywhere
until I do one little thing.
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- Too tight?
- Yeah.
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Too bad. Bye.
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Don't worry,
we can still have fun.
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Let's see what's on TV!
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...superhero shirts,
superhero snacks, super...
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Snacks sound good.
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I'll go get some!
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What's the point?
I can't use my hands.
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Oh, right.
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Well, we can make
a game out of it.
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I'll put them in a bowl and you
can eat them like a dog.
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A cute dog.
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Wait! Before you go,
can you at least
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loosen these cuffs a little?
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Please, they really hurt.
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Can I trust you?
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Of course.
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You can trust that
I'm going to ColossaCon.
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You were right, Hartley.
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This was fun!
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Cute costume. Did you all
come in the same minivan?
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Wait. Where do you
think you're going?
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You have to
wear a costume to get in!
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Oh. Well, where am I supposed
to find one of those?
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Oh, no way! I am not
wearing a Starling costume.
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Then you are not getting in!
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Ew!
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- There you are!
- Hartley!
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How'd you get out of the cuffs?
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A little yoga
and a lotta saliva.
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Wait, you came dressed
as Havoc?
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Aww, how cute.
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It was the cheapest one
they had.
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I can't believe you tricked me.
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I can't believe you
licked your way
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out of those handcuffs.
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Look...
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I had to come here
and get my revenge.
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You don't know what it's like
to wake up every day
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and have to relive
your most humiliating moment.
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The whole world
thinks I'm a joke.
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And the more I think about it,
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I'm starting to
believe it myself.
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I get that.
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But sometimes you
just have to let things go.
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I mean, if anyone found out
who you really are,
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You're my friend.
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I don't want you
taken away forever!
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Isn't that enough
to talk you out of it?
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Aww!
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How cute!
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Ugh.
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Nope.
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What?
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He's face-down, flip him over.
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I can't believe
I'm stuck as a towel!
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What if he's stuck forever?
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Oh, then I'll have to buy
a new set of towels
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to match that
dreadful shade of green!
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That's what
you're worried about?!
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Hey, I may be a villain,
but I do have taste!
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Relax, Colby. The same thing
happened to your Grandpa
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when he first got his
shape shifting power, too.
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You'll shift back, it just may
take you a few months.
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"A few months"?
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Hey! That is too long to be
without my son.
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That is way too long to be
with this ugly towel.
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That's Celia!
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The rent's due and
I'm a little short.
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What do we do?!
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Oh, just open it.
Maybe she forgot.
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Rent.
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Celia, sorry.
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We can't give you the rent.
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Oh. I didn't want to do this,
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but you're about to see...
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Shakedown Celia.
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Wait, wait!
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It's not that we don't have it,
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Uh, the reason
we can't give it to you
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is because we're not getting
what we paid for.
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What are you talking about?
256
00:12:39,949 --> 00:12:41,388
Uh...
257
00:12:41,689 --> 00:12:43,564
The dryer's broken
and that is why
258
00:12:43,648 --> 00:12:46,049
we're drying our
towels on the kitchen table.
259
00:12:46,999 --> 00:12:49,183
You put that nasty thing
where you eat?
260
00:12:51,134 --> 00:12:53,574
Fine, I'll knock
five dollars off.
261
00:12:53,658 --> 00:12:55,358
And also...
262
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,843
And also,
this blender's broken.
263
00:13:00,650 --> 00:13:02,485
That was your blender.
264
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,026
What was that?
265
00:13:06,540 --> 00:13:09,638
That was the number one
reason we're not paying rent.
266
00:13:09,892 --> 00:13:11,596
This place is haunted!
267
00:13:14,853 --> 00:13:16,906
Does the ghost have any money?
268
00:13:22,818 --> 00:13:24,823
Ugh. How am I supposed to find
the real Starling
269
00:13:24,907 --> 00:13:26,437
with all these fake Starlings?
270
00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:28,870
No fair!
271
00:13:28,954 --> 00:13:31,307
You used your powers
to run away from me.
272
00:13:31,391 --> 00:13:33,792
What? I don't have super speed.
273
00:13:34,177 --> 00:13:37,448
Oh. Then I am
really out of shape.
274
00:13:39,747 --> 00:13:41,883
Hey, look at
those people in line.
275
00:13:41,967 --> 00:13:43,846
They're all dressed as Havoc.
276
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,196
I have fans?
277
00:13:47,364 --> 00:13:48,803
Yeah!
278
00:13:48,887 --> 00:13:51,588
Talk about an ego boost.
279
00:13:51,672 --> 00:13:55,292
Doesn't it make you wanna beat
the rush and head on home?
280
00:13:56,112 --> 00:13:58,730
I had no idea there were any
"Havoc Heads" out there.
281
00:13:59,158 --> 00:14:01,081
That's what I assume
they call themselves.
282
00:14:02,292 --> 00:14:03,818
I thought the world was
laughing at me.
283
00:14:03,902 --> 00:14:05,211
But seeing my fans here
make me realize
284
00:14:05,295 --> 00:14:06,651
I'm still respected.
285
00:14:07,079 --> 00:14:08,610
Worshipped even.
286
00:14:10,256 --> 00:14:12,048
Get in line, Hartley,
bow down.
287
00:14:13,303 --> 00:14:17,097
Or, instead,
how about we head on home?
288
00:14:17,541 --> 00:14:19,246
Hello, ColossaCon.
289
00:14:19,657 --> 00:14:20,970
It's Starling!
290
00:14:21,379 --> 00:14:23,645
Wait, why does her stage look
like a rooftop?
291
00:14:24,096 --> 00:14:25,187
Uh...
292
00:14:25,271 --> 00:14:27,233
Beats me.
293
00:14:27,317 --> 00:14:29,109
She's recreating the meme!
294
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,481
That's why those people
are dressed like me!
295
00:14:31,712 --> 00:14:34,157
They're not my fans,
they're making fun of me!
296
00:14:34,672 --> 00:14:36,198
Wait, is that why you're
dressed like me?
297
00:14:36,282 --> 00:14:39,119
No! I would never
do that to you.
298
00:14:39,851 --> 00:14:41,556
Clearance bin. Remember?
299
00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:45,904
She's charging people to
recreate the meme
300
00:14:45,988 --> 00:14:47,470
that ruined my life?
301
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:50,299
Time to put my plan in motion
and get even.
302
00:14:50,383 --> 00:14:51,518
Come on, Hartley.
303
00:14:51,602 --> 00:14:52,915
It's go time.
304
00:14:53,647 --> 00:14:54,917
Argh!
305
00:14:55,606 --> 00:14:56,875
Wait.
306
00:14:57,434 --> 00:15:00,227
That Captian Valor
looks really familiar.
307
00:15:00,611 --> 00:15:02,011
Is that...?
308
00:15:02,308 --> 00:15:03,708
Jake?
309
00:15:11,317 --> 00:15:12,761
Jake?
310
00:15:13,624 --> 00:15:17,287
No, you're mistaken,
I'm Captain Valor.
311
00:15:19,064 --> 00:15:20,334
Hi.
312
00:15:21,414 --> 00:15:23,637
You said villains
shouldn't be at ColossaCon!
313
00:15:23,721 --> 00:15:25,334
Is this ColossaCon?
314
00:15:25,418 --> 00:15:26,988
I must be in the
wrong room.
315
00:15:27,072 --> 00:15:29,017
I'm supposed to be at
the Pembleton Wedding.
316
00:15:29,732 --> 00:15:31,085
Why are you here?
317
00:15:31,170 --> 00:15:33,962
And why are you in line
to meet Starling?
318
00:15:34,253 --> 00:15:36,432
I thought about what Amy said
319
00:15:36,516 --> 00:15:38,434
and you know, she's right.
We're normal people now
320
00:15:38,518 --> 00:15:41,655
so I figured I'd come meet
Starling as a normal person,
321
00:15:41,739 --> 00:15:43,787
to try to get some superhero
intel, you know,
322
00:15:43,871 --> 00:15:45,180
make sure they're not
tracking our family
323
00:15:45,264 --> 00:15:46,442
and throw them off
our trail if they are.
324
00:15:46,526 --> 00:15:47,751
I'm protecting us!
325
00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:51,265
I think the real question
is what are you doing here?!
326
00:15:52,097 --> 00:15:53,710
I can't believe
you let her out!
327
00:15:53,794 --> 00:15:55,190
I'm sorry!
328
00:15:55,274 --> 00:15:57,414
She was my first hostage!
329
00:15:58,190 --> 00:16:00,369
You know, it's your fault anyways.
330
00:16:00,453 --> 00:16:02,067
- You know you shouldn't left me there alone.
- How is it my fault?
331
00:16:02,151 --> 00:16:04,243
She was handcuffed to the
stairs, you could've just left her...
332
00:16:04,327 --> 00:16:05,897
It's really not that hard.
333
00:16:05,981 --> 00:16:07,886
- What do you mean?
- Wait, where'd she go?
334
00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:09,871
I don't know.
335
00:16:09,956 --> 00:16:11,541
- But we have to find her.
- Right.
336
00:16:12,255 --> 00:16:13,612
I mean, uh...
337
00:16:13,697 --> 00:16:16,259
Captain Valor to the rescue!
338
00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:19,666
Give it up, Jake.
Nobody's buying it.
339
00:16:24,772 --> 00:16:27,390
You really expect me to
believe this place is haunted?
340
00:16:33,319 --> 00:16:35,285
How else do you explain
that toaster?
341
00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:38,716
It doubles as a fireplace.
You should be paying me more.
342
00:16:40,688 --> 00:16:42,044
Okay, Colby.
343
00:16:42,399 --> 00:16:44,587
Your mom and Celia
will be here any minute.
344
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,938
If you ever wanted to use your
powers to help your family,
345
00:16:47,022 --> 00:16:48,596
now's your chance.
346
00:16:48,806 --> 00:16:50,598
- Celia!
- Rent!
347
00:16:51,374 --> 00:16:53,596
And we'll pay you.
Let me just go grab my wallet.
348
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,733
Make it fast. Bingo night.
349
00:16:56,596 --> 00:16:58,732
That actually sounds fun,
I would love to join.
350
00:16:58,816 --> 00:17:00,041
We're full.
351
00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:04,390
What was that?
352
00:17:04,474 --> 00:17:06,266
That was the ghost.
353
00:17:06,389 --> 00:17:08,880
I don't know. Sounds like
a tape recorder or something.
354
00:17:11,176 --> 00:17:12,702
Oh, that sounds like
a ghost to me.
355
00:17:12,786 --> 00:17:16,363
- I'm telling you, it is not...
- I am a ghost!
356
00:17:17,487 --> 00:17:20,105
Ugh! Get this thing off me!
357
00:17:21,186 --> 00:17:24,066
Ahh! Ooh!
358
00:17:24,233 --> 00:17:26,673
See? This place is haunted!
359
00:17:26,757 --> 00:17:28,157
Okay, okay.
360
00:17:29,412 --> 00:17:32,117
There's something I didn't tell
you when you rented this place.
361
00:17:32,371 --> 00:17:33,810
Someone died here.
362
00:17:33,894 --> 00:17:35,338
What?!
363
00:17:35,896 --> 00:17:38,776
Okay! Lots of people died here!
364
00:17:40,413 --> 00:17:41,548
Please tell me.
365
00:17:41,639 --> 00:17:43,389
It took me years
to find someone
366
00:17:43,474 --> 00:17:45,783
who was willing live in
this place after the...
367
00:17:46,086 --> 00:17:47,311
incident.
368
00:17:49,420 --> 00:17:52,399
Will you excuse us
for a second?
369
00:17:52,522 --> 00:17:54,135
I'm good with it
if you are.
370
00:17:54,219 --> 00:17:56,620
I hate the place more now.
371
00:17:57,222 --> 00:17:58,705
How about we pay half?
372
00:17:58,789 --> 00:18:00,363
Sure, fine. Whatever.
373
00:18:00,617 --> 00:18:03,801
I'm gonna go home
and burn all my towels.
374
00:18:07,276 --> 00:18:09,107
Wow, she was really scared.
375
00:18:09,191 --> 00:18:11,505
Her palms were super sweaty!
376
00:18:12,455 --> 00:18:14,943
- Really, dude?
- Sorry, I forgot.
377
00:18:19,679 --> 00:18:24,078
Remember, you are an evil-doer
who just ate rooftop.
378
00:18:24,162 --> 00:18:26,563
So let the defeat
wash over you.
379
00:18:32,823 --> 00:18:35,355
I'm about to let the
Chrominite wash over you.
380
00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:42,401
I can't believe you
let her get away again!
381
00:18:42,485 --> 00:18:45,186
You know, for someone
trying to be a better person,
382
00:18:45,270 --> 00:18:47,454
you sure do like
to blame people.
383
00:18:48,230 --> 00:18:50,370
I know. Bad parents.
I blame them.
384
00:18:51,058 --> 00:18:52,328
Look!
385
00:18:52,973 --> 00:18:55,196
Oh, no!
She's got the Chrominite.
386
00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:57,155
We have to stop her.
I'll have to use my super-strength.
387
00:18:57,239 --> 00:18:58,464
Cover me!
388
00:19:00,677 --> 00:19:03,034
Oh! Whoa!
389
00:19:03,549 --> 00:19:05,250
No, no, no, no.
390
00:19:05,334 --> 00:19:07,730
Uh-oh, not good, not good!
391
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:09,432
Ahh!
392
00:19:11,862 --> 00:19:14,481
Wow. Looks like someone
couldn't wait to meet me.
393
00:19:16,258 --> 00:19:18,219
Starling just saved her life!
394
00:19:18,303 --> 00:19:20,221
What, no!
That's not what happened.
395
00:19:20,305 --> 00:19:22,397
Oh, don't feel embarrassed.
396
00:19:22,481 --> 00:19:24,182
You fell very gracefully.
397
00:19:24,266 --> 00:19:26,884
Have you been saved by
a superhero before?
398
00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:28,795
Hey!
399
00:19:28,879 --> 00:19:31,232
Hi! Wow!
400
00:19:31,316 --> 00:19:32,668
It's you!
401
00:19:32,752 --> 00:19:34,714
You knew that.
402
00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:37,238
- Thanks for saving my friend's life.
- No, she didn't.
403
00:19:37,322 --> 00:19:39,331
I would've been fine.
Spines heal.
404
00:19:42,762 --> 00:19:44,115
Oh, my!
405
00:19:44,199 --> 00:19:46,204
I just saved Starling's life.
406
00:19:46,288 --> 00:19:47,644
I caught the Chrominite.
407
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:53,389
That's pomegranate juice.
But thank you!
408
00:19:56,428 --> 00:19:57,654
I'm ready to go now.
409
00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:02,655
Thanks for coming, everybody!
410
00:20:02,739 --> 00:20:04,356
Wait.
411
00:20:04,958 --> 00:20:06,224
I...
412
00:20:06,308 --> 00:20:07,834
I came here to say thank you.
413
00:20:07,918 --> 00:20:09,449
Oh, for what?
414
00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:11,189
Uh...
415
00:20:17,928 --> 00:20:19,502
Help!
416
00:20:20,713 --> 00:20:22,810
I hurt my arm
and I can't pull myself up!
417
00:20:25,109 --> 00:20:26,596
Wait, please!
418
00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:30,335
Don't let me fall.
419
00:20:30,419 --> 00:20:31,732
I'm sorry.
420
00:20:42,269 --> 00:20:44,148
Oh.
421
00:20:46,649 --> 00:20:47,871
You saved my life.
422
00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:50,444
I'm a superhero.
It's what I do.
423
00:20:52,967 --> 00:20:54,193
Thank you.
424
00:20:54,278 --> 00:20:55,935
Don't thank me.
425
00:20:56,020 --> 00:20:58,508
It's my job to make
the world a safer place.
426
00:20:59,822 --> 00:21:02,049
Maybe one day,
you'll do that, too.
427
00:21:10,417 --> 00:21:11,682
Hello, for what?
428
00:21:11,767 --> 00:21:14,212
Um, for an autograph.
429
00:21:14,723 --> 00:21:16,080
Oh, sure.
430
00:21:21,992 --> 00:21:23,261
Thanks.
431
00:21:28,036 --> 00:21:29,998
Oh, Jake! Come quick!
432
00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:32,723
Amy's taking out her
rage on a soft pretzel vendor!
433
00:21:32,808 --> 00:21:36,079
There's salt and mustard
everywhere!
434
00:21:38,163 --> 00:21:39,389
Sure, I'll help.
435
00:21:42,267 --> 00:21:43,537
It's what I do.
436
00:21:47,817 --> 00:21:49,567
Amy, your mother
and I were very upset
437
00:21:49,652 --> 00:21:51,294
you went to ColossaCon.
438
00:21:51,379 --> 00:21:53,324
You could've put all of
our lives in danger.
439
00:21:53,644 --> 00:21:54,735
You told them?
440
00:21:54,895 --> 00:21:56,595
Uh, didn't have to.
441
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:57,946
The internet did.
442
00:21:58,031 --> 00:21:59,949
Oh, no. There's another meme?
443
00:22:00,034 --> 00:22:02,304
Nope! Now you're a GIF!
444
00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:07,710
"Catch you later"!
445
00:22:09,704 --> 00:22:11,710
Oh, buck up, kiddo!
446
00:22:11,794 --> 00:22:13,929
I know things may seem bad now,
447
00:22:14,013 --> 00:22:15,892
but at least
you're not a towel.
448
00:22:16,102 --> 00:22:17,415
Hey!
449
00:22:18,104 --> 00:22:19,718
Well, we should
probably get some sleep.
450
00:22:19,802 --> 00:22:22,068
Colby and I are having a hot
yoga session in the morning.
451
00:22:22,152 --> 00:22:23,722
It's gonna get damp!
452
00:22:23,806 --> 00:22:25,119
Wait, what?!
453
00:22:26,504 --> 00:22:29,079
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
454
00:22:29,942 --> 00:22:31,164
By the way,
455
00:22:31,248 --> 00:22:33,253
people died here.
456
00:22:33,337 --> 00:22:34,693
Night.
457
00:22:36,166 --> 00:22:37,387
Wait, what?
458
00:22:37,471 --> 00:22:39,220
When? Where? How?
459
00:22:41,475 --> 00:22:44,399
Great. And I guess I'm
back to being the punchline.
460
00:22:44,914 --> 00:22:46,705
No, you're not.
461
00:22:48,395 --> 00:22:50,057
I'm actually proud of you.
462
00:22:50,484 --> 00:22:53,055
Why? Starling won. Again.
463
00:22:53,139 --> 00:22:54,274
Think about it.
464
00:22:54,358 --> 00:22:56,319
You were standing
right next to her.
465
00:22:56,403 --> 00:22:58,539
At any moment,
you could've just snapped.
466
00:22:58,623 --> 00:23:00,328
And gone full Havok.
467
00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:01,847
But you didn't.
468
00:23:01,931 --> 00:23:03,374
It shows growth.
469
00:23:03,584 --> 00:23:05,111
Yeah, well.
470
00:23:05,195 --> 00:23:07,117
Villains aren't really
supposed to "grow."
471
00:23:08,111 --> 00:23:10,899
Well, Havoc's not supposed to.
472
00:23:10,983 --> 00:23:12,688
But Amy is.
473
00:23:13,246 --> 00:23:14,685
Starling may have
won the battle,
474
00:23:14,769 --> 00:23:17,649
But by letting it go,
you won the war.
475
00:23:18,338 --> 00:23:19,608
Huh.
476
00:23:20,253 --> 00:23:22,158
I guess I never
thought about it like that.
477
00:23:23,604 --> 00:23:25,435
You also won the war
with the pretzel vendor.
478
00:23:25,519 --> 00:23:28,182
Ten dollars for bread and salt
and I'm the villain?!
479
00:23:32,875 --> 00:23:34,227
Amy, you are not gonna believe
480
00:23:34,311 --> 00:23:36,103
what happened in your bedroom!
481
00:23:36,748 --> 00:23:38,540
And... they're gone.
482
00:23:49,979 --> 00:23:52,119
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