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? Hello, world, hear
the song that we're singin'
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? Come on, get happy
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? A whole lot of lovin'
is what we'll be bringin'
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? We'll make you happy
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? We had a dream
we'd go travelin' together
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? And spread a little lovin'
then we'd keep movin' on
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? Somethin' always happens
whenever we're together
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? We get a happy feelin'
when we're singin' a song
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? Travelin' along there's
a song that we're singin'
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? Come on, get happy
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? A whole lot of lovin'
is what we'll be bringin'
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? We'll make you happy
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? We'll make you happy
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? We'll make you happy ?
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Bye, Mom. Thanks for the ride.
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It's okay. But how about
getting up a little earlier tomorrow,
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quit dawdling in the shower.
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Yeah, okay.
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What's the matter?
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Punky Lazaar's
coming. He'll see me.
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So what?
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So? Mom, I'm in
the seventh grade.
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Nobody's mother drives them
to school, except Chicken Finley.
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Sorry. Next time
I'll wear a beard.
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All right, coast is clear.
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Bye-bye.
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Hey, Punky, wait up!
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Hey, Danny.
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Hi, Punky. Hey, did you finish
your algebra homework last night?
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What's the answer for number 12?
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Hey, you're not listening.
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Wow! Who's she?
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Oh, that's Renee. She's new in
school. She's in my English class.
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You know her?
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Know her? She's crazy about me.
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Hi, Renee.
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Oh, hi, Harvey.
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Okay. But I'll have a date
with her before you know it.
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All I gotta do is put on
the old Partridge charm.
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The secret is to find out
something we have in common.
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Then, move in.
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Say, we've got some great beaches
around here. Do you like surfing?
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I don't know. I never tried it.
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Oh.
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Do you like music? Sure.
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Who's your favorite
recording artist?
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Van Cliburn.
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Good morning, class. Would you turn
in your homework assignments, please?
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Want some candy?
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I'm allergic to chocolate.
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Danny. If you don't
mind, it's my turn to talk.
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Okay. Remember, Sunday
is our biology field trip.
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That should be fun.
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But it's also the
Jewish holiday, Purim.
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So, I'd like to know how many
of you will have to be absent.
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Tuna sandwiches for a boat ride?
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What's wrong with tuna?
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It smells too much
like the ocean.
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Mom, have you
seen my blue jeans?
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They're in the basket, I just
took them out of the dryer.
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Tuna, again?
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Laurie! Danny! Come to
breakfast. I want to get started.
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Hey, Mom, do you like
this blouse with this skirt?
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Well, yes, it looks very nice.
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I think I'll change
to my blue one.
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Sit down and eat.
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And you're getting tuna
sandwiches whether you like it or not!
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For breakfast?
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Danny!
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Coming.
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Look, Renee, as long as
we're not going on the field trip,
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why don't the two
of us go on a picnic?
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Okay, we'll have a Purim
picnic. I'll bring the lunch.
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At the temple? Oh, yeah,
that's just what I had in mind.
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SHIRLEY: Danny!
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Look, Renee, I gotta go.
My bagel's getting cold.
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See you later, bye.
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Is it too much effort
to sit down and eat?
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Mom, would you rather have me go
without breakfast or without my pants?
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Hi, what are you
making for lunch?
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Tuna sandwiches.
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Hey, great! Can I
have two of them?
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Sure. You'll probably get
hungry on that field trip.
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Yeah, so you'd
better make it four.
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Four?
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Yeah. And two apples and
a couple of pieces of cake.
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Who are you gonna feed?
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I'm growing up.
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Not to mention out.
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I love Purim, don't you?
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Yeah, it's the greatest.
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Especially the costumes.
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I always went as Queen
Esther when I was little.
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How about that?
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What did you wear?
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I went as one of
the wise men once.
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We were poor, so I
borrowed it from a Christian.
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Wait a minute, aren't you
gonna put on a yarmulka?
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Oh, of course. How
did I forget about that?
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Hey, let's go throw
bean bags at Hemen.
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Why not?
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All right, I'm
very good at this.
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Oh, great shot.
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Thank you. Hi, Dad.
This is Danny Partridge,
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the boy I was telling you about.
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Danny, this is my
father. Rabbi Stern.
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Shalom, Daniel.
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Shalom, sir. Rabbi.
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Partridge?
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It's a little unorthodox.
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Danny's family
sings professionally.
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Oh, that's wonderful. I'd like
to come by and meet them.
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Actually, we're out a lot.
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Okay, well, I'll phone first.
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Ask for me.
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I'm sort of their
social secretary.
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Hi, Mom.
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SHIRLEY: Hi, honey,
how was the field trip?
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Oh, you know.
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You've been on one field
trip, you've been on them all.
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SHIRLEY: Well, I hope you didn't
give Mrs. Carlysle any problems.
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Oh, no. She never
even said a word to me.
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Well, that's a nice change.
Did you learn anything?
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Yeah, I learned a lot of
things I never knew before.
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(PHONE RINGS)
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I'll get it.
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Hello? Oh, hi, Renee.
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Hi, Danny, guess what? What?
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Daddy's visiting some
people in your neighborhood,
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and he said if he gets the chance,
he'll stop by and meet your family.
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Thanks for warning... I mean,
telling me. I gotta go, bye.
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Boy!
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You know, Mom,
I've been thinking.
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The reason this family
is in such bad shape is,
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we don't get enough
exercise. Let's all go bowling.
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Bowling? Bowling?
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Boy! Hey, let's go!
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Wait a minute, who is in bad
shape? What are you talking about?
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Hey, great! You're just in
time. We're all going bowling.
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No, we're all having dinner.
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Okay, forget the bowling.
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We'll go to an early
movie and we can eat later.
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We'll leave right now.
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Right now? I just
washed my hair.
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It will take me at least
an hour to get ready.
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Hey, Danny?
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Not now, Keith.
Can't you see I'm...
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Excuse me.
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(WHISPERS) Where
did you get that?
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It was sticking out of your
notebook. Where did you get it?
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It looked like rain,
so I borrowed a hat.
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Not too convincing.
Care to try again?
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It's none of your business.
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Okay. Maybe Mom will
know where it came from.
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Look, wait a minute.
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I thought big brothers were
supposed to protect little brothers.
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To comfort them, help
them in their hour of need.
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You're right. Nah, it would
be more fun to ask Mom.
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Okay. I ditched
the field trip today.
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It's a Jewish holiday and I
sort of converted for a day.
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
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It's too late. Our
rabbi is here.
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Our rabbi?
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(SHUSHING) If he doesn't hear
anything, maybe he'll go away.
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
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SHIRLEY: Isn't somebody
gonna answer the door?
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You've gotta help me.
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Don't worry about a
thing. Come on. Come on.
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
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Good afternoon, Mrs. Partridge.
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Good afternoon.
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I'm Ben Stern, the new
rabbi at Temple Heron.
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How do you do?
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I'm sorry to drop
by unannounced,
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but I was visiting some
families in the neighborhood
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and thought I'd say hello.
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That's nice. Won't you come in?
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Thank you.
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Keith, this is Rabbi Stern.
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How do you do,
Rabbi? Hello, Keith.
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And this is my brother, Danny.
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Oh, Danny! Danny.
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Danny!
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Danny, this is Rabbi Stern.
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Hello, Danny, good
to see you again.
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Hi, Rabbi Stern.
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You've met?
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Yes, today at the Purim bazaar.
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Oh.
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After the field trip.
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Renee, the rabbi's daughter, she's
in my English class. I went with her.
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You know how I love bazaars.
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Especially Purim bazaars.
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Would you like to
sit down, Rabbi?
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Thank you.
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Rabbi, why don't you sit
here? It's more comfortable.
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I'll go see if there's any
cheese and crackers.
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Cheese and crackers.
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Who was at the door?
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Oh, just some fellow
who puts on bazaars.
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I think I left my
bicycle in the driveway.
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Got to go get it,
put it in the garage.
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It's nothing personal.
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I understand your family
is in show business.
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Yes. My daughter is
very impressed with that.
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Well, we're all out of
cheese and crackers.
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How about some coffee,
tea or a kosher dill?
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Danny! Thank
you, nothing for me.
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Hi, everybody. Hi, Reuben.
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Just brought in your
mail. Nothing much.
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Just some bills and a
picture of the family around...
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Around December.
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Some kids in my class asked
me to autograph it for them.
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Rabbi Stern, this is our
manager, Reuben Kincaid.
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RABBI: How do
you do, Mr. Kincaid?
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Rabbi.
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I know this is short
notice, but I wonder if
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you would do us the favor of singing
at our temple party, Thursday night?
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Oh, we couldn't do that.
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Danny!
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It's for the benefit of
underprivileged children.
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Of course. We'd be glad to help.
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Thank you. Well, we'll see
you Thursday then, about 8:00.
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Oh, and you're
invited, too, Mr. Kincaid.
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REUBEN: Thanks.
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Well, shalom.
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Shalom.
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Okay, what was that all about?
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I don't know.
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But I think I know
someone who does. Danny?
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Well, I was throwing bean bags
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and you know how you get talking
when you're throwing bean bags,
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and I guess I mentioned
we were a singing group.
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Why didn't you tell me about
it when you came home?
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I guess, it just
slipped my mind.
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Oh, sure, it could happen.
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Why, plenty of
times I've met a pretty
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girl, gone to a Purim
bazaar, met the rabbi,
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and then come home
and had it all slip my mind.
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? Now the walls took
a long time to crumble
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? And the jumbled
pieces of my life
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? Took the long way
around to come together
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? And then I heard
you singing your song
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? And I knew I'd
been living all wrong
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? And I couldn't
help but sing along
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? Never giving
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? Always taking
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? Faking every move I make
250
00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:58,402
? To keep me safe
and well protected
251
00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:02,573
? And then I heard
you singing your song
252
00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:07,111
? And I knew I'd
been living all wrong
253
00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:12,750
? And I couldn't
help but sing along
254
00:14:12,818 --> 00:14:14,685
? Sing along
255
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,693
? Sing along
256
00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:41,178
? I was almost down to empty
257
00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:45,283
? And the world
looked mighty cold
258
00:14:45,351 --> 00:14:49,387
? And then I heard
you sing a simple song
259
00:14:49,455 --> 00:14:53,891
? And the sun came a
rushin' back to fill my soul
260
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,947
? Heard you singing your song
261
00:15:17,016 --> 00:15:18,616
? Heard you singing your song
262
00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:21,018
? Heard you singing your song
263
00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:22,753
? Heard you singing your song
264
00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:25,022
? Heard you singing your song
265
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:26,724
? Heard you singing your song
266
00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:29,059
? Heard you singing your song
267
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:36,534
? Your song ? Your
song ? Your song ?
268
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:55,553
Bye-bye.
269
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,098
Danny, I'd like you
to meet my mother.
270
00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:58,667
How do you do? Hello, Danny.
271
00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,235
That was beautiful. Thank you.
272
00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:02,419
Was your father a cantor?
273
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,762
No, a Partridge.
274
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:12,013
Oh, Mrs. Partridge we'd
love you to join our sisterhood.
275
00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:14,271
We meet Thursdays at 7:00.
276
00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:15,740
Excuse me.
277
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:20,578
Mom, I get the feeling
they all think we're Jewish.
278
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:23,726
No, where would they get that
idea? They're just being nice.
279
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,250
May I have your attention
for a minute, please.
280
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:30,588
First of all, I want to thank the Partridge
family for entertaining us tonight.
281
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,623
(APPLAUSE)
282
00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:37,862
Thank you very much.
283
00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:42,666
Secondly, my daughter tells me that
Daniel Partridge has just turned 13.
284
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:46,537
So, we can look forward to the
pleasure of attending his Bar Mitzvah.
285
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:47,905
(ALL APPLAUD)
286
00:16:47,973 --> 00:16:49,373
Bar Mitzvah?
287
00:17:02,505 --> 00:17:04,283
I met some pretty
interesting girls tonight.
288
00:17:04,307 --> 00:17:05,751
I think we ought
to join the temple.
289
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:08,209
Oh, not me. I'd weigh a
ton with all that good food.
290
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:09,488
I liked the strudel.
291
00:17:09,512 --> 00:17:10,911
I had three pieces.
292
00:17:10,980 --> 00:17:13,481
Then how about going up
to sleep it off, both of you.
293
00:17:13,550 --> 00:17:15,727
CHRIS: Oh, we always
have to go to bed first.
294
00:17:15,751 --> 00:17:17,296
I've got to finish a
composition, see you.
295
00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:18,764
I'm gonna take a bath.
296
00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:20,868
And I guess you have to
study for your Bar Mitzvah.
297
00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:26,126
Well, I... Out with it, Daniel.
298
00:17:26,196 --> 00:17:27,673
You haven't called
me Daniel since...
299
00:17:27,697 --> 00:17:30,898
Since the last time you
were in the lion's den.
300
00:17:30,966 --> 00:17:34,569
Look, Mom, there isn't
anything to get excited about.
301
00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:36,036
No?
302
00:17:36,105 --> 00:17:39,240
What right do you have
taking off a Jewish holiday?
303
00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:41,576
The Jewish people
take off Christmas.
304
00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:44,978
I just wanted to be with Renee
and things sort of got out of hand.
305
00:17:45,047 --> 00:17:48,382
And what about the Bar Mitzvah the
whole temple thinks you're going to have?
306
00:17:48,451 --> 00:17:51,611
I think it would be kind of fun.
I hear you get a lot of presents.
307
00:17:54,591 --> 00:17:58,259
All right, just thought a little
levity might be helpful at this point.
308
00:17:58,328 --> 00:18:00,361
Danny, this isn't
a laughing matter.
309
00:18:00,430 --> 00:18:04,031
Religion wasn't meant
to give you presents.
310
00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:08,802
Now, tomorrow I want you to apologize
to Rabbi Stern and settle this whole thing.
311
00:18:08,871 --> 00:18:11,372
Gee, Mom, can't you tell him?
312
00:18:11,441 --> 00:18:14,842
Yes. But I don't need
the lesson. You do.
313
00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:32,926
Rabbi Stern, as man to man,
let me clear something up.
314
00:18:32,995 --> 00:18:36,497
I wanted a date with your
daughter, so I pretended to be Jewish.
315
00:18:36,566 --> 00:18:37,865
No way!
316
00:18:39,402 --> 00:18:42,370
Danny! Welcome.
Come in, come in.
317
00:18:45,408 --> 00:18:48,542
Renee, Danny's here.
318
00:18:48,611 --> 00:18:50,611
How nice of you to come by.
319
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:52,658
Thank you. How are
you? I'm fine, thank you.
320
00:18:52,682 --> 00:18:55,182
I just made some cookies,
would you like some?
321
00:18:55,251 --> 00:18:57,363
No, thanks. Hi, Danny!
322
00:18:57,387 --> 00:19:00,065
Why didn't you tell me you were
coming over? Wanna play some records?
323
00:19:00,089 --> 00:19:03,201
Hi, Renee. No, I came
over to see your father.
324
00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:05,793
Oh, Ben, Danny's here.
325
00:19:05,861 --> 00:19:07,072
Look, if he's busy...
326
00:19:07,096 --> 00:19:10,030
Hi, Danny. Yes,
what can I do for you?
327
00:19:10,099 --> 00:19:11,399
Well...
328
00:19:11,467 --> 00:19:13,907
Dad, can Danny come
to Sabbath dinner tonight?
329
00:19:13,969 --> 00:19:16,103
We'd love to have
your whole family.
330
00:19:16,172 --> 00:19:19,039
Rabbi Stern, I have
something to say to you.
331
00:19:19,108 --> 00:19:20,474
Yeah?
332
00:19:20,543 --> 00:19:22,510
It's sort of a confession.
333
00:19:26,349 --> 00:19:30,029
I forgot to turn in my
yarmulka at the Purim bazaar.
334
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,654
Oh, that's very kind
of you, Mrs. Stern,
335
00:19:33,723 --> 00:19:38,292
but my whole family for dinner?
That's an awful lot of work.
336
00:19:38,361 --> 00:19:41,629
Oh, no. No, we're not busy.
337
00:19:41,698 --> 00:19:44,532
Thank you. We would love to.
338
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,967
Oh, by the way, did Danny
have a chance to speak
339
00:19:47,036 --> 00:19:49,437
with the Rabbi this afternoon?
340
00:19:49,505 --> 00:19:52,206
Oh, he did? Good.
341
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:56,477
All right, then, we'll
see you at 6:30. Bye.
342
00:19:56,546 --> 00:19:59,547
Well, I guess you heard. We're
invited to the Stern's for dinner.
343
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:01,660
I'm glad they weren't upset
when Danny told them.
344
00:20:01,684 --> 00:20:03,050
Me, too.
345
00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:05,553
Hi, Mom. Hi, Laurie.
346
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:07,501
Hi, kiddo. Hi, honey.
347
00:20:09,726 --> 00:20:11,726
Well, I'm very proud of you.
348
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:14,362
I know it was very hard
for you to do what you did.
349
00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:16,597
But I'm sure you'll
feel much better for it.
350
00:20:16,666 --> 00:20:18,076
I want you to go
upstairs and change.
351
00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:21,420
Mrs. Stern just called and
invited us all for Sabbath dinner.
352
00:20:21,471 --> 00:20:23,136
She did?
353
00:20:23,205 --> 00:20:26,741
Yes. She said you had a very nice
chat with the Rabbi this afternoon.
354
00:20:28,344 --> 00:20:30,864
You did have a
chat with the Rabbi?
355
00:20:36,886 --> 00:20:39,186
Danny, you didn't tell him?
356
00:20:39,255 --> 00:20:41,689
I couldn't, they
were all so nice.
357
00:20:41,758 --> 00:20:45,593
Do you realize the embarrassing
position you've put us all in?
358
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:49,229
Well, couldn't you phone and tell them
we all came down with the measles?
359
00:20:49,298 --> 00:20:50,865
I will not.
360
00:20:50,933 --> 00:20:52,466
Mom, we can't go.
361
00:20:52,535 --> 00:20:54,380
Laurie, Mrs. Stern
is expecting us.
362
00:20:54,404 --> 00:20:56,404
She's probably
preparing right now.
363
00:20:56,472 --> 00:20:59,540
We can't insult her
by not showing up.
364
00:20:59,609 --> 00:21:01,920
Couldn't you at least
phone first and explain?
365
00:21:01,944 --> 00:21:06,547
This is something that has to be
explained face-to-face. And with your face.
366
00:21:10,319 --> 00:21:12,686
(PRAYING IN HEBREW)
367
00:21:26,402 --> 00:21:28,469
Amen.
368
00:21:30,205 --> 00:21:31,583
CHRIS: It's real wine.
369
00:21:31,607 --> 00:21:33,273
TRACY: Yeah.
370
00:21:33,342 --> 00:21:37,311
KEITH: Well, it all looks so
good. I don't know where to start.
371
00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:38,757
We start with HaMotzi.
372
00:21:38,781 --> 00:21:40,848
Oh, would you please
pass the HaMotzi?
373
00:21:40,917 --> 00:21:43,662
HaMotzi is the
prayer over the bread.
374
00:21:43,686 --> 00:21:45,519
Of course.
375
00:21:45,588 --> 00:21:48,989
Mrs. Partridge, would you
be so good as to say it for us?
376
00:21:54,664 --> 00:22:00,400
Rabbi Stern, I think I owe
you, all of you, an apology.
377
00:22:02,538 --> 00:22:04,237
You see... Mom.
378
00:22:04,306 --> 00:22:07,174
Let me tell them. It's
my fault, not yours.
379
00:22:08,578 --> 00:22:10,945
Rabbi Stern, we're not Jewish.
380
00:22:16,285 --> 00:22:20,821
I've been trying to tell you, but
you've all been so nice. I couldn't.
381
00:22:20,890 --> 00:22:22,210
Can I have another shot of wine?
382
00:22:24,126 --> 00:22:29,530
I met Renee and I wanted to
date her. Get to know her better.
383
00:22:29,599 --> 00:22:32,800
And so when she raised
her hand to get off for Purim,
384
00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:35,736
I raised mine, too.
385
00:22:35,805 --> 00:22:37,505
Well, why not?
386
00:22:37,573 --> 00:22:41,208
It's a happy holiday and
Renee's a beautiful girl.
387
00:22:41,276 --> 00:22:42,843
Dad.
388
00:22:42,912 --> 00:22:44,523
I shouldn't have
let it go this far.
389
00:22:44,547 --> 00:22:45,779
I'm very sorry.
390
00:22:45,848 --> 00:22:47,715
No, forget it.
391
00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:51,184
The important thing is, we've
made some good new friends.
392
00:22:51,253 --> 00:22:52,953
And you're welcome here.
393
00:22:53,022 --> 00:22:55,188
Yes, we feel welcome.
394
00:22:55,257 --> 00:22:57,157
I feel hungry.
395
00:22:57,226 --> 00:22:59,137
Let's eat our gefilte fish.
396
00:22:59,161 --> 00:23:01,161
Ben, you forgot HaMotzi.
397
00:23:01,230 --> 00:23:02,630
You're right.
398
00:23:08,638 --> 00:23:12,105
(PRAYING IN HEBREW)
399
00:23:13,308 --> 00:23:15,342
Hey, it's like grace.
400
00:23:15,411 --> 00:23:17,789
You see, people aren't
as different as we think.
401
00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:21,333
We may have different beliefs,
but we're all pretty much alike.
402
00:23:21,383 --> 00:23:22,983
Amen to that.
403
00:23:23,052 --> 00:23:24,292
Can we eat now?
404
00:23:27,557 --> 00:23:30,357
Have you ever had
gefilte fish, Danny?
405
00:23:30,426 --> 00:23:33,226
No, but it looks interesting.
406
00:23:36,899 --> 00:23:38,365
Danny, be careful...
407
00:23:39,902 --> 00:23:41,635
(GASPING)
408
00:23:41,704 --> 00:23:42,970
of the horseradish.
409
00:23:47,309 --> 00:23:49,509
I think somebody
just paid him back.
410
00:24:00,372 --> 00:24:02,773
Danny, are you sure you
don't want some ice cream?
411
00:24:02,842 --> 00:24:06,243
No, thanks, it will
taste like horseradish.
412
00:24:06,311 --> 00:24:07,945
That stuff's still with you?
413
00:24:08,014 --> 00:24:10,158
It will be with me
for the rest of my life.
414
00:24:10,182 --> 00:24:12,661
I gotta tell you, I had
a good time tonight.
415
00:24:12,685 --> 00:24:15,085
Yeah, the Sterns
are really nice people.
416
00:24:15,154 --> 00:24:17,332
I thought they'd be
angry when I told them.
417
00:24:17,356 --> 00:24:20,057
Remember what the Rabbi
said, we're all pretty much alike.
418
00:24:21,226 --> 00:24:23,005
The only thing
different was the dinner.
419
00:24:23,029 --> 00:24:24,862
Oh, that noodle coogle.
420
00:24:24,931 --> 00:24:26,797
And I liked the strudel.
421
00:24:26,866 --> 00:24:28,766
I liked the knishes.
422
00:24:28,834 --> 00:24:31,201
It really was a
wonderful experience.
423
00:24:31,270 --> 00:24:34,382
You know, there are so many
different kinds of food we've never tried.
424
00:24:34,406 --> 00:24:37,240
Russian food,
Japanese food, curry...
425
00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:38,609
Polynesian food.
426
00:24:38,678 --> 00:24:42,312
Right. I think we've
been missing something.
427
00:24:42,381 --> 00:24:43,914
I have an idea.
428
00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:46,550
Why don't we set one
night a week aside,
429
00:24:46,619 --> 00:24:50,020
I'll hunt up some recipes and
prepare a different national food.
430
00:24:50,089 --> 00:24:51,421
Yeah.
431
00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:53,891
Sounds great.
432
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,003
What do we try first?
433
00:24:55,027 --> 00:24:56,760
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