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♪ Hello, world, hear
the song that we're singin'
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♪ come on, get happy
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♪ a whole lot of lovin'
is what we'll be bringin'
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♪ we'll make you happy
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♪ we had a dream
we'd go travelin' together
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♪ and spread a little lovin'
then we'd keep movin' on
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♪ somethin' always happens
whenever we're together
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♪ we get a happy feelin'
when we're singin' a song
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♪ travelin' along there's
a song that we're singin'
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♪ come on, get happy
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♪ a whole lot of lovin'
is what we'll be bringin'
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♪ we'll make you happy
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♪ we'll make you happy
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♪ we'll make you happy
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Well, did I exaggerate,
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or is that a beautiful house?
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It's a wonderful house, Reuben.
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It was very sweet
of you to find it for us.
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What's the matter?
The price is just right.
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Yes, I know.
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But I was just thinking
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how much that house has
meant to me and the kids.
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All those memories.
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Oh, I know, but be practical.
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Your house is too
small for you, right?
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Right.
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Now, don't the kids
want a bigger house?
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Yes, they do,
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but they may not want to
move any more than I do.
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At least, I think they ought
to have a say in the matter.
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What do you intend
to do? Take a vote?
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[Chuckles]
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That's a good idea.
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It's a good idea.
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Hi. Well, did you like it?
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Well, I didn't dislike it.
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Does it have more bedrooms?
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Yeah. How about more bathrooms?
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For private hours.
Alone with his hair dryer.
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Oh. Look who's talking?
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Two hours this
morning in the bathtub.
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I feel like I am living
with a red-headed prune.
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It has more bathrooms
and more bedrooms.
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If we were to buy the house it
would mean leaving this house,
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where you were all raised.
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And moving into a
beautiful, new, larger one.
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Maybe it's too large.
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You know, Reuben, I felt
a big draft in that house.
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That big draft was
the air conditioner.
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Shirley: Oh.Yeah.
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Well, anyway, as much
as I would like a new house,
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I just don't think it's fair for
me to make the decision alone.
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I mean, I know how much
you all love this house.
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Well, if you decide to stay,
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I mean, just say the
word, and that will be that.
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Mom, we've
already talked it over.
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And? when do we move?
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Wow, did you see the
size of my bedroom?
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Your bedroom?
Remember, it's mine.
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Is there something wrong, mom?
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You didn't say a word
the whole way home.
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Wrong? No, no, there's nothing.
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It's... I was just thinking
of all we have to do.
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When do you think we can move?
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Laurie, you don't know
anything about real estate.
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First there's your offer,
then there's their counteroffer.
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Then there's a counter
to their counteroffer.
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And then there's escrow
and mortgages and...
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You're a walking wall
street journal, aren't you?
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In my modest way.
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Well, after all the
countering and stuff,
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how soon before we can move?
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Well, there's one thing
we've all overlooked.
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We can't consider buying
until we sell this house.
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Well, I guess we
better get started.
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I think the first thing we
need is a real estate agent.
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That isn't necessary. I'll
be your real estate agent.
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No agent knows this
house better than I do.
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And no agent will have your
interest in mind more than I will.
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And of course, no agent will save
you the commission, except me.
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You're hired. Thank you.
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Well, I guess we're all set.
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Well, not quite. We
need an ad in the paper.
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Um, I've already
taken care of that.
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I wrote one this morning.
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Oh, I can't wait to hear this.
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"Now available. Partridge manor.
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"Live among the stars."
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Live among the
stars? What stars?
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Every night, you just
look up, and there they are.
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I can't believe it,
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it's been over a week now, and we
haven't even had one prospective buyer.
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Honey, that's the way
things go sometimes.
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You can't expect to sell a house
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like you would a cantaloupe.
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Good morning.
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Shirley: Good morning, Reuben.
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Couldn't eat a thing,
but I'd love some coffee.
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There's nothing more depressing
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than a cheerful
real estate agent.
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Especially if he
can't sell a house.
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Be more patient.
It's only been a week.
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Reuben, you must admit,
it does look hopeless.
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Mmm.
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I don't understand it.
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They say there's a
buyer for every house.
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Well, maybe our
buyer is on vacation.
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Reuben, isn't there anything
you can do to speed things up?
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Ah, I was thinking about
that on the way over.
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What we need is an open house.
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Reuben, if we couldn't get
anyone to look at the house all week,
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how do you expect to
get a crowd in one day?
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It's really only a matter
of getting their attention.
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Come right in.
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See the original
partridge family
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in their natural habitat.
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You've seen them on the stage.
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Now see them in their kitchen.
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It's a once-in-a-lifetime offer
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you can't afford to miss.
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That's right, folks.
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For a limited time, you can
tour the famous partridge manor,
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walk the halls Keith
paces for inspiration.
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Yes, sir, folks.
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Don't miss the
chance of a lifetime.
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What in the world is going on?
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You got me.
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See the actual mirror where
Keith partridge fluffs his hair.
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See the piano where
musical history was made.
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See with your own eyes what you've
only read about in fan magazines.
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See Danny partridge
get the spanking of his life.
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Hi, mom, Mr. Kincaid.Mmm-hmm.
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Shirley: Danny,
what is all this?
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It's like a circus out here.
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Danny, I want you
to take that sign down,
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get this booth out of here, and get
in that house. Do you understand?
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I understand, mom.
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It's embarrassing.
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How is our plan working?
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Excellent. The house is packed.
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Terrific.
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These carpets are all wrong.
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And will you look at the
furniture? Unforgivable.
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Uh, don't look at the
furniture, Mrs. Gibson.
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Try to think of the
house as a shell.
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Well, this shell
needs a lot of work.
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Baby, I don't even
know why we came here.
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I mean, we just bought
our house two months ago.
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Mom promised.
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May I call your
attention to this desk?
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A small fortune has been made
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and lost over this humble pine.
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Maybe she'd like
to see my closet.
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I'm sure she'd rather
start with my closet.
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You can see my
old baseball uniform.
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Let her decide.
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Fair enough. Where
would you like to begin?
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Keith's room.
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Gwen, honey, we have to go now.
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Can't we look at the
house just a little longer?
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Gwen, it wouldn't matter
if we bought the house.
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He doesn't come with it.
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You don't?
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One word describes this
kitchen, ed, inadequate.
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You said it, dear.
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She probably just
cooks TV dinners here.
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You know these
show business people.
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These walls.
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I don't know, they're
simply unsuitable.
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You said it, dear.
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I mean, she may sing pretty,
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but the kitchen is a disaster.
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Oh. Charming kitchen, Mrs.
Partridge, absolutely charming.
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You said it, dear.
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Well, Mr. and Mrs. Sharp
made a very nice offer.
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They didn't meet our price.
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Well, that's normal,
isn't it, Reuben?
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Right.
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Shirley, you weren't
expecting the full price?
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Why not?
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The house has only been
on the market a few days.
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As a matter of fact, Reuben,
I'd considered raising the price.
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I always thought it was too low.
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I don't believe it.
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My mom's a latent penny pincher.
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I'm only thinking
of our best interests.
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Sometimes, it pays to be
stubborn in these things.
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Okay, Shirley.
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I will tell them you're
holding out for the full price.
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Now, the sharps
get all the fixtures,
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including the chandelier, right?
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Wrong. wrong?
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Right.
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I think she's saying the sharps will
have to do without the chandelier.
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Reuben: Thank you, Laurie.
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Shirley, before I go
on with the terms,
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is there anything
else I should know?
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[Sighs] Yes.
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They can't have the
spice rack in the kitchen.
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Keith bought that for
me when he was 10.
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The spice rack?
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That's not worth anything.
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Reuben, you can't put
a price on sentiment.
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Sure you can, $1.49.
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I'll tell you what.
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I think I can talk them
out of the spice rack.
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Now, about the curtains...
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Never.
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[Sighs]
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How do you feel about doorknobs?
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Very possessive.
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Okay, so we all agree that mom
hasn't been acting like mom lately.
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Right. She's been
acting like me.
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Which is definitely
something to worry about.
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So the question is,
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why is she making
it almost impossible
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for Reuben to sell this house?
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That's easy. She just
doesn't want to move.
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Good, Keith.
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He has a mind like a dumpling.
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All right, butch, but why
doesn't she want to move?
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Because this is home.
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And you know something?
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I feel the same way.
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Sure, we'd be getting more
bedrooms and bathrooms by moving,
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but have you thought of
what we'd be giving up?
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[Sighs] So there's
only one question left.
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Keith: Yeah?
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What do we do about it?
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Okay.
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I'm here. What's so important?
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Well, mom, we're
a little confused
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about your attitude
toward the house.
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[Sighs] Oh.
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I'm sorry. I, uh...
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I know I've been
acting foolish lately,
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I should've been
honest with you about it.
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It's just that,
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the more I think about
leaving this house,
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the more I realize
I don't want to.
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I know all of you don't
agree, and maybe...
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We don't want to leave, either.
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In other words, we feel the
same way about it as you do.
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Just took us a little
longer to let it sink in.
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You're all sure?
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We're sure.
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Besides, I'd hate to see you
have to give up your spice rack.
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[Laughs]
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♪ Doo, doo, doo-doo, doo
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♪ doo, doo-doo,
doo, doo-doo, doo
251
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♪ doo, doo, doo-doo, doo
252
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♪ doo, doo-doo,
doo, doo-doo, doo
253
00:12:14,429 --> 00:12:18,909
♪ I can take your
pictures off my wall
254
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♪ doo, doo, doo-doo, doo
255
00:12:20,609 --> 00:12:22,089
♪ doo, doo-doo,
doo, doo-doo, doo
256
00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:27,572
♪ and tell myself
that I don't care at all
257
00:12:27,616 --> 00:12:32,486
♪ I can make believe
I'm better off without you
258
00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:34,974
♪ I can build a wall
259
00:12:35,015 --> 00:12:37,665
♪ I can fool myself
260
00:12:37,713 --> 00:12:40,933
♪ but that won't help at all
261
00:12:40,977 --> 00:12:45,067
♪ you see, the problem
is deep within my heart
262
00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:48,642
♪ and the memory is to blame
263
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:52,250
♪ and I won't really be the same
264
00:12:52,293 --> 00:12:54,253
♪ as long as you're there
265
00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:57,385
♪ ooh
266
00:12:57,428 --> 00:12:59,688
♪ doo, doo, doo-doo, doo
267
00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:01,475
♪ doo, doo-doo,
doo, doo-doo, doo
268
00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:05,389
♪ tore up all your
letters I had saved
269
00:13:05,436 --> 00:13:06,826
♪ ooh, la, la, la
270
00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:08,883
♪ la, la, la, la, la
271
00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:14,488
♪ as if that would make
my loneliness go away
272
00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:19,232
♪ then I spent the day
picking up the little pieces
273
00:13:19,276 --> 00:13:21,886
♪ just to read again
274
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:27,981
♪ all about the way you
loved me way back when
275
00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:31,644
♪ you see, the problem
is deep within my heart
276
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:35,340
♪ and the memory is to blame
277
00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:38,819
♪ and I won't really be the same
278
00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:41,821
♪ as long as you're there
279
00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:47,224
♪ ooh
280
00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:51,271
♪ you see, the problem
is deep within my heart
281
00:13:51,308 --> 00:13:54,698
♪ and the memory is to blame
282
00:13:54,746 --> 00:13:58,316
♪ and I won't really be the same
283
00:13:58,359 --> 00:14:01,099
♪ as long as you're there
284
00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:04,674
♪ ooh
285
00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:06,503
[audience applauding]
286
00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:28,023
All right. Now, let
me get this straight.
287
00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:29,481
You don't want
to sell the house?
288
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,090
Right.
289
00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:32,651
You want me to call
off the deal.Right.
290
00:14:32,697 --> 00:14:33,957
So that's that, right?
291
00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:35,963
Wrong. It's too late. Too late?
292
00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:37,285
The sharps have
agreed to your terms
293
00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:39,361
and they've already
signed the papers.
294
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:42,100
So talk to them. Dazzle
them with your legal know-how.
295
00:14:42,142 --> 00:14:44,062
Perry Mason couldn't
get you out of this deal.
296
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:45,490
Rueben, you're
gonna have to try.
297
00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:46,766
When's the earliest
you can see them?
298
00:14:46,798 --> 00:14:47,928
Tomorrow morning at 11:00.
299
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:49,544
Good. I'll go with you.
300
00:14:49,584 --> 00:14:50,744
You won't have to. They're
coming over to the house.
301
00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:51,929
What for?
302
00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:54,548
To make plans for
immediate remodeling.
303
00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:56,716
[Sighs]
304
00:15:00,073 --> 00:15:01,773
Shirley, this is...
305
00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:04,693
Pleased to meet
you. We're the sharps.
306
00:15:04,729 --> 00:15:07,169
I'm George, and
this is my wife, bea.
307
00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:09,080
How do you do?
308
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:10,125
Get it?
309
00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:12,297
Bea sharp?
310
00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:17,793
[Laughing] It's a
family joke of sorts.
311
00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:20,139
Yes, it's, uh, very amusing.
312
00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:22,790
You've got a sense of
humor there, Mr. Sharp.
313
00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:25,054
No, no, no. You call me George.
314
00:15:25,098 --> 00:15:26,228
George.
315
00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:28,063
I hope we're not troubling you,
316
00:15:28,101 --> 00:15:31,371
because bea and I can just look
around by ourselves, if you like.
317
00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:33,278
No, it's no trouble, Mr. Sharp.
318
00:15:33,323 --> 00:15:34,413
George.
319
00:15:34,455 --> 00:15:35,755
George.
320
00:15:36,892 --> 00:15:39,592
Uh, George, I've been thinking.
321
00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:42,774
Are you sure this house is
right for you and Mrs. Sharp?
322
00:15:42,811 --> 00:15:44,601
You betcha. You know,
323
00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:47,949
this is exactly what we've
been looking for, isn't it, bea?
324
00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:50,380
Yes, yes. Exactly.
325
00:15:50,427 --> 00:15:52,727
Now that the kids have
all grown up, it's perfect.
326
00:15:52,777 --> 00:15:53,997
[Laughing]
327
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,220
Well, if you have
grown children,
328
00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:58,349
this house would be
too big for the two of you.
329
00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:01,482
Not with 13 grandchildren
visiting all the time.
330
00:16:01,525 --> 00:16:03,525
Oh.
331
00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:05,311
Are you sure the
price isn't too high?
332
00:16:05,355 --> 00:16:08,615
I mean, it is an awful
lot to ask for this shell.
333
00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:10,453
Now, now, now, Kincaid,
334
00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:12,951
you wouldn't be trying to wiggle
out of this deal now, would you?
335
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,672
Oh, no, of course not.
336
00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:17,593
Because a deal's a deal.
337
00:16:17,628 --> 00:16:19,888
Right, a deal is a deal.
338
00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:24,293
Well, uh, we better
get started, Mr. Sharp.
339
00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:25,331
George.
340
00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:26,937
George.
341
00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:30,600
Bea.
342
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:38,427
Now, in the master
bedroom, we thought we'd...
343
00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:40,905
Oh dear, I hope I
didn't break anything!
344
00:16:40,956 --> 00:16:42,386
No, no. It's nothing
to worry about.
345
00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:44,606
Oh. Here, here, bea.
346
00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:47,345
It's nothing. Just
nothing. Here, let me see.
347
00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:49,827
There, there.
There, now, you see?
348
00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:55,136
Well, how often would
you use that room anyway?
349
00:16:55,188 --> 00:16:58,888
Mr. Kincaid, this
is our bedroom.
350
00:17:02,151 --> 00:17:03,241
[Laughs]
351
00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:10,644
Now, I thought we'd do
this room over in lots of pink
352
00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:13,081
for Doris and Sidney's
girls.Pink. Yeah.
353
00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:15,689
What do you think of
pink, Mrs. Partridge?
354
00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:17,560
Pink?
355
00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:20,391
Doris and Sidney's
girls just love pink.
356
00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:23,870
Oh, then definitely pink.
357
00:17:26,784 --> 00:17:29,874
Whew! Boy, it sure is getting
a little stuffy in here, isn't it?
358
00:17:29,918 --> 00:17:31,308
Oh, yes, it does
seem a little hot.
359
00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:32,574
[Laughs]
360
00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:36,136
Well, I think I'll
open a window.
361
00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:38,485
Uh, Mr. Sharp, could you give
me a hand with the window?
362
00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:40,095
Why, sure.
363
00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:42,536
Keith, what's wrong
with the window?
364
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:45,763
Oh, it just gets a little
stuck every now and then.
365
00:17:45,803 --> 00:17:47,203
That window is never...
366
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,760
Danny: Hey, Keith,
367
00:17:48,806 --> 00:17:50,716
why don't you try hitting
it like you usually do?
368
00:17:50,765 --> 00:17:52,675
Thanks, Danny!
369
00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:53,863
Walls are a little thin.
370
00:17:53,898 --> 00:17:55,638
Bea: [Chuckles] I
think that's lovely.
371
00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:59,433
Ease of communication,
makes for a close-knit family.
372
00:17:59,469 --> 00:18:01,339
Don't you think so,
George? Well, absolutely.
373
00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:03,784
Thanks for pointing
that out, Danny!
374
00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:05,351
Danny: Don't mention it!
375
00:18:12,482 --> 00:18:14,402
I love your curtains,
Mrs. Partridge.
376
00:18:14,441 --> 00:18:16,701
Oh, thank you. So do I.
377
00:18:16,747 --> 00:18:18,227
You're sure you
won't reconsider?
378
00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:19,401
Positive.
379
00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:22,136
Now, oh.
380
00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:23,798
Could you open this for me?
381
00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:26,931
I'd be glad to. You just...
382
00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:28,455
I don't understand this.
383
00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:30,588
It's never done this before.
384
00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:33,941
Must be the weather. Sometimes
doors and windows stick a little.
385
00:18:33,982 --> 00:18:36,122
It is a little warm
today, Mr. Sharp.
386
00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:37,728
How about a nice glass of water?
387
00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:39,678
Why, thank you, little lady.
388
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:48,001
Oh! Oh, I'm terribly sorry!
389
00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:50,219
Well, it's only water,
390
00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:54,129
but you should have a
plumber in to take care of it.
391
00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:56,956
I'm afraid we've
already had a plumber in.
392
00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:02,622
I want the entire demolition
team in here, on the double.
393
00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:11,453
Mr. Sharp, Mrs. Sharp...
394
00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:15,113
We're really sorry.
395
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:18,684
We just wanted to
keep the house, that's all.
396
00:19:18,722 --> 00:19:21,602
We thought if it seemed
a little run-down that...
397
00:19:21,638 --> 00:19:23,808
That's no excuse.
398
00:19:23,858 --> 00:19:26,948
We made a deal with the
sharps, and we intend to keep it.
399
00:19:26,991 --> 00:19:30,301
Your mother's right. The
sharps have bought your house.
400
00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:32,563
Reuben: Besides,
the new house is nice.
401
00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:35,646
[Sighs] We hope you understand.
402
00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:37,956
They thought they were
doing the right thing.
403
00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:40,272
The children love the
house and want to keep it.
404
00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:42,089
We understand, don't we, George?
405
00:19:42,137 --> 00:19:45,137
Yes, and we'd love to make you
happy by tearing up the contract.
406
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,064
You would? But we can't.
407
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,579
You see, we spent so
much time looking that,
408
00:19:52,626 --> 00:19:54,796
and we love this place, too.
409
00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:56,585
We just can't pass it up.
410
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:02,156
Well, look on the bright side.
411
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,961
We can have a great
basketball court at the backyard.
412
00:20:03,985 --> 00:20:05,245
How does that sound?
413
00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:07,641
Expensive.
414
00:20:07,684 --> 00:20:09,904
How about a chess
table on the patio?
415
00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:10,987
Better.
416
00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:14,208
Shirley: Hi, Reuben.
417
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:17,776
I just talked to the real estate
agent about the new house.
418
00:20:17,825 --> 00:20:19,825
Somebody beat us to it.
419
00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:21,610
There's an offer pending.
420
00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:25,142
Terrific.
421
00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:27,490
Well, we're probably
the only family in history
422
00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:30,660
to lose two houses
in less than 24 hours.
423
00:20:30,707 --> 00:20:33,667
Reuben, I told the sharps
we'd be out of here in two weeks.
424
00:20:33,710 --> 00:20:35,280
Yeah, I know, I know.
425
00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:37,931
If we can't buy the new
house, where will we live?
426
00:20:37,975 --> 00:20:40,015
We'd better pray
for a warm winter.
427
00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:44,109
Reuben, we have
to get that house.
428
00:20:44,155 --> 00:20:46,195
All I can do is my best.
429
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,245
That's it. We don't
have a chance.
430
00:20:52,990 --> 00:20:54,250
Danny, come here.
431
00:20:57,691 --> 00:20:58,821
Yeah?
432
00:21:00,998 --> 00:21:02,038
Go away.
433
00:21:06,047 --> 00:21:08,747
Hi, Mr. Sharp, Mrs.
Sharp. Come on in.
434
00:21:08,789 --> 00:21:09,919
How are you, son?
435
00:21:09,964 --> 00:21:11,364
Mr. and Mrs. Sharp,
please come in.
436
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:12,880
George.
437
00:21:12,923 --> 00:21:13,923
George.
438
00:21:16,231 --> 00:21:18,411
Is there something else
you wanted to look at?
439
00:21:18,451 --> 00:21:20,761
No, not exactly, Mrs. Partridge.
440
00:21:20,801 --> 00:21:22,931
But you see, um, well,
441
00:21:22,977 --> 00:21:27,157
bea and I were thinking on
our way out yesterday and...
442
00:21:27,198 --> 00:21:29,198
We've decided that the
house is too small for us.
443
00:21:29,244 --> 00:21:31,204
Yes. That's right, that's right.
444
00:21:31,246 --> 00:21:34,206
Well, we forgot to count
frank and Edie's kids.
445
00:21:34,249 --> 00:21:37,819
Well, at Christmas, we're all
gonna be squeezed in like sardines.
446
00:21:37,861 --> 00:21:39,431
And besides, um...
447
00:21:39,472 --> 00:21:41,172
Uh, the garage.
448
00:21:41,212 --> 00:21:43,522
Yes, the garage, the garage.
449
00:21:43,563 --> 00:21:45,173
It's a two-car garage.
450
00:21:45,216 --> 00:21:46,776
I thought you only had one car.
451
00:21:46,827 --> 00:21:50,397
We do, we do. But, well...
452
00:21:50,439 --> 00:21:53,359
My objection to the garage is
that there are no windows there.
453
00:21:53,399 --> 00:21:55,099
Windows in a garage?
454
00:21:55,139 --> 00:21:56,579
Well, yes, I, um...
455
00:21:56,619 --> 00:21:58,709
I plan to use it as a workshop.
456
00:21:58,752 --> 00:22:00,802
Yes, you see, George
likes to work with his hands.
457
00:22:00,841 --> 00:22:02,361
That's right.
458
00:22:02,408 --> 00:22:04,118
George: But you can't have
a workshop without windows.
459
00:22:04,148 --> 00:22:06,238
You need a lot of light.
460
00:22:06,281 --> 00:22:08,461
I'm afraid the
house just won't do.
461
00:22:08,501 --> 00:22:10,501
And we want out of
our deal, right, bea?
462
00:22:10,546 --> 00:22:11,766
Bea: Right.
463
00:22:13,419 --> 00:22:15,459
So we're gonna go
see Mr. Kincaid today,
464
00:22:15,508 --> 00:22:17,508
if that's all right with
you, Mrs. Partridge.
465
00:22:17,553 --> 00:22:18,863
Shirley.
466
00:22:18,902 --> 00:22:20,642
Oh, Shirley!
467
00:22:20,687 --> 00:22:22,597
Shirley! Oh!
468
00:22:22,645 --> 00:22:26,075
I'm just sorry that
the house is too small.
469
00:22:26,127 --> 00:22:28,427
Well, sometimes, Shirley,
470
00:22:28,477 --> 00:22:31,697
windows in a garage are more
important than a whole house.
471
00:22:33,439 --> 00:22:34,439
Oh!
472
00:22:35,441 --> 00:22:37,311
Goodbye. see ya.
473
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:38,436
Bea: Bye-bye. George: Bye.
474
00:22:38,487 --> 00:22:39,487
See ya.
475
00:22:40,402 --> 00:22:41,842
[All screaming]
476
00:22:44,232 --> 00:22:45,582
Shirley, guess what?
477
00:22:45,625 --> 00:22:49,365
I got it! I got the house!
478
00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:50,871
Why are you all
looking at me that way?
479
00:22:50,891 --> 00:22:52,891
I thought you'd be overjoyed.
480
00:22:54,242 --> 00:22:57,382
Reuben, you better sit down.
481
00:22:57,419 --> 00:22:58,859
Why should I sit down?
482
00:22:58,899 --> 00:23:01,079
Unless you're gonna tell
me something ridiculous, like,
483
00:23:01,118 --> 00:23:03,028
the sharps were just here.
484
00:23:03,077 --> 00:23:04,987
Reuben? yeah?
485
00:23:05,035 --> 00:23:06,815
The sharps were just here.
486
00:23:13,783 --> 00:23:15,503
Reuben, you signed
the papers on that house.
487
00:23:15,524 --> 00:23:17,054
How did you get out of it?
488
00:23:17,091 --> 00:23:19,661
Well, Keith, it was
really very simple.
489
00:23:19,702 --> 00:23:22,622
I just told the owner
flat-out the deal was off.
490
00:23:22,662 --> 00:23:24,452
Then I stood my ground.
491
00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:26,670
Years of experience
taught me how to confront
492
00:23:26,709 --> 00:23:29,889
the most difficult business
situation, come out on top.
493
00:23:29,930 --> 00:23:34,200
Reuben, you haven't told
Keith our end of the bargain.
494
00:23:34,238 --> 00:23:36,808
Our end? I thought
we got out of it.
495
00:23:36,850 --> 00:23:39,900
Well, we did, with
one small condition.
496
00:23:41,115 --> 00:23:43,545
What condition?
497
00:23:43,596 --> 00:23:47,426
That we play for his
son's birthday party.
498
00:23:49,689 --> 00:23:51,429
Laurie: Danny! Danny:
Laurie, calm down.
499
00:23:51,473 --> 00:23:53,613
Laurie: Danny, this
time you've gone too far!
500
00:23:53,649 --> 00:23:54,689
Calm down!
501
00:23:54,737 --> 00:23:56,297
Wait a moment.
502
00:23:56,347 --> 00:23:58,217
What is it, Laurie?
503
00:23:58,262 --> 00:23:59,962
Danny was in the
bathroom for two hours
504
00:24:00,003 --> 00:24:01,963
and he used up
all the hot water.
505
00:24:02,005 --> 00:24:05,485
Hot showers
stimulate my creativity.
506
00:24:05,531 --> 00:24:08,321
Today I was more
creative than usual.
507
00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:11,279
Mom, remember how good Danny
was at coming up with real estate ads?
508
00:24:11,319 --> 00:24:12,409
Shirley: Yes.
509
00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:14,321
I've come up with a better one.
510
00:24:14,365 --> 00:24:19,805
"Now available partridge
minor, massive mouth,
511
00:24:19,849 --> 00:24:23,029
"lots of room for
improvement, easy terms."
512
00:24:23,070 --> 00:24:25,200
Isn't anyone gonna
make an offer?
513
00:24:25,250 --> 00:24:29,800
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