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♪ Hello, world, hear
the song that we're singin'
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♪ come on, get happy
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♪ a whole lot of lovin'
is what we'll be bringin'
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♪ we'll make you happy
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♪ we had a dream
we'd go travelin' together
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♪ and spread a little lovin'
then we'd keep movin' on
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♪ somethin' always happens
whenever we're together
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♪ we get a happy feelin'
when we're singin' a song
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♪ travelin' along there's
a song that we're singin'
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♪ come on, get happy
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♪ a whole lot of lovin'
is what we'll be bringin'
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♪ we'll make you happy
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♪ we'll make you happy
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♪ we'll make you happy
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♪ is there something
that I can do?
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♪ Am I losing you?
All: ♪ am I losing you?
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♪ Am I losing you?
♪ am I losing you?
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♪ Oh, am I losing you?
♪ Am I losing you, baby?
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♪ Is there something
that I can do?
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♪ Am I losing you?
♪ am I losing you?
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♪ Oh, am I losing you?
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Come on, Mr. Kincaid.
You'll have a great time.
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I do not want to go to captain
chocolate's ice cream emporium.
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I've been there once
before and I had a lousy time.
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Well, no wonder. You
ordered the glutton surprise.
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[Knocking at door]
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Come with us, Reuben.
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We promise not to let you
make a pig of yourself again.
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Shirley partridge. Yes?
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You were just
wonderful, wonderful.
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All of you were
wonderful, just terrific.
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I loved your work.
Thank you very much.
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I'll handle this, Shirley.
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I suppose you'd like
an autographed picture.
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Oh, yes, I'd like
that very much.
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Yeah, well, you leave your name
and address with the maitre d',
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and I'll see that you get one.
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Oh, thank you very
much. Thank you.
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Plus a fan club application.
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A fan... Thank you so
much. You're welcome.
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Thank you. That's okay.
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[Knocking]
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What am I thinking about?
My name's Gus gorney.
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Why, that's a terrific name.
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And I'm a talent scout for
world international pictures.
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Yeah, well, a lot of
guys go around trying to
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pass themselves
off as talent scouts.
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Oh, not me, sir, not me.
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I have some
identification right here.
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Uh-huh. Yeah, but
that's a snapshot.
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Oh, yes, yes. You see,
that's me on the right...
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Uh-huh... And the man on
my left holding the shoulder...
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L.b. Spiegel. Yeah.
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The head of world
international pictures.
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Yeah, and my father-in-law.
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Well, come on in, Mr... Gorney?
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Call me Gus.
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Gus! Danny, get Gus a chair.
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Hi. Hi, how are you?
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This will only take a minute.
Never mind. Love your work.
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What can we do
for you, Mr. Gorney?
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Oh, you see, we're in
the process of casting
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our biggest
production of the year,
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and I've been scouring the
country trying to find the key
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that will make this
picture a tremendous hit.
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And tonight, I think I found
what I've been searching for.
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What's that?
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Him.
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Me? Keith?
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I want you in Hollywood
next week for a screen test.
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Me?
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Keith?
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Reuben said he'd be here
with the script, so where is he?
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Maybe he had car trouble.
I could call the auto club.
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Why don't you call
missing persons?
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Very funny.
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Keith, Reuben just
called 10 minutes ago.
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[Sighs]
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Okay, so I just happen
to be a little nervous
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about seeing the
script. That's all.
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The captain of the
Titanic wasn't this nervous.
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Honey, why don't you come in here
and help me with the sandwiches?
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It'll take your mind
off that screen test.
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Keith, you're really nervous
about this thing, aren't you?
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No.
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Terrified. Mom, you think
I'll get over the nervousness?
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I mean, when I get out
in front of the cameras,
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do you think I'll
forget about it?
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[Sighs] I doubt it.
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Oh.
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It's only natural, honey.
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You've never done
anything like this before.
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It should be a very
exciting experience for you.
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That's what the guys said the
first time I took out bunny Hoffman.
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Keith, the screen
test is a very big step.
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And if you don't want
to do it, please don't.
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No, no, I want to do it.
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Well, then try and
relax and enjoy it.
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[Sighs] You're right.
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Uh, here it is.
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Mom, it's here.
Let's see it, Reuben.
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Ah, just a minute.
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Before I give you the
script, I feel it's my duty,
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as your manager,
to say a few words.
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[All grumbling]
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Please, I have been your
manager now for three years.
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We've worked hard together.
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We have met defeats
and victories together.
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Sounds like a
little league coach.
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Can I see the script?
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In a minute.
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And because we have been
together these three years,
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I feel it's my duty
to tell you, Keith,
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that a screen test does
not a superstar make.
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In other words, don't get
your hopes up too high.
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Not in other words,
those are the words.
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Okay, fine, I promise.
Now can I see the script?
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Here it is.
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Hitchhike from death.
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Hitchhike from death?
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That explains it. They
want you for your thumb.
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Here's the cast of
characters. Which one am I?
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You're vito gambini.
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"Vito gambini. Young man with
a pretty face and an evil heart."
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Perfect casting.
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I'm in practically every scene.
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This is a very big part, Reuben.
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Ah, don't worry.
You've got five days
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and one of the best acting
coaches in the business.
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I'm afraid to ask who
that coach might be.
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You?
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Yeah, well, I took several
drama courses in college.
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As a matter of fact, I played the
lead in one of their major productions.
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What play?
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Rumpelstiltskin.
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Okay, I made some
copies of the test scene.
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Keith, you stand
right over here.
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Shirley, you play the part of
mama gambini. Stand next to Keith.
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And, Laurie, you play the
part of Keith's sister, Rosa.
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And, Danny, you play the part
of the hood, who has just told vito
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that his friend Frankie's been
rubbed out. Any questions?
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Sounds pretty simple.
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Okay, here we go.
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Okay, begin with vito
at the top of the scene.
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And action!
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Mama... cut!
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What? ah, it's all wrong!
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What do you mean,
"it's all wrong"?
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It says right here in
the script, "mama."
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No, no, it's not the
word, it's your attitude.
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Keith, this is a terrible
conflict. You're in pain, agony.
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You want to go out
and get revenge,
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but you know it'll break
your mama's heart.
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So, when you say,
"mama," show me pain.
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You got to be kidding.
I got to be kidding.
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Reuben, don't you think we
ought to run through it just once?
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Shirley, trust me.
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That's asking too much.
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[Sighs]
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Okay.
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Now, Keith,
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I'm going to try what we in
the theater refer to as recall.
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Try to think of a time in your life
when you were emotionally upset.
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Huh?
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I can't think of anything.
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He's having a very
happy childhood.
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What about the time that Janet
Henderson stood you up for buzz clancey?
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I think it's working.
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Great! All right, now we'll
start from the top again,
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and this time, think about...
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Buzz.buzz.
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Okay, action.
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Mama! I got to get that
guy who shot Frankie.
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"But, vito, you know that once
you're in the mob, you'll never get out."
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Don't go, vito.
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Mama, give me one good
reason why I shouldn't get him.
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Because he's got a
bigger, bigger gun.
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Wait a minute! Hold! Hold!
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Where's that line in the script?
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It's not in the script.
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I was improvising.
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You were improvising?
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If I improvised
what I'm thinking,
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I'd get arrested
for child beating.
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Danny, Reuben is really trying.
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Thank you, Shirley.
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And I think we all
should try and cooperate.
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Even if he is making
a few mistakes.
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Mistakes?
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Shirley, if you think I'm making
mistakes, you should correct me.
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I can take criticism.
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Well, it's just that I
think Keith shouldn't put
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such importance on every line,
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then the really intense
moments will stand out.
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Makes sense.
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[Sighs] Yes, mom has a point.
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Why don't we let mom direct?
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Danny!
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Shirley, it's all right.
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Here. but, Reuben...
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I don't mind. I'm man enough
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to stand aside
when I'm not wanted.
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You're going to read
the part of mama?
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Sure. I can do it.
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In rumpelstiltskin, I
played the Princess.
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Danny, did you
pack your toothbrush?
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We'll only be gone
two days. Danny!
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I have it, mom.
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Wait just a moment.
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What's this? Donald the dolphin.
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We couldn't carry our suitcases
and Donald, so we brought Donald.
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Go right back and
get the suitcases.
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Donald can look at the
snapshots when we get home.
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Mom, have you seen
the script? I can't find it.
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Keith!
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Are you all right?
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I'm fine.
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Stop worrying.
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Shirley?
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Hi, Mrs. Kornegge.
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Hi. Oh, Keith, the whole
neighborhood is so proud of you.
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Going off to Hollywood
to be a big movie star.
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It's only a screen
test, Mrs. Kornegge.
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I mean, I may not
even get the part.
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With that face, how
could they refuse?
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Well, thanks.
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Look, I better help Danny
load the bus. See you.
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Goodbye. Don't worry!
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You're going to have
a wonderful time.
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Shirley, never let
him out of your sight.
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What? Believe me.
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That evil town does
terrible things to people.
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I know, I read
the carpetbaggers.
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Keith partridge.
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What about him?
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I'm him.
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So what?
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You don't understand.
My son has a screen test.
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Right. Oh, really?
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Any trouble, Otis?
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This here's Ken partridge.
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Keith.
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Claims he's here
for a screen test.
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Oh, yeah. We got a
clearance this morning.
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Otis: Okay, go on in.
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Follow the green arrows till
you come to the red arrows.
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Follow the signs to soundstage
2. They're shooting on 14.
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00:12:27,551 --> 00:12:28,791
Thanks.
249
00:12:41,793 --> 00:12:45,173
Trying to make actors
out of bus drivers again.
250
00:13:02,206 --> 00:13:06,446
He's been in there almost two
hours. Wonder why it's taking so long.
251
00:13:06,517 --> 00:13:09,617
It's an important test. I guess
they want him to look exactly
252
00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:11,659
as he would in the movie.
253
00:13:21,310 --> 00:13:22,550
Keith: Well?
254
00:13:22,620 --> 00:13:24,410
I can't believe it.
255
00:13:27,310 --> 00:13:28,550
Come on, how do I look?
256
00:13:28,620 --> 00:13:32,480
Great, if you're doing
gidget joins the mob.
257
00:13:32,551 --> 00:13:34,341
What happened to your hair?
258
00:13:34,413 --> 00:13:36,903
It's a wig, and I got to tell
you, I feel really ridiculous.
259
00:13:36,965 --> 00:13:38,475
You look so different.
260
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:39,791
Well, you look...
261
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:42,172
Authentic, really authentic.
262
00:13:42,241 --> 00:13:44,211
Just the way a baby-faced
gangster should.
263
00:13:44,275 --> 00:13:45,445
I think he's cute.
264
00:13:45,517 --> 00:13:47,097
Mmm. Mom, the mustache.Oh.
265
00:13:47,172 --> 00:13:49,622
We're ready for
you, Mr. Partridge.
266
00:13:50,620 --> 00:13:52,310
Well, I guess this is it.
267
00:13:52,379 --> 00:13:53,549
Hey, you'll do great.
268
00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:54,660
Good luck, honey.
269
00:13:54,724 --> 00:13:56,664
Thanks, mom. Good luck.
270
00:13:56,724 --> 00:13:59,694
[Bell ringing]
271
00:13:59,758 --> 00:14:04,898
Man: Okay, everybody, this is
the test for Keith partridge. Places.
272
00:14:04,965 --> 00:14:08,475
You know, even if he doesn't get
the part, I've learned something.
273
00:14:08,551 --> 00:14:09,761
What's that?
274
00:14:09,827 --> 00:14:11,687
My brother has ears.
275
00:14:19,172 --> 00:14:22,412
Nothing. You'd think I'd
have heard something by now.
276
00:14:22,482 --> 00:14:26,692
We just got home yesterday. They haven't
even had time to develop the film yet.
277
00:14:26,758 --> 00:14:30,448
Keith, you're going to have
to relax. This may take a while.
278
00:14:30,517 --> 00:14:33,857
You're right, mom. I'm going to
have to just try to forget about it.
279
00:14:33,931 --> 00:14:36,971
Why don't you go upstairs
and practice autographs?
280
00:14:37,034 --> 00:14:39,074
Why don't you...
281
00:14:39,137 --> 00:14:40,277
Morning, everybody.
282
00:14:40,344 --> 00:14:42,664
Well?
283
00:14:42,724 --> 00:14:45,624
Is there a killer in the house?
284
00:14:45,689 --> 00:14:47,859
Are you saying I got the part?
285
00:14:48,862 --> 00:14:50,032
You got it.
286
00:14:50,103 --> 00:14:52,523
Oh, Reuben! Oh,
honey, that's wonderful!
287
00:14:52,586 --> 00:14:54,306
I can't believe it.
288
00:15:01,241 --> 00:15:03,451
I never knew Keith
had so many clothes.
289
00:15:03,517 --> 00:15:06,757
He'll need all of them. He's going
to be in Hollywood quite a while.
290
00:15:06,827 --> 00:15:09,277
Don't forget to
pack his sunglasses.
291
00:15:10,931 --> 00:15:15,171
What's a star without
his sunglasses?
292
00:15:15,241 --> 00:15:18,141
Okay, let's go over the details
for the surprise party tonight.
293
00:15:18,206 --> 00:15:20,756
I invited all of his
closest friends.
294
00:15:20,827 --> 00:15:22,307
Okay, and what about the cake?
295
00:15:22,379 --> 00:15:24,069
I took care of that, too.
296
00:15:24,137 --> 00:15:27,027
How come you're the one with the
list, and mom's doing all the work?
297
00:15:27,103 --> 00:15:29,413
Somebody has to
be the organizer.
298
00:15:30,758 --> 00:15:33,478
Mom?
299
00:15:33,551 --> 00:15:35,721
I can't believe it. Do you
realize people are actually
300
00:15:35,793 --> 00:15:37,793
stopping me on the
street for my autograph?
301
00:15:37,862 --> 00:15:39,382
Face it, Keith.
302
00:15:39,448 --> 00:15:41,038
You're the biggest thing
that's happened in this town
303
00:15:41,068 --> 00:15:43,548
since they dedicated
the new gas station.
304
00:15:43,620 --> 00:15:45,240
I ran into Tony
at the laundromat,
305
00:15:45,310 --> 00:15:48,480
and he asked me what
Raquel Welch was really like.
306
00:15:49,241 --> 00:15:50,791
Wish I knew.
307
00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:52,212
[Phone ringing]
308
00:15:52,275 --> 00:15:53,655
I'll get it.
309
00:15:59,965 --> 00:16:01,515
Hello?
310
00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:02,966
Hi, Reuben.
311
00:16:04,689 --> 00:16:06,339
Right now?
312
00:16:08,413 --> 00:16:11,213
All right. The taco
stand? Yeah, okay, bye.
313
00:16:19,206 --> 00:16:20,306
Girl: There's Keith.
314
00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:23,759
Hey, Keith, what's it
like to be a movie star?
315
00:16:23,827 --> 00:16:25,307
Well, I haven't even
made a movie yet.
316
00:16:25,344 --> 00:16:27,074
When do you leave for Hollywood?
317
00:16:27,137 --> 00:16:28,857
Tomorrow.
318
00:16:28,931 --> 00:16:30,861
If you ever need a
leading lady, I'm available.
319
00:16:30,931 --> 00:16:33,281
Thanks, kitty.
320
00:16:33,344 --> 00:16:38,414
Keith, can I have your
autograph? It's for my mother.
321
00:16:38,482 --> 00:16:40,382
Sure, Cindy. What's
your mother's name?
322
00:16:40,448 --> 00:16:43,828
Cindy. I mean, I'm Cindy Jr.
323
00:16:50,965 --> 00:16:52,715
Thank you. Sure.
324
00:16:54,103 --> 00:16:55,553
Reuben?
325
00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:56,620
Oh, hi, Keith.
326
00:16:56,689 --> 00:16:58,239
Hi.
327
00:16:58,310 --> 00:17:00,070
Well, what is it?
328
00:17:00,862 --> 00:17:02,282
Can I buy you a taco?
329
00:17:02,344 --> 00:17:04,384
No, no thanks.
330
00:17:04,448 --> 00:17:06,168
How about a malt?
331
00:17:07,793 --> 00:17:10,483
Reuben, what is it?
Something's bothering you.
332
00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:12,281
What makes you say that?
333
00:17:12,344 --> 00:17:14,454
With your stomach, you
wouldn't be eating a taco
334
00:17:14,517 --> 00:17:18,717
unless you're trying to take your
mind off something. Now what is it?
335
00:17:18,793 --> 00:17:21,593
[Sighs] It's about the movie.
336
00:17:21,655 --> 00:17:23,165
What about it?
337
00:17:24,034 --> 00:17:25,384
[Sighs]
338
00:17:25,448 --> 00:17:27,518
Keith, you lost the part.
339
00:17:29,655 --> 00:17:32,235
You did a good
test. It wasn't that.
340
00:17:32,310 --> 00:17:35,620
They just decided not
to go with an unknown.
341
00:17:38,379 --> 00:17:39,519
Oh.
342
00:17:44,068 --> 00:17:45,998
It happens all the time.
343
00:17:47,965 --> 00:17:52,275
I wanted to tell you alone.
I thought it might be better.
344
00:17:59,551 --> 00:18:03,411
Reuben? Do me a favor, will you?
345
00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:07,172
Don't tell mom and the
others. I want to do it.
346
00:18:07,241 --> 00:18:09,931
Yeah, well, I thought
maybe you might.
347
00:18:16,793 --> 00:18:19,763
I'll be gone for
the next day or so.
348
00:18:21,413 --> 00:18:23,763
I'll see you when I get back.
349
00:18:25,379 --> 00:18:26,719
You okay?
350
00:18:27,413 --> 00:18:28,933
Yeah, I'm fine.
351
00:18:36,413 --> 00:18:37,763
Keith...
352
00:18:40,827 --> 00:18:42,277
I'm sorry.
353
00:18:44,896 --> 00:18:46,376
So am I.
354
00:19:01,827 --> 00:19:03,857
Thanks a lot, Keith.
Have a good trip.
355
00:19:03,931 --> 00:19:05,671
Kitty: Hey, Keith, don't
forget what I said, you know,
356
00:19:05,689 --> 00:19:07,899
about the leading
lady stuff, huh?
357
00:19:07,965 --> 00:19:11,025
Boy: The big star! Girl: Boy,
Hollywood's going to be neat.
358
00:19:11,103 --> 00:19:12,933
Keith, I know you're
worried about tomorrow.
359
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,150
Do you want to talk about it?
360
00:19:14,172 --> 00:19:16,102
No, I'm fine.
361
00:19:16,172 --> 00:19:18,152
You know, if you changed
your mind, you don't have to do it.
362
00:19:18,172 --> 00:19:20,242
No, it's nothing like that, mom.
363
00:19:20,310 --> 00:19:22,040
Honey, I'm sure they
wouldn't have chosen you
364
00:19:22,068 --> 00:19:24,408
unless they had
confidence in your ability.
365
00:19:24,482 --> 00:19:26,722
They must have
seen dozens... mom.
366
00:19:29,275 --> 00:19:31,215
There's something I've
been wanting to say for hours,
367
00:19:31,241 --> 00:19:33,171
but I haven't had
the guts to say it.
368
00:19:33,241 --> 00:19:34,591
What is it?
369
00:19:37,172 --> 00:19:39,172
I lost the part.
370
00:19:41,517 --> 00:19:44,137
All: Surprise!
371
00:19:44,206 --> 00:19:46,276
All: ♪ for he's a
jolly good fellow
372
00:19:46,344 --> 00:19:48,384
♪ for he's a jolly good fellow
373
00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:51,338
♪ for he's a jolly good fellow
374
00:19:51,413 --> 00:19:53,663
♪ which nobody can deny
375
00:19:53,724 --> 00:19:58,004
♪ which nobody can
deny which nobody can deny
376
00:19:58,068 --> 00:20:00,068
♪ for he's a jolly good fellow
377
00:20:00,137 --> 00:20:02,207
♪ for he's a jolly good fellow
378
00:20:02,275 --> 00:20:05,305
♪ for he's a jolly good fellow
379
00:20:05,379 --> 00:20:08,139
♪ which nobody can deny
380
00:20:08,206 --> 00:20:10,616
[all cheering]
381
00:20:10,689 --> 00:20:14,239
Speech! Speech! Speech!
382
00:20:17,689 --> 00:20:20,999
Well, I suppose I do
have a speech to make.
383
00:20:23,862 --> 00:20:26,172
Boy, do I have a speech to make.
384
00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:35,659
Hey, it's too bad you lost the part,
but it was a great party, anyway.
385
00:20:35,724 --> 00:20:37,394
Kitty: Goodbye, Keith.
Thanks, Mrs. Partridge.
386
00:20:37,413 --> 00:20:39,483
Good night. We'll see you.
387
00:20:39,551 --> 00:20:42,691
Your autograph still
means a lot to... my mother.
388
00:20:44,758 --> 00:20:46,858
Good night. Good night.
389
00:20:46,931 --> 00:20:49,411
Believe me, Keith,
it's the best thing
390
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,762
that could have ever
happened to you.
391
00:20:51,827 --> 00:20:54,517
Hollywood would have
made a plastic man out of him.
392
00:20:55,448 --> 00:20:57,068
Enjoy your youth.
393
00:20:58,482 --> 00:21:00,592
Good night, Mrs. Kornegge.
394
00:21:03,931 --> 00:21:07,551
Well, was telling them as
hard as you thought it would be?
395
00:21:07,620 --> 00:21:11,310
No. It was harder.
396
00:21:11,379 --> 00:21:13,929
But I think this whole
thing taught me a lesson.
397
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,480
What's that?
398
00:21:15,551 --> 00:21:17,621
I don't know yet, but
there must be a lesson
399
00:21:17,689 --> 00:21:20,759
in there somewhere
from all this suffering.
400
00:21:22,689 --> 00:21:26,069
Keith, we have a
presentation to make.
401
00:21:26,137 --> 00:21:28,477
We figure that if you
had done the film,
402
00:21:28,551 --> 00:21:30,311
you would have been
nominated for an Oscar.
403
00:21:30,379 --> 00:21:32,899
So we decided you
deserve that moment.
404
00:21:32,965 --> 00:21:35,545
Chris, the envelope, please.
405
00:21:39,620 --> 00:21:42,900
The winner of the partridge
award for the best performance
406
00:21:42,965 --> 00:21:46,585
by an actor in an extremely
embarrassing situation,
407
00:21:47,758 --> 00:21:49,828
Keith partridge.
408
00:22:02,206 --> 00:22:04,516
♪ In the eyes of the world
409
00:22:04,586 --> 00:22:06,006
partridge family: ♪
in the eyes of the world
410
00:22:06,034 --> 00:22:09,694
♪ I'm a loser just
wasting my time
411
00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:14,551
♪ I can't make a dime
412
00:22:14,620 --> 00:22:16,860
♪ can't make a dime
413
00:22:16,931 --> 00:22:19,241
♪ in the eyes of the world
414
00:22:19,310 --> 00:22:20,620
♪ in the eyes of the world
415
00:22:20,689 --> 00:22:25,139
♪ being born was
my first big mistake
416
00:22:25,206 --> 00:22:26,756
♪ ooh
417
00:22:26,827 --> 00:22:31,477
♪ I can't get a break
418
00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:36,721
♪ but in the eyes of my
woman, I stand like a hero
419
00:22:36,793 --> 00:22:42,693
♪ a giant, a man
who's as tall as can be
420
00:22:42,758 --> 00:22:47,338
♪ any fool can see
421
00:22:47,413 --> 00:22:50,483
♪ that she's looking
through the eyes of love
422
00:22:50,551 --> 00:22:52,481
♪ looking through
the eyes of love
423
00:22:52,551 --> 00:22:54,791
♪ she's looking
through the eyes of love
424
00:22:54,862 --> 00:22:56,482
♪ looking through
the eyes of love
425
00:22:56,551 --> 00:22:59,211
♪ she's looking
through the eyes of love
426
00:22:59,275 --> 00:23:04,855
♪ when she looks at me
427
00:23:04,931 --> 00:23:08,691
♪ looking through
the eyes of love
428
00:23:08,758 --> 00:23:12,478
♪ she's looking
through the eyes of love
429
00:23:12,551 --> 00:23:16,931
[all humming]
430
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,210
♪ She's making
me believe someday
431
00:23:19,275 --> 00:23:21,205
♪ making me believe someday
432
00:23:21,275 --> 00:23:23,205
♪ someday I'm
going to find a way
433
00:23:23,275 --> 00:23:25,165
♪ someday I'm
going to find a way
434
00:23:25,241 --> 00:23:29,411
♪ to be the man that she
can see when she looks at me
435
00:23:29,482 --> 00:23:32,002
♪ looking through
the eyes of love
436
00:23:32,068 --> 00:23:33,898
♪ through the eyes of love
437
00:23:33,965 --> 00:23:35,995
♪ looking through
the eyes of love
438
00:23:36,068 --> 00:23:37,758
♪ looking through
the eyes of love
439
00:23:37,827 --> 00:23:39,897
♪ looking through
the eyes of love
440
00:23:39,965 --> 00:23:45,615
♪ looking through
the eyes of love ♪
441
00:23:45,689 --> 00:23:47,519
[Audience applauding]
442
00:23:55,275 --> 00:23:57,405
Okay, I figure the
weekend of the 27th
443
00:23:57,482 --> 00:23:59,972
would be good for the
San Francisco date.
444
00:24:00,034 --> 00:24:01,074
No.
445
00:24:01,137 --> 00:24:02,307
Why not?
446
00:24:02,379 --> 00:24:05,859
Tracy's birthday. We're
all going to the zoo.
447
00:24:05,931 --> 00:24:08,031
Okay, how about the 20th?
448
00:24:08,103 --> 00:24:11,343
We're all going
on a camping trip.
449
00:24:11,413 --> 00:24:12,723
How about the 13th?
450
00:24:12,793 --> 00:24:13,933
Family picnic.
451
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,380
Been planning it for
weeks. Sorry, Reuben.
452
00:24:16,448 --> 00:24:18,788
I would get a singing
family that's well-adjusted.
453
00:24:18,862 --> 00:24:23,382
Why couldn't you have a nice, normal
identity crisis like everybody else?
454
00:24:25,689 --> 00:24:27,029
Hi, mom, Reuben. Hi, honey.
455
00:24:27,103 --> 00:24:28,833
Hi. Hi, Keith, Laurie.
456
00:24:28,896 --> 00:24:32,066
I got to tell you, it is great to have
things back to normal. Excuse me.
457
00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:35,377
Do you know I only signed
one autograph today?
458
00:24:35,448 --> 00:24:37,068
Hi, mom. Hi, Reuben.
459
00:24:37,137 --> 00:24:38,897
Keith, I'm glad you're here.
460
00:24:38,965 --> 00:24:40,715
You are? That's a switch.
461
00:24:40,793 --> 00:24:43,723
I've been thinking. Just
'cause you lost out on the movie,
462
00:24:43,793 --> 00:24:47,243
that's no reason to let all
that popularity go to waste.
463
00:24:47,310 --> 00:24:48,480
Mmm-hmm.
464
00:24:48,551 --> 00:24:50,931
I have a feeling Danny has
a moneymaking scheme.
465
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,590
You know Danny has a
moneymaking scheme.
466
00:24:56,655 --> 00:24:57,995
Ta-da!
467
00:25:07,758 --> 00:25:11,278
What do you
think? Brilliant, huh?
468
00:25:11,344 --> 00:25:15,934
Mom, do you mind if I take Danny
outside for a little business beating?
469
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,550
Just be home in time for dinner.
470
00:25:17,620 --> 00:25:19,000
Thank you.
471
00:25:19,050 --> 00:25:23,600
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