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♪ Hello, world, hear
the song that we're singin'
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♪ come on, get happy
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♪ a whole lot of lovin'
is what we'll be bringin'
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♪ we'll make you happy
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♪ we had a dream
we'd go travelin' together
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♪ and spread a little lovin'
then we'd keep movin' on
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♪ somethin' always happens
whenever we're together
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♪ we get a happy feelin'
when we're singin' a song
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♪ travelin' along there's
a song that we're singin'
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♪ come on, get happy
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♪ a whole lot of lovin'
is what we'll be bringin'
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♪ we'll make you happy
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♪ we'll make you happy
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♪ we'll make you happy
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mmm-hmm.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Yeah, well, thanks
anyway, Paula.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know it's
kind of late in the week to ask.
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Okay. Yeah, bye.
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Don't tell me america's
sex symbol can't get a date.
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(Sighs) It's no use.
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You can't make me feel any
more miserable than I already am.
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Oh, why did you call
so late in the week?
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(Sighs) For your information, I
had a date with Naomi ledbetter.
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But she sprained
her knee in gym.
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Aw.
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Well, why don't you
ask Yvonne klemper?
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She's always available.
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That's why.
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You don't have a
date this weekend?
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Oh, I... I had a date.
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But she has water on the knee.
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Keith, there is no rule that says you
have to have a date every weekend.
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Yeah, I don't
have a date either.
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We'll have a great time.
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(Sighs) Think I'll go
call Yvonne klemper.
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Hi, everybody.
Laurie: Hi, Reuben.
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Shirley: Hi, Reuben.
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Say, Keith. What do you
got planned this weekend?
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Nothing.
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Laurie, if you don't mind,
I can speak for myself.
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Nothing.
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How would you
like me to fix you up?
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Thanks, Reuben, but I
can get my own dates.
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That's it, Keith. Don't let him
know how desperate you really are.
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This is just not a
date, this is a Princess.
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Uh, let's see. The
last time you said that,
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the Princess turned
out to be your cousin,
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affectionately known as chubby.
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You don't understand. This
one is a Princess, a real Princess.
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She is in this country on a visit
sponsored by the state department.
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Reuben, are you serious?
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She is a fan.
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She wanted to meet Keith, so they arranged
her trip to include a few days here.
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I think you are serious.
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Picture is in this
morning's paper.
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She is even better looking
than Naomi ledbetter.
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And probably has better knees.
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Reuben: Oh, one more thing.
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A telegram from
the secretary of state.
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"dear Mr. Partridge,
congratulations.
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"it is your honor to have been
chosen as host to a visiting dignitary.
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"it is not only an honor,
but a great responsibility.
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"I'm sure you will
handle this duty well
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"and will at all times bear in
mind that you are representing
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"the United States of america."
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Keith?
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Now, remember, Keith,
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this is your chance to move
up in the social structure.
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Don't blow it.
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I wonder if I should have worn
my blue suit. It looks more dignified.
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Keith, you look fine.
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Besides, she's here to
meet you, not your suit.
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Everybody, this
is Cecil turnbow.
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He's from the diplomatic corps.
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You're a diplomat?
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Ah, you were expecting a
blue suit and a tie, weren't you?
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Well, we have to change with
the times just like everyone else.
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How do you do, Mr. Turnbow?
It's very nice to meet you.
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Cecil, please. And
that goes for everyone.
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I don't want you to think of
me as a government official.
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Think of me as a friend.
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Oh, I want you to meet my
counterpart from the Princess's country,
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Frederick la forge.
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We've heard so much about you.
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It's a pleasure to meet such
a charming American family.
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How do you do?
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Now, mind your manners.
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Remember, you're
representing america.
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I wonder if the white
house knows about this.
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May I present her highness,
Princess Genevieve.
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Your highness, this
is Shirley partridge.
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I'm very pleased to
meet you, Mrs. Partridge.
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We're delighted
to have you visit us.
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And this is Laurie.
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How do you do? Hello.
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Say, that's a great purse.
Where did you get it?
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Oh, downtown at
Murphy's on sale for $6.95.
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(Gasps) That's terrific.
I'll have to stop by there.
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Oh, this is Danny.
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Hello, Danny.
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Your majesty.
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Cecil: Chris and Tracy.
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Chris, Tracy.
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Cecil: And this is Keith.
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Now, you two just relax
and get to know each other.
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Hi. Hi.
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Well, how was your...
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Excuse me, the
reporters are waiting.
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Trip?
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I knew you two would hit it off.
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Hi, kids. You
better get dressed.
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The Princess will be here soon.
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Well, that's what we
came to talk to you about.
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What's the matter? Keith.
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Keith? He's a creepo.
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He's upstairs, picking out what
we're supposed to wear tonight.
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Yeah, he even wants
to rehearse dinner
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to see if our manners
are good enough.
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That's not a bad idea.
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He's also assigning
conversation topics.
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Mine's the treaty of versailles.
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Why did it fail?
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Very interesting topic.
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Mom, I get the feeling you're
not gonna do anything about this.
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That's right, and
neither are you.
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Look, this is Keith's date,
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and he wants to make
a good impression.
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And I want every one
of you to cooperate.
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Besides, there's nothing
wrong with dressing up,
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table manners, or
the treaty of versailles.
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Danny.
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Here, I marked the place.
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Just remember, the common
market, pros and cons.
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You got it?
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How's dinner coming? Fine.
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Good. Uh, could I see what
you're gonna wear tonight?
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No.
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But you just said cooperate.
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Parent's privilege.
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The average rainfall
in her country is?
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12.4 inches.
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What's the leading export?
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(Sighs) Ah, the
leading export...
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Keith, this is a dinner
date, not midterms.
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This is not just any date.
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She's a very intelligent girl.
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She's well-informed
and well-read and...
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Keith, will you relax?
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I am relaxed.
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(Doorbell rings)
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Leading export is... Textiles.
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I got to remember that.
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Why don't you write the
answers on your shirt cuff?
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Good...
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(Doorbell rings)
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Keith, answer the door.
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All right.
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What's the matter?
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How do you greet
royalty in your own home?
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You could start by
opening the door.
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(Clears throat)
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Who are you? Oh, I'm Valentine.
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I just wanted to assure you
folks everything's under control.
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You've got nothing
to worry about.
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We don't?
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No, we've got the place
surrounded by 15 men.
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Well, have fun.
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Thanks.
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It does kind of give
you a sense of security.
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It also makes me
glad we have curtains.
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(Doorbell rings)
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(Clears throat)
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Hi. Hi.
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Welcome to our
home, your highness.
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Thank you.
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I'm sorry I'm not
dressed, but I thought...
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Oh, no, no, you're
dressed right.
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We, uh... we just
got back from church.
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On Friday night?
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Shalom.
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Come in.
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Did you have a chance
to visit San Francisco?
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Oh, yes. I really enjoyed it.
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It's so different
from my country.
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(Clears throat)
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I understand your country's
main export is textiles.
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Yes, it is.
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Do you have to
travel a great deal?
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A lot, but usually
in an official way.
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What I'd really love to do is
travel by myself on my own.
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(Clears throat)
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Um...
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What do you think of
the common market?
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I don't know much
about it, really.
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Thank goodness.
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(Clears throat)
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Mother, would you please
pass me the potatoes?
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Pardon me.
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Tracy: Keith, Chris is using
the wrong fork. Chris: I am not.
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You're supposed to
be using the big one.
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I dropped my big one.
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Kids...
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With this many forks, you
can afford to drop a few.
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(Chuckles)
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Uh, he's a great little kidder.
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Could I say something, please?
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I was hoping you would.
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You know, it's not very
easy being a Princess.
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Some people don't think they can
be themselves when I'm around.
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And all I really wanted to do was have
dinner with a normal American family.
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But I'd like to be
honest with you
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because I think
you're very nice people.
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I feel like I'm at
a state dinner.
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Well, your highness... Please.
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Call me genny.
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My friends do.
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And relax.
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I promise not to have you
thrown into the dungeon.
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In that case, I'll use my spoon.
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You'll use your fork.
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Well, good night.
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Good night, honey.
Good night, genny.
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Good night, Mrs. Partridge.
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And thank you for
a wonderful evening.
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It's been our pleasure.
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(Sighs)
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I can't believe it.
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We're finally alone.
Just you and me.
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(Knocking on door)
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And 15 bodyguards.
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(Sighs)
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I, uh... I don't suppose I could have
just one more minute with her highness?
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Oh, sure. Take two.
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Thanks.
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(Sighs)
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Two minutes.
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Why can't I have a normal
date like a normal girl?
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Well, I guess you just have to
be born into the right social class.
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You were overborn.
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Keith, we could.
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Could what? Have a real date.
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Go to a movie or whatever
people do on real dates.
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Are you kidding? We'd have to
find a theater with 17 seats together.
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It would be easy.
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You'd only have
to do one little thing.
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What? Kidnap me.
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What's so funny?
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No offense, but
you look ridiculous.
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Kidnappers can't be choosers.
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That's okay. I have a
thing for men in uniform.
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Come on. Get in.
That's a terrific idea.
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Yeah. I saw it in
an old movie once.
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Wish I could
remember if it worked.
255
00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:33,200
Genny: How are we doing?
256
00:14:33,267 --> 00:14:35,367
Oh, just great.
257
00:14:35,433 --> 00:14:37,433
Valentine: Hey, bellhop!
258
00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:40,800
Bring us a couple of buckets
of ice up here in 436, will you?
259
00:14:40,867 --> 00:14:44,567
(Clears throat) Yes,
sir. I'll get it right away.
260
00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:47,403
Hey, buddy, come
here a minute, will you?
261
00:14:53,133 --> 00:14:56,233
Along with that ice, bring
us a six-pack of soda.
262
00:14:56,300 --> 00:14:57,330
Yes, sir.
263
00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:59,500
And half a dozen ham sandwiches.
264
00:14:59,567 --> 00:15:01,167
Yes, sir. On rye.
265
00:15:01,867 --> 00:15:03,397
Yes, of course.
266
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,130
Genny?
267
00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,600
Genny: What?
268
00:15:25,167 --> 00:15:28,127
Genny: Keith, is
anything wrong? Keith?
269
00:15:41,667 --> 00:15:43,207
Woman on speaker: And
as I request a postponement
270
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:46,273
so that I may review the case...
271
00:15:46,333 --> 00:15:47,473
(Turns off speaker)
272
00:15:47,533 --> 00:15:49,803
Keith, are you nervous?
273
00:15:49,867 --> 00:15:52,227
Nervous? What
makes you say that?
274
00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:53,580
Well, we've been
here 20 minutes,
275
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:56,370
and you still haven't
turned off the motor.
276
00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:58,373
Oh.
277
00:15:58,433 --> 00:16:00,173
(Turns off engine)
278
00:16:00,233 --> 00:16:02,773
Nobody followed us.
279
00:16:02,833 --> 00:16:06,773
They think I'm still
in my room, asleep.
280
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:10,973
(Sighs) You're right. There's
no reason to be worried.
281
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:22,830
You know, it seems that most of these
people have seen this movie before.
282
00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:24,030
What?
283
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,070
Oh.
284
00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:30,900
Yeah.
285
00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:34,303
Keith.
286
00:16:34,367 --> 00:16:35,697
Yeah?
287
00:16:35,767 --> 00:16:37,097
So have I.
288
00:16:51,867 --> 00:16:53,227
(Sighs)
289
00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:56,300
It's no use. I just
can't be myself.
290
00:16:56,367 --> 00:16:58,967
I thought we were past that.
291
00:16:59,033 --> 00:17:02,703
I just can't help it. I've never
taken royalty to a drive-in before.
292
00:17:02,767 --> 00:17:06,467
I mean, the closest I ever
came was dating Naomi ledbetter.
293
00:17:06,533 --> 00:17:09,003
Her father was a
32nd-degree Mason.
294
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:13,073
Well, why don't we
start from the beginning?
295
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:15,473
Just pretend I'm
Naomi ledbetter.
296
00:17:16,267 --> 00:17:18,227
What would you do first?
297
00:17:25,933 --> 00:17:27,703
(Clears throat)
298
00:17:27,767 --> 00:17:30,297
And I'd probably do this.
299
00:17:30,367 --> 00:17:31,797
Right?
300
00:17:31,867 --> 00:17:33,167
Right.
301
00:17:33,233 --> 00:17:34,603
Then what?
302
00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:37,870
Well, then I'd...
303
00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:41,873
But I can't.
304
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:45,170
Try. Concentrate.
305
00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:47,270
(Sighs)
306
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:49,703
Okay, I'll concentrate.
307
00:17:53,567 --> 00:17:55,367
Then I'd probably...
308
00:18:02,767 --> 00:18:05,997
See, the president didn't
declare war or anything.
309
00:18:09,567 --> 00:18:11,097
You're right.
310
00:18:11,167 --> 00:18:13,097
I mean, there's
nothing to worry about.
311
00:18:13,167 --> 00:18:14,527
(Chuckles)
312
00:18:18,433 --> 00:18:21,533
Thanks, partridge,
your highness.
313
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:24,270
Laurie: That's too bad,
Keith. He caught your bad side.
314
00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:26,233
I didn't know he had a good one.
315
00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:29,570
Today in the San pueblo daily,
tomorrow the police gazette.
316
00:18:29,633 --> 00:18:31,573
You've got a great
future in scandal.
317
00:18:31,633 --> 00:18:33,503
All right, that's enough.
318
00:18:33,567 --> 00:18:35,697
Keith, it isn't the
end of the world.
319
00:18:35,767 --> 00:18:37,497
I'll admit, sneaking
her out of the hotel
320
00:18:37,567 --> 00:18:39,627
wasn't the best
idea you've ever had.
321
00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:41,170
But no one was hurt by it.
322
00:18:41,233 --> 00:18:43,433
Mom's right, Keith.
Stop worrying.
323
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:46,230
(Sighs) I'm not worried
about myself, it's genny.
324
00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:47,730
Nothing is going
to happen to genny.
325
00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:49,630
(Phone ringing)
326
00:18:49,700 --> 00:18:52,870
It may seem terrible
now, but it's no big thing.
327
00:18:52,933 --> 00:18:54,103
Hello?
328
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:56,827
Yes, Mr. Secretary.
329
00:18:58,467 --> 00:19:00,167
No, Mr. Secretary.
330
00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:04,200
Goodbye, Mr. Secretary.
331
00:19:06,533 --> 00:19:08,203
It's a big thing.
332
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,630
I don't believe it. I had
everything planned.
333
00:19:13,700 --> 00:19:15,270
Gentlemen, let's
all try to be calm.
334
00:19:15,333 --> 00:19:17,633
And a drive-in movie
was not on the itinerary.
335
00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:19,530
Well, I'm sure my
client meant no harm.
336
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,630
Cecil, I... Mr. Turnbow.
337
00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:23,670
Mr. Turnbow.
338
00:19:23,733 --> 00:19:25,303
Cecil: This is
trouble, big trouble.
339
00:19:25,367 --> 00:19:26,897
Foreign policy has
to be considered.
340
00:19:26,967 --> 00:19:28,407
There are trade
agreements in the balance,
341
00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:29,633
and the last thing we needed
342
00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:31,900
was for him to cause
an international incident.
343
00:19:31,967 --> 00:19:32,997
Just a moment!
344
00:19:33,067 --> 00:19:35,067
Shirley. Please.
345
00:19:37,333 --> 00:19:40,433
Yes, your excellency.
I quite agree.
346
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:42,570
That was our ambassador.
347
00:19:42,633 --> 00:19:45,233
We have decided our
official position on the matter.
348
00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:47,230
Which is? It's your fault.
349
00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:48,930
Cecil: My fault?
350
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,730
La forge: You allowed him to
scurry our Princess away in the night.
351
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:54,970
Now, hold on. This was not a
government-approved kidnapping.
352
00:19:55,033 --> 00:19:56,873
Your security men
were guarding her.
353
00:19:56,933 --> 00:19:58,603
I think it's quite obvious
354
00:19:58,667 --> 00:20:00,807
that your Princess lured
our rock singer into this mess.
355
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:03,043
I don't agree at all. You
promised me the utmost security...
356
00:20:03,067 --> 00:20:04,507
Well, don't talk
about security to me.
357
00:20:04,533 --> 00:20:06,673
(Both diplomats arguing)
358
00:20:06,733 --> 00:20:08,273
That's enough!
359
00:20:10,367 --> 00:20:15,167
You two act as though you've
uncovered an international conspiracy.
360
00:20:15,233 --> 00:20:17,633
A boy and a girl decided
they liked each other.
361
00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:19,470
They wanted to go out on a date.
362
00:20:19,533 --> 00:20:21,273
They wanted to be
alone for an evening
363
00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:23,203
to get to know each other.
364
00:20:23,267 --> 00:20:27,097
Everyone kept telling them
to relax and enjoy themselves.
365
00:20:27,167 --> 00:20:28,727
And when they finally tried it,
366
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,160
suddenly they
weren't kids anymore,
367
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:32,370
they were government property.
368
00:20:32,433 --> 00:20:35,473
Seems to me if they were allowed
to be people instead of countries,
369
00:20:35,533 --> 00:20:37,733
everything would
turn out all right.
370
00:20:42,900 --> 00:20:44,900
(Sighs)
371
00:20:44,967 --> 00:20:47,397
That's it. That's
all I have to say.
372
00:20:49,233 --> 00:20:51,103
Thank you, Mrs. Partridge.
373
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:54,967
If my mother were here, she would
have said exactly the same thing.
374
00:20:55,033 --> 00:20:57,273
(Together we're better playing)
375
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:06,230
♪ last night, you
know, I couldn't sleep
376
00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:07,670
♪ wouldn't sleep
377
00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:10,433
♪ tossin' and turnin' about
378
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:14,570
♪ thinkin' about
the way it's been
379
00:21:14,633 --> 00:21:18,873
♪ hey, it's been
so hard to figure out
380
00:21:18,933 --> 00:21:22,473
♪ we go on sneakin' around
381
00:21:22,533 --> 00:21:27,073
♪ smoky places all over town
382
00:21:27,133 --> 00:21:30,903
♪ you go home and it's all over
383
00:21:30,967 --> 00:21:35,127
♪ baby, you know,
it's gettin' me down
384
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:39,330
♪ 'cause we're one
step short of our heaven
385
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:43,700
♪ and we won't stop short
till we get there together
386
00:21:43,767 --> 00:21:47,497
♪ together, baby, we're better
387
00:21:47,567 --> 00:21:52,397
♪ on our own, we're fine,
but united, we're dynamite
388
00:21:52,467 --> 00:21:55,767
♪ one step short of our heaven
389
00:21:55,833 --> 00:22:00,073
♪ and we won't stop short
till we get there together
390
00:22:00,133 --> 00:22:03,403
♪ together, baby, we're better
391
00:22:03,467 --> 00:22:05,467
♪ we're better together
392
00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:07,803
♪ together we're better
393
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,970
All: ♪ ba-ba ba-ba-da
ba-ba-da ba-da
394
00:22:20,033 --> 00:22:21,103
♪ ba-da ba-da
395
00:22:21,167 --> 00:22:24,427
♪ ba-ba ba-ba-da ba ba
396
00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:28,230
♪ you and me sneakin' around
397
00:22:28,300 --> 00:22:32,530
♪ meetin' in
shadows, hidin' away
398
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:36,230
♪ till we're free
to stay together
399
00:22:36,300 --> 00:22:40,600
♪ all of the time,
baby, all the way
400
00:22:40,667 --> 00:22:44,667
♪ 'cause we're one
step short of our heaven
401
00:22:44,733 --> 00:22:48,933
♪ and we won't stop short
till we get there together
402
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:52,230
♪ together, baby, we're better
403
00:22:52,300 --> 00:22:54,230
♪ we're better together
404
00:22:54,300 --> 00:22:56,230
♪ together we're better
405
00:22:57,367 --> 00:23:00,697
♪ one step short of our heaven
406
00:23:00,767 --> 00:23:04,997
♪ and we won't stop short
till we get there together
407
00:23:05,067 --> 00:23:08,567
♪ together, baby, we're better
408
00:23:08,633 --> 00:23:10,433
♪ we're better together
409
00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:12,570
♪ together we're better
410
00:23:42,133 --> 00:23:44,133
Goodbye, Mrs. Partridge.
411
00:23:45,700 --> 00:23:47,330
I hope we see you again soon.
412
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:49,970
I hope so. I'll miss
you all so much.
413
00:23:52,167 --> 00:23:54,297
Goodbye, Laurie. Goodbye, genny.
414
00:23:54,367 --> 00:23:56,797
Oh, I got the
last one for $5.95.
415
00:23:56,867 --> 00:23:58,397
(Both laughing)
416
00:24:00,933 --> 00:24:02,703
Goodbye, Chris and Tracy.
417
00:24:02,767 --> 00:24:05,597
Don't forget you promised to
send us a picture of your castle.
418
00:24:05,667 --> 00:24:06,797
I won't forget.
419
00:24:06,867 --> 00:24:08,267
Here's ours.
420
00:24:12,467 --> 00:24:15,527
Bye, Danny. I'm sorry I couldn't
help you with what you wanted.
421
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:17,030
It's all right.
422
00:24:17,100 --> 00:24:20,870
I should have known you had to
be over 18 to be a knight, anyway.
423
00:24:21,467 --> 00:24:23,027
Goodbye, Keith.
424
00:24:25,100 --> 00:24:27,000
Hang on to your bellboy costume.
425
00:24:27,067 --> 00:24:30,997
You never know when you might run
into a Princess who wants to be kidnapped.
426
00:24:32,900 --> 00:24:34,270
Bye.
427
00:24:34,333 --> 00:24:36,233
♪ Stay together
428
00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:40,570
♪ all of the time,
baby, all the way
429
00:24:40,633 --> 00:24:44,633
♪ 'cause we're one
step short of our heaven
430
00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:48,930
♪ and we won't stop short
till we get there together
431
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:52,200
♪ together, baby, we're better
432
00:24:52,267 --> 00:24:54,167
♪ we're better together
433
00:24:54,233 --> 00:24:56,503
♪ together we're better
434
00:24:57,400 --> 00:25:00,670
♪ one step short of our heaven
435
00:25:00,733 --> 00:25:04,973
♪ and we won't stop short
till we get there together
436
00:25:05,033 --> 00:25:08,273
♪ together, baby, we're better
437
00:25:08,333 --> 00:25:10,403
♪ we're better together
438
00:25:10,467 --> 00:25:12,567
♪ together we're better
439
00:25:12,617 --> 00:25:17,167
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