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[The partridge family's
"come on get happy" playing]
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♪ Hello, world, hear the
song that we're singing ♪
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♪ come on, get happy ♪
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♪ a whole lot of lovin' is
what we'll be bringing ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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♪ we had a dream we'd
go traveling together ♪
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♪ we'd spread a little love ♪
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♪ and then we'll
keep movin' on ♪
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♪ something always happens
whenever we're together ♪
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♪ we get a happy feeling
when we're singing a song ♪
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♪ traveling along there's
a song that we're singing ♪
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♪ come on, get happy ♪
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♪ a whole lot of lovin' is
what we'll be bringing ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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Chris: Why do we
have to tell mom now?
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It's just basic
parent psychology.
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She hates to argue
at the dinner table.
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I don't know. Mom's gonna
get mad when she finds out.
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Let's tell her tomorrow.
We tell her now.
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How come you get
to decide everything?
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Because I'm the president
and the major stockholder.
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Oh, I thought it was
because you can beat us up.
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Tracy and I put in all
our money too, you know.
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Yeah, but 67 cents doesn't
give you much say-so.
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[♪♪♪]
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Careful, this stuff is hot.
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What are you kids
looking at me like that for?
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I knew women's
lib was protesting
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to get out of the kitchen,
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but I never thought
you'd be the weak link.
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Laurie's out on a date and
mom asked me to help out.
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Oh, sure.
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If a guy comes with a
glass slipper, it's for Keith.
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[Both laugh]
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It's a good thing Ralph
nader doesn't know about you.
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Otherwise he'd have your
brain recalled for being defective.
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Sit down and have your dinner.
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I don't want any
arguing at the table.
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Oh, that reminds me,
mom. There's something
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we want to talk to
you about. What is it?
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Um, well, I've been thinking.
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We may be doing pretty good
right now, but show business
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is a very precarious
way to make a living.
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I mean, when was the last
time the Beatles put out a record?
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Danny, the Beatles broke up.
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They don't exist anymore. See?
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Don't tell me you're
not leaving the group.
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Of course not. I told
you not to tell me.
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What are you talking about?
Something to fall back on.
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Just in case. Chris: Yeah.
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Danny and Tracy and me
started our own business.
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Terrific. What the world needs
is another lemonade stand.
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Just what kind of business
did you have in mind?
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Okay?
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[♪♪♪]
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Behold.
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The beginnings of an empire.
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Rats!
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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Get those rats out of
this house immediately.
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What's your business,
stocking tenements?
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They're not rats. They're
golden hamburgers.
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That's hamsters.
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Hamsters?
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[♪♪♪]
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[Chuckles]
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Shirley: They are kind of cute.
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It doesn't look like
much of an empire to me.
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We'll raise them and sell
them. We'll make millions.
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If that's your plan, you'll
have to get a bigger bag.
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Don't worry. We've got cages.
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We just haven't set them up yet.
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We didn't know whether
you'd let us keep them.
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I don't know whether
I will. Chris: Please?
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We'll do all the work.
Yeah, and I'll feed them.
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Well, if you really
did take care of them,
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it might be a good
experience for them.
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Are you kids sure
you can handle this?
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Sure we are. All
right. We'll give it a try.
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Did you hear that,
Dean? You can stay.
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Dean? danny: Yeah.
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Dean Martin. Look at his eyes.
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They're pink.Exactly.
Dean Martin.
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[♪♪♪]
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Danny, remember, this
is just on a trial basis.
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Sure, we'll take such
good care of them,
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you'll never know there's
a hamster in the house.
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Chris: Hey, Sonya's loose.
Help me catch her, everybody.
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Sonya? danny: Come here, Sonya.
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Already I know there's
a hamster in the house.
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This exercise wheel
works okay, but it squeaks.
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I'll take care of that later.
Let's see if the cage is ready.
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Feeding tray.Check.
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Watering cup.Check.
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Sleeping quarters.Check.
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The cage is all set.
Where's the bathroom?
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Are you kidding? Hamsters
don't go to the bathroom.
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Did you look in the bag?
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Hey, did you know
that theoretically
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one pair of hamsters in one year
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can produce 100,000
offspring in just one year?
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Do you know what
that means? Yeah.
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We're gonna have
to get another cage.
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No. That means if we sell these
hamsters for a dollar a piece...
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We'd make $100,000
in our first year.
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That's not bad for
a $3 investment.
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Wow. They're worth more
than I thought they were.
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Yeah. So I don't want
anything to happen to them.
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Where are they? I didn't
want them to get loose
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while we set up the cage,
so I put them in the bathtub.
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You sure they're still
there?[Screaming]
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Positive.
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[♪♪♪]
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[Ticking]
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Mom, mom, wake up.
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What's the matter?
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Something's wrong with
Dean Martin. He's sick.
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[Sighs]
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It's probably just a hangover.
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No, the hamster.
He's in terrible pain.
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I'm afraid he's gonna die.
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He must have eaten something.
What have you been feeding him?
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The same stuff we've
been feeding him.
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Please come, mom.Okay.
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What's going on?
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Something's wrong with
Dean Martin. He's sick.
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It's probably just a hangover.
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The hamster.
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Nobody got this upset
when I got appendicitis.
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Well, you're not a hamster.Hmm.
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How is he? Getting worse.
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Do something, mom.
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Look how swollen he
is. He just lays there.
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[♪♪♪]
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Can you help him, mom?
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He's going to be all right.
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Dean Martin is having
babies. Keith: No kidding?
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Hey, well, I've never
been a midwife before.
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Tracy: It'll never work.
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The stork can't get
through that little tiny door.
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Quick. Boil lots of hot water.
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And tear up some
clean sheets. What for?
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I don't know. They never
showed that part on TV.
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We should call Marcus welby.
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Those baby hamsters will be born
without the help of Marcus welby
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or my clean sheets.
Are you sure?
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They've been doing
nicely for millions of years.
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There are three baby hamsters
underneath Dean Martin.
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[♪♪♪]
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There are two
more in the corner.
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I wonder how many in a litter?
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According to the book,
there's usually six.
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Then where's the other one?
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Well, look.
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[♪♪♪]
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How did Dean do that?
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If I hadn't seen it, I
would never believe it.
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[♪♪♪]
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Isn't it wonderful?
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Wow. That's a miracle.
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I've tripled my investment
in less than a week.
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[♪♪♪]
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We're almost through.
Just one more load...
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Shirley, I can't carry anymore.
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Load them up, ship them
out. You are a slave driver.
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My back is killing me. No more.
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So far, you've only carried
out your own two suitcases.
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Yeah, but those bags are
heavy. Loaded with carsick pills.
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I got queasy just
putting them on the bus.
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[Grunts]
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Mom, bad news.
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I can't find anyone to
babysit the hamsters.
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I thought punky lazaar's
sister was supposed to do it?
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She was. But I don't think
she's ever seen a hamster before.
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She thought they were rats and
ran out of the house screaming.
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She recognizes a rodent
when she sees one.
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You're just gonna have
to find someone else.
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I've been trying. I
can't get anyone.
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If we leave them
here alone, they'll die.
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It's time for us to leave.
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We'll have to take them
with us. We have no choice.
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But you'll have to
take care of them.
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I will. I promise.
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Yay! We can bring them.
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Shirley...
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Reuben, I have no choice.
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Besides, the kids
will take care of them.
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They've been hidden in
the cellar for two months,
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and I've never even seen them.
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[♪♪♪]
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I think you better
give us a hand.
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There are at least
forty more cages inside.
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Forty? yep.
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And I've increased my
investment over 4000 percent.
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Isn't it great?
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[♪♪♪]
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Okay, let's try it
again. One, two.
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One, two, three.
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[Playing "twenty-four
hours a day"]
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♪ Twenty-four hours away ♪
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♪ girl ♪
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♪ without you I am spending ♪
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♪ all that I knew was... ♪
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Uh, cut. Hold it, hold it.
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I'm still getting that squeal.
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Again? That's three
takes it's ruined.
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I've checked all my equipment,
so it must be out there.
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What does it sound like?
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It sounds like this album's
gonna be released as a single.
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Maybe it's the amps
feeding back. I'll go check it.
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Yeah, you might be right.
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[Squeaking]
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I can hear it.
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But it's not the amps.
It sounds more like...
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It sounds like what I've
heard in the back of the bus.
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All right, Danny, where is it?
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I couldn't help it, mom.
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I think lord Byron is
gonna have babies.
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I couldn't leave him
alone in his hour of need.
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Where is it?
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[♪♪♪]
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You said you were
gonna grease the treadmill.
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With a miracle happening
every three seconds,
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when have I had a chance?
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[Playing "twenty-four
hours a day"]
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♪ Twenty-four hours away ♪
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♪ girl ♪
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♪ without you I am spending ♪
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♪ all that I knew was
me loving you, girl ♪
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♪ twenty-four hours a day yeah ♪
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♪ twenty-four hours a day ♪
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♪ And I know I love you ♪
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♪ and you love me too ♪
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♪ but the temptation
for more than me ♪
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♪ for moving on was there ♪
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♪ you were like the sunshine ♪
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♪ and sunshine comes and goes ♪
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♪ how was I to know
that I would stay ♪
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♪ and you'd be the one to go? ♪
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♪ My lover and my friend ♪
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♪ my beginning and my end, no ♪
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♪ I had a dream ♪
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♪ what came in between us ♪
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♪ doo doo doo doo doo ♪
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♪ doo doo doo doo doo ♪
251
00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:52,528
♪ doo doo doo doo doo ♪
252
00:13:52,527 --> 00:13:55,357
♪ twenty-four hours a day ♪
253
00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:57,096
♪ girl ♪
254
00:13:57,097 --> 00:14:00,617
♪ that's not the
way I planned it ♪
255
00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:04,452
♪ it would be you and
it would be me, girl ♪
256
00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:08,322
♪ twenty-four hours a day yeah ♪
257
00:14:08,325 --> 00:14:11,845
♪ twenty-four hours a day ♪
258
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:16,551
♪ twenty-four hours a day girl ♪
259
00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:20,551
♪ all that I knew was
me loving you, now ♪
260
00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:24,465
♪ twenty-four hours a day yeah ♪
261
00:14:24,472 --> 00:14:27,872
♪ twenty-four hours
a day hey, girl ♪
262
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:32,257
♪ just twenty-four hours a day ♪
263
00:14:32,262 --> 00:14:35,922
♪ twenty-four hours a day, now ♪
264
00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:40,098
♪ twenty-four hours away ♪
265
00:14:40,096 --> 00:14:43,876
♪ twenty-four hours
a day now, girl ♪
266
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:48,323
♪ twenty-four hours a day yeah ♪
267
00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:50,192
[Hamster wheel squeaking]
268
00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:53,457
Keith, we're on in 10 minutes.
269
00:14:53,457 --> 00:14:55,497
Do you have to take
up the whole mirror?
270
00:14:55,503 --> 00:14:57,033
There'd be plenty of room,
271
00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:59,716
but your hamsters
are taking your share.
272
00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:01,554
I better wait behind
someone else.
273
00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:05,162
I forgot it takes you longer
to cover up your bald spot.
274
00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:09,165
Bald spot? What bald
spot? You didn't know?
275
00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:11,169
Oh, well, it's really nothing.
276
00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:14,351
That's what a bald
spot is, nothing.
277
00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:16,038
I don't have a bald spot, do I?
278
00:15:16,045 --> 00:15:17,995
Didn't show up on
my school pictures.
279
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:20,184
If they took school
pictures from the rear,
280
00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:21,480
you'd see your bald spot.
281
00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:24,135
[Woman screams]
282
00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:26,660
Chris: What's
that? I don't know.
283
00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:27,884
[Women screaming]
284
00:15:27,883 --> 00:15:29,753
[♪♪♪]
285
00:15:34,716 --> 00:15:36,106
Well, is it a fire?
286
00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:40,032
No, it's not a fire.
287
00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:48,339
[Hamster wheels squeaking]
288
00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:50,508
I don't care if you
have 10 reservations.
289
00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:53,264
You're not getting into
this hotel with those rats.
290
00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:55,646
I'll take full responsibility.
291
00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:58,220
Besides, they're not
rats, they're hamsters.
292
00:15:58,218 --> 00:16:01,258
Oh, my mistake. Hamsters, eh?
293
00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:04,484
Ha, ha, ha. Well, that
makes quite a difference.
294
00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:08,705
You're not getting into this
hotel with those hamsters.
295
00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:12,796
I guess we'll just have to
leave the hamsters in the bus.
296
00:16:12,797 --> 00:16:15,887
Too bad. Hamsters
need to be kept warm.
297
00:16:15,887 --> 00:16:18,107
They'll never survive
out there in the cold.
298
00:16:18,107 --> 00:16:19,797
It's either them or us.
299
00:16:19,804 --> 00:16:24,034
No rodents in the hotel.
300
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:25,326
[♪♪♪]
301
00:16:25,332 --> 00:16:27,202
When we get rich
from the hamsters,
302
00:16:27,203 --> 00:16:29,993
we'll have to buy this place
and get rid of you-know-who.
303
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,119
Yeah, the creepo.
304
00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:36,210
We'll just have to
leave them in the bus.
305
00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:38,612
But, mom... we'll
keep them warm.
306
00:16:38,606 --> 00:16:40,906
Driving hamsters
around with the heat on
307
00:16:40,912 --> 00:16:43,042
gets more and more
ridiculous every time.
308
00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:45,525
I'm sorry. But they
had to be kept warm.
309
00:16:45,526 --> 00:16:48,616
This was all I could
think of.Wonderful.
310
00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:52,176
We're staying up so some
rodents won't catch cold.
311
00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:54,485
In the meantime, I've
sweated off 10 pounds
312
00:16:54,491 --> 00:16:56,671
and I don't even get a rubdown.
313
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:59,447
It won't happen again.
Danny's gonna get rid of them.
314
00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:02,193
How come the three of us
are doing all the dirty work
315
00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:03,885
and Danny's gonna
make the money?
316
00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:06,422
Because he is management.
317
00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:09,326
He knew we knew we
were gonna be up all night
318
00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:11,422
and he did volunteer
to come with us.
319
00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:16,301
Sure. No sacrifice is too
great for Danny partridge.
320
00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:18,166
[♪♪♪]
321
00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:26,002
You have too many hamsters
to take care of properly.
322
00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:27,961
It isn't fair to them or us.
323
00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:30,739
But, mom, the hamster market
is bound to open up soon.
324
00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:32,825
Two, three years at the most.
325
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:34,364
You have to get rid of them.
326
00:17:34,357 --> 00:17:36,877
I've tried everywhere.
Nobody wants them.
327
00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:39,061
I can't believe how
dumb some people are.
328
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:43,538
Well, if you can't do it, then
I guess I'm gonna have to.
329
00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:47,070
I've tried everywhere
I know. Honest.
330
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:50,286
What about the pet shop
that sold them to you?
331
00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:52,326
Everywhere but there.
332
00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:56,252
You sold the hamsters to
Danny for a $1.50 a piece.
333
00:17:56,249 --> 00:17:59,509
I'm willing to sell them
back to you for 75 cents,
334
00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:02,563
lock, stock and treadmill.
I'm sorry. I'd like to help.
335
00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:04,909
But I'm not in the business
of buying back pets.
336
00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:06,869
You drive a hard
bargain. Fifty cents.
337
00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:09,218
I'm afraid not.
Twenty-five cents?
338
00:18:09,218 --> 00:18:11,348
I just don't need any hamsters.
339
00:18:11,351 --> 00:18:12,871
But how can you say that?
340
00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:14,964
You only have these
two little hamsters.
341
00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:16,403
[♪♪♪]
342
00:18:16,399 --> 00:18:18,529
Patterson: Two in a
long line of hamsters.
343
00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:20,972
[♪♪♪]
344
00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:22,969
All right.
345
00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:25,151
Free. But that's
my bottom offer.
346
00:18:31,675 --> 00:18:34,625
Danny. oh, hi, mom.
347
00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:37,065
They're all fed and ready
to go to the pet shop.
348
00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:38,902
They're not going
to the pet shop.
349
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:40,770
Great, I knew you'd
change your mind.
350
00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:43,731
You won't be sorry. I
didn't change my mind.
351
00:18:43,731 --> 00:18:46,691
Mr. Patterson doesn't want
them. Nobody wants them.
352
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:48,430
Great. We're still
the only people
353
00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:50,131
that know how valuable they are.
354
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,699
Danny, you don't
seem to understand.
355
00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:56,786
I realize that you are
attached to the hamsters,
356
00:18:56,787 --> 00:19:00,527
but they have to go.
Pets need affection.
357
00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:02,970
And you can't divide
your love a hundred ways.
358
00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:05,447
[♪♪♪]
359
00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:13,147
Mom, I'm afraid I'm
too emotionally involved.
360
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,682
You'll have to do it.
361
00:19:25,076 --> 00:19:26,896
[Sighs]
362
00:19:26,904 --> 00:19:29,734
I can't do it either.Great.
I knew you couldn't.
363
00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:31,823
So did I.
364
00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:34,777
But we have to do something.
365
00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:37,002
["I woke up in love
this morning" playing]
366
00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:44,966
♪ Last night I
turned out the lights ♪
367
00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:47,656
♪ lay down and
thought about you ♪
368
00:19:47,664 --> 00:19:51,014
♪ I thought about the
way that it could be ♪
369
00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:54,235
♪ two o'clock, wondering
what I'm doing here ♪
370
00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:56,276
♪ alone without you ♪
371
00:19:56,282 --> 00:20:00,072
♪ so I close my eyes and
dream you're here to me ♪
372
00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:03,898
♪ and I woke up in
love this morning ♪
373
00:20:03,898 --> 00:20:07,338
♪ I woke up in
love this morning ♪
374
00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:09,816
♪ went to sleep with you ♪
375
00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:11,947
♪ on my mind ♪
376
00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:17,779
♪ yes, I woke up in
love this morning ♪
377
00:20:17,781 --> 00:20:21,311
♪ I woke up in
love this morning ♪
378
00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:23,737
♪ went to sleep with you ♪
379
00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:25,834
♪ on my mind ♪
380
00:20:27,835 --> 00:20:30,705
♪ hello, girl yes,
it's five o'clock ♪
381
00:20:30,707 --> 00:20:33,447
♪ I know but you just listen ♪
382
00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:36,669
♪ there's something that
I've got to let you know ♪
383
00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:38,760
♪ this is you ♪
384
00:20:38,759 --> 00:20:42,239
♪ this pillow that I'm
hugging and I'm kissing ♪
385
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:45,901
♪ and one more thing
before I let you go ♪
386
00:20:45,896 --> 00:20:49,506
♪ and I woke up in
love this morning ♪
387
00:20:49,509 --> 00:20:52,989
♪ I woke up in
love this morning ♪
388
00:20:52,990 --> 00:20:55,380
♪ went to sleep with you ♪
389
00:20:55,384 --> 00:20:57,434
♪ on my mind ♪
390
00:20:59,649 --> 00:21:03,439
♪ and I woke up in
love this morning ♪
391
00:21:03,436 --> 00:21:06,916
♪ I woke up in
love this morning ♪
392
00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:09,307
♪ went to sleep with you ♪
393
00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:11,531
♪ on my mind ♪
394
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:16,450
♪ do dreams come true ♪
395
00:21:16,449 --> 00:21:21,239
♪ well, if they
do I'll have you ♪
396
00:21:21,236 --> 00:21:23,406
♪ not just for a night ♪
397
00:21:23,412 --> 00:21:29,202
♪ but for my
whole life through ♪
398
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:32,990
♪ and I woke up in
love this morning ♪
399
00:21:32,987 --> 00:21:36,417
♪ I woke up in
love this morning ♪
400
00:21:36,425 --> 00:21:38,905
♪ went to sleep with you ♪
401
00:21:38,906 --> 00:21:40,856
♪ on my mind ♪
402
00:21:43,214 --> 00:21:46,874
♪ now, I woke up in
love this morning ♪
403
00:21:46,870 --> 00:21:50,350
♪ I woke up in
love this morning ♪
404
00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:52,792
♪ went to sleep with you ♪
405
00:21:52,789 --> 00:21:54,749
♪ on my mind ♪
406
00:21:57,272 --> 00:22:00,012
♪ I woke up in
love this morning ♪
407
00:22:00,014 --> 00:22:01,584
Thank you.
408
00:22:01,581 --> 00:22:04,061
♪ I woke up in
love this morning ♪
409
00:22:04,061 --> 00:22:05,931
[Crowd chattering]
410
00:22:12,766 --> 00:22:14,636
Ah, no more midnight drives
411
00:22:14,637 --> 00:22:17,677
around the same old
block over and over.
412
00:22:17,684 --> 00:22:19,954
It's the best idea Danny's
ever come up with.
413
00:22:19,947 --> 00:22:22,467
Beginner's luck.
414
00:22:24,081 --> 00:22:26,911
Wow, two hamsters.
415
00:22:26,910 --> 00:22:29,740
Take my advice. Buy another cage
416
00:22:29,739 --> 00:22:32,349
and put them at the
opposite ends of the house.
417
00:22:33,830 --> 00:22:35,700
Pardon me.
418
00:22:37,181 --> 00:22:39,141
How are we doing? Well, fine.
419
00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:42,010
There's just one problem.
We're gonna run out of hamsters
420
00:22:42,012 --> 00:22:43,542
before we run out of records.
421
00:22:43,536 --> 00:22:46,096
Chris, Tracy, take
Peter, Paul and Garfunkel
422
00:22:46,103 --> 00:22:47,843
and put them in the back room.
423
00:22:47,844 --> 00:22:50,724
Give us a couple hours. We'll
have a bunch more for you.
424
00:22:52,109 --> 00:22:53,369
That so?
425
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:54,632
[Chuckles]
426
00:22:54,634 --> 00:22:56,514
[♪♪♪]
427
00:23:03,338 --> 00:23:05,248
[♪♪♪]
428
00:23:06,602 --> 00:23:08,472
I have to admit,
today was a first.
429
00:23:08,474 --> 00:23:10,084
[Doorbell rings]
430
00:23:10,084 --> 00:23:12,224
I've never autographed
a hamster before.
431
00:23:12,216 --> 00:23:14,516
Next time I'm gonna
have to breed earthworms.
432
00:23:14,523 --> 00:23:16,963
I'll never have to worry
about getting rid of them
433
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:18,090
as long as there's dirt.
434
00:23:21,051 --> 00:23:23,051
Reuben, come on in.
435
00:23:23,053 --> 00:23:25,713
Oh, I'll just stand here.
436
00:23:25,708 --> 00:23:27,668
I mean, I know it's late...
437
00:23:27,667 --> 00:23:31,497
And I have a friend
with me. Who is it?
438
00:23:31,497 --> 00:23:33,627
[♪♪♪]
439
00:23:33,629 --> 00:23:36,629
[Whispering] I don't want
the kids to know I have one.
440
00:23:36,632 --> 00:23:39,982
Hey, Mr. Kincaid has a hamster.
441
00:23:41,463 --> 00:23:43,203
[Normal voice] I
can't get a break.
442
00:23:43,204 --> 00:23:46,124
Okay, I don't wanna
hear any remarks.
443
00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:48,080
Why should we make any remarks?
444
00:23:48,078 --> 00:23:50,558
Just because you're
walking your hamster?
445
00:23:50,559 --> 00:23:52,209
It was a gift.
446
00:23:52,213 --> 00:23:54,213
A... a friend gave it to me.
447
00:23:54,215 --> 00:23:56,605
It looks like my
hamster, mister Kincaid.
448
00:23:56,609 --> 00:23:59,219
A friend gave it to you?
449
00:23:59,220 --> 00:24:02,620
Okay, I gave it to
me. I'm a friend.
450
00:24:04,268 --> 00:24:05,968
Look, don't push me, Laurie.
451
00:24:05,966 --> 00:24:08,876
I couldn't stand by and watch
you give away my namesake.
452
00:24:08,882 --> 00:24:10,622
Why'd you bring him here?
453
00:24:10,623 --> 00:24:12,803
Well, because you
know about hamsters.
454
00:24:12,799 --> 00:24:14,279
Oh.
455
00:24:14,278 --> 00:24:16,928
Yeah, he's acting kind of funny.
456
00:24:16,933 --> 00:24:20,073
The poor little guy just lays
in the bottom of his cage.
457
00:24:20,067 --> 00:24:22,417
I think he's in terrible pain.
458
00:24:22,417 --> 00:24:24,287
And he looks so swollen.
459
00:24:24,288 --> 00:24:25,718
[♪♪♪]
460
00:24:25,725 --> 00:24:28,855
Mr. Kincaid, you
better sit down.
461
00:24:28,858 --> 00:24:31,988
What for? Mr. Kincaid,
462
00:24:31,992 --> 00:24:34,912
have you ever thought about
putting out your own album?
463
00:24:34,908 --> 00:24:36,168
[Laughing]
464
00:24:36,170 --> 00:24:38,520
[♪♪♪]
465
00:24:41,001 --> 00:24:42,871
[♪♪♪]
466
00:24:42,921 --> 00:24:47,471
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