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[The partridge family's
"Come on get happy" Playing]
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♪ hello, world, hear the
song that we're singing ♪
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♪ come on, get happy
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♪ a whole lot of lovin' is
what we'll be bringing ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy
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♪ we had a dream we'd
go traveling together ♪
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♪ we'd spread a little love
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♪ and then we'll
keep movin' on ♪
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♪ something always happens
whenever we're together ♪
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♪ we get a happy feeling
when we're singing a song ♪
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♪ traveling along there's
a song that we're singing ♪
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♪ come on, get happy
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♪ a whole lot of lovin' is
what we'll be bringing ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy
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♪ we'll make you happy
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♪ we'll make you happy
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[♪♪♪]
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It's unbelievable, all
these people writing in
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to spend a week with
the partridge family.
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I'd rather enter a
contest to win mumps.
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Living with you
kids isn't my idea
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of getting away
from it all either.
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You're stuck with us, mom.
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I checked your
contract for loopholes.
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Reuben had a good idea
when he thought up this contest.
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We've gotta give him credit.
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Might as well,
he'll take it anyway.
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Shirley: Look, kids,
we better get to work.
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Rueben's gonna be
here with the winner.
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And I don't want her to
see the house like this.
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Speaking of looks, I
sure hope she's cute.
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If she is, I'm sure
you'll make this week
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an unforgettable
experience for her.
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I may even take her
to muldoon's point.
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I said "Unforgettable,
" Not "Unforgivable."
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Mr. Kincaid's here.
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Oh, no, my house.
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My hair.
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Tell you what, Laurie.
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I'll help mom
fluff the mailbags,
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you help Keith fluff his hair.
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Hi, gang.
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I'd like you to meet the winner
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of the bopper beat
magazine contest:
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Gloria neugast.
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[♪♪♪]
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She's gonna love
muldoon's point.
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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Believe me,
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it's like I've known every
one of you for years.
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And if there's one
thing I've got plenty of,
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it's years.
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Mrs. Neugast, I'm
Shirley partridge.
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Oh, hello.
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We're pleased you won
the contest, Mrs. Neugast.
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I'm Laurie. Who
else would you be?
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Laurie partridge,
first-born girl.
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Birthday, December
10th. Birth sign, sagittarius.
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Your favorite color's blue. Mm.
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I've lived with her all my life.
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I didn't know her
favorite color was blue.
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I wasn't even
sure she was a girl.
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Oh, Danny.
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Keith!
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Oh, darling, you look just
like your phonograph record.
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Even better.
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Mrs. Neugast, I hope
you'll excuse the house.
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We were just cleaning it when...
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Please, don't apologize, dear.
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I love a house
that looks lived-in.
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I'm late.
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It's that big
breakfast that did it.
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Bye, mom. Mrs. Neugast.
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When I lie awake
planning breakfast,
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I like it should be eaten.
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[Door slams]
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[Sighs]
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When those kids
leave for school,
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this house practically
shrieks with silence.
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Enjoy the noise while you can.
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What do you mean?
Before you know it,
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they'll be off on their own.
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Do you have children? Oh, yeah.
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Two girls and a boy.
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Oh, the girls are married
to absolute princes.
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But, on the other hand,
my daughter-in-law...
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Well, two out of
three ain't bad, huh?
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You spend much time with them?
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I'd spend more time with them
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if they'd tell me
where they lived.
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Oh, come on, now.
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All right, so I know
where they live.
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I'm still not wanted.
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You know, it's funny.
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If a mother deserts children,
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she's called a rotten mother.
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On the other hand, if the
kids desert the mother,
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well, everybody
says that's normal.
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Anyhow, who needs kids?
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I prefer contests.
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You don't mean that.
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I don't?
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Look at me. I just won a family.
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Laurie,
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that skirt you wanted
hemmed, I can do it now.
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Oh, thanks, mom,
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but Mrs. Neugast did
it for me this afternoon.
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She did? When did she have time?
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I think it was somewhere in
between shampooing the rug
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and mowing the lawn.
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She mowed the lawn?
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After she fixed Tracy's bicycle.
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All I can say is when I get
to be Mrs. Neugast's age,
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I hope I have her energy. I
certainly don't have it now.
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You know, Mrs.
Neugast is the best thing
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that's happened to this family.
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It's almost like we
won the contest.
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Mom, I'm going to
the park for a while.
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Finish your English
composition? Yep.
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It's titled, "Mothers get lonely
because children get forgetful."
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by any chance,
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did Mrs. Neugast help you
write your English composition?
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Yeah, how'd you know?
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Oh, a lonely mother's intuition.
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Mom, I hate to tell you this,
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but ever since Mrs.
Neugast showed up
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you've just been another
pretty face around here.
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[♪♪♪]
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[Chuckling]
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[♪♪♪]
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Oh, hello, Keith.
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Oh, hi.
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I was just reading.
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These magazines have
some great short stories.
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Oh, I'm sure.
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Keith, do you have a girlfriend?
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I mean, besides miss November.
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Uh...
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Well, Doris and I have
sort of a thing going, yeah.
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Where do you go on a date?
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The usual places.
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I take her to the
movies or the taco stand.
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Or sometimes muldoon's point.
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Oh. What happens
at muldoon's point?
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Well, that depends.
Depends on what?
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Oh, on how well things go at
the movies or the taco stand.
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Ever go up there by yourself?
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Muldoon's point? Yeah.
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If you went up
there by yourself,
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I'm afraid you'd draw a crowd.
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You know, according to
the rules of the contest,
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you're supposed to take
the winner on a typical date.
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Oh, Mrs. Neugast...
Don't be silly.
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Naturally, I wouldn't ask you
to take me to muldoon's point.
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So this is muldoon's point.
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Yeah.
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Sure are a lot of
people here tonight.
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You know,
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it's just like I knew
it was going to be.
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It reminds me of
strawberry Lane,
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when I was your age.
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Effrin and I were 17 then.
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Mrs. Neugast,
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I don't know what
strawberry Lane was,
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but muldoon's point...
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Well, things are different now.
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Oh? You kids invented
something new, huh?
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Keith?
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Keith, is that you? Doris.
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Who are you with?
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Uh, Doris, this is Mrs. Neugast.
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Mrs. Neugast,
Doris is my girlfriend,
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and I'm gonna be sick.
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Look who partridge is with.
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I read about your type, Keith.
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Hey, partridge, you always
bring a chaperon along?
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Keith is a good boy.
Now, all you kids play nice.
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What a bummer.
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It's nothing to be
ashamed of, Keith.
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A lot of guys date older
women. I know I do.
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Oh, it's not funny, Reuben.
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Just tell me one thing:
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Why did you take Mrs.
Neugast there in the first place?
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You forget the word "No"?
That's another strange thing.
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She was telling me
how she wasn't interested
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in seeing muldoon's point,
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and the next thing I know,
I'm driving her up there.
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Mrs. Neugast can
be very persuasive.
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Of all people, why did
Doris have to see me?
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That's a good question.
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You know, if she was up there,
she must have been with someone.
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Yeah, that's right.
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A guy was driving that car.
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What was Doris doing up there
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with another guy
at muldoon's point?
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Maybe Casanova magazine
was having a road test.
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There's one thing we
all need to understand.
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Like most of us, Mrs.
Neugast needs to be needed.
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She needs someone to love.
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Why don't we all chip
in and buy her a goldfish.
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[Door opens]
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Bernie, this is the family
I was telling you about.
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This is Laurie and
Shirley and Mr. Reuben.
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Kincaid.
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Shirley, this is
Bernie applebaum.
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I wanted you to meet
him. He's a doctor.
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But none of us are sick.
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It doesn't matter.
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He's a single, unmarried
bachelor doctor.
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[♪♪♪]
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[Chuckling]
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Let's see,
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I've told you about my first,
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second and third
year at med school.
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[Laughing]
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Well, my interning at county
hospital will have to wait
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for another evening.
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Doctor, it certainly
has been... evening.
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Well, you may yawn if you like.
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Oh, why would I want to yawn?
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Well, there's nothing
to be ashamed of.
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A yawn is merely
indicative of a lack of oxygen.
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Oh?
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Oh, a lot of people
yawn when I'm around.
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I must use up a lot of oxygen.
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Well, it's just that I didn't
sleep very well last night.
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Mrs. Partridge,
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a double bed can be
a very lonely place.
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Thank you.
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I'll always remember
that as a medical opinion.
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[♪♪♪]
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[Sighs]
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Kids: Psst. Psst.
Psst. Psst. Psst.
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[♪♪♪]
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Sounds like a convention
of flat tires in here.
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What are you doing up so
late? It's about Mrs. Neugast.
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I know she's just
trying to be nice,
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but she's nicing us
right up the walls.
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She helped me with my arithmetic
homework and it's all wrong.
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She straightened out my toy box
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and now my
squiggy-wiggy's missing.
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We never have privacy anymore.
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She sticks her head in my room
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at least once
every five minutes.
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Laurie: She treats
me like a baby.
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This afternoon I found
her sewing nametags
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in all my clothes.
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I know how you feel.
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Yesterday when I
went to the store,
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she pinned a list
inside my pocket.
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Well, what are we gonna do?
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Absolutely nothing.
254
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All: Oh, mom! Look,
255
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:04,755
if Mrs. Neugast has
taken over our lives,
256
00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:07,292
it's because we've
invited her to.
257
00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:10,127
Chris, you asked her to help
with your homework, didn't you?
258
00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:11,433
Well, yeah.
259
00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:12,874
And you, young lady,
260
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:15,040
if you straightened
out your own toy box,
261
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,908
your squeeky-weeky
wouldn't be missing.
262
00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:21,568
The point is, Mrs. Neugast
may be nice to a fault,
263
00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:23,138
but she means well.
264
00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:24,506
She'll be gone
in just a few days.
265
00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:26,154
But while she's here,
266
00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:28,059
no one is gonna say one
word to hurt her feelings.
267
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,351
Is that clear?
268
00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:31,892
Yeah, we have to
just grin and bear it.
269
00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:33,289
Right.
270
00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:34,960
What's everybody
doing up at midnight?
271
00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:36,418
We weren't very sleepy.
272
00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:38,886
But you have to get
your rest for tomorrow.
273
00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:40,486
It's the recording session.
274
00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:43,427
I know just the thing
to make you sleepy:
275
00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:44,903
Hot boiled milk.
276
00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:47,172
Hot milk?
277
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,040
We love hot milk.
278
00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:51,599
Keith loves it too.
Don't you, Keith?
279
00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:54,878
Uh, yeah. I just love hot milk.
280
00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:56,808
I bet the pot at the
end of the rainbow
281
00:12:56,844 --> 00:12:58,154
is filled with hot milk.
282
00:12:58,178 --> 00:13:00,608
I hope there's
enough for everybody.
283
00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:02,817
Mrs. Neugast? Hmm?
284
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,487
Keith loves hot milk so much,
285
00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:07,618
why don't you give him mine.
286
00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:11,864
Danny, you're such a nice boy.
287
00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:14,492
[♪♪♪]
288
00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:22,536
Okay, let's make it
a good one, gang.
289
00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:24,269
Well, they're
about ready to start.
290
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,044
Now, there must
be absolute quiet
291
00:13:26,073 --> 00:13:27,653
during the recording
session, Mrs. Neugast.
292
00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:31,014
I'll be quiet as a mouse. Okay.
293
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:35,324
"echo valley, 26809." Take one.
294
00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:47,536
[Keith singing "Echo valley"]
295
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:48,560
♪ we grew up together...
296
00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:49,895
Just a minute!
297
00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,460
Oh, I hope I'm not too late.
298
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:56,138
What's the matter?
Keith's hair is out of place.
299
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:59,969
That's much better. Who's
gonna know the difference?
300
00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:03,307
I will. I wouldn't be able to
listen to your record album
301
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:06,313
if I thought your
hair was messed up.
302
00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:13,349
"echo valley, 26809." Take two.
303
00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:25,434
Oh, hold it. Hold everything.
304
00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:27,095
♪ We grew up...
305
00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:29,404
Why is the microphone
in front of Shirley's face?
306
00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:33,668
Mrs. Neugast, it doesn't matter.
307
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,436
This is only a recording.
308
00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:38,345
Nobody's going to see
her face on a record.
309
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:42,018
Well, how should I know?
I'm not in the business.
310
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:49,161
Engineer: "echo valley,
26809." Take three.
311
00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,526
[Rustling]
312
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:02,254
[Keith singing "Echo valley"]
313
00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:04,099
♪ we grew up together...
314
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:06,467
[Whispering] Have some
raisins. They're instant energy.
315
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:10,136
♪ Ferris wheels and
sunshine laughter ♪
316
00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:18,177
♪ a rainbow love that
lasted after the rain ♪
317
00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:23,356
♪ and now we're separated
318
00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:27,660
♪ and I've become
a lonely runner ♪
319
00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:32,374
♪ and when I rest I
hurt and I wonder ♪
320
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:36,269
♪ if I'll ever see you again ♪
321
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:39,113
cut.
322
00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:42,039
Uh, why don't you
bring the nice raisin lady
323
00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:44,075
into the nice control room,
324
00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:47,681
and we'll make the nice record
before this nice year is over.
325
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,264
[Singing "Echo valley"]
326
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:05,565
♪ we grew up together
327
00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:10,198
♪ with Ferris wheels
and sunshine laughter ♪
328
00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:15,677
♪ a rainbow love that
lasted after the rain ♪
329
00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:23,476
♪ and now we're separated
330
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:27,816
♪ and I've become
a lonely runner ♪
331
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:32,534
♪ and when I rest I
hurt and I wonder ♪
332
00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:36,699
♪ if I'll ever see you again ♪
333
00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:41,429
♪ echo valley 2-6809 ♪
334
00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:45,138
♪ I can see it
clearly in my mind ♪
335
00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:47,542
♪ but I'm scared to call
336
00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:52,184
♪ 'cause it's been
such a long, long time ♪
337
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:54,412
♪ da, da, da, da
338
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:58,787
♪ never been much for writin'
339
00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:03,358
♪ 'cause what do you say
to a dream that's dyin'? ♪
340
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:07,430
♪ A fragile lifeline
that's untyin' ♪
341
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:10,460
♪ oh, no, oh, no
342
00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:13,602
♪ I can't face the sunrise
343
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:16,703
[inaudible dialogue]
344
00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:21,106
♪ lightin' up a
road to nowhere ♪
345
00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:25,551
♪ where you are I
have to go there ♪
346
00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:29,578
♪ are you waitin'?
I've got to know ♪
347
00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:33,586
♪ echo valley 2-6809 ♪
348
00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:38,160
♪ I gotta call that
number one more time ♪
349
00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:41,791
♪ 'cause I've just got to know
350
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:44,858
♪ if you're still mine
351
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,227
♪ da, da, da, da
352
00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:49,838
♪ oo, oo
353
00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:51,469
Keith: Hello, operator?
354
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:56,344
Get me echo valley 2-6809.
355
00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:58,216
["echo valley" Session
playing over speakers]
356
00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:00,505
Operator: You have reached
a disconnected number.
357
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:09,362
♪ Echo valley 2-6809 ♪
358
00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:13,759
♪ I shoulda called that number ♪
359
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:17,503
♪ echo valley 2-6809 ♪
360
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:18,770
[music fades]
361
00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:21,168
Well, what do you think?
362
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:24,201
I think it's just fine.
We'll press that one.
363
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:26,807
Shirley, darling,
come here, dear.
364
00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:33,411
I think you should
get more efficient help.
365
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:37,146
Seventy-three takes? Too much.
366
00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:40,194
[♪♪♪]
367
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:02,807
Shirley: Mrs. Neugast?
368
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:04,512
[Knocking on door]
369
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:10,279
Mrs. Neugast? Yes?
370
00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:12,787
Come in.
371
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:16,389
Any time you're ready,
Keith will carry your bags.
372
00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:18,333
Are you all right?
373
00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:21,358
I'm fine. I just regained
consciousness.
374
00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:24,864
I fainted a little bit. It
was a very short faint.
375
00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:27,797
Short faint? Maybe I
better call Dr. Applebaum.
376
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,574
No, no, it'll look like
you're chasing him.
377
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:32,773
Better you should
wait till he calls you.
378
00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:34,865
But if you're sick... I'm fine.
379
00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:37,277
If I live, I'll be
better tomorrow.
380
00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:38,510
If not, the next day.
381
00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:41,877
Your feet should be elevated.
382
00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:45,616
Here. There.
383
00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:47,322
[Groans]
384
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:50,364
Shirley, what you don't know
about being a good hostess
385
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:52,460
isn't worthwhile knowing.
386
00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:53,992
We've enjoyed having you.
387
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,856
I've enjoyed being here.
388
00:19:55,895 --> 00:20:00,465
But, frankly, a houseguest
is like chopped chicken liver.
389
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,740
They should both be
thrown out after a week.
390
00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:06,339
So if you'll call me
an ambulance, I'll...
391
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:08,983
I can't let you
leave if you're sick.
392
00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:11,778
But I'm sure you're
anxious to get home.
393
00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:15,481
Who's anxious? That
cold, empty apartment?
394
00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:17,615
I can't stand the wallpaper.
395
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,250
Little boats going all around.
396
00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:21,786
I get seasick just
thinking about it.
397
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:24,961
Maybe the landlord will
change the wallpaper.
398
00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:29,361
I doubt it. I picked
it out myself.
399
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:33,596
To be truthful, if you live
and you're not needed,
400
00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:34,873
there's no need to live.
401
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:37,835
I feel that way myself.
402
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,970
I was very happy here.
403
00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:42,936
If ever a family needed me,
404
00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:45,375
this one does.
405
00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:49,552
Well, I try my best, Mrs.
Neugast. It's a big job.
406
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,322
Of course you do.
407
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:54,751
Shirley, you're
only a baby yourself.
408
00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:56,757
Hey, you know that TV commercial
409
00:20:56,789 --> 00:21:00,059
where the mother looks
as young as the daughter?
410
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,502
You could play both parts.
411
00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:04,429
[♪♪♪]
412
00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:11,471
[Groaning]
413
00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:14,744
[♪♪♪]
414
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,414
Shirley: Simple as that.
415
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:18,013
Mrs. Neugast doesn't
wanna go home
416
00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:20,354
so she's talked
herself into being sick.
417
00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:21,750
Why?
418
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,121
I guess she sort
of likes this family.
419
00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:25,620
She is sick.
420
00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:27,322
Well, how long is she
gonna stay with us?
421
00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:29,794
We can't ask her to
leave until she feels well.
422
00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:32,062
That means she can
be here indefinitely.
423
00:21:32,091 --> 00:21:33,861
This may be the first
time a whole family
424
00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:35,603
ran away from home.
425
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:39,328
Mr. Kincaid, this whole
contest was your idea.
426
00:21:39,366 --> 00:21:42,496
I hate to point that
out, but I'm a rotten kid.
427
00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:46,535
Yeah, I know it was my
idea, and I'll figure a way out.
428
00:21:46,573 --> 00:21:48,783
Believe me, I'll
put my mind to it.
429
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:50,708
We need a lot
more help than that.
430
00:21:51,878 --> 00:21:54,448
[♪♪♪]
431
00:21:58,050 --> 00:22:00,490
Did your mother ever
tell you to look both ways
432
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:01,920
before you cross the street?
433
00:22:01,954 --> 00:22:03,164
Of course.
434
00:22:03,189 --> 00:22:05,889
Mm. Too bad.
435
00:22:05,925 --> 00:22:08,355
[♪♪♪]
436
00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:12,969
Tracy, a little sliver
of chocolate pudding
437
00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:15,069
won't ruin your dinner.
438
00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:17,071
Here.
439
00:22:17,103 --> 00:22:20,573
Mrs. Neugast, are
you feeling any better?
440
00:22:20,607 --> 00:22:24,537
I'm still living, knock
wood. That's plaster.
441
00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:26,407
Well, it works on plaster too.
442
00:22:30,049 --> 00:22:32,519
Mrs. Neugast,
you look wonderful.
443
00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:34,522
That's if you don't
come too close.
444
00:22:34,554 --> 00:22:36,864
Oh, that's too bad for you.
445
00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:38,759
Well, of course
it's too bad for me.
446
00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:41,431
Who else would
it be too bad for?
447
00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:43,501
Oh, about 35 kids.
448
00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:48,771
I don't understand.
449
00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:52,141
Uh, Reuben has
done a very nice thing.
450
00:22:52,171 --> 00:22:54,711
He was hoping you
might do him a favor.
451
00:22:54,741 --> 00:22:55,911
Nice nothing.
452
00:22:55,942 --> 00:22:57,582
A friend of mine
just happens to run
453
00:22:57,610 --> 00:22:59,480
a child day-care center and...
454
00:22:59,512 --> 00:23:01,812
Well, he needs help desperately.
455
00:23:01,848 --> 00:23:03,478
You'd be doing him the favor.
456
00:23:05,184 --> 00:23:10,164
Oh, those poor kids.
I'll bet they need me.
457
00:23:10,189 --> 00:23:13,829
I'll bet they're all
run-down and skinny
458
00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:15,660
and all have runny noses.
459
00:23:15,695 --> 00:23:17,725
Well, I've got plenty
of handkerchiefs.
460
00:23:17,764 --> 00:23:19,674
I'm sure you'll enjoy the job.
461
00:23:19,699 --> 00:23:21,529
What enjoy?
462
00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:22,998
All those kids.
463
00:23:23,035 --> 00:23:25,165
I bet when they leave,
they'll never write.
464
00:23:25,204 --> 00:23:28,244
Come on, what are
we waiting for, huh?
465
00:23:28,274 --> 00:23:29,884
[♪♪♪]
466
00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:35,210
[♪♪♪]
467
00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:37,517
You know, it feels great
having our own house back.
468
00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:38,690
Alone at last.
469
00:23:38,718 --> 00:23:40,148
Yeah, but you know,
470
00:23:40,186 --> 00:23:42,126
there were times in the
past week when I missed her.
471
00:23:42,154 --> 00:23:43,794
Mrs. Neugast was nice.
472
00:23:43,823 --> 00:23:45,763
Chris: It was like having
an extra mother around.
473
00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:47,062
An extra mother?
474
00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:49,033
I was just getting
used to the first one.
475
00:23:49,061 --> 00:23:50,961
Here's a letter
from Mrs. Neugast.
476
00:23:50,997 --> 00:23:52,497
Laurie: What does she say?
477
00:23:55,868 --> 00:23:57,568
"my dear children,
478
00:23:57,604 --> 00:24:00,644
I love the weather here
and I love my new job."
479
00:24:00,673 --> 00:24:02,843
what a break.
480
00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:04,675
"but even though
I'm away from you,
481
00:24:04,711 --> 00:24:06,811
"I think about you all the time.
482
00:24:06,846 --> 00:24:09,146
"tracy, you must
stop biting your nails,
483
00:24:09,181 --> 00:24:11,251
"otherwise your
fingers will be too short
484
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:13,253
"for an engagement ring.
485
00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:15,045
"and Keith, darling,
486
00:24:15,087 --> 00:24:17,287
"you'll do me a big
favor by not wearing
487
00:24:17,323 --> 00:24:19,593
"those torn blue jeans.
488
00:24:23,029 --> 00:24:25,829
"as you go through
life, dress nicely.
489
00:24:25,865 --> 00:24:27,135
"people will give you a job
490
00:24:27,166 --> 00:24:29,496
"if you don't look
like you need one."
491
00:24:29,536 --> 00:24:33,506
I thought we were free of her.
What are you complaining about?
492
00:24:33,540 --> 00:24:34,840
According to this,
493
00:24:34,874 --> 00:24:37,884
I have a date Saturday
night with Dr. Applebaum.
494
00:24:37,910 --> 00:24:41,210
[♪♪♪]
495
00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:45,083
[♪♪♪]
496
00:24:45,133 --> 00:24:49,683
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