All language subtitles for The Incredible Hulk - 3x05 - My Favorite Magician

I don't know anything
about magic.

If I can pull a rabbit
out of a hat,

I can pull the sorcerer
out of you.

I'm a magician.

I am able to recognize
an illusion when I see one.

...the miraculous escape from
Neptune's torture chamber.

Oh, my God.

Dr. David Banner,
physician, scientist.

Searching for a way to tap into the
hidden strengths that all humans have.

Then, an accidental overdose of gamma
radiation alters his body chemistry.

And now, when David Banner
grows angry or outraged,

a startling
metamorphosis occurs.

The creature is driven by rage

and pursued
by an investigative reporter.

Mr. McGee,
don't make me angry.

You wouldn't like me
when I'm angry.

The creature is wanted
for a murder he didn't commit.

David Banner
is believed to be dead.

And he must let the world
think that he is dead

until he can find a way to control the
raging spirit that dwells within him.

After all these months, I'm
just days away from the results.

Only after the last precisely timed
injection has been administered

will I have any indication whether
the serum has been effective.

Give me two
businessmen's lunches,

a Sherman special, four
orders of fries and a burger.

Burn it.

Right.
Coming up.

Mario, get those dishes out
of there and give me a hand!

Where's Burns?

We need a cleanup
on table six.

Haven't seen him
in a couple of minutes.

Hey, how many orders
of fries was that?

Four. Four!

Burns?

Was that rare
on the burger?

Well done.
Throw me a rag.

Hey, you got
a hearing problem?

Yeah?

A little fever,
huh?

So, that ain't no excuse. You
coming in, or I get somebody new?

Oh, geez. Oh.
You're fired!

What're you doing,
resting your dishpan hands?

I should have asked
for references.

Will you go out there
and clear up the tables

while I try to catch up
on the orders, huh?

Now!

Boy, the help you get now.
Let's move it! Come on!

I'll get you
some coffee.

What a splendid
little cafe.

Uh, maitre d'.

Mmm...
What'd you call me?

Jasper Dowd,
party of one.

Oh, I neglected
to make a reservation.

Well, you are in luck.
We just had a cancellation.

Uh, don't get up.

Well, I think it would be
safer to sit in the balcony.

Do you want a menu,
or did you bring your own?

I'll have the pheasant.

Oh.

Well?

How are you at
washing dishes?

I circled the globe
a dozen times.

World tours, command performances
for the Emperor of Japan,

the King of Italy,
and the Rajah of Sholapur.

I was adored everywhere I
went, outdrawing even Houdini.

Houdini? I never saw Houdini.
I did see Blackstone once.

Quick learner, Harry.

Oh, oh. A little something the
sorcerer Chung Ling Soo showed me

before his bullet-catching
trick, uh, misfired.

Mmm-hmm.

The hand, my friend,
is quicker than the eye.

In vaudeville, you learn to always
bungle the first attempt at a trick.

And that was your last
attempt. Now, get out of here.

And you, too, dumb-dumb!
You go out, too, with him!

I've been thrown out of better
places than that so-called diner.

You've had your nose in that book
for hours. Formulas, equations?

I've been working on a problem for
a long time, and, uh, I'm close.

Science.

It was called alchemy
during the Middle Ages.

Alchemy. I like that.
More mysterious.

My inhaler.

I thought I had it.

Here, is this it?

Yeah.

Asthma?

Yeah. Yeah.

Look, why don't we just, uh... Why
don't we just rest for a second?

Maybe we could pull over
and get a bite to eat.

I got to make San Luis Obispo
before dinner.

An old friend of mine
is restoring a theater,

a place we used to play
in the old days.

Before you were born,
no doubt.

I don't usually
work for scale,

but I'm doing this as a
favor for my friend Edgar.

Yeah.

Too bad my assistant
couldn't make it.

Busy building props
for our next European tour.

Hmm.

David,

you could be my assistant!

I don't know anything
about magic.

David,

in you I see the mysteries
of the universe.

You have powers
you're not even aware of.

Okay, so you're
no Harry Houdini,

but if I can pull a rabbit
out of a hat,

I can pull the sorcerer
out of you.

I'm a little embarrassed
about calling collect,

but I only had large bills.

How are you, Lily?

Fine, Jasper. Just a little
surprised to hear your voice.

Well, I couldn't wait
till I saw you.

You sound the same, Lily.

Um, Jasper, um...

Now, now, please. Don't do
anything till I get there, huh?

That was
your long-lost love?

Oh, Giancarlo,
that was 40 years ago.

For a woman like you,
I would wait 40 years.

I would never make
you wait that long.

Let us elope
like we originally planned.

We could be married
by morning.

Oh, Giancarlo.

Forgive me, darling.
It's just that...

Well, I would not want to
yearn for you years from now,

like that Jasper.

He must be a fool to have let you get away.

But I am not a fool.

Yeah. Yeah, he said he was playing
some vaudeville theater. Uh...

San Luis Obispo,
I think he said.

Oh.

Dusty in here. Have you got your inhaler?

I'm all right.

All right, guys, see if
they got some amber, too.

They've got amber. I've seen
them in the spots already.

Aw, David, I've played
theaters throughout the world,

but this one particular theater
has always been good to me.

A lot of memories, huh?
Yeah.

Oh, look, look. Neptune's torture chamber.

Hmm.

It's the illusion
I'm best known for.

It brings the house
down every time.

No kidding.

Looks lethal enough
all right.

McGee!

Jasper! Man,
it's been a long time!

Sure good to see you!

You didn't expect me
in this costume, huh?

But you see,
we got to cut corners

if we intend to put this
place back into business.

Lf?

Why, after the benefit, they'll be
breaking down your ticket office door.

This man could make me
believe in the tooth fairy.

Edgar, my assistant,
David Barker.

Glad to meet you, David.
And thanks for helping.

Uh, I'm expecting
a registered letter.

No, it hasn't come yet.

Hmm. Well, who else is on the billing?

Oh, come on over here.
I'll show you.

Now, we have
the Ferrar Sisters,

Clifton Pomeroy
and his dogs.

Right over here, we got Unice the Unicyclist.

Mmm-hmm.

And, of course, over here, we
have... Be careful, fellows.

We have
Jasper the Great,

along with his lovely assistant, Lily De Mar.

She's beautiful.

Yes, and I always thought
that you two would get married.

David, help me
unload the equipment.

I said
something wrong.

He always had quite
a thing for Lily.

I don't know.

Fellows, be careful with that chair
now. Because that's an antique.

Napoleon once sat
in that chair,

right here in this theater.
Napoleon the Juggler.

Ah, come on.

You remember him,
don't you? Yeah.

I open the doors, you
step out, we take our bows,

and you wheel out
Neptune's torture chamber.

That's it. Right about there. That's good.

Well, I hate to say it, but it
looks pretty frightening to me.

Good, David.

Well, it's supposed to
look frightening. Now...

Jasper, do you know
what you're doing?

Mmm-hmm.
Ah, there you are.

Now... Now, tonight, when
I do this trick... Yeah.

...this will be
filled with water.

I will go into the tank,
under the water,

and those little chains there will
be hooked to this hook right here.

You see. Now...
You mean through that one?

And then, I reach in here.
And what do I find,

but a little key.

Oh, that's how you
get these off, huh?

David, I'm a magician,
not a locksmith.

Uh-huh.

Jasper?

Oh, oh, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes.

Ain't that great?
Let me hear it out there.

Yeah.
Thank you very much.

And now, the man that
you've been waiting for.

The magician whose exploits
continue to defy all logic...

Nervous?

Yeah, a little bit.
How about you?

...breaking every measure...
I'm all right.

...of the universe itself.
Let's get ready.

The Merlin of the 20th
century, Jasper the Great!

Maestro, fanfare!

Jasper.

You're supposed to be
in a trance.

I can't help it.
I'm gonna sneeze.

Don't move.

You all right?

And now,

as a reward
for your kind...

...attention...

The miraculous escape from
Neptune's torture chamber.

Jasper.
I'm all right.

Ladies and gentlemen,
with your kind indulgence,

because of the particular
rigors of this next escape,

we'II, uh, require your kind
indulgence for a few moments

in as much as we must prepare for the event.

Excuse us right now,
ladies and gentlemen.

You're wonderful.
Thank you.

I'll go on, as soon as
I catch my breath.

Are you serious?

I've got to deliver, David,
for Edgar's sake.

Jasper, I'm trying to tell you it's
too dangerous in your condition.

They'll want their money back,
and we'll lose everything.

Don't worry, Edgar.

I'll tell you what.

You recuperate, and I'll go out and try
to hold them for a few minutes, okay?

Yeah! How about it,
huh? Yeah!

Let me by, David.

Come on.

Unless you plan on doing
the finale yourself.

...walked up to the elephant,
and smacked him on his...

Ladies and gentlemen, you have seen
me lock my assistant's handcuffs

to the bottom of
Neptune's torture chamber.

The chamber is
filled with water,

and is constructed of unbreakable
bullet-proof plastic glass.

Watch carefully as we seal the
tomb with chains and padlocks.

Are you ready,
David?

I am ready.

Bring on the screen.

My God.

David.

Da...

Oh, my God.

It was just the most incredible
thing the way he came bursting...

I know, I heard. And have you ever
seen a show like that in your life?

Maurie. Maurie.

Isn't that the star
of the magic act?

Here, Maurie,
take the camera.

It is!

Maurie, you'll take a
picture. Make sure you focus...

Sweetheart, please.

Maurie, it is not for me. It's
for the kids. Your grandchildren.

Uh, may I have an autograph, please?

Oh, you are a big one.

Believe it or not,
I like big men like you.

Rose?

Maurie, don't stand there
like a lox. Shoot.

Show folk.

I don't believe it.

I've been in show business a long
time, seen a lot of great acts,

but I never saw an act
actually bring down the house.

Do you know
where I can find him?

Jasper Dowd?

He gave me a forwarding address
somewhere in the desert, I think.

Hey, fellows, be careful of
that curtain. You'll tear it.

David.

Boy, look at this place. Is
there anything I can do to help?

Yeah, you can help
this lady.

This is Jasper's
assistant, David.

I told you fellows to be
careful with that curtain.

What can I do for you?

I'm looking for Jasper Dowd.

Yeah, well, so am I.

He's not here.
I've already checked.

He wasn't hurt,
was he?

I don't know. When last seen, he was
driving off into the sunset in his van.

Oh, that's great.
That's perfect in my case.

Something wrong?

Yes, it happens that all my
personal belongings are in his van,

including a journal
and the serum

that I'm suppose
to take on a regular basis.

Do you know
where I can find him?

Why?

Look, if you tell me where I can
find him, I can get you there.

Unless it's not
that important.

It is that important.

Palm Springs,
the Beaumont Estates.

Well, I guess as long as we're
going to be traveling together,

we should exchange names.

David Barker.

I'm Kimberly Dowd.
I'm Jasper's daughter.

I'm not surprised
that he never mentioned me.

But I am surprised that he
didn't go on and on about Lily.

Lily? Oh, the assistant.

Mmm-hmm.

He carried a torch
for her for years.

She's all that mother
and I ever heard about.

Lily.

Lily and his damn magic.

Funny he never
mentioned her to me.

She married a very wealthy
man, but he died a year later.

Anyway, Jasper married mother on the
rebound, and I was born, and suddenly,

Jasper the Great Star of Seven
Continents had a family to support.

Then after mother died, Jasper
went right back to his magic.

Pardon me, would you mind telling
me what time it is again, please?

That's the third time you've asked
in an hour. It's a quarter after.

Ah, I'm sorry to keep
bugging you that way.

It's just that it's urgent that
I take my injections on schedule.

Couldn't we stop at
a hospital or something,

and get this serum,
or whatever it is?

I really wish we could,
but I know it's very rare.

You know, the two of you
must have been some kind pair.

Hmm?
Two grown men,

hunting, scrounging,
desperately for their medicine.

Mmm-hmm.

A few months ago, we found out that
Jasper has coronary heart disease.

Is he undergoing treatment?

Well, he was, until he ran
away from the convalescent home.

Ran away?

Three times.

I put him in when the doctors told me that

a severe asthma attack could
trigger a fatal heart attack.

But there is too much food
and not enough champagne.

And look at those flowers.
It looks like a funeral.

Take it easy.
Calm down.

Is that him?
The fly in the ointment?

Yeah. Si, si,
that is him.

You wanna cut the accent.

If he interferes with the wedding,
man, you don't get your money.

Then I'll see to it
he doesn't interfere.

That one
you used to tell about

Coolidge coming to your dressing room
and making that silly elephant joke.

"My trunks had to
make room for yours. "

Yes.

Oh, Jasper, how I envy the
life you've led all these years.

The exotic places you've
seen, people you've met.

I've always been so rooted to
the safest place I could find.

Lily...

The day we met, you told me that
living should be unpredictable.

Like riding on the wings
of some great bird,

and never knowing
where it would alight next.

I said that?

Oh, you got so excited, and all I could
think about was my fear of heights.

You look just as lovely as you
did on that day at the Orpheum.

Oh...

Lily, you were the most
beautiful girl I've ever seen.

You still are.

Look at me, Jasper.
Look at me.

A magician never wants
to give up the illusion.

No one does.

But that's why
Giancarlo is good for me.

You always loved
some romantic illusion.

No, no, Lily, no.

But Giancarlo
sees the real me.

Then why can't you see
the real Giancarlo?

What do you mean?

The closest Giancarlo
has ever been to Italy

is the spaghetti joint
he worked at in the Bronx.

You'd better leave, Jasper.

Now, I'm waiting for a letter
that'll prove he's a phony.

But all that matters is that
he loves me for what I am.

Mmm-hmm, or for
what you're worth.

Goodbye, Jasper.

Don't you understand?

He loves you because you're
a rich, lonely old woman.

Lily...

But, Jasper, much as I hate to admit it,

that's what I am.

Lily,

that's not what
I came here to say.

You must be...

Um, you are
Senor Jasper.

Giancarlo Corleone.

I know who you are.

I didn't even realize I had it
until they brought my bags in.

Jasper, that's great. Uh, look, is there
a place I can give myself an injection?

Yeah, well,
right here's fine.

Oh, oh, you need privacy. Please.

Well, the bathroom... The
bathroom's right in there.

Thank you.

Not one of
your better escapes, Dad.

I thought you'd make it out
of the country this time.

You're just becoming too
good a detective, Kim.

Well, you might as
well start packing.

Jasper, we are leaving
in the morning.

I'm not going!

Where's your inhaler?

Even with doctors and
nurses, it's still a prison!

It's the best convalescent
home money can buy.

They take away
your self-respect.

I'm not going. I...

I can take care of myself.
Where's your inhaler?

David!

Jasper, sit down.
Sit him down immediately.

Loosen his tie.
Sit down, Jasper.

Come on over here. Where's
the inhaler? Where is it?

Sit down.
Jasper, where is it?

Relax, Jasper.
Here, Jasper.

I can take care of myself.

Tell her, David.

No. No, Jasper. I'm afraid this
is between you and your daughter.

I'm sorry. Um...

Look, if that ride to
Los Angeles is still open,

I'll take it with you
if it's all right.

I'll just check into a room
here tonight, okay?

Of course. I'll be
leaving about 7:00.

That'll be fine. Thank you.
Jasper... You're not going.

Jasper, give me back the book. No.

Please. Jasper, give that back.

No! Jasper, give that back!

You don't care about me! It's
very important to me, Jasper.

I'm just an obligation,
that's all I am.

I need the book.
It's just an obligation!

Excuse me!
Pardon me!

I'm sorry. Excuse me.
Pardon me for interrupting.

I don't need the book right now,
Jasper. I'll get it tomorrow morning.

And as for you two, it seems
that you're talking again,

but you're not listening.

That's not true.

It's not true?

Do you want to talk
about truth?

Your magic act
never headlined a show.

Not here in the States.

Nowhere.

Overseas.

Never.

Europe?
No.

Jasper, you were never
a star in vaudeville.

I'm sorry.

From all accounts, you
were never Jasper the Great,

you were
Jasper the Mediocre.

You know, I promised Mother that
I would never say that to you.

No, no, Kim.

I'm glad you did. I...

I never really gave your
mother a chance to tell me.

I was always too busy
being center stage.

David's right.

I was always talking when I
should just shut up and listen.

Mother called them
your little white lies.

She said that
everybody told them.

But I never really meant
to lie to her.

Slight exaggeration here,
a little embellishment there.

Well, uh...

How do you find the truth

after you've made it
disappear so many times?

Jasper, Mother always
loved you.

She loved you more even
after she knew the truth.

Dad.

If we're going in the morning,
we'd better get an early start.

I'm feeling a little tired.

We can talk more
when we get home.

Abracadabra.

That's your cue

to disappear.

Please, Kim, please, I...

I need a few minutes alone.

Special delivery letter
for Mr. Jasper Dowd.

I don't understand. When did
you discover that he was missing?

I just went to his room. He
was supposed to be resting.

He wasn't there.
His van is gone.

Uh-huh. What about
his clothes, his props?

He left everything,
including this.

Oh, that's great.

Let's go.

I hope that magician
keeps out of our hair.

Don't worry. We'll keep an eye out for him.

You could have saved us
a lot of trouble

by divorcing the other one
before marrying the new one.

You're an amateur,
and a stupid one at that.

Listen, it's your fault I'm in this
spot, so forget about the insults, okay?

Ah, and the bigamist
is easily offended.

You know, Giancarlo, for a million
bucks, Lily could do a lot better.

Nobody asked you.

Are they just gonna
stand around and look ugly?

They're your best men.

What?

Dearly beloved, we are gathered
here in the sight of God

and in the presence
of these witnesses

to join together this man
and woman in holy matrimony.

Could you please give
this letter to Lily?

...with love and devotion,

who have decided to share
this, the autumn of their lives.

Why don't you pick on someone your
own size? Like him, for instance.

Now, look,
I got to give this to...

Will you let go of him?
What do you think you're...

Are you guys crazy?
There's a wedding going on.

Get them out of here. Lock him in
the car till the wedding's over.

Let go of me!

What's the matter with
him? Take her. Let go of me!

Do you, Giancarlo Corleone, take Lily
Beaumont for your lawfully wedded wife?

And will you love her, honor and
keep her, forsaking all others,

till death do you part?

I do.

Let go!

Here, Dad. Here.

And do you, Lily Beaumont,

take Giancarlo Corleone for
your lawfully wedded husband...

Lily.

...till death do you part?

I do.

If any man can show just cause why they
may not lawfully be joined together,

let him speak now or else
henceforth forever hold his peace.

No. No. No! No!

Giancarlo! Giancarlo!

Lily. Lily.

I'm sorry, Lily.

My hopes that the serum would
stop the metamorphosis are gone.

Even after the last of the 20
injections, the condition persists.

With this latest
disappointment,

I must re-examine
the entire concept of a cure.

David, that was
Kimberly on the phone.

She wanted to tell me that
after seeing that green man,

she finally believes
in magic.

I told her she ought to
take a few days off from work.

Well, it seems you've
solved all your problems.

Mmm. And what about your problem?
Did you ever find the answer?

No, I, uh...

I'm beginning to think that I might
never find the answer to my problem.

Yeah, well,
I know the feeling.

I know just
what you mean.

For instance, this trick has
eluded me for over 20 years.

Just could never
master it.

David...

David, it worked.

Congratulations.

It finally worked!

A lesson
the great Houdini taught me.

Just when you're ready to give
up, the magic finally works.