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foreign

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i really gotta get a day job

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you're getting too old for this [ __ ]

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nutty nutty

also very update

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calm down

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and now the six o'clock news

no fluctuations expected in today's

emerald price

which has been stuck at 2150 since

sanchez boone international took control

of the local gem market

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secondary alarms

disabled

in other news

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another inconvenience

okay

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video monitor system overwritten

in technology grand

oh [ __ ]

it's on your head

hi there

now

good

okay

what have you got

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oh

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36 accident free capers

and you guys have to go and ruin it

this is not gonna be my night

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the hood is for your own protection mr

dexter

you really don't want to lay eyes on me

when i'm in this kind of mood

you got what you paid for boone

protection

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and paid for dearly mind you

with the finest gems this planet has to

offer

so don't play me for a fool mr dexter we

both know that without the cartel or my

emeralds

the economy of this country collapse

not to mention the operations of your

own agency

the world doesn't want your worthless

currency anymore

the world wants my emeralds

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what is this some kind of shakedown boon

not the first crook we've dealt with

you should know better than to try and

[ __ ] with the agency the agency

now i've already been sentenced to three

consecutive life terms what more do i

have to lose

is that a threat

a threat

threat

such an ugly word i prefer the term

negotiation

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the agency doesn't negotiate with

criminals boone

it's against policy

policies change

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use pattern master

just like the plan said

confession is good for the soul mr

dexter

why don't you just admit that this

little meeting we've arranged has been a

double cross you're crazy

whom we would never try to double-cross

you

of course you wouldn't

because if you did

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like a bug

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testing

one tooth

one two three testing

my lord

you boys have always been good with

these little gadgets

have this puppy cracked in no

time bingo

i mean

why take a few animals when you can have

them all

how did you know

oh and

don't get your hopes up

i disabled that bug before you got

within five miles of this place so i'm

afraid there will be no last-minute

rescue for you

you can't do this man i'm a government

agent

well i'm afraid

your government has just been overthrown

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you and your [ __ ] agent

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how many

can't tell but we've got one in the

chute

just make sure they have a welcoming

committee

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what

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surprise

so

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and your face gets fried cupcake

my name

now is do they keep the good stones they

keep up there

guards

one hugo

greater

oh jerk

let's

the hell are you doing here you were the

one with the guns

all right surround the building let's go

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left 15 right twelve left seven

smart

let's just say i'm the observant type

come on come on

let's get it let's go

let's go come on come on

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i ever tell you how much i love the

color green

so tell me do all your capers go off

this well stir with me cupcake i was

robbing banks

you were still stealing spare change

into your daddy's piggy bank

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did you wind up here anyway

let's just say

daddy lost a bet

and cupcake here was his collateral

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here

put this on

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come on we blow the door

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for you maybe i get dizzy on a footstool

forget it

i can't just leave you here

bring her coat won't allow it

i'll find another way don't worry

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andorra got an idea

i don't think you're gonna like it

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tell me

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ah

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so much for keeping records

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don't wake up now sweetheart

you hit me i saved your life

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okay please tell me you have a way of

getting down off of here

this way

down here

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you're kidding right nope

no way

see if they've had her wait around for

divine inspiration

just coming up those back stairs right

now

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are you crazy

you could have killed me do you

understand what i'm telling you

the minute i met you i knew you were the

most

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uh

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okay

do you have a plan or are you just gonna

hit me every single time we get to

trouble

the plan

is to keep on running

the question is

which way

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stick around

i could use someone like you

all ground units

free

now

come on

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three

oh

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cook's on one side

the cubs on the other

yeah well i'll thank the cops

i'm a thief remember

no cops for me

you go that way you're on your own great

so what do we do now

this way

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here

climb up

get in

oh no i hate small spaces

for a coffin

good point

uh

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over there

we're now

your mommy will be proud that's funny

you're going down for good this time my

friend

the judge signs and delivers your

fugitive ass

this time tomorrow

you'll be halfway to titan one

now uh

you've heard of titan one haven't you

stone walls

do not the prison make

nor iron bars a cage

what

richard lovelace you illiterate boob

only one of the greatest poets in the

known universe

porter

doesn't even rhyme

get him

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can we get some more air in here please

don't

touch that

what was that

that was the self-locking latch

mechanism

told you not to touch it

are you trying to tell me

that we are trapped in here

that pretty much sums up the situation

well in this profession you sometimes

have unforeseen problems

besides

this container has to be going somewhere

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so

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of course if we had the death penalty

back places like titan wouldn't be

necessary yes sir

on the other hand

we'd be out of a job yes sir

how's it going stalker good sir ship's

still on schedule yes sir very good

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holy [ __ ]

dog on the

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woof loose

gum williams

pedophilia

bestiality

those poor little animals

george newman

pornhub

willy boy pruitt sexual psychopath

killer for hire

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it must be my lucky day

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bad news

you have no idea

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gentlemen

we

are the sleeping dogs

the best of a bag lot

and what do i call you

zee or miss for uh

after getting me out of there you can

call me anything you want mr boone

samson

would you mind oh of course mr boone

click in here i hate small spaces

gentlemen arm yourselves

much damage from the meteorite mr

sweeney

two circuits down nothing i can't fix

hey

scorpions

forget it

checks haven't made a decent machine gun

in years

excuse me

now you better watch it you might uh

poke some messiah with one of those

would you like me to pull your eyes out

through your

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tighten up

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z

moment please

according to the manifest we're headed

for the prison colony upon titan

not my destination of choice

nor mine

but with a fiery chariot we may go

anywhere we wish not for long with an

old hulk like this is no match for any

kind of hot pursuit

yes but

a ship like this must have at least one

lifeboat doesn't know

yes

but a place like titan has at least 90

different types of radar to track it

with not after we take this ship

and ram it down the throat of titan crew

and all

my idea of prison reform

and we get away while they clean up

brilliant

but our ship's life thought it was only

big enough

a pilot and a passenger what more do we

need

i like your styles

it's an excellent plan

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yeah

well your excellent plan just changed

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correct me if i'm wrong but

we're in very deep [ __ ] again aren't we

you really want an answer

no probably not

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hey what the hell

what is your problem

huh i asked for a wake-up call

no

i don't get one

and where is my coffee

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i want these people to know we need

business

my dear

hey wait a minute

where do you think you're going

everybody remain where you are

sanchez boom

oh

what happened here

a little fat get the hell off my bridge

john tibbett first officer

what'd you say your name was

sweeney chief engineer chief engineer

but what do you think should we keep him

he set off a distress signal murderer

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i hate these stupid false alarms can

somebody turn this goddamn thing off

bad career captain

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didn't i okay this boom character saying

he was gonna ram this [ __ ] down titan's

throat crew and all

do you mind telling me where we're going

i'm not sure yet

well do you mind telling me what we're

gonna do when we get there

i'm not sure that either

all right

all right

if we were smart

what up the nearest lifer have to get

the hell out of here

but we're not going to do that right

except

all right

all right

the road thing to do

would be to try to take the ship back

from boone and his boys what do you say

we take a walk around see if we can find

any uh straights yeah have a little chat

about your um

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i'm a thief

not some kind of gung-ho glory grabber

so we're not gonna do that either

no why not

so you want to tell me what the hell we

are gonna do

we're gonna use

that radio

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scream for help

the hell are you talking about get the

captain on the screen i want an

explanation transmission from unitransco

commander sir

it's not the captain

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what have you done with captain

alexandrov

the captain

well

he's probably orbiting the nearest sun

by now

very foolish of him to transmit that

distress signal i really wasn't

impressed

i will blow your melomaniac ass out of

the sky move

you and the rest of your dogs

and kill

all my hostages

we all have to make sacrifices

are you ready to sacrifice your career

killing me is one thing but

roasting and toasting an entirely

innocent crew

well that's a completely different

subject isn't it

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he's right sir looks very bad

[ __ ] why don't you just think about it

and call me later

we can negotiate

i don't negotiate with filth like you

oh

you will

should i get in touch with the

authorities on earth sir

why

to discuss the situation

there's nothing to discuss

you heard me stalker i don't negotiate

with creatures like sanchez boo

maybe we should just

cut and run

take the lifeboat and hope wallace

doesn't pick us up on radar

sometimes attack

is the best defense

and wallace will call back i can

guarantee it

i want a 20-man assault force ready to

go in five minutes yes sir

who's on call poverty

good man

knew him at the academy

what about boone's offer to negotiate

sir

some kind of lie of course a ruse or a

ploy we'll let him sweat a while up

there stalker

then perhaps we'll see what he has to

say

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you really think he'll try and negotiate

of course not

but he'll pretend to do so only trying

to distract me from his true intentions

which is

to organize an assault force and take

back the ship

what else

mayday mayday is anyone out there

i told you no one's listening

now come on

let's get the hell out of here

they've been here too long already

there's some sort of interference no

signals getting out

hey put that radio down

what's our status

still on course for titan could you get

crenshaw to rig up a suitably bang-up

reception for wallace's men at the

docking corridor

done

report

all secured here good

tell brock to get some explosives from

the cargo hold for crenshaw

lots of them

samson

willie boy

i want a full body count of all the

hostages

right away

yeah well i see i'm kind of busy i

tightened your nuts pruitt you want me

to shorten your bolt this time

you know

that really hurts me pudding

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god damn fool

it should have sucked his lunatic brains

out with a vacuum pump

are you sure you don't want to command

yourself sir

don't be ridiculous stalker

leadership in combat's a state of mind

you don't actually have to be there

tell everybody that as soon as he's in

flight i want complete radio silence yes

sir

maintain radio silence

ready on your command sir

go get the son of a [ __ ]

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so how do you think wallace will play it

he'll probably try hiding their ship in

our particle wake

standard academy tactics

but you do know how to get around it

don't you if you know what to look for

they won't be expecting us to respond

this quickly you can bet on that

yes

what's the defiance eda to the ship

less than half an hour before he comes

out of the particle stream sir

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she loves me not

she loves

well you ain't looking too good there

buddy

rats

little ones

small ones

i hate fats

here

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another guy anyway

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okay

i think now would be a good time to tell

me about plan b

boone was right

there's a two-man life boat

right down here below the cargo deck

level

well i thought you said we weren't gonna

abandon the crew

we're not

the boone and that cyborg is gonna use

it to escape

now if we disable it

he'll have to change his plans

you're on the ship into titan

all you have to do

is destroy the navigation module

well there's emergency rating on the

lifeboat here there's also an alarm

so

do you um

just make the plans or do you actually

take part in any of them

i go back to the cargo hold and get

weapons for the crew

can't even mute me without mutineers

sounds to me like you've got the easy

job

let's do it

hey boys

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i think you can find your way

take this

it's my digital diary

notes for a book i was gonna write

and to think this whole time i thought

you were just talking to yourself

what the hell am i supposed to do with

that huh write the sequel

not after we take this ship

and rabbit down the throat of titan crew

in the hall

my idea of prison reform

it's voice activated

might come in handy

how long before they get here 16 minutes

and 22 seconds

unless he blows us out of existence as

soon as he gets within range

i'm afraid charred corpses of innocent

hostages doesn't make the promotions

i don't like the idea of blowing up

innocent people any more than you do

yes sir

maybe we should notify the authorities

on earth sir

leave the thinking to me lieutenant

how long before haverity comes out of

the particle stream

13 minutes

you think we'll be ready in time we

shall blow them away with our warm

welcome

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spanish landmines

i don't think so

yeah

that's the thing

hands up

slowly [ __ ]

this is my container if you want to stow

away you're gonna have to find your own

hiding place

drop the belt

so you kill me with my pants down

i don't think so

you're nuts no

you are if you fire that thing in here

one spark

it's all over

who the hell are you

i'm a maintenance man

sit down

anti-personnel minds can be such a pain

in the ass

don't you think

you really are crazy

baby

oh don't bother getting up

blue's dead espanol

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mr boone

i think you got yourself a little morale

problem uh crenshaw's dead and

while sampson he's taken a little

involuntary nap if you get my drift

they wouldn't dare

somebody just opened up the lifeboat

airlock

you uh doing it with the robot

god

titan this is pandora grimes i'm on

board the uni transco tightness pandora

grimes

moon's going to kill us all and everyone

in titan is while you have to send help

did you get any of that

a name

and something about killing all of us

boone's trying to trick us

check if there's anyone named pandora

grimes on the crew list

what kind of fool does boone take me for

no pandora grimes on the list sir he's

trying to draw us into a trap

maybe we should check on this a little

more

turn that thing off

maybe haverty really is walking into a

trap

don't be stupid stalker they're going in

and that's final

and the crew on the unit

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life is full of peaks and valleys

stalker

for them this is a valley all right

tell bone his little scheme isn't going

to work on me whoever you are stupid

idiots goddamn it i have proof okay

what kind of proof

it's not after we take this ship

and ram it down the throat of titan crew

and all

uh we didn't get all that can you play

it again record this i want voice prints

not after we take this shirt

and ram it down the throat of titan crew

and all

my energy and prison reform

how soon before defiancing range

brilliant i still don't trust her but

our convenient lie would be useful now

a pilot and a passenger what more do we

need

i like your style mr boone

uh you just stay where you are miss

we're in the process of negotiating your

rescue

over and out

yeah

why don't i believe you

all right 10 minutes spin lock and load

billy boy

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wait a minute

i don't need to take this abuse

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he's definitely blinking the bimbot

oh mr bone

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well

it um

it seems that whoever it was has

been gone

[ __ ] took the navigation module

so

the lifeboat's useless

yet

had to be somebody in the crew

i thought grogan was watching them

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the easy job she says

hey

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huh

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where's harry

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oh

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oh

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before you pass out

i just thought you might like to know

that you failed me

you let a saboteur slip right by you no

one got in or out i swear we shall see

about that

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can you believe it he's boning that

thing

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samson finally came too he says there's

um two of them dude

man

and one of them is here

there were 15 last time

now there are 16.

eeny meeny

miny weight difference is 112 pounds

it's the woman

has to be one of these three

perhaps it's time to do a little weeding

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wait stop it

what are we gonna do with her

something suitably revolting

as mary queen of scots once said

no time for tears now

i shall think upon revenge

married queen of what

oh [ __ ]

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oh

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the voice

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the voices booms no doubt about it

the woman he's talking to was a cyborg

z-class

i also checked the ship's cargo manifest

sir

the unitransco commander is carrying

that shipment of weapons you ordered

boone and the others will be fully armed

when happy shows up

and nobody really is walking into a trap

yes sir it would appear that way sir

signal them

we'll have to delay the attack

we can't do that sir you ordered radio

silence remember

then break it you idiot

too late

the defiant is in range

you really should pay attention

criminal history in the making the stuff

that cosmic oscars are made of

oh and before i forget

what'd you say then about your little

invisible friend was

i

didn't

i've got him

what kind of ship

fast attack patrol cruiser

defined class the foo won't know what

hit him how long two minutes

two minutes

now this

is the latest model and body armor it's

better than that thing you were wearing

this afternoon

trust me

just like mama's nipple huh

you sure about this woolly boy

now

would i lie to you

forget it

no

no no

no no no no no no no no no no no no no

no no no no no you don't have to do this

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okay

there you go

but i look pretty funny don't i yeah

you're laughing at half sims

zip up

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uh

what's that it's just a little radio in

case you know you want to talk to me

right

the thing is

you just uh whisper

whisper yeah okay okay

okay you ready yeah let's go okay

ready when you are mr boone

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hang on gentlemen

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30 seconds to contact sir

this was not a good career

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wait for it

wait for it

wait for it

follow me

step into my parlor

said the spider to the fly

now

well boys

you're a long way from home

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nice

you're right willy boy this stuff sure

does work

let's go

so

good

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hold it out of ammo

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on your knees fat boy

boy

say goodbye

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my friend willie boy

haverty

come in haverty god damn

i'd like to shake your hand but uh

[ __ ] you

oh

you're a sick bastard you know that

the least of my failings i assure you

you know

if i was a man of normal sexual

inclinations i might find you attractive

i'd slip my wrists first

and perhaps you should start slitting

sweetheart

because lover boys deserted you

and there's no one left to help

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let me guess harry

sweeney chief engineer

we thought you were done for

yeah

you and me both pal

merry christmas

where's pandora

boone's got her

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i'm really sorry

there was nothing we could do

would you like this

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start passing this stuff out

and then

then we get pandora back

get me boone

wallace wants to talk to you

i thought he might

maybe we should talk boone

the time for talk is over mr wallace

a man of action like yourself should

know that

there are innocent lives at stake

for the love of god have some compassion

i'm a sociopath mr wallace

thankfully i was born without any of

that sort of

emotional baggage

what can i do

to make you change your mind

pray

pray very hard

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i will beat that murdering megalomaniac

yet

their heading

still on a collision course with titan

sir

how many missiles do we have on standby

six

with multiple warheads

and

nine more in reserve sir

arm them

this game isn't over yet

damn

i think i've got it

we simply remove the drive relay

and then what then what

the whole ship shuts down

they want to keep running the show

they'll have to switch over to reserve

power

what does that buy us

well

if we time it just right

let's just say it'll give you a little

extra bargaining power

sweeney

you're a genius

but look i'm still not sure why you want

to do this we have enough weapons to get

the ship back

he'll kill pandora unless we got

something to bargain with

i'm afraid i no longer have the luxury

of time

so

one last word of sanity

before willie boy begins his little

lesson in love

where's my module

as i suspected

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willie boy

slice rap

slowly

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something you want to get off your chest

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what's the matter

does the cat cut your tongue

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i'm running on the patience

kill him

he's gonna stab you in the back lily boy

shut up

brune doesn't give a [ __ ] about you the

game is over willy kill her now

think about it

mary queen of scott huh

well

you're good

you're really good

but um

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i don't have to think about it

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that's obvious

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boone

what about the lifeboat willie boy

how many does it hold

two

who stays new goes

two's got money

threesome

breaking the rules of your parole

enough talking

i'll take care of it

apparently

they say

the eyes are the windows

to your soul

don't blink

i wouldn't want you to miss this

go to hell

i intend to

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another surprise

lovely

someone's tampering with the drive relay

can you fix it

we can switch to reserve power well then

do it

boon

sanchez boone

my name is harry maxwell and you have

something that i want

mr maxwell

a very unwelcome guest

i want pandora

arm her

and i'll do more than just steal from

you

i'll rip your evil heart out through

your [ __ ] eyes

interesting image mr maxwell but i think

we could be more civilized about this

even though you

took something from me that didn't

belong to you

it's really quid pro quo isn't it

you have the navigation module i have

your friend

train perhaps

or do you want to continue playing this

superhero

you give me too much credit

i'm no superhero boone

i just want to get the hell out of here

alive

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i'll have to think about it well think

quickly then

patience isn't high on my list of

virtues

a decision i

hope i give you the navigation module

you give me pandora

fabulous idea

you go your way

we go ours

i'll even promise you safe passage

now why should i believe you

why don't we just call it honor among

thieves and leave it at that mr maxwell

the cargo 10 minutes

and boone

of course

i'll see him in hell for the things he's

done to me

but you know he's gonna try to get there

first

but we are closer

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you can't get there before the

i know a shortcut

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are they within range yet

almost

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target the missile stalker

i don't want anything left of that ship

when this is over that ship

is full of innocent people

innocence is a state of mind

target the missile stalker

we can still achieve a limited success

for the six o'clock moves

now

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well

accidents happen

i'm afraid i underestimated the depths

of mr maxwell's affections

it looks as if lover boys

left you at the altar

what a pity

such a pretty bride

what's the signal

i shall fire a shot

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oh did i mention that your altar would

be a sacrificial one

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no quitting

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fire

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and what the hell was that for

i thought we could kiss the makeup

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i could definitely get used to this

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crazy

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maybe crime really does pay

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what's wrong oh nothing i was just

thinking about what we should name our

kids

well in case you hadn't noticed i've

been a little distracted oh

well

i don't see what's stopping us now that

all the loose ends are tied up

loose ends

sweeney

what about grogan

i'm on it

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rogan

wake up you lazy son of a [ __ ]

it's time to kill the hostages

with pleasure

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well that's the last of them say you two

ever think of uh getting hitched make

one hell of a team

a team what is he crazy what kind of

mess is he trying to get us into

well

at least we're out of this one

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we've got bad news really bad news and

the worst news of all which do you want

first

does it matter not in the slightest

the bad news is we're on a collision

course with titan and we can't change it

no big deal we just load everyone onto

the cruise of the wallace

don't we that's the really bad news

the drive relay is overloading

the airlock doors have jammed

we can't even get to the defiance

well

can't we just get walls to send us

another ship

i mean what's the hurry all of a sudden

that's the worst news of all

he said us something else

impact in

exactly nine minutes

even if we had the right equipment we

couldn't get everyone on the ship in

time

there's no way around it

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yes there is

okay you sure there's no other way

sorry

i'm gonna freeze i know i will nope

cause i'm coming with you

we're coming across together

okay drop me can i kill you

come on

just don't tell me not to look down

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go go

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uh

uh

uh

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so

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help me

okay

how much longer

i'm afraid your time just ran out

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running out of time sweetie we can't

wait any longer just a few more seconds

we have to go now

come on

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now that wasn't very nice

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hey

neither is this

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now stevie now

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hold tight

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contact

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goodbye

sanchez boom

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maybe we'll get picked up by one of

those luxury ships

we couldn't afford it

oh yes we could

burns emeralds

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what a smart little jewel thief you are

harry maxwell

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so

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you