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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:32,400 Are you recording? 2 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:34,280 So what do I most like? 3 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:36,440 Waking up late in the morning. 4 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:38,560 I always wake up very early. 5 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:40,720 As they say, the early bird gets the worm. 6 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:45,520 Well, I like to take things easy. 7 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:46,480 I hate laziness. 8 00:00:49,480 --> 00:00:50,640 I'm a vegetarian. 9 00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:51,760 I'm a true carnivore. 10 00:00:54,440 --> 00:00:55,480 Not a raw vegan. 11 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:59,480 I love vegetables, seitan, tofu, cooked rightly. 12 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:02,120 A nice grilled steak, simple things. 13 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:03,160 But meat if possible. 14 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:12,000 White wine. 15 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:14,160 Lightly shaken, fresh. 16 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:16,400 Obviously red wine, with body, I mean. 17 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:24,200 Sea or mountain? 18 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:25,760 The mountain. 19 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:27,160 Sea! Sea all my life! 20 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:32,080 On TV? 21 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:34,320 A nice romantic film. 22 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:36,880 Yes, I'm romantic. 23 00:01:36,960 --> 00:01:38,160 You can't tell, huh? 24 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:40,440 Don't listen to people who say I'm a hyena. 25 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:51,440 On TV, I watch not much. 26 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:53,400 Sport, I like sport. 27 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:54,920 As I'm sporty… 28 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:56,960 Sport. 29 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:05,040 Well, my heart's team is unique, like Mom. Juve! 30 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:06,880 Rome of course! 31 00:02:10,640 --> 00:02:15,000 The most important thing for me must be… love. 32 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:16,440 Obviously, after my son, 33 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:18,280 it must be love. 34 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:44,240 In astrology, love is always represented by an opposition. In most… 35 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:45,840 Come on, answer! 36 00:02:45,920 --> 00:02:49,400 In most cases, Taurus are tempted to dodge… 37 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:55,760 To love truly, 38 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:58,760 it's necessary for the other to… 39 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:03,200 A straight line inevitably leading opposites to clash. 40 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:07,840 {\an8}FOUR MONTHS EARLIER 41 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:11,480 {\an8}One licks my left nipple, the other my right one. 42 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:14,200 Slowly, very slowly. 43 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:18,600 Then their tongues slowly go down to my chest. Very slowly. 44 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:21,400 And I become the universe! 45 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:25,680 Doctor, the universe here doesn't even touch me with a finger. 46 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:28,720 -It's just a fantasy. -I should hope so. 47 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:30,120 Marika, 48 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:31,680 don't underestimate fantasies. 49 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:34,240 -They're the spice of a relationship. -Really? 50 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:37,280 Good! Because I'm a bit spiced up too, you know? 51 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:40,720 For example, the boy who brings us our shopping, Karim, 52 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:44,480 you know how often I've imagined him on top of me, with his pecs-- 53 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:46,800 -Marika! -They're just fantasies. 54 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:47,920 I don't do anything. 55 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,960 Yes, fantasies. Costs me a fortune in home supplies though. 56 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:52,480 Do you go and do the shopping? 57 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:56,560 He talks so much, and then enrolled in the Thai massage center. 58 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:58,400 €500 a month. 59 00:03:58,480 --> 00:03:59,800 For sciatica! 60 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:02,320 -Wasn't it the cervical sprain? -They sorted that out. 61 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:03,880 I know how they sorted it out. 62 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:05,400 -Pig! -You see? 63 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:07,920 This isn't a couples' dialectic. She's offensive! 64 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,880 Agreed, but she expressed an opinion about you, 65 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:13,480 and it's a start, a way to meet up. 66 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:15,400 -You try it too. -Oh yeah? 67 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:18,240 Slut! That immigrant must be 20. 68 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:19,320 Calm down! 69 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:25,000 And they can't say damask makes you look old, 70 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:27,000 because with solid color, it's stylish. 71 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:28,560 Watch that car. Watch it. 72 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:31,160 We'll have the walls pastel, because pastel's nice. 73 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:33,840 Biodegradable paint. I care about the environment. 74 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:36,080 Change lanes. He's sleeping on the bypass! 75 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:40,400 We'll knock down the studio wall. What do you need the studio for? 76 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:43,320 You have Dad's. Then we'll knock down the other wall. 77 00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:46,480 -We'll enter from the neighbor's. -Didn't I tell you? 78 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:48,360 I didn't tell you! Lisualdi? 79 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:50,840 Her time is coming. 80 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:53,560 But I have no doubt. I'm all for euthanasia. 81 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:55,400 If it happens to you, I'll unplug. 82 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,400 Look, in 500 meters, we have to take the ramp. 83 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:00,520 Turn signal. Turn signal, I'm telling you! 84 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:09,440 Your daughter and I are separated at home. 85 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:10,360 So? 86 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:12,120 So instead of ignoring it, 87 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:14,720 you could give me a hand and get her to understand. 88 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:17,360 She keeps making plans like we just got married. 89 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:18,440 Fine, good. 90 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:22,080 I mean, she does it for you, for your career. 91 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:24,280 How could you be credible? Just think! 92 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:26,480 A separated couples therapist 93 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:28,440 is like an obese dietologist. 94 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:31,680 It's about image, Stefano. 95 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:33,880 Das Bild. 96 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:36,480 Take me. 97 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:38,960 You know how many years it's been since I made love to my wife? 98 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:39,880 No. 99 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:41,240 Thirty two. 100 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:46,720 Norman, I'm not like that. 101 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:48,760 I can't settle for the facade. 102 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:51,160 Well, then, 103 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:54,920 please let me have my study, that I'm paying for, by Monday. 104 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:57,200 Clear out. 105 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:05,120 So, Via Gallia, 37. It should be here. 106 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:09,480 There's space too. Great! 107 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:27,280 Excuse me! 108 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:31,280 I can't get out. Could you move just a little? 109 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:36,840 Sorry, did you hear? I'm blocked. 110 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:38,960 Listen, I'm late. Try the other side. 111 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:42,200 -But that's blocked too! -Then sorry, it isn't my problem. 112 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:44,560 You should have noticed the space was too narrow. 113 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:47,920 No polemics. It's just about civil manners. 114 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,880 -Don't raise your voice! -I'm not. I want to get out! 115 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:52,480 I bet if I'd been a man, 116 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:55,360 you'd have gotten into reverse gear and looked for another space. 117 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:59,080 Because I'm a woman, you expect me to get back in the car and move it 118 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:00,840 so I arrive late for my appointment. 119 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:03,920 You're wasting more time speaking than if you moved the car. 120 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,520 By now, you'd already be at your appointment. 121 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:07,800 I know people like you. 122 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:11,320 You think the world revolves around you and you're a superior race. 123 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:12,880 Well, I think the facts… 124 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:15,320 Go on. Go right on. Attack me. 125 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:16,800 Feel a man. 126 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:19,160 All right, fuck you! 127 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:21,680 Bitch! 128 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:27,800 Shit! 129 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:32,440 With two entrance halls, you'd also have two separate entrances, 130 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:35,000 one for the study and the other for where you live, 131 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:37,680 like the lawyer opposite. 132 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:40,560 Yes, interesting, but I was thinking of spending less. 133 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:44,200 Look, here's the landlord. Maybe… 134 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:48,400 Dr. Parisi wants to spend 1500 at most. 135 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:49,320 Parisi? 136 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:50,560 But… 137 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:52,080 -Stefano Parisi? -Yes. 138 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:53,320 I don't believe it. 139 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:54,800 Ciccio! 140 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:57,240 Go, miss, I'll see to this. 141 00:07:57,760 --> 00:07:58,720 Don't you recognize me? 142 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:00,160 Alessandro Torrini! 143 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:01,840 No way! 144 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:04,480 -How many, though? -At least 20 kilos ago. 145 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:08,000 Remember at the sea? "Dive in, Ciccio. The water's high!" 146 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:09,800 But we were all on our knees! 147 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:11,560 Yes. Nice joke. It got my ankle. 148 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:13,480 Ciccio! 149 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:16,880 At times, I stop and look at my son in his cot, right? 150 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:18,360 -You have a son? -Valerio. 151 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:22,960 Well, he's there, and looks at me with those big eyes, 152 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:25,320 and shows me I'm everything for him. 153 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:27,120 And so I think, 154 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:30,080 "Who the fuck made me have him?" 155 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:32,880 Congratulations on your sincerity. 156 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:34,960 And you, Doctor? Married? Children? 157 00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:36,120 Yes, and no. 158 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:39,400 In order, married, yes, but separated at home. 159 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:41,000 Children, no. 160 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:42,800 -Sorry. -It's ok! 161 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:45,320 My wife. 162 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:47,680 Sole, what is it? 163 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:52,000 It's at the other end of the city, but if I have to come… 164 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:55,480 Fine. I'm coming. Yes. Bye. 165 00:08:57,320 --> 00:08:58,600 All alike, huh? 166 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:01,560 It's a subtle mediation task. 167 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:04,040 But everything is, isn't it? 168 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:09,000 For example, you ask for 1800, but I'm willing to spend 1500. 169 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:12,800 Why not mediate and go for 1600? 170 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:14,640 What do you think? Is it a deal? 171 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:38,280 Amanda! Come out! I have to speak to you! 172 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,360 Sorry, what's up? 173 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:44,560 The lawyer's stopping me from seeing my wife. 174 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:46,640 I'm not stopping anyone. 175 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:48,120 It's you. 176 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:51,480 Did you find a place today? 177 00:09:51,560 --> 00:09:55,680 There's no use bringing reinforcements. The court's issued a restraining order. 178 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:57,800 You have to be at least 50 meters from your wife! 179 00:09:57,880 --> 00:10:00,440 It's you making me look like a criminal. 180 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:02,400 I never laid a finger on my wife. 181 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:05,120 I'm no one's reinforcement. I'm here, in front. 182 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:07,440 And your chaos is annoying me. 183 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:11,320 Amanda! Tell them I never even touched you. 184 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:13,720 I can swear it on our son's life. 185 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:16,080 Let him speak to his wife and get it over with. 186 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:17,120 Lump it. 187 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:20,640 When a woman decides, she decides. Sign the divorce, or we'll meet in court. 188 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:23,080 Were you born a bitch, or did you graduate in it? 189 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:24,920 Yes, I got a degree. 190 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:28,680 But I guess you were born a natural asshole. 191 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:32,840 Crivelli, don't complicate things. I remind you this is private property. 192 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:38,280 A notification to the judge could compromise your position. 193 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:41,160 Crivelli! 194 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:43,640 Come out. You're my guest. 195 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:45,760 I'm calling the police. 196 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:51,360 If the police come, they can't do anything. You're my guest. 197 00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:05,080 This time he seemed sincere. 198 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:07,520 He just wants to pay less alimony. 199 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,160 Don't worry. It'll start again. 200 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:18,520 Claustrophobic? 201 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:35,240 Can you believe it? 202 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:37,720 All of this mess because of a woman. 203 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:39,960 Nothing to be done about it. It's in their DNA. 204 00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:42,680 Then, this lawyer… 205 00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:43,840 She's pretty, too. 206 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,880 A beautiful bitch. The worst kind. 207 00:12:03,680 --> 00:12:05,040 Mom, I'm going to bed. 208 00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:08,240 I'm not crying. 209 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:11,240 Yeah right. You've seen it 100 times, and you always cry. 210 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:15,440 All right, goodnight. 211 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:16,520 Night, my love. 212 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,280 I'm in court today. I don't know when I'll be done. 213 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:28,440 You'll eat with your uncle. 214 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:30,560 Remember your homework, and no PlayStation. 215 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:31,880 Yes, Mom. 216 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:32,840 Wait. 217 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:36,000 I got you the croissant with cream that you love so much. 218 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:37,520 -Thanks, Mom. -Excuse me. 219 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:38,960 My kiss? 220 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:43,800 -Bye. -Bye, sweetie. 221 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,080 -Have a good day at work. -Thanks. 222 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:02,880 If she turns around by three, she loves me. 223 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:05,880 One… 224 00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:07,960 Did you bring the money? 225 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:09,360 No. 226 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:10,960 Well, then, 227 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:12,560 I'll take this. 228 00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:19,000 Make sure you bring it next week! 229 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:23,200 Mr. Crivelli, where were you when they removed your son's tonsils? 230 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:25,280 Where was I? I was working. 231 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:27,240 Were you working when he had his First Communion? 232 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:29,000 My client was out of the country. 233 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:32,560 Well? Is it a crime to be absent because of work? 234 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:34,080 Amanda, you tell them. 235 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:40,400 I didn't want to get to this point. 236 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:43,440 We have to defend ourselves from men like your husband. 237 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:51,360 Braschi, if you're thinking about leaving your wife, that's not the solution. 238 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:53,520 We've been working forever 239 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:57,680 on the issue of you and your wife accepting each other's fantasies. 240 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:00,880 -You can't throw everything away! -I understand. 241 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,680 But fantasies are one thing. 242 00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:07,560 It's another thing to come home after work and find Karim in our bed. 243 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:09,600 Karim is the delivery boy? 244 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:11,440 In your bed? 245 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:14,520 Since the spouses are not in agreement regarding property relationships, 246 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:18,800 I ask that the court order a divorce settlement of €50,000. 247 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:20,680 Fifty thousand? Is she nuts? 248 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:23,520 Amanda, tell them that I don't have €50,000. 249 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:24,800 Who has that kind of money? 250 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:30,000 Did you discuss it the next day? 251 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:32,680 I've been at my mother's for three days. 252 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:34,120 That's the problem. 253 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:36,760 Your wife doesn't need a boy who runs back to mommy. 254 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:39,320 Your wife needs a man. 255 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:42,280 And if you decide that you want to be alone, 256 00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:45,200 stop complaining and be alone. 257 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,120 You're right, Doctor. 258 00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:48,960 I don't need Marika. 259 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:52,920 I can easily live without Marika. 260 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:56,560 In fact, now that I've decided, I feel better. 261 00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:58,640 Fuck it! 262 00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:00,640 Ma'am, I have to be honest. 263 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:03,240 I turned to you to for protection, 264 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,240 not to destroy my husband. 265 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:07,520 First, let's decide who gets what. 266 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:09,920 Then you go back to him and come to an agreement 267 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,560 even if he'll just take advantage of you yet again. 268 00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:13,600 Ma'am, 269 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:15,760 what did men do to you? 270 00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:18,960 1 NEW MESSAGE 271 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:20,640 WE HAD A GOOD TIME LAST NIGHT 272 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,240 Honey, enough with the messages. 273 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:24,640 It's my birthday. I have to respond to them. 274 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:26,600 -You have to go get the cake. -I'm going. 275 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,800 -Is there any pussy? -Dad, get a drink, 276 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:33,400 and don't embarrass us like you usually do. 277 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:34,960 Are you crazy? 278 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:38,520 The last time I did that, I met your mother! Come on. 279 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,000 Hey, you made it. 280 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:43,280 -Hi. -Hi. Well? 281 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:44,560 -Happy Birthday. -Thank you. 282 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:45,480 This is Mariasole. 283 00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:48,760 -The wife. -My pleasure, Alessandro. 284 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:52,880 This is Rita. She arranges what I do on Saturdays and where we spend Christmas. 285 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,520 She's practically my wife! 286 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:57,640 This is Valerio, his son. 287 00:15:57,720 --> 00:15:58,800 Come on, Ciccio! 288 00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:00,560 Let's let the ladies chat, 289 00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:03,080 and let's go give my sister a nice surprise! 290 00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:06,480 Directly from the summers of our childhoods, Stefano Parisi! 291 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:07,920 Ciccio? 292 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,920 I'll leave you alone. You must have so much to tell each other. 293 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,320 Damn! What a great birthday! 294 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:20,160 -Ciccio, come out! -Come on. We know you're in there! 295 00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:21,760 Come on! 296 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:23,120 Come out! 297 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:24,200 Ciccio, come out! 298 00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:29,960 You can come out. They left. 299 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:39,600 If you want to be my boyfriend, you can't let them treat you like that. 300 00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:46,480 -So, you became a lawyer. -So, you became an asshole. 301 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:48,280 Mom. 302 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:51,160 -Can I have another piece of cake? -Of course, sweetie. 303 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:54,040 Is he your son? 304 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:55,720 You deduced that all by yourself? 305 00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:01,640 I'd say we've started off on the wrong foot. 306 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:05,080 What do you say if we just stop here and then start over? 307 00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:08,880 I have to think about it. 308 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:12,320 You won't get away so easily. We want you to sing. 309 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:14,720 -Nice to meet you. Carolina. -Hi. Stefano. 310 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,240 Where were you hiding him? 311 00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:20,120 In old photo albums. I'm going to go sing. 312 00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:23,760 Did you ever think about being on TV? 313 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:25,760 You have a piercing glance. 314 00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:28,080 You have one that slays! 315 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:30,600 If you want to, let me know. I… 316 00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:32,360 I'm a producer. 317 00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:33,560 Yes. Thanks. 318 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,800 -See you around. -Bye. 319 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:05,800 Come here. 320 00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:10,600 When I said your mother was a bitch, 321 00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:12,640 I didn't know she was your mother. 322 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:14,360 -But you like her. -No. 323 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:16,520 She sings really well. 324 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,240 Honey, it's not what you think. 325 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:47,200 "We had a good time last night." What the fuck does that mean? 326 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:49,240 Now tell me you go out with friends. 327 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:50,880 It's from one of my friends. 328 00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:53,360 "I can't wait to do it again?" Fuck you! 329 00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:56,080 It was a reunion of friends! 330 00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:57,640 Fuck you! 331 00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:59,040 What a shitty birthday. 332 00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:00,720 You've always been a jerk. 333 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:03,080 Anyway, there's no pussy in sight here. 334 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:07,120 The only beddable one is that one there with my grandson in her arms. 335 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:09,040 -A great ass! -Dad, please! Come on! 336 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:13,520 Excuse me, but you're a couples therapist. Give me a hand! 337 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,160 Hey, Ciccio, come here a second. 338 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:19,400 What a beautiful baby! 339 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:23,760 He has the same deep eyes as his mother. 340 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,400 Eyes to lose yourself in. 341 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:28,080 Look, he's your grandson. 342 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:30,520 -Ah, yes. -And I think he wet himself. 343 00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:32,600 We'll change him later. 344 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:37,160 Keep your hands in plain view. 345 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:38,600 Fuck you! 346 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:41,600 You have to be more convincing. It's not a rhetorical question. 347 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:44,240 You really want to know what makes your wife happy. 348 00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:47,320 Rita, please tell me. What makes you happy? 349 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:48,360 Fuck you! 350 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:50,400 Ok. Plan B. 351 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:51,760 The classics. 352 00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:54,120 To open my eyes in the morning. 353 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,960 -To open my eyes in the morning… -Fuck you! 354 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,320 To know that you are there for all of my days. 355 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,880 Rita, in the love I feel for you, 356 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:05,800 I don't look for a profit, nor for a detached sort of pleasure. 357 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:08,800 What I look for is pleasure… 358 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,000 In your satisfaction and happiness. 359 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:14,920 In your satisfaction and in your happiness! 360 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,800 -What am I saying? -It's Leibniz. 361 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:20,720 Leibniz, the one from Sampdoria. 362 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:24,920 Well, not everyone can recite philosophy on the level of Leibniz! 363 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:28,120 Yes. He's quite a smooth operator! 364 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:30,120 To have a smooth operator like him… 365 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:31,720 And now? 366 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:35,200 Now it's time to tell her something true. 367 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:37,160 Rita, I lied to you. 368 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:39,600 I tell you 20 or 25 lies a week. 369 00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:41,400 Even 30. 370 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:43,680 I lie because I don't want to disappoint you. 371 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:45,360 I do it because I love you. 372 00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:46,600 Rita, I know that… 373 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:49,640 I know that this is probably the worst way to tell you. 374 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:52,240 But the most truthful thing that I feel like saying is… 375 00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:54,680 Rita, I'm a jerk. 376 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,240 Thirty lies? 377 00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:06,120 Twenty. I exaggerated a little. 378 00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:20,120 In my opinion, you convinced her when you said, "jerk." 379 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:21,320 Hands! 380 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:25,640 Less traffic on the side street. 381 00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:29,040 Real estate agents work with the doormen, 382 00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:31,640 because doormen never mind their own business. 383 00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:34,600 It cost me €500 to be kept informed! 384 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:37,720 If they go with someone else, I'll be pissed at you. 385 00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:41,720 We just left a party where, among other things, I was having fun, 386 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:46,120 to run home and convince the family of a poor woman who just died, 387 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:47,520 to sell us her apartment? 388 00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:50,800 But we don't need to expand the house. 389 00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:52,440 We don't have any plans. 390 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:55,080 We don't have children. We're not even a couple anymore! 391 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:58,840 Could you speed up? I knew I shouldn't have gone to that party. 392 00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:01,360 I spent the evening with that man's hands on my ass, 393 00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:03,920 and now we're losing the chance to expand the house 394 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,560 because of you, because you can't drive! 395 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:09,960 What are you doing? 396 00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:12,640 -I'm getting out. -What? 397 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:15,760 From tonight on, I'm sleeping at the office! 398 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:17,880 Stefano! 399 00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:21,320 But I don't know how to drive! 400 00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:27,520 Why did you punch someone? 401 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:31,120 Mom, I didn't punch anyone. They punched me. 402 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:34,480 Dean, this school is responsible for these minors, 403 00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:38,520 and the fact that one boy attacked another is intolerable. 404 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:40,600 I could sue you for negligence. 405 00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:43,320 I understand your concerns. 406 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:47,080 But this seems to have been just a little skirmish between boys. 407 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:49,600 -The judge will decide that. -Mrs. Torrini-- 408 00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:53,080 I'm a lawyer. You've no idea what kind of trouble you're getting into. 409 00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:56,400 This is assault with bodily injury. And since the victim is a minor, 410 00:22:56,480 --> 00:23:00,400 the responsibility is yours and the parents' of the aggressor. 411 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:03,880 So, remove the boy immediately, 412 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:06,680 or I will sue the parents of all of my son's friends 413 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:09,040 for complicity and incitement to bullying. 414 00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:11,880 This way, the others will beat me up, too. 415 00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:13,840 And I'll make them go away, too. 416 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:23,920 Listen, I saw a film where someone hired a lawyer for one dollar. 417 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,120 Would you be my therapist for one euro? 418 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:29,680 -Not without your mother's consent. -You said she was a bitch. 419 00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:31,440 Come in. 420 00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:39,040 Do I have to make the shot? 421 00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:41,200 You think you can? With your heavy butt? 422 00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:43,280 Ciccio! 423 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:53,520 Then, I dream of playing basketball. 424 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:56,880 I throw the ball. When the ball hits the hoop, it blows up! 425 00:23:56,960 --> 00:24:01,040 I mean, it's a real massacre! All of my friends die. 426 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,120 But how many have you killed? 427 00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:05,920 Well, 428 00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:09,840 if we count the ones from this morning, 429 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:11,920 we're up to 430 00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:14,560 321. 431 00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:16,240 So, 188 adults, 432 00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:19,760 fifty-six classmates, two basketball teams… 433 00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:22,720 -Two teams? -The ones that didn't pick me in tryouts. 434 00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:24,840 Then, four of Mom's friends 435 00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:27,320 and then the janitor. Four times. 436 00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:29,480 -Does that count? -Why do you count them? 437 00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:34,480 So that when I turn myself in, I won't make a mistake. 438 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:35,760 But… 439 00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:39,480 Have you ever talked about all this with your mother? 440 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:42,000 She won't listen to me. 441 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,960 All right, then, I'm going. 442 00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:48,680 I'll see you tomorrow same time. 443 00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:49,760 Tomorrow? 444 00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:50,720 Bye. 445 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,920 Your uncle is coming to get you. You'll stay with him. 446 00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:56,520 Why can't I sleep at home? 447 00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:59,520 Because I'm going to a tango lesson, and I'll be back late. 448 00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:04,360 Will you at least tell me what you did today? 449 00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:07,200 Luca? 450 00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:09,840 I went to my analyst. 451 00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:11,920 Ok. Did you have a good ti-- 452 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:16,040 What do you mean, "analyst"? 453 00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:20,920 What analyst? 454 00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:25,640 My uncle's friend. The one next door. 455 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:28,480 Article 33. 456 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:32,000 When minors are involved, the consent to therapeutic treatment 457 00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:35,080 must be given by the legal guardian, which is me! 458 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:36,080 Your eye is-- 459 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,680 Don't change the subject. I'll have your license revoked. 460 00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:39,760 Is that clear? 461 00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:48,720 Listen, I didn't treat anyone. 462 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:50,200 Your son invaded my office. 463 00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:57,880 Anyway, your son needs help. And I'm starting to understand why, too. 464 00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:02,560 You have no idea the trouble you'll have if you don't leave my son alone. 465 00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:05,480 Someone has to take care of him, since you don't. 466 00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:10,560 I'm warning you. I'm about to call the police. 467 00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:13,600 Could you call the fire department? I locked myself out. 468 00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:02,240 Look who it is. It's incredible, both of us here! 469 00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:04,840 In the heart of Rome. What a coincidence. 470 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:06,440 -Really? -Don't you remember? 471 00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:10,040 I'm the producer, from Alessandro's house. Claudia's friend. 472 00:27:10,120 --> 00:27:12,880 -Carolina, right? -Yes. In the flesh. 473 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:17,640 You know, the other evening you really surprised me. 474 00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:20,760 Not many men manage to do that. 475 00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:24,360 Well, it's my job to understand other people's problems. 476 00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:28,560 Can you really understand so quickly what's going on in people's minds? 477 00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:30,640 -Depends on the people. -Let's take the stairs. 478 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:31,760 For example, 479 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,520 what am I thinking now? 480 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,520 I'm a psychologist, not a psychic. 481 00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:40,280 Then I'll tell you. Go that way. 482 00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:42,240 I'm thinking 483 00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:45,960 how sexy Stefano is 484 00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:47,920 in a sweat suit. 485 00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:56,400 Ok, all right. I was a little aggressive, maybe a little too direct, 486 00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,480 and to be perfectly honest, 487 00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:00,040 I'm not here by chance. 488 00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:03,760 But you already figured that out, right? 489 00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:09,040 And in a world full of frightened men incapable of taking the initiative, 490 00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:10,880 we women have to go forward, right? 491 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:12,240 Go that way. 492 00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,040 All right, Carolina. 493 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:23,560 If this is what you want… 494 00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:28,680 You're at the peak of your fertility, but you're not interested in kids, 495 00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:30,280 because you're a career woman. 496 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:32,680 Sexually emancipated to the point 497 00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:36,240 that your relationships never last more than… three months. 498 00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:38,960 Because either the man bores you, or he runs away. 499 00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:42,240 And you're right. The world is full of frightened men, 500 00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:45,960 who don't know how to take the initiative, but I'm not one of them. 501 00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:48,600 All right, then. Choose me. 502 00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:53,840 Carolina, I'm sorry, but I was with a woman 503 00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:56,840 who told me what to do, and it didn't work. 504 00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:58,680 Good night. 505 00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:09,360 -Evening. -Good evening. 506 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,640 -What floor? -The same as the young lady. 507 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,840 -You speak Spanish? -Yes. 508 00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:23,080 I studied for three years in València. 509 00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:24,040 València? 510 00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:26,240 The nightlife of València! 511 00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:28,000 The girls are spectacular, right? 512 00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:31,000 The most beautiful girls in the world. 513 00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:39,880 -Good luck, friend. -Thanks. 514 00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:46,920 Wait for me a second. 515 00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:58,520 My son doesn't need your help! 516 00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:00,720 Weren't you…? Let's discuss it tomorrow. 517 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:03,120 -He doesn't have any problems! -No self-esteem. 518 00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:06,000 -You were afraid of your shadow. -They tease him at school. 519 00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:07,440 They massacred you. 520 00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:09,480 Exactly. He's like I was. He has no friends. 521 00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:12,080 Well, you had me. 522 00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:14,280 And he doesn't even have that. 523 00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:17,640 He keeps a list of people he kills in his dreams. 524 00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:18,840 He's an organized boy-- 525 00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:19,840 He does what? 526 00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:22,400 It happens, 527 00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:24,600 but it's not normal that he tells me and not you. 528 00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:27,560 -Are you saying I don't listen to my son? -Do you? 529 00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:29,440 Of course I listen to him. 530 00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:32,640 And what do you know about being a mother? 531 00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:35,240 What do you know about what my son needs? 532 00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:37,920 I'm getting an idea. But I'll discuss that with my patient. 533 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,440 He's not your patient. 534 00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:40,840 Luca thinks differently. 535 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,720 Does his opinion matter to you? 536 00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:48,560 What do you want from me? 537 00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:06,080 -Happy? -I thought it would be better. 538 00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:15,080 Everything all right? 539 00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:28,720 How do I kiss? 540 00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:30,680 I'm in paradise! 541 00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:34,880 What the fuck? You kissed her? 542 00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:39,680 Look, this woman, she's a hyena. 543 00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:42,800 This is not the little girl you liked when you were ten! 544 00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:44,880 She's… 545 00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:47,600 She's psychotic. 546 00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:52,280 She's back. 547 00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:56,880 Maybe I didn't explain myself well before. 548 00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:00,600 I wasn't talking about spending the rest of our lives together. 549 00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:04,160 I was talking about the next six to eight hours. 550 00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:07,520 Look, I'm not so sensitive about certain matters, either… 551 00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:12,160 Afterwards you'll leave? 552 00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:23,560 "Polar Opposites." 553 00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:27,040 It has a nice ring to it as a title. Do you want to make it a program? 554 00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:29,000 Don't look through my stuff. 555 00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:31,920 It's interesting. How did you come up with it? 556 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:38,240 The programs are full of fake couples who fake arguments in public, right? 557 00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:40,880 Instead, I always deal with reality. 558 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:45,160 So, wouldn't it be better to talk about real things? 559 00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:47,960 Real couples who do real therapy? 560 00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:52,760 Why radio? Do it on TV. You have charisma, sex appeal, looks. 561 00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:54,160 I can give you a hand. 562 00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:57,680 I'll make a few calls, then I'll let you know. 563 00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:00,400 -We will see each other again, right? -Yes. 564 00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:05,400 I have a patient in half an hour. 565 00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:07,200 Yes. I was just leaving. 566 00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:17,000 Hey, kid. How are you? 567 00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:18,720 -And you are? -Manolo. 568 00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,560 Why are you speaking Spanish? 569 00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:22,120 Because I'm Spanish. 570 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:23,360 Here it says 571 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:27,000 that your name is Efisio, and that you're from Chioggia. 572 00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:30,200 Be quiet, kid, or you'll destroy me. 573 00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:32,120 -Gimme that! -Why are you pretending? 574 00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:33,840 Ever seen a Venetian tango teacher? 575 00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:35,560 Ok, I'll be quiet. 576 00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:37,440 -But get lost. -All right! 577 00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:40,760 Listen, do you want this as a souvenir? 578 00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:41,760 Give me the souvenir! 579 00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:44,880 That'll be €50, dear Mr. Efisio from Chioggia. 580 00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:47,360 -Fifty? -Luca. What are you doing here? 581 00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:50,240 My uncle called, 582 00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:52,200 and he said he wasn't coming by. 583 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:53,400 So, I went to bed. 584 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,160 I'm leaving! 585 00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:58,480 So, you slept here? 586 00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:00,200 -Great. -Yes. 587 00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:03,440 Listen, sweetie… 588 00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:06,960 the man you saw 589 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:08,760 is Mom's friend, 590 00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:11,640 that she hasn't seen in a long time, 591 00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:14,440 and who needed a place to sleep, so-- 592 00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:17,120 Yes, all right, Mom. I get it. Come on. He's your friend. 593 00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:18,080 Yes. 594 00:34:18,720 --> 00:34:22,280 But why do all your friends that come sleep here yell? 595 00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:25,640 Let's get you to school. Hurry up! 596 00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:28,920 Don't run! 597 00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:58,320 And anyway, I'm a great kisser! 598 00:35:00,240 --> 00:35:02,800 Lying is the end of a marriage. 599 00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:06,200 That doesn't mean you have to tell each other everything. 600 00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:08,920 We all have our little secrets. 601 00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:12,160 But you should tell each other the truth every day. 602 00:35:12,720 --> 00:35:14,160 You could easily lie. 603 00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:15,960 Who says you can't? 604 00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:17,840 Real estate agents never lie. 605 00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:21,040 Judicial truth and objective truth are two different things. 606 00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:23,200 The important thing is not to contradict yourself 607 00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:24,480 and to be convincing. 608 00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:25,960 That's what I'm here for. 609 00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:32,400 Mrs. Castelli. 610 00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:34,280 Ms. Torrini. Good evening. 611 00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:37,880 I expected you in my office yesterday. Did something happen? 612 00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:42,840 No. In fact, I should have called you. I'm sorry. It's just that… 613 00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:45,360 You know, my mom, the swelling in her legs… 614 00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:48,760 -Then the dog, poor thing… -All right, I've prepared your case. 615 00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:51,760 I wanted to go over it with you before presenting it. 616 00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:54,200 -We'll rip your husband to shreds. -All done! 617 00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:56,280 My husband. 618 00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:59,680 -I wanted to give him a second chance. -Great! 619 00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:01,840 I have to thank that bitch of a lawyer she's got. 620 00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:06,720 If my wife hadn't gone to her, I never would have met that therapist. 621 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:09,200 Nice to meet you. Cristiano Ridolfi. You are? 622 00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:10,640 Her bitch of a lawyer. 623 00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:16,200 Valerio! 624 00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:20,800 -Claudia? -Do you realize what you've done? 625 00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:23,760 I don't care that we've known each other since we were little. 626 00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:25,600 He's not a friend. He's an asshole. 627 00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:27,000 I remind you, Alessandro, 628 00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:30,440 that I am a divorce lawyer, and he is a couples therapist. 629 00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:33,200 Having him in front of my office discourages my clients! 630 00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:35,160 He has to leave. Talk to him. 631 00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:37,320 Actually, no. I'll talk to him! 632 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:43,280 Valerio! 633 00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:51,640 {\an8}YOU HAVE TO LEAVE! 634 00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:06,800 -Drive! Carlo wants to beat me up. -Why? 635 00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:10,440 -Because I like Giada, his girlfriend. -Well, if she's his… 636 00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:13,160 She's not really his. That's just what he says. 637 00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:14,320 What does she say? 638 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:18,880 -I've never talked to her. -You like her, and you never talk to her? 639 00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:20,800 I know, but I'm embarrassed. 640 00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:24,680 I'll talk to this Carlo. Where is he? 641 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,080 -Which one of you is Carlo? -Me. 642 00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:45,600 Will you come to my birthday party? 643 00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:47,080 Yes. 644 00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:49,000 Everything ok? 645 00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:50,360 Ok. 646 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,480 More together. A little more. 647 00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:56,600 Come on. Happy faces! 648 00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:00,240 One, two… 649 00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:02,200 Perfect! 650 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,960 Happy birthday, dear grandson. 651 00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:06,120 Thanks, Grandpa. 652 00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:11,760 Dad, you gave him a Barbie doll? 653 00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:14,160 He has to know what the beautiful things in life are. 654 00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:18,120 Do you want to open the other gifts or wait for your friends? 655 00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:21,000 -No one is coming. -What? Did you invite them? 656 00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:23,040 They'll come, you'll see. Let's hope. 657 00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:26,160 Yeah, right! I already know they're at Carlo's party. 658 00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:27,160 Who's Carlo? 659 00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:29,200 You don't even know who my classmates are! 660 00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:34,040 Could you answer the door, please? 661 00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:36,600 -See? They're here! -Let's hope. 662 00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:39,560 There. See how many gifts? Aren't you glad? 663 00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:41,600 Hello, everyone. 664 00:38:42,240 --> 00:38:43,840 -Happy birthday! -Thanks. 665 00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:45,040 Do you need something? 666 00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:47,160 No, I've come for Luca's party. 667 00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:48,440 -You came. -Who's missing? 668 00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:50,920 Everybody. 669 00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:56,040 Will you give me a hand bringing in your present? 670 00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:58,800 What do you mean by "give me a hand"? 671 00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:02,760 Yes! 672 00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:05,520 It's the power of rock'n'roll. 673 00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:10,400 Considering the fact that my son doesn't even play the flute, 674 00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:12,960 congratulations! It's a perfect gift! 675 00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:15,360 The drums are the heart of the band. 676 00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:19,160 They keep the tempo. Without drums, there's no band. 677 00:39:19,240 --> 00:39:21,800 You haven't figured out that my son doesn't have a band! 678 00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:24,600 You haven't figured out that this gift is therapeutic! 679 00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:26,920 Drums are egocentric. They raise self-esteem. 680 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,520 They'll help Luca fit in. 681 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,720 There's nowhere for me to fit in. 682 00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:32,800 Don't you see they all blew me off? 683 00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:33,920 They're all at Carlo's. 684 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,000 Then we'll go there, too. 685 00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:39,920 -Where are we going? -Why? Are you coming, too? 686 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,440 Fuck off! 687 00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:48,840 I'm sorry, but Luca Torrini isn't on the list. 688 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:52,240 -What list? They're little boys. -You have to be on the list. 689 00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:56,080 All right. 690 00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:00,320 -Do you want to try the back door? -No. Forget it. 691 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,920 Excuse me. Is this where the birthday party is? 692 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,400 I have to deliver the cake. 693 00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:08,000 Yes, it's here. 694 00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:11,280 What were you thinking? This is misappropriation. 695 00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:13,560 -Come on. For a cake? -Yes, for a cake. 696 00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:17,200 Thanks for making my son into a criminal. It's three months to six years. 697 00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:18,840 What do you say, partner? 698 00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:21,560 Should we surrender or fight to the bitter end? 699 00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:23,600 Let's fight to the bitter end! 700 00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:26,320 -If they arrest us, we'll negotiate. -You're crazy. 701 00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:29,680 And anyway, we have a cake for 50 people and not even one guest. 702 00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:56,880 Look, I know men like you. 703 00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:59,800 They use the child to get to the mother. 704 00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:03,800 I knew a guy who trained his son 705 00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:07,160 to steal ice cream from girls, just to start a conversation. 706 00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:12,480 I knew a little girl who wasn't afraid of anything. 707 00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:15,080 With one look, she was able to understand my difficulties. 708 00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:16,920 -How rhetorical. -But it's true. 709 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,960 But what does that matter? You were hopeless. 710 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,280 Why don't you understand your son's difficulties? 711 00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:28,000 You wanted to be a zoologist. 712 00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:31,280 You made me free all of the monkeys at the circus! 713 00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:32,760 Do you remember that night? 714 00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:34,640 Yes. 715 00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:37,600 So, what happened to your dreams? 716 00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:40,440 Where happened to the monkeys? 717 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:41,960 Luca! 718 00:41:56,640 --> 00:42:00,280 INVASION OF MONKEYS IN GAETA 719 00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:09,880 We always loved each other, of course. 720 00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:14,520 And we fought battles together for our country, 721 00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,240 political and social battles. 722 00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:18,320 Then what happened? 723 00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:22,680 She suddenly went to the Gruppo Misto and then to the opposition. 724 00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:24,360 No, to the government. 725 00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:27,440 Now with the government! And anyway, you recalled me. 726 00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:30,520 I can't stand him anymore. 727 00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:34,360 He takes me to work. He picks me up. He does the shopping with me. 728 00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:39,320 Sometimes I tell him, "Go out with friends, play soccer, do something." 729 00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:41,640 But no way. He always has to be with me! 730 00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:43,800 Maybe he's in love. 731 00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:45,640 After 15 years? 732 00:42:46,240 --> 00:42:47,600 Excuse me, but… 733 00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:50,120 Your sex life? 734 00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:54,840 Good. Great. 735 00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:57,360 I don't take her home… 736 00:42:57,440 --> 00:43:00,600 See, I don't think you two need a therapist. 737 00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:04,000 I came to you because they said you were a bulldozer, 738 00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:05,480 that no one can stop you. 739 00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:07,000 When it's necessary. 740 00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:10,720 If you'll allow me to say so, you don't need a lawyer. 741 00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:11,680 I don't? 742 00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:17,600 -Doctor. -Senator. 743 00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:18,720 -Lawyer. -Ma'am. 744 00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:20,200 -Doctor. -Your Honor. 745 00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:21,560 Ma'am, I must thank you. 746 00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:24,560 The doctor is really amazing! 747 00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:27,640 -I'll come with my husband. -I'll wait for you. Until then. 748 00:43:27,720 --> 00:43:28,720 Senator. 749 00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:32,480 -Goodbye. -Goodbye. 750 00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:34,640 Doctor, we have to thank you, too. 751 00:43:34,720 --> 00:43:37,440 The lawyer suggested a pact of mutual discretion 752 00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:40,320 that works everything out, so we're getting a divorce. 753 00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:44,400 The victory of negotiations! 754 00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:55,440 -Doctor. -Ma'am. 755 00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:58,000 I was thinking that for lunch we could… 756 00:43:58,080 --> 00:43:59,080 Forget it. 757 00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:07,120 Too bad! We could have talked about all the things we've never done before. 758 00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:12,120 Just a sandwich. 759 00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:21,840 I've never taken a walk on the beach in winter. 760 00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:24,640 I've never taken a cruise. 761 00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:29,080 I've never played such a stupid game. 762 00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:30,880 You missed out on a little imagination. 763 00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:33,800 Sorry if in the meantime I raised a son. 764 00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:34,880 One point for you. 765 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,760 Let's see. I've never… 766 00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:40,760 I've never had sex with two women. 767 00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:43,400 You don't know what you've missed. 768 00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:45,040 -Well… -No, wait. 769 00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:48,840 Two against one, or one against two? 770 00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:51,480 -You're so predictable. -Because… 771 00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:54,880 Now, let's see. I've never… 772 00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:56,400 I've never betrayed a woman. 773 00:44:58,040 --> 00:44:59,920 Then why did your wife leave you? 774 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,200 I left her. 775 00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:04,720 According to you men, it's always the woman's fault. 776 00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:07,880 I've heard a lot of excuses, some rather imaginative, even. 777 00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:12,040 She was no longer the woman I fell in love with. Simple. 778 00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:18,040 You need to revise the script at least every five years. 779 00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:20,160 That's how it happened to me. 780 00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:24,160 Running away from love is what you all do best. 781 00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:26,600 All right then. Ok. 782 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,800 I wasn't in love with her anymore. You didn't do much better. 783 00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:33,200 -What do you know? -You have a son. 784 00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:35,640 I still haven't heard anything about the dad. 785 00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:40,080 Maybe I said that the wrong way. I wanted to say 786 00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:44,680 that generalizations don't help us understand each other. 787 00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:50,640 And you're really interested? 788 00:45:51,720 --> 00:45:52,680 Yes. 789 00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:57,680 I had just had the test, 790 00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:00,200 and it was positive. 791 00:46:01,240 --> 00:46:02,480 And I was happy. 792 00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:07,000 So, I ran to the residence to tell him. 793 00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:10,520 And his wife opened the door. 794 00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:14,240 She had come to see him with their son. 795 00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:20,040 He had been married for three years, and he simply forgot to tell me. 796 00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:22,840 I say this to avoid generalizing. 797 00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:26,200 Did you hear? 798 00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:30,240 A horse stables. 799 00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:41,880 What? What are you doing? 800 00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:02,240 Come on! 801 00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:05,320 -Not a chance. -Hurry! 802 00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:07,160 Get off that horse! 803 00:47:07,240 --> 00:47:08,680 Come on, hurry up! 804 00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:10,440 Get up here! Hurry! Come on. 805 00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:13,840 He kidnapped me! You're a witness! 806 00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:18,240 Thieves! 807 00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:23,440 Horse stealing, violation of private property, and kidnapping! 808 00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:24,800 You're crazy! 809 00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:29,080 I'm not crazy. I'm Prince Charming. I'm carrying you off on my white horse! 810 00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:30,400 It's black! 811 00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:46,680 You'll take the horse back, right? 812 00:48:13,240 --> 00:48:15,480 {\an8}PSYCHOLOGIST - PSYCHOTHERAPIST 813 00:48:23,720 --> 00:48:25,600 Why don't you want to say who it was? 814 00:48:27,240 --> 00:48:28,640 You ask your son. 815 00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:31,640 Tell the truth. Was it Carlo? 816 00:48:31,720 --> 00:48:34,800 -Carlo has been picking on him. -Carlo again? 817 00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:38,200 Why did he steal your clothes? 818 00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:40,760 -Because he stole his birthday cake. -What? 819 00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:44,960 Dean, it's been a pleasure. We'll see each other at the parents' meeting. 820 00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:46,720 Say hi to your wife, the lawyer. 821 00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:49,280 I will. 822 00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:51,160 Come on! 823 00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:54,920 Wow. I look like Belinelli! 824 00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:57,640 You know, you'd be a cool father! 825 00:48:58,440 --> 00:48:59,800 The dean bought it. 826 00:48:59,880 --> 00:49:01,440 Yes, but don't get used to it. 827 00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:04,000 I've never seen mine. 828 00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:08,040 Mom says I don't need a dad, but I think she's wrong. 829 00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:09,440 Why don't you need one? 830 00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:12,280 She says men have nothing to teach me. 831 00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:14,040 Is that what she says? 832 00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:17,200 How do you imagine your dad? 833 00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:19,440 Like you. 834 00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:26,040 I can't leave. I have Luca at home with me. 835 00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:29,360 He's with your brother. I've always dreamed of doing this. 836 00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:34,480 Hello. What's the first flight to depart, please? 837 00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:36,280 Rabat, sir. 838 00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:38,640 The second? 839 00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:41,000 Kabul. 840 00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:47,120 Paris. Two tickets to Paris, please. 841 00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:57,120 Is this normal? 842 00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:59,440 We were supposed to board an hour and a half ago. 843 00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:01,320 You'll see. They'll work it out. 844 00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:10,000 We inform the passengers departing on flight 7457 for Paris Charles de Gaulle 845 00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:15,200 that, due to technical problems, the airplane cannot take off. 846 00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:18,720 Airport personnel will give you all the necessary information 847 00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:21,880 for boarding tomorrow morning. Thank you. 848 00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:37,920 And now? Are we going home? 849 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:41,720 Are you kidding? I said Paris, and Paris it shall be! 850 00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:53,840 The Arc de Triomphe is down there, with all of the Champs-Élysées lit up. 851 00:50:56,360 --> 00:50:59,960 Obviously, the Eiffel Tower. Look how it stands on the horizon! 852 00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:02,080 Beautiful, isn't it? 853 00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:05,840 Sacré-Cœur, Montmartre, Pigalle, 854 00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:09,680 Moulin Rouge. Not that I'm interested in Moulin Rouge. 855 00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:10,920 Right. 856 00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:12,360 And then, 857 00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:15,840 the Louvre, with its crystal pyramid. 858 00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:19,200 If you pay attention, you can see the reflections on the glass. 859 00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:20,360 Do you see them? 860 00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:21,840 Yes. 861 00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:24,040 They're shining a little. 862 00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:27,800 The boats on the Seine, do they go up and down the river at night? 863 00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:32,520 Yes. Actually, I reserved a private one for just the two of us. 864 00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:35,400 I reserved it. We can go in about an hour. 865 00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:39,680 Seen from here, Paris is truly unique. 866 00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:52,400 Sir, they didn't have Champagne down at the bar, but I brought a surprise. 867 00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:55,560 Remember though, be careful. 868 00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:58,760 If they catch you here, I'll lose my job. 869 00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:01,120 Don't worry, Braschi. Thank you very much. 870 00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:03,480 Remember that we have an appointment tomorrow? 871 00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:04,480 Braschi… 872 00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:06,800 I'm going. 873 00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:10,480 Guys? And one, two… 874 00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:00,280 What are you doing? 875 00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:42,240 Are you using your therapeutic techniques on me? 876 00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:43,640 Of course! 877 00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:46,560 -You have… -What? 878 00:53:58,120 --> 00:53:59,720 -Should we stay in Paris today? -Yes. 879 00:54:24,240 --> 00:54:25,280 Braschi! 880 00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:44,800 -Well? How was Paris? -You know how Paris was, right? 881 00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:46,880 The Louvre, Champs-Élysées. 882 00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:50,040 No! You know exactly what I meant. 883 00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:51,840 How did it go with Stefano? 884 00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:54,920 You're my brother. You don't want the details. 885 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:58,440 Basically, we hardly left the room. We-- 886 00:54:58,520 --> 00:55:01,240 Spare me the details. You're talking about my sister. 887 00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:05,640 Speaking of details, have you spoken to your wife? 888 00:55:05,720 --> 00:55:06,880 About what? 889 00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:12,040 You made peace at the birthday party, but the SMS was real. 890 00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:14,040 I resolved it. 891 00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:18,080 I ended the other affair, and I changed the phone number. 892 00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:21,680 And for Valentine's Day, I got this tattoo. 893 00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:22,600 RITA, I'M A JERK 894 00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:25,400 You must really have a lot to be forgiven for. 895 00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:28,840 And what will you give my little sister for Valentine's Day? 896 00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:30,800 I hope he doesn't give me anything. 897 00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:32,960 It would embarrass me. 898 00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:36,760 You can tell from a mile away that you're in lo-- 899 00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:39,520 Don't say that word. 900 00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:41,800 Why? What's wrong with it? 901 00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:43,680 I don't know, 902 00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:45,840 but I don't want to hear it. 903 00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:47,960 It calms me. 904 00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:50,960 You're in love! 905 00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:52,480 We're not in love! 906 00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:54,760 You've been dying for her since you were little! 907 00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:56,720 What was that thing you said? 908 00:55:56,800 --> 00:56:00,120 "In love you have to come to terms with your own inner truth." 909 00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:01,120 Your words. 910 00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:03,680 You posted it on Facebook. 911 00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:05,760 I'm the therapist, so… 912 00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:08,240 I give up. I admit it. 913 00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:10,640 I want my first Valentine's Day. 914 00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:14,440 -Get out of this body immediately! -Stop it! 915 00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:18,160 I want to do the romantic things everyone does, that I've never done. 916 00:56:18,240 --> 00:56:19,240 Like? 917 00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:25,480 The classic candlelight dinner, with that stupid, nauseating music, 918 00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:29,040 and those stupid rose petals spread across the table, 919 00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:32,320 with a stupid cake, two names, and a heart. 920 00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:35,160 Luca! 921 00:56:35,240 --> 00:56:37,840 If you tell anyone, I'll kill you. 922 00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:41,920 The problem is that she's not a girl who is easy to understand. 923 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:43,720 Where should I take her? 924 00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:46,640 Maybe the classic candlelight dinner, 925 00:56:46,720 --> 00:56:49,840 with all those stupid rose petals spread across the table, 926 00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:53,480 the nauseating music, the cake with the names and the heart. 927 00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:56,920 Who, Claudia? No. 928 00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:05,640 We're not in love, right? 929 00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:08,360 -No. Not that I can tell, no. -Good. 930 00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:10,720 Are you doing anything for Valentine's Day? 931 00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:12,040 Is it Valentine's Day? 932 00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:14,040 So they say. 933 00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:15,280 No way. 934 00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:22,400 Again. 935 00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:30,520 A friend of a friend invited me to a Valentine's Day party. 936 00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:32,280 A friend of a friend? 937 00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:34,680 I found the invitation on the ground. 938 00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:38,720 -And Giada will be at the party, too. -And Carlo. 939 00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:42,480 He's going to ask her to be his girl. 940 00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:45,160 He told his friends in the bathroom. 941 00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:48,520 What were you doing in the bathroom with them? 942 00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:50,240 They locked me in. 943 00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:53,320 Do you have a plan? 944 00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:56,960 Yes. 945 00:57:57,040 --> 00:57:59,280 I'll go to the party and stop him. 946 00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:00,960 -Plan B? -No. 947 00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:03,080 -An escape route? -No. 948 00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:14,040 I like it. No safety net. Play. 949 00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:15,920 Anyway, it's useless. 950 00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:18,800 Mom will never let me go. 951 00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:22,560 When you were my age, 952 00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:24,320 did you do something to prove you had balls? 953 00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:25,320 Yes. 954 00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:29,120 When you were scared to do something, what did you do? 955 00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:33,160 I yelled "Geronimo." 956 00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:35,840 Are you afraid of doing something? 957 00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:38,400 Everything. If I don't go to the party, I'll be a loser, 958 00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:40,120 and Giada will be with Carlo. 959 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:42,880 What would you do in my place? 960 00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:47,840 The important thing is what you want to do. 961 00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:53,200 Great! 962 00:58:55,280 --> 00:58:56,680 -Geronimo, huh? -You see? 963 00:58:56,760 --> 00:58:57,760 I like it! 964 00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:03,880 Hello. 965 00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:05,240 May I help you? 966 00:59:05,320 --> 00:59:07,600 Yes. I'm looking for a present for a woman. 967 00:59:07,680 --> 00:59:11,520 They say it's bad form to give diamonds before age 40. 968 00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:15,560 The film with Audrey Hepburn has done so much damage. 969 00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:17,040 What do you suggest? 970 00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:20,960 You choose jewelry based on the personality. 971 00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:22,240 For Valentine's Day, 972 00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:24,440 we suggest this. 973 00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:26,200 Cute. 974 00:59:26,280 --> 00:59:28,600 -What is the woman like? -A hyena! 975 00:59:28,680 --> 00:59:30,400 A repentant hyena. 976 00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:35,360 A tough girl, but… I've managed to soften her a bit. 977 00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:38,360 Of course. It'll be hard work, but we'll manage it. 978 00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:40,560 Repentant, you say? 979 00:59:41,320 --> 00:59:45,280 To this ongoing repentance, we could add one of these charms. 980 00:59:45,360 --> 00:59:46,480 Like this padlock. 981 00:59:48,080 --> 00:59:49,160 Nice. 982 00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:52,480 It's a gift that will instill a desire for change. 983 00:59:52,560 --> 00:59:54,800 Rebirth, and especially trust. 984 00:59:55,600 --> 00:59:58,440 Because that's what we women want, trust. 985 00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:02,160 Mom will be late. Call me for anything at all! 986 01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:03,280 Have fun. 987 01:00:05,040 --> 01:00:09,400 Doctor, my new life begins tonight! 988 01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:11,640 I hear a lot of noise, Braschi. 989 01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:15,320 I'm starting over with Valentine's Day, me and my Harley! 990 01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:16,520 Your Harley? 991 01:00:16,600 --> 01:00:19,800 The other day, when the door wasn't opened to me, 992 01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:22,320 I said to myself, "I can go it alone," 993 01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:24,440 and I bought myself the Harley. 994 01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:26,400 It was my childhood dream! 995 01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:29,960 I want to put an eternity between me and love. 996 01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:31,440 And where are you going? 997 01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:33,120 Ladispoli! 998 01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:35,800 That's only 11 kilometers away. 999 01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:39,000 It's a start. Thanks for everything, Doctor. 1000 01:00:39,080 --> 01:00:44,400 Good luck. When you can, there's your bill to pay. 1001 01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:49,320 We're good like this, Doctor. Born to be wild! 1002 01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:51,480 "We're good like this"? Braschi! 1003 01:00:57,720 --> 01:01:00,120 -Great news. -Carolina, where are you going? 1004 01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:02,840 -Carolina, I'm going out. -Dr. Stefano Parisi. 1005 01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:06,680 Your TV project will be produced by the satellite channel TUA TV. 1006 01:01:07,280 --> 01:01:08,800 -No way! -Yes! 1007 01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:11,680 The producer was crazy about it. He wants you on video. 1008 01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:13,080 You'll burn a hole in the screen. 1009 01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:17,880 He wants to start immediately, but we need a week to get organized. 1010 01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:20,240 -The program is in Milan. -In Milan? 1011 01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:21,920 The production center is there. 1012 01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:23,800 What will I do about my office? 1013 01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:28,040 Twenty-four episodes will be three or four months of work. 1014 01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:31,320 You'll come back full up with clients, with your fees doubled. 1015 01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:33,040 They'll be lining up outside. 1016 01:01:34,560 --> 01:01:35,800 Can I think about it? 1017 01:01:35,880 --> 01:01:36,840 No. 1018 01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:40,040 Because this is your big chance, 1019 01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:43,200 and it's also the right time to celebrate. 1020 01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:44,320 Shall we uncork it? 1021 01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:16,360 THE HYENA 1022 01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:20,480 What happened to you? 1023 01:02:20,560 --> 01:02:24,480 Sorry. I was going to call you in five minutes. 1024 01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:27,480 I had an urgent problem with a patient. 1025 01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:31,880 I don't think I'll make it. 1026 01:02:32,880 --> 01:02:35,040 All right, if it's work. 1027 01:02:35,640 --> 01:02:37,040 You could have told me. 1028 01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:39,960 Yes. You're right. I should have. It's just… 1029 01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:42,320 Believe me. It just wasn't possible. 1030 01:02:44,160 --> 01:02:45,760 Sorry. This was important to me. 1031 01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:46,840 To me, too. 1032 01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:53,040 And this? Should I wrap it up for you? 1033 01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:39,560 I don't forgive you. 1034 01:04:40,280 --> 01:04:41,640 You've gone too far. 1035 01:04:42,160 --> 01:04:46,360 You made me wait the whole evening. You didn't show up. On Valentine's Day! 1036 01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:50,400 I even put on a tie. And I hate ties! I can't breathe in them. 1037 01:04:50,480 --> 01:04:51,480 What? 1038 01:04:51,560 --> 01:04:52,520 I need… 1039 01:04:52,600 --> 01:04:55,360 You said, "A romantic evening," and you don't show? 1040 01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:58,400 Now tell me who you were with. You were with someone else, right? 1041 01:04:58,920 --> 01:05:00,040 Yeah, right! 1042 01:05:00,880 --> 01:05:03,040 -Yes? -I needed… 1043 01:05:03,120 --> 01:05:06,600 You always say, "I love you," but instead, you always leave me alone. 1044 01:05:08,360 --> 01:05:09,600 I have to let you go. 1045 01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:12,640 Not "leave you." I have a customer. 1046 01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:17,320 I don't know if I'll forgive you. We'll see. Bye. 1047 01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:19,960 He's a jerk, you know? 1048 01:05:21,200 --> 01:05:23,360 Sorry. How can I help you? 1049 01:05:23,440 --> 01:05:25,600 Well, I just wanted some flowers to 1050 01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:28,560 ask forgiveness for missing a date. 1051 01:05:29,240 --> 01:05:32,240 -For? -To ask forgiveness for missing a date. 1052 01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:35,760 I was thinking about a dozen roses. What do you think? 1053 01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:39,200 Or two dozen? 1054 01:05:40,120 --> 01:05:41,160 Still not enough? 1055 01:05:44,600 --> 01:05:46,920 I could set my alarm clock to your jogging schedule. 1056 01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:48,120 Hi, Carolina. 1057 01:05:48,200 --> 01:05:50,600 Can we slow down, or is someone following us? 1058 01:05:51,640 --> 01:05:55,040 I came to say goodbye. I'm moving to Milan for a while. 1059 01:05:55,640 --> 01:05:57,040 Didn't Stefano tell you? 1060 01:05:58,040 --> 01:05:58,880 Stefano? 1061 01:05:58,960 --> 01:06:02,720 Your neighbor. I gave him a Valentine's Day gift. 1062 01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:05,440 I managed to get him a show on a satellite channel. 1063 01:06:05,520 --> 01:06:08,920 We just found out last night! You're the first one I've told. 1064 01:06:09,920 --> 01:06:13,040 -Aren't you thrilled for me? -To death! 1065 01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:17,840 It's really weird that Stefano didn't tell you. 1066 01:06:17,920 --> 01:06:19,760 We're leaving next week. 1067 01:06:23,400 --> 01:06:24,240 Claudia! 1068 01:06:24,760 --> 01:06:25,760 What's wrong? 1069 01:06:28,600 --> 01:06:33,760 That little slut came to throw it in my face! 1070 01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:35,760 Lower your voice. Rita is resting. 1071 01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:39,560 I have no problem with Carolina. Well, I do. She's always been jealous. 1072 01:06:39,640 --> 01:06:42,920 Always been in competition with me, and finally, she won! 1073 01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:46,400 Above all, I'm pissed at that bastard, your friend. 1074 01:06:46,480 --> 01:06:49,360 And I even believed his excuse about the patient. 1075 01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:51,120 Dunno. Weird. 1076 01:06:51,200 --> 01:06:53,440 Someone who organizes a candlelight dinner, 1077 01:06:53,520 --> 01:06:56,600 with petals on the table, the cake with the names, the heart… 1078 01:06:56,680 --> 01:06:58,920 Instead, he celebrated with her! 1079 01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:03,360 And how do you know these things? 1080 01:07:03,960 --> 01:07:06,840 -What things? -Petals, cake, Valentine's Day. 1081 01:07:09,520 --> 01:07:11,360 It's what you wanted, right? 1082 01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:13,240 Did you tell him? 1083 01:07:15,040 --> 01:07:16,400 Did you tell him? 1084 01:07:17,120 --> 01:07:19,440 Fine. I told him. I was doing you a favor. 1085 01:07:19,520 --> 01:07:21,560 -What's the problem? -What's the problem? 1086 01:07:21,640 --> 01:07:24,480 I thought I had finally found the man of my dreams, 1087 01:07:24,560 --> 01:07:27,520 someone who understood what I wanted before I said it. 1088 01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:30,360 But no! He knew because you told him! 1089 01:07:30,440 --> 01:07:31,560 Ok, but come on. 1090 01:07:31,640 --> 01:07:33,160 You know what the problem is? 1091 01:07:33,240 --> 01:07:37,840 The problem is that I have always thought that you men are bastards, 1092 01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:40,960 and for one second, I was about to change my mind. 1093 01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:42,080 Instead, no. 1094 01:07:42,160 --> 01:07:48,400 No! You aren't bastards. You are huge, enormous bastards! 1095 01:07:50,880 --> 01:07:52,000 God! 1096 01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:57,520 Anyway, you never mix oil with powder. You're a moron! 1097 01:07:58,760 --> 01:08:02,000 I'm sorry about yesterday. I told you. I had a problem. 1098 01:08:02,080 --> 01:08:04,400 But if you don't even let me explain… 1099 01:08:05,640 --> 01:08:09,200 I need you. This evening is very special. 1100 01:08:09,280 --> 01:08:11,280 Tomorrow I have the separation hearing. 1101 01:08:12,200 --> 01:08:14,640 I'm ending an important chapter of my life, 1102 01:08:14,720 --> 01:08:16,720 and suddenly the new chapter is missing. 1103 01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:19,440 Do you want to sulk? All right. Ok. 1104 01:08:21,240 --> 01:08:23,480 I'll call you tomorrow, after the hearing. 1105 01:08:24,400 --> 01:08:27,200 I hope you answer, because I have a lot to tell you. 1106 01:08:27,280 --> 01:08:29,360 I don't want to tell it to an answering machine. 1107 01:08:30,440 --> 01:08:31,280 Good night. 1108 01:08:31,360 --> 01:08:33,000 Mom, I have to tell you something. 1109 01:08:33,080 --> 01:08:35,760 Luca, sweetie, I don't feel like talking right now. 1110 01:08:35,840 --> 01:08:37,720 -But Stefano… -There, exactly! 1111 01:08:37,800 --> 01:08:40,320 I don't want to talk about Stefano. 1112 01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:52,320 -I don't see Mariasole. -She'll be here. 1113 01:08:52,840 --> 01:08:54,880 -Parisi-Beck! -That's us. 1114 01:08:54,960 --> 01:08:57,080 -Ms. Beck? -She's not here yet. 1115 01:08:57,160 --> 01:08:58,160 Here we are! 1116 01:08:59,160 --> 01:09:00,760 I'm substituting for Marabini, 1117 01:09:00,840 --> 01:09:03,840 who was recused yesterday by her client, Mariasole Beck. 1118 01:09:05,760 --> 01:09:07,000 Make yourselves comfortable. 1119 01:09:08,080 --> 01:09:09,160 Not the dog, ma'am! 1120 01:09:09,680 --> 01:09:11,280 Who, Stefano? 1121 01:09:11,360 --> 01:09:14,360 You don't mean to arrest me because of my little treasure! 1122 01:09:19,040 --> 01:09:23,160 First, I must attempt reconciliation. If you are willing-- 1123 01:09:23,240 --> 01:09:26,080 -Not willing. -It's going to get ugly. 1124 01:09:26,160 --> 01:09:29,320 I've not yet explained the formula for reconciliation. 1125 01:09:29,400 --> 01:09:32,480 It's useless. There can be no reconciliation with a man like him. 1126 01:09:33,440 --> 01:09:35,440 Did you hear? No reconciliation! 1127 01:09:36,120 --> 01:09:37,160 May I continue? 1128 01:09:39,200 --> 01:09:43,120 Neither of the spouses have any reason to avoid the separation? 1129 01:09:44,400 --> 01:09:47,520 Have you made every attempt to save your marriage? 1130 01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:48,600 Yes, Your Honor. 1131 01:09:48,680 --> 01:09:52,720 Then, we shall establish the mutual desire for a consensual separation. 1132 01:09:52,800 --> 01:09:53,640 No. 1133 01:09:53,720 --> 01:09:58,360 No, a consensual separation procedure is to be rejected a priori. 1134 01:09:58,440 --> 01:10:01,920 My client would have to consent to allowing the man who ruined her life 1135 01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:04,440 to leave the scene without paying for his wrongs, 1136 01:10:04,520 --> 01:10:07,720 wrongs as numerous as his lies. 1137 01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:10,160 -Here she goes. -Claudia, what are you saying? 1138 01:10:10,240 --> 01:10:11,680 -Claudia? -Do you know her? 1139 01:10:11,760 --> 01:10:13,160 This man is deceitful. 1140 01:10:13,240 --> 01:10:14,360 His whole life is a lie. 1141 01:10:14,440 --> 01:10:17,360 We are dealing with an extremely able manipulator. 1142 01:10:17,440 --> 01:10:19,960 -Do you know each other? -And you believe him. 1143 01:10:20,040 --> 01:10:24,000 He says you love him, and you believe him. He says you're special. You believe him. 1144 01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:27,800 You forget that he's a psychotherapist who knows how to use words! 1145 01:10:27,880 --> 01:10:28,800 When did you meet? 1146 01:10:28,880 --> 01:10:31,880 This man is a strategist of the emotional mechanisms 1147 01:10:31,960 --> 01:10:33,440 that regulate women's feelings. 1148 01:10:33,520 --> 01:10:35,440 -Right. At the party. -We women fall for it. 1149 01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:39,520 An impressive series of scenes worthy of the fine actor that he is. 1150 01:10:39,600 --> 01:10:41,880 He steals horses, takes you to Paris… 1151 01:10:41,960 --> 01:10:43,960 -Paris… -Paris? Horses? 1152 01:10:44,040 --> 01:10:47,520 This man is a narcissist, in eternal contemplation of himself. 1153 01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:51,680 -He's a traitor and an egotist. -Claudia, if you would let me explain. 1154 01:10:51,760 --> 01:10:53,680 Where were you on Valentine's Day? 1155 01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:55,720 I was with a patient. 1156 01:10:55,800 --> 01:10:58,640 -That's not true. -You're right. I wasn't with a patient. 1157 01:10:58,720 --> 01:11:00,480 -Who were you with? -Can't tell you. 1158 01:11:01,440 --> 01:11:03,240 -Were you with Carolina? -No. 1159 01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:05,520 Yes. No. 1160 01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:07,840 Were you or were you not with Carolina? 1161 01:11:07,920 --> 01:11:11,160 Yes, I saw her. Before. What does that matter? 1162 01:11:11,240 --> 01:11:14,840 That's what we'd like to know. What does that have to do with this hearing? 1163 01:11:14,920 --> 01:11:17,640 -Who's Carolina? -I'm getting there, Your Honor. 1164 01:11:18,240 --> 01:11:20,640 -How long have you been seeing her? -What questions are these? 1165 01:11:20,720 --> 01:11:21,560 You're screwing her! 1166 01:11:21,640 --> 01:11:23,840 -What does she have to do with it? -Carolina? 1167 01:11:23,920 --> 01:11:25,520 -You're screwing her. -No! 1168 01:11:26,760 --> 01:11:29,680 It happened. But that has nothing to do with anything. 1169 01:11:29,760 --> 01:11:31,720 It happened before you and me. 1170 01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:32,920 You and her? 1171 01:11:33,520 --> 01:11:36,760 You were with her, and you didn't tell me anything? 1172 01:11:37,680 --> 01:11:38,840 I couldn't find the time. 1173 01:11:38,920 --> 01:11:41,120 You couldn't find the time? 1174 01:11:42,680 --> 01:11:44,880 Not even when we were in Paris? 1175 01:11:44,960 --> 01:11:47,880 Not even when you made me believe that I could trust you? 1176 01:11:47,960 --> 01:11:50,920 Claudia, listen. I don't give a damn about Carolina. 1177 01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:51,920 Who's Carolina? 1178 01:11:52,520 --> 01:11:56,280 You're right. She's not important. The important thing is you lied to me. 1179 01:11:57,760 --> 01:12:00,040 You wanted to make me live a dream. 1180 01:12:00,120 --> 01:12:01,120 But instead, 1181 01:12:02,200 --> 01:12:03,800 it turned out to be a nightmare. 1182 01:12:06,040 --> 01:12:11,000 Listen, this morning I have three hearings, as well as an orchitis. 1183 01:12:11,520 --> 01:12:13,240 What are we going to do? 1184 01:12:25,400 --> 01:12:26,520 Ms. Torrini, 1185 01:12:27,040 --> 01:12:30,120 I won't permit your client to behave this way in my courtroom. 1186 01:12:30,200 --> 01:12:31,840 You're right, Your Honor. 1187 01:12:31,920 --> 01:12:33,560 My client made a mistake. 1188 01:12:40,440 --> 01:12:42,320 That is a slap! 1189 01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:47,080 {\an8}TWO MONTHS LATER 1190 01:12:47,160 --> 01:12:50,160 {\an8}Dora and Marilù are here to tell us about their love story. 1191 01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:55,320 Before meeting them, I would like to thank you for tuning in last week. 1192 01:12:55,920 --> 01:12:58,800 You've excused the fact that I'm not a show business man, 1193 01:12:58,880 --> 01:13:01,040 and you continue to follow us with enthusiasm. 1194 01:13:01,120 --> 01:13:02,080 My sincere thanks. 1195 01:13:02,600 --> 01:13:05,880 I'm getting an echo. Did someone leave their cell phone on? 1196 01:13:08,640 --> 01:13:10,720 It's me. Excuse me. I can't seem to get used to this. 1197 01:13:14,280 --> 01:13:16,080 Can we take a five-minute break? 1198 01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:18,240 -Break! -Thanks. Sorry. 1199 01:13:18,320 --> 01:13:19,400 POLAR OPPOSITES 1200 01:13:23,840 --> 01:13:25,160 Claudia! Finally! 1201 01:13:25,840 --> 01:13:28,400 -Am I still your patient? -Hi, Luca. How are you? 1202 01:13:28,480 --> 01:13:30,120 You can be for your whole life. 1203 01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:31,560 Good, because I need you. 1204 01:13:32,120 --> 01:13:34,520 -I'm at the place where my dad works. -Your dad? 1205 01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:38,360 Yes. I told Mom I wanted to meet him, and she gave me the address. 1206 01:13:39,120 --> 01:13:41,280 He's the only one who can convince her not to leave. 1207 01:13:41,360 --> 01:13:45,640 Sorry, but I don't understand anything. Leave? Where are you going? 1208 01:13:47,120 --> 01:13:48,120 To Canada. 1209 01:13:48,720 --> 01:13:51,960 They offered Mom a job, but I don't want to go. 1210 01:13:52,600 --> 01:13:56,640 Luca, I don't think your father is the right person to convince your mother. 1211 01:13:56,720 --> 01:13:58,560 They haven't spoken for years, so… 1212 01:13:59,120 --> 01:14:01,000 -Who will help me? -Here I am! 1213 01:14:02,640 --> 01:14:06,800 -What are you doing with my phone? -Nothing. I was playing FIFA. 1214 01:14:06,880 --> 01:14:07,960 Luca? 1215 01:14:08,040 --> 01:14:09,000 Hello? 1216 01:14:09,800 --> 01:14:11,680 -Is everything OK? -Yes. 1217 01:14:11,760 --> 01:14:14,200 Can we get back to work? Norman is here. 1218 01:14:14,280 --> 01:14:15,480 Norman? 1219 01:14:15,560 --> 01:14:18,160 Didn't I tell you? We're missing one guest. 1220 01:14:18,240 --> 01:14:21,280 -Since he's promoting this new book… -He wrote another one? 1221 01:14:21,880 --> 01:14:24,520 Can we touch up Stefano's makeup? 1222 01:14:24,600 --> 01:14:26,640 No, I'm fine. Let's go. Let's do it. 1223 01:15:06,760 --> 01:15:09,040 He was with me the evening of Valentine's Day. 1224 01:15:14,800 --> 01:15:17,320 I asked him not to tell you, and he protected me. 1225 01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:20,880 Mom will be late. Call me for anything at all! 1226 01:15:20,960 --> 01:15:22,200 Have fun! 1227 01:15:36,520 --> 01:15:37,840 Thanks, Efisio! 1228 01:15:50,120 --> 01:15:50,960 Yes, hello? 1229 01:15:51,800 --> 01:15:52,720 I'd like a taxi. 1230 01:16:15,400 --> 01:16:19,560 Look, a wise guy! I don't remember inviting you! Get out! 1231 01:16:19,640 --> 01:16:22,520 -Why? Do you own this place? -Yes. It's my father's! 1232 01:16:24,640 --> 01:16:28,400 -I'm not leaving! -Hear that? The wise guy's getting tough! 1233 01:16:28,480 --> 01:16:31,200 Let's see if you have any balls! Drink! 1234 01:16:31,280 --> 01:16:32,880 Come on, drink! 1235 01:16:35,720 --> 01:16:36,560 Well? 1236 01:16:52,720 --> 01:16:54,240 Did you get drunk? 1237 01:16:54,320 --> 01:16:57,400 Yes. I did it for a girl. It won't happen again. 1238 01:17:07,680 --> 01:17:12,840 This is a wild night! 1239 01:17:20,240 --> 01:17:22,920 Giada! You're beautiful! 1240 01:17:24,320 --> 01:17:25,920 What are you doing? Get down! 1241 01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:28,000 Carlo, fuck you! 1242 01:17:28,080 --> 01:17:31,960 I'll make you explode. Boom! 1243 01:17:32,040 --> 01:17:33,520 Get down! Hurry up. Come on! 1244 01:17:37,440 --> 01:17:39,160 Geronimo! 1245 01:17:42,440 --> 01:17:44,320 -Are you crazy? -Leave him alone! 1246 01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:50,880 Stefano came to get me. He stayed with me until I felt better. 1247 01:17:50,960 --> 01:17:52,760 Geronimo! 1248 01:17:52,840 --> 01:17:54,120 Yeah, Geronimo. 1249 01:17:55,840 --> 01:17:57,280 Come on. I'll take you home. 1250 01:17:57,800 --> 01:17:58,720 Come here. 1251 01:17:59,360 --> 01:18:01,400 But Giada is coming, too, right? 1252 01:18:02,120 --> 01:18:04,480 -I love you, Dad. -I'm not your father. 1253 01:18:04,560 --> 01:18:07,720 He's not your father? Who are we in the car with? 1254 01:18:07,800 --> 01:18:09,800 But he seems like he is, right? 1255 01:18:24,360 --> 01:18:26,920 -Swear you won't tell her! -Sleep. 1256 01:18:27,520 --> 01:18:29,400 Let's make a blood pact. 1257 01:18:29,480 --> 01:18:30,320 Cut. 1258 01:18:31,200 --> 01:18:33,360 Let's say it's valid even without blood. 1259 01:18:34,080 --> 01:18:36,360 Come on. Sleep. Good night. 1260 01:19:15,480 --> 01:19:17,080 What an idiot I am! 1261 01:19:18,360 --> 01:19:20,880 You're growing up, and I don't even realize it. 1262 01:19:23,760 --> 01:19:24,840 Come here. 1263 01:19:30,880 --> 01:19:32,080 I'm sorry. 1264 01:19:35,440 --> 01:19:38,920 -You take great photos, you know. -You haven't seen the best one yet! 1265 01:19:49,600 --> 01:19:51,640 -It's too late now. -Why? 1266 01:19:52,480 --> 01:19:54,600 Milan isn't so far away. 1267 01:19:56,280 --> 01:19:57,400 Come here! 1268 01:20:09,200 --> 01:20:11,000 To paraphrase Kennedy, 1269 01:20:11,080 --> 01:20:14,040 I feel like saying, we must ask ourselves 1270 01:20:14,120 --> 01:20:19,240 not what our relationship can do for us, 1271 01:20:19,320 --> 01:20:23,120 but what we can do for our relationship. 1272 01:20:23,960 --> 01:20:26,200 The answer is, "Nothing." 1273 01:20:26,800 --> 01:20:30,200 In my book, which you will find 1274 01:20:30,280 --> 01:20:33,040 in bookstores and shopping malls everywhere… 1275 01:20:47,440 --> 01:20:50,560 The truth is that true love does not exist. 1276 01:20:51,160 --> 01:20:53,320 -Bullshit. -What's that, Stefano? 1277 01:20:53,400 --> 01:20:55,880 Bullshit, Norman. That's just bullshit. 1278 01:20:55,960 --> 01:20:57,480 Because true love does exist. 1279 01:20:59,320 --> 01:21:01,000 And I found it. 1280 01:21:01,840 --> 01:21:04,320 But I blew it like a jerk! 1281 01:21:07,240 --> 01:21:08,480 Excuse me. 1282 01:21:09,600 --> 01:21:10,760 Stefano! 1283 01:21:11,400 --> 01:21:13,800 -You can't quit like this. -Well, I am. 1284 01:21:15,120 --> 01:21:18,200 You can't leave! What will we do about the show? 1285 01:21:18,280 --> 01:21:21,040 You've got him. A big windbag. 1286 01:21:21,120 --> 01:21:23,560 Stefano, you can't do this to me! 1287 01:21:23,640 --> 01:21:27,280 I swear I will sue you, and I'll skin you alive! 1288 01:21:27,360 --> 01:21:29,600 You're an ingrate, that's what you are. 1289 01:21:29,680 --> 01:21:31,320 After everything I did for you… 1290 01:21:32,560 --> 01:21:33,680 And what about us? 1291 01:21:34,560 --> 01:21:36,600 Carolina, there never was an us. 1292 01:22:01,720 --> 01:22:03,920 THE HYENA 1293 01:22:39,640 --> 01:22:43,440 I demand to see the asshole who ran into me, is that clear? 1294 01:22:43,520 --> 01:22:48,000 No, don't come near me, or I'll sue you! I'll sue you all! 1295 01:22:48,080 --> 01:22:50,880 I'm a lawyer, and this is a limitation of my personal freedom! 1296 01:22:50,960 --> 01:22:52,360 Claudia. 1297 01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:53,840 Stefano? 1298 01:23:01,640 --> 01:23:03,160 Oh God, that hurt! 1299 01:23:05,080 --> 01:23:06,080 Wait. 1300 01:23:12,520 --> 01:23:13,720 How are you? 1301 01:23:14,560 --> 01:23:16,560 Good. You? 1302 01:23:17,240 --> 01:23:18,240 I was better before! 1303 01:23:22,640 --> 01:23:24,360 I don't want you to go to Canada. 1304 01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:29,000 Because I love you. 1305 01:23:30,200 --> 01:23:33,040 I love Luca, too. I'm convinced that we can be a family. 1306 01:23:35,200 --> 01:23:37,960 -In Canada? -Yes. Luca told me everything. 1307 01:23:39,560 --> 01:23:42,000 Luca told you we were going to Canada? 1308 01:23:42,080 --> 01:23:42,920 Yes. 1309 01:23:47,960 --> 01:23:49,200 That little son of a… 1310 01:23:49,280 --> 01:23:51,200 I remind you that he's my son! 1311 01:23:55,360 --> 01:23:57,040 I want to kiss you. 1312 01:23:59,400 --> 01:24:00,400 Not me. 1313 01:24:01,400 --> 01:24:02,640 I don't believe you. 1314 01:24:06,320 --> 01:24:07,400 Damn it! 1315 01:24:13,920 --> 01:24:14,800 Ouch! 1316 01:24:15,520 --> 01:24:16,520 There. 1317 01:24:19,000 --> 01:24:20,040 Over there. 1318 01:24:22,000 --> 01:24:22,920 Slowly. 1319 01:25:10,360 --> 01:25:12,600 Anyway, love is all about positioning. 1320 01:25:13,200 --> 01:25:15,840 Because we're all a little like the blocks in Tetris. 1321 01:25:16,480 --> 01:25:18,800 We just have to find the perfect fit. 1322 01:25:19,480 --> 01:25:23,680 And then, if we can find a way to adapt to the edges of others and accept them, 1323 01:25:23,760 --> 01:25:25,040 then it's perfect. 1324 01:25:25,120 --> 01:25:26,440 It's forever. 1325 01:25:28,480 --> 01:25:29,440 Smile! 1326 01:25:30,240 --> 01:25:31,720 A little closer together. 1327 01:25:32,400 --> 01:25:33,600 Perfect. 93592

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