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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,708 --> 00:00:07,291 You done? - Yes. Almost. 2 00:00:07,291 --> 00:00:11,666 Hurry up. Hurry up. 3 00:00:11,666 --> 00:00:13,416 Today we'll reach early and take the front row. 4 00:00:13,416 --> 00:00:15,542 After so long I've completed the DPP. 5 00:00:15,542 --> 00:00:16,542 Batla sir is right. 6 00:00:16,542 --> 00:00:20,125 If one knows inorganic the questions get solved instantly. - Yes. 7 00:00:20,125 --> 00:00:22,582 Lord knows why they teach SPDF orbital. 8 00:00:22,582 --> 00:00:24,625 They should begin with Inorganic. 9 00:00:24,625 --> 00:00:27,125 That ways student's confidence will get a boost. - Yes. 10 00:00:27,125 --> 00:00:31,500 For the first time I could finish the DPP in fifteen mins. 11 00:00:31,500 --> 00:00:34,207 I finished in twelve. 12 00:00:34,207 --> 00:00:36,500 Well, it's possible you made some mistakes in haste. 13 00:00:36,500 --> 00:00:39,875 Wait for it to be discussed. - Really? 14 00:00:39,875 --> 00:00:41,167 Well, alright. We shall see. 15 00:00:41,167 --> 00:00:42,125 The one who has more correct answers.. 16 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:43,707 ..has to treat the other to Shreeji's onion puffs. 17 00:00:43,707 --> 00:00:45,750 It's a bet. - It's a bet. 18 00:00:45,750 --> 00:00:51,457 You will lose. - Come. Come. Come. 19 00:00:51,457 --> 00:00:53,125 You have to do something. It took you 15 minutes. 20 00:00:53,125 --> 00:00:54,750 One should take time but do it perfectly. 21 00:00:54,750 --> 00:00:56,457 Vaibhav Pandey! 22 00:00:56,457 --> 00:00:57,832 Yes, aunty. 23 00:00:57,832 --> 00:01:00,250 Vaibhav Pandey. - Yes, aunty. 24 00:01:00,250 --> 00:01:03,875 Your fan was left on yesterday. - No, aunty. The fan was off. 25 00:01:03,875 --> 00:01:07,957 It was on! - Maybe it was left on. 26 00:01:07,957 --> 00:01:10,125 Aunty, the fan was off. - Don't tell lies. 27 00:01:10,125 --> 00:01:12,707 I could hear the fan on full speed all the way up. 28 00:01:12,707 --> 00:01:16,167 Aunty, when the sound of our fan can't be heard our room. - Yes. 29 00:01:16,167 --> 00:01:19,750 How can the sound of our fan be heard in your room? 30 00:01:19,750 --> 00:01:21,832 Don't apply your physics in this matter.. 31 00:01:21,832 --> 00:01:23,792 ..because if the fan is left on again.. 32 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:28,792 ..I shall apply my math and increase 200 rupees in the rent next month. 33 00:01:28,792 --> 00:01:29,292 Bunty! 34 00:01:29,292 --> 00:01:31,000 Aunty. List.. 35 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:31,792 Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. 36 00:01:31,792 --> 00:01:34,917 Old hag! She is demanding money whilst brushing her teeth. 37 00:01:34,917 --> 00:01:38,750 So give her the money. - It's not about the money. 38 00:01:38,750 --> 00:01:40,875 Lalita Pawar! 39 00:01:40,875 --> 00:01:42,957 In dad's presence she was acting like Nirupa Roy. 40 00:01:42,957 --> 00:01:44,500 He is like my Bunty. 41 00:01:44,500 --> 00:01:46,625 I like.. Damn! 42 00:01:46,625 --> 00:01:48,832 Even if I have to sleep with the fan off.. 43 00:01:48,832 --> 00:01:51,000 ..I won't give her an excuse to increase the rent. 44 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,750 Okay. You can think about Tarka later. 45 00:01:53,750 --> 00:02:02,332 Let's sit in the first bench now and show them. 46 00:02:02,332 --> 00:02:05,167 Only ten minutes left in class. 47 00:02:05,167 --> 00:02:07,167 Everybody pay attention. 48 00:02:07,167 --> 00:02:09,457 This is a very important exception. 49 00:02:09,457 --> 00:02:13,375 It was asked in JEE 2005. 50 00:02:13,375 --> 00:02:18,500 Silver Iodide is an ionic compound still it's not soluble in water. 51 00:02:18,500 --> 00:02:23,167 Why? Because Fajan's rule applies here. 52 00:02:23,167 --> 00:02:26,457 What was it? - No ionic compound is completely ionic.. 53 00:02:26,457 --> 00:02:29,457 ..and no covalent compound is completely covalent. 54 00:02:29,457 --> 00:02:30,167 Very good! 55 00:02:30,167 --> 00:02:32,573 Right, Meenal. You see.. 56 00:02:32,573 --> 00:02:34,250 Just like that your rank just rose by 500 57 00:02:34,250 --> 00:02:38,957 and you move from Computer Science in IIT BHU to Metallurgy IIT Bombay. 58 00:02:38,957 --> 00:02:43,417 Look, its Inorganic that improves rank. 59 00:02:43,417 --> 00:02:45,500 What was your rank, sir? 60 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:47,000 What? DPP. 61 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,167 Yes, yes. Let's do DPP. 62 00:02:49,167 --> 00:02:52,417 All of you bring it out. Come on. 63 00:02:52,417 --> 00:02:54,417 Get this repaired. 64 00:02:54,417 --> 00:02:56,500 This is most important. - Yes, sir. 65 00:02:56,500 --> 00:03:00,832 Please continue. 66 00:03:00,832 --> 00:03:02,667 These are the faculty feedback forms. 67 00:03:02,667 --> 00:03:05,250 Fill if you care to and return them in two days. 68 00:03:05,250 --> 00:03:08,750 And only five days remain towards the third installment. 69 00:03:08,750 --> 00:03:13,417 And the next lecture will also be given by Batla.... sir. 70 00:03:13,417 --> 00:03:16,125 As you might be knowing Bansal sir has gone to Romania for the Math Olympiad. 71 00:03:16,125 --> 00:03:20,250 Abroad? - Yes. 72 00:03:20,250 --> 00:03:22,625 And you. Get a haircut. 73 00:03:22,625 --> 00:03:27,500 Where are you loitering? 74 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:34,082 Yes. So, let's do the DPP. - Yes, sir! 75 00:03:34,082 --> 00:03:37,332 Good! I like excited state. 76 00:03:37,332 --> 00:03:38,917 Good! 77 00:03:38,917 --> 00:03:50,917 Yes. So, the first answer is A. 78 00:03:50,917 --> 00:03:57,707 The second answer is C. 79 00:03:57,707 --> 00:04:05,042 The third answer is D. 80 00:04:05,042 --> 00:04:12,306 The fourth answer is 81 00:04:12,306 --> 00:04:17,791 B. 82 00:04:17,791 --> 00:04:22,333 The sixth answer is C. 83 00:04:22,333 --> 00:04:24,833 B. 84 00:04:24,833 --> 00:04:27,208 C. 85 00:04:27,208 --> 00:04:29,833 (Muffled) 86 00:04:29,833 --> 00:04:32,083 (Muffled) 87 00:04:32,083 --> 00:04:37,125 (Muffled) 88 00:04:37,125 --> 00:04:39,291 (Muffled) 89 00:04:39,291 --> 00:04:42,958 Now write your marks on the DPP. 90 00:04:42,958 --> 00:04:45,083 And keep them away for revision. 91 00:04:45,083 --> 00:04:47,833 And what about the 15th, sir. 92 00:04:47,833 --> 00:04:50,000 That is a chocolate problem. 93 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,166 I included that exclusively for the A1 batch. You skip it. 94 00:04:52,166 --> 00:04:55,250 Okay, sir. - Sir! Sir! 95 00:04:55,250 --> 00:04:57,708 Sir, how can the answer to the 14th question be C? 96 00:04:57,708 --> 00:04:59,041 Sir, this cannot become a compound. 97 00:04:59,041 --> 00:05:00,750 The octet rule will break here. 98 00:05:00,750 --> 00:05:04,500 Yes. You are absolutely correct. 99 00:05:04,500 --> 00:05:08,416 So? - This is an exception, son. 100 00:05:08,416 --> 00:05:11,125 Exception? 101 00:05:11,125 --> 00:05:13,750 But, sir, rules cannot break in science. 102 00:05:13,750 --> 00:05:16,666 Who told you that? 103 00:05:16,666 --> 00:05:20,583 Exception is the rule of chemistry. 104 00:05:20,583 --> 00:05:21,666 Got it? 105 00:05:21,666 --> 00:05:25,208 Come on. Let's start salt analysis. Sit down. Sit down. 106 00:05:25,208 --> 00:05:27,291 Sit down. 107 00:05:27,291 --> 00:05:31,125 Okay, so. Pay attention. Everybody listen. 108 00:05:31,125 --> 00:05:32,000 It's very important. 109 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,500 Why are you laughing? You got three answers correct. 110 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:42,875 You got two. Puffs. 111 00:05:42,875 --> 00:05:46,458 We took this very lightly, bro. 112 00:05:46,458 --> 00:05:51,208 Thought it's a piece of cake . It isn't. - Yes, bro. It's certainly not a piece of cake. 113 00:05:51,208 --> 00:05:54,333 It is extremely spicy today, bro. 114 00:05:54,333 --> 00:05:56,541 Water. 115 00:05:56,541 --> 00:05:58,250 Water. 116 00:05:58,250 --> 00:06:00,208 Brother. Water. 117 00:06:00,208 --> 00:06:02,500 Here. Have this. 118 00:06:02,500 --> 00:06:13,208 Hold this. 119 00:06:13,208 --> 00:06:14,666 Easy. Easy. 120 00:06:14,666 --> 00:06:16,833 Okay? 121 00:06:16,833 --> 00:06:18,875 May I have it all? - You may. 122 00:06:18,875 --> 00:06:21,791 Just give me the wrapper. - Thank you. 123 00:06:21,791 --> 00:06:24,458 Wrapper? 124 00:06:24,458 --> 00:06:26,333 He must be eco-friendly. 125 00:06:26,333 --> 00:06:28,208 Very promising. 126 00:06:28,208 --> 00:06:31,833 No, no. These are not wrappers. They are my trophies. 127 00:06:31,833 --> 00:06:39,583 My fourth chocolate problem. 128 00:06:39,583 --> 00:06:42,458 You can solve the chocolate problem? 129 00:06:42,458 --> 00:06:44,666 You are in A6, aren't you? - So? 130 00:06:44,666 --> 00:06:47,041 Not just me. Five others have also done it. 131 00:06:47,041 --> 00:06:49,958 What are you saying? - Exactly, don't do it. It is only for the A1 batch. 132 00:06:49,958 --> 00:06:56,166 Give me the wrapper. 133 00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:58,625 Bro. 134 00:06:58,625 --> 00:07:02,208 So, how much.. Not that it matters to me. 135 00:07:02,208 --> 00:07:06,833 How much do you score in Inorganic DPP? 136 00:07:06,833 --> 00:07:08,500 In inorganic? 137 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:11,833 About 12 or 13. 138 00:07:11,833 --> 00:07:15,625 You? 139 00:07:15,625 --> 00:07:19,666 13 or 14 types. 140 00:07:19,666 --> 00:07:23,333 Yes. 13 or 14. 141 00:07:23,333 --> 00:07:35,500 Very promising! Very promising! 142 00:07:35,500 --> 00:07:38,875 These people can solve the chocolate problem. 143 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:41,625 What is different in their A6 from our A5? 144 00:07:41,625 --> 00:07:45,375 The color of the walls. The width of the benches. 145 00:07:45,375 --> 00:07:47,333 The number of fans. 146 00:07:47,333 --> 00:07:51,250 Also, the faculty. 147 00:07:51,250 --> 00:07:58,333 Why? 148 00:07:58,333 --> 00:08:00,166 Come. I'll tell you. 149 00:08:00,166 --> 00:08:23,166 Come. Come. Come. 150 00:08:23,166 --> 00:08:25,375 What are you doing? Are you insane? 151 00:08:25,375 --> 00:08:27,875 Give him zero. Zero. 152 00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:29,125 If Batla's teaching isn't up to the mark.. 153 00:08:29,125 --> 00:08:30,875 ..what will we give him in the feedback form? 154 00:08:30,875 --> 00:08:32,042 We will give him a zero, won't we? 155 00:08:32,042 --> 00:08:36,375 Awarding bad marks and humiliating thereafter suits teachers, not students. 156 00:08:36,375 --> 00:08:37,875 That too from A5. 157 00:08:37,875 --> 00:08:40,292 You dork! If we don't give bad feedback.. 158 00:08:40,292 --> 00:08:41,917 ..he only will continue to teach. 159 00:08:41,917 --> 00:08:43,332 Then how will you learn inorganic? 160 00:08:43,332 --> 00:08:45,332 Teachers are equal to parents. 161 00:08:45,332 --> 00:08:46,917 Then you should give them feedback too. 162 00:08:46,917 --> 00:08:49,332 Dad, you are not up to the mark as a father. 163 00:08:49,332 --> 00:08:52,332 Hereafter uncle will sleep in your bedroom. 164 00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:54,875 That doesn't make sense. Cool down. 165 00:08:54,875 --> 00:08:56,832 Go and switch on the fan. 166 00:08:56,832 --> 00:08:59,792 The fan won't be switched on today. 167 00:08:59,792 --> 00:09:02,542 But I am feeling a little hot. 168 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:18,000 Fill the form first. Then the fan will be switched on. 169 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:21,832 I am going to drink water. 170 00:09:21,832 --> 00:09:24,207 Meena! 171 00:09:24,207 --> 00:09:26,042 There was this 'Dwapar' era.. 172 00:09:26,042 --> 00:09:29,417 ..when Gurus like Dronacharya used to be respected. 173 00:09:29,417 --> 00:09:33,792 And here is this era.. - Hey! Even Arjun fought Dronacharya. 174 00:09:33,792 --> 00:09:35,667 Even your Ramayana is weak.. 175 00:09:35,667 --> 00:09:38,542 ..where as Dronacharya sir was like the best teacher ever. 176 00:09:38,542 --> 00:09:40,082 Bestest teacher ever! 177 00:09:40,082 --> 00:09:42,375 And yet he fought with him. Why? 178 00:09:42,375 --> 00:09:44,042 For seizure of a plot. 179 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:48,832 And you, Meena, can't even fill a single feedback form against Batla for JEE. 180 00:09:48,832 --> 00:09:50,375 If it were me, I'd have leapt from here. 181 00:09:50,375 --> 00:09:53,625 Go ahead. Give him bad marks. I won't do it. 182 00:09:53,625 --> 00:09:54,707 Okay. 183 00:09:54,707 --> 00:09:56,542 Okay. Fine. Fine. 184 00:09:56,542 --> 00:10:00,042 You'll also rot in some private engineering college like that Batla of yours. 185 00:10:00,042 --> 00:10:05,625 Bloody non-IITians. 186 00:10:05,625 --> 00:10:07,750 Hey! 187 00:10:07,750 --> 00:10:09,875 What's going on? - Nothing, aunty. 188 00:10:09,875 --> 00:10:11,000 I felt a spray of water. 189 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,207 You are playing holi with drinking water? 190 00:10:13,207 --> 00:10:16,082 You are right, aunt. - No, aunty. We were simply. 191 00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:17,417 300 rupees will be increased. 192 00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:18,917 Aunty. Aunty. - Bunty! 193 00:10:18,917 --> 00:10:21,417 Aunty, listen to me. Aunty! 194 00:10:21,417 --> 00:10:23,707 I am just like your Bunty. 195 00:10:23,707 --> 00:10:27,125 Mummy! 196 00:10:27,125 --> 00:10:29,167 I will fill water from the neighboring institute. 197 00:10:29,167 --> 00:10:33,207 But will not pay this witch! Bloody grouch. 198 00:10:33,207 --> 00:10:35,125 Take this. I've signed it. 199 00:10:35,125 --> 00:10:37,832 Fill what you want in it. Son of a witch! 200 00:10:37,832 --> 00:10:39,707 Sorry, pal. - It's okay, bro. 201 00:10:39,707 --> 00:10:43,707 'Only a cloud understands the thirst of the Earth.' 202 00:10:43,707 --> 00:10:46,750 Hey, Kumar Vishwas! Come. - Where? 203 00:10:46,750 --> 00:10:50,125 Come along. 204 00:10:50,125 --> 00:10:52,000 We have given it.. 205 00:10:52,000 --> 00:11:00,832 ..but Batla will only be removed when everyone gives bad feedback. 206 00:11:00,832 --> 00:11:14,957 "What good is a life with no friends?" 207 00:11:14,957 --> 00:11:16,875 Take this, bro. I filled the form. 208 00:11:16,875 --> 00:11:18,082 Remove that scoundrel Chauhan! 209 00:11:18,082 --> 00:11:19,832 The faculty's name is Batla. 210 00:11:19,832 --> 00:11:21,832 Chauhan sir teaches in A2, not in A5. 211 00:11:21,832 --> 00:11:24,082 Oh crap! I've fallen till A5? 212 00:11:24,082 --> 00:11:28,832 "Not by maps, not by religion or by need." 213 00:11:28,832 --> 00:11:33,832 "My world is made up of friends." 214 00:11:33,832 --> 00:11:38,000 "Made up of your love, your sound and your worship." 215 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:43,750 "My world is made up of friends." 216 00:11:43,750 --> 00:11:45,500 Just a minute. 217 00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:48,250 No. Neither will I give a negative feedback and nor will let you give it. 218 00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:52,125 Why? Is he your uncle? - Yes! 219 00:11:52,125 --> 00:11:55,832 He is your uncle? - Yes. 220 00:11:55,832 --> 00:11:59,542 Family? - Yes. Family. 221 00:11:59,542 --> 00:12:03,625 Look, bro. Teaching style.. Batla? - Zero. 222 00:12:03,625 --> 00:12:05,750 Two. Two. Let's give the poor chap two. 223 00:12:05,750 --> 00:12:07,917 Doubt solving. - Zero! 224 00:12:07,917 --> 00:12:10,207 One. One. One. 225 00:12:10,207 --> 00:12:13,207 Personality. - Zero! 226 00:12:13,207 --> 00:12:14,375 Zero. Zero. Zero. 227 00:12:14,375 --> 00:12:26,832 And punctuality. - Nil. 228 00:12:26,832 --> 00:12:31,250 Sorry. I revise my periodic table once daily before lunch and after dinner. 229 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:32,792 That's nice. 230 00:12:32,792 --> 00:12:35,250 Very nice! 231 00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:38,808 The form? - Oh, feedback form! 232 00:12:38,808 --> 00:12:42,875 I am doing well in Inorganic so, no need for me to fill it up. 233 00:12:42,875 --> 00:12:47,042 Well, bye. I have to revise all the atomic radii too. 234 00:12:47,042 --> 00:12:49,417 Let's go, Vaibhav. Come. 235 00:12:49,417 --> 00:12:51,042 We are in A5 but we are not destined.. 236 00:12:51,042 --> 00:12:54,667 ..to be able to solve the chocolate problem like the A6 students. 237 00:12:54,667 --> 00:13:00,875 What did you say? 238 00:13:00,875 --> 00:13:03,207 Very nice initiative! 239 00:13:03,207 --> 00:13:05,125 Batla should be changed. 240 00:13:05,125 --> 00:13:08,667 In fact, every teacher in this coaching class should be changed. 241 00:13:08,667 --> 00:13:11,042 No, no. This coaching industry should change. 242 00:13:11,042 --> 00:13:13,707 Exam pattern, syllabus, curriculum. Pedagogy should change. 243 00:13:13,707 --> 00:13:16,625 IIT should change. This whole educational system should change. 244 00:13:16,625 --> 00:13:18,875 And for that.. 245 00:13:18,875 --> 00:13:21,832 ..patriarchy should change. 246 00:13:21,832 --> 00:13:24,457 What do you think, Shivangi? 247 00:13:24,457 --> 00:13:33,457 I think you should attend class first. 248 00:13:33,457 --> 00:13:38,207 A1, A2, A3, A4, A5. Inorganic. 249 00:13:38,207 --> 00:13:40,667 What is AWS under inorganic? 250 00:13:40,667 --> 00:13:44,667 Awasthi. Will he teach us now? - What? Batla is gone? 251 00:13:44,667 --> 00:13:46,375 He acted very respectable. 252 00:13:46,375 --> 00:14:08,582 He isn't gone. He has been removed. 253 00:14:08,582 --> 00:14:16,750 Uncle. 254 00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:18,125 Mr. Batla. - Hi. 255 00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:23,042 How are you? - Yes. Sit. Sit. Sit. 256 00:14:23,042 --> 00:14:25,292 So, tell me. What brings you here? 257 00:14:25,292 --> 00:14:27,875 I just wanted to talk to you, sir. 258 00:14:27,875 --> 00:14:31,042 Yes, yes. Tell me. - Sir, I've lost A5. 259 00:14:31,042 --> 00:14:35,167 Yes. - If you could let me give extra classes to resolve doubts.. 260 00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:39,832 Doubt classes that too of Inorganic? Who will attend, sir? 261 00:14:39,832 --> 00:14:43,167 Just don't decrease my salary. I will do anything. 262 00:14:43,167 --> 00:14:44,792 Give me a junior class if you wish. 263 00:14:44,792 --> 00:14:46,792 I can even teach 8th grade physics. 264 00:14:46,792 --> 00:14:50,417 How can you say that, sir? You are respectable to us, sir. 265 00:14:50,417 --> 00:14:54,000 Not true, sir. The other subjects are respected.. 266 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,957 ..when inorganic demands the most hard work. - Yes. 267 00:14:56,957 --> 00:14:58,917 One has to revise every morning. 268 00:14:58,917 --> 00:15:01,042 Yet the others have better salaries. 269 00:15:01,042 --> 00:15:04,832 Look, sir. Math and Physics are taught by IITians. 270 00:15:04,832 --> 00:15:07,125 Pay less to them and other institutes poach them. 271 00:15:07,125 --> 00:15:09,667 That's why brother-in-law pays them so much. 272 00:15:09,667 --> 00:15:11,750 What can I do in this matter, sir? 273 00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:14,875 I could only offer your nephew a scholarship. Did I or didn't I? 274 00:15:14,875 --> 00:15:17,250 Yes, sir. 275 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:20,750 When in fact, he didn't deserve it. 276 00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:25,917 But, sir, even if I was to be removed Mr. Rao. would've been a respectable replacement. 277 00:15:25,917 --> 00:15:30,042 Or maybe that teacher of A6. Parminder. 278 00:15:30,042 --> 00:15:31,457 Even he would have been a better option. 279 00:15:31,457 --> 00:15:33,792 But sir, you replaced me with my junior. 280 00:15:33,792 --> 00:15:37,417 You know what, sir? He is a psycho. 281 00:15:37,417 --> 00:15:41,082 He doesn't know anything. He used to attend my lectures. 282 00:15:41,082 --> 00:15:44,167 In that case, sir, even you made a mistake, didn't you? 283 00:15:44,167 --> 00:15:46,917 Junior and senior don't matter in inorganic, sir. 284 00:15:46,917 --> 00:15:49,125 Someone had to be retained. So, we did. 285 00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:51,042 And that poor chap will be a psycho. 286 00:15:51,042 --> 00:15:52,667 He too has been idling at home for the past 4 months. 287 00:15:52,667 --> 00:15:57,000 He can idle another four months. He owns two hostels. 288 00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:00,125 Tell me something, sir. If he was a true teacher.. 289 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:02,167 ..wouldn't he join some coaching institute by now? 290 00:16:02,167 --> 00:16:05,167 Why are you making fun of the poor chap, sir? 291 00:16:05,167 --> 00:16:14,917 Even you are aware no institute poaches Inorganic faculty. 292 00:16:14,917 --> 00:16:17,167 Up! Stand up quickly! 293 00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:20,082 What have you studied till date if you don't know this exception? 294 00:16:20,082 --> 00:16:23,279 Call your family today and tell them you won't be able to crack IIT. 295 00:16:23,279 --> 00:16:26,832 And if you don't have the courage to tell them, then download 'tic tok'. 296 00:16:26,832 --> 00:16:30,957 Many jerks like you dance there and even earn more than they deserve. 297 00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:34,875 I'll be your first customer. Take this! 298 00:16:34,875 --> 00:16:39,792 You scored four out of fifteen. 299 00:16:39,792 --> 00:16:43,440 Sir, do you discuss the chocolate problems? - Yes, yes. 300 00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:46,080 Of course I do. - So what is the reason for this exception... 301 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:48,792 But only with A1 batch students. 302 00:16:48,792 --> 00:16:52,042 ..because they don't ask stupid questions like A5 students. 303 00:16:52,042 --> 00:16:54,167 These are facts, information. But no! 304 00:16:54,167 --> 00:16:56,332 "We want logic." 305 00:16:56,332 --> 00:16:59,375 Sir, why do notes only come in 100 and 50 rupee denominations? 306 00:16:59,375 --> 00:17:01,082 Why not 75? 307 00:17:01,082 --> 00:17:04,083 Why did Ranbir choose Alia? Why not Deepika? 308 00:17:04,083 --> 00:17:07,000 Simply memorize what's written and be done with it. 309 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:11,458 But no! "We want logic. We want to be toppers." 310 00:17:11,458 --> 00:17:15,041 "Sir, do you know why I am a topper from A5 and not from A1? 311 00:17:15,041 --> 00:17:16,920 Because I am an ass." 312 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:23,166 Hee-haw! Hee-haw! Hee-haw! 313 00:17:23,166 --> 00:17:25,916 If you want to learn inorganic then you do as I tell you. 314 00:17:25,916 --> 00:17:28,458 Keep memorizing it. That's that! 315 00:17:28,458 --> 00:17:30,500 No questions asked. 316 00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:32,583 Everyone got it!? - Yes, sir! 317 00:17:32,583 --> 00:17:34,500 Say it aloud. - Yes, sir! 318 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,666 I can't hear you. - Yes, sir! 319 00:17:36,666 --> 00:17:38,166 Good! 320 00:17:38,166 --> 00:17:41,416 Now some questions from JEE '97. 321 00:17:41,416 --> 00:17:42,732 We shall solve them. 322 00:17:42,732 --> 00:17:44,875 They're really important for you guys. 323 00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:54,583 Remove your note books. 324 00:17:54,583 --> 00:17:57,583 Sir, we have a request. 325 00:17:57,583 --> 00:17:59,333 Have you paid the installment? - We paid it, sir! 326 00:17:59,333 --> 00:18:01,208 We paid it long ago. 327 00:18:01,208 --> 00:18:05,166 Okay, talk. 328 00:18:05,166 --> 00:18:07,708 Sir, you.. 329 00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:11,750 Sir, can the Inorganic faculty be changed once again? 330 00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:12,750 Yes. 331 00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:14,500 Why not? 332 00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:16,791 Fill the feedback form next year. 333 00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:21,583 It'll be changed. 334 00:18:21,583 --> 00:18:24,958 Sir. Next year will be too late, sir. 335 00:18:24,958 --> 00:18:27,916 Why don't you reinstate Batla sir? 336 00:18:27,916 --> 00:18:32,166 You worthless chaps should never be given the feedback forms. 337 00:18:32,166 --> 00:18:34,833 The toppers never make any fuss. 338 00:18:34,833 --> 00:18:36,583 Get out! 339 00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:43,500 They want to be IITians. 340 00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:45,458 Meenal is also frustrated, sir. 341 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:49,411 What happened to her? - Hee-haw. Hee-haw. 342 00:18:49,411 --> 00:18:51,959 (muffled) Not again. 343 00:18:51,959 --> 00:19:03,333 Call Meenal. 344 00:19:03,333 --> 00:19:05,344 You idiot! Give it to me! 345 00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:14,208 I've told you so many times you should know topper's phone numbers by heart. 346 00:19:14,208 --> 00:19:18,692 Hello. Oh sweet child Meenal. 347 00:19:18,692 --> 00:19:23,875 (sobs) 348 00:19:23,875 --> 00:19:28,563 Is there any... problem with the new sir? 349 00:19:28,563 --> 00:19:30,416 (sobs) 350 00:19:30,416 --> 00:19:33,083 Tell me, child. 351 00:19:33,083 --> 00:19:36,000 Yes, sir. A little bit. 352 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:40,375 Then why did you wait? You are this year's topper. 353 00:19:40,375 --> 00:19:41,261 Topper? 354 00:19:41,261 --> 00:19:44,666 - Girls topper. 355 00:19:44,666 --> 00:19:48,708 If anything happens, you should message me immediately. 356 00:19:48,708 --> 00:19:51,166 That's why you have my personal number. 357 00:19:51,166 --> 00:19:55,958 Yes, sir. I changed my phone so, your number got misplaced. 358 00:19:55,958 --> 00:19:58,291 Take it down. 359 00:19:58,291 --> 00:20:03,032 9-8-6-2... 360 00:20:03,032 --> 00:20:05,125 I'll give it to you later. 361 00:20:05,125 --> 00:20:06,666 Okay. 362 00:20:06,666 --> 00:20:09,625 Put Awasthi in the foundation course. 363 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:13,625 Tell me. Which sir would you like? 364 00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:16,000 The teacher from A6. 365 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:20,000 Yes. The teacher from A6. 366 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:26,541 The teacher from A6. 367 00:20:26,541 --> 00:20:31,001 Par...min...der. 368 00:20:31,001 --> 00:20:33,000 Okay - Yes. 369 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,083 Okay. 370 00:20:35,083 --> 00:20:38,375 Look. She is this dude's girlfriend.. 371 00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:41,791 ..but who all are chasing her? All the boys in Kota? 372 00:20:41,791 --> 00:20:44,500 The boys from where? - Boys in Kota! 373 00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:48,916 But dude's girlfriend refuses everyone except 'the dude'. 374 00:20:48,916 --> 00:20:51,875 So what does that make the dude? - Exception. 375 00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:53,166 And what does that make the girlfriend? 376 00:20:53,166 --> 00:20:55,875 Innocent. She fell for that jerk! 377 00:20:55,875 --> 00:20:58,833 We must understand the gist of the matter. 378 00:20:58,833 --> 00:21:02,791 Anywhere there is chemistry, there is? - Exception! 379 00:21:02,791 --> 00:21:04,333 Very good! This is fun. 380 00:21:04,333 --> 00:21:09,041 So the dude sees me outside the class and says Inorganic chemistry is dangerous. 381 00:21:09,041 --> 00:21:10,541 It is very complicated. 382 00:21:10,541 --> 00:21:12,041 I will quit. 383 00:21:12,041 --> 00:21:14,708 I said, brother, your girlfriend is also complicated. 384 00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:16,757 Do you leave her? 385 00:21:16,757 --> 00:21:20,791 No. What do you do with her? You pay her attention. 386 00:21:20,791 --> 00:21:24,000 You focus on her. You talk to her nicely. 387 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:27,400 Shona. Mona. Babu. Jadu. Tona. 388 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,416 What else do you call? 389 00:21:29,416 --> 00:21:32,333 Look at that. On hearing it even the Bajrang dal at the back is attentive. 390 00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:34,291 Hello. Sit straight. 391 00:21:34,291 --> 00:21:35,333 Yes. 392 00:21:35,333 --> 00:21:37,000 You find it very amusing, bro. 393 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,416 Stand up. 394 00:21:39,416 --> 00:21:41,250 You have a girlfriend? 395 00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:44,333 You don't. That's not surprising. 396 00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:46,375 Sit down. 397 00:21:46,375 --> 00:21:50,333 Just as our brother here is alone, similarly boron is alone. 398 00:21:50,333 --> 00:21:55,583 Boron is short of electrons but nobody is giving it. 399 00:21:55,583 --> 00:21:57,333 So, what will we do? 400 00:21:57,333 --> 00:21:58,750 Will it remain alone? 401 00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:01,208 Is our brother sitting alone? No. 402 00:22:01,208 --> 00:22:03,625 Brother found a monkey just like him. 403 00:22:03,625 --> 00:22:04,916 What did he find? - Monkey! 404 00:22:04,916 --> 00:22:07,708 Friend. Only I will say monkey. 405 00:22:07,708 --> 00:22:10,250 So the boron finds boron like itself.. 406 00:22:10,250 --> 00:22:14,000 ..and forms a bond with it. 407 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:17,458 Not James Bond. Bond. 408 00:22:17,458 --> 00:22:20,166 When two friends make a bond what is it called? 409 00:22:20,166 --> 00:22:23,416 It will become a banana, sir. 410 00:22:23,416 --> 00:22:25,041 Very good answer! 411 00:22:25,041 --> 00:22:30,000 It will form a banana bond. 412 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:37,000 The educated people call it three-center to two electron bond. 413 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:40,416 What is it called? - Three-center to two electron bond! 414 00:22:40,416 --> 00:22:43,041 No need to remember that. It will not help you clear IIT. 415 00:22:43,041 --> 00:22:45,750 What do we want to clear? - IIT! 416 00:22:45,750 --> 00:22:47,416 Very good! 417 00:22:47,416 --> 00:22:49,916 So you two. Have you formed a bond? 418 00:22:49,916 --> 00:22:53,166 Have you formed a bond? 419 00:22:53,166 --> 00:22:56,541 Come on. Write in your book. 420 00:22:56,541 --> 00:23:01,041 When two atoms combine to form a bond of similar type.. 421 00:23:01,041 --> 00:23:06,416 ..due to lack of electrons, the bond is known as banana bond. 422 00:23:06,416 --> 00:23:10,750 Children, if there is any question on banana bond, we will do it? 423 00:23:10,750 --> 00:23:12,666 Yes, sir! 424 00:23:12,666 --> 00:23:16,000 That means banana bond? - Is not a problem. 425 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:16,750 The bell has rung. 426 00:23:16,750 --> 00:23:20,041 Everyone will complete their sheets and bring them in tomorrow. 427 00:23:20,041 --> 00:23:22,458 Those who don't complete it will get a punch from me. Okay? 428 00:23:22,458 --> 00:23:25,250 Bye. - Sir! Sir! Sir! Let's have a song. 429 00:23:25,250 --> 00:23:26,291 A song, sir. 430 00:23:26,291 --> 00:23:28,166 Yes, sir. A song, sir. 431 00:23:28,166 --> 00:23:31,875 Please, sir. Please, sir. Please, sir. Please, sir. 432 00:23:31,875 --> 00:23:33,333 Silence! 433 00:23:33,333 --> 00:23:36,041 Are you here to listen to songs? I sing songs? 434 00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:37,333 Is this 'Indian Idol'? 435 00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:40,583 Is this why your parents pay your fees? 436 00:23:40,583 --> 00:23:44,619 Sing a song, sir. Sing a song. 437 00:23:44,619 --> 00:23:46,597 (breaks into a punjabi song) 438 00:23:46,597 --> 00:23:48,625 (humming punjabi song) 439 00:23:48,625 --> 00:23:51,791 He explains so well. He made it so easy. 440 00:23:51,791 --> 00:23:53,791 Apart from being the best teacher he is the best singer also. 441 00:23:53,791 --> 00:23:55,708 The boys from A6 said so. 442 00:23:55,708 --> 00:23:58,625 But they never said he makes you laugh so much too. - That's right. 443 00:23:58,625 --> 00:24:01,625 I swear if he wasn't a teacher he would surely do stand up comedy. 444 00:24:01,625 --> 00:24:05,625 Praise the lord. Its like we got the 'Jeetu Bhaiya' of Inorganic chemistry. - Yes. 445 00:24:05,625 --> 00:24:07,041 I remember the whole lecture vividly. 446 00:24:07,041 --> 00:24:09,333 I won't have to refer to my notes to do the DPP. 447 00:24:09,333 --> 00:24:14,250 It's nice. He teaches us while singing. That's how the class should be. 448 00:24:14,250 --> 00:24:16,458 Today my brain has opened to chemistry. 449 00:24:16,458 --> 00:24:18,208 It's already open. - It has opened today. 450 00:24:18,208 --> 00:24:20,291 The door is already open. 451 00:24:20,291 --> 00:24:22,291 Clean all the cobwebs from here. 452 00:24:22,291 --> 00:24:26,208 Move the suitcases and throw away all the garbage. 453 00:24:26,208 --> 00:24:28,500 Welcome, prince. 454 00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:31,666 It seems to me I'll have to cut money from your security now. 455 00:24:31,666 --> 00:24:34,291 What happened now, aunty? - What is this? 456 00:24:34,291 --> 00:24:35,083 The floor. 457 00:24:35,083 --> 00:24:38,208 What is on the floor? - You. 458 00:24:38,208 --> 00:24:40,000 You are being a wise ass. 459 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,958 What kind of stains are those? Crispy. Crispy. 460 00:24:42,958 --> 00:24:44,541 Even lizol can't remove these. 461 00:24:44,541 --> 00:24:47,916 I am warning you. I am warning you I don't want even a scratch on my Kota marble. 462 00:24:47,916 --> 00:24:49,458 This is not Kota marble. It is Kota stone. 463 00:24:49,458 --> 00:24:50,625 What did you say to my face? 464 00:24:50,625 --> 00:24:53,708 Aunty, hereafter we shall take more care of your marble than our books. 465 00:24:53,708 --> 00:24:54,791 Oh, no. 466 00:24:54,791 --> 00:24:56,666 Hereafter we will have daily cleaning here.. 467 00:24:56,666 --> 00:24:59,666 ..and you will have to pay 500 rupees per month for it. 468 00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:00,166 Let's go. 469 00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:02,726 Hey! - Get out of my way. You don't even shower. 470 00:25:02,726 --> 00:25:04,758 'Aunty, give me hot water.' 471 00:25:04,758 --> 00:25:07,125 Filthy rascals. 472 00:25:07,125 --> 00:25:09,125 I wish I had a feedback form for this Tarka as well. 473 00:25:09,125 --> 00:25:12,666 Never mind Supankha. You are a hero. 474 00:25:12,666 --> 00:25:15,666 If it hadn't been for you neither would the inorganic teacher change.. 475 00:25:15,666 --> 00:25:17,208 ..nor would my luck. 476 00:25:17,208 --> 00:25:20,666 Brother, I will give you my first two chocolates as offerings. 477 00:25:20,666 --> 00:25:23,250 Its alright, junior. 478 00:25:23,250 --> 00:25:25,458 Come on, children. Remove your sheets. We shall begin now. 479 00:25:25,458 --> 00:25:27,833 I will tell you the answers. Check your answers. 480 00:25:27,833 --> 00:25:32,458 The first. Very easy question. It's a shame to even discuss it. 481 00:25:32,458 --> 00:25:36,333 The answer is A. Mark it and move on. Tally it. 482 00:25:36,333 --> 00:25:40,666 Tell me the second. B. ZnS. 483 00:25:40,666 --> 00:25:43,541 Which of you have done the third? It is a very easy question. 484 00:25:43,541 --> 00:25:47,458 We shall solve it orally. Its a shame if you use your pens. 485 00:25:47,458 --> 00:25:50,125 The answer is B. 486 00:25:50,125 --> 00:25:53,480 What is this? Such easy questions. Time waste. 487 00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:56,153 Even more basic question. C is the answer. 488 00:25:56,153 --> 00:25:58,500 If you got this wrong, get yourself checked. 489 00:25:58,500 --> 00:26:00,124 Question number 4. 490 00:26:00,124 --> 00:26:04,083 The answer is B. Very basic. 491 00:26:04,083 --> 00:26:07,833 The answer is C. I did it in the last class. 492 00:26:07,833 --> 00:26:12,250 You should have no problem. 493 00:26:12,250 --> 00:26:15,166 Sixth question. Let's go to the eighth question. - Sir! 494 00:26:15,166 --> 00:26:17,291 Sir. How can the answer to question 7 be A? - Son, that.. 495 00:26:17,291 --> 00:26:19,000 It should be C, shouldn't it? - Let's complete this and then I will.. 496 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,750 No, no, sir. Tell me this first. 497 00:26:20,750 --> 00:26:22,375 Sir, aluminum is from the boron family. 498 00:26:22,375 --> 00:26:24,000 It doesn't have electrons either. 499 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,250 So, it will form a bond with another one like itself. 500 00:26:26,250 --> 00:26:27,666 So it will make a banana bond. 501 00:26:27,666 --> 00:26:30,416 What is this coordinate covenant bond? 502 00:26:30,416 --> 00:26:32,958 That is the exception, son. I taught you that in class. 503 00:26:32,958 --> 00:26:37,125 But, sir, the banana bond is an exception in itself. 504 00:26:37,125 --> 00:26:40,000 Son, this is an exception to the exception. 505 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:43,250 Class, what did I say was the first rule of chemistry? 506 00:26:43,250 --> 00:26:47,750 Anywhere there is chemistry, there is? - Exception! 507 00:26:47,750 --> 00:26:49,000 Let's move on. 508 00:26:49,000 --> 00:27:02,791 The eighth question. D. 509 00:27:02,791 --> 00:27:06,791 Don't take stress. We will solve the chocolate problem. 510 00:27:06,791 --> 00:27:08,958 Hey, bro! What's up? - Scram! 511 00:27:08,958 --> 00:27:11,500 Scram! Scram! - Go. 512 00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:14,791 Is he crazy? 513 00:27:14,791 --> 00:27:17,416 Meena, get out of this illusion. 514 00:27:17,416 --> 00:27:18,916 We are not going to get chocolate. 515 00:27:18,916 --> 00:27:21,333 Do you understand? We won't be able to do anything. 516 00:27:21,333 --> 00:27:24,791 We won't be able to do anything no matter how many teachers are changed. 517 00:27:24,791 --> 00:27:26,041 I made enquiries. 518 00:27:26,041 --> 00:27:29,291 The A6 batch students have also taken a corresponddence course of our institute. 519 00:27:29,291 --> 00:27:32,416 The scoundrels have the solutions before the DPP is discussed. 520 00:27:32,416 --> 00:27:35,250 They get chocolate but they don't score marks in the test. 521 00:27:35,250 --> 00:27:37,083 That's why they are still in A6. 522 00:27:37,083 --> 00:27:41,791 Why don't we take private classes outside the institute for inorganic. 523 00:27:41,791 --> 00:27:42,791 Really? - Yes. 524 00:27:42,791 --> 00:27:44,041 And what will we gain from it? 525 00:27:44,041 --> 00:27:46,333 What will we gain from it? What will we gain? 526 00:27:46,333 --> 00:27:50,791 They will teach us well, won't they? Even these people are teaching us well. 527 00:27:50,791 --> 00:27:52,791 Meena, the problem is not with the teachers. 528 00:27:52,791 --> 00:27:54,375 The problem is with this nasty subject! 529 00:27:54,375 --> 00:27:56,791 It is an utterly boring subject! 530 00:27:56,791 --> 00:27:58,875 There are only facts that have no logic. 531 00:27:58,875 --> 00:28:02,500 There are more exceptions than the number of rules in the name of logic. 532 00:28:02,500 --> 00:28:05,166 In the first octet rule they say there should be only 8 electrons.. 533 00:28:05,166 --> 00:28:07,500 ..but then any number of electrons are making compounds. 534 00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:09,791 Four. Six. Seven. Eight. Ten. 535 00:28:09,791 --> 00:28:11,208 And Twelve. - Yes. 536 00:28:11,208 --> 00:28:13,333 One atom has so many models. 537 00:28:13,333 --> 00:28:15,166 First they teach you Dalton's model. 538 00:28:15,166 --> 00:28:18,333 The moment you understand it they say, "Oh, this is incorrect." 539 00:28:18,333 --> 00:28:20,791 Alright. Let's say they made a mistake once. 540 00:28:20,791 --> 00:28:23,291 Then they teach you Thompson plum pudding model. Even that is wrong. 541 00:28:23,291 --> 00:28:25,791 Then they teach you Rutherford model. Even that is incorrect. 542 00:28:25,791 --> 00:28:27,416 Then why are you teaching us? 543 00:28:27,416 --> 00:28:29,791 Make it first. Sit down and make it. 544 00:28:29,791 --> 00:28:31,416 No, no, no. We will teach you. 545 00:28:31,416 --> 00:28:33,041 We will teach you. Bohr's model. 546 00:28:33,041 --> 00:28:34,166 Heisenberg model. 547 00:28:34,166 --> 00:28:37,333 None of them are entirely correct. 548 00:28:37,333 --> 00:28:41,541 These people are making fools of us by calling it exception. 549 00:28:41,541 --> 00:28:46,041 This is not an exception. It is an excuse. Pure excuse. 550 00:28:46,041 --> 00:28:49,250 They don't have a theory that gives you all the answers. 551 00:28:49,250 --> 00:28:52,083 And how could they have a theory? Tell me. How could they have it? 552 00:28:52,083 --> 00:28:55,000 Geniuses like Einstein and Newton gave theories. 553 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,416 They never read this moronic subject. 554 00:28:57,416 --> 00:28:58,333 There's no logic. 555 00:28:58,333 --> 00:29:01,791 All they have is exception, exception and exception. 556 00:29:01,791 --> 00:29:06,333 'Inception' did not confuse me as much as exception has. 557 00:29:06,333 --> 00:29:08,666 Every atom acts and reacts as it pleases here. 558 00:29:08,666 --> 00:29:10,666 The oxidation state of all of them changes. 559 00:29:10,666 --> 00:29:13,500 Plus two. Minus seven. Plus three. Minus half. 560 00:29:13,500 --> 00:29:17,041 Even the oxidation state of oxygen is not fixed. 561 00:29:17,041 --> 00:29:19,083 When your own elements don't give a damn.. 562 00:29:19,083 --> 00:29:22,458 ..then why make a happy periodic family? Why? 563 00:29:22,458 --> 00:29:24,250 Learn from math. Learn. 564 00:29:24,250 --> 00:29:26,750 Zero to nine is fixed once and for all. Final. 565 00:29:26,750 --> 00:29:30,041 But here, their elements aren't fixed till date. 566 00:29:30,041 --> 00:29:32,041 Something new crops up every year. 567 00:29:32,041 --> 00:29:35,291 Boom! Number 113 is the number picked in this year's lucky draw. 568 00:29:35,291 --> 00:29:38,041 We shall call it! Nikenugium. No, no, no. Nikeniugium! 569 00:29:38,041 --> 00:29:42,458 Damn it! It is easier to recite a Sanskrit mantra. 570 00:29:42,458 --> 00:29:44,333 Newton gave us three laws. Three. 571 00:29:44,333 --> 00:29:45,708 Half our physics is covered with it.. 572 00:29:45,708 --> 00:29:47,750 ..but here, there is a new rule for every question. 573 00:29:47,750 --> 00:29:52,250 Admit it. Admit that you are not logical like physics and math. 574 00:29:52,250 --> 00:29:54,791 Okay. Eat some.. - No! 575 00:29:54,791 --> 00:29:57,041 Tell me something. It is simple. 576 00:29:57,041 --> 00:30:00,666 What will happen if you toss an apple in the air? 577 00:30:00,666 --> 00:30:02,625 It will fall. - It will fall? It will fall? 578 00:30:02,625 --> 00:30:05,166 But it will fall in physics. It won't fall in chemistry. 579 00:30:05,166 --> 00:30:07,500 What will happen in chemistry? There will be steric hindrance. 580 00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:10,375 If that's not enough then resonance, inductive effect. 581 00:30:10,375 --> 00:30:12,958 Everything will happen. Anything can happen here. 582 00:30:12,958 --> 00:30:14,333 They don't even name the colors simply. 583 00:30:14,333 --> 00:30:16,708 It's not green. It's apple green. It's not red. It's crimson red. 584 00:30:16,708 --> 00:30:18,000 It's not pink. It's hot pink! 585 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:21,375 That's why only girls are so good at chemistry. 586 00:30:21,375 --> 00:30:22,416 They make you do nonsense. 587 00:30:22,416 --> 00:30:25,333 Flame test. Salt analysis. Titration. Brown ring test. 588 00:30:25,333 --> 00:30:27,708 Rotten eggs smell. Why should I smell a rotten egg? 589 00:30:27,708 --> 00:30:30,708 Why? I am a Brahmin! 590 00:30:30,708 --> 00:30:32,916 Atomic size trend. Ionization potential trend. 591 00:30:32,916 --> 00:30:35,958 Electron-affinity trend. Electron -negativity trend. Horizontal trend. 592 00:30:35,958 --> 00:30:36,916 Vertical trend. 593 00:30:36,916 --> 00:30:41,416 You can call something a trend when you can predict something with it. 594 00:30:41,416 --> 00:30:43,916 If anything is happening anywhere and anytime like 'Thugs of Hindustan'.. 595 00:30:43,916 --> 00:30:45,291 ..then how can they call it a trend? 596 00:30:45,291 --> 00:30:46,875 How can they call it that? 597 00:30:46,875 --> 00:30:48,083 I am telling you, Meena. 598 00:30:48,083 --> 00:30:50,291 Chemistry is not a subject. It is subjective. 599 00:30:50,291 --> 00:30:52,125 I did so much for this subject. 600 00:30:52,125 --> 00:30:55,041 Assignments, notes, flash cards. I sat in the front row. 601 00:30:55,041 --> 00:30:57,333 Changed three teachers. Changed the studying strategy. 602 00:30:57,333 --> 00:31:01,041 But what is the end result? Zilch! 603 00:31:01,041 --> 00:31:02,625 He wouldn't stop, Jeetu Bhaiya. 604 00:31:02,625 --> 00:31:05,833 That's why I brought him to you. 605 00:31:05,833 --> 00:31:08,041 You have understood it correctly. 606 00:31:08,041 --> 00:31:11,500 The problem is not with the teacher, it's with the subject. 607 00:31:11,500 --> 00:31:13,583 There must be some reason you find physicists only in universities.. 608 00:31:13,583 --> 00:31:16,958 ..while you find chemists at every corner. 609 00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:19,666 You understand that you cannot memorize so much, right? 610 00:31:19,666 --> 00:31:23,166 Fine. - But how does that solve the problem, Bhaiya? 611 00:31:23,166 --> 00:31:24,791 It isn't? - No. 612 00:31:24,791 --> 00:31:26,708 I thought it was simple. 613 00:31:26,708 --> 00:31:28,875 Okay, let's say you have to go on a date. 614 00:31:28,875 --> 00:31:30,708 You have a girlfriend? - No. 615 00:31:30,708 --> 00:31:33,541 Let's assume you have a hot girl like Katrina. 616 00:31:33,541 --> 00:31:36,875 Ma'am is punctual. She calls you at 8 o'clock sharp. 617 00:31:36,875 --> 00:31:39,333 If you're going on a date you will take a gift for her, won't you? 618 00:31:39,333 --> 00:31:42,500 Champagne, bouquet.. - Teddy bear. Pink. 619 00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:44,375 Your ideas are very different. 620 00:31:44,375 --> 00:31:46,541 Anyway, let's assume you take a teddy bear. 621 00:31:46,541 --> 00:31:48,791 You bump into a thief on the way. 622 00:31:48,791 --> 00:31:50,375 He snatches the teddy bear and runs. 623 00:31:50,375 --> 00:31:52,458 What will you do? - How can he run away? 624 00:31:52,458 --> 00:31:54,083 I will catch hold of him and punch him. 625 00:31:54,083 --> 00:31:56,041 Of course. Ideally that's what you should do. 626 00:31:56,041 --> 00:31:57,791 But the thief is fast. 627 00:31:57,791 --> 00:31:59,500 And you have two gifts in your hands. Then? 628 00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:02,208 Then we scream aloud. Someone will surely help. 629 00:32:02,208 --> 00:32:03,958 That could be one approach. 630 00:32:03,958 --> 00:32:07,791 Maybe it will work. What will you do? 631 00:32:07,791 --> 00:32:09,916 I will forget about the gift.. 632 00:32:09,916 --> 00:32:13,458 ..and rush with the remaining two gifts. 633 00:32:13,458 --> 00:32:14,916 So, rush! 634 00:32:14,916 --> 00:32:17,500 I told you it is simple. IIT is the hot gal. 635 00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:19,833 Sure. The bouquet and champagne are math and physics.. 636 00:32:19,833 --> 00:32:21,208 ..while the teddy is inorganic chemistry.. 637 00:32:21,208 --> 00:32:23,083 ..which we are unable to get hold of. 638 00:32:23,083 --> 00:32:26,000 But, Bhaiya, the real life girlfriend wants the teddy. 639 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:29,125 I won't get admission into IIT without inorganic. 640 00:32:29,125 --> 00:32:30,750 Who says so? 641 00:32:30,750 --> 00:32:35,291 Who is the IITian in this room? 642 00:32:35,291 --> 00:32:38,791 Do you think I memorized chemistry like a jackass? 643 00:32:38,791 --> 00:32:42,166 Before you study for an exam, study the exam. 644 00:32:42,166 --> 00:32:47,083 What do you think? How much do you need to score during those six hours to get into top five IITs? 645 00:32:47,083 --> 00:32:51,000 90 percent for top five.. - No, no. Are you insane? 95 percent. 646 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:51,875 95 percent. 647 00:32:51,875 --> 00:32:54,541 How will you face this savage world? 648 00:32:54,541 --> 00:32:56,208 It will eat you alive! 40 percent. 649 00:32:56,208 --> 00:32:57,791 Only 40 percent for top five? 650 00:32:57,791 --> 00:33:00,875 Only 40 percent for top five IIT? 651 00:33:00,875 --> 00:33:02,166 You are kidding, aren't you, Bhaiyar? 652 00:33:02,166 --> 00:33:04,875 There are many things apart from memes on the internet. 653 00:33:04,875 --> 00:33:09,375 Go and watch videos of Unacademy. Strategy for IIT JEE. 654 00:33:09,375 --> 00:33:13,166 JEE toppers and scientists take time out to make some videos for you. 655 00:33:13,166 --> 00:33:15,833 At least do that much. Is your Jeetu Bhaiya going to solve everything? 656 00:33:15,833 --> 00:33:17,458 Even if omit 60 percent of the syllabus.. 657 00:33:17,458 --> 00:33:19,041 ..you still stand a chance to get into IIT. 658 00:33:19,041 --> 00:33:21,458 The syllabus for inorganic chemistry might be vast. 659 00:33:21,458 --> 00:33:23,000 So, let it be. 660 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,458 How much weightage does it carry in our exam? 661 00:33:24,458 --> 00:33:26,333 How much weightage would chemistry carry in our exam? Tell me. 662 00:33:26,333 --> 00:33:28,375 Chemistry would be one-third. - 33 percent. 663 00:33:28,375 --> 00:33:30,250 One third of that would be.. - 11 percent. 664 00:33:30,250 --> 00:33:31,916 Think about it. 665 00:33:31,916 --> 00:33:32,958 Do you want to chase 11 percent.. 666 00:33:32,958 --> 00:33:35,208 ..and ruin the crease on your trousers.. 667 00:33:35,208 --> 00:33:37,875 ..or focus on 89 percent? 668 00:33:37,875 --> 00:33:42,708 Score 40 percent and then enjoy in a good IIT for four years. 669 00:33:42,708 --> 00:33:46,208 Bhaiya, I shall burn up all the sheets of Inorganic today. 670 00:33:46,208 --> 00:33:47,333 End of story! - That's wrong. 671 00:33:47,333 --> 00:33:49,250 Yes. It is knowledge. It is a sin. 672 00:33:49,250 --> 00:33:50,458 Sell it as waste paper. 673 00:33:50,458 --> 00:33:53,416 You will get some money. Eat some snacks with it. 674 00:33:53,416 --> 00:33:56,271 But, Jeetu Bhaiya, one can improve one's rank with inorganic, right? 675 00:33:56,271 --> 00:33:58,708 Inorganic improves the rank of those who are actually getting a rank. 676 00:33:58,708 --> 00:34:00,208 But in your case, it will leave you rankless. 677 00:34:00,208 --> 00:34:02,541 So, the best way to tackle problems like these.. 678 00:34:02,541 --> 00:34:03,916 ..is not to get involved. Just take the fast lane. 679 00:34:03,916 --> 00:34:06,375 Do you understand? Come on, you guys. Leave. Leave. 680 00:34:06,375 --> 00:34:07,375 Go. 681 00:34:07,375 --> 00:34:10,791 Why do you look so confused, Meena? 682 00:34:10,791 --> 00:34:13,083 But, Jeetu Bhaiya, the other day you said.. 683 00:34:13,083 --> 00:34:15,791 ..if you have a problem in life you confront it. 684 00:34:15,791 --> 00:34:18,791 Make your problem a dare. Make your dare a habit and forge ahead. 685 00:34:18,791 --> 00:34:25,458 Today you are saying to let Inorganic go if we don't know it. 686 00:34:25,458 --> 00:34:32,458 Son, Inorganic chemistry is an exception. 687 00:34:32,458 --> 00:34:36,041 Come on. Leave. 688 00:34:36,041 --> 00:34:40,375 Thank you, Bhaiya. 689 00:34:40,375 --> 00:34:44,583 Objective in the exams should not be to solve all the problems.. 690 00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:59,583 ..but to solve the maximum number of questions. 691 00:34:59,583 --> 00:35:03,083 If the problem is very confusing and time consuming, they you can skip it. 692 00:35:03,083 --> 00:35:05,833 If you have any time remaining then get back to it. 693 00:35:05,833 --> 00:35:08,958 Bear in mind, not every problem is meant to be solved. 694 00:35:08,958 --> 00:35:10,480 Vaibhav Pandey! - Aunty? 695 00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:12,820 I've told you so many times not to put so many clothes.. 696 00:35:12,820 --> 00:35:15,000 ..in the second hand washing machine. 697 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,625 Do you think about electricity and water? 698 00:35:16,625 --> 00:35:18,125 Aunty. 699 00:35:18,125 --> 00:35:19,753 How are you? 700 00:35:19,753 --> 00:35:22,958 Take this. This is your extra charge. 701 00:35:22,958 --> 00:35:25,500 And I shall give it to you every month. 702 00:35:25,500 --> 00:35:28,500 Just don't disturb me for the entire month. 703 00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:29,208 Thank you. 51303

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