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You done?
- Yes. Almost.
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Hurry up. Hurry up.
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Today we'll reach early and take the front row.
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After so long I've completed the DPP.
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Batla sir is right.
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If one knows inorganic the
questions get solved instantly. - Yes.
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Lord knows why they teach SPDF orbital.
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They should begin with Inorganic.
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That ways student's
confidence will get a boost. - Yes.
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For the first time I could finish
the DPP in fifteen mins.
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I finished in twelve.
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Well, it's possible you
made some mistakes in haste.
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Wait for it to be discussed.
- Really?
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Well, alright. We shall see.
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The one who has more correct answers..
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..has to treat the other
to Shreeji's onion puffs.
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It's a bet.
- It's a bet.
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You will lose.
- Come. Come. Come.
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You have to do something.
It took you 15 minutes.
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One should take time but do it perfectly.
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Vaibhav Pandey!
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Yes, aunty.
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Vaibhav Pandey.
- Yes, aunty.
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Your fan was left on yesterday.
- No, aunty. The fan was off.
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It was on!
- Maybe it was left on.
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Aunty, the fan was off.
- Don't tell lies.
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I could hear the fan
on full speed all the way up.
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Aunty, when the sound of our
fan can't be heard our room. - Yes.
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How can the sound of
our fan be heard in your room?
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Don't apply your physics in this matter..
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..because if the fan is left on again..
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..I shall apply my math and increase
200 rupees in the rent next month.
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Bunty!
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Aunty. List..
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Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
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Old hag! She is demanding
money whilst brushing her teeth.
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So give her the money.
- It's not about the money.
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Lalita Pawar!
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In dad's presence she was acting
like Nirupa Roy.
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He is like my Bunty.
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I like.. Damn!
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Even if I have to sleep with the fan off..
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..I won't give her an
excuse to increase the rent.
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Okay. You can think about Tarka later.
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Let's sit in the first
bench now and show them.
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Only ten minutes left in class.
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Everybody pay attention.
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This is a very important exception.
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It was asked in JEE 2005.
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Silver Iodide is an ionic compound
still it's not soluble in water.
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Why? Because Fajan's rule applies here.
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What was it?
- No ionic compound is completely ionic..
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..and no covalent compound
is completely covalent.
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Very good!
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Right, Meenal. You see..
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Just like that your rank just rose by 500
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and you move from Computer Science in IIT BHU
to Metallurgy IIT Bombay.
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Look, its Inorganic that improves rank.
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What was your rank, sir?
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What? DPP.
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Yes, yes. Let's do DPP.
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All of you bring it out. Come on.
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Get this repaired.
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This is most important.
- Yes, sir.
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Please continue.
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These are the faculty feedback forms.
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Fill if you care to and return them in two days.
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And only five days remain
towards the third installment.
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And the next lecture will
also be given by Batla.... sir.
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As you might be knowing Bansal sir has
gone to Romania for the Math Olympiad.
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Abroad?
- Yes.
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And you. Get a haircut.
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Where are you loitering?
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Yes. So, let's do the DPP.
- Yes, sir!
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Good! I like excited state.
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Good!
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Yes. So, the first answer is A.
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The second answer is C.
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The third answer is D.
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The fourth answer is
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B.
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The sixth answer is C.
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B.
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C.
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(Muffled)
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(Muffled)
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(Muffled)
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(Muffled)
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Now write your marks on the DPP.
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And keep them away for revision.
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And what about the 15th, sir.
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That is a chocolate problem.
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I included that exclusively for the A1 batch. You skip it.
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Okay, sir.
- Sir! Sir!
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Sir, how can the answer
to the 14th question be C?
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Sir, this cannot become a compound.
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The octet rule will break here.
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Yes. You are absolutely correct.
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So?
- This is an exception, son.
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Exception?
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But, sir, rules cannot break in science.
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Who told you that?
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Exception is the rule of chemistry.
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Got it?
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Come on. Let's start salt analysis.
Sit down. Sit down.
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Sit down.
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Okay, so. Pay attention. Everybody listen.
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It's very important.
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Why are you laughing?
You got three answers correct.
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You got two. Puffs.
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We took this very lightly, bro.
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Thought it's a piece of cake . It isn't.
- Yes, bro. It's certainly not a piece of cake.
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It is extremely spicy today, bro.
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Water.
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Water.
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Brother. Water.
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Here. Have this.
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Hold this.
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Easy. Easy.
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Okay?
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May I have it all?
- You may.
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Just give me the wrapper.
- Thank you.
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Wrapper?
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He must be eco-friendly.
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Very promising.
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No, no. These are not wrappers.
They are my trophies.
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My fourth chocolate problem.
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You can solve the chocolate problem?
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You are in A6, aren't you?
- So?
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Not just me.
Five others have also done it.
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What are you saying? - Exactly, don't do it.
It is only for the A1 batch.
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Give me the wrapper.
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Bro.
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So, how much.. Not that it matters to me.
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How much do you
score in Inorganic DPP?
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In inorganic?
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About 12 or 13.
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You?
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13 or 14 types.
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Yes. 13 or 14.
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Very promising! Very promising!
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These people can solve
the chocolate problem.
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What is different in their A6 from our A5?
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The color of the walls.
The width of the benches.
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The number of fans.
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Also, the faculty.
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Why?
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Come. I'll tell you.
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Come. Come. Come.
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What are you doing? Are you insane?
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Give him zero. Zero.
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If Batla's teaching isn't up to the mark..
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..what will we give
him in the feedback form?
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We will give him a zero, won't we?
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Awarding bad marks and humiliating thereafter
suits teachers, not students.
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That too from A5.
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You dork! If we don't give bad feedback..
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..he only will continue to teach.
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Then how will you learn inorganic?
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Teachers are equal to parents.
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Then you should give them feedback too.
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Dad, you are not up
to the mark as a father.
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Hereafter uncle will sleep in your bedroom.
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That doesn't make sense. Cool down.
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Go and switch on the fan.
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The fan won't be switched on today.
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But I am feeling a little hot.
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Fill the form first.
Then the fan will be switched on.
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I am going to drink water.
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Meena!
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There was this 'Dwapar' era..
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..when Gurus like Dronacharya
used to be respected.
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And here is this era..
- Hey! Even Arjun fought Dronacharya.
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Even your Ramayana is weak..
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..where as Dronacharya sir
was like the best teacher ever.
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Bestest teacher ever!
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And yet he fought with him. Why?
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For seizure of a plot.
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And you, Meena, can't even fill
a single feedback form against Batla for JEE.
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If it were me, I'd have leapt from here.
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Go ahead. Give him bad marks.
I won't do it.
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Okay.
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Okay. Fine. Fine.
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You'll also rot in some
private engineering college like that Batla of yours.
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Bloody non-IITians.
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Hey!
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What's going on?
- Nothing, aunty.
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I felt a spray of water.
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You are playing holi with drinking water?
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You are right, aunt.
- No, aunty. We were simply.
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300 rupees will be increased.
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Aunty. Aunty.
- Bunty!
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Aunty, listen to me. Aunty!
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I am just like your Bunty.
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Mummy!
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I will fill water from
the neighboring institute.
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But will not pay this witch! Bloody grouch.
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Take this. I've signed it.
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Fill what you want in it. Son of a witch!
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Sorry, pal. - It's okay, bro.
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'Only a cloud understands
the thirst of the Earth.'
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Hey, Kumar Vishwas! Come.
- Where?
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Come along.
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We have given it..
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..but Batla will only be removed
when everyone gives bad feedback.
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"What good is a life with no friends?"
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Take this, bro. I filled the form.
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Remove that scoundrel Chauhan!
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The faculty's name is Batla.
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Chauhan sir teaches in A2, not in A5.
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Oh crap! I've fallen till A5?
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"Not by maps, not by religion or by need."
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"My world is made up of friends."
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"Made up of your love,
your sound and your worship."
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"My world is made up of friends."
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Just a minute.
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No. Neither will I give a negative feedback
and nor will let you give it.
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Why? Is he your uncle? - Yes!
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He is your uncle?
- Yes.
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Family?
- Yes. Family.
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Look, bro. Teaching style.. Batla?
- Zero.
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Two. Two. Let's give the poor chap two.
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Doubt solving. - Zero!
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One. One. One.
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Personality. - Zero!
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Zero. Zero. Zero.
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And punctuality. - Nil.
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Sorry. I revise my periodic table
once daily before lunch and after dinner.
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That's nice.
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Very nice!
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The form? - Oh, feedback form!
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I am doing well in Inorganic so,
no need for me to fill it up.
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Well, bye. I have to revise
all the atomic radii too.
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Let's go, Vaibhav. Come.
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We are in A5 but we are not destined..
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..to be able to solve the chocolate
problem like the A6 students.
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What did you say?
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Very nice initiative!
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Batla should be changed.
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In fact, every teacher in this
coaching class should be changed.
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No, no. This coaching
industry should change.
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Exam pattern, syllabus, curriculum.
Pedagogy should change.
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IIT should change. This whole
educational system should change.
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And for that..
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..patriarchy should change.
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What do you think, Shivangi?
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I think you should attend class first.
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A1, A2, A3, A4, A5. Inorganic.
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What is AWS under inorganic?
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Awasthi. Will he teach us now?
- What? Batla is gone?
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He acted very respectable.
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He isn't gone. He has been removed.
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Uncle.
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Mr. Batla.
- Hi.
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How are you?
- Yes. Sit. Sit. Sit.
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So, tell me. What brings you here?
257
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I just wanted to talk to you, sir.
258
00:14:27,875 --> 00:14:31,042
Yes, yes. Tell me. - Sir, I've lost A5.
259
00:14:31,042 --> 00:14:35,167
Yes. - If you could let me
give extra classes to resolve doubts..
260
00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:39,832
Doubt classes that too of Inorganic?
Who will attend, sir?
261
00:14:39,832 --> 00:14:43,167
Just don't decrease my salary.
I will do anything.
262
00:14:43,167 --> 00:14:44,792
Give me a junior class if you wish.
263
00:14:44,792 --> 00:14:46,792
I can even teach 8th grade physics.
264
00:14:46,792 --> 00:14:50,417
How can you say that, sir?
You are respectable to us, sir.
265
00:14:50,417 --> 00:14:54,000
Not true, sir.
The other subjects are respected..
266
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,957
..when inorganic demands
the most hard work. - Yes.
267
00:14:56,957 --> 00:14:58,917
One has to revise every morning.
268
00:14:58,917 --> 00:15:01,042
Yet the others have better salaries.
269
00:15:01,042 --> 00:15:04,832
Look, sir.
Math and Physics are taught by IITians.
270
00:15:04,832 --> 00:15:07,125
Pay less to them and
other institutes poach them.
271
00:15:07,125 --> 00:15:09,667
That's why brother-in-law
pays them so much.
272
00:15:09,667 --> 00:15:11,750
What can I do in this matter, sir?
273
00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:14,875
I could only offer your nephew a scholarship.
Did I or didn't I?
274
00:15:14,875 --> 00:15:17,250
Yes, sir.
275
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:20,750
When in fact, he didn't deserve it.
276
00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:25,917
But, sir, even if I was to be removed
Mr. Rao. would've been a respectable replacement.
277
00:15:25,917 --> 00:15:30,042
Or maybe that teacher of A6.
Parminder.
278
00:15:30,042 --> 00:15:31,457
Even he would have been a better option.
279
00:15:31,457 --> 00:15:33,792
But sir, you replaced me with my junior.
280
00:15:33,792 --> 00:15:37,417
You know what, sir? He is a psycho.
281
00:15:37,417 --> 00:15:41,082
He doesn't know anything.
He used to attend my lectures.
282
00:15:41,082 --> 00:15:44,167
In that case,
sir, even you made a mistake, didn't you?
283
00:15:44,167 --> 00:15:46,917
Junior and senior don't
matter in inorganic, sir.
284
00:15:46,917 --> 00:15:49,125
Someone had to be retained. So, we did.
285
00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:51,042
And that poor chap will be a psycho.
286
00:15:51,042 --> 00:15:52,667
He too has been idling
at home for the past 4 months.
287
00:15:52,667 --> 00:15:57,000
He can idle another four months.
He owns two hostels.
288
00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:00,125
Tell me something, sir.
If he was a true teacher..
289
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:02,167
..wouldn't he join
some coaching institute by now?
290
00:16:02,167 --> 00:16:05,167
Why are you making
fun of the poor chap, sir?
291
00:16:05,167 --> 00:16:14,917
Even you are aware
no institute poaches Inorganic faculty.
292
00:16:14,917 --> 00:16:17,167
Up! Stand up quickly!
293
00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:20,082
What have you studied till
date if you don't know this exception?
294
00:16:20,082 --> 00:16:23,279
Call your family today and tell
them you won't be able to crack IIT.
295
00:16:23,279 --> 00:16:26,832
And if you don't have
the courage to tell them, then download 'tic tok'.
296
00:16:26,832 --> 00:16:30,957
Many jerks like you dance there
and even earn more than they deserve.
297
00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:34,875
I'll be your first customer. Take this!
298
00:16:34,875 --> 00:16:39,792
You scored four out of fifteen.
299
00:16:39,792 --> 00:16:43,440
Sir, do you discuss the chocolate problems?
- Yes, yes.
300
00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:46,080
Of course I do.
- So what is the reason for this exception...
301
00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:48,792
But only with A1 batch students.
302
00:16:48,792 --> 00:16:52,042
..because they don't ask
stupid questions like A5 students.
303
00:16:52,042 --> 00:16:54,167
These are facts, information. But no!
304
00:16:54,167 --> 00:16:56,332
"We want logic."
305
00:16:56,332 --> 00:16:59,375
Sir, why do notes only come
in 100 and 50 rupee denominations?
306
00:16:59,375 --> 00:17:01,082
Why not 75?
307
00:17:01,082 --> 00:17:04,083
Why did Ranbir choose Alia?
Why not Deepika?
308
00:17:04,083 --> 00:17:07,000
Simply memorize what's
written and be done with it.
309
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:11,458
But no! "We want logic.
We want to be toppers."
310
00:17:11,458 --> 00:17:15,041
"Sir, do you know why I am
a topper from A5 and not from A1?
311
00:17:15,041 --> 00:17:16,920
Because I am an ass."
312
00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:23,166
Hee-haw! Hee-haw! Hee-haw!
313
00:17:23,166 --> 00:17:25,916
If you want to learn inorganic
then you do as I tell you.
314
00:17:25,916 --> 00:17:28,458
Keep memorizing it.
That's that!
315
00:17:28,458 --> 00:17:30,500
No questions asked.
316
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:32,583
Everyone got it!?
- Yes, sir!
317
00:17:32,583 --> 00:17:34,500
Say it aloud. - Yes, sir!
318
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,666
I can't hear you.
- Yes, sir!
319
00:17:36,666 --> 00:17:38,166
Good!
320
00:17:38,166 --> 00:17:41,416
Now some questions from JEE '97.
321
00:17:41,416 --> 00:17:42,732
We shall solve them.
322
00:17:42,732 --> 00:17:44,875
They're really important for you guys.
323
00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:54,583
Remove your note books.
324
00:17:54,583 --> 00:17:57,583
Sir, we have a request.
325
00:17:57,583 --> 00:17:59,333
Have you paid the installment?
- We paid it, sir!
326
00:17:59,333 --> 00:18:01,208
We paid it long ago.
327
00:18:01,208 --> 00:18:05,166
Okay, talk.
328
00:18:05,166 --> 00:18:07,708
Sir, you..
329
00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:11,750
Sir, can the Inorganic faculty
be changed once again?
330
00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:12,750
Yes.
331
00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:14,500
Why not?
332
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:16,791
Fill the feedback form next year.
333
00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:21,583
It'll be changed.
334
00:18:21,583 --> 00:18:24,958
Sir. Next year will be too late, sir.
335
00:18:24,958 --> 00:18:27,916
Why don't you reinstate Batla sir?
336
00:18:27,916 --> 00:18:32,166
You worthless chaps should
never be given the feedback forms.
337
00:18:32,166 --> 00:18:34,833
The toppers never make any fuss.
338
00:18:34,833 --> 00:18:36,583
Get out!
339
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:43,500
They want to be IITians.
340
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:45,458
Meenal is also frustrated, sir.
341
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:49,411
What happened to her?
- Hee-haw. Hee-haw.
342
00:18:49,411 --> 00:18:51,959
(muffled) Not again.
343
00:18:51,959 --> 00:19:03,333
Call Meenal.
344
00:19:03,333 --> 00:19:05,344
You idiot! Give it to me!
345
00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:14,208
I've told you so many times you should know
topper's phone numbers by heart.
346
00:19:14,208 --> 00:19:18,692
Hello. Oh sweet child Meenal.
347
00:19:18,692 --> 00:19:23,875
(sobs)
348
00:19:23,875 --> 00:19:28,563
Is there any... problem with the new sir?
349
00:19:28,563 --> 00:19:30,416
(sobs)
350
00:19:30,416 --> 00:19:33,083
Tell me, child.
351
00:19:33,083 --> 00:19:36,000
Yes, sir. A little bit.
352
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:40,375
Then why did you wait?
You are this year's topper.
353
00:19:40,375 --> 00:19:41,261
Topper?
354
00:19:41,261 --> 00:19:44,666
- Girls topper.
355
00:19:44,666 --> 00:19:48,708
If anything happens,
you should message me immediately.
356
00:19:48,708 --> 00:19:51,166
That's why you have my personal number.
357
00:19:51,166 --> 00:19:55,958
Yes, sir. I changed my phone so,
your number got misplaced.
358
00:19:55,958 --> 00:19:58,291
Take it down.
359
00:19:58,291 --> 00:20:03,032
9-8-6-2...
360
00:20:03,032 --> 00:20:05,125
I'll give it to you later.
361
00:20:05,125 --> 00:20:06,666
Okay.
362
00:20:06,666 --> 00:20:09,625
Put Awasthi in the foundation course.
363
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:13,625
Tell me. Which sir would you like?
364
00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:16,000
The teacher from A6.
365
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:20,000
Yes. The teacher from A6.
366
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:26,541
The teacher from A6.
367
00:20:26,541 --> 00:20:31,001
Par...min...der.
368
00:20:31,001 --> 00:20:33,000
Okay
- Yes.
369
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,083
Okay.
370
00:20:35,083 --> 00:20:38,375
Look. She is this dude's girlfriend..
371
00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:41,791
..but who all are chasing her?
All the boys in Kota?
372
00:20:41,791 --> 00:20:44,500
The boys from where? - Boys in Kota!
373
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:48,916
But dude's girlfriend
refuses everyone except 'the dude'.
374
00:20:48,916 --> 00:20:51,875
So what does that make the dude?
- Exception.
375
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:53,166
And what does that make the girlfriend?
376
00:20:53,166 --> 00:20:55,875
Innocent. She fell for that jerk!
377
00:20:55,875 --> 00:20:58,833
We must understand the gist of the matter.
378
00:20:58,833 --> 00:21:02,791
Anywhere there is chemistry, there is?
- Exception!
379
00:21:02,791 --> 00:21:04,333
Very good! This is fun.
380
00:21:04,333 --> 00:21:09,041
So the dude sees me outside the class
and says Inorganic chemistry is dangerous.
381
00:21:09,041 --> 00:21:10,541
It is very complicated.
382
00:21:10,541 --> 00:21:12,041
I will quit.
383
00:21:12,041 --> 00:21:14,708
I said, brother,
your girlfriend is also complicated.
384
00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:16,757
Do you leave her?
385
00:21:16,757 --> 00:21:20,791
No. What do you do with her?
You pay her attention.
386
00:21:20,791 --> 00:21:24,000
You focus on her. You talk to her nicely.
387
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:27,400
Shona. Mona. Babu. Jadu. Tona.
388
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,416
What else do you call?
389
00:21:29,416 --> 00:21:32,333
Look at that. On hearing it even
the Bajrang dal at the back is attentive.
390
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:34,291
Hello. Sit straight.
391
00:21:34,291 --> 00:21:35,333
Yes.
392
00:21:35,333 --> 00:21:37,000
You find it very amusing, bro.
393
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,416
Stand up.
394
00:21:39,416 --> 00:21:41,250
You have a girlfriend?
395
00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:44,333
You don't. That's not surprising.
396
00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:46,375
Sit down.
397
00:21:46,375 --> 00:21:50,333
Just as our brother here is alone,
similarly boron is alone.
398
00:21:50,333 --> 00:21:55,583
Boron is short of electrons
but nobody is giving it.
399
00:21:55,583 --> 00:21:57,333
So, what will we do?
400
00:21:57,333 --> 00:21:58,750
Will it remain alone?
401
00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:01,208
Is our brother sitting alone? No.
402
00:22:01,208 --> 00:22:03,625
Brother found a monkey just like him.
403
00:22:03,625 --> 00:22:04,916
What did he find? - Monkey!
404
00:22:04,916 --> 00:22:07,708
Friend. Only I will say monkey.
405
00:22:07,708 --> 00:22:10,250
So the boron finds boron like itself..
406
00:22:10,250 --> 00:22:14,000
..and forms a bond with it.
407
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:17,458
Not James Bond. Bond.
408
00:22:17,458 --> 00:22:20,166
When two friends make
a bond what is it called?
409
00:22:20,166 --> 00:22:23,416
It will become a banana, sir.
410
00:22:23,416 --> 00:22:25,041
Very good answer!
411
00:22:25,041 --> 00:22:30,000
It will form a banana bond.
412
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:37,000
The educated people call it
three-center to two electron bond.
413
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:40,416
What is it called?
- Three-center to two electron bond!
414
00:22:40,416 --> 00:22:43,041
No need to remember that.
It will not help you clear IIT.
415
00:22:43,041 --> 00:22:45,750
What do we want to clear?
- IIT!
416
00:22:45,750 --> 00:22:47,416
Very good!
417
00:22:47,416 --> 00:22:49,916
So you two. Have you formed a bond?
418
00:22:49,916 --> 00:22:53,166
Have you formed a bond?
419
00:22:53,166 --> 00:22:56,541
Come on. Write in your book.
420
00:22:56,541 --> 00:23:01,041
When two atoms combine
to form a bond of similar type..
421
00:23:01,041 --> 00:23:06,416
..due to lack of electrons, the
bond is known as banana bond.
422
00:23:06,416 --> 00:23:10,750
Children, if there is any question
on banana bond, we will do it?
423
00:23:10,750 --> 00:23:12,666
Yes, sir!
424
00:23:12,666 --> 00:23:16,000
That means banana bond?
- Is not a problem.
425
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:16,750
The bell has rung.
426
00:23:16,750 --> 00:23:20,041
Everyone will complete their
sheets and bring them in tomorrow.
427
00:23:20,041 --> 00:23:22,458
Those who don't complete
it will get a punch from me. Okay?
428
00:23:22,458 --> 00:23:25,250
Bye. - Sir! Sir! Sir! Let's have a song.
429
00:23:25,250 --> 00:23:26,291
A song, sir.
430
00:23:26,291 --> 00:23:28,166
Yes, sir. A song, sir.
431
00:23:28,166 --> 00:23:31,875
Please, sir. Please, sir.
Please, sir. Please, sir.
432
00:23:31,875 --> 00:23:33,333
Silence!
433
00:23:33,333 --> 00:23:36,041
Are you here to listen to songs?
I sing songs?
434
00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:37,333
Is this 'Indian Idol'?
435
00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:40,583
Is this why your parents pay your fees?
436
00:23:40,583 --> 00:23:44,619
Sing a song, sir. Sing a song.
437
00:23:44,619 --> 00:23:46,597
(breaks into a punjabi song)
438
00:23:46,597 --> 00:23:48,625
(humming punjabi song)
439
00:23:48,625 --> 00:23:51,791
He explains so well. He made it so easy.
440
00:23:51,791 --> 00:23:53,791
Apart from being the best
teacher he is the best singer also.
441
00:23:53,791 --> 00:23:55,708
The boys from A6 said so.
442
00:23:55,708 --> 00:23:58,625
But they never said he makes
you laugh so much too. - That's right.
443
00:23:58,625 --> 00:24:01,625
I swear if he wasn't a teacher
he would surely do stand up comedy.
444
00:24:01,625 --> 00:24:05,625
Praise the lord. Its like we got
the 'Jeetu Bhaiya' of Inorganic chemistry. - Yes.
445
00:24:05,625 --> 00:24:07,041
I remember the whole lecture vividly.
446
00:24:07,041 --> 00:24:09,333
I won't have to refer
to my notes to do the DPP.
447
00:24:09,333 --> 00:24:14,250
It's nice. He teaches us while singing.
That's how the class should be.
448
00:24:14,250 --> 00:24:16,458
Today my brain has opened to chemistry.
449
00:24:16,458 --> 00:24:18,208
It's already open.
- It has opened today.
450
00:24:18,208 --> 00:24:20,291
The door is already open.
451
00:24:20,291 --> 00:24:22,291
Clean all the cobwebs from here.
452
00:24:22,291 --> 00:24:26,208
Move the suitcases and
throw away all the garbage.
453
00:24:26,208 --> 00:24:28,500
Welcome, prince.
454
00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:31,666
It seems to me I'll have
to cut money from your security now.
455
00:24:31,666 --> 00:24:34,291
What happened now, aunty? - What is this?
456
00:24:34,291 --> 00:24:35,083
The floor.
457
00:24:35,083 --> 00:24:38,208
What is on the floor?
- You.
458
00:24:38,208 --> 00:24:40,000
You are being a wise ass.
459
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,958
What kind of stains are those?
Crispy. Crispy.
460
00:24:42,958 --> 00:24:44,541
Even lizol can't remove these.
461
00:24:44,541 --> 00:24:47,916
I am warning you. I am warning you
I don't want even a scratch on my Kota marble.
462
00:24:47,916 --> 00:24:49,458
This is not Kota marble. It is Kota stone.
463
00:24:49,458 --> 00:24:50,625
What did you say to my face?
464
00:24:50,625 --> 00:24:53,708
Aunty, hereafter we shall take more
care of your marble than our books.
465
00:24:53,708 --> 00:24:54,791
Oh, no.
466
00:24:54,791 --> 00:24:56,666
Hereafter we will have
daily cleaning here..
467
00:24:56,666 --> 00:24:59,666
..and you will have to
pay 500 rupees per month for it.
468
00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:00,166
Let's go.
469
00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:02,726
Hey! - Get out of my way.
You don't even shower.
470
00:25:02,726 --> 00:25:04,758
'Aunty, give me hot water.'
471
00:25:04,758 --> 00:25:07,125
Filthy rascals.
472
00:25:07,125 --> 00:25:09,125
I wish I had a feedback
form for this Tarka as well.
473
00:25:09,125 --> 00:25:12,666
Never mind Supankha. You are a hero.
474
00:25:12,666 --> 00:25:15,666
If it hadn't been for you neither
would the inorganic teacher change..
475
00:25:15,666 --> 00:25:17,208
..nor would my luck.
476
00:25:17,208 --> 00:25:20,666
Brother, I will give
you my first two chocolates as offerings.
477
00:25:20,666 --> 00:25:23,250
Its alright, junior.
478
00:25:23,250 --> 00:25:25,458
Come on, children.
Remove your sheets. We shall begin now.
479
00:25:25,458 --> 00:25:27,833
I will tell you the answers.
Check your answers.
480
00:25:27,833 --> 00:25:32,458
The first. Very easy question.
It's a shame to even discuss it.
481
00:25:32,458 --> 00:25:36,333
The answer is A.
Mark it and move on. Tally it.
482
00:25:36,333 --> 00:25:40,666
Tell me the second. B. ZnS.
483
00:25:40,666 --> 00:25:43,541
Which of you have done the third?
It is a very easy question.
484
00:25:43,541 --> 00:25:47,458
We shall solve it orally.
Its a shame if you use your pens.
485
00:25:47,458 --> 00:25:50,125
The answer is B.
486
00:25:50,125 --> 00:25:53,480
What is this?
Such easy questions. Time waste.
487
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:56,153
Even more basic question.
C is the answer.
488
00:25:56,153 --> 00:25:58,500
If you got this wrong,
get yourself checked.
489
00:25:58,500 --> 00:26:00,124
Question number 4.
490
00:26:00,124 --> 00:26:04,083
The answer is B. Very basic.
491
00:26:04,083 --> 00:26:07,833
The answer is C.
I did it in the last class.
492
00:26:07,833 --> 00:26:12,250
You should have no problem.
493
00:26:12,250 --> 00:26:15,166
Sixth question.
Let's go to the eighth question. - Sir!
494
00:26:15,166 --> 00:26:17,291
Sir. How can the answer
to question 7 be A? - Son, that..
495
00:26:17,291 --> 00:26:19,000
It should be C, shouldn't it?
- Let's complete this and then I will..
496
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,750
No, no, sir. Tell me this first.
497
00:26:20,750 --> 00:26:22,375
Sir, aluminum is from the boron family.
498
00:26:22,375 --> 00:26:24,000
It doesn't have electrons either.
499
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,250
So, it will form a bond
with another one like itself.
500
00:26:26,250 --> 00:26:27,666
So it will make a banana bond.
501
00:26:27,666 --> 00:26:30,416
What is this coordinate covenant bond?
502
00:26:30,416 --> 00:26:32,958
That is the exception, son.
I taught you that in class.
503
00:26:32,958 --> 00:26:37,125
But, sir, the banana bond
is an exception in itself.
504
00:26:37,125 --> 00:26:40,000
Son, this is an exception
to the exception.
505
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:43,250
Class, what did I say was
the first rule of chemistry?
506
00:26:43,250 --> 00:26:47,750
Anywhere there is chemistry, there is?
- Exception!
507
00:26:47,750 --> 00:26:49,000
Let's move on.
508
00:26:49,000 --> 00:27:02,791
The eighth question. D.
509
00:27:02,791 --> 00:27:06,791
Don't take stress.
We will solve the chocolate problem.
510
00:27:06,791 --> 00:27:08,958
Hey, bro! What's up? - Scram!
511
00:27:08,958 --> 00:27:11,500
Scram! Scram! - Go.
512
00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:14,791
Is he crazy?
513
00:27:14,791 --> 00:27:17,416
Meena, get out of this illusion.
514
00:27:17,416 --> 00:27:18,916
We are not going to get chocolate.
515
00:27:18,916 --> 00:27:21,333
Do you understand?
We won't be able to do anything.
516
00:27:21,333 --> 00:27:24,791
We won't be able to do anything no
matter how many teachers are changed.
517
00:27:24,791 --> 00:27:26,041
I made enquiries.
518
00:27:26,041 --> 00:27:29,291
The A6 batch students have also taken a
corresponddence course of our institute.
519
00:27:29,291 --> 00:27:32,416
The scoundrels have the solutions
before the DPP is discussed.
520
00:27:32,416 --> 00:27:35,250
They get chocolate but they
don't score marks in the test.
521
00:27:35,250 --> 00:27:37,083
That's why they are still in A6.
522
00:27:37,083 --> 00:27:41,791
Why don't we take private classes
outside the institute for inorganic.
523
00:27:41,791 --> 00:27:42,791
Really? - Yes.
524
00:27:42,791 --> 00:27:44,041
And what will we gain from it?
525
00:27:44,041 --> 00:27:46,333
What will we gain from it?
What will we gain?
526
00:27:46,333 --> 00:27:50,791
They will teach us well, won't they?
Even these people are teaching us well.
527
00:27:50,791 --> 00:27:52,791
Meena, the problem
is not with the teachers.
528
00:27:52,791 --> 00:27:54,375
The problem is with this nasty subject!
529
00:27:54,375 --> 00:27:56,791
It is an utterly boring subject!
530
00:27:56,791 --> 00:27:58,875
There are only facts that have no logic.
531
00:27:58,875 --> 00:28:02,500
There are more exceptions than the
number of rules in the name of logic.
532
00:28:02,500 --> 00:28:05,166
In the first octet rule they
say there should be only 8 electrons..
533
00:28:05,166 --> 00:28:07,500
..but then any number of electrons
are making compounds.
534
00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:09,791
Four. Six. Seven. Eight. Ten.
535
00:28:09,791 --> 00:28:11,208
And Twelve. - Yes.
536
00:28:11,208 --> 00:28:13,333
One atom has so many models.
537
00:28:13,333 --> 00:28:15,166
First they teach you Dalton's model.
538
00:28:15,166 --> 00:28:18,333
The moment you understand it they say,
"Oh, this is incorrect."
539
00:28:18,333 --> 00:28:20,791
Alright. Let's say
they made a mistake once.
540
00:28:20,791 --> 00:28:23,291
Then they teach you Thompson plum
pudding model. Even that is wrong.
541
00:28:23,291 --> 00:28:25,791
Then they teach you Rutherford
model. Even that is incorrect.
542
00:28:25,791 --> 00:28:27,416
Then why are you teaching us?
543
00:28:27,416 --> 00:28:29,791
Make it first. Sit down and make it.
544
00:28:29,791 --> 00:28:31,416
No, no, no. We will teach you.
545
00:28:31,416 --> 00:28:33,041
We will teach you. Bohr's model.
546
00:28:33,041 --> 00:28:34,166
Heisenberg model.
547
00:28:34,166 --> 00:28:37,333
None of them are entirely correct.
548
00:28:37,333 --> 00:28:41,541
These people are making fools
of us by calling it exception.
549
00:28:41,541 --> 00:28:46,041
This is not an exception.
It is an excuse. Pure excuse.
550
00:28:46,041 --> 00:28:49,250
They don't have a theory
that gives you all the answers.
551
00:28:49,250 --> 00:28:52,083
And how could they have a theory?
Tell me. How could they have it?
552
00:28:52,083 --> 00:28:55,000
Geniuses like Einstein
and Newton gave theories.
553
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,416
They never read this moronic subject.
554
00:28:57,416 --> 00:28:58,333
There's no logic.
555
00:28:58,333 --> 00:29:01,791
All they have is exception,
exception and exception.
556
00:29:01,791 --> 00:29:06,333
'Inception' did not confuse
me as much as exception has.
557
00:29:06,333 --> 00:29:08,666
Every atom acts and
reacts as it pleases here.
558
00:29:08,666 --> 00:29:10,666
The oxidation state
of all of them changes.
559
00:29:10,666 --> 00:29:13,500
Plus two. Minus seven.
Plus three. Minus half.
560
00:29:13,500 --> 00:29:17,041
Even the oxidation state
of oxygen is not fixed.
561
00:29:17,041 --> 00:29:19,083
When your own elements don't give a damn..
562
00:29:19,083 --> 00:29:22,458
..then why make a happy
periodic family? Why?
563
00:29:22,458 --> 00:29:24,250
Learn from math. Learn.
564
00:29:24,250 --> 00:29:26,750
Zero to nine is fixed
once and for all. Final.
565
00:29:26,750 --> 00:29:30,041
But here,
their elements aren't fixed till date.
566
00:29:30,041 --> 00:29:32,041
Something new crops up every year.
567
00:29:32,041 --> 00:29:35,291
Boom! Number 113 is the number
picked in this year's lucky draw.
568
00:29:35,291 --> 00:29:38,041
We shall call it! Nikenugium.
No, no, no. Nikeniugium!
569
00:29:38,041 --> 00:29:42,458
Damn it! It is easier
to recite a Sanskrit mantra.
570
00:29:42,458 --> 00:29:44,333
Newton gave us three laws. Three.
571
00:29:44,333 --> 00:29:45,708
Half our physics is covered with it..
572
00:29:45,708 --> 00:29:47,750
..but here,
there is a new rule for every question.
573
00:29:47,750 --> 00:29:52,250
Admit it. Admit that you are
not logical like physics and math.
574
00:29:52,250 --> 00:29:54,791
Okay. Eat some.. - No!
575
00:29:54,791 --> 00:29:57,041
Tell me something. It is simple.
576
00:29:57,041 --> 00:30:00,666
What will happen if you
toss an apple in the air?
577
00:30:00,666 --> 00:30:02,625
It will fall.
- It will fall? It will fall?
578
00:30:02,625 --> 00:30:05,166
But it will fall in physics.
It won't fall in chemistry.
579
00:30:05,166 --> 00:30:07,500
What will happen in chemistry?
There will be steric hindrance.
580
00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:10,375
If that's not enough then resonance,
inductive effect.
581
00:30:10,375 --> 00:30:12,958
Everything will happen.
Anything can happen here.
582
00:30:12,958 --> 00:30:14,333
They don't even name the colors simply.
583
00:30:14,333 --> 00:30:16,708
It's not green. It's apple green.
It's not red. It's crimson red.
584
00:30:16,708 --> 00:30:18,000
It's not pink. It's hot pink!
585
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:21,375
That's why only girls are so good at chemistry.
586
00:30:21,375 --> 00:30:22,416
They make you do nonsense.
587
00:30:22,416 --> 00:30:25,333
Flame test. Salt analysis.
Titration. Brown ring test.
588
00:30:25,333 --> 00:30:27,708
Rotten eggs smell.
Why should I smell a rotten egg?
589
00:30:27,708 --> 00:30:30,708
Why? I am a Brahmin!
590
00:30:30,708 --> 00:30:32,916
Atomic size trend.
Ionization potential trend.
591
00:30:32,916 --> 00:30:35,958
Electron-affinity trend. Electron
-negativity trend. Horizontal trend.
592
00:30:35,958 --> 00:30:36,916
Vertical trend.
593
00:30:36,916 --> 00:30:41,416
You can call something a trend
when you can predict something with it.
594
00:30:41,416 --> 00:30:43,916
If anything is happening anywhere
and anytime like 'Thugs of Hindustan'..
595
00:30:43,916 --> 00:30:45,291
..then how can they call it a trend?
596
00:30:45,291 --> 00:30:46,875
How can they call it that?
597
00:30:46,875 --> 00:30:48,083
I am telling you, Meena.
598
00:30:48,083 --> 00:30:50,291
Chemistry is not a subject.
It is subjective.
599
00:30:50,291 --> 00:30:52,125
I did so much for this subject.
600
00:30:52,125 --> 00:30:55,041
Assignments, notes, flash cards.
I sat in the front row.
601
00:30:55,041 --> 00:30:57,333
Changed three teachers.
Changed the studying strategy.
602
00:30:57,333 --> 00:31:01,041
But what is the end result? Zilch!
603
00:31:01,041 --> 00:31:02,625
He wouldn't stop, Jeetu Bhaiya.
604
00:31:02,625 --> 00:31:05,833
That's why I brought him to you.
605
00:31:05,833 --> 00:31:08,041
You have understood it correctly.
606
00:31:08,041 --> 00:31:11,500
The problem is not with the teacher,
it's with the subject.
607
00:31:11,500 --> 00:31:13,583
There must be some reason you
find physicists only in universities..
608
00:31:13,583 --> 00:31:16,958
..while you find chemists at every corner.
609
00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:19,666
You understand that you
cannot memorize so much, right?
610
00:31:19,666 --> 00:31:23,166
Fine. - But how does that
solve the problem, Bhaiya?
611
00:31:23,166 --> 00:31:24,791
It isn't? - No.
612
00:31:24,791 --> 00:31:26,708
I thought it was simple.
613
00:31:26,708 --> 00:31:28,875
Okay, let's say you have to go on a date.
614
00:31:28,875 --> 00:31:30,708
You have a girlfriend? - No.
615
00:31:30,708 --> 00:31:33,541
Let's assume you have
a hot girl like Katrina.
616
00:31:33,541 --> 00:31:36,875
Ma'am is punctual.
She calls you at 8 o'clock sharp.
617
00:31:36,875 --> 00:31:39,333
If you're going on a date you
will take a gift for her, won't you?
618
00:31:39,333 --> 00:31:42,500
Champagne, bouquet..
- Teddy bear. Pink.
619
00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:44,375
Your ideas are very different.
620
00:31:44,375 --> 00:31:46,541
Anyway, let's assume
you take a teddy bear.
621
00:31:46,541 --> 00:31:48,791
You bump into a thief on the way.
622
00:31:48,791 --> 00:31:50,375
He snatches the teddy bear and runs.
623
00:31:50,375 --> 00:31:52,458
What will you do? - How can he run away?
624
00:31:52,458 --> 00:31:54,083
I will catch hold of him and punch him.
625
00:31:54,083 --> 00:31:56,041
Of course.
Ideally that's what you should do.
626
00:31:56,041 --> 00:31:57,791
But the thief is fast.
627
00:31:57,791 --> 00:31:59,500
And you have two gifts
in your hands. Then?
628
00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:02,208
Then we scream aloud.
Someone will surely help.
629
00:32:02,208 --> 00:32:03,958
That could be one approach.
630
00:32:03,958 --> 00:32:07,791
Maybe it will work. What will you do?
631
00:32:07,791 --> 00:32:09,916
I will forget about the gift..
632
00:32:09,916 --> 00:32:13,458
..and rush with the remaining two gifts.
633
00:32:13,458 --> 00:32:14,916
So, rush!
634
00:32:14,916 --> 00:32:17,500
I told you it is simple.
IIT is the hot gal.
635
00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:19,833
Sure. The bouquet and champagne
are math and physics..
636
00:32:19,833 --> 00:32:21,208
..while the teddy is inorganic chemistry..
637
00:32:21,208 --> 00:32:23,083
..which we are unable to get hold of.
638
00:32:23,083 --> 00:32:26,000
But, Bhaiya,
the real life girlfriend wants the teddy.
639
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:29,125
I won't get admission
into IIT without inorganic.
640
00:32:29,125 --> 00:32:30,750
Who says so?
641
00:32:30,750 --> 00:32:35,291
Who is the IITian in this room?
642
00:32:35,291 --> 00:32:38,791
Do you think I memorized
chemistry like a jackass?
643
00:32:38,791 --> 00:32:42,166
Before you study for an exam,
study the exam.
644
00:32:42,166 --> 00:32:47,083
What do you think? How much do you need to score
during those six hours to get into top five IITs?
645
00:32:47,083 --> 00:32:51,000
90 percent for top five..
- No, no. Are you insane? 95 percent.
646
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:51,875
95 percent.
647
00:32:51,875 --> 00:32:54,541
How will you face this savage world?
648
00:32:54,541 --> 00:32:56,208
It will eat you alive!
40 percent.
649
00:32:56,208 --> 00:32:57,791
Only 40 percent for top five?
650
00:32:57,791 --> 00:33:00,875
Only 40 percent for top five IIT?
651
00:33:00,875 --> 00:33:02,166
You are kidding, aren't you, Bhaiyar?
652
00:33:02,166 --> 00:33:04,875
There are many things apart
from memes on the internet.
653
00:33:04,875 --> 00:33:09,375
Go and watch videos of Unacademy.
Strategy for IIT JEE.
654
00:33:09,375 --> 00:33:13,166
JEE toppers and scientists take time
out to make some videos for you.
655
00:33:13,166 --> 00:33:15,833
At least do that much. Is your
Jeetu Bhaiya going to solve everything?
656
00:33:15,833 --> 00:33:17,458
Even if omit 60 percent of the syllabus..
657
00:33:17,458 --> 00:33:19,041
..you still stand
a chance to get into IIT.
658
00:33:19,041 --> 00:33:21,458
The syllabus for inorganic
chemistry might be vast.
659
00:33:21,458 --> 00:33:23,000
So, let it be.
660
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,458
How much weightage
does it carry in our exam?
661
00:33:24,458 --> 00:33:26,333
How much weightage would chemistry
carry in our exam? Tell me.
662
00:33:26,333 --> 00:33:28,375
Chemistry would be one-third.
- 33 percent.
663
00:33:28,375 --> 00:33:30,250
One third of that would be.. - 11 percent.
664
00:33:30,250 --> 00:33:31,916
Think about it.
665
00:33:31,916 --> 00:33:32,958
Do you want to chase 11 percent..
666
00:33:32,958 --> 00:33:35,208
..and ruin the crease on your trousers..
667
00:33:35,208 --> 00:33:37,875
..or focus on 89 percent?
668
00:33:37,875 --> 00:33:42,708
Score 40 percent and then
enjoy in a good IIT for four years.
669
00:33:42,708 --> 00:33:46,208
Bhaiya, I shall burn up
all the sheets of Inorganic today.
670
00:33:46,208 --> 00:33:47,333
End of story!
- That's wrong.
671
00:33:47,333 --> 00:33:49,250
Yes. It is knowledge. It is a sin.
672
00:33:49,250 --> 00:33:50,458
Sell it as waste paper.
673
00:33:50,458 --> 00:33:53,416
You will get some money.
Eat some snacks with it.
674
00:33:53,416 --> 00:33:56,271
But, Jeetu Bhaiya, one can improve
one's rank with inorganic, right?
675
00:33:56,271 --> 00:33:58,708
Inorganic improves the rank of those
who are actually getting a rank.
676
00:33:58,708 --> 00:34:00,208
But in your case,
it will leave you rankless.
677
00:34:00,208 --> 00:34:02,541
So, the best way to
tackle problems like these..
678
00:34:02,541 --> 00:34:03,916
..is not to get involved.
Just take the fast lane.
679
00:34:03,916 --> 00:34:06,375
Do you understand?
Come on, you guys. Leave. Leave.
680
00:34:06,375 --> 00:34:07,375
Go.
681
00:34:07,375 --> 00:34:10,791
Why do you look so confused, Meena?
682
00:34:10,791 --> 00:34:13,083
But,
Jeetu Bhaiya, the other day you said..
683
00:34:13,083 --> 00:34:15,791
..if you have a problem
in life you confront it.
684
00:34:15,791 --> 00:34:18,791
Make your problem a dare.
Make your dare a habit and forge ahead.
685
00:34:18,791 --> 00:34:25,458
Today you are saying to let
Inorganic go if we don't know it.
686
00:34:25,458 --> 00:34:32,458
Son, Inorganic chemistry is an exception.
687
00:34:32,458 --> 00:34:36,041
Come on. Leave.
688
00:34:36,041 --> 00:34:40,375
Thank you, Bhaiya.
689
00:34:40,375 --> 00:34:44,583
Objective in the exams should
not be to solve all the problems..
690
00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:59,583
..but to solve the maximum
number of questions.
691
00:34:59,583 --> 00:35:03,083
If the problem is very confusing and
time consuming, they you can skip it.
692
00:35:03,083 --> 00:35:05,833
If you have any time
remaining then get back to it.
693
00:35:05,833 --> 00:35:08,958
Bear in mind, not every
problem is meant to be solved.
694
00:35:08,958 --> 00:35:10,480
Vaibhav Pandey!
- Aunty?
695
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:12,820
I've told you so many times
not to put so many clothes..
696
00:35:12,820 --> 00:35:15,000
..in the second hand washing machine.
697
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,625
Do you think about electricity
and water?
698
00:35:16,625 --> 00:35:18,125
Aunty.
699
00:35:18,125 --> 00:35:19,753
How are you?
700
00:35:19,753 --> 00:35:22,958
Take this. This is your extra charge.
701
00:35:22,958 --> 00:35:25,500
And I shall give it to you every month.
702
00:35:25,500 --> 00:35:28,500
Just don't disturb
me for the entire month.
703
00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:29,208
Thank you.
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