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- Previously, on RuPaul's Drag Race.

(upbeat music)

Ladykins, we're playing "The Snatch Game!"

(contestants cheering)

What song would you record first?

- I wanna do (indistinct)!

- Let's hear a little bit of it.

(upbeat music)

(RuPaul laughing)

- I smell this, cock!

- How would she know how that smells?

- Thanks very much, I'm Ellen!

- What I loved was when you were funny,

and in the Snatch Game, you weren't funny.

- She's waiting for Leigh-Ann
to get the ding dong

with not a ding dong.

- Hannah Conda, con-drag-ulations,
you are the winner

of this week's matching challenge.

(contestants cheering)

- Beverly Kills, Shanty, you stay.

Minnie Cooper, sashay away.

(bouncy pop music)

- Fuck me!

I have knocked out two huge
names in the competition.

Goodbye, Minnie Cooper.

I'm the lip sync assassin of season two.

- Ooh!

- Thank you, Spankie, Kong,
and Yuri for being so kind.

- Oh!

(crickets chirping)

- Okay.
- Okay.

(Spankie laughing)

- That is fucking shady!

- [Beverly] Does anyone
know why she said that?

- Minnie Cooper, she's just fucking

stirring the fucking pot one last time.

- Well, I'm gonna go home
and fucking sob tonight,

but no worry because I'll be like,

just patting my face with my $5.000.

(contestants screaming)

One in four people in the
competition here have had a win.

There's only two left that haven't.

- We have a lip sync assassin among us!

- Yeah. Kween getting all confident,

but I guess you have to
be in the bottom again

to really show that you
actually a lip sync assassin.

- Trust and believe.

- I take it back, I'm
scared of you Kween Kong,

I don't wanna do it.

Let me tell you this, Beverly Kills

is not killing something, the competition.

All right, darling?

- I'm here for a reason.

And I feel like the other girls

don't think I'm here for a good reason.

I realize now that it's
every bitch for themselves.

- We're the cool kids at the school.

You were over there and not at school. Oh.

- I am sick and tired of
being looked over, overlooked

and looked through.

I'm just so sick of it.

Kween and I are the only
two queens without a win.

So I think next week it's
gonna be a fight to the finish.

May the best bitch win.

- The winner of RuPaul's
Drag Race Down Under

will receive a year supply of cosmetics

from Anastasia Beverly Hills

and a cash prize of $50.000.

Courtesy of our mate at Samsung.

Tonight with Michelle
Visage, Reese Nicholson

and our extra special
guest star Sophie Monk.

The best drag queen win.

(upbeat music)

(contestants yelling)

- New day in the Werk Room. I'm feeling great.

- Seconding sticks.

- Sexual sticks.

- I mean, it's fine. I don't mind.

- Just tell us how you really feel girl.

- This week, I am going
to not give two fucks,

have fun, murder some
bitches, let's do it.

- Congrats to you on still being here.

- I am so grateful to
still be here another week.

It's a little daunting knowing

you're at the bottom of the pack,

but the truth is is that
once you hit rock bottom,

you can only go up.

I've said it a trillion times before,

lip syncing is what I fucking do.

So to have Ru, Reese and Michelle say,

we still want you here because
you're a fucking fighter,

and I'm just here to show that like,

I'm here to grit my teeth
and get to the top of this.

Because I'm an amazing drag queen.

I still deserve to be here.

I'm gonna fight tooth and
nail to get my next win

and get to the top four.

Because my finale gown was very expensive.

I might not have a win
like the rest of you guys,

but the truth is have won two lip syncs.

- I mean, you've been in
the bottom the most so.

It is what it is.

(suspenseful music)

(siren wails)

(contestants yelling)

- Good day, good day, good day.

Ladykins, have you read
any good books lately?

The library is about
to be open officially.

- There's one thing I know to do

is read a bitch under the table.

- Because reading is what?

- [All] Fundamental!

- Yes it is.

- I'm really ready to get these bitches.

(chuckles)

- Oh, pit crew.

All right. First up, Beverly
Kills assume the position.

- Molly Poppinz. See Molly
is such a stupid slut.

When she needs positive news,
she gets a chlamydia test.

- Okay.

- Yuri Guaii and Kween Kong.

Look, I'll be honest.
I have been to Paris.

And with the two of you,

I would love to do the Eiffel tower.

- No thanks darling, I'm good.

(all laughing)

- I had like a funny sex
joke for Kween and Yuri.

Now it's like weird.

Now they just think I'm hitting on them

and it's awkward, and it's weird.

Ew.

- Yuri Guaii.

- Spankie Jackzon.

The only thing flatter
than your hair is that ass.

Kween Kong.
- Hey girl.

- No one here thinks you're as talented

as you think you are.

It's a good thing that you can bend over

and kiss your own ass.

- Oh great.

- Can I leave?
- [RuPaul] Yes.

Molly Poppinz.

- Oh, Beverly Kills.
- What?

- You is smart. You is
kind. Oh wait, wait, wait.

Mini says scratch that last part.

Spankie Jackzon.

What can we say about Spanks?

All I can say is I love you, man.

That one was bad, I know that one was bad.

(all laughing)

- I was really shocked that

some of these girls
don't know how to read.

Beverly Kills, Yuri and Molly, illiterate.

- [RuPaul] Kween Kong.

- Be gentle.

- Beverly Kills.

I'll tell you what you
haven't been killing,

the competition.

Now Spankie Jackzon.

Spankie is such an interesting drag name.

I personally prefer your
original drag name, Bigfoot.

(all laughing)

Now Hannah Conda.

Thank you so much for sharing
your concerns about the past.

Yes, you are an asshole,

but since then you've really
moved forward, you're a cunt.

I have no idea what came over
me. I love you all, community.

- Kween Kong.

She's got it. She's a funny fucking bitch.

- [RuPaul] Spankie Jackzon.

- All right?

Beverly, coasting.

Yuri, Bug eye. Molly
Poppinz, more like mole rat.

Kween Kong, track star.

Hannah Conda, blow up doll.

- [RuPaul] Hannah Conda.

- Beverly Kills.

I forgot my read view.

Kind of like how we all
forgot you were here.

Yuri Guaii, you're an exceptional talent,

and the best thing for
you in this competition,

is Spankie's oversized
coattails for you to ride on.

- Woo.

- Last but not least, Kween
Kong, face like an angel,

body like an Adonis, voice of Barry White.

Either God's a genius or he's
made a fucking cruel joke.

(all laughing)

Thank you everybody.

Good night.

- The library is closed officially

and not a moment too soon.

The winner of today's Minnie challenge is...

(drum roll)

Kween Kong.

(all cheering)

- Finally, I won something motherfucker.

Oh my God. As much as
it's being a shady bitch,

hey, I'll take it.

- You've won a $2.500 gift
card from Glitter A Gogo,

biodegradable glitter.

- Yes, oh my god.

Thank you.

- Now racers this shade
parade ain't over yet.

This week's Maxi challenge,
you'll be singing,

dancing and throwing shade.

As you debut the new track.

Bosom Buddy, sponsored by Snag Tight.

Working in two groups,
you each need to write

an original verse that lets the
girls in your group have it.

- Finally, you know, oh my goodness,

I've been waiting for this.

Not because I feel like
I'm really good at it,

but because I feel I'm really good at it.

I'm really excited to do this challenge.

- Each group will be responsible

for coming up with its own choreography.

- Thank god, because I am
sick of embarrassing myself

week after week with these
acting and comedy challenges.

This is what I came to do.
I'm ready to put on a show.

Let's go.

- Later today,

you'll record your vocals
with girl group legend,

Michelle Visage.

Now I'll leave it to you
to form your own groups.

- Instantly Kween's arms go
up like a little springboard

around me and Spankie and just pull us in.

I think it's decided.

- Racers, start your engines

and may the best drag queen win.

(all cheering)

- Come on girls.

- Cute, all good, I'm
with Molly and Beverly.

(suspenseful music)

I'm feeling nervous today

because it's a girl group challenge.

- [Molly] How are you feeling?

I know that's not your first choice.

You know? You didn't want work for that.

- No, I feel fine. Like I knew, you know,

I knew I wasn't gonna get what I wanted.

Kween, Hannah, and Spankie
picked one another.

And then I guess us eyebrows-less
freaks are left together.

- Are you guys happy if I take
the on role as dance captain?

- Absolutely.

- Okay.

I'm one of Brisbane's
premier dancing divas.

I'm learning new choreography
pretty much every

week at this point.

This is something I can
take like a duck to water.

We need a team name.

- Team name. Okay. What are we feeling?

- Can we give an homage,

to like an existing girl group?

Oh the Hung Divas.

- [Kween] Okay. Let's
stick about some names.

- Let's throw some options out.

Spots with nuts.

- Spots with nuts.

- Really?

- What about like broke ass
bitches? Like the BAB'Z?

- [Hannah] I like the BAB'Z.

- Our team name is BAB'Z.

It's broke ass bitches with a Z.

- [Hannah Conda] All right, girl.

Should we have a bit of a listen?

- [All] Yes.

- [Hannah] All right. Let's do it.

- No, no.

♪ Bosom buddies, partners in crime ♪

♪ Twisted sisters, friends for all time ♪

- Obviously people are
expecting me to be the leader.

The thing about me though,

as a leader is I really
enjoy lateral leadership.

I like collaborating with people.

♪ Little Hannah's in the room ♪

♪ And you are gonna hear her ♪

♪ I'm the shit, take a whip,
'cause I'm gonna read you ♪

♪ Mama Ru brought us here,
the best from down under ♪

♪ But look out, girls, you're
gonna feel my thunder ♪

♪ I don't know who the fuck you are ♪

♪ Or why you're here ♪

♪ I know we need some filler up in here ♪

♪ Here ♪

- How fast can you rap?

♪ You got that busted, and crusted, ♪

♪ Crunchy couture, you
know I love you sis ♪

♪ But your looks are
giving me an eyesore ♪

- Ooh.

- [Molly] It's a little, little something.

- Yuri Guaii, share with the group.

♪ Ooh, girls it's Yuri Guaii ♪

♪ I might be a mess, but I am the best ♪

♪ Covered in blood 'cause
I'm slaying these queens ♪

♪ Bouncing on your man like a trampoline ♪

♪ Filth, glamor, just plain trash ♪

♪ These other motherfuckers
need cream for the rash ♪

♪ Your busted-ass face
makes mirrors smash ♪

♪ All you'll be getting is a pity sash ♪

- There are a lot of
words in Yuri's verse.

She is not a rapstress.

So I feel like she's just
dug herself a hole here

and gone I'm gonna go in
this little hole and go boop.

Well, it's one thing to rap this,

but it's another thing to
perform a rap at that speed.

I'm a bit nervous for the speed of this.

- Are you not nervous
for the speed of yours?

- No, because I'll be leading
and I can dance with that.

- You can do lots of
like jigs. Like with the-

- [Spankie] She can't do that.

- I can.
- [Spankie] Can you?

Can you shake your white
bum? Yeah, go girl.

(Spankie laughing)

Hey, back it.

- I think the key to our success
right now in this group is

the fact that we've got our lyrics,

we know exactly how to choreograph a show

and we've got chemistry.

That is what you love in a girl group,

the chemistry between the gals.

- So let's like, we can
start from the chorus, right?

So if I'm thinking, how's it go? (humming)

- Super excited to be with Beverly.

She's got like the dance experience.

So I feel in a good space,
like having her as the leader.

- (gasps) They're dancing.

- So if we can go like (humming).

- [Molly] This is very show choir.

(Beverly humming)

Are you sure you're a dancer? (chuckling)

- Be together. So it's
one, two, three, four.

So you're just going like
you're sort of making like an X.

So it's one, two, three,
four. Does that make sense?

And you like pop your hip,
so okay, pop, pop, pop.

- Fuck. (laughing)

- One, Point, point, point,
point, point, point.

- Oh, shit.
- Stop. It.

- It's quite funny watching them rehearse,

because you can clearly see that this is

not quite the greatest dynamic.

- I'm thinking if we do to open the chorus

is to sort of like a fast
walk and then a slow walk.

So it'll be like one,
two, three, four, five.

Does that also make sense?

- Yeah.

(all clapping)

- [Molly] Thank you. Thank
you, we're here all night.

- Yeah, actually. You know what?

Let's put these girls on this spot

and let them do some choreography.

- Take the floor ladies. It's all yours.

- All I can say is buy a ticket darling.

You gave us the free
show. It's not our team.

- Are you guys scared? Come on show us.

Make up your chory on
the spot in front of us

and let's see if your nervous.

- Why is your voice shaking Beverly?

- Oh bitch, is my voice shaking?

Do I sound intimidated? Come on.

Do something.

Just sit there. Fuck off.

I think they were just a
little bit scared, in fact.

- I think so.

- Luckily you're not paid
to think then Beverly.

One of my triggers and one
of the things that I hate

is when someone projects onto me.

So you know, little baby
is obviously her feelings

'cause she's feeling insecure.

If you're gonna project onto me,

like I wanna push it back

so that you see yourself in the mirror.

And if you can't take it,
shut your fucking mouth.

Don't talk to me. Okay?

- The truth is she was too
scared to do chory on the spot.

So let's see who's nervous now?

- Have you got something to say
about me? Say it to my face.

- I already said it to your
face just two minutes ago.

- But we heard it in the reading round

and that wasn't a read
darling, that was shit.

What your performance is
gonna be. Let's be honest.

- I've never seen Kween Kong like this.

She's usually like this
beautiful maternal figure.

And then this week, she being a cunt.

- This has taken a massive turn.

- No baby, no turning here.
We saw no turning here.

It was just really fast walking

and rhythmic chanting darling.

- This attitude of Kweens
needs to go. I'm over it.

I don't wanna see it anymore.

And I wanna send Kween Kong packing.

Kween's calling herself
a lip sync assassin.

She beat Aubrey Haive, like come on.

- Just shake the mood, she better be.

Hi Michelle.

- Well hello.

- The verses are written.
Everything looks really good.

And now it's time to record with Michelle.

- I'd like to introduce
you to our sound engineer.

This is Micah.

- Hi Micah. How's it going?

- So we've got Hannah, we've
got Kween, we've got Spankie.

Who's going first?

- Me.

- Let's make magic.

- Okay. Well fingers and toes.

I've rapped before.

A lot of presents at Christmas time.

(laughing)

♪ Brush through your
wig wouldn't go astray ♪

♪ Little more makeup,
you could applicate ♪

♪ Get yourself together,
it's the big league now ♪

♪ If you wanna sit and cry,
you can get the fuck out ♪

- You're doing great. Heard
something, applicates.

- A little more makeup
you could applicate.

- Right? So a little more
words you can enunciate.

(laughing)

- Yes. Okay. Fair.

♪ A little more makeup
you could applicate ♪

♪ Get yourself together,
it's the big leagues now ♪

♪ If you wanna sit and cry,
you can get the fuck out ♪

- Hannah is quite the rapstress.

Didn't really expect it from her.

- All right. Spankie. I'm
excited to see what you've got.

♪ Oh, Spankie mother Tucker
in the house tonight ♪

- Stop. Nope.

You're a little pitchy.
You're not far off.

We can help you get there.

♪ Spankie mother Tucker
in the house tonight ♪

You know:

♪ Night ♪

♪ Oh, Spankie mother Tucker- ♪

- No, yes.

♪ Oh it's Spankie mother
Tucker in the house tonight ♪

- Spankie mother Tucker
in the house tonight.

♪ Oh, Spankie mother Tucker
in the house tonight ♪

♪ I'm glad I bought a hankie ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm gonna win this fight ♪

- Ah, Spankie. That was great.

- That bitch, the vocals, the vocals.

- Up next Kween.

- I'm most excited about
like doing what I do,

which is performing first and foremost.

But also I'm excited to record a track.

- You're gonna sing or are you gonna rap?

- I'm gonna try the rapping game today.

- Okay.

♪ Kween Kong enter, you basic bitch ♪

♪ I'ma say it to your face ♪

♪ We've been friends for a minute ♪

♪ So I'll give it to you straight ♪

- Good Kween.

♪ You a badass bitch, but
you're bitch at best ♪

♪ Stop playing around because
your pussy smells bleh ♪

(laughing)

- It's so good. Kween is
absolutely nailing her verse.

It's definitely got
her flavor all over it.

♪ Fix it, Jesus I say it to you now ♪

♪ Your breath also really,
really, really, really smell ♪

- If you do a churchy,
like you just did it.

That's really funny.

♪ Fix it Jesus ♪

- Whatever comes from
this girl group challenge,

this is for Kween to shine.

This is her moment.

This is the one she's been
waiting for. She deserves it.

- [Michelle] Hi queens.

- We are about to hit our first ever

studio session as the Hung Divas.

- We've got Beverly, we've
got Yuri, we've got Molly.

Who's up first?

- I am.

- Is it rapping or is it singing?

- It is rapping.

If my rap session's in
the shower prove anything,

it's that I have been
preparing for this for decades.

♪ Giddy up girls, it's Beverly Kills ♪

♪ Gonna give you whip blush,
'cause I love my thrills ♪

♪ You won't make the sense- ♪

- Stop. You are so lacking attitude.

I wanna hear giddy up
girls I'm Beverly Kills.

Like I wanna hear it.

♪ Giddy up girls, it's Beverly Kills ♪

♪ Gonna give you whip lash,
'cause I love my thrills ♪

- Give me more attitude.
I want more attitude.

♪ Poppinz, Guaii, and Kills in the house ♪

♪ If I'm queen kitty, you the mouse ♪

- I mean Beverly rapping...

She was like fucking white bread toast.

- Attitude, attitude.

♪ I'm not afraid to say what I think ♪

♪ And you'll be blocked
like hair in the sink ♪

- Better.

- I'm a rapstress.

- Calm down.

(imitate record scratching)

Okay, Yuri Guaii.

Do you fancy yourself a singer?

- [Yuri] No.

- [Michelle] Rapper?

- Rapper? No.

- Are you a shady bitch?

- [Both] Yes.
- No.

- [Both] Yes.

- Well let's tap into
that shady side shall we?

- Let's yeah. Ooh, gross.
Oh, it's already stuffed up.

- You're gonna start right on the beat.

Four, three, two, one.

Let's get the timing on that first line.

♪ Oh, gross, it's Yuri Guaii ♪

- Yep, nope, see you're waiting.

Listen to me. We're
gonna practice it. Ready?

So I'm gonna say four, three, two, one.

You're gonna come right in.

Four, three, two, one.

- And then I stop.

- That was it.

Right where your hand
went is where you talk.

Four, three, two, one.

♪ Ew, gross, it's Yuri Guaii ♪

♪ I might be a mess, but I am the best ♪

♪ Covered in blood ♪

Oh sorry.

- Okay. Okay.

- Yuri is really struggling
getting her words out.

- One, two, three, four.

- Okay. That...

(awkward music)

- Anytime?

♪ It's covered in blood ♪

- You're just gonna pick
it up and keep going.

Don't let anything put
you off. Just keep going.

♪ Covered in blood, I'm
slaying these queens ♪

♪ Bouncing on your man like a trampoline ♪

- Let's get it again with attitude.

♪ Covered in blood, I'm
slaying these queens ♪

♪ Bouncing on your man like a trampoline ♪

(trap music)

- Yuri has got the goods,

but she's always lacking confidence.

- Confidence really is what we need.

When I say attitude,
it's really confidence.

Do you know what I mean?

- Well.

- We're in week five bitch.

Like she's doubted herself
the whole competition.

Get it together.

- [Michelle] Molly Poppinz.

- Hello? Let's do this thing.

- Are you singing or
are you rapping my doll?

- So it's kind of like in between.

- Let's go through it and see how you go.

♪ It's Molly Poppinz,
big tits out the season ♪

♪ Now I'm gonna tell you
girls how I'm really feeling ♪

- Molly gets it in one fucking take.

Molly Poppinz killed it.

♪ You got that busted, and
crusted, crunchy couture ♪

♪ You know, I love your fit,
but you giving me an eyesore ♪

- Really good. We got it.

- Okay. So we're not doing
it kind of like line by line?

- You do that when you need to.

Like if timing's off.

or you know, the attitude is off.

You don't need to, you got it.

- Okay.

- All right. Are we ready bitches?

- Yes. I just farted, but let's go.

- The thing about girl group challenges

is that dynamics have to be great.

You have to have good
chemistry with your people.

- Oh wow. Ah.

That's it.

- We're having fun, you know?

And it doesn't feel like work,

which is what it's been feeling
like the past few weeks.

- Maybe just follow living your best life.

- A couple of weeks ago, I
was in a really dark place,

and I don't know that girl anymore.

- Five, six, seven, and-

♪ Bosom buddies, partners in crime ♪

- You know, I think now
that my head's in check,

I feel really galvanized and really focus.

I needed the past four
weeks as long as it's been.

'Cause the reality is if
your head's not in the game,

what the fuck are you doing?

♪ You basic bitch, I'ma
say it to your face ♪

(scatting)

I'm not mad at my journey so far.

I think it's been important
for me personally.

I wanna prove myself. So
that's what this week is about.

- [Beverly] All righty.

- [Molly] All righty,
let's do this ladies.

- Me and chory, not my best friend.

Fingers crossed, hope
for the best as always.

- Right, left, right.

And then this is I'm not
afraid to say what I think.

- Shit, I did this the wrong way.

Coordination is not my friend.

- [All] One, two, three.

- Timing's not my friend. (chuckles)

I need a moment. I don't
know what I'm doing.

Maybe not two arms.

- Okay, gotta gimme something
if you don't want it.

It's frustrating because I
worked really hard on this.

I'm throwing out chory to the
girls that I think is fun,

effective, and really, really great.

- Consider that what if we do like a down

like open thing then I dunno.

- I need to shine here.

- We, hang on.

(suspenseful music)

- Okay. Girls just.

- It's just a bit tricky
'cause I feel like

I've given like highs and lows

and it's just been like
rejected each time.

The pressure of making sure
that this whole team succeeds

keeps coming back to me.

I'll workshop it. I need time
to like think about that one.

I cannot be in the bottom
or I'm probably going home.

My brain's all turned to mush now.

- [Molly, Yuri, and Beverly] The Hung Divas.

- are gonna lose

It's a brand new day in the workroom.

I'm feeling really good
about the challenge.

- I must ask a question for Kween.

- And I feel like I walk into

a situation that I was not expecting.

- I know you to be like
maternal mom of the group.

Lovely. I haven't felt that this week.

- The thing is like yesterday,

I don't appreciate being
talked to in a certain way,

but you were coming at
us and you were like,

get up and do something then.

- Truth was is that like, you know,

you guys like sort of
grabbed onto each other

as soon as we decided the teams.

We already felt a little bit
like this group didn't want us,

- No, it wasn't a case of not wanting you.

- I think, you know, it's been a few weeks

and I'm really conscious
of how Beverly's working.

She's not giving us the
genuine Bev that I know.

She goes from being really
insecure about something

and needing validation to being this

overconfident kind of arrogant character.

- I was just asking.

Maybe I just felt like you were

very, not happy with me yesterday.

And I just couldn't figure out why.

- This is what I gonna say.

And this is why you might have felt like

I was being abrasive to you.

I don't like it when people project on me

and I feel like you're projecting.

- And I felt yesterday, it
wasn't a Kween that I know.

And it just made me feel
like, I was like, who is this?

This isn't the maternal Kween Kong I know.

- The thing that's setting me off

is that she's kind of
questioning my character.

And she's using words like

you are not the maternal
Kween that I thought you were.

And like, those words are
really dangerous for me.

- You made me feel uncomfortable.

Like for a lot of yesterday.

- Yesterday, like you
were being super shady.

Behind the scenes, you were
like whispering my name

and I don't do that kind of bullshit.

Like don't whisper behind the scenes.

Like this is my thing.
That's a trigger for me.

- I do apologize for
taking it too seriously.

- To be completely honest with you.

Your feelings are valid.

Thank you for your apology.

I apologize if you felt
like I was unapproachable.

'Cause I just was not
here for you yesterday

and that's true.

I just wasn't.

- Today, we're gonna have
a good old dance aren't we?

You've got this.

- No, we got this. I'm
not worried about that.

I'm just annoyed.

- Oh no. And that's fine baby.

- All right, let's go.

- Let's do it.

- Maybe just have a breath. Reboot.

- It's my thing like
I'm definitely a mother.

Yes, I want everyone to have a great time.

Yes, I want to be sisters with everyone.

But I don't have sisters
that are like delusional

and project on people, like no.

Got my own bullshit to deal with, come on.

I'm spiraling really quickly.

And it's beyond difficult to
get me out of this head space

when I get into this spiral.

I literally felt like I was
just getting my head above water

and I feel like I'm starting to drown.

But I am a consummate professional.

This situation is not foreign to me.

You know, many times I go on stage

and I have to pull my shit together

and deliver the Kween
Kong that people expect.

'Cause no one gives a fuck
that you've had a bad day.

I have to pull my shit together

and project this beacon of power

and light and fun, which
is not the reality.

I'm slapping on a smile and
performing like a dancing monkey

because you know, it's
just what I'm used to, you know.

You're literally witnessing
what it means to be Kween Kong.

It's my reality.

(pop music)

♪ Covergirl ♪

♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪

(all clapping)

- Welcome to the main stage of

RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under.

It's my favorite new girl
group Michelle Visage.

- Oh.

- And Reese Nicholson.

(Reese singing out of pitch)

(RuPaul laughing)

What's the name of your group?

- [Both] The Rusty Trombone.

(RuPaul laughing)

This week we challenge our
queens to write, record

and choreograph the new drag
anthem, "Bosom Buddies".

Racers, start your engines and
may the best drag queen win.

♪ Bosom buddies, partners in crime ♪

♪ Twisted sisters, friends for all time ♪

♪ I love you girl, I'm your biggest fan ♪

♪ So if I can't tell you,
then who the hell can ♪

♪ Little hands in the room
and y'all gonna hear her ♪

♪ I'm the shit, take a whip,
'cause I'm gonna read you ♪

♪ Mama Ru brought us here,
the best from down under ♪

♪ But girls look out, are
gonna feel my thunder ♪

♪ A brush through your
wig wouldn't go astray ♪

♪ A little more makeup
you could applicate ♪

♪ Get yourself together,
it's the big leagues now, ♪

♪ If you wanna sit and cry,
you can get the fuck out ♪

♪ It's Spankie mother Tucker
in the house tonight ♪

♪ I'm glad I brought a hankie ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm gonna win this fight ♪

♪ I don't know who the tuck you are ♪

♪ Or why the hell you're here ♪

♪ But it doesn't even matter
when your fitter in here ♪

♪ One, two, three, it ain't
me girl, it's your shit ♪

♪ Four, five, six, it's
a drag girl, we all fit ♪

♪ Hey, bosom buddies, partners in crime ♪

♪ Twisted sisters, friends for all time ♪

♪ I love you girl, I'm your biggest fan ♪

♪ So if I can't tell you,
then who the hell can ♪

♪ Kween Kong enter ♪

♪ Your basic bitch, I'ma
say it to your face ♪

♪ We've been friends for minute ♪

♪ So I'll give it to you straight ♪

♪ You a badass bitch,
but your bitch at best ♪

♪ Stop playing around, because
your pussy smell bleh ♪

♪ Back in up girl, I
know where you've been ♪

♪ On the bottom of the
barrel with Bigfoot again ♪

♪ Fix it, Jesus, I say it now ♪

♪ Your breath also really,
really, really, really smells ♪

♪ One, two, three, it ain't
me girl, it's your shit ♪

♪ Four, five six, it's a
drag girl, we all fit ♪

♪ Hey, bosom buddies, partners in crime ♪

♪ Twisted sisters, friends for all time ♪

♪ I love you girl, I'm your biggest fan ♪

♪ So if I can't tell you,
then who the hell can ♪

(RuPaul laughing)

♪ Bosom buddies, partners in crime ♪

♪ Twisted sisters, friends for all time ♪

♪ I love you girl, I'm your biggest fan ♪

♪ So if I can't tell you,
then who the hell can ♪

♪ Giddy up girls, it's Beverly Kills ♪

♪ Gonna give you whiplash,
'cause I love my thrills ♪

♪ Got Poppinz, Guaii
and Kills in the house ♪

♪ If I'm queen kitty, you the mouse, ♪

♪ You ain't making sense,
but I'm making dollars ♪

♪ This you can't swallow ♪

♪ I'm not afraid to say what I think ♪

♪ And you'll be blocked
like hair in the sink ♪

♪ Ew, gross, it's Yuri Guaii ♪

♪ I might be a mess, but I am the best ♪

♪ Covered in blood I'm
slaying these queens ♪

♪ Bouncing on your man like a trampoline ♪

♪ Filth, glamor, just plain trash ♪

♪ These my mother truckers
need cream for their rash ♪

♪ Your winner baby, with that pity sash ♪

♪ Your face makes mirrors smash ♪

♪ One, two, three, it ain't
me girl, it's your shit ♪

♪ Four, five six, it's a
drag girl, we all fit ♪

♪ Hey, bosom buddies, partners in crime ♪

♪ Twisted sisters, friends for all time ♪

♪ I love you girl, I'm your biggest fan ♪

♪ So if I can't tell you,
then who the hell can ♪

♪ It's Molly Poppinz,
big tits of the season ♪

♪ Now I'm gonna tell you
girls how I'm really feeling ♪

♪ Got that busted, and
crusted, crunchy couture ♪

♪ You know, I love you sis, but
you're giving me an eyesore ♪

♪ One, two, three, it ain't
me girl, it's your shit ♪

♪ Four, five six, it's a
drag girl, we all fit ♪

♪ Hey, bosom buddies, partners in crime ♪

♪ Twisted sisters, friends for all time ♪

♪ I love you girl, I'm your biggest fan ♪

♪ So if I can't tell you,
then who the hell can ♪

(all clapping)

- Category is belt buckles and chains.

Up first, Kween Kong.

- [Reese] I love a queen who can belt.

- [Kween] I'm delivering a
couple of different references.

My main inspirations is my baby niece

who has beautiful curly afro hair,

and always wears her hair up
in like a little fountain.

- [RuPaul] Belter?

- I don't even know her.

- [Kween] The look is also
inspired by Katie Harran

when she's starting to turn
into the mean girl bitch,

the black and pink.

It's been a fucking day,
but I know I look beautiful.

- [RuPaul] Buckle up for safety.

Spankie Jackzon.

- [Spankie] I am wearing bondage Barbie,

but inspired by Spankie.

So we're giving you tits out, bum out.

Hey buddy, my tits are down here.

(RuPaul laughing)

This is the ultimate version of Spankie.

I just wanted to do
something pink and fun.

And I'm looking a little
juicy on the thigh area,

which is yum.

- I love it.

- [RuPaul] Hannah Conda.

- [Hannah] I am serving you belt buckles

and chains realness.

Inspired by John Paul
Gaultier, it's very, very sexy.

My hair I styled myself.

It's fucking heavy.

If you don't have a tension headache

after wearing a wig, are
you even wearing a wig?

- [Michelle] We've got a
crack dealer amongst us.

- [RuPaul] Beverly Kills.

- [Beverly] Inspired by the infamous

Brittany and Justin denim look.

Denim, chains, spikes and
buckles and I feel fabulous.

- [Michelle] She clearly
eats a chain restaurant.

(RuPaul laughing)

- [Beverly] All of these scraps of denim

have been donated from
patrons at my local club.

So I'm representing Brisbane tonight.

- [RuPaul] Yuri Guaii.

- [Michelle] God hates fangs.

(RuPaul laughing)

- [Yuri] I am serving snake skin dripping

in chains, belts, and buckles.

I'm here to slide into your
DMS steal your boyfriend. Mm.

- She looks like a real ringer.

- [RuPaul] Molly Poppinz.

- I am serving rock chick bumblebee.

Deconstructed chaps
pulled together by chain.

I've got chains on my nails,
chains on chains, on chains.

- [RuPaul] Let's get it
popping. Let's get it crunking.

- [Molly] Bring back the mullet.

- [Reese] Makes me think of veggie mark

because it's yellow, black,

and that is gonna cause a yeast infection.

- Kia ora queens.

- [All] All right.

- Aussie, Aussie, Aussie.

- [All] Oy, oy, oy.

- It looks like prom
night at the whore house.

Now it's time for the judge's critiques.

First up Kween Kong.

- Working with you and
seeing you kind of push.

I thought it ended up really good.

This is really beautiful.
I think it's fun.

I love the hair. I was proud
of you tonight Kween Kong.

- Thank you, Michelle.

- What I love is seeing you
so clearly in your element.

I remember thinking like this is Kween.

- Yeah. I felt like this was the

first time in the competition

where you really commanded yourself.

Thanks Kween Kong.

- Thank you.

- Up next, Spankie Jackzon,

- Let's talk a minute about this.

I never thought that I'd see baggy latex.

- This whole competition.

Like I actually lost
quite a bit of weight.

- How much?

- Fuck knows, because
clearly it's ill fitting.

- Yes, this look is pretty messy.

But if you were any more polished,

I'd be like, is that still Spankie?

- It's on brand for
Spankie Jackzon. Isn't it?

- It literally is.

- I thought you were
fabulous in the performance.

I thought you were
fabulous on this runway.

Thank you Spankie.

- Thanks heaps.

- Hannah Conda.

- You came in, you knew
exactly what you wanted to do

and you had it

and it was so much fun
to watch you perform it.

These kids should be afraid
of miss Hannah Conda.

- Thank you.

- The opening line of your verse was

little hands in the room.

Why not the house?

Like aim for the stars.

- You know? But when your my
size, the room is quite big.

- You were fantastic in this

and you look absolutely gorgeous.

- Thank you, right back at you.

- Up next, Beverly Kills.

- It's the first time you
ever recorded anything?

I felt like a proud mother
because it's wonderful.

You had an attitude when
you sold it, you felt it.

That's what we need more of from you.

- I was also so proud of you.

It was like, oh, here she is.

I feel like I got it a little bit more.

- I too got to see you emerge.

It felt like the birth of Beverly Kills.

Thank you so much.

Up next Yuri Guaii.

- You're the one who struggled the most.

You didn't struggle the most
because you're not talented.

You struggle the most because
of those voices in your head.

When you have to be
something outside of this,

you freak out.

- You had a couple little moments

where you stumbled a little bit,

but you didn't let it kind of rattle you.

- I love this outfit. You know,
you stumbled a little bit.

It was fun watching you. I
know that you're not a dancer.

- Not a dancer, but I tried.

- All right, let's get it
crunking with Molly Poppinz.

- Molly, you were fantastic
in the recording session.

Tonight on the runway,
does it look great? Yes.

Does it fit and not baggy latex? Yes.

- Throughout the challenge,
there was a couple of moments

where you lost it, but you
completely got it back.

I just had so much fun watching.

- There were some times when
I could see you looking in the

corner of your eye for
what the choreography was.

This outfit is so much fun.

I've seen it before, but it looks great.

Well, thank you Molly.

- Thank you Ru.

- Thank you ladies.

I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck back stage

the judges and I will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

- [Molly] Oh my fucking God.

- My God, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

- [Molly] Jesus Christ.

- There's six of us and we all
got pretty great critiques.

The only thing is that
Spankie's got loose pink flap.

But like aside from that...

- There was no bad critique. Like really?

Like it was only really fine nitpicking.

- If we're going with nitpicky stuff,

obviously it's me and Molly.

- I think it's me and Yuri in the bottom.

- It's obvious in my
head and in Molly's head.

Everyone's like, oh no, you're doing good.

I'm like, bitch shut the fuck up.

- We might have done so well
that Ru, Michelle and Reese

might be giving all of us a lifeline.

- Bev's like, we're all gonna win.

No one's going home.

Bev, stop talking shit and just shut up.

Let me feel my ugh.

- When Ru made a comment, I
think it was to you Hannah,

about like, it was just something simple.

(phone ringing)

- Do you hear that?

- Who's got a phone?

Has someone smuggled a
phone into the building?

- Hello you gorgeous queens.

- Oh my God Sophie Monk.

Sophie Monk is a fucking
icon. I love Sophie Monk.

- I'm so excited that
you knew my name too.

'Cause usually I get Courtney Ackles.

(all laughing)

- How are you guys finding it?

- We had the girl group
challenge this week.

- It's hard working in
a girl group actually.

'Cause even if there's like
drama or shit going on,

you just gotta like kind of throw it off

and get out there and forget it.

- Absolutely.

- Absolutely.

- With entertaining,

they don't know if you've
had a bad day or whatever.

- Yeah. They paid their $30.
They wanna see the show.

- Exactly. Right. Well, with me like 10.

(all laughing)

- What advice would you give us?

Like in terms of moving
forward in the competition?

- Just be yourself. I
know that sounds so lame.

You know you can't fake it.

- The biggest thing about Sophie

is that she's always
authentically herself.

Like she really doesn't give a fuck.

I kind of love that about her,
and I want that for myself.

- I wish you all the best in the world

and I'll be watching you guys.

Good luck.

- [All] Bye Sophie. Thank you.

- [Beverly] Thank you of your time.

- All right, now, just between us Sheilas,

what do you reckon?

Kween Kong?

- Kween Kong, when she
came in, was the quiet one.

But the minute she kind of
realized, oh, I can do this.

She commanded that stage
like nobody's business.

- It was so refreshing to
see her in this challenge,

just living it and kind of
living it on the runway as well.

- This week Kween Kong
was really in her element.

This is what she does, and it showed.

All right Spankie Jackzon.

- We learned on episode one

that Spankie's aesthetic
is dare I say less polished

than most every single drag
queen on the face of the earth.

(RuPaul laughing)

But her charisma, uniqueness,
nerve, and talent is on fire.

- In the challenge I could
not take my eyes off of her.

Spankie Jackzon is a star.

Hannah Conda.

- Hannah Conda is so refined,
but yet is such a character.

She doesn't lose her
craziness, her zaniness,

she channels it.

And she brings it every single time.

- You know when someone's so beautiful,

you kind of think like, well
they're probably a bitch?

- I'm sitting right here. Okay?

- And then she opens her
mouth and she's so funny.

And as we say in Australia,
she's a bit of a loose unit.

(RuPaul laughing)

- [RuPaul] Beverly Kills.

- Boom, we finally saw a taste of

who Beverly Kills might be.

I am still not sure she
knows exactly who she is,

but I tell you what, in that girl group,

she was the shining star for me.

- She was fantastic.

I'm excited to see more of Beverly Kills

and to see how she emerges.

Yuri Guaii.

- In the recording,
Yuri struggled the most,

but there was such a soft spot
in my heart for her because

you could see her beating
herself up every time.

It just was breaking my heart.

- You say her name

and she's about to come
around that corner,

I get so excited about
what she's come up with.

- Yuri's got the looks,
she's got the talent.

Something tells me there's
something in her background that

would explain why she
second guesses herself.

- She's got it. She
just has to believe it.

And I love her so much.

- [RuPaul] All right, Molly Poppinz.

- The runway look tonight,
it was very polished,

but now I want excellent.

She's standing next to Yuri
Guaii who looked excellent.

- There's no denying Molly
is an incredible queen.

Within her team, she was the
one that she didn't disappear,

but she just didn't stand out as much.

- It felt like she was
just trying to keep up.

Compared to the other girls, not as-

- Popping.

- Not as Popping. Exactly. Right.

Silence.

I've made my decision.
Bring back my girls.

Welcome back ladies.

I've made some decisions.

This week, you created two hit singles,

but one of your "Bosom
Buddies" really stood out.

Kween Kong, Spankie Jackzon, Hannah Conda,

con-drag-ulations.

BAB'Z is the winner of
this week's challenge.

- Yes. Thank you so much.

- [Hannah] Thank you.

- You've each won $2.000
courtesy of Snag Tights,

and they've even thrown in
a years supply of tights.

- Oh my God. Thank you Snag.

I really need them.

- Yes you do.

(all laughing)

You may step to the back of the stage.

- [Hannah] Love you girl.

- Beverly Kills,

you are safe.

- Thank you very much judges.

(suspenseful music)

Good luck. I love you guys.

- Yuri Guaii, Molly Poppinz,

I'm sorry, my dears, but you
are both up for elimination.

- I'm in the bottom. I'm feeling nervous.

I don't wanna leave. I'm
here and I'm ready to fight.

- Two queens stand before me.

This is your last chance to impress me

and save yourself from elimination.

The time has come for you
to lip sync for your life.

Good luck and don't fuck it up.

- We are that close to the end right now

that the fire in me is
burning brighter than ever.

And I am ready to fight.

♪ Oh ♪

♪ I'm in chains ♪

♪ I'm in chains ♪

♪ Your arms are warm, they make me feel ♪

♪ As if they're made
of cold, cold, steel ♪

♪ A simple kiss, like a turning key ♪

♪ A little click, and the locks on me ♪

♪ Can't move my arms,
can't move my hands ♪

♪ I won't admit to where I am ♪

♪ But I know baby ♪

♪ I'm in chains ♪

♪ I'm in chains ♪

- Yuri looks amazing in this
outfit. Chain is swinging.

She looks like a glamorous
snake. Yeah, she's killing it.

♪ I'm in chains, oh , oh ♪

♪ I'm in chains ♪

(Reese laughing)

♪ Should have known
passing through the gate ♪

♪ That once inside I could not escape ♪

♪ I never thought this
could happen to me ♪

♪ I never thought this is where I'd be ♪

♪ But baby, baby ♪

♪ Baby take a look at me ♪

- Yuri's managing to do pretty well.

Molly has hit every single syllable.

She drops to the floor.
She swings her hair around.

That is a lip syncer.

♪ I never thought this is where I'd be ♪

♪ Never thought this could happen to me ♪

♪ Chains, baby I'm in chains ♪

♪ Chains ♪

(all cheering)

(RuPaul laughing)

- [Reese] Good solid effort, loved that.

(suspenseful music)

- Holy shit.

- Ladies, I've made my decision.

Molly Poppinz,

Shantay, you stay.

(all clapping)

- Thank you.

- You may join the other girls.

Yuri Guaii, now that
we've seen your charisma,

uniqueness, nerve and talent,

it's time to spread it
all around the world.

Now sashay away.

- I'd like to thank you all so much.

Without this, I wouldn't be able to learn

and grow more as a person.

So I thank you all so much.

And thank you so much.

- Thank you.

- [Beverly] Well done Yuri!

- I'd like to leave with some wise words,

live fast, eat ass.

Bye.

- I couldn't have said it better myself.

- It's sad to be leaving,
but like, honestly,

I'm so proud of myself
with how much I've done

and how much I've challenged myself

and how much I feel like I have grown.

Like, I'm just so proud of myself

that I actually did this
and that I got this far.

Like what?

I'm gonna miss everyone so much.

Everyone, even Beverly.

(laughing)

Goodbye!

- Con-drag-ulations queens.

And remember if you can't love yourself,

how the hell you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

- [All] Amen.

- All right, now let the music play.

(pop music)

Next time on RuPaul's Drag Race.

You know, down under's next drag superstar

needs to be able to sell anything.

And there's no place like home. Right?

- Action.

(goofy music)

- I can't get up.

- What's that about?

- I wanted to laugh, but then
it went to this dark place.

- 100% hilarious.

- I just don't know what to do.

- I find you're very false.

- It's just doing yourself a disservice

by not being authentic.

- It's a lot.

- Who gives a fuck about you? You're here.