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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:02,973 --> 00:00:05,254 And of course I set it to Icelandic time because we share 1 00:00:05,312 --> 00:00:07,280 a love of the aurora borealis, Gordy. 2 00:00:07,415 --> 00:00:10,448 And you have no idea how to tell time. 3 00:00:10,583 --> 00:00:12,853 Great gift, Dad. 4 00:00:12,988 --> 00:00:14,681 Way to think things through. 5 00:00:14,816 --> 00:00:16,355 Somehow, you'd think that a man 6 00:00:16,491 --> 00:00:18,457 who can send a rocket into space would be able 7 00:00:18,592 --> 00:00:21,192 to manage a halfway decent birthday present. 8 00:00:21,327 --> 00:00:23,427 Nope. 9 00:00:23,563 --> 00:00:26,133 You know, Gordy, all things considered, 10 00:00:26,268 --> 00:00:28,361 maybe my gift isn't so bad after all. 11 00:00:28,497 --> 00:00:30,304 Aw. 12 00:00:30,439 --> 00:00:32,830 Hey, Gordy. Surprise! 13 00:00:32,966 --> 00:00:35,335 Wow! Now, there's a gift. 14 00:00:37,079 --> 00:00:38,509 Here you go, Gordy. 15 00:00:38,645 --> 00:00:41,014 Happy birthday. 16 00:00:41,149 --> 00:00:43,479 Oh, beautiful, Haley. 17 00:00:43,614 --> 00:00:45,685 Aw. 18 00:02:00,526 --> 00:02:01,618 Good morning on what is 19 00:02:01,754 --> 00:02:03,028 sure to be a windy one. 20 00:02:03,163 --> 00:02:04,791 We have a high wind warning 21 00:02:04,927 --> 00:02:07,400 for the L.A. County coast and valleys 22 00:02:07,536 --> 00:02:10,800 with some clouds sure to come in around 10:00 a.m. 23 00:02:10,936 --> 00:02:14,231 And even though the high gust warning will, um, expire 24 00:02:14,366 --> 00:02:16,774 mid to late morning, you'll still want to keep... 25 00:02:16,909 --> 00:02:19,072 The search for a group of missing hikers 26 00:02:19,208 --> 00:02:22,610 is set to resume this morning just outside Agua Dulce. 27 00:02:22,746 --> 00:02:24,747 The tour group went out two days ago 28 00:02:24,882 --> 00:02:26,748 and on the Pacific Crest Trail 29 00:02:26,883 --> 00:02:29,223 but didn't come back as expected that night. 30 00:02:29,358 --> 00:02:31,078 Crews started searching yesterday morning... 31 00:02:31,186 --> 00:02:33,227 And traffic is already backed up 32 00:02:33,362 --> 00:02:36,292 due to an accident on the southbound 101. 33 00:02:36,427 --> 00:02:38,997 It is 7:44 with Bo and Ives. 34 00:02:49,737 --> 00:02:51,469 Bang. 35 00:02:58,280 --> 00:02:59,686 Bang. 36 00:03:01,085 --> 00:03:02,085 Bang. 37 00:03:03,155 --> 00:03:04,615 Whoa. Come on. 38 00:03:06,993 --> 00:03:08,355 Down, down. 39 00:03:08,490 --> 00:03:09,863 Down, down, down. 40 00:03:09,998 --> 00:03:12,325 Bang! Yes, a good boy. 41 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:14,130 Up. Up, up. 42 00:03:14,265 --> 00:03:16,295 Okay, up. Up, up. 43 00:03:17,298 --> 00:03:19,666 Got to keep our heads up out the clouds on this one. 44 00:03:19,801 --> 00:03:21,598 I know. 45 00:03:28,007 --> 00:03:30,609 Now, we land this... 46 00:03:30,745 --> 00:03:33,052 Yeah. Like Six Guns. 47 00:03:33,187 --> 00:03:35,512 I mean, we really put on a show, 48 00:03:35,647 --> 00:03:39,350 well, you know they're gonna bring us back for the sequel. 49 00:03:39,486 --> 00:03:41,154 Mm-hmm. 50 00:03:41,290 --> 00:03:44,863 Well, we sure as hell ain't got to sell no more horses. 51 00:03:44,998 --> 00:03:47,158 So just execute. 52 00:03:48,767 --> 00:03:51,305 And we ain't got no more problems. Mm. 53 00:03:55,041 --> 00:03:56,508 You good? 54 00:03:58,473 --> 00:03:59,940 You good? 55 00:04:02,610 --> 00:04:03,982 Where your sister? 56 00:04:04,117 --> 00:04:06,153 What's that about? 57 00:04:06,288 --> 00:04:08,850 - She's supposed to be here. - Yeah. 58 00:04:30,505 --> 00:04:32,038 Goddamn it. 59 00:04:33,307 --> 00:04:35,774 Thought I told you to fix the damn walker. 60 00:04:43,057 --> 00:04:44,957 You hear that? 61 00:05:07,873 --> 00:05:09,548 Pops. 62 00:05:32,198 --> 00:05:33,833 - Come on, come on. Pop. - Firefly. 63 00:05:33,968 --> 00:05:35,675 - What else? What else? - Ghost. 64 00:05:35,811 --> 00:05:37,239 Uh-huh. 65 00:05:37,374 --> 00:05:38,570 Beethoven. 66 00:05:38,705 --> 00:05:39,903 Uh-huh, uh-huh. 67 00:05:40,038 --> 00:05:42,242 - Commodore. - Yeah. 68 00:05:42,378 --> 00:05:43,774 Virgil. 69 00:05:43,910 --> 00:05:45,318 You good. You good. 70 00:05:45,454 --> 00:05:46,979 You good. You good. 71 00:05:47,115 --> 00:05:48,420 You good, man. You good. 72 00:05:48,556 --> 00:05:49,726 - Ghost. - You good. You good. You good. 73 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:51,258 - Pops? - Lucky. 74 00:05:51,394 --> 00:05:53,452 - Pops. Pops. - Commodore. 75 00:05:53,587 --> 00:05:54,824 Pops! 76 00:08:15,027 --> 00:08:16,134 OJ. 77 00:08:16,269 --> 00:08:17,804 Oh. Hi, horsie. 78 00:08:17,940 --> 00:08:19,546 Hey, hey, hey. Don't look him in the eyes, please. 79 00:08:19,570 --> 00:08:20,803 Okay. 80 00:08:20,939 --> 00:08:22,299 You ready to do the safety meeting? 81 00:08:22,369 --> 00:08:23,968 Uh, I'm gonna need like five... 82 00:08:24,104 --> 00:08:25,939 Um, my team's almost here. 83 00:08:26,074 --> 00:08:27,314 Your team's not here. 84 00:08:27,449 --> 00:08:29,012 Okay. Hold. 85 00:08:29,147 --> 00:08:30,981 Sorry, I got the horse guy talking to me, too. 86 00:08:31,116 --> 00:08:33,017 - What's up? Copy. - Safety meeting at the... 87 00:08:33,153 --> 00:08:35,851 Ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Bonnie Clayton on set. 88 00:08:35,987 --> 00:08:38,086 Here she is, everybody. 89 00:08:38,221 --> 00:08:41,786 Take a look at all of that. 90 00:08:43,557 --> 00:08:46,028 Fynn, this is OJ, our horse trainer. 91 00:08:46,163 --> 00:08:47,858 You remember these guys from Flash Point. 92 00:08:47,993 --> 00:08:49,298 Yeah. Hi. 93 00:08:49,433 --> 00:08:50,465 Uh... 94 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:53,029 Your name is OJ? 95 00:08:53,164 --> 00:08:54,940 Yeah, Otis Junior. 96 00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:56,635 Oh. 97 00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:58,106 Uh... 98 00:08:59,107 --> 00:09:01,844 Where's the o... the other guy? 99 00:09:01,980 --> 00:09:04,008 - The-the-the senior guy? - Dude, he died. 100 00:09:04,143 --> 00:09:05,685 About six months ago. 101 00:09:05,820 --> 00:09:07,819 A bunch of random shit fell out of a plane. 102 00:09:07,955 --> 00:09:09,782 So I guess we're stuck with Junior over here. 103 00:09:09,917 --> 00:09:11,816 - No. - Yeah. 104 00:09:11,952 --> 00:09:13,323 Okay. 105 00:09:13,458 --> 00:09:15,557 Fuck. Great. 106 00:09:15,693 --> 00:09:18,357 Uh, Ant, how we looking? 107 00:09:19,801 --> 00:09:22,399 Yeah, good, if we're selling a horse's ass. 108 00:09:22,535 --> 00:09:24,969 That's, uh, 109 00:09:25,104 --> 00:09:27,079 legendary cinematographer Antlers Holst over here... 110 00:09:27,103 --> 00:09:28,423 Let's go ahead and spin the horse. 111 00:09:28,543 --> 00:09:30,173 But you had said "hold," so... 112 00:09:30,309 --> 00:09:32,011 And now I'm saying "spin." Let's go. - 113 00:09:32,146 --> 00:09:35,078 Great. And while that's spinning, can we get makeup? 114 00:09:35,213 --> 00:09:38,082 Get makeup for Ms. Bonnie Clayton, please. 115 00:09:38,218 --> 00:09:39,477 Hold on. 116 00:09:39,612 --> 00:09:41,380 Can you step away from the back, please? 117 00:09:41,515 --> 00:09:42,687 They told me to come here. 118 00:09:42,823 --> 00:09:44,555 Good call, OJ. Um, tell you what, 119 00:09:44,690 --> 00:09:46,559 let's do a quick safety meeting. 120 00:09:46,695 --> 00:09:49,491 Guys, this is OJ, our horse trainer. 121 00:09:49,627 --> 00:09:51,758 Take it away. 122 00:09:51,894 --> 00:09:54,533 Kill the music, please. 123 00:10:05,677 --> 00:10:08,749 My name is OJ. Uh... 124 00:10:08,884 --> 00:10:11,248 I think my sister's gonna be here in a minute. 125 00:10:11,383 --> 00:10:13,610 Little louder, please. We cannot hear you in the back. 126 00:10:13,745 --> 00:10:16,048 I said we are animal wranglers 127 00:10:16,184 --> 00:10:18,055 with Haywood Hollywood Horses. 128 00:10:18,190 --> 00:10:22,855 And, uh... did you know the very first, uh, assem... 129 00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:24,057 Hey, yo! 130 00:10:24,193 --> 00:10:25,862 Excuse me. Sorry. 131 00:10:25,998 --> 00:10:27,892 I'm so sorry about that. Let me do that. 132 00:10:28,027 --> 00:10:29,258 Sorry, brother. 133 00:10:29,394 --> 00:10:31,066 - Safety meeting. - Yeah. 134 00:10:33,540 --> 00:10:35,373 Hello! How y'all doing? 135 00:10:35,509 --> 00:10:36,937 Sorry for the tardiness. 136 00:10:37,073 --> 00:10:38,909 My name is Emerald, that's OJ, 137 00:10:39,045 --> 00:10:40,776 and we are your animal wranglers today 138 00:10:40,912 --> 00:10:42,572 with Haywood Hollywood Horses. 139 00:10:42,708 --> 00:10:45,048 Now, did you know that the very first 140 00:10:45,183 --> 00:10:46,979 assembly of photographs in sequential order 141 00:10:47,115 --> 00:10:48,712 to create a motion picture 142 00:10:48,847 --> 00:10:51,053 was a two-second clip of a Black man on a horse? 143 00:10:51,189 --> 00:10:52,925 Yes, it was. Yes, it was. Look it up. 144 00:10:53,060 --> 00:10:55,254 Now, I know you guys know Eadweard Muybridge, 145 00:10:55,389 --> 00:10:56,961 the grandfather of motion pictures 146 00:10:57,096 --> 00:10:58,931 who took the pictures that created that clip, 147 00:10:59,067 --> 00:11:01,027 but does anybody know the name of the Black jockey 148 00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:02,560 that rode the horse? 149 00:11:03,963 --> 00:11:05,605 No. 150 00:11:05,741 --> 00:11:08,468 Nope? I mean, the very first stuntman, 151 00:11:08,604 --> 00:11:11,140 animal wrangler and movie star all rolled into one, 152 00:11:11,275 --> 00:11:13,237 and there is literally no record of him. 153 00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:16,013 That man was a Bahamian jockey 154 00:11:16,148 --> 00:11:18,410 that went by the name of Alistair E. Haywood. 155 00:11:18,546 --> 00:11:21,645 And he is my great-great-grandfather. 156 00:11:21,780 --> 00:11:24,086 Great. -There's another "great" grandfather. 157 00:11:24,221 --> 00:11:26,024 That's why back at the Haywood Ranch, 158 00:11:26,159 --> 00:11:28,324 as the only Black-owned horse trainers in Hollywood, 159 00:11:28,460 --> 00:11:31,463 we like to say, "Since the moment pictures could move", 160 00:11:31,599 --> 00:11:33,461 we had skin in the game." 161 00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:38,196 All right, let's get into some, uh, safety precautions 162 00:11:38,332 --> 00:11:39,973 while we're on set, shall we? 163 00:11:40,109 --> 00:11:42,250 Number one, please refrain from making any loud noises, 164 00:11:42,274 --> 00:11:43,917 sudden movements, and keep your cell phones off. 165 00:11:43,941 --> 00:11:45,440 We'd really appreciate that. 166 00:11:45,575 --> 00:11:47,388 Two, if you see anything that looks or feels unsafe, 167 00:11:47,412 --> 00:11:49,947 contact me, OJ or your second in chain of command. 168 00:11:50,082 --> 00:11:52,612 And three, let's have a great shoot! 169 00:11:52,747 --> 00:11:54,619 Uh, and I'm Emerald Haywood. 170 00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:56,283 I direct, write, produce, act. 171 00:11:56,419 --> 00:11:58,116 I do a little... ♪ Singing on the side. ♪ 172 00:11:58,251 --> 00:11:59,483 Uh, motorcycles, baby. 173 00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:00,935 Look, I-I make a mean grilled cheese 174 00:12:00,959 --> 00:12:02,123 if you're looking for crafty. 175 00:12:02,259 --> 00:12:04,831 Just-just holler at me. 176 00:12:07,461 --> 00:12:08,996 Okay, that was great. 177 00:12:09,131 --> 00:12:10,403 That was... that was a lot. 178 00:12:10,539 --> 00:12:12,169 Uh, let's do a rehearsal. 179 00:12:12,304 --> 00:12:14,298 - Yeah? Rehearsal? - Rehearsing, we should. 180 00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:16,040 We should do one. Rehearsing. 181 00:12:16,175 --> 00:12:17,908 I think... I think he might need a break. 182 00:12:18,044 --> 00:12:19,281 Yeah, we'll rehearse one first, 183 00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:20,369 and then break, yeah? 184 00:12:20,505 --> 00:12:21,848 Well, I'm ready to do one. 185 00:12:21,983 --> 00:12:23,343 OJ, she's... she's ready to do one. 186 00:12:23,379 --> 00:12:24,874 Tell the horse we're ready to do one. 187 00:12:25,009 --> 00:12:27,587 VFX, can we get the ball in here while we have a sec? 188 00:12:27,722 --> 00:12:29,918 - Em. - VFX. Uh, and, OJ, 189 00:12:30,053 --> 00:12:31,173 you can... you can step off. 190 00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:32,383 Step out. Step off. 191 00:12:32,518 --> 00:12:33,638 - Yeah, yeah. - Uh, step out. 192 00:12:33,692 --> 00:12:34,822 Em? 193 00:12:34,958 --> 00:12:36,154 What's the horse's name? 194 00:12:36,290 --> 00:12:37,721 - Uh, Lucky. - Lucky. 195 00:12:38,798 --> 00:12:40,497 - Is he? - VFX! 196 00:12:40,632 --> 00:12:42,000 Yeah. Em? 197 00:12:42,135 --> 00:12:43,829 - Uh, OJ, let's step off. - You calling me? 198 00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:45,279 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. - I'm trying to work. 199 00:12:45,303 --> 00:12:47,029 What'd I tell you about that, man? 200 00:12:47,165 --> 00:12:48,812 Hey, man, if she can't get near the back of the horse, 201 00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:50,317 - what are we doing here? - Hey, hey, hey, hey! - 202 00:12:50,341 --> 00:12:51,780 - Whoa! - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, 203 00:12:51,804 --> 00:12:52,675 whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. -Medic. 204 00:12:52,811 --> 00:12:54,042 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 205 00:12:54,177 --> 00:12:55,413 - Are you okay? - Whoa, whoa. 206 00:13:08,657 --> 00:13:10,390 Look, maybe it's just too soon, huh? 207 00:13:10,526 --> 00:13:12,022 Yeah, it's not the gig. Not ready yet. 208 00:13:12,157 --> 00:13:13,898 Right? 209 00:13:14,033 --> 00:13:15,594 - We need it, man. - No, I know. 210 00:13:15,729 --> 00:13:17,595 Your dad left an enormous hole. I know that. 211 00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:19,703 But don't worry, there'll be others. 212 00:13:19,838 --> 00:13:21,374 All right? I'm sorry. 213 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:22,739 - And... - Sorry. 214 00:13:22,875 --> 00:13:24,269 Just, you tell her sorry. 215 00:13:24,405 --> 00:13:25,938 Thank you for the opportunity. 216 00:13:26,074 --> 00:13:27,271 Come on, now. 217 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:28,748 Oh, where's VFX? 218 00:13:28,884 --> 00:13:30,948 Oh, all right. You got it. 219 00:13:31,084 --> 00:13:33,117 Sorry, that was... 220 00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:36,117 So, where am I dropping you? 221 00:13:36,252 --> 00:13:39,117 I'm-a go up with you. 222 00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:41,227 I need to get some shit. 223 00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:44,125 My little girl said, you know, I could crash at her place, 224 00:13:44,260 --> 00:13:45,898 so I'll be gone in the morning. 225 00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:48,764 So I'm gonna drive you back tomorrow? 226 00:13:48,899 --> 00:13:50,762 I can find a ride. 227 00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:53,802 But, I mean, like, can I get fun OJ out this bitch? 228 00:13:53,938 --> 00:13:55,799 'Cause this wack-ass OJ 229 00:13:55,934 --> 00:13:58,506 is really making me feel like I'm not loved. 230 00:13:58,641 --> 00:14:01,072 Is that how you want your little sister to feel? 231 00:14:56,928 --> 00:14:58,903 What happened to Gold Rush? 232 00:14:59,038 --> 00:15:01,202 Gold Rush went bankrupt. 233 00:15:01,337 --> 00:15:04,041 It's been this for three years. 234 00:15:04,177 --> 00:15:05,744 - Damn. - Howdy, folks. 235 00:15:05,879 --> 00:15:08,047 Welcome to Jupiter's Claim. 236 00:15:09,380 --> 00:15:10,847 Step on up for the wishing well. 237 00:15:10,982 --> 00:15:12,412 Get your Jupe Jangle. 238 00:15:12,547 --> 00:15:13,867 Go on, take a picture at the well. 239 00:15:16,191 --> 00:15:18,249 Cowboys and cowgirls, 240 00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:20,017 just a little heads-up. 241 00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:23,423 Join us Fridays at 5:30 p.m. for the brand-spanking-new 242 00:15:23,559 --> 00:15:25,097 Jupiter's Claim Star Lasso Experience. 243 00:15:25,233 --> 00:15:26,553 Come on over to the Sundae Saloon. 244 00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:29,194 Get your ice-cold sarsaparilla. 245 00:15:32,834 --> 00:15:35,067 Look at this. I've never seen anything like it. 246 00:15:39,375 --> 00:15:40,845 - Oh, shi... - Come on. 247 00:15:40,980 --> 00:15:42,507 I'm sorry, y'all. I'm sorry. 248 00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:43,949 - Photo bomb. - You ruined it. 249 00:15:44,085 --> 00:15:45,445 - Yeah, my bad. - Gold, I tell you. 250 00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:47,911 They got gold up in here. 251 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:50,280 Lucky. 252 00:15:50,415 --> 00:15:51,787 Hang tight. 253 00:15:51,923 --> 00:15:53,956 I'll be back. 254 00:15:54,091 --> 00:15:55,688 Let's go. 255 00:16:13,241 --> 00:16:15,547 How many you sold? 256 00:16:15,682 --> 00:16:17,107 How many? 257 00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:18,982 Ten. 258 00:16:19,118 --> 00:16:20,652 You sold ten of Pops' horses? 259 00:16:20,788 --> 00:16:22,316 I'm gonna get 'em back. 260 00:16:22,451 --> 00:16:24,583 - Can you stay out here? - Why? 261 00:16:24,719 --> 00:16:26,420 I'm developing a business relationship, 262 00:16:26,556 --> 00:16:27,990 and you're a liability right now. 263 00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:29,287 How am I a liability? 264 00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:30,724 How are you a lia... 265 00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:34,164 Don't promote your fucking side shit on the job. 266 00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:36,327 - Oh, my God. - Actor, singer, dancer, 267 00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:38,436 seamstress, motorcycles. 268 00:16:38,571 --> 00:16:40,651 You want to promote something, promote this business. 269 00:16:40,773 --> 00:16:42,240 No, OJ. No. 270 00:16:42,375 --> 00:16:44,970 First of all, that's not my side shit. This is. 271 00:16:45,106 --> 00:16:48,111 And second of all, if anybody's a liability... 272 00:16:48,246 --> 00:16:50,373 - Fuck you. - No, fuck you. 273 00:16:51,309 --> 00:16:54,253 Hi there. It's Amber again from Jupe's Claim. 274 00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:56,822 It does look like we were able to squeeze out, uh, 275 00:16:56,958 --> 00:16:59,323 a couple of extra press passes 276 00:16:59,459 --> 00:17:02,821 for the upcoming friends and family preview. 277 00:17:04,294 --> 00:17:06,330 Oh. No apology necessary. 278 00:17:06,465 --> 00:17:08,763 This is in reference to the biggest, bestest, 279 00:17:08,899 --> 00:17:11,137 brand-new live show we have coming up here at the park, 280 00:17:11,273 --> 00:17:13,163 - which is sneaking up on us... - Come in. 281 00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:14,875 If you'd like, I can go ahead and put you down... 282 00:17:14,899 --> 00:17:16,533 OJ. 283 00:17:16,668 --> 00:17:17,944 Thanks for coming up. 284 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,776 How you doing? This is my sister Em. 285 00:17:19,911 --> 00:17:21,781 Hi there. 286 00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:25,342 So, uh... who'd you bring me? 287 00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:27,317 Uh, Lucky. 288 00:17:27,453 --> 00:17:29,313 He's my second-best horse, you know, uh... 289 00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:31,181 He lost focus. 290 00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:34,987 So, uh... I mean, I did, too, but I can't fire myself. 291 00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:37,695 - That's good. - Hold up. 292 00:17:37,830 --> 00:17:39,496 This you? 293 00:17:39,631 --> 00:17:42,134 You literally the Asian kid from Kid Sheriff? 294 00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:43,695 - Em, Em, Em, Em... - No, it's okay. 295 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:45,699 Yeah, I was, uh... I was Lil' Jupe. 296 00:17:45,834 --> 00:17:47,701 Ah, dude, you were literally my favorite. 297 00:17:47,836 --> 00:17:49,356 You mind if I get a picture real quick? 298 00:17:49,471 --> 00:17:51,137 Hey, you mind if we talk? 299 00:17:51,272 --> 00:17:53,470 Yes. Of course. 300 00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:55,506 Please, browse away. 301 00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:57,573 Su casa es mi casa. 302 00:17:57,709 --> 00:17:59,642 Thank you. I sure will. 303 00:17:59,778 --> 00:18:02,184 Um, so... 304 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:04,180 same deal, yeah? Eleven-five? 305 00:18:04,315 --> 00:18:06,523 - Yeah. Thank you. - That's 3D. Yeah. 306 00:18:06,658 --> 00:18:08,924 Whatever happened to that Black boy? He was good. 307 00:18:09,059 --> 00:18:10,559 Stop, stop. 308 00:18:11,694 --> 00:18:13,365 He was good. 309 00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:16,094 I actually wanted to, uh, lay some groundwork, 310 00:18:16,230 --> 00:18:19,264 uh, to a pathway of-of, uh, buying some of them back. 311 00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:20,673 All right? 312 00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:22,707 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 313 00:18:22,843 --> 00:18:24,400 Yeah. Totally. 314 00:18:24,535 --> 00:18:26,877 Um... 315 00:18:27,013 --> 00:18:28,045 - Yeah. - Yeah? 316 00:18:28,180 --> 00:18:30,216 Actually, OJ, 317 00:18:30,352 --> 00:18:32,719 the offer I made your dad is still on the table. 318 00:18:32,854 --> 00:18:34,253 Oh, uh... 319 00:18:34,388 --> 00:18:36,116 - Let me... Let... - Yo, wait a minute. 320 00:18:36,251 --> 00:18:39,253 So, that... 321 00:18:39,389 --> 00:18:41,757 OJ, have I shown you this? 322 00:18:41,893 --> 00:18:45,123 This is in reference to the Gordy's Home incident. 323 00:18:46,562 --> 00:18:49,468 Gordy's Home. Yeah, yeah. 324 00:18:49,604 --> 00:18:52,636 So, Gordy's Home is a short-lived but fabled sitcom 325 00:18:52,772 --> 00:18:55,306 I starred in in '96 after Kid Sheriff blew up. 326 00:18:55,442 --> 00:18:57,034 Yeah, my pops told me about this show. 327 00:18:57,169 --> 00:18:59,409 The-the monkey went crazy or some shit. 328 00:18:59,545 --> 00:19:03,040 You know, I usually charge a fee for this. 329 00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:07,115 Oh, damn. 330 00:19:07,251 --> 00:19:08,820 Ta-da. 331 00:19:08,955 --> 00:19:10,718 Hmm. 332 00:19:16,056 --> 00:19:17,721 That's the first exploding fist bump. 333 00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,457 What? Really? 334 00:19:19,593 --> 00:19:21,159 Y'all came up with that? 335 00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:24,336 So, as I was saying, uh, Gordy's Home began airing 336 00:19:24,471 --> 00:19:26,632 in the fall of '96... 337 00:19:26,767 --> 00:19:28,841 and it was an immediate hit. 338 00:19:28,976 --> 00:19:30,666 Uh, ratings were huge. 339 00:19:30,802 --> 00:19:32,471 Pretty good reviews. 340 00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:34,404 Just really took off. 341 00:19:34,539 --> 00:19:35,974 Yeah. 342 00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:40,079 Then, uh, one day... 343 00:19:41,048 --> 00:19:43,015 we were shooting an episode 344 00:19:43,150 --> 00:19:46,285 in season two entitled, uh, "Gordy's Birthday." 345 00:19:46,420 --> 00:19:49,855 And, um... boom. 346 00:19:49,991 --> 00:19:53,326 One of the chimps that plays Gordy just... 347 00:19:53,462 --> 00:19:55,092 just hit his limit. 348 00:19:55,227 --> 00:19:59,637 And it was six minutes and 13 seconds of havoc. 349 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:03,275 Network tried to bury hit, but it was a spectacle. 350 00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:05,437 People are just obsessed. 351 00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:06,772 You're kidding me. 352 00:20:06,908 --> 00:20:08,777 OJ, you said you heard about that? 353 00:20:08,912 --> 00:20:11,180 Mm-hmm. That's why they don't let you use chimps. 354 00:20:11,316 --> 00:20:13,519 That's part of the reason. 355 00:20:13,655 --> 00:20:16,516 There's a growing Gordy's Home fan base out there now. 356 00:20:16,652 --> 00:20:18,190 This Dutch couple paid me 50K 357 00:20:18,326 --> 00:20:19,858 to come in here and spend the night. 358 00:20:19,994 --> 00:20:21,650 I didn't ask. 359 00:20:21,786 --> 00:20:23,025 That's crazy. 360 00:20:26,695 --> 00:20:28,961 So, what happened really, man? 361 00:20:32,430 --> 00:20:34,704 You haven't seen the Bad Gordy sketch on SNL? 362 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:37,173 I mean, they pretty much nailed it better than I could. 363 00:20:37,309 --> 00:20:39,675 - Mm. - No? 364 00:20:40,675 --> 00:20:42,078 Saturday Night Live? 365 00:20:42,214 --> 00:20:44,245 Darrell Hammond as Tom. 366 00:20:44,381 --> 00:20:46,876 Ana Gasteyer as Phyllis. 367 00:20:47,012 --> 00:20:50,089 Cheri Oteri as Mary Jo Elliot. 368 00:20:50,225 --> 00:20:52,422 Scott Wolf is the host. He's me. 369 00:20:52,558 --> 00:20:54,721 But, of course, the star of the sketch 370 00:20:54,856 --> 00:20:57,587 is Chris goddamn Kattan as Gordy, 371 00:20:57,722 --> 00:20:59,898 and he is... 372 00:21:00,033 --> 00:21:02,032 undeniable, okay? 373 00:21:02,168 --> 00:21:03,931 Bit goes like this. 374 00:21:04,066 --> 00:21:06,495 Everyone's trying to celebrate Gordy's birthday, 375 00:21:06,631 --> 00:21:11,207 but every time Gordy hears something about the jungle, 376 00:21:11,343 --> 00:21:14,708 Gordy... Kattan... goes off. 377 00:21:14,843 --> 00:21:17,840 And it's... it's Kattan. 378 00:21:17,975 --> 00:21:20,050 He's just crushing it. 379 00:21:20,186 --> 00:21:22,087 He is a force of nature. 380 00:21:22,222 --> 00:21:25,424 He is killing on that stage. 381 00:21:32,263 --> 00:21:34,558 Yeah. 382 00:21:34,693 --> 00:21:36,692 It's legendary. 383 00:21:36,827 --> 00:21:38,595 Legendary shit. 384 00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:41,064 Yeah. 385 00:21:41,199 --> 00:21:42,640 Yeah, I'm gonna have to go ahead, 386 00:21:42,775 --> 00:21:44,272 look that one up on YouTube. 387 00:21:44,407 --> 00:21:45,735 Details, you know? 388 00:21:45,870 --> 00:21:47,307 Totally. 389 00:21:51,078 --> 00:21:53,078 I got some work I got to do. 390 00:21:54,115 --> 00:21:56,386 So we ain't gonna chill tonight, nothing? 391 00:21:56,522 --> 00:21:58,886 - You want to work? - Hell no. 392 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:05,326 So, uh, what was the offer? 393 00:22:05,462 --> 00:22:07,367 - Jupe? - Yeah. 394 00:22:08,532 --> 00:22:09,969 He offered to buy the ranch. 395 00:22:10,104 --> 00:22:11,466 Oh, really? 396 00:22:11,602 --> 00:22:13,430 That's interesting. How much? 397 00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:15,334 Why? 398 00:22:15,469 --> 00:22:19,038 'Cause... I'm trying to see how big of a dumb-ass you are. 399 00:22:20,415 --> 00:22:22,107 Big dumb-ass, probably. 400 00:22:37,830 --> 00:22:39,760 So I guess you don't want to see what's good 401 00:22:39,896 --> 00:22:41,467 with Dad liquor cabinet, then, huh?! 402 00:22:48,807 --> 00:22:50,839 I got that hobby weed, too, actually. 403 00:22:52,609 --> 00:22:54,310 That's all you had to say, then. 404 00:22:54,446 --> 00:22:55,778 The hobby weed. 405 00:22:55,914 --> 00:22:57,627 That's all you had to say, just let me know. 406 00:22:57,651 --> 00:22:59,276 You should've dropped that at the top. 407 00:22:59,411 --> 00:23:01,113 "I got the hobby weed." You know I'm ready. 408 00:23:01,248 --> 00:23:03,820 ♪ If you see me walking down the street ♪ 409 00:23:03,956 --> 00:23:07,450 ♪ And I start to cry each time we meet... ♪ 410 00:23:07,585 --> 00:23:10,153 Okay, your reflexes are still quick. Like, whoa. 411 00:23:10,288 --> 00:23:12,862 - I ain't mad at it. - I'm watching. 412 00:23:13,832 --> 00:23:15,963 - ♪ Walk on by ♪ - EMERALD: To the man. 413 00:23:17,368 --> 00:23:19,398 ♪ Make believe ♪ 414 00:23:19,533 --> 00:23:20,899 Drink. 415 00:23:21,034 --> 00:23:22,540 ♪ That you don't see the tears ♪ 416 00:23:22,676 --> 00:23:25,537 ♪ Just let me grieve in private... ♪ 417 00:23:25,672 --> 00:23:27,805 Oh, shit. 418 00:23:27,940 --> 00:23:29,843 Remember Jean Jacket? 419 00:23:29,979 --> 00:23:32,409 Yeah, good horse. 420 00:23:32,544 --> 00:23:35,554 Supposed to be my first horse, actually. 421 00:23:35,690 --> 00:23:37,554 I was just talking to my therapist about this 422 00:23:37,689 --> 00:23:39,490 - not too long ago. - Therapist? 423 00:23:39,626 --> 00:23:43,194 Yes. I fuck one on occasion sometimes. 424 00:23:43,330 --> 00:23:44,991 ♪ Walk on by... ♪ 425 00:23:45,127 --> 00:23:48,358 I was telling her that, for my ninth birthday, 426 00:23:48,494 --> 00:23:51,162 I was supposed to get to train Jean Jacket. 427 00:23:51,298 --> 00:23:53,535 But then Pops got some Western, and... 428 00:23:53,670 --> 00:23:55,370 Jean Jacket wasn't mine no more. 429 00:23:55,506 --> 00:23:57,933 Classic Otis Senior. 430 00:23:58,069 --> 00:24:00,172 I distinctly remember... 431 00:24:01,912 --> 00:24:03,710 standing right here at this window, 432 00:24:03,846 --> 00:24:06,512 watching y'all train my horse. 433 00:24:06,647 --> 00:24:08,052 My horse. 434 00:24:09,884 --> 00:24:12,256 Pops never looked up at me. 435 00:24:12,392 --> 00:24:14,016 Whoa, now. 436 00:24:14,151 --> 00:24:16,188 Whoa, now. Whoa, now. 437 00:24:17,361 --> 00:24:19,026 OJ, come on. 438 00:24:25,899 --> 00:24:28,402 But you did, nigga. 439 00:24:28,537 --> 00:24:30,400 Remember? 440 00:24:33,371 --> 00:24:35,905 It was Scorpion King, actually. 441 00:24:36,041 --> 00:24:37,748 It wasn't a Western. 442 00:24:38,784 --> 00:24:41,778 That was the first job Pops took me on. 443 00:24:41,913 --> 00:24:44,049 Wasn't much fun. 444 00:24:44,185 --> 00:24:46,724 Ended up using camels anyways, so... 445 00:24:49,261 --> 00:24:51,592 The point is... 446 00:24:51,727 --> 00:24:53,698 Yeah, fuck the point. 447 00:24:54,701 --> 00:24:56,760 Yo, that man was hardheaded as fuck. 448 00:24:56,895 --> 00:24:58,630 And so are you. 449 00:24:58,765 --> 00:25:00,069 That's it. 450 00:25:04,910 --> 00:25:07,004 But at the end of the day, you got to... 451 00:25:07,140 --> 00:25:09,615 you got to admit, man, Pops... 452 00:25:12,951 --> 00:25:15,313 Pops did something when he made this place. 453 00:25:16,950 --> 00:25:19,123 He changed the industry. 454 00:25:19,258 --> 00:25:21,220 That's real. 455 00:25:23,122 --> 00:25:25,092 I can't just let that go. 456 00:25:26,961 --> 00:25:29,426 Why is Ghost in the arena? 457 00:25:57,131 --> 00:25:58,862 What's good? 458 00:26:04,302 --> 00:26:05,836 Yeah. 459 00:26:30,527 --> 00:26:33,021 Hey, yo, Em. Em! 460 00:26:33,157 --> 00:26:34,759 Turn it down! 461 00:26:34,894 --> 00:26:36,261 All right! 462 00:26:36,397 --> 00:26:39,332 ♪ Your generation believed in talk ♪ 463 00:26:39,467 --> 00:26:42,371 ♪ Scared of the very steps in which... ♪ 464 00:26:49,580 --> 00:26:51,677 Hey! 465 00:26:51,812 --> 00:26:53,510 Where he going? 466 00:27:37,722 --> 00:27:39,765 What if I... 467 00:27:42,066 --> 00:27:44,363 What if I told you... 468 00:27:46,299 --> 00:27:49,137 you'll leave here different? 469 00:27:52,573 --> 00:27:57,145 See, every Friday for the last six months... 470 00:27:58,751 --> 00:28:02,451 my family and I bore witness 471 00:28:02,587 --> 00:28:04,852 to an absolute 472 00:28:04,988 --> 00:28:06,754 spectacle. 473 00:28:46,295 --> 00:28:47,993 Huh? 474 00:29:14,453 --> 00:29:16,323 You see it? The power? 475 00:29:17,530 --> 00:29:19,392 Where's Ghost? 476 00:29:21,526 --> 00:29:23,627 - I don't know. - Hold on. 477 00:29:30,742 --> 00:29:32,905 Boom. Power went out. 478 00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:35,243 - See? - Rewind. 479 00:29:40,881 --> 00:29:42,218 Stop. 480 00:29:43,221 --> 00:29:45,286 Ghost talking about, "I ain't listening. 481 00:29:45,422 --> 00:29:48,058 I'm not trained. I do whatever the fuck I want." 482 00:29:49,219 --> 00:29:51,087 What? 483 00:29:51,222 --> 00:29:52,865 What'd you see? 484 00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:03,240 What's a bad miracle? 485 00:30:03,376 --> 00:30:05,339 Hmm? 486 00:30:06,746 --> 00:30:08,848 They got a word for that? 487 00:30:10,713 --> 00:30:12,384 Nope. 488 00:30:13,354 --> 00:30:16,218 They said it was a prop plane or something that killed Pops. 489 00:30:18,949 --> 00:30:21,091 That shit ain't never made sense to me. 490 00:30:21,226 --> 00:30:22,827 Then tonight, I heard Ghost make a sound 491 00:30:22,963 --> 00:30:24,320 I ain't never heard a horse make. 492 00:30:24,455 --> 00:30:26,525 What did you see? Hmm? 493 00:30:28,259 --> 00:30:29,897 It was big. 494 00:30:30,033 --> 00:30:31,902 - How big? - Big. 495 00:30:32,038 --> 00:30:34,467 - What'd it look like? - I don't know. 496 00:30:39,270 --> 00:30:41,045 It was fast. 497 00:30:42,042 --> 00:30:44,240 Too fast. 498 00:30:44,376 --> 00:30:46,349 Too quiet to be a plane. 499 00:30:46,485 --> 00:30:48,053 OJ. 500 00:30:48,990 --> 00:30:51,715 Are you saying what I think you're saying? 501 00:30:58,494 --> 00:31:00,134 I'm telling you, man, we don't need a lot. 502 00:31:00,165 --> 00:31:01,565 We just need enough to make our shit 503 00:31:01,628 --> 00:31:02,878 look different from what's out there. 504 00:31:02,902 --> 00:31:04,165 You get what I'm saying? Like... 505 00:31:04,301 --> 00:31:05,796 You know I ain't trying to run it up. 506 00:31:05,931 --> 00:31:08,631 I just was looking online, and I seen a lot of shit. 507 00:31:08,766 --> 00:31:10,206 You know I'm broke, right? 508 00:31:10,341 --> 00:31:12,708 We'll use my money. 509 00:31:12,844 --> 00:31:14,346 Okay, shut up. Look. 510 00:31:14,481 --> 00:31:16,144 All right. 511 00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:18,115 There it is. Five to a hundred K. 512 00:31:18,250 --> 00:31:20,843 - Well, read it. - You read it, dyslexic ass. 513 00:31:20,978 --> 00:31:23,479 The point is a website like Cyber Dominion 514 00:31:23,614 --> 00:31:25,221 will pay five to a hundred K 515 00:31:25,357 --> 00:31:27,623 for photographic evidence of UFOs and shit. 516 00:31:27,758 --> 00:31:29,620 A hundred K? 517 00:31:29,756 --> 00:31:31,997 And that's just what I saw on the first go. 518 00:31:33,629 --> 00:31:35,901 Now that I'm thinking about it, fuck Cyber Dominion. 519 00:31:36,037 --> 00:31:38,036 This shit right here is a moment... our moment. 520 00:31:38,171 --> 00:31:40,038 We set it up, release it the right way, 521 00:31:40,173 --> 00:31:42,840 man, I'm talking rich and famous for life. 522 00:31:42,975 --> 00:31:44,535 How you doing? You look pretty. 523 00:31:44,671 --> 00:31:46,175 She look like she got a big house. 524 00:31:46,310 --> 00:31:47,846 - How? - How what? How we put it out? 525 00:31:47,982 --> 00:31:49,422 - Mm. - Well, that's what I'm saying. 526 00:31:49,446 --> 00:31:51,206 We don't just go for the quick cash-in, okay? 527 00:31:51,275 --> 00:31:53,676 We-we go to the most credible platform to do the story. 528 00:31:53,811 --> 00:31:55,550 - What's that? Like Oprah? - Yeah. 529 00:31:55,686 --> 00:31:57,691 Like Oprah, for example. After that, everybody want in. 530 00:31:57,715 --> 00:31:58,955 Well, I'm saying there's plenty 531 00:31:58,990 --> 00:32:00,388 of videos of flying shit online. 532 00:32:00,524 --> 00:32:02,304 I saw one the other day. That wasn't on Oprah. 533 00:32:02,328 --> 00:32:03,968 Nigga, I didn't say Oprah. You said Oprah. 534 00:32:04,026 --> 00:32:05,658 You love Oprah. 535 00:32:05,794 --> 00:32:07,839 Look, all I'm saying is all that shit online is fake. 536 00:32:07,863 --> 00:32:10,095 Low quality. Ain't nobody gonna get what we gonna get. 537 00:32:10,230 --> 00:32:11,527 What we gonna get? 538 00:32:11,663 --> 00:32:12,934 - The shot. - What shot? 539 00:32:13,070 --> 00:32:14,871 The shot. The money shot. 540 00:32:15,006 --> 00:32:17,240 Undeniable, singular, the... 541 00:32:17,375 --> 00:32:20,579 - the Oprah shot. - The Oprah shot? 542 00:32:20,714 --> 00:32:22,571 Excuse me. 543 00:32:22,707 --> 00:32:25,149 Hi. I can help you over here. 544 00:32:28,246 --> 00:32:29,847 Hi. 545 00:32:29,982 --> 00:32:31,619 Thank you for shopping at Fry's. - 546 00:32:31,755 --> 00:32:33,669 Did you guys find everything you're looking for today? 547 00:32:33,693 --> 00:32:35,625 Yes... Angel. 548 00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:38,293 Oh. Great. 549 00:32:38,429 --> 00:32:40,390 Um, actually, do you have a card with us? 550 00:32:40,526 --> 00:32:41,731 No, thank you. 551 00:32:41,867 --> 00:32:42,965 Uh, would you like one? 552 00:32:43,101 --> 00:32:44,598 - Because it... - No, thank you. 553 00:32:44,733 --> 00:32:46,049 Would you like one of our tech support personnel 554 00:32:46,073 --> 00:32:47,393 to help you with the installation? 555 00:32:47,435 --> 00:32:49,441 No, no, no, no, no, thank you. 556 00:32:49,576 --> 00:32:51,108 Appreciate you. 557 00:32:51,243 --> 00:32:53,705 All right, uh, no help with the install. 558 00:32:54,705 --> 00:32:56,307 Suit yourself. 559 00:32:56,442 --> 00:32:57,879 Is it a hard install? 560 00:32:58,014 --> 00:32:59,412 Well, for me, no. 561 00:32:59,548 --> 00:33:00,943 You're not gonna be able to do it. 562 00:33:02,518 --> 00:33:04,038 What happened? Did you guys get robbed? 563 00:33:04,122 --> 00:33:05,656 Mm-hmm. Yeah, you know. 564 00:33:05,792 --> 00:33:07,223 A lot of blackouts. 565 00:33:07,359 --> 00:33:08,952 Take the camera out from time to time. 566 00:33:09,087 --> 00:33:11,202 All these new cameras, they have backup battery power, 567 00:33:11,226 --> 00:33:13,331 so you should be fine. 568 00:33:13,467 --> 00:33:15,744 But the outages affect the power in the battery shit, too, 569 00:33:15,768 --> 00:33:17,660 like cell phones. 570 00:33:17,795 --> 00:33:19,468 Okay. All right. 571 00:33:19,604 --> 00:33:23,832 Cell phones, they don't just drop in power. Right? 572 00:33:23,967 --> 00:33:25,677 I mean, maybe your Wi-Fi drops out 573 00:33:25,813 --> 00:33:27,503 whenever your system dips. 574 00:33:27,638 --> 00:33:30,775 So, that's technology. 575 00:33:33,419 --> 00:33:35,811 Okay, or maybe you're in a UFO hot spot. 576 00:33:35,946 --> 00:33:38,783 No one believes in that. 577 00:33:48,426 --> 00:33:49,960 What's up? 578 00:33:50,096 --> 00:33:52,835 Damn. Did not realize you guys were this far out. 579 00:33:52,970 --> 00:33:54,299 Mm-hmm. 580 00:33:54,434 --> 00:33:55,941 I don't mind, though. 581 00:33:56,076 --> 00:33:58,806 Smell of horse shit and fresh air. 582 00:33:58,941 --> 00:34:00,708 Right? 583 00:34:02,675 --> 00:34:04,609 Whoa, whoa, whoa, 584 00:34:04,745 --> 00:34:05,783 whoa, whoa, whoa. 585 00:34:05,918 --> 00:34:07,117 Whoa. Look at me, man. 586 00:34:07,252 --> 00:34:08,598 - Fuck. - Don't do that. Don't yell. 587 00:34:08,622 --> 00:34:10,321 Sorry, man. 588 00:34:10,457 --> 00:34:12,400 Sorry if I was, like, a little shut down this morning. 589 00:34:12,424 --> 00:34:14,482 Just got out of a four-year relationship. 590 00:34:14,618 --> 00:34:16,151 You were fine. 591 00:34:16,286 --> 00:34:18,000 I know it's gonna sound fucking cliché, all right, 592 00:34:18,024 --> 00:34:20,197 but I thought that she was the one, you know? 593 00:34:20,333 --> 00:34:22,294 Is this gonna take longer than an hour? 594 00:34:22,429 --> 00:34:24,500 This? Oh, shit, yeah. 595 00:34:24,635 --> 00:34:26,632 - I'm-a go ahead and pop out. - Where you going? 596 00:34:26,768 --> 00:34:28,448 I got to go to the store and get something. 597 00:34:28,539 --> 00:34:30,604 Don't worry about it. You need anything? 598 00:34:33,811 --> 00:34:35,705 Yo. 599 00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:38,282 Her name was, uh, Rebecca Diaz. 600 00:34:39,712 --> 00:34:41,547 Yep, keep an eye out for her. 601 00:34:41,682 --> 00:34:44,715 She's an actress, model, you know? 602 00:34:44,850 --> 00:34:47,858 She booked a pilot on The CW, so... 603 00:34:47,993 --> 00:34:49,518 Yeah, fucking left me. 604 00:34:51,556 --> 00:34:53,792 Yeah, fucking CW. 605 00:34:56,999 --> 00:34:59,439 - So, thing about this camera... - Actually, can it swivel up? 606 00:34:59,567 --> 00:35:01,965 Uh, yeah. 607 00:35:05,242 --> 00:35:07,374 - Boom. - Little more? 608 00:35:07,509 --> 00:35:09,841 More. Okay. 609 00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:15,753 Yeah. 610 00:35:15,888 --> 00:35:17,886 Mm. 611 00:35:18,021 --> 00:35:19,790 Uh, yeah. 612 00:35:21,652 --> 00:35:23,228 Mm-hmm. 613 00:35:35,772 --> 00:35:38,540 Do you know they don't call 'em UFOs anymore? 614 00:35:41,277 --> 00:35:43,677 It's fucking UAPs now. 615 00:35:45,348 --> 00:35:47,379 Why they got to change the name? 616 00:35:47,515 --> 00:35:48,816 Yeah. 617 00:35:48,952 --> 00:35:50,286 Exactly. 618 00:35:50,422 --> 00:35:51,815 No, fuck it. I-I'll tell you why 619 00:35:51,951 --> 00:35:53,951 they changed the name, all right? 620 00:35:54,087 --> 00:35:56,324 It-it's 'cause they want to keep us in the dark. 621 00:35:56,459 --> 00:35:58,329 Remember when they declassified 622 00:35:58,464 --> 00:36:00,892 all that UFO footage a couple years ago? 623 00:36:01,028 --> 00:36:03,100 Yeah. Well, people started paying attention. 624 00:36:03,235 --> 00:36:05,269 So they changed the name to UAPs. 625 00:36:05,404 --> 00:36:07,663 And no one knows what the fuck a UAP is, 626 00:36:07,799 --> 00:36:09,303 so everyone lost interest. 627 00:36:09,438 --> 00:36:11,503 I saw that... that Navy clip. 628 00:36:11,638 --> 00:36:12,918 Couldn't really see 'em, though. 629 00:36:12,979 --> 00:36:14,277 Could've been better. 630 00:36:14,412 --> 00:36:17,247 It's shitty footage of exact proof 631 00:36:17,383 --> 00:36:18,949 that there's an alien civilization 632 00:36:19,085 --> 00:36:20,652 out there in the universe. 633 00:36:20,787 --> 00:36:23,081 So, who's that? 634 00:36:24,084 --> 00:36:26,021 Come on, man. The little guys with the big eyes. 635 00:36:26,156 --> 00:36:27,287 - Mm. - Yeah. 636 00:36:27,423 --> 00:36:29,087 There's lots of theories. 637 00:36:29,223 --> 00:36:32,088 Either they're intergalactic travelers looking for peace 638 00:36:32,223 --> 00:36:35,332 or futuristic humans coming back in time 639 00:36:35,468 --> 00:36:37,531 to stop us from destroying the planet, 640 00:36:37,667 --> 00:36:40,839 or they're fucking world killers. 641 00:36:40,974 --> 00:36:42,639 Planetary destroyers. 642 00:36:42,774 --> 00:36:45,170 And that means that they've been fucking watching us 643 00:36:45,305 --> 00:36:48,313 and studying us, waiting for the perfect time to beam us up 644 00:36:48,449 --> 00:36:50,975 and shove metal probes up our fucking asses. 645 00:36:53,610 --> 00:36:55,111 Cool. 646 00:36:55,246 --> 00:36:57,719 An-Anyway, Ancient Aliens, History Channel. 647 00:36:57,854 --> 00:36:59,722 - Watch that shit. - Hey! 648 00:36:59,858 --> 00:37:01,651 Hey! 649 00:37:01,787 --> 00:37:03,922 Come on! Help a nigga out! 650 00:37:12,497 --> 00:37:14,363 Hey. 651 00:37:14,499 --> 00:37:17,034 Know where I could find me a couple of big, strong fellas? 652 00:37:18,273 --> 00:37:19,469 You good? 653 00:37:19,604 --> 00:37:20,802 I'm good. 654 00:37:20,938 --> 00:37:23,172 - What? - What's that? 655 00:37:24,510 --> 00:37:25,978 Oh, this? 656 00:37:26,113 --> 00:37:28,050 You know, just, uh, training horses we ordered 657 00:37:28,185 --> 00:37:29,585 that I picked up. 658 00:37:29,721 --> 00:37:31,879 - Where'd you get it from? - Don't worry about it. 659 00:37:32,015 --> 00:37:33,721 Now, come on, help me out. 660 00:37:34,728 --> 00:37:36,258 Got you. 661 00:37:36,393 --> 00:37:38,493 Okay, so... so what is that? 662 00:37:38,628 --> 00:37:40,528 - Is it like bait? - I told you. 663 00:37:40,664 --> 00:37:42,658 It is a decoy for horse training. 664 00:37:42,794 --> 00:37:44,160 Okay. 665 00:37:45,168 --> 00:37:47,267 Shit. Shit. 666 00:37:47,402 --> 00:37:49,032 - See? - OJ. 667 00:37:49,167 --> 00:37:51,441 We good. I mean, he don't know shit. 668 00:37:51,577 --> 00:37:53,877 Oh, no. You guys are doing something shady. 669 00:37:57,546 --> 00:37:59,111 Hey there! 670 00:37:59,247 --> 00:38:00,779 Hey! 671 00:38:00,914 --> 00:38:03,182 You can stay right there, though! 672 00:38:03,317 --> 00:38:05,251 Sure! 673 00:38:05,386 --> 00:38:06,587 What's up? 674 00:38:06,723 --> 00:38:08,420 We're setting up a decoy! 675 00:38:08,556 --> 00:38:11,092 For horse training! 676 00:38:11,227 --> 00:38:13,593 Oh, good! 677 00:38:13,728 --> 00:38:15,624 You know, we got some of those! 678 00:38:18,598 --> 00:38:20,036 Where'd you get... 679 00:38:20,172 --> 00:38:21,670 Where'd you get yours?! 680 00:38:24,034 --> 00:38:26,570 Yeah... I'm not really sure! 681 00:38:26,706 --> 00:38:28,776 My wife would know! 682 00:38:30,209 --> 00:38:32,213 - Okay! Thanks for stopping by! - Why the... Shh. 683 00:38:32,349 --> 00:38:33,644 You don't live here. 684 00:38:33,779 --> 00:38:35,118 Sorry. Trying to help. 685 00:38:35,254 --> 00:38:36,883 Sure thing! 686 00:38:38,524 --> 00:38:41,157 Hey. I wanted to invite you to our... 687 00:38:41,292 --> 00:38:43,291 new family live show! 688 00:38:43,426 --> 00:38:45,895 Friday! At 5:00 p.m.! 689 00:38:46,030 --> 00:38:47,465 Okay! 690 00:38:49,927 --> 00:38:52,265 Thumbs u... thumbs up. 691 00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:53,904 Should I do it? 692 00:38:54,039 --> 00:38:55,572 Yeah, do it. 693 00:38:56,569 --> 00:38:58,234 Thumbs up! 694 00:38:59,237 --> 00:39:01,304 And so, the router's in the shed. 695 00:39:01,439 --> 00:39:04,305 I set it up so if the power goes down on camera A, 696 00:39:04,441 --> 00:39:06,812 camera B's pointed at the sky to catch 697 00:39:06,948 --> 00:39:08,481 whatever might have taken it out. 698 00:39:08,617 --> 00:39:10,855 And, uh, vice versa, so... 699 00:39:10,990 --> 00:39:12,853 Thank you. 700 00:39:13,923 --> 00:39:15,443 I mean, you're really not gonna tell me 701 00:39:15,558 --> 00:39:16,685 what the fuck is going on? 702 00:39:18,423 --> 00:39:19,864 - You'll know soon enough. - Oh. 703 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,928 Cool, cryptic. 704 00:39:22,896 --> 00:39:23,996 Fucking dicks. 705 00:39:26,597 --> 00:39:28,610 I can monitor the feeds remotely myself, if you want. 706 00:39:28,634 --> 00:39:29,502 Free of charge. 707 00:39:29,637 --> 00:39:31,443 - Hell no. - No. 708 00:39:33,074 --> 00:39:34,377 Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am. 709 00:39:36,510 --> 00:39:38,108 One more thing. 710 00:39:38,244 --> 00:39:40,117 You'll be getting a call from my supervisor 711 00:39:40,253 --> 00:39:41,293 asking how my service was. 712 00:39:41,420 --> 00:39:43,019 Five stars, Angel. Five stars. 713 00:39:43,154 --> 00:39:44,346 Thank you. 714 00:39:50,926 --> 00:39:52,861 - So, what now? - I don't know. 715 00:39:52,997 --> 00:39:54,939 - What you want to do? - I'm... Whatever you want to do. 716 00:39:54,963 --> 00:39:56,466 Well, I got some work I got to do. 717 00:39:56,602 --> 00:39:58,365 I'm gonna go out... 718 00:39:58,500 --> 00:39:59,862 That's a good one. 719 00:40:09,546 --> 00:40:14,417 ♪ Fisherman, row ♪ 720 00:40:14,552 --> 00:40:18,413 ♪ Keep on rowing your boat ♪ 721 00:40:18,549 --> 00:40:21,857 ♪ Brother man, brother man, yeah, row... ♪ 722 00:40:21,992 --> 00:40:23,991 I'm talking today to women who say 723 00:40:24,127 --> 00:40:26,654 they have been abducted by aliens from another planet. 724 00:40:26,790 --> 00:40:28,861 May I briefly say, I don't know for a fact 725 00:40:28,996 --> 00:40:30,271 that they're from another planet. 726 00:40:30,295 --> 00:40:31,536 Well, you know you weren't 727 00:40:31,672 --> 00:40:33,570 in Kansas anymore, Toto. 728 00:40:33,705 --> 00:40:35,233 And I wasn't wearing red shoes 729 00:40:35,369 --> 00:40:37,320 that I could click together, either. -Yeah, yeah. 730 00:40:37,344 --> 00:40:41,007 ♪ Living in a bamboo hut ♪ 731 00:40:42,844 --> 00:40:47,108 ♪ In a little old seaport town ♪ 732 00:40:49,247 --> 00:40:52,953 ♪ Three kids on the floor... ♪ 733 00:42:42,028 --> 00:42:44,301 Nope. Mm-mm. Nope, I'm out. 734 00:42:44,437 --> 00:42:46,169 I'm going. Fuck this shit. 735 00:42:49,835 --> 00:42:52,377 Okay. Okay. 736 00:43:26,002 --> 00:43:27,002 Ow. 737 00:43:29,748 --> 00:43:31,916 - Oh, shit! - Fuck off. 738 00:43:32,051 --> 00:43:33,783 Give us back our property. 739 00:43:33,919 --> 00:43:35,945 Don't mess with Jupiter's Claim! -Come on. 740 00:43:40,350 --> 00:43:41,884 What happened? 741 00:43:42,020 --> 00:43:43,457 The Park kids. 742 00:43:43,592 --> 00:43:45,055 Jupe's sons. 743 00:43:45,191 --> 00:43:46,730 And they let Clover out, man. 744 00:43:46,865 --> 00:43:49,029 What? They trying to prank Haywood? 745 00:43:49,165 --> 00:43:51,628 - It's on! - Hey. You stole their horse. 746 00:43:51,764 --> 00:43:52,894 Oh. 747 00:43:53,029 --> 00:43:54,332 Yeah. 748 00:44:23,227 --> 00:44:25,101 - Hey. - Shit. 749 00:44:25,237 --> 00:44:26,930 Oh. 750 00:44:27,065 --> 00:44:28,439 What's up, Nessie? 751 00:44:28,575 --> 00:44:30,133 Not much. Just stocking shit. 752 00:44:30,269 --> 00:44:32,077 You know, pretty much regular. 753 00:45:02,275 --> 00:45:04,138 Oh, shit! 754 00:45:16,689 --> 00:45:18,646 I need to take my ass to bed. 755 00:45:24,095 --> 00:45:25,954 - Who this? - Yo, it's Angel from Fry's. 756 00:45:26,089 --> 00:45:28,560 Just calling to tell you that there is a bug on camera A. 757 00:45:28,696 --> 00:45:31,160 I know. Wait, I thought I told you not to watch our shit. 758 00:45:31,295 --> 00:45:32,336 Yeah, I know, I know. 759 00:45:32,471 --> 00:45:33,830 Camera B is down. 760 00:45:33,965 --> 00:45:35,471 What? 761 00:45:35,606 --> 00:45:37,467 Camera B is down. 762 00:45:37,602 --> 00:45:40,174 Like Ancient-fucking-Aliens down. 763 00:46:53,513 --> 00:46:55,646 - Hey! - Hey. Hi. 764 00:46:55,781 --> 00:46:58,547 Emerald, can you please get the bug off the thing? 765 00:46:58,682 --> 00:47:01,893 Get the bug off the fucking thing! 766 00:47:03,861 --> 00:47:05,087 Shit. 767 00:47:14,697 --> 00:47:16,733 Um, what do you see? 768 00:47:16,868 --> 00:47:18,773 Do you... do you see, like, lights or anything? 769 00:47:18,909 --> 00:47:21,175 Like, a-a fucking saucer? 770 00:47:21,310 --> 00:47:24,141 It's in the cloud. It's in the cloud. 771 00:47:24,276 --> 00:47:26,610 OJ! It's in the cloud! 772 00:47:28,288 --> 00:47:30,178 Mm-hmm. 773 00:47:36,629 --> 00:47:38,791 Yeah, nah, nah, nah. 774 00:47:38,927 --> 00:47:41,328 Run, OJ! Run! 775 00:47:48,267 --> 00:47:49,974 Shit. 776 00:48:30,108 --> 00:48:31,774 Hello? 777 00:48:34,447 --> 00:48:36,449 What happened to OJ? 778 00:48:37,457 --> 00:48:39,553 It's fine. 779 00:48:39,689 --> 00:48:41,157 Come on. 780 00:48:44,356 --> 00:48:46,157 Okay, it's still on. 781 00:48:46,293 --> 00:48:48,296 The camera, it's still on. 782 00:49:00,704 --> 00:49:03,146 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 783 00:49:05,842 --> 00:49:07,518 Okay, you fucking praying mantis. 784 00:49:07,653 --> 00:49:08,916 All right, bitch. 785 00:49:09,052 --> 00:49:10,617 You like Sour Patch Kids? 786 00:49:10,753 --> 00:49:11,990 Huh? 787 00:50:33,931 --> 00:50:35,706 A'ight, man. 788 00:50:35,842 --> 00:50:38,603 Where your shit? Let's go. 789 00:50:38,739 --> 00:50:40,219 Haven't seen one of those in a minute. 790 00:50:40,340 --> 00:50:41,939 Fucking praying mantis. 791 00:50:42,074 --> 00:50:43,585 That motherfucker better pray I don't ever see him, 792 00:50:43,609 --> 00:50:45,644 'cause if I do, I'm-a eat him. 793 00:50:46,742 --> 00:50:48,377 - Let's go. - Where? 794 00:50:48,512 --> 00:50:50,045 Man, I don't know. 795 00:50:50,181 --> 00:50:51,788 I got me a little situation in Atwater 796 00:50:51,924 --> 00:50:53,453 texting me back right now. 797 00:50:53,589 --> 00:50:56,360 - It's not coming again tonight. - I don't care. 798 00:50:56,496 --> 00:50:58,659 No. No. 799 00:50:58,795 --> 00:51:00,823 No. 800 00:51:00,959 --> 00:51:05,031 Bro, I ain't never seen no shit like this. 801 00:51:05,166 --> 00:51:06,494 It ain't worth it. 802 00:51:06,630 --> 00:51:08,837 No, nope. It's too much. 803 00:51:08,973 --> 00:51:11,468 You should go, then. 804 00:51:11,604 --> 00:51:13,705 I got to get up early anyway. 805 00:51:16,145 --> 00:51:18,116 I got mouths to feed. 806 00:51:29,892 --> 00:51:31,756 Shit. 807 00:51:31,892 --> 00:51:35,023 Shit, shit, shit! 808 00:51:54,512 --> 00:51:56,187 You hear that? 809 00:52:03,729 --> 00:52:05,757 Ghost out there. 810 00:52:07,867 --> 00:52:10,432 Acting all territorial. 811 00:52:13,168 --> 00:52:14,700 Mm. 812 00:52:16,771 --> 00:52:19,604 I guess some animals ain't fit to be trained. 813 00:52:40,396 --> 00:52:41,789 - Hello? - Uh, hi. 814 00:52:41,924 --> 00:52:44,092 Is this, uh, Antlers Holst? 815 00:52:45,631 --> 00:52:46,938 Who's this? 816 00:52:47,073 --> 00:52:48,900 Hey, yeah. I'm Emerald Haywood. 817 00:52:49,035 --> 00:52:51,804 Uh, we met a couple days ago at the commercial. 818 00:52:51,939 --> 00:52:54,406 Oh, yeah, horse girl. Sure. 819 00:52:54,541 --> 00:52:56,572 I remember you and your brother. 820 00:52:56,708 --> 00:52:58,572 Yeah, horse boy. 821 00:52:58,707 --> 00:53:00,282 He's here, too. 822 00:53:00,417 --> 00:53:03,279 - The descendants of the jockey. - Yeah. 823 00:53:03,415 --> 00:53:06,785 Guess I'm talking to motion picture royalty, then. 824 00:53:08,423 --> 00:53:09,918 How'd you get the number? 825 00:53:10,054 --> 00:53:12,260 - I got it from the call sheet. - Ah. 826 00:53:12,395 --> 00:53:14,630 So, we have a project, and, uh, 827 00:53:14,766 --> 00:53:17,829 you know, what if I told you it was the offer of a lifetime? 828 00:53:17,964 --> 00:53:20,833 Yeah, hopefully not my lifetime. 829 00:53:20,968 --> 00:53:23,363 That's a good one. Um, I'm-a be real with you. 830 00:53:23,499 --> 00:53:25,838 We don't have a lot of money to pay you up front... 831 00:53:25,973 --> 00:53:28,610 You know, not like you're used to... but, uh... 832 00:53:28,745 --> 00:53:32,177 Yeah. I tend to do one for them so I can do one for me, 833 00:53:32,313 --> 00:53:35,283 so what is it? 834 00:53:35,419 --> 00:53:38,051 - Reality. - Oh, no. Reality. 835 00:53:38,186 --> 00:53:39,787 Documentary. 836 00:53:40,790 --> 00:53:43,690 - Doc-Documentary. - Oh, that's better. 837 00:53:45,255 --> 00:53:47,496 So, again, what's it about? 838 00:53:47,631 --> 00:53:50,268 It's about the shit dreams is made of, baby. 839 00:53:51,303 --> 00:53:53,302 Listen, horse girl. 840 00:53:53,438 --> 00:53:56,296 I got a, uh... 841 00:53:56,432 --> 00:53:59,708 pretty damn superb lemon tart in the oven 842 00:53:59,844 --> 00:54:02,737 I'm about to serve to ten of my closest friends, so... 843 00:54:02,873 --> 00:54:04,371 Stop. 844 00:54:04,506 --> 00:54:06,876 - Stop, stop, stop. - Oh, hold on one second. What? 845 00:54:07,012 --> 00:54:08,530 - He's not here for that. - Look, look, no. 846 00:54:08,554 --> 00:54:10,154 Don't be cute. Stick to the plan. Say it! 847 00:54:10,215 --> 00:54:11,817 This is what I do. I don't go to your job 848 00:54:11,952 --> 00:54:13,532 and knock a horse's dick out your damn hand. 849 00:54:13,556 --> 00:54:14,720 - Hello? - Yeah. 850 00:54:14,855 --> 00:54:16,317 Yeah, my bad. We good, man. 851 00:54:16,452 --> 00:54:20,530 Um, according to American Cinema magazine, 852 00:54:20,665 --> 00:54:24,993 you make the cinematically impossible possible. 853 00:54:25,129 --> 00:54:28,336 Well, we looking for the impossible shot. 854 00:54:32,571 --> 00:54:34,204 That's impossible. 855 00:54:34,340 --> 00:54:35,907 Antlers. 856 00:54:36,042 --> 00:54:38,449 There's something out here in Agua Dulce, 857 00:54:38,584 --> 00:54:40,576 and you're probably the only person in the world 858 00:54:40,712 --> 00:54:43,017 that can get it on film. 859 00:54:43,153 --> 00:54:44,916 Th-That's it. 860 00:54:46,084 --> 00:54:50,792 Horse girl, this dream you're chasing, 861 00:54:50,927 --> 00:54:54,590 the one where you end up at the top of the mountain, 862 00:54:54,725 --> 00:54:57,225 all eyes on you... 863 00:55:00,033 --> 00:55:02,571 it's the dream you never wake up from. 864 00:55:16,450 --> 00:55:17,880 I don't like him. 865 00:55:41,938 --> 00:55:43,979 Holy shit. It's real. 866 00:55:44,948 --> 00:55:48,283 I don't know what you're doing here, but... 867 00:55:48,418 --> 00:55:50,921 it was illegal for you to... 868 00:55:51,057 --> 00:55:52,819 spy on us like that. 869 00:55:59,462 --> 00:56:01,993 Wait, you... you don't know? 870 00:56:04,261 --> 00:56:06,635 Okay, uh, tell me when you see it. 871 00:56:16,508 --> 00:56:18,075 There. 872 00:56:19,142 --> 00:56:21,914 - Doesn't move. - Exactly. 873 00:56:24,181 --> 00:56:26,149 Well, look at that. 874 00:56:28,151 --> 00:56:30,494 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, okay. 875 00:56:30,629 --> 00:56:32,494 I went back and scrubbed through the footage, 876 00:56:32,630 --> 00:56:34,529 and that cloud has been right there 877 00:56:34,665 --> 00:56:36,190 at least since I set the cameras up. 878 00:56:36,325 --> 00:56:37,832 Yeah, now you mention it, 879 00:56:37,967 --> 00:56:39,963 I've probably been looking at the same damn cloud 880 00:56:40,098 --> 00:56:42,005 every day for the last six months. 881 00:56:42,140 --> 00:56:44,297 Shit. 882 00:56:44,433 --> 00:56:46,202 So, I mean, that's them in there. 883 00:56:46,337 --> 00:56:48,471 And we've been recording it, so we got it. 884 00:56:48,606 --> 00:56:50,173 Right? 885 00:56:51,213 --> 00:56:52,813 Yeah. 886 00:56:53,846 --> 00:56:56,520 Why you saying "yeah" like that? 887 00:56:56,655 --> 00:56:58,915 I mean, we have proof of aliens on video. I... 888 00:56:59,050 --> 00:57:00,814 Yeah, I wouldn't call it proof. 889 00:57:00,949 --> 00:57:02,583 Are you serious? 890 00:57:02,719 --> 00:57:04,605 Look, I've seen crazy weather phenomenons online before. 891 00:57:04,629 --> 00:57:07,157 - That's all I'm saying. - He's right. 892 00:57:07,293 --> 00:57:09,999 It's good, but it ain't it. Ain't Oprah. 893 00:57:11,664 --> 00:57:13,328 Ain't Oprah. 894 00:57:15,398 --> 00:57:19,540 Okay. Are you guys telling me 895 00:57:19,675 --> 00:57:22,841 that there's an alien spaceship 896 00:57:22,977 --> 00:57:24,909 in that fucking cloud right there? 897 00:57:25,045 --> 00:57:27,309 It doesn't move like a ship. 898 00:57:28,849 --> 00:57:30,686 What you mean, OJ? 899 00:57:33,656 --> 00:57:35,691 What if it's not a ship? 900 00:57:40,659 --> 00:57:42,304 All right, Gordy, we're almost ready, buddy. 901 00:57:42,328 --> 00:57:44,598 Here we go, buddy. Come on. 902 00:57:44,733 --> 00:57:46,596 - He's ready. - Set. 903 00:57:46,731 --> 00:57:48,433 Here we go. 904 00:57:48,569 --> 00:57:49,935 And... action. 905 00:57:50,071 --> 00:57:51,711 And, of course, I set it to Icelandic time 906 00:57:51,844 --> 00:57:54,775 because we share a love of the aurora borealis, Gordy. 907 00:57:54,911 --> 00:57:58,647 And you have no idea how to tell time. 908 00:57:58,783 --> 00:58:00,811 Great gift, Dad. 909 00:58:00,946 --> 00:58:02,553 Way to think things through. 910 00:58:02,688 --> 00:58:04,408 Somehow, you'd think that a man who can send 911 00:58:04,514 --> 00:58:06,786 a rocket into space would be able to manage 912 00:58:06,922 --> 00:58:08,826 a halfway decent birthday present. 913 00:58:08,961 --> 00:58:10,324 Nope. 914 00:58:12,928 --> 00:58:15,795 You know, Gordy, all things considered, 915 00:58:15,931 --> 00:58:18,124 maybe my gift isn't so bad after all. 916 00:58:18,260 --> 00:58:19,666 - Aw. - Aw. 917 00:58:19,801 --> 00:58:21,998 Hey, Gordy. 918 00:58:22,133 --> 00:58:23,970 - Surprise! - Wow. 919 00:58:24,105 --> 00:58:26,973 Now, that is a gift. 920 00:58:34,812 --> 00:58:36,445 Oh. Sorry. My... 921 00:58:36,580 --> 00:58:38,681 That's all right. Pick it up from there. 922 00:58:38,817 --> 00:58:40,450 Wait a minute. 923 00:58:40,586 --> 00:58:43,423 What happened to we both failed at finding good presents? 924 00:58:46,665 --> 00:58:50,132 Here you go, Gordy. Happy birthday. 925 00:58:51,135 --> 00:58:54,163 Oh, beautiful, Hayley. 926 00:59:01,079 --> 00:59:02,636 Whoa, hey, hey, hey. No. 927 00:59:02,771 --> 00:59:04,781 - No, no! Down! Down! Gordy! - Down! 928 00:59:04,916 --> 00:59:06,640 - No. Stop! - Stop that! 929 01:00:41,437 --> 01:00:43,471 Oh, no. No, no, no, no. 930 01:00:43,607 --> 01:00:46,047 No, no, no, no, no. No, Gordy, no! No! 931 01:00:46,183 --> 01:00:47,881 D-D-Down! Down! Down! 932 01:00:48,017 --> 01:00:49,548 You sit! Down. 933 01:00:49,683 --> 01:00:51,044 No, no, no. 934 01:00:53,517 --> 01:00:55,383 No, no, no! 935 01:00:55,519 --> 01:00:58,128 No, Gordy! 936 01:00:58,263 --> 01:00:59,463 Stop! Ah! 937 01:00:59,598 --> 01:01:01,957 No! No! 938 01:03:00,843 --> 01:03:03,616 Seven just on scene... Oh, my God. 939 01:03:55,441 --> 01:03:56,932 Feeling good? 940 01:03:57,067 --> 01:03:58,572 Yeah. 941 01:03:58,708 --> 01:03:59,902 Feeling good. 942 01:04:00,037 --> 01:04:01,703 Good. 943 01:04:06,884 --> 01:04:08,611 There we go. 944 01:04:11,088 --> 01:04:13,652 Run it. Run it one more time, babe. 945 01:04:13,787 --> 01:04:15,183 Okay. 946 01:04:21,798 --> 01:04:23,901 What if I told you... 947 01:04:37,915 --> 01:04:40,577 Yo. It's, uh... Storm's coming. 948 01:04:41,611 --> 01:04:44,185 Just tarping up, just to be safe. 949 01:05:02,674 --> 01:05:05,232 Hey, where you going? 950 01:05:05,367 --> 01:05:07,536 I'm-a get Lucky. 951 01:05:07,671 --> 01:05:09,508 Now, we're not gonna let 952 01:05:09,643 --> 01:05:12,339 a few clouds kill our fun today, are we, folks? 953 01:05:12,475 --> 01:05:14,481 So, without further ado, 954 01:05:14,616 --> 01:05:18,411 welcome to the Jupiter's Claim Star Lasso Experience! 955 01:05:21,455 --> 01:05:23,592 How's everyone feeling today? 956 01:05:25,156 --> 01:05:26,519 All right. 957 01:05:26,655 --> 01:05:29,528 It's quite a doozy today. 958 01:05:29,663 --> 01:05:32,201 Uh, I want to thank you guys for coming out here. 959 01:05:32,336 --> 01:05:34,668 But first, how about another round of applause 960 01:05:34,804 --> 01:05:36,567 for my Amber? 961 01:05:36,702 --> 01:05:38,437 I'll tell you, that woman is 962 01:05:38,573 --> 01:05:41,669 a saint for putting up with all my craziness. 963 01:05:41,804 --> 01:05:43,608 And to the knuckleheads up there. 964 01:05:43,743 --> 01:05:46,583 The staff. Shout-out. 965 01:05:46,718 --> 01:05:47,749 All right, all right. 966 01:05:47,885 --> 01:05:49,514 That's enough. 967 01:05:49,649 --> 01:05:52,913 I also want to give a special thanks to 968 01:05:53,048 --> 01:05:56,252 an old costar of mine and my first crush, 969 01:05:56,388 --> 01:05:58,189 Mary Jo Elliott, everyone! 970 01:05:58,325 --> 01:05:59,920 Yeah. 971 01:06:03,568 --> 01:06:05,101 All right. 972 01:06:06,367 --> 01:06:08,531 You ready? 973 01:06:08,667 --> 01:06:09,907 Oh, come on. That ain't nothing. 974 01:06:09,932 --> 01:06:11,871 Are you ready?! 975 01:06:15,679 --> 01:06:17,113 Here we go. 976 01:06:24,384 --> 01:06:26,254 You're chosen. 977 01:06:35,426 --> 01:06:38,095 What if I told you... 978 01:06:38,231 --> 01:06:41,100 that in about an hour... 979 01:06:41,235 --> 01:06:44,206 you'll leave here different? 980 01:06:45,639 --> 01:06:50,474 See, every Friday for the last six months, 981 01:06:50,609 --> 01:06:54,079 my family and I have bore witness 982 01:06:54,215 --> 01:06:57,680 to an absolute spectacle. 983 01:06:57,815 --> 01:07:01,289 One that you'll be seeing here today. 984 01:07:02,986 --> 01:07:05,623 So let me take you back to that first night. 985 01:07:14,731 --> 01:07:18,440 Right here in this exact spot, 986 01:07:18,575 --> 01:07:22,641 I'd come over to wrangle a chestnut horse named Trigger. 987 01:07:22,776 --> 01:07:26,176 Now, I could barely see my hand in front of my face 988 01:07:26,312 --> 01:07:29,776 for the fog, but I swear 989 01:07:29,911 --> 01:07:33,282 on my wife and children's lives 990 01:07:33,417 --> 01:07:36,458 that at 6:13 p.m., 991 01:07:36,594 --> 01:07:38,260 I see... 992 01:07:39,830 --> 01:07:41,830 a flying saucer 993 01:07:41,966 --> 01:07:44,662 descend through the mist. 994 01:07:44,797 --> 01:07:48,538 Old Trigger took off straight into the gulch. 995 01:07:48,673 --> 01:07:49,931 And, well... 996 01:07:51,504 --> 01:07:53,367 it's like he was going home. 997 01:07:59,712 --> 01:08:03,378 Now, just to be clear, what we saw 998 01:08:03,514 --> 01:08:05,688 was a flying saucer. 999 01:08:05,824 --> 01:08:07,054 No doubt about that. 1000 01:08:07,190 --> 01:08:08,552 Slightly flatter in the front, 1001 01:08:08,688 --> 01:08:10,257 with a circular hole in the bottom 1002 01:08:10,393 --> 01:08:13,194 about two school bus lengths wide. 1003 01:08:13,330 --> 01:08:15,990 Ladies and gentlemen, I kid you not. 1004 01:08:18,232 --> 01:08:20,093 We are being surveilled 1005 01:08:20,228 --> 01:08:23,670 by an alien species I call "the Viewers." 1006 01:08:24,706 --> 01:08:27,402 And though they have yet to emerge from their ship, 1007 01:08:27,538 --> 01:08:30,343 I believe they trust me. 1008 01:08:30,479 --> 01:08:32,748 If they didn't, I don't think any of us 1009 01:08:32,884 --> 01:08:34,177 would be here right now. 1010 01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:41,081 So, as I said, in just under an hour, 1011 01:08:41,216 --> 01:08:46,028 Star Lasso Experience is gonna change you. 1012 01:08:48,156 --> 01:08:49,695 But first, my boys are gonna come out 1013 01:08:49,831 --> 01:08:52,094 and do a little number for us. Would that be all right? 1014 01:08:52,230 --> 01:08:53,961 Hustle. Go, go, go... 1015 01:08:54,097 --> 01:08:55,535 All right. My little satellites: 1016 01:08:55,671 --> 01:08:57,401 Colton, Phoenix, Max. 1017 01:08:57,536 --> 01:08:59,039 Remember those names, folks. 1018 01:08:59,174 --> 01:09:00,602 All right, here we go! 1019 01:09:10,552 --> 01:09:12,646 What is that? 1020 01:09:12,781 --> 01:09:14,657 Do you guys see that? 1021 01:09:29,304 --> 01:09:31,641 Uh, uh, stay in your seats. 1022 01:09:31,776 --> 01:09:33,606 This is new. 1023 01:09:33,741 --> 01:09:35,903 Uh, they're early. 1024 01:09:36,039 --> 01:09:38,171 They're giving us a real show today. 1025 01:09:38,306 --> 01:09:39,643 - That they are. - Yeah. 1026 01:09:39,779 --> 01:09:41,280 They're giving us a real show today. 1027 01:09:41,415 --> 01:09:43,453 They're ready, we're ready. 1028 01:09:44,723 --> 01:09:48,424 Welcome to the Star Lasso Experience, 1029 01:09:48,559 --> 01:09:51,084 only at Jupiter's Claim. 1030 01:09:51,220 --> 01:09:53,122 - Please remember to avoid... - Come on. 1031 01:09:53,258 --> 01:09:54,969 Using your cell phones or any flash photography... 1032 01:09:54,993 --> 01:09:57,195 - Cell phones off, y'all. - during the event. 1033 01:09:57,331 --> 01:09:58,627 Come on! 1034 01:09:58,762 --> 01:10:00,092 Bear with us now. 1035 01:10:00,228 --> 01:10:02,298 Trained animals can be unpredictable. 1036 01:10:08,513 --> 01:10:12,547 Now sit back, stay in your seats and enjoy 1037 01:10:12,682 --> 01:10:16,479 the Star Lasso Experien... 1038 01:11:45,500 --> 01:11:47,607 Well, cowboys and cowgirls, 1039 01:11:47,743 --> 01:11:50,112 it's time to ride off into the sunset. 1040 01:11:50,247 --> 01:11:52,739 That's right. Happy trails. 1041 01:11:52,874 --> 01:11:54,616 It's closing time. 1042 01:11:54,751 --> 01:11:57,413 You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. 1043 01:11:57,548 --> 01:11:59,145 Come back again. 1044 01:11:59,280 --> 01:12:02,222 And until then, we wish you well. 1045 01:12:02,357 --> 01:12:05,218 Hasta la vista. Adios. 1046 01:12:21,811 --> 01:12:24,270 Well, cowboys and cowgirls, 1047 01:12:24,406 --> 01:12:26,511 it's time to ride off into the sunset. 1048 01:12:26,646 --> 01:12:29,182 That's right. Happy trails. 1049 01:12:29,317 --> 01:12:31,114 It's closing time. 1050 01:12:31,249 --> 01:12:33,988 You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. 1051 01:12:34,123 --> 01:12:35,518 Come back again. 1052 01:12:35,653 --> 01:12:36,987 And until then... 1053 01:13:37,515 --> 01:13:38,878 Lucky. 1054 01:13:47,129 --> 01:13:48,162 Lucky. 1055 01:13:53,063 --> 01:13:55,097 Lucky, come on, come on. Come on! 1056 01:14:12,514 --> 01:14:13,880 Come on, come on, come on. 1057 01:14:14,016 --> 01:14:16,121 Lucky. 1058 01:14:25,364 --> 01:14:28,703 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 1059 01:15:14,382 --> 01:15:15,578 Yo. 1060 01:15:15,713 --> 01:15:17,447 It's done. 1061 01:15:17,583 --> 01:15:19,567 All right, I'll be over in the morning to tear that shit off. 1062 01:15:19,591 --> 01:15:20,765 Or you guys can do it yourselves. 1063 01:15:20,789 --> 01:15:22,250 - It's all the same. - No, no. 1064 01:15:22,386 --> 01:15:24,623 - I like when you do it. - Of course you do. 1065 01:15:24,758 --> 01:15:26,792 All right. See you tomorrow. 1066 01:15:26,928 --> 01:15:28,622 See you. 1067 01:15:34,563 --> 01:15:36,429 Pick up, pick up, pick up, 1068 01:15:36,564 --> 01:15:37,924 pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up. 1069 01:15:38,007 --> 01:15:40,643 Come on, come on. Pick up, pick up, pick up. 1070 01:15:54,924 --> 01:15:56,382 Did you know that 1071 01:15:56,517 --> 01:15:58,023 the very first assembly of photographs 1072 01:15:58,158 --> 01:16:00,125 in sequential order to make a motion picture 1073 01:16:00,260 --> 01:16:02,325 was a two-second clip of a Black man on a horse? 1074 01:16:02,460 --> 01:16:04,498 That man was a Bahamian jockey 1075 01:16:04,634 --> 01:16:06,393 known as Alistair E. Haywood, 1076 01:16:06,529 --> 01:16:08,536 and he was my great-great-grandfather. 1077 01:16:08,671 --> 01:16:09,896 - Hey. - Em. 1078 01:16:10,031 --> 01:16:11,469 I was right. 1079 01:16:11,604 --> 01:16:13,207 It's not a ship. 1080 01:16:13,343 --> 01:16:14,710 What happened? 1081 01:16:14,845 --> 01:16:18,341 ♪ I wear my sunglasses at night ♪ 1082 01:16:18,476 --> 01:16:21,513 ♪ So I can, so... ♪ 1083 01:16:23,111 --> 01:16:24,786 What the fuck? 1084 01:16:38,399 --> 01:16:39,900 Shit. 1085 01:16:42,569 --> 01:16:44,172 It ate them, Em. 1086 01:16:44,307 --> 01:16:45,738 It ate them all. 1087 01:16:45,873 --> 01:16:47,443 It's alive, Em. It's an animal. 1088 01:16:47,578 --> 01:16:49,239 It's territorial, and it thinks 1089 01:16:49,375 --> 01:16:53,375 that this is its home. 1090 01:16:54,980 --> 01:16:57,016 Em! 1091 01:17:02,052 --> 01:17:04,258 Oh, fuck. 1092 01:17:04,393 --> 01:17:06,392 Oh, shit. 1093 01:17:06,527 --> 01:17:07,862 Ooh, yes. 1094 01:17:09,830 --> 01:17:11,627 Hey, hey. We're in trouble. 1095 01:17:11,762 --> 01:17:13,366 Okay? 1096 01:17:13,501 --> 01:17:15,301 Oh, fuck. 1097 01:17:15,436 --> 01:17:16,838 Shit. 1098 01:17:24,115 --> 01:17:25,312 What? 1099 01:17:48,130 --> 01:17:49,739 What the fuck? 1100 01:17:50,737 --> 01:17:51,966 What the fuck? 1101 01:17:54,579 --> 01:17:56,372 Who the hell is that? 1102 01:17:57,778 --> 01:17:59,144 Who the hell is that? 1103 01:18:00,212 --> 01:18:03,143 - Em! Who the hell is that? - Fuck. 1104 01:18:06,580 --> 01:18:08,791 It's above us. 1105 01:18:14,056 --> 01:18:15,732 Ah, shit! 1106 01:18:19,170 --> 01:18:20,761 Shit. 1107 01:18:20,897 --> 01:18:23,439 Oh, shit! What the fuck? 1108 01:18:43,152 --> 01:18:45,661 Oh, God. 1109 01:18:45,797 --> 01:18:48,094 S-Something very bad is happening. 1110 01:19:00,211 --> 01:19:01,338 Fuck! 1111 01:19:18,226 --> 01:19:19,756 Yeah, we're fucked. 1112 01:21:29,789 --> 01:21:31,290 Nope. 1113 01:22:58,943 --> 01:23:04,883 ♪ I wear my sunglasses at night ♪ 1114 01:23:05,018 --> 01:23:06,587 ♪ So I can... ♪ 1115 01:23:27,277 --> 01:23:30,304 ♪ It cuts my security ♪ 1116 01:23:30,439 --> 01:23:33,946 ♪ Has she got ♪ 1117 01:23:34,082 --> 01:23:36,918 ♪ Control of me? ♪ 1118 01:23:37,053 --> 01:23:39,611 ♪ I turn to her and say... ♪ 1119 01:23:39,747 --> 01:23:41,349 Em. OJ's coming. 1120 01:23:41,485 --> 01:23:42,817 Let's go. 1121 01:23:42,952 --> 01:23:44,617 Got to get out this house. 1122 01:23:44,752 --> 01:23:46,622 I got to get out this house. 1123 01:23:46,758 --> 01:23:48,460 No, st-st-stop. Can't we just wait, right? 1124 01:23:48,595 --> 01:23:50,315 You can. -No, I'm not gonna be here alone. 1125 01:23:50,432 --> 01:23:52,232 I've got to get out this fucking house! -No. 1126 01:23:52,269 --> 01:23:53,869 We're alive still because we stayed here. 1127 01:25:00,404 --> 01:25:03,363 ♪ I wear my sunglasses... ♪ 1128 01:25:05,006 --> 01:25:06,240 Go! 1129 01:25:06,375 --> 01:25:08,672 - Come on. Come on. - Go! 1130 01:25:09,675 --> 01:25:11,037 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 1131 01:25:11,172 --> 01:25:13,377 Come on, come on. 1132 01:25:19,914 --> 01:25:22,356 Go. 1133 01:25:26,426 --> 01:25:28,426 Yeah, she... she gonna make it. 1134 01:25:28,562 --> 01:25:30,057 - OJ. - She gonna make it. 1135 01:25:30,192 --> 01:25:31,805 - Oh, hey, horsie. - Hey, don't-don't look him 1136 01:25:31,829 --> 01:25:34,227 - in the eyes, please. - VFX! 1137 01:25:47,878 --> 01:25:50,051 Focus here. Focus here. 1138 01:25:50,187 --> 01:25:51,753 Come on. 1139 01:25:53,688 --> 01:25:56,582 - ♪ I wear my sunglasses ♪ - EMERALD: Go! 1140 01:25:56,717 --> 01:25:58,051 ♪ At night ♪ 1141 01:25:58,186 --> 01:26:01,129 ♪ I wear my sunglasses at night ♪ 1142 01:26:01,265 --> 01:26:05,795 ♪ I wear my sunglasses at night ♪ 1143 01:26:06,762 --> 01:26:09,205 ♪ I cry to you, I... ♪ 1144 01:26:16,237 --> 01:26:18,437 Welcome to my tavern. 1145 01:26:18,573 --> 01:26:21,807 I don't know if you've heard, but a terrible beast is about. 1146 01:26:21,943 --> 01:26:23,648 It's been harassing villagers, 1147 01:26:23,783 --> 01:26:26,317 ruining crops and eating their livestock. 1148 01:26:28,824 --> 01:26:35,030 Many a glory-seeking hunter has attempted to defeat it, 1149 01:26:35,165 --> 01:26:37,959 and just as many have perished. 1150 01:26:38,094 --> 01:26:40,466 While you're here... While you're here... 1151 01:26:40,602 --> 01:26:42,803 While you're here, please look around. 1152 01:26:46,574 --> 01:26:48,674 I'm here in Agua Dulce, California, 1153 01:26:48,809 --> 01:26:51,270 and the whereabouts of those 40 guests and employees 1154 01:26:51,405 --> 01:26:53,942 of a local Western theme park are still unknown. 1155 01:26:54,077 --> 01:26:56,515 The sheriff's office has had its hands full 1156 01:26:56,651 --> 01:26:58,716 trying to identify the unaccounted for. 1157 01:26:58,851 --> 01:27:01,289 Until they do, only one thing is certain. 1158 01:27:01,424 --> 01:27:02,857 There is something strange happening 1159 01:27:02,993 --> 01:27:04,559 out here in Agua Dulce. 1160 01:27:04,695 --> 01:27:06,485 Security cameras were off at the time. 1161 01:27:06,620 --> 01:27:09,494 Other than that, we have, uh, no reason to suspect foul play. 1162 01:27:09,630 --> 01:27:10,910 We did have a considerable amount 1163 01:27:11,035 --> 01:27:12,400 of rain come through here, 1164 01:27:12,535 --> 01:27:15,294 so we don't want to rule out flash flooding 1165 01:27:15,429 --> 01:27:18,032 as possibly having played a part. We're obviously... 1166 01:27:21,679 --> 01:27:24,813 You never go wrong with a fried fish sandwich. 1167 01:27:27,876 --> 01:27:29,978 Tartar got tang. 1168 01:27:31,821 --> 01:27:33,481 Stupid. 1169 01:27:33,616 --> 01:27:35,090 "Tartar got tang"? 1170 01:27:35,225 --> 01:27:37,549 Right? 1171 01:27:37,684 --> 01:27:41,154 I don't think it eats you if you don't look it in the eye. 1172 01:27:44,698 --> 01:27:46,058 Hey, hey! 1173 01:27:46,193 --> 01:27:48,495 RTR, bro. 1174 01:27:48,630 --> 01:27:50,339 You know? 1175 01:27:51,505 --> 01:27:53,804 Like, read the room. 1176 01:27:57,808 --> 01:27:59,975 Nobody want to talk about that. 1177 01:28:01,211 --> 01:28:03,211 Let's go! -MAN 2: Okay, okay, okay. Enough. 1178 01:28:03,347 --> 01:28:05,025 All right, all right, all right, all right, all right. 1179 01:28:05,049 --> 01:28:07,353 Hey, you lucky! 1180 01:28:07,489 --> 01:28:09,257 Every animal got rules. 1181 01:28:09,393 --> 01:28:11,093 All right? We know what it wants, 1182 01:28:11,228 --> 01:28:12,892 and we know how it comes, so... 1183 01:28:13,027 --> 01:28:14,725 Fuck. 1184 01:28:14,860 --> 01:28:17,025 We don't really know shit. 1185 01:28:18,168 --> 01:28:20,928 OJ, what's this about, man? 1186 01:28:21,064 --> 01:28:22,565 What's this about? You want me to... 1187 01:28:22,700 --> 01:28:25,238 You want me to say, "I'm sorry"? 1188 01:28:25,373 --> 01:28:26,874 "I was wrong"? "It's dumb"? 1189 01:28:27,009 --> 01:28:28,372 It wasn't dumb. 1190 01:28:28,508 --> 01:28:29,973 - Own the moment. - Stop. 1191 01:28:30,108 --> 01:28:32,082 - Stop, stop this shit. - It was good. It was good. 1192 01:28:32,106 --> 01:28:33,949 But the moment about to pass. 1193 01:28:34,084 --> 01:28:35,747 And we don't own shit. 1194 01:28:40,250 --> 01:28:43,486 Okay. Well, I assume y'all are crashing at mine. 1195 01:28:43,621 --> 01:28:45,488 Right, 'cause you can. 1196 01:28:45,624 --> 01:28:47,128 'Cause I'm not going back 1197 01:28:47,263 --> 01:28:49,594 to the fucking monster umbrella. 1198 01:28:49,730 --> 01:28:52,262 Got to feed 'em. 1199 01:28:52,398 --> 01:28:54,370 Let Lucky out. 1200 01:28:55,963 --> 01:28:57,463 There's shit to do. 1201 01:28:57,599 --> 01:28:59,199 Always. 1202 01:29:00,275 --> 01:29:02,202 Always some shit to do. 1203 01:29:49,352 --> 01:29:52,485 There's a wheelchair on your roof. 1204 01:29:52,621 --> 01:29:54,188 Hi. 1205 01:29:54,323 --> 01:29:57,827 That cloud ain't moved a goddamn inch. 1206 01:29:57,963 --> 01:30:00,502 So you're not completely full of shit. 1207 01:30:01,499 --> 01:30:02,530 Thank you. 1208 01:30:02,665 --> 01:30:04,366 Yeah. Thank you. 1209 01:30:04,501 --> 01:30:07,142 Th-The concept of extraterrestrial animals 1210 01:30:07,278 --> 01:30:09,067 in the sky is not a new thing. 1211 01:30:09,202 --> 01:30:10,843 You know, people been trying 1212 01:30:10,978 --> 01:30:12,758 to get pictures of these things since, like, the '50s. 1213 01:30:12,782 --> 01:30:14,742 - You know, it's an ancient... - How do we see it? 1214 01:30:15,509 --> 01:30:17,543 It's gonna get hungry again. 1215 01:30:17,679 --> 01:30:19,184 Ah. 1216 01:30:19,319 --> 01:30:21,221 So, you know... 1217 01:30:21,357 --> 01:30:23,217 just ring the dinner bell. 1218 01:30:28,489 --> 01:30:31,259 Now, we know what it doesn't like. 1219 01:30:31,395 --> 01:30:34,393 That little fake horse and flags messed it up good. 1220 01:30:35,705 --> 01:30:38,202 Got stuck in its windpipe or something. 1221 01:30:39,305 --> 01:30:42,241 I bet it ain't gonna fuck with flags like that in a minute. 1222 01:30:42,376 --> 01:30:44,078 Yeah. 1223 01:30:44,213 --> 01:30:45,745 We pissed him off. 1224 01:30:45,880 --> 01:30:48,543 We're not the reason it settled down here. 1225 01:30:48,679 --> 01:30:50,276 That was Jupe. 1226 01:30:50,412 --> 01:30:52,449 He got caught up trying to tame a predator. 1227 01:30:52,584 --> 01:30:53,918 You can't do that. 1228 01:30:54,053 --> 01:30:55,782 You got to enter an agreement with one. 1229 01:30:55,917 --> 01:30:57,290 Yeah. 1230 01:30:57,425 --> 01:30:59,154 Ask Siegfried and Roy. 1231 01:31:02,031 --> 01:31:03,389 Okay. 1232 01:31:03,524 --> 01:31:06,458 Um, asking as someone who was in the house 1233 01:31:06,593 --> 01:31:09,429 - when the shit went down... - Mm. 1234 01:31:09,565 --> 01:31:13,567 How exactly do you enter an agreement with a fucking... 1235 01:31:13,702 --> 01:31:16,769 a UFO, alien entity or whatever the hell you want to call it? 1236 01:31:16,904 --> 01:31:18,773 Jean Jacket. 1237 01:31:18,908 --> 01:31:20,546 Call him Jean Jacket. 1238 01:31:20,682 --> 01:31:22,142 So, how about this? 1239 01:31:22,277 --> 01:31:24,780 How about we send ol' Jean Jacket 1240 01:31:24,915 --> 01:31:26,653 some fresh horses in golden hour 1241 01:31:26,788 --> 01:31:28,755 - and see what happens? - Mm-mm. 1242 01:31:29,753 --> 01:31:31,491 Horse people. 1243 01:31:31,626 --> 01:31:33,425 Mm, why not just set them free? 1244 01:31:33,560 --> 01:31:34,896 We're not doing that. 1245 01:31:35,031 --> 01:31:36,631 Okay. 1246 01:31:37,631 --> 01:31:41,294 Who is gonna go down there 1247 01:31:41,429 --> 01:31:44,100 and get the star out of his trailer? 1248 01:31:46,570 --> 01:31:48,302 Me. 1249 01:31:49,278 --> 01:31:51,745 I'll get him out. 1250 01:31:53,249 --> 01:31:55,009 Where you want it? 1251 01:31:55,145 --> 01:31:57,619 You draw him out there. 1252 01:31:58,880 --> 01:32:00,780 I'm here. 1253 01:32:00,916 --> 01:32:02,756 On this ridge. 1254 01:32:04,325 --> 01:32:05,594 Oh, shit. 1255 01:32:06,594 --> 01:32:07,853 Made her myself. 1256 01:32:07,988 --> 01:32:10,160 No electricity. 1257 01:32:10,295 --> 01:32:12,160 Didn't I tell you this motherfucker was gonna 1258 01:32:12,296 --> 01:32:14,497 come up here with a non-electrical camera? 1259 01:32:14,633 --> 01:32:16,597 Let's go, boy! 1260 01:32:16,732 --> 01:32:17,970 Yeah! 1261 01:32:19,073 --> 01:32:21,273 I've been up under it a couple times now. 1262 01:32:21,408 --> 01:32:23,337 I get him. 1263 01:32:24,346 --> 01:32:26,175 It's an animal. 1264 01:32:26,310 --> 01:32:27,879 You don't turn your back on a bear. 1265 01:32:28,014 --> 01:32:29,447 You don't wear red around a bull. 1266 01:32:29,582 --> 01:32:31,281 It's like that. 1267 01:32:31,417 --> 01:32:34,920 You don't look at it unless you want its attention. 1268 01:32:36,624 --> 01:32:38,852 Good night, Mr. Storeman. 1269 01:32:38,988 --> 01:32:41,321 Fuck it. I call top hat. 1270 01:32:41,456 --> 01:32:43,797 And we ain't got a lot of time. 1271 01:32:45,435 --> 01:32:47,128 One day. Two days, tops. 1272 01:32:50,271 --> 01:32:53,873 'Cause the word is getting out, and when it does... 1273 01:32:54,008 --> 01:32:56,908 Sorry, dead people. Park's closed. 1274 01:32:57,044 --> 01:32:58,479 You know people gonna come 1275 01:32:58,614 --> 01:33:01,012 and do what they always do: 1276 01:33:01,147 --> 01:33:03,578 try and take it all for themselves. 1277 01:33:03,713 --> 01:33:05,315 Fine. 1278 01:33:05,451 --> 01:33:06,916 Thimble. 1279 01:33:07,051 --> 01:33:09,515 That's the one I wanted anyway. 1280 01:33:11,518 --> 01:33:13,987 Well, let 'em come. 1281 01:33:14,122 --> 01:33:15,858 It ain't gonna matter. 1282 01:33:18,535 --> 01:33:20,801 'Cause what we about to do... 1283 01:33:23,573 --> 01:33:25,333 they can't erase that. 1284 01:33:31,975 --> 01:33:35,075 He's big, he's bad, 1285 01:33:35,211 --> 01:33:37,147 and he's got a lot of spirit. 1286 01:33:40,989 --> 01:33:43,219 But anything with a spirit can get broke. 1287 01:33:46,086 --> 01:33:47,894 So you break it. 1288 01:33:49,156 --> 01:33:51,198 I'll get the shot. 1289 01:33:56,165 --> 01:33:57,706 Hey, um... 1290 01:34:00,170 --> 01:34:01,768 What we're doing's important. 1291 01:34:01,903 --> 01:34:03,402 Right? 1292 01:34:03,538 --> 01:34:06,880 Like, what we document, it's, uh... 1293 01:34:08,716 --> 01:34:11,414 it's gonna do some good, huh? 1294 01:34:12,417 --> 01:34:17,117 I mean, besides the money and fucking fame, 1295 01:34:17,253 --> 01:34:18,591 like, we can save some lives. 1296 01:34:18,726 --> 01:34:21,722 Fuck, we-we can even save Earth. 1297 01:34:21,857 --> 01:34:23,297 Right? 1298 01:34:24,765 --> 01:34:26,526 - Mm. - Yeah. 1299 01:34:32,038 --> 01:34:34,903 ♪ Well, it came down to Earth ♪ 1300 01:34:35,039 --> 01:34:37,372 ♪ And it hid in a tree ♪ 1301 01:34:39,278 --> 01:34:42,108 ♪ I said, "Mr. Purple People Eater ♪ 1302 01:34:42,244 --> 01:34:44,214 ♪ Don't eat me" ♪ 1303 01:34:45,451 --> 01:34:48,647 ♪ Well, he looked at me and in a voice so gruff ♪ 1304 01:34:50,388 --> 01:34:53,223 ♪ He said, "I wouldn't eat you ♪ 1305 01:34:54,224 --> 01:34:56,391 ♪ 'Cause you're too tough" ♪ 1306 01:35:03,907 --> 01:35:06,365 ♪ He was a one-eyed, one-horned ♪ 1307 01:35:06,501 --> 01:35:09,872 ♪ Flyin' purple people eater ♪ 1308 01:35:10,008 --> 01:35:12,877 ♪ One-eyed, one-horned ♪ 1309 01:35:13,013 --> 01:35:15,306 ♪ Flyin' purple people eater ♪ 1310 01:35:15,442 --> 01:35:18,377 ♪ One-eyed, one-horned ♪ 1311 01:35:18,513 --> 01:35:22,120 ♪ Flyin' purple people eater ♪ 1312 01:35:25,354 --> 01:35:28,463 Sure looks strange to me. 1313 01:35:43,946 --> 01:35:45,979 He ain't gonna fuck with you. 1314 01:36:26,087 --> 01:36:28,219 Time to wake up the family. 1315 01:36:44,664 --> 01:36:46,975 Here we go. 1316 01:36:47,110 --> 01:36:49,943 Come out, come out, wherever you are. 1317 01:36:58,879 --> 01:37:03,287 ♪ I came down on a lightning bolt ♪ 1318 01:37:03,422 --> 01:37:07,294 ♪ Nine months in my mama's belly ♪ 1319 01:37:07,429 --> 01:37:11,628 ♪ When I was born, the midwife screamed and shout ♪ 1320 01:37:11,764 --> 01:37:15,332 ♪ I had fire and brimstone coming out of my mouth... ♪ 1321 01:37:17,631 --> 01:37:20,671 How exquisitely stupid is that? 1322 01:37:22,745 --> 01:37:24,578 ♪ Na-na-na, na-na-na ♪ 1323 01:37:24,714 --> 01:37:26,405 ♪ Na-na, na-na-na ♪ 1324 01:37:26,540 --> 01:37:28,978 ♪ Na-na-na, na-na-na ♪ 1325 01:37:29,114 --> 01:37:31,249 ♪ Na-na, na-na-na ♪ 1326 01:37:33,421 --> 01:37:37,619 ♪ Exuma was my name when I lived in the stars ♪ 1327 01:37:37,754 --> 01:37:41,854 ♪ Exuma was a planet that once lit Mars ♪ 1328 01:37:41,989 --> 01:37:46,034 ♪ I got the voices of many in my throat ♪ 1329 01:37:46,169 --> 01:37:50,097 ♪ The teeth of a frog and the tail of a goat ♪ 1330 01:37:50,233 --> 01:37:52,034 ♪ I'm Exuma ♪ 1331 01:37:52,170 --> 01:37:54,532 ♪ I'm the obeah man... ♪ 1332 01:37:57,074 --> 01:37:58,944 Hah, hah, hah! 1333 01:37:59,079 --> 01:38:01,308 ♪ Na-na-na, na-na-na... ♪ 1334 01:38:04,647 --> 01:38:06,219 We gonna get you today, motherfucker. 1335 01:38:06,354 --> 01:38:07,846 - ♪ When I've got my ♪ - ♪ Obeah ♪ 1336 01:38:07,982 --> 01:38:09,981 - ♪ Big hat on my head ♪ - ♪ Obeah ♪ 1337 01:38:10,116 --> 01:38:12,554 - ♪ You know that I ♪ - ♪ Obeah ♪ 1338 01:38:12,690 --> 01:38:14,490 - ♪ Can raise the dead ♪ - ♪ Obeah ♪ 1339 01:38:14,626 --> 01:38:18,557 ♪ And when I got my stick in my hand ♪ 1340 01:38:18,692 --> 01:38:21,133 ♪ You know that I am... ♪ 1341 01:38:21,269 --> 01:38:23,297 Where is the feed for Holst's camera? 1342 01:38:23,432 --> 01:38:24,804 Over. 1343 01:38:24,940 --> 01:38:26,503 Couldn't figure it out. Over. 1344 01:38:26,638 --> 01:38:28,507 What you mean, you couldn't figure it out? 1345 01:38:28,642 --> 01:38:30,210 Over. 1346 01:38:30,345 --> 01:38:33,709 Um, Holst is shooting on a film camera, 1347 01:38:33,845 --> 01:38:36,350 and all of our cameras are digital, so it's a whole thing. 1348 01:38:36,485 --> 01:38:37,910 Over. 1349 01:38:38,045 --> 01:38:41,020 Basically, you forgot about it. Over. 1350 01:38:41,155 --> 01:38:42,884 Yeah, well, I had my hands full 1351 01:38:43,020 --> 01:38:45,037 rigging 50 fucking sky dancers to dead people's car batteries 1352 01:38:45,061 --> 01:38:46,267 all connected to one control panel. 1353 01:38:46,291 --> 01:38:48,154 So, yeah, fucking over. Sorry. 1354 01:38:48,289 --> 01:38:49,331 I'm scared. 1355 01:38:49,466 --> 01:38:51,258 Man down. 1356 01:38:51,393 --> 01:38:53,395 Man down? What? Where? 1357 01:38:53,531 --> 01:38:56,166 Last dancer, deep in the gulch. 1358 01:38:56,301 --> 01:38:58,835 Stay on it, Em. I'm staying up. 1359 01:39:01,303 --> 01:39:02,978 Motherfucker. 1360 01:39:11,754 --> 01:39:13,521 Oh, wait, wait. 1361 01:39:13,656 --> 01:39:15,282 Oh, it's back up. 1362 01:39:15,418 --> 01:39:17,421 Could be a faulty battery. 1363 01:39:18,820 --> 01:39:21,529 All right. Shot's up, then. 1364 01:39:23,864 --> 01:39:25,726 Nah, he's poking. 1365 01:39:35,239 --> 01:39:37,102 Who's this asshole? 1366 01:39:38,071 --> 01:39:40,946 Man in black on a white motorcycle. 1367 01:39:41,082 --> 01:39:43,843 No, no, no, no, no, no. Shit. 1368 01:39:47,590 --> 01:39:49,453 Can I help you? 1369 01:39:57,527 --> 01:39:59,892 You see that cloud? 1370 01:40:01,100 --> 01:40:03,632 Hey, man, who you with? 1371 01:40:04,698 --> 01:40:06,232 Oh, I'm sorry. 1372 01:40:06,367 --> 01:40:07,737 Who are you? 1373 01:40:07,873 --> 01:40:09,901 Nobody. 1374 01:40:10,037 --> 01:40:12,904 You don't look like a nobody to me. 1375 01:40:13,039 --> 01:40:14,814 Yeah, look, w-we doing a camera test 1376 01:40:14,950 --> 01:40:16,282 for a Verizon commercial, 1377 01:40:16,417 --> 01:40:18,019 so now I'm-a need you to clear the road. 1378 01:40:18,155 --> 01:40:20,015 This whole valley comes up as blurry 1379 01:40:20,150 --> 01:40:21,913 on Google Maps. 1380 01:40:22,048 --> 01:40:24,257 You're really tucked away back here. 1381 01:40:25,485 --> 01:40:26,919 Jupiter's Claim? 1382 01:40:28,121 --> 01:40:29,762 Quicker if you go the other way around. 1383 01:40:29,898 --> 01:40:31,631 Yeah. 1384 01:40:31,766 --> 01:40:34,027 Actually, 1385 01:40:34,162 --> 01:40:37,434 what did happen with Jupe Park and all those people? 1386 01:40:37,570 --> 01:40:39,266 He was basically your neighbor, right? 1387 01:40:39,402 --> 01:40:40,868 So, what, they vanished? 1388 01:40:41,003 --> 01:40:43,170 You don't believe the flood narrative, do you? 1389 01:40:43,305 --> 01:40:44,644 Fuck, guys. 1390 01:40:44,779 --> 01:40:46,246 It's TMZ. 1391 01:40:47,243 --> 01:40:48,446 Oh, fuck me. 1392 01:40:49,850 --> 01:40:53,978 Uh, hey, guys. Uh, Jean Jacket is definitely in those clouds, 1393 01:40:54,113 --> 01:40:56,852 and he's definitely coming this way. 1394 01:40:56,988 --> 01:40:59,224 What's the matter? Don't you want to be on TV? 1395 01:40:59,360 --> 01:41:01,019 Man, I'm trying to tell you. 1396 01:41:02,031 --> 01:41:03,554 You don't want to go that way. 1397 01:41:03,689 --> 01:41:05,358 Fuck it. 1398 01:41:05,493 --> 01:41:07,663 Your loss, nobody. 1399 01:41:17,674 --> 01:41:19,747 We still rolling? Over. 1400 01:41:19,882 --> 01:41:22,007 Goddamn right we are. 1401 01:41:28,056 --> 01:41:30,824 Fellas, here it comes. Over. 1402 01:41:30,959 --> 01:41:32,554 Pop quiz, guys. 1403 01:41:32,690 --> 01:41:35,087 What happens when an electric bike 1404 01:41:35,222 --> 01:41:38,261 going 60 miles per hour hits an anti-electric field 1405 01:41:38,396 --> 01:41:40,300 going in the opposite direction? 1406 01:41:50,008 --> 01:41:51,545 Shit. 1407 01:41:51,680 --> 01:41:53,005 Fuck. 1408 01:41:53,140 --> 01:41:54,739 Shit. We're all gonna go to jail. 1409 01:41:58,354 --> 01:42:01,513 Oh, fuck. There's no way that that guy's alive. 1410 01:42:04,158 --> 01:42:05,985 Ah, shit. 1411 01:42:08,358 --> 01:42:09,929 Goddamn. 1412 01:42:10,065 --> 01:42:11,593 I told his ass not to go. 1413 01:42:11,729 --> 01:42:13,894 I told him not to go. 1414 01:42:16,062 --> 01:42:18,932 Uh, hey, OJ, what's... 1415 01:42:19,068 --> 01:42:21,369 Wh-Where the fuck are you going? 1416 01:42:21,504 --> 01:42:23,508 The fuck is he doing? 1417 01:42:25,343 --> 01:42:26,905 I'm going dark. Over. 1418 01:42:27,040 --> 01:42:29,811 Okay. No, OJ, no. No! 1419 01:42:29,947 --> 01:42:32,748 No self-respecting... 1420 01:42:50,372 --> 01:42:52,067 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1421 01:42:52,202 --> 01:42:54,111 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. - Easy, easy, easy. - 1422 01:42:54,135 --> 01:42:56,070 Did you get that on camera? 1423 01:42:56,206 --> 01:42:58,809 - Look at me. Look at me. - Look at me. -What happened? 1424 01:42:58,945 --> 01:43:00,865 Listen, listen, we-we got to get you out of here. 1425 01:43:01,613 --> 01:43:03,480 - Eyes on me. - Where's my camera? 1426 01:43:03,616 --> 01:43:05,477 - Hey! Hey! - I need my camera. 1427 01:43:05,613 --> 01:43:07,486 Do you see it? 1428 01:43:11,992 --> 01:43:13,586 Okay. Angel? 1429 01:43:13,722 --> 01:43:15,257 - What? - Angel, come on. 1430 01:43:15,392 --> 01:43:17,532 We got to reload. 1431 01:43:17,667 --> 01:43:19,267 Shit. 1432 01:43:28,406 --> 01:43:29,810 Wait. 1433 01:43:31,310 --> 01:43:32,975 Uh, where's your phone? 1434 01:43:33,111 --> 01:43:35,981 Why aren't you filming this? 1435 01:43:36,117 --> 01:43:37,843 What? 1436 01:43:37,978 --> 01:43:40,145 Angel, what's happening? 1437 01:43:44,690 --> 01:43:47,651 Okay, OJ, if you die trying to save that guy, 1438 01:43:47,787 --> 01:43:49,887 I'll kill you. 1439 01:43:50,023 --> 01:43:52,061 No. No, no, please. 1440 01:43:52,196 --> 01:43:54,006 Please, no. No. -We're gonna get you out. Shut your eye. 1441 01:43:54,030 --> 01:43:55,994 - Shut your eye. - Not before you take a picture. 1442 01:43:56,129 --> 01:43:57,965 T-Take a picture first! 1443 01:43:59,866 --> 01:44:01,401 Uh, camera reloads. 1444 01:44:04,005 --> 01:44:05,146 You can use my camera. 1445 01:44:05,282 --> 01:44:06,522 No, no. There's not enough time. 1446 01:44:09,285 --> 01:44:11,484 It's here. 1447 01:44:16,818 --> 01:44:18,684 Be Scorpion King. 1448 01:44:18,820 --> 01:44:20,421 Make a name for yourself. 1449 01:44:22,558 --> 01:44:23,658 What is that? 1450 01:44:23,794 --> 01:44:26,860 My bad, man. Hey. 1451 01:44:26,996 --> 01:44:29,168 Oh, my God. 1452 01:44:29,303 --> 01:44:31,437 My camera! I need my camera! 1453 01:44:31,573 --> 01:44:33,532 Oh, my God! Fuck! 1454 01:44:38,976 --> 01:44:40,256 Give me the lid. Give me the lid. 1455 01:44:40,373 --> 01:44:42,740 Come on. All right. 1456 01:44:42,875 --> 01:44:45,853 Oh, God! 1457 01:44:45,989 --> 01:44:47,348 Oh, fuck! 1458 01:44:47,483 --> 01:44:48,583 Shit! Fuck! 1459 01:44:48,718 --> 01:44:50,787 Hey, hey! Is everybody okay? 1460 01:44:50,922 --> 01:44:52,794 For the love of fuck, talk to me, please! 1461 01:44:52,929 --> 01:44:54,795 OJ. 1462 01:45:05,599 --> 01:45:07,266 OJ. OJ! 1463 01:45:07,402 --> 01:45:09,708 You stupid-ass motherfucker, you better answer me. 1464 01:45:09,843 --> 01:45:11,208 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, 1465 01:45:11,343 --> 01:45:12,408 whoa, whoa, whoa. 1466 01:45:12,544 --> 01:45:13,909 Are you okay?! 1467 01:45:14,044 --> 01:45:17,049 Are you good? Over. 1468 01:45:24,050 --> 01:45:26,990 Oh, God! Oh, God! 1469 01:45:27,126 --> 01:45:29,921 Oh, God! 1470 01:45:30,057 --> 01:45:31,962 Oh, God. 1471 01:45:32,098 --> 01:45:34,334 Oh, God! 1472 01:45:54,790 --> 01:45:57,585 Holy shit, I-I think it's taking the dancers. 1473 01:45:57,720 --> 01:45:59,658 Are you getting this? 1474 01:46:07,733 --> 01:46:09,833 Guys, OJ's hooded up. 1475 01:46:09,968 --> 01:46:12,104 He's doing the run. OJ's doing the run! 1476 01:46:12,239 --> 01:46:13,940 Oh, God. 1477 01:46:14,075 --> 01:46:15,802 Hey, it's gone. 1478 01:46:15,938 --> 01:46:17,478 I can't see it anymore, guys. 1479 01:46:53,444 --> 01:46:55,142 Get it. Get it! 1480 01:47:09,789 --> 01:47:11,359 No. 1481 01:47:11,494 --> 01:47:13,061 Fuck. 1482 01:47:27,147 --> 01:47:28,747 Go! Go! 1483 01:47:32,150 --> 01:47:34,416 Lucky, go. Go, go, go, go, go! 1484 01:47:47,333 --> 01:47:50,401 Holy shit! 1485 01:47:50,537 --> 01:47:53,204 Yeah! 1486 01:47:53,339 --> 01:47:55,035 Let's go! 1487 01:47:55,170 --> 01:47:57,138 Yeah, he didn't like that, did he? 1488 01:47:57,273 --> 01:47:59,303 OJ, you're a motherfucking genius. 1489 01:47:59,439 --> 01:48:01,707 We got it. We got it. 1490 01:48:01,842 --> 01:48:03,107 It's over. 1491 01:48:03,242 --> 01:48:04,651 It's over. We got it, y'all! 1492 01:48:04,786 --> 01:48:06,747 The feed started going in and out when... 1493 01:48:06,882 --> 01:48:08,314 when that guy got got. 1494 01:48:08,449 --> 01:48:10,716 But we should be covered with the film camera. 1495 01:48:10,852 --> 01:48:12,560 Right, Holst? 1496 01:48:21,565 --> 01:48:23,230 The light. 1497 01:48:26,406 --> 01:48:28,136 The light, it's... 1498 01:48:29,938 --> 01:48:32,309 gonna be magic soon. 1499 01:48:37,979 --> 01:48:39,785 What you mean, Ant? 1500 01:48:45,991 --> 01:48:47,595 Whoa, no, no. Wh-Where you going? 1501 01:48:50,290 --> 01:48:52,325 It's gonna be all right, Angel. 1502 01:48:53,292 --> 01:48:55,460 We don't deserve the impossible. 1503 01:49:02,609 --> 01:49:04,171 Uh, hey, guys. 1504 01:49:04,307 --> 01:49:07,176 Holst just said some creepy, cryptic shit. 1505 01:49:07,311 --> 01:49:09,444 Took his camera. He's heading up the mountain. 1506 01:49:09,579 --> 01:49:11,245 Over. 1507 01:49:13,122 --> 01:49:14,950 Hey, Holst. 1508 01:49:15,085 --> 01:49:17,048 Holst. Wait. Hold on, man. 1509 01:49:17,184 --> 01:49:19,055 Talk to me. What happened? 1510 01:49:19,190 --> 01:49:21,123 Did you get the shot or didn't you? Over. 1511 01:49:24,166 --> 01:49:25,699 This nigga. 1512 01:49:26,696 --> 01:49:28,664 Fuck. 1513 01:49:28,799 --> 01:49:30,796 This is crazy, right? 1514 01:49:46,952 --> 01:49:49,052 Come on, come on, come on. 1515 01:49:50,554 --> 01:49:52,384 Fuck. 1516 01:50:15,845 --> 01:50:17,117 No, man. 1517 01:50:20,255 --> 01:50:21,682 The fuck? 1518 01:50:26,989 --> 01:50:28,520 Holst. 1519 01:50:55,257 --> 01:50:56,652 Oh, shit. 1520 01:51:11,471 --> 01:51:13,367 Fuck! 1521 01:51:27,048 --> 01:51:28,450 Oh. 1522 01:51:28,586 --> 01:51:30,023 Oh, God. 1523 01:51:30,159 --> 01:51:31,825 No. 1524 01:51:32,789 --> 01:51:34,919 Oh, shit. 1525 01:51:35,054 --> 01:51:36,359 Fuck. 1526 01:51:37,762 --> 01:51:40,165 What? 1527 01:51:52,280 --> 01:51:53,642 Ow! 1528 01:51:55,283 --> 01:51:56,283 Fuck. 1529 01:52:00,981 --> 01:52:02,321 Okay. 1530 01:52:02,457 --> 01:52:04,618 Fuck! 1531 01:52:10,762 --> 01:52:12,497 Oh, shit! 1532 01:52:15,495 --> 01:52:17,468 Oh, no! 1533 01:52:32,015 --> 01:52:33,511 Don't look. Don't look. 1534 01:52:33,647 --> 01:52:36,818 Don't look. Don't look. Don't look. 1535 01:52:36,954 --> 01:52:38,824 Don't look. Don't look. 1536 01:52:38,960 --> 01:52:40,824 Don't look. Don't look. Don't look. 1537 01:52:56,205 --> 01:52:58,036 Get the bike! 1538 01:52:58,171 --> 01:52:59,741 Get out of here! 1539 01:53:11,151 --> 01:53:12,920 Oh, my God. 1540 01:53:13,055 --> 01:53:15,357 You're dead! Dead! 1541 01:53:19,428 --> 01:53:21,466 Shit, shit, shit, shit. Look down. 1542 01:53:50,697 --> 01:53:52,093 Hey. 1543 01:53:52,229 --> 01:53:55,562 Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1544 01:54:07,206 --> 01:54:08,916 Come on. 1545 01:54:13,718 --> 01:54:15,285 No. 1546 01:54:33,169 --> 01:54:35,833 Oh, fuck. Fuck. Fuck. 1547 01:55:10,942 --> 01:55:12,709 No! 1548 01:55:17,519 --> 01:55:19,915 Just leave, OJ. 1549 01:55:20,051 --> 01:55:21,846 Forget it! Come on! 1550 01:55:23,491 --> 01:55:24,717 Come on! 1551 01:56:43,736 --> 01:56:45,765 Come on! 1552 01:58:39,683 --> 01:58:41,980 It's gonna fuck you up. 1553 01:58:43,056 --> 01:58:44,917 It's gonna fuck you up. 1554 01:59:19,958 --> 01:59:21,553 Come on. 1555 01:59:21,689 --> 01:59:23,857 Come on, come on! 1556 01:59:29,529 --> 01:59:30,963 What the... 1557 01:59:56,759 --> 01:59:59,792 Come on. Come on! 1558 01:59:59,928 --> 02:00:01,701 I'm gonna get you, you motherfucker. 1559 02:00:20,752 --> 02:00:22,672 I'm-a take you to Oprah. I'm-a take you to Oprah. 1560 02:00:22,748 --> 02:00:24,889 Let's go to Oprah. 1561 02:01:32,156 --> 02:01:33,360 Yes! 1562 02:01:34,389 --> 02:01:36,086 Yes! 1563 02:01:36,222 --> 02:01:38,961 Nobody fucks with Haywood, bitch! 1564 02:01:39,097 --> 02:01:40,723 Nobody! 1565 02:01:40,859 --> 02:01:42,429 You hear me?! 1566 02:01:54,177 --> 02:01:57,108 Cowboys and cowgirls, 1567 02:01:57,244 --> 02:01:59,144 it's time to ride off into the sunset. 1568 02:01:59,279 --> 02:02:02,119 That's right. Happy trails. 1569 02:02:02,254 --> 02:02:03,787 It's closing time. 1570 02:02:03,922 --> 02:02:06,760 You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. 1571 02:02:06,895 --> 02:02:08,325 Come back again. 1572 02:02:08,461 --> 02:02:11,497 Until then, we wish you well. 1573 02:02:11,632 --> 02:02:15,225 Hasta la vista. Adios. 1574 02:02:15,361 --> 02:02:17,466 Yeah, get a shot of her. Zoom in. 1575 02:02:29,074 --> 02:02:30,613 We're ready. 1576 02:02:30,749 --> 02:02:32,118 We're set up, ready to go. 1577 02:02:36,590 --> 02:02:38,316 Folks, this is Wally Pachenko 1578 02:02:38,451 --> 02:02:40,291 reporting live from Agua Dulce 1579 02:02:40,426 --> 02:02:42,589 just outside of Jupiter's Claim, 1580 02:02:42,724 --> 02:02:44,961 where just seconds ago 1581 02:02:45,097 --> 02:02:47,963 an inexplicable occurrence, uh, just in the distance... 1582 02:02:48,098 --> 02:02:50,636 You can probably hear th-the shock in my voice. 1583 02:02:50,771 --> 02:02:53,537 There are still some fragments, uh, floating in the air 1584 02:02:53,673 --> 02:02:57,774 where some-some unidentified object 1585 02:02:57,909 --> 02:03:00,109 just drifted off into space and exploded. 1586 02:03:00,244 --> 02:03:02,714 Uh, you can see some fragments still falling from the sky. 1587 02:03:02,849 --> 02:03:04,841 Uh, we will have some amazing... 107955