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Welcome. Most of you know me as
Acting Vice Principal Tucker,
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but today...
I am your guide to the future...
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the future... the future.
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Okay, so you didn't take
my note on the echo.
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Mitchell, I can't take another
negative voice in my head.
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I'm already freaking out
about Principal Brown.
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I kind of have a bully at school.
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You gonna eat all that?
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I-I guess not.
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Okay.
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Saw your plans for the seminar tomorrow.
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Oh, you like it?
Y-You know, I think the kids
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will really benefit from
hearing from four graduates
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that have taken such different paths.
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I've got traditional college,
gap year...
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Wrong!
We're pushing one path here... college.
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Well, yeah,
but college isn't necessarily
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the right path for every...
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Tucker, are you familiar
with the term "Golden Apple"?
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I am. I'm a little surprised
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it's made its way into
the straight vernacular.
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It's still illegal in Alabama.
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No, no, no, Golden Apple status
is awarded to schools
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that reach a minimum of
60% college acceptance.
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If we dip below that,
I'm back to teaching night school.
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If you think the lunch ladies are mean,
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you should meet the dinner ladies.
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Yeah,
but what about the students that...
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Play ball, Acting Vice Principal Tucker,
and you might just find yourself...
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Vice principal?
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Mm-hmm.
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I just don't know if
I can preach something
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that I don't believe.
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- Ha! Play ball.
- Seems like a thing
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no one was saying, and now everyone is.
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You know what I'm doing right now?
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I'm making 100 cupcakes
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because the D.A. lost his
caterer for his kid's party
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and asked if I could help out.
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But if it puts me, uh,
higher up on his radar,
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then so be it.
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I'm just saying sometimes
you need to compromise
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to... to get ahead.
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Maybe it's our time now.
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Ooh, I like that.
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Hey, world, there's a new
power couple on the horizon.
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Yeah.
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Cam and Mitch.
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Citch... No, that sounds weird.
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Mam...
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We'll find it.
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Hey, Dad,
our video conference is about to start.
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Can we make it fast?
I have that sales meeting offsite.
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Hence the power threads
and box of cigars.
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Whoa! Dad, it's 10:00 in the morning.
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- Mm.
- Ohh!
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I don't swallow it.
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He smells it on my breath,
he lets his guard down.
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In 20 minutes, I'm taking him
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in a way that would make
a prison guard blush.
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It's the way gentlemen do business.
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Well, I am sorry to ruin your Glengarry,
Glenlivet fun,
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but that meeting got canceled.
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What? I was looking forward to it.
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Nick took care of it
by Skype this morning.
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Log on. Our meeting's about to start.
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Okay, let's begin.
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So, Nick, where are we
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with the interactive closet
with the voice prompts?
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Here's a demo.
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Went with a Christopher
Walken soundalike voice.
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Forecast is... chilly.
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Put... on some pants.
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I think we all fell in love
with the idea of calling it
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a Walken closet,
but this just isn't working.
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Hey, Claire, I don't see your
dad on the video conference.
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Damn it!
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My computer's busted again.
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Or your caps lock is on.
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Can't we have this meeting
in the conference room?
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You know,
where we all sit around a table,
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there's a nice breakfast spread?
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I am tired of having to keep
cream cheese in my desk.
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Dad, you know why we do it this way.
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We have people working here.
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We've got people working from home.
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We've got people working
all over the world.
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Tiffany is in Berlin at KlausetSchvarg.
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They still have that conference?
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I thought they shut that down
in the '80s
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after we used that sweater hutch
to smuggle that dissident out
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during East KlausetSchvarg.
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You're good. Just talk into the camera.
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Hoo! Sorry about that.
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All right.
How about an update on our 3-D printing?
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I think everybody knows Eduardo.
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Jay, have you two met?
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I can't see the camera!
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Dad, you're, uh...
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you're kind of smushed up against it.
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You might want to just
step back a skosh.
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Using a 3-D printer to
manufacture our closets
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will triple revenue.
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I can't hear you!
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Volume up, Dad.
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In our first year alone...
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What the hell?!
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Dad, "undo." Just...
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I know! I know!
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Double-click.
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♪ Happy birrrthday ♪
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♪ Mr. Closet... ♪
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No! No!
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Have your stupid meeting!
I'm outta here!
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Margaret,
I'm going to the park across the street.
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I need a walk!
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Aah!
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Thank you so much for
helping out with Joe.
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You don't think it's too flashy?
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What are you talking about?
You're taking a magic class.
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You want to show them you're serious.
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It's abracadabra, not abraca-drab-ra.
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Look at that!
An open casting call.
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Excuse me, what is this for?
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We are looking for real
families to be the new faces
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of the Glen Valley Mall.
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You guys are adorable. Want to sign up?
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Oh, we're not a-a real...
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Oh, we would love to!
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What a cool and a
spontaneous thing to do!
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I saw that poster last week.
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It kind of reminded
me of a long time ago
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when I used to do a little modeling.
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I guess I miss it.
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I tricked Phil into going to the mall
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because I knew that Jay
wouldn't do it with me.
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Oh, come on, guys.
This is gonna be so much fun.
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I don't know. This kid in my class
did a cough syrup commercial.
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Now he's always going
to the teachers' lounge
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to call his manager.
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He's the worst.
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And I teach a real-estate class at 5:00.
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I have to show up early to limber up.
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Um...
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I think that this could help
a lot with Joe's self-esteem.
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He's had a rough week.
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You know how they treat
kids that are into magic.
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Oh, you tell him when he gets to
high school, that all changes.
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I don't like lying to him.
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Look, this isn't really my thing,
and I'm...
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I'm feeling a little under the weather.
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Don't... Don't I look a little pale?
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- We will do it!
- Great.
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Our P.A. will set you up with
wardrobe for some test shots.
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Hey, team. Can I get you anything?
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Uh, coffee? Water? Still or sparkling?
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Ooh, I-I'd take a sparkling.
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Talent wants sparkling.
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Did you hear that, Phil?
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They call us talent!
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Let's not get carried away.
We're still reg...
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I said sparkling.
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Well, looks like you're gonna get
a pretty solid turnout, Tucker.
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Now close the deal.
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Hey, what is, uh, "whanex"?
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It's the way the kids say "What's next?"
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You know, if you want to reach them,
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you have to learn to
speak their language.
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Massive screw-up at the print shop.
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I-I have no idea how it happened!
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Yeah, that's right.
The banner should read...
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whanex. Okay.
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Yeah, whanex. Uh-huh.
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Welcome, students,
to the first annual "whanex" seminar.
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Let's, uh, just jump right
into it and meet our panelists.
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We have two bright,
young people who chose the college path
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and two wayward souls
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whose mistakes we can
only hope to learn from.
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'Sup, Dolphins?
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Nick, I'm so sorry
about my dad this morning.
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- Hi.
- Please forget it.
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- We've got a bigger problem.
- Hmm?
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We have to find a new voice for
the virtual closet assistant.
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We're thinking... female.
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Yeah, I was wondering about that myself.
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Hold on a second.
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Claire has a great voice...
commanding but alluring.
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Oh, come on. I don't know about...
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...alluring.
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You're right.
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You're right. I can totally hear it.
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Guys, guys...
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...you're embarrassing me.
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Where have you been hiding this?
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Within half an hour,
I had recorded all the voice prompts
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for the new smart-closet,
and they installed it
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in the prototype right in the office.
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Everyone seemed really happy,
but I don't get it.
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I mean...
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...a voice is just a voice.
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Oh, good. Dad, you're back.
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Please step into our new
smart-closet prototype.
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So you can yell at me for bailing
on the meeting this morning?
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Just... You'll see.
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Oh.
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May I help choose an outfit for you?
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'Cause I'm some old fossil
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that still puts on a suit to go to work?
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Let's start over.
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Why don't we?!
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What level of comfort
are you looking for?
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Same thing I've had for
the last 40 years...
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a workplace where you
interact with actual people
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every once in a while,
like we're doing right now.
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I used to love sales calls.
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Now we don't even do them anymore.
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I mean, put yourself in my shoes.
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Dress or casual?
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Why do you sound like Lauren Bacall?!
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I don't understand.
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Right, because now, like everything,
my references are old and out of step.
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Why are you yelling?
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If you don't get it by now,
you're never gonna get it!
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Well, somebody's panties are in a bunch.
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May I offer you a different pair?
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That's just weird.
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Ooh! Very good.
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I had an hour to make 100 cupcakes
for my boss's son's party,
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but it was all gonna be worth it.
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He was gonna be so grateful,
the next big promotion would be mine.
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You ungrateful monster!
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Two sisters, two paths.
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Graduation...
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procreation.
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The world on a string...
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a baby and no ring.
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Uh, you...
you said you were happy for me.
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You said a baby would
bring me limitless joy.
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And a limited bank account.
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Now, Manny, no one can doubt the
real-world value of an art degree,
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but talk a little bit about
the exciting social scene.
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It's funny you ask...
I went to a wine and cheese mixer
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at the Dean's house the other night.
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He collects instruments
of indigenous people.
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And by the time we killed the
last bit of a chewy Zinfandel,
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our jam sesh started to
sound like a didgeri-don't.
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Thank you.
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Could I please pipe in here?
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Yes, please. Alex.
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I genuinely appreciate the
opportunity to come back here,
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where I had the pleasure of
serving as co-valedictorian,
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to offer a message of hope
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to those oft-marginalized
overachievers out there.
255
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I... see... you.
256
00:09:15,714 --> 00:09:18,541
Well, I can't be the only
one with goose bumps in here.
257
00:09:18,576 --> 00:09:20,383
Oh. Excuse me. Oh.
258
00:09:20,407 --> 00:09:21,852
Yes, let's open it up for questions.
259
00:09:21,887 --> 00:09:23,420
Right here in the front row. Go ahead.
260
00:09:23,456 --> 00:09:24,855
I still don't get "whanex."
261
00:09:24,890 --> 00:09:27,424
It sounds like my grandparents'
long-distance carrier in Oregon.
262
00:09:28,661 --> 00:09:30,027
Okay, okay. You know what?
I have to take this.
263
00:09:30,062 --> 00:09:31,762
Uh, Luke, Haley, talk a little bit
264
00:09:31,797 --> 00:09:34,731
about how you still live
at home with your parents.
265
00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:37,201
Hey, what's up?
I'm in the middle of my thing.
266
00:09:37,651 --> 00:09:38,535
Flip what I said before.
267
00:09:38,571 --> 00:09:40,070
Start talking up the dummies.
268
00:09:40,105 --> 00:09:41,171
What?
269
00:09:41,207 --> 00:09:42,940
Um, I just got a text from work.
270
00:09:42,975 --> 00:09:45,142
My boss gave that big
case to someone else!
271
00:09:45,177 --> 00:09:48,745
Meanwhile, I'm still on the
hook for these stupid cupcakes!
272
00:09:49,949 --> 00:09:52,149
M-My heart is racing, my...
my hands are numb.
273
00:09:52,184 --> 00:09:55,118
Plus, I-I think I have a
case of airborne diabetes!
274
00:09:55,154 --> 00:09:56,487
Wait. Are you saying I-I should...
275
00:09:56,522 --> 00:09:58,922
Look, if those college
application numbers fall,
276
00:09:58,958 --> 00:10:00,724
Principal Brown, he gets fired.
277
00:10:00,759 --> 00:10:02,993
Guess who's up next. Principal Tucker.
278
00:10:04,230 --> 00:10:06,096
I've never dared dream of such a thing.
279
00:10:06,131 --> 00:10:07,164
More money,
280
00:10:07,199 --> 00:10:08,732
better parking space,
281
00:10:08,767 --> 00:10:10,634
plus you get to pick the prom theme.
282
00:10:10,669 --> 00:10:13,570
I can finally make my
Enchanted Bayou a reality.
283
00:10:13,606 --> 00:10:15,105
Okay, t-talk... talk soon.
284
00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:16,940
What's great about art school
285
00:10:16,976 --> 00:10:19,076
is that a lot of the faculty
work in the industry.
286
00:10:19,111 --> 00:10:22,980
My film studies professor has
led tours at every major studio.
287
00:10:23,015 --> 00:10:24,581
All right, thank you, Manny.
288
00:10:24,617 --> 00:10:26,383
And for those of you still awake,
289
00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:29,553
I think what we've learned
here today is... college,
290
00:10:29,588 --> 00:10:31,255
a dead end.
291
00:10:35,060 --> 00:10:36,193
Okay, up next.
292
00:10:36,228 --> 00:10:38,262
Philip, Gloria, and Joe.
293
00:10:38,297 --> 00:10:39,563
Same setup.
294
00:10:39,598 --> 00:10:41,865
Dad playing catch with his son.
Mom laying out a picnic.
295
00:10:41,901 --> 00:10:43,967
So, just real natural.
Like I'm not even here.
296
00:10:44,003 --> 00:10:45,369
You got it.
297
00:10:48,374 --> 00:10:49,306
Maybe not so sexy.
298
00:10:49,341 --> 00:10:50,207
My bad.
299
00:10:50,242 --> 00:10:51,408
He was talking to Mom.
300
00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:53,577
You can just lay out the
food in a normal way.
301
00:10:53,612 --> 00:10:55,612
Copy that. No divas here.
302
00:10:57,416 --> 00:10:59,383
Her head is doing something weird.
303
00:10:59,418 --> 00:11:00,684
Can we straighten that up?
304
00:11:00,719 --> 00:11:01,985
Hang on, guys.
305
00:11:04,092 --> 00:11:05,489
Why are they whispering?
306
00:11:05,524 --> 00:11:06,957
You think I look too young for you?
307
00:11:06,992 --> 00:11:08,492
Why? Are my crow's feet showing?
308
00:11:08,527 --> 00:11:10,460
I knew makeup was going
too light on the concealer.
309
00:11:10,496 --> 00:11:12,529
Guys, we're just mixing
and matching today,
310
00:11:12,565 --> 00:11:14,865
so we're thinking about
swapping out one of you.
311
00:11:14,900 --> 00:11:16,133
No, we're a team.
312
00:11:16,168 --> 00:11:18,502
You get rid of one of us,
and you lose all of us.
313
00:11:18,537 --> 00:11:19,369
It's the kid.
314
00:11:19,405 --> 00:11:20,404
Okay.
315
00:11:21,907 --> 00:11:23,473
I thought this was
supposed to be for Joe.
316
00:11:23,509 --> 00:11:25,142
Obviously, he's terrible at it,
317
00:11:25,177 --> 00:11:27,945
so how is that gonna help
him with his self-esteem?
318
00:11:27,980 --> 00:11:29,279
Hi, I'm Tyler.
319
00:11:30,447 --> 00:11:31,487
Oh, this is not good.
320
00:11:31,522 --> 00:11:32,516
Tyler, don't get too comfortable.
321
00:11:32,551 --> 00:11:34,718
I think we want to try
something different.
322
00:11:34,753 --> 00:11:36,019
- Hey, Sean, could you step up here?
- Yep.
323
00:11:36,055 --> 00:11:37,020
I'm so sorry, Phil.
324
00:11:37,056 --> 00:11:38,855
No, we want to look at two dads.
325
00:11:39,271 --> 00:11:40,457
I can't play the kid.
326
00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:42,259
Looks like you're out. Here we go.
327
00:11:42,294 --> 00:11:43,293
- Sean, was it?
- Yeah. Hey.
328
00:11:43,329 --> 00:11:44,695
- How are you?
- Good.
329
00:11:44,730 --> 00:11:47,497
Hmm. Not feeling that chemistry.
330
00:11:47,566 --> 00:11:48,799
Maybe we should kiss?
331
00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:50,801
We could just wait for
them to tell us what to do.
332
00:11:50,836 --> 00:11:52,603
Let's try Sean and a mom.
333
00:11:52,638 --> 00:11:53,604
Move, Phil.
334
00:11:53,639 --> 00:11:55,639
No, we meant Lydia.
335
00:11:57,676 --> 00:11:59,943
All right, almost there.
336
00:11:59,979 --> 00:12:01,745
Hey, Joe, hop up here for me.
337
00:12:03,816 --> 00:12:06,483
Yes! That's our family.
338
00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:08,151
The new faces of Glen Valley Mall.
339
00:12:08,187 --> 00:12:10,520
Everyone else can go. Thank you.
340
00:12:11,087 --> 00:12:12,489
Nice working with you guys.
341
00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:15,125
I have an audition across town.
342
00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:16,126
For what?
343
00:12:16,161 --> 00:12:17,461
Do they need grownups?
344
00:12:19,277 --> 00:12:21,756
All right. We heard
from our college-going sheep.
345
00:12:21,757 --> 00:12:25,059
Now, Luke, you wisely took a gap year,
346
00:12:25,094 --> 00:12:28,229
got a job, made mad stacks,
and invested a little, correct?
347
00:12:28,264 --> 00:12:29,196
Totally.
348
00:12:29,232 --> 00:12:31,732
I own 300 microrubels,
349
00:12:31,767 --> 00:12:33,801
a Russian cryptocurrency
I heard about on Facebook,
350
00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:35,436
which currently, you can only use
351
00:12:35,471 --> 00:12:37,738
to buy a Chechen party
drug called Frankenstein.
352
00:12:37,773 --> 00:12:39,273
Okay, Haley, uh...
353
00:12:39,308 --> 00:12:41,542
hot boyfriend, job, baby on the way...
354
00:12:41,577 --> 00:12:44,478
You seem to have it all,
yet you took a very different path
355
00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:45,779
than your older sister, Alex.
356
00:12:45,815 --> 00:12:46,747
I'm younger!
357
00:12:46,782 --> 00:12:47,786
Oh, wow. Okay.
358
00:12:47,884 --> 00:12:50,184
I guess that's why they call studying
"the new smoking."
359
00:12:50,733 --> 00:12:51,673
No one says that.
360
00:12:51,708 --> 00:12:52,520
Can I add...
361
00:12:52,555 --> 00:12:54,183
I'm sure you can,
but it won't help in the real world.
362
00:12:54,290 --> 00:12:56,145
Anyway, thank you all for coming.
363
00:12:56,226 --> 00:12:58,359
Have a good afternoon. Thank you.
364
00:12:58,394 --> 00:12:59,527
Cam, what the hell?
365
00:12:59,562 --> 00:13:00,861
I learned a lot.
366
00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:02,897
Tucker!
367
00:13:02,932 --> 00:13:06,166
I wasn't picking up a lot of Uber fares,
so I came back here early
368
00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:07,668
and I heard the end of
your little presentation.
369
00:13:07,703 --> 00:13:09,103
I know what you're trying to do.
370
00:13:09,138 --> 00:13:11,305
Hey, I just need to talk to him for...
for one second.
371
00:13:11,340 --> 00:13:12,806
Hey, hey. Guess what.
372
00:13:12,842 --> 00:13:15,676
I just dropped off the
cupcakes at my boss's house.
373
00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:18,445
Turns out he...
he didn't give me the case I wanted
374
00:13:18,481 --> 00:13:20,548
because he had an even
better one for me.
375
00:13:20,583 --> 00:13:21,594
Really? T-That's amazing.
376
00:13:21,684 --> 00:13:23,091
And he didn't want me to make cupcakes.
377
00:13:23,152 --> 00:13:24,658
He just wanted me to
recommend a new caterer.
378
00:13:24,687 --> 00:13:28,022
So we had a big laugh about that.
379
00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:29,690
But just goes to show,
380
00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:30,791
don't play games.
381
00:13:30,826 --> 00:13:32,426
Do your job, and you'll be recognized.
382
00:13:32,461 --> 00:13:34,495
- Yeah, but you said...
- No, ah! Forget what I said.
383
00:13:34,530 --> 00:13:36,730
T-There's no one path to success.
384
00:13:36,766 --> 00:13:39,300
I mean, that's what you
should be telling these kids.
385
00:13:39,335 --> 00:13:40,935
Yeah, that's what I was
going to tell these kids...
386
00:13:40,970 --> 00:13:43,671
Damn it, Tucker! I can't hold
my alpha power stance this long.
387
00:13:43,706 --> 00:13:45,773
My calves are starting to cramp.
388
00:13:45,808 --> 00:13:48,709
- Okay, well, first of all...
- No, can it! Okay?
389
00:13:48,744 --> 00:13:50,911
You thought you could bury me
by killing college applications,
390
00:13:50,947 --> 00:13:52,179
didn't you? Hmm?
391
00:13:52,214 --> 00:13:54,348
I will clean out my half
of the desk that I share.
392
00:13:54,383 --> 00:13:56,984
Oh, no, it's... I'm so sorry.
T-This is... This is my fault.
393
00:13:57,019 --> 00:13:58,686
I tried to play ball at work.
394
00:13:58,721 --> 00:14:00,955
There was a lot of unnecessary baking.
395
00:14:00,990 --> 00:14:02,122
D...
396
00:14:02,158 --> 00:14:04,970
The point is,
I-I put these ideas into his head, so...
397
00:14:04,994 --> 00:14:05,860
Oh.
398
00:14:05,910 --> 00:14:07,828
So you're so weak and without conviction
399
00:14:07,863 --> 00:14:09,964
that somebody suggests
some stupid idea to you
400
00:14:09,999 --> 00:14:12,833
and without even thinking,
you just abandon all your values
401
00:14:12,868 --> 00:14:14,868
and fold like a cheap Chinese fan, huh?
402
00:14:14,904 --> 00:14:17,471
Yes, sir. I am a worm.
403
00:14:17,506 --> 00:14:19,607
That is exactly what I'm looking for.
404
00:14:19,642 --> 00:14:20,947
No threat to me at all.
405
00:14:21,410 --> 00:14:23,944
Well, congratulations,
permanent Vice Principal Tucker.
406
00:14:23,980 --> 00:14:24,845
- Really?
- Yes.
407
00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:25,913
Thank you! I love you!
408
00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:26,935
I love you, too.
409
00:14:27,049 --> 00:14:29,383
Now, first order of business...
fix what you did here.
410
00:14:29,418 --> 00:14:31,619
You are gonna give me a Golden Apple.
411
00:14:31,654 --> 00:14:34,154
Hey, hey!
We are in a committed relationship!
412
00:14:34,190 --> 00:14:36,090
No, no, no. It's not the same thing
we saw at Pepper's bachelor party.
413
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,092
- It's not?
- No.
414
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:40,694
After fighting with everybody all day,
415
00:14:40,730 --> 00:14:44,164
I was starting to think maybe...
I was the jerk.
416
00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,433
So I ended up back at the old office,
you know,
417
00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:50,738
trying to figure out what it
was about going to work there
418
00:14:50,773 --> 00:14:52,640
that I loved so much.
419
00:14:55,211 --> 00:14:56,877
Congratulations.
420
00:14:56,912 --> 00:15:00,214
You've been hired at Pritchett's
Closets, Blinds, and Waterbeds.
421
00:15:00,249 --> 00:15:01,548
I'm Jay Pritchett.
422
00:15:01,584 --> 00:15:02,983
Welcome to the team.
423
00:15:03,826 --> 00:15:04,585
You hear that?
424
00:15:04,620 --> 00:15:06,220
They're cheering for you already.
425
00:15:06,255 --> 00:15:09,423
That's something we value here...
teamwork.
426
00:15:09,458 --> 00:15:11,358
And whether you're in sales or shipping
427
00:15:11,394 --> 00:15:13,827
or one of those cute
tomatoes in the steno pool,
428
00:15:13,863 --> 00:15:15,295
you're important,
429
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:17,031
'cause we're family here.
430
00:15:17,066 --> 00:15:20,000
Wait a minute! Who's this new employee?
431
00:15:20,036 --> 00:15:21,268
It's me... Claire, Daddy.
432
00:15:21,303 --> 00:15:23,604
Oh, right! It's Claire!
433
00:15:29,671 --> 00:15:30,937
Nice hands.
434
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:33,789
Reminds me why our softball
team never won a game.
435
00:15:33,883 --> 00:15:36,216
Look who they let out
of the fancy corporate office.
436
00:15:36,252 --> 00:15:38,952
Hey, that wife of yours get
smart and leave you yet?
437
00:15:38,988 --> 00:15:40,854
Eh, actually, she did. It's been rough.
438
00:15:40,890 --> 00:15:42,222
- Oh. I'm so sorry.
- I... We didn't know.
439
00:15:42,258 --> 00:15:44,224
Ah, you mutts, I'm screwing with you!
440
00:15:44,260 --> 00:15:45,259
Where's she going?
441
00:15:48,808 --> 00:15:50,898
I knew my dad was
going through something,
442
00:15:50,933 --> 00:15:52,766
and when I saw his
car at the old office,
443
00:15:52,802 --> 00:15:54,605
I-I stopped by to check on him.
444
00:15:55,137 --> 00:15:56,370
Are you feeling shy, Claire?
445
00:15:56,405 --> 00:15:57,738
Uh...
446
00:15:57,773 --> 00:15:59,206
yeah, I guess I am a little.
447
00:15:59,241 --> 00:16:01,642
- Um...
- How old are you?
448
00:16:01,677 --> 00:16:04,011
You're right. Just come out and say it.
449
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:05,379
Um...
450
00:16:05,414 --> 00:16:08,115
I'm worried that you're
unhappy we sold the company
451
00:16:08,150 --> 00:16:09,516
and you're blaming it on me.
452
00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:11,752
You're making that face
like you have to go potty.
453
00:16:12,435 --> 00:16:14,455
I'm anxious and...
454
00:16:14,490 --> 00:16:15,889
How can you even see my face?
455
00:16:16,506 --> 00:16:18,092
She's my daughter.
456
00:16:18,127 --> 00:16:19,426
She thinks she runs the place.
457
00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:28,302
You said he wouldn't do it.
458
00:16:28,337 --> 00:16:30,070
You're damn right, I did it.
459
00:16:30,106 --> 00:16:31,405
Boss is still the best, huh?
460
00:16:33,943 --> 00:16:36,343
My dad was homesick.
461
00:16:36,378 --> 00:16:38,979
That is one photogenic butt, Jay.
462
00:16:39,015 --> 00:16:40,981
Take it with you.
You can kiss it at home, too.
463
00:16:44,186 --> 00:16:45,552
- Hey, guys. Hi.
- Hey!
464
00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,454
- Hi, Dad.
- Hey, what are you doing here?
465
00:16:47,490 --> 00:16:49,389
I, uh, saw your car.
466
00:16:49,853 --> 00:16:50,701
Look...
467
00:16:50,782 --> 00:16:53,093
I know you've been
frustrated at work lately.
468
00:16:53,129 --> 00:16:54,495
Don't worry about that.
469
00:16:54,530 --> 00:16:55,896
You're doing great, though, huh?
470
00:16:56,412 --> 00:16:57,731
Yeah, I kind of love it.
471
00:16:57,767 --> 00:17:01,068
But it doesn't feel
right if you hate it.
472
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:03,274
Dad, we can bail on the whole thing.
473
00:17:03,306 --> 00:17:04,671
You know what I need to bail on?
474
00:17:05,815 --> 00:17:07,741
Being such a little peach.
475
00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:08,876
- Hmm?
- What?
476
00:17:08,911 --> 00:17:11,211
They bruise easily.
It could be an expression. I don't know.
477
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,447
The point is, when I was here,
I reached out more.
478
00:17:13,482 --> 00:17:15,816
I made videos greeting people.
479
00:17:15,851 --> 00:17:17,184
I built real relationships.
480
00:17:17,219 --> 00:17:19,286
Those three guys...
I knew two of their names.
481
00:17:20,131 --> 00:17:22,689
I think maybe I need to try to
be a little bit more like you
482
00:17:22,725 --> 00:17:25,025
and give this new thing a chance.
483
00:17:25,060 --> 00:17:27,127
You know, they're not so
bad when you get past the...
484
00:17:27,163 --> 00:17:30,197
the hipster beards and
the sweaty handshakes.
485
00:17:30,232 --> 00:17:31,799
Tell me about that printer guy, Eduardo.
486
00:17:31,834 --> 00:17:33,634
What the hell is 3-D printing anyway?
487
00:17:33,669 --> 00:17:35,002
Look at you trying.
488
00:17:35,037 --> 00:17:36,120
Oh, Dad!
489
00:17:36,205 --> 00:17:38,839
Okay, 3-D printing is
when you take three lasers
490
00:17:38,874 --> 00:17:40,340
and you can scan any object you want.
491
00:17:40,376 --> 00:17:41,542
You...
492
00:17:41,577 --> 00:17:43,110
You want to 3-D print your butt,
don't you?
493
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:45,212
We want them to like me, don't we?
494
00:17:45,247 --> 00:17:46,446
Ohh...
495
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,715
Okay, baby, have fun at your play date.
496
00:17:48,751 --> 00:17:50,247
I'll pick you up in two hours.
497
00:17:50,686 --> 00:17:53,453
Can you believe I'm a model now?
498
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:55,255
Crazy world.
499
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:56,123
See you, buddy.
500
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:58,058
- Bye, baby.
- Bye, Mom!
501
00:17:58,871 --> 00:18:00,497
Gosh, I'm so happy for that kid.
502
00:18:00,530 --> 00:18:03,230
Yeah, we keep saying that.
503
00:18:03,265 --> 00:18:05,566
I feel, uh, silly I got so invested
504
00:18:05,601 --> 00:18:08,769
in modeling for some mall
poster no one's ever gonna see.
505
00:18:08,804 --> 00:18:09,970
You want to feel better?
506
00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:11,672
I'll show you something
that is gonna make me
507
00:18:11,707 --> 00:18:14,308
look more pathetic than you do.
508
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,577
I think I said "silly," but, um...
509
00:18:16,612 --> 00:18:17,945
yeah, okay.
510
00:18:21,050 --> 00:18:22,649
That was me 20 years ago.
511
00:18:23,259 --> 00:18:25,185
That's amazing.
512
00:18:25,221 --> 00:18:26,720
But what are you so upset about?
513
00:18:26,755 --> 00:18:28,755
You're just as beautiful
now as you were then.
514
00:18:28,791 --> 00:18:30,858
Aww. I know.
515
00:18:30,893 --> 00:18:32,759
It's just that it was a time in my life
516
00:18:32,795 --> 00:18:35,696
where I was out there hustling,
517
00:18:35,731 --> 00:18:38,265
modeling, driving a taxi,
518
00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:41,235
selling bacon-wrapped hot
dogs outside a nightclub.
519
00:18:42,438 --> 00:18:45,239
Seeing them taking it
down made me feel like
520
00:18:45,274 --> 00:18:48,141
that version of me is gone forever.
521
00:18:48,177 --> 00:18:50,377
So that's why you wanted
to start modeling again.
522
00:18:50,412 --> 00:18:53,847
I just miss being passionate
about something again.
523
00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:56,416
The way that you feel
passionate about real estate.
524
00:18:56,452 --> 00:18:58,986
- Mm.
- You always seem, like, so alive,
525
00:18:59,021 --> 00:19:01,455
making new deals, meeting new people.
526
00:19:01,490 --> 00:19:04,892
Have you ever thought
about becoming a Realtor?
527
00:19:04,927 --> 00:19:07,394
- Who hasn't?
- That's true.
528
00:19:07,429 --> 00:19:10,097
I bought a book one time
to learn how to do it,
529
00:19:10,132 --> 00:19:11,865
but you know how it is.
530
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:15,168
Sometimes in life, you just get stuck.
531
00:19:15,204 --> 00:19:17,170
I think you'd be great at it. Really.
532
00:19:17,206 --> 00:19:18,805
I'd buy anything from you.
533
00:19:18,841 --> 00:19:20,440
I'm thinking about getting
my chompers bleached,
534
00:19:20,476 --> 00:19:21,842
and there's only half of you up there.
535
00:19:21,877 --> 00:19:24,344
- Really?
- Yeah.
536
00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:27,314
It can be scary to
ask yourself what's next.
537
00:19:27,349 --> 00:19:29,917
All the doubts start to creep in.
538
00:19:30,438 --> 00:19:32,953
Are people going to like me?
539
00:19:32,988 --> 00:19:34,254
Ooh, still hot.
540
00:19:34,290 --> 00:19:35,889
Thank you!
541
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:37,925
I throw a tractor tire
around the backyard
542
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:39,059
a couple days a week.
543
00:19:40,296 --> 00:19:42,496
Can I handle the challenge?
544
00:19:45,801 --> 00:19:47,301
Dude.
545
00:19:49,672 --> 00:19:52,172
You can ask these questions forever,
546
00:19:52,207 --> 00:19:54,775
or you can just take the first step.
547
00:19:54,810 --> 00:19:58,111
Here is your five-point
checklist for any open house.
548
00:19:58,147 --> 00:19:59,146
Number one...
549
00:20:01,684 --> 00:20:03,216
Sorry, professor.
550
00:20:07,461 --> 00:20:09,368
Phil, honey. What are you doing here?
551
00:20:09,424 --> 00:20:11,795
Hey. I thought I'd surprise
you and take you out to dinner.
552
00:20:11,826 --> 00:20:12,691
Ooh!
553
00:20:12,743 --> 00:20:15,127
Spontaneous. You know I like that.
554
00:20:15,162 --> 00:20:17,129
Well, um, let me just make sure
everybody's gone.
555
00:20:17,164 --> 00:20:18,330
I'll grab my bag and lock up.
556
00:20:18,365 --> 00:20:19,431
Awesome.
557
00:20:23,003 --> 00:20:25,604
May I help you with your clothes?
558
00:20:25,639 --> 00:20:27,105
Ooh.
559
00:20:27,141 --> 00:20:29,408
I guess we are the only ones here.
560
00:20:29,443 --> 00:20:32,177
Perhaps we'll start with the pants.
561
00:20:32,212 --> 00:20:33,045
Wow.
562
00:20:34,248 --> 00:20:35,881
Normally, you like a little...
563
00:20:35,916 --> 00:20:37,249
slow shirt unbuttoning,
564
00:20:37,284 --> 00:20:41,119
but I guess we...
are cutting to the chase.
565
00:20:42,298 --> 00:20:45,005
Dad, are you still looking for
a place to leave that butt?
566
00:20:45,057 --> 00:20:45,957
It's so gross.
567
00:20:46,063 --> 00:20:48,062
There's nothing better
for office camaraderie
568
00:20:48,117 --> 00:20:49,131
than a practical joke.
569
00:20:49,174 --> 00:20:51,133
It lifts people's spirits.
570
00:20:51,176 --> 00:20:52,134
Mm.
571
00:20:56,225 --> 00:20:57,269
Well played.
572
00:21:01,937 --> 00:21:04,075
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