All language subtitles for Love_Island_S07E02

IAIN STIRLING:
'Previously... on Love Island:

'Five ladies said hello...'
Oh, my God!

'..to a summer
they'll never forget.'

Welcome to Love Island.

'Then five boys
made their entrance.'

'They coupled up...'

Cheers to Love Island 2021.
CHEERING

'..but there was
a big surprise in store.'

VOICE NOTE: 'Hey, boys, how are you?

'I've just arrived and I'd like
to take you all on a date.'

I'm not gonna lie,
I do think I could be in danger.

'Tonight...'

'..one girl's on a mission.'

In 24 hours, you will couple up
with a boy of your choice.

Let the games begin.

I feel like the queen of Love Island
right now.

The boy that I would like
to couple up with is...

'While the Islanders are settling in
to their sanitised sex bubble...

'Yes, this summer
I will be making that a thing.

'..there's been a couple
of deliveries at the villa.

'An attractive
marketing executive from Oxford,

'and a job lot of garden furniture.
Sadly, because the delivery men

'can't enter
the sanitised sex bubble...

'I did warn you.

'..they just dumped it all
on the driveway.'

# Beauty's not my lack
But it feels like that... #

MESSAGE ALERT

I've got a text, you know.
I've got a voice note.

What?
# Killing me slowly... #

"Chloe."
Chloe!

# 'Bout kids who don't know me... #

VOICE NOTE: 'Hey, boys, how are you?

'Chloe here.

'I've just arrived and I'm outside
the front of the villa.'

# Jealousy, jealousy... #
'I'd like to take you all on a date,

'but I'll let you guys decide
who wants to come and join me.'

# Started following me. #

'Hopefully I'll see you soon.'

It's a bit greedy, though,
inviting 'em all!

'So the boys get to choose
whether to go on a date with Chloe

'or stay behind to demonstrate
their absolute loyalty

'to their new partners.

'And if six series of this show
has taught me anything,

'it's that Chloe's got
a long night ahead of her.'

Didn't realise Usain Bolt
was in the building, he was gone!

See ya!

Who wants to go?
I wanna go. 100%, 100%.

Honestly, one of
the easiest decisions of my life.

I was like, "Yes, lads, let's go."

I feel like they're all gonna go.
I think they're all gonna go.

Surely you would,
just out of curiosity.

It's the first night.

Out of curiosity, would you not
wanna go anyway? I would.

If it was the other way round,
I'd go.

Yeah.

OK, let me hold
the board room meeting, you know.

OK, cool, so you all wanna go,
I guess.

100%.

100%?
Yeah. Yeah.

It's early days,
the more the merrier for me, like.

She's got a sexy voice.
LAUGHTER

Oh, God. That voice note, as well,
so bait.

Oh, my God.
HIGH-PITCHED: "Hi, guys."

LAUGHTER

I wanna go
cos I just wanna see Chloe.

Yeah.
It is what it is, innit.

We just gotta tell 'em straight,
to be honest.

Do role-play.
We're the girls, we're the girls.

Yeah, go on.
"Hi, you all right, girls?

"So, basically, Chloe's outside
and she's all alone.

"She's coming in all by herself

"and we just feel like
the best way to welcome her in

"is if all of us just go!"

Yeah!
CHEERING

Do you think it's going down

as well as we all think
it's gonna go down?

So, me and the boys have decided...

Chloe, she's a new girl,
she's all alone outside.

So we're just gonna decide to
welcome her in by all of us going,

and not just choosing
one person to go.

Go have fun!

Oh, wows.

I truly believe, like,
what's meant to be is meant to be.

It's mad, isn't it?

Hi.
All right?

Hello.
Hello. I'm Chloe.

I'm Brad.
Hiya, Brad. Nice to meet you.

Ooh, a little kiss.

Hey. How are you, Chloe?
Oh, good.

How are you doing?
Oh, that's a tight hug as well!

Lovely. What's your name?
Toby. Toby, nice to meet you.

Hi, Aaron.
Aaron, nice to meet you.

Hi, Hugo. Hi, Hugo.
How's it going, you well?

Good, how are you?
Yeah, very well, thank you.

Hi, Jake.
Hi, Jake. You all right?

How are you all?
Fine. Not bad, not bad.

Got a little champagne,
does anyone wanna open it?

Yeah, I'll do that.
You can take that, mate!

You can take that one!

Come on, then,
tell me a bit about you, who...

CORK POPS
Oh, my God!

Yay!

Lovely, Chloe.
Thank you so much.

Oh, it's pink! Yay!

I've got a vision of her,
like, sitting, like...

flicking her hair, and them all
just sitting around her.

Yeah, we're all old meat right now.

We're like the old scabby
reduced meat in the Tesco aisle!

I'll be question master, OK?

Quiz master, yeah.
Oh, yeah, quizmaster.

OK, how old are you?

I'm 24. 26. 24. 22.

What's that? Sorry.
How old are you? 24.

I'm, like, older than most of you.

How old are you?
Guess.

26?
No, I'm 25.

I'm a woman.
Yeah.

You all look really nervous.
Like, relax!

No, where are you from?

I'm from Oxford,
but I live in London.

How are you feeling
about this date?

I'm so glad you all turned up.
LAUGHTER

I thought, like,
you'd all be coupled up and, like,

not wanna leave your girls.

So does that mean you're all,
like, really unfaithful?

We just wanted to welcome you in.
Aww!

We thought you would be nervous.

Oh, a gentlemen. I love that.
So, how was the coupling up?

I went down first.
OK.

The only blonde in there,
that was who I went with.

OK, so, you like blondes, then.
Yeah, I like blondes.

SHE LAUGHS
Came down second.

Two girls stepped forward.
Oh, lovely.

I was like, "That's nice, isn't it?"
But I chose someone who wasn't them.

Oh, my God!
LAUGHTER

You didn't! Did you?!
Why did you do that?

I don't...!
LAUGHTER

Yeah, let's just mix it up.
OK.

Let's dive in.

Is anyone, like,
dead keen on their couple?

No, no. None of us seem to be.
That's the thing. OK, yeah.

It's that early days,
so it's kind of like

you've come at obviously a good
time, it's a good opportunity.

Yeah, 100%.
Has anyone done any snogging?

Oh!
LAUGHTER

DISTANT CHATTING

What are the boys doing?
Oh, gosh.

You don't really know
what's going on, but it's been time!

DISTANT CHATTING

What about yourself?
Yeah?

I like, like, a big gym goer,
I do like tattoos.

I like good teeth, I feel like
a lot of you have got good teeth.

But I like funny. I like
a really dry sense of humour, so...

So, Chloe, have you ever
been on a date with five boys?

No. Have you been on a date
with five girls?

No. But I'm willing
to give it a go at some point!

I'd recommend it.
I'd really recommend it.

So, how do you feel about going in,
now that you've had a date

with five of us,
you're gonna meet the girls?

I feel fine, because you lot
decided to come out here.

I didn't force anyone.

You know, none of you
could have turned up, so...

We'll send two of you to prep talk
and say it's all fine.

I smoothed it all out.
It's all right.

Oh, did you? Did you say,

"Look, we don't want to stay here,
we must go"? No, I didn't say that!

So, like,
out of the five lads so far,

is there anyone
that's caught your eye,

or a few that might
have caught your eye that...?

I mean,
you're all really good looking,

but I'm really, like,
way more into personality.

Like, you're already handsome
and nice to look at,

so I can't complain but, like,

at the moment,
I don't know any of you,

so I can't say, "Oh, yeah,"
do you know what I mean?

It's all, like,
fair game at the moment.

No-one's, like, standing out.

SHE LAUGHS
Covered all bases.

What about you guys?
Who's your number one now?

To be honest,
you're a good-looking girl.

You're an attractive girl.
Thank you.

But everyone's good looking
in their own rights, as well.

Every girl in there is different.
Yeah.

Like, now, it's not a case of,
"Look," I'm going,

"you're good looking, I want you."

You've got to get to know
them more, as well, now.

Initial thought straightaway,
initial reaction would be, yeah,

you're good-looking girl,
and you're my type.

So, shall we go and meet
the rest of the girls?

Do you wanna take me inside?

Yeah, come on, then.
Let's do it.

Guard of honour.
LAUGHTER

Stand in the centre.

Two in front, two behind,
two in the middle.

Yeah.
Oh, my God!

Do you think they're all gonna
come in, like, arm in arm?

Or do you think
it's gonna be a line of boys,

and then someone hugging her arm?

She's probably gonna come in
being carried.

Oh, someone's coming.

Oh, hello!
She's blonde!

Oh, she's blonde.
Bright blonde.

ALL: Hi!

You OK?
Hi, everyone!

I'm good, how are you?
Hi, I'm Chloe. Nice to meet you.

Chloe is stunning.
Literally, she's literally unreal.

Oh... I'm not gonna lie,
I do think I could be in danger.

I'm Toby.
LAUGHTER

Kaz, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.

I love being
the centre of attention.

SHE LAUGHS
Can you not tell?

I've never been a wallflower.

I don't plan
on being a wallflower.

Like, no, I love it.
I love attention.

So, what was the date like, guys?
Anyone? Anyone? No?

It was really fun. We got to get to
know each other a little bit.

I feel like I know
everyone's name now.

LAUGHTER

How did you all find
the coupling up?

Did you all get who you wanted?
The boys have already answered.

I want to know what's going on.
ALL: Oh!

Hang on,
what were their answers first?

What did they say?
All positive, all positive.

They were all like, yeah, they
literally couldn't have been nicer.

To be fair, I got who I wanted.
So, what's your normal type?

Erm, none of my exes look the same,
but I just like funny.

Like, I like quick-witted. Like...

OK, you're not gonna find it
in any of these guys.

LAUGHTER
I tried. I tried.

Do you know what I do like?
I will admit.

Like, a really sexy mouth?

I thought you were gonna say
a moustache then. I was like...

Do you know when you have, like,
really nice teeth and big lips,

but they kind of like curl
at the end? They look a bit nasty.

You know what I mean?
That kind of mouth.

MESSAGE ALERT

I've got a text!

Oh. OK.

READS ALOUD:

Oh, wow.
Ooooh!

Let the games begin.
Shit's getting real.

I feel like
the Queen of Love Island right now.

I know that you can tell
the girls are annoyed, but...

what a shame (!)

IAIN STIRLING: 'Still to come...
Chloe gets grafting.'

Do you wanna take a break
and come and talk over there?

Yeah, go on, then.

'New girl Chloe has just received
an important text.

'On a scale of one to five,

'how satisfied were you
with your delivery?

'And once she's sorted that out,

'she's got 24 hours to choose
which boy to couple up with.'

You two are definitely
getting cuddles tonight.

I was promised cuddles. If I don't
get them, I will be like...

I don't want cuddles.
I'm getting a blonde sandwich.

Toby, you're not gonna
give her a little spoon?

Who knows when the lights go out,
you know?

Oh, yeah!

Big day for you tomorrow,
Chloe, isn't it?

Why?
What do you mean, why?

You're the one picking.

I was gonna say
I like to take things slowly.

I don't think now is the time
to be questioning

the speed of this relationship.

The pressure's on, honey. Uh-uh!

I've been told I'm sleeping
with a pillow barrier tonight.

Use your Brad charm.

Be like, "Whoa, sorry, darling!"

THEY LAUGH

My bladder is just not gonna hold
the whole night.

Ow! Oh, fuck!

You don't snore, do you?
No. I'm more of a sneezer.

Night, everyone.

Night, guys.
Sweet dreams.

Ooh!

'It's morning, and the Islanders are
in for a completely new experience -

'waking up next to a tall stranger
and not sneaking out of the window

'and jumping into an Uber
with your pants in your pocket.'

Morning!

Did you all enjoy your first night
having a little spoon?

I kicked him, apparently.

First whole day.
Come on! Oh, I can't wait.

How are you feeling?
Did you have a nice sleep?

To be honest with you, I've...

Are you the one
that kept getting up?

Because that's really not OK, is it?
Once I'm up, I'm up.

I wanted to go and sit
on the beanbags and watch the birds.

Do you know what I mean?
Are you a bird-watcher?

Yah, yeah, yeah.
Yah, you like the birds.

How did you sleep?
Like a baby.

Did you have a little spoon?

I kept waking up to be like...

I heard you were promised
a spoon, though.

I was shuffling everywhere.
Were you?

Yeah.

Are you sad?
No.

LAUGHTER

How was Aaron sleeping?
Did he nudge you?

Did he snore?
No, he was fine, yeah.

Trying to get to sleep,
all I heard was, "One potato,

"two potato..."

How was your sleep with Aaron?
Was it all right?

I didn't touch him.

I know it sounds really bad,
but I'm not, like...

How are we feeling about today?

Obviously,
Chloe's got to pick someone.

Yeah.
I know it's crunch time, girls.

We've not even
really spoken about it.

I didn't get any bloody cuddles, so
if she picks Toby, it is what it is.

How are you guys feeling
about today?

Be interesting to see
how she handles herself today.

Who?
Chloe.

She was given 24 hours
and that was a while ago.

So she hasn't got long.

I think the riskiest one
is probably Jake.

Because Liberty might get
a bit upset.

We didn't cuddle,
but we toe touched.

LAUGHTER

Do you know what...?

It might have been by accident,
but it was toe touching.

Don't knock a toe touch.

No, I love a toe touch.
Small steps, small steps.

Jake is quite a light sleeper,
so he was like,

"Do you know
we were toe touching in the night?"

I was like, "No." And apparently,
I was snoring. Shock.

The only one who I'm not getting
a really sexual vibe off is, erm...

Oh, what's his name?

Hugo?
The teacher. Diego?

LAUGHTER

Yeah, Hugo.

But then on the date,
I wouldn't have...

Initially, attraction,
he's not my type at all.

'The girls are having a workout.
Big deal.

'I get a lot of dips today
without breaking a sweat.

'Guacamole, sour cream,
Texas barbecue.

'Those Chilli Heatwave Doritos
didn't know what had hit them!'

I am getting a front row seat.
Shall be do some squats?

Yeah.
Are you doing two? Two lots?

Are you doing abs
or are you doing bum?

I'm doing bum.
Bum.

I'll go this side,
so I'll look at you,

but I'm actually looking past you.
Know what I mean?

Shannon's body, man.
Banging, innit?

Mate, it's a joke, innit?
It's a joke, innit?

It's a shame...
Cracking body.

Yeah. Banging bod.

You never know, mate.
You might grow with each other.

You just don't know.
Yeah, like, it's only so early.

Not even a day. You don't know.
You're telling me, I know!

LAUGHTER
I've considered.

He knows.
I've considered.

It's just not a thing.

Me and Shannon,
there's no kind of romance there.

Definitely not, really.

Obviously,
it's early days, but, usually,

I can suss it out
from pretty early on.

Obviously, it's the second day.

I just wanna see
what all the girls are saying.

Oh, I'm a fan of them bikinis.
I like them.

Not too bad, is it?

Oh, them bikinis are unreal,
by the way.

Oh, fuck, Chloe looks fit.

Can you go get changed?
This isn't allowed.

LAUGHTER

Hi, everyone!
Is there room for one more?

Yeah, course there is.
Can I squeeze on?

Come join.
How are you all feeling?

Yeah, good, thank you.
How was your first night?

So lovely!
Yeah?

Did you all enjoy sharing your bed?

No snogging?
Nothing to report.

God, how boring, I thought there
might be some gossip.

I'm in awe.
Right, that's fine.

I'm gonna go get a cute bikini now.
I don't wanna fucking work out.

So, yeah,
how are you feeling about today?

How are YOU feeling about today?
I feel fine. I feel great, yeah.

I mean, just have a little chat,
get to know everyone.

You got pick of the bunch, as well.

I do.
Pick of the bunch!

I win. I really do!
LAUGHTER

Right, guys,
we need to get bikinis on

and we need to be present.

Oh. Oh!
I see what you're doing, girl!

I need to try and suss Chloe out
a bit more.

I've got eyes on her, honey.
I've got eyes all over her,

but, hopefully,
she just doesn't steal my man.

How are you all feeling
about your couples?

I don't think any...
I think all five

are in a situation where,
other than... I don't know if you...

Yeah, I heard you two
having a little snuggle,

but then it never came to fruition.
Yeah.

I don't wanna like...
I don't wanna do something

that'll be like,
"Oh... shouldn't have done that."

What, a little cuddle?
You can have a cuddle!

No, if you give a cuddle,

then people might
get attached, then...

Oh, God. It's like that, is it?

It's everything
that comes with the cuddle.

It's respectful.
Don't wanna rush these things.

I don't think anyone's really 100%.

How comes you're not working out?
Is that not your thing?

Putting the graft in elsewhere?
You lot should be grafting!

We're the ones that are coupled up.

You're coupled up, but you're
all fair game, according to you.

"Yeah, I'm already coupled up!"
SHE LAUGHS

I think you've come in at
the perfect time. It is. Yeah.

Like, no-one is really, like...

Yeah, cos maybe,
if I came at the end of today,

you all might be really matched up.
Nah...

LAUGHTER

Not those vibes?
You were so convinced!

I can feel the girls watching me,
and it is a bit awkward,

but I love flirting.

I love attention, so, actually,
today's going really well.

IAIN STIRLING: 'Now the boys
are having a workout!

'Big deal, I just had a load of
Crunchies, and some mini Mars bars.

'And one of those big Toblerones
you get from the airport.

'I'm actually feeling quite sick.'

Fuck me, I've had enough already.

Do you wanna take a break
and come and talk over there?

Yeah, go on, then.
LAUGHTER

Nah, you're killing me!
That's so funny, that!

LAUGHTER
Fuck me. I've had enough, mate.

You were over here for a couple
of minutes before we came out.

So you come back, you were like,
"Yeah, yeah, ground's too hot."

Come out, he's chatting.
Thought we could have a little chat.

I feel like you're
the chattiest one out of everyone.

Are you nervous about today?
Don't get nervous.

What's there to be nervous about?
Do you what I mean?

No, I'm good. I'm chill.
I'm vibes. I'm tranquil.

I'm zenning. I'm zenning.

How are you feeling about Liberty?

She's a lovely girl.

She's so lovely.
She's just good vibes.

Yeah, we get along really well,
to be honest with you.

Like, she's... Like I said,
you two, blondes, that is my type.

I just see her, she's,
like, almost like me in a girl.

Oh, that's good!
We just bounce off each other,

and we just laugh,
and we could talk to a brick wall,

but it's so early,
do you know what I mean?

I've known her not even a day.
You just go for it, don't you?

Yeah. Have a good time.
Put your finger in all the pies.

Yeah. There's that saying, yeah.
You said it, not me!

Yeah, you've got to get
to know everybody.

You've got to get to know everyone.

GROANING AND GRUNTING

Well, that's a nice view.
Mm...

That's not so much a nice view!
LAUGHTER

He does fancy her, I reckon.
Why? Did he do something?

Yeah, he she loves blondes,
and she's stunning.

Who wouldn't fancy her?
She's amazing.

Honestly, like,
Chloe is a stunning girl.

Like, she's stunning,
she's got a great bod on her,

like, she's beautiful,
she's a nice girl.

Like, who wouldn't like her?

She's a catch,
do you know what I mean?

Do you know what?
I think I like skinny boys now.

I think you've put me off.
SHE LAUGHS

Well, that's a kick in the bollocks,
then, innit?

I'm joking!
I was gonna say!

I'm far from serious,
but so serious at the same time.

Yeah, you are.
You can go a bit deep quite quickly.

Yeah, but I don't take things
to heart, d'you know what I mean?

The chat wasn't... I don't know,

it felt like he kept putting
his cards close to his chest.

He wasn't that flirty,
which surprised me,

cos I thought we might have
a lot of flirty chat,

but it just wasn't there.

I like having just a laugh.
Yeah, me, too.

I wanna find the funniest person.
And then have a good time with them.

Yeah, you're gonna have to.

Still looking.
Oh, fucking hell!

IAIN STIRLING: 'Still to come...'

CHEERING
'..the Islanders get horny.'

Well, that was saucy!
LAUGHTER

'Later tonight, Chloe's coupling up
with one of the boys,

'so she's chatting to them
one by one,

'but she's not doing it
alphabetically -

'Aaron's got two A's
at the start of his name, too!

'Clearly, he should be first!

'You've got to have a system,
young lady!'

I thought you were gonna
sit on my lap.

Let's get really familiar.
Get it over and done with.

Might as well sometimes, innit?
Mm. Why not?

So, what do you think the place?

Yeah, I mean, it's nice
for a holiday, isn't it? Bit of me.

Yeah.
Who are you in a couple with?

I'm with Shannon at the moment.
How's that going for you?

No, I mean, we're not ready suited.
But you picked her. You chose her.

Why do you think you're not suited?

Personality wise, we don't really...

So, you're a model, then?

Well, to be fair,
my main thing is...

My dream is starting a business.
What business?

I'm looking to get doing cosmetics.
Oh, my God! Really? What cosmetics?

I'm really interested in skincare.
Really?!

Yeah, you've got really
good skin, I did think that.

So, I, literally,
when I came out of uni, I decided...

Oh, you went to uni?
Where did you go to uni?

UOB?
What's UOB?

University of Birmingham.
Oh, did you?

Yeah.
Oh, good uni.

Yeah, it was all right.
I did economics.

Did you do economics?!
Yeah.

Aaron... he's so lovely!

Like, got a bit about him.
He's really surprised me.

I thought he was too cool yesterday,
but he's lovely!

And he's smart with his economics,
so, yeah, I was very surprised.

Wow! OK.
I know, my mum wasn't very happy.

Why? She was, like,
dying for the banker son.

It's not for me.
But banker men are awful.

Yeah, but...
Quite pleased you're not a banker.

That's a good sign.
Models don't have

a great reputation though, either.

I don't know!
I mean, I'm open-minded.

I feel like they do!
LAUGHTER

Whenever I say model,
people are kind of like,

"Oh... Is he like that?"

I'm just like, "Oh, bloody hell,"
so I usually don't even say it.

Are you like that?
No, I usually don't even say it.

I usually just say I work in events.
Events.

So, what events do you do, then?
Fashion parties and...

Oh, right, bougie. Very bougie.
Can I come to your event?

I mean, I don't run them.
I just host.

You just turn up?

"Yeah, Chloe, just come in,
just come in."

"I'll slide you in quickly."
I thought it was VIP treatment!

I know! Look, after this,
you never know, right?

But trust me, I won't be
working there, I guarantee it.

Oh, fun.

She's a lovely girl,
but, look, I mean,

we've only spoken a couple of times,
so, yeah, we'll see what happens.

'I've had a stern word with Chloe,

'and she's promised that,
from now on,

'she'll conduct her chats
alphabetically,

'so, next up, it's Brad.
See, thank you!

'Now, we all know what's going on.'

Brad, do you fancy
coming for a little chat?

All right, then.

Sorry, hon.
I know you're in the pool.

Do you wanna step into my office?

HE LAUGHS
I've saved you a seat.

What's happening with you?

Not bad. Nice pool.
What's happening?

Not much. Just having
a little chit-chat to everyone,

see what they're saying.

I feel like you're quite quiet.
Are you nervous?

Not nervous. I'm just chilled.

So, would you say you're not
putting all your eggs in one basket?

You're waiting?

For me, it's seeing
who I can be comfortable round.

The problem for me is everyone
always takes us off face value

and a lot off first impression.
Yeah.

And a lot of people'll say
that I'm quite intimidating

to approach,
or they feel intimidated to talk.

Yeah. For a boy, I think you are,
because you're quite tall, dark,

but then, you've got
really nice eyes and teeth.

It was like, "Oh, wow. OK.
Fair enough."

But I never fancy tall boys.

It's a bad thing for me, though,
because I would say

I've got good conversation,
but I haven't got

what I would class as chat,
like a salesman.

God, you have got a way with words.
You put things quite well.

I could've come up to you,
and if I was, like,

more of a salesman sort of thing,

I would come up and be like,
"Oh, here."

The wheeler dealer!
"You're all right, babe, darling."

What do you do use, "pet"?

Nah, I don't use anything.
I just use you by your name.

Do you know what I mean, like?
That's not very fun, is it?

I like baby, honey, princess.

You'll not be hearing me
call you princess,

that's for fucking sure.

IN THE BEACH HUT: Yeah, I'm a bit...

God, yeah,
my head's a bit scrambled now.

It's just gonna get worse, isn't it?

How are you feeling?
How are you getting on?

Oh, loving it!
You're so pretty,

you're so bronzed and glowy!
It's the first day, hon.

TEXT ALERT, SCREAMS

Oh, my God, guys! I got a text!

She got a text!

READS ALOUD:

SCREAMING
Oh, fucking hell!

SCREAMING
Oh, no!

'It's challenge time,

'and look, aw,
they're all in little red outfits

'with horns and tails, they look
like, what's the phrase?

'That's it, they're actual idiots.'

# I do my hair tall
Check my nails... #

'It's boys versus girls,
and the Islanders

'are all about to hear each other's
sexiest secrets.

'One by one,
they'll approach the lectern,

'pick up a devil's fork,
and read the statement on the back.

This girl says
she orgasms in her sleep.

Oh, my God.

'In their teams, they'll decide
who the secret's really about.'

It's Liberty. Cos she
sneezes in her sleep as well.

'And then one of them will plant
a smacker on that person.'

IN THE BEACH HUT: Toby kissed me.
I thought he'd pick someone else.

But then, at the same time,
I was like, "You'd better not."

So! Yeah, it was a good kiss.
I was happy.

Go on, lad!
Oh, my God.

Who is it, then? Who is it, then?

Liberty!

You horny devil.
ALL: In the ice! In the ice!

IAIN STIRLING: 'The person
the secret was actually about

'then has to pop down the slide
into an ice bath.

'Because, well,
let's not start unpicking this,

'or the whole house of cards'll
come crumbling down.

'If they stay in the bath
for ten seconds,

'they win a point for their team.'

Four, three, two, one...
WHOOPING

Oh, my God, that is freezing!

This girl once got
a sex toy stuck inside her.

LAUGHTER
What you thinking?

Oh, hee-hee!
LAUGHTER

# We're cool for the summer. #

Oh, that was saucy!

IN THE BEACH HUT: The kiss was nice.
Bit, ah...

She don't like tongues,
I don't think.

Chloe!
ALL: In the ice! In the ice!

I'm a horny little devil.

This girl loves to start the day
by sending a tit pic!

WHOOPING:
I don't know where to look!

IN THE BEACH HUT: Someone's lying.

No-one got a picture this morning
when everyone woke up. So...

If you're in a relationship,
you've got to start the day somehow!

This girl's had a threesome
three times.

Sharon, isn't it?
It's got to be Sharon.

It's got to be me!

IN THE BEACH HUT:
Aaron is a really good kisser.

Like... happy with the kiss.

Well, I don't know
if I'm supposed to find out

if I like girls and boys,
if I don't find out myself?

This girl had sex in a bar toilet.

It's you, Shannon! It's you.

LAUGHTER
No! No!

No, it's gone. It's gone.

Shannon, you do me like that, yeah?
Sorry, babe!

Still got a point, yeah?
Shannon, whoo! In the ice now!

IAIN STIRLING: 'Right,
it's the girls' turn to guess

'while the boys take turns

'suffering serious shrinkage
in the ice pool.'

This boy's nana
once walked in on him

in the middle of sex.
Oh, my God.

Oh, that's a good one.

ALL: In the ice! In the ice!

CHEERING

Oh!

This boy has a massive foot fetish!

Apparently you like toes, Jake!

# Gimme that good love, good love
All night

# Don't need your cash
I got my own to spend it... #

IN THE BEACH HUT: Got to do
what a girl's got to do!

Da-da-da! Jake!
CHEERING

ALL: In the ice!

Ooh! I think I lost a bollock!
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

This boy once had sex
in the middle of a road.

Oh, my God. How did that happen?

I reckon it's you.
I thought you'd think about me. Mm!

IN THE BEACH HUT: When he kissed me,
I was like, "He's a good kisser."

So, when the opportunity
came up to do it again,

why would I not?

Hugo!
LAUGHTER

Oh, my nuts.

This boy once had sex in a car park.

There is no shame, man,
there's no shame.

OK... I think it's you. Yeah!

# Day and night
Till darkness and light

# I never worry
When you're by my side... #

IN THE BEACH HUT:
I've known Kaz for 24 hours,

I've snogged her twice,

and I've even sucked her toe
as well!

Toby!

# Out of the embers... #

LAUGHTER

Was that an orgasm?

This boy had sex in his kitchen.

I don't think it's Jake,

cos I don't think he'd be able
to reach the counter!

Stop it! Stray bullet!

So, I'm gonna show you
how it's done!

IN THE BEACH HUT: I'm horny, horny,
horny, horny!

LAUGHTER

ALL: In the ice! Whoo!

Oh. Dirty! This boy once snogged
ten girls in one night.

Oh, come on!
I think it's gonna be Hugo.

# How did that help? #

Hugo!
ALL: In the ice!

SCREAMING

This boy describes his shortest sex
session as "blink and you miss it"!

That's embarrassing.

It's actually a unanimous vote,
Aaron. I think it was you.

LAUGHTER
So sorry.

IN THE BEACH HUT: It was
a nice snog, a bit of tongues,

but it's awkward,
cos you don't know when to pull away

and I didn't want to do too much.

So, yeah, I liked snogging Aaron.
It was nice.

Da-da-da... It was... Brad!
Oh, my God!

LAUGHTER

# How does it feel?

'It's game over,
and the producers decided

'everyone was a winner,
partly because it was a bit of fun,

'mainly cos they lost count
after about five minutes!

'Still to come...'

TEXT ALERT
I got a text!

'It's decision time for Chloe.'

"The time has come for you to choose

"which boy
you want to couple up with."

# Coming over
When they see the bottles... #

IAIN STIRLING: 'The sun is setting,

'and like the old
Spanish saying goes,

'full moon in the sky,
Chloe picks a guy.'

# After all the love has gone
And we're left on our own

# It's OK, cos life keeps going on

# And on and on... #

Jakey boy... Tonight's big, no?

Yeah... I think, I honestly think,
yeah, you're getting picked.

Do you reckon?
Unless, like, it's a curveball.

Did you kiss anyone else
in the challenge?

I can't remember.
I kissed Jake. That was tongue.

Kissed Aaron. That was tongue.

Who was the best kisser?

Uh, Aaron, I would say,
was the best kisser.

How do you even turn this on?

# After all the music stops

# It's cool, cos we got love

# Tell yourself that love... #
If you were me, who would you pick?

Hugo and you would be better.
Yeah, I think so.

But to be fair, Chloe, like,

you've just gotta do
what you wanna do. Yeah.

Well, it's your night tonight,
for sure.

I can't go downstairs
with these armpits.

How you can shave like that?

Boys are terrible at selfies,
ain't they?

Mate, put your hand
the other way round.

Yeah, that's the one!
Yeah!

# There was an emptiness

# I think you met me
At a strange time... #

ALL WHOOP

I won't get over this place
at night-time. I love it.

Awwww! It is wicked.

Whoo! You girls look lovely.
Thanks, darling.

Night two, Horny Devils!

THEY LAUGH AND CHEER

Salut!

Oh, work it, girls!

Get that pout. Go on!

Get a girls one.

Oh, what a pic.
Cheese!

Ready? Three, two, one...
CAMERA CLICKS

Beautiful picture. Best shot.

'Jake should film the whole show.

'This cameraman's rubbish.
He can't even stay in focus.

'Look at that!

'Anyway, back to the matter at hand.
Who's Chloe gonna pick?'

Chloe's come in here, and, really,
if we were her, what would we do?

Yeah.
Yeah.

I do still feel like Brad's
your number one at the moment.

Yeah, because he would be my type.
Yeah, right.

Yeah, true.

So, obviously, like, Chloe's
gonna be stealing a boy tonight,

and I think a couple of the girls
are on edge, obviously,

as to who she might choose.

It's mad, because you know how I'm,
like, so confident and outgoing?

When I start to like a boy,
I get nervous.

Like, he is literally
like the male version of me.

I think youse are vibes.
Like, vibes.

Yeah, vibes.

I think, in terms of Brad,
I think, obviously...

She pulled him for a chat earlier,
didn't she?

So she must think he's good-looking,
to an extent.

I'd be daft to think that she
doesn't think he's good-looking,

cos I think he's good-looking.
You know what I mean?

He is a good-looking lad, yeah.
And it's the same as you with Jake.

You'd be like,
"She thinks he's good-looking,"

cos you think is good-looking.
Yeah.

But obviously,
me and her are quite similar.

Like, we've both got blonde hair,
we've both got fake boobs,

we've both got blue eyes.
Like, it's very, very similar.

I think, right now,
I'm too easy-breezy about it

because right now, I really
couldn't care less what she does.

And that's just kinda me
just being honest.

Like, she can do as she pleases.
It really doesn't...

Right now, it doesn't concern me.

If I thought that me and, like,
Aaron maybe had something,

I'd maybe be like,

"Oh, look, I wanna get
to know him better, blah, blah,"

but I just don't see a spark
with him.

Just chemistry-wise, it's dead.
Yeah.

But it's weird, cos everyone's like,

"Oh, yeah,
Brad's a really nice person.

"He's got really good chat."

I don't get really good chat
from Brad.

Maybe he gets, like, nervous.
Because he's so easy to chat to.

I think maybe he gets nervous
around you.

That means he might like you.

We basically both just get clammy
around each other...

I think that's also a good thing.

So, if she picks you tonight,
what happens?

I've gotta bloody share a bed
with her, haven't I?

I did hear her say at one point
that she was talking about you,

and they're like, "Oh,
he's a very good-looking bloke."

Hola!
Hello. You all right?

We're winners!
What's happening?

Just thought we'd come over
for a chat.

Don't make that so awkward!

What are youse getting from Chloe?
Not very much.

Honestly, I've not got a clue
who she's gonna go for.

No-one has,
but we're trying to, like, pre...

I don't think she's
100% sure herself.

Am I right in saying that she
said to you guys, like, tattoos,

all this stuff?
Tattoos, tan, gym...

Didn't she? Said all that.

Really?

She was like, "Big, muscly guys."
She literally described you.

I think you're a strong contender.
I think you are.

So, who do youse think
she's gonna go for?

I honestly thought...
I was all towards him.

But now,
I haven't got a fuckin' clue.

We don't really know
what's going on.

The girls are confused,
the boys are confused.

She doesn't really seem
like the type to play it safe.

'Don't worry, everybody.
Chloe's worked it out.

'She's an intelligent woman,
she's crunched the numbers,

'and she's come up
with the definitive answer.

'Take it away, Chloe.'

It's between...
Mm-hm. ..a few.

Mm-hm.

I just kinda thing, like,
who I can fancy

and spend a bit of my day with.

Who would you wanna share
a bed with?

Uh, Hugo. No, I'm joking!
I was gonna go, "Erm..."

I don't know.

Also, like, I'm not being funny,
I don't wanna play it safe.

I'm enjoying having the power.

I feel like
it's the best position to be in.

I wanna make
the right decision for me,

because at the end of the day,
I have to spend time with them.

I've picked them,
have to put up with them,

have to share a bed,
so I wanna be sure that,

at least for the next,
you know, bit of time,

that I've made the right decision
for me.

IAIN STIRLING: 'In the villa,
the tension is electric.

'Everyone is looking at Chloe
with one question on their mind...

'What's the highest pitch she can
hit when saying the word "text"?'

TEXT ALERT,
THEY GASP

I've got a text!

Guys!

She got a text.
Oh, shit.

Oh, my God!

It says...

Here we go again.
Here we go!

None of us boys have any idea
what she's gonna do.

None of us girls do either.
Like, no idea.

'It's time for Chloe to decide
which boy she's going to steal.'

I would like to couple up with this
boy because, when I first saw him,

I thought he was
absolutely gorgeous.

Even though we've really not spent
any time together at all,

the time that we did spend
I thought was just so fab.

I think the most important thing
was that you made me feel

really comfortable, which was, like,
my number one thing coming in.

I'm just looking forward
to getting to know you more and more

on a one-on-one basis.

So, the boy that I would like
to couple up with...

# How could you be so heartless? #

..is...

IAIN STIRLING:
'Someone's in for a shock.'

What the fuck?
What?!

Oh, my God!