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This is what you missed last week
on Shameless.
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Well, just watch your screen.
You'll get it.
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Been reading about this Purity Ball.
You can re-dedicate yourself as a virgin.
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Confess your transgressions.
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I'll give you the damn car.
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You have to stand up to him, Kash.
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Put it back. Now.
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- What are you doing?
- It's a fucking Snickers bar.
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Fuck.
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I bought her a house.
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You'll be living with Steve
in the house he bought.
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- Show me the house.
- I like you, Fiona.
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You remember Steve?
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- Yeah, how's it going?
- All I need is your signature...
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...and Monica's,
and the money is all yours.
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- Monica's over at Sheila's.
- Who the hell's Monica?
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- Our mother.
- Oh, my God.
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How about Moni sign whatever the hell
it is you need, we get Liam?
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- Done.
- You don't get to abandon your kids...
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...and then show up
to take your pick of the litter.
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- Roberta and I wanna start a family.
- But you're here now. So I'm done.
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So how long you plan on us staying
here playing house?
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Did you see those kids' faces?
Did you see the way they looked at me?
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I'm not supporting six kids.
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We get the DNA results tomorrow...
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...it'll prove Liam's not Frank's.
- Shh!
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That way if the shit head changes
his mind, he can't take Liam.
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- Keep quiet. They're sleeping.
- We are gonna make a great family.
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I'm gonna take care of you and Liam
like Frank never could.
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- I am going to bed.
- Possession is nine-tenths of the law.
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It's so quiet.
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It's nice, right?
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Yeah.
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It has to be E-6...
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...it's the only spot
left big enough for a carrier.
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- No, it's not.
- You're lying.
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Monica didn't even bother to read
to them or tuck them in.
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She probably forgot
to use Liam's ass cream too.
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- Yes, it is. You're cheating again.
- No, I'm not.
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Carl, go back to your room.
Debbie, go to sleep. School tomorrow.
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- We're almost done.
- You both brush your teeth?
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- Yes.
- Yeah.
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Carl. Go. Now.
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- Night, Carl.
- Night, Fiona. Love you.
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- Love you, Fiona.
- Love you too.
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And no reading under the covers.
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Monica, Carl needs something
from you.
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- Here.
- What? What's this?
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Permission slip.
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- You're going to the aquarium. When?
- Today. I need $10.
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- What for?
- Admission fee.
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- School doesn't pay for that?
- No. And he'll need money for food.
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Grab him an instant oatmeal
and a Pop-Tart.
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- Makes a great lunch.
- Deb, what are you doing?
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I'm looking for a poster board
and markers. I'm running for re-election.
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Ian, could you help her?
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If you would tell me these things before
it'd be better in the morning.
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- I need 40 bucks.
- No.
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- Bob, do you have a five?
- In my wallet. Where it's gonna stay.
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I need a new calculus textbook.
I can get it used, only cost 20.
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Where are our lunches?
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Huh?
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Um...
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What is everybody looking at?
Start spreading peanut butter on bread.
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Right.
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So... Okay, where's the jelly?
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Hey, listen. I'm running this kitchen.
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We're gonna have an assembly line.
You, right there. Tallest to shortest.
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Fucking Monica. She can barely cook an
egg. She didn't even make them lunches.
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She's got them leaving late while that fat
lesbian sits on her ass doing nothing.
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It's freezing.
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Go over and help out.
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- Fuck her.
- She's driving you crazy.
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- I'm fine.
- All right, then it's driving me crazy.
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Believe me,
I'll be back over there soon enough.
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You get any sleep last night?
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She left Carl at Oktoberfest
until November.
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This is a woman who burned a hole
in Liam's footie pajamas...
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...when she fell asleep smoking
while nursing.
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- She came back.
- She's a flake.
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Okay? She never called,
she never came by.
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She never sent those kids
a fucking birthday card.
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I mean, it must have been hard
when she left.
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- Destroyed the kids.
- I meant you.
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Oh, heh, I wept tears of joy.
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We need a couch.
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- You should talk to a lawyer.
- Heh, right.
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I can't keep food on the table
but I'm hiring a lawyer.
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Just to find out
what Monica can and can't do.
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Here, you know what?
I gotta get to work.
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- Hup! Catch.
- Wha...? What's this?
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Your own cell phone.
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- I don't want you buying me stuff.
- It's what couples do.
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Get us a couch.
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Okay. Um...
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Okay.
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Everyone.
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We won't be here
when you get home from school.
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- Why?
- What?
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- Fiona always tells us why.
- None of your damn business why.
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- Bob.
- Your mother told you to go, so go.
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- Out.
- Go on, guys. I'll catch up.
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Bye. Bye. Bye.
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I don't care
what the fucking DNA test says...
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...you're not taking Liam.
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- We'll see about that.
- Yeah, we will.
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We having a problem, Phillip?
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I don't know, Bob, let's see.
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You're camped out in my house,
you're fucking my mother...
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...and talking about stealing my brother,
why would we have problem?
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- Boy, I will kick your...
- Stop it. Hey.
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Congratulations, Mom,
you always knew how to pick them.
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Lip.
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Lip.
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Please stop.
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Please.
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- We haven't had a chance to talk.
- Don't worry about it.
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No, I do. I...
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Oh, jeez. I don't know where to start.
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How to explain.
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I worry about you.
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I think about you all the time.
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I miss you.
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There's so much I wanna ask you.
How's school?
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You were always so smart, my Lip.
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I know you can do anything.
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I'm so sorry I hurt you.
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Look at me.
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Next time you're thinking
about dropping in, don't.
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You've fucked up our lives
enough already.
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Touched by an Angel marathon
on Hallmark this weekend.
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Ooh, I always liked that one.
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Except the Irish lady. She's weird.
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A Gunsmoke marathon on TBS too.
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Think we could get it painted?
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- The car.
- Anything you want, princess.
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I am just so proud of you for deciding
to go to the Purity Ball...
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...and letting me protect you
the way Jesus intended, huh?
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- Have fun at school, sweetie.
- Bye, Mom.
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Frank, I made Belgian crepes
with raspberries...
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...and there's a little maple syrup.
- I can't. I'm late.
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- Where you going?
- I told you. I'm picking up Monica...
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...going to the city clerk's office, signing
the settlement, and getting the money.
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- So Monica?
- Yes, Monica.
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You want me to get the money,
don't you?
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- Is that the only reason?
- Yes.
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- Frank, are you coming home for dinner?
- Absolutely.
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- Are you sure?
- Yes. Yes. I'm late.
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I'm late.
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Fuck.
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- Thank God we're leaving tomorrow.
- I don't think I can.
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- Yes, you can.
- These kids need me.
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- They're fine.
- You didn't see Lip?
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- How broken-hearted he was?
- Oh, honey, he'll get over it.
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We can't take Liam
from his brothers and sisters.
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He's coming with us.
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No, the universe is giving me a sign.
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An opportunity to be the mother
I never could be.
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I always felt guilty
about leaving those kids.
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I'm better now. I think I can handle it.
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Yeah.
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Look at me.
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Monica. Look... Uh-uh!
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Look at me.
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When we met,
you were like a beaten dog.
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- Barely hanging on by a thread.
- I am stronger now.
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But for how long
if we stay here, baby?
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For how long? Hmm?
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We're getting the DNA results,
then we're leaving with Liam.
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Oh, ho!
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I hope I'm not interrupting
a pajama party, Moni.
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That's what you ladies do?
Pillow fights and the like?
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You wish you had a dick
as big as mine.
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I am a man of ample girth and length.
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Ask Moni.
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If I seem unimpressive
in my Wranglers...
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...it's because I'm a grower,
not a shower.
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But trust me,
when it's time to show, I grow.
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Come on, Mrs. G, let's hit the road.
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Frankie's got some moola
coming his way.
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Change of plans, Frankie.
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Monica's not signing those papers
until you get Lip, Fiona and the kids...
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- ...on board with us taking Liam.
- What?
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Monica needs to know
that the kids aren't gonna hate her.
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- It's too late, they already hate her.
- Don't push it, Frank.
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We could be asking
for the spousal support...
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...and half the settlement money.
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Fine.
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- Where's Fiona?
- Next door. She moved in with Steve.
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Who the fuck is Steve?
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Oh, God.
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- That time of year again, Jasper?
- Yeah, just like Christmas, Frank.
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- I know you've been naughty.
- Stop following me.
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Got my camcorder right here.
Just a matter of time before I catch you.
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Fuck off.
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How's Mickey doing?
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They still have him at the jail ward
over at county.
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- You been over to visit him?
- No.
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Those dyke guards pat you down
like amateur gynecologists.
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How's Kash?
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Heh. Couple of the neighborhood watch
ladies came by the store...
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...offered to throw him a parade.
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Hmm.
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Kash had better move his family back
to Baghdad before Mickey gets out.
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- He's from Evanston.
- Won't be nearly far enough.
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- Mandy.
- Lip.
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That's a nice outfit.
What is that, uh, pirate wench?
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You like?
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- What's your, uh, third period?
- Health. Why?
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Think we need to miss some school.
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See you.
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- Tony?
- Somebody bought Mr. Harris' house?
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- Windows aren't boarded up anymore.
- Yeah. Somebody did.
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Who?
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Steve.
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Yeah.
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Hope he can get the smell out.
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Harris was dead on the toilet
a long time before we found him.
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What was that about?
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Come on.
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Shit.
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- Careful, careful, careful. Stop. Ow!
- I got it. I got it.
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- Okay. Girl power. And down, down.
- Down, down, down.
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Oh, sorry.
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- Nice couch.
- What the hell, Frank?
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- Steve needs new locks.
- You broke in?
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- Living with the boyfriend.
- What?
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She won't sign my settlement until
you and the kids stop harassing her.
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We're not harassing her.
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- The boy needs to be with his mother.
- He is with his mother.
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Till she decides to take off again.
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You obviously don't care.
You've moved into this love nest.
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I didn't move. I'm staying here
until your wife fucks up.
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What your mother and I decide to do...
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...with our son Liam is our business,
Fiona, not yours.
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I am getting that money.
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So?
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I think he might be serious.
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- Hey, Frank.
- Fuck.
240
00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:03,544
Asshole.
241
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:10,760
Yo, Frank. Sheila called and is making
your favorite dinner. Pot roast.
242
00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:14,597
Sheila's making you pot roast?
Aw, that's so sweet.
243
00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:18,726
And that Jasper guy was hanging around
again asking questions about you.
244
00:16:18,894 --> 00:16:21,604
Wanted to know how you felt.
If you were back to work.
245
00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:23,731
Fucking disability guy.
246
00:16:23,899 --> 00:16:27,735
He's outside right now.
Been following me around all morning.
247
00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:29,988
I told him you were training
for a marathon.
248
00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:34,951
Every year that shit head tries to trip me up,
stop my disability check.
249
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:39,914
I finally get some luck and this douche
with a video cam has to show up.
250
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:43,418
- You don't have any luck, heh.
- Hello?
251
00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:46,421
Settlement money. Thank you.
252
00:16:46,588 --> 00:16:50,550
If I can get Monica away from Rosey Grier
long enough to sign the thing.
253
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:53,302
Well, my guess, Bob won't let Monica
out of her sight.
254
00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:55,805
She did look beautiful, though,
didn't she?
255
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:57,724
Really keeping herself up.
256
00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:00,560
Uh-huh.
257
00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:03,730
Yeah, what about, uh, Sheila
and the pot roast?
258
00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:08,735
She's like mouth herpes.
The gift that keeps on giving.
259
00:17:08,902 --> 00:17:12,405
No, Monica is my soul mate.
260
00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:14,240
We just click.
261
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,451
Two lesbians at home,
the promise of cash.
262
00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:18,828
Maybe your luck has changed, Frank.
263
00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:20,663
Nah!
264
00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:23,666
No.
265
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:26,335
- What are we looking for?
- Override parental rights.
266
00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:28,921
We thinking DCFS or attorneys?
267
00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:31,591
Attorneys. I should have done this
when I turned 18.
268
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:34,719
Frank was so broken after Monica left,
he would have signed.
269
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,722
Here's someone. Mark Rydell.
270
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:39,432
"He'll fight for you...
271
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:42,310
...when you can't fight for yourself."
- Asian cowboy? Don't think so.
272
00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:46,731
Ooh. What about that lady that helped get
Carl and Debbie back...
273
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,150
...when Frank locked them in that car
at bingo?
274
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:50,777
Micha Davis.
275
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,905
- Is this her?
- It looks like she just shit in her pants.
276
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,907
- Heh.
- Keep looking.
277
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,950
Ah...
278
00:17:58,118 --> 00:18:01,704
There's one. Christine Dowling.
Attractive, professional.
279
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:06,417
And it looks like she might actually
have a law degree. Let's call her.
280
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:09,504
Where'd you get the car?
281
00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:11,964
Borrowed it from Steve.
282
00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:14,258
I've been working with him a bit.
283
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,219
Doing what?
284
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:22,183
Uh, you better not let Fiona find out
about it or she'll kill you.
285
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:23,643
And him.
286
00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:27,772
You doing okay?
287
00:18:28,398 --> 00:18:30,149
Lot going on.
288
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:33,277
Yeah. It's weird having Monica back.
289
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:36,531
Yeah. Yeah, that too.
290
00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:39,450
What, something else?
291
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:43,329
It's kind of hard to explain.
292
00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:45,665
Try me.
293
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:50,294
Mickey's gay and we're doing it.
And Kash shot Mickey because of me.
294
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:53,089
Mickey would rather go to juvie
than admit he's gay.
295
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:58,636
So I'm doing both Kash and Mickey.
Well, not so much Kash lately.
296
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:01,889
When Kash and me were hot and heavy,
Linda found out about it...
297
00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:04,809
...and is blackmailing Kash
into have another kid.
298
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,644
Holy shit.
299
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,813
Yeah.
300
00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:11,607
Here they come.
301
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:18,573
- I think I'm gonna go see him today.
- Who, Kash?
302
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:21,450
No, Mickey.
He's in jail awaiting sentencing.
303
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:32,003
I wanna know what I have to do
to adopt my toddler brother...
304
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:35,047
...and possibly my other siblings,
and raise them as my own.
305
00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:37,550
- Are both your parents still alive?
- Yes.
306
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,427
- Incompetent?
- Very.
307
00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:44,265
Okay. Well, you're talking about
vacating their parental rights...
308
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,684
...and becoming legal guardian
of how many?
309
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:49,562
- Five.
- Well, that's a lot of kids.
310
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,192
Law's pretty strict
regarding parental rights.
311
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,986
You'd need to prove incompetence.
Do you have a case?
312
00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,654
How much time do you have?
313
00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:01,490
- I have a folder.
- You got a folder. Okay.
314
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:08,122
- It looks like your mother...
- Monica.
315
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:10,249
Monica left a couple of years ago?
316
00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:11,918
Twenty-one-and-a-half months.
317
00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:14,128
- Is she back now?
- Sort of.
318
00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:18,299
And your father, Frank Gallagher.
Wow, he's a live one.
319
00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:20,259
Drinker?
320
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:26,974
Yeah.
321
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:31,145
Uh, do you make federal poverty level
wages for a family of six?
322
00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:32,355
How much is that?
323
00:20:32,856 --> 00:20:35,066
- Thirty grand a year or so.
- Heh. Pfft!
324
00:20:38,445 --> 00:20:40,321
You don't earn enough
to support them...
325
00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:43,407
...and we'd have to prove
your parents incompetent?
326
00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:45,618
I know it bites the big one...
327
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:49,705
...but the best case is county places
your brothers and sisters in foster care...
328
00:20:49,873 --> 00:20:52,333
...while you and your father
fight over custody.
329
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,254
- Mrs. Gallagher?
- Yeah.
330
00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:58,714
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
331
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,512
He's Frank's.
332
00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:08,516
- What?
- Frank's the father.
333
00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:10,851
How the fuck is this possible?
334
00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:13,729
I don't know.
I thought I got pregnant when I did E...
335
00:21:13,897 --> 00:21:17,775
...with that bouncer at the Zebra Lounge.
I woke up naked.
336
00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:20,611
The law is still on our side.
337
00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:22,655
- What?
- You're the mother.
338
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:23,864
- Yeah.
Mm-hm.
339
00:21:24,032 --> 00:21:27,535
So we find Frank today,
tell him we'll sign his settlement papers...
340
00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:30,746
...in exchange for him signing over
his parental rights.
341
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:36,043
After that, there ain't a damn thing Fiona
can do about it. Come on, Monica.
342
00:21:39,047 --> 00:21:41,340
Shit. He's not ruining
my fucking family.
343
00:21:41,508 --> 00:21:46,595
I swear to God, he's not gonna take
my son away from me. Fuck this shit.
344
00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:48,931
Wow.
345
00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:52,727
- They look unhappy.
- Yeah.
346
00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:02,278
The two women who just left must not
have been happy with the news they got.
347
00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:03,821
Oh, yeah, happens.
348
00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:07,199
Had a guy last month hang himself
from a pipe in the men's room.
349
00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:10,244
So can I help you?
350
00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:14,582
Yeah, I think, uh, maybe you can.
351
00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:06,550
How long you gonna
keep this up, Jasper?
352
00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:08,719
As long as it takes this time.
353
00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:13,265
Insurer is sick and tired of paying you.
We know you're faking.
354
00:23:13,433 --> 00:23:16,310
Gonna pay me a thousand bucks
for proving it.
355
00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:22,608
Hey, Jasper.
356
00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:30,741
Monica?
357
00:23:32,327 --> 00:23:34,078
You here?
358
00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:39,417
I talked to Fiona. Everything's good.
359
00:23:40,001 --> 00:23:41,794
Monica?
360
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:48,884
Bleh!
361
00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:11,240
Oh, shit. Unh.
362
00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:20,207
- Where's Fiona?
- Doesn't live here anymore.
363
00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:22,960
- Monica?
- Nope.
364
00:24:24,004 --> 00:24:26,714
I think I broke my arm.
365
00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:27,965
Uh-huh.
366
00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:29,842
It hurts a lot.
367
00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:33,846
Yeah.
368
00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:38,142
- That one?
- Yeah.
369
00:24:39,394 --> 00:24:40,978
Ow! What the...?
370
00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:43,731
Go get your bike.
371
00:24:46,818 --> 00:24:49,195
- You sure you're ready for this?
- Hell, yeah.
372
00:24:49,362 --> 00:24:52,656
I mean, just because Liam's Frank's
doesn't mean the rest of us are.
373
00:24:52,824 --> 00:24:54,617
Yep.
374
00:24:54,784 --> 00:25:00,915
All right. It says here,
all we have to do is...
375
00:25:01,082 --> 00:25:04,168
...swab our own cheeks
and send it back in.
376
00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:06,879
Yeah, and pay them 150 bucks each.
377
00:25:07,047 --> 00:25:09,590
On the off chance
we're not related to Frank...
378
00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:12,259
...tt's totally worth it. Open up.
379
00:25:15,138 --> 00:25:17,181
It's actually pretty cool.
380
00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:20,726
There's a lot of shit we could
figure out about ourselves in here.
381
00:25:20,894 --> 00:25:23,771
Yeah, like, uh, if we got the alcoholic gene
from Frank.
382
00:25:23,980 --> 00:25:25,648
Yeah, or the dummy gene
from Monica.
383
00:25:25,815 --> 00:25:28,817
Or, uh, if any of us is gonna turn out
to be gay.
384
00:25:28,985 --> 00:25:30,361
- Nice.
- Heh.
385
00:25:57,847 --> 00:25:59,557
Now.
386
00:26:05,438 --> 00:26:06,605
Carl.
387
00:26:06,773 --> 00:26:09,817
Carl. Carl.
388
00:26:11,361 --> 00:26:13,279
I think you broke his arm.
389
00:26:13,446 --> 00:26:15,990
- Oh, shit.
- Can I go to the hospital now?
390
00:26:16,157 --> 00:26:17,992
Just give me a couple
of more yells first.
391
00:26:18,159 --> 00:26:19,535
Ow!
392
00:26:19,703 --> 00:26:21,537
- Oh, my boy.
- Ow!
393
00:26:23,248 --> 00:26:26,834
Oh, wow, that roast smells amazing.
394
00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:30,588
Don't get any ideas. It's not for you.
395
00:26:30,755 --> 00:26:33,299
Frank's not coming back.
He's with his wife now.
396
00:26:33,466 --> 00:26:35,175
Mm.
397
00:26:35,343 --> 00:26:37,845
I know how disappointed you get
when nobody's here...
398
00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:39,847
...to eat your wonderful meals.
399
00:26:40,015 --> 00:26:41,849
Mom.
400
00:26:43,476 --> 00:26:45,769
- Where is my dress?
- Ah!
401
00:26:46,104 --> 00:26:50,858
- That's perfect. It's so good.
- Okay. Heh.
402
00:26:51,026 --> 00:26:53,527
Ah! Perfect.
403
00:26:53,737 --> 00:26:55,988
Okay, let get this side.
404
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:02,578
My goodness.
405
00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:05,372
You look stunning.
406
00:27:08,543 --> 00:27:11,086
I am so proud of you.
407
00:27:15,258 --> 00:27:16,717
All right, Eddie.
408
00:27:17,218 --> 00:27:22,890
Why don't you join us for dinner
before you both go to the Purity Ball?
409
00:27:23,433 --> 00:27:24,892
You're sure?
410
00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:28,812
I'll just save a plate for Frank.
411
00:27:29,356 --> 00:27:32,149
I don't know, man.
That's what he was saying, though.
412
00:27:41,618 --> 00:27:43,994
Thanks for putting money
in my commissary account.
413
00:27:44,162 --> 00:27:45,704
I was running low on smokes.
414
00:27:45,914 --> 00:27:47,414
Not me. Kash.
415
00:27:47,999 --> 00:27:50,668
I told him
you might still press charges.
416
00:27:52,045 --> 00:27:53,712
Thanks.
417
00:27:57,300 --> 00:27:58,842
How long?
418
00:27:59,803 --> 00:28:02,721
I don't know.
Supposed to be a year, right?
419
00:28:02,889 --> 00:28:05,849
Maybe only a couple of months
if I don't do anything stupid.
420
00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:07,434
Like what?
421
00:28:07,602 --> 00:28:10,646
Like stab that fat Mick
who keeps trying to steal my Jell-O.
422
00:28:10,814 --> 00:28:12,356
- Who, me?
- Yeah.
423
00:28:12,524 --> 00:28:13,899
Fuck you.
424
00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:19,697
I miss you.
425
00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:23,450
You say that again,
I'll rip your tongue out of your head.
426
00:28:33,211 --> 00:28:35,546
- Take your hand off the glass.
- Oh.
427
00:29:22,552 --> 00:29:25,554
- Evening, officer, is everything okay?
- I don't know. Is it?
428
00:29:25,722 --> 00:29:28,724
- Oh, hey, Tony, how you doing?
- Good.
429
00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:35,439
So did I do something wrong?
Tail light out? Low tire?
430
00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:38,525
No, no, no.
Uh, congratulations on the new house.
431
00:29:40,153 --> 00:29:41,737
Yeah.
432
00:29:41,905 --> 00:29:44,782
Yeah, yeah. Nice little fixer-upper
in the neighborhood.
433
00:29:44,949 --> 00:29:47,743
Hear the neighbors can be loud, though.
Lots of kids.
434
00:29:48,411 --> 00:29:50,537
- Fiona's a good girl.
- The best.
435
00:29:50,705 --> 00:29:53,916
Known her since we were in Head Start.
Long time, you know.
436
00:29:57,670 --> 00:30:02,007
Just drive carefully.
You don't wanna get hurt down here.
437
00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:13,894
Mm, this is good.
438
00:30:14,062 --> 00:30:19,608
So I'm just curious about what happens
at the Purity Ball tonight.
439
00:30:19,776 --> 00:30:22,110
Oh, it's a Christian event designed
to strengthen the bond...
440
00:30:22,278 --> 00:30:23,904
...between fathers and daughters.
441
00:30:24,072 --> 00:30:27,407
We make a covenant, uh, of purity,
like an oath.
442
00:30:27,575 --> 00:30:29,409
And then we exchange
promise rings...
443
00:30:29,577 --> 00:30:33,789
...and, uh, we do some chastity prayers.
It's fun.
444
00:30:35,917 --> 00:30:37,376
Wow.
445
00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:40,838
Do they have these, um, balls
for young men?
446
00:30:41,005 --> 00:30:42,714
Why would they?
447
00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:45,968
Aw.
448
00:30:46,135 --> 00:30:48,262
Ready to smile?
449
00:30:48,429 --> 00:30:51,765
Aw. Oh, that's so nice.
450
00:30:53,184 --> 00:30:55,102
It's beautiful. One more. One more.
451
00:30:55,645 --> 00:30:58,981
- Okay.
- One more. One more. It's so nice.
452
00:30:59,774 --> 00:31:02,192
- Oh, yeah.
- Hey, you're back.
453
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:06,280
Oh, hell, yeah.
Showed that Jasper a thing or two.
454
00:31:06,447 --> 00:31:09,950
Bastard's going to be begging me
not to sue him.
455
00:31:10,118 --> 00:31:13,912
Let us have a bottle of your good stuff.
I've got some money coming.
456
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:17,416
When you die, I'm gonna go to
your funeral and sing a song. It goes:
457
00:31:17,584 --> 00:31:19,459
I got money comin'
458
00:31:19,627 --> 00:31:22,754
Oh, boy. Bet you wish
you had that vasectomy by now, huh?
459
00:31:26,593 --> 00:31:29,303
Thought you'd wanna know
Carl's all right. Reset his arm.
460
00:31:29,470 --> 00:31:32,472
Yeah, so please, stay on your barstool
and just keep drinking.
461
00:31:32,682 --> 00:31:34,850
Hey, let's just do
what we came here to do.
462
00:31:35,018 --> 00:31:38,812
If you're looking for money,
I don't have any yet.
463
00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:41,481
Your mom still hasn't signed
my settlement papers.
464
00:31:41,649 --> 00:31:45,110
- I don't know where she's been all day.
- Getting Liam's DNA results.
465
00:31:45,278 --> 00:31:49,072
- Congratulations, you're still the father.
- Are you serious?
466
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:52,284
Ooh. I thought that was always a rumor...
467
00:31:52,452 --> 00:31:56,038
...about Nana Gallagher having an affair
with that sax player.
468
00:31:56,205 --> 00:31:59,082
Promise you won't sign anything
forfeiting parental rights.
469
00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:03,211
Come on. You know
what a bad mother Monica is.
470
00:32:03,379 --> 00:32:06,673
I'm letting her pretend she can have him
so I can get my settlement.
471
00:32:06,841 --> 00:32:11,053
- What if she doesn't give up that easy?
- No, no, no. This is a win-win situation.
472
00:32:11,220 --> 00:32:13,347
Even if she takes him for a little while...
473
00:32:13,514 --> 00:32:17,017
...she'll be back,
crying about her low self-esteem...
474
00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:20,270
...or how boys actually need
their fathers...
475
00:32:20,438 --> 00:32:22,230
...or penis grief, heh.
476
00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:26,193
That's when you wake up and look at
the person next of you and you say:
477
00:32:26,361 --> 00:32:28,445
"Somebody help me.
I just fucked a lady."
478
00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:31,365
I've never asked you for anything. Ever.
479
00:32:31,532 --> 00:32:34,952
Oh, come on. Will you please
give me some time with this?
480
00:32:35,119 --> 00:32:38,288
- I can do this. I just... Don't pressure me.
- I've gotta walk away.
481
00:32:38,498 --> 00:32:40,874
- What?
- If I don't I'm gonna fucking hit him.
482
00:32:42,919 --> 00:32:44,711
What the hell.
483
00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:49,633
Fuck.
484
00:32:55,473 --> 00:32:56,598
Debs?
485
00:32:58,685 --> 00:33:04,231
You do this, you are on your own
and I'm not kidding. I'm done. I'm gone.
486
00:33:04,399 --> 00:33:09,319
Bullshit. You'll never leave those monkeys.
You love them too much.
487
00:33:09,487 --> 00:33:11,196
Kids.
488
00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:17,911
Before we begin, let me just say how
proud we are of your desire to re-purify.
489
00:33:18,121 --> 00:33:21,790
My daughters participated and now,
although still single...
490
00:33:21,958 --> 00:33:25,460
...are enjoying very spirit-filled lives.
491
00:33:26,254 --> 00:33:29,131
Patty, would you like to start?
492
00:33:31,092 --> 00:33:35,387
Last year, when I was singing madrigal,
I started dating a boy in the choir.
493
00:33:35,596 --> 00:33:37,305
He said we were dating...
494
00:33:37,473 --> 00:33:41,935
...but we never met outside of our
make-out sessions in the rehearsal hall.
495
00:33:42,103 --> 00:33:48,734
I repeatedly let him touch me,
my breasts, through my shirt and bra.
496
00:33:48,943 --> 00:33:53,280
And once I felt his rod touch my leg.
497
00:33:53,448 --> 00:33:56,450
So embarrassing. I can't believe
I let him do this. I'm sorry.
498
00:33:56,617 --> 00:33:58,994
Thank you.
I want to thank you for your courage...
499
00:33:59,162 --> 00:34:01,204
...to confront your struggles with desire.
500
00:34:02,081 --> 00:34:05,375
Who's next? Elaine?
501
00:34:08,129 --> 00:34:11,006
Hi. My name is Elaine...
502
00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:16,094
...and I only touched one penis.
503
00:34:16,262 --> 00:34:18,055
Once.
504
00:34:18,222 --> 00:34:20,766
If I didn't,
I was gonna get hit with a pipe.
505
00:34:20,933 --> 00:34:25,854
God, why did you let my daughter
become a slave to the flesh?
506
00:34:26,022 --> 00:34:28,190
I was gonna get hit with a pipe.
507
00:34:32,653 --> 00:34:34,905
Uh, so the lawyer said
there's nothing you can do?
508
00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:37,449
If we sue it could backfire,
make things worse.
509
00:34:41,329 --> 00:34:44,039
Jesus. This place
still smells like old man Harris.
510
00:34:44,207 --> 00:34:46,708
- What did Monica want?
- To come over for dinner.
511
00:34:46,876 --> 00:34:48,877
Some kind of a family meeting.
512
00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:51,296
Ha, ha, family? Fucking load of shit.
513
00:34:51,464 --> 00:34:53,882
- You told her we know Liam's Frank's?
- Yeah.
514
00:34:56,677 --> 00:34:57,844
You have any pot?
515
00:34:58,012 --> 00:35:01,223
If I have to go see Mom conscious,
I might commit a violent felony.
516
00:35:01,390 --> 00:35:04,518
That's the first time in a long time
I've heard you call her Mom.
517
00:35:04,977 --> 00:35:06,436
I did?
518
00:35:07,396 --> 00:35:10,107
I don't know if I ever felt
like she was my mom.
519
00:35:10,274 --> 00:35:12,109
Ian and I got our DNA test done.
520
00:35:13,653 --> 00:35:14,820
Why?
521
00:35:14,987 --> 00:35:17,531
Got excited at the idea
of not being Frank's.
522
00:35:17,698 --> 00:35:21,535
If none of us are his, you'd have an
easier time becoming our legal guardian.
523
00:35:21,702 --> 00:35:24,704
Lip's gonna pick up the results
in about an hour.
524
00:35:24,914 --> 00:35:28,500
Well, here's to you not being Frank's.
525
00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:36,758
My actions have been unlady-like
and base in nature...
526
00:35:36,926 --> 00:35:40,220
...and for that I'm truly sorry.
527
00:35:40,471 --> 00:35:41,638
Karen.
528
00:35:43,015 --> 00:35:45,350
In order for you to receive
the gift of purity...
529
00:35:45,518 --> 00:35:48,019
...you need to be as honest as you can.
530
00:35:50,273 --> 00:35:54,025
It's okay, sweetheart.
Just tell what happened.
531
00:35:54,902 --> 00:35:56,444
Um...
532
00:35:56,612 --> 00:35:58,572
Well, okay, heh.
533
00:35:59,115 --> 00:36:02,159
I started having oral sex
at a very young age.
534
00:36:02,326 --> 00:36:05,579
Maybe 13.
It was guys around the neighborhood.
535
00:36:05,746 --> 00:36:10,750
Three or four at first and then,
well, more than three or four.
536
00:36:11,335 --> 00:36:14,337
I didn't have intercourse
until the 8th grade.
537
00:36:14,505 --> 00:36:19,050
I didn't like it at first but then around
the 6th time it started to feel good.
538
00:36:19,218 --> 00:36:20,427
Really good.
539
00:36:20,595 --> 00:36:22,637
But I didn't feel good about it. Um...
540
00:36:22,805 --> 00:36:25,974
There was a few times
where I got high...
541
00:36:26,726 --> 00:36:31,771
...and started experimenting
with guys and girls at the same time.
542
00:36:31,939 --> 00:36:33,982
I wouldn't necessarily call it an orgy...
543
00:36:34,150 --> 00:36:37,027
...but there were a lot of
naked body parts flying around...
544
00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:41,990
...which felt very good
but kind of bad all at the same time.
545
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,701
Then there was the time
at Mindy Carlson's sleepover...
546
00:36:44,869 --> 00:36:48,413
...when we all got in the shower
and started soaping each other up.
547
00:36:48,581 --> 00:36:51,458
Her mom walked in and freaked out
when she saw Mindy...
548
00:36:51,626 --> 00:36:53,460
...with a big, black, strap-on dildo.
549
00:36:53,628 --> 00:36:55,212
You whore!
550
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:59,007
Whores don't get cars.
551
00:36:59,592 --> 00:37:02,844
Okay. There.
552
00:37:03,012 --> 00:37:05,472
I hope everybody's hungry.
553
00:37:07,475 --> 00:37:11,603
There you go, Ian. It's your favorite.
554
00:37:12,146 --> 00:37:14,314
- What is it?
- Lasagna.
555
00:37:14,899 --> 00:37:18,360
Carl, could you start
passing the salad? Please?
556
00:37:18,527 --> 00:37:22,197
Monica's Liam's mother
and I know you won't be happy, but...
557
00:37:22,365 --> 00:37:27,327
Jesus, Bob, can we just enjoy our dinner
and then talk after?
558
00:37:27,495 --> 00:37:30,830
- Talk about what?
- Debbie, please.
559
00:37:30,998 --> 00:37:33,541
- Where's Lip?
- Had something to do.
560
00:37:33,709 --> 00:37:37,921
- He's not coming?
- Sorry I'm late. Did I miss the chow?
561
00:37:38,422 --> 00:37:39,506
Ooh, ooh!
562
00:37:39,674 --> 00:37:41,007
Looks good.
563
00:37:41,175 --> 00:37:45,553
If you called us here to tell us you're
taking Liam, we don't wanna hear it.
564
00:37:45,721 --> 00:37:50,850
Fiona, you're upset. I get it.
I was married to Frank for 18 years.
565
00:37:51,018 --> 00:37:54,104
I know. It's like swallowing
broken glass every day.
566
00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:55,480
Hey.
567
00:37:57,191 --> 00:38:00,318
Oh, Lip, wonderful. We just started.
568
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:03,613
Your mother said 6:30.
You lose your watch?
569
00:38:03,823 --> 00:38:04,990
Don't have a watch, Bob.
570
00:38:05,616 --> 00:38:07,075
What's the news?
571
00:38:07,243 --> 00:38:09,911
Haven't opened it yet.
Figured we should do it together.
572
00:38:10,079 --> 00:38:11,162
Thanks.
573
00:38:11,330 --> 00:38:15,375
Me and Ian have decided to get
our DNA tests done too...
574
00:38:15,918 --> 00:38:18,586
...on the off chance
that maybe we aren't Frank's kids.
575
00:38:18,754 --> 00:38:19,796
What?
576
00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:23,967
Yeah. We figured why should you and Bob
get to have all the fun?
577
00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:28,680
Holy shit.
578
00:38:29,890 --> 00:38:32,642
Congratulations, Ian.
579
00:38:33,769 --> 00:38:36,563
You are not Frank Gallagher's son.
580
00:38:50,077 --> 00:38:51,119
Fuck. Ugh.
581
00:38:51,287 --> 00:38:53,872
Karen? Sweetie.
582
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:55,832
Honey?
583
00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:59,502
Honey, you're back
from the ball so soon?
584
00:39:01,005 --> 00:39:02,630
Honey?
585
00:39:04,133 --> 00:39:06,009
Karen?
586
00:39:07,386 --> 00:39:09,888
He promised me the fucking car.
587
00:39:10,056 --> 00:39:12,974
Karen, honey, what's going on?
588
00:39:13,142 --> 00:39:14,684
I'm so proud of you.
589
00:39:15,853 --> 00:39:18,021
You remind me of my first communion.
590
00:39:18,189 --> 00:39:19,731
He humiliated me.
591
00:39:20,566 --> 00:39:22,150
He made me think he loved me.
592
00:39:33,287 --> 00:39:37,707
Oh, honey, what happened?
Baby, what happened?
593
00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:42,170
Honestly, sweetie, I don't know.
594
00:39:42,338 --> 00:39:47,133
There was that week in the summer of '95
that I did a lot of PCP.
595
00:39:47,301 --> 00:39:51,388
You did PCP? Without me?
596
00:39:51,555 --> 00:39:53,890
You promised
we would do that together.
597
00:39:54,058 --> 00:39:56,518
Excuse me, can we get back
to who Ian's father is?
598
00:39:56,685 --> 00:39:59,062
Uh, uh, I like the idea of Monica
cheating on Frank.
599
00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:01,815
It really keeps my image of you
right on track, Mom.
600
00:40:01,982 --> 00:40:06,569
Will somebody please tell me
what we're talking about?
601
00:40:06,737 --> 00:40:11,324
All right. The results say that you, Frank,
are absolutely not my father.
602
00:40:11,492 --> 00:40:14,994
But my father is a close relative.
Most likely one of your brothers.
603
00:40:15,496 --> 00:40:17,330
- Dad has brothers?
- He has two, right?
604
00:40:17,498 --> 00:40:18,540
Three.
605
00:40:18,707 --> 00:40:22,585
I think I met the one that sells
smoked sausage and razor blades...
606
00:40:22,795 --> 00:40:25,630
...out of the trunk of his car.
- All right.
607
00:40:26,715 --> 00:40:29,259
I honestly don't know.
608
00:40:31,137 --> 00:40:33,721
- Are we still related?
- Of course you are.
609
00:40:33,889 --> 00:40:38,768
Not only did you lie to me about the PCP,
you fucked my brother?
610
00:40:38,936 --> 00:40:43,523
What's next? You gonna take up
with a black lady-man?
611
00:40:43,691 --> 00:40:47,735
Oh, I forgot. That's already happened.
612
00:40:47,903 --> 00:40:50,530
How can we get back together now?
613
00:40:50,698 --> 00:40:55,493
I have never, ever had any intention of
getting back together with you, Frank.
614
00:40:55,661 --> 00:40:58,913
You only tricked me into coming here
to get some settlement money.
615
00:40:59,081 --> 00:41:01,082
I wanted to see you again.
616
00:41:01,250 --> 00:41:04,043
So you pretended
that she won a teddy bear?
617
00:41:04,211 --> 00:41:08,298
- You know how much I love teddy bears.
- You and Monica are over, Frank.
618
00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:12,969
- Me and Monica are getting married.
- She's still married to me.
619
00:41:13,179 --> 00:41:15,263
Not for long. She's getting a divorce.
620
00:41:15,431 --> 00:41:16,931
You two are still married?
621
00:41:17,099 --> 00:41:20,518
- How can two ladies get married?
- They're lesbians.
622
00:41:20,686 --> 00:41:23,480
Penetration isn't required
for sex to occur.
623
00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:28,651
- What? It's legal now in several states.
- Divorce, Frank.
624
00:41:28,819 --> 00:41:31,404
- You owe her that much.
- What about what she owes me?
625
00:41:31,572 --> 00:41:34,574
She gonna leave me again
with six kids?
626
00:41:34,742 --> 00:41:36,576
Leave me to deal with all the shit?
627
00:41:36,744 --> 00:41:38,703
You mean leave me to deal
with the shit.
628
00:41:38,871 --> 00:41:41,289
I didn't leave you. You drove me out.
629
00:41:41,457 --> 00:41:45,877
No self-respecting person could stay
with you. You treated me like a dog.
630
00:41:46,420 --> 00:41:47,837
- Hey.
- Hey.
631
00:41:48,380 --> 00:41:50,298
You need to let us raise Liam.
632
00:41:50,466 --> 00:41:53,718
I don't care what the tests results say,
Liam belongs with us.
633
00:41:53,886 --> 00:41:57,680
- Nobody's taking Liam.
- I can't believe you want a divorce.
634
00:41:57,848 --> 00:41:59,933
What?
635
00:42:00,100 --> 00:42:03,478
Me and Bob deserve a family
of our own.
636
00:42:03,646 --> 00:42:09,150
- You had a family. You left it.
- I didn't leave you. He drove me out.
637
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:12,445
- You should have protected us.
- I tried but I couldn't.
638
00:42:12,613 --> 00:42:16,074
Fiona, if I didn't leave,
I would have died.
639
00:42:16,242 --> 00:42:18,868
Oh, cut the shit, Myrna Loy.
640
00:42:19,036 --> 00:42:23,039
You have no idea what it was like
being married to him.
641
00:42:23,207 --> 00:42:25,458
You have no idea how bad it is.
642
00:42:25,626 --> 00:42:27,961
- Yeah? Try me.
- Oh, come on, now.
643
00:42:28,128 --> 00:42:32,131
Okay. I know that he tortured you.
644
00:42:32,299 --> 00:42:34,676
I know that he ruined you.
645
00:42:34,885 --> 00:42:37,011
But we didn't marry him, Mom.
646
00:42:37,221 --> 00:42:38,680
You did.
647
00:42:38,847 --> 00:42:43,101
If you love us, any of us, in any way...
648
00:42:43,269 --> 00:42:49,857
...you'll leave Liam, take your girlfriend,
get in your truck and never come back.
649
00:42:52,653 --> 00:42:53,945
But...
650
00:43:08,252 --> 00:43:09,794
I...
651
00:43:10,838 --> 00:43:13,298
I love you.
652
00:43:13,716 --> 00:43:15,550
I do.
653
00:43:19,638 --> 00:43:21,389
Jesus.
654
00:43:27,396 --> 00:43:28,771
What's the matter with you?
655
00:43:28,939 --> 00:43:31,608
Did she tell you?
Did she tell you what she said?
656
00:43:31,775 --> 00:43:34,902
You called our daughter a whore.
657
00:43:35,112 --> 00:43:37,113
How about what she did to me?
658
00:43:38,032 --> 00:43:41,034
- Just get out. Out.
- What?
659
00:43:41,201 --> 00:43:42,827
Just get out.
660
00:43:43,037 --> 00:43:46,289
- Get out! Get out!
- Did she mention what she did to me?
661
00:43:46,457 --> 00:43:51,753
She's a human being.
She deserves love, not hate.
662
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:54,130
You weren't there.
I knew all those people.
663
00:43:54,298 --> 00:43:58,051
- Don't ever come back. Don't come back!
- She just kept going on and on.
664
00:43:58,218 --> 00:44:00,928
Go! Get out!
665
00:44:01,096 --> 00:44:03,348
Don't ever come back.
666
00:44:05,351 --> 00:44:07,477
Forever!
667
00:44:11,815 --> 00:44:17,862
Frank. Frank, did you see
what Eddie did to my Karen?
668
00:44:18,030 --> 00:44:20,448
You're out of the house.
669
00:44:21,116 --> 00:44:22,659
What?
670
00:44:23,243 --> 00:44:25,495
You're out of the house.
671
00:44:27,623 --> 00:44:29,165
I...
672
00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:33,711
I got so mad I came out of the house.
673
00:44:35,673 --> 00:44:40,510
I'm out of the house!
674
00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:44,430
Frank, look at me. Hello.
675
00:44:49,311 --> 00:44:52,230
- What are they doing?
- Looks like packing.
676
00:44:52,398 --> 00:44:54,023
What about Liam?
677
00:44:56,527 --> 00:44:59,070
I can't tell through the window.
678
00:44:59,279 --> 00:45:02,323
We could call the police,
tell them Liam's being kidnapped.
679
00:45:02,533 --> 00:45:06,911
Hey, we're gonna figure this shit out,
okay? No matter what.
680
00:45:07,079 --> 00:45:09,330
Hey, guys, they're coming out.
681
00:46:25,407 --> 00:46:26,908
Mom?
682
00:47:17,918 --> 00:47:20,378
And Mrs. Gallagher.
683
00:47:26,343 --> 00:47:28,511
How do you pronounce
your first name?
684
00:47:28,679 --> 00:47:29,929
Monica.
685
00:47:31,181 --> 00:47:32,223
Monka. Monka!
686
00:47:32,391 --> 00:47:33,683
- Monica.
- Monka.
687
00:47:34,685 --> 00:47:36,227
- Hal.
Mm-hm.
688
00:47:36,436 --> 00:47:37,562
Out.
689
00:47:37,771 --> 00:47:40,982
No. Wait, wait, wait.
You can't do that. That's my money.
690
00:47:41,149 --> 00:47:43,484
That is... Wait a second.
That's my money.
691
00:47:43,652 --> 00:47:47,280
My money. I blow you for nothing.
692
00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:49,365
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