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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:35,007 --> 00:00:41,611 Show me the side streets in your life 2 00:00:44,282 --> 00:00:50,887 Train yards like bone yards sharpened knives 3 00:00:54,025 --> 00:01:00,295 Sidewalks are unassuming fields 4 00:01:03,033 --> 00:01:08,371 concrete and cracks won't cut you deals 5 00:01:08,372 --> 00:01:13,742 Won't cut you deals, won't cut you 6 00:01:21,785 --> 00:01:27,889 Lost teeth like white jewels of some kind 7 00:01:31,328 --> 00:01:36,733 Petty theft for penny crimes 8 00:01:36,734 --> 00:01:41,071 for penny crimes, and we yell 9 00:01:41,072 --> 00:01:45,408 Ah, like a good old fashioned nightmare 10 00:01:45,409 --> 00:01:50,312 Ahh 11 00:01:50,313 --> 00:01:55,217 ah, like a good old fashioned nightmare 12 00:01:55,218 --> 00:02:00,788 Ahh 13 00:02:08,764 --> 00:02:15,102 life being drained through end of lives 14 00:02:18,107 --> 00:02:24,345 Still we've got nothing but time 15 00:02:27,283 --> 00:02:33,322 The skyline looks brighter tonight 16 00:02:33,323 --> 00:02:38,127 let's go smash out every light 17 00:02:38,128 --> 00:02:42,130 your left foot in front of right 18 00:02:42,131 --> 00:02:46,467 In front of right, and we yell 19 00:02:46,468 --> 00:02:51,306 Ah, like a good old fashioned nightmare 20 00:02:51,307 --> 00:02:56,144 Ahh 21 00:02:56,145 --> 00:03:00,481 ah, like a good old fashioned nightmare 22 00:03:00,482 --> 00:03:05,952 Ahh 23 00:03:07,589 --> 00:03:11,493 Ah! Detention. Boring. 24 00:03:11,494 --> 00:03:14,563 I can think of a few things we can do to kill some time. 25 00:03:14,564 --> 00:03:16,232 Brad, baby, you remember 26 00:03:16,233 --> 00:03:17,600 this is what got us into detention in the first place. 27 00:03:17,601 --> 00:03:21,470 You only got me for three more months till graduation. 28 00:03:21,471 --> 00:03:24,506 And it's off to boot camp before officer training. 29 00:03:24,507 --> 00:03:28,611 - I know, Bradikins, it's just... - I'm just saying, that was the time 30 00:03:28,612 --> 00:03:31,312 to show your support for our troops. 31 00:03:31,313 --> 00:03:33,381 You do... support... 32 00:03:33,382 --> 00:03:37,616 - our troops. - I do, it's... 33 00:03:59,540 --> 00:04:03,645 Hi, Janet. Brad. 34 00:04:03,646 --> 00:04:06,512 I didn't know you'd be in detention. 35 00:04:06,981 --> 00:04:08,882 Whatever. 36 00:04:12,687 --> 00:04:14,889 I saw you got a "D" on the cal test. 37 00:04:14,890 --> 00:04:17,625 Yeah, well, Mr. Corbin is a sexist. 38 00:04:17,626 --> 00:04:23,430 I'm sure. Anyway, I thought, maybe, I don't know... 39 00:04:23,431 --> 00:04:26,730 I could tutor you. 40 00:04:28,735 --> 00:04:33,804 Hey, Ed, remember how I like to hang out with you? 41 00:04:57,431 --> 00:04:59,298 Oops. 42 00:05:08,608 --> 00:05:10,375 Hell, yeah. 43 00:05:54,487 --> 00:05:56,253 Shit. 44 00:06:00,993 --> 00:06:02,728 Hey. 45 00:06:08,666 --> 00:06:09,701 Yo. 46 00:06:09,702 --> 00:06:11,069 You got it? 47 00:06:11,070 --> 00:06:14,204 Doth the Ashman ever fail you? 48 00:06:14,606 --> 00:06:16,374 You're sure it won't pop in a piss test? 49 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:19,444 100% untraceable. 50 00:06:19,445 --> 00:06:22,547 Dude, if Marky MCG had been popping these, 51 00:06:22,548 --> 00:06:25,950 he could've run for congress instead of lying in front of them. 52 00:06:25,951 --> 00:06:29,652 Good. And you're sure you can get more? 53 00:06:31,356 --> 00:06:34,692 I've got the straight hook up. 54 00:06:34,693 --> 00:06:37,594 Wait. What's the m for? 55 00:06:38,363 --> 00:06:40,130 Um... 56 00:06:42,100 --> 00:06:47,372 Uh, midalithamethamine. 57 00:06:47,373 --> 00:06:49,374 That's uh, its clinical name. 58 00:06:49,375 --> 00:06:52,275 Hey, I've heard of that. 59 00:06:53,378 --> 00:06:55,279 Smart guy. 60 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:05,422 I am a renegade 61 00:07:05,423 --> 00:07:07,891 don't fit in with the fold, baby? 62 00:07:07,892 --> 00:07:10,494 Doin' time on the West Side way? 63 00:07:10,495 --> 00:07:12,694 Taking it day by day 64 00:07:15,399 --> 00:07:17,067 hell, yeah 65 00:07:17,068 --> 00:07:20,335 Uh, Edster. Did you come to visit me in the big D? 66 00:07:22,773 --> 00:07:26,009 Uh, no, I got detention, too. 67 00:07:26,010 --> 00:07:28,011 No way. You got detention? 68 00:07:28,012 --> 00:07:29,746 Now when your mom accuses me of being a bad influence, 69 00:07:29,747 --> 00:07:32,349 she actually has a leg to stand on. 70 00:07:32,350 --> 00:07:33,617 Uh, yeah. 71 00:07:33,618 --> 00:07:37,955 Can the Ashman interest you in his other wears? 72 00:07:37,956 --> 00:07:40,791 Grade a. Called blue sky. 73 00:07:40,792 --> 00:07:44,760 And trust me, it will get you soaring. 74 00:07:46,864 --> 00:07:48,098 Yeah. 75 00:07:48,099 --> 00:07:49,766 No. No go, dude. 76 00:07:49,767 --> 00:07:51,767 This body's a temple. 77 00:07:51,768 --> 00:07:54,035 There's no way I'm polluting it with that shit. 78 00:07:54,504 --> 00:07:55,671 Check it. 79 00:07:55,672 --> 00:07:58,674 I tell you, Edster, if I ever meet George Romero, 80 00:07:58,675 --> 00:08:01,978 I'm gonna seduce him and bear him little zombie babies. 81 00:08:01,979 --> 00:08:04,413 But then they would probably eat us which would be kind of sad 82 00:08:04,414 --> 00:08:07,383 because that means no more living dead movies. 83 00:08:07,384 --> 00:08:08,951 But it would be a great metaphor 84 00:08:08,952 --> 00:08:10,052 for what kids end up doing to their parents 85 00:08:10,053 --> 00:08:13,287 when they turn into teenagers. Right, Ed? 86 00:08:27,436 --> 00:08:28,671 Mrs. Rumblethorp? 87 00:08:28,672 --> 00:08:29,805 Eddie. 88 00:08:29,806 --> 00:08:31,874 I was wondering if you decided yet 89 00:08:31,875 --> 00:08:34,076 about telling principal McMann. 90 00:08:34,077 --> 00:08:38,916 Marksamus! Mi amigo. How doth it hang? 91 00:08:38,917 --> 00:08:41,985 Oh, whoa, bro, you OK? 92 00:08:41,986 --> 00:08:43,819 It's my hand. 93 00:08:43,820 --> 00:08:45,888 Some crazy bum bit me out in the parking lot. 94 00:08:45,889 --> 00:08:50,626 I'm sorry. I don't think I can just ignore this. 95 00:08:50,627 --> 00:08:53,195 What you did is serious. 96 00:08:53,196 --> 00:08:55,131 It's illegal. Not to mention dangerous. 97 00:08:55,132 --> 00:08:59,035 You can't tell him because this is my chance. 98 00:08:59,036 --> 00:09:00,069 It's Harvard. 99 00:09:00,070 --> 00:09:02,204 Well, here, let Dr. Ash take a look. 100 00:09:02,205 --> 00:09:05,473 I got the cure for what ails you. Here. 101 00:09:10,513 --> 00:09:11,914 Oh, whoa, dude! 102 00:09:11,915 --> 00:09:15,318 You got some legit nurse visiting rights. 103 00:09:15,319 --> 00:09:16,619 Yo, Mrs. rumbles! 104 00:09:16,620 --> 00:09:19,188 Ms. Ro, I think you should check mark man's hand. 105 00:09:19,189 --> 00:09:20,856 No, I told you... 106 00:09:20,857 --> 00:09:22,091 Marksamus. 107 00:09:22,092 --> 00:09:23,526 For serious, hit the nurse. 108 00:09:23,527 --> 00:09:26,127 For one thing, she's like 10 times hotter than rumbles. 109 00:09:32,835 --> 00:09:34,736 Mrs. rumbles! 110 00:09:34,737 --> 00:09:35,971 That dude's totally got rabies. 111 00:09:35,972 --> 00:09:38,039 You don't go rabid in a couple of hours. 112 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:40,675 Ok, back up, everyone. 113 00:09:40,676 --> 00:09:42,944 Uh, Mrs. Rumblethorp... 114 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:47,882 Help her! 115 00:09:47,883 --> 00:09:50,552 He's strangling her! 116 00:09:50,553 --> 00:09:52,220 On the count of 3. 117 00:09:52,221 --> 00:09:53,555 He's not letting go. 118 00:09:53,556 --> 00:09:55,488 1, 2, 3! 119 00:10:04,399 --> 00:10:06,001 My uniform! 120 00:10:06,002 --> 00:10:07,636 Jesus Christ, she's like bleeding to death, 121 00:10:07,637 --> 00:10:09,104 and you're worried about your uniform? 122 00:10:09,105 --> 00:10:12,707 It's blood. Do you know how hard blood is to get out? 123 00:10:12,708 --> 00:10:13,842 Guys! 124 00:10:13,843 --> 00:10:16,244 I think Marksamus is dead zone. 125 00:10:16,245 --> 00:10:18,013 Uh, I'm gonna get help. 126 00:10:18,014 --> 00:10:19,781 Willow, we need something to stop the bleeding. 127 00:10:19,782 --> 00:10:21,748 This is dry clean only. 128 00:10:23,585 --> 00:10:25,485 - Hey! - Problem solved. 129 00:10:34,595 --> 00:10:36,695 Uh... guys? 130 00:10:37,598 --> 00:10:39,732 Come here! 131 00:10:58,285 --> 00:11:00,287 What are they doing? 132 00:11:00,288 --> 00:11:02,554 What kind of rabies is this? 133 00:11:05,859 --> 00:11:08,193 It's not rabies. 134 00:11:10,297 --> 00:11:11,930 They're zombies. 135 00:11:18,971 --> 00:11:20,339 Holy fucklestein! 136 00:11:20,340 --> 00:11:22,008 Oh, my God! What are we gonna do! 137 00:11:22,009 --> 00:11:23,009 I say we get the hell out of here. 138 00:11:23,010 --> 00:11:24,110 Damn straight. 139 00:11:24,111 --> 00:11:25,645 I don't think that's a good idea. 140 00:11:25,646 --> 00:11:26,879 - What? - No, look, look, look! 141 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:29,048 The guy who bit mark must have bit other kids. 142 00:11:29,049 --> 00:11:31,851 If they turn into zombies and bite other students, 143 00:11:31,852 --> 00:11:33,753 you've got what you call 144 00:11:33,754 --> 00:11:36,155 infinitely expanding growth potential. Huh? 145 00:11:36,156 --> 00:11:38,658 One zombie equals many more zombies. 146 00:11:38,659 --> 00:11:40,425 Oh. 147 00:11:41,661 --> 00:11:43,396 So we can't go out there. 148 00:11:43,397 --> 00:11:44,831 We don't know how many more could be out there. 149 00:11:44,832 --> 00:11:45,965 They could be everywhere. 150 00:11:45,966 --> 00:11:48,533 What are you saying, we should stay here and hide? 151 00:11:50,670 --> 00:11:52,772 Mrs. Rumblethorp, you shouldn't be standing. 152 00:11:52,773 --> 00:11:54,472 She's trying to say something. 153 00:11:56,976 --> 00:11:58,244 Oh, hey, you really need to stop doing that. 154 00:11:58,245 --> 00:12:00,611 It's even grossing me out. 155 00:12:03,716 --> 00:12:05,151 - Brad, baby. - What? 156 00:12:05,152 --> 00:12:06,486 Kill it. 157 00:12:06,487 --> 00:12:09,155 Why me? Jim, you kill it. I'll get the next one. 158 00:12:09,156 --> 00:12:10,822 - You're the one joining the ROTC. - So. 159 00:12:10,823 --> 00:12:13,623 So go get all hoo-rah on his ass. 160 00:12:26,738 --> 00:12:28,840 Sorry, but I think staying in there is a bad idea. 161 00:12:28,841 --> 00:12:30,607 Agreed. 162 00:12:43,922 --> 00:12:47,025 I hope I become a ghost 163 00:12:47,026 --> 00:12:48,727 How long before she, you know... 164 00:12:48,728 --> 00:12:50,028 I don't know, but we can't leave her. 165 00:12:50,029 --> 00:12:53,465 I hope I become a ghost 166 00:12:53,466 --> 00:12:56,468 and make sure the future turns out fine 167 00:12:56,469 --> 00:12:59,871 I hope I become a ghost 168 00:12:59,872 --> 00:13:03,140 and when the world is said and done 169 00:13:03,141 --> 00:13:06,277 Signs will become so close 170 00:13:06,278 --> 00:13:09,413 and there will be nowhere that I can't run 171 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:15,384 Ooh 172 00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:19,757 ahh 173 00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:21,991 ohh 174 00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:33,270 Uh, to the back, come on. Come on! 175 00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:36,473 And watch all my grandchildren growing old 176 00:13:36,474 --> 00:13:39,476 Some they will remember me 177 00:13:39,477 --> 00:13:42,813 and others through the stories they've been told 178 00:13:42,814 --> 00:13:45,850 Now I don't intend to frighten you 179 00:13:45,851 --> 00:13:48,986 I just want to see if what I think is true 180 00:13:48,987 --> 00:13:52,022 Cause then and only then we'll know 181 00:13:52,023 --> 00:13:55,391 If it was worth it to become a ghost 182 00:13:55,392 --> 00:13:57,727 This is the future of our American military? 183 00:13:57,728 --> 00:14:01,897 I know. Pretty soon even the French will conquer us. 184 00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:07,136 Chuck? Yeah, man, hit that shit. 185 00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,587 Shit. 186 00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:28,893 I'll check if principal McMann is here. 187 00:14:28,894 --> 00:14:31,395 Babykins, you won't let them hurt me, will you? 188 00:14:31,396 --> 00:14:33,130 Janet, babe, I have years of military experience. 189 00:14:33,131 --> 00:14:35,099 Alright, they won't lay a finger on you. 190 00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:37,368 You have years of military experience? 191 00:14:37,369 --> 00:14:41,537 Yeah. I've been paintballing with my dad since I was 6. 192 00:14:47,911 --> 00:14:49,345 Principal McMann? 193 00:14:49,346 --> 00:14:52,046 Oh, damn it! I got nothing. 194 00:14:55,118 --> 00:14:56,519 Uh, I got nothing here. 195 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:57,887 Yeah. Me neither. 196 00:14:57,888 --> 00:14:59,088 Nor I. 197 00:14:59,089 --> 00:15:00,590 Me, too. 198 00:15:00,591 --> 00:15:02,292 Maybe all these, uh, corpsicles 199 00:15:02,293 --> 00:15:06,194 are creating some kind of undead zone. 200 00:15:08,998 --> 00:15:11,401 Hey, Lilly and Ashley are out there. 201 00:15:11,402 --> 00:15:13,269 They are? Well, open the door. Let them in. 202 00:15:13,270 --> 00:15:15,271 They're a little busy right now. 203 00:15:15,272 --> 00:15:17,105 Doing what? 204 00:15:19,175 --> 00:15:21,311 Eating Rick Bliscan. 205 00:15:21,312 --> 00:15:23,146 What are you laughing at? 206 00:15:23,147 --> 00:15:27,517 Uh, well, when uh, Ashley and Lilly were alive, 207 00:15:27,518 --> 00:15:28,952 they were always talking about 208 00:15:28,953 --> 00:15:30,153 who would get a piece of Rick's ass first. 209 00:15:30,154 --> 00:15:31,920 So? 210 00:15:32,221 --> 00:15:34,656 Lilly won. 211 00:15:36,893 --> 00:15:39,027 Oh, fuck. 212 00:15:39,028 --> 00:15:40,896 That's not funny. 213 00:15:40,897 --> 00:15:42,030 Well, it's a little funny. 214 00:15:42,031 --> 00:15:44,166 Kind of cool. 215 00:15:44,167 --> 00:15:47,369 No, no, no. This is not cool. 216 00:15:47,370 --> 00:15:49,371 I know you all are raging freakazoids and all, 217 00:15:49,372 --> 00:15:52,474 but even ones as far removed from cooldom as you 218 00:15:52,475 --> 00:15:53,675 should still understand 219 00:15:53,676 --> 00:15:56,678 how much further from coolness this situation is. 220 00:15:56,679 --> 00:15:58,579 Yeah. 221 00:16:14,029 --> 00:16:15,464 Janet, you should really lighten up. 222 00:16:15,465 --> 00:16:19,101 Lighten up? No, this is no time to lighten up. 223 00:16:19,102 --> 00:16:20,602 If anything, we should all be getting heavier. 224 00:16:20,603 --> 00:16:22,137 Well, maybe you should stop upchucking 225 00:16:22,138 --> 00:16:23,205 after every meal then. 226 00:16:23,206 --> 00:16:27,275 Hey! Janet's right. This is serious. 227 00:16:27,276 --> 00:16:30,544 And serious times call for... Serious minds. 228 00:16:30,545 --> 00:16:33,112 Thank God we have you then. 229 00:16:35,282 --> 00:16:38,150 Was principal McMann in there? 230 00:16:41,122 --> 00:16:42,888 Partly. 231 00:16:46,727 --> 00:16:47,962 I don't want to die here. 232 00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:49,130 Ok. 233 00:16:49,131 --> 00:16:50,564 This zombie shit 234 00:16:50,565 --> 00:16:53,134 is really starting to harsh my mellow, OK? 235 00:16:53,135 --> 00:16:55,069 All right, look. 236 00:16:55,070 --> 00:16:57,570 Come on, you too, Willow. Get in here. 237 00:17:00,307 --> 00:17:01,509 All right, this school 238 00:17:01,510 --> 00:17:04,178 is crawling with God knows how many zomb-heads. 239 00:17:04,179 --> 00:17:05,679 We need to find somewhere to hold up. 240 00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:09,116 And we need to fortify. 241 00:17:09,117 --> 00:17:10,518 Well, yeah, but everywhere we go, 242 00:17:10,519 --> 00:17:11,719 there's going to be deadheads already there. 243 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:14,587 Yeah, we need somewhere no one goes to. 244 00:17:15,990 --> 00:17:17,992 The library. 245 00:17:17,993 --> 00:17:19,925 Why would we go there? 246 00:17:20,661 --> 00:17:24,631 It's perfect. One major entrance and plenty of shelves 247 00:17:24,632 --> 00:17:26,331 to barricade the door. 248 00:17:27,333 --> 00:17:28,768 Sounds easily defendable. 249 00:17:28,769 --> 00:17:30,103 Yeah, and it's right down the hall. 250 00:17:30,104 --> 00:17:32,205 Good. 'Cause all this running and shit 251 00:17:32,206 --> 00:17:34,007 is tuckering the Ashman out. 252 00:17:34,008 --> 00:17:35,542 Yeah, I don't think Mrs. Rumblethorpe 253 00:17:35,543 --> 00:17:37,742 can take much more moving around. 254 00:17:45,018 --> 00:17:46,386 Most important... 255 00:17:46,387 --> 00:17:48,021 Yeah? 256 00:17:48,022 --> 00:17:50,557 Not a single student in this school 257 00:17:50,558 --> 00:17:53,224 would be caught dead there. 258 00:17:54,027 --> 00:17:58,363 Don't you mean caught... Undead there? 259 00:18:19,251 --> 00:18:21,386 What do we do about that, brainiac? 260 00:18:21,387 --> 00:18:24,556 From the little observations that I've been able to make, 261 00:18:24,557 --> 00:18:28,861 - zombies seem to be uni-attentional. - Ok. What? 262 00:18:28,862 --> 00:18:33,529 Zombies only pay attention to what's right in front of them. 263 00:18:33,966 --> 00:18:36,735 So, so if we don't draw their attention... 264 00:18:36,736 --> 00:18:40,403 We should just be able to walk right by. 265 00:18:41,406 --> 00:18:43,741 You go first. 266 00:19:59,817 --> 00:20:02,084 Way to go, Edster! 267 00:20:08,426 --> 00:20:10,260 This way! 268 00:20:13,598 --> 00:20:15,998 Downstairs. Go! Go! 269 00:20:20,371 --> 00:20:23,574 Hey! Hey! Come here! 270 00:20:23,575 --> 00:20:27,844 Come and get me! Come and get me! 271 00:20:29,513 --> 00:20:31,515 Hey! Go, go, go! 272 00:20:31,516 --> 00:20:33,551 Come and get me! 273 00:20:33,552 --> 00:20:35,251 Come and get me. 274 00:20:39,357 --> 00:20:41,123 Come here. 275 00:20:45,529 --> 00:20:47,798 - In the library! - Get the door! Get the door! 276 00:20:47,799 --> 00:20:50,565 Go! Go! 277 00:20:53,203 --> 00:20:54,204 Yeah! 278 00:20:54,205 --> 00:20:56,137 Aha! 279 00:20:58,475 --> 00:21:01,910 Yeah! Hell, yeah! 280 00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:20,297 Jesus, Eddie. 281 00:21:20,298 --> 00:21:22,364 I know, I didn't think that would actually work. 282 00:21:50,426 --> 00:21:52,226 Ok, she's not looking too good. 283 00:21:53,262 --> 00:21:54,663 I can't believe this is happening. 284 00:21:54,664 --> 00:21:57,766 I am student council vice president. 285 00:21:57,767 --> 00:22:00,903 Junior prom queen, and head cheerleader, 286 00:22:00,904 --> 00:22:02,771 and I have a serious problem 287 00:22:02,772 --> 00:22:04,173 with the direction this school is taking. 288 00:22:04,174 --> 00:22:05,674 Well, I'd adjust quickly if I were you, 289 00:22:05,675 --> 00:22:07,476 or the next popularity contest you'll be winning 290 00:22:07,477 --> 00:22:10,612 is most likely to get eaten by the student body. 291 00:22:10,613 --> 00:22:13,215 Aah! Oh! 292 00:22:16,286 --> 00:22:17,386 Again? 293 00:22:17,387 --> 00:22:19,153 Damn it, Janet. Help me. 294 00:22:19,955 --> 00:22:21,290 What should I do? 295 00:22:21,291 --> 00:22:24,493 Here. Hold her neck. Keep pressure on it. 296 00:22:24,494 --> 00:22:26,995 Eddie's been studying medical school since like infancy, 297 00:22:26,996 --> 00:22:29,163 so maybe he knows. 298 00:22:32,300 --> 00:22:34,067 Ew! 299 00:22:35,603 --> 00:22:36,704 Hey, what is it? 300 00:22:36,705 --> 00:22:40,606 Oh, nothing big. Just the end of the world. 301 00:22:58,860 --> 00:23:02,295 Ah! Ah! 302 00:23:30,557 --> 00:23:32,491 Mrs. Rumblethorp? 303 00:23:36,897 --> 00:23:39,131 Oh, please don't be dead. 304 00:23:40,901 --> 00:23:42,634 Please? 305 00:23:47,908 --> 00:23:50,075 Ok... 306 00:24:04,891 --> 00:24:09,461 Ok... Ok. 307 00:24:26,412 --> 00:24:28,480 Come on. Janet! 308 00:24:33,752 --> 00:24:37,121 Bradikins. You saved me. 309 00:24:43,095 --> 00:24:45,329 Guys, help me! 310 00:24:47,466 --> 00:24:49,234 Whoa. 311 00:24:51,137 --> 00:24:52,439 Aah! 312 00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:53,607 Did she bite you? 313 00:24:53,608 --> 00:24:55,175 No! I bent my finger weird. 314 00:24:55,176 --> 00:24:56,776 I can't hold her much longer. 315 00:24:56,777 --> 00:24:57,978 - Her brain. Her brain! - What? 316 00:24:57,979 --> 00:24:59,980 Eddie's right, the only way to kill a zombie 317 00:24:59,981 --> 00:25:01,114 is destroy its brain. 318 00:25:01,115 --> 00:25:05,117 That cuntress has been riding me since I was a freshman. 319 00:25:06,653 --> 00:25:10,688 It's time for some payback. 320 00:25:13,792 --> 00:25:15,726 Bring her to me. 321 00:26:10,248 --> 00:26:14,784 How you like me now, Rumbly Thumbly? Hmm? 322 00:26:24,362 --> 00:26:25,797 It looks like rob zombie 323 00:26:25,798 --> 00:26:26,831 raped the entire cast of gossip girl 324 00:26:26,832 --> 00:26:28,833 and this is their angry love child. 325 00:26:28,834 --> 00:26:30,768 And who knows what it's like everywhere else. 326 00:26:30,769 --> 00:26:34,706 Tried the land lines. Nothing. 327 00:26:34,707 --> 00:26:38,176 So we're completely cutoff from the rest of the world? 328 00:26:38,177 --> 00:26:39,177 What about the Internet? 329 00:26:39,178 --> 00:26:42,145 None of our phones can get a signal. 330 00:26:43,381 --> 00:26:45,648 School computer? 331 00:26:46,551 --> 00:26:47,585 Really? 332 00:26:47,586 --> 00:26:49,120 That thing's so ancient 333 00:26:49,121 --> 00:26:50,655 it makes old tron look cutting edge. 334 00:26:50,656 --> 00:26:52,756 It's worth a try, ok? 335 00:26:52,757 --> 00:26:54,625 You know, maybe we can email for help. 336 00:26:54,626 --> 00:26:58,195 Or tweet. OMG, zombies attacking the school. 337 00:26:58,196 --> 00:27:00,362 Send help pronto. 338 00:27:14,845 --> 00:27:16,645 Here goes nothing. 339 00:27:32,596 --> 00:27:34,031 This might take awhile. 340 00:27:34,032 --> 00:27:35,298 Well, if this isn't a commentary 341 00:27:35,299 --> 00:27:36,967 on the current state of public education, 342 00:27:36,968 --> 00:27:39,201 I don't know what is. 343 00:27:49,311 --> 00:27:51,612 Yeah, that helps. 344 00:28:03,993 --> 00:28:07,528 Feet in the air and head on the ground 345 00:28:10,366 --> 00:28:14,902 You try this trick and spin it 346 00:28:16,872 --> 00:28:20,910 Your head will collapse but there's nothing in it 347 00:28:20,911 --> 00:28:23,746 So you ask yourself 348 00:28:23,747 --> 00:28:25,813 everything will be OK. 349 00:28:27,316 --> 00:28:29,652 Look at you. You are way too hot to die. 350 00:28:29,653 --> 00:28:32,987 Where is my mind 351 00:28:40,662 --> 00:28:49,369 way out in the water, see it swimming 352 00:28:53,975 --> 00:28:57,011 I was swimming... 353 00:28:57,012 --> 00:28:59,314 Like the werewolves are to vampires, 354 00:28:59,315 --> 00:29:01,716 or are you team Switzerland? 355 00:29:02,318 --> 00:29:04,684 Oh, yeah, me too, yeah. 356 00:29:07,689 --> 00:29:09,090 Except the little fish 357 00:29:09,091 --> 00:29:13,027 but they told me, he swears tryin' to talk to me 358 00:29:13,028 --> 00:29:18,800 Where is my mind, where is my mind 359 00:29:18,801 --> 00:29:23,470 Where is my mind? 360 00:29:31,044 --> 00:29:39,418 Way out in the water, see it swimming 361 00:29:44,725 --> 00:29:46,493 Um, hey, guys, I think we have a problem 362 00:29:46,494 --> 00:29:48,262 of incalculable proportion. 363 00:29:48,263 --> 00:29:49,329 Huh? 364 00:29:49,330 --> 00:29:51,131 Big problem. 365 00:29:51,132 --> 00:29:52,733 Oh. 366 00:29:52,734 --> 00:29:54,001 Are they getting in? 367 00:29:54,002 --> 00:29:56,236 No, no, not yet, Janet. But they will. 368 00:29:56,237 --> 00:29:57,971 There's no way they're gonna make it through the barricade. 369 00:29:57,972 --> 00:30:02,409 Their numbers are growing, Jimmy. They're gonna get in. 370 00:30:02,410 --> 00:30:03,477 Well, then I say we run for it. 371 00:30:03,478 --> 00:30:04,745 No, no, that's... 372 00:30:04,746 --> 00:30:05,779 yeah, he's right. 373 00:30:05,780 --> 00:30:06,980 All right, we make a run. 374 00:30:06,981 --> 00:30:08,882 Maybe someone out there has a cure or something. 375 00:30:08,883 --> 00:30:10,150 Yeah, and go back out there? 376 00:30:10,151 --> 00:30:12,753 - Yeah. - With them? 377 00:30:12,754 --> 00:30:13,855 Bradikins, baby, 378 00:30:13,856 --> 00:30:15,423 I can't do it. I can't. 379 00:30:15,424 --> 00:30:16,791 Ok, look. 380 00:30:16,792 --> 00:30:18,493 I've seen about every zombie movie there is, 381 00:30:18,494 --> 00:30:19,960 and one internal truth in all of them 382 00:30:19,961 --> 00:30:21,461 is that going outside equals bad. 383 00:30:21,462 --> 00:30:23,030 - Exactly. - I say we run for it. 384 00:30:23,031 --> 00:30:25,833 And outrun the high school of the damned. 385 00:30:25,834 --> 00:30:26,967 Look, from what I've seen, 386 00:30:26,968 --> 00:30:28,268 I don't need to outrun one of them. 387 00:30:28,269 --> 00:30:29,770 I need to outrun one of you. 388 00:30:29,771 --> 00:30:31,939 And I'm pretty damned sure I can beat asthma boy here. 389 00:30:31,940 --> 00:30:35,142 I don't have asthma. Not all dorky kids have asthma. 390 00:30:35,143 --> 00:30:39,112 Yeah, look, we make a run. Right, some of us will make it. 391 00:30:39,113 --> 00:30:40,280 Look at her. 392 00:30:40,281 --> 00:30:42,382 She's got big-ass boots on. She can't run. 393 00:30:42,383 --> 00:30:45,385 - Survival of the fittest. - Hoo-rah. 394 00:30:45,386 --> 00:30:47,454 I breathe just fine. Thank you. 395 00:30:47,455 --> 00:30:50,157 Oh, Bradikins, I can't go out there and compete. 396 00:30:50,158 --> 00:30:51,458 I play sports. 397 00:30:51,459 --> 00:30:53,460 I'm totally OK with the current living situation. 398 00:30:53,461 --> 00:30:54,795 I'm just saying. 399 00:30:54,796 --> 00:30:56,563 I bowl. I'm a bowler. I'm an excellent bowler. 400 00:30:56,564 --> 00:30:59,132 Eddie, focus, come on. Focus, please. 401 00:30:59,133 --> 00:31:01,802 Sorry. Right, sorry. Jimmy. 402 00:31:01,803 --> 00:31:04,872 Jimmy, your plan only works if we all agree to go out there, 403 00:31:04,873 --> 00:31:07,274 and clearly there is a large dissenting opinion 404 00:31:07,275 --> 00:31:08,809 that plans just stay put. 405 00:31:08,810 --> 00:31:09,943 Like me. 406 00:31:09,944 --> 00:31:11,811 And me. Brad, babe... 407 00:31:11,812 --> 00:31:14,345 You won't leave me here, will you? 408 00:31:16,983 --> 00:31:18,451 We stay. 409 00:31:18,452 --> 00:31:20,219 Come on! 410 00:31:22,521 --> 00:31:24,957 Oh, you guys seriously need to chillax. 411 00:31:24,958 --> 00:31:26,926 Chillax? 412 00:31:26,927 --> 00:31:29,061 Yeah. Look on the bright side. 413 00:31:29,062 --> 00:31:32,531 Bright side? The school is overrun with zombies. 414 00:31:32,532 --> 00:31:33,833 What's the bright side? 415 00:31:33,834 --> 00:31:37,403 When else do you get to decapitate your English teacher 416 00:31:37,404 --> 00:31:40,473 and then continue to torment her undead head? 417 00:31:40,474 --> 00:31:43,109 Right, Mrs. Rummy Thumber? 418 00:31:43,110 --> 00:31:49,382 Oh! No biting! That's a bad Mrs. Rumbly Thumbly. Huh? 419 00:31:49,383 --> 00:31:51,083 Detention for you! 420 00:31:51,084 --> 00:31:54,485 Ash! Stop taunting the undead. 421 00:31:55,021 --> 00:31:56,222 All right. 422 00:31:56,223 --> 00:31:58,991 All right, look. I got it. 423 00:31:58,992 --> 00:32:01,027 If we're going to stay, 424 00:32:01,028 --> 00:32:03,261 we need to treat this like a siege situation. 425 00:32:03,262 --> 00:32:04,930 Our greatest danger is lying 426 00:32:04,931 --> 00:32:06,531 either a frontal breach of our defenses, 427 00:32:06,532 --> 00:32:08,466 or a small scale incursion 428 00:32:08,467 --> 00:32:11,668 via an as yet unrecognized weak point. 429 00:32:14,539 --> 00:32:16,506 We do some recon. 430 00:32:33,191 --> 00:32:34,891 Eddie, you're a book geek, right? 431 00:32:36,161 --> 00:32:37,395 You know how to look stuff up and shit? 432 00:32:37,396 --> 00:32:39,130 Sure. 433 00:32:39,131 --> 00:32:41,232 Maybe there's something in here that can help. 434 00:32:41,233 --> 00:32:45,537 Zombie stuff, like a how-to survive a zombie attack. 435 00:32:45,538 --> 00:32:47,238 Or what to do if bitten. 436 00:32:47,239 --> 00:32:49,641 This is a high school library, 437 00:32:49,642 --> 00:32:51,242 so I'm not sure there's a lot of reference material 438 00:32:51,243 --> 00:32:52,377 on zombies. 439 00:32:52,378 --> 00:32:54,346 Yeah, too bad this isn't the library 440 00:32:54,347 --> 00:32:55,646 from Buffy the vampire slayer 441 00:32:55,647 --> 00:32:57,814 cause they had a wicked dark art selection. 442 00:32:59,684 --> 00:33:02,419 What? 443 00:33:02,420 --> 00:33:04,588 I liked the two gay witches. 444 00:33:04,589 --> 00:33:06,722 Wicked chicks are hot. 445 00:33:10,194 --> 00:33:11,860 Ow. 446 00:33:32,182 --> 00:33:36,220 Damn it! There's gotta be something, right? 447 00:33:36,221 --> 00:33:38,355 Sorry, but when it comes to living dead, 448 00:33:38,356 --> 00:33:40,457 your best source of info is right in front of you. 449 00:33:40,458 --> 00:33:43,394 Between Eddie and I, we've seen about every movie, 450 00:33:43,395 --> 00:33:45,329 read every comic book and played every video game 451 00:33:45,330 --> 00:33:46,963 that has anything to do with zombies. 452 00:33:46,964 --> 00:33:48,331 Yeah, that's right. 453 00:33:48,332 --> 00:33:51,467 When it comes to zombie survival, we're the bad asses. 454 00:33:51,468 --> 00:33:55,838 Fine. Eddie, Willow, you'll act as our intelligence... 455 00:34:06,315 --> 00:34:09,519 Well, that's in no way ominous or foreboding. 456 00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:10,653 Baby? 457 00:34:10,654 --> 00:34:12,522 Janet, babe, don't worry, OK? 458 00:34:12,523 --> 00:34:15,590 I'll kill anything that comes through the door. 459 00:34:19,496 --> 00:34:21,596 Jimmy! 460 00:34:23,332 --> 00:34:25,099 Jimmy! 461 00:34:29,405 --> 00:34:31,606 Oh, man, no! 462 00:34:34,277 --> 00:34:39,014 Jimmy... Hey. Hang in there. 463 00:34:39,015 --> 00:34:40,248 I don't feel so good. 464 00:34:40,249 --> 00:34:42,182 All right. I'll give you some air. 465 00:34:49,191 --> 00:34:51,024 Hang in there. 466 00:34:53,662 --> 00:34:56,096 This is not getting us anywhere. 467 00:35:06,708 --> 00:35:08,408 Stay there! 468 00:35:20,055 --> 00:35:21,822 Ugh. 469 00:35:30,398 --> 00:35:32,131 Whoa. 470 00:35:39,407 --> 00:35:40,742 I mean we can't just leave him there. 471 00:35:40,743 --> 00:35:42,909 He's gonna turn. 472 00:35:43,778 --> 00:35:47,082 Hey, we all saw what happened to Mrs. Rumblethorp. 473 00:35:47,083 --> 00:35:50,318 So, what? You want to throw him out the window? 474 00:35:50,319 --> 00:35:51,753 It's Jimmy for Christ sakes. 475 00:35:51,754 --> 00:35:54,289 Not for long, bro. 476 00:35:54,290 --> 00:36:01,027 Brad, baby, they're right. You know they're right. 477 00:36:03,098 --> 00:36:04,266 Ah, fuck. 478 00:36:04,267 --> 00:36:06,032 Brad. 479 00:36:09,371 --> 00:36:11,204 Jimmy. 480 00:36:15,110 --> 00:36:16,877 Hoo-rah. 481 00:36:28,455 --> 00:36:31,257 No! 482 00:36:34,128 --> 00:36:37,129 Hoo-rah... 483 00:37:01,155 --> 00:37:03,255 We're all gonna die. 484 00:37:05,159 --> 00:37:08,362 We're all gonna die! 485 00:37:08,363 --> 00:37:10,796 We're all gonna die. 486 00:37:13,834 --> 00:37:17,537 Janet, it's gonna be OK. We're gonna be OK. 487 00:37:17,538 --> 00:37:21,507 We're gonna be OK. 488 00:37:21,508 --> 00:37:25,410 Uh, um, group hug. 489 00:37:33,186 --> 00:37:34,986 Thanks, guys. 490 00:37:36,522 --> 00:37:38,356 I'm OK now. 491 00:38:00,213 --> 00:38:02,146 Wonder what caused all this. 492 00:38:03,216 --> 00:38:04,983 Nuclear fallout? 493 00:38:07,653 --> 00:38:09,988 Military super soldier experiments. 494 00:38:09,989 --> 00:38:11,423 Meteors. 495 00:38:11,424 --> 00:38:14,825 Biological weapons. 496 00:38:15,294 --> 00:38:16,328 Aliens. 497 00:38:16,329 --> 00:38:18,328 Diseased monkeys. 498 00:38:22,267 --> 00:38:23,568 You know what I don't get? 499 00:38:23,569 --> 00:38:27,938 Mark. When he turned all aberzombie and Fitch, 500 00:38:28,740 --> 00:38:30,409 he was still pretty fast. 501 00:38:30,410 --> 00:38:36,415 But Marion the zombrarian was all slow and stumbly. 502 00:38:36,416 --> 00:38:37,883 Clearly each zombie retains 503 00:38:37,884 --> 00:38:39,418 some of their physical attributes 504 00:38:39,419 --> 00:38:41,318 from when they were alive. 505 00:38:53,598 --> 00:38:56,400 All right. Enough. 506 00:38:57,436 --> 00:38:58,536 Enough. 507 00:38:58,537 --> 00:39:00,838 We all seriously need to chillax 508 00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:02,540 before someone pops a blood vessel. 509 00:39:02,541 --> 00:39:04,942 Chillax? What the fuck is chillax? 510 00:39:04,943 --> 00:39:07,978 Chill. And relax. 511 00:39:07,979 --> 00:39:11,981 When the powers combine, chillax. 512 00:39:12,450 --> 00:39:13,651 Whatever. 513 00:39:13,652 --> 00:39:16,654 All I'm saying is I think it's time 514 00:39:16,655 --> 00:39:18,587 to intro a little... 515 00:39:18,889 --> 00:39:20,958 Mellow. 516 00:39:20,959 --> 00:39:23,794 Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? 517 00:39:23,795 --> 00:39:26,195 To this pity party. 518 00:39:27,598 --> 00:39:29,298 Sweet. Share the wealth. 519 00:39:29,834 --> 00:39:32,670 As the lady dark doth command. 520 00:39:32,671 --> 00:39:35,072 Wait, is that marijuana pot? 521 00:39:35,073 --> 00:39:36,707 Something like that. 522 00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:39,043 I don't think this is the time to be getting high. 523 00:39:39,044 --> 00:39:42,311 I need something to calm my nerves. 524 00:39:44,882 --> 00:39:47,583 What say you, Bradtasm? 525 00:39:48,652 --> 00:39:51,653 Yeah, fuck it. For medicinal purposes. 526 00:39:55,592 --> 00:39:56,760 Secondhand smoke? 527 00:39:56,761 --> 00:39:58,661 Won't the zombies get the munchies? 528 00:39:58,662 --> 00:40:00,330 Ed, they already have them. 529 00:40:00,331 --> 00:40:01,464 Fine. 530 00:40:01,465 --> 00:40:03,767 Smoking weed equals death. 531 00:40:03,768 --> 00:40:04,834 What? 532 00:40:04,835 --> 00:40:06,069 In the movies, 533 00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:09,572 smoking the weed equals death. 534 00:40:09,573 --> 00:40:11,508 Drinking equals death. 535 00:40:11,509 --> 00:40:13,443 Having sex equals death. 536 00:40:13,444 --> 00:40:17,981 Basically having fun in any way will get you killed. 537 00:40:17,982 --> 00:40:21,885 Right. Horror movies are total 538 00:40:21,886 --> 00:40:24,888 moral righty conservative propaganda bullshit. 539 00:40:24,889 --> 00:40:26,122 Tell me about it. 540 00:40:26,123 --> 00:40:28,758 I've never been so happy to be a virgin. 541 00:40:28,759 --> 00:40:31,461 What? 542 00:40:31,462 --> 00:40:32,929 I'm waiting for the right girl. 543 00:40:32,930 --> 00:40:34,831 Uh, sure, if by the right girl 544 00:40:34,832 --> 00:40:36,766 you mean someone lame enough to sleep with your ass. 545 00:40:36,767 --> 00:40:39,501 No, no. I mean... 546 00:40:47,709 --> 00:40:49,410 Yeah, whatever. 547 00:40:50,045 --> 00:40:52,146 High school sucks. 548 00:41:00,389 --> 00:41:02,122 Just do it. 549 00:41:06,062 --> 00:41:09,764 Oh... 550 00:41:17,907 --> 00:41:20,075 What was that? What is it? 551 00:41:37,626 --> 00:41:40,027 Oh... 552 00:41:41,430 --> 00:41:43,230 He was enjoying it, too. 553 00:41:51,773 --> 00:41:55,476 Ugh! 554 00:41:56,778 --> 00:42:00,449 Uh, me and uh, pale tits mistress 555 00:42:00,450 --> 00:42:02,484 of the extreme eyeliner 556 00:42:02,485 --> 00:42:06,453 are regulars in the good ship detention, but um, 557 00:42:07,589 --> 00:42:09,456 what the hell are you three doing here? 558 00:42:09,992 --> 00:42:10,993 Nothing. 559 00:42:10,994 --> 00:42:12,794 Oh, come on. 560 00:42:12,795 --> 00:42:17,132 What's an 18th level wizard dungeons and dragons geek 561 00:42:17,133 --> 00:42:18,934 like you doing in detention? 562 00:42:18,935 --> 00:42:19,935 I'm a paladin. 563 00:42:19,936 --> 00:42:21,470 What? 564 00:42:21,471 --> 00:42:24,573 Wizards are for spazzes and losers. 565 00:42:24,574 --> 00:42:26,074 Right. Right. 566 00:42:30,645 --> 00:42:32,647 So what about you, sweet cheeks? 567 00:42:32,648 --> 00:42:33,981 Oh. 568 00:42:33,982 --> 00:42:36,584 Well, nothing. We were just caught in the bathroom. 569 00:42:36,585 --> 00:42:39,552 What were you guys doing in the bathroom? 570 00:42:41,622 --> 00:42:45,491 Are you... in the bathroom? That's gross. 571 00:42:47,695 --> 00:42:48,763 I'm just playing. 572 00:42:48,764 --> 00:42:49,897 Check it, Willow-winds, 573 00:42:49,898 --> 00:42:53,234 uh, Slutskin McDrop-her-drawers is embarrassed. 574 00:42:53,235 --> 00:42:56,003 No. We were... We were just kissing. 575 00:42:56,004 --> 00:42:57,204 Oh, get off it, Janet. 576 00:42:57,205 --> 00:42:58,506 Everyone in this school knows you got a mouth 577 00:42:58,507 --> 00:43:00,074 that could suck start a jet engine. 578 00:43:00,075 --> 00:43:01,175 Hey, come on. 579 00:43:01,176 --> 00:43:03,342 Fuck you. 580 00:43:05,179 --> 00:43:07,515 And fuck you, too! 581 00:43:07,516 --> 00:43:11,719 What, you boys get to chase every ass in tight jeans, 582 00:43:11,720 --> 00:43:15,256 but I do what it takes to satisfy my boyfriend, 583 00:43:15,257 --> 00:43:17,692 and I'm a slut? 584 00:43:17,693 --> 00:43:19,791 Pretty much. 585 00:43:28,001 --> 00:43:29,069 You don't get it. 586 00:43:29,070 --> 00:43:31,671 No one does. 587 00:43:31,672 --> 00:43:32,706 Get what? 588 00:43:32,707 --> 00:43:34,874 How hard it is to be me. 589 00:43:34,875 --> 00:43:36,710 Oh, please. 590 00:43:36,711 --> 00:43:38,912 There's so much pressure that comes with being popular. 591 00:43:38,913 --> 00:43:44,551 Everything I do, everything I wear is judged. 592 00:43:44,552 --> 00:43:45,785 By everyone. 593 00:43:45,786 --> 00:43:47,687 Oh, poor you. 594 00:43:47,688 --> 00:43:50,824 I always have to say the right thing, 595 00:43:50,825 --> 00:43:53,825 wear the newest clothes, date the coolest guy. 596 00:43:54,928 --> 00:43:57,197 And in the end, you all still hate me. 597 00:43:57,198 --> 00:43:58,565 We don't hate you. 598 00:43:58,566 --> 00:44:01,801 Yes, you do. 599 00:44:01,802 --> 00:44:03,670 You social rejects hate me because I'm popular. 600 00:44:03,671 --> 00:44:06,806 And the popular kids hate me because... 601 00:44:06,807 --> 00:44:08,008 I'm more popular than them. 602 00:44:08,009 --> 00:44:10,943 Well, if being popular is so rough, 603 00:44:10,944 --> 00:44:13,145 then why don't you, 604 00:44:13,146 --> 00:44:16,348 I don't know, stop trying to be the queen bee. 605 00:44:16,349 --> 00:44:21,852 That's easy for you to say. You've never been popular. 606 00:44:33,966 --> 00:44:35,234 You're not the only one 607 00:44:35,235 --> 00:44:39,737 whose felt uh, so trapped by who they are. 608 00:44:40,606 --> 00:44:42,941 That they did something stupid. 609 00:44:42,942 --> 00:44:45,409 Really, really stupid. 610 00:44:48,947 --> 00:44:50,049 Holy shit. 611 00:44:50,050 --> 00:44:51,250 Where'd you get a gun? 612 00:44:51,251 --> 00:44:53,951 You were gonna columbine us? 613 00:44:55,220 --> 00:44:57,655 I wasn't gonna columbine you. 614 00:44:58,624 --> 00:44:59,792 The gun is for me. 615 00:44:59,793 --> 00:45:01,792 You were gonna off yourself in detention? 616 00:45:05,063 --> 00:45:06,998 Is this because I make fun of you? 617 00:45:06,999 --> 00:45:08,898 No. 618 00:45:10,234 --> 00:45:12,770 Is it because I didn't go to prom with you? 619 00:45:12,771 --> 00:45:16,906 What? No. I didn't even ask you to prom. 620 00:45:19,644 --> 00:45:21,112 It's because of her. 621 00:45:25,783 --> 00:45:28,853 I thought you and the rumbles 622 00:45:28,854 --> 00:45:30,922 were all apt pupillage and whatnot. 623 00:45:30,923 --> 00:45:35,425 Yeah, we were, till she found these. 624 00:45:39,163 --> 00:45:40,231 Adderall? 625 00:45:40,232 --> 00:45:43,167 I was just using Adderall to help me study. 626 00:45:43,168 --> 00:45:45,336 Mrs. Rumblethorp just caught me. 627 00:45:45,337 --> 00:45:48,106 And they weren't prescribed to me. Per se. 628 00:45:48,107 --> 00:45:49,674 So you were riding the Adderall train 629 00:45:49,675 --> 00:45:51,507 to Ivy league town. 630 00:45:52,710 --> 00:45:55,911 Yeah. I got into Harvard. 631 00:45:57,114 --> 00:46:01,918 I studied my butt off to get out of this shit hole. 632 00:46:01,919 --> 00:46:05,355 To get into somewhere where I wasn't put in a urinal 633 00:46:05,356 --> 00:46:07,689 for wanting to learn. 634 00:46:09,092 --> 00:46:10,927 That's why I'm in detention. 635 00:46:10,928 --> 00:46:15,265 And look, I want to live. 636 00:46:15,266 --> 00:46:17,000 I want to live through this. 637 00:46:17,001 --> 00:46:20,337 But to do that, we'd need to work together. 638 00:46:20,338 --> 00:46:24,141 We'd need to put all our petty, stupid self interests aside 639 00:46:24,142 --> 00:46:27,345 and work for the greater good. 640 00:46:27,346 --> 00:46:30,381 Well, this is high school, so fat chance. 641 00:46:30,382 --> 00:46:32,950 Damn it, Ash, this isn't a joke! 642 00:46:32,951 --> 00:46:35,119 Two hours ago, she's running detention 643 00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:37,321 and accusing you of smoking out. 644 00:46:37,322 --> 00:46:39,757 I fail to see the difference, Eddie. 645 00:46:39,758 --> 00:46:41,425 Guys? 646 00:46:41,426 --> 00:46:42,460 Look, Edstser, 647 00:46:42,461 --> 00:46:43,961 there's one thing I know 648 00:46:43,962 --> 00:46:47,030 and it's when push comes getting eaten, 649 00:46:47,031 --> 00:46:52,402 it's every man, cheerleader, meathead, dork, 650 00:46:52,403 --> 00:46:55,505 and scary yet strangely attractive goth chick 651 00:46:55,506 --> 00:46:56,873 - for themselves. - Hey, guys... 652 00:46:56,874 --> 00:46:58,842 That's the attitude that's gonna get us killed! 653 00:46:58,843 --> 00:47:00,911 Dude, we're all dead meat anyways. 654 00:47:00,912 --> 00:47:03,313 Might as well enjoy the ride, Edster. 655 00:47:03,314 --> 00:47:05,046 Guys! 656 00:47:10,086 --> 00:47:12,754 - What? - Listen. 657 00:47:44,353 --> 00:47:46,719 Hit it! 658 00:47:48,457 --> 00:47:51,126 Get it out of here! Get it out of here! 659 00:47:51,127 --> 00:47:53,028 Get it, Eddie! Get it! 660 00:47:53,029 --> 00:47:55,396 Get it out of here! Get it out of here! 661 00:48:02,004 --> 00:48:03,637 You saved me. 662 00:48:06,308 --> 00:48:08,075 Oh, my head. 663 00:48:17,152 --> 00:48:19,086 What? 664 00:48:38,172 --> 00:48:40,108 What do I do? What do I do? 665 00:48:40,109 --> 00:48:42,976 Pry its fingers off. 666 00:48:44,245 --> 00:48:46,212 Stay still! 667 00:48:47,181 --> 00:48:48,416 Ah, screw that! 668 00:48:48,417 --> 00:48:50,852 Relax. I got this. 669 00:48:50,853 --> 00:48:52,986 Janet, help me! 670 00:48:54,022 --> 00:48:55,957 Shoot it fast. Shoot it! 671 00:48:55,958 --> 00:48:58,492 No, no, no! Don't shoot it. 672 00:49:17,246 --> 00:49:19,113 Oh, my God. 673 00:49:19,114 --> 00:49:21,882 Oh, I got you, Ed! 674 00:49:21,883 --> 00:49:24,216 I got you, Ed. 675 00:49:24,885 --> 00:49:28,554 Ah... ah... ah... 676 00:49:43,236 --> 00:49:48,341 1... 2... 3... 677 00:50:07,928 --> 00:50:09,895 That was intense. 678 00:50:26,612 --> 00:50:28,779 What's the math say? 679 00:50:31,450 --> 00:50:33,252 That the amount of zombies out there, 680 00:50:33,253 --> 00:50:35,388 should they make a concerted effort... 681 00:50:35,389 --> 00:50:36,622 Yeah? 682 00:50:36,623 --> 00:50:38,691 They'd break through in about 35 seconds. 683 00:50:38,692 --> 00:50:41,994 So we're basically screwed. 684 00:50:41,995 --> 00:50:43,728 Yeah. 685 00:50:55,142 --> 00:50:59,610 Is that what you really want? 686 00:51:00,112 --> 00:51:01,712 Yeah. 687 00:51:04,316 --> 00:51:06,082 What? 688 00:51:08,253 --> 00:51:10,153 She's beautiful. 689 00:51:10,989 --> 00:51:15,959 Sexy. Super popular. 690 00:51:18,163 --> 00:51:22,332 Perky. Not to mention perky. I'm a big fan of perky. 691 00:51:26,071 --> 00:51:28,772 You're just like the rest of these idiots. 692 00:51:30,341 --> 00:51:31,743 You were a bunch of mindless 693 00:51:31,744 --> 00:51:34,210 zombies before any of this happened. 694 00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:38,683 Trying so hard to fit into their little clique. 695 00:51:38,684 --> 00:51:43,354 Trying so hard to hide anything that might make them stand out. 696 00:51:43,355 --> 00:51:44,556 I mean, God forbid 697 00:51:44,557 --> 00:51:46,357 we don't all fit into this cookie cutter mold 698 00:51:46,358 --> 00:51:48,792 that everyone puts us in. 699 00:51:51,030 --> 00:51:52,863 Popular girl. 700 00:51:53,499 --> 00:51:55,332 Bully. 701 00:51:56,435 --> 00:51:58,268 Stoner idiot. 702 00:51:59,537 --> 00:52:01,706 Dorky loser. 703 00:52:01,707 --> 00:52:03,608 I'm not like them. 704 00:52:03,609 --> 00:52:05,143 Sure you are. 705 00:52:05,144 --> 00:52:09,380 You'd die for one night with Janet. 706 00:52:09,381 --> 00:52:12,584 Not because you love her or that you care for her. 707 00:52:12,585 --> 00:52:16,387 Just because she's what everybody tells you 708 00:52:16,388 --> 00:52:18,188 you should strive for. 709 00:52:19,224 --> 00:52:23,059 And you were going to kill yourself last night. 710 00:52:23,728 --> 00:52:25,730 Why? 711 00:52:25,731 --> 00:52:27,897 Because you weren't going to get into Harvard? 712 00:52:30,235 --> 00:52:32,335 So what, Eddie. 713 00:52:33,071 --> 00:52:35,972 Does that mean your life isn't worth living? 714 00:52:39,744 --> 00:52:41,678 You're right. 715 00:52:43,414 --> 00:52:45,982 Maybe I need to... 716 00:52:48,086 --> 00:52:50,220 I don't know, grow up a bit. 717 00:52:50,221 --> 00:52:52,888 Maybe we all do. 718 00:52:58,228 --> 00:53:02,231 Hey, if we live through this, um... 719 00:53:03,100 --> 00:53:04,268 Yeah? 720 00:53:04,269 --> 00:53:07,936 Would you want to, you know... 721 00:53:12,843 --> 00:53:16,180 I mean, if you don't, that's cool, I mean... 722 00:53:16,181 --> 00:53:20,117 Oh, no. I want, I, I uh... 723 00:53:20,118 --> 00:53:21,850 I definitely want to. 724 00:53:26,890 --> 00:53:28,791 Oh. Cool. 725 00:53:29,459 --> 00:53:31,226 Cool. 726 00:54:02,325 --> 00:54:03,593 Edster! 727 00:54:03,594 --> 00:54:04,727 Uh... 728 00:54:04,728 --> 00:54:08,164 How long until the zombie horde gets bored 729 00:54:08,165 --> 00:54:10,331 and scampers into the next taco bell? 730 00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:13,836 I don't know. In the movies, the horde never goes away. 731 00:54:13,837 --> 00:54:15,171 It keeps getting bigger. 732 00:54:15,172 --> 00:54:17,873 And that's what makes it a horde. 733 00:54:17,874 --> 00:54:21,477 Well, we have a problem then. 734 00:54:21,478 --> 00:54:22,612 What? 735 00:54:22,613 --> 00:54:23,879 Le toilet. 736 00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:25,881 Come on, man. Find a corner or something. 737 00:54:25,882 --> 00:54:28,417 Oh, gross! 738 00:54:28,418 --> 00:54:29,552 Oh, no go, man. 739 00:54:29,553 --> 00:54:31,587 I gotta take a deuce from the caboose. 740 00:54:31,588 --> 00:54:33,388 I say we blow this popsicle stand 741 00:54:33,389 --> 00:54:35,223 and make a pit stop along the way. 742 00:54:35,224 --> 00:54:36,858 Just hang your ass out the window. 743 00:54:36,859 --> 00:54:40,362 Oh, no, so some zomb-head can take a bite out of my ass? 744 00:54:40,363 --> 00:54:41,429 We're on the second floor. 745 00:54:41,430 --> 00:54:42,597 Zombies don't jump, idiot. 746 00:54:42,598 --> 00:54:45,567 Oh, screw that. I watched shark week on TLC. 747 00:54:45,568 --> 00:54:49,704 And if some great white can jump 20 feet out of the air 748 00:54:49,705 --> 00:54:52,407 to grab a tasty seagull snackpack, 749 00:54:52,408 --> 00:54:53,775 who's to say a zombie can't? 750 00:54:53,776 --> 00:54:56,344 Well, there are major logic flaws... 751 00:54:56,345 --> 00:54:57,479 no. Ash is right. 752 00:54:57,480 --> 00:54:59,681 - He is? - I am? 753 00:54:59,682 --> 00:55:03,618 Yeah. No, not about zombies jumping. That's stupid. 754 00:55:03,619 --> 00:55:05,353 But we need to get the hell out of here. 755 00:55:05,354 --> 00:55:06,421 We can't leave. 756 00:55:06,422 --> 00:55:08,957 The barricade's our only protection. 757 00:55:08,958 --> 00:55:10,225 I gotta go, man. 758 00:55:10,226 --> 00:55:13,528 That means a trip to the little boy's room. 759 00:55:13,529 --> 00:55:14,696 Ed, you know, maybe they're right. 760 00:55:14,697 --> 00:55:17,465 You said yourself the barricade won't hold. 761 00:55:17,466 --> 00:55:18,933 Maybe we should make a run for it. 762 00:55:18,934 --> 00:55:21,569 I'm not going out there. 763 00:55:21,570 --> 00:55:26,171 Brad, baby, you wouldn't leave me, would you? 764 00:55:27,574 --> 00:55:30,010 I'm sorry, babe. 765 00:55:30,011 --> 00:55:31,679 Come on, let's go. 766 00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:32,846 No, you can't. You can't go. 767 00:55:32,847 --> 00:55:33,981 If you start moving things around, 768 00:55:33,982 --> 00:55:35,582 you're gonna draw them closer to the door. 769 00:55:35,583 --> 00:55:36,784 Hey, wait. 770 00:55:36,785 --> 00:55:38,018 What? 771 00:55:38,019 --> 00:55:40,185 What if there's another way? 772 00:55:42,923 --> 00:55:44,658 What, are you gonna escape through the vent shaft? 773 00:55:44,659 --> 00:55:47,328 No. I'm gonna send my little sidekick ferret to go get help. 774 00:55:47,329 --> 00:55:48,996 It'd be so cool if that were true. 775 00:55:48,997 --> 00:55:51,465 Look at it this way, this might be our only chance, 776 00:55:51,466 --> 00:55:53,867 and I for one would like to live past this day. 777 00:55:53,868 --> 00:55:57,604 Especially now that I have something to look forward to. 778 00:55:57,605 --> 00:56:00,040 What if there's a zombie in the shaft? 779 00:56:00,041 --> 00:56:02,576 How's a zombie gonna get in the shaft, Eddie? 780 00:56:02,577 --> 00:56:04,044 I don't know. Zombie rats? 781 00:56:04,045 --> 00:56:05,679 Like in house of the damned? 782 00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:08,282 Those fuckers will eat your shit up. 783 00:56:08,283 --> 00:56:10,217 There's no fucking zombies in the shaft, you guys. 784 00:56:10,218 --> 00:56:11,418 I'm going. 785 00:56:11,419 --> 00:56:15,454 Me, too. Ashbury needs his porcelain throne. 786 00:56:16,456 --> 00:56:19,557 Ed, look, this might be your only chance, OK? 787 00:56:20,026 --> 00:56:21,993 Well, I'm not going. 788 00:56:24,664 --> 00:56:27,498 Isn't someone gonna stay here with me? 789 00:56:29,302 --> 00:56:31,069 Ed? 790 00:56:38,644 --> 00:56:40,979 I'm sorry, Willow. 791 00:56:43,983 --> 00:56:45,918 Come on. Let's get out of here. 792 00:56:45,919 --> 00:56:50,054 Let's go. 793 00:57:29,362 --> 00:57:32,031 Um, do either of you have any idea 794 00:57:32,032 --> 00:57:34,132 which direction we should be going? 795 00:57:36,702 --> 00:57:38,469 Of course not. 796 00:58:22,747 --> 00:58:24,983 You're a really great guy, you know that? 797 00:58:30,422 --> 00:58:32,757 Can I ask you something? 798 00:58:32,758 --> 00:58:34,524 Sure. 799 00:58:35,627 --> 00:58:37,661 Would you ever... 800 00:58:45,003 --> 00:58:47,604 Go out with a guy like me? 801 00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:50,474 I don't think so. 802 00:59:05,456 --> 00:59:06,657 Uh-oh. 803 00:59:06,658 --> 00:59:08,724 What? What is it? 804 00:59:12,130 --> 00:59:14,899 Oh! Fuck, dude! Confined spaces. 805 00:59:14,900 --> 00:59:18,502 Oh, God, Ash. Not cool. Not cool. 806 00:59:18,503 --> 00:59:20,137 I told you I had to go. 807 00:59:20,138 --> 00:59:22,404 Why? 808 00:59:23,073 --> 00:59:25,142 That's just the way it is. 809 00:59:25,143 --> 00:59:26,176 That's the way it is? 810 00:59:26,177 --> 00:59:28,479 You're a geek, right? 811 00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:31,015 Um, yeah. I guess. 812 00:59:31,016 --> 00:59:33,217 Well, I'm a hot cheerleader, right? 813 00:59:33,218 --> 00:59:34,652 Yeah. 814 00:59:34,653 --> 00:59:37,221 Geeks and cheerleaders don't date. 815 00:59:37,222 --> 00:59:39,557 We're just different. 816 00:59:39,558 --> 00:59:43,826 Well, why? You just said I was a good guy. 817 00:59:43,827 --> 00:59:46,095 It's just not that simple. 818 00:59:46,096 --> 00:59:47,664 Am I not good looking enough? 819 00:59:47,665 --> 00:59:49,430 Yeah. 820 00:59:56,206 --> 00:59:58,206 Shit. 821 01:00:09,852 --> 01:00:11,886 Holy Moses Malone. 822 01:00:12,722 --> 01:00:14,290 House of the damned! House of the damned! 823 01:00:14,291 --> 01:00:16,459 Get back, you guys! 824 01:00:22,298 --> 01:00:25,201 You're just so stuck up. 825 01:00:25,202 --> 01:00:26,769 Fuck you, Eddie. 826 01:00:26,770 --> 01:00:29,205 No, fuck you, Janet. 827 01:00:37,213 --> 01:00:38,580 What was that? 828 01:00:38,581 --> 01:00:40,347 Uh-oh. 829 01:00:40,882 --> 01:00:43,284 Mother puss bucket. 830 01:00:47,956 --> 01:00:50,826 Do you like being made fun of? 831 01:00:50,827 --> 01:00:51,927 Or beat up? 832 01:00:51,928 --> 01:00:53,128 Of course not. 833 01:00:53,129 --> 01:00:55,362 Neither do I. 834 01:00:56,064 --> 01:00:59,101 That's exactly what would happen if we dated. 835 01:00:59,102 --> 01:01:01,637 My friends would eat me alive. 836 01:01:01,638 --> 01:01:07,474 Did you ever think that maybe they're not your friends? 837 01:01:20,922 --> 01:01:23,291 Ash... Ash... 838 01:01:23,292 --> 01:01:25,192 Yeah? 839 01:01:40,307 --> 01:01:41,609 Oh, no. 840 01:01:41,610 --> 01:01:42,610 What? 841 01:01:42,611 --> 01:01:44,345 My stash. 842 01:01:44,346 --> 01:01:45,346 What? 843 01:01:45,347 --> 01:01:47,213 My stash! 844 01:01:48,049 --> 01:01:50,618 I can't find my stash. 845 01:01:50,619 --> 01:01:52,319 Dude, give me a boost. Come on, man. 846 01:01:52,320 --> 01:01:53,387 Give me a boost. 847 01:01:53,388 --> 01:01:54,722 What the hell, are you guys crazy? 848 01:01:54,723 --> 01:01:56,857 Dude, I'm not leaving my weed behind. 849 01:01:56,858 --> 01:01:58,959 All right, come on. 850 01:01:58,960 --> 01:02:00,826 1, 2, 3... 851 01:02:03,364 --> 01:02:04,632 Morons. 852 01:02:04,633 --> 01:02:06,465 Push me. 853 01:02:12,074 --> 01:02:13,774 Dude, hurry up. 854 01:02:13,775 --> 01:02:15,876 Chillax. 855 01:02:15,877 --> 01:02:18,579 Dude, it's all good. 856 01:02:36,162 --> 01:02:38,129 Ash? 857 01:02:50,711 --> 01:02:55,349 Has anyone ever told you you have really pretty eyes? 858 01:02:55,350 --> 01:02:58,352 My mom. 859 01:02:58,353 --> 01:03:00,653 She says they're my best feature. 860 01:03:02,690 --> 01:03:04,557 You're really beautiful. 861 01:03:07,261 --> 01:03:09,263 Has anyone ever told you that? 862 01:03:09,264 --> 01:03:11,764 Sure. All the time. 863 01:03:15,034 --> 01:03:16,801 Oh. 864 01:03:18,037 --> 01:03:19,139 Well, they're right. 865 01:03:19,140 --> 01:03:20,707 I know. 866 01:03:20,708 --> 01:03:23,641 Oh, my God. 867 01:03:43,730 --> 01:03:45,497 Uh... 868 01:03:46,733 --> 01:03:48,666 You got any ideas? 869 01:03:50,904 --> 01:03:52,906 Sorry, Ash. 870 01:03:52,907 --> 01:03:54,672 Take it. 871 01:04:16,762 --> 01:04:17,796 Eddie? 872 01:04:17,797 --> 01:04:20,731 Yeah? 873 01:04:41,353 --> 01:04:43,787 I don't want to die a virgin. 874 01:04:44,790 --> 01:04:46,557 What? 875 01:04:52,064 --> 01:04:56,432 I mean, I've done stuff, but never... 876 01:05:00,137 --> 01:05:02,907 Uh, but... All right, well... 877 01:05:02,908 --> 01:05:04,841 Willow... 878 01:05:35,139 --> 01:05:36,307 Eddie! 879 01:05:36,308 --> 01:05:37,508 Janet, open the door! 880 01:05:37,509 --> 01:05:38,576 Open up! 881 01:05:38,577 --> 01:05:39,911 Open the door. 882 01:05:39,912 --> 01:05:42,179 Open the door! 883 01:05:42,180 --> 01:05:44,849 - Eddie! - Janet! 884 01:05:44,850 --> 01:05:45,883 But the zombies. 885 01:05:45,884 --> 01:05:47,616 Hurry! 886 01:05:51,888 --> 01:05:53,023 Eddie! 887 01:05:53,024 --> 01:05:54,524 - Open the door! - Open up! 888 01:05:54,525 --> 01:05:56,458 Open the door! 889 01:06:04,901 --> 01:06:06,069 Where's Ash? 890 01:06:06,070 --> 01:06:07,270 Right here. 891 01:06:07,271 --> 01:06:09,004 At least what's left of him. 892 01:06:17,414 --> 01:06:18,548 We need more stuff. 893 01:06:18,549 --> 01:06:20,984 Go! Go! We'll take it! 894 01:06:20,985 --> 01:06:23,552 Brad! Brad! 895 01:06:24,554 --> 01:06:26,555 Help us! 896 01:06:32,395 --> 01:06:34,162 Watch out! 897 01:06:45,240 --> 01:06:46,608 This isn't gonna hold for long. 898 01:06:46,609 --> 01:06:48,344 We need to figure a way out of here. 899 01:06:48,345 --> 01:06:49,912 Agreed. 900 01:06:49,913 --> 01:06:52,179 Eddie, I gotta talk to you. 901 01:06:52,581 --> 01:06:53,916 What? 902 01:06:53,917 --> 01:06:55,017 Eddie! 903 01:06:55,018 --> 01:06:57,186 It'll just take a second. 904 01:06:57,187 --> 01:06:58,387 I have to tell you something. 905 01:06:58,388 --> 01:07:00,588 Hold the fort down. I'll be right back. 906 01:07:02,925 --> 01:07:04,858 What is it? 907 01:07:06,128 --> 01:07:08,096 We didn't finish. 908 01:07:31,285 --> 01:07:33,588 OK, no, I mean... 909 01:07:33,589 --> 01:07:35,223 We might be dead soon. 910 01:07:35,224 --> 01:07:37,156 Carpe diemonous. 911 01:07:51,072 --> 01:07:52,573 Brad! What are you doing? 912 01:07:52,574 --> 01:07:55,309 Wake up! Brad! 913 01:07:55,310 --> 01:07:57,010 Stop! 914 01:08:04,053 --> 01:08:05,953 Guys! 915 01:08:08,023 --> 01:08:09,923 It's not what... 916 01:08:10,559 --> 01:08:12,860 Well, actually it's exactly what you may think. 917 01:08:14,997 --> 01:08:18,032 It's Brad. He must've been bit. He's turning. 918 01:08:26,007 --> 01:08:28,376 Brad! Brad! Stop! 919 01:08:28,377 --> 01:08:30,943 Bradikins. 920 01:08:36,017 --> 01:08:38,650 The door. 921 01:08:40,188 --> 01:08:43,057 Eddie, help me! 922 01:08:43,058 --> 01:08:45,393 Brad, baby, I'm sorry. I know I cheated. 923 01:08:45,394 --> 01:08:47,195 Damn it, Janet! Fight him! 924 01:08:47,196 --> 01:08:49,697 No. I deserve it. I betrayed him. 925 01:08:49,698 --> 01:08:51,799 No, no, Janet. Actually he betrayed you. 926 01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:53,501 What? 927 01:08:53,502 --> 01:08:54,702 Yeah. He's been telling the whole school 928 01:08:54,703 --> 01:08:56,104 that he's been screwing you for months. 929 01:08:56,105 --> 01:08:57,805 No, we were waiting for prom. 930 01:08:57,806 --> 01:08:59,240 That's not what he told me. 931 01:08:59,241 --> 01:09:02,143 Yeah, I don't even think you'd make it to prom. 932 01:09:02,144 --> 01:09:04,078 Because he's got like 6 girls on the side. 933 01:09:04,079 --> 01:09:05,179 What? 934 01:09:05,180 --> 01:09:08,349 Yeah. Like Lilly and Trish, and Sarah. 935 01:09:08,350 --> 01:09:09,717 Whores! 936 01:09:09,718 --> 01:09:11,586 And you know what else, 937 01:09:11,587 --> 01:09:13,721 he told me you're not a natural blonde. 938 01:09:13,722 --> 01:09:14,721 What? 939 01:09:14,722 --> 01:09:16,421 Yeah! 940 01:09:18,558 --> 01:09:20,792 You fucking fucker! 941 01:09:21,394 --> 01:09:23,161 Yeah! Fuck him up! 942 01:09:24,331 --> 01:09:26,500 You fucking fucker! 943 01:09:26,501 --> 01:09:29,169 Maybe if you reciprocated once in awhile 944 01:09:29,170 --> 01:09:30,303 you'd know, 945 01:09:30,304 --> 01:09:33,340 the carpet does match the blinds! 946 01:09:33,341 --> 01:09:34,374 Match the blinds? 947 01:09:34,375 --> 01:09:36,842 Just go with it. She's on a roll. 948 01:09:45,385 --> 01:09:46,586 Get out! Get out! 949 01:09:46,587 --> 01:09:48,253 Let's go! 950 01:09:50,724 --> 01:09:52,357 Yeah! 951 01:10:07,540 --> 01:10:08,607 It's not gonna hold. 952 01:10:08,608 --> 01:10:09,775 We need to get out of here. 953 01:10:09,776 --> 01:10:11,243 Well, maybe we should spend more time 954 01:10:11,244 --> 01:10:13,746 building up the barricade and less time making out in the back. 955 01:10:13,747 --> 01:10:15,714 Well, maybe if people knocked instead of just barging in. 956 01:10:15,715 --> 01:10:17,149 What does that have to do with anything, Janet? 957 01:10:17,150 --> 01:10:19,118 Oh, my God! Stop it both of you! 958 01:10:19,119 --> 01:10:21,654 Now we're getting out of here alive, 959 01:10:21,655 --> 01:10:23,489 and to do that we need to work together. 960 01:10:23,490 --> 01:10:25,222 How? 961 01:10:34,767 --> 01:10:36,834 I have a plan. 962 01:11:38,963 --> 01:11:40,398 We reached the stairs. 963 01:11:40,399 --> 01:11:43,099 Oh, God, we reached the stairs! 964 01:11:48,239 --> 01:11:51,540 Eddie! Eddie! Help! Eddie! 965 01:11:53,877 --> 01:11:55,212 Eddie, help! 966 01:11:55,213 --> 01:11:57,547 Jesus Christ, we get it already. You need help! 967 01:11:57,548 --> 01:11:58,782 Take a number, get in line. 968 01:11:58,783 --> 01:12:02,918 And shut the fuck up, would you, please! 969 01:12:02,919 --> 01:12:04,920 Eddie! 970 01:12:05,756 --> 01:12:07,758 Eddie, help! 971 01:12:07,759 --> 01:12:09,424 Eddie! 972 01:12:25,008 --> 01:12:27,477 Goth chicks kick ass. 973 01:12:27,478 --> 01:12:30,078 Eddie, help! 974 01:12:56,772 --> 01:12:58,541 - The gun. - Isn't that... 975 01:12:58,542 --> 01:13:01,175 Mr. Yeardley the guidance counselor? 976 01:13:11,554 --> 01:13:12,788 It's almost empty. 977 01:13:12,789 --> 01:13:14,290 Not good. 978 01:13:14,291 --> 01:13:15,791 Definitely not good. 979 01:13:15,792 --> 01:13:18,292 - What now? - We run! 980 01:13:19,662 --> 01:13:22,698 Run away! 981 01:13:35,644 --> 01:13:37,680 Which way! 982 01:13:37,681 --> 01:13:40,348 The gym. We can get to the roof from there. 983 01:13:48,791 --> 01:13:50,926 It's locked! 984 01:13:50,927 --> 01:13:52,760 I got this. 985 01:14:02,104 --> 01:14:04,472 I got it! 986 01:14:04,840 --> 01:14:06,607 Eddie, come on! 987 01:14:10,346 --> 01:14:13,948 Go. Go, get to the roof. I'm gonna hold them. 988 01:14:15,851 --> 01:14:18,953 And Willow, about before with Janet... 989 01:14:20,356 --> 01:14:21,989 You're right. 990 01:14:22,691 --> 01:14:24,358 I'm an idiot. 991 01:14:28,029 --> 01:14:30,530 I know what I want now. 992 01:14:34,702 --> 01:14:37,604 Good. Because you still owe me a date. 993 01:14:44,145 --> 01:14:46,981 It's time for this paladin to cast a 21st level spell 994 01:14:46,982 --> 01:14:48,416 of zombie whoop-ass. 995 01:14:48,417 --> 01:14:56,057 I am a man, I am a man, I am a man, I am a man 996 01:14:56,058 --> 01:14:59,192 'Cause you said I am 997 01:15:05,500 --> 01:15:10,136 cut me out of the family photo 998 01:15:13,408 --> 01:15:18,744 Who would have thought of sinking so low? 999 01:15:21,415 --> 01:15:23,182 Where's Eddie? 1000 01:15:24,418 --> 01:15:26,385 Holding off the horde. 1001 01:15:27,421 --> 01:15:29,321 OK. 1002 01:15:31,458 --> 01:15:33,225 But he missed a few. 1003 01:15:49,109 --> 01:15:53,745 Cut me out of the family photo 1004 01:15:56,783 --> 01:16:02,421 Who would have thought of sinking so low? 1005 01:16:05,459 --> 01:16:08,060 It's impossible 1006 01:16:12,398 --> 01:16:16,802 but maybe it's possible to be impossible 1007 01:16:16,803 --> 01:16:22,909 I am a man, I am a man, I am a man 1008 01:16:22,910 --> 01:16:27,778 I am a man 'cause you said I am 1009 01:16:33,486 --> 01:16:39,125 I am a man, I am a man, I am a man 1010 01:16:39,126 --> 01:16:44,362 I am a man 'cause you said I am 1011 01:16:45,831 --> 01:16:47,665 Yeah 1012 01:17:09,287 --> 01:17:11,188 No. 1013 01:17:19,030 --> 01:17:21,331 Janet, hold still. 1014 01:17:29,207 --> 01:17:31,174 Come on! 1015 01:17:47,292 --> 01:17:49,659 Willow! Janet! 1016 01:18:00,237 --> 01:18:02,471 Suck a duck. 1017 01:18:18,255 --> 01:18:19,922 This sucks. 1018 01:18:20,591 --> 01:18:22,259 Yeah. 1019 01:18:22,260 --> 01:18:24,360 I'm gonna die. 1020 01:18:27,598 --> 01:18:31,333 I don't wanna be a zombie. This so sucks. 1021 01:18:37,241 --> 01:18:38,941 Don't leave. 1022 01:18:54,291 --> 01:18:56,558 One bullet left. 1023 01:19:03,400 --> 01:19:06,235 I don't want to die like this. 1024 01:19:48,811 --> 01:19:54,649 Morning has broken 1025 01:19:55,685 --> 01:20:00,988 like the first morning 1026 01:20:06,963 --> 01:20:08,796 Eddie! 1027 01:20:12,034 --> 01:20:13,836 - OK, we have a problem. - What? 1028 01:20:13,837 --> 01:20:16,437 Zombies don't jump. They climb. 1029 01:20:47,736 --> 01:20:49,703 Brad! 1030 01:20:52,174 --> 01:20:54,808 Brad! 1031 01:21:20,769 --> 01:21:23,736 So I guess we'll never get that date. 1032 01:21:26,440 --> 01:21:29,108 No. It sucks. 1033 01:21:30,444 --> 01:21:32,745 I was totally gonna take you to applebees. 1034 01:21:43,457 --> 01:21:51,131 I was thinking about you, I can't live without you 1035 01:21:51,132 --> 01:21:55,369 The sweet look in your eyes that goes to... 1036 01:21:56,137 --> 01:21:57,838 Attention, attention. 1037 01:21:57,839 --> 01:21:59,907 The zombie threat has been contained. 1038 01:21:59,908 --> 01:22:03,442 All survivors make your way to the front lawn. 1039 01:22:05,279 --> 01:22:07,014 Go! Go! Go! I want to get a perimeter. 1040 01:22:07,015 --> 01:22:08,948 Set it up. Move it, move it, move it! 1041 01:22:10,351 --> 01:22:12,286 The zombie threat has been contained. 1042 01:22:12,287 --> 01:22:15,121 The zombie threat has been eliminated. 1043 01:22:15,122 --> 01:22:19,090 All survivors make your way to the front lawn. 1044 01:22:28,167 --> 01:22:30,503 So applebees, huh? 1045 01:22:30,504 --> 01:22:33,172 Bet your ass. I got a gift card. 1046 01:22:33,173 --> 01:22:35,208 Wow, you really know how to spoil a girl. 1047 01:22:35,209 --> 01:22:38,843 Yeah. But only the right girl. 1048 01:22:43,850 --> 01:22:47,186 When I was pacing around 1049 01:22:47,187 --> 01:22:52,592 the streets where we both drive 1050 01:22:52,593 --> 01:22:58,331 To forget the world striking sparks in my heart 1051 01:22:58,332 --> 01:23:03,202 when we first met 1052 01:23:03,203 --> 01:23:09,141 the time has all gone by, I'm well 1053 01:23:09,142 --> 01:23:16,882 I've made every second that you pass through me 1054 01:23:16,883 --> 01:23:23,889 Well, I'm finding out these memories are so good 1055 01:23:23,890 --> 01:23:31,962 And I'm waiting patiently 1056 01:23:40,907 --> 01:23:45,609 Attention, all shoppers. Attention, all shoppers. 1057 01:24:00,591 --> 01:24:03,294 If it's the end of the world 1058 01:24:03,295 --> 01:24:07,064 I want to live inside a shopping mall 1059 01:24:07,065 --> 01:24:11,302 I wouldn't care about the isolation 1060 01:24:11,303 --> 01:24:15,638 I'm unconcerned about the walking dead 1061 01:24:16,274 --> 01:24:19,511 If it's the end of the world 1062 01:24:19,512 --> 01:24:23,281 I think I'd handle myself quite well 1063 01:24:23,282 --> 01:24:27,552 I wouldn't panic walking past the zombie 1064 01:24:27,553 --> 01:24:32,222 I'd try to catch up on some reading and movies 1065 01:24:34,226 --> 01:24:37,294 I know all I need to know 1066 01:24:38,230 --> 01:24:39,965 I know all I need to do 1067 01:24:39,966 --> 01:24:43,301 I learned everything from George Romero 1068 01:24:43,302 --> 01:24:47,472 Dario Argento, maybe Tom Savini 1069 01:24:47,473 --> 01:24:50,141 Stuart Gordon and Sam Raimi 1070 01:24:50,142 --> 01:24:52,343 did they plant the idea 1071 01:24:52,344 --> 01:24:54,412 or was it always in me 1072 01:24:54,413 --> 01:24:56,213 do you find me creepy 1073 01:24:56,214 --> 01:24:58,748 yeah, do I give you the creeps 1074 01:25:13,664 --> 01:25:16,434 It's the end of the world 1075 01:25:16,435 --> 01:25:20,337 we could gather half a dozen friends 1076 01:25:20,338 --> 01:25:24,408 We'd live in hiding over JC Penney's 1077 01:25:24,409 --> 01:25:28,811 Construct a wall to keep the mutants out 1078 01:25:29,680 --> 01:25:32,550 When it's the end of the world? 1079 01:25:32,551 --> 01:25:36,520 We'd land a helicopter on the rooftop 1080 01:25:36,521 --> 01:25:40,590 Somebody breaks in through a boarded entrance 1081 01:25:40,591 --> 01:25:44,793 maybe we can make a run for it 1082 01:25:47,363 --> 01:25:49,032 I know all I need to know 1083 01:25:49,033 --> 01:25:52,635 I learned everything from George Romero 1084 01:25:52,636 --> 01:25:56,573 Dario Argento, maybe Tom Savini 1085 01:25:56,574 --> 01:25:59,309 Stuart Gordon and Sam Raimi 1086 01:25:59,310 --> 01:26:01,277 did they plant the idea 1087 01:26:01,278 --> 01:26:03,546 or was it always in me 1088 01:26:03,547 --> 01:26:06,382 do you find me creepy 1089 01:26:06,383 --> 01:26:09,552 now it's the end of the world 1090 01:26:09,553 --> 01:26:13,389 I always thought I would've been more careful 1091 01:26:13,390 --> 01:26:17,393 Didn't look to be a serious bite? 1092 01:26:17,394 --> 01:26:22,230 Will you wait here till I come back to life? 1093 01:26:23,833 --> 01:26:27,504 I learned everything from George Romero 1094 01:26:27,505 --> 01:26:31,074 Dario Argento, maybe Tom Savini 1095 01:26:31,075 --> 01:26:33,775 Stuart Gordon and Sam Raimi 1096 01:26:33,776 --> 01:26:36,111 did they plant the ideas 1097 01:26:36,112 --> 01:26:38,213 or was it always in me 1098 01:26:38,214 --> 01:26:39,848 do you find me creepy 1099 01:26:39,849 --> 01:26:42,117 my post-apocalyptic 1100 01:26:42,118 --> 01:26:44,353 zombie survival fantasy 1101 01:26:44,354 --> 01:26:45,654 You know what I'm thinking? 1102 01:26:45,655 --> 01:26:47,656 Maybe we got a good thing going here. 1103 01:26:47,657 --> 01:26:52,150 Maybe we shouldn't be in such a hurry to leave.75163

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