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Previously, on
"Young Sheldon"...
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Who are you?
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- I'm Paige.
- This is a very advanced class.
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Do you know how to differentiate
under the integral sign?
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No.
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Do you know anything?
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I know you're in my spot.
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These are parents
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we can actually relate to.
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- Sounds good.
- Oh, thank you, Lord,
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for connecting us
with the parents
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of another special child.
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You kids are special, too.
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I used to work at the practice
with Barry, but I had to quit
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once Paige's schedule
started to get busy.
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Well, a unique child can
require a lot of attention.
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Try all the attention.
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Barry, it sounds like you
might be feeling left out.
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Sometimes I do.
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Don't you get him
another beer.
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Oh, come on.
You love this, and you know it.
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They're as messed-up
as we are.
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♪
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From a young age,
I was the proud member
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of several elite organizations:
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The Radio Shack Battery Club,
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entitling the bearer
to the incredible bargain
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of one free battery per month.
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It's no wonder
they went out of business.
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Starfleet International,
entitling the bearer
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to say things like,
"I'm a member
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of Starfleet International."
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And best of all,
the Natural Science Museum of Texas,
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which included
a free subscription to their magazine.
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"The secrets of
carbon isotope dating."
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Juicy.
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Mom, can you make the salad?
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Sure.
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Hey, don't put in any
of those little tomatoes.
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Hey, I don't tell you how to
impersonate a lump of clay.
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You don't tell me
how to make a salad.
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There's going to be
a lecture on carbon dating
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at the Natural Science Museum
on Saturday.
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Who would like
to take me?
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You know what?
I'd be happy to.
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What happened to helping
me at my yard sale?
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Ooh, is that this Saturday?
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I'm sorry.
I'm taking him
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to a lecture on, uh...
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what is it?
Carbonation?
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Carbon dating.
A method of determining
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the age of artifacts and fossils.
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Hey, we could use that
to figure out how old your grandma is.
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That won't work.
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You can't carbon-date
something that's alive.
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Well, then, we'll just chop
her down and count the rings.
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Oh, George, did my "lump of
clay" remark strike a nerve?
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A little.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved
a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be
your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
*YOUNG SHELDON*
Season 02 Episode 07
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Episode Title:
" Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon"
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Dad, do you believe that
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fossils are
millions of years old?
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I guess. Why?
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Well, Mom believes
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the world was only
created 6,000 years ago.
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Yeah. So?
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Are these differences
a sticking point in your marriage?
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Not at all.
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- Why?
- Simple.
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We never talk about it.
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So you just avoid
discussing topics
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you don't agree on?
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At all costs.
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Hearing that further convinces me
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I'll never get married.
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Never say never.
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Why not?
You just said it twice.
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All right, as soon as I get
these tables set up on the lawn,
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y'all can start bringing that
stuff out.
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You think you're gonna get
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ten bucks
for this piece of junk?
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Hey, that piece of
junk is a wedding gift
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from my cheap-ass
Cousin Betty.
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And I was gonna leave
a little room to haggle.
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What's a haggle?
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Negotiating.
You start high,
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they offer less,
then you meet
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somewhere in the middle.
Leaves them
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feeling like, you know,
they got a deal.
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- Did they?
- Not if you did it right.
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How much are we
getting paid today?
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You're not getting paid squat.
You're helping out your meemaw.
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That doesn't seem fair.
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Yeah, we should get something.
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Fine.
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How much you want?
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- Five dollars.
- Each.
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Each.
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That's pretty steep.
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How about
I give you a buck apiece?
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Let's meet in the middle...
Three dollars each.
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Now we're haggling.
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Let me ask you a question.
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If you break something today,
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are you prepared to
cover the cost of that?
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- No.
- Nuh - uh. Mm.
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Well, we're gonna
have to factor that in.
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And did you bring
your own lunch?
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You said we were getting pizza.
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Well, I did, but pizza ain't free.
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And I'm teaching you
about negotiating,
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which is a pretty valuable
life lesson, right?
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- Yeah.
- I guess so.
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So, if my math is right,
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you owe me...
two dollars each.
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We owe you?
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The numbers don't lie.
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Dang it.
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All right, listen.
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I love ya,
and you're family,
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so if you do it
for nothing,
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we'll call it even.
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Take it, take it, take it.
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You got yourself a deal.
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Y'all drive a hard bargain.
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Now start
bringing that crap outside.
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Oh, my.
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Yeah.
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I bet he dresses down
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to about 6,000, 7,000
pounds of USDA prime.
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You would eat him?
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He'd eat me.
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Wow. You're really cleaning house.
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Got to get rid of
the old gar-bage,
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make room
for the new gar-bage.
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This was Dad's.
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You're not getting rid of this,
are you?
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Didn't need it
when he shot it,
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didn't need it
when he stuffed it,
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- don't need it now.
- Really?
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It was his first attempt
at taxidermy.
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He was so proud.
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If it has sentimental value
to you,
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I'll let you have it
for five dollars.
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Ooh. For this nasty thing?
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Oh, you're selling
his golf clubs, too?
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Which one of your children
do you see
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hanging out with
Arnold Palmer in the future?
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Dad's clothes,
his shoes, his pipes?
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Honey, it's just stuff.
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I know, but still...
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I get how you're feeling.
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I do.
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Now go away.
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I got a lot of crap
to sell.
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♪
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All right, now,
don't wander off.
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Pick you up right after
the lecture's over.
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Bye.
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You gonna be okay by yourself?
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I actually prefer it.
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Yep. I'm leaving.
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You keep saying that,
but then you don't do it.
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Bye.
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He's so needy.
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Sheldon?
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Paige?
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I'm so happy to see you.
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Are you happy to see me?
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Not immediately.
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That's okay.
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I'm happy enough
for both of us.
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Rice Stadium in
Houston. Dave Barnett and Dave Rowe.
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And Baylor's bidding
to go up 14 to nothing.
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And if you're Rice
right now, and you're in that huddle...
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- George?
- Uh...
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Hi.
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Oh, Paige's mom.
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I know.
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What a nice surprise.
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I just dropped Paige off
at the carbon-dating lecture.
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And I dropped Sheldon.
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Well, how about that?
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How about it.
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Mind if I join you?
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Sure.
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So, uh, where's your... your hubby?
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- Oh, Barry?
- Barry. Yeah.
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Who cares?
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That doesn't sound good.
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Oh, sorry.
Just ignore me.
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Okay.
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Oh, hey, you want a wing?
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Yeah, no, thank you.
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You mind if I watch the game?
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Oh, no, not at all. Enjoy.
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I'll just see what
kind of pie they have.
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, we were
here last year when Arkansas...
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It's getting a little tougher
to ignore you.
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Oh. I'm sorry. It's just...
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Oh... forget it.
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Okeydoke.
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Fine, I'll tell you.
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Barry and I haven't
been in a good place
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in a long time, and I...
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I think we're headed
for divorce.
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I'm sorry. Uh...
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I don't know what to say.
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Uh, oh.
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You don't have to say
anything.
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That I can do.
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Ooh.
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They have cobbler.
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Rupert Taylor
got the block, and Charles...
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All right, everybody,
welcome.
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Glad to see we got
so many people interested
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in radioactive decay.
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Well, hello.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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This is a nice surprise.
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I don't usually see
young people at my lectures.
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I enjoyed your paper on
accelerator mass spectrometry,
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and wanted to find out more.
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Is that so?
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And you?
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I read this magazine.
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Uh-huh.
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It has puzzles, too.
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Okay.
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Do you want to kick this off
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and tell us exactly
what carbon dating is?
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The 5,730-year half-life of carbon 14
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is used as a geochronometer.
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Anything else you'd like to add?
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Um...
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carbon dating is how we figured
out how old my grandmother is.
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It was at this moment I learned
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I was not only brilliant;
I was also hilarious.
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I mean, you, of all people,
would understand.
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You've got
a special child of your own.
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I do, I do.
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How do you and Mary
handle the stress?
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Well, we actually have
a pretty good system.
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Oh, please tell me.
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We don't talk about it.
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Not at all?
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Zippo.
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Boy, that doesn't sound
like it could work.
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Suit yourself,
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but I'm having
a nice day;
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you're crying into
your peach cobbler.
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For now, let's neglect
changes in the isotopic
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ratio of the air
over thousands of years.
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This
is pretty basic stuff.
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Yes.
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I'm bored.
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Let's get out of here.
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I can't. I told my dad
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00:10:28,307 --> 00:10:30,961
I'd stay here until
the end of the lecture.
265
00:10:31,206 --> 00:10:34,093
Okay. Be a baby.
266
00:10:34,447 --> 00:10:35,906
I'm leaving.
267
00:10:36,104 --> 00:10:37,571
In our case, the math yields
268
00:10:37,658 --> 00:10:42,235
approximately 48,000 years.
269
00:10:42,441 --> 00:10:44,298
I was most certainly not a baby.
270
00:10:44,385 --> 00:10:46,229
If anyone was a baby, it was she,
271
00:10:46,316 --> 00:10:48,190
because people who call
other people babies
272
00:10:48,277 --> 00:10:49,805
are the real babies.
273
00:10:50,810 --> 00:10:52,518
Wait up.
274
00:10:58,295 --> 00:10:59,694
I like it.
275
00:11:00,014 --> 00:11:01,323
It likes you.
276
00:11:01,412 --> 00:11:02,488
- How much?
- Five dollars.
277
00:11:02,575 --> 00:11:05,294
I only have 50 cents.
278
00:11:05,381 --> 00:11:07,425
That's okay. We're haggling.
279
00:11:07,576 --> 00:11:08,996
I don't know what that means.
280
00:11:09,083 --> 00:11:11,714
You make me an offer,
and we meet in the middle.
281
00:11:12,076 --> 00:11:13,800
The middle of what?
282
00:11:14,756 --> 00:11:16,667
I'm not really sure.
283
00:11:19,397 --> 00:11:21,061
Hmm.
284
00:11:28,045 --> 00:11:29,596
What are you doing?
285
00:11:29,928 --> 00:11:32,323
Considering buying this jacket.
286
00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:36,058
I found chewing tobacco and
Juicy Fruit in the pocket.
287
00:11:36,256 --> 00:11:38,956
Does that come with it,
or is it extra?
288
00:11:40,037 --> 00:11:41,810
Actually,
that's not for sale.
289
00:11:41,897 --> 00:11:43,504
Why don't you look for
something else.
290
00:11:43,591 --> 00:11:45,589
You sure?
There's a price tag on it.
291
00:11:45,676 --> 00:11:47,307
Just take it off.
292
00:11:47,717 --> 00:11:49,894
Is this some kind of
bargaining technique?
293
00:11:49,981 --> 00:11:51,707
Because I should warn you.
294
00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:54,456
I've been
to the bazaars in Istanbul,
295
00:11:54,561 --> 00:11:58,911
where the negotiations are
fast, furious and bilingual.
296
00:11:58,998 --> 00:12:00,761
Just take it off, damn it.
297
00:12:05,131 --> 00:12:06,304
What just happened?
298
00:12:06,391 --> 00:12:08,808
That's my dad's jacket.
299
00:12:09,318 --> 00:12:10,694
Oh.
300
00:12:12,327 --> 00:12:14,200
Still don't know what happened.
301
00:12:16,186 --> 00:12:19,339
Do you think humans will become
extinct like the dinosaurs?
302
00:12:19,459 --> 00:12:22,090
Yes, but before that
happens, some of us will merge
303
00:12:22,177 --> 00:12:24,573
with computers and
become immortal cyborgs.
304
00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:26,309
That's a fascinating idea.
305
00:12:26,396 --> 00:12:27,773
Thank you.
306
00:12:28,146 --> 00:12:30,050
Did you get that
from a TV show?
307
00:12:30,137 --> 00:12:31,348
No.
308
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:34,870
A comic book.
309
00:12:37,100 --> 00:12:39,348
And then when Paige
turned six, it was obvious
310
00:12:39,435 --> 00:12:40,730
she wasn't like the other kids,
311
00:12:40,817 --> 00:12:42,812
and she needed a school
where she could excel.
312
00:12:42,899 --> 00:12:44,871
- Uh-huh.
- But Barry's dental practice
313
00:12:44,958 --> 00:12:47,000
was 50 miles outside of Fayetteville,
314
00:12:47,087 --> 00:12:49,433
and do you know what's available
for extraordinary children
315
00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:51,778
50 miles outside of Fayetteville?
316
00:12:51,865 --> 00:12:53,808
- I'm gonna guess not much.
- Nothing.
317
00:12:53,895 --> 00:12:55,013
So I packed us up,
318
00:12:55,100 --> 00:12:56,605
and I made him
move to Texas where,
319
00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:59,575
believe it or not,
people do get cavities.
320
00:12:59,662 --> 00:13:02,187
I believe it.
I had a humdinger last summer.
321
00:13:02,274 --> 00:13:04,417
- Face swelled up like a cantaloupe.
- And do you know
322
00:13:04,504 --> 00:13:06,171
he's been cool to me
ever since,
323
00:13:06,258 --> 00:13:08,236
even though
his practice is making money
324
00:13:08,323 --> 00:13:10,093
- hand over fist.
- Yeah, yeah.
325
00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:11,185
A flag down...
326
00:13:11,272 --> 00:13:12,889
And as much as
he says I ignore him,
327
00:13:12,976 --> 00:13:14,398
he ignores me just as much.
328
00:13:14,485 --> 00:13:16,482
I mean, would it kill him
to get a babysitter every once
329
00:13:16,569 --> 00:13:18,785
in a while and take me to dinner,
maybe a movie?
330
00:13:18,872 --> 00:13:19,906
It would not.
331
00:13:19,993 --> 00:13:22,057
Oh, darn.
You didn't see me.
332
00:13:22,144 --> 00:13:26,702
Then you've got fourth
down, and he throws the...
333
00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:29,145
George!
334
00:13:29,932 --> 00:13:31,541
Hey.
335
00:13:32,797 --> 00:13:33,988
Paige's dad.
336
00:13:34,075 --> 00:13:36,643
- Barry.
- Yeah, of course, I remember.
337
00:13:36,978 --> 00:13:38,331
- What are you doing here?
- Uh,
338
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:39,418
just, you know,
339
00:13:39,496 --> 00:13:41,671
Sheldon wanted to go to
a science lecture.
340
00:13:41,749 --> 00:13:42,769
No kidding.
341
00:13:42,847 --> 00:13:44,136
We just dropped Paige off there.
342
00:13:44,238 --> 00:13:45,433
You don't say.
343
00:13:45,990 --> 00:13:47,128
Ooh.
344
00:13:47,215 --> 00:13:49,355
Caveman stuff.
I love that.
345
00:13:49,442 --> 00:13:51,627
Where are you going?
It's closed.
346
00:13:51,714 --> 00:13:54,494
I can read... baby.
347
00:13:57,031 --> 00:13:59,773
Just so you know, that
won't work every time.
348
00:14:00,935 --> 00:14:03,271
You haven't, uh, seen
Linda around, have you?
349
00:14:03,418 --> 00:14:04,656
Linda.
350
00:14:05,810 --> 00:14:07,200
Your wife, Linda.
351
00:14:07,287 --> 00:14:09,124
Yeah. No.
352
00:14:09,484 --> 00:14:10,903
So what's new?
353
00:14:11,112 --> 00:14:12,180
Oh, not much.
354
00:14:12,267 --> 00:14:13,427
Hey, you like football?
355
00:14:13,514 --> 00:14:14,545
No.
356
00:14:14,632 --> 00:14:16,505
Well, you sure?
It's a close game.
357
00:14:16,592 --> 00:14:20,418
Uh, no, no, I'm, uh,
more of a tennis man.
358
00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:24,507
Well, those are two very
different sports, aren't they?
359
00:14:24,859 --> 00:14:26,705
I think
you've got to go outside
360
00:14:26,792 --> 00:14:28,411
and rely on somebody like...
361
00:14:28,498 --> 00:14:32,372
George... can I confide in you?
362
00:14:43,155 --> 00:14:45,722
♪
363
00:14:49,935 --> 00:14:53,315
This is oddly reminiscent
of a dinner with my family.
364
00:14:53,764 --> 00:14:54,886
You're funny.
365
00:14:54,973 --> 00:14:55,971
I know.
366
00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:58,425
My family never eats dinner
together.
367
00:14:58,704 --> 00:14:59,807
Why not?
368
00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:01,574
My dad always manages
to come home
369
00:15:01,661 --> 00:15:03,612
from work
after we're done.
370
00:15:03,857 --> 00:15:06,628
Hmm.
My dad never misses a meal.
371
00:15:07,701 --> 00:15:10,511
Do you think Stone Age parents
stayed together forever?
372
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,889
They had to.
There were no lawyers.
373
00:15:13,303 --> 00:15:14,323
What?
374
00:15:14,410 --> 00:15:15,846
That was funny.
375
00:15:15,975 --> 00:15:18,206
Right, we've established
I'm funny.
376
00:15:18,475 --> 00:15:20,472
Well, I think my parents
are getting a divorce.
377
00:15:20,559 --> 00:15:21,575
Why?
378
00:15:21,678 --> 00:15:23,051
They fight all the time.
379
00:15:23,138 --> 00:15:25,464
- About what?
- Mostly me.
380
00:15:26,264 --> 00:15:28,628
Hmm. That's too bad.
381
00:15:28,883 --> 00:15:30,409
I guess I'm lucky.
382
00:15:30,747 --> 00:15:31,747
Why?
383
00:15:31,881 --> 00:15:34,230
I'm the glue that holds
our family together.
384
00:15:35,515 --> 00:15:37,409
What are you kids doing in there?
385
00:15:40,818 --> 00:15:43,573
Okay, ten cents a week
for a whole year.
386
00:15:43,670 --> 00:15:45,739
I get the raccoon,
and to tell people
387
00:15:45,826 --> 00:15:46,975
you're my girlfriend.
388
00:15:47,062 --> 00:15:50,074
15 cents a week, and if you
say hello to me in school,
389
00:15:50,161 --> 00:15:51,682
I'll say hello back.
390
00:15:52,758 --> 00:15:54,029
Deal.
391
00:15:55,467 --> 00:15:59,198
Connie,
I need to apologize.
392
00:15:59,529 --> 00:16:01,605
Oh, that's okay.
Don't worry about it.
393
00:16:01,692 --> 00:16:03,425
No, I am worrying
about it.
394
00:16:03,566 --> 00:16:07,261
I didn't realize that with you
and I being in a relationship,
395
00:16:07,348 --> 00:16:09,626
me wearing
your dead husband's clothes
396
00:16:09,713 --> 00:16:12,454
would be emotionally
challenging for you.
397
00:16:13,449 --> 00:16:15,649
All right, apology accepted.
398
00:16:15,897 --> 00:16:17,191
Thank you.
399
00:16:21,140 --> 00:16:22,774
Are you okay?
400
00:16:25,645 --> 00:16:29,415
I guess I just didn't expect
that getting rid of my...
401
00:16:29,816 --> 00:16:33,860
my husband's stuff
was gonna hit me so hard.
402
00:16:36,254 --> 00:16:39,423
He must have been
a wonderful man.
403
00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:42,376
Well, he had his moments.
404
00:16:42,463 --> 00:16:45,462
He was married to
a wonderful woman,
405
00:16:45,699 --> 00:16:47,040
so that says a lot.
406
00:16:48,027 --> 00:16:50,360
You're pretty wonderful
yourself.
407
00:16:51,070 --> 00:16:52,887
Thank you.
408
00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:57,516
Now, let's talk
about this hula girl lamp.
409
00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:59,581
What's your best price?
410
00:17:00,246 --> 00:17:01,817
It's my gift to you.
411
00:17:02,270 --> 00:17:03,673
Nice haggle.
412
00:17:03,809 --> 00:17:05,735
Nice mullet.
413
00:17:07,223 --> 00:17:08,339
Thanks again.
414
00:17:08,426 --> 00:17:10,134
Real sorry about this.
415
00:17:11,355 --> 00:17:12,486
What were you thinking?
416
00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:13,972
I got bored.
417
00:17:14,059 --> 00:17:15,391
'Cause you're a baby.
418
00:17:15,478 --> 00:17:16,808
What happened?
419
00:17:16,895 --> 00:17:19,126
Everything's fine.
They just... wandered off.
420
00:17:19,213 --> 00:17:21,320
Hey, Linda,
nice to see you.
421
00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:23,860
George, Sheldon's dad.
422
00:17:23,947 --> 00:17:25,953
Oh, sure, yes. Hi.
423
00:17:26,136 --> 00:17:29,312
Well, good to see you folks.
424
00:17:30,222 --> 00:17:31,401
Take care.
425
00:17:34,206 --> 00:17:37,023
Did you know that her
parents are getting a divorce?
426
00:17:37,110 --> 00:17:39,154
Just keep walking.
Keep walking.
427
00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:46,729
What... what is that for?
428
00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:48,883
Well, can't I appreciate my wife?
429
00:17:49,081 --> 00:17:50,463
What did you do now?
430
00:17:50,550 --> 00:17:52,016
I didn't do anything.
431
00:17:52,183 --> 00:17:53,805
Want to hear something cool?
432
00:17:54,292 --> 00:17:56,119
Sheldon skipped out of that lecture
433
00:17:56,206 --> 00:17:59,047
with that little Paige girl,
snuck into a closed exhibit.
434
00:17:59,134 --> 00:18:01,313
- You're kidding.
- True.
435
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:04,799
Even got, uh, "arrested"
by the museum security cops.
436
00:18:04,886 --> 00:18:06,391
Why would you think
that's cool?
437
00:18:06,478 --> 00:18:08,656
Sheldon got into trouble
with a girl!
438
00:18:08,776 --> 00:18:10,438
I'm bursting with pride.
439
00:18:11,871 --> 00:18:13,106
You know what?
440
00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:14,859
I don't want to talk
about it.
441
00:18:14,980 --> 00:18:17,426
There, right there.
442
00:18:17,854 --> 00:18:19,625
That's why I love you.
443
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,102
You gonna eat
your beans?
444
00:18:32,293 --> 00:18:34,400
Yeah, I'm gonna eat
my beans. Duh.
445
00:18:34,487 --> 00:18:35,735
What about your tots?
446
00:18:35,822 --> 00:18:37,502
- Those, too.
- Georgie!
447
00:18:37,589 --> 00:18:39,109
Just eat your own dinner.
448
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:41,485
- Dad?
- Can't have my tots, either!
449
00:18:54,819 --> 00:18:57,319
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