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With us tonight is Pastor Jeff Difford
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from the First Baptist
Church of Medford.
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Thank you for being here, Pastor.
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- My pleasure.
- So it would appear
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that your church's
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Halloween Hell House has stirred up
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quite a bit of controversy this year.
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Oh, I wouldn't call it
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controversy.
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What would you call it?
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A-As you know,
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the purpose of a Hell House
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is to demonstrate the wages of sin,
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so as to lead people back to God.
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That's wonderful.
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But doesn't it concern you that a lot
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of parents were alarmed
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at the gruesome scenes you portrayed?
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Once again, our intentions were pure.
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Why don't we take a look
at just how pure they were.
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Let's roll the clip.
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Oh, boy.
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I need another beer.
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Oh, darling, don't you
think you've had enough?
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- I'll tell you when I had enough!
- [SCREAMS]
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Whoa! Hey, cowboy,
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why don't you put that
down and call it a night.
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Don't you tell me what to do.
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[SCREAMING]
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JEFF: That's enough, Peg.
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Dear Lord.
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As you can see, our last
attempt at a Hell House
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may have been a tad... traumatizing.
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I thought it was a hoot.
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Some of the little ones
peed their pants. [CHUCKLES]
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But that wasn't the goal.
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A nine-year-old crapped
himself. [CHUCKLES]
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Why are you showing me this?
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Well, Mary, this year, we'd like to go
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with a more family-friendly production.
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And I thought you'd be the
perfect person to head that up.
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Really? Me?
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Yes, you. Absolutely.
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Gosh, I don't know. [SCOFFS]
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I always felt I had a
flair for the creative arts,
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but putting on a big show like that...
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You'll have a sizable budget
and all the help you'll need
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constructing sets, building props,
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special effects, makeup.
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Does sound tempting.
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But, most importantly,
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you'll have an opportunity
to bring people to God
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by vividly demonstrating
the perils of sin.
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Be careful if you touch on adultery.
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Last year, one of the
actors got pregnant.
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Thanks, Peg.
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So, what do you say?
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I already know the first
change I'm gonna make.
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Instead of calling it "Hell House,"
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which is a little off-putting,
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I'm gonna call it...
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"Heck House."
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Isn't that great?
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That is great.
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You don't really mean that.
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Yes, I do.
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Oh, I get it.
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Happy wife, happy life.
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You need to stop talking.
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So it's not gonna be scary?
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It will, but without
all the blood and gore.
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But I like blood and gore.
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Hang on, y'all are
trying to scare people
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into joining the church?
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Yeah. But people like
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getting scared on Halloween anyway.
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Why not make 'em jump
in the right direction?
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Actually, fear has
been a recruiting tactic
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used by organized religion
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for centuries.
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When you add guilt to
keep people in line,
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it's an extremely efficient
form of crowd control.
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Our religion is based on
love, Sheldon, not fear.
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So what happens when people
don't follow the rules?
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They burn in hell.
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Because God loves 'em.
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♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Sheldon.
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Oh. Hi, Georgie.
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Why was Veronica Duncan hugging you?
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I'm tutoring her in trigonometry.
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And that gets you hugs?
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Thanks to me, she
got her first C-minus.
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Just between us, she's a little slow.
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That's not what I heard.
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What did you hear?
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Is she secretly clever?
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Because if she is, I
completely missed it.
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It doesn't matter.
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You just need to introduce me to her.
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Why?
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I want to be her friend.
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Well, you better take a number.
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She's friends with a
lot of boys around here.
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Let me worry about that. You
just need to introduce us.
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All right.
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You know, she pays me
two dollars for every one
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of our tutoring lessons.
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How much did it cost
her to get a C-minus?
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$26.
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That's a good deal.
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LUNDY: Now, remember, next
week, we start our work
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on Streetcar Named Desire.
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So please prepare a monologue
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for either Blanche or Stanley.
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Usually, the girls do Blanche
and the boys do Stanley,
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but no judgment...
You follow your heart.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Thank you again
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for letting me come
by to pick your brain.
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Oh, please. Anything for the church.
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Are you a religious man?
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I'm an actor.
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I'm whatever you need me to be.
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All right.
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As I told you on the phone,
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I have been tasked
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with mounting this year's
Halloween production.
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Oh, is that a haunted
house kind of deal?
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Yes, but with the goal
of bringing people to God.
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I do know something about that.
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When I played Puck in Midsummer,
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the Tulsa Herald called
my performance heavenly.
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Wow! Good for you.
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- Thank you, thank you. [GIGGLING]
- [CHUCKLES]
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Okay. Um, I was hoping
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to put on a little play
in each of the rooms
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that portrays one of
the seven deadly sins.
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Pride, envy, gluttony,
lust, sloth, wrath and greed!
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Wow, you know your sins!
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Well, again, I'm an actor.
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They are the tools in my box.
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Um, have you considered
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a narrator, you know, um,
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like, a tour guide kind of thing?
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Oh, that's interesting.
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But who would that be?
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Well, I'd have to think
the big man himself.
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- God?
- Satan.
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Oh! That's spooky.
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And he's trying to
lure people toward sin.
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Exactly.
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That's a pretty big role.
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I wonder who could do it.
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Huh.
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Well, it would have to be someone
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with enough range to
convey sincerity and charm,
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all the while, hiding
a dark and corrupt soul!
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- Good golly.
- [CHUCKLES]
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If you were just a little
taller, you'd be perfect.
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I have lifts.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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What are we doing here?
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Waiting for Veronica.
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How do you know she's in there?
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It's kind of her homeroom.
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Oh, hello again.
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Oh. [CHUCKLES]
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Hey. What's up?
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This is my brother Georgie.
He wanted to meet you.
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- Really?
- Really.
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I like your hair.
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Uh, me, too.
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[CROWS CAWING]
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[ENGINE SHUTS OFF]
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What do you think?
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Pretty great, huh?
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Realtor's letting us use it for free.
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Wow. How'd you swing that?
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Well, I promised
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Fred Murphy a lead role
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in the lust room.
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Ooh. [LAUGHS]
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Look at you, just wheeling and dealing
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like a big-time Hollywood producer.
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- [CHUCKLES]
- Maybe you're in the wrong business.
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Being a mother?
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- Being a Christian.
- Ah.
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Greetings!
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Oh, good! Mr. Lundy, you made it.
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Oh, we're gonna be working
together. You can call me Gene.
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- All right, Gene, this is my mother, Connie.
- Hi.
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Hello.
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Now, I would've bet
she was your big sister.
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- [CHUCKLES]
- I thought you said he was a good actor.
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Oh, now. [CHUCKLING]
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So, what do you think?
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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- Spiderwebs.
- What?
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We're gonna need some
spiderwebs and I think
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maybe some fire effects on the left
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and right side of the portal.
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Portal?
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Portal to hell.
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[CHUCKLING] Sure, sure.
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Now, the script calls for me to appear
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from beneath the house
in a cloud of smoke.
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But I think that's gonna be ambitious.
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Script? What script?
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Oh, I wrote a script.
Don't worry about it.
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I was gonna write the script.
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Well, now you don't have to.
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[CHUCKLES]
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[CHUCKLES]
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Do you believe this?
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Believe it, love it,
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glad I didn't wait in the car.
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I can't believe this.
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No good?
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It's awful.
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It makes sin seem like a good thing.
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Well, that's the problem, isn't it?
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I mean, if sin didn't
seem like a good thing,
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nobody would do it.
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George, please, I'm in no mood.
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Hey. Wrath.
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That's one of the seven sins, right?
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Pastor Jeff gave me this project
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because he knew I'd be best at it.
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Now Gene... Lundy is taking over.
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Oh, look, pride. And envy.
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Don't stop. Four sins to go.
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I'm guessing lust
ain't happening tonight.
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You see a large red button.
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What do you do?
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I press it.
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The floor opens up and you
plunge into a 60-foot pit.
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I fly out.
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Up, up, and away!
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Again, you're not Superman in this game;
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you're Superman for Halloween.
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Which isn't till next week.
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So I'm in a pit.
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You're in a pit.
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Then I blast my way out
with my super breath!
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[BLOWING]
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Just let him do it.
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Dinner's ready.
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- Five more minutes.
- Hey, Georgie.
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I saw you talking to Veronica Duncan.
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Yeah. So?
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How well do you know her?
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Not as well as I'm gonna.
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I introduced them.
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He math skills are dreadful.
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Did you know Superman has a dog?
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His name is Krypto.
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He plays fetch in space.
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♪ Please allow me to introduce myself ♪
266
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Cut. Cut. Cut. Cut. Cut. [SIGHS]
267
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It's supposed to be wrath.
268
00:09:51,444 --> 00:09:54,112
♪ I've been around for a long, long time ♪
269
00:09:54,114 --> 00:09:55,213
[GASPS] Oh.
270
00:09:55,215 --> 00:09:56,782
♪ Stole many a man's soul ♪
271
00:09:56,785 --> 00:09:58,711
Give him a little kick
now that's he's down.
272
00:09:58,714 --> 00:10:00,084
Give him a little kick.
273
00:10:00,086 --> 00:10:01,419
♪ I was 'round ♪
274
00:10:01,421 --> 00:10:03,588
That's right, that's good.
275
00:10:03,590 --> 00:10:05,201
- Yes. Yeah.
- [GROANING]
276
00:10:05,204 --> 00:10:06,291
No, go for it.
277
00:10:06,293 --> 00:10:07,759
Yes.
278
00:10:07,761 --> 00:10:09,850
♪ Pleased to meet you ♪
279
00:10:09,853 --> 00:10:12,295
♪ Hope you guess my name ♪
280
00:10:12,298 --> 00:10:13,907
♪ Woo-woo ♪
281
00:10:13,910 --> 00:10:15,321
♪ Yeah, woo-woo ♪
282
00:10:15,324 --> 00:10:17,902
♪ Ah, what's puzzling you... ♪
283
00:10:17,904 --> 00:10:21,005
Kind of stomp down on
him, stomp down on him.
284
00:10:21,007 --> 00:10:23,675
Yes. That's the way. Good.
285
00:10:23,677 --> 00:10:25,110
Now, Fred, remember,
286
00:10:25,113 --> 00:10:29,314
you are the personification of lust.
287
00:10:29,316 --> 00:10:33,818
Your sole reason for
being is to try to satisfy
288
00:10:33,820 --> 00:10:38,089
this unquenchable thirst
for physical pleasure.
289
00:10:38,091 --> 00:10:41,926
Great. Will there be
kissing and touching?
290
00:10:41,928 --> 00:10:44,568
- Oh, you bet.
- Mm. Mm.
291
00:10:44,571 --> 00:10:46,165
Now what?
292
00:10:46,168 --> 00:10:48,985
Pretend kissing. Pretend touching.
293
00:10:48,988 --> 00:10:50,301
Oh.
294
00:10:50,303 --> 00:10:53,438
Fred, would you just give me a moment?
295
00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:56,939
Mary, I-I've tried to be patient,
296
00:10:56,942 --> 00:10:58,475
but if I'm gonna do this,
297
00:10:58,478 --> 00:11:00,778
put my reputation on the line,
298
00:11:00,780 --> 00:11:03,481
I'm gonna need you to
back off just a little bit.
299
00:11:03,483 --> 00:11:06,517
Do I need to remind you that
the purpose of Heck House
300
00:11:06,519 --> 00:11:08,820
is to show how sins destroy our lives?
301
00:11:08,822 --> 00:11:10,021
Yeah, so?
302
00:11:10,023 --> 00:11:12,690
You are making them into a good thing.
303
00:11:12,692 --> 00:11:14,696
Have you read the script?
304
00:11:15,528 --> 00:11:17,160
He's gonna get syphilis.
305
00:11:17,163 --> 00:11:18,796
He goes home, he gives it to his wife.
306
00:11:18,798 --> 00:11:20,157
She goes crazy.
307
00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:22,533
She kills him and her entire family.
308
00:11:22,535 --> 00:11:24,032
What am I missing?
309
00:11:24,035 --> 00:11:25,576
Sorry I'm late.
310
00:11:25,579 --> 00:11:27,171
I couldn't find my keys,
311
00:11:27,173 --> 00:11:29,107
and then my car wouldn't start.
312
00:11:29,109 --> 00:11:30,475
Then I got lost.
313
00:11:30,477 --> 00:11:32,043
Holy smokes.
314
00:11:32,045 --> 00:11:34,509
Hi. Are you my make out partner?
315
00:11:36,019 --> 00:11:38,764
No. No. No one's making out.
316
00:11:38,767 --> 00:11:40,657
This all stops right now.
317
00:11:40,660 --> 00:11:42,369
You have got to calm down.
318
00:11:42,372 --> 00:11:44,888
I will not have innocent
children walk through this house
319
00:11:44,891 --> 00:11:47,058
on Halloween and see a half-naked woman.
320
00:11:47,060 --> 00:11:49,761
A half-naked woman
chock-full of syphilis.
321
00:11:49,763 --> 00:11:53,531
- BOTH: What?
- It's pretend syphilis.
322
00:11:53,533 --> 00:11:57,335
Mary, I am a trained
theater professional.
323
00:11:57,337 --> 00:12:02,573
Why don't you just let me
do what I do, while you,
324
00:12:02,575 --> 00:12:07,111
you know, go home and
make a nice tuna casserole.
325
00:12:07,113 --> 00:12:08,846
Hmm?
326
00:12:08,848 --> 00:12:10,199
All right, Fred...
327
00:12:10,202 --> 00:12:11,973
ADULT SHELDON: I know
what you're thinking:
328
00:12:11,976 --> 00:12:13,888
she's going to tear his throat out.
329
00:12:13,891 --> 00:12:16,043
But what in fact happened is she did
330
00:12:16,046 --> 00:12:17,855
what she thought Jesus would do.
331
00:12:17,858 --> 00:12:20,524
She went home and made
that tuna casserole.
332
00:12:20,527 --> 00:12:21,726
It was a little salty
333
00:12:21,728 --> 00:12:24,090
but I ate it because she was in a mood.
334
00:12:24,935 --> 00:12:27,069
KIDS: Trick or treat!
335
00:12:27,072 --> 00:12:28,860
[LAUGHTER]
336
00:12:28,863 --> 00:12:31,030
[EERIE ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING]
337
00:12:33,168 --> 00:12:34,701
[RECORDED SCREAMS PLAYING]
338
00:12:37,906 --> 00:12:41,441
[GASPING, LAUGHING]
339
00:12:41,443 --> 00:12:45,378
Greetings. Pleased to meet you.
340
00:12:45,380 --> 00:12:49,245
I go by many names: Satan, Lucifer,
341
00:12:49,248 --> 00:12:52,518
Mephistopheles, Beelzebub.
342
00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:54,287
Of course, when I make
a dinner reservation,
343
00:12:54,289 --> 00:12:56,856
I-I go by "Eric."
344
00:12:56,858 --> 00:12:58,865
It's easier to spell.
345
00:12:58,868 --> 00:13:00,634
Before we begin
346
00:13:00,637 --> 00:13:03,296
tonight's descent into Heck,
347
00:13:03,298 --> 00:13:06,199
I'd like to tell you
a little about myself.
348
00:13:06,201 --> 00:13:09,302
'Cause it's all about you, isn't it?
349
00:13:09,304 --> 00:13:12,038
I was God's chosen angel.
350
00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:14,240
I was his favorite.
351
00:13:14,242 --> 00:13:16,409
We used to go camping together.
352
00:13:16,411 --> 00:13:20,126
But then, because I wanted
to have a little bit of fun,
353
00:13:20,129 --> 00:13:22,815
I was cast from heaven.
354
00:13:22,817 --> 00:13:25,509
Tonight, you will bear
witness to that fun.
355
00:13:25,512 --> 00:13:30,890
You will decide
whether it is sinful...
356
00:13:30,892 --> 00:13:32,859
or just another Saturday night.
357
00:13:32,861 --> 00:13:37,263
[LAUGHS] Come with me... if you dare.
358
00:13:37,265 --> 00:13:39,799
[THUNDER RUMBLES]
359
00:13:39,801 --> 00:13:41,401
Just watch your step right over here,
360
00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:43,403
'cause there's some electrical wires.
361
00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:45,259
- [HISSES]
- [KNOCK ON DOOR]
362
00:13:45,262 --> 00:13:47,079
ALL: Trick or treat.
363
00:13:47,082 --> 00:13:49,829
Oh, look how cute y'all are.
364
00:13:49,832 --> 00:13:53,051
Now, I know you are Superman.
365
00:13:53,054 --> 00:13:54,447
What about the rest of you?
366
00:13:54,449 --> 00:13:57,116
- I'm Cyndi Lauper.
- I'm a wizard.
367
00:13:57,118 --> 00:13:58,251
Uh-huh.
368
00:13:58,253 --> 00:14:00,053
And I'm Carl Sagan.
369
00:14:00,055 --> 00:14:01,888
Who?
370
00:14:01,890 --> 00:14:03,456
Carl Sagan.
371
00:14:03,458 --> 00:14:05,458
He's the host of Cosmos.
372
00:14:05,460 --> 00:14:08,094
Well, isn't that something.
373
00:14:08,096 --> 00:14:10,063
Now, y'all be safe and have a fun night.
374
00:14:10,065 --> 00:14:11,331
I'm Super...
375
00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:13,433
[LAUGHTER, SHOUTING]
376
00:14:17,739 --> 00:14:19,138
You like Guns N' Roses?
377
00:14:19,140 --> 00:14:20,485
They're all right.
378
00:14:20,488 --> 00:14:22,613
Yeah, they're all right.
379
00:14:30,018 --> 00:14:31,484
You as smart as your brother?
380
00:14:31,486 --> 00:14:33,453
Nobody is.
381
00:14:33,455 --> 00:14:35,822
I got an older sister
that's kind of a genius.
382
00:14:35,824 --> 00:14:37,323
Oh, yeah?
383
00:14:37,325 --> 00:14:38,618
Why didn't she tutor you?
384
00:14:38,621 --> 00:14:40,393
She's in jail.
385
00:14:40,395 --> 00:14:43,129
What'd she do?
386
00:14:43,131 --> 00:14:44,697
She sold a piñata full of weed
387
00:14:44,699 --> 00:14:46,299
to an undercover cop.
388
00:14:46,301 --> 00:14:48,845
Doesn't sound like much of a genius.
389
00:14:48,848 --> 00:14:52,238
Oh, I don't know, she
graduated high school.
390
00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:54,040
BILLY: Ooh, peanut butter cups!
391
00:14:54,042 --> 00:14:56,843
Superman loves peanut butter cups!
392
00:14:56,845 --> 00:14:58,778
[THUNDER RUMBLES]
393
00:14:58,780 --> 00:15:01,547
So you see, the sin of greed.
394
00:15:01,549 --> 00:15:04,717
Very wealthy man, a beautiful house,
395
00:15:04,719 --> 00:15:07,220
swimming pool, several German cars,
396
00:15:07,222 --> 00:15:10,556
and a young wife who worshipped him.
397
00:15:10,558 --> 00:15:12,225
Excuse me, Mr. Satan.
398
00:15:12,227 --> 00:15:14,727
What?
399
00:15:14,729 --> 00:15:15,832
You kind of left out
400
00:15:15,835 --> 00:15:17,597
how greed is the root of all evil,
401
00:15:17,599 --> 00:15:19,065
and how it corrupts the soul.
402
00:15:19,067 --> 00:15:21,234
It's in there. It's called subtext.
403
00:15:21,236 --> 00:15:24,579
Why don't we take a gander
at the eternal torment
404
00:15:24,582 --> 00:15:25,938
that is sloth.
405
00:15:25,941 --> 00:15:28,307
Eh!
406
00:15:28,309 --> 00:15:30,543
I can't believe no
one in this town knows
407
00:15:30,545 --> 00:15:32,078
who Carl Sagan is.
408
00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:33,813
Why even have a TV?
409
00:15:33,815 --> 00:15:37,016
Stupid Mrs. Gifford gave me a banana.
410
00:15:37,018 --> 00:15:38,951
SHELDON: Where's Billy?
411
00:15:38,953 --> 00:15:40,386
He had to go to the bathroom.
412
00:15:40,388 --> 00:15:42,255
- So he went home?
- No.
413
00:15:42,257 --> 00:15:44,223
He's right behind that tree.
414
00:15:44,225 --> 00:15:46,269
Wait up, guys.
415
00:15:46,272 --> 00:15:49,028
Oh, I got a little on my cape.
416
00:15:49,030 --> 00:15:50,644
Ew.
417
00:15:58,039 --> 00:16:00,673
There's nobody at my house.
You want to come over?
418
00:16:00,676 --> 00:16:01,774
Yes.
419
00:16:01,776 --> 00:16:03,443
Okay, let's go.
420
00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:09,308
[ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING]
421
00:16:12,887 --> 00:16:14,220
Look at this.
422
00:16:14,222 --> 00:16:17,490
We threw a party for
heaven and nobody came.
423
00:16:17,492 --> 00:16:20,793
Not one person chose to be saved.
424
00:16:20,795 --> 00:16:22,782
Well, did you tell
'em about the cupcakes?
425
00:16:22,785 --> 00:16:23,763
MEEMAW: Where I think you went wrong
426
00:16:23,765 --> 00:16:25,298
is in your timing.
427
00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:28,634
If you'd done this deal
during a war or a plague,
428
00:16:28,636 --> 00:16:30,636
then you'd have a boatload of converts.
429
00:16:30,638 --> 00:16:32,454
Famine. Famine would bring 'em in.
430
00:16:32,457 --> 00:16:34,207
What do you know about famine?
431
00:16:35,692 --> 00:16:37,258
Hola, amigos.
432
00:16:38,223 --> 00:16:39,545
Hey, Pastor Jeff.
433
00:16:39,547 --> 00:16:42,009
Why so glum? This is going great.
434
00:16:42,012 --> 00:16:44,317
Donations are through the roof.
435
00:16:44,319 --> 00:16:45,293
[LAUGHS]
436
00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:46,986
Nobody wants to be saved.
437
00:16:46,988 --> 00:16:50,923
Yeah, but donations
are through the roof.
438
00:16:50,925 --> 00:16:53,392
Is that all this means
to you, raising money?
439
00:16:53,394 --> 00:16:56,095
Hey, that money is
gonna do a lot of good
440
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:57,396
for a lot of people.
441
00:16:57,398 --> 00:16:59,198
Now, quit being such a fun sponge.
442
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,558
Here, have some grapes.
443
00:17:02,504 --> 00:17:04,003
[LAUGHING]
444
00:17:07,504 --> 00:17:09,304
What's that?
445
00:17:09,307 --> 00:17:10,907
Some stupid haunted house
446
00:17:10,910 --> 00:17:12,979
my mother's doing for the church.
447
00:17:12,981 --> 00:17:14,981
Let's check it out.
448
00:17:14,983 --> 00:17:17,617
But I-I thought we were
going to your house.
449
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:20,019
We are, let's just do this first.
450
00:17:20,021 --> 00:17:21,420
It'll be fun.
451
00:17:23,157 --> 00:17:24,457
[WHIMPERS]
452
00:17:27,662 --> 00:17:29,102
Pleased to meet you.
453
00:17:29,105 --> 00:17:32,164
I go by many names: Satan...
454
00:17:32,166 --> 00:17:34,700
ADULT SHELDON: My mother's fears
that no one would be saved
455
00:17:34,702 --> 00:17:37,238
that Halloween night
were proven incorrect.
456
00:17:37,241 --> 00:17:39,907
As they kissed, she
thought about the choices
457
00:17:39,910 --> 00:17:41,807
that led her to this moment.
458
00:17:41,809 --> 00:17:45,177
ADULT SHELDON: Mr. Lundy's scene
about lust made a deep impact
459
00:17:45,179 --> 00:17:48,114
- on my brother's date.
- Her youth was gone.
460
00:17:48,116 --> 00:17:50,043
She had traded her beauty for a few
461
00:17:50,046 --> 00:17:54,820
tawdry dollars, and now she
had nothing left but shame...
462
00:17:56,691 --> 00:17:58,758
...and venereal disease.
463
00:18:04,716 --> 00:18:07,183
ADULT SHELDON: She asked
to be saved by Jesus.
464
00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:09,686
[CRYING]: I don't want
to live like this anymore.
465
00:18:10,972 --> 00:18:13,188
Oh, just repeat after me...
466
00:18:13,191 --> 00:18:15,048
ADULT SHELDON: And as
it turns out, she was.
467
00:18:15,051 --> 00:18:17,743
She went on to live a
life devoted to God,
468
00:18:17,746 --> 00:18:20,282
feeding the poor, even helping her sister
469
00:18:20,285 --> 00:18:23,115
start a literacy program
for female prisoners.
470
00:18:25,119 --> 00:18:27,438
My brother, on the other
hand, became a devout atheist
471
00:18:27,441 --> 00:18:29,422
after that night.
472
00:18:29,424 --> 00:18:30,832
MARY: We got one!
473
00:18:32,580 --> 00:18:34,209
ALL: Trick or treat.
474
00:18:34,212 --> 00:18:36,159
Aren't y'all precious.
475
00:18:36,162 --> 00:18:39,371
And you look like a little Carl Sagan.
476
00:18:39,374 --> 00:18:44,889
ADULT SHELDON: Vindication,
the sweetest candy of all.
477
00:18:44,892 --> 00:18:49,402
♪ ♪
478
00:18:49,405 --> 00:18:53,966
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