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I've got a feeling
something special's...
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going to happen today.
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Things to do today:
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make checkmark on paper...
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cross item out...
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no time for that, I'm afraid.
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And finally, say...
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"that seems pretty senseless,
but, whatever."
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That seems pretty senseless,
but...
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whatever.
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That's odd.
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Joan, honey...
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did you put
these trashcans on the curb?
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Oh, I left the trash out
overnight.
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Oh, dear.
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Oh, no. Someone's stolen
our garbage again.
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Oh, I just feel
so awful about this.
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Darling, please,
it's not your fault.
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It's the world we live in today.
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There are people out there
for whom nothing is sacred...
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people who will steal
a man's garbage...
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week after week after week.
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We can get through it, honey.
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We'll borrow some garbage...
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till we're back on our feet.
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Don't you see, Joan?
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That's exactly
what they're counting on.
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Whoever keeps doing this
knows that people like us...
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will just sit back and take it.
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Darn it.
I'm not gonna take it anymore.
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Oh, Stanley, please,
don't get involved.
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I already am involved, Joan.
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Someone has stolen
from my family...
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and I will not rest until
I bring them to justice.
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Huh?
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What in the world?
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They're getting away.
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I've got to follow them,
but how?
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2 wheels.
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4 wheels.
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8 wheels.
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All right, crooks...
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now you've got Stanley Stupid
on your trail.
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Morning, Petunia.
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Morning, Buster.
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Hey, sis, have you seen dad?
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Isn't he sleeping?
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No. And he's
not outside, either.
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I got up early
to walk my fish...
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and he was already gone.
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Do you think maybe...
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he's been kidnapped?
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Oh, my God! We must go
to the police station.
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Just as soon as we've
left a note for mom.
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Take this down.
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We have gone to the police.
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Police...
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Daddy's been kidnapped.
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Kidnapped...
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Don't worry. We'll be back soon.
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Signed, your children.
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Your children...
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Let's move.
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Sta n ley?
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Buster?
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Petunia?
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Stanley? Buster? Petunia?
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Where is everybody?
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It's impossible.
That can't be true.
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Hello? Hello.
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Yes. Is this Mrs. Stupid?
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I'm calling from
the police station, Mrs. Stupid.
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We, uh, have
your children here, ma'am.
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Oh, my God! It's true!
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The police
have kidnapped my children!
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You two just sit tight.
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We'll have you home in a minute.
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Bye!
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Bye!
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Mum?
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Mum?
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Mum?
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Mum?
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It's no use.
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Mom's gone, too.
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And we seem to be caught
in a deadly game...
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of cat and mouse.
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He left without even
ringing the bell.
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Apparently, he only
wanted us to find this.
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What's the Jade Palace?
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And what does this have
to do with dad and mom?
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I don't know, Petunia,
but I think it's time...
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we went there and found out.
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Friday, June 4.
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Today, my world
turned upside-down.
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First, I discovered
my husband missing.
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Then, I learned my children...
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had been kidnapped
by the police.
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Now, the fate of my family
rests in my hands.
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Note to self:
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I must buy
a hand-held tape recorder.
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Then I will no longer
be speaking...
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into the garage door opener.
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Some people
can be so inconsiderate.
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Just the two of you?
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Why, yes.
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So they have been expecting us.
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00:13:17,897 --> 00:13:20,525
And what can I get for you?
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Oh, I think you've got
a pretty good idea...
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of what we're looking for.
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May I recommend
the cashew chicken?
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You'll get your cash
when we get...
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our parents back.
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And don't call us chicken.
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Oh, no. The truck.
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It's gone. I've lost it.
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Now it could be anywhere.
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Finding it now will be like
finding a needle in a haystack.
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It's always the last place
you think of looking.
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I'll never get the hang
of these things.
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Still no sign of mom or dad.
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I don't get it, Buster.
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Don't worry, Petunia.
Whoever brought us here...
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will contact us
when the time is right.
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Buster, it's a message.
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"Time flies
when you're having fun."
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"Time flies
when you're having fun"?
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00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:21,443
Wait a minute!
Isn't the "Daily Times"...
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published just a few blocks
away from here?
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Yes!
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At the corner
of Fun Street and Fly.
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No, it's Maple and Fifth.
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Close enough. Let's move.
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OK, camouflage lesson number 1:
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to look like a bush,
you have to think like a bush.
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OK, here I am just being a bush.
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Just growing and hanging out.
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Yes, this is the life for me.
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Sure is a lot of soil
around here.
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A lot of sunshine, too.
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As a bush,
I notice these things.
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Wait a minute. What's this?
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I have arms.
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I am a bush with arms.
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And legs.
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I am the first bush in history
with legs.
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I can walk!
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Oh, gaze, ye unbelievers,
upon this miracle!
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This walking bush...
Half man, half plant.
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He dwells in 2 worlds
but is the master of both!
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Oh, man-bush, you are nature's
greatest wonder!
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Poor fools thought I was a bush.
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I'll lock up the bikes,
you keep a lookout.
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Let's move.
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My children!
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Police.
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If they recognize me,
they're sure to kidnap me, too.
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What to do?
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My gosh.
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There must thousands
of people's garbage here.
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Tens of thousands, even.
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Why, the sheer organization
necessary...
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to pull off a heist like this...
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I've uncovered the crime
of the century.
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Good day, officers.
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Yes.
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Is that everyone?
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Affirmative, sir.
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It's showtime.
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Welcome, gentlemen.
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I apologize
for the unpleasantness...
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of our surroundings.
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The setting was chosen
for its seclusion...
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not its beauty.
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The weapons
you are about to see...
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are American made...
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and, I humbly submit,
the world's best.
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International law...
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has long kept you
from acquiring them.
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But as of now...
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I hope to help you
overcome that.
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Lieutenant...
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First piece of equipment
we'd like to demonstrate...
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is the Dragon anti-tank missile.
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Whether you want
to foment revolution...
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or suppress it...
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this hardware
will help you get it done.
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Strange, indeed,
are the workings of fate.
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How could I have known
that today I would wander...
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into the jaws of some kind
of super crime?
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Pardon me.
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Chances are, my life is
already in danger.
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Yet, I feel strangely,
intensely alive.
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Every nerve is alert...
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every sense working overtime.
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Nothing escapes my eye.
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Excuse me.
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One journey has come to an end.
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But I've got a feeling...
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the real adventure
has just begun.
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00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:08,991
Buster! Petunia!
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It's some kind of ape woman!
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00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:16,802
Oh, no. It's me. Your mother.
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00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:19,276
Your mother's
some kind of ape woman?
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00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:22,678
No, no.
Children, it's a disguise.
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00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:26,575
They're wigs.
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00:21:31,189 --> 00:21:32,816
Next up is an updated version...
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of the .45 caliber
personal sidearm.
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00:21:42,868 --> 00:21:44,165
I think you'll appreciate...
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the increase in stopping power.
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00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:17,461
Here we have the traditional
M-16 assault weapon...
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with extra new capabilities.
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Not only will it fire
an 84 millimeter...
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Excuse me.
Got a pen I can borrow?
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00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:31,315
Thank you very much.
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00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:33,318
So, what's going on around here?
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Some kind of company picnic?
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00:22:35,787 --> 00:22:37,687
Why, that's
a very festive name for it.
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00:22:38,924 --> 00:22:40,983
Notice all that garbage
out there?
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It's all stolen.
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00:22:43,428 --> 00:22:45,328
There's something fishy
going on.
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00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,161
Frankly, our lives
may already be in danger.
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00:22:48,900 --> 00:22:49,992
I hear you, pal.
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00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,900
At first, I was
pretty tongue-tied myself.
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00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:58,843
Oh, Jerry, help.
I need a new headline...
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for the Entertainment section.
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00:23:00,278 --> 00:23:04,237
"HBO has given the order
for a pair of original...
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00:23:04,282 --> 00:23:06,773
"outer-space themed shows
for the new season."
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00:23:06,818 --> 00:23:09,446
Let's see. What about...
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2 alien pilots
picked up by network.
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Perfect. I'm sending it.
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00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,126
Hey, you guys...
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give me a hand in Metro,
will you?
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00:23:24,503 --> 00:23:26,303
We were supposed to be
in print 5 minutes ago.
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Sis, over here.
I found a computer.
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00:23:38,517 --> 00:23:40,815
What've you
got in mind, Petunia?
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A little ride...
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on the information
superhighway, mom.
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00:23:44,289 --> 00:23:46,154
In this age
of microtechnology...
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the computer's our gateway...
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to information.
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00:23:49,194 --> 00:23:50,491
Now, all we've got to do...
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is figure out the password.
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How about nose?
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It's worth a try.
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All right, computer...
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now tell us everything
we need to know...
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about Stanley Stupid.
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Relax, soldier.
In a week from now...
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we'll both be wealthy men.
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I suppose so, sir.
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00:24:23,995 --> 00:24:25,622
But I can't help wondering...
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00:24:25,664 --> 00:24:27,655
what our country would think
of what we're doing.
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00:24:29,501 --> 00:24:32,299
This year our country...
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refused my promotion,
Lieutenant.
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They've only themselves
to blame now.
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00:24:42,013 --> 00:24:43,674
You really think
we can pull this off?
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I gave my life to the military.
259
00:24:49,020 --> 00:24:50,647
Nothing's going to stop me...
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00:24:50,689 --> 00:24:53,055
from getting something back.
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00:24:55,126 --> 00:24:56,821
Sir, I think we have...
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a potential situation
on our hands.
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00:24:58,497 --> 00:24:59,930
What is it, soldier?
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An individual, sir.
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00:25:01,466 --> 00:25:02,933
He appears to have
infiltrated the proceedings.
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As far as we can tell...
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he's not affiliated
with any of the buyers.
268
00:25:05,904 --> 00:25:07,098
It's the C.I.A.
269
00:25:07,138 --> 00:25:08,799
We're probably
already surrounded.
270
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,280
Negative, sir.
We scouted the area...
271
00:25:10,308 --> 00:25:11,832
and he appears to be alone.
272
00:25:11,877 --> 00:25:13,208
Alone?
273
00:25:13,245 --> 00:25:16,271
Hmm. Just what kind
of cowboy agent...
274
00:25:16,314 --> 00:25:17,645
is this guy?
275
00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:32,955
No one is to disturb him...
276
00:25:32,998 --> 00:25:34,465
without my order.
277
00:25:34,499 --> 00:25:36,296
The buyers must not know...
278
00:25:36,334 --> 00:25:37,699
anything is amiss.
279
00:25:37,736 --> 00:25:39,761
Understood, sir.
280
00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:46,142
If I know my business...
281
00:25:46,177 --> 00:25:49,112
the operative will contact us.
282
00:26:00,759 --> 00:26:02,249
To walk into
a situation like this...
283
00:26:02,294 --> 00:26:05,263
without support...
284
00:26:05,297 --> 00:26:07,265
this guy must be fearless.
285
00:26:07,299 --> 00:26:09,699
Yes.
286
00:26:17,309 --> 00:26:19,800
And very, very smart.
287
00:26:23,982 --> 00:26:26,109
Business, weather, sports.
288
00:26:26,151 --> 00:26:28,119
What is it trying to tell us?
289
00:26:28,153 --> 00:26:30,121
It's computer jargon, mom.
290
00:26:30,155 --> 00:26:32,783
It's like
a whole different language.
291
00:26:32,824 --> 00:26:34,451
Now, hand me a photo of dad...
292
00:26:34,492 --> 00:26:35,982
and let's see
what we can find out.
293
00:26:41,333 --> 00:26:43,392
It's processing the data.
294
00:26:47,906 --> 00:26:48,906
What does it say?
295
00:26:48,907 --> 00:26:51,899
Fatal error, drive
296
00:26:51,943 --> 00:26:53,308
Oh, my God!
297
00:26:53,345 --> 00:26:54,345
What does it mean?
298
00:26:54,346 --> 00:26:55,346
I don't know!
299
00:26:55,347 --> 00:26:56,837
We've got to warn your father!
300
00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:05,681
Watch out!
301
00:27:05,724 --> 00:27:07,089
Let's go! Out!
302
00:27:07,125 --> 00:27:08,125
Aah!
303
00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:10,591
We'd better get out of here.
304
00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:11,789
Let's go!
305
00:27:27,412 --> 00:27:29,107
Our bikes are gone!
306
00:27:32,517 --> 00:27:34,508
And the cops
have surrounded my car!
307
00:27:34,552 --> 00:27:36,645
Run for your lives!
308
00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:16,080
Cool runnings, my brother.
309
00:29:16,121 --> 00:29:17,884
Later, man.
310
00:29:17,922 --> 00:29:19,480
Bye. Thank you.
311
00:29:37,208 --> 00:29:38,732
Hi. Stanley Stupid.
312
00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:41,610
Oh. Honored to make
your acquaintance...
313
00:29:41,646 --> 00:29:43,273
Mr. Stupid.
314
00:29:43,314 --> 00:29:45,942
You must be a highly skilled
investigator...
315
00:29:45,984 --> 00:29:47,747
to have discovered all of this.
316
00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:49,276
Well, actually,
I knew I was on the trail...
317
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:51,320
of some pretty crafty thieves,
but I had no idea...
318
00:29:51,322 --> 00:29:53,847
there was going to be
this much garbage out here.
319
00:29:53,892 --> 00:29:58,420
You are clearly an agent
of enormous talents.
320
00:29:58,463 --> 00:30:00,624
Shame the government
will never reward you...
321
00:30:00,665 --> 00:30:02,633
as richly as you deserve.
322
00:30:02,667 --> 00:30:04,999
No. The government
doesn't even know I'm here.
323
00:30:05,036 --> 00:30:07,971
Aha. And that's why you've
approached me, isn't it?
324
00:30:08,006 --> 00:30:10,304
To come and get your share?
325
00:30:10,341 --> 00:30:11,865
One way or another?
326
00:30:11,910 --> 00:30:13,639
Actually, mister...
327
00:30:13,678 --> 00:30:15,771
I've approached you
because I need a car.
328
00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:17,145
Oh. Lieutenant...
329
00:30:17,182 --> 00:30:19,480
give our friend
the keys to my car.
330
00:30:21,486 --> 00:30:23,511
A gift to the gifted.
331
00:30:23,555 --> 00:30:26,786
Well, thank you very much.
That's incredibly generous!
332
00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:28,190
Thanks a lot!
333
00:30:31,262 --> 00:30:34,561
And to think I just wanted
a ride back to town.
334
00:30:36,935 --> 00:30:38,698
Thanks, everybody.
I'll see ya!
335
00:30:47,345 --> 00:30:49,336
Talk about nerves of steel.
336
00:30:49,380 --> 00:30:52,008
Completely surrounded,
and he didn't even blink.
337
00:30:52,050 --> 00:30:54,018
We bought him off for now, sir.
338
00:30:54,052 --> 00:30:56,384
But what's to stop him
from turning us in, anyway?
339
00:30:56,421 --> 00:30:57,683
You are, soldier.
340
00:30:58,756 --> 00:31:00,036
Without disturbing
our clients...
341
00:31:00,058 --> 00:31:02,117
follow, then terminate
the target...
342
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:03,718
with extreme prejudice.
343
00:31:03,761 --> 00:31:04,989
Yes, sir.
344
00:31:09,334 --> 00:31:10,961
Meaning?
345
00:31:11,002 --> 00:31:12,299
Kill him.
346
00:31:12,337 --> 00:31:13,668
Right.
347
00:31:18,843 --> 00:31:21,107
Oh. Boy.
348
00:31:21,145 --> 00:31:22,635
You never realized...
349
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:24,477
how many policeman there are...
350
00:31:24,515 --> 00:31:26,847
until the day
they turn against you.
351
00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:29,479
This is the biggest emergency
of our lives.
352
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:31,579
And we can't even call 911.
353
00:31:31,623 --> 00:31:34,319
A crisis like this calls
for even higher authority.
354
00:31:34,359 --> 00:31:37,419
Mom, dial 1011.
355
00:31:37,462 --> 00:31:40,488
I'm afraid that's not
good enough, children.
356
00:31:40,531 --> 00:31:42,965
Your father's life
is on the line.
357
00:31:44,636 --> 00:31:47,867
I'm calling 75,496-11.
358
00:31:56,881 --> 00:31:58,109
Yeah?
359
00:31:58,149 --> 00:32:00,344
Hello. My name is Joan Stupid.
360
00:32:00,385 --> 00:32:01,283
I'm a housewife...
361
00:32:01,319 --> 00:32:02,877
and I desperately
need your help.
362
00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:03,945
Yeah. Let me guess, lady.
363
00:32:03,988 --> 00:32:05,285
You've had a hectic day
running around...
364
00:32:05,323 --> 00:32:06,449
trying to take care
of the kids...
365
00:32:06,491 --> 00:32:07,617
and now you're panicked...
366
00:32:07,659 --> 00:32:08,785
because your husband's due home.
367
00:32:08,826 --> 00:32:10,657
That's right.
368
00:32:10,695 --> 00:32:12,663
And you haven't had time
to cook dinner, right?
369
00:32:12,697 --> 00:32:15,063
That's right, too.
370
00:32:16,601 --> 00:32:18,125
Yeah. I hear it
every day of the week.
371
00:32:18,169 --> 00:32:19,636
What you need
is our family special.
372
00:32:19,671 --> 00:32:20,831
What's your address?
373
00:32:20,872 --> 00:32:22,601
55 Maple street.
374
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:24,130
Uh-huh.
375
00:32:24,175 --> 00:32:25,642
And does your family
like cole slaw?
376
00:32:25,677 --> 00:32:27,770
Yes.
377
00:32:27,812 --> 00:32:29,143
That's all
the information I need.
378
00:32:29,180 --> 00:32:30,477
You can relax, dear.
We'll have you...
379
00:32:30,515 --> 00:32:32,107
taken care of
in less than an hour.
380
00:32:32,150 --> 00:32:34,983
Oh, bless you!
381
00:32:35,019 --> 00:32:36,816
No need to worry, kids.
382
00:32:36,854 --> 00:32:39,152
The most sophisticated
emergency response team...
383
00:32:39,190 --> 00:32:41,090
in the world
is working with us now.
384
00:32:42,327 --> 00:32:43,487
Interestingly enough...
385
00:32:43,528 --> 00:32:46,088
their strategy
involves cole slaw.
386
00:32:49,367 --> 00:32:50,425
Hello.
387
00:32:52,503 --> 00:32:53,765
Hi, honey. It's me.
388
00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:55,295
Oh, Stanley!
389
00:32:56,341 --> 00:32:57,638
Darling, are you all right?
390
00:32:57,675 --> 00:32:59,336
I'm fine,
but you won't believe...
391
00:32:59,377 --> 00:33:00,605
the things I've uncovered.
392
00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:02,772
Stanley, listen to me closely.
393
00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:06,375
You must beware of the drive
394
00:33:06,417 --> 00:33:08,647
What's the drive bee?
395
00:33:08,686 --> 00:33:10,779
We don't know...
396
00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:13,290
but any error you make
with it could be fatal.
397
00:33:13,324 --> 00:33:14,621
Just as I suspected.
398
00:33:14,659 --> 00:33:16,593
My life may already
be in jeopardy.
399
00:33:30,842 --> 00:33:32,639
What are you saying, Stanley?
400
00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:34,577
There must be some kind
of interference.
401
00:33:34,612 --> 00:33:36,011
Hold on.
I'll turn down the radio.
402
00:33:41,352 --> 00:33:42,683
Oops.
403
00:33:46,257 --> 00:33:47,349
Aah!
404
00:33:47,392 --> 00:33:49,986
Ooh'. Hot'. Whoa'.!
405
00:33:53,631 --> 00:33:54,825
Hot hot hot hot hot hot.
406
00:33:54,866 --> 00:33:56,595
Oh-Oh! Unh!
407
00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:03,397
Ohh, he“ Whoa'.!
408
00:34:06,611 --> 00:34:07,600
Is there something about dad...
409
00:34:07,645 --> 00:34:09,613
that you're not telling us?
410
00:34:09,647 --> 00:34:11,774
Something about his past...
411
00:34:11,816 --> 00:34:13,841
that would help explain
what's going on?
412
00:34:17,488 --> 00:34:19,956
Children, I suppose
you're old enough
413
00:34:19,991 --> 00:34:21,458
to know the truth.
414
00:34:21,492 --> 00:34:23,960
And the truth is...
415
00:34:23,995 --> 00:34:28,261
your father once worked
inside the system.
416
00:34:28,299 --> 00:34:29,357
You mean...
417
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,129
That's right, Petunia.
418
00:34:31,169 --> 00:34:33,797
Stanley Stupid was a courier...
419
00:34:33,838 --> 00:34:35,328
for the U.S. government.
420
00:34:37,175 --> 00:34:39,405
At first it seemed like
the perfect job.
421
00:34:41,679 --> 00:34:42,976
Every day brought new...
422
00:34:43,014 --> 00:34:44,811
and fascinating challenges.
423
00:34:44,849 --> 00:34:46,339
Oh! Great!
424
00:34:49,220 --> 00:34:50,687
There you go.
425
00:34:56,027 --> 00:34:57,688
537.
426
00:35:01,966 --> 00:35:03,456
537.
427
00:35:07,638 --> 00:35:09,333
Whoa'.!
428
00:35:47,178 --> 00:35:51,842
Then one day, your father
discovered something.
429
00:35:53,684 --> 00:35:54,844
Thank you.
430
00:36:10,902 --> 00:36:12,301
That's odd.
431
00:36:15,072 --> 00:36:16,664
Come in.
432
00:36:24,882 --> 00:36:26,679
What is it now, Stanley?
433
00:36:26,717 --> 00:36:28,275
Something very strange, sir.
434
00:36:28,319 --> 00:36:29,445
It seems like...
435
00:36:29,487 --> 00:36:30,613
an incredible amount
of letters...
436
00:36:30,655 --> 00:36:31,655
are being delivered...
437
00:36:31,656 --> 00:36:33,817
to somebody named Sender.
438
00:36:33,858 --> 00:36:35,621
Who is this Sender?
439
00:36:35,660 --> 00:36:36,660
And what is he doing...
440
00:36:36,661 --> 00:36:38,629
with other people's mail?
441
00:36:38,663 --> 00:36:40,290
I believe that this calls
442
00:36:40,331 --> 00:36:43,562
for a full-scale investigation.
443
00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:47,967
The next day, he was fired.
444
00:36:48,005 --> 00:36:51,031
They never told him why.
445
00:36:51,075 --> 00:36:53,134
But, of course!
446
00:36:53,177 --> 00:36:54,872
He knew too much.
447
00:36:54,912 --> 00:36:57,142
And my instinct tells me...
448
00:36:57,181 --> 00:37:00,810
we haven't seen the last
of Mr. Sender.
449
00:37:09,961 --> 00:37:11,553
Is the target neutralized?
450
00:37:11,596 --> 00:37:14,759
I'm afraid not, sir.
It seems the enemy...
451
00:37:14,799 --> 00:37:15,925
repelled our assault team...
452
00:37:15,967 --> 00:37:17,594
with extreme
defensive aggression...
453
00:37:17,635 --> 00:37:21,537
in a "blowing up
their car" manner, sir.
454
00:37:21,572 --> 00:37:25,770
So, he has some combat skills
to back up his bravado.
455
00:37:25,810 --> 00:37:28,301
Who do we have from special ops?
456
00:37:28,346 --> 00:37:30,712
McClelland trained
with the S.O.F., sir.
457
00:37:30,748 --> 00:37:32,113
Give him the assignment.
458
00:37:32,149 --> 00:37:34,913
Let's see how our friend
handles a veteran assassin.
459
00:38:03,014 --> 00:38:04,413
Ready?
460
00:38:04,448 --> 00:38:06,575
Ready.
461
00:38:06,617 --> 00:38:09,586
It's high time I got myself
another tattoo.
462
00:38:11,122 --> 00:38:13,249
Just make sure you do it clean.
463
00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:15,759
We can't afford to leave
a trail of clues.
464
00:38:15,793 --> 00:38:18,284
He'll never know what hit him.
465
00:38:18,329 --> 00:38:20,422
Did you know you have
a hole in your gas tank?
466
00:38:20,464 --> 00:38:22,432
Actually, that's how
you get the gas in it.
467
00:38:22,466 --> 00:38:23,786
Listen, why don't you
top her off.
468
00:38:23,801 --> 00:38:25,132
I'm going to go freshen up.
469
00:39:14,585 --> 00:39:16,746
Thank you for
the excellent service...
470
00:39:16,787 --> 00:39:18,118
old timer. Yep.
471
00:39:49,487 --> 00:39:50,715
Well?
472
00:39:50,755 --> 00:39:52,484
I'm afraid it's bad news.
473
00:39:52,523 --> 00:39:54,718
Don't tell me
he took out McClelland, too.
474
00:39:54,759 --> 00:39:56,954
It's uncanny, sir.
I've watched him...
475
00:39:56,994 --> 00:39:58,461
dispatch assailants
effortlessly...
476
00:39:58,496 --> 00:40:02,626
with techniques
that defy description.
477
00:40:02,666 --> 00:40:04,793
Who's our explosives expert?
478
00:40:04,835 --> 00:40:06,359
That would be Martinez, sir.
479
00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:07,803
Give him the assignment...
480
00:40:07,838 --> 00:40:09,305
and everything he needs
to pull it off.
481
00:40:09,340 --> 00:40:10,637
I want it done surgical...
482
00:40:10,674 --> 00:40:12,801
and I want it done now!
483
00:40:12,843 --> 00:40:16,472
For God's sake,
we're military men.
484
00:40:16,514 --> 00:40:19,540
Killing people
is supposed to be our job.
485
00:41:00,157 --> 00:41:01,784
Go on!
486
00:41:01,826 --> 00:41:04,158
Please, leave me alone!
487
00:41:14,638 --> 00:41:16,469
What're you trying to do,
you darn bee?
488
00:41:16,507 --> 00:41:18,099
Can't you see
I'm trying to drive?
489
00:41:18,142 --> 00:41:20,838
Oh, my God! The drive bee!
490
00:41:30,354 --> 00:41:32,345
Fight, Stanley!
Fight for your life!
491
00:41:40,297 --> 00:41:41,855
The tables have turned.
492
00:41:43,868 --> 00:41:46,996
The hunter becomes the hunted.
493
00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:56,207
Mission accomplished.
494
00:41:56,247 --> 00:41:58,374
No one could've survived
that blast.
495
00:42:04,154 --> 00:42:05,644
Now, that's a well-made shoe.
496
00:42:13,797 --> 00:42:14,957
Here's your fare...
497
00:42:14,999 --> 00:42:16,864
and a little extra for yourself.
498
00:42:16,901 --> 00:42:17,959
Thank you, sir.
499
00:42:18,002 --> 00:42:19,162
What's the occasion?
500
00:42:19,203 --> 00:42:21,262
It's just good to be home.
501
00:42:28,679 --> 00:42:30,340
Home.
502
00:42:32,016 --> 00:42:33,313
You never know
how much it means to you...
503
00:42:33,350 --> 00:42:35,250
until you go away.
504
00:42:38,522 --> 00:42:40,752
What are you doing to my grass?
505
00:42:40,791 --> 00:42:42,156
Buster?
506
00:42:42,192 --> 00:42:43,716
Is that you?
507
00:42:45,162 --> 00:42:46,754
Have I been away so long?
508
00:42:46,797 --> 00:42:48,389
You live next door, Stanley.
509
00:42:48,432 --> 00:42:50,127
Please, call me dad.
510
00:42:50,167 --> 00:42:51,862
Dad!
511
00:42:54,038 --> 00:42:57,530
This day keeps getting
stranger and stranger.
512
00:42:57,575 --> 00:42:58,837
We find ourselves today...
513
00:42:58,876 --> 00:43:00,571
at the center of a puzzle.
514
00:43:00,611 --> 00:43:03,603
At first, all is confusing.
515
00:43:03,647 --> 00:43:05,444
But as the pieces come together,
516
00:43:05,482 --> 00:43:07,450
patterns emerge.
517
00:43:07,484 --> 00:43:08,781
And before long, we can see...
518
00:43:08,819 --> 00:43:11,481
the sinister face of conspiracy.
519
00:43:13,424 --> 00:43:15,824
And it all begins
with a man named...
520
00:43:27,004 --> 00:43:28,665
Mr. Sender.
521
00:43:46,857 --> 00:43:48,324
Letters...
522
00:43:48,359 --> 00:43:50,691
easier to open than pistachios.
523
00:43:52,196 --> 00:43:56,189
What's inside is more delicious.
524
00:43:56,233 --> 00:44:00,169
"If you still love me, Sally...
525
00:44:00,204 --> 00:44:03,605
"tie a ribbon 'round
the old oak tree."
526
00:44:03,641 --> 00:44:05,438
I'm afraid the only thing...
527
00:44:05,476 --> 00:44:08,445
that's going to be hanging
from that tree is you...
528
00:44:08,479 --> 00:44:10,276
Bob.
529
00:44:17,488 --> 00:44:18,887
Poor Jenny Miller.
530
00:44:21,325 --> 00:44:23,293
Nobody coming to her wedding.
531
00:44:30,234 --> 00:44:31,792
This postal ploy of yours...
532
00:44:31,835 --> 00:44:34,133
is the most evil caper
of our age...
533
00:44:34,171 --> 00:44:35,297
Mr. Sender.
534
00:44:35,339 --> 00:44:36,704
How will you ever top yourself?
535
00:44:36,740 --> 00:44:38,970
With a crime so unthinkable...
536
00:44:39,009 --> 00:44:41,978
that no one has ever dared
to attempt it.
537
00:44:42,012 --> 00:44:46,381
To rob an entire nation
of its garbage.
538
00:44:46,417 --> 00:44:49,215
The one resource no one
ever thinks to protect.
539
00:44:49,253 --> 00:44:51,312
Yet, without it...
540
00:44:51,355 --> 00:44:53,983
every Hefty bag,
every trash compactor...
541
00:44:54,024 --> 00:44:55,992
every rubbish bin in America...
542
00:44:56,026 --> 00:44:57,653
will be useless.
543
00:44:57,695 --> 00:44:59,822
Desperate men
will roam the streets...
544
00:44:59,863 --> 00:45:02,093
with empty wastebaskets.
545
00:45:02,132 --> 00:45:04,760
Panic and chaos
will rule the land.
546
00:45:04,802 --> 00:45:07,100
The precious balance
of civilization...
547
00:45:07,137 --> 00:45:09,105
will be destroyed...
548
00:45:09,139 --> 00:45:13,940
and then, the world
will come begging for mercy...
549
00:45:13,977 --> 00:45:16,036
to me.
550
00:45:17,748 --> 00:45:21,445
Your job is to kidnap anyone...
551
00:45:21,485 --> 00:45:24,147
who discovers
my diabolical plan.
552
00:45:26,323 --> 00:45:28,314
Including children.
553
00:45:33,664 --> 00:45:36,861
This fiendishness
must be stopped!
554
00:45:46,844 --> 00:45:48,641
It's not our battle
to fight, Johnson.
555
00:45:48,679 --> 00:45:49,976
We've got enough trouble...
556
00:45:50,013 --> 00:45:52,379
getting soy sauce
into these tiny packets.
557
00:45:52,416 --> 00:45:53,974
Maybe we can't stop Sender...
558
00:45:54,017 --> 00:45:55,484
but I know someone who can.
559
00:45:55,519 --> 00:45:56,645
A bright fellow I worked with...
560
00:45:56,687 --> 00:45:58,052
in the postal service.
561
00:45:59,656 --> 00:46:01,419
Are the guards posted out front?
562
00:46:01,458 --> 00:46:02,948
Only the best.
563
00:46:09,633 --> 00:46:10,895
Well?
564
00:46:10,934 --> 00:46:13,300
No one suspects a thing,
Mr. Sender.
565
00:46:13,337 --> 00:46:16,101
Unless that bush has ears.
566
00:46:23,981 --> 00:46:27,439
The joke's on you, my friends.
567
00:46:27,484 --> 00:46:28,781
Bad news, sir.
568
00:46:28,819 --> 00:46:31,287
Stanley Stupid
has discovered our secret.
569
00:46:31,321 --> 00:46:32,321
At last...
570
00:46:32,322 --> 00:46:35,291
a foe worthy
of matching wits with.
571
00:46:35,325 --> 00:46:39,318
Release the drive bee.
572
00:47:13,263 --> 00:47:15,788
So you see,
it all begins with Mister...
573
00:47:19,469 --> 00:47:21,164
Sender.
574
00:47:21,205 --> 00:47:22,934
The police are against us...
575
00:47:22,973 --> 00:47:25,305
and obviously, we can't
go to the press.
576
00:47:25,342 --> 00:47:28,072
What are we
going to do, Stanley?
577
00:47:28,111 --> 00:47:30,579
We've got to take on Sender
ourselves.
578
00:47:32,082 --> 00:47:33,947
Oh, it won't be easy
finding him.
579
00:47:33,984 --> 00:47:35,611
Scouring the countryside...
580
00:47:35,652 --> 00:47:37,449
for microscopic clues...
581
00:47:37,487 --> 00:47:40,115
following trails that
are long since cold...
582
00:47:40,157 --> 00:47:41,954
sensing him always nearby...
583
00:47:41,992 --> 00:47:45,291
yet somehow,
maddeningly beyond our grasp.
584
00:47:45,329 --> 00:47:48,127
Hey! There's a Charles Sender...
585
00:47:48,165 --> 00:47:50,599
listed right here
in this phone book.
586
00:47:50,634 --> 00:47:52,568
The manhunt begins!
587
00:48:05,582 --> 00:48:07,345
The car won't start!
588
00:48:07,384 --> 00:48:09,181
Maybe the battery is dead.
589
00:48:09,219 --> 00:48:11,653
It was perfectly healthy
this afternoon.
590
00:48:11,688 --> 00:48:13,383
Well, then maybe it's got
some life left in it.
591
00:48:13,423 --> 00:48:15,254
I better give it mouth-to-mouth.
592
00:48:24,801 --> 00:48:25,801
Not now, Kitty.
593
00:48:25,802 --> 00:48:27,827
I've got a battery to revive.
594
00:48:36,647 --> 00:48:38,478
Wait a minute. What am I doing?
595
00:48:38,515 --> 00:48:40,847
I've cooked up
some insane conspiracy theory...
596
00:48:40,884 --> 00:48:42,977
and put myself in the middle
of an illegal weapons deal...
597
00:48:43,020 --> 00:48:44,988
with some of the world's
most dangerous men.
598
00:48:45,022 --> 00:48:47,616
I've risked my life
and the lives of my family...
599
00:48:47,658 --> 00:48:50,991
in a scheme that makes
absolutely no sense at all.
600
00:48:53,530 --> 00:48:56,363
Insight fading...
601
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:58,994
I must remember
not to go forward with this.
602
00:48:59,036 --> 00:49:00,697
What is it, Stanley?
603
00:49:00,737 --> 00:49:02,329
What are you supposed
to remember?
604
00:49:02,372 --> 00:49:03,930
Um...
605
00:49:06,176 --> 00:49:07,336
I don't know.
606
00:49:15,152 --> 00:49:17,450
Let's go, everybody.
We got a job to do.
607
00:49:34,304 --> 00:49:36,932
Hey! What about the delivery?
608
00:49:36,974 --> 00:49:40,034
You can't just order food
and run off like that!
609
00:49:41,912 --> 00:49:46,508
You have insulted the dignity
of Floyd's Delicatessen.
610
00:49:56,593 --> 00:49:58,618
You're sure this is the place?
611
00:49:58,662 --> 00:49:59,788
Oh, yes.
612
00:49:59,830 --> 00:50:01,491
When I called sender's home...
613
00:50:01,531 --> 00:50:04,523
his wife said
that he works here.
614
00:50:04,568 --> 00:50:07,230
A likely story.
615
00:50:08,372 --> 00:50:09,669
Heh.
616
00:50:17,681 --> 00:50:18,773
OK, Joan.
617
00:50:18,815 --> 00:50:20,840
You and Buster
search that end of the building.
618
00:50:20,884 --> 00:50:22,715
Petunia and I
will take this end.
619
00:50:22,753 --> 00:50:25,984
And remember, everybody.
Use your heads.
620
00:51:27,184 --> 00:51:29,152
I found his headquarters!
621
00:51:31,121 --> 00:51:34,147
And I've stumbled upon
his fiendish laboratory!
622
00:51:41,865 --> 00:51:43,264
Careful, Petunia.
623
00:51:43,300 --> 00:51:45,461
One false move
and we could end up dead.
624
00:51:50,006 --> 00:51:51,268
Dad?
625
00:51:51,308 --> 00:51:53,071
Petunia?
626
00:51:53,110 --> 00:51:55,670
Everything has gone dark.
627
00:51:55,712 --> 00:51:57,236
I can't see a thing.
628
00:51:57,280 --> 00:52:00,443
Oh, my God, it's happened!
629
00:52:00,484 --> 00:52:03,146
We're dead.
630
00:52:03,186 --> 00:52:05,984
I knew it!
631
00:52:17,667 --> 00:52:19,259
So this is heaven.
632
00:52:19,302 --> 00:52:21,964
It's quite lovely, really.
633
00:52:24,474 --> 00:52:25,873
Funny, isn't it?
634
00:52:25,909 --> 00:52:27,399
One minute
you're tracking down...
635
00:52:27,444 --> 00:52:29,105
the head
of a global conspiracy...
636
00:52:29,146 --> 00:52:30,841
and the next minute, poof!
637
00:52:30,881 --> 00:52:33,645
It's all over.
638
00:52:33,683 --> 00:52:35,878
Sure puts things in perspective.
639
00:52:35,919 --> 00:52:38,410
You know who I miss the most?
640
00:52:38,455 --> 00:52:41,049
Mom and Buster.
641
00:52:41,091 --> 00:52:42,752
Don't worry, honey.
642
00:52:42,792 --> 00:52:44,384
They'll be joining us
soon enough...
643
00:52:44,427 --> 00:52:45,826
the way your mom drives.
644
00:52:48,198 --> 00:52:49,460
Hello?
645
00:52:49,499 --> 00:52:50,864
Somebody in here?
646
00:52:50,901 --> 00:52:52,994
Dad, someone's coming.
647
00:52:54,804 --> 00:52:56,032
You think?
648
00:52:57,841 --> 00:52:59,206
Yes, Petunia.
649
00:52:59,242 --> 00:53:02,370
It's time to meet Our Creator.
650
00:53:08,485 --> 00:53:10,180
Hail to Thee, o Lord.
651
00:53:10,220 --> 00:53:13,587
Actually, it's pronounced Lloyd.
652
00:53:15,759 --> 00:53:18,455
All these years,
we've been saying it wrong.
653
00:53:26,236 --> 00:53:27,703
So...
654
00:53:27,737 --> 00:53:31,434
this is the face of evil.
655
00:53:46,423 --> 00:53:50,792
And this is the diary
of his twisted schemes.
656
00:53:59,369 --> 00:54:01,860
Dates... numbers...
657
00:54:01,905 --> 00:54:03,702
years?
658
00:54:05,408 --> 00:54:07,433
What in the world?
659
00:54:07,477 --> 00:54:09,945
Buster, come on!
660
00:54:09,980 --> 00:54:11,971
I found out
where sender's going next.
661
00:54:12,015 --> 00:54:13,243
Just a minute, mom.
662
00:54:13,283 --> 00:54:16,047
I've discovered
a mysterious room here.
663
00:54:16,086 --> 00:54:18,782
There's a strange-looking clock
over the top of it.
664
00:54:22,192 --> 00:54:24,820
And a control panel
with a bunch of numbers.
665
00:54:24,861 --> 00:54:27,421
One would almost think
it's some kind of...
666
00:54:27,464 --> 00:54:29,432
Time machine!
667
00:54:35,639 --> 00:54:36,901
Mom, he“?!
668
00:54:36,940 --> 00:54:38,635
Buster, no!
669
00:54:48,285 --> 00:54:49,877
What buttons did you press?
670
00:54:49,919 --> 00:54:50,919
I don't know.
671
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:52,217
Just a bunch
of random numbers...
672
00:54:52,255 --> 00:54:54,086
and the letters "B C".
673
00:54:54,124 --> 00:54:56,422
Oh, my God.
674
00:55:23,720 --> 00:55:27,622
We've traveled back
to the age of the dinosaurs.
675
00:55:34,264 --> 00:55:37,233
It's just so amazing
to meet you at last.
676
00:55:37,267 --> 00:55:38,666
Well, thank you.
677
00:55:38,702 --> 00:55:40,863
It's nice to meet
someone who appreciates...
678
00:55:40,904 --> 00:55:42,132
the work I do.
679
00:55:42,172 --> 00:55:43,537
Appreciates it?
680
00:55:43,573 --> 00:55:46,064
Why, you're the one that takes
care of the entire universe.
681
00:55:46,109 --> 00:55:47,633
But you'd be surprised
how little thanks...
682
00:55:47,677 --> 00:55:48,677
I get for it.
683
00:55:48,678 --> 00:55:50,646
Most people
don't even know I exist.
684
00:55:52,716 --> 00:55:56,379
This is the single
most fantastic journey...
685
00:55:56,419 --> 00:55:58,649
in the history of the world.
686
00:56:02,792 --> 00:56:04,817
Keep your voice down, son.
687
00:56:04,861 --> 00:56:06,181
If one of these things
wakes up...
688
00:56:06,196 --> 00:56:08,027
we're in real trouble.
689
00:56:08,064 --> 00:56:10,658
They look absolutely starved.
690
00:56:22,912 --> 00:56:24,072
Hey, look, mom!
691
00:56:24,114 --> 00:56:26,480
The cave
of some prehistoric peoples.
692
00:56:33,790 --> 00:56:35,758
Their tools seem to be...
693
00:56:35,792 --> 00:56:37,953
fashioned of
a primitive Styrofoam.
694
00:56:37,994 --> 00:56:39,655
We've got to be careful, Buster.
695
00:56:39,696 --> 00:56:42,062
The slightest disturbance
to this ancient world...
696
00:56:42,098 --> 00:56:44,532
could affect
the entire course of history.
697
00:56:44,567 --> 00:56:47,058
Yes...
698
00:56:47,103 --> 00:56:51,096
the entire course of history.
699
00:56:57,147 --> 00:56:58,580
What are you doing?
700
00:57:02,819 --> 00:57:04,150
Just think.
701
00:57:04,187 --> 00:57:06,883
My name is now
the first word ever written.
702
00:57:06,923 --> 00:57:10,450
This rock will be the most
sacred mystery on Earth.
703
00:57:10,493 --> 00:57:12,791
Buster, snap out of it.
704
00:57:12,829 --> 00:57:14,888
When mankind learns to read...
705
00:57:14,931 --> 00:57:16,421
I will be worshipped.
706
00:57:17,801 --> 00:57:20,031
Nations will rise
and fall in my name.
707
00:57:21,504 --> 00:57:22,504
Life on Earth...
708
00:57:22,539 --> 00:57:26,305
will be nothing
but a footnote to Buster.
709
00:57:26,342 --> 00:57:28,833
We've gotta get out of here.
710
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:31,542
Not to be disrespectful...
711
00:57:31,581 --> 00:57:34,072
but I feel that perhaps
we've come here too early.
712
00:57:34,117 --> 00:57:35,550
The truth is, the two of you...
713
00:57:35,585 --> 00:57:37,416
shouldn't be here at all.
714
00:57:37,454 --> 00:57:39,854
You mean, you're sending us
back into the world?
715
00:57:39,889 --> 00:57:42,551
I'm afraid so.
But don't get me wrong.
716
00:57:42,592 --> 00:57:44,321
It's been a pleasure
talking to you...
717
00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:46,453
but there's work to be done.
718
00:57:46,496 --> 00:57:49,363
So, our crusade against the
world's injustice is important!
719
00:57:49,399 --> 00:57:52,334
Just head through
that door marked "exit."
720
00:57:52,368 --> 00:57:54,928
Take you back to where
your car is parked.
721
00:57:54,971 --> 00:57:56,199
Did you hear that, Petunia?
722
00:57:56,239 --> 00:57:57,439
We're getting a second chance!
723
00:57:57,474 --> 00:57:58,964
Hurray!
724
00:58:01,845 --> 00:58:04,370
Do you have any final words
for us before we go?
725
00:58:04,414 --> 00:58:07,110
Well, if you want to
make my job easier...
726
00:58:07,150 --> 00:58:09,618
remember, throw your gum
in the trash...
727
00:58:09,652 --> 00:58:11,210
when you're done chewing it.
728
00:58:11,254 --> 00:58:13,085
I spend a huge amount
of my time...
729
00:58:13,122 --> 00:58:14,384
cleaning up gum.
730
00:58:14,424 --> 00:58:17,518
So long as we live,
we shall fight that wrong.
731
00:58:27,370 --> 00:58:28,997
Sorry, mom.
732
00:58:29,038 --> 00:58:31,336
I sort of went mad
with power back there.
733
00:58:31,374 --> 00:58:35,037
Well, the most important thing
is we made it.
734
00:58:35,411 --> 00:58:38,073
Mom! Buster!
735
00:58:38,114 --> 00:58:40,446
Joan! Buster!
736
00:58:42,952 --> 00:58:44,419
Dad! Petunia!
737
00:58:44,454 --> 00:58:47,150
Stanley! Petunia!
738
00:58:50,627 --> 00:58:51,753
You made it!
739
00:58:53,129 --> 00:58:54,858
Are you all right?
How did it go in there?
740
00:58:54,898 --> 00:58:56,923
Well, Joan, we had
a remarkable 20 minutes.
741
00:58:56,966 --> 00:59:00,060
We died,
went to heaven, met God...
742
00:59:00,103 --> 00:59:01,263
and got brought back to life.
743
00:59:02,472 --> 00:59:03,871
But still no sign of Sender.
744
00:59:03,907 --> 00:59:05,033
Oh.
745
00:59:05,074 --> 00:59:06,200
What happened to you guys?
746
00:59:06,242 --> 00:59:08,608
We traveled through time
to the age of dinosaurs...
747
00:59:08,645 --> 00:59:10,203
and Buster
established himself...
748
00:59:10,246 --> 00:59:12,077
as the most important
and mysterious figure...
749
00:59:12,115 --> 00:59:13,115
in history.
750
00:59:13,116 --> 00:59:14,344
Buster?
751
00:59:14,384 --> 00:59:15,715
Sorry, dad.
752
00:59:17,086 --> 00:59:18,553
And even more importantly...
753
00:59:18,588 --> 00:59:19,748
we found this.
754
00:59:22,358 --> 00:59:25,486
Names, places, dates, times.
755
00:59:25,528 --> 00:59:27,462
Wait a minute.
756
00:59:27,497 --> 00:59:29,158
There's an entry
in here for today.
757
00:59:29,198 --> 00:59:31,723
Channel 3 News at 1:00.
758
00:59:31,768 --> 00:59:34,066
We passed the Channel 3
News station...
759
00:59:34,103 --> 00:59:35,263
on the way over here!
760
00:59:35,305 --> 00:59:36,772
And it's almost one now!
761
00:59:36,806 --> 00:59:38,205
The trail is still fresh!
762
00:59:38,241 --> 00:59:39,401
Let's go.
763
01:00:05,134 --> 01:00:06,931
We're here!
764
01:00:15,044 --> 01:00:16,534
Somewhere in this building...
765
01:00:16,579 --> 01:00:18,171
is the man we're looking for.
766
01:00:18,214 --> 01:00:20,910
Let's find him
before he finds us.
767
01:00:31,828 --> 01:00:33,693
Good news today
for culture buffs.
768
01:00:33,730 --> 01:00:36,790
The new exhibit arrives today at
the Museum of Natural History...
769
01:00:36,833 --> 01:00:38,425
and here to tell us
about the highlights...
770
01:00:38,468 --> 01:00:40,663
is museum director
Charles Sender.
771
01:00:40,703 --> 01:00:41,703
Welcome.
772
01:00:41,704 --> 01:00:42,796
Thank you, thank you.
773
01:00:42,839 --> 01:00:45,672
You know, if you love
pre-Columbian sculpture...
774
01:00:45,708 --> 01:00:47,369
as much as I do...
775
01:00:47,410 --> 01:00:49,435
you are in for
a real surprise...
776
01:00:49,479 --> 01:00:51,276
because in less than an hour...
777
01:00:51,314 --> 01:00:54,613
I will be picking up
a stunning collection...
778
01:00:54,651 --> 01:00:57,814
of Olmec heads
on loan from museums...
779
01:00:57,854 --> 01:00:58,878
all over the world.
780
01:00:58,921 --> 01:01:00,752
Now, I understand
it's exhibits like this...
781
01:01:00,790 --> 01:01:03,486
that have given our museum
its most profitable year ever.
782
01:01:03,526 --> 01:01:06,393
You must be
a very sought-after curator.
783
01:01:06,429 --> 01:01:10,889
Yes. Sometimes I feel
like a hunted man.
784
01:01:14,237 --> 01:01:16,637
Try your best
to blend in, Petunia.
785
01:01:16,673 --> 01:01:18,402
Remember, we can't
afford to get caught.
786
01:01:18,441 --> 01:01:19,931
Oh, excuse me.
787
01:01:19,976 --> 01:01:21,375
I'm looking for the set
of "The Late At Night Show."
788
01:01:21,411 --> 01:01:23,242
Excuse me.
I'm looking for the set...
789
01:01:23,279 --> 01:01:24,303
of "The Late At Night Show."
790
01:01:24,347 --> 01:01:25,678
I'm supposed to be making
a delivery there.
791
01:01:25,715 --> 01:01:27,683
I'm supposed to be
making a delivery there!
792
01:01:27,717 --> 01:01:29,241
Could you give this
to Doug the stage hand?
793
01:01:29,285 --> 01:01:30,285
I'd be so grateful.
794
01:01:30,286 --> 01:01:31,685
He's a big fat guy.
You can't miss him.
795
01:01:31,721 --> 01:01:33,188
Here.
796
01:01:33,222 --> 01:01:35,156
This will get you backstage.
797
01:01:35,191 --> 01:01:37,716
I really appreciate this.
798
01:01:41,898 --> 01:01:44,025
I'm sorry.
They're taping a TV show.
799
01:01:44,067 --> 01:01:46,331
No one gets in
without proper authorization.
800
01:01:47,603 --> 01:01:49,332
Oh, ma'am, this way, please.
801
01:01:54,043 --> 01:01:56,102
Keep your eyes peeled
for anything unusual, son.
802
01:01:56,145 --> 01:01:58,705
Mr. Sender can't be far away.
803
01:01:58,748 --> 01:02:00,443
Just watch
for the slightest sign...
804
01:02:00,483 --> 01:02:02,007
of strange behavior.
805
01:02:02,051 --> 01:02:03,518
Dad?
806
01:02:03,553 --> 01:02:06,613
They're putting make-up
on men in there.
807
01:02:06,656 --> 01:02:08,556
Bull's-eye.
808
01:02:15,732 --> 01:02:16,732
Are they ready?
809
01:02:16,733 --> 01:02:17,733
Ready when you are.
810
01:02:17,734 --> 01:02:19,065
Then let's go, everyone.
811
01:02:19,102 --> 01:02:20,296
We're on.
812
01:02:27,777 --> 01:02:29,335
OK, let's go.
813
01:02:32,148 --> 01:02:35,140
Yeah, but Sly
is a lot taller now.
814
01:02:35,184 --> 01:02:36,184
You know, people think...
815
01:02:36,185 --> 01:02:37,550
it's really easy
being a celebrity...
816
01:02:37,587 --> 01:02:40,317
but when they canceled my series
"Malibu Beach Detective"...
817
01:02:40,356 --> 01:02:42,381
I was just
absolutely devastated.
818
01:02:49,332 --> 01:02:52,495
Well, I'm sure everyone
is very sympathetic for you.
819
01:02:52,535 --> 01:02:55,265
You put so much work
into such a fine series...
820
01:02:55,304 --> 01:02:56,737
to have it taken off the air.
821
01:02:56,773 --> 01:02:59,264
As an artist,
I was truly crushed.
822
01:03:04,046 --> 01:03:06,776
It was the most awful,
heartbreaking, shocking thing...
823
01:03:06,816 --> 01:03:07,908
that's ever happened to me.
824
01:03:17,693 --> 01:03:21,322
Mom, I can't get
this light switch to work.
825
01:03:21,364 --> 01:03:23,093
Just a moment, dear.
826
01:03:28,171 --> 01:03:30,662
OK. Now. Let's take a look.
827
01:03:39,582 --> 01:03:40,879
Well, maybe you'd
all be happier...
828
01:03:40,917 --> 01:03:42,817
if there was
no prime time television.
829
01:03:48,524 --> 01:03:49,718
What's going on?
830
01:03:56,899 --> 01:03:59,026
You could spend every night
reading books together.
831
01:04:12,114 --> 01:04:13,479
Well...
832
01:04:13,516 --> 01:04:16,485
My next guest is
a world-class French chef...
833
01:04:19,388 --> 01:04:20,821
Give it to the fat guy!
834
01:04:22,225 --> 01:04:25,422
Fat? Fat! Moi, fat?
835
01:04:46,148 --> 01:04:47,581
OK, let's settle, everybody.
836
01:04:47,617 --> 01:04:51,246
We're on in 5, 4, 3...
837
01:04:52,889 --> 01:04:55,858
Have you ever thought you
came from an unusual family?
838
01:04:55,892 --> 01:04:58,053
Well, after you meet
my guests today...
839
01:04:58,094 --> 01:05:01,552
you may want to adjust
your standards.
840
01:05:01,597 --> 01:05:03,030
I divorced my wife...
841
01:05:03,065 --> 01:05:05,932
in order to date her daughter.
842
01:05:07,670 --> 01:05:11,606
I married a Siamese twin...
843
01:05:11,641 --> 01:05:13,199
and had an affair
with her sister.
844
01:05:14,577 --> 01:05:18,707
I have been engaged
to 3 of my cousins.
845
01:05:22,551 --> 01:05:24,781
L...
846
01:05:24,820 --> 01:05:26,412
Well, to tell you the truth...
847
01:05:29,025 --> 01:05:30,253
I'm...
848
01:05:30,293 --> 01:05:32,659
I'm my own grandpa.
849
01:05:32,695 --> 01:05:34,788
You're your own grandpa?
850
01:05:34,830 --> 01:05:36,127
That's right.
851
01:05:36,165 --> 01:05:39,032
Well, for those of us who've
never heard of such a thing...
852
01:05:39,068 --> 01:05:40,467
maybe you could explain.
853
01:05:40,503 --> 01:05:42,300
Of course. It's quite
simple, really.
854
01:05:42,338 --> 01:05:45,796
Many, many years ago
when I was 23
855
01:05:45,841 --> 01:05:49,402
I was married to a widow
who was pretty as could be
856
01:05:49,445 --> 01:05:51,675
This widow had
a grown-up daughter
857
01:05:51,714 --> 01:05:53,409
Who had hair of red
858
01:05:53,449 --> 01:05:55,280
My father fell in love with her
859
01:05:55,318 --> 01:05:56,751
And soon they, too, were wed
860
01:05:56,786 --> 01:05:59,084
This made my dad my son-in-law
861
01:05:59,121 --> 01:06:00,452
And changed my very life
862
01:06:00,489 --> 01:06:02,423
For my daughter was my mother
863
01:06:02,458 --> 01:06:04,392
'Cause she was my father's wife
864
01:06:04,427 --> 01:06:06,156
To complicate the matter
865
01:06:06,195 --> 01:06:08,220
Even though it brought me joy
866
01:06:08,264 --> 01:06:11,825
I soon became the father
of a bouncing baby boy
867
01:06:11,867 --> 01:06:15,359
My little baby then became
a brother-in-law to dad
868
01:06:15,404 --> 01:06:19,101
And so became my uncle
though it made me very sad
869
01:06:19,141 --> 01:06:20,904
For if he was my uncle
870
01:06:20,943 --> 01:06:22,774
Then that also made him brother
871
01:06:22,812 --> 01:06:24,677
To the widow's grown-up daughter
872
01:06:24,714 --> 01:06:26,614
Who, of course,
was my stepmother
873
01:06:27,917 --> 01:06:29,612
That was our banker in Bern.
874
01:06:29,652 --> 01:06:31,813
Payments will be transferred
to our account...
875
01:06:31,854 --> 01:06:35,221
when we deliver the hardware
in approximately 2 hours.
876
01:06:35,257 --> 01:06:37,885
Nothing left to do
but relax, Lieutenant.
877
01:06:37,927 --> 01:06:41,886
No power on Earth
can stop us now.
878
01:06:41,931 --> 01:06:45,128
I'm my own grandpa
879
01:06:45,167 --> 01:06:47,965
I'm my own grandpa
880
01:06:48,004 --> 01:06:49,733
It's impossible.
881
01:06:49,772 --> 01:06:51,205
We killed that man.
882
01:06:51,240 --> 01:06:54,175
Well, for God's sake,
kill him again.
883
01:06:54,210 --> 01:06:56,371
Our future is in his hands.
884
01:06:56,412 --> 01:06:58,209
My father's wife then had a son
885
01:06:58,247 --> 01:07:00,010
Who kept them on the run
886
01:07:00,049 --> 01:07:01,641
And he became my grandchild
887
01:07:01,684 --> 01:07:03,845
'Cause he was my daughter's son
888
01:07:03,886 --> 01:07:05,786
My wife is now
my mother's mother
889
01:07:05,821 --> 01:07:07,413
And it makes me blue
890
01:07:07,456 --> 01:07:09,321
Because although she is my wife
891
01:07:09,358 --> 01:07:11,121
She's my grandmother, too
892
01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:14,755
if my wife is my grandmother,
then I am her grandchild
893
01:07:14,797 --> 01:07:16,765
And every time I think of it
894
01:07:16,799 --> 01:07:18,596
It nearly drives me wild
895
01:07:18,634 --> 01:07:19,896
This has got to be
896
01:07:19,935 --> 01:07:22,130
The strangest thing I ever saw
897
01:07:22,171 --> 01:07:25,572
As husband of my grandmother,
lam my own grandpa
898
01:07:25,608 --> 01:07:28,702
I'm my own grandpa
899
01:07:28,744 --> 01:07:30,109
Everybody!
900
01:07:30,146 --> 01:07:32,876
I'm my own grandpa
901
01:07:32,915 --> 01:07:36,749
It sounds funny, I know,
but it really is so
902
01:07:36,786 --> 01:07:40,654
Hey, I'm my own grandpa
903
01:07:40,689 --> 01:07:41,815
Stay tuned, everybody.
904
01:07:41,857 --> 01:07:43,825
We'll be right back
after this break.
905
01:07:49,098 --> 01:07:51,566
Thanks again for coming
to the station, Mr. Sender.
906
01:07:51,600 --> 01:07:53,363
It was a pleasure, I assure you.
907
01:07:53,402 --> 01:07:54,835
Bye-bye.
908
01:07:56,739 --> 01:07:58,400
Sender.
909
01:07:58,441 --> 01:08:00,409
We meet at last.
910
01:08:00,443 --> 01:08:02,035
No time to chat, I'm afraid.
911
01:08:02,078 --> 01:08:03,602
I'm taking over the heads...
912
01:08:03,646 --> 01:08:06,308
of a dozen foreign countries.
913
01:08:10,352 --> 01:08:11,614
My God!
914
01:08:11,654 --> 01:08:13,974
His plans for world domination
are already coming together.
915
01:08:18,727 --> 01:08:20,388
You know what's strange, dad?
916
01:08:20,429 --> 01:08:23,125
I would have thought a man
as powerful as Sender...
917
01:08:23,165 --> 01:08:25,463
would be surrounded
by bodyguards.
918
01:08:25,501 --> 01:08:27,662
You can't see them, Buster,
but they're here...
919
01:08:27,703 --> 01:08:30,638
ready to pounce on anyone who
so much as utters the words...
920
01:08:30,673 --> 01:08:31,970
"I'll get you yet, Sender."
921
01:08:32,007 --> 01:08:33,007
Whoa!
922
01:08:33,008 --> 01:08:35,272
Hey! Let go of my dad!
923
01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:45,144
Buster!
924
01:08:46,922 --> 01:08:48,116
What happened?
925
01:08:48,157 --> 01:08:50,717
It's sender's men.
They've captured dad.
926
01:08:54,864 --> 01:08:56,491
So, where are we going, fellas?
927
01:09:10,746 --> 01:09:12,077
Fasten your seatbelts.
928
01:09:31,200 --> 01:09:35,330
You're a clever man,
Mr. Stupid...
929
01:09:35,371 --> 01:09:38,306
if that really is your name.
930
01:09:38,340 --> 01:09:40,672
Too clever for your own good.
931
01:09:42,244 --> 01:09:46,010
And you play the innocent
most convincingly.
932
01:09:46,048 --> 01:09:49,484
You thought you'd fool me
into thinking you were dead...
933
01:09:49,518 --> 01:09:50,958
and then you'd catch me
red-handed...
934
01:09:50,986 --> 01:09:53,011
when I went to make the sale.
935
01:09:53,055 --> 01:09:56,183
A masterful bit of strategy...
936
01:09:56,225 --> 01:10:00,161
and you came dangerously close
to pulling it off.
937
01:10:00,196 --> 01:10:02,096
We better get going, sir.
938
01:10:02,131 --> 01:10:05,066
We're due at Warehouse 21
in less than an hour.
939
01:10:05,100 --> 01:10:06,761
Warehouse 21?
940
01:10:06,802 --> 01:10:09,669
No use gathering intelligence
now, my friend.
941
01:10:09,705 --> 01:10:12,299
Our little chess game is over.
942
01:10:14,710 --> 01:10:16,837
I hope you
won't find the endgame...
943
01:10:16,879 --> 01:10:19,746
too unpleasant.
944
01:10:19,782 --> 01:10:22,012
I'm sorry, ma'am.
There's nothing I can do.
945
01:10:37,933 --> 01:10:39,161
It's no use.
946
01:10:39,201 --> 01:10:40,930
They won't let anyone
onto that army base...
947
01:10:40,970 --> 01:10:42,198
unless they're in the army.
948
01:10:42,238 --> 01:10:45,105
This is serious.
Dad's in danger.
949
01:10:45,140 --> 01:10:46,573
We gotta think of something.
950
01:10:46,609 --> 01:10:49,476
What if we form our own army?
951
01:10:49,511 --> 01:10:52,139
To do that, we'd have
to form our own country.
952
01:10:52,181 --> 01:10:54,376
We could call it Stupidia...
953
01:10:54,416 --> 01:10:56,316
a sovereign nation,
with its own laws...
954
01:10:56,352 --> 01:10:57,944
its own customs,
its own government!
955
01:10:57,987 --> 01:11:00,285
Mom...
mother of this household...
956
01:11:00,322 --> 01:11:02,483
your leadership
has stood the test of time.
957
01:11:04,293 --> 01:11:06,284
I'd like to nominate you
as president.
958
01:11:06,328 --> 01:11:07,659
To the polls, everyone.
959
01:11:07,696 --> 01:11:09,493
Get this over with already,
would you?
960
01:11:09,531 --> 01:11:11,556
This guy has already
taken out 3 of our best.
961
01:11:11,600 --> 01:11:13,227
Relax.
962
01:11:15,571 --> 01:11:17,971
His hands are tied.
He's unarmed.
963
01:11:18,007 --> 01:11:21,841
We've got 2 guards
posted outside.
964
01:11:21,877 --> 01:11:23,811
And I've got a gun on him.
965
01:11:23,846 --> 01:11:25,905
There's no way
he's leaving here alive.
966
01:11:25,948 --> 01:11:27,643
Isn't that right, Mr. Stupid?
967
01:11:31,186 --> 01:11:34,121
Remember, throw your gum
in the trash...
968
01:11:34,156 --> 01:11:35,589
when you're done chewing it.
969
01:11:35,624 --> 01:11:37,558
I spend a huge amount
of my time...
970
01:11:37,593 --> 01:11:39,493
cleaning up gum.
971
01:11:39,528 --> 01:11:41,587
In the name of the Lloyd!
972
01:11:55,077 --> 01:11:56,635
Oh, jeez!
973
01:11:56,679 --> 01:11:58,670
All right, get your hands up.
974
01:12:04,687 --> 01:12:06,985
Thank you, dear Lloyd!
975
01:12:08,757 --> 01:12:11,317
The polls are dead even,
give or take a vote.
976
01:12:14,430 --> 01:12:17,695
If only we knew
who dad was voting for.
977
01:12:17,733 --> 01:12:19,860
Joan! Joan!
978
01:12:19,902 --> 01:12:21,460
Congratulations, mom!
979
01:12:21,503 --> 01:12:23,403
Thank you, everyone.
980
01:12:23,439 --> 01:12:25,236
And as your president...
981
01:12:25,274 --> 01:12:27,469
I appoint Stanley Stupid...
982
01:12:27,509 --> 01:12:29,374
head of the army!
983
01:12:30,913 --> 01:12:32,778
Your first duty
is to go onto that army base...
984
01:12:32,815 --> 01:12:34,214
and rescue my husband!
985
01:12:34,249 --> 01:12:35,739
And get our dad
while you're at it.
986
01:12:35,784 --> 01:12:37,581
I'm afraid those two
will just have to wait.
987
01:12:37,619 --> 01:12:40,144
We've got to get to a place
called Warehouse 21.
988
01:12:43,192 --> 01:12:44,352
Joan, give me the keys.
989
01:12:51,133 --> 01:12:53,226
The car won't start!
990
01:12:53,268 --> 01:12:55,862
Dad, you and mom...
991
01:12:55,904 --> 01:12:57,201
switch places.
992
01:13:10,786 --> 01:13:13,584
Mom, hand the keys to dad.
993
01:13:22,998 --> 01:13:24,022
Good work, everybody!
994
01:13:46,021 --> 01:13:47,613
This must be the place.
995
01:14:07,309 --> 01:14:10,870
Well, what have we here?
996
01:14:24,126 --> 01:14:25,616
50H'!!-
997
01:15:21,016 --> 01:15:22,779
EXCUSE me, everyone.
998
01:15:22,818 --> 01:15:24,683
May I have your attention,
please?
999
01:15:30,559 --> 01:15:31,958
Impossible.
1000
01:15:31,994 --> 01:15:34,019
He's amazing.
1001
01:15:34,062 --> 01:15:35,620
Before you unleash strife...
1002
01:15:35,664 --> 01:15:37,791
and warfare upon this planet...
1003
01:15:37,833 --> 01:15:39,733
please, look into your hearts.
1004
01:15:40,836 --> 01:15:42,303
No guns.
1005
01:15:42,337 --> 01:15:45,306
Inside you're still
human beings.
1006
01:15:45,340 --> 01:15:48,173
You can change your ways.
1007
01:15:49,578 --> 01:15:52,206
You all could come back
from the dark side.
1008
01:15:53,982 --> 01:15:55,472
You! Send a squad of men...
1009
01:15:55,517 --> 01:15:57,644
towards the eastern flank
of the warehouse.
1010
01:15:57,686 --> 01:15:59,654
You! Organize
a counter to the left.
1011
01:15:59,688 --> 01:16:01,918
Your men will back
the first 2 squads...
1012
01:16:01,957 --> 01:16:04,721
while my men rove on point.
1013
01:16:04,760 --> 01:16:07,092
But... he's only one man.
1014
01:16:07,129 --> 01:16:08,255
Trust me.
1015
01:16:08,297 --> 01:16:10,959
You don't want
to underestimate him.
1016
01:16:12,234 --> 01:16:14,429
So turn yourselves in, everyone.
1017
01:16:14,469 --> 01:16:17,768
My family and I
do not wish to fight you...
1018
01:16:17,806 --> 01:16:19,273
but if you do not give up...
1019
01:16:19,308 --> 01:16:20,969
you will leave us no choice.
1020
01:16:21,977 --> 01:16:23,069
Are they giving up?
1021
01:16:23,111 --> 01:16:24,442
No. As a matter of fact...
1022
01:16:24,479 --> 01:16:27,312
they seem to be organizing
some sort of massive attack.
1023
01:16:28,817 --> 01:16:31,445
I guess they want
to do things the hard way.
1024
01:16:34,756 --> 01:16:36,883
They seem
pretty well armed, dad.
1025
01:16:36,925 --> 01:16:38,893
Yes, Buster, but so are we.
1026
01:16:38,927 --> 01:16:40,451
Oh, they may have
knives and guns...
1027
01:16:40,495 --> 01:16:41,962
and missiles and bombs...
1028
01:16:41,997 --> 01:16:43,294
but we're armed with the fact...
1029
01:16:43,332 --> 01:16:44,799
that what we're doing is right.
1030
01:16:44,833 --> 01:16:47,461
Sometimes you have
to trust in that.
1031
01:16:54,343 --> 01:16:56,607
Let the final showdown begin.
1032
01:17:03,852 --> 01:17:05,183
Don't!
1033
01:17:20,469 --> 01:17:22,437
Get him!
1034
01:17:31,246 --> 01:17:32,246
Move to the right! Right!
1035
01:17:32,247 --> 01:17:33,247
Left! Move!
1036
01:17:37,152 --> 01:17:38,949
Left! Right!
1037
01:17:38,987 --> 01:17:40,045
Right!
1038
01:17:45,160 --> 01:17:46,160
Left! Go right!
1039
01:17:46,161 --> 01:17:47,287
Right! Left! Left!
1040
01:17:51,366 --> 01:17:53,334
Left! Right! The other left!
1041
01:17:55,804 --> 01:17:56,804
I sot him!
1042
01:17:59,941 --> 01:18:00,965
Left! No, no!
1043
01:18:01,009 --> 01:18:02,009
Right!
1044
01:18:07,249 --> 01:18:08,249
Gentlemen!
1045
01:18:08,250 --> 01:18:09,250
All right!
1046
01:18:09,251 --> 01:18:10,251
Move it!
1047
01:18:12,688 --> 01:18:15,248
Take your time, men.
1048
01:18:15,290 --> 01:18:16,552
He's unarmed.
1049
01:18:16,591 --> 01:18:18,456
Or am I?
1050
01:18:23,799 --> 01:18:24,959
Aha!
1051
01:18:30,806 --> 01:18:32,433
Aha!
1052
01:18:43,618 --> 01:18:45,347
I'm stuck. I'm caught.
I'm trapped.
1053
01:18:45,387 --> 01:18:46,854
Somebody help me out here!
1054
01:18:46,888 --> 01:18:48,185
I'm cornered!
1055
01:18:48,223 --> 01:18:50,123
Yes! That's the word
I'm looking for!
1056
01:18:50,158 --> 01:18:51,182
I'm cornered!
1057
01:18:51,226 --> 01:18:52,818
I'll save you, dad!
1058
01:19:28,630 --> 01:19:30,257
Must...
1059
01:19:30,298 --> 01:19:31,595
concentrate.
1060
01:19:31,633 --> 01:19:35,262
Focus power of mind...
1061
01:19:35,303 --> 01:19:37,294
over matter.
1062
01:19:42,010 --> 01:19:45,411
Channel every ounce
of willpower!
1063
01:19:45,447 --> 01:19:47,039
It's working!
1064
01:19:47,082 --> 01:19:48,276
I've done it!
1065
01:19:48,316 --> 01:19:52,184
Behold the super-human strength
of Buster!
1066
01:19:52,220 --> 01:19:53,744
Huh?
1067
01:19:59,361 --> 01:20:01,625
Buster!
1068
01:20:24,352 --> 01:20:25,876
Buster.
1069
01:20:25,921 --> 01:20:28,151
Sorry, dad.
1070
01:20:28,390 --> 01:20:29,982
What the hell was that?
1071
01:20:30,025 --> 01:20:31,492
Sounds to me like it came...
1072
01:20:31,526 --> 01:20:32,823
from the warehouse district.
1073
01:20:58,920 --> 01:21:00,512
Buster! Stanley?
1074
01:21:00,555 --> 01:21:02,455
Please be careful out there.
1075
01:21:02,490 --> 01:21:04,458
There are lots
of little fires...
1076
01:21:04,492 --> 01:21:06,187
burning all over the place now.
1077
01:21:27,549 --> 01:21:31,212
This is the worst fire
extinguisher I've ever seen.
1078
01:22:06,187 --> 01:22:08,519
How lovely.
1079
01:22:14,329 --> 01:22:15,626
Car 15 requests backup.
1080
01:22:15,664 --> 01:22:18,724
Send squad cars immediately
to Warehouse 21.
1081
01:22:18,767 --> 01:22:21,463
Car 15, we are on our way.
1082
01:22:21,503 --> 01:22:22,970
Oh, great.
1083
01:22:23,004 --> 01:22:25,268
Fine. Just great.
1084
01:22:51,499 --> 01:22:52,989
We got to get out of here.
1085
01:22:53,034 --> 01:22:54,331
Not to worry, Lieutenant.
1086
01:22:54,369 --> 01:22:55,996
The police are on my side...
1087
01:22:56,037 --> 01:22:58,028
as far as they know.
1088
01:22:59,975 --> 01:23:02,205
How do I look?
1089
01:23:02,243 --> 01:23:04,268
Quite convincing, sir...
1090
01:23:04,312 --> 01:23:06,177
but what about me?
1091
01:23:06,214 --> 01:23:10,207
You, my friend...
1092
01:23:10,251 --> 01:23:11,718
are on the wrong side
of the law.
1093
01:23:11,753 --> 01:23:12,753
Sir?
1094
01:23:15,156 --> 01:23:16,623
Get some cuffs over here.
1095
01:23:16,658 --> 01:23:17,955
I got the ringleader.
1096
01:23:25,233 --> 01:23:27,133
Shoot to kill, boys.
1097
01:23:27,168 --> 01:23:29,136
Those are evil men in there.
1098
01:23:36,544 --> 01:23:38,478
You've got to let me through,
officer.
1099
01:23:38,513 --> 01:23:39,810
The cargo I'm transporting...
1100
01:23:39,848 --> 01:23:41,247
is extremely cultural.
1101
01:23:41,282 --> 01:23:42,476
I'm sorry, sir, but no one's...
1102
01:23:42,517 --> 01:23:43,916
getting through here
at the moment.
1103
01:23:43,952 --> 01:23:46,648
Oh, my.
I guess I'll have to find...
1104
01:23:46,688 --> 01:23:48,178
another route home.
1105
01:23:48,223 --> 01:23:49,656
In the meantime,
could you please just pull...
1106
01:23:49,691 --> 01:23:50,658
your vehicle over there...
1107
01:23:50,692 --> 01:23:51,681
with the rest of the cars?
1108
01:23:51,726 --> 01:23:52,988
Yes, sir.
1109
01:23:53,028 --> 01:23:56,725
Oh, Stanley,
you were so brave in there.
1110
01:23:58,033 --> 01:24:01,025
Hey, look! The police
are on our side again.
1111
01:24:01,069 --> 01:24:02,696
Come on! Keep moving.
1112
01:24:02,737 --> 01:24:03,737
Let's go.
1113
01:24:03,738 --> 01:24:04,796
Stay in line!
1114
01:24:05,807 --> 01:24:07,775
You go, mister.
Come on, come on.
1115
01:24:07,809 --> 01:24:09,003
Move it! Move it!
1116
01:24:09,044 --> 01:24:10,773
Yes, our work here is done...
1117
01:24:10,812 --> 01:24:11,938
but before we go...
1118
01:24:11,980 --> 01:24:13,106
there's a certain
arch villain...
1119
01:24:13,148 --> 01:24:14,445
I'd like to speak to.
1120
01:24:14,482 --> 01:24:15,949
I have a feeling he learned...
1121
01:24:15,984 --> 01:24:17,281
a pretty important lesson today.
1122
01:24:21,156 --> 01:24:22,953
Well, my friend...
1123
01:24:22,991 --> 01:24:24,515
it seems you lost.
1124
01:24:24,559 --> 01:24:26,857
I certainly am.
1125
01:24:26,895 --> 01:24:28,294
The problem is
you took the wrong road...
1126
01:24:28,329 --> 01:24:29,387
right from the start.
1127
01:24:29,431 --> 01:24:32,730
Can you help get me
back on the right path?
1128
01:24:32,767 --> 01:24:33,961
Yes, I can...
1129
01:24:34,002 --> 01:24:35,970
but it won't be easy.
1130
01:24:36,004 --> 01:24:38,472
You've got
to turn yourself around.
1131
01:24:38,506 --> 01:24:41,031
You've got to straighten out...
1132
01:24:41,076 --> 01:24:42,976
but as long
as you can remember...
1133
01:24:43,011 --> 01:24:44,979
to head towards the light...
1134
01:24:45,013 --> 01:24:46,207
you'll never go wrong.
1135
01:24:46,247 --> 01:24:47,475
Thanks.
1136
01:24:47,515 --> 01:24:49,540
You've really saved me.
1137
01:24:49,584 --> 01:24:52,348
Until we meet again.
1138
01:25:02,730 --> 01:25:04,698
It's been quite a day.
1139
01:25:06,134 --> 01:25:07,431
And I have to say...
1140
01:25:07,469 --> 01:25:09,460
that I'm glad it's finally over.
1141
01:25:11,806 --> 01:25:14,104
I'm afraid it's not over yet.
1142
01:25:15,977 --> 01:25:20,107
You must think you have some
kind of guardian angel, Stanley.
1143
01:25:20,148 --> 01:25:22,116
You thought
you could take me on...
1144
01:25:22,150 --> 01:25:23,276
and pay no price...
1145
01:25:23,318 --> 01:25:25,218
destroy my future...
1146
01:25:25,253 --> 01:25:27,949
and then slip through
my fingers again and again.
1147
01:25:29,524 --> 01:25:33,790
We“, not this time, bucks'.!
1148
01:25:33,828 --> 01:25:36,956
This time I'm going
to take care of you myself.
1149
01:25:36,998 --> 01:25:40,832
Where's your guardian angel now?
1150
01:25:40,869 --> 01:25:42,063
“Hm!
1151
01:25:42,103 --> 01:25:44,333
Bet you're surprised to see me.
1152
01:25:44,372 --> 01:25:45,464
We certainly are.
1153
01:25:45,507 --> 01:25:47,441
And very impressed, I might add.
1154
01:25:47,475 --> 01:25:49,466
Well, let this
be a lesson to you.
1155
01:25:49,511 --> 01:25:50,978
Nobody gets away from me.
1156
01:25:51,012 --> 01:25:53,310
I've been on the job too long.
1157
01:25:53,348 --> 01:25:54,508
Here's your bill.
1158
01:26:00,555 --> 01:26:02,420
I would've thought
guardian angels...
1159
01:26:02,457 --> 01:26:03,924
worked for free.
1160
01:26:03,958 --> 01:26:05,926
Oh, Joan.
1161
01:26:05,960 --> 01:26:07,951
You're so wonderfully naive.
1162
01:26:10,632 --> 01:26:13,157
I assume you work for the Lloyd.
1163
01:26:13,201 --> 01:26:14,259
Me?
1164
01:26:14,302 --> 01:26:16,463
No, my boss' name is Floyd.
1165
01:26:16,504 --> 01:26:17,766
No.
1166
01:26:17,805 --> 01:26:20,638
It's pronounced Lloyd.
1167
01:26:28,316 --> 01:26:29,908
Hey, neighbor!
1168
01:26:29,951 --> 01:26:30,951
Hey, Stanley!
1169
01:26:30,985 --> 01:26:32,452
I didn't see you around much
this weekend.
1170
01:26:32,487 --> 01:26:33,545
What you been doing?
1171
01:26:33,588 --> 01:26:34,885
Aw, this and that.
1172
01:26:34,923 --> 01:26:36,015
Had breakfast...
1173
01:26:36,057 --> 01:26:38,048
read the paper, saved the world.
1174
01:26:38,092 --> 01:26:39,252
Oh, is that right?
1175
01:26:39,294 --> 01:26:40,625
Say, today
I thought we'd have...
1176
01:26:40,662 --> 01:26:41,959
a little barbecue.
Why don't you stop by?
1177
01:26:41,996 --> 01:26:43,116
There's plenty for everyone.
1178
01:26:43,131 --> 01:26:44,131
Well, thanks, Stanley...
1179
01:26:44,165 --> 01:26:47,396
but I left the water
running in my bathtub.
1180
01:27:48,863 --> 01:27:51,627
This is gonna be great, dad.
1181
01:27:51,666 --> 01:27:53,327
Say, how can I help?
1182
01:27:53,368 --> 01:27:54,960
You can flip the burgers, son...
1183
01:27:55,003 --> 01:27:56,732
but I better handle
the lighter fluid.
1184
01:27:56,771 --> 01:27:59,399
See? "Keep out
of reach of children."
1185
01:27:59,440 --> 01:28:01,340
Right there.
You got to be careful.
1186
01:28:08,950 --> 01:28:10,247
What is it, boy?
1187
01:28:14,489 --> 01:28:15,854
What is it, Kitty?
1188
01:28:33,207 --> 01:28:34,207
Are you hungry?
1189
01:28:34,208 --> 01:28:35,208
Do you want a biscuit?
1190
01:28:40,014 --> 01:28:42,847
That poor dog doesn't know
what he wants sometimes.
1191
01:29:44,045 --> 01:29:47,446
Many, many years ago
when I was 23
1192
01:29:47,482 --> 01:29:51,282
I was married to a widow
who was pretty as could be
1193
01:29:51,319 --> 01:29:53,617
This widow
had a grown-up daughter
1194
01:29:53,654 --> 01:29:55,281
Who had hair of red
1195
01:29:55,323 --> 01:29:57,120
My father fell in love with her
1196
01:29:57,158 --> 01:29:58,955
And soon they, too, were wed
1197
01:29:58,993 --> 01:30:00,790
This made my dad my son-in-law
1198
01:30:00,828 --> 01:30:02,295
And changed my very life
1199
01:30:02,330 --> 01:30:04,298
For my daughter was my mother
1200
01:30:04,332 --> 01:30:06,300
'Cause she was my father's wife
1201
01:30:06,334 --> 01:30:07,631
To complicate the matter
1202
01:30:07,668 --> 01:30:09,966
Even though it brought me joy
1203
01:30:10,004 --> 01:30:13,462
I soon became the father
of a bouncing baby boy
1204
01:30:13,508 --> 01:30:17,308
My little baby then became
a brother-in-law to dad
1205
01:30:17,345 --> 01:30:20,974
And so became my uncle
though it made me very sad
1206
01:30:21,015 --> 01:30:22,642
For if he was my uncle
1207
01:30:22,683 --> 01:30:24,480
Then that also made him brother
1208
01:30:24,519 --> 01:30:26,316
To the widow's grown-up daughter
1209
01:30:26,354 --> 01:30:28,481
Who, of course,
was my stepmother
1210
01:30:28,523 --> 01:30:32,482
I'm my own grandpa
1211
01:30:32,527 --> 01:30:35,496
I'm my own grandpa
1212
01:30:35,530 --> 01:30:39,330
It sounds funny, I know,
but it really is so
1213
01:30:39,367 --> 01:30:42,825
Oh, I'm my own grandpa
1214
01:30:42,870 --> 01:30:45,168
My father's wife then had a son
1215
01:30:45,206 --> 01:30:47,174
Who kept them on the run
1216
01:30:47,208 --> 01:30:48,835
And he became my grandchild
1217
01:30:48,876 --> 01:30:50,673
'Cause he was my daughter's son
1218
01:30:50,711 --> 01:30:52,679
My wife
is now my mother's mother
1219
01:30:52,713 --> 01:30:54,340
And it makes me blue
1220
01:30:54,382 --> 01:30:56,350
Because although she is my wife
1221
01:30:56,384 --> 01:30:57,851
She's my grandmother, too
1222
01:30:57,885 --> 01:31:01,787
if my wife is my grandmother,
then I am her grandchild
1223
01:31:01,823 --> 01:31:03,450
And every time I think of it
1224
01:31:03,491 --> 01:31:05,459
It nearly drives me wild
1225
01:31:05,493 --> 01:31:06,960
This has got to be
1226
01:31:06,994 --> 01:31:09,121
The strangest thing I ever saw
1227
01:31:09,163 --> 01:31:12,963
As husband of my grandmother,
lam my own grandpa
1228
01:31:13,000 --> 01:31:15,628
I'm my own grandpa
1229
01:31:15,670 --> 01:31:16,670
Everybody!
1230
01:31:16,671 --> 01:31:19,799
I'm my own grandpa
1231
01:31:19,841 --> 01:31:23,641
It sounds funny, I know,
but it really is so
1232
01:31:23,678 --> 01:31:27,478
Hey, I'm my own grandpa
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