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Sammy, it's me.
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I don't remember most
of what Michael did
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because I was underwater,
drowning...
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and that I remember.
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I felt every second
of it.
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Why would Michael
give up his vessel like that?
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I don't know.
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- Ghosts 101.
- Ghost possession.
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Definitely a ghost.
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Somebody's spirit
can attach itself
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to an object
or a bunch of objects.
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Everything has a weakness.
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They hate
iron and salt.
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Whatever happens,
you stay inside this circle.
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- Where's the spear?!
- So Michael wants the spear
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because he knows
it can hurt him.
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You're no different
than him.
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I am nothing like him.
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Do youhave unwanted gold
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just lying around the house,collecting dust?
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Why not turn that goldinto cash?
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Here at Diamond Dave's,
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you can have cashin your hands today.
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We'll take anythingyou want to sell us.
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When Aunt Gloriapassed away,
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she left me so much jewelry,I didn't know what to do.
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That's when I calledDiamond Dave.
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If it's gold,it's cash in your hands.
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You're watching Shocker TV.
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This week on Shocker,it's gonna be a blood bath.
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We've got slicing and dicing.
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We've got scream queensand killing machines,
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24 hours a day, all week long.
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Time to slice and dice.
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Whoa.
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Mezco 15" Mega-Scale Panthro.
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So handsome.
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So angry.
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Hey, Sam.
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Stuart,what did you do?
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I...
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Uh, nothing.
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Really?
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Because according to Yelp
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and this awesome,one-star review we just got,
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you screamed at a customerand called him a, quote,
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"mongoloid Tribblein a robotic exoskeleton
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built by Tony Stark'sinbred third cousin."
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Which is not cool,
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and weirdly,creepily specific.
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That --
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He said I couldn't
beat up Superman.
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Okay. Again,Superman is not real.
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Okay.
That's not the point.
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And I have seen youget winded eating a taco.
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Okay, that doesn't matter.
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If I had kryptonite gloves,
I could beat up Superman.
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Anyone could.
That's science, Sam.
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Look, I --I like that you care --
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really, really careabout this stuff,
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but we need every customerwe can get, okay?
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So just chilla little, please.
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Yeah, um...
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Okay.
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I'm sorry, Sam. I just --
I just get spun out sometimes.
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I know.
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Coming to game night?
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Of course.
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I'll see you there.
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Yeah, well,
all I'm hearing is excuses.
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Okay, look, I don't
care about traffic, okay?!
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It has been
over 30 minutes, so --
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Hello?!
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Free pizza!
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The heck?
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H-How did you...
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♪ Supernatural 14x04 ♪
Mint Condition
Original Air Date on November 1,
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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...brought them back --
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back from Hell, again.
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It Lives Again."
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And now back to"Hatchet Man: All Saints' Day."
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There will be nofurther interruptions.
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♪ I get electrified ♪
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Time to slice and dice.
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♪ You've got the power ♪
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♪ When you turn off the juice ♪
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♪ My circuits overload ♪
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♪ When your body lives ♪
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Son of a bitch.
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♪ You're electrified ♪
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Hey, this area's
closed off.
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I-I said beat it, buddy.
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Time to slice and dice.
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Yo.
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- Hey.
- What?
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Uh, what you doing?
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Horror marathon
on Shocker.
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Just made my way
through the "Halloweens"
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and now I'm about to --
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Oh, wow.
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What?
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Oh, yes, I shaved.
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I mean, it's so smooth.
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It's like a...
dolphin's belly.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Hey, um...
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I wanted to check up on you.
You doing okay?
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I mean, y-you haven't really
come out of your room
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in almost a week.
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Well, since when is "okay"
a part of this job, huh?
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Yeah, Cass, is, you know,
showing Jack the ropes
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and Dark Kaia and her spear
are in the wind
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and we have no clue
where Michael is
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or what he's up to.
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And, not that
I'm complaining,
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but...
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the house is full
of strangers, so...
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So your plan is
to just lay in here,
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watching "Hatchet Man" movies,
seriously?
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"All Saints' Day"
is a classic.
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Time to slice and dice.
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- Oh, is it?
- What do you care?
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You don't even like
scary movies.
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Well, yeah, Dean,
our life is a scary movie.
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Exactly.
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I like it when they run.
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All right, well,
I hate to disturb your marathon,
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but I think
I found us a case.
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More Michael monsters?
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No.
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Killer toy.
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What kind of toy?
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And then the thingfreakin' jumped me!
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I mean, It wouldn't stop!It was just over and over.
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Just...
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Panthro kicked my ass.
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ThunderCats?
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Seriously?
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Yeah.
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But, I mean,
you got your pizza,
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at least eight more
of these movies,
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so I'll just
leave you to it,
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and I'll get one
of the other guys to --
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Oh, hell no.
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Hell no.
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No.
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Panthro is mine.
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I wonder if we're talking,
like, one toy gone bad
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or if it's like
a whole crew,
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you know,
like Puppet Master-style.
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Do you actually want there
to be more than one?
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I don't know,
just...
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- Boo!
- Boo!
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Aah.
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Still not a fan
of Halloween, huh?
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Nope.
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So lame.
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Happy Halloween.
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Hey, I can help you guys
in just a second.
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Hm, she's like
your twin.
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What? What are you
talking about?
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Her -- soft, delicate features,
luxurious hair.
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She's like
your Wonder Twin.
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Yeah.
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All right, okay.
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Well, if that's me,
then, uh...
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that's you over there.
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- That guy?
- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, we have zero in common.
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Hatchet Man.
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No way. Sam.
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Check it out.
It's David freakin' Yaeger.
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Yeah.
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Press the button.
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Hm?
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Time to slice and dice.
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Oh, dude.
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We all do bad things sometimes.
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Trick or Treat!
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Dude.
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- I need this.
- How much?
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Not for sale.
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Hatchet Man's a classic.
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Yeah.
Nothing in common.
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Okay, what can
I help you guys with?
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Funko Pops,
Magic cards...?
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Uh, Stuart Blake --
Vintage Hot Wheels.
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I'm sorry.
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Uh, were you getting
helped by Stuart
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with vintage Hot Wheels,
or...
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No, sorry.
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Um, my name is Ian Gillan,
and this is...
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I'm Ritchie Blackmore.
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We're with Campbell & Sons
Insurance.
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We heard about Stuart's
little incident with the toy,
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and, uh, we're hoping
to speak to him.
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Well, he's at home
healing up.
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Well, we went
to his place,
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and his roommate said
he had moved out.
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Kicked out, actually.
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Right.
They had a fight.
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Over...?
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"Fist of
the North Star."
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Stuart said that
the dubbed version was better,
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but --
You know what, forget it.
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Um, I like Stuart,
but he's an acquired taste.
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Sounds like a guy
who could make a lot of enemies.
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I mean, not real ones.
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Maybe online --
He trolls everything.
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Okay, uh...
where can we find Stuart now?
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He's at his mom's house.
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Of course he is.
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Thanks.
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Stewie will be up
in just a minute.
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Thanks.
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I can't believe you had her
make us apple cider.
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She offered.
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No! No!
You stupid, dumb --
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That's not how you play
the...
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Game over!
I'm done! Done!
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Who are you?
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Uh, we're from
Campbell & Sons Insurance,
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and --
- What are you doing down there?
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Fortnite.
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Hm.
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It's a video game.
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It's the video game.
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Yeah, well,
I'm a Zelda for life, so...
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What, are you burning sage
down there?
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So...?
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I-I dated this goth chick.
Like, super hot.
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Met online, and --
and she was into Wicca.
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Said that burning sage
was, like, good luck
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or some crap like that.
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Hmm.
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So, you're not together
anymore?
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No.
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I broke it off
before we could MIRL.
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You know, I mean, who needs
goth-girl drama, am I right?
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- Merle?
- Uh, M-I-R-L.
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"Meet in real life."
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Why do you know
what that means?
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Stuart, we're here
to ask about the attack
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you reported
with the toy --
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I made it up.
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You what?
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The whole thing.
I lied.
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But the video...
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That was fake.
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I didn't expect it to go viral,
but it did,
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and, uh...I just...
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I fell.
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Hm.
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'Cause the hospital report said
that you had marks
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on your face, your legs,
your back,
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and your...
genitals.
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That's not a slip
and fall.
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Well, I don't see why
an insurance company
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would care, you know?
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And I-I think it's time
for you to leave.
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- Okay, but --
- Now.
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Wow.
265
00:13:13,756 --> 00:13:16,290
Lady-you wasn't kidding.
That guy's a piece of work.
266
00:13:16,292 --> 00:13:18,693
Well, whatever happened
was not an accident.
267
00:13:18,695 --> 00:13:20,328
Okay, but, uh...
Big Bang in there,
268
00:13:20,330 --> 00:13:21,529
not a great liar.
269
00:13:21,531 --> 00:13:22,830
No.
270
00:13:22,832 --> 00:13:24,632
So, what are we thinking?
Spell?
271
00:13:24,634 --> 00:13:26,300
Well, his girlfriend
was into Wicca.
272
00:13:26,302 --> 00:13:27,635
Wicca doesn't always
mean witch.
273
00:13:27,637 --> 00:13:29,437
Except when it does.
274
00:13:29,439 --> 00:13:31,472
All right, let's wait
till they leave,
275
00:13:31,474 --> 00:13:33,274
check out the house
for hex bags.
276
00:13:33,276 --> 00:13:35,042
Deal.
277
00:13:35,044 --> 00:13:38,946
Yeah, find some
lamb's blood.
278
00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:40,982
Right, exactly.
279
00:13:40,984 --> 00:13:42,049
All right, good.
280
00:13:42,051 --> 00:13:43,951
Stay safe.
281
00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:45,820
All good?
282
00:13:45,822 --> 00:13:48,723
Yeah, it was Riley.
He'll be fine.
283
00:13:48,725 --> 00:13:50,625
I don't know who Riley is,
but cool.
284
00:13:50,627 --> 00:13:54,562
Happy Halloween!
285
00:13:54,564 --> 00:13:56,564
So, seriously, what is your deal
with Halloween?
286
00:13:56,566 --> 00:13:59,300
I don't like it.
287
00:13:59,302 --> 00:14:01,402
Yeah, but why don't
you like it? Hmm?
288
00:14:01,404 --> 00:14:03,004
And don't give me
that, like,
289
00:14:03,006 --> 00:14:06,040
"Oh, every day is Halloween
for us" crap, okay?
290
00:14:06,042 --> 00:14:08,175
Because, one,
it ain't.
291
00:14:08,177 --> 00:14:09,477
We don't eat
that much candy.
292
00:14:09,479 --> 00:14:12,179
Two, you've had this hate on
for years.
293
00:14:12,181 --> 00:14:15,049
So...?
294
00:14:15,051 --> 00:14:16,417
Mom's on the move.
295
00:14:40,243 --> 00:14:43,344
All right,
what about our guy?
296
00:14:45,214 --> 00:14:47,882
You know, I think I know
why Stuart changed his story.
297
00:14:47,884 --> 00:14:50,284
Uh, the comments on his video
are all pretty brutal.
298
00:14:50,286 --> 00:14:55,356
People are calling him a liar,
a loser, "ThunderSpaz,"
299
00:14:55,358 --> 00:14:59,193
Snarf's love child,
Panthro's bi...
300
00:14:59,195 --> 00:15:01,562
- Rhymes with "itch"?
- Yep.
301
00:15:01,564 --> 00:15:04,632
Got to love the Internet,
where everyone can be a dick.
302
00:15:06,302 --> 00:15:08,102
Help me!
303
00:15:08,104 --> 00:15:10,638
Help me! Help!
304
00:15:18,081 --> 00:15:19,313
Stay with him.
305
00:15:19,315 --> 00:15:21,248
Okay, uh...
306
00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:24,118
Hang in there. Hey, wait.
We'll get you help.
307
00:16:28,972 --> 00:16:30,471
My poor baby.
308
00:16:30,473 --> 00:16:32,139
Yeah, it was touch and go
there for a while,
309
00:16:32,141 --> 00:16:34,542
but, uh, doctors say
he's gonna be all right.
310
00:16:34,544 --> 00:16:37,778
I'm just grateful
you showed up.
311
00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:39,180
I...
312
00:16:40,984 --> 00:16:42,516
Thank you.
313
00:16:42,518 --> 00:16:45,353
You saved his life.
314
00:16:45,355 --> 00:16:47,622
Oh, I-I should
run back home,
315
00:16:47,624 --> 00:16:49,991
get -- get Stewie
his favorite pillow.
316
00:16:49,993 --> 00:16:51,692
Actually,
you know what? Um...
317
00:16:51,694 --> 00:16:53,828
It's probably better
if you just stay here.
318
00:16:53,830 --> 00:16:56,897
Yeah, just until he wakes up,
you know?
319
00:16:56,899 --> 00:17:00,067
Yeah, of course.
You're -- You're right.
320
00:17:00,069 --> 00:17:02,036
I'm just all flustered.
321
00:17:02,038 --> 00:17:04,405
It's okay.
Everything's fine.
322
00:17:05,675 --> 00:17:07,341
Everything is not fine.
323
00:17:07,343 --> 00:17:09,010
Yeah. My first clue was
the flying chainsaw.
324
00:17:09,012 --> 00:17:10,511
While you were waiting
for the ambulance,
325
00:17:10,513 --> 00:17:12,013
I did a quick sweep
for hex bags, nothing,
326
00:17:12,015 --> 00:17:14,582
but then I pulled out EMF,
went freakin' crazy.
327
00:17:14,584 --> 00:17:16,651
- So it's a ghost.
- Yeah.
328
00:17:16,653 --> 00:17:18,085
Hey, we got to
figure out a way
329
00:17:18,087 --> 00:17:19,420
to keep mom here
while we clear the house.
330
00:17:19,422 --> 00:17:21,022
You know, I don't get
why a ghost would be
331
00:17:21,024 --> 00:17:22,256
gunning for Stuart.
332
00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:24,058
Murder,
grave robbery,
333
00:17:24,060 --> 00:17:25,493
stole his favorite
Pokémon --
334
00:17:25,495 --> 00:17:26,594
I mean, take your pick.
335
00:17:26,596 --> 00:17:27,828
Yeah.
336
00:17:27,830 --> 00:17:29,063
All right,
you stay here with them.
337
00:17:29,065 --> 00:17:30,598
I'll go check the house,
ask around,
338
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:32,166
see if anybody --
- Got dead lately?
339
00:17:32,168 --> 00:17:34,702
- Yeah.
- All right.
340
00:17:34,704 --> 00:17:37,405
GI Lab, 6-2-6-7.
341
00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:22,149
Nice, Sam.
342
00:18:22,151 --> 00:18:23,484
Smooth.
343
00:18:32,929 --> 00:18:34,628
What the hell?
344
00:18:51,180 --> 00:18:54,115
Now backto our feature.
345
00:18:54,117 --> 00:18:55,983
Viewer discretion is advised.
346
00:18:55,985 --> 00:18:57,818
Are you insane?!
347
00:18:57,820 --> 00:18:59,854
They will never understandthat it was an accident.
348
00:18:59,856 --> 00:19:01,922
- Hey.
- Hey.
349
00:19:01,924 --> 00:19:03,124
What are you
doing here?
350
00:19:03,126 --> 00:19:05,159
Just keeping an eye
on Stuart.
351
00:19:05,161 --> 00:19:08,295
He must have
awesome insurance.
352
00:19:08,297 --> 00:19:09,964
Super-awesome.
353
00:19:09,966 --> 00:19:11,198
Yeah.
354
00:19:13,302 --> 00:19:14,502
Trick or treat?
355
00:19:18,508 --> 00:19:20,107
He's still out.
356
00:19:20,109 --> 00:19:21,709
Yeah, the nurse told me.
357
00:19:21,711 --> 00:19:23,377
Babs went out for
a quick bite.
358
00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:25,546
Figured
I'd stick around.
359
00:19:25,548 --> 00:19:27,815
I want to be here
when he wakes up.
360
00:19:27,817 --> 00:19:30,050
He's kind of
my best friend.
361
00:19:30,052 --> 00:19:32,953
Is that right?
362
00:19:32,955 --> 00:19:35,723
Look, I...
363
00:19:35,725 --> 00:19:40,361
I know Stuart has his stuff,
but we all do.
364
00:19:40,363 --> 00:19:42,963
And me and my dad don't
get along so great,
365
00:19:42,965 --> 00:19:46,333
and whenever we --
we really have it out,
366
00:19:46,335 --> 00:19:49,203
Stuart lets me
crash at his place.
367
00:19:49,205 --> 00:19:50,838
No questions asked.
368
00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:54,875
We just eat pizza
and watch movies.
369
00:19:54,877 --> 00:19:56,510
It's...
370
00:19:56,512 --> 00:19:59,647
Zen.
371
00:19:59,649 --> 00:20:01,515
Sounds like
a good friend.
372
00:20:01,517 --> 00:20:04,185
Yeah, but now,
when his mom called,
373
00:20:04,187 --> 00:20:07,588
said someone a-attacked him
with a chainsaw?
374
00:20:07,590 --> 00:20:09,590
Looks like.
375
00:20:09,592 --> 00:20:11,892
Happy Halloween, huh?
376
00:20:20,837 --> 00:20:22,703
Oh, I got to getout of here.
377
00:20:22,705 --> 00:20:25,239
Cool.
"All Saints' Day Three."
378
00:20:25,241 --> 00:20:27,041
Totally...
379
00:20:27,043 --> 00:20:29,910
Time to
slice and dice!
380
00:20:29,912 --> 00:20:35,115
Like,creeping me out to the max.
381
00:20:36,385 --> 00:20:38,285
Trick or treat.
382
00:20:38,287 --> 00:20:41,956
Time to slice and dice.
383
00:20:41,958 --> 00:20:44,024
Never gets old.
384
00:20:44,026 --> 00:20:45,259
You know, a lot of people
don't like this one,
385
00:20:45,261 --> 00:20:47,027
but it's actually
my favorite.
386
00:20:47,029 --> 00:20:48,796
I mean, sure.
387
00:20:48,798 --> 00:20:50,631
There's no way a hospital would
ever be that empty.
388
00:20:50,633 --> 00:20:52,800
but that's over-thinking it.
- I don't know.
389
00:20:52,802 --> 00:20:54,268
I've been to a lot of hospitals
at night.
390
00:20:54,270 --> 00:20:55,936
Trust me,
they get pretty empty.
391
00:20:55,938 --> 00:20:57,738
Okay, so,
"All Saints' Day Three" --
392
00:20:57,740 --> 00:20:59,406
That's my top pick.
What about you?
393
00:20:59,408 --> 00:21:03,143
I mean, I like Five,
right --
394
00:21:03,145 --> 00:21:04,712
"Search for
David Yaeger"?
395
00:21:04,714 --> 00:21:06,080
'Cause it's weird,
but it's bloody.
396
00:21:06,082 --> 00:21:06,981
- So bloody.
- Yeah.
397
00:21:06,983 --> 00:21:08,115
In the best way.
398
00:21:08,117 --> 00:21:10,384
But, uh...
399
00:21:10,386 --> 00:21:11,986
I got to go
with number four.
400
00:21:11,988 --> 00:21:13,220
- "Hatchet Man Lives"?
- Yeah.
401
00:21:13,222 --> 00:21:15,756
Nice choice.
402
00:21:15,758 --> 00:21:18,792
"Killed in a prank
gone wrong..."
403
00:21:18,794 --> 00:21:22,663
"Mechanic David Yaeger
comes back every year
404
00:21:22,665 --> 00:21:25,165
on the day after Halloween.
405
00:21:25,167 --> 00:21:29,003
On All Saints' Day,
Hatchet Man takes his revenge!"
406
00:21:30,973 --> 00:21:32,172
You really know
your A.S.D.
407
00:21:32,174 --> 00:21:33,674
Yeah, well...
408
00:21:33,676 --> 00:21:35,976
growing up,
it was, uh...
409
00:21:35,978 --> 00:21:38,746
It was always nice to check out
once in a while.
410
00:21:38,748 --> 00:21:41,115
I like to watch movies
411
00:21:41,117 --> 00:21:43,250
where I know
the bad guy's gonna lose.
412
00:21:44,921 --> 00:21:46,420
Knock knock.
413
00:21:46,422 --> 00:21:48,722
Time to die.
414
00:21:54,263 --> 00:21:56,196
Oh, um, we're, um --
we're closing.
415
00:21:56,198 --> 00:21:57,831
Yeah, right. I-I just, uh...
416
00:21:57,833 --> 00:21:59,667
Sorry.
I'm just here to, um...
417
00:21:59,669 --> 00:22:02,336
Did you hear
about Stuart?
418
00:22:02,338 --> 00:22:04,271
Yeah, his mom
told us what happened
419
00:22:04,273 --> 00:22:05,773
when she dropped off his keys.
- Yeah.
420
00:22:05,775 --> 00:22:07,641
I mean, what happened to him,
that's insane.
421
00:22:07,643 --> 00:22:10,644
Yeah, yeah, so -- so I actually
have a few questions, um...
422
00:22:10,646 --> 00:22:12,813
and they might be
a little different.
423
00:22:12,815 --> 00:22:16,016
- Different like...
- Different like, uh...
424
00:22:16,018 --> 00:22:20,187
Has anyone close to Stuart
died recently?
425
00:22:20,189 --> 00:22:22,056
You're an insurance dude,
right?
426
00:22:22,058 --> 00:22:24,224
Yeah, yeah, and --
and we wouldn't normally
427
00:22:24,226 --> 00:22:25,559
ask these kinds of questions,
428
00:22:25,561 --> 00:22:27,494
but it's a special
circumstance, and...
429
00:22:27,496 --> 00:22:29,830
Well, I mean...
430
00:22:29,832 --> 00:22:31,632
Jordan.
431
00:22:31,634 --> 00:22:32,833
Jordan?
432
00:22:32,835 --> 00:22:34,969
Yeah, he owned the store.
433
00:22:34,971 --> 00:22:36,904
He taught Stuart,
Dirk, and I
434
00:22:36,906 --> 00:22:39,373
everything we know
about comics and games.
435
00:22:39,375 --> 00:22:42,076
He was like our own personal
Willy Wonka.
436
00:22:42,078 --> 00:22:43,410
Huh.
437
00:22:43,412 --> 00:22:45,846
Sounds like a great guy.
438
00:22:45,848 --> 00:22:48,549
He was.
439
00:22:48,551 --> 00:22:50,150
Cancer sucks, you know?
440
00:22:50,152 --> 00:22:52,186
Yeah.
441
00:22:52,188 --> 00:22:55,489
So, who owns
the place now?
442
00:22:55,491 --> 00:22:57,424
Me and Dirk.
443
00:22:57,426 --> 00:22:58,692
Jordan left it to us.
444
00:22:58,694 --> 00:23:01,095
But not Stuart?
445
00:23:01,097 --> 00:23:04,565
Stuart worked here,
but Jordan fired him twice.
446
00:23:04,567 --> 00:23:06,100
He kept catching
Stuart stealing,
447
00:23:06,102 --> 00:23:07,334
and to Jordan,
448
00:23:07,336 --> 00:23:09,370
this place was his life,
you know?
449
00:23:09,372 --> 00:23:11,905
And you hired
Stuart back?
450
00:23:11,907 --> 00:23:14,108
He's my friend.
451
00:23:16,045 --> 00:23:18,012
Right.
452
00:23:18,014 --> 00:23:20,381
Okay, uh...
Where is Jordan buried?
453
00:23:20,383 --> 00:23:22,916
Nowhere.
He was cremated.
454
00:23:26,088 --> 00:23:27,888
Oh, um, right.
455
00:23:27,890 --> 00:23:31,091
Sure, uh, excuse me.
I just have to, uh...
456
00:23:31,093 --> 00:23:32,726
What's that?
457
00:23:35,231 --> 00:23:36,563
Nothing.
458
00:23:36,565 --> 00:23:40,567
It's a, um...
carbon monoxide detector.
459
00:23:40,569 --> 00:23:42,870
Wh-- Is that --
Is that bad?
460
00:23:42,872 --> 00:23:45,072
Yeah, yep.
461
00:23:45,074 --> 00:23:47,241
Pretty bad.
Um...
462
00:23:47,243 --> 00:23:49,610
You know what?
Uh, you should leave now.
463
00:23:49,759 --> 00:23:51,168
- What? No.
- Okay, listen to me.
464
00:23:51,178 --> 00:23:53,144
This is weird,
but I think you're in danger --
465
00:24:11,850 --> 00:24:13,517
Samantha?
466
00:24:17,055 --> 00:24:18,722
Samantha!
467
00:24:22,694 --> 00:24:23,827
Hey!
468
00:24:23,829 --> 00:24:26,396
Hey, are you okay?
469
00:24:26,398 --> 00:24:27,531
No?
470
00:24:27,533 --> 00:24:29,232
What just happened?
471
00:24:29,234 --> 00:24:30,534
I think, uh...
472
00:24:30,536 --> 00:24:32,102
I think a ghost --
473
00:24:32,104 --> 00:24:33,370
A ghost?
474
00:24:33,372 --> 00:24:35,505
Yes, um... All right.
Listen to me.
475
00:24:35,507 --> 00:24:38,508
Ghosts are real,
and they can possess things --
476
00:24:38,510 --> 00:24:40,677
uh, people,
toys, chainsaws,
477
00:24:40,679 --> 00:24:42,179
and, apparently,
life-size figurines.
478
00:24:42,181 --> 00:24:44,881
You are not from
an insurance company, are you?
479
00:24:44,883 --> 00:24:47,083
N-Not exactly.
480
00:24:47,085 --> 00:24:49,186
Listen,
I-I-I'm not sure,
481
00:24:49,188 --> 00:24:52,122
but I think the ghost of Jordan
is trying to kill Stuart.
482
00:24:52,124 --> 00:24:53,423
Wait, what?
483
00:24:53,425 --> 00:24:54,891
Did he hurt you?
484
00:24:54,893 --> 00:24:56,393
No, he just --
485
00:24:56,395 --> 00:24:59,296
He shoved me out of the way,
and then he bolted.
486
00:24:59,298 --> 00:25:00,931
It's locked.
487
00:25:00,933 --> 00:25:03,266
Where are the keys?
488
00:25:03,268 --> 00:25:04,968
Hatchet Man or whatever
took them.
489
00:25:04,970 --> 00:25:06,303
- You sure?
-I --
490
00:25:06,305 --> 00:25:08,138
I was pretty busy
screaming,
491
00:25:08,140 --> 00:25:10,073
but, yeah, I'm sure.
492
00:25:10,075 --> 00:25:11,441
Is this expensive?
493
00:25:11,443 --> 00:25:12,642
What?
494
00:25:12,644 --> 00:25:14,211
- No, don't!
- Eugh!
495
00:25:16,148 --> 00:25:17,948
Yeah,
it's shatter-proof glass.
496
00:25:17,950 --> 00:25:21,985
Jordan's pretty serious
about thieves.
497
00:25:24,923 --> 00:25:27,991
The aerobics instructor
in the giant mixer.
498
00:25:27,993 --> 00:25:29,493
Right, and then the kids
the next morning are
499
00:25:29,495 --> 00:25:30,994
at the rec center,
they're all eating breakfast,
500
00:25:30,996 --> 00:25:32,829
and the one finds a tooth
with all the stringy bits
501
00:25:32,831 --> 00:25:33,730
still hooked onto it.
502
00:25:33,732 --> 00:25:34,898
Oh, come on.
503
00:25:34,900 --> 00:25:36,233
I mean,
forget Freddy and Jason.
504
00:25:36,235 --> 00:25:38,068
That's top-10 horror-movie kill
right there.
505
00:25:38,070 --> 00:25:39,469
Top-five, even.
506
00:25:39,471 --> 00:25:41,438
Oh, and then,
the jock guy's face
507
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,507
when Hatchet Man shoves it into
the engine fan of that truck
508
00:25:43,509 --> 00:25:45,775
and it just, like...
bbl-bbl-bbl-bbl-bbl-bbl...
509
00:25:47,980 --> 00:25:50,614
Did you know that
they made the brain splatter
510
00:25:50,616 --> 00:25:52,315
with saltwater taffy?
511
00:25:52,317 --> 00:25:53,783
I did not know that.
Yeah.
512
00:25:53,785 --> 00:25:56,820
That's pretty cool.
513
00:25:56,822 --> 00:25:58,989
Excuse me.
514
00:26:01,593 --> 00:26:02,826
Yeah, what's up, Sam?
515
00:26:02,828 --> 00:26:04,361
We were right.
It's a ghost.
516
00:26:04,363 --> 00:26:05,962
Guy's name was
Jordan MacNeel.
517
00:26:05,964 --> 00:26:07,330
He used to own
the comic shop.
518
00:26:07,332 --> 00:26:09,165
All right, so we going
to a graveyard or what?
519
00:26:09,167 --> 00:26:10,967
No, no, no.
He was cremated.
520
00:26:10,969 --> 00:26:12,636
And, um...
521
00:26:12,638 --> 00:26:14,371
And what?
522
00:26:14,373 --> 00:26:16,940
So, he possessed the
David Yaeger figure at the shop,
523
00:26:16,942 --> 00:26:18,441
and I think he's comingfor Stuart.
524
00:26:18,443 --> 00:26:20,010
Wait, wait, wait --
Are you telling me that --
525
00:26:20,012 --> 00:26:23,146
that Hatchet Man David Yaeger
is coming here?
526
00:26:23,148 --> 00:26:25,215
Uh, I mean, not --not literally, but...
527
00:26:25,217 --> 00:26:29,653
Hatchet Man is
coming here?
528
00:26:31,323 --> 00:26:34,658
Trick or treat.
529
00:26:47,306 --> 00:26:48,972
Hey, hey.
Look at that.
530
00:26:48,974 --> 00:26:51,408
Hey, man!
531
00:26:51,410 --> 00:26:53,043
Whoo!
532
00:26:53,045 --> 00:26:55,745
David Yaeger!
533
00:26:55,747 --> 00:26:57,747
Killer costume!
534
00:26:57,749 --> 00:27:02,752
Come on, let's go.
Hey, trick or treat!
535
00:27:04,756 --> 00:27:06,323
If ghosts are real,
does that mean vampires?
536
00:27:06,325 --> 00:27:07,190
Yep.
537
00:27:07,192 --> 00:27:08,592
- Witches?
- Uh-huh.
538
00:27:08,594 --> 00:27:09,926
Werewolves?
539
00:27:09,928 --> 00:27:12,729
Unless it's Godzilla,
it's real.
540
00:27:12,731 --> 00:27:14,097
All right.
Get in.
541
00:27:14,099 --> 00:27:15,699
But --
Now!
542
00:27:15,701 --> 00:27:17,000
Now, listen to me.
543
00:27:17,002 --> 00:27:18,435
Ghosts can't cross
the salt line, okay?
544
00:27:18,437 --> 00:27:19,769
So whatever you hear,
whatever you see,
545
00:27:19,771 --> 00:27:22,372
whatever happens,
stay inside.
546
00:27:22,374 --> 00:27:24,441
Capiche?
547
00:27:28,580 --> 00:27:30,680
What I don't get is,
548
00:27:30,682 --> 00:27:33,516
why is Jordan going
after Stuart now?
549
00:27:33,518 --> 00:27:35,452
It doesn't make
any sense.
550
00:27:35,454 --> 00:27:37,621
Stuart's been
stealing.
551
00:27:37,623 --> 00:27:39,623
- What?
- I mean, not cash,
552
00:27:39,625 --> 00:27:41,458
just stuff that
he thought was cool.
553
00:27:41,460 --> 00:27:43,393
And Stuart doesn't have
good impulse control.
554
00:27:43,395 --> 00:27:44,894
I've been taking money
out of his checks
555
00:27:44,896 --> 00:27:46,429
to make up for it,
but I guess...
556
00:27:46,431 --> 00:27:48,365
a ghost wouldn't
know that.
557
00:27:48,367 --> 00:27:49,599
Yeah, guess not.
558
00:27:50,736 --> 00:27:52,135
Oh, come on.
559
00:27:52,137 --> 00:27:53,536
Damn it.
560
00:27:53,538 --> 00:27:55,071
Yeah.
It's a hardcore lock.
561
00:27:55,073 --> 00:27:56,406
All right.
We got to get out of here.
562
00:27:56,408 --> 00:27:59,242
Okay, how?
563
00:27:59,244 --> 00:28:00,710
Do you have
cleaning supplies?
564
00:28:11,823 --> 00:28:14,958
What the...
565
00:28:16,995 --> 00:28:18,995
Aaah!
566
00:28:26,138 --> 00:28:28,104
Help!
567
00:28:28,106 --> 00:28:30,106
What's happening?
568
00:28:30,108 --> 00:28:32,175
I got to get
out of here!
569
00:28:57,335 --> 00:28:58,935
Hey!
570
00:28:58,937 --> 00:29:01,171
Jordan, I --
571
00:29:01,173 --> 00:29:03,339
I know you're trying
to kill Stuart,
572
00:29:03,341 --> 00:29:05,175
but he's my friend.
573
00:29:05,177 --> 00:29:07,677
He's our friend.
574
00:29:07,679 --> 00:29:09,846
So if you want
to do this,
575
00:29:09,848 --> 00:29:11,314
you're gonna have
to go through me!
576
00:29:18,957 --> 00:29:21,725
Oh, crap.
577
00:29:21,727 --> 00:29:25,695
Hey, Phil.Hey, where are you?
578
00:29:25,697 --> 00:29:28,231
Come on.
579
00:29:35,073 --> 00:29:36,005
Oh, no.
580
00:29:36,007 --> 00:29:37,340
Run. Run, girl.
581
00:29:38,977 --> 00:29:41,811
I like it when they run.
582
00:29:41,813 --> 00:29:43,179
Now, you see that?
You see that?
583
00:29:43,181 --> 00:29:45,048
That's...
my favorite part.
584
00:29:49,721 --> 00:29:53,089
Stop!Leave me alone!
585
00:29:54,726 --> 00:29:57,927
Enough talking.More killing.
586
00:29:57,929 --> 00:29:59,662
You kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
587
00:29:59,664 --> 00:30:00,830
Ooh.
Right?
588
00:30:00,832 --> 00:30:03,233
- She is so slow.
- Come on, man.
589
00:30:03,235 --> 00:30:05,235
Somebody comeand help me please!
590
00:30:07,439 --> 00:30:10,173
Where is everybody?
591
00:30:10,175 --> 00:30:12,008
Ooh!
Run, girl! Run!
592
00:30:12,010 --> 00:30:14,210
Mm!
593
00:30:14,212 --> 00:30:16,212
You got to run, girl.
Come on, man.
594
00:30:16,214 --> 00:30:17,714
My grandmother runs
faster than you.
595
00:30:17,716 --> 00:30:19,549
Help! Somebody!
596
00:30:19,551 --> 00:30:21,751
Anybody help me!
597
00:30:26,124 --> 00:30:27,457
Where is everybody?!
598
00:30:32,798 --> 00:30:33,963
Oh, God.
599
00:30:33,965 --> 00:30:37,567
Oh, God.
Jordan, please!
600
00:30:37,569 --> 00:30:41,204
You're dead!
601
00:30:41,206 --> 00:30:42,872
Get away from me!
602
00:30:42,874 --> 00:30:44,440
We killed you.You're dead!
603
00:30:44,442 --> 00:30:48,444
We all do bad thingssometimes.
604
00:30:48,446 --> 00:30:49,946
Press that button.
Press that button.
605
00:30:49,948 --> 00:30:52,115
He would never catch me,
tell you that much.
606
00:30:55,387 --> 00:30:56,986
No, this can'tbe happening.
607
00:30:58,757 --> 00:31:00,723
No. No!
608
00:31:00,725 --> 00:31:04,327
You can't runfrom Hatchet Man.
609
00:31:04,329 --> 00:31:06,930
This isn't...
...real!
610
00:31:13,004 --> 00:31:14,437
All right.
611
00:31:14,439 --> 00:31:16,406
Pretty sure
this will work.
612
00:31:16,408 --> 00:31:18,408
Where did you learn
how to do this?
613
00:31:18,410 --> 00:31:21,344
I had a messed-up
childhood.
614
00:31:21,346 --> 00:31:23,012
Okay.
615
00:31:23,014 --> 00:31:25,782
Here goes.
616
00:31:25,784 --> 00:31:28,651
Yep, all right.
Uh, get back.
617
00:31:37,095 --> 00:31:38,528
Get down.
618
00:31:45,871 --> 00:31:48,872
- Cool. - Cool.
619
00:32:02,954 --> 00:32:04,954
Told you to stay put.
620
00:32:04,956 --> 00:32:07,523
You don't --
He's here.
621
00:32:07,525 --> 00:32:08,858
Where?
622
00:32:11,696 --> 00:32:14,197
Time to slice and dice.
623
00:32:14,199 --> 00:32:17,100
Oh, hell.
624
00:32:25,510 --> 00:32:29,512
David Yaeger was an honest manmaking an honest living,
625
00:32:29,514 --> 00:32:33,049
until one night,when a practical joke...
626
00:32:33,051 --> 00:32:35,852
turned deadly.
627
00:32:35,854 --> 00:32:38,187
One day,
we're gonna have to answer
628
00:32:38,189 --> 00:32:40,256
for the things
we did that night.
629
00:32:40,258 --> 00:32:43,259
It was just a prank.
630
00:32:45,864 --> 00:32:49,832
Now, David Yaeger is backwith his faithful hatchet
631
00:32:49,834 --> 00:32:53,236
to get revenge on thosewho took his life.
632
00:32:55,540 --> 00:32:57,840
If the people responsiblefor his death
633
00:32:57,842 --> 00:32:59,776
weren't torn up about it...
634
00:32:59,778 --> 00:33:00,843
they're going to be.
635
00:33:02,247 --> 00:33:04,714
Time to slice
and dice.
636
00:33:04,716 --> 00:33:07,216
In this dark, quiet hospital,
637
00:33:07,218 --> 00:33:10,053
they can run, they can hide...
638
00:33:10,055 --> 00:33:11,854
We killed you.
You're dead!
639
00:33:11,856 --> 00:33:14,524
...but there's no escapingthe Hatchet Man.
640
00:33:14,526 --> 00:33:15,959
Trick or treat.
641
00:33:15,961 --> 00:33:18,761
No, this can't
be happening.
642
00:33:18,763 --> 00:33:22,532
We all do bad things
sometimes.
643
00:33:22,534 --> 00:33:25,601
"All Saints' Day III:The Reckoning,"
644
00:33:25,603 --> 00:33:27,637
coming soonto a theater near you.
645
00:33:27,639 --> 00:33:29,238
Pray for survival.
646
00:33:32,509 --> 00:33:34,175
All right, look, man.
647
00:33:34,177 --> 00:33:36,678
I know once you go Casper,
things can be a little --
648
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:38,446
well, a lot crazy.
649
00:33:38,448 --> 00:33:40,982
The way I see it,
you got two options.
650
00:33:40,984 --> 00:33:44,285
One, you let this go,
and you walk into the light.
651
00:33:44,287 --> 00:33:46,254
Or, two...
652
00:33:46,256 --> 00:33:47,588
I send you there.
653
00:33:50,593 --> 00:33:53,761
Time to slice and dice.
654
00:33:53,763 --> 00:33:55,596
I was kind of hoping
you'd say that.
655
00:34:07,177 --> 00:34:08,509
Stay back!
I got this.
656
00:34:20,190 --> 00:34:22,023
Problem is, the ghost is always
tied to an object.
657
00:34:22,025 --> 00:34:24,058
Right? Its bones, something
that meant a lot to it in life.
658
00:34:24,060 --> 00:34:25,793
Whatever that thing is,
the ghost is usually
659
00:34:25,795 --> 00:34:27,328
stuck there, but Jordan,
he's been all over --
660
00:34:27,330 --> 00:34:28,796
the shop, Stuart's house,
661
00:34:28,798 --> 00:34:30,631
so how's he moving around?
- The key chain.
662
00:34:30,633 --> 00:34:32,300
- What?
- It was Jordan's
663
00:34:32,302 --> 00:34:34,035
and then Stuart closed up
the night he got attacked
664
00:34:34,037 --> 00:34:35,570
and he brought
the shop keys home
665
00:34:35,572 --> 00:34:37,071
and then his mom
brought them back after.
666
00:34:37,073 --> 00:34:39,707
I mean, could that --
Does that make sense?
667
00:34:41,244 --> 00:34:42,977
Yeah.
It does.
668
00:34:42,979 --> 00:34:44,345
Come on.
669
00:34:52,522 --> 00:34:56,691
We all do bad things sometimes.
670
00:35:05,602 --> 00:35:07,001
I --
671
00:35:07,003 --> 00:35:08,036
Sorry?
672
00:35:20,917 --> 00:35:22,283
Dean! Key chain!
673
00:35:33,596 --> 00:35:35,763
Come on,
come on, come on.
674
00:35:35,765 --> 00:35:37,298
Here. Here.
Use this.
675
00:35:37,300 --> 00:35:40,201
Ugh!
It's really sunk in deep!
676
00:35:40,203 --> 00:35:41,536
Hurry up!
677
00:36:05,962 --> 00:36:09,730
Time to sliceand Di...
678
00:36:19,367 --> 00:36:22,134
Is it really over?
Just like that?
679
00:36:22,674 --> 00:36:24,932
"Just like that"?
680
00:36:24,933 --> 00:36:26,266
Yeah, you're --
681
00:36:26,268 --> 00:36:28,201
You're all safe now,
even Stuart.
682
00:36:30,305 --> 00:36:33,039
And Jordan,
is -- is he...
683
00:36:33,041 --> 00:36:34,674
He's in a better place.
684
00:36:51,293 --> 00:36:52,325
Thanks, man.
685
00:36:52,327 --> 00:36:55,495
Hmm?
686
00:36:55,497 --> 00:36:56,863
You, uh...
You got me out here
687
00:36:56,865 --> 00:36:58,832
'cause you needed
to get me out of my funk
688
00:36:58,834 --> 00:37:01,634
and get me a win,
and you did.
689
00:37:01,636 --> 00:37:03,570
So...
690
00:37:03,572 --> 00:37:05,038
thanks.
691
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:06,906
I got to admit,
692
00:37:06,908 --> 00:37:08,559
it didn't go exactly like
I thought it would.
693
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:10,710
Hey, man. I just went toe-to-toe
with David freakin' Yaeger.
694
00:37:10,712 --> 00:37:12,245
That was awesome.
695
00:37:12,247 --> 00:37:14,480
Yeah, it wasn't really --
Don't ruin this for me.
696
00:37:18,086 --> 00:37:21,888
Hey, Dean...
697
00:37:21,890 --> 00:37:24,224
when we get back
to the bunker, man,
698
00:37:24,226 --> 00:37:26,159
you got to stop hiding out
in your room.
699
00:37:26,161 --> 00:37:27,327
I'm not hiding out.
700
00:37:27,329 --> 00:37:28,394
And I get why
you're doing it.
701
00:37:28,396 --> 00:37:30,597
I-I do.
702
00:37:30,599 --> 00:37:32,765
But...
703
00:37:32,767 --> 00:37:36,102
what happened
with Michael...
704
00:37:36,104 --> 00:37:39,873
You said yes for me, for Jack,
for your family.
705
00:37:39,875 --> 00:37:41,074
You did the right thing.
706
00:37:41,076 --> 00:37:42,375
What happened after,
707
00:37:42,377 --> 00:37:44,010
just because Michael
was wearing your face,
708
00:37:44,012 --> 00:37:46,279
doesn't mean
any of this is on you.
709
00:37:46,281 --> 00:37:48,748
I don't blame you.
No one blames you.
710
00:37:48,750 --> 00:37:51,184
You got to try and stop
blaming yourself,
711
00:37:51,186 --> 00:37:52,919
please.
712
00:37:52,921 --> 00:37:55,054
I'm never gonna get
over it, okay?
713
00:37:55,056 --> 00:37:57,223
I'm just not.
714
00:37:57,225 --> 00:38:00,059
But you're right --
715
00:38:00,061 --> 00:38:01,427
I'm not doing
anybody any good
716
00:38:01,429 --> 00:38:02,762
by just staying couped up
in my room,
717
00:38:02,764 --> 00:38:09,235
so...whatever you need,
I'm there.
718
00:38:09,237 --> 00:38:11,938
All right, chief?
719
00:38:15,543 --> 00:38:16,809
All right.
Well, that is it.
720
00:38:16,811 --> 00:38:18,611
Halloween is
officially over.
721
00:38:18,613 --> 00:38:20,046
Good.
722
00:38:20,048 --> 00:38:21,648
Okay, seriously, why?
723
00:38:21,650 --> 00:38:23,950
Why do you hate Halloween?
What is it?
724
00:38:23,952 --> 00:38:26,085
Was it the time that I --
I ate all your Halloween candy?
725
00:38:26,087 --> 00:38:27,553
- No.
- Was it something Dad did?
726
00:38:27,555 --> 00:38:29,455
No, dude, you don't
want to know.
727
00:38:29,457 --> 00:38:32,525
No, I really do.
Really.
728
00:38:35,063 --> 00:38:36,562
What?
729
00:38:37,599 --> 00:38:39,899
All right.
730
00:38:39,901 --> 00:38:41,501
Remember Andrea Howell?
731
00:38:44,406 --> 00:38:45,905
No.
732
00:38:45,907 --> 00:38:48,474
When I was in sixth grade,
we were living in Bismark.
733
00:38:48,476 --> 00:38:49,909
I had a huge crush on her.
734
00:38:49,911 --> 00:38:51,577
Aww, that's adorable.
735
00:38:51,579 --> 00:38:52,946
Continue.
736
00:38:52,948 --> 00:38:55,982
So, she invited me
to her Halloween party.
737
00:38:55,984 --> 00:38:57,350
I said yes,
and I-I went over,
738
00:38:57,352 --> 00:39:03,156
and at first, everything
was great, um...
739
00:39:03,158 --> 00:39:05,291
And then we started
to play games.
740
00:39:05,293 --> 00:39:06,859
Spin the bottle?
741
00:39:06,861 --> 00:39:09,295
B-Bobbing for apples.
742
00:39:12,701 --> 00:39:15,201
Like I said,
I had a crush,
743
00:39:15,203 --> 00:39:19,172
so the entire night,
my stomach was in knots,
744
00:39:19,174 --> 00:39:23,176
and when it was my turn,
I-I bent down, and...
745
00:39:23,178 --> 00:39:24,510
No.
746
00:39:24,512 --> 00:39:26,612
...hurled.
747
00:39:26,614 --> 00:39:28,214
Everywhere.
748
00:39:28,216 --> 00:39:30,950
Lunch, dinner,
it all came up --
749
00:39:30,952 --> 00:39:32,986
on Andrea, mostly.
750
00:39:32,988 --> 00:39:35,655
Uh, people
ran and screamed,
751
00:39:35,657 --> 00:39:39,459
and it was so bad.
752
00:39:39,461 --> 00:39:41,160
That's great.
753
00:39:41,162 --> 00:39:43,730
I ended up hiding out
in the woods
754
00:39:43,732 --> 00:39:45,565
until you finally
came and got me.
755
00:39:45,567 --> 00:39:48,134
So that's why
you hate Halloween.
756
00:39:48,136 --> 00:39:49,836
- Yeah.
- Oh, come on, man.
757
00:39:49,838 --> 00:39:51,504
You got to get over that.
That's -- I mean...
758
00:39:51,506 --> 00:39:52,972
All right.
This is what we're gonna do.
759
00:39:52,974 --> 00:39:56,242
Next year, we're doing Halloween
right, okay?
760
00:39:56,244 --> 00:39:59,579
I'm thinking matching outfits
like, uh...
761
00:39:59,581 --> 00:40:01,080
Batman and Robin.
762
00:40:01,082 --> 00:40:02,882
No.
763
00:40:02,884 --> 00:40:04,317
- Bert and Ernie.
- No.
764
00:40:04,319 --> 00:40:05,685
- That's weird.
- Yes.
765
00:40:05,687 --> 00:40:06,753
Uh...
766
00:40:06,755 --> 00:40:07,754
Rocky and Bullwinkle.
767
00:40:07,756 --> 00:40:08,688
Dean...
768
00:40:08,690 --> 00:40:09,856
Shaggy and Scooby.
769
00:40:09,858 --> 00:40:11,024
Why would we...
770
00:40:11,026 --> 00:40:12,392
Turner and Hooch.
771
00:40:12,394 --> 00:40:14,027
Ren and Stimpy.
772
00:40:14,029 --> 00:40:16,496
Come on, now.
773
00:40:16,498 --> 00:40:18,097
- Thelma and Louise.
- Thelma and --
774
00:40:18,099 --> 00:40:22,668
We just put it in drive
and go.
775
00:40:54,869 --> 00:40:56,702
What the...
776
00:40:56,704 --> 00:40:59,572
Trick or treat.
777
00:41:11,424 --> 00:41:18,424
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00:41:19,305 --> 00:41:25,489
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