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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,410 --> 00:00:09,354 Previously, on "Stan Against Evil"... 2 00:00:09,436 --> 00:00:12,397 Sheriff Miller? It's your wife, sir. She's dead. 3 00:00:12,484 --> 00:00:15,236 I'm Evelyn Barret. I'm the new sheriff of Willard's Mill. 4 00:00:15,323 --> 00:00:18,709 Every sheriff we've ever had has died an early, violent, 5 00:00:18,796 --> 00:00:20,477 horrible death. 6 00:00:21,432 --> 00:00:22,901 Except Stan. 7 00:00:23,084 --> 00:00:25,449 What is that thing growing in front of the station? 8 00:00:25,562 --> 00:00:27,810 The black flowers bloom twice each year. 9 00:00:27,897 --> 00:00:30,037 - There's five of them. - Should we get a new map now? 10 00:00:30,124 --> 00:00:32,561 When the first flowers bloom, the portal will open, 11 00:00:32,648 --> 00:00:35,438 and the Land of the Dead shall corrupt the Land of the Living. 12 00:00:35,525 --> 00:00:37,125 I got to figure out how to travel back 13 00:00:37,212 --> 00:00:38,718 a year to save my wife's life. 14 00:00:38,805 --> 00:00:40,878 And the only way I'm going to be able to do that 15 00:00:40,965 --> 00:00:42,980 is if I find this guy, Gerard DuQuette. 16 00:00:43,067 --> 00:00:44,593 - Are you...? - I am. 17 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:47,082 - I got to figure out how to... - How to travel back 18 00:00:47,169 --> 00:00:49,867 so that you can save your dear wife's life. 19 00:00:51,712 --> 00:00:53,333 Get on it, little man. 20 00:00:53,420 --> 00:00:55,017 - I've got to... - Destroy this flower 21 00:00:55,104 --> 00:00:57,186 or a portal will open up, and the Land Of The Dead will... 22 00:00:57,273 --> 00:00:58,761 - Corrupt the Land Of the Living - Corrupt the Land Of the Living 23 00:00:58,848 --> 00:01:00,741 - for time without end. - For time without end. 24 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:09,570 That's your game? 25 00:01:09,657 --> 00:01:11,904 You become a giant and kick my ass? 26 00:01:12,564 --> 00:01:15,457 Pretty good game. Not gonna lie to you. 27 00:01:15,544 --> 00:01:19,072 - Ida, sweetheart. - Claire! 28 00:01:19,159 --> 00:01:20,309 Hey. 29 00:01:25,433 --> 00:01:27,150 Oh, Stan. 30 00:01:28,677 --> 00:01:32,767 Some things, you... You just can't change. 31 00:01:33,688 --> 00:01:36,017 But we'll have our time again. 32 00:01:36,891 --> 00:01:38,337 You promise? 33 00:01:42,332 --> 00:01:44,831 When the minister says, "Till death do you part"... 34 00:01:44,918 --> 00:01:47,797 - Uh-huh. - ..don't you believe it. 35 00:02:01,970 --> 00:02:03,347 Stan. 36 00:02:05,151 --> 00:02:07,130 I'm... 37 00:02:09,138 --> 00:02:10,930 I'm ready to go back now. 38 00:02:22,973 --> 00:02:24,702 Okay? 39 00:02:25,862 --> 00:02:27,870 About as okay as I get. 40 00:03:04,269 --> 00:03:06,049 Leon? 41 00:03:09,423 --> 00:03:11,077 Leon! 42 00:03:12,136 --> 00:03:13,936 Anybody! 43 00:03:16,844 --> 00:03:19,624 Christ. What do you suppose happened? 44 00:03:21,332 --> 00:03:23,094 The flower. 45 00:03:25,403 --> 00:03:28,190 I never saw her destroy the final flower. 46 00:03:29,661 --> 00:03:31,742 The portal opened. 47 00:03:32,876 --> 00:03:35,249 And the Land of the Dead shall corrupt 48 00:03:35,336 --> 00:03:38,480 the Land of the Living for time without end. 49 00:03:39,134 --> 00:03:40,989 My God. 50 00:03:42,359 --> 00:03:44,166 We gotta go back. 51 00:03:46,590 --> 00:03:47,854 Oh! 52 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,350 The cabin's gone. 53 00:03:52,437 --> 00:03:54,658 We can't go back. This is not good. 54 00:03:59,171 --> 00:04:01,026 Oh, shit. 55 00:04:16,448 --> 00:04:18,529 *STAN AGAINST EVIL* Season 03 Episode 01 56 00:04:18,616 --> 00:04:20,536 *STAN AGAINST EVIL* Episode Title: "Hell Is What You Make It" 57 00:04:20,885 --> 00:04:23,403 - Stan, we gotta do something. - Do we? 58 00:04:24,229 --> 00:04:26,750 Claire left the portal open, and now the Land of the Dead 59 00:04:26,837 --> 00:04:28,475 is inhabiting the Land of the Living. 60 00:04:28,562 --> 00:04:31,176 So, yeah. Okay. 61 00:04:31,300 --> 00:04:34,215 So say it is Hell on Earth. 62 00:04:34,773 --> 00:04:36,853 It don't look that different. 63 00:04:36,940 --> 00:04:38,906 Ugh. Big change seems to be fewer people, 64 00:04:38,993 --> 00:04:41,532 but... that just means less traffic 65 00:04:41,619 --> 00:04:42,954 and a hell of a lot more parking. 66 00:04:43,041 --> 00:04:44,075 Hey! 67 00:04:44,313 --> 00:04:47,627 Everyone we know and love is gone! 68 00:04:47,714 --> 00:04:51,557 Oh, I got a theory on that one's gonna knock your socks off. 69 00:04:51,661 --> 00:04:53,394 Give me two minutes, will ya? 70 00:04:53,619 --> 00:04:54,767 What are... what? 71 00:04:54,854 --> 00:04:56,753 I gotta hit the... I gotta hit the head. 72 00:04:56,840 --> 00:05:00,824 - Can it wait? - Can it wait? Those were the days. 73 00:05:01,019 --> 00:05:04,961 - Okay. -Oh, oh, here comes mischief. 74 00:05:05,048 --> 00:05:08,063 - How you doin'? - Look, Stan, I get it, okay? 75 00:05:08,150 --> 00:05:09,843 Do ya? You're in shock. 76 00:05:09,930 --> 00:05:11,269 I'm not in shock. 77 00:05:11,404 --> 00:05:14,987 You're in shock! You're in shock! I'm in shock! 78 00:05:15,074 --> 00:05:17,137 All God's children's in shock. 79 00:05:17,224 --> 00:05:18,807 I'm not in shock. 80 00:05:19,125 --> 00:05:21,935 God, and I told you that going back in time 81 00:05:22,022 --> 00:05:24,227 to save your wife was a bad idea! 82 00:05:24,314 --> 00:05:26,539 I said... Claire died of natural causes. 83 00:05:26,626 --> 00:05:28,003 You are messing with nature! 84 00:05:28,090 --> 00:05:30,948 But did you listen to me? No! Why would you? 85 00:05:31,035 --> 00:05:33,125 And let's be real up front about that. 86 00:05:33,212 --> 00:05:35,527 It's because I'm a woman. 87 00:05:38,829 --> 00:05:42,760 Stan! Finish up! 88 00:05:44,841 --> 00:05:47,247 Where are you? 89 00:05:47,797 --> 00:05:50,194 I've got a situation! 90 00:06:02,610 --> 00:06:04,137 Aah! 91 00:06:04,820 --> 00:06:06,431 Evie! 92 00:06:06,615 --> 00:06:09,364 - Stan! - Evie? 93 00:06:10,302 --> 00:06:12,240 Evie! 94 00:06:13,099 --> 00:06:14,385 Leon?! 95 00:06:14,846 --> 00:06:17,485 Oh, my God, Leon. You survived. 96 00:06:17,572 --> 00:06:19,561 I thought... I thought everyone was dead because... 97 00:06:19,648 --> 00:06:23,252 - Because what? - Because we're all in Hell now. 98 00:06:23,467 --> 00:06:25,296 Stan's dead wife left the door to Hell open, 99 00:06:25,383 --> 00:06:26,910 and now the Land of the Dead has corrupted 100 00:06:26,997 --> 00:06:29,266 the Land of the Living for time without end. 101 00:06:30,037 --> 00:06:32,595 Is that why you did that? 102 00:06:32,875 --> 00:06:34,320 What... 103 00:06:39,782 --> 00:06:41,359 No. 104 00:06:42,767 --> 00:06:45,910 No, no, no, no. 105 00:06:45,997 --> 00:06:47,770 Gee. 106 00:06:49,404 --> 00:06:52,875 Evelyn Barret, you are under arrest. 107 00:06:53,892 --> 00:06:56,546 You have the right to remain silent. 108 00:06:57,141 --> 00:06:58,856 Okay, let's go. 109 00:07:00,002 --> 00:07:01,458 I have the right to an attorney? 110 00:07:01,545 --> 00:07:04,501 Whoa, wait. God, yeah. You... uhh, right. 111 00:07:04,588 --> 00:07:06,543 You have, the, uhh, right to an attorney. 112 00:07:06,653 --> 00:07:08,797 That's a lot to memorize. 113 00:07:27,551 --> 00:07:30,962 Okay. Evelyn Barret? 114 00:07:31,195 --> 00:07:34,905 Okay, it says here that you killed your best friend 115 00:07:34,992 --> 00:07:38,396 by impaling him through the chest with a board. 116 00:07:38,679 --> 00:07:41,786 Hmm. Aside from that, how are things going for you? 117 00:07:41,873 --> 00:07:47,451 - Take a wild guess. - Well, I am Dr. Edmonds, 118 00:07:47,538 --> 00:07:49,794 and I am here to evaluate whether or not you 119 00:07:49,881 --> 00:07:51,966 are competent enough to stand trial for murder. 120 00:07:52,053 --> 00:07:54,190 No, it wasn't Stan that I killed. 121 00:07:54,277 --> 00:07:55,267 It was a demon. 122 00:07:55,354 --> 00:07:56,836 - This is gonna be easy. - Listen. 123 00:07:56,923 --> 00:08:00,496 There's this guy, Gerard DuQuette, okay? 124 00:08:00,583 --> 00:08:02,132 He's a black magician. 125 00:08:02,864 --> 00:08:04,501 Not a black magician. 126 00:08:04,588 --> 00:08:07,907 He's a... He's a magician who practices black magic. 127 00:08:08,785 --> 00:08:10,855 Oh, oh, I see. Yeah, that is different. 128 00:08:10,942 --> 00:08:13,198 Who happens to be black. 129 00:08:13,446 --> 00:08:16,847 But what was I gonna say? The black black magician? 130 00:08:16,934 --> 00:08:18,359 No, no, you couldn't say that. 131 00:08:18,446 --> 00:08:20,758 Of course not. Besides, it doesn't matter. 132 00:08:20,845 --> 00:08:23,862 To me, anyway, you know? Me, I just see a magician. 133 00:08:23,949 --> 00:08:26,358 - Sure. - So Stan wanted to go back in time. 134 00:08:26,445 --> 00:08:29,686 I said it was a terrible idea, but he never listens to me. 135 00:08:29,773 --> 00:08:32,148 So, you picked up a board and shoved it through his chest? 136 00:08:32,235 --> 00:08:33,730 - No. - Yes. 137 00:08:33,817 --> 00:08:37,105 - I thought he was a demon. - Boom. 138 00:08:37,216 --> 00:08:39,348 Because the portal to Hell was open. 139 00:08:39,458 --> 00:08:41,626 - Ohhh! - Okay. 140 00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:45,004 So, Evelyn, would you believe me 141 00:08:45,091 --> 00:08:47,085 if I told you I believe you, hmm? 142 00:08:47,172 --> 00:08:48,946 And I'm gonna do everything in my power 143 00:08:49,033 --> 00:08:51,001 - to get you out of here. - Really? 144 00:08:51,392 --> 00:08:52,421 No. 145 00:08:52,519 --> 00:08:53,999 And I really shouldn't joke like that. 146 00:08:54,086 --> 00:08:57,651 But I know that you do not belong in prison 147 00:08:57,738 --> 00:08:59,542 for the rest of your life. No. 148 00:08:59,629 --> 00:09:02,116 You belong here, in a mental institution, 149 00:09:02,203 --> 00:09:03,883 - for the rest of your life, huh? - Thanks. 150 00:09:03,970 --> 00:09:06,438 Yeah. There are no guards here, huh? 151 00:09:06,550 --> 00:09:10,324 And only bars are the ones in your mind. 152 00:09:10,562 --> 00:09:13,505 And on the doors and exterior fencing. 153 00:09:13,592 --> 00:09:15,765 Guards! I'm done here. 154 00:09:15,852 --> 00:09:18,569 All right, so, put 'er there. 155 00:09:18,789 --> 00:09:22,363 Well, here. There you go. Okay. Hmm. 156 00:09:35,297 --> 00:09:36,925 Rise and shine. 157 00:09:37,147 --> 00:09:39,636 Your soul is mine. 158 00:09:42,782 --> 00:09:43,839 What is this? 159 00:09:43,926 --> 00:09:46,990 Like Evie said, the portal didn't close. 160 00:09:47,077 --> 00:09:49,552 Oh, bullshit, lady. 161 00:09:49,639 --> 00:09:51,850 The only way that could have happened is if Claire 162 00:09:51,937 --> 00:09:53,964 screwed up, and Claire don't screw up. 163 00:09:54,206 --> 00:09:57,372 What? You think that woman left the door to Hell open? 164 00:09:57,459 --> 00:09:58,775 Fat chance. 165 00:09:58,862 --> 00:10:01,003 She don't even leave the door to the refrigerator open 166 00:10:01,090 --> 00:10:02,639 'cause she's afraid the milk'll go bad. 167 00:10:02,726 --> 00:10:04,408 Of course, I just call it cottage cheese 168 00:10:04,495 --> 00:10:05,734 and toss it in the back. But that's me. 169 00:10:05,821 --> 00:10:07,681 I'm... I'm thrifty. 170 00:10:10,316 --> 00:10:13,193 - Bet your hand? - What? 171 00:10:13,609 --> 00:10:16,781 If you have that much faith your wife closed the portal, 172 00:10:17,032 --> 00:10:19,011 let me cut your hand off. 173 00:10:19,115 --> 00:10:23,483 If you're right about her, nothing will happen. 174 00:10:27,903 --> 00:10:31,174 What are you gonna do, stare it off? 175 00:10:32,796 --> 00:10:35,163 Ooh. 176 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:42,568 Didn't even flinch. 177 00:10:43,602 --> 00:10:46,366 I did pee-pee a little. 178 00:10:46,453 --> 00:10:49,667 Anyone so devoted to another person. 179 00:10:49,754 --> 00:10:51,966 You can never know Hell. 180 00:10:52,053 --> 00:10:57,990 You're just in your Hell, and Evie's in hers. 181 00:11:00,897 --> 00:11:02,509 Aah! 182 00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:07,689 Here's how you look to everyone here. 183 00:11:09,406 --> 00:11:13,593 Oh. Did you ever wonder why Evie killed you? 184 00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:16,271 I just figured... women. 185 00:11:16,358 --> 00:11:18,314 When you walk up to someone and say hello, 186 00:11:18,401 --> 00:11:22,453 they see this going, "Aah!" 187 00:11:22,792 --> 00:11:24,608 You're not Sheriff Miller here. 188 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:28,783 There's no one to bow and scrape when you tell them what to do. 189 00:11:29,277 --> 00:11:32,430 You're in your hell. 190 00:11:32,802 --> 00:11:33,892 How do I get out? 191 00:11:33,979 --> 00:11:36,419 Turn away from everything you believe in. 192 00:11:36,522 --> 00:11:39,621 Tear down everything you are, 193 00:11:39,868 --> 00:11:43,483 and you just might save yourself. 194 00:11:43,672 --> 00:11:45,476 You could have just said Opposite Day. 195 00:11:45,611 --> 00:11:47,777 We have Opposite Day. I know what Opposite Day is. 196 00:11:47,864 --> 00:11:49,848 I have my doubts! 197 00:11:50,060 --> 00:11:54,271 Thaddeus Eccles burns 172 people at the stake 198 00:11:54,358 --> 00:11:56,673 and then sends them to kill you. 199 00:11:56,812 --> 00:11:59,212 172 souls. 200 00:11:59,894 --> 00:12:02,367 You could free them all at once. 201 00:12:02,533 --> 00:12:06,898 You could end this curse in one fell swoop. 202 00:12:07,134 --> 00:12:09,119 I want to end it in one fell swoop. 203 00:12:09,216 --> 00:12:12,123 You could save yourself and your friend 204 00:12:12,591 --> 00:12:14,470 - if you're ready. - I'm ready. 205 00:12:14,557 --> 00:12:18,431 I have my doubts. 206 00:12:20,888 --> 00:12:24,105 Where would I put Evie Barret if she killed somebody? 207 00:12:24,272 --> 00:12:26,584 Not jail. 208 00:12:26,774 --> 00:12:30,690 The nuthouse. I'd ship her off to Danforth. 209 00:12:32,449 --> 00:12:34,640 Okay, Evelyn. We got five pills here. 210 00:12:34,727 --> 00:12:37,816 One's a sedative, and this one is an anti-psychotic. 211 00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:39,287 Well, what are the other three? 212 00:12:39,374 --> 00:12:40,886 Well, after you take the first two, 213 00:12:40,973 --> 00:12:42,519 you really won't care. 214 00:12:43,934 --> 00:12:46,978 Hey, uhh, Doc, when can I get out of these restraints? 215 00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:50,060 That's funny. That's funny. 216 00:12:50,147 --> 00:12:51,752 Humor is important. Uhh, look. 217 00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:53,891 Not until we know that you're not a danger 218 00:12:53,978 --> 00:12:55,313 to yourself or to others. 219 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:58,457 I'm... I'm not. I'm not a danger to anyone. 220 00:12:59,832 --> 00:13:03,010 That was not Stan. It was a demon. 221 00:13:03,097 --> 00:13:06,442 There are no such things as demons, Evelyn. 222 00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:08,484 Oh, excuse me. 223 00:13:14,491 --> 00:13:16,065 Hey, what's happening! 224 00:13:16,152 --> 00:13:18,193 Uhh... Nothing. 225 00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:21,457 Someone is, uhh, someone's having a birthday. 226 00:13:21,544 --> 00:13:24,461 Taylor! Go get 'em! 227 00:13:26,615 --> 00:13:28,346 He threw Terry! 228 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,286 Okay. Okay, let's... 229 00:13:30,373 --> 00:13:33,136 Let's just get you out of these restraints 230 00:13:33,223 --> 00:13:37,006 so we can make a break for it. Oh, oh! You! 231 00:13:58,973 --> 00:14:00,936 Oh, my God! 232 00:14:15,643 --> 00:14:16,935 This can't be happening. 233 00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:18,438 I have to get out of this outfit. 234 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:19,899 I probably look like I'm crazy. 235 00:14:19,986 --> 00:14:21,352 Once I get to Claire's library, 236 00:14:21,439 --> 00:14:22,532 everything's gonna be fine. 237 00:14:22,619 --> 00:14:23,672 Hello, little boy. 238 00:14:26,096 --> 00:14:28,511 Hey, coffee, am I right? 239 00:14:28,598 --> 00:14:31,208 Okay. This is gonna be a problem. 240 00:14:31,295 --> 00:14:32,567 Umm... 241 00:14:44,982 --> 00:14:47,944 Hey! You gotta pay for that! 242 00:14:53,088 --> 00:14:55,905 I... I... I never seen anything like it, man. 243 00:14:55,992 --> 00:14:58,042 You were right. It was a corpse. 244 00:14:58,129 --> 00:15:00,405 And no idea where Evie went. 245 00:15:00,772 --> 00:15:02,902 I wonder how she got outta here. 246 00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,635 Here. Take two of these. 247 00:15:09,722 --> 00:15:12,777 Oh, but I'm not... Just take the damn pills. 248 00:15:15,342 --> 00:15:17,374 Mm, there goes my erection. 249 00:15:28,891 --> 00:15:30,786 Look at you. 250 00:15:30,904 --> 00:15:33,431 Alone and unconnected. 251 00:15:34,528 --> 00:15:36,586 You are beat. 252 00:15:38,199 --> 00:15:40,018 I'll tell you what there, Mardi Gras. 253 00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:41,824 People aren't exactly dying to talk to you 254 00:15:41,911 --> 00:15:44,333 when you walk around looking like Frankenstein's asshole. 255 00:15:44,642 --> 00:15:47,251 Maybe it's time you stopped talking. 256 00:15:47,715 --> 00:15:50,203 Has it ever occurred to you that every idea 257 00:15:50,290 --> 00:15:51,548 you have is a bad one? 258 00:15:51,635 --> 00:15:54,564 - That nothing you do works? - Yes. 259 00:15:55,312 --> 00:15:58,195 Yes, it has, okay? 260 00:15:59,188 --> 00:16:01,797 I tried to save Claire. I failed. 261 00:16:01,884 --> 00:16:06,671 I'm trying to save Evie, and... I can't. 262 00:16:07,156 --> 00:16:09,615 Both times, you did it on your own. 263 00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,870 And both times, you failed. 264 00:16:12,504 --> 00:16:14,530 Why do you think I put you here? 265 00:16:15,221 --> 00:16:17,279 Good can't defeat evil. 266 00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:19,417 Not on its own. 267 00:16:19,742 --> 00:16:21,846 You want to defeat evil? 268 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:27,266 You gotta find a bigger evil and let a little in. 269 00:16:31,732 --> 00:16:35,585 Later, tater. Tater... 270 00:17:03,653 --> 00:17:05,236 Hello? 271 00:17:29,538 --> 00:17:32,033 - Denise, I can explain. - You're supposed to be in prison! 272 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:34,385 For the record, it was a mental institution, 273 00:17:34,472 --> 00:17:36,207 - thank you very much. - I'm not gonna let you kill me! 274 00:17:36,294 --> 00:17:38,229 I'm not gonna hurt you! 275 00:17:38,555 --> 00:17:40,997 - Scout's honor. - You're not even a real scout! 276 00:17:41,084 --> 00:17:43,608 That's... stolen valor! I'm calling the police! 277 00:17:43,703 --> 00:17:45,588 Denise, wait. 278 00:17:46,987 --> 00:17:48,631 Wait a minute. 279 00:17:49,464 --> 00:17:51,442 This can't be real. 280 00:17:51,833 --> 00:17:54,684 And if this isn't real, then that's 281 00:17:54,827 --> 00:17:58,362 not really Denise, so her feelings don't matter. 282 00:17:59,069 --> 00:18:00,841 Back to work. 283 00:18:04,703 --> 00:18:08,878 Oh, no. Fake Denise, are you okay? 284 00:18:29,364 --> 00:18:34,024 How many times do I have to kill you?! 285 00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:38,352 Ugh! 286 00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:41,098 All right. Let's say I cut your head off, huh? 287 00:18:41,233 --> 00:18:44,914 What happens then? I mean, you turn into Stan? 288 00:18:45,062 --> 00:18:47,484 Or does Stan turn into you? 289 00:19:11,543 --> 00:19:14,695 Are you in there? 290 00:19:15,109 --> 00:19:18,271 Say something so I know it's you. 291 00:19:25,729 --> 00:19:27,663 What? 292 00:19:34,370 --> 00:19:37,780 Okay. I gotcha. 293 00:19:37,867 --> 00:19:39,230 Wait! 294 00:19:39,866 --> 00:19:41,900 I have an idea. 295 00:19:42,638 --> 00:19:45,641 We'll go together. Right? 296 00:19:45,849 --> 00:19:48,025 No use going alone. 297 00:19:49,051 --> 00:19:50,377 Yeah. 298 00:19:50,592 --> 00:19:51,834 Okay, here we go. 299 00:19:51,921 --> 00:19:56,850 One, two, three! 300 00:20:03,003 --> 00:20:06,141 Oh! 301 00:20:06,228 --> 00:20:09,390 - It worked! - It did. 302 00:20:10,190 --> 00:20:11,487 I think it did. 303 00:20:11,574 --> 00:20:13,860 How did you figure that out? 304 00:20:13,947 --> 00:20:17,074 I didn't. I got it from you. 305 00:20:17,265 --> 00:20:20,698 Me? No, you didn't. I got it from you. 306 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:24,503 No. I looked in your eyes, and we... 307 00:20:28,257 --> 00:20:31,902 - Yeah. - Yeah. 308 00:20:32,197 --> 00:20:36,581 What do you know? It worked. 309 00:20:44,546 --> 00:20:46,998 "If you want to defeat evil, 310 00:20:47,768 --> 00:20:50,097 Find a bigger evil. 311 00:20:50,597 --> 00:20:53,195 And let a little in." 312 00:21:28,506 --> 00:21:30,942 Sync corrections by srjanapala 313 00:21:31,029 --> 00:21:33,149 Pudding. 22499

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