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BY THE WAY, THAT'S ME,
6'1", 46-INCH CHEST,
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16-INCH BICEPS,
28-INCH WAIST.
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A VERITABLE GOD...
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I WISH.
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OKAY, THAT'S ME.
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MICHAEL NOVOTNY,
THE SEMI-CUTE "BOY
NEXT DOOR" TYPE.
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29, 5'10", 140,
9-1/2 CUT; ALL RIGHT,
SO I EXAGGERATE,
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BUT LIKE, WHO'S TOLD
THE TRUTH SINCE THEY
INVENTED CYBERSEX?
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[ ?????? ]
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WHEN DID '70s NIGHT
BECOME '80s NIGHT?
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I REMEMBER
THIS SONG FROM
HIGH SCHOOL.
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TALK ABOUT
FEELING ANCIENT.
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SPEAK FOR YOUR-
SELF, HONEY, I
WAS A MERE CHILD.
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Michael: [ Narrating ]
THOSE ARE
MY TWO BUDDIES,
TED AND EMMETT.
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GIVE ME THOSE
DIVAS OF DISCO ANY
DAY. GLORIA GAYNOR.
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DONNA SUMMER.
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AND MISS ALISHA BRIDGES.
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?? I LOVE THE NIGHT LIFE ??
OH!
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All:
?? I LIKE TO BOOGIE ??
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?? ON THE DISCO FLOOR ??
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?? AH-H-H-H ??
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O-OH...
MY GOD.
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HAVE YOU EVER
SEEN ANYTHING
MORE BEAUTIFUL?
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VENICE,
AT SUNSET.
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FINE, YOU
GO DOWN THE
GRAND CANAL,
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I'LL GO
DOWN ON HIM.
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O-OH-H-H!
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Michael: [ Narrating ]
EMMETT CAN BE
A LITTLE CAMPY.
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OKAY, A LOT CAMPY.
BUT YOU GOT TO ADMIT,
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IT TAKES REAL GUTS
TO BE A QUEEN IN A WORLD
FULL OF COMMONERS.
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THE PROBLEM
WITH PERFECTION
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IS ITS INABILITY
TO RECOGNIZE
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ANYTHING LESS
PERFECT THAN ITSELF.
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IN OTHER WORDS,
YOU HIT ON HIM
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AND HE TURNED
YOU DOWN.
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YEAH.
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Michael: [ Narrating ]
TED'S THIS REALLY
SMART GUY AND HE'S
GOT A REALLY BIG HEART.
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ONLY, NOBODY HERE
IS INTERESTED IN THE
SIZE OF THAT ORGAN.
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WHY AM I WASTING MY TIME
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STARING AT A BUNCH OF
OVER-PUMPED PRINCESSES
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WITH IQs SMALLER
THAN THEIR WAIST...
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JESUS, LOOK
AT HIM.
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Michael: [ Narrating ]
LIKE I SAID, IT'S
ALL ABOUT SEX.
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EXCEPT WHEN
YOU'RE HAVING IT.
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AND THEN IT'S ALL
ABOUT, "WILL HE STAY?"
"WILL HE GO?"
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"HOW AM I DOING?"
"WHAT AM I DOING?"
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UNLESS, OF
COURSE, YOU'RE...
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BRIAN KINNEY.
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AND THEN IT'S, "WHO GIVES
A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK?
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YOU'RE LUCKY
TO HAVE ME."
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[ ?????? ]
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I'LL GET BRIAN.
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[ ?????? ]
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Two men:
[ Moans of
passion ]
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HEY, TODD,
HOW'S IT GOING?
FINE.
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[ ?????? ]
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WE NEED TO GO.
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WE WANT
TO EAT.
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I'M JUST GOING
TO GIVE HIM
MY NUMBER.
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WHAT'D YOU DO, WRITE
IT ON YOUR DICK?
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HOW LONG IS THIS
GOING TO TAKE?
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10 MINUTES, TOPS.
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[ Sigh ]
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[ Mixed chatter/
laughter ]
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HMM, BRUNO.
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LO-OVE YOUR OUTFIT.
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NOT EVERYONE CAN
WEAR TANGERINE.
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HOW LONG ARE WE
GOING TO WAIT?
I'VE GOT TO WORK
IN THE MORNING.
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WHO DOESN'T?
HE SAID HE'D
BE RIGHT OUT.
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YEAH, WE'VE ALL
HEARD THAT BEFORE.
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THIS IS SOME GREAT
SYSTEM HE'S GOT.
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HE GETS TO
PARTY ALL NIGHT
AND YOU DRIVE
HIM HOME.
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IT'S NO BIG
DEAL, OKAY?
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HMM. DON'T LOOK
NOW BUT, UH,
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SOMEBODY'S
WATCHING.
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OH, HIM. HE HAS
BEEN CRUISING
ME ALL NIGHT.
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HMM, PLAYING
HARD TO GET.
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I LOVE THAT
IN A MAN.
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NOT PLAYING, JUST
NOT INTERESTED.
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CHECK OUT THAT
BUBBLE BUTT.
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AND THAT BASKET.
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ENOUGH IN THERE FOR
THE BIG, BAD WOLF.
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WOULD YOU
QUIT STARING?
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THERE'S MORE
TO A GUY THAN
HIS COCK SIZE.
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HMM.
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Man:
LOOK AT THAT!
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OR HIS PERFECTLY
SHAPED ASS.
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WHICH IS WHY
YOU READ ALL
THOSE COMIC BOOKS
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WITH THOSE SUPER-
HEROES IN THEIR
LITTLE TIGHTS...
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FOR THE PLOT.
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I TOLD YOU,
I AM NOT INTERESTED.
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MAYBE JUST FOR ONCE
YOU SHOULD BE.
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SHOW A CERTAIN
SOMEONE
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HE'S NOT THE ONLY ONE
WHO CAN SCORE.
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[ ?????? ]
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?? I'VE GOT A DEEPER LOVE
DEEPER LOVE ??
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?? I'VE GOT A DEEPER LOVE
DEEP DEEPER LOVE ??
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?? I'VE GOT A DEEPER LOVE
DEEP DEEPER LOVE ??
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?? I'VE GOT A DEEPER LOVE
DEEP DEEPER LOVE ??
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[ ?????? ]
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'SCUSE ME.
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UH, COULD YOU
TELL ME, LIKE,
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WHERE'S A GOOD
PLACE TO GO?
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DEPENDS
WHAT YOU'RE
LOOKING FOR.
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YOU WANT
TWINKIES,
GO TO BOYTOY.
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YOU WANT LEATHER,
GO TO THE MEATHOOK.
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IF YOU WANT SNOTTY,
CONCEITED ASSHOLES
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WHO THINK THEY'RE
BETTER THAN EVERYBODY
ELSE, TRY PISTOL.
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IT'S KIND OF
LATE TO BE OUT,
THOUGH, ISN'T IT?
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ESPECIALLY ON
A SCHOOL NIGHT.
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WHY DON'T YOU
COME HOME WITH
ME, HMM?
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NO THANKS.
HUH!
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GO ON HOME
TO YOUR MOMMY.
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GO ON.
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[ Mixed chatter ]
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THAT WAS QUICK.
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WELL, WHEN YOU'VE
HAD AS MUCH PRAC-
TICE AS HE'S HAD...
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I GOT BORED.
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I KNOW. GETTING
YOUR DICK SUCKED
CAN BESOTEDIOUS.
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WELL, HE LOOKED
PRETTY HOT TO ME.
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Brian:
ANYBODY WOULD
LOOK HOT TO YOU.
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[ ?????? ]
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Michael: [ Narrating ]
AND THAT'S WHEN IT HAPPENED.
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WHENHECAME ALONG.
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[ ?????? ]
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HOW'S IT GOING?
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HAD A
BUSY NIGHT?
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JUST, UH, CHECK-
ING OUT THE
BARS, YOU KNOW?
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BOYTOY,
MEATHOOK.
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THE MEATHOOK.
REALLY?
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SO YOU'RE
INTO LEATHER?
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SURE.
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WHERE
YOU HEADED?
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NO PLACE SPECIAL.
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I CAN CHANGE THAT.
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HEY!
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HEY! WHAT
ABOUT US?
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YOU CAN RIDE
WITH TED.
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THANKS A LOT.
ASSHOLE!
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WELL, IF IT ISN'T
MISS RIDING HOOD
AND HER BIG BASKET.
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Michael:
FIND SOMEONE ELSE
TO STALK, I'M
NOT INTERESTED.
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GO HOME.
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COMING IN?
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HUH?
OH, YEAH.
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SHUT THE DOOR.
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THIS IS A...
REALLY NICE PLACE.
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00:10:05,451 --> 00:10:07,954
I LIKE YOUR KITCHEN.
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00:10:07,954 --> 00:10:10,456
DO YOU LIKE SPECIAL K?
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IT'S OKAY.
I LIKE CHEERIOS BETTER.
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00:10:15,962 --> 00:10:18,965
I DON'T MEAN THE KIND
YOU EAT WITH BANANAS.
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MY DISCO-PHARMACOLOGIST
COOKS THIS UP FOR ME.
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I'M REALLY ALLERGIC
TO A LOT OF DRUGS.
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THE DOCTOR
GAVE ME
PENICILLIN ONCE,
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NEARLY KILLED ME.
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00:10:28,975 --> 00:10:30,476
AND...
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00:10:30,476 --> 00:10:31,978
TYLENOL.
TYLENOL?
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NO ONE'S ALLERGIC TO
TYLENOL. TYLENOL'S
WHAT THEY GIVE YOU
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WHEN YOU'RE ALLERGIC
TO EVERYTHING ELSE.
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OH.
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WELL, UH, CODEINE.
CODEINE'S THE WORST.
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LIKE,
I GET DIARRHEA
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AND START VOMITING
UNCONTROLLABLY
AT THE SAME TIME.
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WELL, WE'LL MAKE SURE
AND KEEP THAT ONE
ON THE TOP SHELF.
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OUT OF REACH.
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00:10:58,400 --> 00:10:59,505
SO, ARE YOU
COMING OR GOING?
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?? BOY ??
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00:11:01,507 --> 00:11:03,509
OR COMING AND THEN GOING?
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00:11:04,510 --> 00:11:06,512
OR COMING
AND STAYING?
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00:11:06,512 --> 00:11:08,140
?? BOY ??
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00:11:08,514 --> 00:11:14,520
[ ?????? ]
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?? MAN ??
?? MAN ??
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?? BOY ??
?? BOY ??
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?? MAN ??
?? MAN ??
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?? TOY ??
?? BOY ??
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?? MAN ??
?? MAN ??
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?? BOY ??
?? BOY ??
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?? MAN ??
?? MAN ??
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?? TOY ??
?? BOY ??
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?? TURN AROUND ??
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?
?? STAND UP LIKE A MAN
AND LOOK ME IN THE EYE ?
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?? TURN AROUND ??
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?? TAKE ONE FINAL LOOK AT
WHAT YOU'VE LEFT BEHIND ??
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[ Gasp ]
?? THEN WALK AWAY ??
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?? FROM THE GREATEST LOVER
YOU HAVE EVER KNOWN ??
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?? YES WALK AWAY ??
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00:12:01,670 --> 00:12:03,569
?? YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT
YOU CAN MAKE IT ON YOUR OWN ??
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00:12:03,569 --> 00:12:06,720
?? BY YOURSELF ALL ALONE
WITHOUT MY HELP ??
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00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:09,750
?? MISTER, YOU JUST
MADE A BIG MISTAKE ??
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00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:12,578
?? YOU THINK YOU'RE A MAN
BUT YOU'RE ONLY A BOY ??
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00:12:12,578 --> 00:12:16,582
?? YOU THINK YOU'RE A MAN,
YOU ARE ONLY A TOY ??
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00:12:17,830 --> 00:12:20,860
?? YOU THINK YOU'RE A MAN
BUT YOU JUST COULDN'T SEE... ??
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THANK YOU
FOR THE LIFT.
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SEE YA. BYE.
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00:12:36,102 --> 00:12:38,104
Emmett:
OH MY GOD,
LOOK.
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HE MUST HAVE
FOLLOWED US.
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CHRIST, THAT'S
JUST WHAT I NEED.
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Emmett:
HONEY, IT'S WHAT
WE ALL NEED.
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00:12:45,111 --> 00:12:47,613
HEY! WHEN WAS
THE LAST TIME
YOU GOT LAID?
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MY POINT EXACTLY.
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00:12:49,115 --> 00:12:51,117
IF YOU CAN'T
REMEMBER, THEN
IT'S TIME.
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00:12:51,617 --> 00:12:53,119
NOW, WHERE ARE
YOUR MANNERS?
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GO, UH, GO INVITE
THE GENTLEMAN IN
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WHILE I MAKE
SURE NONE OF MY
FINE WASHABLES
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ARE HANGING
IN THE TUB.
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[ Breathing Heavily ]
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[ Moaning ]
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DON'T COME YET.
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HAH, I'LL TRY.
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[ Panting ]
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STOP.
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[ Sighing ]
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00:13:38,164 --> 00:13:40,666
SO, WHAT DO
YOU LIKE TO DO?
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DO?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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WATCH TV,
PLAY TOMB RAIDER.
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[ Chuckling ]
I MEAN IN BED.
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OH.
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00:13:53,679 --> 00:13:55,181
THIS IS FINE.
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00:13:56,682 --> 00:14:00,186
ARE YOU A TOP
OR A BOTTOM?
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TOP...
AND BOTTOM.
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00:14:06,192 --> 00:14:08,194
OH, YOU'RE
VERSATILE, THEN.
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AND AMBIDEXTROUS...
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00:14:09,695 --> 00:14:11,697
WHICH WAS REALLY
CONFUSING AT FIRST
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'CAUSE I COULD NEVER
FIGURE OUT WHICH
HAND TO THROW WITH.
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00:14:15,701 --> 00:14:17,203
DO YOU LIKE TO RIM?
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SURE. I LOVE IT.
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GREAT.
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GO TO IT.
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00:14:26,712 --> 00:14:28,214
WELL?
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00:14:28,214 --> 00:14:31,217
UM, WHAT EXACTLY
DO YOU MEAN?
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[ Ringing of telephone ]
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00:14:35,721 --> 00:14:37,223
YEAH?
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00:14:37,223 --> 00:14:39,725
WHAT?
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00:14:39,725 --> 00:14:40,226
[ Gasping ]
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00:14:40,726 --> 00:14:41,727
WHEN?
236
00:14:41,727 --> 00:14:44,230
ARE YOU
KIDDING ME?
237
00:14:44,230 --> 00:14:47,233
NO, OF COURSE
YOU'RE NOT
KIDDING ME. WHEN
DID IT HAPPEN?
238
00:14:47,233 --> 00:14:49,735
WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME?
239
00:14:49,735 --> 00:14:52,238
WELL, OF COURSE
I WAS OUT.
240
00:14:52,238 --> 00:14:54,740
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
241
00:14:54,740 --> 00:14:56,242
[ Gasp of climax ]
SHIT!
242
00:14:56,242 --> 00:14:58,244
JESUS CHRIST!
I TOLD YOU
NOT TO.
243
00:14:58,744 --> 00:15:00,246
I TRIED.
I'M SORRY.
244
00:15:00,246 --> 00:15:01,747
ALL OVER MY NEW DUVET.
I TRIED.
245
00:15:01,747 --> 00:15:04,250
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
246
00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:06,252
IT'LL WASH OUT,
WON'T IT?
247
00:15:06,252 --> 00:15:08,254
I MEAN, YOU
SHOULD SEE MY
SHEETS AT HOME.
248
00:15:08,254 --> 00:15:10,756
JUST SOME KID.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN?
249
00:15:10,756 --> 00:15:13,259
JUSTIN.
JUSTIN.
250
00:15:14,260 --> 00:15:15,761
I'LL BE
RIGHT THERE.
251
00:15:21,267 --> 00:15:24,270
OOH, DON'T
MIND ME.
252
00:15:24,270 --> 00:15:25,771
JUST, UH,
CAN'T SLEEP
253
00:15:25,771 --> 00:15:27,773
WITHOUT MY MILK
AND OREOS.
254
00:15:27,773 --> 00:15:29,775
THAT'S MY FRIEND EMMETT.
HE'S STAYING WITH ME
TEMPORARILY
255
00:15:29,775 --> 00:15:31,777
SINCE THE HOOKER
WHO LIVED DOWN
THE HALL FROM HIM
256
00:15:31,777 --> 00:15:34,780
BURNED HIS APART-
MENT BUILDING
DOWN TWO YEARS AGO.
257
00:15:35,281 --> 00:15:37,783
TWO YEARS IS
A LONG TIME TO
BE TEMPORARY.
258
00:15:37,783 --> 00:15:40,286
AND YET IT
HASN'T INTERFERED
WITH MY LOVE LIFE.
259
00:15:40,286 --> 00:15:43,289
WHICH, I SUPPOSE,
SAYS A LOT ABOUT
MY LOVE LIFE.
260
00:15:43,289 --> 00:15:46,792
DO YOU MIND IF
WE SKIP THE BACK
STORY AND CUT
TO THE CHASE?
261
00:15:46,792 --> 00:15:48,294
IT'S ALMOST 2:00
IN THE MORNING.
262
00:15:53,799 --> 00:15:55,301
YOU HAVE A
GREAT ASS.
263
00:15:56,302 --> 00:15:57,803
OH YEAH?
264
00:16:00,306 --> 00:16:02,308
SO DO YOU,
IT'S REALLY...
265
00:16:08,314 --> 00:16:10,316
FIRM.
266
00:16:10,316 --> 00:16:11,817
IT'S CALLED
"THE BUTT".
267
00:16:11,817 --> 00:16:13,319
I GOT IT IN
A CATALOGUE.
268
00:16:13,319 --> 00:16:14,320
[ Ringing of telephone ]
269
00:16:19,325 --> 00:16:20,826
PARTS DEPARTMENT.
270
00:16:20,826 --> 00:16:22,828
MELANIE CALLED.
IT'S HAPPENED.
271
00:16:22,828 --> 00:16:24,330
WHAT? OH MY GOD! WHEN?
272
00:16:24,330 --> 00:16:26,332
Brian: [ On telephone ]
I don't know, I had my
damn cell phone off.
273
00:16:26,332 --> 00:16:27,833
I'M PICKING YOU
UP IN TWO MINUTES.
274
00:16:28,334 --> 00:16:31,837
NOW? I...
KIND OF GOT
MY HANDS FULL.
275
00:16:32,838 --> 00:16:34,840
"THE BULGE".
276
00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:36,842
YOU ORDER BOTH,
YOU GET A DISCOUNT.
277
00:16:37,343 --> 00:16:38,344
WHO'S THAT?
278
00:16:38,344 --> 00:16:39,345
UH, NO ONE.
279
00:16:39,845 --> 00:16:41,847
MIKEY, YOU'VE GOT
SOMEONE THERE WITH YOU.
280
00:16:41,847 --> 00:16:43,849
I can't believe it.
281
00:16:43,849 --> 00:16:44,850
YOU SHOULD
ONLY BE HERE.
282
00:16:44,850 --> 00:16:46,352
Forget about it,
don't let me bother you.
283
00:16:46,352 --> 00:16:48,354
FUCK THE SHIT
OUT OF HIM.
284
00:16:48,354 --> 00:16:49,855
NO, WAIT. PICK ME
UP. I-I'M READY.
285
00:16:49,855 --> 00:16:50,856
NOW.
286
00:16:52,858 --> 00:16:54,360
WE GOING TO
DO THIS OR NOT?
287
00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:56,862
I AM REALLY,
REALLY SORRY.
288
00:16:56,862 --> 00:16:58,364
UM, A FRIEND OF
MINE NEEDS ME.
289
00:16:58,864 --> 00:16:59,865
IT'S AN EMERGENCY.
290
00:17:00,366 --> 00:17:02,368
SHIT. AFTER
ALL THAT?
I KNOW.
291
00:17:02,368 --> 00:17:03,369
I PROMISE
WE'LL RESCHEDULE.
292
00:17:03,369 --> 00:17:04,870
NO "IFS",
"ANDS" OR...
293
00:17:09,375 --> 00:17:10,876
WHAT'S GOING ON?
EVERYTHING.
294
00:17:11,377 --> 00:17:12,878
COME ON, GET UP.
YOU GOTTA GO.
295
00:17:12,878 --> 00:17:14,380
WHERE?
HOME.
296
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:16,382
I CAN'T GO
HOME NOW. MY...
297
00:17:16,382 --> 00:17:17,383
MY PARENTS THINK
I'M STAYING AT
A FRIEND'S.
298
00:17:17,383 --> 00:17:18,884
YOU LIVE WITH
YOUR PARENTS?
299
00:17:18,884 --> 00:17:20,386
WELL, I'M STILL
IN SCHOOL.
300
00:17:20,386 --> 00:17:22,388
I MEAN, COLLEGE.
301
00:17:22,888 --> 00:17:24,890
WHAT YEAR
ARE YOU IN?
JUNIOR.
302
00:17:24,890 --> 00:17:27,893
SOPHOMORE. BETWEEN
MY JUNIOR AND
SOPHOMORE YEAR.
303
00:17:27,893 --> 00:17:28,894
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
304
00:17:29,395 --> 00:17:30,396
21.
305
00:17:32,398 --> 00:17:33,899
WHAT YEAR WERE YOU BORN?
306
00:17:33,899 --> 00:17:36,402
1979.
307
00:17:36,402 --> 00:17:38,404
BULLSHIT. YOU HAD
TO THINK BEFORE
YOU ANSWERED THAT.
308
00:17:38,404 --> 00:17:39,905
HOW OLD ARE YOU REALLY?
309
00:17:40,906 --> 00:17:43,909
20.
310
00:17:44,910 --> 00:17:47,913
19.
311
00:17:49,415 --> 00:17:50,416
18.
312
00:17:50,416 --> 00:17:53,419
WELL WHAT IS THIS,
A MISSILE LAUNCH?
313
00:17:53,419 --> 00:17:53,919
17.
314
00:17:53,919 --> 00:17:55,421
[ Sigh ]
315
00:17:55,421 --> 00:17:58,424
WHAT IS WITH
KIDS TODAY?
316
00:17:58,424 --> 00:18:00,926
WE JUST WANT TO
GET LAID LIKE
EVERYBODY ELSE.
317
00:18:01,427 --> 00:18:03,429
HAVE YOU EVER
BEEN WITH
ANYONE BEFORE?
318
00:18:03,429 --> 00:18:05,431
SURE.
319
00:18:05,431 --> 00:18:07,933
WELL, NOT
EXACTLY.
320
00:18:09,435 --> 00:18:10,936
THIS IS SORT OF MY FIRST.
321
00:18:12,438 --> 00:18:14,440
I FIGURED.
322
00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:15,941
KIND OF YOUNG,
AREN'T YOU?
323
00:18:17,943 --> 00:18:20,446
WELL, I WAS 14
MY FIRST TIME.
324
00:18:20,446 --> 00:18:21,447
THAT'S REALLY YOUNG.
325
00:18:21,447 --> 00:18:22,448
WITH MY GYM TEACHER.
326
00:18:22,448 --> 00:18:24,950
I BET HE WAS
SOME OLD PERV.
327
00:18:24,950 --> 00:18:27,953
THAT OLD PERV WAS
PROBABLY THE SAME
AGE THAT I AM NOW.
328
00:18:29,955 --> 00:18:31,457
IT WAS AFTER
SCHOOL IN THE
LOCKER ROOMS.
329
00:18:32,958 --> 00:18:34,460
HE WAS TAKING A SHOWER.
330
00:18:34,460 --> 00:18:35,961
I WENT BACK
FOR SOMETHING.
331
00:18:36,462 --> 00:18:38,464
A BOOK, MY JOCKSTRAP,
332
00:18:38,964 --> 00:18:39,965
I DON'T REMEMBER.
333
00:18:41,967 --> 00:18:44,970
ANYWAY, THERE
HE WAS ALL NAKED
SOAPING HIMSELF.
334
00:18:44,970 --> 00:18:46,972
HE SAW
ME THERE,
335
00:18:46,972 --> 00:18:48,974
A BIG BONER
UNDER MY CHINOS.
336
00:18:51,977 --> 00:18:53,979
SHIT. I WALKED RIGHT
INTO THE SHOWERS
337
00:18:53,979 --> 00:18:55,481
WITH ALL MY CLOTHES ON.
338
00:18:55,481 --> 00:18:56,482
[ Snort ]
NO.
339
00:18:56,482 --> 00:18:57,983
GOT DOWN ON MY KNEES
340
00:18:57,983 --> 00:18:59,485
AND SUCKED HIM
OFF RIGHT THERE.
341
00:18:59,485 --> 00:19:00,986
HE LET YOU?
342
00:19:00,986 --> 00:19:02,488
LET ME?
343
00:19:03,989 --> 00:19:04,990
HE LOVED IT.
344
00:19:05,991 --> 00:19:07,993
I BET YOU WERE SCARED.
345
00:19:08,494 --> 00:19:11,497
WELL, I GUESS WE'RE
ALL A LITTLE SCARED
OUR FIRST TIME.
346
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:19,505
BUT I DON'T
REMEMBER ANY MORE.
347
00:19:24,510 --> 00:19:26,512
[ Honking of car horn ]
348
00:19:26,512 --> 00:19:28,514
[ Squealing of tires ]
349
00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:35,521
YOU BROUGHT HIM?
350
00:19:36,210 --> 00:19:37,523
HE'S GOT NO-
WHERE TO GO.
351
00:19:37,523 --> 00:19:39,240
GET IN.
352
00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:41,527
Michael:
JEEZ!
353
00:19:42,270 --> 00:19:54,540
[ ?????? ]
354
00:20:06,552 --> 00:20:08,554
OH, MY GOD.
355
00:20:08,554 --> 00:20:10,550
SAY HELLO
TO YOUR SON.
356
00:20:10,550 --> 00:20:13,580
[ Cooing of baby ]
357
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,600
WELL, GO ON.
358
00:20:22,568 --> 00:20:24,690
WHEN DID
IT START?
359
00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:26,710
AROUND 7:00.
360
00:20:26,710 --> 00:20:28,574
SIX HOURS LATER,
THERE HE WAS.
361
00:20:28,574 --> 00:20:30,576
OH, I WISH I COULD
HAVE BEEN HERE.
362
00:20:30,576 --> 00:20:32,578
HOW OFTEN DO I
GET TO SEE SNATCH?
363
00:20:34,580 --> 00:20:36,810
LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU.
364
00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:39,585
I GUESS HE MUST
BE MINE THEN.
365
00:20:39,585 --> 00:20:42,870
WANT TO HOLD HIM?
366
00:20:44,890 --> 00:20:45,591
OKAY, CAREFUL.
DON'T DROP HIM.
367
00:20:45,591 --> 00:20:48,594
THAT'S JUST WHAT
I WAS PLANNING
ON DOING.
368
00:20:48,594 --> 00:20:51,960
[ Crying of baby ]
369
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:52,598
WE'VE BEEN
THINKING OF NAMES.
370
00:20:52,598 --> 00:20:55,100
MEL WANTS TO CALL
HIM ABRAHAM AFTER
HER GRANDFATHER,
371
00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:57,603
BUT I LIKE GUS.
372
00:21:00,606 --> 00:21:02,107
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
373
00:21:04,610 --> 00:21:08,614
YOU WOULDN'T SURVIVE
A DAY AT SCHOOL
BEING NAMED ABRAHAM.
374
00:21:08,614 --> 00:21:10,115
BUT I GUESS
GUS IS OKAY.
375
00:21:10,115 --> 00:21:13,118
HAH, THANK YOU
VERY MUCH, AND WHO
THE HELL ARE YOU?
376
00:21:13,118 --> 00:21:14,119
HIS NAME'S J...
377
00:21:15,621 --> 00:21:17,623
JUSTIN.
378
00:21:17,623 --> 00:21:19,625
YOU WERE ON THE
PHONE WHEN HE SHOT
HIS LOAD ALL OVER ME.
379
00:21:19,625 --> 00:21:22,628
[ Groans of disgust ]
380
00:21:23,128 --> 00:21:23,629
OH, BRIAN!
381
00:21:24,129 --> 00:21:25,631
Brian:
HE CAN'T
HELP IT.
382
00:21:25,631 --> 00:21:27,633
HE'S ONLY 17.
383
00:21:27,633 --> 00:21:30,636
SO, YOU AND
LINDSAY EACH HAD
AN INFANT TONIGHT.
384
00:21:30,636 --> 00:21:33,138
YEAH, BUT MINE DOESN'T
SUCK ON MY TITS.
385
00:21:33,138 --> 00:21:35,641
NOT UNLESS I WANT HIM TO.
386
00:21:36,642 --> 00:21:39,645
"GUS". IT'S A
GOOD BUTCH NAME.
387
00:21:40,145 --> 00:21:41,647
COME ON, GUS,
388
00:21:41,647 --> 00:21:44,149
GIVE YOUR DADDY A SMILE.
389
00:21:44,149 --> 00:21:45,651
[ Clicking of camera ]
390
00:21:45,651 --> 00:21:47,653
[ Crying of baby ]
391
00:21:57,162 --> 00:21:59,665
Michael:
IT'S DISGUSTING,
ALL THOSE LESBIANS
392
00:21:59,665 --> 00:22:02,167
FAWNING OVER HIM AND
MAKING GOO-GOO TALK.
393
00:22:02,167 --> 00:22:04,670
THAT'S WHAT WOMEN
DO OVER BABIES.
394
00:22:07,172 --> 00:22:09,675
WHO'S TALKING
ABOUT THE BABY?
I MEAN JUSTIN.
395
00:22:14,179 --> 00:22:16,682
IT'S KIND OF
WEIRD, YOU
HAVING A KID.
396
00:22:18,183 --> 00:22:20,686
STILL, IT'S EXCITING,
ISN'T IT?
397
00:22:20,686 --> 00:22:24,690
WHAT? HAVING SOME
WRINKLED LITTLE TIME-
CLOCK TICKING AWAY?
398
00:22:24,690 --> 00:22:27,192
REMINDING YOU THAT
YOU'RE GETTING OLDER
BY THE MINUTE.
399
00:22:27,192 --> 00:22:29,194
BY THE SECOND?
400
00:22:29,194 --> 00:22:32,197
KEEP THINKING LIKE THAT
YOU'RE GOING TO END
UP PREMATURELY GRE-EY.
401
00:22:32,197 --> 00:22:34,700
OH, I THINK
I SEE ONE.
402
00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:36,702
OW!
403
00:22:40,706 --> 00:22:42,708
WHY DIDN'T SOMEBODY
TRY AND STOP ME?
404
00:22:42,708 --> 00:22:44,710
HELLO?
SOMEBODY DID.
405
00:22:44,710 --> 00:22:46,712
BUT YOU WOULDN'T
LISTEN. YOU HAD
TO LET LINDSAY
406
00:22:46,712 --> 00:22:48,714
FILL YOUR HEAD
WITH ALL HER
BULLSHIT FLATTERY.
407
00:22:48,714 --> 00:22:51,216
"OH, BRIAN,
YOU'RE SO
GOOD LOOKING.
408
00:22:51,216 --> 00:22:54,720
OH, OH, BRIAN,
Y-Y-YOU'RE
SO SMART.
409
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,221
OH, OH, YOU'VE
GOT SUCH GREAT
GENES, BRIAN,
410
00:22:56,221 --> 00:22:57,222
AND I DON'T MEAN
YOUR 501s."
411
00:23:00,726 --> 00:23:03,729
AND NOW YOU'RE
STUCK WITH A KID.
412
00:23:03,729 --> 00:23:05,230
FOR LIFE.
413
00:23:10,736 --> 00:23:13,238
WELL THERE
IS ALWAYS ONE
SOLUTION.
414
00:23:20,245 --> 00:23:22,247
I COULD END IT
ALL RIGHT NOW.
415
00:23:22,247 --> 00:23:24,750
OH, THAT'D BE DRAMATIC.
416
00:23:24,750 --> 00:23:28,253
JUST LIKE "ER",
BIRTH AND DEATH IN
THE SAME EPISODE.
417
00:23:28,253 --> 00:23:30,756
NOW GET DOWN!
418
00:23:30,756 --> 00:23:32,257
WELL, YOU'LL HAVE
TO COME GET ME...
419
00:23:32,257 --> 00:23:34,259
I'M SERIOUS.
STOP CLOWNING.
420
00:23:34,259 --> 00:23:35,260
OR I'LL JUMP!
421
00:23:35,260 --> 00:23:38,764
?? I CAN FEEL MY
SOUL ASCENDING ??
422
00:23:38,764 --> 00:23:41,266
?? I'M ON MY WAY ??
423
00:23:41,266 --> 00:23:43,769
?? CAN'T STOP ME NOW ??
424
00:23:43,769 --> 00:23:45,771
?? AND YOU CAN
DO THE SAME ??
425
00:23:45,771 --> 00:23:48,273
?? YEAH ??
426
00:23:48,273 --> 00:23:50,275
?? WHAT HAVE
YOU DONE TODAY ??
427
00:23:50,776 --> 00:23:54,279
?? TO MAKE YOU
FEEL PROUD ??
428
00:23:54,780 --> 00:23:58,784
?? IT'S NEVER TOO
LATE TO TRY... ??
429
00:23:58,784 --> 00:24:01,787
COME ON, MIKEY,
LET'S FLY.
430
00:24:01,787 --> 00:24:03,789
LIKE IN ALL
THOSE COMIC BOOKS.
431
00:24:08,293 --> 00:24:10,295
I'M SUPERMAN.
432
00:24:11,797 --> 00:24:13,298
I'LL SHOW
YOU THE WORLD.
433
00:24:13,799 --> 00:24:16,301
WHY AM I ALWAYS
LOIS LANE?
434
00:24:16,301 --> 00:24:18,804
??
?? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TODAY
435
00:24:18,804 --> 00:24:21,306
?? TO MAKE YOU FEEL PROUD ??
436
00:24:21,306 --> 00:24:32,317
[ ?????? ]
437
00:24:32,317 --> 00:24:35,320
?? STILL SO MANY ANSWERS ??
438
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:36,321
?? I DON'T KNOW... ??
439
00:24:36,822 --> 00:24:38,323
CONGRATULATIONS...
440
00:24:40,826 --> 00:24:42,327
DAD.
441
00:24:42,327 --> 00:24:44,830
?? ...REALIZE THAT
TO QUESTION ??
442
00:24:44,830 --> 00:24:48,333
?? IS HOW WE GROW ??
443
00:24:48,333 --> 00:24:50,836
?? TO QUESTION
IS TO GROW ??
444
00:24:50,836 --> 00:24:55,841
?? SO I STEP OUT
OF THE ORDINARY ??
445
00:24:55,841 --> 00:24:58,343
?? I CAN FEEL MY
SOUL ASCENDING ??
446
00:24:59,845 --> 00:25:01,847
SORRY.
447
00:25:03,849 --> 00:25:05,350
HONESTLY.
448
00:25:05,350 --> 00:25:06,852
FUCKED HIM.
449
00:25:06,852 --> 00:25:08,353
YOU DID NOT,
YOU LOOKED AT HIM.
450
00:25:08,353 --> 00:25:09,354
THAT MAY
APPEAR TO BE
WHAT HAPPENED,
451
00:25:09,354 --> 00:25:10,856
BUT WE DID
IT ALL.
452
00:25:10,856 --> 00:25:12,858
OH YEAH, AND
HOW WAS HE?
453
00:25:12,858 --> 00:25:14,359
FABULOUS.
454
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:15,861
WANT ONE?
NO.
455
00:25:15,861 --> 00:25:17,362
MORE FOR ME.
456
00:25:19,364 --> 00:25:21,366
LISTEN, YOU'RE
GOING TO GO
SAY GOODNIGHT
TO LINDSAY,
457
00:25:21,366 --> 00:25:23,869
YOU'RE GOING
TO GO HOME,
GO TO BED
458
00:25:23,869 --> 00:25:28,373
AND GET UP AND
GO TO WORK FOR
THE NEXT 20 YEARS
TO SUPPORT YOUR KID.
459
00:25:28,373 --> 00:25:29,875
Woman:
YOU SEE THIS
LINE, HOW
DEEP IT IS?
460
00:25:29,875 --> 00:25:31,877
THAT MEANS YOU'RE
VERY CREATIVE.
461
00:25:31,877 --> 00:25:34,379
THAT'S TRUE. I WANT
TO BE A CARTOONIST OR
A COMPUTER ANIMATOR.
462
00:25:34,379 --> 00:25:37,382
IT'S FAR TOO
LESBIANIC OUT HERE
FOR A YOUNG BOY.
463
00:25:37,382 --> 00:25:38,884
OUT.
464
00:25:38,884 --> 00:25:40,886
I'LL MEET
YOU OUT FRONT.
465
00:25:44,890 --> 00:25:46,892
Nurse:
I'M SORRY, SIR,
YOU'LL HAVE TO
COME BACK TOMORROW.
466
00:25:46,892 --> 00:25:48,393
THE MOTHER
NEEDS HER REST.
467
00:25:48,393 --> 00:25:49,394
AND SO DOES THE FATHER.
468
00:25:49,394 --> 00:25:51,396
IT'S OKAY, NURSE.
469
00:25:54,900 --> 00:25:57,402
SWEET DREAMS,
SONNY BOY.
470
00:25:57,402 --> 00:25:59,905
FIRST NIGHT
ON EARTH.
471
00:26:01,406 --> 00:26:02,908
HON, COULD YOU
GET ME SOME ICE
472
00:26:02,908 --> 00:26:04,409
AND MAYBE SOME-
THING FIZZY?
473
00:26:04,409 --> 00:26:06,411
HOW ABOUT
SOME GINGER ALE?
474
00:26:12,417 --> 00:26:13,919
UH, ANYTHING FOR YOU?
475
00:26:13,919 --> 00:26:16,421
UH, IF YOU SEE
ANY AMYL NITRATE
LAYING AROUND.
476
00:26:24,429 --> 00:26:25,931
ALONE AT LAST.
477
00:26:25,931 --> 00:26:27,432
CAREFUL.
478
00:26:29,434 --> 00:26:32,437
WELL, HERE
WE ARE.
479
00:26:33,939 --> 00:26:36,441
MA AND PA.
480
00:26:36,441 --> 00:26:37,943
[ Crying ]
481
00:26:37,943 --> 00:26:39,444
HEY.
482
00:26:42,447 --> 00:26:44,950
DON'T MIND ME,
483
00:26:45,450 --> 00:26:48,453
JUST FEELING
A LITTLE...
VULNERABLE.
484
00:26:51,456 --> 00:26:54,960
[ Laughing ]
485
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:57,462
I PROMISE
NOT TO TELL.
486
00:26:57,462 --> 00:26:59,464
WHO WOULD
HAVE THOUGHT?
487
00:26:59,464 --> 00:27:00,966
YOU AND ME.
488
00:27:00,966 --> 00:27:03,468
PARENTS.
489
00:27:04,469 --> 00:27:06,972
IT'S PRETTY
SCARY, BOYS
AND GIRLS.
490
00:27:08,473 --> 00:27:10,475
THINK IT'S
TOO LATE TO
RETURN IT?
491
00:27:10,475 --> 00:27:12,477
WE COULD TRY.
492
00:27:13,478 --> 00:27:16,481
OHH.
493
00:27:16,481 --> 00:27:19,484
I GUESS THIS MEANS
WE'RE FINALLY GROWN-UPS.
494
00:27:19,484 --> 00:27:20,986
"DON'T SAY
THAT, WENDY,
495
00:27:20,986 --> 00:27:21,987
WE'LL NEVER
GROW UP."
496
00:27:22,487 --> 00:27:24,489
DON'T BE SCARED.
497
00:27:24,489 --> 00:27:26,992
HELL, IF OUR
PARENTS COULD
FUCK UP, SO CAN WE.
498
00:27:30,495 --> 00:27:31,997
[ Sighing ]
499
00:27:31,997 --> 00:27:33,498
I DON'T WANT
YOU TO WORRY.
500
00:27:33,498 --> 00:27:35,500
ABOUT MONEY,
I MEAN.
501
00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:36,501
IF YOU NEED
ANYTHING...
502
00:27:36,501 --> 00:27:39,504
NO, WE'LL
BE ALL RIGHT.
503
00:27:39,504 --> 00:27:41,600
BUT THANKS.
504
00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:48,513
I WOULD'VE FUCKED
YOU, YOU KNOW?
505
00:27:48,513 --> 00:27:50,515
OH!
506
00:27:50,515 --> 00:27:53,180
IF I WASN'T AFRAID
YOUR LOVER'D BEAT
THE SHIT OUT OF ME.
507
00:27:53,180 --> 00:27:54,190
STOP.
508
00:27:54,519 --> 00:27:55,520
I MEAN IT.
509
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:57,522
SHE COULD TAKE OUT
OSCAR DE LA RENTA.
510
00:27:57,522 --> 00:28:00,525
YOU MEAN LA HOYA.
511
00:28:00,525 --> 00:28:01,526
WHATEVER.
512
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:05,530
WELL, YOU HAD
PLENTY OF CHANCES.
513
00:28:06,531 --> 00:28:09,340
AND I TOOK
ADVANTAGE OF A
FEW, IF I RECALL.
514
00:28:09,340 --> 00:28:11,360
IT WASN'T HALF BAD.
515
00:28:12,370 --> 00:28:14,539
NOW YOU TELL ME?
516
00:28:14,539 --> 00:28:17,420
YOU MEAN I COULD
HAVE BEEN STRAIGHT
THIS WHOLE TIME?
517
00:28:18,430 --> 00:28:20,450
I WOULDN'T SAY THAT.
518
00:28:20,450 --> 00:28:23,548
WELL THEN I GUESS
IT'S JUST AS WELL.
519
00:28:32,570 --> 00:28:33,558
ICE?
520
00:28:36,610 --> 00:28:38,630
TICK-TICK-TICK.
521
00:28:38,630 --> 00:28:40,650
TICK.
522
00:28:40,565 --> 00:28:42,670
TICK. TICK.
523
00:28:42,670 --> 00:28:44,690
TICK.
524
00:28:44,690 --> 00:28:45,700
WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?
525
00:28:47,572 --> 00:28:49,740
I'M JUST
REPEATING THE
FIRST WORDS
526
00:28:49,740 --> 00:28:50,750
MY SONNY BOY
SAID TO ME.
527
00:28:50,575 --> 00:28:52,577
IT WASN'T "DA-DA".
528
00:28:52,577 --> 00:28:54,579
IT WAS TICK-
TICK-TICK-TICK.
529
00:28:56,810 --> 00:28:58,830
SMART LITTLE
FUCKER.
530
00:29:00,850 --> 00:29:02,870
HE CAN TELL
TIME ALREADY.
531
00:29:02,870 --> 00:29:03,588
BRIAN, WHAT DID YOU TAKE?
532
00:29:05,900 --> 00:29:09,940
?? A-B-C-D-E-E-E ??
533
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:14,990
I'M JUST TEACHING
MY KID THE ALPHABET.
534
00:29:14,990 --> 00:29:16,101
?? EXHALE SLOWLY ??
535
00:29:16,101 --> 00:29:18,103
I'M GOING
TO FUCK YOU.
536
00:29:18,103 --> 00:29:22,607
I'M GOING TO FUCK
YOU ALL NIGHT.
537
00:29:24,609 --> 00:29:27,612
[ Panting ]
538
00:29:33,118 --> 00:29:35,120
[ Screeching of tires ]
539
00:29:36,621 --> 00:29:37,622
SHIT!
540
00:29:37,622 --> 00:29:40,125
SORRY, I DIDN'T WANT
TO HIT THAT DOGGIE.
541
00:29:40,125 --> 00:29:41,626
FUCK THE
DOGGIE.
542
00:29:41,626 --> 00:29:43,128
OKAY, BOY WONDER.
543
00:29:43,628 --> 00:29:45,130
I'M TAKING YOU HOME.
WHERE DO I TURN?
544
00:29:45,130 --> 00:29:46,131
HE'S GOING WITH ME.
545
00:29:46,131 --> 00:29:47,632
OH NO, HE'S NOT.
546
00:29:47,632 --> 00:29:49,634
POP QUIZ.
NO TALKING.
547
00:29:49,634 --> 00:29:52,137
HERE'S A QUESTION.
MULTIPLE CHOICE.
548
00:29:52,137 --> 00:29:53,138
DO YOU WANT
TO COME HOME
WITH ME?
549
00:29:53,638 --> 00:29:55,140
A: YES,
550
00:29:55,140 --> 00:29:57,142
B: YES,
551
00:29:57,142 --> 00:29:59,644
OR C: YES.
552
00:29:59,644 --> 00:30:02,147
TICK, TICK, TICK.
TIME'S UP. PENCILS DOWN.
553
00:30:02,147 --> 00:30:03,648
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
554
00:30:04,149 --> 00:30:05,650
NONE OF THE ABOVE.
555
00:30:05,650 --> 00:30:06,651
HE'S GOING HOME.
556
00:30:06,651 --> 00:30:08,653
I'M GOING
WITH HIM.
557
00:30:10,655 --> 00:30:13,158
GOOD BOY.
558
00:30:13,158 --> 00:30:15,660
YOU GET AN
"A" PLUS.
559
00:30:26,671 --> 00:30:28,673
[ Panting ]
560
00:30:32,677 --> 00:30:35,180
[ Gasping ]
561
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:38,183
NOW YOU KNOW
WHAT RIMMING IS.
562
00:30:41,186 --> 00:30:43,188
HE CALLS ME, PRACTICALLY
BEGS ME TO GO WITH HIM,
563
00:30:43,688 --> 00:30:45,190
KNOWING FULL WELL
I'M WITH SOMEONE
564
00:30:45,190 --> 00:30:47,192
FOR THE FIRST
TIME IN I DON'T
KNOW HOW LONG.
565
00:30:47,192 --> 00:30:50,195
SEVEN MONTHS,
TWO WEEKS AND THREE DAYS.
566
00:30:50,195 --> 00:30:51,696
THANK YOU.
567
00:30:51,696 --> 00:30:53,698
AND EVEN THOUGH
THE GUY WASN'T ALL
HE WAS CRACKED UP TO BE...
568
00:30:53,698 --> 00:30:55,700
WE'LL LET THAT
REMARK PASS.
569
00:30:55,700 --> 00:30:57,702
AT LEAST HE WANTEDME.
570
00:30:57,702 --> 00:31:00,205
ME.
571
00:31:02,207 --> 00:31:04,209
GOD, I AM
SO HORNY.
572
00:31:05,210 --> 00:31:07,212
POOR BABY.
573
00:31:07,212 --> 00:31:08,713
WELL I HAVE
JUST THE THING.
574
00:31:08,713 --> 00:31:10,715
A NEW PORN VIDEO.
575
00:31:11,216 --> 00:31:14,719
IT ALL TAKES PLACE IN
A PRISONER-OF-WAR CAMP.
576
00:31:14,719 --> 00:31:18,223
"HOT, HORNY MEN
STARVED FOR ACTION".
577
00:31:18,223 --> 00:31:19,724
I CAN RELATE
TO THAT.
578
00:31:19,724 --> 00:31:22,727
GUARANTEED TO
MAKE YOUR PRIVATES
STAND UP AND SALUTE.
579
00:31:22,727 --> 00:31:23,728
"SCHINDLER'S FIST"?
580
00:31:24,229 --> 00:31:25,730
AH-H-H.
581
00:31:25,730 --> 00:31:28,733
HERE, I WILL
LEAVE YOU
TWO ALONE.
582
00:31:28,733 --> 00:31:31,736
I'M SURE YOU'RE GOING TO
HAVE A DEEP, MEANINGFUL
RELATIONSHIP.
583
00:31:31,736 --> 00:31:33,738
GOOD NIGHT.
584
00:31:38,743 --> 00:31:41,746
Drill Sergeant: [ On TV ]
OKAY, PRIVATE, DROP TROU
AND BEND OVER.
585
00:31:41,746 --> 00:31:43,248
Private: [ On TV ]
FOR MY PHYSICAL, SIR?
586
00:31:43,248 --> 00:31:45,250
Drill Sergeant:
NO, TARGET PRACTICE.
587
00:31:45,250 --> 00:31:46,251
Private:
YES, SIR.
588
00:31:46,251 --> 00:31:47,252
Drill Sergeant:
[ Lewd chuckle ]
589
00:31:47,752 --> 00:31:49,754
Brian:
PUT YOUR LEGS UP
590
00:31:49,754 --> 00:31:51,756
ON MY SHOULDERS.
591
00:31:51,756 --> 00:31:52,757
[ Panting ]
592
00:31:52,757 --> 00:31:54,759
THAT'S IT.
593
00:31:56,261 --> 00:31:57,762
OH, WAIT.
594
00:31:57,762 --> 00:31:59,764
IN SCHOOL WE HAD
THIS LECTURE...
595
00:31:59,764 --> 00:32:01,766
ABOUT SAFE SEX.
596
00:32:03,268 --> 00:32:06,271
AND NOW WE'RE
GOING TO HAVE A
DEMONSTRATION.
597
00:32:11,776 --> 00:32:13,778
PUT IT ON ME.
598
00:32:14,279 --> 00:32:16,281
GO ON.
599
00:32:16,281 --> 00:32:17,782
SLIP IT
ON MY DICK.
600
00:32:27,792 --> 00:32:30,795
AH! IT'S COLD.
601
00:32:30,795 --> 00:32:33,298
IT'LL HEAT UP.
602
00:32:34,299 --> 00:32:35,800
JUST...
603
00:32:36,301 --> 00:32:37,802
GO SLOW, OKAY?
604
00:32:45,810 --> 00:32:47,312
[ Gasp of pain ]
605
00:32:47,312 --> 00:32:50,315
AH! AH!
606
00:32:50,315 --> 00:32:50,815
[ Panting ]
607
00:32:50,815 --> 00:32:52,317
IT HURTS.
608
00:32:52,317 --> 00:32:53,818
DOES IT
ALWAYS HURT?
609
00:32:53,818 --> 00:32:56,821
A LITTLE BIT.
610
00:32:57,322 --> 00:32:58,823
BUT THAT'S
A PART OF IT.
611
00:33:00,325 --> 00:33:02,827
[ Exhaling ]
612
00:33:02,827 --> 00:33:04,329
NOW RELAX.
613
00:33:07,332 --> 00:33:09,834
I WANT YOU TO ALWAYS
REMEMBER THIS.
614
00:33:11,836 --> 00:33:14,339
SO THAT NO MATTER
WHO YOU'RE EVER WITH...
615
00:33:17,842 --> 00:33:19,844
I'LL ALWAYS
BE THERE.
616
00:33:19,844 --> 00:33:48,873
[ ?????? ]
617
00:33:49,374 --> 00:33:51,876
[ Groaning ]
618
00:34:07,892 --> 00:34:10,395
[ Beeping of
alarm clock ]
619
00:34:20,905 --> 00:34:23,408
[ Heavy sigh ]
620
00:34:40,925 --> 00:34:44,429
WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
621
00:34:44,929 --> 00:34:46,431
Y-YOU SAID
I COULD STAY.
622
00:34:48,933 --> 00:34:49,934
RIGHT.
623
00:34:50,435 --> 00:34:51,936
YOUR PARENTS.
624
00:34:51,936 --> 00:34:54,439
THEY THINK YOU'RE
AT A FRIEND'S.
625
00:35:01,446 --> 00:35:03,948
JESUS CHRIST!
WHAT THE HELL
HAPPENED?
626
00:35:05,950 --> 00:35:06,951
[ Laughing ]
627
00:35:07,452 --> 00:35:09,454
DON'T TELL ME.
628
00:35:09,454 --> 00:35:10,955
I WAS DOING
HANDSTANDS.
629
00:35:10,955 --> 00:35:12,457
AND JUGGLING.
630
00:35:12,957 --> 00:35:14,459
YOU'RE NOT
VERY GOOD.
631
00:35:14,959 --> 00:35:16,461
SHIT.
632
00:35:16,461 --> 00:35:18,463
WHY DO I DO
THESE THINGS?
633
00:35:19,964 --> 00:35:21,466
I'LL TELL YOU WHY.
634
00:35:21,466 --> 00:35:24,469
IT WAS THAT
FUCKING PIG ANITA.
635
00:35:24,469 --> 00:35:26,471
SHE TOLD ME THAT WAS "E".
THAT WASN'T "E",
636
00:35:26,971 --> 00:35:30,475
THAT WAS SOME SHIT
THEY COOKED UP IN
A BATHTUB IN TIJUANA.
637
00:35:30,475 --> 00:35:31,976
THAT'S WHY YOU
SHOULD NEVER
TAKE DRUGS
638
00:35:31,976 --> 00:35:33,478
THAT AREN'T
PRESCRIBED BY
A PHYSICIAN,
639
00:35:33,978 --> 00:35:35,480
OR RECOMMENDED
BY A RELIABLE
PHARMACIST.
640
00:35:38,483 --> 00:35:40,485
[ Chuckle of
disbelief ]
641
00:35:40,485 --> 00:35:41,486
WHAT ARE YOU?
642
00:35:41,986 --> 00:35:42,987
A PUBLIC SERVICE
ANNOUNCEMENT?
643
00:35:45,990 --> 00:35:47,992
GET DRESSED,
I'LL DRIVE
YOU HOME.
644
00:35:47,992 --> 00:35:49,994
YOU CAN'T.
645
00:35:51,496 --> 00:35:53,998
MICHAEL
HAS THE CAR.
WHY HAS
HE GOT IT?
646
00:35:53,998 --> 00:35:55,500
YOU WERE
TOO HIGH...
I KNOW WHAT
HAPPENED.
647
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,200
I WAS THERE.
648
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:00,400
I REMEMBER
EVERYTHING...
649
00:36:01,506 --> 00:36:02,507
PERFECTLY.
650
00:36:05,900 --> 00:36:06,511
WHAT WAS
YOUR NAME AGAIN?
651
00:36:06,511 --> 00:36:08,120
JUSTIN.
652
00:36:10,140 --> 00:36:13,170
YEAH, RIGHT.
653
00:36:13,170 --> 00:36:14,519
[ Sighing ]
654
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:16,521
CAN I TAKE A SHOWER?
655
00:36:16,521 --> 00:36:18,220
YEAH, BUT
HURRY UP.
656
00:36:18,220 --> 00:36:21,250
IT'S THROUGH
THERE...
657
00:36:22,260 --> 00:36:24,280
I THINK.
658
00:36:33,538 --> 00:36:35,540
[ Beeping of
answering machine ]
659
00:36:35,540 --> 00:36:38,420
Melanie: [ On machine ]
Where the hell are you?
Your cell's turned off.
660
00:36:38,420 --> 00:36:39,544
If you're there, pick up.
661
00:36:39,544 --> 00:36:41,546
Brian? Listen,
Lindsay's water broke.
662
00:36:41,546 --> 00:36:43,548
She's having contractions.
We're at the hospital.
663
00:36:47,510 --> 00:36:50,540
FUCK! I HAVE A BABY.
664
00:36:50,540 --> 00:36:51,556
[ Water running ]
665
00:36:51,556 --> 00:36:54,580
Justin:
OW! OW!
666
00:36:54,580 --> 00:36:56,600
TWO BABIES.
667
00:36:58,563 --> 00:37:00,565
[ Blaring of car alarm ]
[ Banging of metal ]
668
00:37:00,565 --> 00:37:03,670
[ Smashing of glass ]
669
00:37:08,573 --> 00:37:10,740
HOLY SHIT!
670
00:37:10,740 --> 00:37:12,577
[ Hissing of
aerosol spray ]
671
00:37:12,577 --> 00:37:14,780
YOU LITTLE BASTARDS!
GET THE FUCK
AWAY FROM THERE!
672
00:37:14,780 --> 00:37:15,790
FAGGOT!
673
00:37:15,790 --> 00:37:16,800
QUEER!
674
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:17,582
FAGGOT!
675
00:37:17,582 --> 00:37:19,830
WHO'RE YOU
CALLING A FAGGOT?
676
00:37:19,830 --> 00:37:20,585
WE'VE SEEN YOU.
QUEER!
677
00:37:38,603 --> 00:37:40,104
MORNING.
678
00:37:40,605 --> 00:37:42,607
OH, MY LORD.
679
00:37:42,607 --> 00:37:43,608
MOTHERFUCKERS!
680
00:37:43,608 --> 00:37:45,610
I'M CALLING
THE COPS.
681
00:37:45,610 --> 00:37:47,612
BRIAN IS GOING
TO HAVE A FIT,
682
00:37:47,612 --> 00:37:50,114
YOU KNOW HOW
HE FEELS ABOUT
HIS JEEP.
683
00:37:50,114 --> 00:37:51,616
WELL IF HE CARES
SO MUCH ABOUT IT
684
00:37:51,616 --> 00:37:53,618
THEN HE SHOULDN'T
HAVE LENT IT TO ME.
685
00:37:53,618 --> 00:37:56,120
HE KNOWS WHAT
A TERRIBLE NEIGH-
BOURHOOD THIS IS.
686
00:37:56,621 --> 00:37:58,623
WELL, I, UH, I WAS
GOING TO ASK FOR
A LIFT TO WORK.
687
00:37:58,623 --> 00:38:01,125
BUT ON SECOND
THOUGHT, I THINK
I'LL WALK.
688
00:38:01,125 --> 00:38:02,627
HAVE A NICE DAY.
689
00:38:04,128 --> 00:38:06,130
SHIT!
690
00:38:14,138 --> 00:38:16,140
[ Splashing of shower ]
691
00:38:30,655 --> 00:38:33,157
WHY DIDN'T
YOU TELL ME
I HAD A KID?
692
00:38:33,157 --> 00:38:35,660
YOU SAID YOU
REMEMBERED
EVERYTHING.
693
00:38:35,660 --> 00:38:38,663
[ Sighing ]
IT ALL HAPPENED
SO FAST.
694
00:38:38,663 --> 00:38:40,164
WHAT'S HIS
NAME AGAIN?
695
00:38:40,164 --> 00:38:42,166
GUS.
696
00:38:42,166 --> 00:38:43,668
I'M THE ONE
WHO DECIDED.
697
00:38:46,671 --> 00:38:48,172
DID YOU ACTUALLY
FUCK HER?
698
00:38:48,172 --> 00:38:50,174
WHO?
LINDSAY.
699
00:38:50,174 --> 00:38:51,676
YOU'RE
AWFULLY RUDE.
700
00:38:51,676 --> 00:38:53,678
WELL, DID YOU?
701
00:38:54,178 --> 00:38:55,680
I JERKED OFF
IN A CUP,
702
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:57,682
AND THEY SQUIRTED
IT UP HER.
703
00:38:57,682 --> 00:38:58,683
GROSS.
704
00:38:58,683 --> 00:39:00,685
SHE MUST HAVE
REALLY WANTED
A KID.
705
00:39:00,685 --> 00:39:03,187
MOST WOMEN DO.
706
00:39:03,187 --> 00:39:05,189
EVEN LESBIANS?
707
00:39:05,189 --> 00:39:08,192
LESBIANS
ARE WOMEN...
708
00:39:08,192 --> 00:39:10,695
SORT OF.
709
00:39:10,695 --> 00:39:14,198
MY MOM SAYS SOMETIMES
SHE WISHED SHE NEVER HAD ME.
710
00:39:14,198 --> 00:39:18,703
THAT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE SHE'S
STUCK WITH THIS ANNOYING BRAT
FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE.
711
00:39:22,206 --> 00:39:24,709
SO, YOU GONNA RAISE HIM?
712
00:39:25,209 --> 00:39:26,711
[ Laughs ]
ME?
713
00:39:27,211 --> 00:39:29,213
NO WAY.
714
00:39:29,213 --> 00:39:30,715
THE MUNCHERS ARE.
715
00:39:31,215 --> 00:39:32,717
BUT I'LL BE AROUND
716
00:39:32,717 --> 00:39:34,719
TO PROVIDE
THE MASCULINE INFLUENCE
717
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:38,222
SO IMPORTANT
IN A YOUNG BOY'S LIFE.
718
00:39:38,222 --> 00:39:39,724
I'LL BET MELANIE COULD DO IT
BETTER THAN YOU.
719
00:39:39,724 --> 00:39:43,227
DON'T GET SMART,
OR I'LL HAVE TO SPANK YOU.
720
00:39:43,227 --> 00:39:44,228
REALLY?
721
00:39:57,742 --> 00:39:59,243
YOU UP FOR ONE MORE?
722
00:40:11,756 --> 00:40:13,758
[ Screeching of tires ]
BRIAN!
723
00:40:14,759 --> 00:40:26,771
[ ?????? ]
724
00:40:26,771 --> 00:40:30,274
CHRIST. DIDN'T YOU
GET ENOUGH LAST NIGHT?
725
00:40:32,777 --> 00:40:36,280
THERE IS NO SUCH THING
AS ENOUGH.
726
00:40:37,281 --> 00:40:39,283
BESIDES...
727
00:40:39,283 --> 00:40:43,287
I COULDN'T SEND HIM OFF
WITHOUT A NOURISHING
HIGH-PROTEIN BREAKFAST.
728
00:40:43,287 --> 00:40:46,290
IT'S GRRR-REAT!
729
00:40:50,294 --> 00:40:53,297
WILL YOU COME ON?
I'M NOT GONNA BE LATE
BECAUSE OF YOU.
730
00:41:06,310 --> 00:41:08,312
I SAID HURRY UP!
731
00:41:13,818 --> 00:41:17,822
YEAH. SHE SAID,
"DON'T BE LATE."
732
00:41:20,324 --> 00:41:24,328
OH, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL, MIKEY.
JUST BEAUTIFUL.
733
00:41:24,829 --> 00:41:28,332
IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
I TOLD YOU ABOUT THOSE TWO
PSYCHOPATHS DOWN THE STREET.
734
00:41:28,332 --> 00:41:29,834
WHAT, A COUPLE
OF 12-YEAR-OLDS?
735
00:41:29,834 --> 00:41:32,336
THEY START EARLY
THESE DAYS.
736
00:41:32,336 --> 00:41:34,839
WHAT ARE YOU
LAUGHING AT ?
NOTHING.
737
00:41:35,339 --> 00:41:37,341
YOU.
738
00:41:37,341 --> 00:41:39,844
YOU SOUND LIKE
MY PARENTS FIGHTING.
739
00:41:42,346 --> 00:41:45,349
IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY.
IT'S A COMPANY CAR.
740
00:41:47,852 --> 00:41:50,855
WELL, COME ON. WE HAVE TO
TAKE THE CHILD TO SCHOOL.
741
00:41:50,855 --> 00:41:51,856
IN THIS?
742
00:41:53,357 --> 00:41:54,358
YOU CARE?
743
00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:58,362
FUCK NO.
744
00:42:01,365 --> 00:42:03,868
[ Screeching of tires ]
745
00:42:05,870 --> 00:42:07,872
[ Honking of horn ]
746
00:42:23,387 --> 00:42:25,389
HERE WE ARE,
SONNY BOY.
747
00:42:25,389 --> 00:42:27,391
BE SURE TO COME HOME
RIGHT AFTER SCHOOL.
748
00:42:27,391 --> 00:42:28,392
NO LINGERING
ON THE PLAYGROUND
749
00:42:28,893 --> 00:42:31,395
OR IN THE LOCKER ROOM
WITH THE GYM TEACHER.
750
00:42:31,395 --> 00:42:32,897
OH, YOU DID NOT
TELL HIM ABOUT THAT.
751
00:42:34,398 --> 00:42:36,901
IT'S THE MOST FAMOUS
SHOWER SCENE SINCE "PSYCHO."
752
00:42:36,901 --> 00:42:41,405
HEY, JUSTIN!
WANNA SUCK ME OFF?
753
00:42:41,405 --> 00:42:44,408
NO, BUT I'LL KICK YOUR TIGHT
LITTLE VIRGIN ASS SO HARD,
754
00:42:44,408 --> 00:42:45,910
YOU WON'T SIT DOWN
FOR A WEEK.
755
00:42:45,910 --> 00:42:48,412
[ Giggling ]
756
00:42:50,414 --> 00:42:51,415
CAN WE GET OUT OF HERE?
757
00:42:53,918 --> 00:42:55,419
WHEN CAN I SEE YOU AGAIN?
758
00:42:55,419 --> 00:42:56,921
YOU CAN SEE ME RIGHT NOW.
759
00:42:56,921 --> 00:42:58,923
I MEAN LATER--
TONIGHT.
760
00:42:58,923 --> 00:43:01,926
[ Chuckles ]
WHO KNOWS WHERE
I'LL BE LATER TONIGHT.
761
00:43:02,927 --> 00:43:05,429
WE BETTER GO.
762
00:43:05,930 --> 00:43:07,932
PLEASE?
763
00:43:09,433 --> 00:43:10,935
I'LL SEE YOU
IN YOUR DREAMS.
764
00:43:19,944 --> 00:43:21,445
[ Ringing of school bell ]
765
00:43:32,957 --> 00:43:35,960
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
YOUR MOM CALLED.
766
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:37,962
I DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT TO TELL HER.
767
00:43:37,962 --> 00:43:39,964
I SAID
YOU WERE STILL ASLEEP.
768
00:43:39,964 --> 00:43:42,466
I JUST SAW
THE FACE OF GOD.
769
00:43:42,466 --> 00:43:43,467
HUH?
770
00:43:43,968 --> 00:43:46,470
HIS NAME IS BRIAN KINNEY.
771
00:43:48,472 --> 00:43:50,474
Michael:
THANK GOD HE'S FINALLY GONE.
772
00:43:50,474 --> 00:43:51,976
Brian:
HE ALMOST WORE ME OUT.
773
00:43:51,976 --> 00:43:54,478
SOMEBODY WORE YOU OUT?
774
00:43:54,979 --> 00:43:56,981
I SAID "ALMOST."
775
00:43:58,482 --> 00:44:00,484
I'LL DROP YOU BY THE STORE.
776
00:44:00,484 --> 00:44:01,986
[ Scoffs ]
THE HELL YOU WILL.
777
00:44:02,486 --> 00:44:04,989
YOU BETTER GET THIS THING
REPAINTED BEFORE YOU GO
INTO THE OFFICE.
778
00:44:04,989 --> 00:44:06,490
I'M NOT HAVING IT
REPAINTED.
779
00:44:06,490 --> 00:44:07,992
WHAT?
780
00:44:07,992 --> 00:44:10,494
I LIKE IT THIS WAY.
ARE YOU CRAZY?
781
00:44:10,995 --> 00:44:12,997
[ Honking of horns ]
782
00:44:14,498 --> 00:44:16,000
NO. THEY ARE.
783
00:44:16,500 --> 00:44:18,502
WELL, I SAY FUCK 'EM.
784
00:44:18,502 --> 00:44:21,500
THEY CAN WRITE IT IN NEON
ACROSS THE SKY.
785
00:44:22,506 --> 00:44:25,900
FAGGOT!
786
00:44:25,900 --> 00:44:27,110
[ Both laughing ]
787
00:44:27,511 --> 00:44:30,514
[ Honking of horn ]
788
00:44:30,514 --> 00:44:33,517
?? YOU GAVE ME GIRL'S TOYS ??
789
00:44:34,180 --> 00:44:38,220
?? I'M ONE OF THOSE BOYS ??
52632
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