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Damn...

Phone... where's the phone?

Hello.

Not gone yet?

Almost.

What? What do you mean?

Going right away.

You wouldn't leave unless I call you

I have to wash up, brush, dress, put on my socks

I haven't gone to the loo yet.

Why are you always late?

I slept after I talked to you on the phone.

Why couldn't you get up having slept so early?

No, I stopped the alarm.

What? Did you sleep with a woman?

No.

Is there a woman with you?

She's not letting you go.

No, there's no woman

I say there is, and that's final, you needn't explain

I really dare not, come and see for yourself.

What? You take me for a fool?

I have no time for this.

She's likely to have gone when I come.

Right?

No, I can swear.

Right, go ahead.

If there's another woman, gonna run over by a car.

It's you or me run over

by a car? Speak.

Do you think everything will be okay if you shut up?

Are you dumb? Speak.

Rotten egg...

Finished

Janet...

How dare you hang up on me!

No, the telephone wire got pulled off.

What? You dare do that?

I didn't do it on purpose.

Look at your scruffy hair.

If you look like this again

don't be with me, hear that?

The minibus is here

Janet, I only have ten dollars

do you have any change?

You'll get your pay today, remember to save it all.

Yes.

Don't just pay lip service, do it.

If I find out you haven't done it

you'll be in trouble.

Okay.

Want to get off, please.

Come on, there's an empty seat.

Alright.

Don't you want to sit with me?

I just didn't know there was an empty seat.

Dead fish? Don't talk to me.

You breath is foul.

No, it's sliced cuttlefish.

Open your mouth

I hate people eating that.

Their breath stinks.

Today's Friday, how come you only have 10 dollars left?

I still have a fifty.

Where?

In the wallet.

Let me see.

Is that necessary?

Where is it?

You have money to go to a movie with a girl.

No.

That's why you have no money for the minibus.

No.

Getting off!

You took my ten dollars.

After everyone hears the boss

congratulate you on the business performance

I have even more encouraging news

to tell you.

A raise?

You won't have a share.

How much sale did you do last month?

Settle down! Don't say something

the manager doesn't like to hear in the morning.

None of your business.

This is a meeting, behave yourself.

Please continue.

To respond to the rise in birth rate

as a result of the leap year last year

we should market a new product.

Sorry, manager.

Continue

I was robbed this morning, so I...

You went to the police?

No.

You chased the thief?

No.

The thief chased you?

No

I ran back so as not to be late.

Good, full marks.

Your pretext

is more creative than our new product.

No.

Please sit and rest.

Look at what this diaper is made of

I know, it could be eaten.

It's cotton candy.

No, chocolate.

Instant noodle.

Pickled vegetables.

Fermented bean curd.

No... I know.

It's just a diaper.

Rubbish.

Right.

But it's no ordinary diaper.

Why is there music?

Where is it coming from?

What's this?

The music comes from

the humidity sensor in the diaper.

When it becomes wet

the music will remind the mother

to change the diaper

I see.

Great idea.

That's why I am confident

our sales will soar this year.

Please work hard.

Take the samples and sell the product.

Hurry.

No more rubbish.

You had a quarrel with Janet this morning again.

It's all because of you.

Why?

You know how much she lets me spend each week

200 dollars

I took you to the movies and had noodles yesterday.

Didn't you ask me to pay first?

Yes.

But it so happened that she checked this morning

and said I'm fifty dollars short.

You could have said you lent it to me.

She saw the stubs

and said I was after a girl.

Good, you have guts, courting a girl.

No

I'll tell Janet.

No.

You have guts, picking up girls.

Shut up bitch.

Do you take pleasure in others' quarrels?

You might end up lonely the rest of your life.

None of your business.

Bitch.

Hey... he was just joking

why are you scolding her?

Why are you afraid of her?

If you scold her, she'll tell Janet and

Janet scolds me; you're just getting me into trouble.

Shit, misery loves company

I'll avenge you.

You bitch, let me teach you a lesson.

"Pregnancy Easy Check"

Miss Chan.

Please take a seat. You'll be called for medication.

Dr. So.

What are you doing?

Dr. So, he...

You again.

Dr. So

I'm busy today, you leave first.

Three minutes, just three minutes will do.

Three minutes, alright, I'll give you three minutes

to give me some entertainment.

Dr. So, this is a purchase order.

Just fill in whatever you need.

And

this nappy is a new product from our company

there's a sensor inside.

Once it gets wet, it will beep.

This treat for babies is a new product.

It's made from LDSY rubber.

It won't break

no matter how you bite & chew, let me explain.

See how hard I've tried.

It doesn't break, right?

LDSY rubber?

Yes.

What is it?

They are initials for a patent.

And these vitamins

are good for children...

I work from seven in the morning till now

I have no more energy to see you play tricks.

You just leave your sample here

I can read these manuals myself.

Time's up, goodbye.

Thank you.

Old rules

20% discount, isn't it?

Ah Bo, as usual?

Yes, thank you.

Why are you looking so depressed?

I couldn't make it to the bank.

No need to be the same.

Right.

The stuff is here, help please.

This is mine, that's yours.

Thank you.

Come, cheers.

As usual, a glass of water.

Thank you.

Look at you, everyone is drinking wine

and you are drinking medicine.

It's been "prescribed" by his lover.

Would he dare not to drink?

Talk to you later.

Coming.

Are you seeing her or me?

What? We just happened to bump into each other.

Sit.

What would you like to drink?

Look how smart he is.

Dating two girls, that's what a man should be.

If you go on like this, when you marry

you'll be a slave to your wife for all your life.

The most stupid man in this world

is to give his bank book to his girlfriend.

What do you call this? Love?

Yes.

Dummy.

After we're married

what's mine will be hers.

You've been dating for so long

and yet you aren't married each other.

That's right.

You either get married or get back your passbook

I suppose it's more practical to get the passbook back.

Ah Mei, let's go and get the tickets.

Alright.

We've leaving.

Bye...

Let's go, bye...

Janet.

Hi.

What have you got with her?

Men-crazy.

Nothing.

They said they are going to a movie.

Do you want to go too? If so, let's go.

No, I...

I've business to attend to, I'm leaving.

Bye...

Why haven't you deposited the money? I did remind you

I got off from work late and the bank was closed.

Are you saying you're working too hard?

No.

Isn't it the same if I give it to you now?

What? Trying to tell others I'm spending your money?

No, I...

Remember, I earn more money than you do

I don't need you to support me.

Snob, let's go home for dinner.

We're leaving, bye.

Tell me honestly

who was the girl you went with to the movie?

It's not a girl, it's Ah Dan.

I

Ah Dan? Everything you do is with Ah Dan.

Are you homosexuals?

What do you mean?

Lower your voice, let's talk this out.

It's true, you can ask Ah Dan if you don't believe me.

You think I'm a kid.

Maybe you two gang up?

I'm innocent.

What are you doing? Don't try to look pitiful.

"Passbook"

Janet, I want...

Want what?

I want to marry you at once.

Don't you feel ashamed to talk like this?

Have you deposited enough money in it?

I've already got eighty thousand dollars.

What I have told you before?

You must have at least $100,000 before we get married.

It's almost this amount.

You used to say fifty thousand

when it came to fifty, you said a hundred thousand.

That's not my fault, it's inflation.

When I get 100,000, you'll say 200,000.

This way I'll never get married in this life.

That's life.

A pair in poor days is a pair in sorrow, take it easy.

Ah Bo, it's free.

If we aren't getting married, return me the passbook.

Not all men can be beaten by women.

What are you looking at? Haven't you been beaten before?

Are you trying to kill me?

Don't bother with her.

Do you have a driver's license?

Miss, where are you taking me to?

Don't drive so fast, slow down...

Stop the car...

I want to get off.

Are you crazy?

Don't you know there's somebody behind!

I told you to stop but you didn't.

Why are you driving so fast? Crying?

I didn't cry even though you hit me.

What's going on? A man bullying a woman?

How can that be?

Don't cry. If you want to cry

I'll take you to a more suitable place.

Sister, that bitch is crying so fiercely.

Is she your husband's mistress?

Looks like it.

She must be here for a portion.

You'd better start crying.

Cry, start crying.

Louder.

You're okay?

I'm okay.

Thank you, sorry to disturb you.

Sister, she's gone.

You've won, let's play mahjong.

Hey, stop shouting! You coward.

One more round, alright?

No, I'm not playing.

This is more interesting.

Getting beaten and crying, very much like you, huh?

Hey.

We studied together in the States.

We've decided to return to Hong Kong and

get married after graduation.

But he turned into a different person since we returned

and he engaged himself in entertaining all sorts of

rich women, models

and did not mention our marriage again

I must thank him for slapping me which woke me up.

How about you? Why did your girlfriend slap you?

Me?

You don't look like a good guy either

I am not only a bad guy

I am a sex maniac, are you scared?

Of you? I am not afraid.

Let me take you to poorman's nightclub.

Good.

Really? You have not tried this before.

Yes.

Let me buy you one.

Thank you.

For two? Have a seat please.

Two, please.

This place is fun, no one has ever brought

me to such a place.

This is called the "Night Market"

not ordinary guys dare come here.

Then I must have guts.

Not only that, you are courageous.

Just now at the amusement park,

you almost scared me to death.

Eat, you coward.

Tastes good.

These shells look beautiful, can I take them away?

Of course, they've been paid for already.

Really?

Are these enough? If not, there are some over there.

Enough.

Two bottles of beer.

Hurry.

Two bottles of beer.

Hey... hurry and go

I've not finished yet.

Let's go, hurry.

You belong here.

Miss, don't forget

just now you swallowed them one by one

now they are lifeless.

You are senseless.

Do you know some people wouldn't know

what actually belongs to them till they die?

Ms. Artist, at least your father belongs to you.

Wrong, I definitely don't belong to my father.

Did your mom tell you that?

No, to me my father is just like a bank where you can

overdraw your money without having to pay it back

and I am just one of his products.

He has a lot of such products

like me out there.

What a depressing world.

Funny? You should sympathize with me.

Then who is going to sympathize with me?

I used to have parents who belonged to me

but god is so unfair

he took away my father.

My mom was heartbroken

and went after my father

I sympathize with you.

It's your mother's fault, she should have been strong.

Why are you criticizing my mother?

Am I wrong in saying that?

If I were her

I would be strong and bring up all my kids.

How did you survive?

I took care of myself

I met a girl a couple of years ago

I thought I found someone who belongs to me.

What happened? She changed?

No, I did

I became her accessory.

What's wrong with that?

It's my own will.

But now it no longer works.

There's nothing left.

This kiss belongs to you.

That's a lie

unless you let me kiss you.

What does this mean?

This is ours.

Hugging each other early in the morning?

That's right.

Closer.

Did I wake you up?

No.

Stand apart.

It's past 9, ain't you going for work?

Yes, but I'll see you home first.

No need, you will be reprimanded for being late

I'm going to work.

Alright

I'm not leaving yet, I'll stay for a while.

It's late anyway.

Come on, let me take you to your office.

No need, my office is close by

I'll take you home then alright?

No need to, better get to work.

Call me in the evening

I'm going, bye.

Bye.

Hold still.

Right, you haven't given me your number

I'll write it for you.

Attention everyone.

Look over here.

Come closer.

Alright.

That's right.

Smile, good.

See how happy the bridegroom looks.

Yes.

What's with you?

Why... why don't we follow their footsteps?

Follow what?

Let's get married.

"Marriage Registry"

Dad.

Don't prevent me from keeping fit.

Don't waste your energy.

Those women love your money only.

Don't be so hard on yourself.

Well said.

Honey, what tricks are you up to this time?

I want to get married.

Alright, have you agreed with Da Ho?

Who says I am marrying Da Ho?

I want to marry him

Uncle.

This is...

He's Ah Bo.

We met last night.

What?

Just one night & you're getting married, can't be!

What's so strange?

You and Mom knew each other

only on the night you were married.

It's different. In those days it was arranged marriages.

But you two get along very well.

Don't you have love?

Don't you have sentiments?

If you didn't, how could you have me?

I'm not arguing with you.

Your name is...

Ah Bo, Yu Siao Bo.

Just call me Ah Bo.

Alright... have a seat.

Have some tea.

Alright.

What do you do for a living?

Sales.

A 'gentleman' (similar sound as 'sales')?

No, it's salesman.

No wonder.

You are great, you've sold yourself to my

daughter in just one night.

Of course you have to pay for selling a product.

You can't swipe your credit card for things like that

I am a gold card, you won't get it so easily

I'd rather write you a cheque in gratitude

for keeping my daughter company for one night.

Dad, what do you mean?

What do you take me for? A gigolo?

Did I say that?

Nuts! Ah Bo, let's go.

Hey.

You are so mercenary.

From now on you could provide for one less person.

You...

Go.

Right, let's see how long you two can last.

Are you happy?

Yes. Where should we go for our honeymoon?

San Diego

San Diego?

Good.

"San Diego Hotel"

Shadow of a dream, fills my spirit.

In my dream I still feel my heart beating.

A feeling I can't describe on waking.

Everything causes me to reminisce.

Shadow of a dream, this is love.

Is the dream a fore-vision of something!

I can't believe I hold on to this moment's innocence

today all the pieces of the dream will come together

I feel the dream will one day be true.

My desire is still unfulfilled

I hope this would stay

this loving feeling would stay

I could only send my love in dreams.

This is like...

an ordinary wish

yet it has branded my dream.

Shadow of a dream, fills my spirit.

In my dream I still feel my heart beating.

A feeling I can't describe on waking.

Everything causes me to reminisce.

Shadow of a dream, this is love.

Is the dream a fore-vision of something!

I can't believe I hold on to this moment's innocence

today all the pieces of the dream will come together

I feel the dream will one day be true.

My desire is still unfulfilled

I hope this would stay

this loving feeling would stay

I could only send my love in dreams.

This is like

an ordinary wish

yet it has branded my dream

I hope this would stay

this loving feeling would stay.

Who is it?

Uncle, is Jin Jin there? I am Da Ho.

Da Ho, I was just going to look for you.

What is it?

I don't know what you two are up to.

You & Jin Jin have been in love for a couple of years

and yet you two are not married.

Now she met a damn kid for one day

and they got married

I don't know what you two are up to.

A damn kid? Who is he?

How do I know?

Good morning, Ah Mei.

Good morning.

You dumped her.

You have guts.

Hey, Janet, Ah Bo is back.

It's your first day back from your vacation.

You are earlier than I am.

Manager, I want to start afresh.

Great.

What happened? Why have you all stopped working?

Get back to work...

Are you nuts?

No, you are

I'm married

but my wife isn't Janet.

- Really? - Of course.

- No lying? - No lying.

- Really? - Really.

You two opera singers

it's not too late to rehearse now.

You'll be a star in a show soon.

Listen.

What is it?

Stop shouting.

Tonight after work, a good show will take place.

What show?

She got the music.

What's so funny?

She asks for it.

What are you laughing at?

Being thrifty is a virtue

but not to the extent of filching company products

for personal use, the outcome is...

What are you laughing at? Disgusting.

He said his wife is so good, do you believe him?

That's right

I don't

I'd like to see.

Are you bluffing?

That's right.

Just wait and see.

Let's enjoy the show.

Hey... she's coming.

You have guts, speak.

Speak what?

You've disappeared for a week, where have you been?

To Macau

Macau? You liar, you dare to lie to me.

It's true.

Went to Macau for gambling, isn't it?

No.

Did you go for gambling?

No.

No? Speak.

You must be rich. Gambling?

No.

Speak, you.

Ah Bo.

Who is she?

Who is she?

Who are you?

I am his wife.

That's right, I went to Macau for our honey moon.

You...

Hey, why are you hitting my husband?

Why don't you go and fight with her?

Why are you standing here?

You are going to lose face.

Bull shit.

This will kill me

Janet.

Gone.

She's gone.

Great, it's really great.

Sing.

A marriage made in heaven.

A perfect couple.

A happy marriage on an auspicious day.

A day for pledging our lives to each other.

Good...

Come... let's drink to Ah Bo.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Juice?

Brandy.

Why not? Come.

Ah Bo, have you asked your wife

if you can drink wine.

Of course I can, why can't I?

Okay?

Yes?

Come...

He has been wanting to drink it a long time.

Ah Bo, with your wife's permission

let's play a drinking game.

No, I don't know how to play.

Don't be afraid, you are the bridegroom today.

You'll surely win, come...

Alright.

Both have the same amount of wine.

Women are nice.

Nice to flirt with.

All three days.

It's not cheap.

Here's five

I've won, drink up.

What? How can there be a five in this game?

You've lost.

Isn't this five?

How can there be a five?

People said "wu jia pi", 5 pieces of grass.

What's this supposed to mean?

This is Hong Kong style.

There's no five, drink.

Drink.

No five, drink it.

Are you okay?

I think so.

Come.

Alright...

Come again

I must get even.

Hey

I want to get even.

Can I play in my husband's place?

Yes... you know how to play?

Come.

Hey... such a big glass.

Two, Five.

Hey, you don't have to shout.

You'll win when you shout.

Really? Who else wants to play?

Old Huang, teach him a lesson for me.

Play with him.

Triple six.

Three again.

Six again.

Drink, drink it.

Ask her.

None of your business.

Go ahead.

You ask her yourself.

Why can't you ask her?

Ask what?

Nothing.

He asked if your wife is working at the May Flower club.

You idiot.

Just kidding.

Make him drunk.

Alright.

No, madam, I'm not good at it.

Forgive me, madam, spare me.

Ah Dan, Ah Bo has got

such a capable wife.

When is yours & Susie's turn?

Right.

Soon...

We will invite you all when the time comes.

Don't worry.

But Ah Bo and his wife are today's stars

not me.

Maybe we should invite Ah Bo and

his wife to have a mutual toasting.

What do you think?

Good...

Come... drink.

Your friends are so crazy

luckily you've pretended to be drunk

otherwise you won't be able to get out of it so easily

I'm not pretending, if we don't go soon I'm finished.

My head aches.

Then go and take a hot bath.

The water is ready.

No need.

No, you sweat so much.

The sweat will dry up after some time.

Don't be like a kid.

Come.

Be good, come

I said no need.

Take a bath, you lazybone.

What is it? Do I have bad breath?

No.

What is it?

Hey.

Hey, what happened to you?

Are you alright?

Fine.

Are you alright?

I might have drunk too much.

It's all because of those bloody fools.

Come, lie down.

Are you alright?

You feel terrible

I think I'll be fine

I'll take you to a doctor.

So early?

Yes, come.

When did you start throwing up?

Since last night.

What have you eaten?

A lot.

Suckling pig, eel.

Oysters and broccoli, steam fish.

Some fried rice, I think those are okay.

She drank some brandy, that's what matters.

What is it?

Did you or your wife throw up?

Of course it's my wife.

Then it's none of your business, go out

I'll have a check up for your wife.

Miss Chan.

Get a urine sample from the patient.

Alright, please follow me.

What happened? My wife threw up badly.

Don't move, I won't be responsible

if it spills all over.

Doctor, am I alright?

Will see.

Doctor, the report is here.

Congratulations, you are two months pregnant.

Two months.

What took you so long?

Do you know what happened?

Of course.

Go back and treat her well.

Don't let her move around too much.

Are you exaggerating?

Look at you, you look so unwilling.

Of course not, this costs money.

If you are not willing you'd have to be more careful.

That's right.

She should have taken control measures.

How can you say that, you are responsible.

It's not my fault.

Although I've brought her to see my friends

she wanted to play.

And my friends were all so passionate.

One after another, that's what happened.

How open-minded you are.

My wife loved it, friends were happy, what could I do?

This is the first time that I see a husband like you.

You are amazing, but in the next few months

you have to control your wife

otherwise there'll be mortal danger.

How can a digestion problem be that serious?

What stomach problem?

She's pregnant.

Are the results out this quick?

Didn't you see our sign up there?

It's a pregnancy easy check sign.

You can check it out even if it's just 8 days?

What eight days? It's almost eighty days.

You cheated me.

What have I cheated you?

You married me despite not having period for 2 months

I didn't even know I was pregnant.

You still lie?

Believe it or not.

My period is always late.

Sometimes it's once every 3 months

or once every 5 months.

Do I have to tell every boy

before I start dating?

Once every three months, or five months.

Who are you trying to cheat?

Phone bill is once every 3 months.

Water bill is once every 3 months.

Shut up if you don't know, but you can't accuse me

I am a silent victim.

What silent victim? What are you trying to do now?

Abort the child.

No, this is not

the fault of the child.

This is my child,

you have no right over my abortion.

No right? You are my wife.

Am I supposed to share it with somebody else?

What do you mean? Watch your mouth.

So you don't want to give up the child

that means you miss the father, right?

You don't have to say things like that

I won't have abortion no matter what you say.

If you don't, then we'll divorce.

As you wish.

Divorce?

How long have you been married?

Eight days.

Including today, nine.

Then there's a little problem.

What problem?

According to the law in Hong Kong

you have to be married for 3 years

during which you have to be separated for 2 years

before you can file for a divorce.

If she's 2 months' pregnant

and I am not the father of the child,

can I sue her for cheating?

Cheating?

Before she got married

whoever she slept with is not your business.

But you have the right to check her out

before you marry her.

But if...

It's no use now.

If you want a divorce

you'd better separate right now.

What is the definition of separation?

The legal definition is

you two can't have sex.

If you're still keen

come to me

after 2 years and 357 days.

The fee for today is $500 each

$1,000 in total.

What the hell? A thousand dollars

for a casual chat?

Do you know what you've said

insults my profession?

Then...

Go outside and pay.

Hey, What are you doing?

We are separated, so I'm going.

Go on.

You expose your own shame.

Your dad will laugh at you

I fear my colleagues would laugh at me too

separating after 10 days of marriage.

How could I explain this to my friends and relatives?

Okay. I could stay if you want

but we keep separate ways

and we don't mess with each other.

After these 357 days

then we disclose the news.

You said it.

The rent is $3,300.

That's $1,650 each

plus miscellaneous expenses

and bills

which we'll split fifty fifty.

Can do.

We'll split the usage of the house.

Come.

Each time you can only use the toilet for 15 minutes.

Each of us will have a designated stove

we cook our meals, and wash our clothes.

From the fridge we'll only eat what we've bought.

We wash our own clothes.

Yours.

How about the bed?

Mon, Wed, Fri I take the bed; other days you sleep down.

Then you are forcing me to leave.

Alright, let's expose ourselves altogether.

Alright.

Let's do it in turns.

Today is Wednesday, I'll sleep on the bed.

How about Sunday?

Let's decide by finger-guessing.

You fight with a pregnant woman.

Are you a man?

Alright... you sleep...

Also, from tonight onwards

don't touch me.

It's me who's afraid of being touched by you.

Keep smoking

so you'll have a monster child

I heard Jin Jin got married.

So what?

Don't you feel anything?

You are so stupid, Da Ho has so many girlfriends

what is a Jin Jin to him?

You've been in love for so many years

don't you have any feelings for her?

Alright, tell me

what do you feel?

We were just fooling around.

Really?

It's good someone has taken her, let's play.

No one will believe you.

Stop pretending

I've finished the design

for these dresses, don't worry.

Cheque.

No hurry, you can give it to me later.

We'll talk some other time, someone is looking for me.

Goodbye.

How come you are so late?

If my husband comes back, I'll be in trouble.

Sorry, let's hurry

I'll take off my clothes and wait for you.

Hurry.

Why can't you go to Ah Dan's home to play?

You've been married almost a fortnight

and we haven't visited your new home yet.

Why have you been making excuses?

We are here, open the door.

The three of us will win.

Hey... who are you? What are you doing here?

You must be Mr. Yu.

Mr. Yu, your wife is really wonderful.

You are fortunate to have a wife like her.

Mr. Meng.

Mr. Meng, I'll send you the painting

after I've finished the final touch.

Good, thank you

I won't disturb you, goodbye.

Goodbye.

Great.

Isn't he Mister Hong Kong?

Yes

I should have gone to the drawing class too.

Why?

So I'll have the chance

to see Miss Hong Kong face to face.

Should I see it like this?

Who's this guy?

Madam, have you drawn for Ah Bo?

Not bad.

Draw for him?

Ah Bo, see how bad your figure is

even your wife is sick of you.

Hey, are you for real?

What do I look like?

Let me tell you,

don't disgrace yourself before my friends

otherwise both of us will lose face

I'm sorry, madam

I promise to watch my mouth.

Nice house

you must have put in a lot of thought into it.

Look, a blue stripe on

a white table, how thoughtful.

Yes.

Madam, can you draw for me?

I'll hang it up at home

I want one too, but it has to be more cartoonic.

Don't forget me.

Alright.

Who's first?

Me...

I'll be the first.

Alright.

Go away.

Did you say you want to play mahjong?

Come, let's play.

This is a rare opportunity

we can play mahjong anytime.

Let's play after the painting.

Later.

What are you doing?

Why have you brought me out here?

Obviously I've something to talk to you about.

What is it?

If your wife married you with a son

what would you do?

Your response is the same as mine.

How did you know?

She told me.

When did you see her?

The day before yesterday.

Hey...

What made you talk about such a thing?

Said she wanted to be honest before we get married.

Who are you talking about?

It's Susie.

It's that divorced woman of yours, isn't it?

Not only that, she's now the mother of the child.

What do you mean?

She's got a three year-old son.

What are you going to do?

If I knew

I wouldn't have asked your advice.

If I were you, I wouldn't mind.

She didn't mean to lie to you.

It's hard to find someone

who loves you so much as Susie.

But having a child is too much trouble.

What's the difference

between a divorced woman

with or without a child?

A big difference.

For a divorced woman

one can forget about her past;

Forget about her making love with another man.

But if there's a piece of "evidence"

before you.

How can you forget?

There's saying that a deed would rather be known

than to be seen.

But have you heard of "love you, love your dog"

You aren't the one who's got hurt!

Are you hurt?

Some people are more miserable.

He only knows that his wife

bears a child of another man after getting married.

Is there such a stupid man in this world?

It's so amusing!

You think so?

How come everyone sides with the woman.

Is that man stupid?

In actual fact, the man is the victim.

He's been cheated.

All women in this world are bad.

Crazy. Criticizing women like this?

Nuts.

Ah Bo, why are you so over-reactive?

Who's aggravated you? Come sit down.

What am I going to do?

How am I supposed to know?

You know, it's easier getting married than a divorce.

Think carefully.

Hey... Ah Bo.

Where are you going?

I know you haven't got any soft drinks.

Drink water instead

I forgot to cover the food while spraying insecticide

so I have to throw it all away.

You must be very hungry

I know it's unbearable

but still have something to eat.

You are lucky

some people couldn't even have these.

You are pregnant, you should eat more.

Have more babies.

You've got to put your back into it.

Just eat what's good for you, okay!

Hey, you're expecting. You're not allowed to eat.

How come you are pregnant?

You must be flirting with someone, who is it?

It must be you, dressed up like a playboy

I'll starve you adulterous pair

so I won't need to feed your illegitimate child.

You've said enough, no one asked for your support.

Why are you so nosy?

Even so, I can't bear the sight of it.

What are you doing?

Adulterers have to be drowned

and the fish has to be thrown into the toilet.

You can't do that.

Yes, I can.

No

I will do it.

Go away

Jin Jin, how are you?

It's that room ahead, be careful.

Slowly.

Watch out.

Doctor, how's she?

Who are you?

I'm her husband.

It's lucky that she's got here in time

otherwise not only will the baby be lost

even the mother will be in danger.

Now...

Now they are both safe

but don't let her move too much.

Don't get up. Call me if you want anything.

You can't help me with it.

Why not? Just tell me

I want to pee.

What is this?

People say that it's good for the mother and the child

if it's drunk once every week.

This is not your own child,

why bother?

I'm just kidding.

It came off.

Then remove it altogether.

Tonight it's cold.

Yes.

It's warmer if we sleep together.

Let's try.

Hey, the doctor says we can't do that.

Brother, slow down, wait for me.

Wait for me.

Siao Keung...

don't ride so fast, slow down.

Be careful and watch your sister.

You have to be very careful when you are practicing.

You've got it wrong.

Come... Let me show you.

What about it?

It will then come out.

Ever since our musical diaper is in the market

business is soaring, because of that.

There's a chain reaction for other baby products

and more and more people get to know them.

Manager, you know what you should do?

Yes.

A raise.

Don't worry

the company is going to make

great profit this year.

At the end of the year

you will all get a bonus.

That's like a hollow promise.

To ensure that the sales of our product

will keep rising

we'll expand our advertising

and develop a baby-care demonstration

in order that mothers will get to know

every product of our company.

That's a good idea, this will also save our time

in explaining the products to them.

That's why our company is urgently in need of a

pregnant woman to host this talk.

Hope you could provide us with some suitable models

I know a few

but their figures are great.

Try Yue, she looks like a pregnant woman.

She is the most suitable person.

Yes, you go.

Idiot, you ought to disguise as a pregnant woman.

Try Miss Hong Kong, she's got fame

and fits the role.

Fame is not that important, beauty is.

Besides, she must be really pregnant too

in order to create the right impression.

Needn't look anywhere, Ah Bo's wife is the right person.

Right...

No... she can't.

Be careful

Jin Jin.

What are you looking at? She's going to have a baby.

Give it up.

Brother, can you give me one?

Sure.

Wait until I've finished

I'll introduce you to do the demonstration.

But let me get this straight, I'll just sit around.

Of course, I'm also concerned if you get tired

I'm going up.

Everybody, the talk begins.

What I want to talk about

is how to bathe a baby.

For a mother of a new-born

this is something very troublesome.

First, we'll prepare some clean clothing

and diapers.

Remember to have a pot of hot water on the side.

If the water gets cold

you can put in some hot water immediately.

After you have taken off the baby's clothes

wrap him in a towel.

This way he won't catch cold

and it can also prevent him from kicking.

Before the bath, test the water temperature.

The most accurate way of course is to use a thermometer.

Now when you are holding the baby to wash his head

use your elbow...

Jin Jin

Jin Jin, can you go out for a moment now?

I think you should be the one to go out.

We should be extra careful

because the baby's head is very delicate.

First rub him with soap

and use a towel to wash him tenderly.

After that, dry him.

Now we are going to wash his body.

Before putting the baby into the water.

Hold his ears

so that water won't get in.

Are you really eight months pregnant?

So what?

This means I am the father.

When we are bathing the baby

pay attention to the water temperature.

If it's not hot enough, add in some hot water.

This is a wrong step.

The baby should be taken away from the bath tub

before adding in hot water.

What if it is really yours, Master Chiu?

Let me get this straight,

the child's name is Yu and has nothing to do with you.

After powdering him, it's done.

Why are you walking around? Are you nuts?

Can the gentleman down there stop disturbing others?

We only entertain lady guests, can you step out please?

Miss Wang Jin Jin, would you come up and please

demonstrate to us some exercises for pregnant women.

Doing exercises of this kind during your pregnancy

will help you a lot when you deliver the baby.

Miss Wang Jin Jin will start demonstrating.

Let's do push up 50 times.

Alright...

What?

Hi, can I come in?

No

I need to talk to you.

Sorry, my husband is coming back, goodbye

Jin Jin...

I'm back.

Yes.

You are early today.

Let me carry it for you.

No need.

Meal will be ready soon, have the soup first.

Alright.

How come there are so many flowers, who sent them?

What?

They were a bargain

so I bought more.

Bought them?

What's the matter with you?

How come the sofa is still warm

I just sat on it to set the flowers.

Here, have some soup.

How come there're two glasses, who came just now?

Nobody.

Dinner's ready.

How come there's smell of a man?

I smell that too.

You too?

Smells like one who hasn't bathed for several days

I'm talking about you. Go have a wash after dinner.

The soup is good, have some more

I've prepared a big pot.

Why? Are you inviting someone over?

No, the weather is getting dry

so I prepared a bigger pot for you.

So you're saying I'm feeling hot.

Of course.

C'mon, eat up

I read some news today

about a woman being caught in adultery by her husband.

Her husband chopped her up into 9 pieces.

How can a man be so cruel?

What cruel? If I were the husband

I'll cut her up into ninety pieces.

My husband is not that kind of person.

Hey... Don't forget to deliver the goods in time

I've got it.

If there's no delivery, it's your fault

I'll deliver to you in person another day, okay?

Madam, please follow me.

Thank you.

Mister, you can't go in, wait outside please

Jin Jin...

Stop messing around.

Can we find a place and talk?

There's nothing to talk about.

You are a straight forward person.

But I've a lot to talk to you

I know that you have something to talk to me too.

Please give me a chance.

Look, I know that

that moron must be here.

Ah Bo

Janet.

Ah Bo.

Come, let's dance.

Ah Bo, what do you want?

I should ask you what are you doing with Master Chiu?

Don't be angry.

They say one needn't be afraid of being cuckolded if

you can take it off quickly, but if you happen to be

green' all over, then it's real trouble.

Let's go back home and I'll explain to you.

Alright, you go back first.

Tonight, I'll let you explain.

What does all this mean?

What?

You seduce another man, and I can't flirt.

Don't be so depressed.

She'll be fine after staying home for a few days.

Susie?

Susie

Tommy.

Good, greet uncle

Uncle.

Good boy.

Not uncle, call daddy.

Call me daddy, okay?

Daddy.

Daddy will take you to the Ocean Park later

and buy you toys.

Are you hungry?

Let's go for a pizza, alright?

Let's go.

Ah Bo, do you want to come with us?

No.

Say goodbye to uncle.

- Goodbye. - Bye.

Hello.

How come it's you?

Can I come in?

Oh, the dog's kennel has become a palace.

But the poor king

has to be alone.

What, your wife has left?

No point in living.

Don't be so selfish

it's no big deal letting your wife have fun elsewhere?

Someone like Mister Chiu

is not easy to hitch up.

Once you have, you would have lots of benefits.

Look at the bright side, when she's had her fun

she'll come back to you

then everyone's happy.

Are you finished?

Isn't it true?

Though the husband is willing

the wife must be a slut to do this sort of thing.

You are in no position to criticize my wife.

Are you nuts? Looking for your wife in my home.

Has Jin Jin left home?

Hasn't she come here?

Not yet.

When she left hospital that day I took her to the peak

she distinctly said she has a warm home.

Could she have been lying to me?

She wasn't telling the truth it seems.

Aren't you now in the same situation as I am?

Women are insatiable

I have experience

and I know Jin Jin's personality well.

She's quite direct; she won't turn back once she leaves.

If she could treat a man of

status and wealth like me in this way

think what she would do to you.

There's no more hope

you should find another wife.

Sorry to have disturbed you.

Drop in when you have time.

Brother, who is he?

Jin Jin's husband.

No wonder he looks dumb

like a tramp.

Dad.

Yes?

I want to bring Jin Jin back.

Isn't she married?

Yes, she's pregnant.

What has that to do with you?

The child is mine.

But her husband...

They are separated.

Don't say I haven't

reminded you both.

We Chius will not allow

a divorcee to be part of this family.

If she bears a male child

we must have him back

if she bears a girl

just give her some money.

Brother, what's your problem?

Look, a new Miss Hong Kong will be selected soon.

There's thirty odd contestants

just pick anyone.

Look, how beautiful.

What a change.

Is your miss at home?

She...

She's not here, what did you want with her?

Uncle, please let me see Jin Jin

I said she's not here, why would I cheat you?

No, she must be here.

Hey.

Mesmerized by your smile, my heart lights up

I will never forget for the rest of my life

I'm sorry.

Mesmerized by your posture, each moment is beautiful

you're most important

strands of memories stir each night

remembering your smile in the wind

and your jet black hair

following your light footsteps

but why are these just memories

remembering your smile in the wind

and your jet black hair

my heart hurts so I call out

in my dreams.

The most beautiful thing in my life

is meeting you by chance that day

I'll embrace it forever

I know I'll never

find passionate love again.

Why do I have to remember?

Remembering your smile in the wind

and your jet black hair

following your light footsteps

but why are these just memories

remembering your smile in the wind

and your jet black hair

my heart hurts so I call out

in my dreams.

Hey.

"Estimate due date"