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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:46,626 --> 00:01:48,141 ''Let's go, go ... Hurry man!!'' 2 00:01:52,482 --> 00:01:55,747 ''Hey, was that the tyre!!? - No, he's shooting at me! Hurry up!!'' 3 00:01:57,467 --> 00:01:58,784 Hey, Start the car! 4 00:01:59,987 --> 00:02:01,682 ''Hurry up ... move, move!'' 5 00:02:02,089 --> 00:02:03,989 It's not starting. Push the car. 6 00:02:04,191 --> 00:02:06,091 Hang on ...it's starting.. there we go! 7 00:02:10,331 --> 00:02:12,731 What's happening? Who's he? Who are you? 8 00:02:13,100 --> 00:02:15,364 I'm just a simple man. PIease save me! 9 00:02:15,769 --> 00:02:18,431 Then why is he shooting at you? - I don't know. 10 00:02:18,906 --> 00:02:24,173 ''Dude, is this some mafia nonsense? I'II get screwed along with you!'' 11 00:02:25,012 --> 00:02:27,242 See that jeep behind us - pIease go in that! 12 00:02:28,415 --> 00:02:29,712 Is that him? 13 00:02:30,184 --> 00:02:31,378 Oh god! 14 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:41,159 ''Dear lord! Hey, do you know the Hanuman prayer?'' 15 00:02:42,730 --> 00:02:44,857 Gayatri mantra? - I don't. 16 00:02:45,032 --> 00:02:46,863 ''Dude, sing any hymn you know!'' 17 00:02:47,234 --> 00:02:49,168 Now I lay me down to sleep... 18 00:02:50,070 --> 00:02:51,435 We're dead meat! 19 00:02:51,605 --> 00:02:53,539 ''If I die before I wake, I pray the lord my soul to take...'' 20 00:02:53,741 --> 00:02:55,368 Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! 21 00:02:57,945 --> 00:03:01,972 Go away! Don't follow me! You'II get me kiIIed. 22 00:03:03,250 --> 00:03:05,548 Shoo! - Stop! 23 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:08,354 Shoo! Get lost! - PIease buddy! 24 00:03:08,856 --> 00:03:10,687 ''Don't follow behind me! - Please, Sir!'' 25 00:03:14,750 --> 00:03:16,210 Hey, get out from here! 26 00:03:46,026 --> 00:03:49,962 Whoa! You again? Buzz off! 27 00:03:51,065 --> 00:03:53,659 ''Please..., Taxi! Please... Don't leave me, Taxi.'' 28 00:04:00,107 --> 00:04:01,734 ''Quick, call the cops!'' 29 00:04:02,076 --> 00:04:03,600 ''Good morning, Sir.'' 30 00:04:04,011 --> 00:04:05,603 Welcome... Some tea? 31 00:04:08,449 --> 00:04:09,381 Here... 32 00:04:10,050 --> 00:04:13,383 Welcome...''How's life, Ghanshyam?'' 33 00:04:14,054 --> 00:04:15,783 You? Here? 34 00:04:16,056 --> 00:04:18,991 Hey, Call your wife. Tell her you've been kidnapped. 35 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:21,360 Two million - cash. Got it? 36 00:04:22,096 --> 00:04:24,600 But... But what? 37 00:04:24,898 --> 00:04:26,798 You borrowed money; and you didn't return it on time. 38 00:04:28,902 --> 00:04:35,666 ''Circuit, I'd said ''point the gun'', not ''shoot it all over Mumbai!!'' 39 00:04:35,777 --> 00:04:37,192 What if someone get shot? 40 00:04:37,311 --> 00:04:38,835 Chill out bro! 41 00:04:39,113 --> 00:04:41,707 They're fake bullets... they just sting! 42 00:04:42,249 --> 00:04:51,999 ''Hey, Flo Jo, at this range even a fake bullet can do the job! What?'' 43 00:04:52,192 --> 00:04:53,921 Who are you people? 44 00:04:54,194 --> 00:04:57,400 Didn't they tell you. We're social workers. 'Loan-default Prevention Specialists'. 45 00:04:57,598 --> 00:05:00,863 You owe him 2 million: Just pay up and Go home. 46 00:05:02,136 --> 00:05:06,664 ''But Manilal, this is wrong. You know, i've paid to your brother in time.'' 47 00:05:07,007 --> 00:05:10,499 My brother swindled half the city and fled to Dubai. 48 00:05:11,145 --> 00:05:16,208 I don't care what deal you guys had - I want my money. 49 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:18,311 But, it was you who asked me to pay to him!! 50 00:05:18,585 --> 00:05:22,453 I don't care! I want my money back. 51 00:05:23,090 --> 00:05:25,650 Hang on... You paid back to his brother? 52 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:28,321 Yes. Ask him. - What does he care...? 53 00:05:28,595 --> 00:05:29,823 Quiet! 54 00:05:34,134 --> 00:05:37,297 ''Dude, you made a very big mistake.'' 55 00:05:38,238 --> 00:05:39,967 ''Ghanshyam, go home.'' 56 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,843 ''Take this, and call your wife. - But... why?'' 57 00:05:50,184 --> 00:05:53,176 ''Hey, don't fuse my 'circuit' or...'' 58 00:05:53,654 --> 00:05:55,884 You'll be riding home in three different bags! 59 00:05:56,357 --> 00:05:59,918 ''Tell your woman to send 1 million, because you've been kidnapped.'' 60 00:06:00,427 --> 00:06:02,793 One million? For what purpose?! 61 00:06:03,163 --> 00:06:06,927 Because you pay me to do dishonest job, that's why... 62 00:06:07,201 --> 00:06:11,300 ''My father says, ''Don't be dishonest, and don't tolerate dishonesty.'' 63 00:06:11,605 --> 00:06:14,937 ''Now, call your wife!'' Now!! 64 00:06:21,782 --> 00:06:24,012 Grab him. - Yes brother. 65 00:06:25,319 --> 00:06:26,251 Quiet! 66 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:37,262 ''Telegram for Murli Prasad Sharma (Munna Bhai)! - Open it, quick!'' 67 00:06:39,533 --> 00:06:40,693 When? 68 00:06:41,368 --> 00:06:43,700 ''The evening train, brother. - Damn! We're screwed!'' 69 00:06:44,438 --> 00:06:46,372 ''Aalam, call Banwari! Move it!!'' 70 00:06:47,474 --> 00:06:49,965 ''The boss's old man is coming, by the 5 o'clock train...'' 71 00:06:50,310 --> 00:06:51,971 What?! - But he always comes in July...? 72 00:06:52,246 --> 00:06:55,306 Fool! He's not the monsoon. He can come whenever he like. 73 00:06:55,549 --> 00:07:01,200 The Boss's (Munna Bhai) dad is coming! 5 o'clock! 74 00:07:01,455 --> 00:07:05,915 ''C'mon, hurry up! Move it! We don't have time!'' 75 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:45,290 ''You're still a rookie, child.'' 76 00:08:45,492 --> 00:08:47,426 Sorry...Forgive me... It was on the floor... 77 00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:49,528 I was returning it... I'm not a pickpocket. 78 00:08:49,830 --> 00:08:53,561 Bloody thief! Pickpocket! Let's beat him! 79 00:08:59,573 --> 00:09:01,837 See how they're beating the poor thing. 80 00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:05,508 What are you doing? Make way! 81 00:09:06,013 --> 00:09:08,948 What are you doing? Leave him! Why are you beating him? 82 00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:13,519 ''He stole from me, why are all of you getting excited?'' 83 00:09:14,021 --> 00:09:15,818 I wiII beat this man. Come with me! 84 00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:18,523 ''You don't know these ruffians, sir. - Let us at him, we'II teach him!'' 85 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:21,190 ''WeII, shouId I...? - No.'' 86 00:09:21,461 --> 00:09:22,894 Do you know who they are? 87 00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:26,031 These are the peopIe of our country. Look at their faces. 88 00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:31,767 Someone's fought with his wife; another's son won't Iisten to him. 89 00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:34,106 ''One's jeaIous of his neighbour's success,'' 90 00:09:34,341 --> 00:09:36,332 and one has had it with his IandIord's demands. 91 00:09:36,677 --> 00:09:40,169 From the government's corruption to the cricket team's defeat... 92 00:09:40,414 --> 00:09:42,279 they're upset about everything. 93 00:09:42,549 --> 00:09:47,987 ''But their anger is siIent, bottIed up. They'II pour it out on you.'' 94 00:09:48,455 --> 00:09:50,650 ShouId I hand you over to them? They'II definiteIy crack your skuII! 95 00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:54,985 No! Forgive me sir! I made a mistake! 96 00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:59,025 Can't see them brother... - Keep looking. 97 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:02,166 ''AIright everyone, he's Iearned his Iesson.'' 98 00:10:02,569 --> 00:10:04,696 Thank you for your heIp. 99 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:13,110 ''Son, it's simpIer to live honestIy. Understand?'' 100 00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:17,383 Namaste. - BIess you. 101 00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:19,752 Namaste. - Good... God bIess... 102 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:23,381 What the heII are you doing here? - You know him? 103 00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:25,758 He...no..no.. 104 00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:27,759 Porter! 105 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:32,595 You're hurt. Come... our son is a doctor. 106 00:10:33,210 --> 00:10:37,999 ''The boss's old man has arrived !!! 107 00:10:38,105 --> 00:10:40,403 Let's go! Hurry! Hurry! 108 00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:45,608 Hey... you! Bring me down... 109 00:10:56,923 --> 00:11:00,154 Hey... I'm hangin' here!! Put the ladder back! HeIp! 110 00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:13,238 Wow! A new signboard? 111 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:16,165 ''Yes. Was put up right after we got the teIegram.... This way, Ma'am.'' 112 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:19,108 ''Go ahead, read it.'' 113 00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:23,246 ''Read it quickIy, I want to meet my son. Fine! I'II read it.'' 114 00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:26,646 'Hari Prasad Sharma CharitabIe HospitaI' 115 00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:29,284 That's his name. Happy? 116 00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:31,624 Read your name? Let's go in. 117 00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:35,325 Even my son ran away from the viIIage. 118 00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:42,265 ''But, unIike you, he worked hard and became a doctor. Let's go.'' 119 00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:47,607 It's what we feared - Lymphosarcoma of the intestines. 120 00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:49,942 ''Doc, wiII I Iive?'' 121 00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:56,111 ''Yes, because onIy Dr.MurIi Prasad Sharma knows the cure for this disease.'' 122 00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:57,348 ReaIIy? 123 00:11:57,784 --> 00:11:59,445 ''Father, you're here!'' 124 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:01,718 ''God bIess you, son.'' 125 00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:04,717 How are you Ma? - Fine. How are you? 126 00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:06,491 Me? Great! 127 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:10,526 ''Great? He works day and night, ignoring his own heaIth.'' 128 00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:15,764 That's my son! SeIfIessness is the sure way to heaven. 129 00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:16,934 ''Thanks, father.'' 130 00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:20,640 ''Oh, and Iook at this chiId - he's bIeeding.'' 131 00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:23,972 The doctor wiII fix you up. 132 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:29,972 You...? A doctor?! 133 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:35,184 ''Dr. Lohanna, it's a deep cut - an emergency - fix it!'' 134 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,351 But... 135 00:12:40,127 --> 00:12:42,687 Don't worry. Dr. Lohanna wiII deaI with him. 136 00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:46,031 You must be tired. Go rest. 137 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:49,063 Seeing you makes us Iess weary. 138 00:12:50,504 --> 00:12:52,199 Shhh... Quiet! 139 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:55,501 What happened? - They're punching... 140 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:58,672 Stitching... him up. It's painfuI. 141 00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:03,015 I've brought it! Here! 142 00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:08,450 ''1 miIIion. Let my husband go, pIease!'' 143 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,888 ''Shut up! Remember, Brother's a doctor!'' 144 00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:31,242 ''Sorry madam, if money couId save Iives then the rich wouId never die.'' 145 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:37,614 ''Circuit, heIp the Iady. - Huh!? ...Yes, doctor.'' 146 00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:39,283 Madam... 147 00:13:39,553 --> 00:13:41,384 But I... - PIease come with me. 148 00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:43,111 Don't worry. Everything wiII be fine 149 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:50,163 Her husband was so obese that i have to remove his fat by operation... 150 00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:52,154 Is this aII of it? - Yes 151 00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:55,197 ChiII sis! Go sit in the car. He'II be right out. 152 00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:57,194 Soon...? - Don't you worry! 153 00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,369 Goddamn rodent! Beat it! 154 00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:01,807 You carry on son. 155 00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:06,805 ''Hey, didn't we meet the Iast time too?'' 156 00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:10,475 Are you ok? - No it's... 157 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,947 I'm ... I'm... 158 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,853 ''Dr.Monty, take my parents inside, quick.'' 159 00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,564 ''Nurse, get me the chIoroform.'' 160 00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:32,236 What? 161 00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:38,240 You over-acting piece of crap... 162 00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:41,576 ''Look at him, what a naturaI!'' 163 00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:45,045 He's been acting for three years and father's never recognised him. 164 00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:49,255 ''Get up, jerk! You're cured. Now, get out!'' 165 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,290 What the heII is going on? 166 00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:55,320 It's a Iong story! Scram! 167 00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:15,271 ''Brother, if it hurts you so much...'' 168 00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:22,287 ...why don't you just teII your father the truth? 169 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:30,723 ''TeII him, in this city a don gets more respect than any damn doc.'' 170 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,534 He'II die if he gets to know... 171 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:40,372 ''Its just seven days of drama, Circuit. Let it be.'' 172 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:53,416 ''Ma, remember when I saw a ghost near the cemetery?'' 173 00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:57,419 And it was Chandu who was sIeepwaIking. 174 00:15:58,024 --> 00:15:59,855 And father had raised his cane... 175 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:02,684 ''FooI! Why did you go near the cemetery?'' 176 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,193 I was so scared. 177 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:09,034 Scared? You were shaking! 178 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:15,407 And you hugged me... And I feIt nothing couId scare me 179 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:19,203 You used to caII it something...? - The Magic Hug! 180 00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,070 The Magic Hug! 181 00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:31,251 Get up. - What...? 182 00:16:31,725 --> 00:16:33,488 Do as I say. 183 00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:36,961 Come here. 184 00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:41,400 ''Now teII me, what's bothering you?'' 185 00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:45,502 ''Ma, if I wasn't a doctor...'' 186 00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:48,169 What are you two up to? 187 00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,304 ''Nothing father. Just nostaIgia, about the viIIage...'' 188 00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:53,978 So come back. You are so famous in the viIIage today. 189 00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:57,778 ''The naughtiest kid who became a big doctor in the city!'' 190 00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:00,283 ''He wasn't the naughtiest. - Ah, right.'' 191 00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:05,820 ''It was I who stoIe fruits, set fire to peopIe's trousers... right?'' 192 00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:18,935 'Morning sir! - 'Morning... What's going on? 193 00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:21,704 ''Oh, nothing. They're Ioony bins. How's the Doc?'' 194 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:23,976 He's fine. How much for a coconut? 195 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,542 WouId I ever accept money from you? 196 00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:28,880 ''WouId you Iike one with water, or a creamy one?'' 197 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,149 Neither...if it's free. 198 00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:33,214 PIease don't do this! - Ok ...I'm off! 199 00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:35,546 ''Stop, sir! I was kidding. PIease...'' 200 00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:37,388 A coconut pIease. 201 00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:40,182 Fifteen bucks for a creamy one and ten for water! 202 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,396 ''Excuse me, do I know you?'' 203 00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:50,067 ''I don't know about that, but I certainIy know you, Dr. Asthana.'' 204 00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:00,369 Mr. Sharma! - Correct! 205 00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:03,582 How are you Mr. Sharma? - You know each other? 206 00:18:04,017 --> 00:18:06,247 Of course. When we finaIIy got a hospitaI... 207 00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:08,620 he was the first doctor to come to the viIIage. 208 00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:11,289 ''He stayed for two years! - Yes, but you, here?'' 209 00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:14,192 My son Munna has a hospitaI here. 210 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:16,356 Munna's hospitaI? - Yes. 211 00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:18,460 I don't understand. - You don't need to. 212 00:18:18,832 --> 00:18:20,993 Which coconut wouId you Iike? - HoId on. 213 00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:23,395 Munna's a doctor?? 214 00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:27,671 ''Remember, I had toId you my son wouId become a doctor someday?'' 215 00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:31,341 You did sir... now shouId I cut a cream coconut? 216 00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:33,006 Hang on. 217 00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:37,011 ''Surprising...I Iive near by, and I don't know of this hospitaI.'' 218 00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:40,045 Forget about it! What's that got to do with my coconuts? You... 219 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,717 Damn you and your coconuts. Stop it I say. 220 00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:50,728 Lets go to my house. - Sure. 221 00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:55,725 ''So, you say your son's hospitaI is cIose by?'' 222 00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:58,761 But I know aII the doctors around... - Bananas? 223 00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:17,553 ''This standing around, Iaughing IoudIy... what is that?'' 224 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:18,950 Laughter therapy. 225 00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:24,390 ''If you're tense, or angry, you Iaugh IoudIy...'' 226 00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:26,593 it Iowers the bIood pressure. 227 00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:29,596 But how do you Iaugh when you're tense? - Practice! 228 00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:33,802 ''Look at me. The angrier I get, the harder I Iaugh'' 229 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:35,400 PIease sit. 230 00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:39,809 PIease get another cup. - Right away. 231 00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:43,413 So where did Munna get his M.B.B.S. degree from? 232 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,378 I don't know. 233 00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:47,620 He was in high schooI when he ran away from home. 234 00:19:47,921 --> 00:19:50,856 It was my fauIt - I was too strict. 235 00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,188 I wanted him to be a doctor... 236 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,687 but he kept fIunking. - I remember. 237 00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:59,898 I was so scared that he wouId become a criminaI... 238 00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:02,896 ''but fifteen years Iater he caIIed and said,'' 239 00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:06,234 Father I've become a doctor. 240 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:11,108 I can't express the joy I feIt. 241 00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:13,901 Tea. 242 00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:19,311 ''Mr. Sharma, good things happen to good peopIe.'' 243 00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:22,920 And how's your daughter Chinki? - Good. 244 00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:25,957 What does she do now? - She's a doctor. 245 00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:34,659 Is she married? - I'm stiII Iooking for a groom - 246 00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:37,662 ''she insists on getting married onIy to a doctor, someone she knows.'' 247 00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:39,538 She's right. 248 00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:43,804 ''WeII, there is a doctor Chinki's known as a chiId.'' 249 00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:48,178 ''Co-incidentaIIy, I have his photo right here.'' 250 00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:55,585 What do you say? 251 00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:03,426 Marriage! Not for me! It'II be a big probIem. 252 00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:07,624 Fine. Lets go Parvati. - Where? 253 00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:13,495 To our viIIage! No one there negates their parents' wishes so merciIessIy. 254 00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:18,373 What is aII this? Mom... - He's right. 255 00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:22,037 My poor IittIe heart had just one Iast wish... 256 00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:24,509 ...to pIay with my grandkids. 257 00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:28,048 Looks Iike I'II die without that joy 258 00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:32,046 ''You're making a mountain out of a moIehiII. Circuit, expIain to them!'' 259 00:21:35,662 --> 00:21:38,825 ''Sir, you see...'' 260 00:21:39,198 --> 00:21:44,465 Brother is so busy 24/7... 261 00:21:45,204 --> 00:21:47,672 the wife wouIdn't understand the pressures of running the hospitaI... 262 00:21:50,209 --> 00:21:52,143 ''UnIess, of course, she was a doctor herseIf.'' 263 00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:56,743 That's true. OnIy a doctor can understand a doctor's pressures. 264 00:21:57,216 --> 00:21:59,878 ExactIy. Father... 265 00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:04,656 Why are you smiIing Iike that? 266 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,692 Mom? You too? 267 00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:11,826 We've found a Iady doctor for you. 268 00:22:12,231 --> 00:22:14,825 And you have an appointment with her tomorrow. 269 00:22:15,234 --> 00:22:16,963 What doctor?! 270 00:22:18,404 --> 00:22:19,428 Chinki. 271 00:22:20,807 --> 00:22:23,173 Chinki! What kind of name is that? 272 00:22:25,244 --> 00:22:27,508 Hang on...That Chinki?! 273 00:22:34,287 --> 00:22:36,221 Brother how is Chinki to Iook at? 274 00:22:36,956 --> 00:22:39,220 ''Like, reaIIy pretty?'' 275 00:22:41,327 --> 00:22:46,230 ''WeII, when we were kids, she was a fatso with two oiIed pigtaiIs,'' 276 00:22:46,999 --> 00:22:49,263 ...and a perenniaI running nose. 277 00:22:51,137 --> 00:22:52,604 We pIayed together a Iot. 278 00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:55,396 ''I'd be the doctor, and she'd be the wife.'' 279 00:22:55,908 --> 00:22:58,775 ''I'd go to the cIinic, she'd stay home and cook.'' 280 00:22:59,812 --> 00:23:03,646 ''WeII then, marriage sounds Iike a good idea.'' 281 00:23:04,283 --> 00:23:06,251 ''Use your head, Circuit!'' 282 00:23:06,786 --> 00:23:08,947 In two days she'II see right through this doctor drama! 283 00:23:09,355 --> 00:23:11,983 ''Just say, ''Dude, I'm not a doctor. So bite me!!'' 284 00:23:12,525 --> 00:23:16,928 You taIk Iike a doofus sometimes. Why shouId I ruin her Iife? 285 00:23:19,365 --> 00:23:23,301 ''But Brother, something has to be done. - You're right...'' 286 00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:25,970 Something must be done. 287 00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:29,341 ''Chinki! Munna's phone caII, for you.'' 288 00:23:31,177 --> 00:23:32,109 Munna? 289 00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:36,638 ''Go on, taIk to him.'' 290 00:23:40,486 --> 00:23:44,354 ''Dad, do you mind? - No, I don't mind.'' 291 00:23:45,425 --> 00:23:47,359 TaIk niceIy with him. - OK dad. 292 00:23:47,827 --> 00:23:50,955 ''I'II speak niceIy, I'II marry him niceIy...'' 293 00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:54,397 ''we'II have nice IittIe chiIdren, and they'II caII you grandpa.'' 294 00:23:54,801 --> 00:23:56,393 ''Now, some privacy pIease?'' 295 00:23:57,470 --> 00:23:58,835 ''HeIIo, Chinki?'' 296 00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:01,335 ''Good morning, doctor. You're an earIy riser.'' 297 00:24:01,808 --> 00:24:05,676 No. I haven't sIept aII night. - Why? Was there an emergency? 298 00:24:06,179 --> 00:24:09,512 Damn straight! I'm up shit creek and sinking fast. 299 00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:16,149 Why are you Iaughing? - You're taIking funny. 300 00:24:16,722 --> 00:24:17,984 It's how I speak. 301 00:24:19,292 --> 00:24:23,388 ''Fine, Iet's taIk your taIk then... Wassup?! Gimme the dope on your Iife.'' 302 00:24:23,863 --> 00:24:26,058 ''The buzz is you're a doc now, dude...'' 303 00:24:26,399 --> 00:24:29,425 ''I'm not a doctor. - Like, I know.'' 304 00:24:29,836 --> 00:24:32,430 Say what? - I've known you for ages. 305 00:24:32,872 --> 00:24:37,241 ''You were a IittIe ruffian, and you're stiII the same, bro...'' 306 00:24:37,643 --> 00:24:41,909 ''I'm not a ruffian, babe! I'm a sociaI worker.'' 307 00:24:42,648 --> 00:24:44,445 ''I provide financiaI heIp, get it?'' 308 00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:47,446 Munna! Do you taIk Iike this to your patients as weII? 309 00:24:47,787 --> 00:24:51,154 ''Patients?! I'm serious, Chinki, I'm not a doctor.'' 310 00:24:52,592 --> 00:24:55,152 I don't have time to expIain. 311 00:24:55,595 --> 00:25:02,467 ''When I come over, you reject me - say I'm ugIy - anything.'' 312 00:25:03,336 --> 00:25:08,467 ''And pIease, make sure my father doesn't find out - if he does, he'II die.'' 313 00:25:11,544 --> 00:25:14,138 ''Gotta go. Reject me, OK?'' 314 00:25:20,052 --> 00:25:22,316 Your mother has bought this for you. 315 00:25:22,788 --> 00:25:26,849 You'II Iook regaI in it. 316 00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:30,056 ''Hurry, your mother's ready and waiting.'' 317 00:25:39,438 --> 00:25:42,566 ''Lakshmi, get the sugar separateIy from the tea.'' 318 00:25:43,644 --> 00:25:44,770 What happened? 319 00:25:46,446 --> 00:25:48,914 Someone owes you money? - Money? 320 00:25:50,017 --> 00:25:51,951 Wanna kidnap someone? - What?! 321 00:25:52,419 --> 00:25:55,786 Wanna have someone roughed up? - What nonsense! 322 00:25:56,156 --> 00:25:58,351 Then why is this photo here? 323 00:25:59,092 --> 00:26:00,855 This is Chinki's prospective bridegroom. 324 00:26:01,662 --> 00:26:04,153 She's marrying that gangster - Munna!?! 325 00:26:21,682 --> 00:26:23,274 What happened? 326 00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:25,809 ''Chinki, go to the hospitaI.'' 327 00:26:27,721 --> 00:26:29,985 But... isn't Munna coming? - I forgot to teII you. 328 00:26:30,257 --> 00:26:32,657 It's postponed tiII next week. - But dad... 329 00:26:35,762 --> 00:26:37,889 ''Hurry up, fast! I have some work here.'' 330 00:26:44,838 --> 00:26:47,363 ''Good morning, sir. - Shut up, man! I Iook Iike a dork!'' 331 00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:51,437 Now Iisten - caII me every 5 minutes with an 'emergency'. 332 00:26:51,912 --> 00:26:55,780 ''If I'm not out in 20, get me out.'' 333 00:26:56,817 --> 00:26:59,308 ''ChiII, Brother. Chinki's on it, she'II reject you.'' 334 00:26:59,953 --> 00:27:00,977 ''HeIIo, sir.'' 335 00:27:02,756 --> 00:27:04,314 ''Let's go, son.'' 336 00:27:16,803 --> 00:27:19,067 See? Laughter therapy. 337 00:27:20,007 --> 00:27:22,737 ''Yes, he must be nervous.'' 338 00:27:33,854 --> 00:27:37,255 ''Munna, where did you get your M.B.B.S degree?'' 339 00:27:41,928 --> 00:27:44,158 Doctors' degree... 340 00:27:44,898 --> 00:27:49,164 Err... Dongri MedicaI CoIIege. 341 00:27:52,906 --> 00:27:55,500 What is your speciaIisation? 342 00:27:56,910 --> 00:28:01,040 ''Hands? Feet? Bones? Or, just...the throat?'' 343 00:28:06,887 --> 00:28:09,378 ''Is everything OK? No stress, no mess?'' 344 00:28:09,923 --> 00:28:13,825 ''Right, put him on gIucose, and caII me if there's an emergency, OK?'' 345 00:28:14,227 --> 00:28:15,216 Right. 346 00:28:20,333 --> 00:28:24,030 Your parents are very proud of your achievements. 347 00:28:25,939 --> 00:28:30,273 Do you feeI proud too? - No. I'm just a humbIe man. 348 00:28:31,745 --> 00:28:33,542 You're not proud? 349 00:28:36,116 --> 00:28:37,947 ''Then are you ashamed, doctor?'' 350 00:28:49,563 --> 00:28:51,463 ''TaIk to me. Come on, answer me.'' 351 00:28:51,932 --> 00:28:56,767 When you see pride and happiness on their faces... 352 00:28:58,038 --> 00:29:00,233 ''do you feeI ashamed, 'Brother' Munna?'' 353 00:29:05,412 --> 00:29:09,280 No answer... Looks Iike there is a probIem. 354 00:29:09,983 --> 00:29:12,315 ''Let's go, father. I'm not interested in Chinki.'' 355 00:29:12,686 --> 00:29:16,452 You are not interested in her?! Who are you. What are you? 356 00:29:17,090 --> 00:29:18,751 She's a doctor. 357 00:29:20,393 --> 00:29:22,554 Do you know a doctors status! 358 00:29:23,130 --> 00:29:24,222 ''Father, Iet's go!'' 359 00:29:25,499 --> 00:29:28,434 ''Sir, pIease be forthright. What are you impIying?'' 360 00:29:29,069 --> 00:29:30,263 ''Sure, Sir.'' 361 00:29:31,505 --> 00:29:37,171 Your son is a mobster. He kidnaps peopIe for money. 362 00:29:37,711 --> 00:29:42,011 ''If you knew this, then you're a bigger fraud than him;'' 363 00:29:42,349 --> 00:29:46,615 ''and if you didn't know, then you're the biggest fooI on Earth!'' 364 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:48,353 Enough! 365 00:29:50,056 --> 00:29:51,387 That's it. 366 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,087 Munna... is this true? 367 00:30:07,774 --> 00:30:09,708 ''You are a doctor, yes?'' 368 00:30:36,269 --> 00:30:40,433 ''Sir, I beg your forgiveness. I spoke too soon.'' 369 00:30:40,841 --> 00:30:43,605 Doctor! The patient in no. 4 has fainted. Hurry! 370 00:31:07,667 --> 00:31:09,897 At Ieast wear your turban. - How can I? 371 00:31:10,370 --> 00:31:13,897 Munna has stripped us of our dignity. - But he's our son. Forgive him. 372 00:31:14,341 --> 00:31:17,902 ''Enough, Parvati! It takes a Iifetime to earn respect...'' 373 00:31:18,478 --> 00:31:22,244 and your son.... Let's go. 374 00:31:34,494 --> 00:31:40,763 He has never stepped out without his turban. 375 00:31:52,913 --> 00:31:54,847 Why did you do this Munna? 376 00:31:57,651 --> 00:31:59,516 ''I was afraid, Ma.'' 377 00:32:00,654 --> 00:32:02,986 ''After years, when I spoke to him...'' 378 00:32:04,391 --> 00:32:06,985 ''I thought he'd say ''How are you?'' 379 00:32:08,094 --> 00:32:10,824 ''Instead, he asked, What do you do in Mumbai?'' 380 00:32:12,699 --> 00:32:15,361 ''I hope you aren't a no-good ruffian or crook.'' 381 00:32:15,769 --> 00:32:17,100 ''I was scared, Ma.'' 382 00:32:18,505 --> 00:32:21,531 ''Without thinking I said, I'm a doctor.'' 383 00:32:33,486 --> 00:32:34,976 ''Stop him, Ma.'' 384 00:32:37,657 --> 00:32:39,591 He won't stop. 385 00:32:52,439 --> 00:32:56,136 Ma... give me a 'Magic Hug'... 386 00:33:00,380 --> 00:33:02,575 ''Parvati, Iet's Ieave!'' 387 00:33:32,712 --> 00:33:39,311 What did I teII Chinki? I don't want to marry you. 388 00:33:40,086 --> 00:33:44,182 ''Just Iet's not upset my father.'' Right?'' 389 00:33:45,825 --> 00:33:47,087 Correct. 390 00:33:48,128 --> 00:33:50,062 You want to do something about it... - No. 391 00:33:50,663 --> 00:33:53,564 ''She's a chiIdhood buddy, and a doctor too.'' 392 00:33:54,667 --> 00:33:58,501 ''You know, onIy doctors are respected?'' 393 00:34:00,006 --> 00:34:03,942 ''We don't deserve respect, onIy doctors do.'' 394 00:34:09,949 --> 00:34:12,543 BIoody.... Hey! Don't touch the signboard. 395 00:34:13,153 --> 00:34:16,088 My father's name is on it. Hands off! 396 00:34:16,456 --> 00:34:17,855 CaIm down. 397 00:34:18,324 --> 00:34:20,258 Bastards! Don't you dare! 398 00:34:27,700 --> 00:34:29,600 My oId man cried. 399 00:34:31,371 --> 00:34:35,307 ''He'd never cried, and I made him.'' 400 00:34:37,510 --> 00:34:39,444 ''Brother, we aII cried.'' 401 00:34:40,713 --> 00:34:42,647 You know why? 402 00:34:43,716 --> 00:34:47,379 Because I'm not a doctor. 403 00:34:48,421 --> 00:34:50,355 I've upset everyone. 404 00:35:03,536 --> 00:35:07,131 ''Circuit, I'm gonna be a doc too.'' 405 00:35:08,842 --> 00:35:13,279 ''Brother, Iets taIk about it tomorrow.'' 406 00:35:13,746 --> 00:35:17,341 I knew you'd say that... that I'm sIoshed... 407 00:35:17,784 --> 00:35:20,218 I'II forget by tomorrow... 408 00:35:21,788 --> 00:35:26,282 ''Brother, forget it. What's the point? - The point?'' 409 00:35:29,829 --> 00:35:31,729 I'II become a doctor and marry Chinki. 410 00:35:31,998 --> 00:35:36,935 And that Dr. Asthana... you don't know what he said. 411 00:35:37,737 --> 00:35:40,433 ''I was there, and I was siIent.'' 412 00:35:41,841 --> 00:35:45,106 I'II show him! I'II be a doctor! 413 00:35:46,913 --> 00:35:51,282 ''Circuit, find out, which is the best medicaI coIIege in Mumbai.'' 414 00:35:59,259 --> 00:36:00,726 Out of the way! 415 00:36:27,153 --> 00:36:29,087 I'II ask this guy. 416 00:36:29,556 --> 00:36:31,490 ''Hey, 'Safari Suit' - What?'' 417 00:36:31,958 --> 00:36:34,859 ''Whom does one see for admission? - FiII the form, over there.'' 418 00:36:35,962 --> 00:36:37,691 Who's the patient? - No one. 419 00:36:38,031 --> 00:36:39,931 Then who's to be admitted? - Brother. 420 00:36:40,233 --> 00:36:41,700 What's wrong with him? - Nothing. 421 00:36:41,968 --> 00:36:43,697 Then why admit him? - He wants to be a doctor. 422 00:36:43,903 --> 00:36:45,165 Who? - Brother! 423 00:36:45,405 --> 00:36:47,339 He's taIking about me! 424 00:36:48,975 --> 00:36:51,239 ''Yeah, right. And I want to become the heaIth minister.'' 425 00:36:52,045 --> 00:36:53,637 BIoody jerk-off! 426 00:36:53,980 --> 00:36:57,313 ''Enough of your crap. Now, whom do we meet?'' 427 00:36:58,017 --> 00:37:02,852 You want to become doctor... meet the dean 428 00:37:03,456 --> 00:37:04,889 What's a 'dean'? 429 00:37:05,158 --> 00:37:08,559 ''Errr...the headmaster, Iike, a coIIege principaI.'' 430 00:37:08,962 --> 00:37:11,590 He's in charge of admissions. - Where is he? 431 00:37:11,998 --> 00:37:13,693 ''In the Operation theatre, upstairs.'' 432 00:37:25,011 --> 00:37:27,104 Who's the dean here? - How did you get in? 433 00:37:27,413 --> 00:37:29,347 Are you the dean? - Rustom get them out. 434 00:37:31,451 --> 00:37:34,943 ''Look, I'II heIp you. Let's step outside first.'' 435 00:37:48,768 --> 00:37:50,599 You want admission? What were your H.S.C. scores? 436 00:37:52,105 --> 00:37:53,299 Say what? - High schooI... 437 00:37:53,506 --> 00:37:57,203 How much did you score? - How much do you need for admission? 438 00:37:57,510 --> 00:38:00,707 At Ieast ninety percent! - That's what I got. 439 00:38:01,114 --> 00:38:03,582 Right. We'II have a certificate by tonight - no tension. 440 00:38:03,850 --> 00:38:06,478 ''OK, then you must sit for a pre-medicaI entrance exam.'' 441 00:38:07,086 --> 00:38:10,021 ''If you pass, you're in.'' 442 00:38:10,456 --> 00:38:13,016 ''But, who wants admission?'' 443 00:38:13,426 --> 00:38:17,453 Is this exam necessary? - Of course! It is compuIsory. 444 00:38:18,131 --> 00:38:22,067 You took it? - ObviousIy! And I topped! 445 00:38:22,502 --> 00:38:24,436 Very good. ExceIIent. 446 00:38:27,140 --> 00:38:29,472 ''Hey, what's your name? - Dr. Rustom Pavri!'' 447 00:38:29,876 --> 00:38:31,639 Where do you Iive? - Dadar Parsi CoIony! 448 00:38:31,811 --> 00:38:33,335 Don't you have to get back to the operation? 449 00:38:33,546 --> 00:38:36,035 I've to prepare for my exam now. PIease go! 450 00:38:42,522 --> 00:38:46,583 ''Brother, my mum used to say, eat curd and sugar before an exam...'' 451 00:38:47,193 --> 00:38:51,129 you'II get excellent marks. - This is wrong! 452 00:38:51,564 --> 00:38:54,124 ''Dump the tension, dude. Dress him quickly, Rambo.'' 453 00:38:54,567 --> 00:38:56,967 ''Hey pops, the black one. - No, I want the queen!'' 454 00:39:01,841 --> 00:39:07,541 ''Hey Rusty, your dad's nuts about the queen.'' 455 00:39:07,847 --> 00:39:09,178 This is wrong! 456 00:39:09,415 --> 00:39:12,612 ''Dump the tension, dude. Your dad is with us.'' 457 00:39:13,619 --> 00:39:15,780 Go and take my exam. 458 00:39:16,689 --> 00:39:20,420 ''Go confidently, like Brother Munna. - What if I'm get caught out?'' 459 00:39:20,793 --> 00:39:23,694 ''You're asking for it, stooge. - Oh my!'' 460 00:39:24,330 --> 00:39:26,696 ''Brother, he's a duffer. - I'm teIIing you, we'II be caught.'' 461 00:39:26,999 --> 00:39:30,526 ''Doc, get a move on. I don't Iike being Iate for an exam.'' 462 00:39:30,666 --> 00:39:34,204 You saw his certificate - 98% in high schooI. 463 00:39:34,300 --> 00:39:36,868 It's only an Entrance Exam. So quit your moaning. 464 00:39:36,999 --> 00:39:40,210 Have this. It's your Admission card. Put him in a taxi! Move On! 465 00:39:41,281 --> 00:39:44,010 ''Remember: You pass, or we kick your arse.'' 466 00:39:58,297 --> 00:39:59,889 ''Your turn, Pops.'' 467 00:40:01,634 --> 00:40:05,764 PIay carom; drink juice - that's the good Iife! 468 00:40:16,382 --> 00:40:19,977 ''Pops, why are you after the queen?'' 469 00:40:20,420 --> 00:40:22,354 Because she is mine! 470 00:40:27,627 --> 00:40:30,755 ''Done, sir. - That was fast!'' 471 00:40:47,414 --> 00:40:48,176 Papa. 472 00:41:36,597 --> 00:41:39,498 Brother! Brother! 473 00:41:43,604 --> 00:41:46,869 ''Brother, the resuIts are out! You topped!'' 474 00:41:48,609 --> 00:41:50,873 Have some sweets to ceIebrate. - PIease have some... 475 00:41:53,046 --> 00:41:54,843 ''Brother, what's wrong?'' 476 00:42:04,124 --> 00:42:06,058 ''Nanavati HospitaI, I'm on my way!'' 477 00:42:06,593 --> 00:42:08,322 ''LeeIavati HospitaI, I'm off today!'' 478 00:42:08,595 --> 00:42:10,324 ''JJ HospitaI, hoId your horses, man!'' 479 00:42:10,697 --> 00:42:12,597 ''What's that? Breach Candy HospitaI?,'' 480 00:42:13,033 --> 00:42:16,366 ''hoId on, hoId on ... I'm a busy man!'' 481 00:42:53,140 --> 00:43:00,012 M is for the Master of Masters 482 00:43:00,847 --> 00:43:08,015 B is for Bohemian Doctor 483 00:43:08,889 --> 00:43:16,091 B is for BriIIiant Actor 484 00:43:22,769 --> 00:43:25,966 S is for the SIickest Character 485 00:43:26,773 --> 00:43:30,174 I make the twisted straight 486 00:43:30,777 --> 00:43:34,213 I make the simpIe great 487 00:43:34,948 --> 00:43:42,150 ''I make you Iaugh if you're down Or turn your smiIe into a frown'' 488 00:43:44,825 --> 00:43:48,090 ''My styIe, my smiIe'' 489 00:43:50,864 --> 00:43:54,129 ''Might make your heart crack, crack, crack!'' 490 00:43:54,868 --> 00:43:56,768 ''Ooh! What's your name, dude?'' 491 00:43:57,204 --> 00:43:59,069 ''Ooh! What's your name, dude?'' 492 00:43:59,806 --> 00:44:02,138 My name...? Haven't you heard yet!? 493 00:44:02,476 --> 00:44:05,741 ''Brother Munna, M.B.B.S.!'' 494 00:44:42,916 --> 00:44:44,645 My degree's A1 495 00:44:45,052 --> 00:44:46,314 Tops! 496 00:44:46,853 --> 00:44:48,252 Say what? 497 00:44:50,791 --> 00:44:54,454 ''My bride's gonna be hot, hot, hot'' 498 00:44:58,699 --> 00:45:01,862 Love wiII be aII around 499 00:45:02,502 --> 00:45:06,097 Our hearts wiII beat and pound 500 00:45:06,573 --> 00:45:10,100 We wiII be the worId's envy 501 00:45:10,577 --> 00:45:14,206 ''But we won't care, because, you see'' 502 00:45:17,050 --> 00:45:20,383 ''This dream, our dream,'' 503 00:45:23,190 --> 00:45:26,250 ''won't break, break, break!'' 504 00:45:26,660 --> 00:45:28,560 ''Oh! What's your name, dude?'' 505 00:45:28,895 --> 00:45:30,522 ''Oh! What's your name, dude?'' 506 00:45:31,031 --> 00:45:33,727 My name? You haven't heard yet!? 507 00:45:34,267 --> 00:45:37,964 ''Brother Munna, M.B.B.S.!'' 508 00:46:08,135 --> 00:46:11,002 ''Hey, move this stuff, man! Move it, make it quick, man!'' 509 00:46:31,158 --> 00:46:34,218 ''Ten or twenty bypasses a day - no tension!'' 510 00:46:34,661 --> 00:46:36,720 ''Too easy, bro!'' 511 00:46:38,899 --> 00:46:42,391 ''I'II forget eat and drink - no tension!'' 512 00:46:47,174 --> 00:46:50,109 In doIIars wiII be my pay 513 00:46:50,610 --> 00:46:54,307 The waIIet wiII sing everyday 514 00:46:54,948 --> 00:46:58,440 I'II dance and make the others too 515 00:46:58,952 --> 00:47:02,046 They'II do the disco in a pink tutu 516 00:47:02,956 --> 00:47:06,653 ''We wiII find our Eden, and hey'' 517 00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:10,391 A new song it'II be everyday 518 00:47:10,797 --> 00:47:14,699 ''To cooI bars, in new cars,'' 519 00:47:15,335 --> 00:47:18,634 We wiII make our merry way 520 00:47:21,208 --> 00:47:24,735 ''The girIs Oh with their IoveIy curIs'' 521 00:47:27,214 --> 00:47:30,479 ''WiII be weIcome For a free heart check, check, check!!'' 522 00:47:31,051 --> 00:47:32,814 ''Hey! What's your name, dude?'' 523 00:47:33,119 --> 00:47:35,144 ''Hey! What's your name, dude?'' 524 00:47:35,589 --> 00:47:38,149 My name? You haven't heard yet?! 525 00:47:38,925 --> 00:47:42,190 Brother Munna MBBS! 526 00:47:58,445 --> 00:48:01,175 ''Brother, eat your meaIs on time. - And write to us.'' 527 00:48:02,249 --> 00:48:05,776 Is this a bride's send-off?! - But... we'II miss you. 528 00:48:06,286 --> 00:48:08,117 ''HandIe these Ioonies, Circuit. - Carry on, Brother.'' 529 00:48:08,355 --> 00:48:10,550 Move it 'Drama Company'... March! 530 00:48:26,406 --> 00:48:29,705 ''Hey, what's wrong with him? - Attempted suicide - he ate poison.'' 531 00:48:30,343 --> 00:48:32,277 Then why is he Iying here - take him inside! 532 00:48:32,579 --> 00:48:34,513 His mom has stiII to fiII the form. 533 00:48:36,349 --> 00:48:37,782 PIease hurry! 534 00:48:41,388 --> 00:48:43,948 Doc... He's dying. Do something. 535 00:48:44,291 --> 00:48:46,282 Sorry. Take him to CasuaIty. I'm off duty. 536 00:48:46,593 --> 00:48:50,996 'Off duty'? He's dying in front of you - what the heII is 'off duty'! 537 00:48:51,498 --> 00:48:55,025 ''For an 'attempted suicide' case, a poIice form must be fiIIed first.'' 538 00:48:58,271 --> 00:49:00,432 What if I 'attempted murder' you - 539 00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:03,700 ''wiII the hospitaI save you or fiII a form first, huh?!'' 540 00:49:06,379 --> 00:49:07,573 CarefuI. 541 00:49:09,783 --> 00:49:11,307 Over here. 542 00:49:12,452 --> 00:49:14,352 PIease wait here. 543 00:49:16,423 --> 00:49:18,084 Is he your boy? - Yes. 544 00:49:18,425 --> 00:49:21,826 Dump the tension. They'II get aII the junk out of him in no time. 545 00:49:22,562 --> 00:49:23,961 ''Who are you, dear boy?'' 546 00:49:24,264 --> 00:49:27,062 MurIi Prasad Sharma. First year. Entrance exam topper. 547 00:49:27,567 --> 00:49:32,027 ''I gotta run to cIass. If the doc bugs you, caII me.'' 548 00:49:32,472 --> 00:49:34,201 Keep working on him Doc! 549 00:49:50,690 --> 00:49:51,748 What? 550 00:49:52,559 --> 00:49:54,959 Where is the first year cIassroom? - Why? 551 00:49:55,762 --> 00:49:56,990 What 'why'? 552 00:49:57,564 --> 00:49:59,293 Why are you Iooking for the cIassroom? 553 00:49:59,566 --> 00:50:02,501 Because I'm Iate. - For what? 554 00:50:03,370 --> 00:50:07,898 The cIass. Today is my first day. - But what wiII you do in the cIassroom? 555 00:50:08,908 --> 00:50:10,603 I'm a student. 556 00:50:12,645 --> 00:50:13,669 Student? 557 00:50:13,913 --> 00:50:17,110 Entrance exam topper.... Where's the cIass. 558 00:50:22,622 --> 00:50:25,887 Where's the cIass. - You're a student? 559 00:50:29,029 --> 00:50:31,156 I'II teII you what... what's your name? 560 00:50:33,833 --> 00:50:35,266 Dr. Suman. 561 00:50:35,802 --> 00:50:38,202 ''Dump the tension, I'II find the cIassroom myseIf.'' 562 00:50:41,674 --> 00:50:44,404 ''Where's the first-year cIass? - Straight, then Ieft...'' 563 00:50:53,165 --> 00:50:54,860 Good Morning sir! 564 00:51:10,148 --> 00:51:11,046 What's up? 565 00:51:33,639 --> 00:51:35,800 I Iike to teII you... 566 00:51:37,175 --> 00:51:42,511 The country's best doctors have studied in this very haII. 567 00:51:43,181 --> 00:51:46,173 They sat on these very benches. 568 00:51:46,919 --> 00:51:49,353 Just Iike you are sitting. 569 00:51:49,755 --> 00:51:52,588 ''Circuit, you had to seIect this coIIege, didn't you!'' 570 00:51:53,258 --> 00:51:59,720 You shouId be proud that you are to be a part of the 150-year-oId institution. 571 00:52:00,165 --> 00:52:02,565 ''He's right here, yapping about something.'' 572 00:52:09,241 --> 00:52:11,573 Which one of you wants to be a good doctor? 573 00:52:20,018 --> 00:52:21,952 Do you think you'II be a good doctor? 574 00:52:25,457 --> 00:52:28,551 ''Why, what's speciaI about you?'' 575 00:52:31,663 --> 00:52:34,598 I beIieve I can feeI the patients suffering. 576 00:52:35,067 --> 00:52:38,264 ''I want to treat them as friends, not just as patients.'' 577 00:52:44,810 --> 00:52:48,268 In my 25-year career I haven't befriended a singIe patient. 578 00:52:49,381 --> 00:52:54,318 ''I have not feIt their pain, just cured it.'' 579 00:53:14,906 --> 00:53:17,306 See this hand...Rock steady. 580 00:53:18,844 --> 00:53:23,679 ''It's done thousands of operations, but it never shook.'' 581 00:53:24,416 --> 00:53:30,719 ''But if I were to operate on my daughter, it wiII shake for sure.'' 582 00:53:31,990 --> 00:53:36,359 Why? Because I Iove my daughter. 583 00:53:38,463 --> 00:53:43,366 ''Friendship, empathy, attachment- these are weaknesses for a doctor.'' 584 00:53:46,004 --> 00:53:48,404 For the next five years... 585 00:53:49,574 --> 00:53:57,345 ''...you'II be taught that a patient is just a sick body, nothing eIse.'' 586 00:54:07,793 --> 00:54:12,526 If someone is dying outside the CasuaIty Ward is it necessary to fiII a form? 587 00:54:21,540 --> 00:54:23,872 Your cIasses start tomorrow at 8:00 AM. Thank you very much. 588 00:54:39,558 --> 00:54:41,890 I don't get it! How did he get so far? 589 00:54:51,636 --> 00:54:54,537 ''Dad, it's OK! Why do you get so excited?'' 590 00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:57,873 I am not excited! Do you know who he is? 591 00:54:58,577 --> 00:55:00,477 A thug! The don of our area! 592 00:55:02,914 --> 00:55:04,176 Hang on... 593 00:55:05,650 --> 00:55:08,517 ''he hasn't seen you here, has he? - Yes, he did.'' 594 00:55:09,755 --> 00:55:11,313 Did he recognise you? 595 00:55:12,491 --> 00:55:15,324 Of course not. He's never seen me before. 596 00:55:19,631 --> 00:55:22,122 He shouId never know that you're my daughter. Understand? 597 00:55:24,736 --> 00:55:26,897 Nobody shouId know that Suman is my daughter! 598 00:55:36,081 --> 00:55:38,606 ''Brother, why do you want to Iive in the hosteI?'' 599 00:55:39,684 --> 00:55:41,879 ''Excuse me bro, where is no. 12? - Right here.'' 600 00:55:44,790 --> 00:55:48,624 What the...! This room ends before it begins. 601 00:55:49,161 --> 00:55:53,291 Do you know why God sent me to this particuIar coIIege? 602 00:55:54,065 --> 00:55:55,999 God certainIy didn't teII me. 603 00:55:56,401 --> 00:56:01,600 ''God said, ''Go, settIe the score with the man who made your father cry.'' 604 00:56:01,740 --> 00:56:02,866 ''Right said, Brother.'' 605 00:56:03,041 --> 00:56:05,271 ''You've discussed it with God, then it's settIed.'' 606 00:56:05,710 --> 00:56:07,371 ''FeIIas, move the stuff in.'' 607 00:56:07,712 --> 00:56:11,648 ''Brother, I say we move this waII and take over the next room -'' 608 00:56:11,950 --> 00:56:15,317 we'II get more space here. Keep the TV on the tabIe. 609 00:56:15,720 --> 00:56:19,315 ''Brother, Iets break this waII too - we'II move the neighbour and...'' 610 00:56:19,724 --> 00:56:22,318 ''buiId you a nice, big bathroom, jacuzzi...Here.'' 611 00:56:22,894 --> 00:56:24,862 Keep the bags down. 612 00:56:25,263 --> 00:56:28,664 ''Yo, buzzy-bee, move your bag. The air conditioner goes there....'' 613 00:56:31,203 --> 00:56:32,363 ''Refrigerator, here.'' 614 00:56:32,804 --> 00:56:35,364 ''Brother, watch how I jazz up this room.'' 615 00:56:36,808 --> 00:56:38,935 Excuse me. WiII you stay here as weII? 616 00:56:39,311 --> 00:56:42,405 ''Yes, I'II sIeep in the fridge. Shut up!'' 617 00:56:42,814 --> 00:56:46,750 ''Dump the tension, Circuit.'' 618 00:56:47,819 --> 00:56:49,548 ''Yo, buzzy-bee, come here.'' 619 00:56:52,824 --> 00:56:55,315 What's your name? - Nagarajan Swami 620 00:56:55,827 --> 00:56:59,695 ''Look Swami, reIax! Grab a coId drink, watch TV, and enjoy.'' 621 00:57:00,232 --> 00:57:02,393 What is mine is yours... except for my underwear! 622 00:57:14,179 --> 00:57:17,774 ''Strip, then I'II teII you. - Look, ragging is not aIIowed!'' 623 00:57:18,283 --> 00:57:21,946 Of course it's aIIowed. Who said it isn't? WaIk this way... 624 00:57:32,264 --> 00:57:33,458 Shake it baby! 625 00:57:41,072 --> 00:57:43,006 ''Doctors, introduce yourseIves!'' 626 00:57:44,943 --> 00:57:47,605 ''I'm Dr. P.P. Ashok. - Hey, bIack undy, come on!'' 627 00:57:50,849 --> 00:57:52,077 Dr. Mahesh KripIani 628 00:57:52,350 --> 00:57:54,875 ''No, no, pIease! My pants!'' 629 00:57:55,387 --> 00:57:57,412 Hey! Is this ragging? 630 00:57:59,891 --> 00:58:00,983 I'm Dr. AniI Davda 631 00:58:01,226 --> 00:58:03,160 This is fun. 632 00:58:04,863 --> 00:58:07,832 ''Hey, I wanna do this too.'' 633 00:58:10,101 --> 00:58:12,035 I'm Dr. MurIi Prasad Sharma. 634 00:58:26,985 --> 00:58:28,919 What eIse? - That's enough. 635 00:58:29,220 --> 00:58:30,915 Ragging's over. 636 00:58:31,990 --> 00:58:33,924 Hey 'dispensary'! Cut the crap. 637 00:58:34,492 --> 00:58:37,928 ''Brother said to rag him, means you rag him.'' 638 00:58:39,497 --> 00:58:41,931 ''Hey Swami, you rag'em. I wanna watch.'' 639 00:58:43,234 --> 00:58:45,668 ''Dump the tension, dude... I'm here.'' 640 00:59:16,067 --> 00:59:20,163 Have some chickpeas - they're good for your bones. Lots of caIcium. 641 00:59:21,439 --> 00:59:23,999 Let me study. I came second in the entrance exams. 642 00:59:24,409 --> 00:59:26,707 How do you think I got the first pIace...? 643 00:59:27,112 --> 00:59:29,012 By eating chickpeas. Have some. 644 00:59:39,124 --> 00:59:42,059 ''I asked a question yesterday, you haven't answered yet.'' 645 00:59:44,863 --> 00:59:45,795 C'mon dude! 646 00:59:48,166 --> 00:59:51,431 How can a dying man be expected to fiII a form! 647 00:59:51,903 --> 00:59:54,497 ''And if he dies whiIe fiIIing it, who's responsibIe?'' 648 00:59:56,808 --> 00:59:57,706 Say what! 649 00:59:58,009 --> 00:59:59,567 Get out! - Why 'get out'? 650 01:00:00,211 --> 01:00:04,147 ''I topped, and I paid the fees - I ain't going nowhere!'' 651 01:00:08,386 --> 01:00:11,321 If this man doesn't Ieave at once... 652 01:00:12,390 --> 01:00:14,950 then there wiII be no more Iectures on Anatomy this year. 653 01:00:18,263 --> 01:00:19,491 Munna! Go! 654 01:00:19,831 --> 01:00:21,196 Go! Go! 655 01:00:24,803 --> 01:00:26,532 Fine. Fine! I'II Ieave. 656 01:00:26,805 --> 01:00:29,535 Why shouId anyone eIse Iose out. 657 01:00:34,312 --> 01:00:36,644 ''Hey Swami...pay attention, and teach me Iater.'' 658 01:00:38,316 --> 01:00:40,216 Gimme the chickpeas! 659 01:00:43,389 --> 01:00:45,584 ''Dump the tension, dude. Have some chickpeas.'' 660 01:00:46,559 --> 01:00:48,254 ''No? CooI, more for me.'' 661 01:00:59,705 --> 01:01:02,230 ''Circuit, man, I reaIIy twisted the dean's knickers today.'' 662 01:01:02,675 --> 01:01:04,575 He got pissed-off and asked me to get out! 663 01:01:04,911 --> 01:01:11,407 ''I said, ''Why get out? I've paid my fees.'' He was about to cry!'' 664 01:01:12,685 --> 01:01:15,950 Why are you making a racket? - Why shouIdn't I? 665 01:01:16,689 --> 01:01:19,624 It's my father-in-Iaw's coIIege; I'II get it as dowry. 666 01:01:20,193 --> 01:01:22,957 Why aren't you in cIass? - My dear father-in-Iaw... 667 01:01:23,296 --> 01:01:26,163 ''J dot Asthana, threw me out.'' 668 01:01:26,732 --> 01:01:30,293 ''He's pissed-off, because I topped.'' 669 01:01:30,770 --> 01:01:32,670 You must have done something! 670 01:01:32,972 --> 01:01:36,464 ''I just asked a simpIe question, he toId me to beat it.'' 671 01:01:37,043 --> 01:01:40,376 ''Both father and daughter are the same- you speak poIiteIy, and...'' 672 01:01:40,713 --> 01:01:42,374 What did she do? 673 01:01:42,782 --> 01:01:45,273 I made a smaII request: that she keep quiet. 674 01:01:45,718 --> 01:01:48,050 But she's Iike her father. 675 01:01:49,188 --> 01:01:52,055 She busted me in front of my parents. 676 01:01:55,461 --> 01:01:56,985 ''Hang on, what's your name?'' 677 01:01:58,764 --> 01:02:01,699 Dr. Suman...dump the tension. 678 01:02:02,168 --> 01:02:05,296 It's a Iong story- some other time. Gotta go now. 679 01:02:07,773 --> 01:02:10,037 ''Like I was saying, the baIdy was aII fIustered.'' 680 01:02:10,610 --> 01:02:13,704 This is the beginning. You just wait and watch what I do. 681 01:02:17,617 --> 01:02:22,554 ''First, starting from the neck, make an incision down the centre.'' 682 01:02:32,031 --> 01:02:33,760 Ew! It stinks! 683 01:02:37,870 --> 01:02:39,667 Out of the way! I can't see. 684 01:02:41,040 --> 01:02:43,201 Why don't you get a body of your own. 685 01:02:56,322 --> 01:02:57,789 Who's that? - Your pop 686 01:02:58,257 --> 01:03:02,785 Brother! How are you? - Look, I need a body. 687 01:03:05,698 --> 01:03:10,499 ''Body? Whose body? - Like, for dissection.'' 688 01:03:11,037 --> 01:03:13,562 ''Brother, where do I find such a body?'' 689 01:03:14,006 --> 01:03:16,201 How wouId I know? Just find one. 690 01:03:16,943 --> 01:03:18,843 ''Dump the tension, Brother. You concentrate on your studies.'' 691 01:03:19,278 --> 01:03:22,042 I'II look for the body. Dump the tension... 692 01:03:24,951 --> 01:03:26,680 Brother! I found a body. 693 01:03:27,019 --> 01:03:29,544 Will the imported one do? - Yeah. Just get it quick. 694 01:03:29,956 --> 01:03:31,423 ''10 minutes, i will come in 10 minutes..Brother.'' 695 01:03:32,358 --> 01:03:35,225 ''Butkya, get a sack. - Right away.'' 696 01:03:42,068 --> 01:03:45,936 ''Yo, chilly chicken, wanna take an ambulance shot?. It's a 5-star model.'' 697 01:03:53,045 --> 01:03:55,946 ''Poor, hungry people - They are inside the ambulance.'' 698 01:03:59,051 --> 01:04:01,417 ''Bloody hakka noodle, you all come in from abroad...'' 699 01:04:01,654 --> 01:04:04,248 ''and you all only see naked, hungry people. You don't see Taj Mahal?'' 700 01:04:06,726 --> 01:04:08,318 ''Will this bag do, brother?'' 701 01:04:11,030 --> 01:04:14,466 How will he fit inside this? Have i need to fold him? How tall are you? 702 01:04:18,037 --> 01:04:19,971 ''Get a 6-feet bag You, come with me.'' 703 01:04:20,206 --> 01:04:24,000 You don't want to see Taj Mahal, huh? Ok, I'II show you hungry Indian, very hungry..Get Inside! 704 01:04:24,075 --> 01:04:25,339 ''Very nice. Get in, son of a...'' 705 01:04:38,557 --> 01:04:41,025 ''Brother, check it out, we've got the body.'' 706 01:04:47,800 --> 01:04:49,062 Absolutely fresh. 707 01:04:50,670 --> 01:04:52,399 Where did you find him? 708 01:04:52,672 --> 01:04:54,572 He was standing right outside the house, when you call me. 709 01:05:01,113 --> 01:05:02,546 It's a ghost! - You? 710 01:05:23,169 --> 01:05:24,898 What was I have to do? 711 01:05:25,171 --> 01:05:28,368 ''There are 50 students to a body, you can't see diddly-squat!'' 712 01:05:28,874 --> 01:05:31,775 All I've seen in 4 days is the fingers. What's going on inside the hand, i dont know anything... 713 01:05:33,212 --> 01:05:37,114 ''I wanna be a complete doctor, not a finger specialist...'' 714 01:05:37,616 --> 01:05:40,141 ...who doesn't know what's up with the knees. 715 01:05:42,888 --> 01:05:45,152 ''And he's the one that said, ''get your own body''.'' 716 01:05:48,227 --> 01:05:50,161 ''He wants a body to himseIf, so give it to him.'' 717 01:05:50,463 --> 01:05:52,693 He wishes to learn. So, What's wrong with that? 718 01:06:00,005 --> 01:06:04,465 ''Now, please show me... heart, kidneys, lungs, intestines.'' 719 01:06:09,315 --> 01:06:15,185 It's not a dagger. Hold it like a pen. Take your time. 720 01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:05,596 ''Admit him, and let him know that I've filled in his form.'' 721 01:07:12,975 --> 01:07:14,408 He's conscious. 722 01:07:18,981 --> 01:07:20,881 ''Brother, what happened to you?'' 723 01:07:21,984 --> 01:07:26,318 Nothing. I didn't eat last night... 724 01:07:26,989 --> 01:07:29,583 woke up earIy for the dean's lecture... 725 01:07:31,026 --> 01:07:32,960 and I forgot to have breakfast.... 726 01:07:34,463 --> 01:07:38,365 And there was water on the marble fIoor... 727 01:07:38,901 --> 01:07:41,961 ''Nobody cleans up around here... It's very dangerous, Ms. Suman.'' 728 01:07:42,404 --> 01:07:44,304 It happens. Rest. 729 01:07:47,509 --> 01:07:50,672 ''How are you now? - I'm fine, ma'am. How's our hero?'' 730 01:07:52,080 --> 01:07:57,609 I don't know what to do. This was his second attempt at suicide. 731 01:07:58,821 --> 01:08:00,755 And he won't talk to anyone. 732 01:08:04,059 --> 01:08:06,289 ''Dump the tension, ma'am. Where is he?'' 733 01:08:09,064 --> 01:08:11,794 ''Your mom is crying in front of you, aren't you ashamed?'' 734 01:08:12,100 --> 01:08:14,000 Don't scold him. - Why not! 735 01:08:16,104 --> 01:08:18,595 ''You wanna die? Then do it right, finish it.'' 736 01:08:19,174 --> 01:08:22,041 Sleeping piIIs are a haIf measure. 737 01:08:22,511 --> 01:08:25,378 Take a knife to your throat and slit it. 738 01:08:26,114 --> 01:08:30,642 ''TiII then, don't pity yourseIf. - I don't pity myseIf!'' 739 01:08:31,019 --> 01:08:33,544 ''MurIi, Iie down. - Hang on, Ms. Suman.'' 740 01:08:34,122 --> 01:08:36,386 Kids today don't have an ounce of courage. 741 01:08:37,826 --> 01:08:42,092 ''And you've spoiIt him, ma'am, hanging on every teardrop of his.'' 742 01:08:42,564 --> 01:08:45,692 He has to toughen up. - PIease be quiet. 743 01:08:46,268 --> 01:08:48,759 You don't know what I've been through! - What? 744 01:08:49,872 --> 01:08:53,103 FaiIed your exams? Got dumped by a girI? 745 01:08:53,642 --> 01:08:55,542 Strapped for cash? 746 01:08:57,145 --> 01:08:59,409 ''A girI! Got dumped, right?'' 747 01:09:04,353 --> 01:09:08,414 ''Hey, Circuit, who'd marry such a cry baby?'' 748 01:09:09,157 --> 01:09:11,751 Was out to kiII himseIf over a six-month romance. 749 01:09:12,294 --> 01:09:17,061 Your mom's Ioved you for years; can't you stay aIive for her? 750 01:09:19,201 --> 01:09:23,137 What do you know about Iove? - True. 751 01:09:25,040 --> 01:09:29,841 ''What does a goon Iike me know about Iove,'' 752 01:09:30,679 --> 01:09:33,512 Loaf around to kiII time 753 01:09:35,050 --> 01:09:38,986 ''Eat and drink, five to nine! I'm fine!'' 754 01:09:40,255 --> 01:09:43,986 So why faII in Iove? Why? 755 01:09:45,761 --> 01:09:50,630 ''But then one day, Sophia waIked my way'' 756 01:09:59,207 --> 01:10:04,577 ''My head was in a strange condition, my heart revved without ignition'' 757 01:10:10,953 --> 01:10:14,616 ''Dude, what a face!! ... and whatchamacaIIit ...'' 758 01:10:16,458 --> 01:10:20,326 yeah - tresses! What tresses! 759 01:10:22,598 --> 01:10:26,466 She moved Iike the wind... 760 01:10:28,403 --> 01:10:32,032 ''traffic stopped if her eyes just bIinked'' 761 01:10:34,443 --> 01:10:36,934 ''I thought I'd found my home, said'' 762 01:10:37,446 --> 01:10:40,347 ''Dude, I found my Iove, my church in Rome!'' 763 01:10:51,093 --> 01:10:52,856 ''AII day I'd stand underneath her window'' 764 01:10:53,095 --> 01:10:54,790 ''No fights, no brawIs'' 765 01:10:55,130 --> 01:10:57,064 ''No squabbIes with Aziz, no scraps with Usman...'' 766 01:10:57,532 --> 01:10:59,864 I was numb! 767 01:11:03,005 --> 01:11:05,473 She was the one... 768 01:11:05,907 --> 01:11:08,375 you didn't whistIe... 769 01:11:14,282 --> 01:11:16,807 ''at the one, our eyes met...'' 770 01:11:17,285 --> 01:11:19,412 you didn't wink at 771 01:11:25,527 --> 01:11:27,461 ''My buddies Iooked Iike they'd been bombed'' 772 01:11:27,663 --> 01:11:30,598 ''Said, Dude, pIease don't teII us you've reformed!'' 773 01:11:41,910 --> 01:11:45,505 ''Then one day KaIIan saw her and said'' 774 01:11:45,881 --> 01:11:47,508 ''Woah! Look! She's a perfect eIeven!'' 775 01:11:47,749 --> 01:11:49,512 I Iost my head... 776 01:11:53,255 --> 01:11:54,313 and said... 777 01:11:54,589 --> 01:11:56,682 ''Come here punk, I'II show you heaven'' 778 01:11:57,292 --> 01:12:00,693 ''He got washed, rinsed and dry cIeaned that day'' 779 01:12:01,029 --> 01:12:04,829 ''StiII runs away Iike I'm a bad omen, his doomsday!'' 780 01:12:08,270 --> 01:12:10,238 Then what happened to Sophia? 781 01:12:16,878 --> 01:12:21,144 ''Then one day, she Iooked at me and smiIed'' 782 01:12:22,684 --> 01:12:26,950 ''I thought Dude, she smiIed, my case is fiIed'' 783 01:12:28,090 --> 01:12:33,084 Thought she Iike me too 784 01:12:33,662 --> 01:12:38,565 ''But she met someone eIse and said ''I do'' '' 785 01:13:01,990 --> 01:13:05,084 ''She was married, it was undisputed'' 786 01:13:05,427 --> 01:13:08,590 ''WhiIe I just stood there, stricken and rooted'' 787 01:13:10,065 --> 01:13:11,999 That night I drank tiII 2 am 788 01:13:21,810 --> 01:13:24,278 ''Damn, I had but one dream, one prayer'' 789 01:13:24,646 --> 01:13:26,477 ''But I swear I didn't shed a singIe tear'' 790 01:13:26,882 --> 01:13:30,079 Why cry? It was a stupid high! 791 01:13:32,821 --> 01:13:35,346 ''Next day it was back to Iife back to reaIity'' 792 01:13:35,891 --> 01:13:38,485 ''Loaf around to kiII time; eating, smoking, drinking wine!'' 793 01:13:38,860 --> 01:13:41,488 ''CIashed with Aziz again, nearIy kiIIed him too'' 794 01:13:41,963 --> 01:13:44,295 ''They said forget her, but ''no can do'' 795 01:13:53,141 --> 01:13:57,976 ''My dreams were shattered, my heart was too'' 796 01:13:58,780 --> 01:14:03,513 ''Yes it hurt.. but that's Iife, dude!'' 797 01:14:15,730 --> 01:14:17,721 Then ... then what happened? 798 01:14:18,200 --> 01:14:20,430 ''What couId happen? Next day...'' 799 01:14:20,836 --> 01:14:23,634 PameIa waIked my way 800 01:14:31,980 --> 01:14:36,144 ''My head was in a strange condition, my heart revved without ignition'' 801 01:14:38,286 --> 01:14:40,413 ''Dude, what a face!!'' 802 01:14:43,191 --> 01:14:45,159 ''And oh, what eyes!'' 803 01:14:45,660 --> 01:14:49,528 ''Hey Munna, did the traffic in your heart just sigh?!'' 804 01:14:57,906 --> 01:15:01,808 He has smiIed after so many days. I think he'II be fine. 805 01:15:03,245 --> 01:15:05,145 It was nothing. Don't mention it. 806 01:15:05,714 --> 01:15:08,842 ''MurIi, why do you bug everyone?'' 807 01:15:09,317 --> 01:15:12,115 ''It seems you're here to irritate peopIe, and not to study.'' 808 01:15:12,520 --> 01:15:14,852 ''Not everyone, just Asthana.'' 809 01:15:15,657 --> 01:15:18,854 He and his daughter.... Never mind. 810 01:15:19,527 --> 01:15:22,121 Chinki is innocent. She didn't even know. 811 01:15:24,966 --> 01:15:28,902 You know Chinki? - Of course! She's a good friend. 812 01:15:29,771 --> 01:15:31,295 It wasn't her fauIt. 813 01:15:31,539 --> 01:15:33,939 The maid toId her father. What couId she do. 814 01:15:34,175 --> 01:15:39,374 No wonder! I kept thinking how a chiIdhood buddy couId teII on me. 815 01:15:42,684 --> 01:15:47,951 ''Ms. Suman, teII me, Iike... How does she Iook?'' 816 01:15:48,823 --> 01:15:49,755 Why? 817 01:15:50,091 --> 01:15:53,288 As a kid she was a big fatso! Now...? 818 01:15:53,929 --> 01:15:56,591 AbsoIuteIy not! I've seen her oId picture. 819 01:15:56,998 --> 01:15:58,932 She wasn't that fat. - You're kidding me! 820 01:15:59,401 --> 01:16:02,131 She once cIimbed a tree. The branch broke! 821 01:16:06,708 --> 01:16:09,768 ''How is she now? I mean, how does she Iook?'' 822 01:16:11,146 --> 01:16:13,706 Not too bad. 823 01:16:14,049 --> 01:16:16,313 As good as you? 824 01:16:20,055 --> 01:16:22,148 Better than me. - Woah! 825 01:16:22,557 --> 01:16:24,582 ''Ms. Suman, you have to make her meet me.'' 826 01:16:24,993 --> 01:16:27,359 Dr.Asthana wiII kiII her. - That son of a... 827 01:16:30,198 --> 01:16:33,690 ''We'II meet secretIy. You're her friend, pIease heIp.'' 828 01:16:34,436 --> 01:16:35,368 Why? 829 01:16:36,237 --> 01:16:38,068 Say what? - Why shouId I? 830 01:16:41,142 --> 01:16:45,078 Fine. But onIy if you promise not to bug any of the professors. 831 01:16:45,513 --> 01:16:46,741 DeaI! 832 01:16:47,315 --> 01:16:48,714 I'II think about it. 833 01:16:54,489 --> 01:16:57,151 Now observe cIoseIy. Such interesting cases are rare. 834 01:16:58,159 --> 01:17:01,356 The subject has been in this condition for 12 years. 835 01:17:02,931 --> 01:17:07,834 ''He can't speak, hear, understand, or feeI anything.'' 836 01:17:08,903 --> 01:17:14,068 His senses are all dead. He's alive but also not alive. 837 01:17:15,243 --> 01:17:16,437 Now see... 838 01:17:18,179 --> 01:17:22,445 ''if you observe cIoseIy, when I shine a Iight into the eyes...'' 839 01:17:23,184 --> 01:17:26,449 ''the pupiIs contract, but the subject doesn't bIink.'' 840 01:17:27,055 --> 01:17:30,616 ''Yo, boss! HeIIo! Turn off the torch!'' 841 01:17:31,359 --> 01:17:33,793 Why? - That must cause him discomfort. 842 01:17:34,896 --> 01:17:39,390 Out of the question! The subject can't feeI anything. 843 01:17:39,901 --> 01:17:42,028 Say what - 'subject'? Doesn't he have a name? 844 01:17:47,275 --> 01:17:49,539 His name is Anand Banerjee. 845 01:17:49,911 --> 01:17:52,209 ''And he's many years your senior, taIk respectfuIIy about him.'' 846 01:17:52,580 --> 01:17:58,143 Why are you getting emotionaI? I toId you he can't hear a thing. 847 01:17:59,120 --> 01:18:02,146 ''ReIax! Sit down. - Munna, sit down!'' 848 01:18:05,260 --> 01:18:08,525 ''In your medicaI careers, you'II face this question many times.'' 849 01:18:09,064 --> 01:18:15,196 ''TeII me, is it right to keep such a human aIive by using medicines...'' 850 01:18:16,004 --> 01:18:19,235 especiaIIy in a country where there is a shortage of hospitaIs; 851 01:18:19,974 --> 01:18:23,239 the subject has been occupying a bed for the Iast 12 years. 852 01:18:23,611 --> 01:18:24,942 Screw you! 853 01:18:25,814 --> 01:18:29,682 You're concerned about the bed! How do you know he won't wake up? 854 01:18:30,318 --> 01:18:32,912 I'm a doctor. - But not God. 855 01:18:33,655 --> 01:18:36,249 Did you get inside his head? I shouId thwack you in the head. 856 01:18:37,358 --> 01:18:39,292 Leave the cIass! 857 01:18:41,429 --> 01:18:44,296 Say what you want. Let's go Mr. Anand. 858 01:18:44,699 --> 01:18:47,293 What are you doing? Where are you taking him? 859 01:18:48,369 --> 01:18:50,098 ''Brother Anand, don't mind him.'' 860 01:18:50,472 --> 01:18:53,339 These docs read a coupIe of books and think they're God. 861 01:18:53,942 --> 01:18:55,773 ''If anyone gives you tension, Iet me know.'' 862 01:19:07,355 --> 01:19:10,620 12 years...that's a Iot of time. 863 01:19:11,726 --> 01:19:14,786 ''You must be bored! Hey Doc, gimme the headphones.'' 864 01:19:20,869 --> 01:19:23,337 ''Brother Anand, Iisten; it's your heart!'' 865 01:19:23,671 --> 01:19:25,502 What a soIid beat. 866 01:19:26,875 --> 01:19:27,773 Listen. 867 01:19:33,581 --> 01:19:35,481 You are hundred percent aIive. 868 01:19:35,850 --> 01:19:39,377 ''If anyone disagrees make them hear your heart's voice, OK?'' 869 01:19:46,828 --> 01:19:48,625 ''Yo, Circuit...''Do a favour for me... 870 01:19:49,497 --> 01:19:51,055 ''AII right, right here.'' 871 01:19:51,499 --> 01:19:55,094 ''Hey, quit imitating a bedspread and bring the bed out.'' 872 01:19:56,704 --> 01:19:58,467 ''And sir, he just took the subject out of cIass!'' 873 01:19:58,640 --> 01:20:02,098 And you did nothing? - ShouId I have wrestIed with him? 874 01:20:02,710 --> 01:20:05,804 ''Sir, he nearIy strangIed me. I couId have died.'' 875 01:20:07,882 --> 01:20:10,146 ''And that ugIy street Ianguage in the cIassroom - yo dude, Iike...'' 876 01:20:10,351 --> 01:20:13,149 ''I just can't get this shit into my head, man - What is this?'' 877 01:20:13,488 --> 01:20:14,978 Is this some bIoody country bar? 878 01:20:15,290 --> 01:20:18,487 ''Do you know by what name he caIIs us? ''Doofus''!'' 879 01:20:18,960 --> 01:20:23,488 ''Yo, doofus, out of the way! Move it!'' 880 01:20:24,599 --> 01:20:27,033 ''Sir, we aII want you to rusticate him.'' 881 01:20:29,003 --> 01:20:31,233 We can't do that. - Why? 882 01:20:31,973 --> 01:20:34,874 On what pretext do we throw him out? Because he asks questions? 883 01:20:35,343 --> 01:20:37,140 Or because he doesn't speak too poIiteIy? 884 01:20:37,712 --> 01:20:39,646 He topped the pre-medicaI entrance exams. 885 01:20:40,081 --> 01:20:42,140 We need a very strong reason to rusticate him. 886 01:20:46,654 --> 01:20:49,919 ''Yo, mop-boy, scoot. Hey, 'safari-suit', make way!'' 887 01:20:50,391 --> 01:20:53,588 Enjoying your stroII? Get to work! 888 01:21:00,635 --> 01:21:02,933 There's onIy one way out as I see it. 889 01:21:03,671 --> 01:21:05,832 ''Rustom, you wiII set this terms question paper.'' 890 01:21:06,274 --> 01:21:08,538 You'II set the toughest paper in the history of this institution. 891 01:21:10,211 --> 01:21:12,611 ''He'II faiI, and the next day we'II hand him his Ieaving certificate.'' 892 01:21:14,749 --> 01:21:17,343 ''Munna's brought a bed, dude! - What?'' 893 01:21:22,423 --> 01:21:24,357 ''Brought a bed, dude?? - He's brought a bed, sir!'' 894 01:21:34,869 --> 01:21:37,702 ''Brother Anand, dump the tension. Any probIems, just teII Brother about it.'' 895 01:21:38,940 --> 01:21:40,703 ''Brother, your father-in-Iaw!'' 896 01:21:46,781 --> 01:21:49,113 May I ask what's going on here? - No! 897 01:21:52,587 --> 01:21:53,713 OK.... OK. Ask... 898 01:21:54,722 --> 01:21:57,657 What the heII are you up to now? - Doc Doofus here said that... 899 01:21:58,159 --> 01:22:01,026 ...brother Anand's bed couId be better utiIized for another patient. 900 01:22:01,429 --> 01:22:04,694 ''So, we've vacated it. - We have no need for this bed.'' 901 01:22:05,199 --> 01:22:07,360 ''It's not for you to sIeep on, doofus.'' 902 01:22:09,971 --> 01:22:12,371 ''Brother Anand, this's your personaI bed.'' 903 01:22:12,907 --> 01:22:16,399 SIeep easy. Nobody wiII bother you. 904 01:22:19,080 --> 01:22:21,344 ''Bye, brother Anand. Take it easy.'' 905 01:22:42,337 --> 01:22:45,465 CarefuI! He hasn't shaved in 12 years. 906 01:22:46,441 --> 01:22:50,172 ''Brother Anand, Iet's get you sIicked and then out in the sun...'' 907 01:22:50,645 --> 01:22:52,442 ''get some, Vitamin D!'' 908 01:22:52,747 --> 01:22:57,775 Tonda's going around saying that Munna's out - caII me for work. 909 01:22:58,920 --> 01:23:01,115 I can't study and work. 910 01:23:01,856 --> 01:23:06,793 There's so much stuff in the body to know about? 911 01:23:07,295 --> 01:23:11,527 ''To begin with, there are 206 types of bones!'' 912 01:23:12,433 --> 01:23:14,867 ''Never thought of that whiIe breaking them, did we?'' 913 01:23:17,004 --> 01:23:18,904 Why aren't you in cIass? 914 01:23:19,307 --> 01:23:22,868 Because everyone keeps throwing me out. - AII the doctors are angry with you. 915 01:23:23,211 --> 01:23:25,111 You've got to pay a IittIe more attention to your studies ... 916 01:23:28,616 --> 01:23:30,550 HeIIo.... I'm taIking to you... 917 01:23:52,006 --> 01:23:53,940 Brother Anand you Iook Iike a rock star! 918 01:23:54,442 --> 01:24:00,074 ''The nurses are gonna fight over you now. Let's go for a spin, brother.'' 919 01:24:10,258 --> 01:24:14,922 That face behind a beard... Heresy! 920 01:24:19,133 --> 01:24:20,498 ''MurIi, stop!'' 921 01:24:21,702 --> 01:24:26,002 ''Look if you don't do weII, they're going to throw out.'' 922 01:24:26,074 --> 01:24:29,976 ''Ok Iook, if you study, and pass the exam, I'II arrange a meeting...'' 923 01:24:30,245 --> 01:24:33,806 between you and Chinki. - No probIemo. I'II pass! 924 01:24:41,089 --> 01:24:46,584 Pops... How are you? - Come in. Carom? 925 01:24:47,196 --> 01:24:50,688 ''PIay carom, drink juice ... That's the good Iife, pops!'' 926 01:24:58,106 --> 01:25:00,336 It's a reaIIy difficuIt paper man! 927 01:25:08,116 --> 01:25:11,051 AIimentary canaI...AIimentary canaI... Got that? OK. 928 01:25:11,420 --> 01:25:16,050 The answer to question number four is 'spinaI cord atrophy induces... 929 01:25:20,162 --> 01:25:21,220 What...? 930 01:25:21,497 --> 01:25:25,763 SpinaI cord atrophy... Hey keep it down! 931 01:25:26,168 --> 01:25:29,626 WiII you pIease... SiIence! I can't concentrate man...PIease. 932 01:25:30,272 --> 01:25:35,141 ''SpinaI, s-p-i-n-a-I, cord, c-o-r-d...'' 933 01:25:48,991 --> 01:25:51,960 Done. Was reaIIy tough! - Best of Iuck. 934 01:25:57,199 --> 01:26:00,794 This boy is a genius. If such guys become doctors... 935 01:26:01,203 --> 01:26:06,140 ''...then patients wiII onIy hear Dude, Iie down, you're screwed!'' 936 01:26:07,676 --> 01:26:10,144 ''Rustom, I want to know how he topped.'' 937 01:26:11,580 --> 01:26:13,844 ''How wouId I know sir? - Yeah, how wouId you know?'' 938 01:26:14,249 --> 01:26:17,184 ''Sir, you had caIIed MurIi Prasad Sharma. - Send him in.'' 939 01:26:19,655 --> 01:26:21,987 ''So, Mr. Sharma, you've topped again.'' 940 01:26:22,324 --> 01:26:24,986 ''Dude, your professors sure know their job.'' 941 01:26:25,394 --> 01:26:27,828 May I ask what you wish to prove here? 942 01:26:29,398 --> 01:26:32,231 ''Ask away, dude! - Who do you think you are?'' 943 01:26:33,835 --> 01:26:35,962 Do you think I don't know that you've cheated? 944 01:26:36,338 --> 01:26:38,238 ''I don't know how, but I wiII find out, Mister.'' 945 01:26:39,341 --> 01:26:42,936 You think I've cheated? Let me decIare that I have. 946 01:26:43,412 --> 01:26:46,074 And wiII do it again. Do what you can! 947 01:26:46,415 --> 01:26:49,680 Shut up! No one has ever spoken to me Iike this! 948 01:26:50,085 --> 01:26:51,882 There's aIways a first time dude! 949 01:26:52,087 --> 01:26:53,679 ''You, you, you, you,....'' 950 01:26:54,356 --> 01:26:58,019 Do you know I can throw you out of this coIIege? 951 01:26:58,393 --> 01:27:01,260 Have you forgotten how I threw your father out? 952 01:27:02,331 --> 01:27:07,598 How can I forget that? My father cried in front of me and Ieft. 953 01:27:08,437 --> 01:27:11,929 Now it's your turn. You're going to get screwed in your own coIIege. 954 01:27:12,641 --> 01:27:15,075 ''Not onIy wiII I become a doctor, I'II aIso marry your daughter.'' 955 01:27:15,510 --> 01:27:17,774 That's my chaIIenge. 956 01:27:18,480 --> 01:27:20,072 Do your worst. 957 01:27:31,760 --> 01:27:33,694 I wiII screw him!! 958 01:27:34,429 --> 01:27:35,760 What am I saying?!?!?! 959 01:27:41,703 --> 01:27:46,072 ''Ms. Suman, I topped again! - MurIi, I'm busy'' 960 01:27:46,942 --> 01:27:49,536 Dump the tension. I'II wait. 961 01:27:50,946 --> 01:27:53,210 Get these tests done. - Thank you doctor. 962 01:27:54,149 --> 01:27:57,550 ''MurIi, you're... - But I topped Ms. Suman!'' 963 01:27:58,053 --> 01:27:59,611 I know. CongratuIations. 964 01:28:00,022 --> 01:28:02,855 PIease ask Chinki to meet me now. - She won't meet you. 965 01:28:04,292 --> 01:28:08,558 ''Hey, you're breaking your promise. - She's scared, Munna.'' 966 01:28:08,964 --> 01:28:12,559 She wouId meet you but Dr. Asthana is Iivid right now. 967 01:28:12,968 --> 01:28:15,698 ''Dude, he's Iike the IncredibIe SuIk.'' 968 01:28:16,171 --> 01:28:17,900 Why doesn't someone just give him a Magic Hug? 969 01:28:18,140 --> 01:28:20,472 Hug? - An honest hug is magicaI. 970 01:28:20,876 --> 01:28:23,572 My mom caIIs it the Magic Hug. It's an anti-tension drug. 971 01:28:23,979 --> 01:28:27,244 ''Hey, can't you see its wet there?'' 972 01:28:29,017 --> 01:28:32,453 I sweep this pIace 25 times a day. Am I a machine? 973 01:28:33,021 --> 01:28:34,579 ''I keep cIeaning, peopIe keep waIking.'' 974 01:28:36,358 --> 01:28:38,952 I'II die sweeping. 975 01:28:42,097 --> 01:28:44,531 ''Hey, watch it...'' 976 01:28:45,200 --> 01:28:46,667 Sorry! - What sorry? 977 01:28:47,069 --> 01:28:50,163 You'II mereIy waIk off but I'II get yeIIed at. 978 01:28:50,972 --> 01:28:53,668 Like I've been yeIIed at...for 30 years. 979 01:28:54,276 --> 01:28:56,938 What's your name? 980 01:28:57,879 --> 01:29:01,940 You want to compIain now? The name's Maqsood. 981 01:29:02,718 --> 01:29:05,653 I don't want to compIain. I want to thank you. 982 01:29:14,396 --> 01:29:16,296 You're an awesome worker Brother Maqsood. 983 01:29:17,032 --> 01:29:20,001 Everyone thanks doctors for making them weII. 984 01:29:20,902 --> 01:29:24,463 No one thanks you for picking up their rubbish. 985 01:29:25,907 --> 01:29:27,841 I just want to say thanks. 986 01:29:28,243 --> 01:29:29,210 Thank you. 987 01:29:42,057 --> 01:29:45,493 You're gonna make me cry. Enough. 988 01:29:54,970 --> 01:29:58,565 Sorry! - Forget it. I'II take care of it. 989 01:30:05,213 --> 01:30:07,681 TeII Chinki she shouId give her dad a Magic Hug. 990 01:30:08,083 --> 01:30:08,913 ''I swear, he'II meIt Iike butter.'' 991 01:30:16,057 --> 01:30:20,187 I've decided - I'm caIIing Dubai! 992 01:30:21,096 --> 01:30:22,654 Dubai! Why? 993 01:30:23,098 --> 01:30:27,558 Brother Abbas can make Munna disappear into thin air. 994 01:30:28,003 --> 01:30:30,335 Dad what are you saying? Who is this Abbas guy? 995 01:30:30,739 --> 01:30:33,071 He came from Dubai to get his hernia operated from me. 996 01:30:33,475 --> 01:30:37,468 ''You know what he said to me? He said, Brother Asthana, I owe you a hernia...'' 997 01:30:38,146 --> 01:30:40,910 ''...if you ever need heIp just think of me.'' 998 01:30:41,316 --> 01:30:43,250 These are men of honour. 999 01:30:49,357 --> 01:30:52,053 No dad! You're not cut out for this stuff. 1000 01:30:52,494 --> 01:30:53,620 Yeah! I know... 1001 01:30:57,132 --> 01:30:59,600 ''HeIIo! - HeIIo Chinki, Munna here.'' 1002 01:31:00,368 --> 01:31:01,835 Did Dr. Suman speak to you? 1003 01:31:02,470 --> 01:31:08,670 I had sent a message through your friend Dr. Suman. She's my buddy too. 1004 01:31:09,144 --> 01:31:11,612 What message? - To give your dad a Magic Hug! 1005 01:31:12,113 --> 01:31:13,774 Is the doofus feeIing better? 1006 01:31:14,115 --> 01:31:16,049 Doofus!!... He caIIed me 'doofus'!! 1007 01:31:16,384 --> 01:31:19,080 What's going on Munna? - I topped again. 1008 01:31:19,554 --> 01:31:23,650 ''It's turned into a habit. - So, what do you want?'' 1009 01:31:24,125 --> 01:31:28,994 You toId Dr. Suman that if I do weII you'd meet me... Right? 1010 01:31:29,431 --> 01:31:31,092 ''No, I can't meet you.'' 1011 01:31:31,499 --> 01:31:34,991 ''Hey Chinki, it's wrong to break a promise.'' 1012 01:31:35,437 --> 01:31:40,636 ''Ok, fine. Tomorrow. CIub Kino. Ten 'o'cIock. OK?'' 1013 01:31:41,843 --> 01:31:44,471 My own daughter meets him. I'II kiII him. 1014 01:31:45,080 --> 01:31:48,538 I promise you won't hear Munna's name after this. 1015 01:31:49,284 --> 01:31:50,512 Trust me dad. 1016 01:32:07,469 --> 01:32:09,562 ''Brother, how wiII you recognize her?'' 1017 01:32:09,971 --> 01:32:11,905 ''I wiII, I've known her as a chiId!'' 1018 01:32:20,482 --> 01:32:21,414 Munna! 1019 01:32:24,185 --> 01:32:26,119 Brother...Found her! - Where? 1020 01:32:26,521 --> 01:32:27,954 Up there. In mid-air! 1021 01:32:41,770 --> 01:32:45,604 ''Munna, my baby, so sweet.'' 1022 01:32:46,675 --> 01:32:49,405 Wow! You're Iookin' so good. 1023 01:32:51,346 --> 01:32:55,112 ''Don't you recognise me... Your chiIdhood buddy, Chinki?'' 1024 01:32:55,517 --> 01:32:58,884 ''It's she! HeIIo Ma'am, I'm Circuit.'' 1025 01:32:59,287 --> 01:33:01,847 ''Circuit! As in, Iike, 'fused circuit'?'' 1026 01:33:03,558 --> 01:33:05,492 ''Oh my god! - Hey Chinki, how are you doing?'' 1027 01:33:05,927 --> 01:33:07,656 Andy. Hi.... 1028 01:33:08,797 --> 01:33:11,288 ''Hey, that's our number. We got to hit the fIoor.'' 1029 01:33:22,610 --> 01:33:24,100 That bastard! ShouId I naiI that chimpanzee? 1030 01:33:24,412 --> 01:33:25,344 ''No, dude.'' 1031 01:33:32,654 --> 01:33:35,589 ''Come on, Iet's go. - What, me too?'' 1032 01:33:43,698 --> 01:33:46,292 ''Who was that guy? - Andy, my boyfriend.'' 1033 01:33:47,102 --> 01:33:51,835 A boyfriend... that's freaky! - Why? Don't you have a girIfriend? 1034 01:33:53,274 --> 01:33:57,108 Oh so sweet darIing. Life is very short. 1035 01:33:57,545 --> 01:34:03,006 So we have to have fun. Are you free on Saturday? 1036 01:34:03,451 --> 01:34:06,386 ''Andy is going to New York, so Iet's meet up.'' 1037 01:34:07,389 --> 01:34:09,084 Meaning? - Meaning... 1038 01:34:09,491 --> 01:34:13,120 ''You and me, aIone!'' 1039 01:34:15,730 --> 01:34:18,460 ''Chinki, you've changed a Iot, babe!'' 1040 01:34:25,740 --> 01:34:28,675 Oh god! You had to see his face. It was too funny: 1041 01:34:29,477 --> 01:34:32,002 ''Chinki, you've changed a Iot, babe!'' 1042 01:34:32,580 --> 01:34:35,105 ''So you rocked, huh? - Don't know about 'rocked'...'' 1043 01:34:35,517 --> 01:34:37,178 but he was shocked for sure! 1044 01:34:38,920 --> 01:34:43,721 Dad! - I'm sorry. I had to hear it. 1045 01:34:44,159 --> 01:34:47,094 ''What did he say? Boyfriend... - ''A boyfriend... that's freaky!!'' 1046 01:34:49,831 --> 01:34:53,232 I was so worried. But you did a fantastic job. WeII done 1047 01:34:53,635 --> 01:34:55,535 Are you OK now Dad? - OK? I am very happy. 1048 01:34:55,937 --> 01:34:57,837 ''But, ''A Boyfriend... that's freaky!!'' 1049 01:34:59,774 --> 01:35:05,713 ''OK, enough. Poor guy! - It's bad to make a mockery of someone.'' 1050 01:35:06,815 --> 01:35:09,406 ''But... - ''A Boyfriend... that's freaky!!'' 1051 01:35:13,267 --> 01:35:16,862 She was so sweet as a kid... It's just ruined my memories. 1052 01:35:17,404 --> 01:35:20,532 Time changes everything MurIi. - But how much. 1053 01:35:21,108 --> 01:35:23,201 She was morphing into the guys when she danced. 1054 01:35:24,077 --> 01:35:28,673 And her dress? It was so indecent. 1055 01:35:30,417 --> 01:35:35,514 Now Iook at you. You're a doctor. So decent. One respects you. 1056 01:35:36,056 --> 01:35:40,049 She is the way she is. You shouId just forget her. 1057 01:35:42,129 --> 01:35:44,893 ''And whiIe you're at it, forget about Dr. Asthana as weII.'' 1058 01:35:45,332 --> 01:35:50,964 This war is futiIe. - You're so sensibIe. 1059 01:35:52,172 --> 01:35:55,573 ''You know, I aIways thought she'd be Iike you.'' 1060 01:35:56,143 --> 01:35:58,077 Even if she weren't as pretty as you I'd dump the tension. 1061 01:35:59,279 --> 01:36:05,047 ''But your peacefuI styIe, your friendIy smiIe...'' 1062 01:36:06,086 --> 01:36:10,523 ''But she...? - But MurIi, I'm not Chinki.'' 1063 01:36:12,459 --> 01:36:15,087 Why? Why aren't you Chinki? 1064 01:36:17,130 --> 01:36:23,558 I aIways thought she'd be Iike you and now I can't get your image off my mind. 1065 01:36:30,377 --> 01:36:32,140 ''Your smiIe, your eyes...'' 1066 01:36:33,580 --> 01:36:34,512 What? 1067 01:36:35,015 --> 01:36:35,845 What? 1068 01:36:36,249 --> 01:36:37,580 What did you say? 1069 01:36:38,452 --> 01:36:39,976 What did you hear? 1070 01:36:40,354 --> 01:36:44,814 ''MurIi, didn't you just say something? - No!'' 1071 01:36:46,493 --> 01:36:48,085 I thought I heard something. 1072 01:36:48,495 --> 01:36:51,658 ''I swear she heard me, brother Anand. I didn't even move my Iips...'' 1073 01:36:52,366 --> 01:36:57,030 and she knew what I was thinking. 1074 01:36:58,338 --> 01:36:59,896 ''Is that possibIe, brother?'' 1075 01:37:00,474 --> 01:37:02,965 ''You know, this happens in Iove.'' 1076 01:37:03,510 --> 01:37:06,070 Circuit aIso says if feeIings are strong... 1077 01:37:06,480 --> 01:37:08,744 you can taIk Iong distance cIearIy without a phone. 1078 01:37:09,383 --> 01:37:12,910 ''So give me a signaI brother, what do you think?'' 1079 01:37:13,487 --> 01:37:15,421 Do you think I'm faIIing for her? 1080 01:37:18,492 --> 01:37:23,225 Correct. I think so too. 1081 01:37:27,534 --> 01:37:29,229 ''Hey! Brother, Hey Doctor!'' 1082 01:37:29,603 --> 01:37:33,130 Come quick. Brother Anand spoke to me. 1083 01:37:33,573 --> 01:37:37,839 He heard me and bIinked at me as weII. Just now. I swear by my mother. 1084 01:37:38,445 --> 01:37:43,075 ''Do it again, brother, come on.'' 1085 01:37:43,517 --> 01:37:46,953 ''Mr. Sharma, he's never even twitched in tweIve years.'' 1086 01:37:47,354 --> 01:37:48,321 Shut up! 1087 01:37:49,489 --> 01:37:52,720 ''Brother, I know you're Iistening to me.'' 1088 01:37:53,593 --> 01:37:55,458 PIease try. 1089 01:37:55,996 --> 01:37:58,260 Give me a sign. 1090 01:37:58,699 --> 01:38:01,133 Show them they're wrong. 1091 01:38:05,605 --> 01:38:10,338 ''OK everyone, Iet's get back to work. You wait for your signaI.'' 1092 01:38:14,715 --> 01:38:16,876 ''MurIi, what now?'' 1093 01:38:17,651 --> 01:38:20,620 Ms. Suman do you think I'd joke about this? 1094 01:38:21,021 --> 01:38:25,151 I swear he bIinked. 1095 01:38:25,625 --> 01:38:30,995 ''MurIi, even though your voice reaches his ears, it doesn't reach his brain.'' 1096 01:38:31,465 --> 01:38:33,194 So what if it doesn't reach his brain. 1097 01:38:35,202 --> 01:38:38,262 It goes straight to the heart. 1098 01:38:39,506 --> 01:38:41,269 ''Whether you beIieve it or not,'' 1099 01:38:41,708 --> 01:38:46,304 I say if there is a strong connection between two peopIe... 1100 01:38:46,713 --> 01:38:49,204 then it's the heart that Iistens. 1101 01:38:49,816 --> 01:38:51,784 You're too much. 1102 01:38:58,225 --> 01:39:01,160 ''Ms. Suman, can you hear me?'' 1103 01:39:04,664 --> 01:39:07,599 ''Mike testing - 1 ,2,3...'' 1104 01:39:09,603 --> 01:39:12,197 Ms. Suman I think I've faIIen in Iove with you. 1105 01:39:36,930 --> 01:39:38,397 HeIIo. - Good Morning Dad. 1106 01:39:38,799 --> 01:39:40,391 ''Oh, I met Dr. Desai's Son yesterday.'' 1107 01:39:40,801 --> 01:39:44,066 He is aIso a doctor. Neurosurgeon. Very good-Iooking feIIow. 1108 01:39:44,838 --> 01:39:46,738 I think you shouId meet him once. 1109 01:39:54,648 --> 01:39:55,512 Brother Munna! - Munna? 1110 01:39:55,916 --> 01:39:58,441 Yes. He's got fIowers for you. 1111 01:39:58,852 --> 01:40:00,786 You get up. I'II handIe this. You go. OK 1112 01:40:04,858 --> 01:40:09,886 ''Hey Dean. Open the door! - Yeah, yeah... caIm down...'' 1113 01:40:16,670 --> 01:40:18,297 Yes? - For you. 1114 01:40:18,939 --> 01:40:19,633 Me? 1115 01:40:19,940 --> 01:40:23,205 ''Look, I want to apoIogize to you... genuineIy.'' 1116 01:40:27,914 --> 01:40:30,109 ''Come in. - No, Chinki's inside, right?'' 1117 01:40:30,717 --> 01:40:32,412 Let's sit in the garden for two minutes. 1118 01:40:32,953 --> 01:40:34,352 Why not? Sure. 1119 01:40:46,066 --> 01:40:51,197 ''Look dude, I've created a Iot of tension for you.'' 1120 01:40:52,038 --> 01:40:55,530 Today I just want to say sorry. 1121 01:41:00,914 --> 01:41:04,350 No Munna. The fauIt was mine. So what if you aren't a doctor. 1122 01:41:04,751 --> 01:41:09,347 You're a gem! I know you want to meet Chinki. 1123 01:41:09,890 --> 01:41:13,724 ''Hang on ...Chinki! - No, don't! I've met her.'' 1124 01:41:14,761 --> 01:41:17,992 ReaIIy? You rascaI! So? 1125 01:41:20,033 --> 01:41:22,593 To teII you the truth she's too wiId. 1126 01:41:23,069 --> 01:41:27,438 ''I know she's a motherIess chiId, but you ought to controI her a bit.'' 1127 01:41:27,841 --> 01:41:28,967 You are right. 1128 01:41:30,076 --> 01:41:34,172 ''But once you two are married she'II reaIise her responsibiIities, right?'' 1129 01:41:35,015 --> 01:41:35,777 Sorry boss. 1130 01:41:36,082 --> 01:41:41,679 I can't run a buIIdozer through my Iife just because I want to buIIdoze yours. 1131 01:41:42,856 --> 01:41:44,790 ''To marry, its important to be in Iove, right?'' 1132 01:41:45,091 --> 01:41:45,819 That's true. 1133 01:41:46,126 --> 01:41:49,687 ''Dude, I have found true Iove with someone.'' 1134 01:41:50,130 --> 01:41:51,028 How sweet. 1135 01:41:52,933 --> 01:41:55,094 I hope it doesn't break poor Chinki's heart. 1136 01:41:56,069 --> 01:41:58,469 Why don't you teII her? Chinki! 1137 01:41:59,906 --> 01:42:01,703 ''TeII her Iater, pIease!'' 1138 01:42:03,009 --> 01:42:05,603 OK. Poor Chinki! 1139 01:42:07,981 --> 01:42:11,542 But I'm reaIIy happy for you Munna. 1140 01:42:14,921 --> 01:42:19,790 ''Go son, find your path, the path of Iove. Be happy!'' 1141 01:42:20,226 --> 01:42:22,717 ''I misunderstood you. You're quite cooI, dude!'' 1142 01:42:23,129 --> 01:42:24,061 CooI! 1143 01:42:26,132 --> 01:42:29,863 May I ask who this 'fortunate' girI is? 1144 01:42:30,337 --> 01:42:33,272 ''Ask, dude! - You are bIushing. How sweet.'' 1145 01:42:33,773 --> 01:42:35,434 You're shy! Who is she? 1146 01:42:39,546 --> 01:42:41,480 ''Dude, you can't teII a souI.'' 1147 01:42:42,248 --> 01:42:45,809 It's Dr. Suman. I'm gonna marry her. 1148 01:43:02,069 --> 01:43:05,129 So happy! - I knew you'd be happy. 1149 01:43:06,240 --> 01:43:08,834 ''You're cooI, man. I gotta run now.'' 1150 01:43:20,054 --> 01:43:21,851 ''Ms. Suman, what happened?'' 1151 01:43:22,256 --> 01:43:24,952 ExactIy what did you teII Dad? - Whose dad? 1152 01:43:25,359 --> 01:43:27,554 ''Chinki's dad, Dr. Asthana.'' 1153 01:43:27,995 --> 01:43:29,895 Damn! He just can't keep his trap shut. 1154 01:43:30,297 --> 01:43:32,629 Like you. Why did you say those things to him? 1155 01:43:33,034 --> 01:43:36,526 Correct. Instead of Chinki's oId man I shouId've spoken to your oId man... 1156 01:43:37,338 --> 01:43:40,273 ...I mean... your father. - No! You shouId've spoken to me first. 1157 01:43:40,708 --> 01:43:42,642 Correct. If I Iove you... 1158 01:43:43,344 --> 01:43:45,335 ''I shouId first speak to you, right?'' 1159 01:43:46,347 --> 01:43:49,282 It...just happened... 1160 01:43:54,255 --> 01:43:56,223 So? - So what? 1161 01:43:59,093 --> 01:44:00,788 ''So, how do you feeI about me?'' 1162 01:44:01,295 --> 01:44:05,891 ''I don't feeI anything. I mean, I Iike you.'' 1163 01:44:06,367 --> 01:44:08,927 I know you can make any woman reaIIy happy! 1164 01:44:09,336 --> 01:44:11,600 You are the woman I want to make happy. 1165 01:44:12,473 --> 01:44:15,874 ''Ms. Suman, when you smiIe...'' 1166 01:44:17,378 --> 01:44:19,505 Iife is beautifuI. 1167 01:44:21,382 --> 01:44:25,318 I want to see you smiIing forever. 1168 01:44:28,322 --> 01:44:30,517 So? - So what? 1169 01:44:33,894 --> 01:44:37,125 PIease marry me. - MurIi !!! 1170 01:44:39,433 --> 01:44:41,492 I just want a straight answer. 1171 01:44:41,902 --> 01:44:44,837 ''If you don't want to marry me, I wiII Ieave.'' 1172 01:44:45,272 --> 01:44:49,106 HeIIo Doctor. - HeIIo Zaheer. MurIi...pIease Ieave. 1173 01:44:49,510 --> 01:44:52,741 Ms. Suman are you certain you don't feeI a thing for me? 1174 01:44:53,414 --> 01:44:55,143 I'm with a patient now. - Take your time. 1175 01:44:55,516 --> 01:44:57,677 I'm not Ieaving without an answer. 1176 01:45:00,421 --> 01:45:02,981 ''Dude, is there a probIem if I wait here? It's important.'' 1177 01:45:04,358 --> 01:45:06,588 Did you get aII the tests done? - Yes doctor. 1178 01:45:07,461 --> 01:45:12,364 Just give me two minutes. Sit. - What's up? I'm a doctor too. 1179 01:45:13,467 --> 01:45:15,367 I had a stomachache for sometime. 1180 01:45:16,303 --> 01:45:19,067 A coupIe of days back I vomited and there was some bIood. 1181 01:45:19,507 --> 01:45:22,908 Thought I'd get some tests done. - CIear case of food poisoning! 1182 01:45:23,511 --> 01:45:25,570 Did you eat out? - I eat out everyday. 1183 01:45:26,113 --> 01:45:29,014 Why? Where's your famiIy? - In Nagpur. 1184 01:45:29,416 --> 01:45:33,853 ''Married? You don't need a doc, you need a wife,'' 1185 01:45:34,455 --> 01:45:37,754 ''who'II feed you, keep your cIothes cIean.'' 1186 01:45:38,159 --> 01:45:40,127 ''Hey, this shirt's had it!'' 1187 01:45:40,528 --> 01:45:43,122 ''Zaheer, can anyone from your famiIy come here?'' 1188 01:45:43,531 --> 01:45:46,261 Why doctor? What does the report say? 1189 01:45:46,734 --> 01:45:48,634 You shouId've come a coupIe of months back. 1190 01:45:52,206 --> 01:45:54,231 ''Look, Zaheer... sit.'' 1191 01:46:02,550 --> 01:46:04,484 Zaheer you'II need to be brave. 1192 01:46:06,554 --> 01:46:08,488 I suspect you have stomach cancer. 1193 01:46:15,329 --> 01:46:17,160 Get admitted right now. 1194 01:46:19,600 --> 01:46:22,068 But I have an important meeting at two. 1195 01:46:22,937 --> 01:46:24,962 ''OK, so come tomorrow morning.'' 1196 01:46:26,574 --> 01:46:31,034 Why did you say I shouId've come a few months back? 1197 01:46:32,646 --> 01:46:35,114 Is it too Iate? - No ...No... 1198 01:46:35,583 --> 01:46:39,019 We'II start the treatment tomorrow. - Then why did you say that? 1199 01:46:42,656 --> 01:46:44,385 How much time do I have? 1200 01:46:45,192 --> 01:46:47,126 PIease teII me the truth. 1201 01:46:48,295 --> 01:46:52,026 ''I have many responsibiIities. - Look Zaheer, finish your meeting.'' 1202 01:46:52,499 --> 01:46:54,330 And finish aII your work by evening. 1203 01:46:56,670 --> 01:46:58,797 AII my work? In haIf a day? 1204 01:47:01,675 --> 01:47:03,609 Get settIed? Buy a fIat? 1205 01:47:04,912 --> 01:47:06,607 In haIf a day? 1206 01:47:09,083 --> 01:47:12,211 ''My mother's piIgrimage, sister's wedding?'' 1207 01:47:13,687 --> 01:47:14,949 In haIf a day? 1208 01:47:15,823 --> 01:47:18,951 ''Zaheer, God wiIIing, you'II be fine.'' 1209 01:47:19,460 --> 01:47:21,951 God's wiII is fairIy obvious - 1210 01:47:22,696 --> 01:47:24,630 I've been given haIf a day to Iive. 1211 01:47:26,734 --> 01:47:28,895 Zaheer... - Why me? 1212 01:47:37,945 --> 01:47:39,708 TeII me doctor - 1213 01:47:40,781 --> 01:47:46,276 I never drank or smoked. I've never been with a woman... 1214 01:47:47,655 --> 01:47:50,886 ''...then, why me?'' 1215 01:47:52,793 --> 01:47:56,320 ''AII my friends go to strip bars, smoke, drink themseIves siIIy...'' 1216 01:47:56,764 --> 01:47:58,664 Even I feIt Iike doing it. 1217 01:48:01,302 --> 01:48:06,205 But I aIways buried my desires... 1218 01:48:06,974 --> 01:48:13,072 to fuIfiI my responsibiIities first. 1219 01:48:16,617 --> 01:48:18,744 Thought I'd have Iong Iife ... 1220 01:48:21,822 --> 01:48:25,417 there'II be time for this ... 1221 01:48:32,666 --> 01:48:35,100 How much time does he have? - Very IittIe. 1222 01:48:35,636 --> 01:48:38,298 You shouId have hugged him. - MurIi! 1223 01:48:38,739 --> 01:48:42,800 ''He needed it bad, dude. - It doesn't work Iike this!'' 1224 01:48:52,720 --> 01:48:55,314 ''Dump the tension, brother. You'II be fine.'' 1225 01:48:56,857 --> 01:48:58,586 Let go... Let go of me! 1226 01:48:58,859 --> 01:49:01,589 Dump the tension! It'II be fine! - Stop harassing me! 1227 01:49:02,763 --> 01:49:04,287 Stop harassing me! 1228 01:49:05,933 --> 01:49:07,833 Didn't I say I'm coming tomorrow? 1229 01:49:10,938 --> 01:49:11,962 Let me be! 1230 01:49:23,384 --> 01:49:26,876 Circuit... Where do peopIe go when they die? 1231 01:49:27,955 --> 01:49:31,049 Depends on who it was. 1232 01:49:32,760 --> 01:49:34,887 Did you ever feeI you were gonna die? 1233 01:49:35,963 --> 01:49:38,363 ''Do you know that freak, ShakeeI? - Yeah?'' 1234 01:49:38,732 --> 01:49:41,724 ''Once he ran with a sword after me, I thought I'm gonna go that day!'' 1235 01:49:42,169 --> 01:49:43,659 ''No, stupid.'' 1236 01:49:45,038 --> 01:49:48,633 Have you ever been in a situation where you knew you were gonna die... 1237 01:49:49,042 --> 01:49:51,408 and were heIpIess. Waited for it. 1238 01:49:51,812 --> 01:49:57,978 ''Saw the caIendar, the cIock, Iike a time bomb.'' 1239 01:50:00,120 --> 01:50:05,752 ''Your Iife, your dreams suddenIy come face to face with THE END!'' 1240 01:50:07,227 --> 01:50:15,032 Brother my mom used to say we become stars when we die. 1241 01:50:18,238 --> 01:50:21,071 Look - my dad. 1242 01:50:21,909 --> 01:50:23,570 Bugger used to beat me a Iot. 1243 01:50:25,145 --> 01:50:27,670 That's UncIe - he was a cooI guy! 1244 01:50:34,855 --> 01:50:36,618 Hey where's mom? 1245 01:50:38,158 --> 01:50:40,092 Bombay's getting too damn poIIuted man! 1246 01:50:43,263 --> 01:50:48,291 ''Circuit, get my stuff back from the hosteI.'' 1247 01:50:49,203 --> 01:50:51,797 ''Why? - Enough of this drama, man!'' 1248 01:50:52,239 --> 01:50:56,835 ''I wanna get back to work. - Why are you saying this, brother?'' 1249 01:50:59,112 --> 01:51:03,208 ''You saw Chinki, right?'' 1250 01:51:03,617 --> 01:51:06,415 And Dr. Suman is aIso not interested. 1251 01:51:07,354 --> 01:51:09,345 So why become a doctor? 1252 01:51:09,790 --> 01:51:14,727 I know you too weII. Something's the matter. 1253 01:51:16,096 --> 01:51:20,123 ''For the first time in fifteen years, someone sIapped me today.'' 1254 01:51:20,567 --> 01:51:24,162 ''Son of a... give me his name, Brother. I'II cut him up right here.'' 1255 01:51:25,305 --> 01:51:26,294 Zaheer. 1256 01:51:40,287 --> 01:51:41,219 ''Hey, aunty! - What?'' 1257 01:51:41,421 --> 01:51:43,889 Who's Zaheer?- He... Hey! 1258 01:51:44,291 --> 01:51:46,691 Who are you? - Quiet! Get inside! 1259 01:51:47,528 --> 01:51:48,426 Move! 1260 01:51:53,834 --> 01:51:56,826 Are you Zaheer? - Yes... 1261 01:51:58,205 --> 01:52:01,504 You sIapped Brother? - Who are you? 1262 01:52:01,909 --> 01:52:03,001 ''You've got guts, dude!'' 1263 01:52:03,410 --> 01:52:07,540 Brother's sent these shirts for you. 1264 01:52:08,315 --> 01:52:12,513 ''And hey, mark my words - when you have Iess time...'' 1265 01:52:12,920 --> 01:52:14,854 you gotta Iive twice as much! 1266 01:52:16,323 --> 01:52:19,850 Brother toId me you haven't even touched a babe! 1267 01:52:22,429 --> 01:52:23,396 Hang on... 1268 01:52:31,405 --> 01:52:35,808 ''Set the mood, and get ready, to enjoy a Iifetime in one moment'' 1269 01:52:36,276 --> 01:52:41,077 ''What's gone is in the past, greet what's to come with a smiIe'' 1270 01:52:44,451 --> 01:52:48,478 ''Set the mood, there's but one cure'' 1271 01:52:48,889 --> 01:52:53,849 ''Live with your every pore, Iife can be short, so make it grand!'' 1272 01:52:56,830 --> 01:53:01,733 ''Look, see through my eyes'' 1273 01:53:04,605 --> 01:53:08,063 ''Learn, to Iive compIeteIy'' 1274 01:53:10,143 --> 01:53:13,169 ''Seize, for Iife is too short'' 1275 01:53:15,148 --> 01:53:17,082 ''Know this, your Iife wiII pass by'' 1276 01:53:17,451 --> 01:53:23,390 So Iearn to Iive before you die! 1277 01:53:24,925 --> 01:53:30,227 ''Look, see through my eyes'' 1278 01:53:50,584 --> 01:53:54,611 Grab happiness's arm 1279 01:53:55,822 --> 01:53:59,417 And wrench the pain away 1280 01:54:00,494 --> 01:54:02,928 Hey don't grieve over sadness 1281 01:54:03,296 --> 01:54:05,730 Stop dying and asking why 1282 01:54:06,299 --> 01:54:08,426 And Iearn to Iive before you die 1283 01:54:13,573 --> 01:54:19,478 ''Look, see through my eyes'' 1284 01:54:21,581 --> 01:54:24,516 ''Learn, to Iive compIeteIy'' 1285 01:54:26,586 --> 01:54:29,521 ''Seize, for Iife is too short'' 1286 01:54:31,591 --> 01:54:33,923 ''Know this, your Iife wiII pass by'' 1287 01:54:34,294 --> 01:54:36,524 So Iearn to Iive before you die! 1288 01:54:42,335 --> 01:54:45,270 ''FooI, its not about whether you Iive Iong'' 1289 01:54:45,672 --> 01:54:48,232 It's about whether you Iive it up 1290 01:55:25,579 --> 01:55:28,639 ''Sing, to the beat of your heart'' 1291 01:55:30,717 --> 01:55:33,880 Life is an icy coId song they say 1292 01:55:35,422 --> 01:55:37,322 It's IiIting but it's meIting away 1293 01:55:37,724 --> 01:55:40,318 ''Whether you Iaugh, or whether you cry'' 1294 01:55:40,827 --> 01:55:42,795 So Iearn to Iive before you die! 1295 01:55:53,673 --> 01:55:55,004 BaIdy's here! 1296 01:55:56,309 --> 01:55:57,970 And he's aII worked-up. 1297 01:55:58,478 --> 01:56:01,072 ''Brother Zaheer, he'II finish the rest of the dance for you.'' 1298 01:56:06,653 --> 01:56:08,678 Let's go... Rina...Come on! 1299 01:56:14,928 --> 01:56:17,692 Matron! Who brought this girI here? 1300 01:56:20,801 --> 01:56:21,699 Matron? 1301 01:56:23,804 --> 01:56:25,362 You!... Who brought her here? 1302 01:56:30,710 --> 01:56:32,940 ''Oh, I see.'' 1303 01:56:35,849 --> 01:56:38,317 You're on that goon's side. 1304 01:56:38,752 --> 01:56:39,776 Shame on you! 1305 01:56:40,086 --> 01:56:42,953 I couIdn't do anything earIier. I had to toIerate everything. 1306 01:56:43,557 --> 01:56:48,324 And now that I have a chance you're on his side. 1307 01:56:50,130 --> 01:56:53,065 No one wiII be spared. 1308 01:56:53,533 --> 01:56:55,967 ''You, you, you, watch out - See what I do.'' 1309 01:56:56,403 --> 01:56:57,392 Now you watch it. 1310 01:57:00,907 --> 01:57:03,307 ''Excuse them, sir. PIease.'' 1311 01:57:04,878 --> 01:57:06,812 It was done for me. 1312 01:57:08,782 --> 01:57:12,274 Consider it my Iast wish. 1313 01:57:15,889 --> 01:57:20,622 He's amazing - a cabaret! You shouId've seen the dean's face! 1314 01:57:21,094 --> 01:57:23,392 And what about Zaheer's face? 1315 01:57:23,897 --> 01:57:25,489 He was smiIing!! 1316 01:57:25,899 --> 01:57:29,960 You're teIIing me? Who was the first one he hugged? 1317 01:57:30,403 --> 01:57:31,529 Who? - Me! 1318 01:57:31,972 --> 01:57:33,530 I think I've got a coId. 1319 01:57:33,974 --> 01:57:35,874 ''Hey buddy, give me a Magic Hug wiII you!'' 1320 01:57:37,978 --> 01:57:38,945 Magic Hug!! 1321 01:57:39,846 --> 01:57:41,575 And me? - Shut up Swami 1322 01:57:41,915 --> 01:57:43,405 Poor baby... here's yours! 1323 01:57:47,721 --> 01:57:50,246 ''Here, take the suitcase. Keep it there. - The fridge goes Iast.'' 1324 01:57:53,026 --> 01:57:54,391 And pick up the bottIes. 1325 01:57:54,928 --> 01:57:55,860 Leaving? 1326 01:57:58,064 --> 01:57:59,554 Our chat was incompIete. 1327 01:58:00,000 --> 01:58:03,231 ''Look, you don't have any feeIings for me.'' 1328 01:58:03,770 --> 01:58:07,331 So what's the point - Facts aren't going to change. 1329 01:58:08,441 --> 01:58:11,274 WiII you do one Iast thing? - What? 1330 01:58:14,014 --> 01:58:15,743 I feeI strange saying this... 1331 01:58:16,449 --> 01:58:21,079 Strange is my middIe name... Go on. 1332 01:58:23,023 --> 01:58:25,617 Who was the girI who came to the ward Iast night? 1333 01:58:26,026 --> 01:58:27,755 Sorry. Can't teII you anything. 1334 01:58:28,061 --> 01:58:32,555 She came here because of us and that baIdy insuIted her too. 1335 01:58:33,233 --> 01:58:36,168 Zaheer wants to meet her. He's very happy. 1336 01:58:37,103 --> 01:58:39,663 He's even worn your yeIIow shirt; he's Iooking reaIIy cute. 1337 01:58:41,274 --> 01:58:42,206 Thanks. 1338 01:58:45,412 --> 01:58:47,346 This hospitaI needs you. 1339 01:58:48,114 --> 01:58:52,050 If my request makes a difference then pIease don't go yet. 1340 01:58:56,356 --> 01:58:59,291 ''It's aII in, Brother. - Put it back in the hosteI.'' 1341 01:59:00,293 --> 01:59:01,260 Again??? 1342 01:59:01,761 --> 01:59:05,390 Didn't Brother just say that ... Didn't he! Take it out! 1343 01:59:05,865 --> 01:59:10,199 Mr. MurIi. The dean... come quick! 1344 01:59:10,937 --> 01:59:15,135 ''Don't protect him, Matron, this is wrong.'' 1345 01:59:15,942 --> 01:59:19,070 I know who was responsibIe for Iast night. 1346 01:59:20,146 --> 01:59:27,279 ''You have ten minutes to either write a compIaint against MurIi Prasad,...'' 1347 01:59:28,989 --> 01:59:31,253 or write your resignation Ietters. 1348 01:59:32,926 --> 01:59:35,759 ''Dude, I thought we understood each other now.'' 1349 01:59:36,162 --> 01:59:39,097 What's the probIem? 1350 01:59:39,899 --> 01:59:41,662 You are the probIem Mr. Sharma. 1351 01:59:42,102 --> 01:59:44,366 ''We need discipIine in the coIIege, not cabaret.'' 1352 01:59:45,238 --> 01:59:48,571 ''Why are you stiII weeping over discipIine, dude?'' 1353 01:59:49,042 --> 01:59:52,773 Zaheer is dying. I just wanted to make him smiIe a bit. 1354 01:59:54,014 --> 01:59:55,879 ''Let these guys go, dude. End it!'' 1355 01:59:56,249 --> 02:00:01,186 ''ExactIy! End it! And now that you've accepted it,...'' 1356 02:00:02,022 --> 02:00:03,990 ''congratuIations, here's your rustication Ietter.'' 1357 02:00:04,357 --> 02:00:06,985 I want you out by tomorrow. 1358 02:00:09,396 --> 02:00:14,231 Your Iuck's run out buddy. I was about to spIit... 1359 02:00:15,101 --> 02:00:18,002 when someone heId my hand and asked me to stay. 1360 02:00:18,505 --> 02:00:21,906 Do your worst. Now I'm here to stay! 1361 02:00:23,143 --> 02:00:26,078 If you don't Ieave then the poIice wiII escort you out. 1362 02:00:26,913 --> 02:00:32,283 ''PoIice? They couIdn't keep me in, how wiII they puII me out?'' 1363 02:00:33,219 --> 02:00:34,948 ''You wiII go, Mr. Sharma.'' 1364 02:00:37,924 --> 02:00:41,052 ''See, if the cops kick me out the front door...'' 1365 02:00:41,461 --> 02:00:45,295 I'II return through the back door. 1366 02:00:46,366 --> 02:00:46,991 Dump the tension dude. Just watch the show now! 1367 02:02:11,518 --> 02:02:12,951 It's an emergency! 1368 02:02:14,254 --> 02:02:15,846 ''Someone fiII a form, quick.'' 1369 02:02:18,558 --> 02:02:20,458 I'm not Ieaving! 1370 02:02:26,633 --> 02:02:29,625 MurIi? - Ms. Suman! 1371 02:02:30,537 --> 02:02:31,469 What happened? 1372 02:02:32,372 --> 02:02:35,273 ''Oh I skipped dinner Iast night, and even breakfast this morning,...'' 1373 02:02:35,608 --> 02:02:38,543 because the Dean's Iecture is reaIIy earIy... 1374 02:02:38,978 --> 02:02:41,208 and the marbIe fIoors are so damn sIippery ... 1375 02:02:41,614 --> 02:02:43,241 You're mad! - I know! 1376 02:02:43,650 --> 02:02:45,880 CompIeteIy mad! - I know that too. 1377 02:02:46,619 --> 02:02:50,248 May I ask you why this happened? - PIease ask. 1378 02:02:50,657 --> 02:02:55,993 ''MurIi! - You asked me to stay, so I did.'' 1379 02:02:57,330 --> 02:02:59,161 Now no one can throw me out. 1380 02:02:59,699 --> 02:03:02,634 But onIy tiII your recovery. 1381 02:03:03,069 --> 02:03:06,163 ''How Iong before he recovers, Rustom? - Sir he's sustained two fractures...'' 1382 02:03:06,439 --> 02:03:08,373 and nineteen stitches - it's bound to take some time. 1383 02:03:08,808 --> 02:03:12,039 Get on it Rustom. I want him out of here fast. 1384 02:03:12,445 --> 02:03:13,742 Yes sir. - You understand? 1385 02:03:18,818 --> 02:03:21,013 What happened Rustom...? - Oh my god! 1386 02:03:27,393 --> 02:03:33,764 I won again brother Anand. You're not using your head. 1387 02:03:34,701 --> 02:03:36,931 ''Now...here goes my cross,'' 1388 02:03:38,938 --> 02:03:40,633 where do I put your zero? 1389 02:03:41,641 --> 02:03:42,573 Here... 1390 02:03:44,744 --> 02:03:46,336 no? Here? 1391 02:03:47,747 --> 02:03:49,681 Here neither? Here? 1392 02:03:54,487 --> 02:03:56,148 ''Munna, Iook!'' 1393 02:03:56,689 --> 02:04:01,626 ''I know. But if I teII others, he never does it again.'' 1394 02:04:02,695 --> 02:04:05,960 ''He just amuses himseIf. Smart cookie, aren't you?'' 1395 02:04:08,434 --> 02:04:09,958 ''See, no bIink!'' 1396 02:04:14,774 --> 02:04:18,141 ''Hey, are you free tonight? - Yes, why?'' 1397 02:04:18,778 --> 02:04:21,372 ''I have two tickets to this fiIm,'' 1398 02:04:21,781 --> 02:04:23,908 and a friend wants to go with you! - Who? 1399 02:04:25,785 --> 02:04:30,882 Look ... Look through my eyes... 1400 02:04:32,792 --> 02:04:35,488 Wear the bIue shirt - it suits you! 1401 02:04:35,895 --> 02:04:39,456 Move... pIease move! CarefuIIy! 1402 02:04:41,635 --> 02:04:42,966 Behave yourseIf ... 1403 02:04:43,871 --> 02:04:45,566 ''Behave yourseIf, Rustom. - Sir, pIease do something.'' 1404 02:04:45,873 --> 02:04:47,067 We are... 1405 02:04:47,675 --> 02:04:49,973 PeopIe at this age Iose the wish to Iive. 1406 02:04:50,377 --> 02:04:52,402 You have to accept it Rustom. - No sir. 1407 02:04:52,813 --> 02:04:54,747 I know if he eats something he'II be fine. 1408 02:04:55,282 --> 02:04:58,945 He used to drink juice but he's stopped that too. Oh God! 1409 02:05:01,588 --> 02:05:03,556 Give me a sugar test and start the gIucose right now. 1410 02:05:13,867 --> 02:05:16,097 ''Hey, feed from the mouth. - Oh shut up!'' 1411 02:05:16,904 --> 02:05:20,806 ''Munna, it's the onIy way out. - BuIIshit!'' 1412 02:05:24,778 --> 02:05:26,507 ''Circuit, quickIy...'' 1413 02:05:32,820 --> 02:05:33,616 Hey Circuit! - Brother! 1414 02:05:33,921 --> 02:05:35,650 Check out my break! - Go on... 1415 02:05:38,625 --> 02:05:42,026 Outstanding Brother! - Now watch this! 1416 02:05:44,531 --> 02:05:47,056 How couId you miss such an easy one! - Why don't you try then? 1417 02:05:47,501 --> 02:05:49,435 Watch this... an artfuI edge-strike... 1418 02:05:51,105 --> 02:05:54,438 ''FooI, you've taken my counter! - The powder's crap, Brother!'' 1419 02:05:54,875 --> 02:05:56,308 ''OK, the Queen's mine! - Ok!'' 1420 02:06:02,850 --> 02:06:05,216 ''That queen is one eIusive babe! - She's the toughie, Brother!'' 1421 02:06:05,619 --> 02:06:08,554 Brother Zaheer! You're Iooking quite pIeased. 1422 02:06:08,956 --> 02:06:10,583 She's taken! 1423 02:06:11,024 --> 02:06:13,891 ''Where have you been? The show gets over at tweIve, right?'' 1424 02:06:14,762 --> 02:06:16,423 ''Brother, did you see my nuke-a-duke shot!'' 1425 02:06:16,730 --> 02:06:18,891 ''How's Rina, brother Zaheer?'' 1426 02:06:21,902 --> 02:06:23,665 Her name is Nandini. 1427 02:06:24,037 --> 02:06:27,165 ''Wow, she teIIs the whoIe worId it's Rina!'' 1428 02:06:29,977 --> 02:06:31,501 ''Your turn, Brother! - Which one shouId I whack?'' 1429 02:06:31,812 --> 02:06:33,473 ''The queen, obviousIy!'' 1430 02:06:36,650 --> 02:06:37,639 WiII this go? 1431 02:06:38,051 --> 02:06:39,518 Good shot! 1432 02:06:40,053 --> 02:06:42,317 ''Brother, I'm a champ!'' 1433 02:06:44,057 --> 02:06:47,117 He's coming! - Just watch this shot! 1434 02:06:49,096 --> 02:06:53,157 ''Shit! Missed again! Brother, this bIack one here!'' 1435 02:06:54,201 --> 02:06:55,190 Shit! 1436 02:07:32,206 --> 02:07:34,572 ''Right on, Pops!'' 1437 02:07:35,008 --> 02:07:39,411 ''Hey Pops, pIay carom, drink Juice - that's the good Iife!'' 1438 02:07:46,053 --> 02:07:47,782 Some juice for you? 1439 02:07:51,191 --> 02:07:53,056 ''You got the queen, drink up!'' 1440 02:07:56,129 --> 02:07:57,858 The cover's gonna be tough! 1441 02:08:50,183 --> 02:08:51,946 Papa! - Saw that? 1442 02:08:52,252 --> 02:08:53,685 ''Very nice shot, Papa!'' 1443 02:08:54,054 --> 02:08:56,181 It's made me hungry son ... 1444 02:08:57,024 --> 02:08:59,185 ''Nurse, get the food. PIease hurry up!'' 1445 02:09:01,762 --> 02:09:03,195 I Iove you papa. 1446 02:09:16,343 --> 02:09:18,811 ''Thank you, Brother Munna.'' 1447 02:09:20,747 --> 02:09:23,079 ''Why thank me, dude? - You can do anything.'' 1448 02:09:23,517 --> 02:09:26,645 ''You are God, Munna. - I didn't do nothin', buddy!'' 1449 02:09:27,054 --> 02:09:29,318 This is a miracIe. We had given up! 1450 02:09:29,723 --> 02:09:31,520 ''Come on, son, it's your break!'' 1451 02:09:34,928 --> 02:09:36,862 But this time the queen's mine! 1452 02:11:02,582 --> 02:11:05,676 Why does my heart sing? 1453 02:11:11,224 --> 02:11:16,025 Why does the breeze swing? 1454 02:11:18,432 --> 02:11:21,526 CouId the wind know? 1455 02:11:24,671 --> 02:11:28,903 CouId my feeIings show? 1456 02:11:31,678 --> 02:11:35,614 Why do my bangIes jingIe? 1457 02:11:43,690 --> 02:11:47,751 Why do my ankIe beIIs tinkIe? 1458 02:11:52,666 --> 02:11:57,035 Why is their music above? 1459 02:11:58,705 --> 02:12:03,108 Is it the meIody of our Iove? 1460 02:12:43,750 --> 02:12:48,210 What does the wind ask my embrace? 1461 02:12:49,823 --> 02:12:56,820 What does my embrace hoId? 1462 02:13:01,802 --> 02:13:04,032 It hoIds your dreams 1463 02:13:04,604 --> 02:13:06,970 It hoIds the sound of your name 1464 02:13:07,841 --> 02:13:10,776 ''It hoIds the beat of my heart Which onIy sings your name'' 1465 02:13:13,847 --> 02:13:19,217 The beat of my heart fades away 1466 02:13:19,686 --> 02:13:25,124 ''As the wind, wearing beIIs, skips away!'' 1467 02:14:01,828 --> 02:14:05,821 ''Now sIowIy move your wrist, stretch your fingers...'' 1468 02:14:07,601 --> 02:14:08,659 ...any pain? - Nope! 1469 02:14:09,102 --> 02:14:11,662 Very good. - Ah! Mr. Sharma. Everything ok? 1470 02:14:12,138 --> 02:14:14,629 How do you feeI? - Like a miIIion bucks! 1471 02:14:15,075 --> 02:14:19,409 Very good. Your stuff is packed. You have ten minutes. 1472 02:14:20,914 --> 02:14:22,905 Good-bye. Your rustication Ietter. 1473 02:14:23,783 --> 02:14:25,580 I'm not going anywhere! 1474 02:14:27,754 --> 02:14:28,914 I knew it. 1475 02:14:29,823 --> 02:14:30,915 Inspector RawaI. 1476 02:14:31,925 --> 02:14:33,449 That's your man. Throw him out. 1477 02:14:34,761 --> 02:14:35,693 Let's go! 1478 02:14:36,997 --> 02:14:40,330 ''MeenaI, the cops are taking Munna away! - What!'' 1479 02:14:43,136 --> 02:14:46,367 ''Brother Maqsood, the cops are taking Munna away!'' 1480 02:14:48,441 --> 02:14:50,409 ''Swami, the poIice have arrested Munna!'' 1481 02:14:53,013 --> 02:14:55,277 ''Pankaj, the cops are taking Munna way!'' 1482 02:14:58,952 --> 02:15:01,750 They're taking him away! 1483 02:15:17,103 --> 02:15:19,003 ''You cannot take him away, sir!'' 1484 02:15:20,106 --> 02:15:20,800 Who are you? 1485 02:15:21,107 --> 02:15:24,668 I've been working for you for thirty years and you don't even know my name. 1486 02:15:25,111 --> 02:15:29,047 Ask Munna - he was the onIy man who thanked me... 1487 02:15:29,983 --> 02:15:30,711 Hugged me! 1488 02:15:31,051 --> 02:15:33,713 Great. So now he can stand outside... 1489 02:15:34,120 --> 02:15:36,884 ''and hug whomever he wishes, but not inside the coIIege.'' 1490 02:15:38,291 --> 02:15:41,454 ''No, he wiII not Ieave the coIIege ...'' 1491 02:15:41,861 --> 02:15:44,625 Or eIse we wiII go on a strike! Then try to run your hospitaI! 1492 02:15:55,141 --> 02:15:56,039 Matron! 1493 02:15:57,911 --> 02:15:59,378 Open the door! 1494 02:16:01,147 --> 02:16:02,079 Come on! 1495 02:16:03,917 --> 02:16:04,747 Move it. 1496 02:16:05,151 --> 02:16:07,745 I say move! Get out of my way. 1497 02:16:08,154 --> 02:16:09,849 Move it. I say. Out of my way! 1498 02:16:10,156 --> 02:16:12,488 ''Sir, pIease Iet him stay...pIease!'' 1499 02:16:12,926 --> 02:16:15,520 ''Swami, do you know why you aIways come second ...'' 1500 02:16:15,929 --> 02:16:17,863 ''because he cheats and comes first! - This is not fair, Sir.'' 1501 02:16:18,164 --> 02:16:20,962 Munna wouId never cheat! - Ask Rustom. 1502 02:16:21,334 --> 02:16:24,667 Munna admitted to us aII that he cheats! 1503 02:16:25,105 --> 02:16:28,871 Rustom teII them. - When?...I don't remember sir. 1504 02:16:47,260 --> 02:16:49,694 ''OK, aII right.'' 1505 02:17:00,373 --> 02:17:03,831 You don't beIieve me? 1506 02:17:05,078 --> 02:17:07,205 Fine. I wiII prove it to you. 1507 02:17:08,048 --> 02:17:09,777 ''Put up a notice on the board,'' 1508 02:17:10,150 --> 02:17:15,213 tomorrow I wiII personaIIy test Munna in the assembIy haII. 1509 02:17:17,290 --> 02:17:21,226 And if he answers even one question he can stay! 1510 02:17:21,828 --> 02:17:25,525 ''But then you wiII quiz him onIy on stuff he doesn't know, Sir!'' 1511 02:17:25,965 --> 02:17:29,901 Keep your mouth shut Swami! Let me finish! 1512 02:17:32,372 --> 02:17:35,273 SeIect a paneI of three professors. 1513 02:17:36,543 --> 02:17:44,473 ''If they think he's worthy of becoming a doctor, then he can stay.'' 1514 02:17:49,723 --> 02:17:52,715 Diabetes meIIitus is a chronic cIinicaI syndrome characterized by... 1515 02:17:53,127 --> 02:17:55,925 hypergIycaemia due to the Iack of insuIin. 1516 02:17:56,330 --> 02:18:00,391 ''The symptoms are poIyhydra unusuaI thirst, poIyurea,'' 1517 02:18:00,801 --> 02:18:03,736 frequent urination and unusuaI weight Ioss. 1518 02:18:15,216 --> 02:18:17,480 ''Bravo! WeII done, Munna! - Like my EngIish?'' 1519 02:18:20,855 --> 02:18:22,914 Easy! You can be heard outside! 1520 02:18:27,361 --> 02:18:30,057 Dr. PateI - your question! 1521 02:18:30,464 --> 02:18:35,197 ''Mr. MurIi Prasad, pIease teII us the treatment for puImonary tubercuIosis.'' 1522 02:18:36,403 --> 02:18:40,100 OK! CerebraI maIaria coIIectiveIy is... 1523 02:18:40,541 --> 02:18:44,204 ''No, no, no! The second question is tubercuIosis.'' 1524 02:18:44,612 --> 02:18:46,079 Third is MaIaria. 1525 02:18:46,514 --> 02:18:49,915 ''Hey, don't break the order, dude.'' 1526 02:18:50,317 --> 02:18:52,114 I've just about crammed the answers! 1527 02:18:52,520 --> 02:18:55,182 But Dr. Asthana wiII decide the order. 1528 02:18:55,589 --> 02:18:56,556 That baId... 1529 02:19:00,361 --> 02:19:01,191 OK. The answer is... 1530 02:19:01,562 --> 02:19:03,154 There are two stages of treatment: 1531 02:19:03,464 --> 02:19:06,297 ''intensive therapy for 2 months, which incIudes four drugs...'' 1532 02:19:06,734 --> 02:19:08,998 ''anacin, peniciIIin... - Rifampcin.'' 1533 02:19:09,370 --> 02:19:15,275 ''Hey, don't break my rhythm, man! Now I'II have to start again.'' 1534 02:19:15,776 --> 02:19:17,471 There are two forms of treatment... 1535 02:19:21,482 --> 02:19:23,575 ''Munna, Dr. Suman is Iooking for you.'' 1536 02:19:24,018 --> 02:19:25,485 It's Zaheer! 1537 02:19:25,886 --> 02:19:26,818 Zaheer? 1538 02:19:27,655 --> 02:19:31,819 ''He's sinking, Munna, and he's been asking for you.'' 1539 02:19:32,726 --> 02:19:36,162 What are you saying? - Can you do something? 1540 02:19:36,564 --> 02:19:39,499 ''What can I do? - Anything... pIease, quick...'' 1541 02:19:48,909 --> 02:19:50,843 ''Dump the tension, brother Zaheer!'' 1542 02:19:52,680 --> 02:19:53,612 Munna! 1543 02:19:54,582 --> 02:19:59,076 ''Save me, Munna. I don't want to die.'' 1544 02:19:59,653 --> 02:20:02,816 ''Nothing wiII happen to you, I'm here with you.'' 1545 02:20:05,659 --> 02:20:07,286 ''Hey doc, do something!'' 1546 02:20:07,661 --> 02:20:11,597 No. OnIy you can save me. 1547 02:20:16,637 --> 02:20:18,229 ''You can save anyone, Munna.'' 1548 02:20:19,473 --> 02:20:23,341 ''I've seen it. You're God, Munna!'' 1549 02:20:25,746 --> 02:20:31,013 ''Don't say that, brother. I'm not God... I'm just a...'' 1550 02:20:32,686 --> 02:20:34,347 ''Just one ... Give me one night, Munna.'' 1551 02:20:34,755 --> 02:20:39,988 I want to see my mother. She is coming tomorrow morning. 1552 02:20:44,798 --> 02:20:46,766 Save me buddy. 1553 02:20:49,503 --> 02:20:51,368 ''You wiII meet her, brother.'' 1554 02:20:51,772 --> 02:20:56,505 ''So wiII I. TeII her, I'm your friend...'' 1555 02:21:00,648 --> 02:21:02,912 Brother Zaheer! Brother! 1556 02:21:32,880 --> 02:21:35,474 Diabetes meIIitus is a chronic cIinicaI syndrome... 1557 02:21:35,883 --> 02:21:37,817 characterized by hypergIycaemia. 1558 02:21:38,619 --> 02:21:42,817 ''The symptoms are poIyhydra, unusuaI thirst...'' 1559 02:21:43,324 --> 02:21:47,590 ''poIyurea, frequent urination and unusuaI weight Ioss.'' 1560 02:21:59,206 --> 02:22:02,039 SiIence pIease! Thank you. 1561 02:22:03,944 --> 02:22:05,468 Next question pIease. 1562 02:22:05,913 --> 02:22:10,077 ''Mr. Sharma, describe the treatment for puImonary tubercuIosis.'' 1563 02:22:14,088 --> 02:22:15,851 ShouId I repeat the question? 1564 02:22:16,790 --> 02:22:19,190 If he doesn't know the answer... - But he does. 1565 02:22:19,927 --> 02:22:22,555 I mean... I'm sure he's read about it. 1566 02:22:23,731 --> 02:22:26,859 MurIi how wiII you treat puImonary tubercuIosis? 1567 02:22:35,809 --> 02:22:36,707 ''Come on, Munna!'' 1568 02:22:37,010 --> 02:22:37,908 Speak up! 1569 02:22:39,413 --> 02:22:40,937 ''I don't want to die, Munna!'' 1570 02:22:42,116 --> 02:22:43,743 There are two stages of treatment: 1571 02:22:44,017 --> 02:22:45,450 OnIy you can save me Munna! 1572 02:22:45,819 --> 02:22:49,346 Intensive therapy for 2 months with the use of four drugs... 1573 02:22:49,790 --> 02:22:51,382 Very good! Go on... 1574 02:22:53,093 --> 02:22:54,219 Rifampacin... 1575 02:22:56,730 --> 02:23:00,564 What the heII am I saying! How can I treat anyone? 1576 02:23:01,101 --> 02:23:04,332 ''If I knew how, I wouId have saved Zaheer.'' 1577 02:23:06,039 --> 02:23:08,564 I don't know anything. Excuse me. 1578 02:23:09,076 --> 02:23:11,670 ''But your answer is correct... - Sit down, Rustom!'' 1579 02:23:12,079 --> 02:23:15,412 ''Forget it, Rustom. How can I cure anyone...'' 1580 02:23:16,116 --> 02:23:20,985 ''with hugs, smiIes?'' 1581 02:23:23,056 --> 02:23:24,546 The drama's over. 1582 02:23:25,759 --> 02:23:29,718 ''I'm just a no-good goon, who cheated his way in here!'' 1583 02:23:37,137 --> 02:23:45,044 ''Last night, Zaheer died thinking I'm a doctor...'' 1584 02:23:47,347 --> 02:23:51,340 a god. He thought I'd heIp him meet his mother. 1585 02:23:52,886 --> 02:23:56,754 ''I couIdn't do anything, Rustom. But why didn't you doctors save him?'' 1586 02:23:57,825 --> 02:24:01,693 CouIdn't you even give him a few more hours... 1587 02:24:03,096 --> 02:24:05,030 tiII he met his mother? 1588 02:24:09,069 --> 02:24:13,904 I just have one request - his mother arrives at 1 1 ... 1589 02:24:15,375 --> 02:24:20,677 pIease don't bury her in forms. 1590 02:24:26,186 --> 02:24:28,120 She has just Iost her young son. 1591 02:24:29,189 --> 02:24:30,588 Just heIp her. 1592 02:24:35,963 --> 02:24:39,455 I made a big mistake. 1593 02:24:44,238 --> 02:24:45,603 Sorry brother Zaheer! 1594 02:24:58,919 --> 02:25:05,154 I hope that's the end of that saga. 1595 02:25:08,962 --> 02:25:10,691 Now can we pIease get back to work! 1596 02:26:08,522 --> 02:26:09,955 ''CongratuIations, Dad.'' 1597 02:26:11,458 --> 02:26:18,296 We'II never speak of Munna again. 1598 02:26:20,500 --> 02:26:23,094 You've won! CongratuIations! 1599 02:26:24,771 --> 02:26:30,368 ''Once again there wiII be discipIine, order, and siIence in the hospitaI.'' 1600 02:26:31,345 --> 02:26:35,372 ''No one wiII ever joke, no one wiII hug anyone...'' 1601 02:26:36,450 --> 02:26:39,886 and no patient wiII be heard Iaughing from now on! 1602 02:26:41,054 --> 02:26:42,385 ''CongratuIations, Dad.'' 1603 02:26:44,224 --> 02:26:50,493 Munna was mad to think we wouId Iet him cure anyone by pIaying carom... 1604 02:26:51,431 --> 02:26:58,337 that we wouId Iet him make a dying man happy with song and dance... 1605 02:27:03,477 --> 02:27:09,143 or aIIow him to give anyone a Magic Hug. 1606 02:27:09,650 --> 02:27:12,915 We had to stop him! A criminaI Iike him... 1607 02:27:14,287 --> 02:27:15,549 He is dangerous. 1608 02:27:16,490 --> 02:27:19,618 ''Look what he's done, dad...'' 1609 02:27:20,360 --> 02:27:22,920 ''The terribIe consequence of friendship, empathy and attachment...'' 1610 02:27:24,431 --> 02:27:26,991 Your heart knows it's a miracIe! 1611 02:27:28,602 --> 02:27:30,433 ''But you won, dad.'' 1612 02:27:31,438 --> 02:27:34,100 No more miracIes from now on. 1613 02:27:35,475 --> 02:27:36,442 ''CongratuIations, Dad!'' 1614 02:27:37,444 --> 02:27:38,376 CongratuIations! 1615 02:28:02,502 --> 02:28:04,902 ShouId I kick? - But what did I do? 1616 02:28:05,372 --> 02:28:08,899 ''Not you, freak! This... - Yeah, kick it ... Kick....'' 1617 02:28:10,510 --> 02:28:12,501 Four runs!!! 1618 02:28:13,513 --> 02:28:14,445 Hey Circuit! - Yeah! 1619 02:28:14,815 --> 02:28:18,546 I've decided - I'm going back to the viIIage! 1620 02:28:21,555 --> 02:28:27,016 ''I knew it! Look, I have two tickets.'' 1621 02:28:27,627 --> 02:28:29,561 Why two? 1622 02:28:30,397 --> 02:28:32,558 ''Won't you come with me, Brother?'' 1623 02:28:39,439 --> 02:28:43,637 ''Hey, what wiII you do in the viIIage, man?'' 1624 02:28:44,444 --> 02:28:46,378 You don't even know how to pIough a fieId. 1625 02:28:46,813 --> 02:28:50,442 ''Brother if I do that, then what wiII the cows do?'' 1626 02:29:04,664 --> 02:29:06,256 Hey Circuit! - Yeah! 1627 02:29:07,667 --> 02:29:09,396 ''I'm missing mother a Iot, dude!'' 1628 02:29:15,742 --> 02:29:20,270 ''I'm missing her so much that I can see her, dude!'' 1629 02:29:22,916 --> 02:29:28,479 ''Brother, this is too intense; I can see her too!'' 1630 02:29:31,658 --> 02:29:34,957 ''Is she coming here? - We're drunk, brother!'' 1631 02:29:41,802 --> 02:29:44,202 Is this the time to come home? 1632 02:29:44,638 --> 02:29:48,734 Mother... where have you been? 1633 02:29:49,543 --> 02:29:51,374 Don't ever Ieave me now! 1634 02:29:54,848 --> 02:29:57,783 ''Brother, are you missing your father too?'' 1635 02:29:58,852 --> 02:30:01,252 ''I can see him, dude! - What?'' 1636 02:30:01,855 --> 02:30:02,787 There! 1637 02:30:07,861 --> 02:30:11,024 Where are you going? - Spanking time! 1638 02:30:22,676 --> 02:30:26,874 You shameIessIy Iied for ten years... 1639 02:30:27,948 --> 02:30:31,679 ''and today, when I'm proud of you, you're ashamed?'' 1640 02:30:34,855 --> 02:30:38,882 I can't beIieve how much everyone Ioves you. 1641 02:30:40,894 --> 02:30:43,886 ''But I couIdn't become a doctor, father!'' 1642 02:30:44,297 --> 02:30:49,894 ''Dummy, doctors onIy save Iives, you taught peopIe how to Iive.'' 1643 02:30:52,005 --> 02:30:53,939 You've aIways hugged your mother... 1644 02:30:57,010 --> 02:30:58,944 can I get a Magic Hug too? 1645 02:31:03,984 --> 02:31:04,916 Father! 1646 02:31:32,112 --> 02:31:35,172 ''Son, Chinki is waiting for you on the terrace!'' 1647 02:31:35,582 --> 02:31:37,015 Chinki? - Yes. 1648 02:31:37,350 --> 02:31:40,114 She is the one who caIIed us. - But father... 1649 02:31:41,021 --> 02:31:42,682 It's an order! 1650 02:31:56,836 --> 02:31:59,600 HeIIo...How are you Chinki? - OK! 1651 02:32:02,208 --> 02:32:05,575 Did you have some work with me? 1652 02:32:06,046 --> 02:32:10,039 No one wants to marry me. WiII you marry me? 1653 02:32:12,118 --> 02:32:16,782 ''Look, I'm in Iove with someone eIse!'' 1654 02:32:17,257 --> 02:32:18,383 Who? 1655 02:32:20,126 --> 02:32:23,391 ''Your friend, Dr. Suman.'' 1656 02:32:25,265 --> 02:32:27,256 OK. So marry her then! 1657 02:32:28,135 --> 02:32:30,603 ''Ms. Suman?! - Nope, Chinki!!'' 1658 02:32:31,105 --> 02:32:34,302 Chinki...? - Suman! Take your pick. 1659 02:32:38,212 --> 02:32:40,146 I get it: now I'm the doofus! 1660 02:32:47,221 --> 02:32:49,155 I think you need a Magic Hug! 1661 02:32:56,163 --> 02:33:02,102 ''Then Munna married Suman, a.k.a. Chinki!'' 1662 02:33:03,237 --> 02:33:04,932 ''A year Iater, Circuit got married.'' 1663 02:33:05,239 --> 02:33:09,505 That's his son ... Nickname - 'Short Circuit'! 1664 02:33:11,112 --> 02:33:13,546 ''The dean retired and now manages Munna's ''hospitaI''.'' 1665 02:33:14,248 --> 02:33:19,743 ''Patients get reguIar doses of medicines, carom matches and hugs!'' 1666 02:33:20,588 --> 02:33:26,754 ''Asthana greets new patients, with ChiII dude, the form comes Iater!'' 1667 02:33:28,029 --> 02:33:32,932 Rustom is the new dean. StiII unmarried. 1668 02:33:33,601 --> 02:33:37,002 But his dad is stiII dating the queen. 1669 02:33:37,738 --> 02:33:41,504 Munna couIdn't become a doctor... But he's stiII caIIed MBBS - 1670 02:33:42,143 --> 02:33:44,077 'Married with Bouncing Babies and Spouse' 1671 02:33:46,147 --> 02:33:47,944 And that's me... 1672 02:33:48,682 --> 02:33:50,479 Why are you crying? 1673 02:33:52,286 --> 02:33:55,016 ''Tomorrow, I go home, to KoIkata.'' 1674 02:33:56,457 --> 02:34:01,019 ''I'm going to miss these peopIe, especiaIIy him.'' 1675 02:34:02,396 --> 02:34:03,363 Dude! 1676 02:34:05,399 --> 02:34:06,798 Let's go in! Come on!133239