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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,836 --> 00:00:05,087 For those of you who were too fucking busy... 2 00:00:05,255 --> 00:00:07,631 ...this is what happened last week on Shameless. 3 00:00:07,799 --> 00:00:09,383 - I left them. - You fuck! 4 00:00:11,553 --> 00:00:12,761 This your home now? 5 00:00:12,929 --> 00:00:15,973 First time in my life I ever felt like I actually belonged. 6 00:00:16,141 --> 00:00:18,809 What is it like with my dad living at your house? 7 00:00:18,977 --> 00:00:20,894 - Weird. - It's only gonna get weirder. 8 00:00:22,397 --> 00:00:24,815 - Last night was my first time. - You mean with me? 9 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:26,316 - Virgin? - Yep. 10 00:00:26,484 --> 00:00:27,860 Aunt Ginger has to go back? 11 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:30,446 - Don't make her go. - She doesn't belong to us. 12 00:00:30,613 --> 00:00:34,074 Old guy next door died in March, which I guess makes us neighbors. 13 00:00:34,242 --> 00:00:36,243 - Where's my damn toaster? - Leave me alone. 14 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:38,829 You would not be so pissed off if you didn't care. 15 00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:41,915 I saw the way you looked at Steve like a D-O-G in heat. 16 00:00:42,083 --> 00:00:45,127 My mom heard about it. She invited you to dinner. 17 00:00:47,088 --> 00:00:48,630 Hey. 18 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:07,543 Aw. Heh. 19 00:02:07,710 --> 00:02:09,086 Sweet baby. 20 00:02:09,254 --> 00:02:11,088 Put a scarf on. 21 00:02:18,763 --> 00:02:20,639 Debbie, come in and eat breakfast, okay? 22 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:22,516 You're up next in the shower. 23 00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:25,853 I wanna play for a while. Ask Carl if he'll get in the stroller. 24 00:02:26,020 --> 00:02:28,605 Last time, you were locked in the basement for a day. 25 00:02:28,773 --> 00:02:31,233 On purpose. We were playing Loser Goes to Gitmo. 26 00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:35,154 Let's go. And put that stroller back in the garbage. 27 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,876 Oh, my God. That's, uh... It's dead. 28 00:02:49,043 --> 00:02:51,378 - You sure? - Uh-huh. The element's rusted out. 29 00:02:51,546 --> 00:02:53,630 Anyone wanna make some cookies with me? 30 00:02:53,798 --> 00:02:55,257 - How much to replace it? - Uh... 31 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:57,885 - Two bills used, four new. - Shit. 32 00:02:58,052 --> 00:03:00,387 How about pie? I can get started on the crust. 33 00:03:00,555 --> 00:03:01,680 Go take your shower. 34 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:04,474 I wanna make pie. 35 00:03:04,642 --> 00:03:06,518 You know what? Hand me the obits. 36 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:10,522 Maybe, uh, we can scavenge a dead person's water heater. Thank you. 37 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:11,940 Oh. Mrs. Dombrowski. 38 00:03:12,108 --> 00:03:15,861 Oh, the, uh, shaky-neck lady? I thought she drowned a couple years ago. 39 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:20,407 No. Mrs. Goga had the shaky neck and drowned in her own vomit last Easter. 40 00:03:20,575 --> 00:03:23,869 No pie. Get in the shower. I'm not saying it again. 41 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:25,370 Carl, no. 42 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:27,539 I went to school with Kenny Dombrowski. 43 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:30,626 - Think he had a crush on me. - Shh! Wake's this morning. Let's go. 44 00:03:30,793 --> 00:03:32,878 - Up, up, up. - Can I come? 45 00:03:33,504 --> 00:03:34,588 Um... 46 00:03:34,756 --> 00:03:36,173 No. 47 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:38,175 Debbie, what is going on with you? 48 00:03:40,178 --> 00:03:41,220 Nothing. 49 00:03:47,185 --> 00:03:49,102 Oof! Shower. After Debbie. 50 00:03:49,270 --> 00:03:50,979 Towel and robe upstairs. Go. 51 00:03:53,024 --> 00:03:55,317 You need to learn how to change your own diaper. 52 00:04:17,006 --> 00:04:18,173 It's getting windy. 53 00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:20,884 Beautiful day for a party. 54 00:04:21,052 --> 00:04:24,638 It's for kids, Frank. No booze! 55 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:30,894 Aw. 56 00:04:31,062 --> 00:04:33,230 How would you like your eggs, sweetie? 57 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:36,024 - Fluffy. - Aw. 58 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:40,237 They're having a party across the street. 59 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:41,905 What, dear? 60 00:04:42,073 --> 00:04:45,367 Across the street. Some sort of a party for kids. 61 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:47,202 No booze. 62 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:49,538 What's the point? 63 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:02,426 Dad? 64 00:05:17,233 --> 00:05:19,067 What the hell is he doing here? 65 00:05:21,487 --> 00:05:23,030 - Ha, ha. - Yeah. 66 00:05:25,074 --> 00:05:26,450 - Debbie? - Heh. What? 67 00:05:26,617 --> 00:05:27,826 - What? - Stay focused. 68 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:30,203 Are the Gallaghers in our bathroom? 69 00:05:30,371 --> 00:05:34,583 - I know what you need. - Huh? Uh-huh. 70 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:36,668 - That's what I'm talking about. - Yeah? 71 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:37,878 Yeah. Right there. 72 00:06:03,154 --> 00:06:07,616 - They're pretty. Fluffy, fluffy. - Aha! Woo! Mm. 73 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:14,206 Went to see a lawyer. 74 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:18,543 Yeah. It turns out I can't afford to live somewhere else and support you two. 75 00:06:18,711 --> 00:06:19,920 Three. 76 00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:22,047 Why can't you stay with Uncle Ray? 77 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:25,675 He's got gangrene. You ever smell a rotting foot? 78 00:06:25,843 --> 00:06:29,012 Hey, why don't you get me a refill there, huh, Karen, honey? 79 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:30,806 Did you lose your fucking legs? 80 00:06:30,973 --> 00:06:33,141 That's your teenage diseased mind talking. 81 00:06:33,309 --> 00:06:36,770 You know, you tasted penii and now you're just crazy. 82 00:07:26,070 --> 00:07:27,904 Oh, shit! 83 00:07:28,072 --> 00:07:29,489 That's cold! 84 00:07:29,657 --> 00:07:31,616 What the hell? Veronica! 85 00:07:31,784 --> 00:07:33,410 There's no hot water! 86 00:07:36,914 --> 00:07:38,331 What? 87 00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:41,084 Fucking Gallaghers. 88 00:07:44,005 --> 00:07:46,465 Look at you letting yourself into people's houses. 89 00:07:46,632 --> 00:07:48,508 Tall grande latte, two shots. 90 00:07:48,676 --> 00:07:49,926 - Sugar? - Absolutely. 91 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:53,430 Kids home? 92 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:55,015 Mm. 93 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:58,310 Boys are out getting a water heater, Debbie's at the park... 94 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:02,397 ...Carl's out looking for defenseless pets to torture, and Liam's down for a nap. 95 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:03,857 So? 96 00:08:04,025 --> 00:08:05,692 No. I'm up to my ass in housework. 97 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:08,737 That's why I'm taking you to a long, deep, leisurely lunch. 98 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:11,406 - Lunch? - It's a euphemism. 99 00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:12,741 How quaint. 100 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:16,203 Or would you like a demon dog and a quick fuck over at the Sheridan. 101 00:08:16,370 --> 00:08:17,996 - Liam? - Get a sitter. 102 00:08:18,915 --> 00:08:20,790 - Costs too much. - How much? 103 00:08:20,958 --> 00:08:22,792 At least 50 bucks. 104 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:28,089 - You're not paying me to fuck you. - No, I couldn't pay you enough. 105 00:08:33,721 --> 00:08:35,931 - Did you hear that? - No. 106 00:08:36,098 --> 00:08:37,182 You didn't hear that? 107 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:39,518 You trying to change the subject? 108 00:08:42,271 --> 00:08:43,438 Liam? 109 00:08:43,606 --> 00:08:46,149 He's too lazy to get out of his crib. He just yells. 110 00:08:51,322 --> 00:08:53,490 - You stay with Liam. - Wait, wait, wait. 111 00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:56,034 Hey. Hey. 112 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:57,994 You take the baby. I'll take the bat. 113 00:08:58,162 --> 00:08:59,204 All right. 114 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:01,081 Now. Go. 115 00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:23,562 Debbie, Jesus. 116 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:25,397 I thought you went to the park. 117 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,148 I came back. 118 00:09:27,316 --> 00:09:28,942 Are you okay? 119 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:32,571 Katie Crasden's having a party. 120 00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:34,197 Katie Crasden? 121 00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:35,865 Two streets over. 122 00:09:36,033 --> 00:09:38,285 And she didn't invite you? 123 00:09:38,452 --> 00:09:39,536 She's only 3. 124 00:09:39,704 --> 00:09:41,162 What happened? 125 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:46,418 Well, I was just walking past and her dad, he... 126 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:49,212 Her dad did what? 127 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:54,426 He was laughing and playing with them and it just... Just wasn't fair. 128 00:09:55,094 --> 00:09:57,137 What wasn't fair? What? 129 00:09:57,305 --> 00:09:58,763 Everything. 130 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:00,682 So I, um... 131 00:10:03,394 --> 00:10:04,811 I stole something. 132 00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:06,021 Oh. 133 00:10:06,188 --> 00:10:08,481 - So nobody touched you? - What? 134 00:10:08,649 --> 00:10:10,317 You nearly gave me a heart attack. 135 00:10:16,824 --> 00:10:18,617 Debbie? 136 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:25,749 Who the hell is that? 137 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,966 We can j... We'll just organize. It'll be okay. 138 00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:37,302 He's probably right around here. 139 00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:42,307 Just relax. 140 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,601 Oh, here we go. 141 00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:48,104 No traffic tickets to issue today? 142 00:10:48,272 --> 00:10:52,901 No one to pull over for swinging wide on a left-hand turn? 143 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:55,695 Or is this a supportive friend party... 144 00:10:55,863 --> 00:10:58,823 ...for a cop who shot some poor fucker wasn't even armed? 145 00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:02,369 Leave the people around here alone. They're good folks. 146 00:11:02,536 --> 00:11:04,704 Who are the parents? Let's go, people. Out of the way. 147 00:11:04,872 --> 00:11:06,039 Um... 148 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:07,624 - Your child's missing? - Yeah. 149 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,668 I need your names and the name of the child. 150 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:12,212 Uh, Beth and Gary Casden. 151 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:14,923 - When was the last time you saw? - Uh, Casey. 152 00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:16,800 - About an hour ago. - Okay. 153 00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:19,094 Okay. Uh, what was he wearing? 154 00:11:19,428 --> 00:11:21,680 - Heh. - Debbie... 155 00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:24,516 ...why would you steal a little girl? 156 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:28,395 Why would you steal a little boy and dress him like a little girl? 157 00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:32,482 I wanted a girl, but there weren't any. 158 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:36,277 Wha...? Then back to my initial question. Why would you steal a baby at all? 159 00:11:36,445 --> 00:11:37,570 I miss Ginger. 160 00:11:37,738 --> 00:11:39,114 - What? - Who? 161 00:11:39,281 --> 00:11:41,282 You took away Aunt Ginger. 162 00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:42,575 Who is Aunt Ginger? 163 00:11:42,743 --> 00:11:44,411 Somebody from V's nursing home. 164 00:11:44,578 --> 00:11:46,121 - What? - She was my friend. 165 00:11:46,288 --> 00:11:48,289 We have to take him back right away, okay? 166 00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:50,083 Where are his boy clothes? 167 00:11:51,001 --> 00:11:52,335 I washed them. 168 00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:57,173 Oh, my God. It shrunk. You put it in the dryer? 169 00:11:57,341 --> 00:11:59,467 That's what you do after you wash something. 170 00:11:59,635 --> 00:12:00,677 Um... 171 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,929 We can put him in some of Liam's clothes. 172 00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:06,057 We can't bring a missing kid back wearing different clothes. 173 00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:09,769 I mean, people will say we did something to him. Something bad. 174 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:15,316 Attention, this is... Attention, this is the Chicago... 175 00:12:15,484 --> 00:12:16,943 - Push... - I know what to push. 176 00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:18,403 Attention. This is the... 177 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:19,904 - No, no. - What are you doing? 178 00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:22,907 - We have to get the information out. - Then let me drive. 179 00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:24,117 No. 180 00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:26,161 I've been a cop a lot longer than you. 181 00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:28,204 You don't get to drive and talk. 182 00:12:28,372 --> 00:12:30,331 What, are you gonna call your uncle? 183 00:12:30,499 --> 00:12:32,584 Attention. This is the Chicago Police. 184 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,794 We are looking for a missing 2-year-old... 185 00:12:34,962 --> 00:12:36,796 - Come on in. - So we're just gonna wait? 186 00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:40,717 He's a chain-smoking pothead in a stress-inducing situation. 187 00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:42,552 He'll be out soon. 188 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,262 What are we supposed to say? 189 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:45,972 I don't know. Just play it cool. 190 00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:47,599 Play what cool? 191 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,560 Things people play cool. Jesus, Ian. 192 00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:52,979 You got your own cell? 193 00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:55,940 - No, some kid left it in the cafeteria. - Ah. 194 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:57,650 Hey, Kar. 195 00:12:57,818 --> 00:13:01,362 I'm at some dead lady's house trying to see if I can score a water heater. 196 00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:03,072 Meet me after? 197 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,574 Hey, V? 198 00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:06,117 I'm in the bathroom. 199 00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:09,621 Hey. I'm in a bit of a jam. Can you watch him for 15 minutes? 200 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,915 - Damn, Fi. I'm in the middle of... - Thanks. 201 00:13:12,082 --> 00:13:13,583 Okay. Sure. 202 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,086 Hey, Li... 203 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,131 Who the fuck are you? 204 00:13:25,387 --> 00:13:27,263 Oh, shit. 205 00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:31,893 Hey, Fiona. 206 00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:33,144 Hey, Tony. 207 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:35,021 You remember Steve? 208 00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:36,564 Yeah. How's it going? 209 00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:38,191 Uh, hear about the missing boy? 210 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:39,776 No. What happened? 211 00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:41,778 Got taken from a birthday party. 212 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:43,738 Think he might have just wandered off? 213 00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:46,157 We got everybody out looking. Choppers, SWAT... 214 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:47,867 ...extra units, Amber alerts. 215 00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:49,953 Wow. Really? 216 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:54,207 We're gonna catch the bastard that took Casey and chop his pedophile nuts off. 217 00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:03,466 Less than two hours ago, a young boy only 2 years of age... 218 00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:05,885 ...was abducted from his front yard. 219 00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:09,305 You see this? This is what happens when the world goes crazy. 220 00:14:09,473 --> 00:14:11,558 People steal kids. 221 00:14:11,725 --> 00:14:14,185 And Rastafarians are allowed to roam free. 222 00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:17,522 I don't mean real Rastafarians. I mean Rastaman Goldbergs... 223 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:22,527 ...from Lake Forest with rich parents who get dropped off in town cars... 224 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:25,738 ...then go beg for money on the streets. What a load of crap. 225 00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:27,699 Obama-care my ass! 226 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:32,996 What the news people don't tell you: They love it when kids get stolen. 227 00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:37,750 They're just looking for a good story to saturate our airwaves with. 228 00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:40,920 And why are all the news ladies Chinese? 229 00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:47,677 They should stick to what they know: Railroads, sushi and dim sum. 230 00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:50,096 Frank. Guess what. 231 00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:53,600 I made muffins using a bunt cake batter. 232 00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:57,228 I didn't even need to add another egg. 233 00:14:58,939 --> 00:15:00,940 - Hi, sweetie. - The shithead gone? 234 00:15:01,108 --> 00:15:03,151 - He just left for work. - I'm still here. 235 00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:07,447 - I'm just getting my coat. - I just had some delicious penii. 236 00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,824 - What? - Little Casey up the street. 237 00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:12,785 Gone missing right from his own backyard. 238 00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:15,538 Hmm. That's terrible. 239 00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:19,959 You missed... 240 00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:39,312 - Yes, ma'am. - But my husband... 241 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,314 - I know you're all concerned. - Of course. 242 00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:43,816 Just everybody calm down. I'll get to all of you, okay? 243 00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:45,735 - Uh, you first, okay? - All right. 244 00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:48,696 I wasn't sure what size, so I bought three just in case. 245 00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:50,156 Oh, slow down. 246 00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:51,407 - What? - Stop the car. 247 00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:55,328 - Hey! Hey. - Hey. Almost new. 248 00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:57,622 Debbie stole a baby. We have to return it. 249 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,165 - Debbie stole a baby? - Yeah. 250 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,376 - Why? - It's Debbie. 251 00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:03,711 I did not see that coming. Um... 252 00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:07,298 - Can't we just give it back? - I wish we could. It's too late now. 253 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,676 - Wow. - Find Carl and get home now. 254 00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:12,053 Yeah. 255 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:19,978 We're looking for a missing boy named Casey... 256 00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:22,146 ...last seen wearing a Superman costume. 257 00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:25,942 Two years old. Any information would be greatly appreciated. 258 00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,193 No questions asked. 259 00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:29,237 Why the fuck wouldn't we ask questions? 260 00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:31,364 Because we want people to feel safe. 261 00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:34,367 How do you find out what happened if you don't ask? 262 00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:36,869 You understand the premise? People feel safe. 263 00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:38,913 They give information. We find the kid. 264 00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:41,541 Safe my ass. I'm asking questions. 265 00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:44,544 - Okay. Yeah. No. Go ahead. Yeah, sure. - That's what you do. 266 00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:45,837 - You do what you want. - Uh... 267 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:49,090 Casey Casden. Uh, last seen wearing a Superman costume. 268 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,260 Kev, stop. 269 00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:53,636 What's Liam doing here? 270 00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:55,471 It's not Liam. 271 00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:59,267 - Who the hell is this? - I don't know. Fiona dropped him off. 272 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:02,103 Attention, all residents. There's a child still missing. 273 00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:03,896 Approximately 2 years of age... 274 00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:06,524 ...wearing a Superman costume. If you've seen... 275 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,443 Fucking Gallaghers. 276 00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:11,237 When I was a kid, we could go to a birthday party... 277 00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:14,282 ...and our parents wouldn't worry that we were gonna get... 278 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:17,285 ...stolen out of the front yard by some perv. 279 00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:19,787 That's when America had values. 280 00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:25,126 Before Walmart, Dukakis, peanut butter and jelly in one jar. 281 00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:27,170 You're too young to remember this... 282 00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:30,048 ...but there was a time when policemen were respected. 283 00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:32,675 When young men wanted to fight for their country. 284 00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:36,471 When you could go vote twice for Mayor Daley down at the 11 th Ward. 285 00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:42,060 Before some liberal pricks elected a Muslim who isn't even American. 286 00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:44,729 We need to get your story straight for the police. 287 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,481 Why did you take the boy? 288 00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:49,192 He was crying for his mom and his mom wasn't around. 289 00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:50,735 Did you try to find his mom? 290 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,529 No, he was crying and nobody cared. So I took him. 291 00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:55,907 - You can't say that. What's with you? - Fi. 292 00:17:56,075 --> 00:18:00,620 Debs, was he inside or outside of the yard when you grabbed him? 293 00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,622 Inside. 294 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:06,042 - Okay, so how did you get him out? - I waved a Snickers bar at him. 295 00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:08,294 Did anybody see you? 296 00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:11,464 - I don't think so. We just ran. - That wasn't suspicious. 297 00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:14,717 - So you were running down the street... - I used a stroller. 298 00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:16,385 - What stroller? - Liam's old one. 299 00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:18,221 The one I told you to throw out? 300 00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:21,766 I fixed it. For emergencies. 301 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,354 Open up! Hurry! 302 00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:27,855 Shit. 303 00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:30,817 What in the hell is going on? 304 00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:32,777 - Is this that kid? - Debbie stole him. 305 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:36,322 We have to give him back without getting her in Juvie. 306 00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:38,407 - Why in the world would she steal...? - Hmm. 307 00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:41,828 There must be a couple hundred cops out there. 308 00:18:41,995 --> 00:18:45,540 I know. I'm so sorry. Debs, will you watch him for a second? 309 00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:46,916 Come with us. 310 00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:49,085 Casey, we're gonna play games, okay? 311 00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:50,670 I'm not sure what's going on. 312 00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:53,673 Maybe it's because your mom bailed and Frank's a big drunk. 313 00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:57,009 What, I'm the asshole now? She stole a baby. 314 00:18:57,177 --> 00:18:58,386 She obviously planned it. 315 00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:01,639 I mean, she took a stroller out of the garbage and she fixed it. 316 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:05,268 Hey, Debbie still is a little kid. Worst thing is she gets help. 317 00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:06,853 - Help? - What kind of help? 318 00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:08,813 - She stole a baby. - She's not crazy. 319 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:11,399 She just sort of accidentally took a kid. 320 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,734 Not if she lured him with a candy bar. 321 00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:16,362 - What are you suggesting? - Some professional to... 322 00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:18,739 - A shrink? - Gallaghers do not do therapy. 323 00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:21,450 Missing 2-year-old boy, Casey Casden. 324 00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:23,911 He was last seen wearing a Superman costume. 325 00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:26,372 If you have any information, call 911. 326 00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:28,791 Look, we need a plan to get that boy back. 327 00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:31,127 Family Services is gonna have a field day. 328 00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:32,753 Family Services? 329 00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:37,008 If they find out Frank's moved, they'll take the kids, split them up. 330 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,384 Remember last time? 331 00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,350 Shit. 332 00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:47,518 Exactly. 333 00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:51,814 You know that payphone that's outside the Kash and Grab? 334 00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:53,232 - Yeah. - Get on your bike... 335 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,443 ...go to the payphone and call the police. 336 00:19:55,611 --> 00:20:00,781 Tell them that you saw a little boy walking down Southport Avenue at 2:45. 337 00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:02,074 - Okay? - Why should I? 338 00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:04,076 You wanna be in a children's home? 339 00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:06,120 Group home on Union has a climbing wall. 340 00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,414 - Carl. - Ugh, I don't have a bike. 341 00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:09,957 Wire cutter's in the drawer. 342 00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:22,553 What? 343 00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:25,806 Steve, Fiona, you guys have to get Debs to take that kid back. 344 00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:27,934 I don't know that I can make that happen. 345 00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:29,769 You have to or we're all fucked. 346 00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:31,729 Okay. 347 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,147 Why do I have to do it? 348 00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:35,900 We've already told the police we didn't know anything. 349 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,694 - I'm not a good liar. - You can do this. 350 00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:41,781 - I'm not. You always say so. - All right. Hey. You know what? 351 00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:45,284 It's been hours and Casey's parents are really worried about him. 352 00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:49,789 Remember that pie you wanted to make? Let's do that tonight. 353 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,084 What do I have to do? 354 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:56,837 I saw a little boy walking down Southport Avenue at like 2:45. 355 00:20:57,005 --> 00:21:00,383 - Two forty-five? - Yeah, 2:45. Asshole. 356 00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:03,511 Got a sighting. A kid saw the boy walking down Southport. 357 00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:05,930 I was walking up Southport Avenue... 358 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,640 ...when I saw little Casey. 359 00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:09,267 You didn't know his name. 360 00:21:09,476 --> 00:21:10,559 - A little boy. - Yeah. 361 00:21:10,727 --> 00:21:12,478 - All alone. - All alone. 362 00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:14,814 And crying. I asked her where her mom was. 363 00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:16,065 Not "her." 364 00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:19,819 Oh, um, I asked him where his mom was and he didn't know. 365 00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:23,155 He seemed upset, so I gave him some chocolate. 366 00:21:23,323 --> 00:21:25,950 Good, Debs. You're doing great. 367 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,786 Veronica, go to the cleaners, ask Mrs. Bergdoll... 368 00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:31,289 ...to use the phone. - That woman's a cold bitch. 369 00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:33,541 I've got something for that. Don't worry. 370 00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:37,586 Hey, Mrs. B. Can I use your phone really quick? 371 00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:39,547 I got some green bud for your glaucoma. 372 00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:41,173 Hmm... 373 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,719 I saw a little boy with a Superman suit walking down Grand. 374 00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:47,346 - And what time was that? - About 15 minutes ago. 375 00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:50,349 I thought maybe this is the boy everyone's talking about. 376 00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:52,643 I'm sorry. A Spider-Man suit? 377 00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:54,770 I didn't say Spider-Man. I said Superman. 378 00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:56,731 He had a cape and he was with a girl. 379 00:21:56,898 --> 00:21:59,066 - Can you describe...? - Asshole. 380 00:21:59,234 --> 00:22:03,654 So I went to the phone outside Connie's Pizza to call the police... 381 00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:07,575 ...but I couldn't use the phone, because it was broken. 382 00:22:11,204 --> 00:22:14,081 - And did you try to call anyone else? - Yes, I did. 383 00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:17,126 Oh. Right. I was standing on the street... 384 00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:20,629 ...and I asked people who were passing if I could use their phone. 385 00:22:20,797 --> 00:22:23,674 I said it was an emergency, but no one listened. 386 00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:26,802 I don't know if it was because I was young... 387 00:22:28,388 --> 00:22:29,555 ...or poor. 388 00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:43,110 Ha-ha-ha-ho! 389 00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:50,201 Okay, let's see. 390 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,288 Oh. 391 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,084 Frank? 392 00:22:58,418 --> 00:22:59,668 Uh-oh. 393 00:22:59,836 --> 00:23:02,296 What am I gonna do? 394 00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:05,466 Stop? 395 00:23:22,317 --> 00:23:25,236 - Hi, Frank. - Shit! Sorry, Karen. 396 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:28,364 - I thought you were gone. - Frank? 397 00:23:28,532 --> 00:23:29,657 Pass me a towel? 398 00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:39,750 You got it all wet. 399 00:23:39,918 --> 00:23:43,671 A hand towel's fine. And don't throw it, please. 400 00:24:04,901 --> 00:24:06,485 Casey! 401 00:24:09,030 --> 00:24:10,906 - What time do you go into work today? - Uh... 402 00:24:11,074 --> 00:24:12,783 - I go in at 6. - You're going in early. 403 00:24:12,951 --> 00:24:15,578 Tell them you saw a little boy in a Superman costume... 404 00:24:15,745 --> 00:24:17,413 ...walking down Grand Avenue. 405 00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:19,832 What are you doing? You're not on till 6. 406 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:23,085 I'm here now, what's the harm? Gary, how you doing, man? 407 00:24:23,253 --> 00:24:25,171 - Another Old Style? - Yup. 408 00:24:25,338 --> 00:24:30,634 Gosh, you know what? I am feeling nostalgic today. 409 00:24:33,096 --> 00:24:35,556 Hear what I said? I said I was feeling nostalgic. 410 00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:38,142 - What's "nostalgic"? - Well, I'm glad you asked. 411 00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:42,688 I was walking to work and I saw this cute little kid wearing a Superman costume. 412 00:24:42,856 --> 00:24:46,317 You know, with a cape and everything? Takes you back. He was a cute kid. 413 00:24:48,695 --> 00:24:52,740 Yeah, Superman costume. Cute little kid. 414 00:24:52,908 --> 00:24:56,285 - A little kid in a Superman costume? - Superman costume, sandy hair. 415 00:24:56,453 --> 00:24:58,537 That's the boy that's missing. Where? 416 00:24:58,705 --> 00:25:00,873 On Grand. I just passed him five minutes ago. 417 00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:05,002 - Well, we have to call that in, Kev. - Yes, we do. 418 00:25:06,379 --> 00:25:07,505 How's my favorite lady? 419 00:25:07,672 --> 00:25:09,757 She'll be better when her numbers come up... 420 00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:12,009 ...and Allied Shippers can kiss her fine black ass. 421 00:25:13,386 --> 00:25:15,971 - I got a good feeling. - You say that every week. 422 00:25:16,139 --> 00:25:18,057 - Four vodka tonics? - Only three today. 423 00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:19,683 Marilyn wants a virgin colada. 424 00:25:19,851 --> 00:25:23,687 She blacked out last night, so she a little nervous. 425 00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:27,983 No, no, no. If I can't buy my girlfriend's mom drinks, what good am I? 426 00:25:28,151 --> 00:25:29,401 No damn good. 427 00:25:29,569 --> 00:25:32,738 - That's right. Can I get these for you? - No, I got them. 428 00:25:32,906 --> 00:25:34,949 Yes. He took it out. 429 00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:40,704 - You were right there. Yeah. - I was. No, I was. 430 00:25:40,872 --> 00:25:43,165 Ladies, I'm just gonna grab these glasses, okay? 431 00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:46,168 You can grab anything of mine you like. What's your name? 432 00:25:46,336 --> 00:25:47,795 - Kev. - Kev. 433 00:25:47,963 --> 00:25:51,382 Well, that's nice and short and easy to whisper. 434 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:52,633 Like, "Do it again, Kev." 435 00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:54,051 - Heh. - Uh-huh. 436 00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:55,719 Yeah, heh. 437 00:25:55,887 --> 00:25:57,638 Mr. Barkeep... 438 00:25:57,806 --> 00:26:00,933 ...a large boilermaker. 439 00:26:02,352 --> 00:26:04,395 And keep them coming. 440 00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:07,690 Did you bring in the water heater from the porch? 441 00:26:07,857 --> 00:26:09,650 - No. - Well, it's not on the porch. 442 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:12,653 Seriously? 443 00:26:16,866 --> 00:26:19,493 Bunch of fucking animals. 444 00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:22,454 Steve, Debbie, Liam, we gotta go. Fiona, you got Casey. 445 00:26:22,622 --> 00:26:24,331 I'll see you at Sheila's after. 446 00:26:24,499 --> 00:26:26,542 Hey, don't worry, she's gonna be great. 447 00:26:26,710 --> 00:26:30,337 - She doesn't even seem sorry. - She is, she's just a kid. 448 00:26:30,505 --> 00:26:33,007 She can't tell lies. She never could. 449 00:26:33,174 --> 00:26:34,717 We're all going to jail. 450 00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:38,387 Why can't I just take Casey back now? 451 00:26:38,555 --> 00:26:41,640 We can't let anybody see you with Casey leaving our house. 452 00:26:41,808 --> 00:26:44,143 Fiona is gonna take Casey to the rendezvous spot. 453 00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:47,229 She'll give him to you and you'll take him back to his house. 454 00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:48,897 Otherwise, the plan won't work. 455 00:26:49,065 --> 00:26:52,359 Fiona is gonna go to Sheila's to make sure she has an alibi. 456 00:26:52,527 --> 00:26:54,111 I don't think I can do this. 457 00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:59,700 Yeah, you're gonna be great, Debs. Just don't fuck it up. 458 00:27:04,706 --> 00:27:06,624 - Hey, Debs? - Yeah? 459 00:27:06,791 --> 00:27:10,294 Do you know why doctors, lawyers and nurses are great liars? 460 00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:13,213 - No. - Because they lie to help people. 461 00:27:13,381 --> 00:27:16,175 A doctor wouldn't tell a sick patient, "You're gonna die." 462 00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:19,386 He would say, "We're doing everything we can." Wouldn't he? 463 00:27:19,554 --> 00:27:20,888 Yeah? 464 00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:25,059 So pretend you're being a doctor today, and tell a doctor's kind of lie. 465 00:27:25,226 --> 00:27:27,603 Can you be a doctor for me? 466 00:27:27,771 --> 00:27:29,813 Can I be a nurse? 467 00:27:29,981 --> 00:27:32,232 That's my girl. 468 00:27:34,944 --> 00:27:37,946 In a moment we will take you live to the scene of the crime... 469 00:27:38,114 --> 00:27:40,824 ...with our head correspondent, Charles Catino. 470 00:27:40,992 --> 00:27:43,160 But first, if you have any information... 471 00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:45,579 ...regarding the whereabouts of Casey Casden... 472 00:27:45,747 --> 00:27:48,415 ...please call the number at the bottom of your screen. 473 00:27:48,583 --> 00:27:49,583 Charles, are you there? 474 00:27:53,713 --> 00:27:55,381 Shots on me. 475 00:27:58,093 --> 00:28:00,052 You are soaking wet. 476 00:28:00,220 --> 00:28:02,262 - Wipe it up. - Get it. Get it. 477 00:28:02,430 --> 00:28:04,264 Check, please. Can we have the check? 478 00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:11,105 Uh, so... 479 00:28:11,272 --> 00:28:13,232 ...fixing up the basement? - Mm-hm. 480 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,694 Gonna try. Sheetrock that corner space for my bed. 481 00:28:16,861 --> 00:28:19,363 The other half's already paneled, so I'm good there. 482 00:28:19,781 --> 00:28:22,324 Got a spot for the sink. Toilet's already in. 483 00:28:22,492 --> 00:28:26,662 So just run some cable for the flat screen and I'm all set. 484 00:28:27,122 --> 00:28:29,206 So... 485 00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:33,502 ...that Sheila, she's something, huh? Heh. 486 00:28:33,670 --> 00:28:35,879 That's one way to put it. 487 00:28:38,216 --> 00:28:39,883 Does your ass ever stop hurting? 488 00:28:41,344 --> 00:28:47,057 No. Advil's your best bet. It helps with the inflammation. 489 00:28:48,017 --> 00:28:49,727 Hey, Kev. 490 00:28:49,894 --> 00:28:51,395 - Hey. - See my friend? 491 00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:54,773 I know she acts like she hits on everyone, but she doesn't. 492 00:28:54,941 --> 00:28:56,442 She likes you. 493 00:28:56,609 --> 00:28:58,360 Well, I'm flattered, but I can't. 494 00:28:58,528 --> 00:29:00,446 Kev, you wanna get to it? 495 00:29:00,613 --> 00:29:02,364 Oh, come on, what could one little drink hurt? 496 00:29:02,532 --> 00:29:05,868 Um, you know. Really, no. 497 00:29:06,035 --> 00:29:08,912 Look, she doesn't care if you have a girlfriend. 498 00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:10,289 Neither do I. 499 00:29:11,249 --> 00:29:13,459 Can you handle two? 500 00:29:16,463 --> 00:29:17,546 What, the both of you? 501 00:29:20,884 --> 00:29:22,426 Uh, I can't, really. 502 00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:25,637 Actually, I'm getting married. 503 00:29:25,805 --> 00:29:28,223 Wha...? What's that, now? Married? 504 00:29:28,391 --> 00:29:31,185 - No, no... Frank, can I get you a shot? - Veronica? 505 00:29:31,352 --> 00:29:34,688 - Frank... - Hey, Jess, roll out the champagne. 506 00:29:34,856 --> 00:29:37,816 - Our boy here's getting hitched. - What? 507 00:29:37,984 --> 00:29:41,028 - Kev is marrying Veronica. - Frank... 508 00:29:41,196 --> 00:29:43,405 - Carol. Carol, come here. - Ahh! 509 00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:44,823 - No, Frank... - Carol. 510 00:29:44,991 --> 00:29:46,742 - No, no, no. - Carol. 511 00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:48,035 No, no, no. Frank... 512 00:29:48,203 --> 00:29:50,621 Kev's making an honest woman out of your daughter. 513 00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:52,122 - You what? - Yeah! 514 00:29:52,290 --> 00:29:53,665 Oh, my God! Ha, ha. 515 00:29:53,833 --> 00:29:56,001 To think I was drinking, worrying about that missing boy. 516 00:29:56,169 --> 00:29:58,337 - Who gives a shit about that now? - Hey! 517 00:29:58,505 --> 00:30:01,465 - My daughter's getting married! - Kev's getting married to Veronica. 518 00:30:03,134 --> 00:30:08,096 And I got the oldest bottle of Asti Spumante. 519 00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:12,392 You have made me the happiest woman in the world. 520 00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:14,728 - I'm gonna go call Veronica. - Wait, wait! No. 521 00:30:14,896 --> 00:30:17,356 She'll wanna call you. Don't ruin the surprise. 522 00:30:17,524 --> 00:30:20,400 Okay, everybody, drinks on the house! 523 00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:25,322 Here we go. One for the mama. There you go. 524 00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:29,535 All right, one for the big daddy. Now for the mama. There we go. 525 00:30:29,702 --> 00:30:31,453 Yeah! 526 00:30:31,621 --> 00:30:34,456 You're getting married! 527 00:30:36,709 --> 00:30:38,752 Woo-hoo! 528 00:30:59,399 --> 00:31:01,108 Fiona Gallagher? 529 00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:02,734 Yeah. 530 00:31:03,194 --> 00:31:05,320 - Yeah, what about her? - Nothing. 531 00:31:05,488 --> 00:31:07,364 Good. 532 00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:15,080 You really wanna hook up with her? A lot of kids over there, man. 533 00:31:15,248 --> 00:31:18,542 Heh. You're kidding, right? Your marriage only lasted six weeks. 534 00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:20,836 - Seven. - And she wound up with the house. 535 00:31:21,671 --> 00:31:23,589 My car's paid off! 536 00:31:23,756 --> 00:31:26,174 You giving me advice is ridiculous. 537 00:31:45,653 --> 00:31:51,617 Fiona, what a pleasant surprise. 538 00:31:52,994 --> 00:31:54,036 They haven't found him yet? 539 00:31:55,914 --> 00:32:00,250 I can't stop thinking about what his parents must be going through. 540 00:32:00,418 --> 00:32:02,169 I know. 541 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:05,756 Less than two hours ago, a young boy only 2 years of age... 542 00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:08,216 Do you want a drink? 543 00:32:08,384 --> 00:32:11,720 I've got a lot of booze. No mixers. 544 00:32:11,888 --> 00:32:13,347 Cup of coffee would be great. 545 00:32:13,514 --> 00:32:16,308 Will not rest until the little boy is returned home. 546 00:32:16,476 --> 00:32:17,726 Why don't I make it? 547 00:32:18,811 --> 00:32:21,521 Oh, don't mind me. 548 00:32:21,689 --> 00:32:25,651 I accidentally took three of my pills instead of one. 549 00:32:25,818 --> 00:32:29,321 In just a moment we will take you live to the scene of the crime... 550 00:32:29,489 --> 00:32:31,365 Hey, wait a second. 551 00:32:32,825 --> 00:32:35,577 Hi, mister. Hey there. 552 00:32:37,664 --> 00:32:39,706 How about giving me a big hug? 553 00:32:39,874 --> 00:32:43,043 I quote, "The city will not rest..." 554 00:32:49,175 --> 00:32:51,134 I'm gonna blush and then they'll know. 555 00:32:51,302 --> 00:32:54,096 I can't be a nurse. I'm not patient, I hate bed pans. 556 00:32:54,263 --> 00:32:58,767 I can't walk in clogs, and let's face it, I'm too small. 557 00:32:59,852 --> 00:33:02,396 Peekaboo. Peekaboo. 558 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:07,943 - Peekaboo. Peeka... - Oh, my God. 559 00:33:13,324 --> 00:33:14,408 Mommy! 560 00:33:14,909 --> 00:33:17,369 - Casey's back! - I don't believe it. 561 00:33:17,537 --> 00:33:18,829 - Is it him? - Mommy! 562 00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:21,873 - It is. It is. - It's him, he's back. 563 00:33:26,713 --> 00:33:28,964 My baby. My baby. 564 00:33:29,132 --> 00:33:31,508 Where have you been? We've been worried sick. 565 00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:32,884 Where did you find him? 566 00:33:33,052 --> 00:33:35,929 He was walking all by himself. I didn't know where he lived. 567 00:33:36,097 --> 00:33:39,224 - Thank you, you're an angel. - I don't... I don't... 568 00:33:39,392 --> 00:33:42,185 I don't know how to thank you. Uh, here, just, um... 569 00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:47,649 Here, take all... Take it. Take all of it. Just take everything. Thank you. Thank you. 570 00:33:50,153 --> 00:33:51,570 I told you we'd find him. 571 00:33:51,738 --> 00:33:54,698 My Debbie found him. A Gallagher saved the day. 572 00:33:54,866 --> 00:33:57,117 You bunch of losers. Heh. 573 00:33:59,412 --> 00:34:01,580 Bye. 574 00:34:03,833 --> 00:34:05,125 That's Debs'. 575 00:34:05,293 --> 00:34:08,378 No, I'm just helping her. 576 00:34:09,922 --> 00:34:12,883 You're on my hand. You're... 577 00:34:14,260 --> 00:34:16,678 All right, I am your father. 578 00:34:16,846 --> 00:34:19,347 Hey, Deb. Good job. 579 00:34:19,515 --> 00:34:22,184 - Fiona, you wanna come with us? - Where? 580 00:34:22,351 --> 00:34:25,270 - We need to take Deb to the station. - What for? 581 00:34:25,438 --> 00:34:27,064 We need to take a statement. 582 00:34:28,483 --> 00:34:31,193 She found him. I mean, isn't that enough? 583 00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:34,446 We need a statement. You can stay with her. 584 00:34:35,448 --> 00:34:37,908 Nurse Debbie can handle it. 585 00:34:38,117 --> 00:34:41,411 What I'm trying to tell you is... 586 00:34:41,579 --> 00:34:45,957 ...that I have never seen her love anybody... 587 00:34:46,125 --> 00:34:49,252 - I mean, anybody... - Come on. 588 00:34:49,420 --> 00:34:53,381 No. Anybody as much as she loves you. 589 00:34:53,549 --> 00:34:55,467 - For real? - Mm. For real. 590 00:34:56,010 --> 00:34:59,429 - Including her daddy. Mm-hm. - No. 591 00:34:59,597 --> 00:35:01,181 Come on. 592 00:35:01,349 --> 00:35:06,394 Ooh, and, honey, she love him like... Mm. 593 00:35:07,814 --> 00:35:10,440 Ooh. Mm. 594 00:35:13,319 --> 00:35:15,362 Shit. 595 00:35:23,287 --> 00:35:25,205 V! 596 00:35:25,873 --> 00:35:28,083 V! 597 00:35:29,836 --> 00:35:32,003 - V! - Hey! 598 00:35:32,171 --> 00:35:34,589 V! 599 00:35:35,091 --> 00:35:38,385 You hear me? I need to speak to Veronica Fisher. 600 00:35:38,553 --> 00:35:41,304 - What the hell? - Would you shut up out there? 601 00:35:43,307 --> 00:35:47,018 - What are you doing? - I'm here to tell you something. 602 00:35:47,186 --> 00:35:50,188 I mean, I'm here to ask you something. 603 00:35:50,356 --> 00:35:52,691 How did you get so drunk in the afternoon? 604 00:35:56,863 --> 00:36:00,574 Veronica Fisher, will you do me the honor of being my wife? 605 00:36:01,701 --> 00:36:05,787 - Yes, heh. Yeah! Yeah! Yes. - Oh. 606 00:36:06,247 --> 00:36:08,582 - I love you, baby. - Ha-ha-ha. 607 00:36:10,835 --> 00:36:12,252 I first saw him on Southport. 608 00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:15,922 He caught my eye because my baby brother Liam loves Superman. 609 00:36:16,090 --> 00:36:19,259 After I noticed he was alone, I took his hand. He's a good walker. 610 00:36:19,427 --> 00:36:21,261 Very well-mannered for a toddler. 611 00:36:21,429 --> 00:36:24,222 I thought for sure someone would let me use their phone. 612 00:36:24,390 --> 00:36:26,600 I'm just so shocked at the lack of humanity. 613 00:36:26,767 --> 00:36:27,893 Yes, I'd love a cookie. 614 00:36:28,060 --> 00:36:30,854 I remembered Grand Avenue from my Aunt Ginger. 615 00:36:31,022 --> 00:36:34,733 Do they require you to wear a jacket and tie, or is that your choice? 616 00:36:34,901 --> 00:36:36,693 I find it very sexy. 617 00:36:51,584 --> 00:36:54,628 - Big day. - Yeah. 618 00:36:54,795 --> 00:36:55,837 Happy ending. 619 00:36:57,882 --> 00:36:59,299 Yep. 620 00:37:01,344 --> 00:37:06,014 You missed a good pot roast last week. My mom really, uh, pulled out all the stops. 621 00:37:07,558 --> 00:37:09,392 Yeah. 622 00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:13,021 Sorry about that. 623 00:37:22,114 --> 00:37:25,200 That's so great about Debbie finding that little Casey. 624 00:37:25,368 --> 00:37:29,496 Yeah, I know. He's lucky it was her and not some crazy fucker. 625 00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:32,123 Like your new jeans. 626 00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:35,460 Oh, thanks. They didn't cheer me up as much as I'd hoped. 627 00:37:35,628 --> 00:37:39,089 My house is so fucking weird. I wish I'd been kidnapped. 628 00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:40,382 Is it that bad? 629 00:37:40,549 --> 00:37:42,509 You should have seen them at breakfast. 630 00:37:42,677 --> 00:37:44,928 I can't imagine what dinners are gonna be like. 631 00:37:45,137 --> 00:37:47,472 In fact, as soon as he gets down to the bottom... 632 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:50,308 ...I look back and there are all these people behind us. 633 00:37:50,476 --> 00:37:53,853 - And I start yelling, "Go back! Go back!" - Why? Heh. 634 00:37:54,021 --> 00:37:56,940 Because he stepped off of the thing and just stopped there... 635 00:37:57,108 --> 00:37:59,734 ...and there are all of these people... Thank you, love. 636 00:37:59,902 --> 00:38:03,446 You know, your house is Frank's wet dream. 637 00:38:03,614 --> 00:38:05,782 - Never gonna get him out. - Mm-mm. 638 00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:10,704 Wanna sneak into my backyard and do it on the tire swing? 639 00:38:11,914 --> 00:38:14,541 - Lip? - Wait, I'm thinking. 640 00:38:14,709 --> 00:38:17,585 Well, I guess sometimes there are happy endings. 641 00:38:17,753 --> 00:38:20,005 Casey Casden, the little boy who disappeared... 642 00:38:20,172 --> 00:38:23,717 ...from his own front yard earlier today, has been delivered home... 643 00:38:23,884 --> 00:38:25,093 ...safe and sound. 644 00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:26,386 Thank you, Lisa. 645 00:38:26,554 --> 00:38:29,264 - That is indeed great, great news. - Fiona. 646 00:38:29,432 --> 00:38:31,725 In other matters, a medical... 647 00:38:35,938 --> 00:38:37,605 What's up? 648 00:38:38,733 --> 00:38:39,733 Um... 649 00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:40,942 For Debbie. 650 00:38:43,446 --> 00:38:45,530 Okay. Mm-hm? 651 00:38:48,993 --> 00:38:51,745 Hey, Debs. Look what Steve bought. 652 00:38:51,912 --> 00:38:53,747 Oh, my God. For me? 653 00:38:53,914 --> 00:38:57,542 Absolutely. For doing such a great job today. 654 00:38:57,710 --> 00:38:59,711 - Thank you. - What are you gonna name her? 655 00:39:01,088 --> 00:39:05,508 Gin-Gin. After Aunt Ginger. Let's go up to my room. We can play. 656 00:39:07,553 --> 00:39:11,473 Oh, Gin-Gin, you're so funny, heh. 657 00:39:12,141 --> 00:39:14,934 Oh, Gin-Gin, you're so much fun. 658 00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:31,743 Kev, babe, wake up. It's time to get drunk again. 659 00:39:33,579 --> 00:39:37,374 Six-ninety, 700, 710... 660 00:39:37,541 --> 00:39:41,461 ...715 exactly. 661 00:39:45,966 --> 00:39:47,675 Hmm... Ah! 662 00:39:58,145 --> 00:40:01,856 - Thanks for buying her that doll. - Not a problem. 663 00:40:04,276 --> 00:40:06,486 - You know what'd feel great right now? - Hmm? 664 00:40:06,654 --> 00:40:08,988 A long, hot shower. 665 00:40:09,156 --> 00:40:11,491 I'll wash your back. 666 00:40:16,330 --> 00:40:17,997 Shit. 667 00:40:19,291 --> 00:40:21,418 No hot water. 668 00:40:23,963 --> 00:40:26,881 You really are beautiful. 669 00:40:28,676 --> 00:40:30,552 Like... 670 00:40:32,471 --> 00:40:35,723 I hope I'm not fucking up the kids. 671 00:40:37,643 --> 00:40:39,894 Fiona? 672 00:40:41,397 --> 00:40:44,357 Fiona, where are you? 673 00:40:47,069 --> 00:40:48,236 Here. 674 00:40:48,737 --> 00:40:50,113 Fiona! 675 00:40:51,407 --> 00:40:53,450 - Hey, hey. - Mommy. 676 00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,663 What the hell? Champagne? 677 00:40:58,831 --> 00:40:59,956 I'm getting married. 678 00:41:00,749 --> 00:41:02,041 Oh, my God! 679 00:41:06,839 --> 00:41:10,425 Bitches, start planning the bachelorette party. 680 00:41:10,593 --> 00:41:12,844 - Congratulations. - Are you drunk? 681 00:41:13,012 --> 00:41:15,388 What are you doing? What are you doing? 682 00:41:15,556 --> 00:41:18,433 She's just happy you're getting married. 683 00:41:18,893 --> 00:41:20,268 She's great. 684 00:41:20,436 --> 00:41:24,772 Yeah, man. She's a good egg. She deserves it. 685 00:41:24,940 --> 00:41:26,858 Yes, but does she deserve you, you bastard? 686 00:41:28,986 --> 00:41:32,822 No. Nobody does. 687 00:41:53,093 --> 00:41:56,804 Take the Advil now. You wanna stay ahead of the pain. 688 00:42:10,027 --> 00:42:11,069 Congratulations. 689 00:42:15,282 --> 00:42:18,618 - Penny for your thoughts. - Really, Grandma? 690 00:42:18,786 --> 00:42:23,623 I know. I'm a 60-year-old lady with the vaj of a newborn. 691 00:42:27,878 --> 00:42:29,587 You know I love you guys, right? 692 00:42:29,755 --> 00:42:31,923 I couldn't raise these kids without you and V. 693 00:42:32,091 --> 00:42:37,053 They borrow your shit all the time. I'm sorry. I know it's lame. But thanks. 694 00:42:37,805 --> 00:42:40,890 I don't know how I'd do it without you guys. I love you so much. 695 00:42:41,058 --> 00:42:42,559 I'm just so happy for you both. 696 00:42:42,726 --> 00:42:46,563 Yeah, yeah. You know that Jägermeister really makes you chatty, right? 697 00:42:46,730 --> 00:42:47,772 You know that? 698 00:42:50,859 --> 00:42:52,151 Look at V. 699 00:42:53,153 --> 00:42:55,029 Isn't she beautiful? 700 00:42:55,739 --> 00:42:58,992 Yeah. She sure is. 701 00:43:03,038 --> 00:43:04,414 What the hell is that? 702 00:43:08,627 --> 00:43:10,503 - Sign right there, please. - Debbie? 703 00:43:16,260 --> 00:43:17,343 What is this? 704 00:43:18,262 --> 00:43:20,597 It's our new water heater. I got it on sale. 705 00:43:20,764 --> 00:43:22,181 - All right, Deb. - Ha, ha. 706 00:43:22,349 --> 00:43:23,850 And free delivery. 707 00:43:24,018 --> 00:43:27,854 - They said because I'm a hero. - That you are, my girl. 708 00:43:28,689 --> 00:43:30,648 - Oh, man. - Heh. 709 00:43:30,816 --> 00:43:34,694 You're gonna go to the back and make a sharp left and install it in the kitchen. 710 00:43:35,154 --> 00:43:37,030 - Right on back. - Yeah, straight down. 711 00:43:37,197 --> 00:43:38,531 Bump. 712 00:43:38,699 --> 00:43:42,452 - By the way, I call the first hot shower. - How much did that set you back? 713 00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:44,787 That was something, huh? 714 00:43:45,623 --> 00:43:47,540 Yeah. 715 00:43:49,043 --> 00:43:51,085 You know, for a guy who just got engaged... 716 00:43:51,253 --> 00:43:54,088 ...you don't seem very happy to be getting married. 717 00:43:57,551 --> 00:43:59,969 It's because I'm already married. 718 00:44:45,474 --> 00:44:47,266 Debs, you gotta get ready for school. 719 00:44:48,435 --> 00:44:50,478 I can't go to school. 720 00:44:51,397 --> 00:44:52,438 Why not? 721 00:44:53,190 --> 00:44:57,568 Gin-Gin had me up half the night with diarrhea. 722 00:44:57,736 --> 00:44:59,195 Oh. 54528