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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM 2 00:01:32,297 --> 00:01:34,449 - You just wait and see! 3 00:01:34,450 --> 00:01:37,613 You'll regret this day, I promise! 4 00:01:37,614 --> 00:01:39,569 My big brother Razorback is the leader 5 00:01:39,570 --> 00:01:41,183 of the Wild Boar Gang. 6 00:01:43,390 --> 00:01:45,586 - Head of the Wild Boar Gang? 7 00:01:48,523 --> 00:01:49,779 - Huh? 8 00:01:49,780 --> 00:01:51,279 What happened to me just now? 9 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:53,149 - I was about to ask you. 10 00:01:53,150 --> 00:01:55,389 All I know is you beat the stuffing 11 00:01:55,390 --> 00:01:57,206 out of that Hogwild. 12 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:01,956 - That was quite impressive. 13 00:02:02,900 --> 00:02:05,039 - Well sir, though I've driven that hooligan 14 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:07,839 out of your shop for you, no thanks is necessary. 15 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:09,653 Some noodles will suffice. 16 00:02:11,327 --> 00:02:12,327 - No way. 17 00:02:13,790 --> 00:02:15,429 Son, look around there and there. 18 00:02:15,430 --> 00:02:17,113 Look at the state of my shop. 19 00:02:18,810 --> 00:02:19,750 You'll need to pay me, boy. 20 00:02:19,751 --> 00:02:21,543 More than a bowl of noodles. 21 00:02:22,425 --> 00:02:23,425 - What? 22 00:02:26,409 --> 00:02:30,539 But we don't have any money. 23 00:02:30,540 --> 00:02:31,755 - Oh. 24 00:02:32,588 --> 00:02:34,849 I could do with some help here in the shop. 25 00:02:34,850 --> 00:02:36,639 You can stay here and help me out. 26 00:02:36,640 --> 00:02:37,929 What do you say, kid? 27 00:02:37,930 --> 00:02:38,930 We got a deal? 28 00:02:39,876 --> 00:02:40,959 - Yeah, okay. 29 00:02:54,025 --> 00:02:55,199 - Longmouth, if we follow him 30 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:57,729 we'll get something tasty to eat. 31 00:02:57,730 --> 00:03:00,129 - Hey, will you shut up about food? 32 00:03:00,130 --> 00:03:03,359 Didn't you hear what that dimwit just said? 33 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:05,649 If this guy really has an influential brother 34 00:03:05,650 --> 00:03:10,223 as he claims then Hoffin ain't gonna have a chance. 35 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:12,500 Come on, let's go. 36 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:17,239 - Boy, that made me mad. 37 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:20,129 Embarrassing me like that in a public place. 38 00:03:20,130 --> 00:03:23,000 It's not over, you little runt! 39 00:03:23,001 --> 00:03:24,751 Ow, that really hurt! 40 00:03:27,997 --> 00:03:30,229 No, I won't let it go! 41 00:03:30,230 --> 00:03:32,273 My brother will help me take revenge. 42 00:03:35,420 --> 00:03:38,119 We're gonna turn you inside out, trouble maker. 43 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:39,640 Take that and that! 44 00:03:48,910 --> 00:03:51,353 What are you laughing at, you little pipsqueak? 45 00:04:01,210 --> 00:04:04,443 I can't even take on a little hedgehog! 46 00:04:06,113 --> 00:04:08,273 I got nothing to live for now! 47 00:04:09,670 --> 00:04:11,470 Somebody kill me, kill me! 48 00:04:19,020 --> 00:04:19,853 Huh? 49 00:04:19,853 --> 00:04:20,730 - Excuse me, sir. 50 00:04:20,731 --> 00:04:24,264 Are you by any chance the legendary warrior hero Hogwild? 51 00:04:24,265 --> 00:04:26,379 Hiya, I'm Longmouth and this is Bigeye. 52 00:04:26,380 --> 00:04:27,980 You see, we're here to help you. 53 00:04:29,312 --> 00:04:31,359 - I don't need anybody's help. 54 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:32,959 - We heard that your big brother 55 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:35,999 is the celebrated kung fu master, Mr. Razorback, 56 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,209 and we would very much like to have a word with him 57 00:04:38,210 --> 00:04:40,220 as head of the Wild Boar Club. 58 00:04:40,221 --> 00:04:42,809 - Go ahead, find him, what's it to me? 59 00:04:42,810 --> 00:04:45,249 - Oh, I just thought we three might 60 00:04:45,250 --> 00:04:47,159 ask Mr. Razorback about getting even 61 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:49,669 with that little kid but if you think it's best, 62 00:04:49,670 --> 00:04:51,223 we'll just try it alone. 63 00:04:52,090 --> 00:04:54,129 - What little kid are you talking about? 64 00:04:54,130 --> 00:04:55,659 - You know who I'm talking about. 65 00:04:55,660 --> 00:04:58,060 The little punk who met you at the noodle house. 66 00:04:59,206 --> 00:05:01,499 - Are you serious? 67 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:04,889 - You see, I've already come up with a cunning plan 68 00:05:04,890 --> 00:05:08,239 but we need to convince your brother to back us up. 69 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:09,890 - Fine, I'll take you to him now. 70 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:17,782 - Cloudhand, hurry it up, will ya? 71 00:05:18,728 --> 00:05:19,561 - You've got it, mister. 72 00:05:19,562 --> 00:05:20,663 It's coming right up. 73 00:05:27,789 --> 00:05:28,789 - Huh? 74 00:05:30,610 --> 00:05:33,173 I'm sick of making dough all day. 75 00:05:33,174 --> 00:05:35,043 - Huh? 76 00:05:37,730 --> 00:05:39,080 Cloudhand: Smells great. 77 00:05:42,610 --> 00:05:43,610 - Wow! 78 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:47,793 - Man, what a technique! 79 00:05:50,423 --> 00:05:51,423 - Awesome. 80 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:54,760 - Wow! 81 00:05:58,980 --> 00:06:00,380 - It's almost ready, fellas. 82 00:06:04,405 --> 00:06:05,961 Coming through. 83 00:06:05,962 --> 00:06:06,873 - You know, I have this funny feeling 84 00:06:06,874 --> 00:06:09,349 that this is no ordinary pig. 85 00:06:09,350 --> 00:06:10,183 Easy! 86 00:06:10,184 --> 00:06:11,309 - Dough, dough, dough. 87 00:06:11,310 --> 00:06:13,792 Oh, I should never have agreed to this. 88 00:06:13,793 --> 00:06:14,904 Hiya! 89 00:06:14,905 --> 00:06:19,210 - Stop it or we'll get another 10 years in here, Hoffin. 90 00:06:20,043 --> 00:06:21,979 Cloudhand: Is the dough ready? 91 00:06:21,980 --> 00:06:23,612 Hoffin: Huh? 92 00:06:23,613 --> 00:06:24,939 - Ah! 93 00:06:26,664 --> 00:06:27,933 - Huh, what's so funny? 94 00:06:29,810 --> 00:06:30,810 - Here. 95 00:06:32,761 --> 00:06:33,761 - Huh? 96 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:35,480 Oh. 97 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:38,826 Hiya! 98 00:06:39,761 --> 00:06:40,956 Ya! 99 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:03,019 - We need some tables and chairs out here 100 00:07:03,020 --> 00:07:05,749 and don't forget to wash those dishes. 101 00:07:05,750 --> 00:07:07,369 - Good job. 102 00:07:07,370 --> 00:07:10,494 Well, everything seems to be in order here. 103 00:07:10,495 --> 00:07:12,015 Keep it up. 104 00:07:12,016 --> 00:07:13,016 - Ha! 105 00:07:14,250 --> 00:07:15,409 So many chores. 106 00:07:15,410 --> 00:07:17,303 I've only got two hands. 107 00:07:18,660 --> 00:07:19,660 - Hey! 108 00:07:20,341 --> 00:07:21,389 - Why did I say yes? 109 00:07:21,390 --> 00:07:23,349 - Wow, that was one dirty dish cloth. 110 00:07:23,350 --> 00:07:27,349 Listen to Mr. Poor, poor me, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! 111 00:07:27,350 --> 00:07:28,379 - I'm gonna scream! 112 00:07:28,380 --> 00:07:29,999 - Go ahead and scream, Hoffin. 113 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,743 And then you can stop your moaning, you big baby. 114 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:35,859 - Stop calling me a baby, you. 115 00:07:35,860 --> 00:07:37,359 Or else I'll make you into noodles 116 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:39,569 and that'll be the end of you, do you hear me? 117 00:07:39,570 --> 00:07:40,410 Well then. 118 00:07:40,411 --> 00:07:41,713 Cloudhand: Put away the tofu. 119 00:07:43,030 --> 00:07:46,709 - Make dough and cut vegetables all day everyday. 120 00:07:46,710 --> 00:07:47,886 Now comes the tofu. 121 00:07:47,887 --> 00:07:50,609 I have more important things to do. 122 00:07:50,610 --> 00:07:53,273 Wait, I'm not done talking yet. 123 00:08:02,039 --> 00:08:03,369 - Whoopsy daisy. 124 00:08:03,370 --> 00:08:04,953 Baby. 125 00:08:08,370 --> 00:08:09,203 Let me go! 126 00:08:09,204 --> 00:08:11,325 - Go ahead and laugh at me, you traitor. 127 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:13,779 - A task may be great or small 128 00:08:13,780 --> 00:08:15,839 but in the small tasks lie the seat 129 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:17,109 of a great reward. 130 00:08:17,110 --> 00:08:20,419 If you understand this, success will be yours. 131 00:08:20,420 --> 00:08:21,883 - So what is it your saying? 132 00:08:29,724 --> 00:08:30,724 - Hiya! 133 00:08:32,565 --> 00:08:33,565 - Hey, whoa! 134 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:36,799 - That's just a block of tofu. 135 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:38,779 What's so special about that? 136 00:08:38,780 --> 00:08:39,770 - You're right. 137 00:08:39,771 --> 00:08:41,449 There's nothing special about it. 138 00:08:41,450 --> 00:08:44,699 It certainly can't compare with your important business. 139 00:08:44,700 --> 00:08:47,109 - You know this and yet you still won't let me go. 140 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:48,713 - Oh, you wanna leave? 141 00:08:49,819 --> 00:08:51,009 - Ow! 142 00:08:51,010 --> 00:08:52,000 Hey! 143 00:08:52,001 --> 00:08:53,223 You don't believe me? 144 00:08:54,170 --> 00:08:57,360 I'm a student of the Diamond Fist, you know. 145 00:09:00,330 --> 00:09:01,163 - Impressive. 146 00:09:01,164 --> 00:09:03,869 Since you're a kung fu ace, I guess this next thing 147 00:09:03,870 --> 00:09:05,919 will be much too easy for you. 148 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:06,979 - Most likely. 149 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:08,549 What is it? 150 00:09:08,550 --> 00:09:11,027 - Just to catch a block of tofu. 151 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:13,243 - No problem, throw it. 152 00:09:14,258 --> 00:09:15,819 Huh? 153 00:09:15,820 --> 00:09:17,054 Cloudhand: Catch. 154 00:09:17,055 --> 00:09:18,099 - Hiya! 155 00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:18,933 Got it. 156 00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:20,629 Oh wait, what happened? 157 00:09:20,630 --> 00:09:21,630 Huh? 158 00:09:24,817 --> 00:09:26,996 Come on, do it again. 159 00:09:26,997 --> 00:09:28,363 - Here boy, catch. 160 00:09:29,921 --> 00:09:30,921 - What, again? 161 00:09:33,241 --> 00:09:34,609 Huh? 162 00:09:34,610 --> 00:09:37,523 - All that top quality tofu down the drain. 163 00:09:39,700 --> 00:09:42,069 - Young man, you've suffered enough. 164 00:09:42,070 --> 00:09:43,676 Listen, life is a mirror. 165 00:09:43,677 --> 00:09:46,319 You smile into it and it smiles back. 166 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:49,017 Take it easy, it's nothing you can't handle. 167 00:09:51,237 --> 00:09:52,237 - Hoffin? 168 00:10:02,919 --> 00:10:04,234 Razorback: Ha! 169 00:10:04,235 --> 00:10:05,235 Rah! 170 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,901 Hogwild: They attacked me, they jumped me, 171 00:10:08,902 --> 00:10:10,152 they jumped me! 172 00:10:14,126 --> 00:10:15,929 Bigeye: Ow! 173 00:10:15,930 --> 00:10:17,480 Razorback: What did you say? 174 00:10:18,473 --> 00:10:21,679 - Razorback, they attacked me, they jumped me! 175 00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:23,079 Listen! 176 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:24,173 Oh please, listen! 177 00:10:27,362 --> 00:10:28,796 - What? 178 00:10:28,797 --> 00:10:30,200 - Hey brother! 179 00:10:30,201 --> 00:10:31,201 - Hm. 180 00:10:32,773 --> 00:10:34,297 - Hey, didn't you hear me? 181 00:10:34,298 --> 00:10:36,239 I was roughed up big time. 182 00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:37,679 - Go on, go on. 183 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:39,939 I tell you, they're disgracing the honorable house 184 00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:40,810 of Razorback. 185 00:10:40,811 --> 00:10:43,259 - Yeah man, and they threatened us. 186 00:10:43,260 --> 00:10:45,689 They said they'd ram our teeth down our throats 187 00:10:45,690 --> 00:10:48,009 if they ever caught us in the town square again. 188 00:10:48,010 --> 00:10:50,169 We've gotta uphold the honor of the gang, 189 00:10:50,170 --> 00:10:51,279 ain't we, brother? 190 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:52,829 - I guess you'd be the expert 191 00:10:52,830 --> 00:10:55,929 on shaming the house of Razorback, wouldn't you? 192 00:10:55,930 --> 00:10:57,663 Time you learned a lesson. 193 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:09,329 - I just got creamed and you won't help me. 194 00:11:09,330 --> 00:11:11,280 - You don't have to take that from him. 195 00:11:17,570 --> 00:11:19,989 - We're brothers but it's not my job 196 00:11:19,990 --> 00:11:21,753 to keep cleaning up after you. 197 00:11:22,710 --> 00:11:26,040 Now dump these losers and get some real friends! 198 00:11:36,230 --> 00:11:37,599 Voice: Humidity is low. 199 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:39,303 Take care against fire. 200 00:11:45,911 --> 00:11:48,161 - I'll catch it this time. 201 00:11:50,776 --> 00:11:51,776 - Ha! 202 00:11:52,499 --> 00:11:53,666 - Here you go. 203 00:11:55,930 --> 00:11:57,709 - Oh, I can't believe this. 204 00:11:57,710 --> 00:11:58,789 Okay, come on. 205 00:11:58,790 --> 00:12:01,820 - Remember, Cloudhand was saving this tofu for later. 206 00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:04,529 What'll he do when he finds out it's all smashed? 207 00:12:04,530 --> 00:12:06,889 - Leave that to me, just throw it over here. 208 00:12:06,890 --> 00:12:08,707 - Okay, Hoffin. 209 00:12:08,708 --> 00:12:10,269 It's your funeral. 210 00:12:10,270 --> 00:12:11,887 - Hurry up! 211 00:12:15,180 --> 00:12:16,013 Again! 212 00:12:16,013 --> 00:12:17,013 Rascal: Last chunk. 213 00:12:18,190 --> 00:12:20,269 - Oh, I know I can do it again. 214 00:12:20,270 --> 00:12:22,519 - Phew, I'm exhausted. 215 00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:24,149 I really need to have a little lie down. 216 00:12:24,150 --> 00:12:25,439 - Rascal, come on, let's go! 217 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:26,719 - What, let's go? 218 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:28,333 I'm sorry, my young friend. 219 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:30,710 No tofu left. 220 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:34,959 - Huh? 221 00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:37,029 Why didn't you tell me we were running out. 222 00:12:37,030 --> 00:12:39,769 I thought we still had plenty left. 223 00:12:39,770 --> 00:12:41,089 - I told you, Hoffin. 224 00:12:41,090 --> 00:12:44,459 - Well, you need to get me some more tofu, Rascal. 225 00:12:44,460 --> 00:12:45,949 - Hey, now you're losing your grip 226 00:12:45,950 --> 00:12:47,169 in more ways than one. 227 00:12:47,170 --> 00:12:48,749 Ow, let me go! 228 00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:51,199 - You're a sacred animal ordered by the kitchen god 229 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:52,033 to help me out. 230 00:12:52,034 --> 00:12:54,039 If you don't do it then when I see him, 231 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:57,469 I'm gonna tell him about every bumbling move you've made! 232 00:12:57,470 --> 00:12:58,570 - You wouldn't dare! 233 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:04,314 Hoffin: We've gotta get fresh tofu in here before noon. 234 00:13:04,315 --> 00:13:05,926 - You've completely lost your mind. 235 00:13:05,927 --> 00:13:08,033 He's lost his mind here! 236 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:18,686 I've been away from home for a while now. 237 00:13:18,687 --> 00:13:21,613 Kitchen god, when will I see your face again? 238 00:13:23,961 --> 00:13:26,943 Kitchen god, I miss you. 239 00:13:26,944 --> 00:13:29,194 When will this all be over? 240 00:13:37,469 --> 00:13:38,469 Eh? 241 00:13:41,666 --> 00:13:44,175 That noodle guy, Cloudhand. 242 00:13:44,176 --> 00:13:48,822 Why is it I feel there's something strange about him? 243 00:13:48,823 --> 00:13:51,489 I get the feeling he doesn't belong here. 244 00:13:51,490 --> 00:13:52,829 I don't know. 245 00:13:52,830 --> 00:13:56,083 That constant smile, those secret kung fu skills. 246 00:13:58,763 --> 00:14:00,293 Well, could he be? 247 00:14:01,201 --> 00:14:02,856 No, no. 248 00:14:02,857 --> 00:14:04,507 Impossible for noodle king to be, 249 00:14:05,392 --> 00:14:07,939 ah, I'm reading too much into it. 250 00:14:07,940 --> 00:14:10,953 Voice: Humidity is low, take care against fire. 251 00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:18,269 - Tofu, tofu! 252 00:14:18,270 --> 00:14:20,480 My kingdom for some tofu! 253 00:14:26,706 --> 00:14:28,456 Where can I get some tofu for Hoff? 254 00:14:29,690 --> 00:14:32,090 Hey, it smells like tofu. 255 00:14:39,070 --> 00:14:40,070 Huh? 256 00:14:41,082 --> 00:14:44,059 It's gotta be here somewhere. 257 00:14:44,060 --> 00:14:46,413 Boy oh boy, I've hit the jackpot. 258 00:14:56,052 --> 00:14:57,052 Huh? 259 00:14:58,502 --> 00:14:59,335 Busted! 260 00:14:59,336 --> 00:15:00,510 That's one big cat. 261 00:15:02,253 --> 00:15:03,220 - I say this. 262 00:15:03,221 --> 00:15:06,197 You've got some nerve, lie fingers. 263 00:15:06,198 --> 00:15:08,160 - Hoffin, Hoffin! 264 00:15:08,161 --> 00:15:09,145 - Huh? 265 00:15:09,146 --> 00:15:11,027 - Hoffin, Hoffin! 266 00:15:11,028 --> 00:15:12,028 - Rascal, Rascal! 267 00:15:12,790 --> 00:15:14,089 Let him go! 268 00:15:14,090 --> 00:15:14,923 - What? 269 00:15:14,924 --> 00:15:16,983 Are you two together? 270 00:15:17,930 --> 00:15:21,219 Well this little imp was stealing my bean curd. 271 00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:22,100 What a nerve. 272 00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:22,933 - What? 273 00:15:22,934 --> 00:15:24,489 Stealing your bean curd? 274 00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:25,323 Rascal. 275 00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:28,009 - I was trying to get tofu but was in such a hurry 276 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,259 that I forgot to pay. 277 00:15:29,260 --> 00:15:30,093 It's true. 278 00:15:30,094 --> 00:15:31,809 - Sorry, sorry. 279 00:15:31,810 --> 00:15:32,700 It's my fault. 280 00:15:32,701 --> 00:15:34,899 Rascal was out shopping for me today. 281 00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:36,919 He didn't mean to steal your tofu. 282 00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:38,943 Please forgive him this once. 283 00:15:40,358 --> 00:15:42,078 Cat: Mommy. 284 00:15:42,079 --> 00:15:43,066 - Huh? 285 00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:44,674 - Big brother here said he was sorry. 286 00:15:44,675 --> 00:15:46,191 Shouldn't we forgive him? 287 00:15:46,192 --> 00:15:47,192 - Please? 288 00:15:48,522 --> 00:15:51,269 Male: Hey, how about a little service over here? 289 00:15:51,270 --> 00:15:52,959 - Coming right away. 290 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,889 I'll let you two go this time 291 00:15:54,890 --> 00:15:57,069 but don't let it happen again, okay? 292 00:15:57,070 --> 00:15:58,795 - Thank you, thank you. 293 00:15:58,796 --> 00:15:59,919 Thank you so much. 294 00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:01,959 Boar: I need two blocks of firm tofu. 295 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:05,519 Two dried ones and also give me four of the rice tofu. 296 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:06,563 - Coming right up. 297 00:16:16,039 --> 00:16:17,039 - Huh? 298 00:16:18,493 --> 00:16:20,645 - Here you are, please come again. 299 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:21,646 - Ah! 300 00:16:28,264 --> 00:16:29,260 - Hey! 301 00:16:29,261 --> 00:16:31,719 Don't touch my tofu! 302 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:33,773 Stop messing about and go home. 303 00:16:38,781 --> 00:16:40,698 Pig: Hogwild's back! 304 00:16:51,060 --> 00:16:52,760 - What are they running away from? 305 00:16:54,839 --> 00:16:57,839 - Longmouth, now that Razorback's refused to help, 306 00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:58,800 what are we gonna do? 307 00:16:58,801 --> 00:17:00,093 We need a plan. 308 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:05,059 - Forget about him. 309 00:17:05,060 --> 00:17:07,519 We don't need anybody else. 310 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:09,733 We can make him pay all by ourselves. 311 00:17:13,649 --> 00:17:15,164 - Smells like rotten eggs. 312 00:17:15,165 --> 00:17:16,842 - Oh, lots of pretty fireworks. 313 00:17:16,843 --> 00:17:17,993 I like 'em, I like 'em! 314 00:17:21,699 --> 00:17:22,796 - How many times have I told you 315 00:17:22,797 --> 00:17:25,049 not to let it rip in public, you big jerk. 316 00:17:25,050 --> 00:17:26,579 - Cool, rockets! 317 00:17:26,580 --> 00:17:28,329 - Why I, huh? 318 00:17:28,330 --> 00:17:30,683 - These are my most favorite toys. 319 00:17:32,771 --> 00:17:34,247 - Huh? 320 00:17:34,248 --> 00:17:35,891 Oh yes! 321 00:17:35,892 --> 00:17:38,225 Yeah, that gives me an idea! 322 00:17:39,382 --> 00:17:40,659 - Huh? 323 00:17:43,491 --> 00:17:47,609 - Huh, oh yeah, great idea. 324 00:17:47,610 --> 00:17:50,409 - Cloudhand's got a real petty streak. 325 00:17:50,410 --> 00:17:54,049 That was only 30, maybe 40 blocks of tofu we used up 326 00:17:54,050 --> 00:17:56,439 and suddenly I'm out chopping down trees. 327 00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:57,469 I'm bushed. 328 00:17:57,470 --> 00:18:00,231 - It's a pity I can't do anything to help. 329 00:18:03,094 --> 00:18:04,090 Longmouth: Are you ready, Bigeye? 330 00:18:04,091 --> 00:18:05,790 Bigeye: Yeah, give me a second. 331 00:18:09,874 --> 00:18:12,262 - Hoffin, there's no escaping us this time. 332 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:16,613 - Not unless he can outrun these rockets, Longmouth. 333 00:18:18,549 --> 00:18:21,381 - Hey, are you two ready? 334 00:18:21,382 --> 00:18:22,215 - All set. 335 00:18:22,216 --> 00:18:23,649 - Yeah, we're all set. 336 00:18:23,650 --> 00:18:25,329 - I'll place the squeaker in his path. 337 00:18:25,330 --> 00:18:26,869 Once he steps on the squeaker, 338 00:18:26,870 --> 00:18:29,809 you begin firing at him and keep letting him have it 339 00:18:29,810 --> 00:18:31,529 until the squeaking stops. 340 00:18:31,530 --> 00:18:32,809 You got that? 341 00:18:32,810 --> 00:18:35,446 - Yeah, I think that that's a great idea. 342 00:18:36,674 --> 00:18:39,209 - We'll blow him all the way to the heavens. 343 00:18:39,210 --> 00:18:42,499 - Alright, Bigeye, it's time to hide. 344 00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,019 Bigeye: Okay! 345 00:18:58,475 --> 00:19:01,929 - I don't know how long he intends to keep me here, Rascal. 346 00:19:01,930 --> 00:19:04,219 - Well, we have great food and a bed. 347 00:19:04,220 --> 00:19:05,879 Life's a breeze right now. 348 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:07,103 - You're hopeless. 349 00:19:14,670 --> 00:19:15,503 - You hear it? 350 00:19:15,504 --> 00:19:16,694 Fire now! 351 00:19:16,695 --> 00:19:17,695 - Gotcha! 352 00:19:21,352 --> 00:19:23,102 Bigeye: Here goes! 353 00:19:28,686 --> 00:19:30,269 - Ha ha, we got it! 354 00:19:32,353 --> 00:19:33,353 Huh? 355 00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:38,749 Hey my little precious. 356 00:19:38,750 --> 00:19:40,833 You really did me a big favor. 357 00:19:42,762 --> 00:19:44,069 Huh? 358 00:19:44,070 --> 00:19:46,412 - Oh, that hurts. 359 00:19:46,413 --> 00:19:48,156 - What about that there, kid? 360 00:19:48,157 --> 00:19:48,990 - You again! 361 00:19:48,991 --> 00:19:50,249 Seems you don't remember the lesson 362 00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:51,909 I taught you the last time. 363 00:19:51,910 --> 00:19:53,679 - Yeah, haven't you had enough? 364 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:56,380 Or does Hoffin really gotta teach you a proper lesson? 365 00:19:57,860 --> 00:20:01,079 - Don't come any closer or you'll regret it! 366 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:02,422 I'm warning you! 367 00:20:02,423 --> 00:20:04,520 - Ya, take this! 368 00:20:09,539 --> 00:20:10,539 - Oh no! 369 00:20:11,515 --> 00:20:14,179 You made me swallow my signaling device! 370 00:20:15,241 --> 00:20:16,549 - Hey, there's the signal, let's fire. 371 00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:17,550 - Here we go. 372 00:20:18,409 --> 00:20:20,178 - Oh no, you dumb weasels! 373 00:20:20,179 --> 00:20:21,596 It's me, it's me! 374 00:20:23,799 --> 00:20:24,799 - Come on! 375 00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:34,641 Wow, that's awesome. 376 00:20:34,642 --> 00:20:36,475 - Will you cut it out? 377 00:20:37,345 --> 00:20:39,395 - Pardon me if I don't stick around but... 378 00:20:42,602 --> 00:20:43,602 - We got another signal. 379 00:20:52,255 --> 00:20:53,255 - Mommy! 380 00:20:56,462 --> 00:20:57,295 - I'm loving this. 381 00:20:57,296 --> 00:20:58,663 You deserve it, you big brute! 382 00:20:59,802 --> 00:21:02,347 - Longmouth, we still got one big one left. 383 00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:03,429 - Yes! 384 00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:05,453 Oh boy, I'm really loving this. 385 00:21:07,216 --> 00:21:08,316 - It's just too funny! 386 00:21:12,310 --> 00:21:13,917 - You dance divinely, Hogwild! 387 00:21:15,103 --> 00:21:18,859 - Oh, my aching backside! 388 00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:20,187 Hey! 389 00:21:22,059 --> 00:21:23,499 The signal has stopped working! 390 00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:25,403 It stopped working! 391 00:21:26,470 --> 00:21:27,577 - Fire! 392 00:21:28,691 --> 00:21:30,078 - Hey, it's me! 393 00:21:30,079 --> 00:21:31,688 Stop! 394 00:21:31,689 --> 00:21:33,539 It's me, can't you see it's me? 395 00:21:33,540 --> 00:21:34,540 Stop it! 396 00:21:44,535 --> 00:21:47,227 - Wow, look at that, it's beautiful. 397 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:52,673 - Hoffin'll like that. 398 00:21:55,969 --> 00:21:58,514 Hogwild: Oh my head, my head! 399 00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:02,153 - What an idiot! 400 00:22:03,242 --> 00:22:05,039 The poor guy, did you see his face? 401 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:06,207 Stop, it's me! 402 00:22:08,125 --> 00:22:09,125 Super funny. 403 00:22:11,450 --> 00:22:13,303 - I swallowed it, I swallowed it! 404 00:22:15,463 --> 00:22:16,873 Hey, you know what? 405 00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:20,539 Well all this laughing has made me hungry. 406 00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:22,119 - Yeah, I could eat something. 407 00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:23,749 - Well, you'd better clean up this mess. 408 00:22:23,750 --> 00:22:26,499 It looks like an explosion at a tofu factory around here 409 00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:27,969 from your practice earlier. 410 00:22:27,970 --> 00:22:31,519 Hurry up or he'll only give you more chores to do. 411 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:33,479 - Ah, tofu and more tofu. 412 00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:35,763 I can't catch the stuff without breaking it. 413 00:22:36,970 --> 00:22:39,179 - Yeah, somewhere in that little body 414 00:22:39,180 --> 00:22:41,289 is the mighty star god Polaris, 415 00:22:41,290 --> 00:22:42,669 night beacon of the ages. 416 00:22:42,670 --> 00:22:44,737 But just look at you now. 417 00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:45,732 - What? 418 00:22:45,732 --> 00:22:46,565 I ain't dumb. 419 00:22:46,566 --> 00:22:48,049 Even if I weren't the star god, 420 00:22:48,050 --> 00:22:50,519 the tofu thing wouldn't be a problem forever. 421 00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:51,520 You just wait. 422 00:22:55,850 --> 00:22:57,508 - Alright, here we go. 423 00:22:57,509 --> 00:22:58,509 Fire one! 424 00:23:11,193 --> 00:23:13,193 - I just can't catch it. 425 00:23:18,199 --> 00:23:19,199 - Oh boy! 426 00:23:20,090 --> 00:23:22,923 How can you mangle tofu like that? 427 00:23:23,803 --> 00:23:25,880 How can you mangle tofu like that? 428 00:23:27,110 --> 00:23:28,559 - Hey Rascal! 429 00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:29,530 - What? 430 00:23:29,531 --> 00:23:32,063 - Hey, come on Rascal, let's give it another try. 431 00:23:35,210 --> 00:23:37,759 - Please, it's light and I'm sleepy, okay? 432 00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:38,760 - Let's go! 433 00:23:43,883 --> 00:23:45,032 Hey! 434 00:23:45,033 --> 00:23:46,542 - I can't believe you did it! 435 00:23:46,543 --> 00:23:47,732 - Yeah, again! 436 00:23:47,733 --> 00:23:48,733 - Okay. 437 00:23:54,288 --> 00:23:55,371 - Hey Hoffin. 438 00:23:56,882 --> 00:23:57,882 Catch it. 439 00:24:00,464 --> 00:24:01,464 - Wow! 440 00:24:05,340 --> 00:24:06,759 - I did it, I did it! 441 00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:09,352 Hey, how about that, Cloudhand? 442 00:24:09,353 --> 00:24:10,803 What'd you think, Cloudhand? 443 00:24:11,687 --> 00:24:14,139 - You've got potential, kid. 444 00:24:14,140 --> 00:24:16,286 You really showed us what you can do. 445 00:24:18,530 --> 00:24:19,530 Now get some rest. 446 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:27,983 - Brother, brother! 447 00:24:31,181 --> 00:24:32,458 - What the heck? 448 00:24:32,459 --> 00:24:34,462 What's been going on? 449 00:24:34,463 --> 00:24:37,557 - Mister, we must take revenge against them all. 450 00:24:38,399 --> 00:24:39,399 - Come here! 451 00:24:40,380 --> 00:24:42,633 Now tell me what happened and quick! 452 00:24:43,666 --> 00:24:46,469 - It's Hoffin, sir, it's Hoffin! 453 00:24:46,470 --> 00:24:47,963 - Spit it out, who did this? 454 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:53,213 - It was Hoffin, that terrible boy. 455 00:24:53,214 --> 00:24:54,799 He worked at Cloudhand's noodle shop 456 00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:56,539 and Hogwild was eating there 457 00:24:56,540 --> 00:24:58,202 and he found a big bug in his noodles 458 00:24:58,203 --> 00:25:00,899 and all he wanted was his noodles replaced. 459 00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:02,749 Is that too much to ask? 460 00:25:02,750 --> 00:25:04,419 I mean come on. 461 00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:06,459 But this Hoffin, this little beast, 462 00:25:06,460 --> 00:25:08,339 he beat up Hogwild really bad. 463 00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:10,559 It was awful, sir, awful to watch. 464 00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:11,799 We must get revenge, sir. 465 00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:13,399 We must have revenge! 466 00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:14,290 Please sir! 467 00:25:14,291 --> 00:25:16,029 - Yeah, revenge, revenge! 468 00:25:16,030 --> 00:25:16,863 - That's right. 469 00:25:16,864 --> 00:25:19,254 We've gotta teach him a lesson. 470 00:25:19,255 --> 00:25:20,605 - Where is this delinquent? 471 00:25:25,058 --> 00:25:27,649 - Candy fruit, candy fruit. 472 00:25:27,650 --> 00:25:29,733 Sweet, sweet candy fruit. 473 00:25:34,031 --> 00:25:35,479 One stick is never enough. 474 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:38,079 Candy fruit puts a smile on your face. 475 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:39,080 Candy fruit! 476 00:25:41,410 --> 00:25:43,063 Hey kid, how about it? 477 00:25:43,930 --> 00:25:45,629 Oh, you're the lucky one, kid. 478 00:25:45,630 --> 00:25:46,833 Mommy bought you two. 479 00:25:47,755 --> 00:25:48,588 Here you go. 480 00:25:48,589 --> 00:25:49,969 Enjoy. 481 00:25:49,970 --> 00:25:52,980 Candy fruit, beautiful sweet candy fruit. 482 00:25:52,981 --> 00:25:54,339 Hoffin: Mom, dad! 483 00:25:54,340 --> 00:25:55,840 Oh, I miss you guys. 484 00:26:01,804 --> 00:26:02,804 Nian. 485 00:26:03,811 --> 00:26:06,978 - Razorback, king of the boars coming. 486 00:26:08,237 --> 00:26:09,707 Outta of the way, you peasant. 487 00:26:09,708 --> 00:26:11,375 Razorback is coming. 488 00:26:12,501 --> 00:26:15,306 Time for you to learn who's boss around here, Hoffin. 489 00:26:15,307 --> 00:26:16,240 - Huh? 490 00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:17,073 You again! 491 00:26:17,074 --> 00:26:18,349 - Yeah, but we ain't alone. 492 00:26:18,350 --> 00:26:19,499 We come with Razorback. 493 00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:20,719 He'll soon set you straight. 494 00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,069 He's gonna pulverize you, you got that? 495 00:26:23,070 --> 00:26:24,509 - Yeah, pulverize, see? 496 00:26:24,510 --> 00:26:25,669 Just like that. 497 00:26:25,670 --> 00:26:27,843 - Ha, I'm not afraid of any old boar. 498 00:26:30,824 --> 00:26:31,931 - You'd better give up now 499 00:26:31,932 --> 00:26:33,603 or you'll be totally annihilated. 500 00:26:35,533 --> 00:26:36,999 - I'll tell you something else, sprout. 501 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,121 We're in league with Nian. 502 00:26:39,122 --> 00:26:40,270 - Shut up, idiot. 503 00:26:40,271 --> 00:26:41,639 What are you, the six o'clock news? 504 00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:42,540 - What's that? 505 00:26:42,540 --> 00:26:43,540 Nian? 506 00:26:44,380 --> 00:26:47,053 You were working for Nian all this time. 507 00:26:47,910 --> 00:26:51,390 - Hey kid, you the one who insulted my brother, huh? 508 00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:55,289 - You guys are nothing. 509 00:26:55,290 --> 00:27:00,346 You're just like flunkies working for Nian. 510 00:27:00,370 --> 00:27:01,519 Oh, that smarts. 511 00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,677 This guy's no pushover. 512 00:27:03,678 --> 00:27:05,052 - Get him! 513 00:27:05,053 --> 00:27:06,053 - Hiya! 514 00:27:07,601 --> 00:27:09,170 - Oh! 515 00:27:13,094 --> 00:27:14,873 - Look out, Hoffin! 516 00:27:18,709 --> 00:27:19,556 Hoffin! 517 00:27:19,557 --> 00:27:21,281 - Beat him, beat him! 518 00:27:21,282 --> 00:27:22,459 - Hoffin, you're okay. 519 00:27:22,460 --> 00:27:24,513 - I ain't finished with you. 520 00:27:27,201 --> 00:27:28,423 - Huh, it's Polaris. 521 00:27:32,310 --> 00:27:35,805 - Welcome to Cloudhand's Noodle Paradise. 522 00:27:35,806 --> 00:27:36,822 - Cloudhand's not bad. 523 00:27:36,823 --> 00:27:38,549 - Care for a bowl of the hot stuff? 524 00:27:38,550 --> 00:27:39,510 It's good. 525 00:27:39,511 --> 00:27:41,189 - Hey, this is none of your business. 526 00:27:41,190 --> 00:27:43,209 Stay out of the way, got it? 527 00:27:43,210 --> 00:27:44,210 - Stay out. 528 00:27:48,534 --> 00:27:51,169 - Oh, I'm so sorry. 529 00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:52,563 I should be more careful. 530 00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:57,609 Come on now, everybody. 531 00:27:57,610 --> 00:27:59,699 Sit down and try my noodles. 532 00:27:59,700 --> 00:28:02,813 Good food makes for a good mood, right? 533 00:28:02,814 --> 00:28:05,099 I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding 534 00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:07,789 and a nice little talk will help calm us down 535 00:28:07,790 --> 00:28:10,049 and see if we can't settle things. 536 00:28:10,050 --> 00:28:11,499 - Misunderstanding? 537 00:28:11,500 --> 00:28:14,529 This little thug nearly killed my brother. 538 00:28:14,530 --> 00:28:16,489 - Hey, little Hoffin's working here for me. 539 00:28:16,490 --> 00:28:18,469 Won't you give him a break? 540 00:28:18,470 --> 00:28:19,470 Just for me? 541 00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:21,360 - No way! 542 00:28:24,656 --> 00:28:26,013 - Huh? 543 00:28:27,030 --> 00:28:27,863 - A secret animal! 544 00:28:27,864 --> 00:28:29,029 - Take it easy. 545 00:28:29,030 --> 00:28:30,559 Hey, how about this? 546 00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:32,239 You leave him alone for a month 547 00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:34,259 and after that you can come gunning for him 548 00:28:34,260 --> 00:28:36,239 anytime you like 'cause by then 549 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:38,439 he'll no longer be working for me 550 00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:40,849 and I'll be just a simple bystander. 551 00:28:40,850 --> 00:28:42,845 So what do you think, huh? 552 00:28:42,846 --> 00:28:44,149 - Cloudhand's kung fu 553 00:28:44,150 --> 00:28:45,409 is better than mine. 554 00:28:45,410 --> 00:28:47,679 I take the kid now and he'll make me pay 555 00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:49,199 for the privilege. 556 00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:51,911 - So a month from now you'll steer clear? 557 00:28:52,744 --> 00:28:53,577 - Absolutely. 558 00:28:53,578 --> 00:28:54,809 I can promise you that. 559 00:28:54,810 --> 00:28:57,289 Razorback: Okay, in a month's time. 560 00:28:57,290 --> 00:28:58,969 - Well we have a deal then. 561 00:28:58,970 --> 00:29:00,999 In a month from now you can both slug it out 562 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,849 on the beacon tower of the Great Wall. 563 00:29:02,850 --> 00:29:03,770 How's that sound? 564 00:29:03,770 --> 00:29:04,603 - Right. 565 00:29:04,604 --> 00:29:06,439 Hey kid, you agree? 566 00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:08,483 - Huh, you'll get a beating. 567 00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:12,033 - Yeah, we'll see about that. 568 00:29:16,950 --> 00:29:18,033 - Just hold on, son. 569 00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:27,719 - It's alright. 570 00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:29,172 - Oh great. 571 00:29:29,173 --> 00:29:30,006 I thought we could have a peaceful time here 572 00:29:30,007 --> 00:29:32,239 and now look what we have to deal with. 573 00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:33,073 - I made a deal. 574 00:29:33,074 --> 00:29:34,939 I won't run away. 575 00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:37,689 - Everything is determined by yin and yang. 576 00:29:37,690 --> 00:29:40,429 Maybe it's not such a bad thing, 577 00:29:40,430 --> 00:29:42,049 Razorback's challenge. 578 00:29:42,050 --> 00:29:44,539 - You're one of the masters I've been seeking. 579 00:29:44,540 --> 00:29:46,749 - Yeah, I should have realized it earlier 580 00:29:46,750 --> 00:29:47,583 but it was hard to spot 581 00:29:47,584 --> 00:29:49,909 because you were this totally nerdy noodle dude. 582 00:29:49,910 --> 00:29:52,459 Ain't that a strange career for a master like you? 583 00:29:52,460 --> 00:29:54,219 Fierce is a secret animal too 584 00:29:54,220 --> 00:29:56,109 but he's a famous swordsman. 585 00:29:56,110 --> 00:29:58,719 Slinging noodles ain't exactly impressive. 586 00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:00,473 - There's nothing unseemly in it. 587 00:30:04,070 --> 00:30:06,899 - Hi, my name's Rascal, another secret animal. 588 00:30:06,900 --> 00:30:08,107 How you doing? 589 00:30:10,074 --> 00:30:11,969 Don't believe me. 590 00:30:11,970 --> 00:30:13,340 Now take a look at this. 591 00:30:13,341 --> 00:30:14,591 There, you see? 592 00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:19,291 - Ah yes, I see and you certainly hide it pretty well. 593 00:30:21,165 --> 00:30:22,165 - That's right, brother. 594 00:30:23,690 --> 00:30:25,779 - Master, what can you teach me? 595 00:30:25,780 --> 00:30:28,069 - I can teach you, young man, 596 00:30:28,070 --> 00:30:30,253 to be a really top class noodle chef. 597 00:30:38,630 --> 00:30:39,630 - Wow! 598 00:30:44,095 --> 00:30:46,573 Wow, what are these super sized jars for. 599 00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:50,699 Rascal: Hey Hoffin, look at this. 600 00:30:50,700 --> 00:30:52,009 I found a walnut. 601 00:30:52,010 --> 00:30:53,513 Take a look, see? 602 00:31:00,471 --> 00:31:01,576 - Huh? 603 00:31:01,577 --> 00:31:02,577 What's he doing? 604 00:31:05,220 --> 00:31:09,119 - Tai Chi Quan is an internally centered martial art. 605 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:12,389 It fully embodies the balance between yin and yang. 606 00:31:12,390 --> 00:31:14,399 Between hardness and softness. 607 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:16,619 On the hard side, Tai Chi requires 608 00:31:16,620 --> 00:31:19,149 that you unleash your strength which is enhanced 609 00:31:19,150 --> 00:31:21,829 through cultivation of ki and the training 610 00:31:21,830 --> 00:31:23,659 of the body itself. 611 00:31:23,660 --> 00:31:27,480 And on the soft side, whenever you are 612 00:31:31,740 --> 00:31:34,876 you endeavor to offset your opponent's strength 613 00:31:34,877 --> 00:31:38,059 and where possible, redirect your opponent's power 614 00:31:38,060 --> 00:31:39,379 back towards him. 615 00:31:39,380 --> 00:31:42,318 This should enable you to defeat him. 616 00:31:59,514 --> 00:32:01,097 - That was awesome! 617 00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:13,109 Wow, that's amazing! 618 00:32:13,110 --> 00:32:14,509 Tai Chi is so intense. 619 00:32:14,510 --> 00:32:16,936 Teach it to me now. 620 00:32:17,959 --> 00:32:20,399 - Alright but you must start from the beginning. 621 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:21,400 - Oh! 622 00:32:28,930 --> 00:32:30,263 What's up with this? 623 00:32:31,650 --> 00:32:32,809 How can I do this? 624 00:32:32,810 --> 00:32:33,810 - Whoa! 625 00:32:36,944 --> 00:32:37,944 My teeth! 626 00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:41,159 No nut gets the better of me! 627 00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,439 You're in for a smashing. 628 00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:45,999 - Oh, a walnut, good! 629 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,079 - Hey, that was my... 630 00:32:49,167 --> 00:32:50,167 - Hoffin. 631 00:32:57,680 --> 00:32:59,519 It may look like a spinning top 632 00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:01,033 but this is not a toy. 633 00:33:07,076 --> 00:33:08,339 - Wow, you've got it spinning. 634 00:33:08,340 --> 00:33:12,829 - Now Hoffin, you try and stop it from spinning. 635 00:33:12,830 --> 00:33:14,923 - I just stop it, right. 636 00:33:16,598 --> 00:33:17,598 This is easy. 637 00:33:23,683 --> 00:33:26,579 - Remember, no matter how hard the blow you endure, 638 00:33:26,580 --> 00:33:29,945 redirect its strength and fight back. 639 00:33:35,070 --> 00:33:38,357 The rotation of the top, it symbolizes the eight strengths 640 00:33:38,358 --> 00:33:39,929 of Tai Chi. 641 00:33:39,930 --> 00:33:41,063 Now you must practice. 642 00:33:47,350 --> 00:33:51,324 Now Hoffin, you know how to release Tai Chi energy? 643 00:33:51,325 --> 00:33:53,473 - I don't, master. 644 00:33:54,784 --> 00:33:55,739 - Like this. 645 00:33:55,740 --> 00:33:56,949 You have to maneuver in such a way 646 00:33:56,950 --> 00:33:59,869 as to concentrate your whole body's energy 647 00:33:59,870 --> 00:34:03,193 into a smoothness and let it flow, understand? 648 00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:05,640 - Yes. 649 00:34:14,603 --> 00:34:15,950 - Hey, easy, boy. 650 00:34:17,050 --> 00:34:18,908 It doesn't have to be like that. 651 00:34:19,780 --> 00:34:21,781 - What a relief! 652 00:34:21,782 --> 00:34:23,032 - What a stink! 653 00:34:26,279 --> 00:34:28,992 - Boy, you just about killed me here. 654 00:34:28,993 --> 00:34:30,963 Cloudhand: That is Tai Chi strength. 655 00:34:31,944 --> 00:34:33,571 - They're still at it? 656 00:34:33,572 --> 00:34:36,063 - You must lead your enemy and derail his next move. 657 00:34:37,982 --> 00:34:40,924 Then you'll find yourself with a winning hand. 658 00:34:41,758 --> 00:34:43,153 - He's trying to crack Tai Chi. 659 00:34:43,154 --> 00:34:45,089 I can't even crack this nut. 660 00:34:45,090 --> 00:34:48,459 - Now, besides attacking your enemy physically, son, 661 00:34:48,460 --> 00:34:51,003 you must vanquish his mental powers also. 662 00:34:52,690 --> 00:34:53,841 You see? 663 00:34:53,842 --> 00:34:55,079 - Huh? 664 00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:56,080 - Ha ha! 665 00:34:57,705 --> 00:34:58,705 Hey, Rascal. 666 00:34:59,763 --> 00:35:01,180 - I'm right here. 667 00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:04,059 - It hurts, what a trick! 668 00:35:04,060 --> 00:35:05,719 - That's not a trick, lad. 669 00:35:05,720 --> 00:35:08,276 Distraction is a useful strategy. 670 00:35:11,222 --> 00:35:12,409 Now, to bring your opponent down 671 00:35:12,410 --> 00:35:16,023 you have to land shoulders into play. 672 00:35:18,290 --> 00:35:21,597 I nearly forgot, you use your little tushy too. 673 00:35:23,016 --> 00:35:25,449 That's pretty comfy. 674 00:35:28,550 --> 00:35:30,813 You're like my own comfy little armchair. 675 00:35:33,150 --> 00:35:36,336 Use your Tai Chi strength to offset the attack against you. 676 00:35:36,337 --> 00:35:39,509 Soften it, perhaps even totally erase it. 677 00:35:39,510 --> 00:35:40,743 It is possible. 678 00:35:45,730 --> 00:35:48,079 Keep in mind the four principles. 679 00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:50,693 Technique, engagement, subjugation, reverse. 680 00:35:58,816 --> 00:35:59,966 - Crow! 681 00:35:59,967 --> 00:36:00,800 - Master. 682 00:36:00,801 --> 00:36:02,669 I'm at your service, sir. 683 00:36:02,670 --> 00:36:05,269 - Have you completed the task I gave you? 684 00:36:05,270 --> 00:36:08,069 - Well sir, it's those two lazy stupid weasels 685 00:36:08,070 --> 00:36:10,329 holding this up but be assured, lord, 686 00:36:10,330 --> 00:36:12,384 I'll get you what you want. 687 00:36:12,385 --> 00:36:13,659 - And now! 688 00:36:13,660 --> 00:36:15,639 - Yes sir, the boy is yours! 689 00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:18,083 I'll bring him to you very soon, very soon. 690 00:36:19,128 --> 00:36:21,677 I'm okay, I'm okay! 691 00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:24,000 - Pushing hands. 692 00:36:24,001 --> 00:36:25,769 This technique is used to push back 693 00:36:25,770 --> 00:36:27,689 at your enemy like you don't want, 694 00:36:27,690 --> 00:36:30,233 like his kicks and punches, et cetera, et cetera. 695 00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:33,399 - But what if I can't push back? 696 00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,537 - That depends upon your level of Tai Chi. 697 00:36:40,715 --> 00:36:41,548 - How boring. 698 00:36:41,549 --> 00:36:43,699 Back and forth all day long, so repetitive. 699 00:36:43,700 --> 00:36:44,709 - How about a game? 700 00:36:44,710 --> 00:36:46,209 We use the technique we've learned 701 00:36:46,210 --> 00:36:48,493 to try and get the ball into the basket. 702 00:36:49,730 --> 00:36:50,563 - A game? 703 00:36:50,564 --> 00:36:52,433 I love games, bring it on! 704 00:37:01,881 --> 00:37:02,881 Whoa! 705 00:37:05,718 --> 00:37:07,606 - Ha, he scores! 706 00:37:07,607 --> 00:37:08,607 - And again! 707 00:37:12,566 --> 00:37:13,816 Turn it around! 708 00:37:14,951 --> 00:37:17,123 - This is definitely not pushing hands. 709 00:37:21,089 --> 00:37:23,959 - He shoots and scores to tie the game. 710 00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:26,533 - Oh no, not until it drops all the way through. 711 00:37:29,922 --> 00:37:31,847 Hey, cut it out, that tickles! 712 00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:42,999 - That brute was stupid to set up a duel 713 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:43,833 a month from now. 714 00:37:43,834 --> 00:37:46,232 I mean why should we wait, huh? 715 00:37:46,233 --> 00:37:48,583 Now we're stuck here looking after this genius. 716 00:37:49,617 --> 00:37:51,372 - Hey there, brother Longmouth. 717 00:37:51,373 --> 00:37:52,869 I need a snack. 718 00:37:52,870 --> 00:37:54,559 - You wanna snack, fat boy? 719 00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:56,729 No problem, so long as your dumb brother 720 00:37:56,730 --> 00:37:58,329 will take that kid down now. 721 00:37:58,330 --> 00:37:59,509 - What? 722 00:37:59,510 --> 00:38:02,339 Oh no, my brother could never go back on his word. 723 00:38:02,340 --> 00:38:03,889 If he said he'll wait a month for the duel, 724 00:38:03,890 --> 00:38:05,213 he'll wait a month. 725 00:38:06,210 --> 00:38:07,539 - Really? 726 00:38:07,540 --> 00:38:08,589 Now you listen. 727 00:38:08,590 --> 00:38:10,919 If you refuse to persuade him, well then, 728 00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:12,159 I'll lock you up right here 729 00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:14,013 and I'll let you starve, you got it? 730 00:38:15,260 --> 00:38:17,362 - Please don't do this to me, brother Longmouth. 731 00:38:17,363 --> 00:38:19,069 I gotta have food. 732 00:38:19,070 --> 00:38:21,009 Help me, I'll go see my brother. 733 00:38:21,010 --> 00:38:22,254 - Ah. 734 00:38:23,087 --> 00:38:24,469 That's what I like to hear. 735 00:38:24,470 --> 00:38:26,220 Bigeye, come on, let's help him up. 736 00:38:34,950 --> 00:38:36,731 - You should try losing weight. 737 00:38:36,732 --> 00:38:40,738 You're like a ton of bricks. 738 00:38:40,739 --> 00:38:43,420 Help me, it smells like bacon down here. 739 00:38:43,421 --> 00:38:45,318 Get me out, get me out! 740 00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:53,263 - Come on, get up. 741 00:38:54,626 --> 00:38:55,669 Hey. 742 00:39:01,250 --> 00:39:02,279 - I'm choking! 743 00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:03,434 Hey! 744 00:39:04,267 --> 00:39:06,509 Longmouth, you just let it rip with a brain stunner. 745 00:39:06,510 --> 00:39:07,450 - What? 746 00:39:07,451 --> 00:39:08,539 No way. 747 00:39:08,540 --> 00:39:09,959 A smooth, refined guy like me, 748 00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:11,749 participate in such vulgarity? 749 00:39:11,750 --> 00:39:14,309 Why, the very idea makes me feel faint! 750 00:39:14,310 --> 00:39:15,310 - Me too, ugh! 751 00:39:19,110 --> 00:39:20,639 Loudmouth: Look alive, blubber belly! 752 00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:23,269 Crow: What are you two idiots doing now? 753 00:39:23,270 --> 00:39:25,689 - Oh, Mr. Razorback sir, we have offended your poor, 754 00:39:25,690 --> 00:39:28,299 kind excellency and we humbly apologize. 755 00:39:28,300 --> 00:39:29,280 Forgive us! 756 00:39:29,281 --> 00:39:32,130 Crow: Who's Razorback and what are you babbling about? 757 00:39:33,950 --> 00:39:34,950 - Oh, it's you. 758 00:39:36,084 --> 00:39:37,309 - What are you up to here? 759 00:39:37,310 --> 00:39:38,469 Got the kid? 760 00:39:38,470 --> 00:39:40,699 - Mr. Enforcer, I can explain everything. 761 00:39:40,700 --> 00:39:43,904 We kept track of Hoffin and we almost had him but then... 762 00:39:51,318 --> 00:39:52,548 - Ah. 763 00:39:52,549 --> 00:39:53,789 Well you'll be allowed to live if you just 764 00:39:53,790 --> 00:39:56,289 stop sniveling for a minute. 765 00:39:56,290 --> 00:39:59,239 But Lord Nian's losing patience with failure. 766 00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:01,999 - Mr. Enforcer, please let him know everything 767 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,402 I just told you and that we won't 768 00:40:03,403 --> 00:40:05,599 ever let him down, not ever again. 769 00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:08,799 - Remember, you've got no choice but to succeed. 770 00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:10,716 Keep trying to drive a wedge between the pig 771 00:40:10,717 --> 00:40:14,579 and the boy, I want those two at each other's throats, okay? 772 00:40:14,580 --> 00:40:16,933 Loudmouth: You can count on us, Mr. Enforcer. 773 00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:20,839 - You're on the clock, geniuses. 774 00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:22,449 - Yes, of course sir. 775 00:40:22,450 --> 00:40:24,245 And happy flying, sir! 776 00:40:24,246 --> 00:40:25,991 - Oh, I think he's gone. 777 00:40:25,992 --> 00:40:27,389 - Ha, every time I have a great idea 778 00:40:27,390 --> 00:40:29,749 that flying garbage disposal steals it 779 00:40:29,750 --> 00:40:31,313 and tells Nian it's his. 780 00:40:32,170 --> 00:40:33,929 We're not getting a fair shake here 781 00:40:33,930 --> 00:40:35,379 thanks to that flying rat. 782 00:40:35,380 --> 00:40:38,155 Razorback: Hey, what are you two doing here? 783 00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:41,996 - I was only joking, Mr. Enforcer sir. 784 00:40:41,997 --> 00:40:44,607 You know, we worship you really, sir. 785 00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:47,692 - Don't kill me, don't kill me. 786 00:40:47,693 --> 00:40:48,693 - Don't kill us, sir. 787 00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:51,883 - Who's this enforcer and how's my brother? 788 00:40:53,100 --> 00:40:54,779 - Oh, look at you. 789 00:40:54,780 --> 00:40:56,669 Why are you lying here you poor dear? 790 00:40:56,670 --> 00:40:59,233 So brave, so noble and strong. 791 00:41:01,796 --> 00:41:04,049 - I expect to see better care for my brother 792 00:41:04,050 --> 00:41:07,109 from now on or I'll make you pay a thousand times 793 00:41:07,110 --> 00:41:08,608 for this insolence. 794 00:41:08,609 --> 00:41:10,509 Longmouth: Yes sir, Mr. Razorback. 795 00:41:10,510 --> 00:41:12,457 - Brother, they want to... 796 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,049 - Poor angel, he needs his rest. 797 00:41:18,050 --> 00:41:20,369 - Then why are you standing here? 798 00:41:20,370 --> 00:41:22,355 Take him home to bed, got it? 799 00:41:22,356 --> 00:41:23,518 - Yeah! 800 00:41:26,133 --> 00:41:28,334 Bye Mr. Razorback. 801 00:41:28,335 --> 00:41:30,819 He'll get the very best care, I assure you. 802 00:41:30,820 --> 00:41:32,609 - Hey, it's okay, he's gone. 803 00:41:32,610 --> 00:41:33,843 - Get off of me! 804 00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:39,439 - Today we will take a close look 805 00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:41,359 at a special-ity of mine. 806 00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:43,289 - Wow, a special-ity! 807 00:41:43,290 --> 00:41:45,369 What kind of kung fu? 808 00:41:45,370 --> 00:41:46,300 - Making dough. 809 00:41:46,300 --> 00:41:47,300 - Huh? 810 00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:51,473 You gotta be kidding me. 811 00:41:53,356 --> 00:41:54,330 - Quite the joker, huh? 812 00:41:54,331 --> 00:41:56,469 Now whether your noodles are gonna taste good 813 00:41:56,470 --> 00:41:59,649 or not depends principally on the ingredients you select. 814 00:41:59,650 --> 00:42:02,349 Then even more important than that is the dough. 815 00:42:02,350 --> 00:42:04,189 The one thing you have to get right 816 00:42:04,190 --> 00:42:05,801 above all else is... 817 00:42:06,950 --> 00:42:08,465 Is the dough. 818 00:42:13,930 --> 00:42:14,920 Excuse me. 819 00:42:14,921 --> 00:42:16,219 There's a saying. 820 00:42:16,220 --> 00:42:18,379 Smooth winds and smoother waters 821 00:42:18,380 --> 00:42:20,563 may delight the weary traveler 822 00:42:20,564 --> 00:42:21,759 but if you have a smooth dough 823 00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:23,429 then you can make noodles that will 824 00:42:23,430 --> 00:42:25,469 drive everybody wild, what's so funny? 825 00:42:25,470 --> 00:42:28,479 - Oh, I'm sorry, but what does making noodles 826 00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:29,973 have to do with kung fu, huh? 827 00:42:32,350 --> 00:42:33,719 - I'm in no hurry. 828 00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:36,716 Now let's consider this question, Hoffin. 829 00:42:36,717 --> 00:42:40,399 Why is it that my noodles are so incredibly popular? 830 00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:41,769 The answer to this, of course, 831 00:42:41,770 --> 00:42:43,379 is that I always make my noodles 832 00:42:43,380 --> 00:42:45,623 using the principals of Tai Chi Quan. 833 00:42:47,767 --> 00:42:49,219 - Tai Chi? 834 00:42:49,220 --> 00:42:50,053 - That's right. 835 00:42:50,054 --> 00:42:52,109 Used in the art of dough making. 836 00:42:52,110 --> 00:42:54,719 Yes, that way noodles cut from my dough 837 00:42:54,720 --> 00:42:56,789 are as pliable as silver thread 838 00:42:56,790 --> 00:42:59,519 and as silky smooth as a spider's web 839 00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:01,768 and sumptuously springy too. 840 00:43:01,769 --> 00:43:02,758 - Boring. 841 00:43:02,759 --> 00:43:04,609 - You see, within the form a single noodle 842 00:43:04,610 --> 00:43:07,119 lies all the accumulated knowledge 843 00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:09,623 of my kung fu skills in total. 844 00:43:12,861 --> 00:43:14,692 - I don't get it! 845 00:43:14,693 --> 00:43:16,139 - That's alright. 846 00:43:16,140 --> 00:43:17,809 Look, it's like this. 847 00:43:17,810 --> 00:43:20,049 The circle of Tai Chi is composed 848 00:43:20,050 --> 00:43:23,199 of yin and yang, often seen as softness and hardness. 849 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:25,079 Now it is a fact that softness 850 00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:27,059 can overcome hardness. 851 00:43:27,060 --> 00:43:29,429 Yes, in the same way that flowing water 852 00:43:29,430 --> 00:43:30,669 can overcome rock. 853 00:43:30,670 --> 00:43:32,669 Gentle perseverance is key. 854 00:43:32,670 --> 00:43:34,169 Tai Chi seeks balance. 855 00:43:34,170 --> 00:43:35,130 - Wow! 856 00:43:35,131 --> 00:43:37,809 - Tai Chi doesn't have a load of fancy styles 857 00:43:37,810 --> 00:43:39,439 which means as long as you harness 858 00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:41,149 and channel the energy within, 859 00:43:41,150 --> 00:43:44,193 you can perform it pretty much as instant direction. 860 00:43:45,567 --> 00:43:46,567 You see? 861 00:43:48,735 --> 00:43:49,883 Easy. 862 00:43:52,303 --> 00:43:53,303 - Oh! 863 00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:56,559 - The shape of this dough represents the essence 864 00:43:56,560 --> 00:44:00,459 of Tai Chi, a circle which contains everything 865 00:44:00,460 --> 00:44:01,460 in our world. 866 00:44:02,260 --> 00:44:03,220 - Whoa! 867 00:44:03,221 --> 00:44:06,840 - You're there, I'm there, everything is there. 868 00:44:14,618 --> 00:44:16,701 - Oh wow, that's intense! 869 00:44:18,688 --> 00:44:19,688 Huh? 870 00:44:31,561 --> 00:44:33,319 Cloudhand: And we're done. 871 00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:35,338 - Master, that was awesome! 872 00:44:35,339 --> 00:44:36,290 - Make it a part of yourself. 873 00:44:36,291 --> 00:44:37,329 Put strength into it. 874 00:44:37,330 --> 00:44:39,089 Link your strength to your will. 875 00:44:39,090 --> 00:44:42,389 Then we're talking major awesomeness. 876 00:44:42,390 --> 00:44:43,673 It takes practice. 877 00:44:44,941 --> 00:44:45,774 - Once I do this, 878 00:44:45,775 --> 00:44:47,623 I can rescue mom and dad, yeah! 879 00:44:53,340 --> 00:44:55,050 - Dreaming on Walnut Island. 880 00:44:55,948 --> 00:44:59,269 Hey Hoffin, are you still making dough? 881 00:44:59,270 --> 00:45:01,529 - Yeah, I have to learn Tai Chi, 882 00:45:01,530 --> 00:45:03,119 then tackle Razorback. 883 00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:04,370 He's in league with Nian. 884 00:45:05,401 --> 00:45:06,401 - So boring. 885 00:45:12,231 --> 00:45:14,131 - Tai Chi is tough. 886 00:45:21,903 --> 00:45:23,049 - Gentle perseverance, 887 00:45:23,050 --> 00:45:26,469 inner strength, balance above all things. 888 00:45:26,470 --> 00:45:27,470 - Balance. 889 00:45:29,089 --> 00:45:30,773 - Mom, dad, I'll do it for you. 890 00:45:43,195 --> 00:45:44,604 - Ah! 891 00:45:44,605 --> 00:45:45,605 Ha! 892 00:45:46,489 --> 00:45:47,489 Hiya! 893 00:45:48,670 --> 00:45:50,959 Hey, I moved it, it moved, wow! 894 00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:52,153 I really did it! 895 00:45:53,450 --> 00:45:55,843 But I can't really control it yet. 896 00:46:06,050 --> 00:46:07,050 Aha! 897 00:46:09,521 --> 00:46:12,726 - Hey, what are you still doing here, Cloudhand? 898 00:46:12,727 --> 00:46:15,736 Hey, he was doing alright a minute ago. 899 00:46:15,737 --> 00:46:16,850 What happened? 900 00:46:16,851 --> 00:46:17,750 Cloudhand: He is filled with rage 901 00:46:17,751 --> 00:46:20,359 and hatred for Nian so he loses patience 902 00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:22,137 while he is training. 903 00:46:22,138 --> 00:46:23,617 This is not good. 904 00:46:23,618 --> 00:46:24,618 - Not good. 905 00:46:25,820 --> 00:46:28,789 - Not good because Tai Chi requires great calm 906 00:46:28,790 --> 00:46:29,790 and concentration. 907 00:46:31,070 --> 00:46:33,046 His currents of the mind could draw him down 908 00:46:33,047 --> 00:46:34,989 into a dark abyss of anger. 909 00:46:34,990 --> 00:46:37,203 - Whoa, sounds scary. 910 00:46:37,204 --> 00:46:38,651 So what should Hoffin do then? 911 00:46:39,872 --> 00:46:41,416 - Well, life is a mirror, Rascal. 912 00:46:41,417 --> 00:46:43,639 You smile into it and it smiles back. 913 00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:47,150 - Yeah but how do we get him to smile into it first? 914 00:46:48,130 --> 00:46:51,221 - To learn Tai Chi, he must neutralize his anger 915 00:46:51,222 --> 00:46:52,439 and if there is anyway we can help 916 00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:54,017 then we must be there for him. 917 00:47:02,228 --> 00:47:03,228 - Ha! 918 00:47:06,082 --> 00:47:07,082 Oh. 919 00:47:09,245 --> 00:47:11,578 - You can't give up, Hoffin. 920 00:47:14,269 --> 00:47:15,537 - Huh? 921 00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:19,419 - Now Hoffin, one cannot be impetuous 922 00:47:19,420 --> 00:47:20,713 when practicing Tai Chi. 923 00:47:21,584 --> 00:47:23,096 Behold! 924 00:47:24,690 --> 00:47:28,409 You see, only when you are perfectly calm and focused 925 00:47:28,410 --> 00:47:30,759 can you really understand the magic 926 00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:32,593 of the perfect circle. 927 00:47:34,070 --> 00:47:35,103 - Whoa! 928 00:47:35,104 --> 00:47:36,937 - Wow, that's amazing! 929 00:47:41,803 --> 00:47:45,226 - Like I said, everything lives in the circle of balance. 930 00:47:45,227 --> 00:47:48,859 You must calm yourself and observe the space around you 931 00:47:48,860 --> 00:47:51,690 to discern your own place inside the circle. 932 00:47:54,430 --> 00:47:56,349 Look at the track of that mosquito. 933 00:47:56,350 --> 00:47:57,643 That's also a circle. 934 00:47:59,730 --> 00:48:02,029 You will find there are lots more examples. 935 00:48:02,030 --> 00:48:04,569 Ah, oh, it itches. 936 00:48:05,780 --> 00:48:06,730 See, Hoffin? 937 00:48:06,731 --> 00:48:08,393 Observe with your heart. 938 00:48:11,057 --> 00:48:13,732 - Calm, calm and focused. 939 00:48:13,733 --> 00:48:16,033 Everything lives within the circle of balance. 940 00:48:29,687 --> 00:48:31,429 - Do you feel well? 941 00:48:31,430 --> 00:48:35,199 It's only three days now until the showdown with Razorback. 942 00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:36,859 - Stronger than ever, master. 943 00:48:36,860 --> 00:48:38,600 - Oh, that's good. 944 00:48:42,216 --> 00:48:43,226 - Huh? 945 00:48:43,227 --> 00:48:45,089 - Oh dear, how careless of me. 946 00:48:45,090 --> 00:48:48,083 Hoffin, help me to tidy them up using Tai Chi. 947 00:49:31,957 --> 00:49:34,439 Hoffin, you have grasped the form of Tai Chi 948 00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:37,649 but you have yet to grasp its essence, I see. 949 00:49:37,650 --> 00:49:38,779 - Essence? 950 00:49:38,780 --> 00:49:41,709 - Becoming one with an object to gain control of it 951 00:49:41,710 --> 00:49:43,599 requires mental power. 952 00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:46,649 You will grasp this essence once your noodle-making skill 953 00:49:46,650 --> 00:49:48,333 is up there with mine. 954 00:49:49,700 --> 00:49:51,149 - Hey Hoffin. 955 00:49:51,150 --> 00:49:53,369 Do you know what Cloudhand's talking about? 956 00:49:53,370 --> 00:49:56,616 And what is this essence anyway, huh? 957 00:49:56,617 --> 00:49:58,349 - Essence. 958 00:49:58,350 --> 00:50:00,929 Something that's there but you can't see it, 959 00:50:00,930 --> 00:50:03,603 touch it, so how do you grasp it? 960 00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:06,129 One thing's for sure. 961 00:50:06,130 --> 00:50:08,760 - Today I'm gonna make the best noodles ever. 962 00:50:19,295 --> 00:50:20,795 - Woo hoo hoo hoo! 963 00:50:29,536 --> 00:50:30,603 That's it, Hoffin. 964 00:50:30,604 --> 00:50:31,869 It's just like Cloudhand's dough! 965 00:50:31,870 --> 00:50:32,870 - Oh yeah! 966 00:50:34,301 --> 00:50:35,539 - Cloudhand, are my noodles ready? 967 00:50:35,540 --> 00:50:36,373 Hurry up, man! 968 00:50:36,374 --> 00:50:38,023 - Here you go. 969 00:50:40,220 --> 00:50:41,439 Bon appetit. 970 00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:43,759 - Coming through, coming through! 971 00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:44,760 - Hey! 972 00:50:51,550 --> 00:50:54,366 - Hey, you got an apprentice, Cloudhand? 973 00:51:14,459 --> 00:51:15,459 - Oh! 974 00:51:17,850 --> 00:51:19,779 - The customers will decide whose taste best. 975 00:51:19,780 --> 00:51:21,530 The champion's or the challenger's. 976 00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:23,800 - Sure thing, kid. 977 00:51:26,100 --> 00:51:27,969 - Smells like a winner. 978 00:51:27,970 --> 00:51:28,970 Here they come. 979 00:51:32,750 --> 00:51:34,049 Dig in, everyone. 980 00:51:34,050 --> 00:51:35,543 - Hey, take it easy there. 981 00:51:52,810 --> 00:51:54,649 - Well I would say as a gourmet 982 00:51:54,650 --> 00:51:57,819 who's eaten all over the world that, uh. 983 00:51:57,820 --> 00:51:58,933 - Come on, Rascal. 984 00:52:00,542 --> 00:52:02,409 - It's perfect! 985 00:52:02,410 --> 00:52:03,630 - Oh, hooray! 986 00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:07,867 Pig: Hey, I want some more! 987 00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:10,913 Pig Two: Leave me some! 988 00:52:11,746 --> 00:52:12,580 - I'm glad you like 'em. 989 00:52:12,581 --> 00:52:13,830 I'll bring out some more. 990 00:52:15,210 --> 00:52:16,609 - Yeah, very nice. 991 00:52:16,610 --> 00:52:19,209 But a little chewier would be better. 992 00:52:19,210 --> 00:52:20,563 - Not chewy enough. 993 00:52:21,669 --> 00:52:22,739 - Not chewy, Hoff. 994 00:52:22,740 --> 00:52:23,979 I felt the same way. 995 00:52:23,980 --> 00:52:24,980 - Rascal! 996 00:52:26,290 --> 00:52:28,357 - Hold on and let me try 'em. 997 00:52:31,070 --> 00:52:32,929 Not bad, Hoffin, not bad. 998 00:52:32,930 --> 00:52:34,766 Your noodles taste great 999 00:52:34,767 --> 00:52:36,663 but you could still do better I think. 1000 00:52:38,830 --> 00:52:40,279 - What is missing? 1001 00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:42,339 I did exactly what you did, Cloudhand, 1002 00:52:42,340 --> 00:52:44,109 step by step. 1003 00:52:44,110 --> 00:52:46,159 Did I overlook something along the way? 1004 00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:47,713 How is that possible? 1005 00:52:49,410 --> 00:52:51,099 - You didn't forget a single thing. 1006 00:52:51,100 --> 00:52:52,879 Each step was just fine 1007 00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:54,939 but where your hand and eye are perfect, 1008 00:52:54,940 --> 00:52:57,009 there the mind must follow suit. 1009 00:52:57,010 --> 00:52:59,119 - Are you talking about essence again? 1010 00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:02,137 - Yes, your faults are bound to the food you make 1011 00:53:02,138 --> 00:53:03,809 and what's more, the quality of those thoughts 1012 00:53:03,810 --> 00:53:06,729 will be felt by all who taste your creation. 1013 00:53:06,730 --> 00:53:09,369 You must first free your mind from all burdens 1014 00:53:09,370 --> 00:53:10,583 and then create. 1015 00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:13,912 - Slow down, son. 1016 00:53:13,913 --> 00:53:15,475 There's plenty more. 1017 00:53:15,476 --> 00:53:19,261 - Oh mom, tell me why your noodles are so delicious. 1018 00:53:19,262 --> 00:53:22,099 - 'Cause I'm filled with love when I make them 1019 00:53:22,100 --> 00:53:24,133 and I bet you can feel that love too. 1020 00:53:25,304 --> 00:53:26,304 - Oh. 1021 00:53:27,137 --> 00:53:29,003 Oh, now I get it. 1022 00:53:36,060 --> 00:53:37,899 - Wow, a shooting star! 1023 00:53:37,900 --> 00:53:38,900 Make a wish! 1024 00:53:39,723 --> 00:53:41,209 My wish is for great food everyday 1025 00:53:41,210 --> 00:53:42,746 and for the kitchen god's happiness 1026 00:53:42,747 --> 00:53:44,699 and to crack walnuts without injury 1027 00:53:44,700 --> 00:53:46,459 and for Hoffin to crush Razorback 1028 00:53:46,460 --> 00:53:48,807 like a bug that's all, that's all... 1029 00:53:50,483 --> 00:53:51,316 - I wish to defeat Nian 1030 00:53:51,317 --> 00:53:53,343 and save my mom and dad. 1031 00:53:55,100 --> 00:53:57,019 - Tell me, Hoffin, what did you wish for? 1032 00:53:57,020 --> 00:53:59,073 - I'm not supposed to tell, Rascal. 1033 00:54:02,610 --> 00:54:03,963 I'm going to bed. 1034 00:54:08,500 --> 00:54:10,909 - I hope he'll be ready for action again tomorrow. 1035 00:54:10,910 --> 00:54:12,069 - Be in no doubt. 1036 00:54:12,070 --> 00:54:15,267 Tomorrow's fight will be extremely tough for Hoffin. 1037 00:54:17,780 --> 00:54:20,259 He will only gain a victory if he is at last 1038 00:54:20,260 --> 00:54:23,619 able to harness the mental power of Tai Chi. 1039 00:54:23,620 --> 00:54:24,909 - Oh just look at you. 1040 00:54:24,910 --> 00:54:26,973 Both: You look awesome. 1041 00:54:37,570 --> 00:54:39,479 - Mr. Razorback, you look fabulous. 1042 00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:40,619 You're a born winner. 1043 00:54:40,620 --> 00:54:41,833 No one could beat you. 1044 00:54:46,750 --> 00:54:48,689 If I didn't know you better, I'd think you 1045 00:54:48,690 --> 00:54:50,079 were the emperor himself. 1046 00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:51,449 You ride with the gods. 1047 00:54:51,450 --> 00:54:54,596 Hoffin is really in for it today. 1048 00:54:54,597 --> 00:54:55,719 - Yeah, he's in for it. 1049 00:54:55,720 --> 00:54:57,179 - Magnificent. 1050 00:54:57,180 --> 00:54:59,831 Razorback: Why don't you two shut up? 1051 00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:03,689 - A hulking body but not a brain in his head. 1052 00:55:03,690 --> 00:55:04,647 Leave the thinking to me 1053 00:55:04,648 --> 00:55:07,447 and we'll just leave the two of them to kill each other. 1054 00:55:08,750 --> 00:55:10,891 - You're just so smart. 1055 00:55:15,993 --> 00:55:18,179 - Hoffin, here on the Great Wall 1056 00:55:18,180 --> 00:55:20,009 among the mountains, do you realize 1057 00:55:20,010 --> 00:55:22,439 just how tiny we really are? 1058 00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:24,003 Meditate on this truth. 1059 00:55:24,890 --> 00:55:26,799 View the vastness of heaven and earth 1060 00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:28,673 and become one with all you see. 1061 00:55:39,042 --> 00:55:40,172 - Look, there they are. 1062 00:55:40,173 --> 00:55:43,283 I thought surely you'd chicken out, wonder boy. 1063 00:55:45,010 --> 00:55:46,389 So let's welcome... 1064 00:55:46,390 --> 00:55:47,270 - The undefeated... 1065 00:55:47,271 --> 00:55:51,699 Both: Tower of a pig, the fabulous Mr. Razorback. 1066 00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:56,809 - Well today I'm gonna teach you guys a lesson 1067 00:55:56,810 --> 00:55:58,763 you'll never ever forget. 1068 00:56:01,505 --> 00:56:02,491 Ha! 1069 00:56:02,491 --> 00:56:03,324 - You cocky little punk! 1070 00:56:03,325 --> 00:56:04,699 You got a big mouth. 1071 00:56:04,700 --> 00:56:06,329 Now come here. 1072 00:56:06,330 --> 00:56:10,171 I'm gonna teach you some respect for your elders, boy. 1073 00:56:10,172 --> 00:56:11,199 Longmouth! 1074 00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:12,033 - Yeah, Mr. Razorback. 1075 00:56:12,034 --> 00:56:14,159 Do it, get him with some lightning blows! 1076 00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:15,510 Do it for good old Hogwild! 1077 00:56:16,510 --> 00:56:17,879 - Yeah, crush him! 1078 00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:19,333 Then we can all go home! 1079 00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:21,969 - What? 1080 00:56:21,970 --> 00:56:22,803 Imbecile. 1081 00:56:22,804 --> 00:56:25,779 If you'd kept quiet nobody would know you're so dumb. 1082 00:56:25,780 --> 00:56:27,250 - Hoffin, be careful. 1083 00:56:27,251 --> 00:56:29,629 - Hey big brother, show 'em who's boss around here. 1084 00:56:29,630 --> 00:56:30,630 - Look out, kid! 1085 00:56:31,603 --> 00:56:32,791 - Ya! 1086 00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:48,080 My hand! 1087 00:56:49,900 --> 00:56:51,339 - What's wrong with Hoffin? 1088 00:56:51,340 --> 00:56:53,029 He knows he'll never be able to throw a punch 1089 00:56:53,030 --> 00:56:54,813 with Razorback's power. 1090 00:56:55,646 --> 00:56:56,479 - That fool kid. 1091 00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:58,649 He's totally forgotten their last meeting. 1092 00:56:58,650 --> 00:57:00,689 - And my brother gave you a break, kid. 1093 00:57:00,690 --> 00:57:03,079 Otherwise, you'd have fainted from the pain. 1094 00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:06,339 - Hey kid, you appear to have made some real progress 1095 00:57:06,340 --> 00:57:07,340 in a month. 1096 00:57:08,310 --> 00:57:10,129 But not nearly enough! 1097 00:57:10,130 --> 00:57:12,719 - Oh, you think you're as tough as nails 1098 00:57:12,720 --> 00:57:16,069 but softness can overcome hardness. 1099 00:57:16,070 --> 00:57:19,573 Master, now I am ready. 1100 00:57:25,529 --> 00:57:26,909 - Wow! 1101 00:57:26,910 --> 00:57:29,669 - So, the old Cloudhand routine. 1102 00:57:29,670 --> 00:57:31,689 Very impressive. 1103 00:57:31,690 --> 00:57:33,083 Brace yourself, kid! 1104 00:57:35,415 --> 00:57:38,258 And this time I won't be going easy on you! 1105 00:57:38,259 --> 00:57:39,543 Get this! 1106 00:57:51,670 --> 00:57:53,389 - Hey Hoffin, great job. 1107 00:57:53,390 --> 00:57:54,619 - Mm-hmm. 1108 00:57:54,620 --> 00:57:56,929 - Hey, just how did he do that? 1109 00:57:56,930 --> 00:57:59,399 - That move wasn't bad kid 1110 00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:01,909 but all the fancy footwork in the world 1111 00:58:01,910 --> 00:58:04,663 won't save you from my next blow. 1112 00:58:10,344 --> 00:58:12,196 - Oh boy, that guy's a killer. 1113 00:58:12,197 --> 00:58:13,548 One good punch and Hoffin 1114 00:58:13,549 --> 00:58:16,299 might never get back on his feet. 1115 00:58:21,988 --> 00:58:22,821 Hoffin! 1116 00:58:22,822 --> 00:58:25,443 - You can only get this kind of training in actual battle. 1117 00:58:27,170 --> 00:58:28,329 - Get up, Hoffin. 1118 00:58:28,330 --> 00:58:30,589 Why don't you get up and teach us all a lesson. 1119 00:58:30,590 --> 00:58:32,293 Just look at him. 1120 00:58:32,294 --> 00:58:35,009 He's not so Mr. Cocksure now, is he? 1121 00:58:35,010 --> 00:58:36,803 - Get up, you little coward! 1122 00:58:40,630 --> 00:58:43,469 Look kid, you're no slouch. 1123 00:58:43,470 --> 00:58:45,299 I'll say that for you. 1124 00:58:45,300 --> 00:58:49,859 So if you apologize now I might be willing to spare you. 1125 00:58:49,860 --> 00:58:54,364 - No way, Razorback, and I'll still find a way to beat you. 1126 00:58:54,365 --> 00:58:55,198 - What? 1127 00:58:55,198 --> 00:58:56,198 What did you say? 1128 00:58:57,192 --> 00:58:58,679 The nerve of this kid is beyond belief. 1129 00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:01,128 I need to straighten you out right now. 1130 00:59:04,420 --> 00:59:07,449 Let's see how much you can take. 1131 00:59:07,450 --> 00:59:10,519 - Hoffin's great but he's no Tai Chi wizard yet. 1132 00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:12,789 He can't defect all those powerful jabs. 1133 00:59:12,790 --> 00:59:15,193 Hey Cloudhand, you gotta do something! 1134 00:59:16,540 --> 00:59:18,273 - Make yourself part of him. 1135 00:59:19,535 --> 00:59:21,709 Rascal: He meant something that might work. 1136 00:59:21,710 --> 00:59:23,699 - Link your strength to your will. 1137 00:59:23,700 --> 00:59:25,021 - Master? 1138 00:59:25,022 --> 00:59:27,269 - Internalize the infinite and be one with it. 1139 00:59:27,270 --> 00:59:29,793 So embrace Tai Chi with a pure mind. 1140 00:59:31,835 --> 00:59:34,399 Only when your mind, body and spirit 1141 00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:37,019 are calm and focused can you really and truly 1142 00:59:37,020 --> 00:59:39,073 understand the magic of the circle. 1143 00:59:40,250 --> 00:59:42,929 Tai Chi doesn't emphasize styles often 1144 00:59:42,930 --> 00:59:45,709 so you can forget the idea of styles completely. 1145 00:59:45,710 --> 00:59:48,311 Just do Tai Chi, okay? 1146 00:59:48,312 --> 00:59:49,422 - Right. 1147 00:59:53,793 --> 00:59:55,469 Rascal: Come on, Hoffin! 1148 00:59:55,470 --> 00:59:56,303 - Oh no. 1149 00:59:56,304 --> 00:59:58,233 We can't let him win, can we? 1150 00:59:58,234 --> 00:59:59,339 - I don't know. 1151 00:59:59,340 --> 01:00:00,739 - This isn't happening! 1152 01:00:00,740 --> 01:00:02,973 No one's held me off like this before! 1153 01:00:17,630 --> 01:00:20,244 - Yeah, you got him, Hoffin! 1154 01:00:20,245 --> 01:00:22,570 - Hey, there's no way you're gonna get out of here! 1155 01:00:22,571 --> 01:00:24,169 Charge! 1156 01:00:24,170 --> 01:00:25,807 - Hiya! 1157 01:00:29,234 --> 01:00:30,501 Hold on! 1158 01:00:30,502 --> 01:00:32,419 - Don't let go, please! 1159 01:00:34,644 --> 01:00:35,644 - Hogwild! 1160 01:00:39,031 --> 01:00:40,809 Little brother, little brother. 1161 01:00:40,810 --> 01:00:43,399 You okay, little brother? 1162 01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:45,526 - I'm alright, Hoffin saved me. 1163 01:00:45,527 --> 01:00:47,239 I'm in his debt now. 1164 01:00:47,240 --> 01:00:50,009 - An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind. 1165 01:00:50,010 --> 01:00:52,409 We should all live and let live. 1166 01:00:52,410 --> 01:00:53,879 - Those weasels are the ones 1167 01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:57,049 who thought this whole thing up to hurt Hoffin. 1168 01:00:57,050 --> 01:00:58,669 - That's our queue, come on. 1169 01:00:58,670 --> 01:01:01,429 - As I've said many times before, life is a mirror. 1170 01:01:01,430 --> 01:01:03,799 Smile into it and it will smile back. 1171 01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:06,159 Life is too short for selfish plotting 1172 01:01:06,160 --> 01:01:08,103 and scheming against each other. 1173 01:01:09,980 --> 01:01:11,330 Both: Please forgive us. 1174 01:01:16,113 --> 01:01:18,729 - Hoffin, now that you can perform Tai Chi 1175 01:01:18,730 --> 01:01:21,829 with a rightful mind, I have nothing more to teach you. 1176 01:01:21,830 --> 01:01:24,659 There's only one thing you need to keep in mind 1177 01:01:24,660 --> 01:01:26,129 and it is this. 1178 01:01:26,130 --> 01:01:28,029 - Let me guess, life is a mirror. 1179 01:01:28,030 --> 01:01:30,633 You smile into it, yatta yatta yatta. 1180 01:01:30,634 --> 01:01:32,779 Master, you've said it a thousand times. 1181 01:01:32,780 --> 01:01:34,573 - You're fed up with it, are you? 1182 01:01:36,060 --> 01:01:38,966 Well now, you'll never hear it again. 1183 01:01:38,967 --> 01:01:41,173 - Master, here I come! 1184 01:01:44,880 --> 01:01:45,880 - Come on. 1185 01:01:48,257 --> 01:01:49,257 Come on. 1186 01:01:52,372 --> 01:01:53,360 There's my boy. 1187 01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:54,360 Now take care. 1188 01:01:56,035 --> 01:01:57,035 - Okay, master. 1189 01:01:58,260 --> 01:01:59,260 I'll be seeing you. 1190 01:02:01,177 --> 01:02:02,510 Goodbye, master. 1191 01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:14,218 - Goodbye Hoffin. 1192 01:02:14,219 --> 01:02:15,386 And good luck. 1193 01:02:17,995 --> 01:02:19,578 - Farewell, master! 1194 01:02:20,535 --> 01:02:22,535 - Safe journey, goodbye! 1195 01:02:23,556 --> 01:02:24,556 Bye now! 1196 01:02:25,644 --> 01:02:26,644 See ya, bye! 1197 01:02:35,190 --> 01:02:37,459 - So Rascal, do you think I'm ready now 1198 01:02:37,460 --> 01:02:38,460 to take on Nian? 1199 01:02:39,530 --> 01:02:40,829 - Not again. 1200 01:02:40,830 --> 01:02:42,399 Kitchen god said you won't be ready 1201 01:02:42,400 --> 01:02:44,229 to face Nian and rescue your parents 1202 01:02:44,230 --> 01:02:46,779 until you find all the 12 sacred animals. 1203 01:02:46,780 --> 01:02:50,160 Face it, you're nowhere near a match for him yet, Hoffin. 1204 01:02:53,237 --> 01:02:54,487 - You're such a know-all. 1205 01:03:39,700 --> 01:03:40,703 - Who's there? 1206 01:03:42,300 --> 01:03:44,873 No one may enter this place without permission. 1207 01:03:49,830 --> 01:03:53,199 Intruder, show yourself or I will deal harshly with you 1208 01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:54,639 when I find you! 1209 01:03:54,640 --> 01:03:56,169 - I've heard there's hidden treasure 1210 01:03:56,170 --> 01:03:57,619 under the red moon spring. 1211 01:03:57,620 --> 01:03:59,420 I've just come to have a look at it. 1212 01:04:00,900 --> 01:04:02,428 - Ha! 1213 01:04:02,429 --> 01:04:03,739 The grassland pearl is a sacred jewel 1214 01:04:03,740 --> 01:04:05,729 and I am responsible for keeping guard 1215 01:04:05,730 --> 01:04:07,139 over its resting place. 1216 01:04:07,140 --> 01:04:10,053 I do not believe that you'd come here just to look. 1217 01:04:11,223 --> 01:04:13,063 - Huh, what if I am here to get it? 1218 01:04:18,865 --> 01:04:23,865 Horse Voiceover: Where is he? 1219 01:04:33,630 --> 01:04:34,630 - Huh? 1220 01:04:35,305 --> 01:04:36,305 What? 1221 01:04:38,459 --> 01:04:39,459 Come out! 1222 01:04:42,584 --> 01:04:43,584 - Hiya! 1223 01:04:46,010 --> 01:04:47,010 - Whoa! 1224 01:04:49,154 --> 01:04:50,154 Huh? 1225 01:04:55,520 --> 01:04:56,999 Thief, you've been injured. 1226 01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:58,679 You better show yourself. 1227 01:05:02,059 --> 01:05:03,476 Why can't I move? 1228 01:05:05,010 --> 01:05:07,679 If you dare lay a hand on the grassland pearl, 1229 01:05:07,680 --> 01:05:09,508 I will destroy you! 1230 01:05:11,740 --> 01:05:12,740 Stop! 1231 01:05:13,447 --> 01:05:14,479 If the pearl leaves the spring, this place 1232 01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:15,919 will become a barren desert! 1233 01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:16,943 Don't touch it! 1234 01:05:54,195 --> 01:05:58,154 - Ah, the grassland pearl! 1235 01:05:58,155 --> 01:05:59,322 It's all mine! 1236 01:06:11,140 --> 01:06:13,659 I've got to get out of here! 1237 01:06:13,660 --> 01:06:14,660 What's going on? 1238 01:06:23,360 --> 01:06:24,863 - The grassland pearl. 1239 01:06:27,410 --> 01:06:29,789 - My lord, I am here to perform your task. 1240 01:06:29,790 --> 01:06:32,829 - Go to the northwest to see what just happened there. 1241 01:06:32,830 --> 01:06:33,830 - Yes my lord. 1242 01:06:36,155 --> 01:06:37,669 - The grassland pearl. 1243 01:06:37,670 --> 01:06:40,329 I have dreamt of it for a long time 1244 01:06:40,330 --> 01:06:42,999 and now that I'm free, it shall be mine. 1245 01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:44,659 - If I may ask, my lord, 1246 01:06:44,660 --> 01:06:46,979 what's special about this pearl? 1247 01:06:46,980 --> 01:06:49,999 - The grassland pearl radiates powerful energy. 1248 01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:52,399 Once I possess its power, I will be free 1249 01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:55,867 to come and go by day or by night as I please. 1250 01:06:58,358 --> 01:07:01,359 - I understand, my lord, I won't fail you. 1251 01:07:01,360 --> 01:07:03,889 - If you mess this one up, I will grind you 1252 01:07:03,890 --> 01:07:05,829 into crow pudding! 1253 01:07:05,830 --> 01:07:08,330 - Pudding, right my lord. 1254 01:07:12,090 --> 01:07:13,489 Horse Voiceover: Oh! 1255 01:07:13,490 --> 01:07:17,839 Red moon spring is gone, turned to arid wasteland. 1256 01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:20,199 I must get the grassland pearl back, 1257 01:07:20,200 --> 01:07:21,803 whatever the cost. 1258 01:07:34,250 --> 01:07:36,339 - Bigeye, how many times have I told you 1259 01:07:36,340 --> 01:07:38,053 never to walk in front of me, huh? 1260 01:07:39,817 --> 01:07:40,869 - Only three times. 1261 01:07:40,870 --> 01:07:41,860 - And you're not getting any 1262 01:07:41,861 --> 01:07:43,880 of those sweet potatoes I've got either. 1263 01:07:43,881 --> 01:07:45,299 - But why not? 1264 01:07:45,300 --> 01:07:47,950 - 'Cause they make your stomach go off like a rocket. 1265 01:07:48,948 --> 01:07:49,948 - Hey, what the? 1266 01:07:50,739 --> 01:07:53,039 - What are you two idiots doing here? 1267 01:07:53,040 --> 01:07:55,426 - Mr. Enforcer, we chased the kid here 1268 01:07:55,427 --> 01:07:57,639 and it wasn't easy, I can tell you. 1269 01:07:57,640 --> 01:07:59,379 - Well never mind him now. 1270 01:07:59,380 --> 01:08:03,149 I need you both to help me locate a particular treasure. 1271 01:08:03,150 --> 01:08:04,193 - A treasure? 1272 01:08:16,900 --> 01:08:18,339 - What time is it now, Rascal? 1273 01:08:18,340 --> 01:08:19,863 I'm getting pretty hungry. 1274 01:08:20,746 --> 01:08:21,889 - I have no idea. 1275 01:08:21,890 --> 01:08:23,980 I only know that it's not lunch time. 1276 01:08:25,280 --> 01:08:26,280 - Huh? 1277 01:08:30,780 --> 01:08:32,219 Am I still asleep? 1278 01:08:32,220 --> 01:08:34,433 Oh no, this is for real! 1279 01:08:37,274 --> 01:08:40,691 Rascal, wake up, we're in trouble, quick! 1280 01:08:44,307 --> 01:08:46,229 - A sandstorm, what are we gonna do? 1281 01:08:46,230 --> 01:08:48,286 Hoffin: I don't know! 1282 01:08:53,553 --> 01:08:54,952 - We're so gonna die here! 1283 01:08:54,953 --> 01:08:58,291 There's so much food I haven't tried! 1284 01:08:58,292 --> 01:08:59,792 - Rascal, hold on! 1285 01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:13,303 Wow, where are we? 1286 01:09:14,302 --> 01:09:16,099 - We're in the desert which is weird 1287 01:09:16,100 --> 01:09:18,693 because before the sandstorm, there was no desert. 1288 01:09:21,640 --> 01:09:23,452 - Hey, where's Mr. Teapot? 1289 01:09:23,453 --> 01:09:25,420 - Mr. Teapot, where are you? 1290 01:09:25,421 --> 01:09:27,409 Mr. Teapot, where are you? 1291 01:09:27,410 --> 01:09:28,473 Please, Mr. Teapot. 1292 01:09:29,546 --> 01:09:31,019 Mr. Teapot, are you here? 1293 01:09:31,020 --> 01:09:33,160 Will you come out, Mr. Teapot? 1294 01:09:35,258 --> 01:09:37,023 We can't leave here without him! 1295 01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:40,394 - Rascal, we've got to travel on foot 1296 01:09:40,395 --> 01:09:41,228 and look for food. 1297 01:09:41,229 --> 01:09:42,329 - Let's go now. 1298 01:09:42,330 --> 01:09:43,999 I don't wanna die in the desert! 1299 01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:45,339 And what if we can't find water 1300 01:09:45,340 --> 01:09:46,879 before we run out of steam? 1301 01:09:46,880 --> 01:09:48,773 We'll be a vulture buffet. 1302 01:09:50,790 --> 01:09:53,363 - Right, so we gotta find a way out. 1303 01:09:54,518 --> 01:09:55,497 Rascal: Hoffin, how much longer 1304 01:09:55,498 --> 01:09:57,093 before we can leave the desert? 1305 01:09:59,499 --> 01:10:01,299 Hoffin: I don't know, but let's follow the sun 1306 01:10:01,300 --> 01:10:02,883 and make it our guide for now. 1307 01:10:06,372 --> 01:10:07,205 - Huh? 1308 01:10:07,206 --> 01:10:09,699 What's this, the horse was telling the truth! 1309 01:10:09,700 --> 01:10:11,016 Take away the grassland pearl 1310 01:10:11,017 --> 01:10:13,583 and the grassland turns to dust. 1311 01:10:14,670 --> 01:10:17,379 Which proves the great value of this uncommon gem. 1312 01:10:17,380 --> 01:10:20,003 It's worth all the hardship I've just suffered. 1313 01:10:24,690 --> 01:10:27,483 I'm so tired, where does this desert end? 1314 01:10:30,350 --> 01:10:33,213 Oh no, there's no water left. 1315 01:10:36,374 --> 01:10:37,263 I must find water. 1316 01:10:37,264 --> 01:10:41,063 I'll be no use being a pearl swiping dead lizard. 1317 01:10:44,741 --> 01:10:45,741 - I'm hot! 1318 01:10:50,436 --> 01:10:53,069 - I'm bushed, where's Mr. Enforcer? 1319 01:10:53,070 --> 01:10:54,363 - Maybe he got lost. 1320 01:10:55,236 --> 01:10:56,374 I wonder. 1321 01:10:56,375 --> 01:10:57,208 Ah! 1322 01:10:57,209 --> 01:10:58,469 Bigeye: What's that? 1323 01:10:58,470 --> 01:10:59,303 - Take it! 1324 01:10:59,304 --> 01:11:01,711 - But it's not raining, Mr. Enforcer. 1325 01:11:01,712 --> 01:11:03,175 - Shut up! 1326 01:11:03,176 --> 01:11:04,009 Moron. 1327 01:11:04,010 --> 01:11:06,163 If Mr. Enforcer says take it, we take it. 1328 01:11:09,060 --> 01:11:12,279 Mr. Enforcer, what exactly is this for? 1329 01:11:12,280 --> 01:11:15,149 - Well you two snails walk much too slow. 1330 01:11:15,150 --> 01:11:16,909 Just hold on to this umbrella 1331 01:11:16,910 --> 01:11:18,569 and I'll float you along. 1332 01:11:18,570 --> 01:11:21,438 - Oh, okay, that's a plan, yeah. 1333 01:11:21,439 --> 01:11:23,329 What, what are you doing? 1334 01:11:23,330 --> 01:11:24,659 - I won't ever let go. 1335 01:11:24,660 --> 01:11:25,893 Even if we die. 1336 01:11:28,530 --> 01:11:31,786 - Oh boy, we're flying! 1337 01:11:31,787 --> 01:11:33,787 Bigeye: We're flying! 1338 01:11:39,345 --> 01:11:40,699 - I'm not good with heights. 1339 01:11:40,700 --> 01:11:43,149 I have a heart condition. 1340 01:11:43,150 --> 01:11:45,649 - Hey Longmouth, I like this flying. 1341 01:11:45,650 --> 01:11:46,862 - Cut the jabber. 1342 01:11:46,863 --> 01:11:49,703 Head northwest and bring me the grassland pearl. 1343 01:11:50,879 --> 01:11:52,579 Both: Sure thing, Mr. Enforcer. 1344 01:11:54,160 --> 01:11:55,866 - If you come back without that jewel, 1345 01:11:55,867 --> 01:11:58,710 Lord Nian will take your eyes out instead. 1346 01:12:02,530 --> 01:12:06,931 - Longmouth, you gotta let me get on top right now! 1347 01:12:06,932 --> 01:12:08,515 - I can't, I can't! 1348 01:12:12,030 --> 01:12:13,683 - The winds died down, Longmouth. 1349 01:12:15,931 --> 01:12:17,639 It's just no fun anymore. 1350 01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:18,919 - Huh? 1351 01:12:18,920 --> 01:12:19,920 What the? 1352 01:12:21,380 --> 01:12:23,879 Oh no, oh no, it's a sandstorm! 1353 01:12:23,880 --> 01:12:25,483 Bigeye, we're finished! 1354 01:12:26,600 --> 01:12:28,149 - Oh, a sandstorm. 1355 01:12:28,150 --> 01:12:30,850 Wow, I've never seen a sandstorm. 1356 01:12:30,851 --> 01:12:31,934 What a blast. 1357 01:12:35,289 --> 01:12:37,289 - We're dead, you moron! 1358 01:12:45,667 --> 01:12:47,449 - Hoffin, the winds are so strong, 1359 01:12:47,450 --> 01:12:49,400 I can't go any further. 1360 01:12:50,540 --> 01:12:53,103 - Hang on in there, Rascal, come on! 1361 01:12:55,350 --> 01:12:56,959 Wow! 1362 01:12:56,960 --> 01:12:58,539 - My mouth is full of sand. 1363 01:12:58,540 --> 01:13:00,047 I hate the desert. 1364 01:13:01,239 --> 01:13:03,103 Is that shelter ahead? 1365 01:13:06,070 --> 01:13:09,053 Hoffin: Yeah, but it looks like a ghost town. 1366 01:13:19,709 --> 01:13:22,208 - They must have water. 1367 01:13:22,209 --> 01:13:23,849 Rascal: What kind of a hideous place is this? 1368 01:13:23,850 --> 01:13:25,529 It gives me the heebie jeebies. 1369 01:13:25,530 --> 01:13:26,797 Let's keep moving, huh? 1370 01:13:35,550 --> 01:13:37,153 There's no path from here. 1371 01:13:43,062 --> 01:13:44,719 - Oh, what happened to him? 1372 01:13:44,720 --> 01:13:46,096 Is he, do you think that... 1373 01:13:46,097 --> 01:13:47,909 - No, he must have run out of water 1374 01:13:47,910 --> 01:13:49,253 and fainted with the heat. 1375 01:13:52,270 --> 01:13:54,749 Oh, I think I saw him move. 1376 01:13:54,750 --> 01:13:56,400 Are my eyes playing tricks on me? 1377 01:13:59,160 --> 01:14:01,193 Hoffin: Here, let's give him some water. 1378 01:14:02,873 --> 01:14:05,339 - Oh, hey, you can't give him all our water. 1379 01:14:05,340 --> 01:14:06,793 We need it too, you know. 1380 01:14:08,690 --> 01:14:09,899 Let's go, Hoffin. 1381 01:14:09,900 --> 01:14:11,499 We need to hit the road now. 1382 01:14:11,500 --> 01:14:13,199 - But he'll die if we just leave him. 1383 01:14:13,200 --> 01:14:15,660 - We have to find your teachers, Hoffin. 1384 01:14:16,650 --> 01:14:17,669 - Huh? 1385 01:14:17,670 --> 01:14:19,933 Who are you guys and what are you up to? 1386 01:14:22,005 --> 01:14:23,079 - What are we up to? 1387 01:14:23,080 --> 01:14:25,269 Maybe we should be asking you that question. 1388 01:14:25,270 --> 01:14:27,599 We're the ones that gave you water and saved your life. 1389 01:14:27,600 --> 01:14:29,879 That's all, ingrate. 1390 01:14:29,880 --> 01:14:30,929 - My name's Hoffin. 1391 01:14:30,930 --> 01:14:32,049 This is Rascal. 1392 01:14:32,050 --> 01:14:34,379 We're certainly not robbers. 1393 01:14:34,380 --> 01:14:35,922 - Thank you, my two heroes, but what 1394 01:14:35,923 --> 01:14:38,489 are you doing in this desolate place? 1395 01:14:38,490 --> 01:14:40,739 - I don't know, why not ask him? 1396 01:14:40,740 --> 01:14:42,789 - Hey, I could go around pointing fingers 1397 01:14:42,790 --> 01:14:43,829 if I wanted to. 1398 01:14:43,830 --> 01:14:45,649 - And you, how did you get here? 1399 01:14:45,650 --> 01:14:47,879 You were injured, weren't you? 1400 01:14:47,880 --> 01:14:50,229 - They call me Shifty Bushranger. 1401 01:14:50,230 --> 01:14:51,929 I trade in medicines but a band 1402 01:14:51,930 --> 01:14:54,629 of robbers just grabbed me, stole all my stock, 1403 01:14:54,630 --> 01:14:56,353 and beat me with no mercy. 1404 01:14:58,240 --> 01:15:00,139 - I don't believe you. 1405 01:15:00,140 --> 01:15:01,379 - Which way did they go? 1406 01:15:01,380 --> 01:15:03,159 We can still catch them. 1407 01:15:03,160 --> 01:15:05,069 - They're too far away now. 1408 01:15:05,070 --> 01:15:07,019 Forget it, they're long gone. 1409 01:15:07,020 --> 01:15:09,049 I'm just so glad to be alive. 1410 01:15:09,050 --> 01:15:10,929 Thank you for your kindnesses. 1411 01:15:10,930 --> 01:15:13,109 - It was no trouble, none at all. 1412 01:15:13,110 --> 01:15:14,419 - So where are you going now? 1413 01:15:14,420 --> 01:15:16,359 - I will try and get past the desert 1414 01:15:16,360 --> 01:15:18,999 and connect with family on the other side 1415 01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:21,679 but I fear more robbers are lurking about. 1416 01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:23,969 - Don't worry, no one will dare hurt you 1417 01:15:23,970 --> 01:15:25,199 while I'm here. 1418 01:15:25,200 --> 01:15:28,453 - Oh my, you're such a dear boy, thank you. 1419 01:15:28,454 --> 01:15:31,109 Rascal: Hoffin, a word with you please. 1420 01:15:31,110 --> 01:15:32,393 - What is it, Rascal? 1421 01:15:33,260 --> 01:15:35,839 - Are you really thinking of helping this guy? 1422 01:15:35,840 --> 01:15:38,449 - Sure, you can see he's been robbed 1423 01:15:38,450 --> 01:15:40,806 and injured, we can't just leave him here. 1424 01:15:40,807 --> 01:15:42,609 - But I think he's lying. 1425 01:15:42,610 --> 01:15:44,329 If he was just beaten, then why 1426 01:15:44,330 --> 01:15:46,228 is he covered in old scars? 1427 01:15:46,229 --> 01:15:47,830 - Hello? 1428 01:15:47,831 --> 01:15:48,664 - Hoffin. 1429 01:15:48,665 --> 01:15:50,429 - Have you seen him do anything rotten? 1430 01:15:50,430 --> 01:15:52,283 How do you know he's a bad guy? 1431 01:15:53,260 --> 01:15:54,260 - Oh, well. 1432 01:15:55,540 --> 01:15:56,763 Rascal: Hoffin, wait. 1433 01:15:56,764 --> 01:15:59,269 - So Hoffin, where are you two headed? 1434 01:15:59,270 --> 01:16:01,269 - Actually, we're a bit lost. 1435 01:16:01,270 --> 01:16:03,549 - Oh, I know the way from here. 1436 01:16:03,550 --> 01:16:05,229 I travel this route often. 1437 01:16:05,230 --> 01:16:07,249 We can walk together from here. 1438 01:16:07,250 --> 01:16:09,179 That is, if you trust me. 1439 01:16:09,180 --> 01:16:11,189 - That's great news, just what we need. 1440 01:16:11,190 --> 01:16:12,379 Lead the way. 1441 01:16:12,380 --> 01:16:14,559 Rascal, let's go with Mr. Bushranger. 1442 01:16:14,560 --> 01:16:17,139 He'll get us out of this death trap. 1443 01:16:17,140 --> 01:16:18,939 - You'd best be on your way, then. 1444 01:16:18,940 --> 01:16:21,379 I'm tired and I'm gonna get some rest. 1445 01:16:21,380 --> 01:16:23,239 - You really don't wanna come? 1446 01:16:23,240 --> 01:16:24,073 I'm leaving. 1447 01:16:24,074 --> 01:16:25,839 - Well I'm staying. 1448 01:16:25,840 --> 01:16:28,360 - He's not coming, let's go. 1449 01:16:28,361 --> 01:16:29,361 - Okay. 1450 01:16:33,587 --> 01:16:35,004 - Hoffin, Hoffin! 1451 01:16:35,005 --> 01:16:36,949 You blind fool! 1452 01:16:36,950 --> 01:16:39,563 Don't you come crawling back to me, do you hear me? 1453 01:16:50,194 --> 01:16:51,719 - Longmouth, Longmouth! 1454 01:16:51,720 --> 01:16:53,029 Don't die! 1455 01:16:53,030 --> 01:16:56,173 There are so many sweet potatoes left to steal. 1456 01:16:56,174 --> 01:16:59,309 - Get off my back, you stupid moron. 1457 01:16:59,310 --> 01:17:01,149 Help me up, come on. 1458 01:17:01,150 --> 01:17:02,569 - Oh, you're alright. 1459 01:17:02,570 --> 01:17:04,179 That's really great. 1460 01:17:04,180 --> 01:17:05,870 So where are we now then, huh? 1461 01:17:07,058 --> 01:17:08,929 That rotten crow always sends us 1462 01:17:08,930 --> 01:17:10,629 to these despicable outposts. 1463 01:17:10,630 --> 01:17:12,052 Do you see any treasure here? 1464 01:17:12,053 --> 01:17:14,689 I'll tell you, Bigeye, we're gonna die here 1465 01:17:14,690 --> 01:17:16,879 on some wild goose chase. 1466 01:17:16,880 --> 01:17:19,220 - Wild goose, did you say wild goose? 1467 01:17:19,221 --> 01:17:20,054 Where? 1468 01:17:20,055 --> 01:17:21,489 Where is it, show me. 1469 01:17:21,490 --> 01:17:23,123 - Okay, just be quiet. 1470 01:17:24,300 --> 01:17:25,863 - So how do we get out of here? 1471 01:17:27,348 --> 01:17:28,348 - That way. 1472 01:17:29,343 --> 01:17:31,749 - Longmouth, look, I think that big wave 1473 01:17:31,750 --> 01:17:33,170 will take us out of here. 1474 01:17:36,140 --> 01:17:38,003 - It is awfully big. 1475 01:17:38,004 --> 01:17:39,353 What the, oh no! 1476 01:17:39,354 --> 01:17:40,919 It's a big weasel-killing whirlwind 1477 01:17:40,920 --> 01:17:42,598 and it's gonna... 1478 01:17:46,926 --> 01:17:47,956 - Hoffin! 1479 01:17:47,957 --> 01:17:49,209 I wouldn't have suffered all this craziness 1480 01:17:49,210 --> 01:17:51,999 if kitchen god hadn't asked me to. 1481 01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:54,129 So where will I go now, eh? 1482 01:17:54,130 --> 01:17:57,273 Ah yeah, I'll go home, back to my fishing village. 1483 01:18:02,892 --> 01:18:04,512 No, that's the last thing I need to do right now 1484 01:18:04,513 --> 01:18:06,699 because I promised kitchen god 1485 01:18:06,700 --> 01:18:09,450 that I'd help Hoffin find all the other sacred animals. 1486 01:18:10,320 --> 01:18:11,758 I must. 1487 01:18:11,759 --> 01:18:12,769 But I could hide from the kitchen god 1488 01:18:12,770 --> 01:18:14,501 in the old neighborhood. 1489 01:18:17,087 --> 01:18:18,479 But what would he think of me 1490 01:18:18,480 --> 01:18:20,223 if he ever found out the truth? 1491 01:18:21,270 --> 01:18:25,119 - Oh Rascal, can you really be this irresponsible? 1492 01:18:25,120 --> 01:18:27,249 - No, it's Hoffin! 1493 01:18:27,250 --> 01:18:28,419 He abandoned me! 1494 01:18:28,420 --> 01:18:31,869 - He's the star child and you're a sacred animal! 1495 01:18:31,870 --> 01:18:34,649 Help him complete his kung fu training, Rascal! 1496 01:18:34,650 --> 01:18:36,213 This is your mission! 1497 01:18:37,375 --> 01:18:39,339 - But really, how sacred am I anyway? 1498 01:18:39,340 --> 01:18:41,329 I mean, when you look at the other sacred animals, 1499 01:18:41,330 --> 01:18:43,608 they're all kung fu masters, aren't they? 1500 01:18:43,609 --> 01:18:46,577 I'm just a regular rat. 1501 01:18:47,410 --> 01:18:49,889 - If you do not help the rising star god 1502 01:18:49,890 --> 01:18:51,769 to prepare for his test, Nian 1503 01:18:51,770 --> 01:18:54,349 will plunge the earth into eternal darkness 1504 01:18:54,350 --> 01:18:56,792 and wreak havoc on all living things. 1505 01:18:56,793 --> 01:18:58,652 In the end, you and only you 1506 01:18:58,653 --> 01:19:02,299 will have been responsible for this, my little friend. 1507 01:19:02,300 --> 01:19:04,349 - Me, responsible for all that? 1508 01:19:04,350 --> 01:19:06,043 - Yeah, for all that and more. 1509 01:19:06,980 --> 01:19:09,539 - Nobody understands the good I've already done. 1510 01:19:09,540 --> 01:19:11,682 Nobody begins to understand that. 1511 01:19:11,683 --> 01:19:13,839 - My friend, all the living creatures you helped 1512 01:19:13,840 --> 01:19:16,909 to save shall remember you as a glorious member 1513 01:19:16,910 --> 01:19:19,209 of the circle of 12. 1514 01:19:19,210 --> 01:19:20,239 - Whatever. 1515 01:19:20,240 --> 01:19:22,778 I won't give up on him, kitchen god. 1516 01:19:22,779 --> 01:19:25,196 I'll carry out my assignment. 1517 01:19:26,698 --> 01:19:29,948 Hoffin, you owe me, just remember that. 1518 01:19:35,629 --> 01:19:38,559 - Hoffin, you said you'd protect me, didn't you? 1519 01:19:38,560 --> 01:19:41,469 But desert thieves can be very vicious, you know? 1520 01:19:41,470 --> 01:19:43,569 - Hey, don't you worry about them. 1521 01:19:43,570 --> 01:19:46,749 My diamond fist is ready to take care of them. 1522 01:19:46,750 --> 01:19:48,449 I've handled plenty of tough guys 1523 01:19:48,450 --> 01:19:49,629 like the three bruisers 1524 01:19:49,630 --> 01:19:51,819 and the boar brothers too. 1525 01:19:51,820 --> 01:19:52,829 - Uh-huh. 1526 01:19:52,830 --> 01:19:55,259 Care to demonstrate for me now? 1527 01:19:55,260 --> 01:19:56,260 - Sure thing. 1528 01:20:00,690 --> 01:20:02,399 - Oh bravo, Hoffin. 1529 01:20:02,400 --> 01:20:04,499 As long as you're around, I needn't worry 1530 01:20:04,500 --> 01:20:06,319 about any robbers. 1531 01:20:06,320 --> 01:20:09,757 - No, Mr. Bushranger, you can count on me. 1532 01:20:10,590 --> 01:20:12,313 Shifty: I believe I'll do just that. 1533 01:20:16,440 --> 01:20:18,009 Male: Guys, we haven't seen so much 1534 01:20:18,010 --> 01:20:20,189 as a shadow pass by all day. 1535 01:20:20,190 --> 01:20:21,769 Male Two: Yeah, and what could we steal 1536 01:20:21,770 --> 01:20:24,369 in this no man's land anyway? 1537 01:20:24,370 --> 01:20:25,913 Male Three: You two pipe down. 1538 01:20:27,430 --> 01:20:28,263 Hoffin: Ah! 1539 01:20:28,264 --> 01:20:29,719 Group: Huh? 1540 01:20:29,720 --> 01:20:32,229 - Finally, a place where we can rest at last. 1541 01:20:32,230 --> 01:20:34,179 Oh, I'm so tired. 1542 01:20:34,180 --> 01:20:35,899 - An inn in the middle of nowhere 1543 01:20:35,900 --> 01:20:37,269 seems odd, Hoffin. 1544 01:20:37,270 --> 01:20:39,129 We should keep on our toes. 1545 01:20:39,130 --> 01:20:40,100 - Don't worry. 1546 01:20:40,101 --> 01:20:42,753 You'll be fine as long as I'm here with you. 1547 01:20:45,300 --> 01:20:47,693 Are you fellow travelers lost like we are? 1548 01:20:48,750 --> 01:20:51,137 - Yeah, the sandstorm blew us off course 1549 01:20:51,138 --> 01:20:53,409 and then we got lost, right? 1550 01:20:53,410 --> 01:20:54,699 - Oh yeah. 1551 01:20:54,700 --> 01:20:55,700 We did too. 1552 01:20:56,757 --> 01:20:57,757 Huh? 1553 01:20:59,270 --> 01:21:00,270 Hey, what's that? 1554 01:21:02,130 --> 01:21:02,963 - Nothing. 1555 01:21:02,964 --> 01:21:05,169 We're who have lost our merchandise 1556 01:21:05,170 --> 01:21:06,010 in the storm. 1557 01:21:06,011 --> 01:21:08,559 We keep the odd weapon to protect ourselves 1558 01:21:08,560 --> 01:21:10,799 on the road, right guys? 1559 01:21:10,800 --> 01:21:12,210 - Yeah, yeah. 1560 01:21:12,211 --> 01:21:14,219 - Oh, so you're merchants. 1561 01:21:14,220 --> 01:21:17,673 But you dress as if, hey, do you practice kung fu? 1562 01:21:19,020 --> 01:21:21,139 - Well robbers often approach us on the road. 1563 01:21:21,140 --> 01:21:22,399 We need to know a little something 1564 01:21:22,400 --> 01:21:24,589 to fight them off if need be. 1565 01:21:24,590 --> 01:21:25,423 - Oh, I see. 1566 01:21:25,424 --> 01:21:27,069 What styles do you practice? 1567 01:21:27,070 --> 01:21:29,669 How about we mix it up a little bit? 1568 01:21:29,670 --> 01:21:30,503 - Huh? 1569 01:21:30,504 --> 01:21:33,509 I only know a little bit of this and that, nothing special. 1570 01:21:33,510 --> 01:21:36,338 Showing you would be like teaching fish to swim. 1571 01:21:36,339 --> 01:21:41,339 - Huh? 1572 01:21:53,813 --> 01:21:54,813 Oh! 1573 01:22:06,170 --> 01:22:07,003 - Be careful. 1574 01:22:07,004 --> 01:22:08,309 Unexpected visitor. 1575 01:22:08,310 --> 01:22:09,779 Does he look like a robber to you? 1576 01:22:09,780 --> 01:22:11,680 He can't take his eyes off your stuff. 1577 01:22:14,550 --> 01:22:17,649 - Just relax, huh, relax. 1578 01:22:17,650 --> 01:22:21,359 - Gentlemen, where are you from and where are you heading? 1579 01:22:21,360 --> 01:22:23,549 - We're lost and just seeking shelter 1580 01:22:23,550 --> 01:22:25,100 from the sandstorm. 1581 01:22:25,101 --> 01:22:27,899 We're humble traveling traders, you see. 1582 01:22:27,900 --> 01:22:29,929 - Oh and you're trading in knives 1583 01:22:29,930 --> 01:22:32,069 and swords then, is that right? 1584 01:22:32,070 --> 01:22:32,980 - Oh this? 1585 01:22:32,981 --> 01:22:35,839 This is just a little travel insurance, that's all. 1586 01:22:35,840 --> 01:22:37,869 We all know how unsafe it can be out there, 1587 01:22:37,870 --> 01:22:38,873 now don't we, huh? 1588 01:22:39,840 --> 01:22:40,840 Come on. 1589 01:22:41,506 --> 01:22:44,569 - When he gets around to us tell him as little as possible. 1590 01:22:44,570 --> 01:22:45,570 Hoffin: Right. 1591 01:22:47,030 --> 01:22:48,429 - How about you two? 1592 01:22:48,430 --> 01:22:49,773 You also merchants? 1593 01:22:51,210 --> 01:22:53,839 - Yeah, I trade in medicines. 1594 01:22:53,840 --> 01:22:56,449 - Oh, a medicine merchant. 1595 01:22:56,450 --> 01:22:58,699 I see your left arm's injured. 1596 01:22:58,700 --> 01:23:01,329 So then, what happened to you? 1597 01:23:01,330 --> 01:23:03,719 - Well I was robbed of my stock 1598 01:23:03,720 --> 01:23:05,279 and injured into the bargain. 1599 01:23:05,280 --> 01:23:07,329 Luckily I met this absolute angel 1600 01:23:07,330 --> 01:23:09,939 who saved me or I'd be dead by now. 1601 01:23:09,940 --> 01:23:12,329 He really saved my life. 1602 01:23:12,330 --> 01:23:14,223 - Oh, really? 1603 01:23:15,150 --> 01:23:16,150 - Yes. 1604 01:23:16,980 --> 01:23:18,789 - Hey, it seems to me this horse 1605 01:23:18,790 --> 01:23:20,579 is trying to steal our mark. 1606 01:23:20,580 --> 01:23:21,839 Male: Yeah, but we saw the green guy 1607 01:23:21,840 --> 01:23:22,810 and the kid first. 1608 01:23:22,811 --> 01:23:24,559 The horse can't just butt in like that. 1609 01:23:24,560 --> 01:23:26,560 Male Two: Zip it, guys, let me think. 1610 01:23:29,483 --> 01:23:31,133 - Help me somebody! 1611 01:23:34,180 --> 01:23:36,478 - I know it must be lunch time by now. 1612 01:23:36,479 --> 01:23:38,209 How long do I have to stay here? 1613 01:23:38,210 --> 01:23:40,329 - Until the stupid fairy comes to save you. 1614 01:23:40,330 --> 01:23:42,433 Oh, my arms are killing me! 1615 01:23:50,440 --> 01:23:52,799 - Longmouth, I feel dizzy! 1616 01:23:52,800 --> 01:23:54,850 Longmouth: Dizzy, I'm dying over here. 1617 01:24:03,841 --> 01:24:07,674 - Does he realize who I am? 1618 01:24:11,892 --> 01:24:13,741 - We're falling, Bigeye! 1619 01:24:16,528 --> 01:24:17,528 - Now! 1620 01:24:19,511 --> 01:24:20,561 - You won't catch me! 1621 01:24:22,320 --> 01:24:23,320 - It's you! 1622 01:24:25,427 --> 01:24:26,509 Get out of my way! 1623 01:24:26,510 --> 01:24:29,073 - Whatever that lizard's got is ours! 1624 01:24:34,372 --> 01:24:35,789 - Wow, he's good! 1625 01:24:37,053 --> 01:24:37,886 Stop thief! 1626 01:24:37,887 --> 01:24:39,559 Keep away from Mr. Bushranger! 1627 01:24:39,560 --> 01:24:41,289 Horse: He's stolen the grassland pearl. 1628 01:24:41,290 --> 01:24:42,529 Get out of my way. 1629 01:24:42,530 --> 01:24:45,169 - Hey, did you hear him say grassland pearl? 1630 01:24:45,170 --> 01:24:47,829 - Yes I did, and the little brat's here too. 1631 01:24:47,830 --> 01:24:49,929 - I have no time to argue with you. 1632 01:24:49,930 --> 01:24:51,359 Stay out of this. 1633 01:24:51,360 --> 01:24:53,513 - You need a taste of the diamond fist! 1634 01:25:01,150 --> 01:25:04,373 As long as I'm here, you'll harm no one. 1635 01:25:10,290 --> 01:25:11,869 - I'm warning you, child. 1636 01:25:11,870 --> 01:25:13,262 - And I'm warning you! 1637 01:25:13,263 --> 01:25:14,596 Leave him alone! 1638 01:25:18,660 --> 01:25:19,493 Horse: Thief! 1639 01:25:19,494 --> 01:25:22,133 Give the grassland pearl back to me! 1640 01:25:36,552 --> 01:25:37,385 - It's you! 1641 01:25:37,386 --> 01:25:39,953 - Hoffin, is that horrible robber gone yet? 1642 01:25:41,170 --> 01:25:43,259 - That low life lizard's back again. 1643 01:25:43,260 --> 01:25:46,343 - I thought you'd left for good, Mr. Bushranger. 1644 01:25:47,183 --> 01:25:49,019 - Eh, I didn't go far. 1645 01:25:49,020 --> 01:25:52,229 I just ran away and hid down a hole for a bit. 1646 01:25:52,230 --> 01:25:56,279 - Oh, well I was worried that horse might've got you. 1647 01:25:56,280 --> 01:25:58,669 - You were so brave just now, Hoffin. 1648 01:25:58,670 --> 01:25:59,949 You're my little hero. 1649 01:25:59,950 --> 01:26:01,409 I would certainly have been attacked 1650 01:26:01,410 --> 01:26:03,759 by him and probably robbed if it were not 1651 01:26:03,760 --> 01:26:05,799 for you, my friend. 1652 01:26:05,800 --> 01:26:07,889 - Don't worry, any of those guys 1653 01:26:07,890 --> 01:26:09,829 would have to go through me to get you. 1654 01:26:09,830 --> 01:26:13,269 - Hey Hoffin, what about those three merchants? 1655 01:26:13,270 --> 01:26:14,839 Where are they? 1656 01:26:14,840 --> 01:26:17,379 - After you ran away, they fought with that horse 1657 01:26:17,380 --> 01:26:18,669 but he took care of each of them 1658 01:26:18,670 --> 01:26:21,289 with a single blow but I have no idea 1659 01:26:21,290 --> 01:26:23,209 where they might have gone to. 1660 01:26:23,210 --> 01:26:24,210 - They went away? 1661 01:26:25,900 --> 01:26:27,519 Maybe it's just as well. 1662 01:26:27,520 --> 01:26:29,739 We don't want too many people around. 1663 01:26:29,740 --> 01:26:31,499 I tell you what, we'll rest here tonight 1664 01:26:31,500 --> 01:26:33,209 and hit the road tomorrow. 1665 01:26:33,210 --> 01:26:34,469 What do you say, huh? 1666 01:26:34,470 --> 01:26:35,470 - Okay. 1667 01:26:38,610 --> 01:26:41,537 - Good, nobody's noticed us. 1668 01:26:42,420 --> 01:26:43,679 This is Hoffin's room. 1669 01:26:43,680 --> 01:26:46,319 The grassland pearl could be in here. 1670 01:26:46,320 --> 01:26:47,153 Check it out. 1671 01:26:47,153 --> 01:26:48,020 - It's always me. 1672 01:26:48,021 --> 01:26:49,885 - Get on with it. 1673 01:26:49,886 --> 01:26:50,886 Pathetic. 1674 01:26:54,363 --> 01:26:55,632 I hate this place. 1675 01:26:55,633 --> 01:26:56,466 Bigeye: Hey Longmouth! 1676 01:26:56,467 --> 01:26:57,733 - You got it? 1677 01:26:57,734 --> 01:26:58,700 Bigeye: No, I found this. 1678 01:26:58,701 --> 01:26:59,853 - Why you! 1679 01:27:00,740 --> 01:27:01,933 Stop thinking of food. 1680 01:27:03,330 --> 01:27:04,859 Come on. 1681 01:27:04,860 --> 01:27:05,860 - Okay. 1682 01:27:08,840 --> 01:27:10,409 - If it's not Hoffin's room, 1683 01:27:10,410 --> 01:27:11,939 it must be the lizard's room. 1684 01:27:11,940 --> 01:27:13,649 I'll go and have a look. 1685 01:27:13,650 --> 01:27:14,650 - Okay. 1686 01:27:20,956 --> 01:27:21,956 - Huh? 1687 01:27:27,088 --> 01:27:28,777 Where is the grassland pearl? 1688 01:27:30,321 --> 01:27:31,936 Huh? 1689 01:27:31,937 --> 01:27:34,991 Shifty: No, don't steal my beautiful gem, no! 1690 01:27:34,992 --> 01:27:37,244 Longmouth: Oh, it must be here! 1691 01:27:38,730 --> 01:27:40,423 - Grassland pearl. 1692 01:27:43,101 --> 01:27:45,843 I'll be rich, so filthy rich. 1693 01:27:46,700 --> 01:27:47,907 Oh, I love riches. 1694 01:27:49,061 --> 01:27:52,061 I'm gonna be rich, rich, rich, rich. 1695 01:27:56,173 --> 01:27:59,399 Longmouth: Now that's what I call a treasure. 1696 01:27:59,400 --> 01:28:00,647 - Yum! 1697 01:28:00,648 --> 01:28:01,481 Longmouth: Bigeyes! 1698 01:28:01,481 --> 01:28:02,481 - Yeah. 1699 01:28:03,147 --> 01:28:04,569 You found the pearl, huh, that's great. 1700 01:28:04,570 --> 01:28:05,689 - It's inside here. 1701 01:28:05,690 --> 01:28:07,669 - Yippee, well done! 1702 01:28:07,670 --> 01:28:09,329 - Sh, keep it down, will ya? 1703 01:28:09,330 --> 01:28:11,069 It's so dangerous out here we gotta 1704 01:28:11,070 --> 01:28:12,619 think of a good place to hide it 1705 01:28:12,620 --> 01:28:14,779 so no one can steal it from us. 1706 01:28:14,780 --> 01:28:16,339 - Okay. 1707 01:28:16,340 --> 01:28:17,340 - Move! 1708 01:28:22,491 --> 01:28:23,324 - But I think he 1709 01:28:23,325 --> 01:28:24,778 made up this whole thing. 1710 01:28:24,779 --> 01:28:26,409 He says he was just beaten 1711 01:28:26,410 --> 01:28:29,829 so why is he covered in old scars, not new ones. 1712 01:28:29,830 --> 01:28:31,689 - They call me Shifty Bushranger, 1713 01:28:31,690 --> 01:28:34,169 I trade in medicines but a band of robbers 1714 01:28:34,170 --> 01:28:36,839 just grabbed me, stole my stock and beat me 1715 01:28:36,840 --> 01:28:38,153 with no mercy. 1716 01:28:40,060 --> 01:28:41,956 - No, I'm not going. 1717 01:28:41,957 --> 01:28:43,816 - You don't wanna come? 1718 01:28:43,817 --> 01:28:45,870 Well I'm leaving. 1719 01:28:45,871 --> 01:28:46,790 - It's not good this way. 1720 01:28:46,791 --> 01:28:48,293 I wish Rascal was here. 1721 01:28:55,130 --> 01:28:57,253 Rascal, where are you? 1722 01:28:59,710 --> 01:29:02,319 - Right, it's me again, kitchen god. 1723 01:29:02,320 --> 01:29:05,319 You know I've always tried to be a fairly upstanding rat. 1724 01:29:05,320 --> 01:29:06,899 It's killing me that there's no one there 1725 01:29:06,900 --> 01:29:08,943 to help the star child in his quest. 1726 01:29:10,094 --> 01:29:12,799 And yet at the same time, 1727 01:29:12,800 --> 01:29:16,149 I really want to smack him silly for his foolishness. 1728 01:29:16,150 --> 01:29:18,589 Now I'm in this creepy place all alone 1729 01:29:18,590 --> 01:29:19,923 wondering if I'm safe. 1730 01:29:20,980 --> 01:29:22,079 What's that noise? 1731 01:29:22,080 --> 01:29:24,339 Is it a monster or robbers? 1732 01:29:24,340 --> 01:29:25,223 What is it? 1733 01:29:25,224 --> 01:29:26,629 I can hardly breathe. 1734 01:29:26,630 --> 01:29:27,463 I've had it. 1735 01:29:27,463 --> 01:29:28,463 I'm sure it heard me. 1736 01:29:53,570 --> 01:29:56,079 Sh, sh, be quiet Rascal. 1737 01:29:56,080 --> 01:29:57,080 I'm so scared! 1738 01:29:59,920 --> 01:30:02,167 I'll throw it this time, I swear I will! 1739 01:30:04,201 --> 01:30:05,201 I will! 1740 01:30:05,910 --> 01:30:07,813 - Hey little friend, who are you? 1741 01:30:09,180 --> 01:30:10,793 Why are you here? 1742 01:30:14,820 --> 01:30:18,045 - My name's Rascal, and what's yours? 1743 01:30:18,878 --> 01:30:19,939 - Catchy name. 1744 01:30:19,940 --> 01:30:21,139 Call me Guardian. 1745 01:30:21,140 --> 01:30:22,793 I watch over this place. 1746 01:30:23,690 --> 01:30:24,759 - Guardian? 1747 01:30:24,760 --> 01:30:27,029 It's so late now, why are you here? 1748 01:30:27,030 --> 01:30:28,479 You scared me. 1749 01:30:28,480 --> 01:30:29,956 What do you want? 1750 01:30:29,957 --> 01:30:31,439 - Well I was chasing a thief. 1751 01:30:31,440 --> 01:30:33,639 Why don't you find a safer place to rest. 1752 01:30:33,640 --> 01:30:34,729 Here is no good. 1753 01:30:34,730 --> 01:30:37,079 The sandstorm will more than likely fill this place 1754 01:30:37,080 --> 01:30:38,050 by morning. 1755 01:30:38,051 --> 01:30:40,369 If you stay here, you're gonna be buried alive 1756 01:30:40,370 --> 01:30:41,943 and you'll probably die. 1757 01:30:42,870 --> 01:30:44,220 - Why should I believe you? 1758 01:30:48,200 --> 01:30:50,319 - If you wish to stay, you better pray hard 1759 01:30:50,320 --> 01:30:51,869 to the gods of the wind. 1760 01:30:51,870 --> 01:30:54,470 They might just give you a special pass, little rat. 1761 01:31:08,467 --> 01:31:10,059 - I think I'll go with you. 1762 01:31:10,060 --> 01:31:11,110 - Now you believe me. 1763 01:31:12,453 --> 01:31:14,654 - Ah, you're a sacred animal! 1764 01:31:14,655 --> 01:31:16,679 - So Hoffin really is the star child. 1765 01:31:16,680 --> 01:31:17,743 - He's a robber. 1766 01:31:18,968 --> 01:31:20,199 Hoffin. 1767 01:31:20,200 --> 01:31:21,309 - What was that move? 1768 01:31:21,310 --> 01:31:23,313 - I call it the shadowless kick. 1769 01:31:24,500 --> 01:31:25,679 - You shifty weasels. 1770 01:31:25,680 --> 01:31:28,764 You stole my treasure and you dare to deceive me? 1771 01:31:28,765 --> 01:31:29,765 - No, don't! 1772 01:31:31,873 --> 01:31:32,873 - Help! 1773 01:31:37,396 --> 01:31:39,000 - You are a bunch of fools! 1774 01:31:39,001 --> 01:31:41,168 I want my grassland pearl! 1774 01:31:42,305 --> 01:31:48,331 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 121332