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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:28,200 Got a cigarette, lieutenant, or isn't that in the public relations budget? 2 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:31,900 It is for freeloaders like you war correspondents. Here you are. 3 00:02:32,300 --> 00:02:33,800 That's Andy Crewson's SBC. 4 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,900 Never was finicky about what he took on. Friend or foe. 5 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:39,600 Boy's a dive-bomber, why's he tackling a Zero? 6 00:02:39,900 --> 00:02:41,900 That's number seven for Crewson... 7 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:44,100 ...and he was only hired to attack ships. 8 00:02:48,500 --> 00:02:50,300 There goes Andy. 9 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:53,900 What's the idea of cutting away from Crewson? 10 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:55,800 Wait. We might have film later. 11 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:59,200 What are you doing, making a cliffhanger out of this? 12 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:05,400 - Somebody must've got hurt. Luckily not. 13 00:03:05,700 --> 00:03:09,200 Lieutenant J.G. MacCann's plane. He came out fine, not even a bruise. 14 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:12,600 MacCann. Isn't that the pilot who's running for Congress? 15 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:15,400 Yeah, a congressman died in a Boston district... 16 00:03:15,700 --> 00:03:17,400 ...there's a special election on. 17 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:21,500 Ours or theirs? U.S.S. Perch. 18 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:24,400 Now, look sharp, we may see an old friend. 19 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:26,200 Who's that on the raft? 20 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:29,500 It must be Crewson. He looks half-dead. 21 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:31,600 Lucky they picked him up. 22 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,200 Anybody here read lips? What'd he say? 23 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:39,500 I got it straight from the skipper. 24 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:42,800 The first words out of Crewson's mouth: "Are there any women aboard?" 25 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:48,000 I like that. Sounds like a good, healthy, American attitude. 26 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:50,100 Well, that's all we have for now. 27 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:53,400 There's a jeep waiting for us to take us to BOQ. 28 00:03:53,700 --> 00:03:56,600 There, available for interviews, I have stashed away... 29 00:03:56,900 --> 00:03:59,600 ...MacCann, Crewson and various assorted heroes. 30 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:03,700 Goodie, that's a big scoop. Dragging us from New York to Pearl Harbor... 31 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:07,400 - ...for a gabfest with heroes. - How about interviewing a coward... 32 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:11,400 - ...just for the novelty? - After Crewson, you can interview me. 33 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:13,900 They don't come any more cowardly. 34 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:30,400 I say to you, my fellow citizens of Massachusetts... 35 00:04:30,700 --> 00:04:33,900 ...that those who have led in war must lead in peace. 36 00:04:34,300 --> 00:04:36,300 Those who have known the horrors of war- 37 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:39,100 If you'll shut up, I'll move to Massachusetts... 38 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:41,300 - ...and you can have my vote. - Listen... 39 00:04:41,500 --> 00:04:44,600 ...you couldn't pass our literacy test. You've got the br- 40 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:46,200 - Hi, fellas. - Hiya, Walter. 41 00:04:46,500 --> 00:04:51,200 Now, don't slam the door, man. I'm hung-over, but I mean hung-over. 42 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:55,000 Pull yourself together. I've got some newsmen who wanna talk to you. 43 00:04:55,300 --> 00:04:57,900 - They do? Whatever for? - You guys are big heroes! 44 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:01,400 They know you've seen combat and just got out of the hospital. 45 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:03,600 They want pictures and interviews. 46 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:06,600 I'll see to it that your hometown papers get copies. 47 00:05:06,900 --> 00:05:08,800 My hometown ain't got no newspaper. 48 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:12,100 - We hardly got no people. - Any reporters from New England? 49 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:14,100 One fella from a Hartford paper. 50 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:18,000 - Hartford? That's close enough. - Hartford. He laughs at the way I talk. 51 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:20,400 He knows you're running for Congress... 52 00:05:20,700 --> 00:05:23,400 ...and I know your carrier is due Friday at 0800... 53 00:05:23,700 --> 00:05:27,300 ...when you'll be returned to duty. That is strictly off the record. 54 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:29,000 Yeah, don't rub it in, man. 55 00:05:29,300 --> 00:05:32,900 All right, gentlemen, throw some gear in a bag. You're on your way. 56 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:35,500 Don't slam the door. My head is killing me. 57 00:05:35,700 --> 00:05:38,000 Everybody, up, up. - What you talking about? 58 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:41,300 Last night, after you were carried out of the Officer's Club... 59 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:43,900 ...the admiral came in. Not bad, that admiral. 60 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:46,900 He said it's all right if we flew to San Francisco... 61 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:51,100 - ...provided we're back Friday by 0800. - Why didn't you tell us last night? 62 00:05:51,500 --> 00:05:53,400 You were in no condition last night. 63 00:05:53,700 --> 00:05:54,800 Do we go on orders? 64 00:05:55,100 --> 00:05:58,300 Well, of course on orders. Would I consider going AWOL? 65 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:05,300 One day there, one day to get back. That's four days in San Francisco. 66 00:06:05,700 --> 00:06:06,900 How do you figure four? 67 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:10,100 Whoever heard orders being written in less than 2 or 3? 68 00:06:10,300 --> 00:06:13,500 That leaves a glorious 16 or 17 hours in Frisco. No, thank you. 69 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:16,400 What makes you think we have to stay for paperwork? 70 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:20,300 - You know Chuck Roundtree? - The skipper's pilot? Why's he here? 71 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:25,000 He stopped on his way to San Francisco. He has business there for the skipper. 72 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:29,100 They don't come better or drunker. He swore he'd take us with him. 73 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:33,100 The United States! 74 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:35,100 - Uncle Sugar! - Shut up. 75 00:06:35,300 --> 00:06:37,500 He's leaving Hickam in exactly 20 minutes. 76 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:40,500 - This is illegal. - The trouble with me is... 77 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:44,800 - ...I don't know there's a war going on. - You tell the old man we're leaving? 78 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:49,100 I should bother the commandant of the 14th Naval District with trivia? 79 00:06:49,500 --> 00:06:52,600 What about me? My orders are to get you guys interviews. 80 00:06:52,900 --> 00:06:56,500 - Get us interviews in San Francisco. - The plane leaves in 19 minutes. 81 00:06:56,900 --> 00:06:59,300 I've got three correspondents outside in a jeep. 82 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:04,200 - Jeep? Good. It can take us to the field. - No, no. Hey, wait a minute. 83 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:09,500 Hickam! 84 00:07:09,700 --> 00:07:12,600 What's going on? What about those interviews? 85 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:16,700 It's only 10 minutes to the field, can't you answer a few questions? 86 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,100 Oh, questions. 87 00:07:18,700 --> 00:07:21,100 There I was on my back at 20,000 feet. 88 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:23,700 A Zero above me, two Mitsubishis below... 89 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,900 Men, these reporters have been around. 90 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:28,200 We saw you being picked up by the sub. 91 00:07:28,500 --> 00:07:30,400 - How was it on the raft? - Lonely. 92 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:31,800 Any sharks? 93 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,600 One. Probably a female from the way she nuzzled me. 94 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,400 - Let's go. - You can't get off this quickly. 95 00:07:37,700 --> 00:07:40,700 Folks back home eat up everything they read about pilots- 96 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:45,100 Life on a carrier? Gentlemen, I'll sum it up. No wine, no women, no song. 97 00:07:45,500 --> 00:07:46,800 Shove off. 98 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:50,700 Uncle Sugar, here we come! 99 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:12,300 Hey, Chuck! Hey, Chuck! 100 00:08:12,500 --> 00:08:13,900 Here we are, we made it. 101 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:17,300 We had our party last night. Get your tail off this runway. 102 00:08:17,500 --> 00:08:18,600 I'm ready to take off. 103 00:08:18,900 --> 00:08:21,300 You've forgotten what happened last night? 104 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:23,700 Something happened I should remember? 105 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,800 You put one hand over your heart, the other hand on... 106 00:08:27,100 --> 00:08:30,500 ...the bartender's guide and swore you'd fly us to San Francisco. 107 00:08:31,100 --> 00:08:32,100 I did? 108 00:08:32,300 --> 00:08:34,100 Oh, Chuck, you gave us your word. 109 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:37,600 Okay, then. I might renege on anything I say when I'm sober... 110 00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:41,200 - ...but a promise when drunk is sacred. Oh, thanks, Chuck! 111 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:45,000 Hey, Lieutenant Roundtree, this is Lieutenant Wallace. 112 00:08:45,300 --> 00:08:46,900 - He's assigned to us. - Hi. 113 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:51,500 Whatever your job is with these guys, lieutenant, I don't envy you. Welcome. 114 00:09:19,300 --> 00:09:22,000 I can't believe it, us in Uncle Sugar! 115 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:26,300 I have a big decision. Who do I call first, my wife or my campaign manager? 116 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:29,300 Will there be time for Anna to hop a plane to Frisco? 117 00:09:29,700 --> 00:09:32,400 My boy, wives are not on the agenda in San Francisco. 118 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:34,700 Crewson said we ain't even going out. 119 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,800 He said we'll get ourselves the biggest hotel suite... 120 00:09:38,100 --> 00:09:41,100 ...in the hotel and we ain't even gonna raise the shades. 121 00:09:41,300 --> 00:09:42,400 That's what I said. 122 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:46,500 Anything we need, animal, vegetable or mineral can find its way to us. 123 00:09:46,900 --> 00:09:49,000 What's the matter, Walter? Having trouble? 124 00:09:49,300 --> 00:09:51,200 I've got an awful confession to make. 125 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:53,600 This is my first time in a plane. Any kind. 126 00:09:53,900 --> 00:09:56,600 I'm scared stiff of planes, scared stiff right now. 127 00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:02,200 So am I. Walter, no pilot ever felt completely safe with another pilot. 128 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:05,500 Especially one like Chuck. He learned to fly by mail. 129 00:10:05,700 --> 00:10:08,400 - International correspondence school. Did he, now? 130 00:10:08,700 --> 00:10:11,800 Got every letter but the last two. Never did get those. 131 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:15,100 What letters where those? - Ones on takeoffs and landings. 132 00:10:15,300 --> 00:10:16,500 Never got them, huh? 133 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:19,000 Well, hang on, Walter, here we go. 134 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:29,800 Congratulations, Chuck. 135 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,900 - Thanks. - That was good. 136 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:34,700 What happens if San Francisco is foggy? 137 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,100 They got that all worked out nice now. 138 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:39,600 They drop an anchor down through the fog... 139 00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:42,000 ...to see if you're over land or water. 140 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:44,900 - If it splashes, it's water. - Oh, get off it. 141 00:10:48,100 --> 00:10:51,200 What are you doing? - Well, I think I'll hit the sack. 142 00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:53,700 Well, I think I will too. - Shove over, boy. 143 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,800 - We got a long trip. - Thank you, lieutenant. Thank you. 144 00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:09,700 Incredible. He's fast asleep already. 145 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,700 - Oh, sure. - Mississip, he's dead to the world too. 146 00:11:12,900 --> 00:11:15,300 Oh, he imitates everything Crewson does. 147 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:18,500 He's mad about him. He even got wounded when Crewson did. 148 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:21,300 Thanks. This your first time back to the States? 149 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:22,600 That's right. 150 00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:25,200 It'll be tough leaving after only four days. 151 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:28,000 If I'm elected, I won't have to come back at all. 152 00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:30,600 You really want to get out bad. 153 00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:32,100 Of course I want out. 154 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:35,500 Show me somebody in his right mind who doesn't want out. 155 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:37,600 If I only had gotten wounded. 156 00:11:37,900 --> 00:11:39,900 Wait a minute. You wanted to get wounded? 157 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:43,500 I make no bones about it. I've always wanted to be in politics. 158 00:11:43,700 --> 00:11:45,600 I was in real estate and hated it. 159 00:11:45,900 --> 00:11:48,100 When Pearl was bombed no one had a chance... 160 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:51,600 ...in politics without a war record. So I got myself a record. 161 00:11:51,900 --> 00:11:54,100 I'm just as patriotic as the next guy. 162 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:58,100 But if you can be a patriot and still help yourself along okay, why not? 163 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:02,200 Right. So, what's better than a war hero? A wounded war hero. 164 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:05,100 Believe me, nobody's tried harder to get wounded. 165 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:09,300 I crashed on the deck of a carrier, fallen off ladders, flown into ack-ack. 166 00:12:09,700 --> 00:12:11,700 I've prayed for a minor leg injury. 167 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,300 A slight limp is worth maybe 40,000 votes. 168 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:18,900 But no luck. I just couldn't get myself wounded. 169 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,500 You think I'm a terrible guy? 170 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:28,200 How can I? I'm doing my job. But in a way, I'm feathering my nest too. 171 00:12:28,700 --> 00:12:32,900 There's a guy in San Francisco, Eddie Turnbill, making ships and a fortune. 172 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:35,300 Look, this war isn't gonna last forever. 173 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:39,700 He's as much as promised me the top desk in his public relations setup. 174 00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:45,300 Oh, no. No, get off my tail. 175 00:12:45,700 --> 00:12:52,100 - Get off my tail! Get off my tail! - There he goes again. 176 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:54,300 What's wrong? - It's okay, Chuck. 177 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:56,500 It's all right. I'll take care of it. 178 00:12:56,700 --> 00:13:00,800 Hey, Mississip. Come on, fella. It's okay, settle down. 179 00:13:01,100 --> 00:13:04,000 That's right. Go on, boy, go back to sleep. 180 00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:05,800 What's the matter with him? 181 00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:08,600 It's the dream. He has it all the time. 182 00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:12,100 Falling in flames. 183 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:13,900 Poor guy. 184 00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:17,800 Poor guy? Wounded twice, two Purple Hearts. 185 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:20,300 The lucky stiff could be a senator. 186 00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:11,300 - How about that, a female navigator. - Who's gonna pay? 187 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:15,500 - I have nothing less than 100. - That's all right, I make change all day. 188 00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:25,000 Hey, it beats hominy grits, don't it? 189 00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:27,300 Restraint, restraint. 190 00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:47,900 - Get them earrings. - What earrings? What? Where? 191 00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:52,200 Lieutenant, there isn't a vacant hotel room north of Tijuana. 192 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:55,900 - How about the ambassadorial suite? - Are these men ambassadors? 193 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:59,200 Better than ambassadors. Incidentally, Eddie Turnbill... 194 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,700 - ...would regard it as a- - Lieutenant. 195 00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:07,300 I've had calls from the White House. Well, suppose we just have a look. 196 00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:17,500 You say these fliers are personally acquainted with Mr. Turnbill? 197 00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:22,000 They will be soon. And very importantly. 198 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:30,300 Have Naval officers MacCann, Hardy and Crewson paged... 199 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,900 - ...and bring them up to 607. Yes, sir. 200 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,400 If an ambassador shows up, I'm a dead duck. 201 00:15:35,700 --> 00:15:38,200 I don't wanna discuss this in front of them... 202 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:41,700 ...but it'd be smart to give them this layout for nothing. 203 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:44,700 What? Living room, two bedrooms, terrace? 204 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,800 Now, now, I'm not trying to sell you anything, but... 205 00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:50,400 Four days' shore leave is all they have... 206 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:54,300 ...and they're about the best fliers in the whole United States Navy. 207 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:58,300 - Every decoration in the book. - Lieutenant, believe me, I'm sorry. 208 00:15:58,700 --> 00:16:00,300 San Francisco's full of heroes. 209 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:02,500 You know what the corporation's like. 210 00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:05,400 Anything I give away upsets them terribly. I'm sorry. 211 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:08,300 Think of the publicity it means for the hotel. 212 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:11,300 Of course, I'd see to it that you're mentioned. 213 00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:16,000 I could have flowers put in the room, or the chef could bake them a special cake. 214 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:18,500 You know, with their names in the icing. 215 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:21,700 After all, the corporation can't trace a cake. 216 00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,200 Oh, well, all right. 217 00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:27,500 Hi, fellas. This is Mr. Nielson, the manager. 218 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:29,000 Hi. - And a patriot. 219 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:31,900 - Lieutenants MacCann and Hardy. An honor, gentlemen. 220 00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:33,900 Is this for us? This is for us. 221 00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:35,700 Golly, huh, Mac? 222 00:16:35,900 --> 00:16:39,000 This is the kind of terrain a man likes to fight a war in. 223 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:41,600 Hey, Mississip, got anything smaller than 100? 224 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,900 I got one 50, all the rest is 100s. 225 00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:46,600 It's all right. I can change 100. 226 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,200 Here, I've got some change. 227 00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:52,100 - Thanks. - Where's Commander Crewson? 228 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,500 He'll be up in a minute. He's scrounging. 229 00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:58,500 - Scrounging? - Means, sort of, promoting. 230 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:02,800 - Looking for things. - Hey, how about that? Twin beds. 231 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:05,700 What a party we gonna have here. 232 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,700 Excuse me. How much is all this? 233 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:11,700 I told him what fine jobs you're doing. He wouldn't hear of your paying. 234 00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:14,100 Food, drinks and service not included. 235 00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:16,700 Wait. I mean, thanks a lot, but we have money. 236 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,900 Four whole months' back pay. - It's settled. Not a penny. 237 00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:21,800 Thank you, thank you very much. 238 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,600 You see, I have someone out there myself. 239 00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:26,200 My uncle's only son. 240 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:28,100 - Navy? - No. Marines. 241 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:31,300 You gotta take your hat off to them cotton-picking Marines. 242 00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:34,200 That's right, Mississip. Long distance, please. 243 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,700 Funny to hear a woman's voice on the phone. 244 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,800 What a layout. Walter, you're a wonder. 245 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:42,200 Help yourself to some of my decorations. 246 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:46,300 Yes, operator. I'd like a person-to-person call if you can still do that. 247 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:48,800 - Yes, I'll wait. - Fuzzy decks. 248 00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:51,600 What won't they think of next? 249 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:59,100 What a view! 250 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:03,700 The rotten old mosquito-happy, crab-bottomed Pacific! 251 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:05,600 Ew. 252 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:11,000 You can give that back to the Indians. 253 00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,400 - Come in. On the piano. 254 00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:16,900 The liquor department. That's Crewson for you. 255 00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:18,700 First things first. 256 00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:22,000 This is a person-to-person call to Mrs. Howard MacCann... 257 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:24,800 ...in department J, as in "jig. " 258 00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:27,900 Pratt and Whitney Incorporated. Hartford, Connecticut. 259 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:31,700 Hartford. H-A-R-T-F-O-R-D. Hartford. 260 00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:34,700 I've even got my wife in the act. Aircraft worker. 261 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,900 How many planes can she spoil a week? 262 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,600 Huh? 263 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:41,800 Well, okay. Call me back. I'll be here. 264 00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:46,700 - Six hours' delay on all calls east. - Are you putting in a call to your folks? 265 00:18:47,100 --> 00:18:49,900 There's plenty of time for that. Four whole days. 266 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:53,200 Besides, I don't even remember if we got a phone or not. 267 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,300 Well, gentlemen, to the enemy. 268 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:58,600 As far as I'm concerned, he can have China, Guadalcanal... 269 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,600 ...and the whole stinking Pacific and Pearl Harbor. 270 00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:04,400 Once an isolationist, always an isolationist. 271 00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:08,500 Might even give them Norfolk and Pensacola too. It would serve them right. 272 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:16,200 And some folks say we don't know what we fighting for. 273 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:19,400 Imagine reading a magazine the same week it comes out. 274 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,200 You know what I'm gonna do? 275 00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:26,200 Pretty soon now, I'm gonna take myself a nice, hot-tub bath. 276 00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:30,500 Then I'm gonna send a ring back to the boys for a souvenir. 277 00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:33,500 On sale at every grocery store in the city, 278 00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:37,300 ...in a new waxed wrapper that slow-baked, softly fluffy... 279 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:42,900 ...vitaminized, flaky, ready-sliced Gibson's bread. I said Gibson's bread. 280 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:48,600 Ain't that beautiful? Everybody's still selling things to everybody else. 281 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,800 Now, news from the Pacific. The latest communiqu�- 282 00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:53,100 That's all, brother. 283 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:55,700 Come in. 284 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:01,900 Look at that. Now, you know that Crewson can scrounge. 285 00:20:03,900 --> 00:20:06,100 - Quite a wardroom. Where'd you dig that up? 286 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,900 Deal with a drug store. It'll dress up the room. 287 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,500 It's a thing of beauty. Just what it needed. 288 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,400 A present from me to you, Mac. 289 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,500 - And one for the infant. Thank you. 290 00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:17,000 - All plugged in? - Yes. 291 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:20,500 Thank you, gentlemen. Wait a minute. Who has-? I've only got- 292 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,500 I know, only hundreds. 293 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:23,800 Thank you, Walter. 294 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,400 If you have nickels, will you prime the machine? 295 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:29,300 Well, what do you know, complete with card. 296 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:32,500 "To Mac, a great guy, from a greater one. " 297 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:37,000 Turn my face to the wall and call me Mabel! 298 00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:41,400 - Sorry I forgot about you, Walter. - I sleep in the raw. 299 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:45,200 Gentlemen, these are what we wear all the next four days. 300 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:48,100 Hey, look at me! I'm just as good as a civilian! 301 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:51,000 Chinese civilian, you mean. Except at the bottom. 302 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:54,200 All right. Chinese civilian all over. 303 00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:57,000 Now, that's a pretty corny bit, isn't it? 304 00:20:57,300 --> 00:20:59,800 Well, by jiminy, we made it. 305 00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:02,400 Here you are, Andy, have one of your stingers. 306 00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:04,300 - Thank you. I think I will. Excuse me, please. 307 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:07,000 Room 607? 308 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:14,700 - Sorry, wrong room. - Oh, excuse me, please. 309 00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:18,500 Crewson, this is 607. 310 00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:23,400 This is definitely the life. Anybody's a fool to choose war over this. 311 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:27,600 - I hate to think about going back. - I got a hunch this little piggy isn't. 312 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,800 - Soon as my phone call comes, I'll know. - Four days. 313 00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:33,700 Andy, can't you get our leave extended? 314 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,300 Four days. Why worry about it this far ahead? 315 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:40,300 I think I could do something about that leave. Have it extended, I mean. 316 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:45,500 This is room 607, and I'm as good as anybody else, aren't I? 317 00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:51,900 - You're too late. They're all gone. - It's not just because I'm only a WAC? 318 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,300 Oh, that's what you are. 319 00:21:56,600 --> 00:22:00,500 - Look, please don't make fun of me. - Really, I didn't know. I've been away. 320 00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:03,600 See, I was out of the country when you were created. 321 00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:07,400 It's a WAC, that's what it is, fellas. Believe me, they're all gone. 322 00:22:07,700 --> 00:22:10,100 Well, thank you. 323 00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:13,600 - That's okay. Bye. - Bye. 324 00:22:16,100 --> 00:22:17,400 It's a WAC. 325 00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:20,700 Crewson, what'd she want that's all gone? 326 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,800 We've got nothing that's all gone. 327 00:22:23,100 --> 00:22:26,600 Never mind. What were you saying about getting our leaves extended? 328 00:22:26,900 --> 00:22:30,000 - I think I know just the man who- Hello. 329 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:38,600 Hello again. 330 00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:46,000 Well, hello to you. Do come in. 331 00:22:46,300 --> 00:22:48,800 - Well, thank you. - Not at all. 332 00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:51,000 I'm sure. 333 00:22:52,100 --> 00:22:53,700 See? 334 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:55,900 I've come about this. 335 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:59,300 No, no. Before business, a few amenities. May I take your-? 336 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:01,000 Oh, well. 337 00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:06,400 Now, what would you-? What would you like to have to drink? 338 00:23:06,700 --> 00:23:10,700 Oh, I have a very strict rule, not a drop before sundown. 339 00:23:11,100 --> 00:23:13,400 And I never break a strict rule... 340 00:23:13,700 --> 00:23:16,400 ...except for men in uniform. What are you drinking? 341 00:23:16,700 --> 00:23:20,100 - Well, at the moment, stingers. - Stingers would be super. 342 00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:24,800 My name is Alice Kratchna. 343 00:23:25,100 --> 00:23:26,900 If I may be so bold. 344 00:23:27,100 --> 00:23:29,200 Hi, Alice. I'm Crewson. 345 00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:32,500 This is Lieutenant MacCann, Wallace and Hardy. 346 00:23:32,900 --> 00:23:37,900 Hello. Hello. Hello. Are you Army, Navy or what? 347 00:23:38,300 --> 00:23:39,300 Navy. 348 00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:41,700 It's all right if I say, "Down the hatch"? 349 00:23:41,900 --> 00:23:44,400 - Perfectly. - Down the hatch. 350 00:23:50,300 --> 00:23:54,200 It's getting close to sundown, so let's make it a double. 351 00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:56,600 Lieutenant Wallace! Gentlemen! 352 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:57,800 I am sorry. 353 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,200 - But we can't permit this. - What is it? 354 00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:02,300 I took a dozen away from a bellboy. 355 00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:04,900 He was handing them out to women in the lobby. 356 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:06,500 - What are they? - Cards... 357 00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:10,300 ...on which someone has written "Nylons. Room 607. " 358 00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:15,100 Just a laborsaving device. 359 00:24:15,900 --> 00:24:18,500 Look, I don't wanna interfere with your fun. 360 00:24:19,300 --> 00:24:22,200 My uncle's only son is out there someplace. 361 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,500 - Cheer up. - But I can't help it. 362 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,000 Now, about those nylons. 363 00:24:29,300 --> 00:24:32,200 I just want everything clear and on the table. 364 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:36,300 - Well, about the nylons- - I know what you want. 365 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:40,600 I know what you want and well... 366 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:46,600 Holy... 367 00:24:46,900 --> 00:24:49,800 But no doing anything until I've chosen. 368 00:24:50,100 --> 00:24:52,900 You know, you're very kind, but I must level with you. 369 00:24:53,300 --> 00:24:55,100 I'm sorry, there aren't any nylons. 370 00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,900 - It was just a joke. - Joke? 371 00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:01,000 - Is that true? - Must be. 372 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:05,700 Oh, I wanted nylons so, and I won't buy from the black market. 373 00:25:06,100 --> 00:25:10,500 My legs look so terrible without stockings. 374 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:14,900 Well, I'm going to choose anyhow. 375 00:25:15,700 --> 00:25:20,000 No use looking at me. I'm off to see that man about the leave. 376 00:25:32,100 --> 00:25:35,300 Hey, what's going on here? - I invited a few servicemen I met. 377 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:39,300 I told each to bring three girls or he couldn't come. Something wrong? 378 00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:42,200 - No! - I thought we'd have a party. 379 00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:45,100 A party. That's my middle name. 380 00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:50,400 Say something sweet to me. 381 00:25:50,700 --> 00:25:53,200 I can say this. You have beautiful hair. 382 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:57,100 And it's natural, except for the color. 383 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:07,000 No! No, please! Don't force me to call the shore patrol! 384 00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:08,800 Commander Crewson... 385 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:12,800 - ...I warn you, I overlooked the nylons- - Miss, don't you dare go away. 386 00:26:13,100 --> 00:26:16,600 - I've experienced parties. - Mr. Nielson. You're needlessly excited. 387 00:26:16,900 --> 00:26:20,900 At indoctrination school there was a two-week course on shore-leave parties. 388 00:26:21,300 --> 00:26:23,600 Conduct of, behavior at, that sort of thing. 389 00:26:23,900 --> 00:26:26,500 Don't worry about anything, Mr. Nielson. 390 00:26:27,900 --> 00:26:33,100 Mac. Blow some air through the keyhole every other half-hour. That'll help him. 391 00:26:41,700 --> 00:26:45,500 Nielson. Miss Livingston will be along. Will you send her up to room...? 392 00:26:45,900 --> 00:26:47,900 -607. - Yes, Mr. Turnbill. 393 00:26:48,300 --> 00:26:51,900 I must register a protest. I know they're friends of yours... 394 00:26:52,100 --> 00:26:53,600 ...and Mr. Turnbill's, but- 395 00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:57,800 I know the owner, and asked him. I said, "Where do you get all these points?" 396 00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:01,900 He winks and says, "You know the right people, you don't need points. " 397 00:27:02,100 --> 00:27:03,200 Ain't that the truth? 398 00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:07,100 I don't know the right people. That's how come I'm in uniform. 399 00:27:08,700 --> 00:27:10,100 Hey, Andy. 400 00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:14,800 I can't get with this girl. She won't let go of my hand. 401 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,400 Ditch her. There's three women to every guy. 402 00:27:17,700 --> 00:27:19,900 That's the trouble, embarrassment of riches. 403 00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:21,900 None of us gonna do good tonight. 404 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,600 Since I was grounded for sinus I've served... 405 00:27:24,900 --> 00:27:28,500 ...in Washington, Montreal and San Francisco. One party after another. 406 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:31,800 - I've never had a better time. - Baby, you're not mingling. 407 00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:33,700 You're not circulating. 408 00:27:34,900 --> 00:27:36,600 I have a problem. 409 00:27:36,900 --> 00:27:41,500 I have to choose between three men. And you ain't one of them. 410 00:27:41,900 --> 00:27:43,400 I can't hear you, sweetheart. 411 00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:48,500 No, no, there's nobody here. There's a roughhouse in the next suite. 412 00:27:48,900 --> 00:27:51,400 Marines. Yeah, the walls are paper-thin. 413 00:27:51,700 --> 00:27:53,600 For crying out loud, will you shut up? 414 00:27:53,900 --> 00:27:56,500 You'll ruin me. I'm trying to speak to my wife. 415 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:59,000 Hello, sweetheart, how's the campaign going? 416 00:27:59,700 --> 00:28:02,300 Tell Huntzinger that when he speaks on the radio... 417 00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:04,900 ...to stress that I'm just out of the hospital. 418 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:08,400 Now, he doesn't have to specify where or how I was wounded. 419 00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:12,700 Look, darling. Darling, tell him to call me the minute the meeting is over. 420 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,100 Yeah. All right. 421 00:28:14,300 --> 00:28:17,300 Come on, you shouldn't do this to Mississip. He's a hero. 422 00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:20,300 He's got five Zeros to his credit. He's been wounded. 423 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:23,600 Nowhere along the scenic route. Come on, will you-? 424 00:28:23,900 --> 00:28:25,200 - Crewson! - Yeah, what? 425 00:28:25,500 --> 00:28:27,300 I want you to meet Eddie Turnbill. 426 00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:30,200 - This is Commander Andrew Crewson. - How do you do? 427 00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:33,100 Andy, you shouldn't have done that to the manager. 428 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:37,000 - Trouble is, I don't know there's a war. - Walter gave me a thumbnail. 429 00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:42,500 I'm busy, so I'll talk fast. You're what I'm looking for: colorful, good-looking, a hero. 430 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:46,800 There are two more just like him. Lieutenant Hardy, Eddie Turnbill. 431 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,400 How are you, Mr. Turnbill? 432 00:28:48,700 --> 00:28:52,800 Come on, now, let go of my paws now so I can shake hands with Mr. Turnbill. 433 00:28:53,100 --> 00:28:54,700 How are you, Mr. Turnbill? 434 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:59,500 Hey, Wallace, I was just speaking to my wife. She says it's in the papers. 435 00:28:59,900 --> 00:29:02,000 Leave it to Wally. I put it on the wire. 436 00:29:02,300 --> 00:29:05,300 The last of the trio. Lieutenant MacCann, Eddie Turnbill. 437 00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:07,900 - An honor, lieutenant. - A drink, Mr. Turnbill? 438 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,400 How about letting me order a couple rounds? 439 00:29:10,700 --> 00:29:13,100 Plenty here, unless you want something special. 440 00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:17,000 Seems silly for me to drink your liquor. I know what you get paid. 441 00:29:17,300 --> 00:29:20,900 Crewson, Eddie Turnbill is head of the Turnbill Shipbuilding Company. 442 00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:24,800 I'll talk, Walter. See, commander, I'm doing a big job, like you. 443 00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:26,800 I'm in this war up to my neck. 444 00:29:27,100 --> 00:29:30,800 We build wood hulls, PBY floats, PT boats, everything wood for the Navy. 445 00:29:31,100 --> 00:29:34,700 Excuse me, but you're Mr. Turnbill, are you not? 446 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,900 - Yes, yes. - Well, I've seen your picture in the paper. 447 00:29:38,300 --> 00:29:41,300 - Well? - Would you come into the bedroom? 448 00:29:41,700 --> 00:29:44,100 - What? - You're wanted on the telephone. 449 00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:45,800 They say it's Washington. 450 00:29:46,100 --> 00:29:50,100 Don't I get a minute to myself? Everywhere I go, Washington. 451 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:52,300 Well, that means a half an hour. 452 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,600 Crewson, I wanna talk to you. 453 00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:57,700 - I won't go away. Scout's honor. - Good. Good. 454 00:29:58,100 --> 00:30:00,500 I wish you wouldn't take that tone with Eddie. 455 00:30:00,900 --> 00:30:04,200 - I must see if I have another tone. - Want your leave extended? 456 00:30:04,500 --> 00:30:08,400 Two weeks? A month, maybe more? Eddie's the boy who can do it. 457 00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,400 Now, what would you like to do on your leave? 458 00:30:11,700 --> 00:30:13,800 What kind of a girl are you looking for? 459 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:17,900 I'm looking for a girl who doesn't smoke, drink or have any bad habits. 460 00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:19,900 What for? 461 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,000 - Hello, Gwynneth. - Hello, Walter. 462 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:30,300 They told me Eddie said to meet you here. Where is the lad? 463 00:30:30,700 --> 00:30:33,000 - On the phone. - Of course. Where else? 464 00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:35,700 Who's throwing this coffee klatch? 465 00:30:35,900 --> 00:30:39,400 Those three, over there. I had a story on them in the papers. 466 00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:43,700 Oh, those. Who's the tall, dark one in the black kimono? 467 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:47,700 Oh, that's Andy Crewson. Funny how everybody always picks him out first. 468 00:30:48,100 --> 00:30:51,400 - How can you help it? - Would you like to meet them? 469 00:30:51,700 --> 00:30:54,200 - Is it safe? - No, but come on. 470 00:30:54,700 --> 00:30:58,200 You know, I know fitters and welders that make 125 bucks- 471 00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:01,200 I mean "dollars. " A week. Imagine. 472 00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:04,300 - I'm getting rich too. I steal planes. - Really? 473 00:31:04,700 --> 00:31:07,000 Gwynneth, may I present Lieutenant MacCann... 474 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:09,600 ...Hardy, Commander Crewson. Miss Livingston. 475 00:31:09,900 --> 00:31:11,100 - How do you do? - Hi. 476 00:31:11,300 --> 00:31:12,600 Hi. 477 00:31:13,100 --> 00:31:15,500 Why do I feel like saluting? 478 00:31:16,100 --> 00:31:18,200 Miss Kratchna, Miss Livingston. 479 00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:21,400 Quite pleased to meet you, I'm sure. 480 00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:24,300 You're engaged to Mr. Turnbill, aren't you? 481 00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:28,500 I read the columns and the society things. They say you are. 482 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,700 In that case, I suppose I am. 483 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,900 Miss Livingston, do you think I wear too much makeup? 484 00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:38,200 I think you look fine. 485 00:31:38,700 --> 00:31:40,700 Even when I carry Fortune magazine... 486 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,800 ...people still look at me like I was from the wrong part of town. 487 00:31:45,300 --> 00:31:48,800 - Is that new? I haven't heard it before. - You haven't? Where have you been? 488 00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:53,100 Anyway, I'd like to dance to it. Providing, of course, that I'm asked. 489 00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:54,900 Whose outfit is that? 490 00:31:55,100 --> 00:31:59,200 Very well. Being that it's wartime, I'll do the asking myself. 491 00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:04,800 - How about it, lieutenant? - What? Oh, delighted, Miss Kratchna. 492 00:32:05,100 --> 00:32:08,200 - I only asked you to make him jealous. - Thanks a million. 493 00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:12,300 - The trumpeter, who is he? - Are you mad for trumpets too? 494 00:32:12,700 --> 00:32:14,000 When I can hear them. 495 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,100 Come with me. 496 00:32:19,100 --> 00:32:20,400 Squat. 497 00:32:29,300 --> 00:32:31,000 Manny Klein! 498 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,900 A pitcher of stingers, some cigarettes, a few acorns... 499 00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,900 ...and we can dig in here for winter. Don't go away. 500 00:32:58,700 --> 00:33:00,600 Thank you. You are a good provider. 501 00:33:00,900 --> 00:33:02,100 Hey, Andy. - What? 502 00:33:02,300 --> 00:33:04,900 You supposed to call operator six. Great Neck. 503 00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:07,200 - Thanks. - Where's Great Neck? 504 00:33:07,500 --> 00:33:09,000 Long Island, you ignoramus. 505 00:33:09,900 --> 00:33:11,300 If I said Hattiesburg... 506 00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:14,900 - ...would you know it was Mississippi? - Certainly. 507 00:33:16,500 --> 00:33:17,800 Come on. 508 00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:20,600 - Aren't you going to call operator six? - No, I- 509 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,900 Wait a minute, chum. Take it easy. 510 00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:27,300 No, I'm not gonna call operator six. 511 00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:30,700 To trumpet players everywhere. Friend and foe alike. 512 00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:37,100 - What's the matter? - Uh... 513 00:33:37,900 --> 00:33:40,400 You look so, so glossy. 514 00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:43,200 Clean living and Elizabeth Arden. 515 00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:45,200 Do you act, model? 516 00:33:45,500 --> 00:33:47,900 In New York I registered at a modeling agency. 517 00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:50,200 They said they'd call me and never did. 518 00:33:50,500 --> 00:33:53,500 Now when I list my occupation, I always put down "model. " 519 00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:55,700 Naturally. And what do you do? 520 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,400 - I have a very unusual occupation. - What's that? 521 00:33:58,700 --> 00:34:01,000 I'm engaged to Eddie Turnbill. 522 00:34:01,300 --> 00:34:03,200 How do you like the work? 523 00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:05,600 The hours are great. 524 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,300 Do you mind telling me, what did you do before the war? 525 00:34:12,700 --> 00:34:13,900 You name it, I did it. 526 00:34:14,100 --> 00:34:17,000 - Such as what? - What's the difference? It all bored me. 527 00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:19,800 - Come on, let's listen to the music. Oh, Andy. 528 00:34:20,100 --> 00:34:22,200 Could we see you a minute, please? 529 00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:24,300 Excuse me. 530 00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:31,600 Commander, this is Ensign Lewis from the Alameda Naval Air Station. 531 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,100 Welcome aboard, Lewis. 532 00:34:33,300 --> 00:34:34,900 - Thank you. - Glad to have you. 533 00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:37,600 - Pour Lewis a drink. - Thanks, but I'm on duty. 534 00:34:37,900 --> 00:34:40,300 - What's that got to do with it? - Drinking on- 535 00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:42,800 - Here, Lewis. Have a drink. - Thank you, sir. 536 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,500 My goodness. Nobody's called me "sir" since... 537 00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:50,200 - ...well, nobody ever called me "sir. " - Lewis is here for a copy of our orders. 538 00:34:50,500 --> 00:34:53,000 You went through Alameda so fast that I didn't- 539 00:34:53,300 --> 00:34:56,100 Alameda, huh? Nice air station you have there, Lewis. 540 00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:59,300 - Thank you, sir. - Very neatly kept. At least what I saw. 541 00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:03,200 - Thank you, sir. But those orders- - That's a smart-looking uniform. 542 00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:06,500 - Thank you, sir. But about those- - Have another drink. 543 00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:12,100 - Thank you, sir. But I just finished one- - Come on. Have another. Do you good. 544 00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:15,300 - Now, what were you saying? - I have to get back... 545 00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:18,200 ...but I'll have to have a copy of your orders. 546 00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:21,600 You know how it is. We only had an hour to get ready. 547 00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:25,700 - If you need copies, I could make them. - We're on verbal orders... 548 00:35:26,100 --> 00:35:27,500 ...from the skipper himself. 549 00:35:27,700 --> 00:35:28,800 You don't understand. 550 00:35:29,100 --> 00:35:33,000 - We have to file written orders. - Everything's fine. Everything's in order. 551 00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:36,900 Would you like a cigarette? To dance? I mean with a girl, of course. 552 00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:39,400 Sir, I can't go back empty-handed. 553 00:35:39,700 --> 00:35:42,500 We have to file written orders. That's what we do. 554 00:35:42,900 --> 00:35:46,200 I know. But why must you worry about every little detail, Lewis? 555 00:35:46,500 --> 00:35:50,800 This is a party. Get yourself in the spirit. Grab yourself a girl. Wait a minute. 556 00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:53,500 Sweetheart. Sweetheart, come here. 557 00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:56,000 - This is Ensign Lewis. This is-? - Hello. 558 00:35:56,300 --> 00:35:59,100 No. Well, you stand by and I'll talk to you later. 559 00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:01,900 - She's not worthy of him, is she? - No, no. 560 00:36:02,300 --> 00:36:04,000 Well, she looks very nice to me. 561 00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:05,800 How about her? 562 00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:12,300 Sorry, she's reserved. What kind of girls do you like? 563 00:36:12,700 --> 00:36:14,200 Concave? Convex? 564 00:36:14,500 --> 00:36:16,300 - Well, I- - Oh, darling, I... 565 00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:20,000 - Your last name has slipped my mind. - Kratchna. 566 00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:21,900 - And your first name? - Alice. 567 00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:25,600 Come on, now, you have a better memory than that. 568 00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:27,700 Alice, this is Ensign Lewis. 569 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:32,000 He's been watching you for hours, but he's been too shy to ask you to dance. 570 00:36:32,300 --> 00:36:36,700 Well, he's in luck. I only dance with servicemen and civilians. 571 00:36:37,100 --> 00:36:40,500 He's sort of in between, but dance with him anyway. 572 00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:44,100 Now, be kind to the ensign, Alice. He's had a rough war. 573 00:36:44,500 --> 00:36:47,000 Gas rationing, meat-point shortages. 574 00:36:47,300 --> 00:36:50,400 Don't worry, he's in good hands. 575 00:36:50,900 --> 00:36:55,300 If you wanted, I could phone the station to radio the ship for confirmation. 576 00:36:55,700 --> 00:36:58,500 You do that. Excellent idea. 577 00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,900 Congratulations. As smooth an operation as I've ever seen. 578 00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:04,500 If our luck holds, we'll never see him again. 579 00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:06,900 Everybody in Washington's a crackpot. 580 00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:09,000 I don't know why we're winning this war. 581 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:12,700 - Don't look at me, I don't know why. - Hello, Mr. Turnbill, sir. 582 00:37:12,900 --> 00:37:14,500 Oh, Gwynneth. 583 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:16,700 - Darling. - He's a very busy man. 584 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:20,600 Commander Crewson, is there some quiet spot we can have a quick talk? 585 00:37:20,900 --> 00:37:24,600 Here. Everybody's got liquor and girls. They're not gonna eavesdrop. 586 00:37:25,300 --> 00:37:29,000 Andy, the Turnbill Shipbuilding Corporation is doing a fine job. 587 00:37:29,300 --> 00:37:31,500 But, commander, we need your help badly. 588 00:37:31,700 --> 00:37:35,200 Isn't there some way you can turn down that blasted machine? 589 00:37:40,100 --> 00:37:43,100 Thank you. Now then, this is about absenteeism. 590 00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:47,400 The people in our country can't possibly keep conscious of the facts of war. 591 00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:50,600 We have to drive home that they must stay on their job. 592 00:37:50,900 --> 00:37:52,300 Refill? 593 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:54,500 Crewson, this is important. 594 00:37:55,100 --> 00:37:59,100 Eddie is trying to get a contract from the government. He's having trouble. 595 00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:02,600 Right now, all the publicity he can get- I mean, publicity- 596 00:38:02,900 --> 00:38:04,100 That is not the point. 597 00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:08,600 Commander, we need your help to make our workers stay on the job. 598 00:38:08,900 --> 00:38:11,400 All you've gotta do is appear at our assemblies. 599 00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:15,500 The graveyard shift, tonight, for example, you make a speech. 600 00:38:15,700 --> 00:38:17,800 Listen, Mr. Turnbill. 601 00:38:18,100 --> 00:38:20,900 Now, let me explain something. 602 00:38:21,100 --> 00:38:23,000 You see, we're tired. 603 00:38:23,300 --> 00:38:27,300 Now, Mac's been out 20 months, Mississip two years, and me three. 604 00:38:27,700 --> 00:38:31,900 - We're on leave at last. I'm sorry. - Crewson, you don't get the picture. 605 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:34,500 - No, well- - Please, Eddie, let me recap. 606 00:38:34,700 --> 00:38:38,800 Crewson, it's fun. A nice bar in the executive grill and a speech. 607 00:38:39,100 --> 00:38:40,900 Anything that's happened to you. 608 00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:44,800 Well, sure. You must have a hundred anecdotes. Anything real. 609 00:38:45,100 --> 00:38:49,200 Oh, anecdotes, huh? Real, huh? Now, let me think. 610 00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:51,700 Oh, you mean something like this: 611 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:56,800 On Guadalcanal, they're bombing us every night. Us bombing them every day. 612 00:38:57,200 --> 00:39:01,100 I had a little native boy that sort of took up with me. Ugly little cuss. 613 00:39:01,500 --> 00:39:04,000 He acted as valet in Gentleman's Gentleman. 614 00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:08,400 Slept on the floor of my tent. One night, bomb. 615 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,200 He was blown to bits. 616 00:39:11,500 --> 00:39:14,200 Took us days to scrape him off the sides of the tent. 617 00:39:14,500 --> 00:39:17,500 Oh, we found most of him, his arms, and legs and liver... 618 00:39:17,900 --> 00:39:19,900 ...all except his head. 619 00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:22,300 Never did find that. 620 00:39:23,300 --> 00:39:26,300 I got a million. Little human-interest touches of war. 621 00:39:26,900 --> 00:39:28,900 Very real. 622 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:35,000 I will have that refill now. 623 00:39:35,700 --> 00:39:37,000 Certainly. 624 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,800 - I take it you're not interested. - That's right. 625 00:39:41,100 --> 00:39:43,100 Get a drink, let's talk about girls. 626 00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:46,300 I will not talk about girls. This is important. 627 00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:49,900 Do you realize that my time is worth $ 1000 an hour, maybe more? 628 00:39:50,300 --> 00:39:54,900 Listen. I'll pay you 100 bucks apiece. That sound better? 629 00:39:55,300 --> 00:40:00,300 Now, you listen. Listen carefully. I'm not interested in your money or your shipyard. 630 00:40:00,700 --> 00:40:03,300 I came here to get drunk and chase girls. 631 00:40:03,700 --> 00:40:06,000 Do you realize I can have you ordered to do it? 632 00:40:06,300 --> 00:40:09,800 Now, listen, little man. Maybe you can have your stockroom boys... 633 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:14,400 ...and vice presidents pushed around, but you don't rate with the U.S. Navy. 634 00:40:15,100 --> 00:40:18,600 I'll tell you something. If there's another war, if there is... 635 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:23,100 ...characters like you are gonna be paid off in war scrip. Made of soybeans. 636 00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:27,300 At the end, the one that collected the most gets his head cut off. 637 00:40:27,900 --> 00:40:31,600 Now, your job is to build ships. Mine is to blow them up. 638 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,300 Now, you do your job, and leave me alone. 639 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:37,900 I've had my hands filled with my job for three years. 640 00:40:38,300 --> 00:40:41,200 Now, for four days, they're going to be empty. 641 00:40:41,500 --> 00:40:44,200 Have I made myself sufficiently clear? 642 00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:48,700 Nobody, nobody has ever talked to me that way. 643 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:53,100 - You know how nervous you are- - There's a call for Mr. Turnbill. London. 644 00:40:53,500 --> 00:40:56,100 Tell them I'll take it in the manager's office. 645 00:40:56,700 --> 00:40:58,600 Good. You do that. 646 00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:07,200 He makes a nice exit, don't he? 647 00:41:08,100 --> 00:41:11,300 Well, this is the swellest party I've ever been asked to leave. 648 00:41:11,900 --> 00:41:16,400 No, you stay. Everybody else go. End of party. 649 00:41:16,700 --> 00:41:19,800 Cheer up. Same time, same place, tomorrow. 650 00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:27,000 A month's leave right in your hands, and you blew it. 651 00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,500 - Didn't I, though. - A few minutes a day... 652 00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:33,000 ...and all the leave you'd ever want. What was so terrible? 653 00:41:33,300 --> 00:41:35,900 - Oh, shut up. - Oh, I gotta go hold Eddie's hand. 654 00:41:36,700 --> 00:41:38,900 - You feel all right? - Yeah, I'm fine. 655 00:41:39,300 --> 00:41:42,400 What happens to this lad? He's in no condition to navigate. 656 00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:46,300 Walk him around the block a few times. The cold air will sober him up. 657 00:41:46,700 --> 00:41:48,100 Not at all. Come along, now. 658 00:41:48,300 --> 00:41:50,200 - You sure you're all right? - I'm fine. 659 00:41:50,500 --> 00:41:55,000 You better get under the covers. You've got the Guadalcanal wobblies again. 660 00:41:55,300 --> 00:42:00,800 Hey, Mac, where'd you put the Atabrine? I'll get the water. Here. Come on. 661 00:42:01,300 --> 00:42:03,700 All right, here we are. 662 00:42:03,900 --> 00:42:05,500 Thanks, Mac. 663 00:42:05,700 --> 00:42:07,700 - Here's the other one. - Have a chaser. 664 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,800 - Should I call the doctor? No, no, it's only malaria. 665 00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:15,700 - We all got it. It only lasts a few minutes. - Feel better now, sweetie? 666 00:42:16,100 --> 00:42:18,600 He's the one with the attack, not me. 667 00:42:18,900 --> 00:42:23,900 A few minutes ago I was crazy about Crewson, but now I like you best. 668 00:42:24,300 --> 00:42:27,500 - Here. - Well, thank you. 669 00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:29,400 Funny how men change. 670 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:32,800 Do they make you fly like this? 671 00:42:33,100 --> 00:42:37,700 Our flight surgeon says mosquitoes have malaria, and they keep flying. 672 00:42:38,100 --> 00:42:39,800 - Oh, Miss Kratchna. - Yes? 673 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:44,300 - Would you please get me water? - Why, you bet, honey. 674 00:42:44,700 --> 00:42:48,800 Now, you just take it easy. I'll be right back with it. 675 00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:50,900 I feel so helpless. 676 00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:53,100 All those first-aid courses. 677 00:42:53,300 --> 00:42:56,900 I'll tell you what. Could you just get under the blanket with me? 678 00:42:57,500 --> 00:42:58,600 What? 679 00:42:59,500 --> 00:43:01,400 Would you deny me a little body heat? 680 00:43:01,700 --> 00:43:03,100 I thought you were sick. 681 00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:05,900 It would mean so much to me and so little to you. 682 00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:09,400 I haven't much body heat to spare. I'm anemic. 683 00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:13,700 Come on, you'd love it. It's like snuggling up to a washing machine. 684 00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:18,100 Oh, no! No. 685 00:43:18,300 --> 00:43:20,600 What's the trouble? What's the matter? 686 00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:23,000 My name's Crewson, chief. What's the word? 687 00:43:23,300 --> 00:43:26,700 I got orders for you. Same as Mr. Hardy's and Mr. MacCann's. 688 00:43:27,100 --> 00:43:30,300 You gotta report for medical examinations and flight physicals. 689 00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:33,700 - It's a mistake. We're here on leave. - It ain't no mistake. 690 00:43:33,900 --> 00:43:37,300 Crewson, look. It's signed by the exec at Alameda. 691 00:43:37,700 --> 00:43:40,900 - That ensign didn't tell them to radio. I don't get it. 692 00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:43,100 Well, the CO must've been afraid. 693 00:43:43,300 --> 00:43:46,300 Having people in the area he couldn't account for. 694 00:43:46,700 --> 00:43:50,500 - So he throws us in the hospital. - We're not going to the hospital. 695 00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:53,500 Commander, these are orders, not invitations. 696 00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,700 You'll be out in two or three days. 697 00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:58,200 - Then you can- - We only have four days' leave. 698 00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:02,000 Sorry, commander. If you'll read this, you ain't got any leave. 699 00:44:02,300 --> 00:44:05,800 - You're on patient duty at the hospital. - I've been in a hospital. 700 00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:10,200 It ain't so bad. With luck, you can get a pass every night from 7 to 10. 701 00:44:10,500 --> 00:44:13,000 Besides, you don't have to report till 6... 702 00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:15,200 - ...tomorrow morning. - All right. 703 00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:20,700 Hey, fella. The party's over. 704 00:44:21,900 --> 00:44:24,400 Gentlemen, follow me into the bedroom. 705 00:44:24,700 --> 00:44:27,700 That's the best offer we had all day. 706 00:44:28,100 --> 00:44:32,900 - Why, hello, Miss Kratchna. - Well, pleased to meet you, I'm sure. 707 00:44:33,500 --> 00:44:35,100 You don't remember me. 708 00:44:35,300 --> 00:44:38,800 You won the E for "energy" at the Schnieffen Company factory. 709 00:44:39,100 --> 00:44:41,900 I was in charge of the Navy guard of honor. I pinned it on you. 710 00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:47,700 And a very nice guard it was too. 711 00:44:48,100 --> 00:44:51,700 But you should've seen it when I won the O for "overtime. " 712 00:44:52,100 --> 00:44:54,600 - I don't know what- - Can't you keep him quiet? 713 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,800 This is your only chance to stay out of the hospital. 714 00:44:58,100 --> 00:45:01,500 Eddie? This is Gwynneth, dear. Eddie, I'm still at the party. 715 00:45:01,700 --> 00:45:04,100 - And I wish you could see Crewson. - Yeah. 716 00:45:04,500 --> 00:45:06,700 He's a quivering mass of remorse and regret. 717 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,200 Oh, that's enough. - Shh! 718 00:45:09,500 --> 00:45:11,600 Now, look. Wait, wait- 719 00:45:11,900 --> 00:45:13,500 He says he had one too many. 720 00:45:13,700 --> 00:45:17,600 He realizes now how important you and your shipyard are to the war effort. 721 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,100 If it will help the absentee problem... 722 00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:22,500 ...they're willing to talk their fool heads off. 723 00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:28,200 To the night shift? Sure, they're ready right now. 724 00:45:28,500 --> 00:45:31,100 Tell him to square it with the exec at Alameda. 725 00:45:31,500 --> 00:45:35,300 Eddie, there's just one thing. You'll have to call the exec at Alameda. 726 00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:40,000 There's been a mix-up. The boys have to report to the hospital in the morning. 727 00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:43,000 Don't worry about it. 728 00:45:43,300 --> 00:45:45,600 He'll call the admiral direct. 729 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:50,100 Thank you, Eddie. You get a cab, and we'll meet you outside. 730 00:45:51,300 --> 00:45:54,500 Let him talk now if he has anything to say. 731 00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:57,200 You know, I- - Before you say one word. 732 00:45:57,400 --> 00:46:02,400 I'll do anything you say. I'll go to that shipyard, I'll tell that civilian to go... 733 00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:04,800 ...you know. 734 00:46:05,100 --> 00:46:07,900 But I wanna say one thing first. 735 00:46:08,300 --> 00:46:10,400 I had enough of hospitals... 736 00:46:10,700 --> 00:46:13,300 ...and I had enough of this crummy war... 737 00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:17,900 ...and I wanna stay out of it. Just as long as I can. 738 00:46:18,300 --> 00:46:20,600 And I figure I'm entitled... 739 00:46:21,100 --> 00:46:22,900 ...don't you? 740 00:46:27,900 --> 00:46:30,900 You mean, you want us to tell them what heroes we are? 741 00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:34,200 - I don't mean that. - We don't have to do it that way. 742 00:46:34,500 --> 00:46:36,100 I'll say what a great guy you are. 743 00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:38,500 You tell them about him, and he'll tell about me. 744 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,000 - How about that? - Oh... 745 00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:42,700 Hello. 746 00:46:43,100 --> 00:46:45,000 Just one second, please. 747 00:46:45,300 --> 00:46:47,900 Great Neck, Long Island calling you. 748 00:46:48,500 --> 00:46:50,300 I'm not in. 749 00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:53,900 Tell them I'm on my way to the Turnbill Shipyards. 750 00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:55,400 He's not in. 751 00:46:57,300 --> 00:47:00,300 There's always cabs for playboys, but here we are... 752 00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:03,300 ...essential to the war effort and- 753 00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:07,300 Lieutenant, I just wanna make it clear... 754 00:47:07,700 --> 00:47:11,500 ...this ain't my responsibility, sir. I want everybody to know that. 755 00:47:11,900 --> 00:47:14,200 - It'll be all right, chief. - Yes, sir. 756 00:47:14,500 --> 00:47:16,400 Oh, Miss Kratchna. 757 00:47:16,700 --> 00:47:19,600 - Yes? - Well, goodbye, Miss Kratchna. 758 00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:22,100 It's a pleasure to meet you in private life. 759 00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:26,600 Well, goodbye. I'm sure. 760 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:28,800 Miss Kratchna... 761 00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:31,900 ...my name is Ruddle. 762 00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:36,000 Well, goodbye, Mr. Ruddle. 763 00:47:37,700 --> 00:47:39,400 - Oh, commander. - Yeah? 764 00:47:39,700 --> 00:47:41,100 You boys are out of uniform. 765 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:45,700 In this town, you gotta wear blues after 6:00. Shore patrol gets you. 766 00:47:46,100 --> 00:47:48,200 Thanks, chief, we'll manage. 767 00:47:53,900 --> 00:47:57,700 I have to go to work now. War work. 768 00:47:58,100 --> 00:48:00,900 I'll call you when I get through. 769 00:48:01,500 --> 00:48:04,700 My wife- I mean, you know, I'm married. 770 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:08,200 Married. So what? Everybody is. 771 00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:10,500 So long, honey. 772 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:18,600 Come on. If we hurry, we can catch them at the coffee break. 773 00:48:25,900 --> 00:48:27,400 We'll never find another taxi. 774 00:48:27,700 --> 00:48:31,400 - What's the matter with the streetcar? - It doesn't go to the shipyard. 775 00:48:31,700 --> 00:48:33,300 Great. 776 00:48:47,900 --> 00:48:49,800 Now then. 777 00:48:57,500 --> 00:49:01,300 I don't get it. You don't resist, and you don't cooperate. 778 00:49:01,700 --> 00:49:05,200 I don't want you to kiss me, and I don't want you not to kiss me. 779 00:49:05,500 --> 00:49:07,100 - Does that make sense? - No. 780 00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:10,500 - Isn't it puzzling and confusing? - Yes. 781 00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:13,600 - Shall we just leave it that way, then? - All right. 782 00:49:13,900 --> 00:49:15,600 All right. 783 00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:17,200 No. 784 00:49:17,500 --> 00:49:19,000 No. 785 00:49:19,900 --> 00:49:23,100 Well, is that a definite and final "no"? 786 00:49:23,500 --> 00:49:26,600 - Until further notice. - I see. 787 00:49:29,300 --> 00:49:32,300 Do you know a place where there's a decent trumpet player? 788 00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:34,700 I know a shipyard with an angry owner. 789 00:49:34,900 --> 00:49:37,000 - How angry? - Very. 790 00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:40,100 Must be something wrong with me. I find myself not caring. 791 00:49:40,500 --> 00:49:42,700 I must. I'm engaged to him. 792 00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:44,300 How engaged? 793 00:49:44,500 --> 00:49:45,600 Very. 794 00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:49,000 Well, he's tall, but there must be another reason. 795 00:49:49,300 --> 00:49:50,800 - There is. - What's that? 796 00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:55,400 - I was engaged once, to a lieutenant. - Oh, it's always a lieutenant. 797 00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:57,300 He was killed in Africa. 798 00:49:57,600 --> 00:49:58,900 I'm sorry. 799 00:49:59,100 --> 00:50:02,200 He didn't have the satisfaction of dying decently. 800 00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:06,000 He was hit by a cab, crossing against the light in Casablanca. 801 00:50:06,300 --> 00:50:10,800 What's the difference how you get it? Cab, bomb, dysentery, it's all the war. 802 00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:14,200 And that, Mr. Crewson, is why I'm engaged to Mr. Turnbill. 803 00:50:14,500 --> 00:50:17,700 He's alive, and he'll still be alive at the end of the war. 804 00:50:18,100 --> 00:50:21,200 He's filthy rich now, and he'll be even filthier rich then. 805 00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:22,700 That's the stuff. 806 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:27,200 True love almost always fades, but money stays green forever. 807 00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:29,200 - You approve, then? - Certainly. 808 00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:32,100 Thank you very much. Now, how about the shipyard? 809 00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:36,000 How about the place with the trumpet player? 810 00:50:36,300 --> 00:50:38,900 - It's the next corner. - All right. 811 00:51:10,300 --> 00:51:16,600 I hear ice cubes rattling in glasses, I hear people talking, I hear people laughing. 812 00:51:17,100 --> 00:51:20,700 I can hear your heartbeat, but I cannot hear that trumpet. 813 00:51:21,100 --> 00:51:23,000 You wanna try another place? 814 00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:26,300 Why, do you know a joint that has quieter ice cubes? 815 00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:29,800 - You just wanna keep on dancing? - Dancing? 816 00:51:30,100 --> 00:51:33,500 Is that what we're doing? Oh, what a disappointment. 817 00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:37,900 - Oh, I'm sorry, sport. - Don't worry about it, soldier. 818 00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:42,000 If you don't mind, I'd like to worry about it. That nice, new, blue suit. 819 00:51:42,300 --> 00:51:45,000 It's not important, but technically, I'm in the Navy. 820 00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:48,100 You ask me, you're the best-dressed man in the room. 821 00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:49,800 Thank you very much. 822 00:51:50,100 --> 00:51:53,400 You don't know how hard I tried to get into a uniform like that. 823 00:51:53,700 --> 00:51:56,800 But the fools in Washington say the scrap business is essential. 824 00:51:57,100 --> 00:52:00,900 - Well, it is. It is. - Maybe it is. But if you ask me- 825 00:52:01,300 --> 00:52:05,300 - Look, can I buy you a drink, soldier? - Thank you, but I never indulge. 826 00:52:05,700 --> 00:52:09,500 Oh, dear, I did it again. I'm terribly sorry. I am. 827 00:52:15,700 --> 00:52:17,400 We fought our way to home base. 828 00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:19,900 In that case, shall we sit? - Just a minute. 829 00:52:20,100 --> 00:52:23,000 I saw a man do this in an English movie. 830 00:52:23,300 --> 00:52:25,500 See, it's one of their customs. 831 00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:28,200 - I think you're loaded. - Well, I do hope so. 832 00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:32,200 I've invested about 50 bucks so far, wouldn't you say? 833 00:52:33,900 --> 00:52:35,200 There. 834 00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:37,400 From the same movie. 835 00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:41,100 How was I with that fellow? I wasn't rude, was I? 836 00:52:41,500 --> 00:52:43,600 I couldn't tell. What did you intend? 837 00:52:43,900 --> 00:52:48,900 I don't know. It's so difficult to talk to civilians these days. They're so sensitive. 838 00:52:49,300 --> 00:52:52,100 - What was he, the third or the fourth? - The third. 839 00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:54,900 Here comes the fourth now, I think. 840 00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:58,500 Commander? Your picture was on the front page of my paper. 841 00:52:58,900 --> 00:53:01,800 - I'm with the Chronicle, may I sit? - Why, are you tired? 842 00:53:02,100 --> 00:53:03,700 No, I'd just like an interview. 843 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:08,300 I notice no other paper has succeeded so far, and I'd also like to buy you... 844 00:53:08,700 --> 00:53:11,900 ...and Miss Livingston- I know her from the society page. 845 00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:15,600 - I'd like to buy you and her a drink. - I'm buying the drink. 846 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:19,300 I know how underpaid reporters are. 847 00:53:19,900 --> 00:53:22,000 Oh, waiter. Waiter. Oh, here. 848 00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:24,700 Three stingers, please. 849 00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:28,800 I suppose you want me to give you the word, about the war, that is. 850 00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:32,600 - Well, I sure would. - Which war do you mean? 851 00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:34,900 How many are there? I know of one. 852 00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:38,200 Oh, well, there's the war between the Army and Navy... 853 00:53:38,500 --> 00:53:42,400 ...and one between the Navy and the Marines, and the Marines and the Army. 854 00:53:42,700 --> 00:53:47,600 Then there's the global conflict between the fighting Navy and the paper Navy. 855 00:53:47,900 --> 00:53:50,200 What happens to the enemy is coincidental. 856 00:53:50,500 --> 00:53:53,100 I've read your citation. It was a great feat. 857 00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:55,700 Oh, that. It was nothing, really. 858 00:53:56,000 --> 00:54:01,000 Any man with unlimited courage and a genius for flying could have done as well. 859 00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:04,300 Have your stinger. You're going to earn it. 860 00:54:06,300 --> 00:54:10,100 All right, commander. Suppose you tell me about the action. 861 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,300 There I was on my back at 20,000 feet. 862 00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:20,000 Zero above and two Mitsubishis below. And through a break in the clouds... 863 00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:22,500 - ...guess what I saw in the drink. - What? 864 00:54:22,700 --> 00:54:25,100 A battleship of the Haruna class. 865 00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:30,100 Well, I dived straight down on the battleship's pagoda. 866 00:54:31,300 --> 00:54:35,400 As I released the bomb and pulled up, I heard the boys on the radio saying: 867 00:54:35,700 --> 00:54:39,900 "Nice hit, Andy. You got her right in the funnel, Crewson. " It was rugged. 868 00:54:40,300 --> 00:54:41,600 Then what did you do? 869 00:54:41,900 --> 00:54:44,200 I did my best to think up a good sentence. 870 00:54:44,500 --> 00:54:47,600 - A good sentence? - A slogan-type sentence. 871 00:54:47,900 --> 00:54:51,900 If you can think up a good slogan, you're a cinch for the Navy Cross. 872 00:54:52,300 --> 00:54:55,300 Things like, "Send me more Japs"... 873 00:54:55,700 --> 00:54:59,700 ...or, "My only regret is that I have but one life to give. " Stuff like that. 874 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:03,500 If you can think up a hot slogan that makes all the news services... 875 00:55:03,900 --> 00:55:05,900 ...you may even rate the Medal of Honor. 876 00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:10,200 Can it be that I'm being had? 877 00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:13,000 I tried to warn you. 878 00:55:13,700 --> 00:55:17,100 All right, commander. I'll try just one more question. 879 00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:20,400 I don't suppose you're anxious to get back there. 880 00:55:24,900 --> 00:55:28,600 Well, no man likes to be shot at. But, still, there's a job to be done. 881 00:55:28,900 --> 00:55:32,200 I've been on too many missions, flown too many hours in combat. 882 00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:34,300 The odds are against me. 883 00:55:34,700 --> 00:55:39,700 Still, I wanna get back there, even if I'm just as certain I'll never return. 884 00:55:40,100 --> 00:55:44,200 Most of the fellows realize they can't come back from all the missions. 885 00:55:45,100 --> 00:55:48,200 When my turn comes, I'll have the satisfaction of knowing... 886 00:55:48,500 --> 00:55:52,300 ...what I'm fighting for will keep burning with a hard, gem-like flame... 887 00:55:52,700 --> 00:55:53,900 ...long after I'm gone. 888 00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:56,300 That's really all that matters. 889 00:55:57,600 --> 00:56:00,200 "Hard, gem-like flame. " 890 00:56:00,500 --> 00:56:04,300 That's from Walter Pater. I studied him in college too. 891 00:56:05,500 --> 00:56:08,200 I guess I deserve this. Thanks for the drink. 892 00:56:08,500 --> 00:56:13,000 Now, wait a minute. Aren't you gonna ask me what I'm really fighting for? 893 00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:17,500 - No, thank you, I don't think I will. - I'm gonna tell you. You should know. 894 00:56:17,900 --> 00:56:21,800 Don't you ever read the ads and editorials? Listen to the radio? 895 00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:26,100 I read that one guy was fighting for his right to boo the Dodgers. 896 00:56:26,500 --> 00:56:29,700 Another fellow was apparently fighting for a new icebox. 897 00:56:29,900 --> 00:56:32,100 But me, do you know what I'm fighting for? 898 00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:35,200 I'm fighting for the right to call Mr. Turnbill... 899 00:56:35,500 --> 00:56:40,200 ...that's the man Miss Livingston's engaged to, I'm fighting to call him Eddie. 900 00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:42,400 Good night, one and all. 901 00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:45,200 - What's the matter with him? - Listen, Commander Crewson... 902 00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:50,800 Folks, we've got a little treat for you tonight. 903 00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:55,700 I want you to meet a buddy of mine from Chicago, Bing Crosby ll. 904 00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:03,000 We don't want trouble. The shore patrol is outside. Why don't you leave quietly. 905 00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:05,200 The tab's on me, huh? 906 00:57:05,500 --> 00:57:09,900 Folks, attention. This man wants us to join a union before he'll let us perform. 907 00:57:10,300 --> 00:57:13,100 - Now, do you think that's right? No. 908 00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:16,200 It's all yours, buddy boy. It's all yours. 909 00:57:40,900 --> 00:57:42,900 Bing who? 910 00:57:57,300 --> 00:58:00,900 While my buddy is trying to remember the words, I'll juggle. 911 00:58:01,300 --> 00:58:03,000 The show must go on, you know. 912 00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:07,800 Thank you, thank you. 913 00:58:28,100 --> 00:58:29,800 Settle up. 914 00:58:36,700 --> 00:58:39,800 He got away. Disappeared. We got the big one inside. 915 00:58:40,100 --> 00:58:41,100 Right. 916 00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:42,800 Just throw him in for safekeeping. 917 00:58:43,100 --> 00:58:48,100 - Don't put him on report, he's harmless. - You're out of uniform. I'll report you. 918 00:58:48,500 --> 00:58:50,600 Oh, that's fine. 919 00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:55,700 A man's ship is torpedoed, he loses all his uniforms, the pay accounts get lost... 920 00:58:56,100 --> 00:59:00,300 ...he can't get paid. Then shore patrol expects him to own blues or stay indoors. 921 00:59:00,700 --> 00:59:03,000 Sometimes I wonder if they know there's a war. 922 00:59:03,300 --> 00:59:05,400 - I'm sorry, commander. - Don't apologize. 923 00:59:05,700 --> 00:59:09,400 We try to be reasonable. So many others try to take advantage of us. 924 00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:13,500 I reported a three-striper tonight. He said he'd talk to the admiral... 925 00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:17,900 ...but I put him on report just the same. But I'm gonna let you off, commander. 926 00:59:20,100 --> 00:59:21,700 Very well done. 927 00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:26,300 Nothing to it. They get an inferiority complex around anyone on sea duty. 928 00:59:26,500 --> 00:59:30,500 - They feel landlubberly and that's the- - Salute me! 929 00:59:30,900 --> 00:59:32,300 Oh, come on, son, hands off. 930 00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:36,100 Now, you learned better than that at boot camp. Scram. 931 00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:41,700 Hey, you, salute me. You salute me. Every time I salute you... 932 00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:45,800 - ...you salute me. That's the law. - Yeah. Here's an empty cab. Get in. 933 00:59:46,100 --> 00:59:52,500 - Shore patrol will get you. - Salute me, you two-and-a-half striper! 934 00:59:53,700 --> 00:59:57,700 I give you my word. First thing, I'll buy myself a new set of blues. 935 00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:01,400 You said your ship had been sunk, I believe. What ship was it? 936 01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:03,700 The Titanic. 937 01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:08,300 Big joke. 938 01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:29,400 A little better than that kiss in the cable car... 939 01:00:29,700 --> 01:00:33,600 - ...but we still got a long way to go. - Yes, I think so too. 940 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:37,800 You're so good to look at, and you feel so good to the touch. 941 01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:39,800 Thank you. 942 01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:43,400 - Do you live alone? - Yes. 943 01:00:43,700 --> 01:00:47,000 - An apartment? - A darling apartment. 944 01:00:47,300 --> 01:00:50,400 But don't worry, you're not going to see it. 945 01:00:50,700 --> 01:00:52,500 I'm not? 946 01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:54,600 Oh, that's too bad. 947 01:00:55,100 --> 01:00:57,200 Well, what will we do now? 948 01:00:59,700 --> 01:01:02,500 - Might as well go back to the Onyx, huh? - No. 949 01:01:02,700 --> 01:01:05,100 At the Onyx they drown out the trumpet. 950 01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:08,500 I know a smart spot where you can't hear a piano player. 951 01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:11,400 Well, lead the way which. 952 01:01:28,700 --> 01:01:31,500 With the difference in time, it should be about now. 953 01:01:31,900 --> 01:01:34,100 - What's about now, captain? - Hello, Crewson. 954 01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:38,700 About now, my wife in London is going to work, might get caught in the Blitz... 955 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:43,200 - ...and here I swill Scotch and soda. - Change to stingers, and I'll buy them. 956 01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:45,800 That's very kind of you. I believe I will. 957 01:01:46,100 --> 01:01:48,700 Captain, are you going to dance with me or not? 958 01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:51,900 Thank you. I should love to. Very kind of you to ask me. 959 01:01:52,100 --> 01:01:54,500 Would you excuse us? Crewson, by the way... 960 01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:57,400 ...I put that young ensign to sleep in your suite. 961 01:01:57,700 --> 01:02:00,800 Just before I left, there was a telephone call for you. 962 01:02:01,100 --> 01:02:03,900 Ring operator six, Great Neck. 963 01:02:06,300 --> 01:02:08,300 Stingers, and keep them coming. 964 01:02:09,700 --> 01:02:12,700 Who keeps calling from Great Neck you don't wanna speak to? 965 01:02:13,100 --> 01:02:14,900 My ex-wife. 966 01:02:15,100 --> 01:02:16,700 How long has she been ex? 967 01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:20,300 - Why, is it important? - Just like to know. 968 01:02:20,700 --> 01:02:23,200 She started proceedings as soon as I got overseas. 969 01:02:23,500 --> 01:02:26,900 I got my first Zero and she got her decree, the same day, I think. 970 01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:29,200 Has she remarried? 971 01:02:29,900 --> 01:02:33,100 Why don't you call operator six and find out? 972 01:02:33,700 --> 01:02:37,500 Okay, I'm sorry. She remarried, and she got rid of him three months ago. 973 01:02:37,900 --> 01:02:41,100 - Let's forget the whole thing. - Why is she calling you now? 974 01:02:41,400 --> 01:02:45,200 I don't know, and I'm not gonna find out. What makes you so nosy? 975 01:02:45,500 --> 01:02:49,400 You protest too much. You'll probably go back to her after the war. 976 01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:51,500 Not even after the next war. 977 01:02:51,700 --> 01:02:56,400 Let's stick to one war at a time. What do you plan to do when this one's over? 978 01:02:56,900 --> 01:02:59,400 I have trained myself not to think back. 979 01:02:59,700 --> 01:03:01,800 And not to think forward either. 980 01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:04,300 - You don't think at all? - That's right. 981 01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:08,300 I've developed a new art. The art of stopping my mind dead. 982 01:03:08,600 --> 01:03:10,600 Pilots, man your planes. 983 01:03:10,900 --> 01:03:12,400 - Gunner. Commander. 984 01:03:12,700 --> 01:03:15,000 You old windbag, what are you doing on shore? 985 01:03:15,300 --> 01:03:19,100 I'm at Alameda Hospital. They keep saying I'm sick. Me. 986 01:03:19,500 --> 01:03:22,800 - You mean they let you roam around? - Oh, there's ways and means. 987 01:03:23,100 --> 01:03:25,400 You're the same old sea lawyer. Hello, toots. 988 01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:29,000 Gunner Thorgerson, Gwynneth Livingston. 989 01:03:29,300 --> 01:03:30,800 Sight for sore eyes. 990 01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:34,800 - Come on, tiny, what's the word? - You know, the same old scuttlebutt. 991 01:03:35,100 --> 01:03:36,800 - What'll you drink? - Boilermakers. 992 01:03:37,100 --> 01:03:40,800 - You got a better suggestion? - I'm gonna buy you a flock of stingers. 993 01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:46,400 Okay. Wait a minute. Don't go away. I'll be right back, I got a surprise for you. 994 01:03:47,300 --> 01:03:51,100 Age of miracles. Gunner Thorgerson alive, I don't know how he does it. 995 01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:55,100 - There's the bravest man I ever knew. - I know I'll be in the way. 996 01:03:55,400 --> 01:03:58,200 - I can take a cab home. - If you want to. 997 01:03:58,500 --> 01:04:01,100 - No, I don't want to. - All right, stick around. 998 01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:05,300 - But don't say much. Just be decorative. I say, Crewson. 999 01:04:05,700 --> 01:04:10,000 That girl borrowed a nickel to ring her boyfriend. You think I'll see her again? 1000 01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:13,600 Commander, I brought you a present. 1001 01:04:19,500 --> 01:04:20,700 Why, it's Hedrick. 1002 01:04:23,700 --> 01:04:26,000 Well, somebody shake hands. 1003 01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:31,300 - Oh, kid, am I glad to see you. - You old goldbrick, how are you? 1004 01:04:31,700 --> 01:04:33,500 Fine. I'm fine. 1005 01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:36,800 Well... Hey, bartender, five of the same. 1006 01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:41,400 - Let's get the social stuff out of the way. - Lieutenant Hedrick, Captain Peters. 1007 01:04:41,600 --> 01:04:43,500 - Gunner Thorgerson. - How are you? 1008 01:04:43,800 --> 01:04:46,000 - Gwynneth Livingston, Al. - How do you do? 1009 01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:48,200 She promised not to say much. 1010 01:04:48,500 --> 01:04:51,800 Why, don't tell me. Are you in the same hospital with Gunner? 1011 01:04:52,100 --> 01:04:55,500 Gunner runs the joint. How else could I get out nights? 1012 01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:59,100 - We wanted to write, couldn't find you. - I know. How's Mac? 1013 01:04:59,500 --> 01:05:02,400 Mac's fine, he's here in town with me. So is Mississip. 1014 01:05:02,700 --> 01:05:03,800 What do you know. 1015 01:05:04,100 --> 01:05:06,800 How about the others? Terry still acey-deucy champ? 1016 01:05:07,100 --> 01:05:10,000 Yeah. Buckley still gets his compass readings backwards. 1017 01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:12,900 I miss them all. You wouldn't know about that. 1018 01:05:13,100 --> 01:05:14,700 I miss my guys too. 1019 01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:18,300 I tell myself I ought to be glad I'm out of it, but I'm not. 1020 01:05:18,700 --> 01:05:22,000 Oh, now, come on, you two are being too sentimental. 1021 01:05:22,300 --> 01:05:24,500 You forget the bad things, terrible things. 1022 01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:27,800 Give me a chance to get out. You'll see what will happen. 1023 01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:30,000 - Here, Al. - No, thanks. 1024 01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:32,800 Well, when were stingers too strong? 1025 01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:34,400 Here, Gwynneth. 1026 01:05:34,600 --> 01:05:36,200 - Captain. - Thanks. 1027 01:05:36,500 --> 01:05:38,800 - Tiny. - Thank you. 1028 01:05:41,700 --> 01:05:44,500 I still wake up and think I'm late for general quarters. 1029 01:05:45,100 --> 01:05:47,900 Sometimes in my sleep I fly combat. One day I'm TBF... 1030 01:05:48,300 --> 01:05:51,100 ...next day, SBD. One-man air group I've become. 1031 01:05:51,900 --> 01:05:54,100 I was always like that. 1032 01:06:01,500 --> 01:06:04,800 I'll never forget when you lost your tail section over Tulagi. 1033 01:06:05,400 --> 01:06:07,000 That wasn't so much. 1034 01:06:07,100 --> 01:06:09,800 Tulagi, was that where you were-? 1035 01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:12,600 No, I ate my flak at Bougainville. 1036 01:06:12,900 --> 01:06:17,200 I was in a 70-degree dive, when suddenly I lost control. So I salvoed. 1037 01:06:17,900 --> 01:06:22,200 I tried to get out, the hatch was stuck. Too much pressure. I used my ailerons. 1038 01:06:22,600 --> 01:06:24,100 I never thought of that. 1039 01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:26,300 I rolled into a controlled spin... 1040 01:06:26,500 --> 01:06:30,900 ...hoping to break the pressure. When it was right, I hit the hatch and was out. 1041 01:06:31,300 --> 01:06:33,200 That's all there was to it. 1042 01:06:34,400 --> 01:06:37,700 All I hope is I get to fly just once more. 1043 01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:40,900 You'll be back on combat. Wait and see. 1044 01:06:41,900 --> 01:06:46,100 Funny, I never thought I'd miss it. I must be getting soft in the head, huh? 1045 01:06:46,800 --> 01:06:49,900 Hey, Al. I hear you got the Congressional Medal of Honor. 1046 01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:55,200 It was our turn. They'd given some to the Army and one to the Marines. 1047 01:06:55,500 --> 01:06:58,300 Even I know that's a real medal. The Medal of Honor. 1048 01:06:58,700 --> 01:07:02,300 - Excuse me for speaking. - Please, don't make me blush. 1049 01:07:02,600 --> 01:07:06,900 - When I do, they have to give me blood. - We better get back to the hospital, kid. 1050 01:07:07,300 --> 01:07:10,600 - The nurse will blame me if you're late. - Okay, Gunner. 1051 01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:15,200 - So long, captain. It was nice seeing you. - Goodbye, old boy. 1052 01:07:15,500 --> 01:07:18,600 Goodbye, Miss Livingston. Thank you for listening to me. 1053 01:07:20,300 --> 01:07:22,000 Crewson. 1054 01:07:22,800 --> 01:07:25,300 When you make a liberty in a blown-up place... 1055 01:07:25,700 --> 01:07:27,900 ...with no lights and no water... 1056 01:07:28,200 --> 01:07:29,900 ...no Scotch or women... 1057 01:07:30,100 --> 01:07:33,700 ...you might think of me in a land with a million pretty nurses. 1058 01:07:34,700 --> 01:07:37,300 If you do, shoot me a postcard. 1059 01:07:38,500 --> 01:07:40,900 - Let's go, Gunner. - Right. 1060 01:07:46,400 --> 01:07:50,500 I didn't recognize him. He must have lost at least 75 pounds. 1061 01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:53,200 Yeah, I know. We used to call him Butterball. 1062 01:07:53,500 --> 01:07:55,300 How bad is he, really? 1063 01:07:55,600 --> 01:07:59,500 Things are all messed up in his gut. Once in a while the doctors operate... 1064 01:07:59,900 --> 01:08:02,400 ...but just to keep their hand in, he says. 1065 01:08:02,700 --> 01:08:04,400 Is he dying? 1066 01:08:04,800 --> 01:08:07,700 Yeah. He won't last out the month. 1067 01:08:07,900 --> 01:08:12,000 I take him out now and then. It can't do any harm at this stage. 1068 01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:15,000 Thanks, Gunner. 1069 01:08:25,300 --> 01:08:29,300 - Crewson, may I say something now? - Oh, no, not- 1070 01:08:29,600 --> 01:08:33,100 Gwynneth. It's a good thing I know all your homes away from home. 1071 01:08:33,300 --> 01:08:35,700 - I thought I'd find you here. Congratulations. 1072 01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:38,400 And you. I suppose you're proud of yourself. 1073 01:08:38,800 --> 01:08:43,500 - Two thousand waiting to hear you- - Turnbill, I'm in no mood for small talk. 1074 01:08:43,900 --> 01:08:47,400 Small talk? Two thousand workers waiting. Who do you think you are? 1075 01:08:47,700 --> 01:08:50,200 After I called the admiral. You got some crust- 1076 01:08:50,400 --> 01:08:54,400 - I beg you, Turnbill, get lost. - San Francisco is full of two-bit heroes. 1077 01:08:54,800 --> 01:08:58,300 Aren't there enough tramps to take care of them without you-? 1078 01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:05,600 I'm sorry. It saves a lot of conversation. 1079 01:09:08,500 --> 01:09:10,000 Eddie? 1080 01:09:35,800 --> 01:09:37,300 Well, where's Mr. Turnbill? 1081 01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:39,000 In the washroom... 1082 01:09:39,200 --> 01:09:42,800 - ...attending to the cut under his eye. - I didn't hit him in the eye. 1083 01:09:43,200 --> 01:09:44,600 I know you didn't. 1084 01:09:44,900 --> 01:09:46,800 That's where the ring hit him. 1085 01:09:47,100 --> 01:09:50,100 - What ring? - My engagement ring. 1086 01:09:50,400 --> 01:09:52,400 I threw it at him. 1087 01:09:53,300 --> 01:09:54,500 Oh. 1088 01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:11,300 It's crazy. I don't even know what I'm crying about. 1089 01:10:11,900 --> 01:10:14,300 Well, that's the best kind of cry. 1090 01:10:15,300 --> 01:10:17,500 It's all mixed-up. 1091 01:10:17,900 --> 01:10:19,400 Hedrick. 1092 01:10:19,700 --> 01:10:21,100 You. 1093 01:10:21,400 --> 01:10:22,900 Me. 1094 01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:25,800 Even Eddie. 1095 01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:29,300 Let's just say it's world conditions. 1096 01:10:30,800 --> 01:10:32,800 Are you laughing at me? 1097 01:10:33,100 --> 01:10:35,700 No. No, I wouldn't do that. 1098 01:10:37,200 --> 01:10:39,800 - Are you through? - No. 1099 01:10:40,100 --> 01:10:42,200 Take your time. 1100 01:10:56,500 --> 01:10:59,600 Well, that time I think we made it. 1101 01:10:59,900 --> 01:11:04,700 Crewson, what am I going to do with you? 1102 01:11:05,100 --> 01:11:07,200 Well, for starters... 1103 01:11:14,400 --> 01:11:16,000 Oh, now, come on. 1104 01:11:16,200 --> 01:11:19,100 You must know a place where there are no crowds... 1105 01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:22,400 ...no noise, no hysterical laughter. 1106 01:11:22,700 --> 01:11:27,900 Where we can be together and the music comes through nice, and soft and clear. 1107 01:11:28,500 --> 01:11:30,700 In San Francisco? Where? 1108 01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:33,700 Your apartment. 1109 01:11:34,200 --> 01:11:36,300 Now, isn't that clever? 1110 01:11:59,800 --> 01:12:03,300 They took me out to the Turnbill Shipyards. Yeah, I made speeches. 1111 01:12:03,600 --> 01:12:06,200 Yeah. They took pictures. Yeah, news photographers. 1112 01:12:06,600 --> 01:12:09,400 Two thousand war workers. They cheered me, Huntzinger. 1113 01:12:09,700 --> 01:12:13,500 Look, how long after the polls close do you think they'll know? 1114 01:12:14,100 --> 01:12:16,200 And if it's close? It better not be close. 1115 01:12:16,500 --> 01:12:19,100 I may be in the Pacific before you can get me out. 1116 01:12:19,300 --> 01:12:20,700 Let me talk to Anna again. 1117 01:12:20,800 --> 01:12:23,200 Huntzinger thinks it may be a landslide for me. 1118 01:12:23,600 --> 01:12:28,000 Anna, darling, I just wanted to tell you again that I love you. 1119 01:12:28,400 --> 01:12:29,800 Thanks, that's good to know. 1120 01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:34,700 Well, if what Huntzinger says is true, I'll see you in a couple of days. Right. Bye. 1121 01:12:35,100 --> 01:12:38,200 - I think it's very, very bad taste. - What's very bad taste? 1122 01:12:38,600 --> 01:12:40,900 Telling your wife you love her in front of me. 1123 01:12:41,200 --> 01:12:43,200 But I do love my wife. 1124 01:12:43,600 --> 01:12:47,400 Nobody knows that better than me. That's how we spent the entire evening. 1125 01:12:47,700 --> 01:12:51,000 You telling me how crazy you are about her. 1126 01:12:51,500 --> 01:12:54,600 You gonna waste your entire leave that way? 1127 01:12:54,900 --> 01:13:00,200 Oh, gee, Alice. It's not fair. To Anna, or me or you. Not fair at all. 1128 01:13:00,700 --> 01:13:03,300 And why ain't it fair to me, if you please? 1129 01:13:03,600 --> 01:13:08,500 All the time I'd be kissing you, you'd know that I was thinking about my wife. 1130 01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:13,100 Look, honey, I'll explain you something. It ain't like that to me. 1131 01:13:13,400 --> 01:13:17,100 I don't care who you're really thinking about when you kiss me. 1132 01:13:17,500 --> 01:13:21,200 Like I told you, I never do it for any reason... 1133 01:13:21,500 --> 01:13:22,800 ...if I don't want to. 1134 01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:25,300 But if I want to, I do it. 1135 01:13:25,600 --> 01:13:27,500 And I want to. 1136 01:13:28,500 --> 01:13:33,200 You know, a couple of months ago, I got a letter from a friend. 1137 01:13:33,600 --> 01:13:37,100 Not what you'd call a close friend anymore... 1138 01:13:37,500 --> 01:13:39,800 ...but he writes to me, and I answer him. 1139 01:13:40,600 --> 01:13:44,400 He was at the last landing with MacArthur and everybody. 1140 01:13:44,700 --> 01:13:46,300 Well... 1141 01:13:46,600 --> 01:13:52,200 ...in this letter, he said that they was getting pushed around and bombed... 1142 01:13:52,800 --> 01:13:57,100 ...and all of a sudden our airplanes were there. 1143 01:13:58,200 --> 01:14:03,800 So he said, "Alice, every fella you see... 1144 01:14:04,300 --> 01:14:07,000 ...Army or Navy... 1145 01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:10,600 ...you kiss them for me. " 1146 01:14:39,900 --> 01:14:43,400 Well, well. Where'd you disappear to last night? 1147 01:14:43,800 --> 01:14:47,200 - Is she still holding on to your hands? - All night long. 1148 01:14:47,600 --> 01:14:50,200 - I didn't even score a near miss. - You and me both. 1149 01:14:50,500 --> 01:14:53,600 What a dirty trick, leaving us to face 2000 workers alone. 1150 01:14:53,900 --> 01:14:58,400 Dirty trick? They couldn't get you off the speaker's stand, congressman. 1151 01:14:58,800 --> 01:15:01,800 You should've seen Turnbill's face when you didn't show. 1152 01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:03,700 As a matter of fact, I did see him. 1153 01:15:05,200 --> 01:15:08,200 And it was not a thing of beauty. Oh, good morning, sir. 1154 01:15:08,800 --> 01:15:12,300 Sir? There's only one sure-fire way to set you straight. 1155 01:15:12,700 --> 01:15:14,600 Well, well. 1156 01:15:15,400 --> 01:15:17,600 Oh, the house detective. 1157 01:15:20,600 --> 01:15:22,400 What'd you do to Eddie Turnbill? 1158 01:15:22,700 --> 01:15:25,000 I shot him down in flames. Come in and relax. 1159 01:15:25,300 --> 01:15:28,600 You fixed my wagon. I was all set with Eddie for after the war. 1160 01:15:28,900 --> 01:15:32,000 Either get yourself another sucker or wait for the next war. 1161 01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:35,200 Come in chief, lieutenant. - Still going on, I see. 1162 01:15:35,400 --> 01:15:38,500 No, this is the second game. The first one ended in a tie. 1163 01:15:38,900 --> 01:15:41,000 Men, I'm sorry to have to tell you this. 1164 01:15:41,300 --> 01:15:44,900 But you were supposed to report to Alameda Naval Hospital at 0600. 1165 01:15:45,200 --> 01:15:47,000 It's now approximately 0800. 1166 01:15:47,300 --> 01:15:51,500 It can't be that late. My hangover ain't even awake yet. Is now, though. 1167 01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:55,900 Evidently, you didn't get the word. A Mr. Turnbill called the admiral. 1168 01:15:56,300 --> 01:16:00,400 Well, he must've made another call, because the admiral gave me the word. 1169 01:16:00,600 --> 01:16:03,500 He asked me to take three members of the shore patrol. 1170 01:16:03,800 --> 01:16:05,600 All hand-picked, by the way. 1171 01:16:06,100 --> 01:16:08,800 Did you expect Eddie to recommend you for a medal? 1172 01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:13,500 Well, we're not going. I've got big plans for the rest of my leave. Big plans. 1173 01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:18,100 I must say, I'm very disappointed in you, Chief Ruddle. 1174 01:16:18,400 --> 01:16:21,200 I'm sorry, Miss Kratchna, real sorry... 1175 01:16:21,500 --> 01:16:23,600 ...but I gotta do my duty. 1176 01:16:23,800 --> 01:16:25,600 Boys. 1177 01:16:26,800 --> 01:16:31,700 Can't do worse for myself at the hospital than I'm doing at the Fairmont. So long. 1178 01:16:32,100 --> 01:16:35,800 In 36 hours, I'll be a congressman, chief. Then will you hear from me. 1179 01:16:36,100 --> 01:16:38,500 - You better figure something out. - Don't worry. 1180 01:16:38,800 --> 01:16:41,700 I'll dig up another pigeon. Where's the classified book? 1181 01:16:41,900 --> 01:16:45,300 I hate to do this to friends of hers, but here are your orders. 1182 01:16:45,700 --> 01:16:48,600 Orders? Oh, thank heaven. 1183 01:16:50,100 --> 01:16:51,600 Let's go. 1184 01:16:55,900 --> 01:16:57,200 Alameda Naval Hospital. 1185 01:16:57,500 --> 01:17:01,000 Lieutenant Commander Crewson? Just a moment, please. 1186 01:17:01,700 --> 01:17:05,600 I'm sorry, but Commander Crewson is not yet allowed to receive calls. 1187 01:17:05,900 --> 01:17:08,300 Operator. Is this an official call? 1188 01:17:08,600 --> 01:17:12,700 Of course it's an official call. I want to speak to a Miss Gwynneth Livingston. 1189 01:17:13,100 --> 01:17:15,500 May I have your name and rank, sir? 1190 01:17:15,800 --> 01:17:19,100 Yes. It's Admiral Perry, Oliver Hazard. 1191 01:17:19,500 --> 01:17:21,600 No, it won't help to come to the hospital. 1192 01:17:21,900 --> 01:17:24,700 What is possible? Is he allowed to receive messages? 1193 01:17:25,100 --> 01:17:26,900 Yes, ma'am. One second, please. 1194 01:17:27,200 --> 01:17:30,200 I'm sorry, sir. We haven't an Admiral Oliver Perry listed. 1195 01:17:30,500 --> 01:17:33,700 What? No Admiral Perry? Where did you go to school? 1196 01:17:34,100 --> 01:17:37,500 - Operator? Operator? - Hello, is that you operator? 1197 01:17:37,800 --> 01:17:40,500 No, this is not. I'm trying to get the operator. 1198 01:17:40,800 --> 01:17:43,000 Our lines must be crossed. Please, hang up. 1199 01:17:43,400 --> 01:17:44,700 I will not. You hang up. 1200 01:17:44,900 --> 01:17:47,000 This is a matter of life and death. 1201 01:17:47,300 --> 01:17:49,400 I'm sorry, ma'am. Who shall I say called? 1202 01:17:49,700 --> 01:17:52,100 Hello. Hello. 1203 01:17:52,400 --> 01:17:55,900 We might as well be in prison. A man can't even speak to his girl. 1204 01:17:56,200 --> 01:18:00,300 - Hi, fellas. - Gunner! How are you, Gunner? 1205 01:18:00,700 --> 01:18:04,200 - Crewson told us he ran into you. - How'd you three wind up here? 1206 01:18:04,500 --> 01:18:06,400 Crewson kissed a girl and hit a fella. 1207 01:18:06,700 --> 01:18:09,400 - That's par for the course. - It's a routine checkup. 1208 01:18:09,700 --> 01:18:12,900 Routine checkup? I came here for a routine checkup. 1209 01:18:13,300 --> 01:18:14,900 That was seven months ago. 1210 01:18:15,200 --> 01:18:18,200 - Hey, what tests have you had? - Complete type A, I think. 1211 01:18:18,500 --> 01:18:22,000 Type A? Complete type A, he says. 1212 01:18:22,300 --> 01:18:24,400 You mean there's something else? 1213 01:18:25,200 --> 01:18:30,200 We already had eye, ear, nose, throat, X-rays, psychiatrists. 1214 01:18:30,600 --> 01:18:33,100 Wait till the guys in the ward hear about this. 1215 01:18:33,300 --> 01:18:37,200 Type A is just to see whether you're male or female. 1216 01:18:37,600 --> 01:18:41,100 What do they think I'll tell Gwynneth, the disposition of our fleet? 1217 01:18:41,400 --> 01:18:45,800 What are you crabbing about? Election's over and they won't let me hear if I won. 1218 01:18:46,200 --> 01:18:48,200 I still haven't lost faith in Walter. 1219 01:18:48,500 --> 01:18:51,000 He's slippery enough to come up with something. 1220 01:18:52,300 --> 01:18:54,400 Operator, get me Miss Gwynneth Livingston. 1221 01:18:54,700 --> 01:18:57,900 Yes, this is a member of the staff. This is an emergency. 1222 01:18:58,200 --> 01:19:00,500 Dr. Finegold speaking. Finegold. 1223 01:19:00,800 --> 01:19:02,700 - Doctor who? - Finegol- 1224 01:19:02,900 --> 01:19:05,200 If I can't see an admiral, I want a lawyer. 1225 01:19:05,500 --> 01:19:08,300 That is not the uniform for patients in this hospital. 1226 01:19:08,600 --> 01:19:12,100 But, madam, I am not sick. 1227 01:19:12,500 --> 01:19:15,800 I've had the corpsmen undress him three times. 1228 01:19:16,100 --> 01:19:19,700 None of you is really sick. We have your orders ready. 1229 01:19:20,100 --> 01:19:24,300 Leave is up at 0800 tomorrow morning. You'll ship out for Pearl on a transport. 1230 01:19:24,600 --> 01:19:27,900 We're not shipping out. I've only had one night with my girl. 1231 01:19:28,200 --> 01:19:31,500 I'm sorry, but this is the Navy, not the lonely-hearts club. 1232 01:19:31,900 --> 01:19:33,600 Nurse, maybe we can manage- 1233 01:19:33,800 --> 01:19:36,100 Why are you here? You're not allowed in here. 1234 01:19:36,400 --> 01:19:40,700 I'm sorry, I took the wrong turn coming down the corridor. So long, fellas. 1235 01:19:41,100 --> 01:19:44,600 Lieutenant, the trouble is you don't know there's a war going on. 1236 01:19:44,900 --> 01:19:48,300 I sure don't. Oh, I forgot. Lieutenant MacCann, a telegram. 1237 01:19:48,600 --> 01:19:51,300 - For me? - Miss Wilinski, clean up this mess. 1238 01:19:51,600 --> 01:19:53,200 Yes, ma'am. 1239 01:19:53,500 --> 01:19:57,900 Honestly, can't you fellas stay out of trouble for one single minute? 1240 01:19:58,300 --> 01:20:03,100 - Commander, you get off that phone. - Hello, this is the secretary of the Navy. 1241 01:20:11,100 --> 01:20:14,500 First fall to Congressman MacCann! 1242 01:20:14,900 --> 01:20:17,900 - Mac, you made it! - And how! And I made it the hard way... 1243 01:20:18,200 --> 01:20:20,100 ...without a wound. 1244 01:20:21,100 --> 01:20:22,700 That's great! 1245 01:20:23,000 --> 01:20:26,300 Lieutenant, there is such a thing as disciplining yourself. 1246 01:20:26,600 --> 01:20:32,200 Careful, nurse, you are not only speaking to a congressman, but to a civilian. 1247 01:20:34,900 --> 01:20:37,600 Oh, now, that's just great, boy. 1248 01:20:37,900 --> 01:20:40,000 I wish I could get you fellas out too. 1249 01:20:40,300 --> 01:20:44,300 I know. Crewson, I'll appoint you to Annapolis as a cadet. 1250 01:20:44,700 --> 01:20:46,000 Now, hear this. 1251 01:20:46,100 --> 01:20:48,400 Commander Crewson and Lieutenants Hardy and MacCann. 1252 01:20:48,600 --> 01:20:51,700 Your presence is requested by Lieutenant Wallace. 1253 01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:54,500 It's Walter! He come through. What'd I tell you? 1254 01:20:54,800 --> 01:20:57,800 I knew he'd do it. He could get us a hotel room- 1255 01:20:59,600 --> 01:21:01,200 Mac! 1256 01:21:04,700 --> 01:21:08,600 - Just when I don't need it, I get it. What? 1257 01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:10,600 A limp. 1258 01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:15,400 Come on. Never mind. We'll help you. Don't worry. 1259 01:21:22,400 --> 01:21:23,700 Hello. 1260 01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:27,400 - Oh, hello, Miss Kratchna. - We've been calling you all day. 1261 01:21:27,700 --> 01:21:31,100 Sorry, but I've been out. - Got great news. The boys. 1262 01:21:31,500 --> 01:21:36,400 My Mac, he's a senator or something, and he's clean out of the service. 1263 01:21:36,800 --> 01:21:38,100 And Mississip and Crewson. 1264 01:21:38,400 --> 01:21:40,500 Oh, you know Crewson, the crazy one. 1265 01:21:40,800 --> 01:21:43,900 - What about Crewson? Is he out? - He's just as good as out. 1266 01:21:44,200 --> 01:21:48,900 Lieutenant Wallace went up and dug up another big industrial typhoon. 1267 01:21:49,300 --> 01:21:50,600 Industrial what? 1268 01:21:50,800 --> 01:21:53,900 Typhoon is something, you know, one of them big shots. 1269 01:21:54,200 --> 01:21:57,000 - Oh, "tycoon. " - Well, have it your way. 1270 01:21:57,300 --> 01:22:00,400 Mississip and Crewson are gonna go talk to his workers. 1271 01:22:00,800 --> 01:22:03,500 Wallace said he's got so many plants and factories... 1272 01:22:03,800 --> 01:22:07,600 ...that the boys will be making speeches all through the peace conference. 1273 01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:09,300 Ain't that great? 1274 01:22:09,800 --> 01:22:12,700 - Where's Crewson? - They're out buying liquor and stuff. 1275 01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:15,300 They're throwing a celebration at the hotel. 1276 01:22:15,600 --> 01:22:17,500 Oh, is it gonna be a terror. 1277 01:22:17,800 --> 01:22:20,900 Probably the end of the Fairmont as a first-class hotel. 1278 01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:26,000 So you get into something chic with a heavy asbestos lining and hurry over. 1279 01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:28,900 - Bye. - Bye. 1280 01:22:35,600 --> 01:22:38,800 - Thirty-eight. - Forty. 1281 01:22:39,200 --> 01:22:41,200 You win the turkey, lady. 1282 01:22:50,100 --> 01:22:52,500 Where are they? Where are they?! 1283 01:22:52,800 --> 01:22:55,100 Well, hello there, Mr. Nielson. 1284 01:22:55,400 --> 01:22:58,600 - Where you been keeping yourself? - The first time was a joke. 1285 01:22:59,000 --> 01:23:01,300 I'm done playing. I'm calling the shore patrol. 1286 01:23:01,600 --> 01:23:05,700 Won't do you any good. I'm a civilian now. It's the reason for this shindig. 1287 01:23:06,100 --> 01:23:10,000 Well, if you're a civilian, then I don't have to kowtow to you any longer. 1288 01:23:10,300 --> 01:23:14,000 I want you all to vacate this suite by 8:00 tomorrow morning... 1289 01:23:14,400 --> 01:23:16,700 ...or I'll have the police put you out. 1290 01:23:16,900 --> 01:23:18,700 A short man, a short temper. 1291 01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:23,300 - Oh, Mac, you look lovely in that outfit. - Well, thank you. Thank you very much. 1292 01:23:23,700 --> 01:23:27,000 Where's Crewson? - In the bedroom, phoning for firewater. 1293 01:23:29,300 --> 01:23:31,700 How many bottles of brandy can you spare? 1294 01:23:33,500 --> 01:23:35,300 Six? All right, send them up. 1295 01:23:35,600 --> 01:23:39,800 And all the soda you can find. Yeah, room 607. You know. 1296 01:23:43,000 --> 01:23:45,100 What can I do for you? 1297 01:23:52,400 --> 01:23:55,900 Now, just because I didn't struggle, don't get the notion I'm easy. 1298 01:23:56,500 --> 01:23:59,900 Of course not. You have to save your energy for those speeches. 1299 01:24:00,300 --> 01:24:03,200 That's right. That's right. 1300 01:24:12,200 --> 01:24:14,200 Why don't I tell everybody to go home. 1301 01:24:14,500 --> 01:24:16,500 - That would be rude. - And in character. 1302 01:24:16,800 --> 01:24:21,200 Don't bother. Only a matter of minutes before the police get here, anyway. 1303 01:24:21,600 --> 01:24:23,300 Would you like a cigarette? 1304 01:24:23,500 --> 01:24:25,500 In lieu of what? 1305 01:24:26,200 --> 01:24:29,600 - Where are you making those speeches? - Well, I don't know. 1306 01:24:29,900 --> 01:24:32,200 - Probably up and down the coast. - Good. 1307 01:24:32,500 --> 01:24:37,400 Then you'll never be too far from home. I'll redo the apartment, for one thing. 1308 01:24:37,800 --> 01:24:39,500 - Wait a minute. - What's the matter? 1309 01:24:39,800 --> 01:24:42,600 Did I detect a note of domesticity in your voice? 1310 01:24:42,900 --> 01:24:44,200 That bothered you? 1311 01:24:44,500 --> 01:24:46,800 Well, "bother" isn't exactly the word. 1312 01:24:47,100 --> 01:24:49,100 Perhaps it's too much for one day. 1313 01:24:49,300 --> 01:24:52,300 I'm not only out of combat, but about to be tied down. 1314 01:24:52,600 --> 01:24:55,500 Crewson, I love you very much. 1315 01:24:55,900 --> 01:24:58,800 That's the way to love, or it isn't worth the trouble. 1316 01:24:59,100 --> 01:25:01,000 I love you very much too. 1317 01:25:01,300 --> 01:25:04,600 - All right, then. - "All right, then" what? 1318 01:25:04,900 --> 01:25:08,600 When two people love each other, they usually do something about it. 1319 01:25:09,000 --> 01:25:10,400 Do they, really? 1320 01:25:11,100 --> 01:25:14,000 They make plans. They think about marriage. 1321 01:25:14,300 --> 01:25:18,000 I'm willing to think about it, just not willing to go through with it. 1322 01:25:18,400 --> 01:25:21,000 - Why not? - I've been married, thank you very much. 1323 01:25:21,500 --> 01:25:23,300 All right, so you had a bad time. 1324 01:25:24,100 --> 01:25:28,300 Listen, I not only had a bad time, I gave a bad time too. 1325 01:25:28,700 --> 01:25:31,500 - Maybe we'll be different. - What makes you think that? 1326 01:25:31,800 --> 01:25:33,900 Are you afraid to find out? 1327 01:25:34,600 --> 01:25:39,100 I'm a member of the United States Naval Air Force. I know no fear. 1328 01:25:39,500 --> 01:25:41,600 - I'll tell you something, Crewson. - What? 1329 01:25:41,900 --> 01:25:43,900 It was dashing, that philosophy of yours: 1330 01:25:44,200 --> 01:25:46,300 "Don't think back, don't think ahead. " 1331 01:25:46,600 --> 01:25:47,900 - Very dashing. - Wasn't it? 1332 01:25:48,100 --> 01:25:51,300 And very sophomoric. But you're not a flier anymore. 1333 01:25:51,600 --> 01:25:55,100 You're safe now. And you'd better start thinking like a human being. 1334 01:25:55,400 --> 01:25:57,800 You'd better start living like a human being. 1335 01:25:58,100 --> 01:26:01,000 In other words, start thinking about getting trapped. 1336 01:26:01,700 --> 01:26:03,400 How can you use that word to me? 1337 01:26:03,600 --> 01:26:06,800 I hardly knew you, and I threw my ring in my fianc�'s face. 1338 01:26:07,300 --> 01:26:10,600 I thought you were breaking an engagement, not making a trade. 1339 01:26:11,100 --> 01:26:12,700 Damn you! 1340 01:26:14,900 --> 01:26:16,500 Hello. 1341 01:26:16,800 --> 01:26:19,100 Yes. Just a second. For you. 1342 01:26:19,400 --> 01:26:21,400 - Wait, who is it? - Who do you think? 1343 01:26:21,700 --> 01:26:24,200 - Operator six, Great Neck. - Well, hang it up. 1344 01:26:24,500 --> 01:26:27,900 What's the matter, Crewson? Scared of ex-wives too? 1345 01:26:30,500 --> 01:26:31,900 Well... 1346 01:26:34,000 --> 01:26:36,400 Hello, yes, this is Commander Crewson. 1347 01:26:36,700 --> 01:26:39,100 Yes, all right. Put her on, I'll talk to her. 1348 01:26:39,400 --> 01:26:41,900 Oh, hello, Helen. How are you? 1349 01:26:42,100 --> 01:26:43,500 Good. 1350 01:26:43,800 --> 01:26:49,400 Fine. Well, that is, I'm a little sophomoric, but otherwise, I'm fine. 1351 01:26:49,900 --> 01:26:53,500 Am I drunk? No, but what a lovely idea. 1352 01:26:54,000 --> 01:26:58,300 Helen, I am touched. How nice. Thank you, Helen. 1353 01:26:58,700 --> 01:27:02,100 Of all your ex-husbands, you want to see me. 1354 01:27:02,600 --> 01:27:06,600 No, I will not meet you at the airport. I'll be here at the hotel. 1355 01:27:06,900 --> 01:27:09,900 What? No, I did not think about you. 1356 01:27:10,300 --> 01:27:12,000 No, not at all. 1357 01:27:12,100 --> 01:27:14,400 You mean, you still want to come? All right. 1358 01:27:14,600 --> 01:27:17,300 I'll see you tomorrow. Goodbye, Helen. 1359 01:27:19,400 --> 01:27:22,400 Well now, I hope you approve. You wanted me to talk to her. 1360 01:27:22,800 --> 01:27:25,000 - Why did she want to see you? - I don't know. 1361 01:27:25,300 --> 01:27:27,200 I wasn't around when she filed suit. 1362 01:27:27,500 --> 01:27:29,900 Maybe she just wants to consummate the divorce. 1363 01:27:30,200 --> 01:27:34,000 - But she won't be here until tomorrow. - Don't be silly. How could she be? 1364 01:27:34,300 --> 01:27:38,000 We can't let the great Crewson go without a girl a whole day, can we? 1365 01:27:38,400 --> 01:27:40,200 I beg your pardon. What was that? 1366 01:27:40,500 --> 01:27:44,500 I mean, we all have to do our bit for a war hero, mustn't we? 1367 01:27:44,900 --> 01:27:47,600 I must say, this is very decent of you. 1368 01:27:47,800 --> 01:27:50,000 I know what you use for bait. 1369 01:27:50,300 --> 01:27:53,400 Here. Maybe this will help you get a girl. 1370 01:27:53,800 --> 01:27:55,700 My, my. 1371 01:28:01,100 --> 01:28:04,200 Oh, my. Women. 1372 01:28:17,800 --> 01:28:20,900 You don't have to worry, commander. Nothing bad this time. 1373 01:28:21,200 --> 01:28:23,100 Just the papers for you to sign, you know. 1374 01:28:23,400 --> 01:28:26,800 Detaching you from combat and assigning you to special services. 1375 01:28:27,000 --> 01:28:29,300 Oh, good day, Miss Kratchna. 1376 01:28:29,500 --> 01:28:31,900 Oh, good day, Chief Ruddle. 1377 01:28:32,200 --> 01:28:35,000 You look lovely, if I may say so. 1378 01:28:35,300 --> 01:28:37,500 Pleased to hear so. 1379 01:28:37,800 --> 01:28:41,100 - Thank you. - Thank you, I'm sure. 1380 01:28:41,500 --> 01:28:43,200 Yeah. 1381 01:28:46,700 --> 01:28:49,200 Shall we dance? 1382 01:29:03,600 --> 01:29:04,900 What's all that about? 1383 01:29:05,200 --> 01:29:07,100 They're trying to communicate. 1384 01:29:07,400 --> 01:29:09,600 Have you seen better casting for war heroes? 1385 01:29:09,900 --> 01:29:11,800 Fine-looking specimens. Fine-looking. 1386 01:29:12,000 --> 01:29:13,600 - Mr. Turnbill, may I-? - Mister who? 1387 01:29:13,900 --> 01:29:15,700 Oh, pardon me, I mean Mr. Hotchkiss. 1388 01:29:16,000 --> 01:29:19,700 May I present Lieutenant J.G. MacCann. Hardy, Commander Crewson. 1389 01:29:20,100 --> 01:29:23,200 - How are you, Mr. Hotchkiss? - Forget Hotchkiss, it's Bill. 1390 01:29:23,500 --> 01:29:26,100 - Well, Bill, where's your girlfriend? - Girlfriend? 1391 01:29:26,400 --> 01:29:30,500 I'm married to the same woman for 22 years. That's girlfriend enough for me. 1392 01:29:33,400 --> 01:29:38,300 Well, I thought it was standard procedure for men in war work to have a girlfriend. 1393 01:29:40,000 --> 01:29:42,800 - Now, boys, I'd like Eddie- - Eddie? Who's Eddie? 1394 01:29:43,100 --> 01:29:46,000 I'm sorry, I mean Bill, to tell you what his problem is. 1395 01:29:46,200 --> 01:29:48,900 Well, you know that I'm the Hotchkiss Paper Mill. 1396 01:29:49,300 --> 01:29:51,800 Practically every piece of paper our government... 1397 01:29:52,100 --> 01:29:55,200 - ...uses is Hotchkiss. - And you have a problem? 1398 01:29:55,900 --> 01:29:58,900 People don't realize the importance of paper in winning the war. 1399 01:30:00,400 --> 01:30:02,600 See, every time I say it, somebody laughs. 1400 01:30:03,100 --> 01:30:06,400 Well, that's not nice. Now, I don't want to hear anyone laughing. 1401 01:30:06,800 --> 01:30:09,000 Chief, take the name of anyone who laughs. 1402 01:30:09,600 --> 01:30:11,100 Yes, sir. 1403 01:30:11,600 --> 01:30:13,400 - You go right ahead, Eddie. - Bill. 1404 01:30:13,700 --> 01:30:16,800 - Of course. Excuse me, Mr. Turnbill. - No, Hotchkiss. 1405 01:30:17,100 --> 01:30:19,700 Yes, Mr. Hotchkiss. Well, come along and sit down. 1406 01:30:20,000 --> 01:30:23,300 Yes. Sit here. Now, be comfortable, and tell us your story. 1407 01:30:23,700 --> 01:30:26,400 Do you realize you can't start a war without paper? 1408 01:30:26,700 --> 01:30:29,500 After all, on what is the declaration of war written? 1409 01:30:29,800 --> 01:30:33,500 Then you're drafted. "Greetings from the president to John J. Doe. " 1410 01:30:33,900 --> 01:30:36,700 - That's paper, isn't it? - I enlisted. 1411 01:30:36,900 --> 01:30:38,600 But your commission. Paper. 1412 01:30:38,800 --> 01:30:41,300 Your manual of arms, your training books. Paper. 1413 01:30:41,600 --> 01:30:44,200 The orders sending you into combat. Paper. 1414 01:30:44,500 --> 01:30:47,100 The orders taking you out of combat, right, chief? 1415 01:30:47,300 --> 01:30:48,900 That's right, sir. 1416 01:30:49,600 --> 01:30:53,900 And in every government washroom, in every Gl latrine and head. 1417 01:30:54,300 --> 01:30:58,200 - Paper towels. Not to mention- - The unmentionables. 1418 01:30:58,600 --> 01:31:02,700 And in those moments of tragedy, which are part and parcel of every war... 1419 01:31:03,100 --> 01:31:05,600 ...when it is time to notify the next of kin. 1420 01:31:05,900 --> 01:31:08,200 See, you can't even get killed without paper. 1421 01:31:08,500 --> 01:31:11,100 I know you think I'm going overboard with this... 1422 01:31:11,400 --> 01:31:14,600 ...but when I realize how unappreciated- Well, to me- 1423 01:31:15,000 --> 01:31:18,500 I mean, Crewson, I feel about paper like you do about planes. 1424 01:31:18,800 --> 01:31:21,000 Choked up, kind of. I know the feeling, sir. 1425 01:31:21,300 --> 01:31:23,400 We've got to make them realize- 1426 01:31:23,700 --> 01:31:25,300 - We need a slogan. - I like slogans. 1427 01:31:25,600 --> 01:31:28,300 They think the war is nothing but men and steel. 1428 01:31:28,600 --> 01:31:32,300 How about, "It's pilots, and planes and paper too. " 1429 01:31:32,700 --> 01:31:35,400 Or, "Send me more paper. " 1430 01:31:35,700 --> 01:31:39,600 Brilliant. Oh, but I forgot the most important thing. Carbon paper. 1431 01:31:39,900 --> 01:31:43,900 - Everything has to be made out in- - We'll be proud to be part of your team. 1432 01:31:44,300 --> 01:31:47,600 Let's celebrate. Let's get so drunk they think we're Army fliers. 1433 01:31:47,900 --> 01:31:52,000 Well, it won't do us no good. We can't do better than old Roundtree. 1434 01:31:56,400 --> 01:31:57,800 Hey, Chuck. 1435 01:31:58,000 --> 01:32:00,500 How'd you get in such great shape in four days? 1436 01:32:00,900 --> 01:32:02,900 I come to say goodbye. 1437 01:32:03,200 --> 01:32:05,900 I'm taking off for a little while. 1438 01:32:06,200 --> 01:32:08,800 As a matter of fact, they're fueling the tanks now. 1439 01:32:09,100 --> 01:32:13,500 You don't need gasoline. The fumes from your breath ought to do it, boy. 1440 01:32:14,300 --> 01:32:17,100 Hey, I hear I'm going back empty. 1441 01:32:17,400 --> 01:32:19,100 I hear you guys are out. 1442 01:32:19,400 --> 01:32:21,400 You can say that again. 1443 01:32:21,700 --> 01:32:23,700 No, I can't. 1444 01:32:24,000 --> 01:32:27,100 Not in my condition. 1445 01:32:27,400 --> 01:32:30,900 Hey, Chuck, where'd you get that girlfriend at? 1446 01:32:31,200 --> 01:32:32,700 Ain't she sweet? 1447 01:32:33,000 --> 01:32:35,400 I'm taking her back with me. 1448 01:32:35,700 --> 01:32:37,600 Well, she's better than nothing. 1449 01:32:37,900 --> 01:32:39,700 Who wants the first dance? 1450 01:32:40,000 --> 01:32:41,400 What's the matter, fella? 1451 01:32:41,600 --> 01:32:44,600 Not like you to get this crocked just before a takeoff. 1452 01:32:45,000 --> 01:32:48,600 It so happens that I am flying back. 1453 01:32:48,900 --> 01:32:50,800 - But not to the ship. - Why not? 1454 01:32:51,200 --> 01:32:54,800 Because she's- She's sunk. 1455 01:32:55,400 --> 01:32:56,900 She's what? 1456 01:32:57,200 --> 01:33:00,200 Sunk. Kamikazed. 1457 01:33:00,700 --> 01:33:02,100 Kaput. 1458 01:33:02,400 --> 01:33:04,100 Sunk. 1459 01:33:04,600 --> 01:33:06,700 It's all in the afternoon papers. 1460 01:33:08,500 --> 01:33:11,200 Well, there we are back to paper again. 1461 01:33:12,100 --> 01:33:14,900 - I just don't believe it. - What about survivors? 1462 01:33:15,200 --> 01:33:17,600 - Did it say? - Yep. 1463 01:33:17,900 --> 01:33:19,800 Some made it. 1464 01:33:20,100 --> 01:33:21,600 Some didn't. 1465 01:33:21,900 --> 01:33:23,900 What about the old man? Did you hear? 1466 01:33:24,200 --> 01:33:25,900 He's gone. 1467 01:33:26,400 --> 01:33:28,200 Plane hit the bridge. 1468 01:33:30,600 --> 01:33:33,900 Naturally, I didn't know the ship or any of its gallant men... 1469 01:33:34,200 --> 01:33:36,600 ...but I'd be honored to drink to them. 1470 01:33:36,900 --> 01:33:41,000 - I ask each and every one of you to- Oh, shut up. 1471 01:33:54,500 --> 01:33:58,500 Silly disease, malaria. Any darn fool civilian can start it off. 1472 01:33:59,100 --> 01:34:01,300 Look at me, Crewson. 1473 01:34:01,600 --> 01:34:05,000 Remember saying to me, in similar circumstances: 1474 01:34:05,400 --> 01:34:07,500 "Would you deny me a little body heat?" 1475 01:34:21,100 --> 01:34:24,000 Bossing a squadron around, I do all that manly stuff... 1476 01:34:24,300 --> 01:34:26,900 ...here on shore, I have to lean on a woman. 1477 01:34:27,500 --> 01:34:30,800 - Do you love me, Crewson? - I do. I love you. 1478 01:34:32,200 --> 01:34:34,300 What kind of love? 1479 01:34:34,500 --> 01:34:36,000 All kinds. 1480 01:34:36,300 --> 01:34:37,500 Sacred and profane. 1481 01:34:38,000 --> 01:34:40,200 All right, then. Keep on leaning. 1482 01:34:41,100 --> 01:34:42,800 Thanks, babe. 1483 01:34:45,100 --> 01:34:51,000 Now he's talking about his line of "get well" cards from civilians to servicemen. 1484 01:34:53,000 --> 01:34:56,000 Boy, you can have this Uncle Sugar, I'm telling you. 1485 01:34:56,300 --> 01:34:58,600 You know, this whole thing is a bust. 1486 01:34:59,100 --> 01:35:03,700 Everybody pushing everybody around and promoting and conniving. 1487 01:35:05,600 --> 01:35:07,600 - I can't go through with this. - I know. 1488 01:35:07,900 --> 01:35:10,300 Can't go through with what? What do you mean? 1489 01:35:10,700 --> 01:35:13,100 Making them speeches. 1490 01:35:13,400 --> 01:35:16,700 What do we know about speeches? The only thing we know is flying. 1491 01:35:17,100 --> 01:35:18,700 Sure, what else can we do? 1492 01:35:19,000 --> 01:35:21,900 Especially with the Beetle being gone. We can't- 1493 01:35:22,200 --> 01:35:23,900 All right, your ship is sunk. 1494 01:35:24,100 --> 01:35:26,300 That's awful. That's terrible. 1495 01:35:26,600 --> 01:35:29,900 But you've done your share. What are you trying to prove? 1496 01:35:30,300 --> 01:35:33,400 It's not only the ship. The ship just cinched it. 1497 01:35:33,800 --> 01:35:35,300 But you heard that man. 1498 01:35:35,500 --> 01:35:37,000 You heard what he said. 1499 01:35:37,200 --> 01:35:39,500 Turnkiss or Hotchbill, whatever his name is. 1500 01:35:39,800 --> 01:35:41,800 When he began to talk... 1501 01:35:42,600 --> 01:35:45,100 ...I began to get smaller and smaller. 1502 01:35:45,300 --> 01:35:48,300 - I knew I would be going back. - This is just nonsense. 1503 01:35:49,300 --> 01:35:51,600 If only he hadn't brought up them paper towels. 1504 01:35:51,900 --> 01:35:54,500 I can't peddle paper, it would be goldbricking. 1505 01:35:54,700 --> 01:35:57,100 Not that we got anything against goldbricking. 1506 01:35:57,400 --> 01:36:00,800 We're old hands at it. We polished it. Raised it to a new art. 1507 01:36:01,200 --> 01:36:04,300 - But we can't goldbrick now. Hey, come on, you guys. 1508 01:36:04,600 --> 01:36:06,600 We gotta get Chuck to the airport. 1509 01:36:07,300 --> 01:36:10,300 Tell him, Andy. Tell him. 1510 01:36:11,400 --> 01:36:14,500 You go ahead. We can't all get into one cab. We'll follow. 1511 01:36:15,000 --> 01:36:16,400 All right. Come on, Alice. 1512 01:36:16,900 --> 01:36:20,100 Crewson, I want you to know I understand. No hard feelings. 1513 01:36:20,500 --> 01:36:23,900 - And after the airport- - If you gentlemen will sign these papers. 1514 01:36:24,200 --> 01:36:28,300 Until these papers get to Washington, no one really knows we've been detached. 1515 01:36:28,700 --> 01:36:31,300 - You've been called. - I mean knows officially. 1516 01:36:31,600 --> 01:36:33,600 Can't you lose those papers for a while? 1517 01:36:33,900 --> 01:36:36,900 Drop them in the wrong chute, put them in the wrong basket. 1518 01:36:37,300 --> 01:36:40,800 - By the time they're found- - I'm sorry, commander, you're dreaming. 1519 01:36:41,100 --> 01:36:44,900 - Here it is, I've got 500 bucks left. - I don't take bribes. 1520 01:36:45,300 --> 01:36:47,100 You're losing me my job with Eddie. 1521 01:36:47,400 --> 01:36:50,100 Who? - Please, Andy, will you listen? 1522 01:36:50,600 --> 01:36:53,600 Hold on, commander. What are you doing here? 1523 01:36:58,900 --> 01:37:00,400 Andy, will you wait a minute? 1524 01:37:06,300 --> 01:37:10,600 Please, Gwynneth, if you gonna cry, I'm gonna have to move up in the front. 1525 01:37:12,200 --> 01:37:16,600 I promise you, darling, you won't lose me. I'm indestructible. 1526 01:37:16,900 --> 01:37:18,300 I'm not. 1527 01:37:18,600 --> 01:37:21,100 All I asked is to be with the man I love. 1528 01:37:21,400 --> 01:37:23,400 To feel safe and secure. 1529 01:37:23,600 --> 01:37:27,500 Yeah. Then I'm afraid you've picked the wrong time to live. 1530 01:37:28,300 --> 01:37:31,000 Did I pick the wrong man too? 1531 01:37:31,500 --> 01:37:33,100 No, no, darling. 1532 01:37:33,400 --> 01:37:36,400 I'm wrong for a lot of people, but not for you. 1533 01:37:38,400 --> 01:37:41,300 Come on, sweetie. That's right. 1534 01:37:50,400 --> 01:37:54,300 Hey, Chuck. Chuck. Mississip and I are going back with you, okay? 1535 01:37:54,600 --> 01:37:56,300 Why, sure. What is this? You lost your mind? 1536 01:37:56,600 --> 01:37:58,800 Now, you stay out of this, you congressman. 1537 01:37:59,100 --> 01:38:00,800 Snap out of it, will you, Crewson? 1538 01:38:01,100 --> 01:38:03,400 This is baloney on the lowest boy-scout level. 1539 01:38:03,800 --> 01:38:06,000 All right, commander. 1540 01:38:06,900 --> 01:38:10,400 Believe it or not, commander, I'm not angry yet. 1541 01:38:10,700 --> 01:38:14,200 I broke down a closet door, and I think I broke my hand doing it... 1542 01:38:14,600 --> 01:38:16,500 ...but if you two will just sign- 1543 01:38:16,700 --> 01:38:19,100 We're not signing. We're going back with Chuck. 1544 01:38:19,500 --> 01:38:21,000 What good's it gonna do you? 1545 01:38:21,200 --> 01:38:25,700 They'll wire Pearl, and you'll sit the war out in the brig. Did you think of that? 1546 01:38:27,100 --> 01:38:29,100 No, I didn't think of that. 1547 01:38:29,300 --> 01:38:31,200 How about it, commander? 1548 01:38:31,400 --> 01:38:35,600 Okay, Chuck, let's get this on the plane. Mississip, bring Chuck's girl. 1549 01:38:37,700 --> 01:38:42,300 Mr. Ruddle, wouldn't you like to do me a little favor? 1550 01:38:42,700 --> 01:38:44,800 I'd do anything for you, Miss Kratchna. 1551 01:38:45,100 --> 01:38:49,700 Well then, if you would help my friends, I would personally appreciate it... 1552 01:38:50,100 --> 01:38:51,800 ...to the fullest extent. 1553 01:38:52,400 --> 01:38:57,400 - Why don't you help them. - Miss Kratchna, I'd do anything for you. 1554 01:38:57,800 --> 01:39:02,900 But please sign them forms. It was a direct order. I gotta get them signed. 1555 01:39:03,400 --> 01:39:07,800 All right, chief. I'll sign them. Turn your back. Come on, fella. That's right. 1556 01:39:09,600 --> 01:39:12,600 Come on, sign the man's forms. Come on, do as I tell you. 1557 01:39:12,800 --> 01:39:14,600 Come on, make him happy. 1558 01:39:16,100 --> 01:39:19,400 - There you are, chief. There. - Thank you, commander. 1559 01:39:19,700 --> 01:39:23,600 Oh, I'm sorry. There's a little mistake. You signed the lieutenant's form. 1560 01:39:23,900 --> 01:39:26,400 - He signed yours. - No. Did I really? 1561 01:39:26,600 --> 01:39:29,000 If you'll scratch out his name and write yours. 1562 01:39:29,300 --> 01:39:33,000 - But, chief, that wouldn't be neat. - No, but it would make it legal. 1563 01:39:33,300 --> 01:39:35,200 You mean this way they aren't legal? 1564 01:39:35,500 --> 01:39:38,100 They wouldn't be official. How would we file them? 1565 01:39:38,400 --> 01:39:42,400 Under the signed names or the typed names? This is a clerical impossibility. 1566 01:39:42,800 --> 01:39:44,400 My, that is unfortunate, chief. 1567 01:39:45,200 --> 01:39:48,900 Chuck said to say goodbye. He couldn't bear to look into your sad eyes. 1568 01:39:49,100 --> 01:39:50,400 Unfortunate? 1569 01:39:50,700 --> 01:39:53,500 Come on. Wake up. This is what we've been looking for. 1570 01:39:53,700 --> 01:39:57,200 We're covered. The forms are signed, but they don't mean anything. 1571 01:39:57,600 --> 01:39:59,900 You've got Alice, who could ask for more? 1572 01:40:00,200 --> 01:40:02,600 Mississip, tell Chuck we're coming with him. 1573 01:40:02,900 --> 01:40:04,700 Right! Right! 1574 01:40:05,500 --> 01:40:08,500 - Now, look, commander- - Oh, wait, now, Mr. Ruddle. 1575 01:40:08,800 --> 01:40:13,000 - Don't be an old worrywart. - But I- But I'm not- 1576 01:40:14,400 --> 01:40:16,300 There's no time to get sloppy. 1577 01:40:16,600 --> 01:40:19,800 Just tell me you love me. There's time for that. 1578 01:40:26,500 --> 01:40:29,600 Crewson, you can't do this to me. 1579 01:40:30,500 --> 01:40:32,700 You think I can let you two fly off alone? 1580 01:40:33,000 --> 01:40:35,500 I won't need these for anyone. Save them for me. 1581 01:40:35,800 --> 01:40:37,600 So long, congressman. 1582 01:40:39,200 --> 01:40:42,400 If that isn't the nicest way of saying "I love you" I've seen. 1583 01:40:47,800 --> 01:40:49,700 Pardon my language, Miss Kratchna... 1584 01:40:50,000 --> 01:40:52,800 ...but those two are the biggest horses' rear ends I ever- 1585 01:40:53,100 --> 01:40:55,300 You're pardoned, I'm sure. 1586 01:40:55,700 --> 01:40:58,400 Yeah. And I'm the biggest rear end of them all. 1587 01:40:58,700 --> 01:41:02,200 Hey, Crewson! Andy, wait for me! 1588 01:41:02,500 --> 01:41:06,000 Hey, Crewson! Stop! Wait! Hold it! 1589 01:41:06,500 --> 01:41:10,600 Hold it! Hey. Come on, open up. Open up. 1590 01:41:10,900 --> 01:41:14,400 Hey! - Let's go. 1591 01:41:15,800 --> 01:41:19,800 He spent his entire leave telling me how much he loved his wife. 1592 01:41:20,100 --> 01:41:22,800 - What a waste. - They'll be all right. 1593 01:41:43,800 --> 01:41:49,000 I promise you, darling, you won't lose me. I'm indestructible. 136389