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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,337 --> 00:00:38,337 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:00:41,174 --> 00:00:43,208 All units on patrol respond... 3 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:47,178 to Sigma Tau fraternity house, 12 Summit Avenue. 4 00:00:47,180 --> 00:00:50,815 Mass casualties occurring at this time. 5 00:00:50,817 --> 00:00:53,084 Receiving multiple 911 calls. 6 00:00:53,086 --> 00:00:57,021 116 responding. 7 00:00:57,023 --> 00:00:58,956 No further information... 8 00:00:58,958 --> 00:01:00,858 from callers, proceed with caution. 9 00:01:04,298 --> 00:01:06,165 237 in route. 10 00:01:09,336 --> 00:01:11,370 Advise if you need any other agencies... 11 00:01:11,372 --> 00:01:13,172 dispatched for backup. 12 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:31,951 Agh! Shh. 13 00:02:52,706 --> 00:02:58,276 Fuck, you think this shit's funny? This is my thesis, man! 14 00:02:58,278 --> 00:03:01,213 What are you doing? It's a prank. It's me, Dougie. 15 00:03:01,215 --> 00:03:02,614 Yeah? It's a prank? It's a prank about this! 16 00:03:04,284 --> 00:03:06,284 No, no, no, no, no! What did you do?! 17 00:03:06,286 --> 00:03:08,587 It was a joke, that's Dougie, man. 18 00:03:08,589 --> 00:03:11,556 Oh my God, you killed him. 19 00:03:11,558 --> 00:03:14,726 Oh fuck, I gotta hide the body. 20 00:03:14,728 --> 00:03:16,695 I gotta hide the fuckin' body, Wiggles! 21 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:18,330 Tanner! Tanner! 22 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:23,702 Oh! Oh, shit! Oh, did you see his face? 23 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:25,404 That's gonna be cash money. 24 00:03:25,406 --> 00:03:27,239 That's 3 million views out the gate, easily. 25 00:03:27,241 --> 00:03:29,541 Oh, we're gonna get so paid for this. 26 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:33,110 And the luau gods have blessed us again. 27 00:03:33,112 --> 00:03:35,112 You were prankin' me? 28 00:03:35,114 --> 00:03:38,115 That was good. It went better than I thought it would go. 29 00:03:38,117 --> 00:03:40,017 I thought it went the best it could've gone. 30 00:03:40,019 --> 00:03:41,586 What's up? What's up, Victor? 31 00:03:41,588 --> 00:03:45,357 We're now exiting the red light district, Wiggles. 32 00:03:45,359 --> 00:03:47,091 Uh, you're not allowed in here 'til you're a senior. 33 00:03:47,093 --> 00:03:49,026 Yes, sir. 34 00:03:49,028 --> 00:03:51,563 Unless he's accompanied by one of us. This is obviously okay. 35 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:52,564 Bakowski! 36 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:53,998 Aw, did he puke again? 37 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,267 Aw, you puke, you get the balls. 38 00:03:55,269 --> 00:03:56,936 Carlito, Beefcake. 39 00:04:00,774 --> 00:04:04,074 Hey, uh, asswipe. Huh? 40 00:04:04,076 --> 00:04:06,076 Turn the fuck around! Thank you! 41 00:04:06,078 --> 00:04:07,746 Jesus! That could've been you. 42 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:10,317 What's up, man? Yo, what's up, amigos? 43 00:04:11,452 --> 00:04:12,686 Timmy! 44 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:17,021 Woo-hoo-hoo! 45 00:04:17,023 --> 00:04:18,090 Let's fuckin' luau! 46 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:23,295 Aw, Doug, that's animal cruelty, bro. 47 00:04:23,297 --> 00:04:25,297 Dude, they eat the green shit, alright? 48 00:04:25,299 --> 00:04:26,565 It's full of vitamins. 49 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:30,635 Oh hey, it's Jason. 50 00:04:30,637 --> 00:04:32,206 Is he sleeping? He's sleeping. 51 00:04:36,710 --> 00:04:38,278 What better way to start the day? 52 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:57,061 Woo-hoo! Are you kidding me? 53 00:04:57,063 --> 00:05:01,065 Are you fucking kidding me? What did you do? 54 00:05:01,067 --> 00:05:03,268 Wake and bake, yo. Rise and shine! 55 00:05:03,270 --> 00:05:04,803 It's the fuckin' luau party! 56 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:06,271 It's working! 57 00:05:08,408 --> 00:05:11,209 Aw shit, J, you alright, bro? 58 00:05:11,211 --> 00:05:13,347 Jason, are you okay, man? 59 00:05:18,418 --> 00:05:21,319 I feel good. 60 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:22,656 I feel really good. 61 00:05:24,424 --> 00:05:26,791 What the fuck is Wiggles doing in my room? 62 00:05:26,793 --> 00:05:29,093 Can't believe you got the pledges doing this. 63 00:05:29,095 --> 00:05:31,765 Please don't ruin a gift that I'm making for you, thank you. 64 00:05:35,134 --> 00:05:37,335 Whoa. Why so many cameras? 65 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:39,471 This is our last fuckin' luau. Mm-hm. 66 00:05:39,473 --> 00:05:44,843 It deserves to be... no, it demands to be remembered. 67 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:48,213 You will all thank me for making this fuckin' luau movie... 68 00:05:48,215 --> 00:05:50,114 because this is gonna be the best night of our lives. 69 00:05:50,116 --> 00:05:51,883 All right fine, but you gotta promise me that no one's... 70 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:53,818 gonna see this except for us, 'cause it'll ruin my life. 71 00:05:53,820 --> 00:05:56,488 I mean, all of ours, seriously. 72 00:05:56,490 --> 00:05:58,323 I know, I know, you're gonna be a big-time doctor, I get it. 73 00:05:58,325 --> 00:05:59,624 Trust, I know what I'm doing. 74 00:05:59,626 --> 00:06:01,293 Trust, he knows what he's doing. Thank you. 75 00:06:01,295 --> 00:06:03,728 Trying to immortalize you, man. 76 00:06:03,730 --> 00:06:06,333 Let's do that in the kitchen, I'm starving. 77 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:22,414 Oh this is some exciting stuff, huh? 78 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:24,349 Dude, it's act one. We're meeting all the characters. 79 00:06:24,351 --> 00:06:29,554 Okay well, get to know this character. 80 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:32,824 Oh God, he's just diggin' her out. 81 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:34,191 Yo, yo, yo! 82 00:06:34,193 --> 00:06:35,192 Ay! 83 00:06:35,194 --> 00:06:36,494 What the fuck is this? 84 00:06:36,496 --> 00:06:40,197 I thought this was just for the party, man. 85 00:06:40,199 --> 00:06:42,500 Yeah, the party started, my brotha. 86 00:06:42,502 --> 00:06:43,868 Alright, well keep me the fuck out of it... 87 00:06:43,870 --> 00:06:45,737 'cause I wanna keep my legacy intact. 88 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:47,505 Yeah, the legacy of Liza. 89 00:06:47,507 --> 00:06:50,442 Well, yeah, the legacy that you guys can tell your mommies... 90 00:06:50,444 --> 00:06:53,445 and your daddies about when you move back home after college... 91 00:06:53,447 --> 00:06:56,748 and I am working at the richest hedge fund in New York City. 92 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,750 Wait, were you just with Liza's dad? 93 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:01,753 Oh yeah. We were cruisin' at 10,000 feet, man. 94 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:02,754 Pretty sick. 95 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:03,755 You took the copter? 96 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:05,824 Yeah, well I... I took it there. 97 00:07:05,826 --> 00:07:08,460 I had to hoof it back, but it was so fuckin' worth it. 98 00:07:08,462 --> 00:07:10,695 Bro, don't forget your promise, alright? 99 00:07:10,697 --> 00:07:14,466 When you start meltin' gold, you're buying me a jet ski. 100 00:07:14,468 --> 00:07:16,267 Are you kiddin' me? 101 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:18,470 When I start meltin' gold, you get a jet ski. 102 00:07:18,472 --> 00:07:19,738 Ay! 103 00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:21,840 You get a jet ski! You get a jet ski! 104 00:07:21,842 --> 00:07:23,375 You get a jet ski! 105 00:07:23,377 --> 00:07:24,743 Everyone gets a jet ski! 106 00:07:24,745 --> 00:07:26,277 We all get jet skis! 107 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:27,912 But I... I'm serious... 108 00:07:27,914 --> 00:07:30,248 Liza is the greatest thing that's ever happened to me. 109 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:31,249 Oh. 110 00:07:31,251 --> 00:07:32,250 I love her so much. 111 00:07:32,252 --> 00:07:33,518 Yup. 112 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:35,253 I actually need this for beer so.... 113 00:07:35,255 --> 00:07:36,554 We need to do a beer run. 114 00:07:36,556 --> 00:07:38,590 Ah, here you go, brother. 115 00:07:38,592 --> 00:07:41,426 I'm gonna miss this and I you guys are my brothers, you know. 116 00:07:41,428 --> 00:07:42,894 You're my boys. 117 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:44,796 Dude this is like the last luau. That's kinda sad. 118 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:46,998 Yeah, it went by really, really fast. 119 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:50,268 Well, then, let's make sure we fuck shit up... 120 00:07:50,270 --> 00:07:53,271 and don't remember anything in the morning. 121 00:07:53,273 --> 00:07:56,708 One, two, three, the party luau! 122 00:07:56,710 --> 00:07:58,610 I'm sure that like lots of people haven't heard... 123 00:07:58,612 --> 00:08:00,845 anything yet, you know, it could take months and months... 124 00:08:00,847 --> 00:08:02,580 especially with like different schools. 125 00:08:02,582 --> 00:08:03,915 I don't know, man... 126 00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:06,518 I think they all do this around the same time... 127 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:08,853 I mean first they send out the acceptance letters, that's now.. 128 00:08:08,855 --> 00:08:10,789 and then the rejection ones. 129 00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:12,524 But you haven't gotten either yet, so you're tight. 130 00:08:12,526 --> 00:08:14,693 No, but I saw this threat and people were saying... 131 00:08:14,695 --> 00:08:16,895 that they already got their letters and shit. 132 00:08:16,897 --> 00:08:20,565 Whoa, dude! Just hold on a second, don't come out. 133 00:08:20,567 --> 00:08:22,000 What the fuck, man? 134 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:24,035 Have you been shitting this whole time? 135 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:25,770 Dude, I'm not shitting. 136 00:08:25,772 --> 00:08:27,939 I'm pooping, alright? There's a big difference. 137 00:08:27,941 --> 00:08:29,808 It went right in the water. There's no smell. 138 00:08:29,810 --> 00:08:31,810 I probably don't even have to wipe. 139 00:08:31,812 --> 00:08:35,513 We're like real brothers. Half brothers. 140 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:36,681 Still, real brothers. 141 00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:49,527 Hey, honey, just got your text. I'm so sorry. 142 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:50,695 You weren't waiting long, were you? 143 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:53,531 Sort of... ugh, what is this? 144 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,366 Remember, it's Dougie's little art project. 145 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:56,901 Oh, whatever. How did it go with my dad? 146 00:08:56,903 --> 00:08:59,037 Good, yeah. I got to the airport safely. It was a lot of fun. 147 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:01,539 And did he say anything? 148 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:04,542 Um yeah, sorta not really. I had to ride with the luggage... 149 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,444 and like he was on his phone the whole time. 150 00:09:06,446 --> 00:09:08,613 He's like such an important guy that it was... it was cool. 151 00:09:08,615 --> 00:09:09,948 It was very, very fun. 152 00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:10,949 He said to stay in touch. 153 00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:12,784 Oh baby, that's perfect! 154 00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:15,086 Hello, hello, my KLP beauties. 155 00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:17,589 How are we on this fine luau morning? 156 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:20,492 Uh, sober as fuck, where's the booze? 157 00:09:20,494 --> 00:09:22,060 Maggie, I like the way you think. 158 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,695 You should follow me. 159 00:09:23,697 --> 00:09:25,497 In fact, why don't all of you follow me? 160 00:09:25,499 --> 00:09:27,098 No... hold on. 161 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:30,535 I brought my pledges to help set up the fucking luau. 162 00:09:30,537 --> 00:09:32,771 I mean, they'll clean toilets, do dishes, laundry. 163 00:09:32,773 --> 00:09:34,372 Get these bitches dirty! 164 00:09:34,374 --> 00:09:36,641 No, we don't need them to clean the toilets.... 165 00:09:36,643 --> 00:09:39,946 No, Grant, seriously, these girls suck. 166 00:09:42,682 --> 00:09:44,482 You shits think you're fucking good enough... 167 00:09:44,484 --> 00:09:47,385 for Kappa Lambda Phi, but you're literally the most boring... 168 00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:49,788 awkward group of sluts I've ever seen. 169 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:52,924 I want this place sparkling now! Okay. 170 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:54,759 Okay, we got a lot to do so Tanner's gonna show you around. 171 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:55,994 He'll take care of you. 172 00:09:55,996 --> 00:09:58,763 Yeah, alright, follow me, ladies. 173 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,146 All right, boys. 174 00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:18,082 Let's get some fuckin' pyramids on this table. 175 00:10:18,084 --> 00:10:21,786 You guys study Mesopotamia in high school? 176 00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:40,972 Let's see yours now. 177 00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:46,778 Excuse me. 178 00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:57,589 Hm... 179 00:10:57,591 --> 00:10:58,923 I got one. Hm. 180 00:10:58,925 --> 00:11:01,693 Pledge, you are now to be called Lube. 181 00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:03,695 Did we...? 182 00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:06,366 Lube is my name, it will not be of shame. 183 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:14,639 You are not to leave this beach till your detail gets clean. 184 00:11:24,651 --> 00:11:25,884 Oh, hi. Hi. 185 00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:27,552 Um. Yeah, you go down. 186 00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:28,622 Thank you. 187 00:11:36,230 --> 00:11:37,762 Nascar, left! 188 00:11:37,764 --> 00:11:39,764 How many times do we have to tell you? 189 00:11:39,766 --> 00:11:42,634 Come on, dude, left, left. 190 00:11:42,636 --> 00:11:44,936 Oh, how does that asparagus and goat cheese omelet taste? 191 00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:46,738 You're gonna be carrying this up and down... 192 00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:48,172 the stairs all night, boys. 193 00:11:48,174 --> 00:11:49,941 This part should still be easy. 194 00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:52,677 They're not looking good. Not looking good at all. 195 00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:54,246 Left! 196 00:11:54,248 --> 00:11:56,215 Jesus fucking Christ, Nascar. You can only turn left. 197 00:11:56,217 --> 00:11:57,715 What don't you understand?! 198 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,584 Stop! 199 00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:01,220 Nascar, you only got three more weeks... 200 00:12:01,222 --> 00:12:02,887 until you see that checkered flag. 201 00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:06,126 You turn right, you crash, and you're out. 202 00:12:09,195 --> 00:12:10,895 Fuck! 203 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:12,864 What the fuck don't you understand... 204 00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:14,668 about not dropping my beer?! 205 00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:25,810 Oh! Oh! My baby! What's going down here? 206 00:12:25,812 --> 00:12:28,513 Ah, the booze juice is good! 207 00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:30,748 Ah, fuck, the banister. 208 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,218 Does it smell like jizz down here? 209 00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:35,153 What is wrong with you, Dougie? What? 210 00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:38,723 Wait a minute, you guys! There's something behind here. 211 00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:40,758 Wiggles, bring that light over. Come here. 212 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,593 What? Dude, Jason, what are you doing? 213 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,128 I'm feelin' around. 214 00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:45,596 Dude, hey, I wouldn't put my hand in there, man. 215 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,098 There could be something that bites. 216 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,633 That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard. 217 00:12:48,635 --> 00:12:50,704 - Ssh! - Man, guys, let's go. 218 00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:55,673 Ohhh! Shit! 219 00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:57,675 Dude! Fuck you! 220 00:12:57,677 --> 00:12:59,877 Oh my God! Fuck you. 221 00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:02,046 That was good. Fucking asshole. 222 00:13:02,048 --> 00:13:05,016 That was a good one. Now what? 223 00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:06,918 Let's see what's going on back here. 224 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:09,889 Why? No, let's not, just don't make it worse. 225 00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:13,191 Well, Jesus! 226 00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:16,694 All right... there goes the whole wall. 227 00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:19,933 Whoa! What? This is fucked up. 228 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:23,169 What the fuck? 229 00:13:30,311 --> 00:13:34,047 What the hell? That's normal. 230 00:13:36,350 --> 00:13:38,151 What are you doing with that? 231 00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:49,794 I'm goin' in. 232 00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:51,195 That's a terrible idea. Why would you ever do that? 233 00:13:51,197 --> 00:13:52,799 Wiggles, let me see that. 234 00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:04,878 Whoa. 235 00:14:09,383 --> 00:14:12,619 Okay. Okay. 236 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,227 My God. 237 00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:38,044 Wow. 238 00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:46,418 Jase, what's up? 239 00:14:46,420 --> 00:14:51,089 Yo, it's crazy. Come in here, you gotta see this. 240 00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:52,959 Come on! Go. 241 00:15:01,302 --> 00:15:04,205 Whoa, look at all these lights. 242 00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:07,972 What the fuck? 243 00:15:07,974 --> 00:15:10,110 Think there's a switch somewhere? 244 00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:20,885 Check it. What kind of bulbs are these? 245 00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:23,688 What do you think went on down here? 246 00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:26,258 I'll tell you what, our alumni were masters... 247 00:15:26,260 --> 00:15:29,160 of the fuckin' haze, bro. 248 00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:30,462 I mean honestly, there's some stuff... 249 00:15:30,464 --> 00:15:33,232 in the old books that puts us to shame. 250 00:15:33,234 --> 00:15:35,234 Gotta start getting harder on these kids. 251 00:15:35,236 --> 00:15:38,405 Whoa, whoa, whoa, watch out. Fuck, man, shit. 252 00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:45,710 My beer has found the cup it wants to be drunk from. 253 00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:47,479 This is a sign, boys. 254 00:15:47,481 --> 00:15:50,014 Our ancestors, they have spoken. 255 00:15:50,016 --> 00:15:54,253 Tonight is going to be epic. 256 00:15:54,255 --> 00:15:55,420 Whoa! What the shit? 257 00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:57,291 What... what was that? 258 00:15:58,459 --> 00:16:00,392 I don't know. 259 00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:05,129 Shit, hold on, Liza's texting me, I gotta go. 260 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,398 Whoa, okay. 261 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,166 Hey! Pledge! Yes? 262 00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:10,202 No one comes down here tonight. Yes, sir. 263 00:16:10,204 --> 00:16:12,003 Yeah, I feel like we might get electrocuted. 264 00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:13,740 Let's get out of here. 265 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:17,344 Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah! 266 00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:53,345 Damn, even the cleaning lady hot. 267 00:16:53,347 --> 00:16:56,448 Dude! Why are you peepin' on Daphne? 268 00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:57,949 I'm sorry, sir... 269 00:16:57,951 --> 00:16:59,817 I was just doing what I was told to do. 270 00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:01,486 Is it weird that our cleaning lady is here the day... 271 00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:03,788 of the party and not tomorrow when this place is a shithole. 272 00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:06,425 Mm-hm. 273 00:17:06,427 --> 00:17:09,961 Daphne! What's up? 274 00:17:09,963 --> 00:17:11,929 What are you doin' here? Oh... getting paid. 275 00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:15,367 You know tonight's like the fuckin' luau. 276 00:17:15,369 --> 00:17:17,269 Ugh, yeah. 277 00:17:17,271 --> 00:17:20,272 I see you guys gettin' ready for it. It's the big one! 278 00:17:20,274 --> 00:17:21,506 It's legendary. 279 00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:23,308 I know. 280 00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:26,378 God, I've watched you guys tear this house apart for years. 281 00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:28,447 And can you believe she's still standing? 282 00:17:28,449 --> 00:17:30,215 I know you're here today cleaning but.... 283 00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:31,882 Actually, I'm really not. 284 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:34,819 Your pledges and the Kappas are doing it for me. 285 00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:36,288 Okay, cool but... Yeah. 286 00:17:36,290 --> 00:17:38,122 Tomorrow, I mean can you please, please come... 287 00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:40,325 because this place is gonna be... Hells no. 288 00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:41,826 A shit hole. 289 00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:44,263 Day after the fucking luau? 290 00:17:44,265 --> 00:17:45,597 Yeah, no. 291 00:17:45,599 --> 00:17:47,534 I'll see ya in a month. 292 00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:11,088 Oinky, oinky, J, don't get your face on our dinner. 293 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,525 Yo, dude, it's just Claire. 294 00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:15,327 Man, go fuckin' talk to her. 295 00:18:15,329 --> 00:18:16,927 I got a bunch of classes with her, she's really cool. 296 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,297 I don't wanna talk to her. 297 00:18:18,299 --> 00:18:20,465 I mean, I don't have anything to say. 298 00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:22,434 You're being such a pussy right now. 299 00:18:22,436 --> 00:18:25,437 Claire! Hey! Hi. 300 00:18:25,439 --> 00:18:28,573 I'm gonna come say hi in a second. 301 00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:29,874 You see how easy that is? 302 00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:33,211 Man, that was a dick move. 303 00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:35,146 Aw, J! 304 00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:39,351 Aw this fucking guy is drowning in Claire jerkoff land. 305 00:18:39,353 --> 00:18:43,187 Wait, what are you talking about? 306 00:18:43,189 --> 00:18:46,957 Dougie, for the last four years this guy has been lighting... 307 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:50,529 a candle, putting a smooth lube on it, and jerking off... 308 00:18:50,531 --> 00:18:53,097 to some idea he's made up for this girl, right? 309 00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:55,099 I'm sure he's smashed her every single way. 310 00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:58,102 Raw dog anal, we hope, but the problem is all those... 311 00:18:58,104 --> 00:19:01,340 sexual fantasies that he had, they're all mixed up, right? 312 00:19:01,342 --> 00:19:04,075 They're like this burrito, mushed together. 313 00:19:04,077 --> 00:19:06,578 It'll always be an amazing Claire jerk burrito... 314 00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:08,513 when they're all together, but if you take that burrito apart.. 315 00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:10,449 you take that shit apart and you just eat the corn... 316 00:19:10,451 --> 00:19:13,184 it's just fucking corn, Dougie, Claire is fucking corn. 317 00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:14,388 She is boring. 318 00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:20,225 Wait, so you're... so you're saying that real, live Claire... 319 00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:21,626 will never live up to the fantasy Claire... 320 00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:23,428 he's created in his head. 321 00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:26,298 Exactly! Wow! 322 00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:27,965 Yeah, they're doomed before they even start. 323 00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:29,568 Dude, that's a really deep way of putting it. 324 00:19:29,570 --> 00:19:32,537 That is six years of college, my man. 325 00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:34,939 Who's wasting money now? 326 00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:36,310 Not you, Dad. 327 00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:40,412 Just calm down. No! 328 00:19:40,414 --> 00:19:43,482 No, I am not dealing with this erectile dysfunction shit. 329 00:19:43,484 --> 00:19:45,584 No! I told you I don't have a problem down there. 330 00:19:45,586 --> 00:19:47,486 Oh really? We all know what happens to you when you drink. 331 00:19:47,488 --> 00:19:49,153 Ssh! 332 00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:51,256 You know it's... I sometimes have a problem. 333 00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:54,024 We haven't had sex in a month, Grant! 334 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,025 And I want it tonight! 335 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,361 Okay, okay. 336 00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:59,531 So no drinking until I'm serviced down there. 337 00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:02,099 It's the fucking luau, baby. 338 00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:05,102 Oh no, are you saying that this party is more important than me? 339 00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:06,971 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not. 340 00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:09,274 I'm not saying that at all. Okay, good, good. 341 00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:12,277 Now we know you won't fuck up what we have. 342 00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:15,045 Ugh, be a man and take care of your girlfriend properly. 343 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,047 I mean maybe you should have some of my dad's Viagra. 344 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,216 Oh, God. 345 00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:22,587 And... in, okay, hand me another one. 346 00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:27,426 So, my first fuckin' luau, my job was bathroom attendant... 347 00:20:27,428 --> 00:20:30,562 and they had this like Hawaiian buffet. 348 00:20:30,564 --> 00:20:33,197 Everybody got food poisoning and I had to keep the toilets... 349 00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:35,333 flushed and clean with this like... 350 00:20:36,770 --> 00:20:39,304 Claire, hi. Hi. 351 00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:42,207 Uh... Uh, where should I put these? 352 00:20:42,209 --> 00:20:45,176 Um... what are they? 353 00:20:45,178 --> 00:20:46,311 Glow sticks. 354 00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:48,213 Oh, shit! 355 00:20:48,215 --> 00:20:50,549 Don't move, don't move, don't move. Are you okay? 356 00:20:50,551 --> 00:20:53,050 There's glass everywhere. No, I'm okay. Yeah no, I'm okay. 357 00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:56,354 Okay, let me... I'll I'll... I will just uh.... 358 00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:58,490 Ah, okay, ooh. I can, yeah, I got you. 359 00:20:58,492 --> 00:21:00,525 Okay. I can help you out. 360 00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:02,126 Oh, thank you. Uh... 361 00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:04,329 Oh, perfect, right next to my shoes. 362 00:21:04,331 --> 00:21:07,031 Yeah, I guess I could've grabbed those... 363 00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:08,433 and just given them to you. 364 00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:10,402 Oh no, thank you. 365 00:21:10,404 --> 00:21:12,206 Okay, bye. Yeah, bye. 366 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,641 Bye. 367 00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:19,544 Future Dougie, this is uh, young Dougie from college. 368 00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:22,046 I'd like to apologize for what I'm about to do... 369 00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:23,682 to your body tonight. 370 00:21:23,684 --> 00:21:25,684 Hopefully there's not too many long-lasting medical... 371 00:21:25,686 --> 00:21:31,258 repercussions, but if there are, just know it was so worth it. 372 00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:38,164 Hm... hm. 373 00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:49,710 A hidden room, lots of lights, and Tanner's cup... hm. 374 00:21:57,116 --> 00:22:00,619 Does this does this look like a letter here? 375 00:22:00,621 --> 00:22:05,259 Um... looks like an H maybe? 376 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,630 An H? 377 00:22:10,731 --> 00:22:13,298 O. 378 00:22:13,300 --> 00:22:18,737 An S... maybe there's a P. 379 00:22:18,739 --> 00:22:21,475 That's maybe... maybe an E. 380 00:22:24,678 --> 00:22:26,613 S! 381 00:22:28,849 --> 00:22:30,749 Hopes! 382 00:22:30,751 --> 00:22:33,518 I-I think it's hospice. 383 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:37,222 Hospice! That sounds Chinese. What does that mean? 384 00:22:37,224 --> 00:22:39,824 No idea, sir, I think it's Latin. 385 00:22:39,826 --> 00:22:45,397 Computer, what does hospice mean? Probably Chinese. 386 00:22:45,399 --> 00:22:53,072 Okay, hospice derives from the Latin hospes meaning guest. 387 00:22:56,343 --> 00:22:58,679 Maybe this place was a hotel. 388 00:23:24,471 --> 00:23:28,275 Ha-ha, very funny, guys, turn the lights back on! 389 00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:32,412 Shit. 390 00:23:37,918 --> 00:23:41,187 Oh hell, shit. 391 00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:44,156 Hello? 392 00:23:45,292 --> 00:23:48,362 Hello? Man, what's... 393 00:23:51,565 --> 00:23:53,867 Get your ass. 394 00:23:55,936 --> 00:23:58,637 What the fuck is...? 395 00:23:58,639 --> 00:24:00,574 Oh, shit! 396 00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:05,744 Wiggles! 397 00:24:05,746 --> 00:24:08,480 Unless you wanna see what a high-fiber diet looks like... 398 00:24:08,482 --> 00:24:11,916 I suggest you get the fuck out of my bathroom. 399 00:24:11,918 --> 00:24:13,985 Yes, sir... shit. 400 00:24:13,987 --> 00:24:16,855 Okay, so are you gonna stay out and party with us tonight... 401 00:24:16,857 --> 00:24:18,690 or are you gonna ditch out like you always do? 402 00:24:18,692 --> 00:24:20,525 Yeah, I'll hang out for a little bit... 403 00:24:20,527 --> 00:24:22,494 but I've got that 5k cancer walk thing tomorrow morning. 404 00:24:22,496 --> 00:24:24,763 Ugh, Jesus Christ, how convenient. 405 00:24:24,765 --> 00:24:27,532 What? I'm representing our entire sorority. 406 00:24:27,534 --> 00:24:30,001 You know, we do more than just party. 407 00:24:30,003 --> 00:24:31,503 Sup, ladies? How we doin'? 408 00:24:31,505 --> 00:24:33,004 Oh, good, how are you? 409 00:24:33,006 --> 00:24:35,807 I'm just fuckin' killin' it, you know. 410 00:24:35,809 --> 00:24:37,976 I'm just finishing putting the roofies in. 411 00:24:37,978 --> 00:24:39,379 Ooh. Yeah. 412 00:24:42,416 --> 00:24:46,885 Oh, goddamn, I am so aroused right now! 413 00:24:46,887 --> 00:24:48,255 Let me try this. 414 00:24:54,928 --> 00:24:58,263 You know, I gotta say it's a little fuckin' tame for me. 415 00:24:58,265 --> 00:24:59,431 Oh. Mm-hm. 416 00:24:59,433 --> 00:25:00,932 Claire, you wanna give it a try? 417 00:25:00,934 --> 00:25:03,001 Oh, no, no, no, I'm good, thank you. 418 00:25:03,003 --> 00:25:05,870 Oh, shocker, she's such a fuckin' lightweight, right, T? 419 00:25:05,872 --> 00:25:09,908 Totally. You know who else is a lightweight? Jason. 420 00:25:09,910 --> 00:25:11,743 But Jason... Oh my God. 421 00:25:11,745 --> 00:25:14,946 Claire, Jason... Jason, he's a babyweight, you know? 422 00:25:14,948 --> 00:25:16,948 Oh my god, Mags, think about that. 423 00:25:16,950 --> 00:25:20,919 Claire, Jason, am I right?! 424 00:25:20,921 --> 00:25:22,721 Oh, my god, no. 425 00:25:22,723 --> 00:25:24,389 Alright, well I think this was a really good and productive talk. 426 00:25:24,391 --> 00:25:26,458 Thank you for your example. 427 00:25:26,460 --> 00:25:27,592 You're welcome. 428 00:25:27,594 --> 00:25:31,563 I'll just I'm here for you. 429 00:25:31,565 --> 00:25:33,031 He is so quiche. 430 00:25:33,033 --> 00:25:34,999 Oh God, I do not understand what you see in him. 431 00:25:35,001 --> 00:25:37,769 Yeah, you wouldn't because you don't like masculine men. 432 00:25:37,771 --> 00:25:40,371 What?! That's not true. 433 00:25:40,373 --> 00:25:44,342 Claire, you like guys who rollerblade... 434 00:25:44,344 --> 00:25:45,543 and play fucking Frisbee games. 435 00:25:45,545 --> 00:25:46,878 I do not! 436 00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:49,547 Oh, really? Well, then what about Jason? 437 00:25:49,549 --> 00:25:50,982 Are you trying to get it in tonight? 438 00:25:50,984 --> 00:25:53,551 Ew, no, Maggie, there's no... there's nothing... 439 00:25:53,553 --> 00:25:56,521 between me and Jason or anybody at all. 440 00:25:56,523 --> 00:25:59,591 Come on! It is obvious that he has a huge boner for you. 441 00:25:59,593 --> 00:26:00,558 No. 442 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,026 And I can tell that you have one for him, too. 443 00:26:02,028 --> 00:26:03,495 No. Let me see. 444 00:26:03,497 --> 00:26:06,498 Oh my God, Claire! I'm pressing charges. 445 00:26:06,500 --> 00:26:08,702 That thing is huge! No. Stop! Stop! 446 00:26:14,407 --> 00:26:15,974 Pssst. 447 00:26:15,976 --> 00:26:17,742 Um, hi, can I help you? 448 00:26:19,045 --> 00:26:20,812 Did you just take my picture? 449 00:26:20,814 --> 00:26:24,883 Just wanted to show my mom what my new girlfriend looks like. 450 00:26:24,885 --> 00:26:27,585 So what time do you have to be back in heaven? 451 00:26:27,587 --> 00:26:29,387 Hell, fucking no! 452 00:26:29,389 --> 00:26:31,790 What the fuck are you doing here? 453 00:26:31,792 --> 00:26:33,725 Why you C blocking me, bro? No, no, no, no. 454 00:26:33,727 --> 00:26:35,593 You're supposed to be here next weekend. 455 00:26:35,595 --> 00:26:36,961 You need to get the fuck out. 456 00:26:36,963 --> 00:26:38,797 Okay, I just rode eight hours in a bus... 457 00:26:38,799 --> 00:26:40,932 that smelled like sliced onions, I'm not going home. 458 00:26:40,934 --> 00:26:46,638 You told me this weekend, so hand me another beer, grandpa. 459 00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:50,608 Let's go, adios, amigo! Let's go, come on. 460 00:26:50,610 --> 00:26:52,777 - Hold this, sweetheart. - Kick his ass, Tanner. 461 00:26:52,779 --> 00:26:54,012 Go. 462 00:26:54,014 --> 00:26:54,981 All right. 463 00:26:56,516 --> 00:26:58,650 Oh! 464 00:26:58,652 --> 00:27:00,552 How do you like that, huh? 465 00:27:00,554 --> 00:27:03,121 Okay, okay. Dude, it fuckin' hurts! 466 00:27:03,123 --> 00:27:05,056 Say uncle. Say uncle. Fuck you. 467 00:27:05,058 --> 00:27:07,625 Say uncle. Uncle! 468 00:27:07,627 --> 00:27:09,093 That's embarrassing. 469 00:27:09,095 --> 00:27:11,462 Oh my God, who are you? Those are some incredible moves. 470 00:27:11,464 --> 00:27:12,931 Name's Drew. 471 00:27:12,933 --> 00:27:14,833 Is it hot out here or are your boobs just huge? 472 00:27:14,835 --> 00:27:16,534 Yeah, that's my asshole little brother. 473 00:27:16,536 --> 00:27:18,403 He's gay actually, though, sorry about that. 474 00:27:18,405 --> 00:27:21,606 He's so cute. I love the freckles. 475 00:27:21,608 --> 00:27:22,943 Fuck. 476 00:27:24,911 --> 00:27:26,411 Guys, can you help me? 477 00:27:26,413 --> 00:27:28,849 Yeah, coming. 478 00:27:39,793 --> 00:27:41,693 What happened? 479 00:27:41,695 --> 00:27:43,895 Yeah, I'm not really sure. 480 00:27:43,897 --> 00:27:46,097 Has anyone gone in there? 481 00:27:46,099 --> 00:27:47,968 Yes, ma'am, they did. 482 00:28:04,951 --> 00:28:06,618 I'm gonna go get some more ice. 483 00:28:06,620 --> 00:28:08,152 All right. 484 00:28:42,555 --> 00:28:46,658 Daphne? Uh, Daphne? 485 00:28:46,660 --> 00:28:49,095 Hey! Don't touch me. 486 00:28:51,232 --> 00:28:52,899 Excuse you. 487 00:29:01,574 --> 00:29:04,842 Daphne! 488 00:29:04,844 --> 00:29:08,846 What the fuck is she doing? I don't know. 489 00:29:08,848 --> 00:29:10,917 I mean, do you think she's okay? 490 00:29:15,755 --> 00:29:17,989 I-I've gotta... I've gotta take this. 491 00:29:17,991 --> 00:29:19,459 Okay. 492 00:29:24,130 --> 00:29:28,300 Hello, hi, yeah, this is him. 493 00:29:28,302 --> 00:29:30,470 Okay. Yup. 494 00:29:32,706 --> 00:29:34,841 Yeah, I understand, yeah. 495 00:29:37,577 --> 00:29:39,546 All right. 496 00:29:43,250 --> 00:29:45,819 Yeah. 497 00:29:50,623 --> 00:29:53,992 So, honey, I left an outfit out for you to wear tonight... 498 00:29:53,994 --> 00:29:56,594 and I will be really angry if you don't wear it. 499 00:29:56,596 --> 00:29:58,162 That sounds great, baby, I can't wait. 500 00:29:58,164 --> 00:30:00,932 Okay, remember, no alcohol, I am serious. 501 00:30:00,934 --> 00:30:03,935 Yeah, just Peligrino, lots of ice cubes. 502 00:30:03,937 --> 00:30:07,171 Oh, I just love you so much. You're just so handsome. 503 00:30:07,173 --> 00:30:08,940 Oh, and that cute little ass! 504 00:30:08,942 --> 00:30:11,044 See ya. 505 00:30:13,580 --> 00:30:15,214 Six for six. 506 00:30:15,216 --> 00:30:21,085 Miracles happen every day and they can even happen for you, T. 507 00:30:21,087 --> 00:30:23,121 Alright, you got this, man. 508 00:30:23,123 --> 00:30:24,122 Tonight. 509 00:30:24,124 --> 00:30:25,823 Thank you! 510 00:30:25,825 --> 00:30:29,794 I need the support, man. I appreciate the support! 511 00:30:29,796 --> 00:30:31,363 Sup, ladies? 512 00:30:31,365 --> 00:30:33,164 Silver medal in the long jump. 513 00:30:33,166 --> 00:30:35,334 I'm gonna get mad kitty cat with this tonight! 514 00:30:35,336 --> 00:30:36,834 Yeah, take that shit off. 515 00:30:36,836 --> 00:30:38,069 You are not leaving this floor. 516 00:30:38,071 --> 00:30:40,205 Dude. Come on, no, no, no, no. 517 00:30:40,207 --> 00:30:41,739 Dude, can he stay in your room tonight? 518 00:30:41,741 --> 00:30:43,708 I look, everybody knows that you and this guy... 519 00:30:43,710 --> 00:30:44,876 are going to bed with some dry dicks. 520 00:30:44,878 --> 00:30:47,312 Uh, no, it's not happening. 521 00:30:47,314 --> 00:30:49,080 What's the six for six? 522 00:30:49,082 --> 00:30:52,351 So, Tanner's had a menage at the last five luaus. 523 00:30:52,353 --> 00:30:54,919 Like a threesome? You're kidding. 524 00:30:54,921 --> 00:30:57,090 No, it's a fact. He put it on Wikipedia. 525 00:31:00,060 --> 00:31:05,663 Oh no. Dude, come on! Oh my God! 526 00:31:05,665 --> 00:31:07,131 You look like a douchebag. 527 00:31:07,133 --> 00:31:08,633 Thank you, thank you. 528 00:31:08,635 --> 00:31:11,002 Oh! That's enough! 529 00:31:11,004 --> 00:31:12,904 My...! Oh! 530 00:31:12,906 --> 00:31:14,872 This is school spirit, alright? 531 00:31:14,874 --> 00:31:17,041 This is... this is what fuckin' pride and devotion looks like. 532 00:31:17,043 --> 00:31:18,776 No, no, no, this is great. 533 00:31:18,778 --> 00:31:21,145 This is why you are the president of our fraternity. 534 00:31:21,147 --> 00:31:23,083 Because of that. 535 00:31:24,951 --> 00:31:26,318 Yeah. 536 00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:29,256 Fuck, you guys, I'm taking it off! 537 00:31:31,358 --> 00:31:34,192 Yo, all of these fish are dead. 538 00:31:34,194 --> 00:31:36,228 Yeah, yeah, I know, alright? Just don't tell Tanner. 539 00:31:36,230 --> 00:31:37,662 I'm gonna get some new ones. 540 00:31:37,664 --> 00:31:39,264 Okay, we gotta get downstairs, man. 541 00:31:39,266 --> 00:31:41,134 You gotta get dressed, you gotta chill with the games. 542 00:31:43,103 --> 00:31:45,237 Yo! Dougie, come on, come on! 543 00:31:45,239 --> 00:31:46,904 Dude, have you ever looked up the history of this house? 544 00:31:46,906 --> 00:31:49,241 Uh, no, why? 545 00:31:49,243 --> 00:31:51,709 Dude, people have been killed here, like a lot. 546 00:31:51,711 --> 00:31:53,711 What? Really? 547 00:31:53,713 --> 00:31:55,314 Yeah, dude, back in the 60's, before fraternity bought... 548 00:31:55,316 --> 00:31:57,748 the house, this guy named William Sarken... 549 00:31:57,750 --> 00:31:59,717 had a dinner party and like killed everyone. 550 00:31:59,719 --> 00:32:02,153 Get the fuck out of here. Are you serious? 551 00:32:02,155 --> 00:32:04,423 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, even himself, it was like... 552 00:32:04,425 --> 00:32:07,158 13 people and his wife. 553 00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:09,160 Dude, like right here, in our house. 554 00:32:09,162 --> 00:32:12,163 Damn, does it say like what room it was in or...? 555 00:32:12,165 --> 00:32:13,164 I don't know! 556 00:32:13,166 --> 00:32:14,832 Who cares, dude? 557 00:32:14,834 --> 00:32:16,701 I can't believe this happened and we never knew this. 558 00:32:16,703 --> 00:32:19,036 Okay, well this shit is a fuckin' buzzkill, okay? 559 00:32:19,038 --> 00:32:21,072 I don't wanna be freaked out all night. 560 00:32:21,074 --> 00:32:25,009 Can we talk about this tomorrow? 561 00:32:25,011 --> 00:32:28,014 Yeah, okay, you're right. Alright, it's a fuckin luau. 562 00:32:29,716 --> 00:32:32,484 Uh, hey, do you uh did you hear any news yet? 563 00:32:32,486 --> 00:32:34,819 No, uh not yet. 564 00:32:34,821 --> 00:32:38,823 Well hang in there man, alright? If anyone deserves it, it's you. 565 00:32:38,825 --> 00:32:41,726 Okay, security cam on. 566 00:32:41,728 --> 00:32:44,095 Uh, throw a towel over it if you bring any honeys up, or don't. 567 00:32:44,097 --> 00:32:45,497 Okay, towel over camera. 568 00:32:45,499 --> 00:32:47,499 Okay, let's do this. I love you, man. 569 00:32:47,501 --> 00:32:48,935 Dude, love you, bro. 570 00:32:56,776 --> 00:32:59,043 Alright, alright, alright, listen up. 571 00:32:59,045 --> 00:33:02,180 We are about to kick off the greatest party of the year. 572 00:33:02,182 --> 00:33:04,015 Mm-hm. Oh yeah. 573 00:33:04,017 --> 00:33:07,219 Now I can't think of a better group of guys to do that with... 574 00:33:07,221 --> 00:33:09,321 than the guys standing in this room right now. 575 00:33:09,323 --> 00:33:11,155 That's right! 576 00:33:11,157 --> 00:33:14,226 But listen, this is the party that every single student... 577 00:33:14,228 --> 00:33:16,961 on campus wants to be at. 578 00:33:16,963 --> 00:33:18,963 Yup. Yes! 579 00:33:18,965 --> 00:33:21,999 Now, that's a privilege, but it's also a responsibility. 580 00:33:22,001 --> 00:33:24,769 Each and every one of you motherfuckin' pledges... 581 00:33:24,771 --> 00:33:26,238 is gonna have a task tonight. 582 00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:28,540 Some of you are gonna tend bar... 583 00:33:28,542 --> 00:33:32,176 some of you are gonna make sure that our beaches are safe, okay? 584 00:33:32,178 --> 00:33:34,346 I'm sure that some of you think that this is gonna suck... 585 00:33:34,348 --> 00:33:35,447 'cause you're gonna be working all night. 586 00:33:35,449 --> 00:33:37,449 No way. You're wrong. 587 00:33:37,451 --> 00:33:41,185 Alright? We've all had shitty jobs, we were pledges once. 588 00:33:41,187 --> 00:33:46,824 But so long as you do what you're told, we are maybe... 589 00:33:46,826 --> 00:33:49,461 gonna consider letting you be one step closer... 590 00:33:49,463 --> 00:33:51,929 to being brothers of Sigma Tau. 591 00:33:57,371 --> 00:33:58,869 Shit, man! 592 00:33:58,871 --> 00:34:00,205 It's not coming from me. What is that? 593 00:34:00,207 --> 00:34:02,073 What's that, you, uh, need my help? 594 00:34:02,075 --> 00:34:06,110 Jesus! What the fuck, dude?! You are not to come down here! 595 00:34:06,112 --> 00:34:09,180 You're sixteen! You keep your ass upstairs! 596 00:34:09,182 --> 00:34:11,416 Look, if anyone sees that motherfucker coming down here... 597 00:34:11,418 --> 00:34:14,885 you have my permission, you put his ass upstairs, okay? 598 00:34:14,887 --> 00:34:16,521 It might take a couple of you to do it... 599 00:34:16,523 --> 00:34:20,124 because he's retard-strong, but you keep him up there. 600 00:34:20,126 --> 00:34:23,928 Man, I am really disappointed in the loser you have become. 601 00:34:23,930 --> 00:34:28,899 To think you used to be my best friend. 602 00:34:28,901 --> 00:34:30,369 Jesus Christ. 603 00:35:45,312 --> 00:35:48,280 Ow! You look fucking amazing. 604 00:35:48,282 --> 00:35:50,315 Do you wanna go upstairs right now, huh? 605 00:35:50,317 --> 00:35:52,149 No, why? What do you mean? 606 00:35:52,151 --> 00:35:54,286 Let's... let's go, you know, let's go. 607 00:35:54,288 --> 00:35:57,088 Grant, I literally just got here. 608 00:35:57,090 --> 00:36:00,091 It's gonna take two seconds. Come on, let's go. 609 00:36:00,093 --> 00:36:02,159 Oh okay, well that's not romantic at all. 610 00:36:02,161 --> 00:36:04,596 Baby, what do you mean? I just wanna make you feel good. 611 00:36:04,598 --> 00:36:05,996 Come on. 612 00:36:05,998 --> 00:36:07,932 Please! You have to get me in the mood! 613 00:36:07,934 --> 00:36:09,501 I'm totally turned off right now. 614 00:36:09,503 --> 00:36:12,169 Wh-wh-why aren't you in the mood? 615 00:36:12,171 --> 00:36:14,475 Because you're disgusting as fuck. 616 00:36:26,387 --> 00:36:30,624 Go Wiggles! Go Wiggles! Go Wiggles! Go Wiggles! 617 00:36:35,061 --> 00:36:40,199 Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. All dead. 618 00:36:50,411 --> 00:36:52,143 Sup, amigo?! 619 00:36:52,145 --> 00:36:54,312 Crawling in that secret passageway shit is awesome! 620 00:36:54,314 --> 00:36:55,547 Whoa! What are you doing, dude? 621 00:36:55,549 --> 00:36:57,382 Get back in there before Tanner sees you. 622 00:36:57,384 --> 00:37:00,017 Oh no, man. I didn't come all this way to just sit on my ass. 623 00:37:00,019 --> 00:37:01,620 I'm ready to partay. 624 00:37:01,622 --> 00:37:04,322 Dude, do you wanna be the person that gets us shut down? 625 00:37:04,324 --> 00:37:06,056 Huh? 626 00:37:06,058 --> 00:37:09,160 What the fuck are you doing?! Dude, stop! 627 00:37:09,162 --> 00:37:12,196 I'm beesin', bro. It tingles. 628 00:37:12,198 --> 00:37:14,200 It's tight. Oh! 629 00:37:16,437 --> 00:37:18,169 Oh! 630 00:37:18,171 --> 00:37:20,639 Okay. Shit. Alright, okay, okay, alright. Look, come with me. 631 00:37:20,641 --> 00:37:23,542 I have an idea. Come on. 632 00:37:23,544 --> 00:37:25,410 Nobody will see you. 633 00:37:25,412 --> 00:37:29,414 Do what you want, but look, don't take the head off. 634 00:37:29,416 --> 00:37:31,683 Alright. Promise me. 635 00:37:31,685 --> 00:37:33,017 I promise. Okay. 636 00:37:33,019 --> 00:37:34,151 Bro. Alright. 637 00:37:34,153 --> 00:37:35,787 You're the brother I wish I had. 638 00:37:35,789 --> 00:37:38,323 I will never forget you for looking out for me like this. 639 00:37:38,325 --> 00:37:41,961 Never ever. Yeah, man, for sure. 640 00:37:46,233 --> 00:37:47,632 Alright, that's good. 641 00:37:47,634 --> 00:37:49,166 Long enough. 642 00:37:49,168 --> 00:37:51,168 I'm gonna get so much pussy tonight. 643 00:37:51,170 --> 00:37:54,040 All right, yeah, good talk. All right, get on out there. 644 00:37:57,043 --> 00:37:58,712 Good luck blow. 645 00:38:00,046 --> 00:38:02,314 Oh! Oh! 646 00:38:02,316 --> 00:38:04,683 Aw. That was very good. 647 00:38:04,685 --> 00:38:07,686 Oh hey, I wanna thank you for telling me... 648 00:38:07,688 --> 00:38:09,488 about Professor Collins, that guy's the shit. 649 00:38:09,490 --> 00:38:11,188 I love that art class. 650 00:38:11,190 --> 00:38:14,091 I knew you would love him. He's so inspiring. 651 00:38:14,093 --> 00:38:16,695 Mags! You're always lookin' out for me! Thank you. 652 00:38:16,697 --> 00:38:18,763 Of course! Why wouldn't I? 653 00:38:18,765 --> 00:38:21,098 You ready to be inspired again? 654 00:38:21,100 --> 00:38:22,099 Yes, I... 655 00:38:22,101 --> 00:38:23,535 Okay, let's do this. 656 00:38:23,537 --> 00:38:25,470 Oh! 657 00:38:25,472 --> 00:38:26,838 Oh! 658 00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:28,406 Hey, are those girls pledging KLP? 659 00:38:28,408 --> 00:38:30,107 Who? Right there. 660 00:38:30,109 --> 00:38:33,311 Oh, them? Yeah. 661 00:38:33,313 --> 00:38:35,347 What's wrong? They're just fucking losers. 662 00:38:35,349 --> 00:38:38,316 What the fuck, dude? Dougie, what are you doing? 663 00:38:38,318 --> 00:38:40,318 Uh, nothing. 664 00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:43,321 What? Huh? Who's in there? 665 00:38:43,323 --> 00:38:44,756 It's uh sorry friendo, it's me, Santiago. 666 00:38:44,758 --> 00:38:46,458 Dougie's friend, you know. 667 00:38:46,460 --> 00:38:47,859 I don't know y.... 668 00:38:47,861 --> 00:38:49,828 All right, fine, fuck off. 669 00:38:49,830 --> 00:38:51,363 Uh, you got this. 670 00:38:51,365 --> 00:38:54,399 Are you seriously ditching me right now? 671 00:38:54,401 --> 00:38:56,768 There's important matters at hand right now, Mags. 672 00:38:56,770 --> 00:38:58,168 Well, good luck! 673 00:38:58,170 --> 00:39:00,338 They're attached at the fucking hip. 674 00:39:00,340 --> 00:39:03,742 Really? Thank you. 675 00:39:03,744 --> 00:39:06,678 Damn. 676 00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:07,679 You wanna be my girlfrien...? 677 00:39:07,681 --> 00:39:10,348 What? 678 00:39:10,350 --> 00:39:12,317 See what I did there? 679 00:39:12,319 --> 00:39:14,819 I left the D off 'cause you're gonna be getting that later. 680 00:39:16,590 --> 00:39:18,155 Fuck off. 681 00:39:18,157 --> 00:39:20,792 Agh, I'll take that as a maybe. 682 00:39:30,169 --> 00:39:31,803 Sup, mama? 683 00:39:31,805 --> 00:39:33,305 Nice ass. 684 00:39:33,307 --> 00:39:34,741 Shame you have to sit on it. 685 00:40:37,304 --> 00:40:39,270 Maybe it went to his junk mail. 686 00:40:39,272 --> 00:40:40,905 Well, he said he'll find a place for you at the fund... 687 00:40:40,907 --> 00:40:42,741 so you shouldn't worry. 688 00:40:42,743 --> 00:40:44,743 I really want this to work, okay? 689 00:40:44,745 --> 00:40:46,211 Going out into the real world and leaving college... 690 00:40:46,213 --> 00:40:47,545 it's... it's scary, baby. 691 00:40:47,547 --> 00:40:49,347 Can you just stop stressing out? 692 00:40:49,349 --> 00:40:51,650 As long as we're good, everything with my daddy's fine. 693 00:40:51,652 --> 00:40:53,887 I love you so much. 694 00:40:55,756 --> 00:40:57,355 Wanna go to my room? 695 00:40:57,357 --> 00:41:00,460 Who invited those fucking KZB bitches? 696 00:41:01,862 --> 00:41:04,396 Did you just fucking wave at her?! 697 00:41:04,398 --> 00:41:05,697 Baby, I'm being hospitable. 698 00:41:05,699 --> 00:41:08,333 Her vagina's hospitable. 699 00:41:08,335 --> 00:41:10,001 I can't believe you used to fuck that bitch. 700 00:41:10,003 --> 00:41:11,970 That was before I met you! 701 00:41:11,972 --> 00:41:15,809 Oh yeah, right, hardly. What a disgusting whore, I can't. 702 00:41:19,513 --> 00:41:22,616 What? Wait. Hey. Wait. 703 00:41:24,351 --> 00:41:26,584 Wait, what do you mean all the ice is melted? 704 00:41:26,586 --> 00:41:29,921 It's just water now. 705 00:41:29,923 --> 00:41:32,557 I was just gone for a second, I swear. 706 00:41:32,559 --> 00:41:35,827 Okay, look, go find Grant, tell him we need emergency ice. 707 00:41:35,829 --> 00:41:37,028 Okay. Alright? 708 00:41:37,030 --> 00:41:40,534 Go. Go, go, go, go, go. Fast. Faster. 709 00:41:58,552 --> 00:42:00,685 Who's there? 710 00:42:00,687 --> 00:42:02,756 Who's back there? 711 00:42:11,765 --> 00:42:14,267 The basement's off limits. 712 00:42:36,990 --> 00:42:39,726 Is there someone with me right now? 713 00:42:48,468 --> 00:42:50,270 Did you come from the hidden room? 714 00:43:00,580 --> 00:43:02,647 Whippits, bro. 715 00:43:02,649 --> 00:43:04,916 Fucking dickhead! Fuck! 716 00:43:04,918 --> 00:43:06,720 I love 'em. 717 00:43:42,856 --> 00:43:45,023 One Mississippi, two Mississippi... 718 00:43:45,025 --> 00:43:48,728 three Mississippi, four Mississippi, five Mississippi. 719 00:43:51,431 --> 00:43:52,797 Do you need a drink? 720 00:43:52,799 --> 00:43:54,532 Oh, no, no, it's okay, I can get it. 721 00:43:54,534 --> 00:43:57,569 No, no, no. I can grab it for you. 722 00:43:57,571 --> 00:43:58,803 Oh, uh yeah, yeah, just a water though. 723 00:43:58,805 --> 00:44:00,071 Vodka? Water. 724 00:44:00,073 --> 00:44:01,072 Water. Water, water. 725 00:44:01,074 --> 00:44:02,674 Water, okay. 726 00:44:02,676 --> 00:44:04,442 I have to wake up early for this thing tomorrow and... 727 00:44:04,444 --> 00:44:06,811 so I uh... why I can't really... not that it matters. 728 00:44:06,813 --> 00:44:09,049 Okay, water, it's water. 729 00:44:10,417 --> 00:44:12,550 Here you go. Thanks. 730 00:44:12,552 --> 00:44:18,957 Uh so what... what are... what are you gonna do after graduation? 731 00:44:18,959 --> 00:44:22,560 Oh, uh, a family friend of mine is a politician... 732 00:44:22,562 --> 00:44:24,028 so I might go work for them for a little while. 733 00:44:24,030 --> 00:44:26,731 Wait, a what? A politician. 734 00:44:26,733 --> 00:44:27,866 A politician, okay. 735 00:44:27,868 --> 00:44:29,033 So I might do something with them... 736 00:44:29,035 --> 00:44:31,203 but um, I don't really know. 737 00:44:31,205 --> 00:44:34,539 I'm still figuring it all out, but um what about you? 738 00:44:34,541 --> 00:44:36,841 Do you know what you're gonna... 739 00:44:36,843 --> 00:44:40,044 Um, well, I-I actually got into medical school. 740 00:44:40,046 --> 00:44:44,916 Holy shit! Wow! Congratulations! That's amazing. 741 00:44:44,918 --> 00:44:49,721 Thank you. Thank you. 742 00:44:49,723 --> 00:44:51,556 Wow. 743 00:44:51,558 --> 00:44:53,858 Yeah, the Dean, he called me earlier... 744 00:44:53,860 --> 00:44:56,594 and you're the first person I told. 745 00:44:56,596 --> 00:44:59,163 Oh that's that's really amazing. 746 00:44:59,165 --> 00:45:01,733 I didn't even know you wanted to be a doctor. 747 00:45:01,735 --> 00:45:04,502 I'm thinking probably pediatrics. 748 00:45:04,504 --> 00:45:06,070 You know, I love kids. 749 00:45:06,072 --> 00:45:08,473 Not like in a weird way, I just like to play with them. 750 00:45:08,475 --> 00:45:10,942 No like I like to... Claire! 751 00:45:10,944 --> 00:45:13,077 Oh my God! Get down here and dance with us! Oh, yeah. 752 00:45:13,079 --> 00:45:17,782 Okay, okay, wait. Um, uh, I'm so happy for you. 753 00:45:17,784 --> 00:45:20,184 Okay, yeah, see ya. 754 00:45:20,186 --> 00:45:22,053 Oh. Oh. 755 00:45:22,055 --> 00:45:23,621 Oh. 756 00:45:23,623 --> 00:45:25,757 Congratulations, Jason. 757 00:45:25,759 --> 00:45:28,695 Thank you, Wiggles. 758 00:45:37,570 --> 00:45:38,937 Bedrooms are safe, sir. 759 00:45:38,939 --> 00:45:41,208 Good work, Nascar. 760 00:45:43,009 --> 00:45:44,978 Left turns only. 761 00:45:51,618 --> 00:45:53,184 Yo, get out of this goddamn dungeon. 762 00:45:53,186 --> 00:45:55,019 Hey. I've been texting you. 763 00:45:55,021 --> 00:45:56,955 Come on, the party's fucking great downstairs, okay? 764 00:45:56,957 --> 00:45:59,291 Hey, can I show you something? No, where's the prank video? 765 00:45:59,293 --> 00:46:01,592 No, no, no, you don't need to know about the prank video. 766 00:46:01,594 --> 00:46:03,761 You need to see this. Check this out. 767 00:46:03,763 --> 00:46:05,598 Aw man. Okay, watch this. 768 00:46:08,168 --> 00:46:10,735 Oh shit, Tanner's little brother. 769 00:46:10,737 --> 00:46:13,871 That! Right there! You see that behind him? 770 00:46:13,873 --> 00:46:17,008 See what? Okay, watch again. 771 00:46:17,010 --> 00:46:19,546 Right here, alright? Right here in this corner, watch. 772 00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:27,652 I didn't see anything. 773 00:46:27,654 --> 00:46:29,687 Dude! Right here! Look, look. 774 00:46:29,689 --> 00:46:31,756 You see that dark spot right there? 775 00:46:31,758 --> 00:46:32,957 The shadow? 776 00:46:32,959 --> 00:46:35,327 Dude! That is not a shadow, man! 777 00:46:35,329 --> 00:46:37,762 Okay, I need the prank video, though. 778 00:46:37,764 --> 00:46:39,331 This is great, but I need... 779 00:46:39,333 --> 00:46:40,999 You're acting fuckin' crazy right now. 780 00:46:41,001 --> 00:46:42,301 I don't know what you're talking about. 781 00:46:42,303 --> 00:46:43,701 Who the fuck cares about a prank video? 782 00:46:43,703 --> 00:46:45,237 You need to come to your senses. 783 00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:48,840 Dude, you love all of this UFO conspiracy shit. 784 00:46:48,842 --> 00:46:51,042 Yeah, alright. Yeah, I do. 785 00:46:51,044 --> 00:46:52,910 But I have facts about this Sarken guy. 786 00:46:52,912 --> 00:46:54,679 Now the library has all the newspapers... 787 00:46:54,681 --> 00:46:56,281 hidden from the 60's. Okay, right. 788 00:46:56,283 --> 00:47:00,252 Okay, look at this pic. There's Sarken, right there. 789 00:47:00,254 --> 00:47:02,954 Check this, look what he's holding. 790 00:47:02,956 --> 00:47:05,990 Okay... Boom! Tanner's cup! Right there! 791 00:47:05,992 --> 00:47:10,595 Okay, so he lived here and Tanner found his cup. So what? 792 00:47:10,597 --> 00:47:12,597 No, this guy was fucked up, man! 793 00:47:12,599 --> 00:47:14,599 I mean thank God he beat his kid and she wasn't here... 794 00:47:14,601 --> 00:47:16,268 when he killed those 13 people. 795 00:47:16,270 --> 00:47:18,237 Okay, I'm actually impressed with all of this research... 796 00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:20,738 man, but what does it have to do with the shadow? 797 00:47:20,740 --> 00:47:22,675 What was the only class I ever got an A in? 798 00:47:25,045 --> 00:47:26,144 Religious studies. 799 00:47:26,146 --> 00:47:28,112 Bingo! 800 00:47:28,114 --> 00:47:29,914 Okay, so you're saying the house is haunted? 801 00:47:29,916 --> 00:47:31,883 Dougie, man, come on. I'm not saying that exactly... 802 00:47:31,885 --> 00:47:34,185 No, yo, don't start! Come on! You're being fucking crazy. 803 00:47:34,187 --> 00:47:36,288 Am I? I don't know. Maybe I'm... maybe I'm crazy. 804 00:47:36,290 --> 00:47:38,223 Why was the cup sitting all by itself... 805 00:47:38,225 --> 00:47:40,725 in a room surrounded by lights? 806 00:47:40,727 --> 00:47:42,660 That's actually a good question. Ask me tomorrow. 807 00:47:42,662 --> 00:47:44,862 Ask me tomorr... Jason! 808 00:47:44,864 --> 00:47:46,964 Yo. What's up, Dougie? 809 00:47:46,966 --> 00:47:50,101 It's time to light it up. Let's fuckin' do it! 810 00:47:50,103 --> 00:47:55,073 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! 811 00:47:55,075 --> 00:47:57,242 Ah, you know what? You do the honors. 812 00:47:57,244 --> 00:47:58,776 Okay. 813 00:47:58,778 --> 00:48:01,913 But first things first, ladies and gentlemen... 814 00:48:01,915 --> 00:48:05,618 my boy Jason just got into medical school. 815 00:48:14,060 --> 00:48:15,993 Plug her in. 816 00:48:55,702 --> 00:49:00,272 Mommy, Daddy, and I just wanted to say that I love you guys... 817 00:49:00,274 --> 00:49:03,774 and I love the chase you beer with, a lot. 818 00:49:03,776 --> 00:49:07,979 And I think I wanna get fucked up every night of the week. 819 00:49:07,981 --> 00:49:11,149 I think I'm gonna try coke now. 820 00:49:11,151 --> 00:49:13,987 Oh shit. Aw. 821 00:49:57,063 --> 00:49:59,364 Oh shit. 822 00:49:59,366 --> 00:50:01,165 Poor bunny. 823 00:50:59,293 --> 00:51:02,762 Ow! God! Dammit! 824 00:51:06,199 --> 00:51:08,065 Jesus, it's dark. 825 00:51:08,067 --> 00:51:11,470 All right, okay, let's just get out of here, let's go. 826 00:51:11,472 --> 00:51:14,208 Okay, fuse box. 827 00:51:16,577 --> 00:51:18,477 Okay. 828 00:51:18,479 --> 00:51:21,912 It's normal, it's an old house, they have rooms like that. 829 00:51:21,914 --> 00:51:24,148 They stored coal for heating and... 830 00:51:24,150 --> 00:51:26,285 Yeah, yeah, that's really normal. 831 00:51:26,287 --> 00:51:27,985 Yeah, just chill and let me see that light. 832 00:51:27,987 --> 00:51:30,990 I think the fuse box is somewhere... somewhere over here. 833 00:51:42,269 --> 00:51:43,237 Fuck! 834 00:51:45,339 --> 00:51:47,807 Okay. All right, okay, jumpy, a little jumpy. 835 00:51:51,211 --> 00:51:53,110 Okay, okay. Holy shit. 836 00:51:53,112 --> 00:51:56,113 Hey, you remember these? Oh my God, yes. 837 00:51:56,115 --> 00:51:58,049 So okay, when we were pledges... 838 00:51:58,051 --> 00:52:01,286 they made us sleep down here for like a week. 839 00:52:01,288 --> 00:52:04,155 It was a week, right? Yeah. 840 00:52:04,157 --> 00:52:07,158 Man, we got soft. We need to step it up. 841 00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:08,560 Okay, alright. 842 00:52:08,562 --> 00:52:10,961 Yo, it's back here. 843 00:52:10,963 --> 00:52:13,097 Of course. Get the fuck out! 844 00:52:13,099 --> 00:52:16,167 Shit, Wiggles, uh, look for night vision in the menu. 845 00:52:16,169 --> 00:52:18,169 Hurry up, come on, hurry up. 846 00:52:18,171 --> 00:52:20,539 I found it, and I can see. 847 00:52:20,541 --> 00:52:24,309 Okay, hand me the camera. 848 00:52:24,311 --> 00:52:27,579 Agh! 849 00:52:27,581 --> 00:52:29,080 - What? What happened?! - Shit, shit. 850 00:52:29,082 --> 00:52:30,515 What the fuck is going on? 851 00:52:30,517 --> 00:52:33,117 Wiggles, where are you? Dude, say something. 852 00:52:33,119 --> 00:52:35,154 Shit. 853 00:52:38,392 --> 00:52:41,326 I'm sorry. I saw something. 854 00:52:41,328 --> 00:52:44,195 Where? Right behind you. 855 00:52:44,197 --> 00:52:45,397 Wait, what did you see? 856 00:52:45,399 --> 00:52:46,997 What did it look like? 857 00:52:46,999 --> 00:52:48,700 I don't know. It was fuckin' freaky. 858 00:52:48,702 --> 00:52:51,703 You see! I told you! There's something down here. 859 00:52:51,705 --> 00:52:54,439 Let's see what you saw. 860 00:52:54,441 --> 00:52:55,440 Come on! 861 00:52:55,442 --> 00:53:00,247 Okay, rewind. Rewind. And... 862 00:53:01,715 --> 00:53:04,115 And... 863 00:53:08,222 --> 00:53:09,721 Nothing. 864 00:53:09,723 --> 00:53:13,358 What the fuck, Wiggles, there's nothing there. 865 00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:15,126 I'm sorry, guys! 866 00:53:15,128 --> 00:53:17,729 See, Dougie, you're freaking everybody out, okay? 867 00:53:17,731 --> 00:53:19,731 No more weed, you're paranoid. 868 00:53:19,733 --> 00:53:22,334 Let's go upstairs, we'll do a shot. This is the fuckin' luau. 869 00:53:22,336 --> 00:53:24,569 I mean, this is stupid, we should be having fun. 870 00:53:24,571 --> 00:53:27,138 Okay. Okay? 871 00:53:27,140 --> 00:53:28,707 Yeah, all right, okay. 872 00:53:28,709 --> 00:53:31,108 Man. 873 00:53:31,110 --> 00:53:32,246 Wait. 874 00:53:35,416 --> 00:53:36,650 What is that? 875 00:53:44,691 --> 00:53:46,460 Just... 876 00:53:49,696 --> 00:53:52,999 Holy... okay. 877 00:53:55,001 --> 00:53:56,334 Let's go in. No! No way, dude. 878 00:53:56,336 --> 00:53:57,769 I'm actually scared, dude. 879 00:53:57,771 --> 00:53:59,337 I'm like really scared, like I could shit myself. 880 00:53:59,339 --> 00:54:01,339 No! You need to see that this is nothing. 881 00:54:01,341 --> 00:54:04,476 God, I hate when you do this shit. 882 00:54:04,478 --> 00:54:08,145 You're not ruining my night, okay? We're goin' in. 883 00:54:08,147 --> 00:54:10,116 Fuck... okay. 884 00:54:15,456 --> 00:54:17,291 Oh, fuck. 885 00:54:22,028 --> 00:54:23,562 Whoa. 886 00:54:23,564 --> 00:54:25,764 Yeah, no more weed for me. 887 00:54:25,766 --> 00:54:27,701 Just your normal coal cellar. 888 00:54:29,336 --> 00:54:30,335 This is weird. 889 00:54:30,337 --> 00:54:31,770 This is really weird. 890 00:54:31,772 --> 00:54:34,241 Maybe they're sleep depriving the pledges? 891 00:54:36,175 --> 00:54:39,076 Or maybe they were trying to build a room with no shadows... 892 00:54:39,078 --> 00:54:41,080 I'm just saying. 893 00:54:43,049 --> 00:54:44,251 Wait, look. 894 00:54:45,786 --> 00:54:47,419 All right, turn it on. Turn it back on. Turn it back on. 895 00:54:47,421 --> 00:54:49,086 Agh! 896 00:54:50,156 --> 00:54:51,456 Okay, okay. 897 00:54:51,458 --> 00:54:53,258 I'm glad you think this is funny. 898 00:54:53,260 --> 00:54:56,661 No, this is all suspect, but I'm sure Grant can find out... 899 00:54:56,663 --> 00:54:58,463 what this was and put your theory to rest... 900 00:54:58,465 --> 00:55:02,099 but I'm telling you, it's nothing. 901 00:55:02,101 --> 00:55:06,238 Okay, we'll just... wait, okay, wait, wait. 902 00:55:06,240 --> 00:55:07,706 Ouch. 903 00:55:07,708 --> 00:55:12,277 I call that one the rubber lover. 904 00:55:12,279 --> 00:55:14,078 It's so amazing. 905 00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:16,548 Yeah, you're a great artist. 906 00:55:16,550 --> 00:55:18,216 Yeah, it's... it's crazy. 907 00:55:18,218 --> 00:55:20,385 It's... it's actually clay and feathers. 908 00:55:20,387 --> 00:55:22,320 Wow. Yeah. 909 00:55:22,322 --> 00:55:24,823 Hey, you guys wanna do another line? 910 00:55:24,825 --> 00:55:27,091 Yes, please, yes, yes, yes. 911 00:55:27,093 --> 00:55:29,327 Oh, well, excellent. 912 00:55:29,329 --> 00:55:33,565 Here, I'll give this to you. 913 00:55:33,567 --> 00:55:36,268 I know that... 914 00:55:36,270 --> 00:55:39,103 you didn't come up here just to talk art and do coke. 915 00:55:39,105 --> 00:55:40,839 We came up here to look at your sculpture. 916 00:55:40,841 --> 00:55:42,574 Uh... 917 00:55:42,576 --> 00:55:44,309 I think you came up here for a little more than that. 918 00:55:44,311 --> 00:55:46,378 What do you mean? 919 00:55:46,380 --> 00:55:50,715 Lesbi-honest... with each other. 920 00:55:50,717 --> 00:55:54,786 I like you, I do. 921 00:55:54,788 --> 00:55:56,356 I fuck... I like you. 922 00:55:58,492 --> 00:56:04,331 And... I like you. 923 00:56:10,470 --> 00:56:12,169 Whoa, whoa, whoa, settle down, ladies, come on. 924 00:56:12,171 --> 00:56:15,507 Settle down, all right? 925 00:56:15,509 --> 00:56:19,611 There's enough T for the both of you. 926 00:56:20,781 --> 00:56:24,351 Now, let me see you kiss and make out. 927 00:56:33,226 --> 00:56:35,627 See, now we're all friends. 928 00:56:35,629 --> 00:56:37,596 Look, I'm just gonna do another little bump... 929 00:56:37,598 --> 00:56:41,700 and then we'll really get this party started. 930 00:56:41,702 --> 00:56:42,803 Yeah? 931 00:56:44,237 --> 00:56:46,271 What the fuck? 932 00:56:46,273 --> 00:56:49,307 Ladies, I know I'm ripped, but let's just play gentle, okay? 933 00:56:49,309 --> 00:56:50,677 Whatever, come on. 934 00:56:54,281 --> 00:56:55,549 Oh shit. 935 00:56:56,617 --> 00:56:59,453 Ah fuck, ah fuck, come here. 936 00:57:02,522 --> 00:57:04,358 Oh my God. 937 00:57:09,296 --> 00:57:10,497 Oh yeah. 938 00:57:20,707 --> 00:57:23,408 Whoa! Fuck! 939 00:57:23,410 --> 00:57:25,243 What did you do to him? Did you use your teeth? 940 00:57:25,245 --> 00:57:26,578 No! Of course not! I know what I'm doing! 941 00:57:26,580 --> 00:57:28,446 What the fuck? 942 00:57:28,448 --> 00:57:31,549 Do you fuckin... you fuck... you it was... it was looking at me. 943 00:57:31,551 --> 00:57:33,618 It was right here. Okay, um... 944 00:57:33,620 --> 00:57:36,755 There was a... it was um... it was right here. 945 00:57:36,757 --> 00:57:38,657 It was fucking looking at me. 946 00:57:38,659 --> 00:57:40,425 This just got really weird. 947 00:57:40,427 --> 00:57:45,430 Yeah, right, it got fucking weird! What was that? 948 00:57:45,432 --> 00:57:46,998 Hey, do you wanna go back to the party? 949 00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:48,500 Yes, and thank you for the laced coke... 950 00:57:48,502 --> 00:57:50,402 I cannot wait to start hallucinating. 951 00:57:50,404 --> 00:57:53,304 No, I thought I saw the uh, fuck, hold on, don't go, no. 952 00:57:53,306 --> 00:57:54,506 Yeah, I don't think so. 953 00:57:54,508 --> 00:57:56,307 Let's do another line, I got a big dick, my dick's huge. 954 00:57:56,309 --> 00:57:57,709 I'm sure you do. 955 00:57:57,711 --> 00:58:00,247 Let's play with it, fuck, what the fuck! 956 00:58:02,249 --> 00:58:04,251 It was a joke. That's Dougie, man. 957 00:58:06,453 --> 00:58:08,655 Let's hide the fuckin' body, Wiggles! 958 00:58:17,597 --> 00:58:19,030 That was pretty quick. 959 00:58:19,032 --> 00:58:21,766 Yeah. Six for six? This guy's fuckin' wild. 960 00:58:21,768 --> 00:58:23,935 Let's say tonight's not over. 961 00:58:23,937 --> 00:58:26,504 Are you kidding? Liza said those girls are sluts. 962 00:58:26,506 --> 00:58:28,273 Yeah, they're fucking nuts, Grant. 963 00:58:28,275 --> 00:58:29,974 Okay. Take this shit. 964 00:58:29,976 --> 00:58:32,744 No, no, I don't.... Oh, I'll... yeah, I'll take it. 965 00:58:32,746 --> 00:58:34,448 I gotta get fucked up. 966 00:58:35,449 --> 00:58:36,748 Weird. 967 00:59:39,079 --> 00:59:40,879 Hi, can I get a sangria, please? 968 00:59:40,881 --> 00:59:42,881 Whatcha' want? A sangria. 969 00:59:42,883 --> 00:59:44,317 You got it. 970 00:59:51,825 --> 00:59:53,426 Thank you. 971 01:00:07,908 --> 01:00:11,444 Okay, okay, okay. 972 01:00:14,414 --> 01:00:18,819 Horrificum. 973 01:00:20,921 --> 01:00:23,655 Horrificum Hospes.... 974 01:00:23,657 --> 01:00:25,625 Horrificum Hospes. 975 01:00:40,774 --> 01:00:43,608 You need to hurry up and get over there. 976 01:00:43,610 --> 01:00:44,709 Hm? 977 01:00:44,711 --> 01:00:46,611 You two are so annoying! 978 01:00:46,613 --> 01:00:48,079 Stop being such a puss. 979 01:00:48,081 --> 01:00:50,448 Go over there and change that girl's life. 980 01:00:50,450 --> 01:00:52,517 Unless you like dudes. You like dudes? 981 01:00:52,519 --> 01:00:54,052 No. 982 01:00:54,054 --> 01:00:56,154 If you like dudes, that's fine, I get it, I love dudes. 983 01:00:56,156 --> 01:00:57,889 I've been eyeing these dudes all night. 984 01:00:57,891 --> 01:00:59,691 What do you think of that guy? He's hot, right? 985 01:00:59,693 --> 01:01:01,561 Looks like he really knows how to kiss a girl. 986 01:01:04,831 --> 01:01:05,866 Okay. 987 01:01:07,968 --> 01:01:10,168 Fuck it. Thank you, man. 988 01:01:34,794 --> 01:01:38,796 Hm. Okay, all right, here we go. 989 01:01:38,798 --> 01:01:40,098 Ah, this is old school. 990 01:01:40,100 --> 01:01:44,068 Is there a date? Uh... June 1974. 991 01:01:44,070 --> 01:01:49,507 Okay, it's an interview with Sarken's daughter, Miranda. 992 01:01:49,509 --> 01:01:52,644 Okay, so Miranda Sarken says that her home life... 993 01:01:52,646 --> 01:01:54,145 deteriorated when her father came back... 994 01:01:54,147 --> 01:01:56,681 from a research trip in Europe. 995 01:01:56,683 --> 01:02:00,618 He feared the dark, he would never sleep. 996 01:02:00,620 --> 01:02:03,588 That would explain the crazy light room in the basement! 997 01:02:03,590 --> 01:02:05,623 Fucking A, okay, all right, all right. 998 01:02:05,625 --> 01:02:07,759 Like a panic room. 999 01:02:07,761 --> 01:02:10,061 So as a child, her mother drowned in a swimming pool... 1000 01:02:10,063 --> 01:02:12,096 accident, was pronounced dead, and then... 1001 01:02:12,098 --> 01:02:15,133 en route to the hospital miraculously woke up. 1002 01:02:15,135 --> 01:02:16,968 She came back to life. 1003 01:02:16,970 --> 01:02:21,806 Shit, man, this family, see how I've been following the clues? 1004 01:02:21,808 --> 01:02:24,809 - I'm good, right? - Yeah. Yes, sir. 1005 01:02:24,811 --> 01:02:27,011 I should be an FBI agent, not a fucking teacher. 1006 01:02:27,013 --> 01:02:30,581 Okay, child services removed her from the home after finding... 1007 01:02:30,583 --> 01:02:33,985 severe scratches and bruises across her torso at school. 1008 01:02:33,987 --> 01:02:36,288 Miranda says her father never hurt her... 1009 01:02:36,290 --> 01:02:38,923 and her parents were good people. 1010 01:02:38,925 --> 01:02:40,992 Before she was placed with her aunt, her mother said... 1011 01:02:40,994 --> 01:02:44,296 her father was influenced by a demon and that he invited... 1012 01:02:44,298 --> 01:02:46,597 the horrifying guest into their home. 1013 01:02:46,599 --> 01:02:49,803 She didn't believe her father took all those poor souls. 1014 01:02:51,905 --> 01:02:54,306 Dude. 1015 01:02:54,308 --> 01:02:57,775 Horrificum Hospes. Come on! What?! 1016 01:02:57,777 --> 01:03:00,812 Holy shit! Okay, okay. What do we do? 1017 01:03:00,814 --> 01:03:02,214 About what? 1018 01:03:02,216 --> 01:03:04,716 What? There's a fucking demon in the house, man! 1019 01:03:04,718 --> 01:03:06,718 What the fuck?! Oh fuck. 1020 01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:08,253 Dougie, man, you've been smoking all night. 1021 01:03:08,255 --> 01:03:10,088 No. 1022 01:03:10,090 --> 01:03:11,956 I thought I saw something but I don't know if it was anything. 1023 01:03:11,958 --> 01:03:14,559 No, no, no, no, no, we gotta go, we gotta... 1024 01:03:14,561 --> 01:03:17,595 Fuck, we gotta go, man. We gotta go, we gotta go. 1025 01:03:17,597 --> 01:03:18,798 Shit. 1026 01:03:24,238 --> 01:03:26,604 Hey! Hey! Where's Jason? Have you seen him? 1027 01:03:26,606 --> 01:03:27,739 No, sir, I haven't. 1028 01:03:27,741 --> 01:03:29,107 Okay look, go find Jason... 1029 01:03:29,109 --> 01:03:30,575 tell him I'm looking for him, alright? 1030 01:03:30,577 --> 01:03:32,112 We gotta get out of here, all of us. 1031 01:03:37,318 --> 01:03:39,083 Oh, I need another one. 1032 01:03:39,085 --> 01:03:40,818 Oh my God. 1033 01:03:40,820 --> 01:03:42,820 Ugh baby, if you wanna hump my leg at least do it... 1034 01:03:42,822 --> 01:03:45,056 on the dance floor where it's less embarrassing. 1035 01:03:45,058 --> 01:03:47,226 Okay, why don't we go upstairs to my room... 1036 01:03:47,228 --> 01:03:49,027 where it's a little less embarrassing? 1037 01:03:49,029 --> 01:03:50,862 Wait, let me smell your breath. Come here. 1038 01:03:50,864 --> 01:03:52,163 Why? 1039 01:03:52,165 --> 01:03:54,699 Come here! No. 1040 01:03:54,701 --> 01:03:57,802 You asshole! Liza, it was just one shot. 1041 01:03:57,804 --> 01:03:59,371 It's fine, let's go to my room. 1042 01:03:59,373 --> 01:04:01,240 I'm trying to give us a special night. 1043 01:04:01,242 --> 01:04:05,977 Just leave me the fuck alone. Baby, hey... 1044 01:04:05,979 --> 01:04:09,013 I said get the fuck away from me, Grant! 1045 01:04:09,015 --> 01:04:12,150 Okay, you know what? You are fucking insane. 1046 01:04:12,152 --> 01:04:15,153 I'm done with this, this is the fucking luau, alright?! 1047 01:04:15,155 --> 01:04:19,157 It's the best party of the year and if I wanna drink... 1048 01:04:19,159 --> 01:04:20,925 oh, baby, I'm gonna drink. 1049 01:04:20,927 --> 01:04:24,629 So get over it, bitch. 1050 01:04:24,631 --> 01:04:28,733 Excuse me? Did you just fucking call me a bitch?! 1051 01:04:28,735 --> 01:04:30,902 Yes, he did. 1052 01:04:30,904 --> 01:04:35,309 Fuck you, Grant, get out of my fucking way! 1053 01:04:43,950 --> 01:04:47,386 Let's see... okay. 1054 01:05:06,973 --> 01:05:08,005 Oh, Jesus! Nascar! 1055 01:05:08,007 --> 01:05:10,007 Sir. 1056 01:05:10,009 --> 01:05:12,043 Yo, you are not doing your job. Sir? 1057 01:05:12,045 --> 01:05:13,878 Get these people out of here. 1058 01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:16,714 Oh my God, I'm so sorry, sir. Guys, get the fuck out! 1059 01:05:16,716 --> 01:05:19,418 What the fuck is this?! Get out! Get out! 1060 01:05:19,420 --> 01:05:21,121 What the fuck?! Get your... 1061 01:05:24,090 --> 01:05:25,923 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1062 01:05:25,925 --> 01:05:27,125 What are we drinking to? 1063 01:05:27,127 --> 01:05:28,793 To old friends. 1064 01:05:28,795 --> 01:05:31,398 Yeah, you used to fuck each other. Ha! 1065 01:05:36,069 --> 01:05:38,203 Thar she blows. 1066 01:05:38,205 --> 01:05:41,772 Is your girlfriend gonna be mad if she sees me talking to you? 1067 01:05:41,774 --> 01:05:44,944 Liza? No. Fuck that bitch and her dad, I don't need 'em. 1068 01:05:48,982 --> 01:05:51,252 It's the fucking luau! 1069 01:05:58,825 --> 01:06:00,825 Have you seen him? Have you seen Jason? 1070 01:06:00,827 --> 01:06:02,994 Maggie! Maggie! Maggie! Maggie! 1071 01:06:02,996 --> 01:06:04,762 Uh, I'm looking for Jason, have you seen him? 1072 01:06:04,764 --> 01:06:09,967 Dougie, listen to me right now. You leave him the fuck alone. 1073 01:06:09,969 --> 01:06:13,037 He is with my girl and she has had a rough life. 1074 01:06:13,039 --> 01:06:15,873 And if you beaver dam that shit because of this shit... 1075 01:06:15,875 --> 01:06:18,310 because I can tell that you are fucked up right now, 1076 01:06:18,312 --> 01:06:21,946 I will come after you and I will break your fucking legs... 1077 01:06:21,948 --> 01:06:24,015 and I don't give a fuck about getting kicked out of school. 1078 01:06:24,017 --> 01:06:27,051 Don't fucking mess with my girl! 1079 01:06:27,053 --> 01:06:31,358 So, no, I haven't seen him. Cheers. 1080 01:06:32,825 --> 01:06:35,161 Jason? Jason, you in there? 1081 01:06:36,829 --> 01:06:38,263 Claire, I'm sorry for the taco blocko... 1082 01:06:38,265 --> 01:06:39,732 but I need to talk to Jason. 1083 01:06:43,002 --> 01:06:47,004 Jason! Jason! Open up. Should I bust in? 1084 01:06:47,006 --> 01:06:49,173 Honestly, this is not a good idea. 1085 01:06:49,175 --> 01:06:50,908 Let's just leave them alone. 1086 01:06:50,910 --> 01:06:52,411 No way, man! This is a matter of life or death. 1087 01:06:52,413 --> 01:06:54,011 We gotta get in. 1088 01:06:54,013 --> 01:06:56,914 You know what? I gotta run downstairs. 1089 01:06:56,916 --> 01:06:58,916 - Are you bailing on me? - Hell yes... 1090 01:06:58,918 --> 01:07:00,385 this is too damn much. 1091 01:07:00,387 --> 01:07:03,955 Fucking piece of shit. Okay, give me the camera. 1092 01:07:03,957 --> 01:07:05,792 Jason, bro, I'm sorry. 1093 01:07:21,475 --> 01:07:24,309 Okay, I literally haven't been on a slide like this. 1094 01:07:24,311 --> 01:07:25,810 Okay, okay, I haven't either... 1095 01:07:25,812 --> 01:07:27,479 Okay, here, let me go first. 1096 01:07:27,481 --> 01:07:30,249 Yeah, it's like kinda... is it safe? 1097 01:07:30,251 --> 01:07:32,850 Jason! Hey. Um, where are you, man? 1098 01:07:32,852 --> 01:07:35,354 Listen dude, we fucked up, alright? 1099 01:07:35,356 --> 01:07:37,088 Dude, I'm not being paranoid. 1100 01:07:37,090 --> 01:07:39,324 I am totally sober, but I think this cup we found, dude... 1101 01:07:39,326 --> 01:07:42,427 I don't think it's a cup, man. I think it's a fucking cage. 1102 01:07:42,429 --> 01:07:45,062 It held something inside that's out now and these things dude... 1103 01:07:45,064 --> 01:07:46,931 they usually need something to survive. 1104 01:07:46,933 --> 01:07:50,201 Dude, I don't know what to do, man, I'm bugging out. 1105 01:07:53,973 --> 01:07:56,210 Call me back. This is not a joke. 1106 01:08:02,449 --> 01:08:04,385 Who's there? 1107 01:08:06,220 --> 01:08:08,085 You trying to prank me? 1108 01:08:08,087 --> 01:08:11,525 Fuck, dude! Drew! You fucking dickhead, man! You scared me! 1109 01:08:14,994 --> 01:08:19,096 You're very funny, take it off. 1110 01:08:19,098 --> 01:08:23,134 Do something useful! Help me find your brother! 1111 01:08:23,136 --> 01:08:24,869 What the fuck?! 1112 01:08:24,871 --> 01:08:28,340 Open the door! Help! Somebody, can you let me out?! 1113 01:08:28,342 --> 01:08:35,012 Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Help! 1114 01:08:35,014 --> 01:08:40,951 Help! Hey! Somebody! Shit! Ah! 1115 01:08:47,328 --> 01:08:48,861 Agh! 1116 01:08:52,566 --> 01:08:55,235 Sucks, it's the worst. 1117 01:09:15,356 --> 01:09:18,523 Damn, who's the slut now, Liza? 1118 01:09:18,525 --> 01:09:20,126 This is fucking gold. 1119 01:09:30,069 --> 01:09:31,570 Ha-ha, are you okay? 1120 01:09:31,572 --> 01:09:38,477 Sorry, I never really smoke this. 1121 01:09:38,479 --> 01:09:41,178 So what is this thing that you have to do tomorrow morning? 1122 01:09:41,180 --> 01:09:43,981 Oh my God, I totally forgot about that. 1123 01:09:43,983 --> 01:09:47,184 Uh, it's a cancer walk thing. 1124 01:09:47,186 --> 01:09:48,320 Shit. 1125 01:09:48,322 --> 01:09:51,021 A lot of people donated too. 1126 01:09:51,023 --> 01:09:52,691 Oh man. I'm... I mean, do you need to go? 1127 01:09:52,693 --> 01:09:54,428 I should, right? 1128 01:09:56,730 --> 01:09:59,431 No, I uh... I wanna stay. 1129 01:09:59,433 --> 01:10:03,069 I mean, it's just... it's just an easy 5k, right? 1130 01:10:06,005 --> 01:10:08,306 We should've done more charity stuff, for real. 1131 01:10:08,308 --> 01:10:11,075 Like we're so lame like that, it's crazy. 1132 01:10:11,077 --> 01:10:14,145 Oh no, we are pretty lame, too, trust me. 1133 01:10:14,147 --> 01:10:16,080 This thing that I'm doing tomorrow... 1134 01:10:16,082 --> 01:10:19,418 I'm doing it for my mom's, uh... my mom's memorial fund. 1135 01:10:19,420 --> 01:10:22,354 Wow, I'm sorry, I didn't... I didn't know. 1136 01:10:22,356 --> 01:10:28,226 No, I mean it's fine, I was eleven, it was a long time ago. 1137 01:10:28,228 --> 01:10:33,197 Um, she was actually in complete remission and uh... 1138 01:10:33,199 --> 01:10:35,333 she was starting to feel like herself again... 1139 01:10:35,335 --> 01:10:38,570 and she had her energy back and she was eating again... 1140 01:10:38,572 --> 01:10:42,574 and then um, this one afternoon she wanted to surprise me... 1141 01:10:42,576 --> 01:10:47,579 and uh, she picked me up from my field hockey practice. 1142 01:10:47,581 --> 01:10:50,315 She wanted to take me to dinner. 1143 01:10:50,317 --> 01:10:54,719 And um, you know, everything was... was fine. 1144 01:10:54,721 --> 01:11:00,258 We were we were laughing and then out of nowhere... 1145 01:11:00,260 --> 01:11:04,964 she fainted at the wheel and um, we skidded off the road... 1146 01:11:09,068 --> 01:11:12,571 and um, I woke up seven days later... 1147 01:11:12,573 --> 01:11:14,372 with the doctor's telling me that I was miracle. 1148 01:11:14,374 --> 01:11:17,009 They didn't think that I was gonna make it back. 1149 01:11:21,348 --> 01:11:26,518 Man, I-I'm really sorry, Claire. No, I'm sorry. 1150 01:11:26,520 --> 01:11:29,321 I uh... I always end up doing this. 1151 01:11:29,323 --> 01:11:31,756 I've been trying really hard not to be a buzz kill... 1152 01:11:31,758 --> 01:11:33,492 all night and this always happens so... 1153 01:11:33,494 --> 01:11:35,494 No, no, you're not being a buzzkill. 1154 01:11:35,496 --> 01:11:38,530 Thank you for sharing that with me. 1155 01:11:38,532 --> 01:11:40,365 It's... it's horrible, I'm so sorry. 1156 01:11:40,367 --> 01:11:44,101 Yeah, it was pretty fucked up. 1157 01:11:44,103 --> 01:11:49,343 But I've been letting it dictate my life for too long so... 1158 01:11:51,245 --> 01:11:54,346 Look at that fucking asshole! 1159 01:11:54,348 --> 01:11:56,080 Dougie don't even fuck it up! 1160 01:11:56,082 --> 01:11:58,082 Oh my god, I think they're gonna fucking kiss. 1161 01:11:58,084 --> 01:12:00,418 No, fucking Jason? 1162 01:12:00,420 --> 01:12:02,521 Nah, he like to take things slow. 1163 01:12:02,523 --> 01:12:04,656 I think holding hands might be appropriate for tonight. 1164 01:12:04,658 --> 01:12:07,093 I don't know, I think it might happen. 1165 01:12:13,600 --> 01:12:16,468 Oh! Fuck, I told you. 1166 01:12:16,470 --> 01:12:21,339 You know, all he had to do was just brush her hair away... 1167 01:12:21,341 --> 01:12:25,379 gently touch her cheek, and kiss her soft lips. 1168 01:12:40,794 --> 01:12:42,629 Okay. 1169 01:12:52,205 --> 01:12:56,508 Liza, you fucking stupid bitch. 1170 01:12:56,510 --> 01:13:00,280 I'm gonna fuck your boyfriend and film it. I win! 1171 01:13:03,417 --> 01:13:09,489 Um, hello? Grant? Are you hiding? 1172 01:13:11,157 --> 01:13:12,257 Grant! 1173 01:13:12,259 --> 01:13:14,225 Agh! Oh! 1174 01:13:14,227 --> 01:13:15,862 Gotcha. 1175 01:13:18,632 --> 01:13:20,599 Are you are you filming this right now? 1176 01:13:20,601 --> 01:13:24,269 Uh-huh, we're making a sex tape. 1177 01:13:24,271 --> 01:13:26,705 Well that is definitely not something... 1178 01:13:26,707 --> 01:13:30,241 that I am comfortable with at all. 1179 01:13:30,243 --> 01:13:35,513 Oh, come on. We can watch it after we fuck. 1180 01:13:35,515 --> 01:13:37,551 Then we can fuck again. 1181 01:13:43,790 --> 01:13:47,225 Fuck, you have matured. 1182 01:13:47,227 --> 01:13:50,962 I've matured? You've matured. 1183 01:13:53,300 --> 01:13:54,532 Ssh. 1184 01:13:54,534 --> 01:13:56,801 Is that your fucking girlfriend? 1185 01:13:56,803 --> 01:13:58,872 I fuckin' hope so. 1186 01:14:05,779 --> 01:14:07,881 I don't hear anybody. 1187 01:14:09,516 --> 01:14:14,586 What the fuck? 1188 01:14:14,588 --> 01:14:17,422 Hey, whoever the fuck that is, that's a private bathroom. 1189 01:14:17,424 --> 01:14:19,324 You gotta get out. 1190 01:14:19,326 --> 01:14:22,661 Seriously, get the fuck out of there. 1191 01:14:22,663 --> 01:14:25,430 Grant, what's happening? 1192 01:14:25,432 --> 01:14:26,933 Grant? 1193 01:14:33,273 --> 01:14:35,208 Asshole. 1194 01:14:43,016 --> 01:14:44,716 Where was this guy hiding? 1195 01:14:44,718 --> 01:14:47,552 Mostly from Liza, but he has been working out... 1196 01:14:47,554 --> 01:14:50,822 lifting weights, a little, light cardio just for you. 1197 01:14:50,824 --> 01:14:54,461 Aw fuck, you feel so good. 1198 01:15:00,734 --> 01:15:03,902 You like this? Yeah. 1199 01:15:03,904 --> 01:15:09,543 You like me? Yeah, I love you. I love you. 1200 01:15:13,447 --> 01:15:20,454 Yes. Yes. Yes. Don't stop. Don't stop, I'm so close. 1201 01:15:22,823 --> 01:15:25,692 Kate? Kate. Kate? 1202 01:15:28,795 --> 01:15:32,666 What the fuck? Fuck. 1203 01:15:34,334 --> 01:15:35,869 Oh, God. 1204 01:15:36,970 --> 01:15:38,371 No! 1205 01:15:43,510 --> 01:15:45,710 Well, that's good. 1206 01:15:45,712 --> 01:15:48,379 Wait, this is... this is Grant's room. 1207 01:15:48,381 --> 01:15:50,048 Oh my God. Listen. 1208 01:15:53,453 --> 01:15:56,389 Ew, I think I can hear Kate. No, no, that's gotta be Liza. 1209 01:16:03,630 --> 01:16:05,999 Oh Liza, Liza. 1210 01:16:07,334 --> 01:16:08,933 Let's leave 'em alone. 1211 01:16:08,935 --> 01:16:10,802 That was really loud. Yeah. 1212 01:16:10,804 --> 01:16:12,873 What's happening in there? 1213 01:16:14,407 --> 01:16:16,007 I wanna marry you. 1214 01:16:16,009 --> 01:16:18,443 Fucking seriously, I will fucking marry you right now. 1215 01:16:18,445 --> 01:16:20,378 That was insane, your fingers are amazing. 1216 01:16:20,380 --> 01:16:22,781 I'm like outside of myself right now. 1217 01:16:22,783 --> 01:16:24,883 I'll fuckin' marry you... 1218 01:16:24,885 --> 01:16:27,519 right after I find a bathroom, I need to pee. 1219 01:16:27,521 --> 01:16:30,922 Hey! Hey! You promise? 1220 01:16:30,924 --> 01:16:34,692 Fuck yeah, I promise. 1221 01:16:34,694 --> 01:16:38,496 Now this is the good stuff, it's my favorite. 1222 01:16:38,498 --> 01:16:39,931 Thank you. 1223 01:16:39,933 --> 01:16:42,567 Wow, you guys are finally fucking hanging out. 1224 01:16:42,569 --> 01:16:43,935 Only took four years, right? 1225 01:16:43,937 --> 01:16:46,137 Yeah, it's been a pretty good night. 1226 01:16:46,139 --> 01:16:48,006 And what about you? 1227 01:16:48,008 --> 01:16:49,641 It sounds like you've been having a great night. 1228 01:16:49,643 --> 01:16:52,477 No, it's been fuckin' terrible, okay? 1229 01:16:52,479 --> 01:16:54,112 Grant and I got into some stupid fight. 1230 01:16:54,114 --> 01:16:56,848 Oh, I thought you guys were upstairs? 1231 01:16:56,850 --> 01:16:58,383 Yeah, we... 1232 01:16:58,385 --> 01:17:00,518 Upstairs? We heard you guys in his room. 1233 01:17:00,520 --> 01:17:03,888 Well, it couldn't have been me. I've been down here all night. 1234 01:17:03,890 --> 01:17:05,623 Oh, no, no, no. You know what? I saw him. 1235 01:17:05,625 --> 01:17:09,527 Actually, he was out front, uh, with Dougie... with Dougie. 1236 01:17:09,529 --> 01:17:12,964 Grant went upstairs with that KZB girl. 1237 01:17:12,966 --> 01:17:15,502 Yeah, they went up to his room. 1238 01:17:31,084 --> 01:17:33,585 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, this area is off limits, back off! 1239 01:17:33,587 --> 01:17:35,987 Get the fuck out of my way! 1240 01:17:35,989 --> 01:17:38,890 You wanna fuck with me, you piece of shit? 1241 01:17:38,892 --> 01:17:41,626 You will not work a day on Wall Street. 1242 01:17:41,628 --> 01:17:44,963 My daddy will end you, you little bitch. Guess what? 1243 01:17:44,965 --> 01:17:47,799 I'm gonna send this fucking video to every fucking bank... 1244 01:17:47,801 --> 01:17:51,669 in the entire fucking world. 1245 01:17:51,671 --> 01:17:56,441 Oh, open the door! I know you're in there with that stupid whore! 1246 01:17:56,443 --> 01:18:00,013 Guess what? I made my own key, bitch. 1247 01:18:02,749 --> 01:18:07,886 Oh, you stupid slut. Come here! Wake the fuck up! 1248 01:18:07,888 --> 01:18:11,489 Oh my...! 1249 01:18:11,491 --> 01:18:15,862 Somebody help me! Ah! Oh my God! Grant! No! 1250 01:18:24,037 --> 01:18:25,772 Fuck. 1251 01:18:27,208 --> 01:18:28,775 Fuck. 1252 01:18:54,834 --> 01:18:57,570 Agh! What the fuck? 1253 01:19:05,545 --> 01:19:07,447 Are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine. 1254 01:19:12,018 --> 01:19:13,785 Time to go. 1255 01:19:13,787 --> 01:19:15,254 Maggie, Maggie, come on. 1256 01:19:15,256 --> 01:19:17,757 No, I'm staying. 1257 01:19:19,059 --> 01:19:22,593 No, no, no, okay. 1258 01:19:22,595 --> 01:19:25,029 Wait, what? You're not supposed to be better than me. 1259 01:19:25,031 --> 01:19:27,565 Ha-ha, yeah. Okay, wait a minute. 1260 01:19:27,567 --> 01:19:29,234 I played a lot with my dad when I was a kid, so... 1261 01:19:29,236 --> 01:19:31,636 You're cheating. No. 1262 01:19:31,638 --> 01:19:33,671 Yeah, okay, well I need some help. 1263 01:19:33,673 --> 01:19:35,540 What's this magic that you have? Okay, are you ready? 1264 01:19:35,542 --> 01:19:36,841 Sorcery. Yeah. 1265 01:19:36,843 --> 01:19:39,777 You cannot just spin it like a mad man, okay? 1266 01:19:39,779 --> 01:19:43,881 You have to just lightly flick it in. It's all in the wrist. 1267 01:19:43,883 --> 01:19:45,183 Wait, wait, show me again. 1268 01:19:45,185 --> 01:19:48,686 Okay, you just lightly touch it in, like that. 1269 01:19:48,688 --> 01:19:52,092 Like? Mm-hm. 1270 01:20:14,647 --> 01:20:16,781 Oh my God. Oh my God. Are you alright? 1271 01:20:16,783 --> 01:20:19,684 Hey, man, someone call 911. 1272 01:20:19,686 --> 01:20:21,019 Yo, buddy, you... you alright? 1273 01:20:21,021 --> 01:20:23,187 We need a fucking doctor! Hey. Hey. 1274 01:20:23,189 --> 01:20:24,889 Oh shit! 1275 01:20:32,799 --> 01:20:34,701 Out of the way! 1276 01:20:39,139 --> 01:20:42,142 Get the fuck out of here! Everybody run! 1277 01:21:01,761 --> 01:21:05,330 What? 1278 01:21:05,332 --> 01:21:06,898 Just one second, okay? 1279 01:21:06,900 --> 01:21:08,800 I just have to I have to turn something off. 1280 01:21:08,802 --> 01:21:10,335 What? You have a camera? 1281 01:21:10,337 --> 01:21:15,374 Yeah, we like, we prank each other and do al... what the fuck? 1282 01:21:15,376 --> 01:21:17,642 Is this...? Where's the...? 1283 01:21:17,644 --> 01:21:20,345 Oh, hello. 1284 01:21:20,347 --> 01:21:22,980 Whoa, okay, it's recording. 1285 01:21:22,982 --> 01:21:24,949 Wait, what's that? 1286 01:21:24,951 --> 01:21:27,151 Wait, what the fuck?! Hold this for a sec? 1287 01:21:27,153 --> 01:21:29,821 Drew! Come on, man! Get the fuck outta here! 1288 01:21:29,823 --> 01:21:32,190 Jesus Christ! What's wrong with his eyes? 1289 01:21:32,192 --> 01:21:35,026 Wait, what the fuck? 1290 01:21:35,028 --> 01:21:37,795 Where's Dougie?! Something has happened downstairs. 1291 01:21:37,797 --> 01:21:39,831 We have to go! We have to go! 1292 01:21:39,833 --> 01:21:41,165 What? What the fuck is happening? 1293 01:21:41,167 --> 01:21:42,602 You guys, look. 1294 01:21:47,208 --> 01:21:49,441 Oh, dammit. Dougie. Yo. Oh my God. 1295 01:21:49,443 --> 01:21:51,878 Dougie. Dougie. Oh my... 1296 01:21:54,415 --> 01:21:55,713 Okay, he's breathing! He's breathing! 1297 01:21:55,715 --> 01:21:56,981 Dougie! Dude, come on! 1298 01:21:58,452 --> 01:22:01,286 Dougie! Fuck! Wake up! Wiggles, what is going on? 1299 01:22:01,288 --> 01:22:04,956 Dougie was right! It killed the family that used to live here... 1300 01:22:04,958 --> 01:22:07,925 and now it's getting stronger, it's feeding on us! 1301 01:22:07,927 --> 01:22:11,796 We need to leave! We need to leave now! 1302 01:22:28,047 --> 01:22:30,915 No, please let me out! No! 1303 01:22:54,974 --> 01:22:56,443 Ssh! 1304 01:22:58,479 --> 01:23:02,079 No... Tate. 1305 01:23:02,081 --> 01:23:04,916 Tate. Tate! 1306 01:23:04,918 --> 01:23:06,753 Tate! 1307 01:23:09,122 --> 01:23:11,523 Ali, no. Ali! 1308 01:23:31,844 --> 01:23:34,845 Guys, come on, we can't just leave him here. 1309 01:23:34,847 --> 01:23:36,814 We can't carry him. 1310 01:23:36,816 --> 01:23:40,019 Wiggles is right. He'll be safer here. We have to go for help. 1311 01:23:42,021 --> 01:23:44,891 Okay. Okay. 1312 01:24:00,073 --> 01:24:05,009 Okay, the quickest way out is through the living room, okay? 1313 01:24:05,011 --> 01:24:07,212 Yo, will you put that shit down, you fuck? 1314 01:24:07,214 --> 01:24:09,214 No, nobody will ever believe us. 1315 01:24:09,216 --> 01:24:12,085 We have to show what's happening here! 1316 01:24:19,025 --> 01:24:22,227 Okay, we gotta go out this way. 1317 01:24:22,229 --> 01:24:24,363 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Can we get down here? 1318 01:24:24,365 --> 01:24:25,965 No, no, no, no, it's too high. It's too high. It's too high. 1319 01:24:27,401 --> 01:24:29,002 Okay. 1320 01:24:31,472 --> 01:24:32,839 Quietly. 1321 01:24:44,150 --> 01:24:46,185 Okay. 1322 01:24:49,256 --> 01:24:53,294 Fuck. Fuck. Goddammit. Okay. 1323 01:24:55,596 --> 01:24:59,431 We're gonna have to go to the... to the living room. 1324 01:24:59,433 --> 01:25:01,600 Oh my God! Oh my...! 1325 01:25:01,602 --> 01:25:03,102 Come on, come on. 1326 01:25:40,574 --> 01:25:43,542 Tanner! Tanner! You can still get out! 1327 01:26:19,979 --> 01:26:22,516 What the fuck is that? Is he dead? 1328 01:26:27,120 --> 01:26:28,322 Wait, hold on. Okay. 1329 01:26:33,727 --> 01:26:36,095 Hurry up, gimme that! 1330 01:26:37,531 --> 01:26:40,965 Okay... okay, okay. 1331 01:26:40,967 --> 01:26:43,370 This way, this way. Come on, come on. 1332 01:26:52,212 --> 01:26:54,581 Okay. Okay. 1333 01:27:06,226 --> 01:27:08,995 Tanner. T? 1334 01:27:19,071 --> 01:27:22,309 Maggie? Oh my God. 1335 01:27:27,481 --> 01:27:29,316 Wait. We gotta go, we gotta go. 1336 01:27:43,464 --> 01:27:45,965 It won't open. We're trapped. What? 1337 01:27:49,670 --> 01:27:52,237 Greg, dude, man, get up, we gotta go. 1338 01:27:52,239 --> 01:27:53,738 Where, Wiggles? Aw man, get the fuck up. 1339 01:27:53,740 --> 01:27:55,174 What are you doing?! 1340 01:27:59,279 --> 01:28:00,745 Stop! Stop! 1341 01:28:00,747 --> 01:28:03,317 There's a safe room. Come on, let's go. 1342 01:28:13,360 --> 01:28:15,662 We need to turn the lights on. Okay. 1343 01:28:21,735 --> 01:28:23,568 What do we do? What... what do we do? 1344 01:28:23,570 --> 01:28:25,537 The light switch, on the wall. 1345 01:28:25,539 --> 01:28:27,372 Okay. 1346 01:28:27,374 --> 01:28:29,508 Where? Where? Where? 1347 01:28:29,510 --> 01:28:30,842 We have to hurry, Claire! 1348 01:28:30,844 --> 01:28:33,447 Okay, okay, okay. 1349 01:28:35,682 --> 01:28:38,148 Claire! We have to find it, Claire! 1350 01:28:38,150 --> 01:28:40,318 Oh my God. 1351 01:28:50,831 --> 01:28:52,533 Oh, my god. 1352 01:29:33,440 --> 01:29:36,808 How do we... how do we get it in there? 1353 01:29:36,810 --> 01:29:40,447 I don't know. I don't know. 1354 01:29:42,516 --> 01:29:46,320 Maybe there's something in here that that tells us. 1355 01:30:00,233 --> 01:30:01,702 Let's see. 1356 01:30:08,275 --> 01:30:10,711 The police will be here soon. 1357 01:30:29,930 --> 01:30:31,898 Hello? 1358 01:30:34,401 --> 01:30:36,436 Hello! We're down here! 1359 01:30:42,876 --> 01:30:44,843 Jason? 1360 01:30:44,845 --> 01:30:47,979 Daphne, what are you doing here? Are you okay? 1361 01:30:47,981 --> 01:30:50,615 Are the police up there? What's going on? 1362 01:30:50,617 --> 01:30:52,517 Are you okay? 1363 01:30:52,519 --> 01:30:54,386 Is it safe? What's happening? Is it safe? 1364 01:30:54,388 --> 01:30:56,821 What's happening? Daphne! 1365 01:30:56,823 --> 01:30:58,923 Daphne, what's going on? Is it safe? 1366 01:30:58,925 --> 01:31:00,725 Hello?! 1367 01:31:00,727 --> 01:31:03,561 My mom always thought the evil was still in the house... 1368 01:31:03,563 --> 01:31:05,664 after my grandparents died. 1369 01:31:05,666 --> 01:31:08,833 And I promised to never let it get out again. 1370 01:31:08,835 --> 01:31:11,336 Wait, what are you talking about, Daphne?! 1371 01:31:11,338 --> 01:31:14,305 Your grandparents? I'm sorry, Jason. 1372 01:31:14,307 --> 01:31:15,807 Agh! 1373 01:31:15,809 --> 01:31:17,642 Oh my God! Oh my God! Jason! 1374 01:31:17,644 --> 01:31:20,345 - I'm sorry, I had to. - What did you do? 1375 01:31:20,347 --> 01:31:22,280 What did you do to him? 1376 01:31:22,282 --> 01:31:25,617 It's you or Jason, he saved you for last. 1377 01:31:25,619 --> 01:31:27,018 Oh my God. 1378 01:31:33,460 --> 01:31:36,294 It must be you. Did you survive a death? 1379 01:31:36,296 --> 01:31:37,595 What? No. 1380 01:31:37,597 --> 01:31:39,397 Did you survive a death?! What are you saying? 1381 01:31:39,399 --> 01:31:41,399 I have to kill you. It's the only way to stop it. 1382 01:31:41,401 --> 01:31:42,834 No! You have to die! 1383 01:31:42,836 --> 01:31:44,636 Please! I didn't do anything! 1384 01:31:44,638 --> 01:31:46,504 My grandfather had to kill his wife to stop it! 1385 01:31:46,506 --> 01:31:48,306 Stop this please, please! 1386 01:31:48,308 --> 01:31:50,308 It needs you to fully free itself from the cage. 1387 01:31:50,310 --> 01:31:51,876 Please! No! 1388 01:31:51,878 --> 01:31:55,513 - Just turn around! - No! Please! 1389 01:31:55,515 --> 01:31:57,784 - Close your eyes, Claire, please! - You're crazy! 1390 01:32:01,722 --> 01:32:06,226 Let go! Claire! Don't... Run... run. 1391 01:32:10,464 --> 01:32:11,930 Claire! 1392 01:32:11,932 --> 01:32:16,501 It's gonna cross over and we're all gonna die. 1393 01:32:20,040 --> 01:32:21,908 Dougie! Dougie! 1394 01:32:26,046 --> 01:32:27,681 I'm sorry, Claire. 1395 01:32:33,887 --> 01:32:36,654 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I-I couldn't let it out. 1396 01:32:36,656 --> 01:32:40,658 Claire, I heard everything. I'm sorry. 1397 01:32:48,735 --> 01:32:50,804 I'm sorry. 1398 01:33:01,114 --> 01:33:03,483 237 in route. 1399 01:33:06,353 --> 01:33:08,353 Advise if you need any other agencies... 1400 01:33:08,355 --> 01:33:09,689 dispatched for backup. 1401 01:33:23,963 --> 01:33:28,963 Subtitles by explosiveskull 102951