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1 Previously, on "Being Mary Jane"...
Please, God, if he's mine, just give me a sign.
How do you forget about a wife?!
Did you know that me and your husband have been sleeping together?
Do you want me to just stop working so I can chauffeur the kids around?
I think they should come live with me full-time.
All I do is work.
- She came to me. - Yeah?
Because she wants to file a complaint against you to HR...
for intimidation,
- publically disparaging her character... - What? No!
...and accusing her of having an affair with her superior... me!
I want to win an Emmy for producing "Nightly News."
You have two kids by two different men.
Get off of me! What the hell is wrong with you?!
Just calm down.
Tase her! Tase her!
I'm seeing someone.
Oh.
I just feel like I need closure.
Like if I knew why, then I could let him go.
He's with somebody else, that's why.
Go out there and get your happiness, and if it's not David, move on.
You're not on drugs, are you, Patrick?
I take a little something to help me focus, but it's far from coke.
I swear I'll never do that again.
You also swore you'd never do any drug, but you broke that promise.
I've gotta hear this.
You are telling me that you have never, ever, ever, ever
- been with a White boy? - Never.
- Seriously? - Ever.
All right, all right. Well, what ya think?
He definitely exceeded my stereotypical expectations.
- Oh? - One stereotype that was true...
Mm-hm?
They do love to "chomp the box," and you should have told me.
Yes, they do.
I like Black men.
I want Black love.
_
Can you give me just one minute?
_
You've never had
a successful, committed relationship.
That's what I'm getting.
I suppose that depends on what you consider "successful."
I have had a couple of men propose.
One was married.
Uh, I didn't know it.
Why do you think a matchmaker can help you?
You're the best, right?
But I'm not a miracle worker.
The high-achieving professional men and women that I work with,
they must be willing to do something that isn't easy.
They must get past the surface and find out what's really goin' on.
Absolutely, and I will.
You've been in New York, what?
- Two days. - To start a big, high-profile
new job, no less.
Yes.
I suggest you wait a few months.
No, no, this is my opportunity for a fresh start.
I mean, not just with my job, but with... everything.
The questionnaire and self-assessment are just a start.
There are rules.
Whatever it takes.
Come on, baby, we rose from the ashes to get
to where we are right now, okay?
We've gotta acknowledge it, mama.
Here's to your new kick-ass job in the number one market
in the country... New York City, baby!
And to the woman who got me the job.
Oh, I got you the interview, mama.
You got the job.
Oh. Oh.
Okay, it looks like we have a different kind of celebration
in mind for tonight.
Do you think he's a good lay?
I mean, I know that it's not like I could tell, but if you had to take a guess.
- Why? - This is my last chance to have sex.
It could be months before there's another opportunity.
What? Wait a minute.
This is New York City, mama.
There's an endless supply of men here.
- I took a pledge. - Oh. Okay.
Yeah, starting tomorrow, no more auditioning boys in my bed.
It's time for the professional matchmaker.
- A matchmaker? - Mm-hm.
Was this one of your White friend's suggestions?
It was Molly, wasn't it?
No, she caters to diverse, professional women, like me.
How does that differ from a dating app?
- It costs 20 grand. - What?!
Who the hell is she introducing you to?
Is Barack leaving Michelle?
So, tonight's about gettin' your freak outta your system, huh?
The last casual encounter before my husband comes.
Well, if you don't find your husband, at least you'll have a few laughs.
Oh, off the charts in bed, I'm sure.
Hi. You're Mary Jane Paul, right?
- Yep. - Can I buy you a drink?
You know, I think this is more like a... like a girls' night kinda thing.
- Some other time, then. - Sure.
I know I'm buttin', but that boy was fine.
And he also knew my name and who I was.
So what?
So, I didn't bring any non-disclosure agreements
and I'm not trying to be held accountable for my actions tonight.
You are so damn scandalous.
This is...
- Kara? - What?
Don't look now.
I'm not the only one with a potential for scandal.
Girl, don't tempt me, 'cause I'm drunk enough and I don't give a damn.
Go.
He is primed and ready.
Now he probably had to get home to his mama before the street
lights come on, but he's good to go.
All right.
I will see you mañana.
That's my girl.
Right now.
Like a pub back home in London.
Come here.
Thank you.
I'll give you that.
Hello.
Did I overhear you say that you were from the UK?
Yeah, London.
- Primrose Hill area. - Hm...
- I moved here three weeks ago. - Mm-hm.
I'm...
No name?
No, I like to keep things mysterious.
Ah...
Are you a fugitive?
- You're not a wanted woman? - Unh-unh.
Okay.
No, I'm just searching for a little... escape before reality
bites me in the morning.
So... "London"...are you in?
Can you give me just one minute?
Okay, okay, Kara, Kara...
- Okay... - It's Kara. Leave a message.
Kara, hey, it's MJ.
Yeah, um, I know my plan, uh, sounded really great in theory,
but, uh, there's a strange man with a hard-on in my hotel room
right now and it just feels a little crazy.
It's crazy, right?
Okay, look, if I happen to die tonight, just know that, um,
I made it a point of walking him past the security cameras.
Pray for me.
Whew!
There she is.
Everything okay?
Fine.
Can I fix you a drink?
I've already had a couple.
But you can slip this on.
- On...? - Your wrist.
I thought I'd be slipping on something else.
Oh, I have that, too, but we're gonna start here.
So... when I want more...
More...?
Faster.
Harder.
Take your clothes off.
Is this not what you want?
I can stop.
No. No, don't.
I can't carry on unless you tell me to.
Damn it, I had plans.
It's a fantasy, I'd been imagining...
Probably got the idea from a movie I saw in the '80s.
What is it?
I don't think I want that.
What do you want?
Hey, I'm just here for you, okay?
Tell me what you want.
Tell me you love me.
I love you.
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Anybody got a line on Mary Jane?
I need her out here. Anybody?
- Try the green room. - Show me that in 20.
Mary Jane! Mary Jane!
Good morning, mama. Come on. Hurry up. Let's go.
Listen, we're gonna start with the fans outside.
The floor manager's got the whole thing goin', okay?
I'll be right there. Just a minute.
Ronda and Aaron are on their way in.
Isn't this beautiful, mama? That could be your future right there.
That's gonna be your desk, you hear me?
I need the mic for Mary Jane, please?
Let's get moving here, thank you.
Give me that mic. Thank you. Thank you. Are you okay?
Talk to me. What's wrong? Huh?
What's the matter?
- Kara, um... - What?
There's something I...
I haven't told anyone, not even you.
I tried to tell you last night, but it just...
Okay. What?
- When I left SNC... - Mm-hm?
It wasn't because I wanted to.
I mean, they let me resign, but, really, they fired my ass.
Oh, because of the Niecy stuff?
I knew when I was defending her, it was rough on all of us,
but when I started really railing about police brutality
and racial profiling, it was...
The only difference between you and me is I left before it got to that, okay?
But you're here now.
God, the last time I was on camera, Kara, it...
it felt like it was... that was it, like I was done.
MJ, the forced cheerfulness of morning TV is gonna strangle
all of those doubts, okay?
I know this is cheesy, but...
that is the job I wanted when I graduated college... that.
You got this, okay?
- I got this. - You got this. Trust me.
Take this mic, okay?
Ready? Let's go.
Live from New York City, this is "Great Day USA."
I'm Mary Jane Paul.
- Oh, it's cold! - Yes, I know.
- Here. Here. - Oh! Thank you.
I'd tell you that you're gonna get used to it,
but I never could lie to you.
Oh, the Cory Booker interview.
Do you think it's possible to get anything done in Washington?
I absolutely do.
She's about to hit him with the Ronda Sales' surprise question.
- There she goes... - ...the Democrats keep bringing up
because it seems to me that it is inevitable...
Wait for it...
She's gonna lean...
How did you know that?
I spent the better part of my first on-air job just trying to imitate her...
recorded all of her newscasts, studied her delivery.
Mm.
I might have even used a couple of her tricks when
I interviewed for this job.
Well, it worked because they're grooming you for her job.
Come on, let's go in here.
Nothing worthwhile is achieved
by shirking the challenge.
Mary Jane, welcome to the show.
Thank you so much for having me.
Of course.
Hello? Yes.
Oh, excuse me.
You're a progressive champion, but you work alongside
conservatives like Ted Cruz and Rand Paul.
I mean, I can't imagine it always being easy to find common ground.
No, it's not easy, but nothing worthwhile is easy.
It's important. It's necessary for the work I do.
Tell her to ask him about his School Expulsions Bill.
- Really? - Yeah. Do it.
Okay.
Ronda, ask him about his School Expulsions Bill.
Okay, then tell me this.
Your School Expulsions Bill.
Is that an example of some of those challenges?
Look, the Supportive School Climate Act is an important bill
- because... - Oh...
That was a good "got ya" moment.
What most people don't know
is a Black kid and a White kid, for the same infraction,
the data shows that the Black kid is more likely to be
expelled and get a more serious punishment in school.
- Right. - The data also shows that
doing the same crime, Black and White, the Black person's
gonna get the longer sentence,
and this makes for higher rates of Black incarceration in our country.
How high is higher?
- Here we are in 2017. - Mm-hm.
There are more African-Americans under criminal supervision now
than all the slaves in 1850.
And that's a scandal.
We say we're a country of liberty and justice for all.
This is an injustice and it must stop.
Ronda. Nice job.
Thank you.
The powers that be, I have to ask, how did you know that?
Actually, that was Miss Mary Jane Paul's idea.
Yeah, I've been wanting to interview him for a long time
and I just researched like 12 layers deep.
Our new correspondent.
A great way to get acquainted.
God, the pleasure is all mine.
Sometimes it's tough to find a connection with a subject.
But you made that possible.
Happy to help.
That's my girl.
Hey, Mary Jane, you've gotta get touched up because you've
gonna go back on soon, okay?
- Right. - Uh, who do they have doin' her, Becky?
Yeah, I think so.
Becky's well-meaning, but you're going to want Ty.
Ty is my, uh, personal stylist, and we agree that, uh,
he must do your hair, too.
- Wow, thank you. - Welcome to the show.
Follow me to my lair.
- Thank you, Ty. - Take good care of her, boo.
Bye.
Hey, Ronda, do you have a minute?
I wanna see if we can go over some ideas I have for the
Supreme Court justice story.
Gosh, honey, you should just talk to Garrett.
Well, I've tried to talk to Garrett, but, uh, it's kinda
hard to get in his ear.
Oh, that doesn't surprise me.
I still can't believe the network...
...hired a toddler to run this show.
I have regrets older than Garrett.
So, will you talk to him?
Honey, I'm not certain I'm gonna be covering the story.
But Garrett said "all hands on deck."
Garrett says a lot of things.
Nice work with Cory Booker,
and great job gettin' on Ronda's good side on your first day.
Of course, now you've gotta interview that hip hop artist.
I know, it's not gonna win any Peabodies.
Welcome to morning TV.
And we're back with "Great Day USA."
And we're checking in on those New Year's resolutions.
A few weeks in, how are we all doing?
How many of us started a diet?
Patrick! Patrick!
Here she is! Come on!
She looks cold, baby.
Of course, she looks cold.
It's wintertime in New York City.
Mm-hm.
And back to the studio.
Oh, she's gone again.
Hey, Patrick, what are you doing? You missed her.
The press wants a statement from Niecy about the cop
returning back to work.
I'm trying to get it together.
Niecy should write her own statement, Patrick.
Mary Jane always did it for her, Mom.
- Oh, hi, sweetie. - Hi.
Put this on, babe.
Hey, Niecy.
Niecy, can you read this?
My hands are kinda full right now.
It's important, all right?
I don't really wanna talk about that right now.
I'll see you guys later. Come on.
Say bye.
- Bye. - See you, little man.
All right, bye, Dad. See you later.
All right, darling.
At the top of the hour, we've got a surprise
hip hop artist who'll be dazzling the crowd with one
of his hit singles.
Hey, guys, looking good.
Everything looks real good.
It's my understanding that
everyone here is celebrating a birthday today.
Am I right?
Mary Jane, we have someone for you to talk to.
It's the guy on the left with the broad shoulders.
We all like him.
Women are 72 percent of our audience.
Birthday! Birthday!
Yes, Happy Birthday!
So, that's right, all of these strangers here have one thing in common.
They were all born on the same day.
So, what's your name?
Well, some people call me "London."
But my name's Lee. Lee Truitt.
So, is it really your birthday, Lee, or did you just
wanna be on camera?
Well, it certainly feels like my birthday, standing here with you.
- Oh... - Oh?
- How old are you? - I love it.
Too old to know anything about your, uh, surprise hip hop
act, but I'm gonna stick around and listen.
Oh, my goodness.
How adorable is he?
So, to all of our birthday boys and girls here, and out
there, Happy Birthday!
More to come on "Great Day USA."
So, like a tight shot. That should be okay.
Hey. Mary Jane.
Hey.
I honestly didn't wanna turn up like this, but I was
- compelled to. - Compelled?
Look, I don't usually wake up this early, but for some reason,
today I did.
If I wake up early, I'm not gonna watch TV, but today
I turned it on.
If I turned on the TV, look, I wouldn't watch this show.
But there you were.
I mean, it's a lot of coincidences just to get me to
see your face on the TV screen.
I probably should have been a little bit more clear.
Last night was supposed to be like a photo on Snapchat.
We have a moment and then, poof, it's gone.
You don't wanna see me again?
No, absolutely not.
There will be no repeat performance.
Okay, let me take your number just in case you change
your mind.
I won't.
I've gotta get back to work.
Look at you. Two minutes in New York and
you've already got the men crawling out of the woodwork.
That was him, Kara.
The one I told you about from last night.
- The Brit guy... - Yes.
...that you brought to the hotel? What?
Yes.
- Are you gonna see him again? - No.
- Why? - Absolutely not.
That was the old Mary Jane.
The new Mary Jane, well, that bitch, she got a $20,000
matchmaker searchin' for her husband.
You know what?
Do you really need a $20,000 matchmaker?
I mean, he's got a lot of potential and he's hot.
You already know he's good in bed, right?
I thought you were supporting me in this.
I am supporting you in this.
Here you are. We're ready for you, Mary Jane.
Thank you.
I know this job is supposed to be my primary focus, but I just
can't help but feeling like I'm hurtling towards the title of like news widow.
Like being anchor was always just supposed to be part of
the picture and I think it's time to sort of complete the full picture.
Mm-hm?
You know what? Are you listening to me?
Yes, I am.
Listen, do what you want with your matchmaker.
Spend $30,000 on her, if you want.
All I'm saying is I'd better have a wedding invitation this
time next year.
- Here you go. - Your lips to God's ears.
Oh, yeah.
Said hip hop artist's likes and dislikes.
Lemon pepper wings or barbeque?
I'm over it, Dante. It's a circus.
Everyone in my family wants me to talk about what happened... again.
That cop going back to work is all over the news now,
but it's gonna die down.
Protests are being planned.
That's just gonna put it out there even more.
Treyvion's having nightmares. It's a mess.
I'm ready for it to be over.
It will be.
You're getting that lawsuit money, right?
Yeah.
Once you get that paper, you'll be good.
Ty? Ty?
Ty? Ty? Ty?
Listen, is, um, is something up with Ronda because she's being
really cagey about covering the Supreme Court justice story.
We have more than one anchor here.
Maybe Aaron's on it.
Yeah, but, come on, you know Ronda'd be all over that.
It's a big story.
All right, what's it gonna take?
How about some tickets to Fashion Week?
First row, Kanye West collection.
Come on. Whoa, whoa, wait a minute.
What about a travel assignment?
Miami, South Beach Food and Wine Festival, in February.
I'm listening.
And your husband can come, too.
Yes? Yes?
Thanks.
Ronda's acting coy because she doesn't know if she's gonna
- be working here. - What?
But she just signed a multi-year contract for Katie Couric money.
The deal didn't close.
So, that means that Garrett could be looking to replace
Ronda sooner than later.
Look, it's risky as hell.
But this place could use a fresh face, don't you think?
♪ I beg your pardon ♪
♪ I ain't after guns ♪
♪ I'm a Harlem... ♪
♪ My men dead men ♪
♪ My favorite shooter ♪
♪ At the swiss stage ♪
♪ Tryin' to stay low ♪
♪ From indictments ♪
♪ I've been the same... ♪
♪ Since diapers ♪
♪ Same... with no license ♪
♪ Same... with a dream ♪
♪ Now I'm gettin' ♪
♪ Drained from your wifey ♪
♪ You need a pass ♪
♪ Just to come around ♪
♪ And I need that ♪
♪ Rolly-faced butt stamp ♪
♪ I'm tryin' to chill ♪
♪ 'Cause it's Ramadan ♪
♪ But I kill it ♪
♪ When that sun down ♪
♪ I play ball ♪
♪ And I play the trap ♪
♪ I could tell you 'bout ♪
♪ Some cells like ♪
♪ Had a cell-y ♪
♪ With a bunkbed ♪
♪ I could tell you ♪
♪ About what them jails like ♪
♪ Trace me, I'm Mr. Dave E ♪
♪ Trace me, I'm Mr. Dave E ♪♪
Remember, Mary Jane, this is his first time on a big morning show.
He's not used to this kind of spotlight.
- Dave East. - How're you doin'?
Thank you for coming on the show.
- Thank you. - An amazing performance.
Thank you. I appreciate it.
You just got signed to Def Jam, you've got
collaborations with the hottest names in music.
This is a dream.
It is dope.
- Yeah. - Do whatever you can to draw
him out, okay?
So, I mean, a lot of our viewers don't know...
you had a pretty big basketball career all the way through college.
Yeah, but it was just at that age, 18 and 21, I couldn't
really be coached or talked to.
I mean, I had a hot temper.
My life had to make a big transition from me doing that,
to that not working, and then getting into the music.
So, hip hop was your saving grace.
Yeah, it definitely was.
So, you're also a new father.
Yeah, I just had my daughter, Karisha, now.
What of your life experiences go into your lyrics?
All of it.
Everything I'm talking about is something I'm either aspiring
to do or I've done.
Do you ever rap about your relationships?
Um, some of them.
I'm not gonna say they shaped me, but just my experiences
with women definitely matured my thought process in just how
I deal with women today.
Is there a woman that's shaping you now?
Yes, she's goin' in for the kill. That's my girl.
My daughter's shaping me, but...
With a new baby, women wanna know if he's off the market.
Our female audience is dying to know.
You're gonna get me in trouble to even talk about this,
but I'm... I'm single.
Yes! Yes!
- You're single? - Yeah, I'm single.
But I'm not really like on the hunt.
I'm more focused on my daughter, my music, my family, you know,
and where I'm gonna be in the next five to ten years.
Like that's my main focus, but I'm always down for
a conversation or, you know, a good movie or dinner.
That's cool with me.
So, you're open to dating.
- This... this is news. - I didn't say that.
You said that.
No, you said that.
Conversation, dinner. That sounds like a date to me.
- Yeah. - Yes!
Ha! Take that, TMZ!
We'll be right back with more from "Great Day USA."
Love it!
Yes!
You know what, people?
It's not curing cancer, but we
did scoop the tabloids, and in our world, that is worth something.
Fist pump! Woo!
Nice interview.
Hip hop's not my thing, but those were some pretty slick
- moves you had. - Well, thanks, Aaron.
That's a huge compliment coming from you. Thank you.
I'm Natalie. Some of the correspondents
and I are grabbing drinks later, if you wanna come.
Wow. Yeah, thanks. Appreciate it.
All right, see you tonight.
Mary Jane, is she liking New York?
Yeah, she loves it, actually.
Hm...
Why do you ask?
Two minutes.
- I did all right out there, huh? - Yes.
Look, my cheeks are hurting
from all the smiling I had to do.
- Listen to me, listen to me. - Huh?
- See that poster right there? - Yeah.
That could be your face.
- I know. That's why I'm here. - No, no, listen...
Um...
I'm not talking about in two years.
I'm talking about like now.
I'm serious.
Ty told me that Ronda has been fielding offers.
- She's leaving the show? - Yes.
She's not even committing to a story a month from now,
Mary Jane.
Okay, I want you to focus on this.
Garrett wants to take you to lunch to talk about your future
- on the show. - Okay.
If you play your cards right,
you can be in that anchor chair by Spring.
Hey.
- Hey. - Hey, Natalie invited us out for drinks.
- Are you coming? - No, a breaking story.
Another frat boy charged with rape and I have to prepare
a package for tomorrow.
Oh, no, I thought you were going to Atlanta to see the kids tomorrow.
No.
- Oh... - I'll have to make it up to
them another time, hopefully.
Go, have fun.
- Hey, Mary Jane? - Yes.
This came for you...
- from a guy named Lee. - _
Thanks.
_
_
- Hey. - Hey.
You missed your dinner.
Yeah, sorry. I just needed to clear my head.
Goodnight.
I finished the statement.
Do you wanna hear it?
I don't wanna keep reliving getting tased.
My son relives it every night, so...
Niecy, sit down.
You need to hear this.
"As a Black man,
"I've been stopped and pulled
"over by the cops countless
"times for no reason.
"But I knew the rules.
"I learned the drill.
"I never imagined my daughter,
"my little girl, would have
"to go through the same thing.
"Almost every week there's another story about an unarmed
"Black man being shot and killed by the police.
"But what we don't realize is that it can happen to our young
"women as well.
"Nobody in our community is safe.
"What happened to her that day was just the first of many
"attacks on our entire family.
"Afterwards, when we sought justice, we were put on trial.
"Our name was scrutinized and dragged through the mud.
"It was an assault on all of us, and I was to blame for a lot of this.
"I haven't exactly been a model son or father... drug abuse,
"broken promises.
"My past doesn't always look pretty.
"When the incident happened,
"my father wasn't even talking to me.
"My whole family was fractured and in disarray.
"But the amazing thing is
"all the vicious attacks and scrutiny forced our family
"to stop fighting each other.
"This tragedy showed us that
"we're stronger together...
"and this goes for all of us.
"As a community, we have to be
"a united front in the face of injustice if we ever want things to change."
That was beautiful, son.
Our letter couldn't have said it better.
No, I got the impression that they were fairly
democratic, right, the story meetings?
Ronda gets the first pick on most stories, interviews, too.
But if it's foreign affairs or sports, Aaron usually steps in.
He's a man's man.
Right, a man's man.
He's gay, right?
- Gay? - Yeah.
My God, no.
When I first got here, we had one drunken night, too much
tequila, and I thought it would
be fun to see what his bedroom ceiling looked like.
And?
Let's just say that thing
about workplace romance... sometimes the most
boring clichés turn out to be true.
But where else are we gonna meet people?
Wow, you are a great interviewer.
You heard my whole life story.
Oh, this is perfect.
Thank you.
- Hello? - Mary Jane,
Felicia Vades, the matchmaker.
Oh, hi, hi. Just a second.
Yes. Yes.
I just emailed you my self-assessment and the dating criteria.
Yes, I got everything.
Listen, Mary Jane, I don't think I can work with you, after all.
What?
But, no, why? I...
I signed a contract. You cashed my check.
You'll get a full refund.
No, no, honestly, I don't want a refund.
I want your help.
Look, in my line of work,
when I see red flags, it's unwise for me to ignore them.
I... I'm so confused. What... what red flags?
Oh, you've got some blind spots when it comes to self knowledge.
Okay, maybe I rushed through the assessment, but I...
I've been busy, you know, I... I started a new job.
You... you know that. I told you about that.
Yeah, I got enough to get a true sense of what's going on.
Bottom line is... for this to work, it requires more than
just writing a check.
You've got work to do on yourself.
Are you breaking up with me?
I just sincerely hope you find love.
Best of luck.
Pop music used to be so lovely
and poetic.
But there's no more metaphor in music, because you, America,
killed it.
No, I'm being serious.
Take Ariana Grande, for example.
Now she's this beautiful, cute, Disney Princess, and she sings
this ballad with, uh, the Weeknd called "Love Me Harder."
Now, in this beautiful ballad,
you'd think it was this female empowerment anthem where she's
just pleading with her partner
to open up his heart and love her more.
Oh, no!
No, she's literally asking him to... Pound! Her! Harder!
I've been Lee Truitt.
Ladies and gentlemen, you've been great, thank you.
I'll see you next time.
Well, let's hear it one more time for Lee Truitt, everybody.
Lee Truitt.
Oh. Lee.
Were the jokes that bad?
No, quite the opposite, actually.
I honestly wasn't expecting you to show tonight.
I honestly wasn't gonna come.
So, what made you change your mind?
You know, my previous plan
sort of went to Hell in a handbasket and I thought, why not?
But I really wasn't expecting...
What?
Me being more handsome than you remembered?
...such complexity.
Is that a bad thing?
No.
It kinda makes me wish we could have started with, I don't know,
names being exchanged first.
We still can.
Consider this a do-over.
Lee Truitt. Nice to meet you.
Mary Jane Paul.
Listen, Mary Jane Paul,
there's a nice, quiet bar just around the corner.
What do you say we check it out?
I don't normally take home strange men.
What do you normally do?
Uh, I google them,
then we go out on a date, and I pretend like I haven't seen
every last one of their posts.
Well, you should know,
I don't normally go home with strange women, either.
So, why did you?
I'm a sucker for a damsel in distress.
You think I was in distress.
Weren't you?
Oh, it looks like there's a party starting without us.
Come on.
Well, this is a little livelier than I had in mind.
Well, you can dance, can't you, Lee Truitt?
Oh, you watch me dance.
_
Later in the hour,
we've got this psychic who correctly predicted last year's
election results, here, making some bold predictions for 2017.
Stay tuned for that, and more. I'm Mary Jane Paul.
What do you think of that link I sent you?
It could be good for a personal finance story, right?
Where are you going?
My lunch with Garrett.
Oh, right, right.
You got this, remember that.
Come on, rock it out!
Find me when you get back.
Mary Jane.
- Hi. - Hi.
Thanks for, uh, for joining me today.
No, my pleasure.
- Oh. Uh... - Uh... right.
Right.
- Please, have a seat. - Thank you.
So, uh, how's... how's New York treating you so far?
- Great. Great. - Yeah.
- Yeah, no complaints. - Oh, good.
Mary Jane, let's cut to the chase.
You know it's no secret why we brought you here, so, uh,
let's talk about the next steps.
How'd it go?
You're looking at the newest anchor of "Great Day USA."
That well?
I'm pretty sure Garrett's talking to my agent.
I told you this move to New York would be great for us.
I told you.
Once I'm in that anchor chair, it's just a matter of
time before you can move Garrett out of that corner office.
Yes!
Mary Jane, may I have a word with you, please?
Of course.
Come on in.
I like you, Mary Jane, I do.
That is why I'm gonna be frank.
Garrett, um, has no intention of making you co-anchor.
Excuse me?
I know that it probably seems
that he is, given what transpired at Medejare's.
It was Medejare's, wasn't it?
Oh, of course, it was.
Garrett's favorite booth in the back against the wall,
a bottle of Pinot, dessert.
In fact, I fear the seduction
started weeks ago when you were being interviewed, and
undoubtedly he led you to believe that you were being
groomed for my spot.
He alluded to that, yeah.
And now he makes it seem that my departure is imminent.
You're not fielding other offers?
This is my home.
So, why am I being led to
believe that I have a future here, if I don't?
Garrett's trying to pit us against each other.
He's the EP. Why would he do that?
Telegenic rivalry between two Black women?
Drive his ratings.
It's morning news, not a reality TV show.
It's all about reality TV nowadays.
I know you don't believe me.
But you'll soon see that I'm right.
So, this is all just a ploy,
an act, to get the rivalry going?
Once sweeps are over with,
and my contract is renewed,
I'll be in the anchor chair for another five years.
You'll be outside that glass in the middle of winter.
Mary Jane!
Everything okay?
Yeah, I just wanted to give you a heads up.
My agent is really excited to talk to you.
I am, too, so excited.
There's just uh...
I probably should have seen this coming,
but Business Affairs is advising me to slow things down.
Really?
They wanna wait until you're out of your probationary period
on your current contract... which is totally understandable.
Of course, it is.
But not to worry.
The offer will come... in time.
Okay.
Kara, they had no intention of ever grooming me to be anchor.
Okay, don't... don't get your suitcase out just yet, okay?
Let's at least sleep on it.
MJ? MJ?
- Yeah, no, I'm here. - Promise me you won't
make any rash decisions.
I wanted this, Kara.
And you can still have it.
We've just gotta be smart. We've gotta find a strategy, okay?
How does that sound?
_
It sounds like I'm gonna be in for a crazy ride.
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