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Atten-hut!
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Here's our man.
Professor Howard Plummer.
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He's been kidnapped
by a group of Serbian rebels.
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I know we've been up for 72
hours, but I expect perfection.
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Nothing else.
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The enemy has a boat,
four jet skis, and a chopper.
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I'll take you guys in
until we hit radar range.
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Then you'll dive from there.
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Once we hit our target,
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Red One, Red Two,
you take out our escorts.
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I'll handle the chopper,
and I'll find the professor.
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Red Three, you radio in
for our copter.
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- Do you copy?
- Sir, yes sir!
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- Do you copy?
- Sir, yes sir!
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We are SEALS.
And this is what we do.
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Ah!
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Red Two, handle the boat.
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I'll take care of the bozos
on the jet ski.
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Ah!
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Oh!
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Gotcha.
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Lieutenant Shane Wolfe,
U.S. Navy.
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Where is the briefcase?
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It's right behind you.
Man, am I glad to see you.
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- I never thought I'd see my family...
- I'll get you out.
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We're gonna do it my way.
No highway option.
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Yeah, I'm with you. Absolutely.
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Lieutenant, thank you so much
for saving my life.
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If I had died back there,
my wife, she would've killed me.
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Just a joke.
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Do you mind if I call my wife
to tell her I'm okay?
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I have strict orders
to get you out of here safely.
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We gotta keep moving.
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Lieutenant, I am safe.
Please. She thinks I'm dead.
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- All right, make it quick.
- Okay.
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Zoe, Seth, Lulu, Peter, Tyler.
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It's voice activated.
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Hey.
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These are my kids.
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You'd like 'em.
They're really great.
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I doubt it. Hurry up.
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Hey! We're almost ready.
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Give us another sec.
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Professor!
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The doctor says you've
healed up real good, Shane.
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I should've been
out of here weeks ago.
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Look, I know heads
are gonna roll for this.
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Hey, you took a bullet.
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Yeah, but I want you to know
I take full responsibility
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for what happened
to the professor.
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Plummer was the best
security expert
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the Department of Defense
ever had.
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He was working on a program to scramble
launch codes that he called "GHOST":
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Guided High-altitude
Scrambling Transmitter.
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One pulse from a GHOST satellite
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and a country can't launch
its own nukes.
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That's why the Serbians
kidnapped him.
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They must have thought that
GHOST was in that briefcase.
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GHOST is still out there.
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Which is why I'm sending you
back in.
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I know you've never lost anybody
before, Shane.
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I was with your father
when he led a platoon...
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With all due respect,
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I'd appreciate it if we kept
my father out of this.
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All I'm saying is that it
happens to the best of them.
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And you're the best.
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I need someone I can trust on this
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- and I know I can trust you.
- Okay.
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I'll put a team together.
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No. It's not
that kind of mission.
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This is at the top of the Pentagon's
priority list.
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Two days ago,
I got a call from Admiral Blair.
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It seems that the professor's widow
contacted him.
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Whoever killed her husband
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must think that GHOST
is still in that house.
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Now, maybe it is, maybe it isn't.
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A safety deposit box has been discovered
in Zurich in the Plummers' name.
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I've been assigned to escort Mrs.
Plummer there to retrieve the contents.
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We're hoping it's the GHOST program.
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In the meantime, someone
needs to watch over those kids.
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That's where you come in.
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While there, you'll be looking
for the hidden program as well.
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Ah!
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You must be Lieutenant Wolfe!
Admiral Blair said you'd be coming.
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Come on in.
Meet the rest of the gang.
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Come on.
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Kids! Get your butts
down here and say hello!
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Okay, you've already met Lulu.
This is Zoe, Seth and Peter.
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Kids, this is Lieutenant Wolfe.
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He's gonna stay with you
while I'm away.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Oh! This is Helga and Tyler.
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Ma'am. Baby.
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- That's a pretty dress.
- Thank you.
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I have date
with butcher tonight.
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I want to look nice.
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Ah!
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You have a pleasant family.
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Well, for the younger ones,
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I think it hasn't really
sunk in yet.
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It's been hardest
on Zoe and Seth.
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But they don't really
like to talk about it.
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Well, it must be hard
on all of you.
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Howard wasn't around much.
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His work took him
all over the world.
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He'd be gone six,
seven months at a time.
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Yeah, I can understand
that lifestyle.
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Anyway, about a week ago,
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someone broke into the house.
No one was home.
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I didn't tell the kids 'cause
I didn't wanna scare them.
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Mrs. Plummer, I've dealt with...
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Ow! Oh, my God!
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I'm sorry. That's Gary.
He was Howard's.
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Gary, down!
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He bit me.
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Yeah, well,
he thinks he's a guard dog.
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- Mrs. Plummer?
- Oh, call me Julie. Please.
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I'm gonna go outside
and have a look around.
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Out, out.
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I'm gonna miss you.
Mmm...
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I'm gonna miss you too.
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I'll be back in 48 hours, okay?
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Bye, pumpkin.
I love you, pumpkin.
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Oh, and kids? Remember,
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whatever Lieutenant Wolfe
asks you to do, do it.
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Mom, chill.
We're gonna be fine.
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I'm sorry.
I don't do this very often.
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You're going away for a few days.
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Yeah, I know.
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I got it.
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Okay. Here you go, Helga.
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- I take baby.
- Bye. Bye.
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It's okay.
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You remember
the emergency numbers, right?
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Don't worry, Mrs. Plummer,
your kids'll be safe with me.
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Your little angels will be fine,
Mrs. Plummer.
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Go.
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- Bye-bye.
- Bye.
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Have some fun.
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Bye-bye.
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Tell me,
are you licensed to kill?
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No, ma'am.
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Too bad.
It could have come in handy.
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Ah!
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Prepare to be annihilated.
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Please!
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Oh, my God! Shut up!
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Prepare to be annihilated.
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Hey!
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- Where's the baby?
- Tell me. Come on.
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No!
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Shut up! No, she didn't.
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Shut up! Shut your mouth!
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Oh, my God. Tell me!
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Is there anyone here
that understands
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the meaning of the word
"discipline"?
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Hey, Flipper. You don't like it?
Do something. I make bottle.
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Thank you, Peter.
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Yes!
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- Ow!
- Gotcha!
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Ah!
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What's your problem?
Get off me!
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Oh, my God!
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What are you doing, you spaz?
That's my boyfriend!
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So you're the one breaking in!
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- Go back inside!
- No!
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We speak English, buddy.
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Look, about the sirens
and the strobe lights.
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We own a bakery, so we're up
kind of early. Would you mind?
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Sorry.
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Oh, and we found this
in our pool filter.
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Keep that zoo reined in,
huh, babysitter?
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Yo, fool, handle me like that again
and I'll lay knuckles upside your head!
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Okay! Enough is enough!
Come on, Scott, let's go!
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- Come on.
- No, you don't.
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Get back here.
Give me 20.
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I meant push-ups!
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- Zoe?
- Drop down! Do 20!
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- This is not the Army or Navy!
- One...
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Real nice move, Lt. Smooth.
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He'll probably never speak to me!
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- Then I did you a favor.
- Whoa!
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Personal bubble invasion.
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Your mother was worried sick
about you!
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You should call here and tell her.
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I'm sure you'll take care of that
for me.
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Stay out of my life!
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Wait! You can't do this!
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I have plans!
It's Saturday night! Ow!
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Not anymore.
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- You too. Lights out.
- Bite me.
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Boy, this family's in
for a rude awakening.
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What are you doing?
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You're burning daylight! Move!
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It's Sunday.
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And it's 6am!
You're insane!
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Listen up!
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Your behavior is unacceptable.
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In order to maintain
a state of safety,
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we need to maintain
a state of order.
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One more little bite?
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We going to be strong mine
worker when we grow up.
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Excuse me.
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00:16:25,502 --> 00:16:27,197
Excuse me!
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00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:31,438
Now, I've only got one rule.
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Everything is done my way.
No highway option.
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- Do you copy?
- Do you copy?
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00:16:36,979 --> 00:16:43,780
What? I said, "Do you copy?"
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00:16:43,853 --> 00:16:47,846
- Do not copy me.
- Do not copy me.
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Hey, I mean it.
Cut it out!
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Uh...
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Peter farted.
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- Oh, that is so gross.
- Quiet!
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Everybody up.
That means you too.
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Tracking devices,
never take them off.
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The panic button
is for emergencies only.
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Touch that,
you'd better be dying.
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Or you're dead.
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I would rather chew off my arm
than wear that.
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Just because my mom is paranoid doesn't
mean we have to take orders from you.
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00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:27,389
Let me explain how
the chain of command works.
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I tell you what to do
and you do it!
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End of chain.
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00:17:33,466 --> 00:17:36,458
I'm not gonna have time
to remember all of your names.
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You'll be Red Leader.
Red Baby. Red One. Red.
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Where's the older male?
There were five.
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He walks like Dracula
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with footsteps
silent like death.
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He's in his room.
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Red Two!
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Red Two, open up!
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Red Two!
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What have you done?
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What? I thought...
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00:18:20,578 --> 00:18:22,944
Is this what you're
trained to do?
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A "shock and awe" on my door?
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00:18:24,849 --> 00:18:27,909
I can fix that
with a hammer and some nails.
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00:18:27,985 --> 00:18:30,770
- It's real easy to fix.
- No, it's not! Look!
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00:18:30,153 --> 00:18:33,953
It's broken in half!
You can't fix that!
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If you'd been wearing this,
this wouldn't have happened.
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00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:42,930
What are you talking about?
I was in the bathroom!
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You know I would never
ask you for your help...
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...but he has got to go.
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00:19:06,550 --> 00:19:08,750
Somebody help me, please!
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00:19:08,823 --> 00:19:10,882
Help me, somebody!
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00:19:10,959 --> 00:19:15,328
- Stop it, Peter! This is nuts!
- Peter, cut this out.
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Hey, good soldiers
aren't scared of anything.
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I'm not scared. I'm annoyed.
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Ever since he heard Daddy say
there was a ghost in the house,
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he puts on that blanket and chases me
everywhere. It drives me crazy.
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Peter, have you seen this ghost?
252
00:19:42,789 --> 00:19:44,689
All right, here he comes.
253
00:19:58,471 --> 00:20:01,702
Hey! You leave towel
on floor in bathroom.
254
00:20:01,774 --> 00:20:05,106
I pick up after kids,
not you.
255
00:20:05,176 --> 00:20:07,974
And light a match next time.
256
00:20:08,460 --> 00:20:11,812
Oh!
257
00:20:22,594 --> 00:20:24,117
Good news.
258
00:20:24,194 --> 00:20:26,321
Your background checks
have cleared,
259
00:20:26,397 --> 00:20:28,331
and we are free
to give you the box.
260
00:20:28,399 --> 00:20:30,128
- Oh.
- Excellent.
261
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:33,658
Just as soon as you
provide us with the passwords.
262
00:20:33,737 --> 00:20:34,897
Passwords?
263
00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:36,462
It was your husband's wish
264
00:20:36,540 --> 00:20:38,599
that the person who collects the box
265
00:20:38,675 --> 00:20:41,109
must provide us
with the passwords.
266
00:20:42,179 --> 00:20:43,304
Great.
267
00:20:43,379 --> 00:20:46,143
- Is it "The GHOST?"
- Ghost.
268
00:20:46,215 --> 00:20:47,842
Mmm... No.
269
00:20:51,788 --> 00:20:56,191
These brats! Sugi pula!
270
00:20:56,259 --> 00:20:58,352
I had it!
271
00:20:58,428 --> 00:21:02,363
- Remain calm.
- I am calm.
272
00:21:02,431 --> 00:21:06,492
I quit!
That makes me calm.
273
00:21:06,568 --> 00:21:09,435
Let's not be hasty about this.
274
00:21:19,648 --> 00:21:21,512
Hello? Hello?
275
00:21:21,582 --> 00:21:25,541
- Don't even think about it!
- Lt. Wolfe?
276
00:21:25,619 --> 00:21:26,745
It's Julie Plummer.
277
00:21:26,821 --> 00:21:28,618
- Who's this?
- Julie Plummer.
278
00:21:28,689 --> 00:21:30,850
- What's that?
- Julie Plummer!
279
00:21:30,925 --> 00:21:32,893
Ah!
280
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:35,292
- Oh, Mrs. Plummer.
- Did something fall?
281
00:21:35,362 --> 00:21:38,354
- What was that noise?
- Nothing. Everything's okay!
282
00:21:38,432 --> 00:21:42,299
You'll be happy to know that I found
the culprit that's been sneaking around!
283
00:21:42,368 --> 00:21:44,427
- Great. Who was it?
- Just some teenager.
284
00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:48,650
Teenager? I wanted to tell you
I'm gonna be a few more days.
285
00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:50,234
You'll be a few more days?
286
00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:53,939
- Yes, is that a problem?
- No, that's no problem!
287
00:21:54,130 --> 00:21:57,540
No, I'm fine.
I'm just... I'm just doing my...
288
00:21:57,617 --> 00:21:59,140
Your what?
289
00:22:00,719 --> 00:22:03,119
- Duty.
- Sure everything's okay?
290
00:22:03,188 --> 00:22:04,780
Things are great,
Mrs. Plummer.
291
00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:07,189
Yeah, you just do
whatever you have to.
292
00:22:07,259 --> 00:22:10,285
- Well, tell the kids I said...
- Bye, Mrs. Plummer!
293
00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:13,991
Just hang...
Let's calm down.
294
00:22:15,968 --> 00:22:18,299
Just... just try to relax.
295
00:22:18,369 --> 00:22:22,999
Ah!
296
00:22:28,746 --> 00:22:30,976
Ah! She bit me!
297
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:33,812
Red Leader!
298
00:22:33,885 --> 00:22:37,470
I command you to come back here!
That's a direct order!
299
00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:39,315
You can't leave a man behind!
300
00:22:39,389 --> 00:22:41,550
Red Leader!
301
00:22:42,359 --> 00:22:43,587
Red Leader!
302
00:22:43,660 --> 00:22:46,493
I don't even know
how to change a diaper!
303
00:22:47,764 --> 00:22:49,925
Don't worry!
304
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,940
If she loves you,
she'll come back, huh?
305
00:22:54,671 --> 00:22:58,367
Okay, everybody, listen up.
There's been a change of plans.
306
00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:01,170
Your mother's not coming home
as soon as she expected.
307
00:23:01,243 --> 00:23:03,768
- When is she coming back?
- Soon.
308
00:23:03,846 --> 00:23:05,973
For now,
we'll just have some more big fun.
309
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:08,209
That's what we've been doing?
Having fun?
310
00:23:08,284 --> 00:23:11,617
- Tomorrow's a school day.
- I have wrestling.
311
00:23:11,687 --> 00:23:13,245
I need a release for Driver's Ed.
312
00:23:13,322 --> 00:23:14,812
I've got Fireflies.
313
00:23:14,890 --> 00:23:16,490
I have to go to the mall.
314
00:23:16,124 --> 00:23:18,580
I have to stop her
from spending so much.
315
00:23:18,126 --> 00:23:20,390
Whoa, okay, Halt. Halt!
316
00:23:20,461 --> 00:23:22,622
We'll take this hill
one inch at a time.
317
00:23:22,697 --> 00:23:24,631
Only then can we rise
to the challenge.
318
00:23:28,937 --> 00:23:31,838
Okay,
who's gonna change Red Baby?
319
00:23:31,906 --> 00:23:33,498
Guys?
320
00:23:38,679 --> 00:23:40,780
Ah!
321
00:23:41,114 --> 00:23:44,242
God! Red Baby!
322
00:23:46,530 --> 00:23:48,988
Alrighty. We'll try this.
323
00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:51,388
Yes. Whoa.
324
00:23:51,458 --> 00:23:54,324
Ooh. Soak that up a bit.
325
00:24:03,269 --> 00:24:05,931
Hi. Zoe says you look
like The Hulk.
326
00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:07,666
I think you're cute.
327
00:24:07,740 --> 00:24:09,765
Thank you.
328
00:24:13,345 --> 00:24:16,109
- Do you do kung fu?
- Yes.
329
00:24:16,181 --> 00:24:19,673
Did you ever punch someone
so hard that their head came off?
330
00:24:19,751 --> 00:24:21,582
No.
331
00:24:22,821 --> 00:24:24,755
Why are your boobs so big?
332
00:24:27,459 --> 00:24:29,518
They're not boobs.
333
00:24:29,594 --> 00:24:31,754
Do you have to wear a bra?
334
00:24:38,435 --> 00:24:40,494
Will my boobs
get as big as yours someday?
335
00:24:45,109 --> 00:24:46,906
You know, little girl,
336
00:24:46,977 --> 00:24:51,743
I think it's time you went
nappy-poo in beddy-bye land.
337
00:24:51,814 --> 00:24:55,375
Do I look like I'm five to you?
338
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:58,817
What did I say?
339
00:24:58,921 --> 00:25:02,516
Disrespectful. And to think
I was interested in you!
340
00:25:06,195 --> 00:25:09,130
Okay, troops! Breakfast!
341
00:25:09,198 --> 00:25:11,392
What are you waiting for?
Dig in.
342
00:25:11,466 --> 00:25:12,956
Feel free to mix and match.
343
00:25:13,350 --> 00:25:15,595
Stay away from the cheese.
It'll back you up.
344
00:25:15,671 --> 00:25:18,799
Don't worry about running out.
I can get lots more of these.
345
00:25:18,874 --> 00:25:20,933
I've survived months
off this stuff.
346
00:25:21,900 --> 00:25:23,807
Okay, like, I'm really gonna eat
all of these carbs?
347
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:26,945
I can cross my eyes.
Wanna see?
348
00:25:27,150 --> 00:25:28,413
No.
349
00:25:36,257 --> 00:25:38,540
Tyler hates it when I do that.
350
00:25:38,125 --> 00:25:39,956
I know how he feels.
351
00:25:41,896 --> 00:25:45,423
What's he...? Red Four!
352
00:25:54,307 --> 00:25:57,367
Plummer residence.
353
00:25:57,444 --> 00:26:00,345
Yes, I know it's Monday today.
354
00:26:00,447 --> 00:26:02,506
No, Mrs. Plummer's away.
355
00:26:02,549 --> 00:26:05,211
Yes, we'll be right there.
356
00:26:06,186 --> 00:26:07,777
Who was that?
357
00:26:07,853 --> 00:26:10,830
Your vice principal.
358
00:26:10,155 --> 00:26:12,623
He said that if you and Seth
are late again,
359
00:26:12,691 --> 00:26:14,318
you're both suspended.
360
00:26:14,393 --> 00:26:17,890
He wants to see you
in his office right away.
361
00:26:52,729 --> 00:26:55,220
What is it?
362
00:26:55,298 --> 00:26:58,358
- It's a minivan.
- Ugh.
363
00:26:58,435 --> 00:27:01,630
Now,
is this supposed to...?
364
00:27:01,138 --> 00:27:03,628
- How do we...?
- Excuse me, Mr. Wolfe?
365
00:27:03,706 --> 00:27:06,174
If you don't hurry up,
we're gonna be late for sure.
366
00:27:06,242 --> 00:27:08,233
Not on my watch.
367
00:27:13,616 --> 00:27:16,244
- Hold that.
- How fast is your watch?
368
00:27:18,354 --> 00:27:20,379
You'll be suspended for sure.
369
00:27:21,624 --> 00:27:23,921
- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
- Oh, my God!
370
00:27:23,992 --> 00:27:26,586
Who drives like this?
You're crazy!
371
00:27:36,704 --> 00:27:39,172
What are you doing?
Stop!
372
00:27:42,810 --> 00:27:44,437
Got 'em here.
373
00:27:44,511 --> 00:27:46,604
My fault.
374
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:50,741
Yeah, I always said these kids
needed a parole officer.
375
00:27:50,818 --> 00:27:53,878
I guess, uh, Mrs. Plummer
thought so too, huh?
376
00:27:56,890 --> 00:27:59,388
Wow, you got a real, uh,
upper torso going on, huh?
377
00:27:59,460 --> 00:28:01,120
You ever, uh, do any time?
378
00:28:02,795 --> 00:28:05,161
Sasquatch.
379
00:28:05,231 --> 00:28:08,640
- You got something to say, boy?
- No.
380
00:28:08,134 --> 00:28:09,829
No? Good.
381
00:28:09,902 --> 00:28:12,928
Wow, it looks like you
have a pair of legs
382
00:28:13,500 --> 00:28:14,666
coming out of your shoulders.
383
00:28:14,740 --> 00:28:17,436
- You hit the gym a lot, do you?
- Eh.
384
00:28:17,510 --> 00:28:20,137
- Woolly Mammoth.
- You know what, Creeper?
385
00:28:20,212 --> 00:28:23,909
You just bought yourself
an extra 15 minutes on the mats.
386
00:28:23,982 --> 00:28:26,143
With the Murninator!
387
00:28:26,218 --> 00:28:29,585
Excuse me.
Lieutenant Shane Wolfe.
388
00:28:29,654 --> 00:28:32,919
I'm watching the kids
for the Plummers. A few days.
389
00:28:32,991 --> 00:28:35,323
Oh, babysitter, huh?
390
00:28:35,393 --> 00:28:38,226
Well, good.
Whatever job you can get, right?
391
00:28:38,296 --> 00:28:41,321
I'm Murney.
Duane Murney.
392
00:28:41,398 --> 00:28:43,730
My friends call me
"Little Puppet. "
393
00:28:43,801 --> 00:28:45,200
I'm the VP here.
394
00:28:45,269 --> 00:28:48,796
I'm in charge of discipline,
conduct and truancy
395
00:28:48,873 --> 00:28:53,105
from top to bottom,
K through 12.
396
00:28:53,177 --> 00:28:55,509
You're in my house now,
strong man.
397
00:28:55,579 --> 00:28:59,207
- You're the vice principal.
- And the wrestling coach.
398
00:28:59,282 --> 00:29:00,943
See the Creeper over there?
399
00:29:01,170 --> 00:29:04,612
He has played hooky from every
wrestling practice this month.
400
00:29:04,687 --> 00:29:08,714
And her, she has missed
22 Driver's Ed classes.
401
00:29:08,791 --> 00:29:11,316
Out of 23!
402
00:29:11,394 --> 00:29:13,726
These are the worst students
in my school.
403
00:29:13,796 --> 00:29:16,822
- I'm ashamed...
- Your school?
404
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:21,680
Good morning, kids.
405
00:29:21,136 --> 00:29:24,370
Mr. Murney,
thanks for watching my chair.
406
00:29:24,106 --> 00:29:26,939
- I'll take it from here.
- Roger. Absolutely.
407
00:29:27,900 --> 00:29:29,340
I was just informing
our new friend here
408
00:29:29,111 --> 00:29:31,443
about some of the duties
as vice principal.
409
00:29:31,513 --> 00:29:34,380
Speaking of which, how's it
going with the investigation
410
00:29:34,449 --> 00:29:36,916
into the baloney slices
on the cafeteria ceiling?
411
00:29:36,984 --> 00:29:40,112
- Taking some interesting turns.
- Keep up the good work.
412
00:29:40,187 --> 00:29:43,418
Right. I'll be on the roof.
413
00:29:43,491 --> 00:29:45,925
Bye, now.
414
00:29:45,993 --> 00:29:48,291
All right, it's time
to get back to class.
415
00:29:48,362 --> 00:29:52,423
I'll cut you some slack seeing as
it's Lt. Wolfe's first day. Thank you.
416
00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:55,250
Okay.
417
00:29:55,101 --> 00:29:57,569
- Can I get you some coffee?
- Yes, please.
418
00:30:00,674 --> 00:30:03,600
So, what's with this Murninator?
419
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:05,670
He's big, he's hairy,
he's sometimes smelly,
420
00:30:05,745 --> 00:30:07,940
but he's harmless
and he has tenure.
421
00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:10,608
So, you're the bodyguard?
422
00:30:10,684 --> 00:30:12,481
Mrs. Plummer thought the kids...
423
00:30:12,552 --> 00:30:15,987
She briefed me on everything
and she told me that the kids
424
00:30:16,550 --> 00:30:17,955
aren't fully aware of the situation
425
00:30:18,230 --> 00:30:20,116
and that's the way she wants it.
426
00:30:22,270 --> 00:30:24,962
She also told me
you're a "Teams" guy.
427
00:30:25,300 --> 00:30:27,931
- Yes, I am.
- Well, Petty Officer Third Class
428
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:31,260
- Claire Fletcher at your service.
- You're kidding.
429
00:30:31,103 --> 00:30:34,265
Four years at Naval Base
Coronado. They paid for college.
430
00:30:34,339 --> 00:30:37,172
- Honor, courage.
- Commitment.
431
00:30:37,241 --> 00:30:39,402
It's the way I run this school.
432
00:30:39,477 --> 00:30:40,808
I like that.
433
00:30:44,248 --> 00:30:48,480
So, permission to stick around
and keep eyes on the kids?
434
00:30:48,553 --> 00:30:50,817
Permission granted.
435
00:31:00,970 --> 00:31:03,260
We don't need no music
We don't need no band
436
00:31:03,333 --> 00:31:07,235
All we need is Mustangs
and jammin' in the stands
437
00:31:07,304 --> 00:31:09,568
We said jammin' in the stands
438
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:12,904
J- A-M-M-I-N
Jammin' in the stands
439
00:31:12,975 --> 00:31:17,200
What? J-A-M-M-I-N
Jammin' in the stands
440
00:31:17,790 --> 00:31:20,105
Go, Mustangs! Whoo!
441
00:31:20,182 --> 00:31:23,583
"Black belt.
Honorable discharge. "
442
00:31:23,653 --> 00:31:25,644
Clean as a whistle.
443
00:31:27,256 --> 00:31:30,520
- Yeah, you little punk!
- Where's your babysitter now?
444
00:31:34,496 --> 00:31:36,191
Hey!
445
00:31:36,264 --> 00:31:39,131
- Enough.
- All right, you heard the lady.
446
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:41,794
Let's break it up, guys.
Come on. Hmm?
447
00:31:41,870 --> 00:31:45,533
Relax, Popeye.
Boys will be boys, huh?
448
00:31:45,607 --> 00:31:49,440
It's kinda good for the Creeper.
Gives him a chance to punk up.
449
00:31:49,510 --> 00:31:52,809
- Learn to defend himself.
- Six against one?
450
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:54,814
Well, the odds are never pretty.
451
00:31:54,882 --> 00:31:57,214
But look at it as, like,
a preparation for him.
452
00:31:57,284 --> 00:31:59,130
The naked streets of Bethesda
453
00:31:59,119 --> 00:32:01,212
can be so dark and dangerous.
454
00:32:01,255 --> 00:32:05,316
- Right, Creeper?
- Ooh. Whoa.
455
00:32:05,392 --> 00:32:07,622
You're pretty quick there, frogman.
456
00:32:07,695 --> 00:32:09,924
I, myself,
happen to be a black belt.
457
00:32:09,996 --> 00:32:12,726
That's why they wanted me
to coach the wrestling team.
458
00:32:12,799 --> 00:32:15,233
Ooh-ah!
459
00:32:15,301 --> 00:32:17,565
Sensei.
460
00:32:17,637 --> 00:32:19,798
You know what that's called, homeboy?
461
00:32:19,872 --> 00:32:22,204
Total control.
462
00:32:22,275 --> 00:32:23,833
You all right? Hmm?
463
00:32:23,910 --> 00:32:26,708
Maybe sometime you can pop by
the wrestling class
464
00:32:26,779 --> 00:32:29,440
and, uh, we'll show the boys
how a couple pros do it.
465
00:32:29,514 --> 00:32:31,539
What do you think?
I'll go easy on you.
466
00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:34,278
- I'm on duty.
- You're on duty.
467
00:32:34,352 --> 00:32:36,445
Oh, that's right,
you're a babysitter.
468
00:32:36,521 --> 00:32:39,547
So it's kinda like "doo-doo" duty.
469
00:32:41,727 --> 00:32:43,388
Don't worry about it.
470
00:32:43,462 --> 00:32:47,397
We'll do it on a day when you're
not, uh, washing your hair. Hmm?
471
00:32:48,833 --> 00:32:51,927
And I'll see you in class.
472
00:32:52,837 --> 00:32:54,771
At ease.
473
00:32:57,208 --> 00:32:59,233
That guy don't have his head on right.
474
00:32:59,343 --> 00:33:03,600
I was fine!
I don't need your help!
475
00:33:06,916 --> 00:33:08,850
Okay, okay.
476
00:33:08,918 --> 00:33:14,185
- Aw. Hey, rough day?
- I tried feeding him.
477
00:33:14,257 --> 00:33:15,849
Yeah? Did you try changing him?
478
00:33:15,925 --> 00:33:18,723
- Would you help me?
- No.
479
00:33:18,795 --> 00:33:21,457
Just the thought of...
480
00:33:27,350 --> 00:33:30,971
- Emergency.
- What are you...? I... Hey!
481
00:33:31,707 --> 00:33:33,572
Hi.
482
00:33:33,642 --> 00:33:35,633
What's up with him?
483
00:34:08,675 --> 00:34:10,700
Where are you going?
484
00:34:20,687 --> 00:34:25,550
Hey!
What's wrong with you?
485
00:35:16,206 --> 00:35:18,197
Ha-ha.
486
00:35:19,809 --> 00:35:21,106
I should go, okay?
487
00:35:21,177 --> 00:35:23,509
Call me, you guys,
if you need anything.
488
00:35:23,579 --> 00:35:26,343
My number's on the fridge.
489
00:35:26,415 --> 00:35:27,905
Are you okay?
490
00:35:27,983 --> 00:35:31,612
Oh... Wow.
491
00:35:34,123 --> 00:35:35,852
Is there anything I can do?
492
00:35:35,925 --> 00:35:37,654
- I'm okay.
- Okay.
493
00:35:37,727 --> 00:35:40,559
- Can I get you anything?
- I'm fine.
494
00:35:40,628 --> 00:35:43,688
I mean, they're just kids,
you know.
495
00:35:43,765 --> 00:35:46,165
Call me if you need anything.
Okay?
496
00:35:46,234 --> 00:35:49,101
After you shower.
Or, before. It doesn't matter.
497
00:35:49,170 --> 00:35:51,161
I'll see you guys.
498
00:35:55,900 --> 00:35:59,445
Very funny.
Thank you for the letter.
499
00:36:24,103 --> 00:36:27,470
Guys, be quiet.
I told you he had boobs.
500
00:36:28,908 --> 00:36:31,638
Lulu, can I see you
in the family room?
501
00:36:35,413 --> 00:36:38,700
Who are those people?
502
00:36:38,830 --> 00:36:41,746
My troop. Monday, Wednesday
and Saturday are troop nights.
503
00:36:41,820 --> 00:36:43,685
- Get rid of 'em.
- I can't.
504
00:36:43,755 --> 00:36:46,883
Parents go out on troop nights.
They'll be back at 8:00.
505
00:36:46,958 --> 00:36:48,482
Mom's our den mother!
506
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:51,825
You better tell your little
friends that they have to...
507
00:36:58,302 --> 00:37:02,295
- Today we're supposed to sell cookies.
- I don't do cookies.
508
00:37:02,373 --> 00:37:05,103
We have to. If we don't
sell enough cookies,
509
00:37:05,176 --> 00:37:07,838
we can't go
to the Jamboree.
510
00:37:13,516 --> 00:37:15,575
They're waving at me.
511
00:37:15,652 --> 00:37:20,890
All right, ladies!
Here's how it's gonna be!
512
00:37:20,156 --> 00:37:22,886
Tonight I'm your den mother.
513
00:37:22,959 --> 00:37:25,587
That means if you want
to live to see tomorrow,
514
00:37:25,662 --> 00:37:27,562
you do exactly as I say!
515
00:37:27,630 --> 00:37:29,825
Do we understand each other?
516
00:37:29,899 --> 00:37:32,833
Den mother,
you frighten me.
517
00:37:32,901 --> 00:37:34,630
Good.
518
00:37:34,703 --> 00:37:36,830
Now, let's move out!
519
00:37:47,816 --> 00:37:49,681
- I call the front!
- Middle back!
520
00:37:49,751 --> 00:37:51,445
Fine, I'll get the back.
521
00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:53,953
Yeah, he's kind
of a dork, but he's okay.
522
00:37:54,210 --> 00:37:56,319
- How's Helga?
- Helga's fine.
523
00:37:56,390 --> 00:37:58,688
- When are you getting home?
- I'm sorry...
524
00:37:58,759 --> 00:38:02,525
Look, Mom, I'd love to stay and chat
all day, but I have homework to do.
525
00:38:23,516 --> 00:38:25,746
Oh, no!
They're back!
526
00:38:32,424 --> 00:38:35,882
Hey, Skeever, what glows
in the dark till you squish 'em?
527
00:38:35,961 --> 00:38:37,530
Fireflies!
528
00:38:45,604 --> 00:38:47,731
Please. Leave us alone.
529
00:38:47,806 --> 00:38:49,636
This is troop 16 territory.
530
00:38:49,707 --> 00:38:52,730
How are we supposed
to sell raffle tickets
531
00:38:52,143 --> 00:38:54,737
if this place reeks
of your skanky cookies?
532
00:38:54,812 --> 00:38:57,700
Hey! Hey!
533
00:38:57,810 --> 00:38:59,675
Boo!
534
00:39:01,185 --> 00:39:02,743
Get outta here!
535
00:39:02,820 --> 00:39:06,256
- These cookies taste disgusting.
- I know.
536
00:39:06,324 --> 00:39:10,259
- We really scared these guys.
- Where are my troops?
537
00:39:21,638 --> 00:39:22,969
Lulu, what happened?
538
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:25,600
Those boys over there
broke our cookies.
539
00:39:25,676 --> 00:39:27,267
Broke your cookies.
540
00:39:27,343 --> 00:39:29,868
- Mm-hm.
- Lulu, this is not a toy.
541
00:39:29,946 --> 00:39:34,974
Forget those boys. I am here
to protect you, not cookies.
542
00:39:35,510 --> 00:39:37,420
Understand?
543
00:39:37,119 --> 00:39:40,282
Good, now get in the car.
We're all going home.
544
00:39:40,356 --> 00:39:44,530
Wait. You can't take us home yet.
You're supposed to take us to eat.
545
00:39:44,961 --> 00:39:46,985
Where do you usually go?
546
00:39:47,620 --> 00:39:50,429
Welcome to Woody Woodchuck's!
547
00:39:57,539 --> 00:40:00,303
Let go!
548
00:40:03,345 --> 00:40:05,938
And they say war is hell.
549
00:40:24,897 --> 00:40:27,127
Ah! I figured you'd
come back for him.
550
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:30,101
Lulu, watch your brother.
Inexcusable!
551
00:40:30,169 --> 00:40:32,694
- I've never left a man behind.
- Oh, relax.
552
00:40:32,772 --> 00:40:36,208
Once we found a kid in the ball pool
when we opened in the morning.
553
00:40:36,275 --> 00:40:37,674
Whoa! Whoa!
554
00:40:37,744 --> 00:40:42,374
Not cool! Uh, there is no
freestyling in the ball pool!
555
00:40:53,392 --> 00:40:55,724
Should we send
someone in after him?
556
00:41:01,833 --> 00:41:03,561
We're good.
557
00:41:13,911 --> 00:41:16,505
Holy baloney.
558
00:41:16,580 --> 00:41:20,482
Ooh! Someone's gonna get busted!
559
00:41:20,551 --> 00:41:23,750
- Who are these people?
- What's wrong with this?
560
00:41:23,153 --> 00:41:27,453
- We need to talk.
- Don't hate the player, hate the game.
561
00:41:33,897 --> 00:41:35,956
Beat it.
562
00:41:39,135 --> 00:41:40,863
Party's over!
563
00:41:40,936 --> 00:41:42,665
Oh, my God, it's here.
564
00:41:42,738 --> 00:41:45,730
You're all gonna clean
this house spotless.
565
00:41:45,808 --> 00:41:49,390
No highway option.
Now, get cleaning.
566
00:41:49,111 --> 00:41:51,790
- I'm outta here!
- Wait! Scott!
567
00:41:51,146 --> 00:41:53,171
Move! Later!
568
00:42:00,922 --> 00:42:03,150
Oh, no, you don't.
569
00:42:11,599 --> 00:42:13,590
This is my favorite shirt.
570
00:42:28,248 --> 00:42:30,307
Thank you.
571
00:42:57,342 --> 00:42:59,708
Come on, Seth! You've
been in there for an hour!
572
00:43:02,180 --> 00:43:05,581
Thanks a lot, Lt. Loser! Now
I'm gonna be the school joke.
573
00:43:05,650 --> 00:43:07,880
I don't know what
I'll say to my friends.
574
00:43:07,952 --> 00:43:10,921
You call those people
your friends?
575
00:43:10,989 --> 00:43:14,481
They have no respect for you.
They have no respect for your home.
576
00:43:14,559 --> 00:43:17,118
You have no respect
for yourself!
577
00:43:17,194 --> 00:43:19,594
I do, too, respect myself!
578
00:43:19,663 --> 00:43:22,290
Company downstairs.
That means you too.
579
00:43:22,990 --> 00:43:24,499
You're not my dad.
580
00:43:24,568 --> 00:43:26,433
In case you
haven't noticed,
581
00:43:26,503 --> 00:43:29,199
this family is going through
a really hard time
582
00:43:29,273 --> 00:43:31,867
and you're just making
everything a lot worse.
583
00:43:31,942 --> 00:43:34,100
You have no feelings.
584
00:43:34,770 --> 00:43:37,807
We hate you
and you hate us.
585
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:40,178
So why don't you
just leave us alone?
586
00:43:40,249 --> 00:43:43,582
Don't worry. When your
mom comes back, I'm gone.
587
00:43:45,188 --> 00:43:48,180
- Now what?
- Scott.
588
00:43:50,860 --> 00:43:53,550
Run! Take the babies!
Go to your rooms!
589
00:44:16,417 --> 00:44:18,681
Shane! Come over here!
Take one of these!
590
00:44:18,752 --> 00:44:20,117
Lulu!
591
00:44:21,322 --> 00:44:24,553
- Get inside. Come on.
- Hey! Hey! Wait!
592
00:45:25,716 --> 00:45:27,809
Don't move.
593
00:45:32,422 --> 00:45:34,253
Ahhhh!
594
00:45:44,668 --> 00:45:46,898
Kids, it's safe!
595
00:45:46,970 --> 00:45:50,598
- Who was that? What'd they want?
- What happened?
596
00:45:50,673 --> 00:45:52,834
- Don't leave us!
- What do they want?
597
00:45:52,908 --> 00:45:55,775
They were after the program
that your father invented.
598
00:45:59,581 --> 00:46:01,879
They were after this.
599
00:46:03,552 --> 00:46:06,884
All right, all right, come on,
guys. Let's hope this is it.
600
00:46:11,993 --> 00:46:15,485
- 9- 2-6, 3-1-0-4-3.
- 9- 2-6...
601
00:46:15,563 --> 00:46:16,621
3- 1-0-4-3.
602
00:46:16,698 --> 00:46:18,563
They want our
Ghost movie?
603
00:46:18,633 --> 00:46:20,464
Haven't they heard
of Blockbuster?
604
00:46:20,535 --> 00:46:23,527
- Tell her Rita Miller.
- Rita Miller.
605
00:46:23,604 --> 00:46:26,538
So there really are people
out there to get us?
606
00:46:26,606 --> 00:46:29,166
Yes, there are, Zoe.
That's why I'm here.
607
00:46:29,242 --> 00:46:32,302
I think we're gonna need
a little more cooperation.
608
00:46:32,379 --> 00:46:35,837
From now on,
you listen to me...
609
00:46:35,916 --> 00:46:37,679
...and I'll listen to you too.
610
00:46:38,552 --> 00:46:40,179
Deal?
611
00:46:41,922 --> 00:46:44,117
- Relax. Relax.
- I'm relaxed.
612
00:46:44,191 --> 00:46:46,988
- If you just relax...
- I'm relaxed! I'm relaxed!
613
00:46:47,590 --> 00:46:49,994
You've got to relax!
Please, it's on the...
614
00:46:50,620 --> 00:46:51,893
Okay. I'm not
feeling well, here.
615
00:46:51,964 --> 00:46:54,694
- Oh, my God! There's a bee!
- There's no bee!
616
00:46:54,767 --> 00:46:57,327
- There's a bee!
- There's no bee! Stop! Please!
617
00:46:59,238 --> 00:47:02,435
Okay, so she wrecked the car.
The insurance will pay for it.
618
00:47:02,508 --> 00:47:05,908
They were parallel parking.
The instructor jumped.
619
00:47:05,977 --> 00:47:08,878
But it's not about her.
It's about the boy.
620
00:47:08,947 --> 00:47:10,676
Has he been
skipping class again?
621
00:47:10,749 --> 00:47:13,741
Skipping class? He always
skips sixth period, but...
622
00:47:13,818 --> 00:47:14,876
All right. Seth!
623
00:47:17,956 --> 00:47:19,446
Okay, take off the hat.
624
00:47:20,625 --> 00:47:21,956
Go ahead.
625
00:47:24,895 --> 00:47:27,557
Look at that.
That's how he showed up for practice.
626
00:47:27,631 --> 00:47:31,658
I was doing a little recon in
his locker and I found this.
627
00:47:33,103 --> 00:47:34,627
Okay?
628
00:47:34,705 --> 00:47:38,732
If it was a girlie
magazine or a hamster, fine.
629
00:47:38,809 --> 00:47:42,744
Boys will be boys.
But this is sick.
630
00:47:42,812 --> 00:47:44,939
All right. He dyed his hair.
He's not a Nazi.
631
00:47:45,140 --> 00:47:47,380
This is not normal.
We're very concerned.
632
00:47:49,510 --> 00:47:51,420
Why don't you get back to class?
633
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:53,520
Mr. Murney, would you
give me a minute?
634
00:47:58,895 --> 00:48:01,900
Look, I'm sure this
is about their father.
635
00:48:01,163 --> 00:48:05,532
We've tried to get Seth and Zoe to talk
to the psychologist, but they won't.
636
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:08,262
Maybe you can get through to them?
See what's going on?
637
00:48:08,336 --> 00:48:10,463
I'll talk to them
and see what I can do.
638
00:48:11,273 --> 00:48:13,200
Thanks.
639
00:48:15,343 --> 00:48:19,575
Seth, I don't understand
unless you explain it to me.
640
00:48:19,648 --> 00:48:22,470
Why would you join wrestling
if you hate it?
641
00:48:22,116 --> 00:48:24,107
Because my father
wanted me to!
642
00:48:24,185 --> 00:48:27,586
Look, I know you're
just trying to help, but don't!
643
00:48:27,655 --> 00:48:29,850
I can take care of myself.
644
00:48:50,510 --> 00:48:53,206
Refrigerator magnet.
645
00:48:54,647 --> 00:48:57,470
Smart kid.
646
00:48:57,517 --> 00:48:59,677
Red One!
647
00:48:59,751 --> 00:49:04,484
You're in charge. Anyone gets within
40 clicks of the perimeter, signal me.
648
00:49:04,556 --> 00:49:07,992
Keep all doors sealed, do
your homework, preheat the oven
649
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:11,257
and don't let Lulu
in the cookie jar.
650
00:49:41,525 --> 00:49:45,393
- Everything's ready?
- Yeah.
651
00:49:49,366 --> 00:49:50,924
Come on.
652
00:50:06,181 --> 00:50:10,311
All right. All my Nazis
are finally here.
653
00:50:10,386 --> 00:50:13,753
I want all of you
at attention!
654
00:50:13,822 --> 00:50:17,188
Okay, let's start
where we left off yesterday.
655
00:51:02,635 --> 00:51:05,968
We open in a week, people.
The set isn't finished.
656
00:51:06,380 --> 00:51:09,405
Mother Abbess just quit
because she got shingles!
657
00:51:09,475 --> 00:51:13,934
And every step-ball change would
make Bob Fosse rise from the grave
658
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:16,606
just so he could have
a heart attack again!
659
00:51:16,681 --> 00:51:21,277
- I'm really sorry. I'll get it right.
- No, you won't, Seth.
660
00:51:21,353 --> 00:51:25,187
You and your mother
over here can't get it right.
661
00:51:25,256 --> 00:51:28,623
And I know this
because I am a professional.
662
00:51:28,693 --> 00:51:31,126
I directed Show Boat
with Greg Brady.
663
00:51:31,195 --> 00:51:33,493
It wasn't union,
but it was good.
664
00:51:40,871 --> 00:51:42,862
Obviously, I quit!
665
00:51:42,940 --> 00:51:47,673
Exeunt stage right!
666
00:51:50,113 --> 00:51:54,490
Seriously, Seth, if you drop me
again, I'm going to kill you.
667
00:51:54,117 --> 00:51:56,347
- Hi.
- Are you okay?
668
00:51:56,419 --> 00:51:58,319
I'm fine.
669
00:51:59,522 --> 00:52:01,800
Come on.
670
00:52:01,157 --> 00:52:03,250
I'm not gonna quit!
671
00:52:03,326 --> 00:52:07,319
- I don't expect you to understand...
- Hey...
672
00:52:07,397 --> 00:52:11,355
I may not understand a whole
hell of a lot about this kinda stuff,
673
00:52:11,433 --> 00:52:13,958
but I definitely
understand not quitting.
674
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:17,130
And from what I see,
you're pretty good.
675
00:52:17,205 --> 00:52:20,368
A little discipline,
you could make a go of this.
676
00:52:20,442 --> 00:52:23,809
- But what about Murney?
- He's an all-talk spaz.
677
00:52:23,879 --> 00:52:26,347
So, The Sound of Music?
678
00:52:26,415 --> 00:52:29,349
- I saw it when I was a kid.
- Really?
679
00:52:29,417 --> 00:52:34,116
The idea of a nun ditching her
habit for a guy in the military.
680
00:52:34,188 --> 00:52:37,589
Nothing wrong with that.
681
00:52:37,658 --> 00:52:39,717
Do you think girls
will think I'm weird?
682
00:52:39,794 --> 00:52:42,695
They probably already do, Seth.
683
00:52:42,763 --> 00:52:45,270
But you'll kill 'em later.
684
00:52:47,133 --> 00:52:49,328
Come here.
685
00:52:49,402 --> 00:52:52,860
Forget about everyone else
for a second.
686
00:52:52,939 --> 00:52:56,204
Is performing
what makes you happy?
687
00:52:56,276 --> 00:52:58,744
Yeah,
more than anything.
688
00:53:00,847 --> 00:53:03,839
All right, fall in.
689
00:53:03,917 --> 00:53:06,680
Company. Center stage.
690
00:53:09,521 --> 00:53:12,217
Company! Center stage!
691
00:53:12,291 --> 00:53:15,158
Who is this guy?
692
00:53:15,227 --> 00:53:20,597
Now, do you or do you not have
what it takes to perform this musical?
693
00:53:20,666 --> 00:53:24,466
- We don't have a director.
- I've directed rescue missions
694
00:53:24,536 --> 00:53:26,969
all around the world.
695
00:53:27,380 --> 00:53:30,980
I've directed numerous
snatch-and-grabs
696
00:53:30,174 --> 00:53:34,907
from countries whose names
you are not allowed to know.
697
00:53:34,979 --> 00:53:39,678
I've choreographed
multi-pronged amphibious landings
698
00:53:39,751 --> 00:53:42,276
and stealth air attacks!
699
00:53:42,353 --> 00:53:47,483
Do you think I have
the military proficiency...
700
00:53:47,557 --> 00:53:50,617
...to direct this production?
701
00:53:50,694 --> 00:53:52,161
Yes.
702
00:53:52,229 --> 00:53:55,960
- Yes, what?
- Yes, sir!
703
00:53:55,165 --> 00:53:58,132
Once upon a time,
there was a family...
704
00:53:58,235 --> 00:53:59,998
...of elves.
705
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:05,302
And one day the little elf family
706
00:54:05,374 --> 00:54:08,707
went into the magic forest
707
00:54:08,778 --> 00:54:12,900
to find a secret...
708
00:54:12,810 --> 00:54:14,140
...gnome...
709
00:54:14,216 --> 00:54:15,581
...facility,
710
00:54:15,651 --> 00:54:21,521
where the gnomes were
turning mushrooms into uranium.
711
00:54:21,590 --> 00:54:27,528
So three elves laid down heavy
suppressive fire on the gnomes
712
00:54:27,595 --> 00:54:32,931
while the others maneuvered
around to the right flank,
713
00:54:33,100 --> 00:54:37,335
finishing off anything left alive.
714
00:54:40,275 --> 00:54:45,576
And not one of those elves
were left behind that day.
715
00:54:45,646 --> 00:54:47,807
We got 'em all.
716
00:54:50,951 --> 00:54:54,148
Even the teeniest...
717
00:54:54,221 --> 00:54:58,157
...littlest elf of all...
718
00:54:58,225 --> 00:55:00,556
...Rodriguez.
719
00:55:00,626 --> 00:55:04,153
You're gonna have to do
the Panda dance or he won't stop.
720
00:55:04,230 --> 00:55:06,755
Oh, come on...
721
00:55:06,833 --> 00:55:08,994
I don't know how to do
the Panda dance.
722
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:11,559
I'll write it down for you.
723
00:55:11,637 --> 00:55:14,629
Close your eyes. Go to sleep.
I'll be right back.
724
00:55:14,707 --> 00:55:17,471
You gotta do the dance.
725
00:55:17,543 --> 00:55:21,672
Like Dad used to do.
He made it up for him.
726
00:55:21,746 --> 00:55:24,408
You have to do the dance
to make him sleep.
727
00:55:24,983 --> 00:55:28,384
Come on.
728
00:55:43,133 --> 00:55:45,658
- Lulu.
- Thank you.
729
00:55:45,736 --> 00:55:47,966
Seth.
730
00:55:48,380 --> 00:55:49,699
Zoe. Uh!
731
00:55:49,773 --> 00:55:51,673
Today you drive.
732
00:55:51,742 --> 00:55:54,870
But I can't even
pass Driver's Ed.
733
00:55:54,945 --> 00:55:57,140
Exactly.
734
00:56:01,170 --> 00:56:03,420
We're all gonna die.
735
00:56:04,287 --> 00:56:06,847
Have you ever given
a driving lesson before?
736
00:56:06,923 --> 00:56:08,618
In a minivan? No.
737
00:56:08,691 --> 00:56:11,910
Think of it like
a Bradley Assault Vehicle.
738
00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:12,752
Especially when Zoe's driving.
739
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,901
- Zoe Plummer!
- Zoe, what are you doing?
740
00:56:20,969 --> 00:56:23,460
- What are...? Slow down!
- Truck!
741
00:56:30,345 --> 00:56:32,813
Whoa! Whoa!
742
00:56:32,881 --> 00:56:35,747
- Whoa!
- Not bad.
743
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:42,214
Land! Solid land!
744
00:56:42,290 --> 00:56:46,283
- I think it went well.
- Oh, it's so dramatic.
745
00:56:47,728 --> 00:56:50,219
Hey, hey, hey. No fighting.
746
00:56:50,298 --> 00:56:51,959
- Play nicely.
- Sorry.
747
00:56:52,330 --> 00:56:54,660
- Hi.
- Hey, how are you?
748
00:56:54,734 --> 00:56:59,000
I have noticed an improvement in the
Plummer kids and I'm very impressed.
749
00:56:59,105 --> 00:57:02,165
Yeah, you know,
they're just misunderstood.
750
00:57:02,208 --> 00:57:04,802
Peter, careful!
Don't make me come up there!
751
00:57:04,878 --> 00:57:07,574
Someone needs to take the time
to talk to 'em.
752
00:57:07,647 --> 00:57:11,981
- You're getting a little attached.
- I take my job very seriously.
753
00:57:12,752 --> 00:57:15,948
But it's like you said.
They're just kids.
754
00:57:16,210 --> 00:57:20,219
Well, keep up the good work.
755
00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:23,656
Oh!
756
00:57:23,729 --> 00:57:26,950
You look very nice today.
757
00:57:26,765 --> 00:57:31,990
Oh. Thanks.
758
00:57:31,170 --> 00:57:34,696
I don't think you understand.
Don't you ever do that again.
759
00:57:34,772 --> 00:57:37,206
Is that clear?
Okay, I've had it.
760
00:57:37,275 --> 00:57:41,371
I caught the kid dancing to no music.
I want him out of my class.
761
00:57:41,446 --> 00:57:44,347
Somebody's gotta give this punk
a talking to.
762
00:57:44,415 --> 00:57:47,145
Seth?
763
00:57:47,218 --> 00:57:50,850
Well, you got something
to say, twinkle toes?
764
00:57:51,723 --> 00:57:54,190
Yeah. Yeah, I do, Murney.
765
00:57:54,257 --> 00:57:56,452
- I quit.
- You quit.
766
00:57:56,526 --> 00:57:59,518
You know why you quit?
Because you're a quitter.
767
00:57:59,596 --> 00:58:02,565
And everybody knows
that quitters...
768
00:58:02,632 --> 00:58:04,990
...quit.
769
00:58:06,937 --> 00:58:08,837
What are you scared of, Prancer?
770
00:58:08,905 --> 00:58:13,000
- I'm not scared. I want to act.
- And I want to take up origami.
771
00:58:13,750 --> 00:58:16,442
- I'm in The Sound of Music.
- Oh. A musical.
772
00:58:16,512 --> 00:58:19,174
You're giving up wrestling
to be in a musical.
773
00:58:19,248 --> 00:58:21,910
That happens when there
isn't a man in the house.
774
00:58:21,984 --> 00:58:25,852
There is a man
in the house. It's me.
775
00:58:25,921 --> 00:58:29,913
Well,
it's gotta be a tiny house.
776
00:58:33,795 --> 00:58:36,286
You think you're tough, boy,
don't you?
777
00:58:37,499 --> 00:58:39,967
Wanna shave the tiger?
Do you? Huh?
778
00:58:40,350 --> 00:58:42,868
- You want it tough?
- Where did you wanna do this?
779
00:58:42,937 --> 00:58:47,670
- What are you talking about?
- You said you wanted to wrestle.
780
00:58:47,142 --> 00:58:49,302
Where? When?
781
00:58:50,878 --> 00:58:52,937
- After school.
- Okay.
782
00:58:53,914 --> 00:58:57,975
- Today?
- That's right. The gym.
783
00:58:58,520 --> 00:58:59,610
Okay?
784
00:58:59,686 --> 00:59:04,385
Remember. You mess with
the bull, you get the horns.
785
00:59:13,699 --> 00:59:15,530
Out of my way!
786
00:59:17,603 --> 00:59:20,436
- How did that feel?
- It was good.
787
00:59:24,644 --> 00:59:28,443
Murney is getting
his butt kicked at 3:00!
788
00:59:36,488 --> 00:59:38,718
Oh, that is so gross.
789
00:59:38,790 --> 00:59:42,191
Come on! Come on!
790
00:59:42,260 --> 00:59:45,661
What? That's it!
791
00:59:45,730 --> 00:59:49,256
Someone's gonna get hurt today
and you know who it is?
792
00:59:56,240 --> 01:00:00,836
You're about to enter
Murney's House of Pain!
793
01:00:00,911 --> 01:00:05,973
What do you say we go over
the rules, cue ball? Huh?
794
01:00:06,883 --> 01:00:08,817
Oooh!
795
01:00:08,885 --> 01:00:11,251
Rule number one.
796
01:00:11,321 --> 01:00:15,587
Never be too eager
to rush your opponent.
797
01:00:15,658 --> 01:00:20,459
Wanna play prison rules, frogman?
Wanna play prison rules? You got it.
798
01:00:20,530 --> 01:00:23,556
I'll be your daddy.
799
01:00:26,235 --> 01:00:28,863
Ah!
800
01:00:28,937 --> 01:00:31,770
All right.
Now you've unlocked the beast.
801
01:00:32,608 --> 01:00:34,166
Oh, God!
802
01:00:34,243 --> 01:00:36,973
From this position,
it's relatively easy
803
01:00:37,450 --> 01:00:40,640
- to manipulate your opponent.
- Ohhh!
804
01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:44,347
And thus we have
the chicken wing.
805
01:00:45,853 --> 01:00:47,844
The chicken wing.
806
01:00:47,922 --> 01:00:49,651
The arm bar.
807
01:00:51,325 --> 01:00:54,158
The crow bar.
Or my personal favorite...
808
01:00:54,228 --> 01:00:58,620
- Ahhhh!
... the pacifier!
809
01:01:08,108 --> 01:01:10,201
Any questions?
810
01:01:10,277 --> 01:01:12,507
Anything you
didn't understand?
811
01:01:13,547 --> 01:01:15,572
Ah. The nipple crippler.
812
01:01:15,649 --> 01:01:19,551
This is a useless, not to mention,
shameless move
813
01:01:19,619 --> 01:01:23,611
that ultimately is a sure sign
of desperation.
814
01:01:28,127 --> 01:01:29,856
And finally...
815
01:01:35,134 --> 01:01:37,227
Pinned!
816
01:01:38,370 --> 01:01:40,462
That was awesome!
817
01:01:43,740 --> 01:01:46,305
- Are you okay, Murney?
- Get away from me!
818
01:01:47,946 --> 01:01:51,575
Can I get a little help, please?
I can't move my back. Watch the back!
819
01:02:10,100 --> 01:02:11,863
Go!
820
01:02:17,207 --> 01:02:18,901
Sorry!
821
01:02:22,110 --> 01:02:23,774
I didn't get that cone!
822
01:02:35,570 --> 01:02:36,786
Crawl!
823
01:02:52,207 --> 01:02:54,698
See? But he usually
breaks down the door.
824
01:03:21,567 --> 01:03:25,435
Excellent!
Now do it backwards.
825
01:03:36,348 --> 01:03:38,509
Okay.
826
01:04:34,837 --> 01:04:37,271
- Again.
- Again?
827
01:04:37,339 --> 01:04:40,604
You're going to sleep.
Good night, Peter Panda.
828
01:04:40,676 --> 01:04:42,439
Good night, Daddy.
829
01:04:50,753 --> 01:04:53,346
Good night, little fella.
830
01:04:55,723 --> 01:04:57,816
Good night.
831
01:05:07,135 --> 01:05:11,360
Hey, Skeever, what do you put in a jar
and shake till they're dead?
832
01:05:11,104 --> 01:05:13,334
Fireflies?
833
01:05:15,675 --> 01:05:19,509
Go away
and we won't hurt you.
834
01:05:31,900 --> 01:05:32,614
Hiya!
835
01:05:37,663 --> 01:05:39,824
Don't even think about it.
836
01:05:58,917 --> 01:06:00,770
Cookie!
837
01:06:01,219 --> 01:06:03,949
Eat it, you jerk!
838
01:06:04,220 --> 01:06:06,490
Go get 'em!
839
01:06:07,858 --> 01:06:10,622
Customer service.
840
01:06:18,769 --> 01:06:21,294
From now on, you do things our way!
841
01:06:21,371 --> 01:06:23,100
No highway option!
842
01:06:23,173 --> 01:06:26,266
Ah!
843
01:06:43,426 --> 01:06:46,530
- Gary the duck?
- No.
844
01:06:46,127 --> 01:06:48,152
We've been
here two weeks.
845
01:06:48,230 --> 01:06:50,494
This is a matter of national security.
846
01:06:50,565 --> 01:06:54,661
Well, I am sorry, sir, but none
of these answers ring true.
847
01:07:00,800 --> 01:07:03,910
Howard. I'm so stupid.
848
01:07:05,579 --> 01:07:07,740
Is it "my angel"?
849
01:07:08,682 --> 01:07:10,582
Yes, it is indeed.
850
01:07:16,323 --> 01:07:19,622
Well, I'll leave you to your business.
851
01:07:25,131 --> 01:07:28,328
Please, Howard,
no more surprises.
852
01:07:48,987 --> 01:07:53,140
Zoe, a rookie sniper
could drop you like a deer.
853
01:07:53,910 --> 01:07:56,527
- Good.
- Good?
854
01:07:56,595 --> 01:07:59,359
All right,
this is about Scott again.
855
01:07:59,431 --> 01:08:02,456
No, it's not.
856
01:08:02,533 --> 01:08:07,664
You were right about him.
Stupid guy.
857
01:08:07,738 --> 01:08:11,230
- So, what's wrong?
- Nothing.
858
01:08:12,143 --> 01:08:15,670
Nothing. Okay.
859
01:08:24,521 --> 01:08:28,719
You know, when I was little,
my mom left.
860
01:08:28,792 --> 01:08:33,695
My dad was a spec ops soldier like me.
861
01:08:33,763 --> 01:08:39,758
When I was eight, he shipped
me off to military school.
862
01:08:45,708 --> 01:08:49,474
I guess he liked being a soldier
more than he liked being a dad.
863
01:08:51,180 --> 01:08:54,308
One day, I get a letter.
864
01:08:54,383 --> 01:08:56,943
No more dad.
865
01:08:57,987 --> 01:09:00,181
That's terrible.
866
01:09:02,230 --> 01:09:06,483
For a long time I thought if I talked
about it, I was letting him down.
867
01:09:06,561 --> 01:09:10,429
Like I was supposed to be brave
or something.
868
01:09:12,967 --> 01:09:15,265
Yeah.
869
01:09:18,972 --> 01:09:22,339
It's okay to talk
about your dad, Zoe.
870
01:09:24,511 --> 01:09:29,141
I do miss him so much.
871
01:09:31,451 --> 01:09:33,681
I don't know, I just...
872
01:09:33,754 --> 01:09:37,520
I wanna be strong for Lulu
and Tyler and Peter
873
01:09:37,123 --> 01:09:39,683
and Seth and my mom.
874
01:09:39,759 --> 01:09:42,694
That's such
a big burden to carry.
875
01:09:45,598 --> 01:09:48,320
I know.
876
01:09:49,869 --> 01:09:52,770
I miss him so much.
877
01:09:52,838 --> 01:09:56,000
It's okay to miss your dad.
878
01:09:59,978 --> 01:10:03,414
I'll get it.
879
01:10:03,481 --> 01:10:07,549
- Really?
- Yes.
880
01:10:07,619 --> 01:10:10,918
Seth! Seth! Guess what?
Mom's coming home.
881
01:10:10,989 --> 01:10:14,288
- When?
- Tomorrow! She's coming home tomorrow!
882
01:10:14,359 --> 01:10:16,485
- When did you talk?
- Mommy's coming.
883
01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:18,721
Here, buddy,
Mommy's coming home!
884
01:10:18,796 --> 01:10:20,580
Mom's coming home!
885
01:10:20,130 --> 01:10:21,688
She is?
886
01:10:21,765 --> 01:10:23,255
She's coming back.
887
01:10:26,236 --> 01:10:28,397
Peter,
aren't you excited?
888
01:10:28,472 --> 01:10:33,932
- When's she gonna be here?
- So, what are we gonna do?
889
01:10:34,100 --> 01:10:37,537
We should dress up nice.
We should make her something.
890
01:10:37,613 --> 01:10:40,810
- We'll clean up the entire house.
- That's a good idea.
891
01:10:40,883 --> 01:10:44,512
- We should make a banner too.
- In the family room.
892
01:11:03,472 --> 01:11:06,635
What's wrong, Gary?
Foot got stuck?
893
01:11:07,909 --> 01:11:10,673
Hang on, hang on.
894
01:11:12,460 --> 01:11:15,720
Okay, now just stay still.
895
01:11:36,336 --> 01:11:38,770
Hi. Come on in.
896
01:11:40,340 --> 01:11:42,399
- Are you ready?
- Yeah, almost.
897
01:11:48,414 --> 01:11:50,278
- Yes?
- Hey, it's Shane.
898
01:11:50,349 --> 01:11:52,840
I have excellent news.
I think I found GHOST.
899
01:11:52,918 --> 01:11:55,790
- Do you have it?
- It's in a steel vault.
900
01:11:55,154 --> 01:11:59,648
It needs some sort of two-pronged key.
I've been working on it, but it's tough.
901
01:11:59,758 --> 01:12:02,226
Great. Good work.
We're on our way.
902
01:12:02,261 --> 01:12:05,287
Don't do anything further.
I'll be there soon.
903
01:12:05,364 --> 01:12:06,922
Yes, sir.
904
01:12:09,901 --> 01:12:11,596
Ready?
905
01:12:11,669 --> 01:12:14,695
The good news is,
once I give this to my C.O.,
906
01:12:14,772 --> 01:12:17,605
whoever's been bothering you
ain't gonna be.
907
01:12:17,675 --> 01:12:19,666
- Really?
- Really.
908
01:12:19,744 --> 01:12:24,100
What's wrong? Your mother's
coming. You should be happy.
909
01:12:24,810 --> 01:12:26,982
But, Shane, doesn't that
mean you have to go?
910
01:12:28,385 --> 01:12:31,183
You should get ready.
Your mother will be home soon.
911
01:12:49,205 --> 01:12:53,390
I had a fight with Zoe before I left,
so they probably trashed the place.
912
01:13:40,587 --> 01:13:42,540
Welcome home, Mom.
913
01:13:43,957 --> 01:13:48,170
Hi! I missed you!
914
01:13:48,940 --> 01:13:50,850
Guy!
915
01:13:56,636 --> 01:13:59,901
Shane, I am so proud of you.
I truly am.
916
01:13:59,972 --> 01:14:02,907
I am going to give you
your choice of assignment.
917
01:14:02,975 --> 01:14:07,240
Anywhere you want to go,
you just name it.
918
01:14:07,312 --> 01:14:10,760
Well, I appreciate that.
919
01:14:10,148 --> 01:14:12,912
But I'll have to think about it.
920
01:14:14,185 --> 01:14:15,846
You're gonna think about it?
921
01:14:15,921 --> 01:14:18,890
Well, the military's
all I've ever known.
922
01:14:18,957 --> 01:14:21,892
- I have no regrets.
- I should hope not.
923
01:14:21,960 --> 01:14:24,393
It's just that being
with this family...
924
01:14:24,461 --> 01:14:26,725
- I've never had a...
- Put your hands up!
925
01:14:29,667 --> 01:14:31,259
The Chuns?
926
01:14:32,770 --> 01:14:35,603
You gotta be kidding.
I swear I checked them out.
927
01:14:35,673 --> 01:14:37,903
Give us the key.
928
01:14:37,975 --> 01:14:42,638
- Put your hands up!
- Okay. All right.
929
01:14:42,712 --> 01:14:44,577
Here.
930
01:14:45,381 --> 01:14:47,760
Now!
931
01:14:53,289 --> 01:14:55,348
You promised us GHOST
months ago!
932
01:14:55,425 --> 01:14:58,451
Well, I'm sorry.
There were delays.
933
01:14:58,561 --> 01:15:00,188
Shane!
934
01:15:00,229 --> 01:15:02,128
Stop talking.
935
01:15:02,197 --> 01:15:05,530
Shane's not gonna be
babysitting you anymore.
936
01:15:05,600 --> 01:15:09,195
I trusted you.
Howard trusted you.
937
01:15:09,271 --> 01:15:14,299
You've betrayed us
and you've betrayed this country.
938
01:15:14,376 --> 01:15:17,277
Guess what?
North Korea pays better.
939
01:15:17,346 --> 01:15:20,542
Chun, watch them.
They're squirmy.
940
01:15:21,449 --> 01:15:24,441
You two, come with me.
941
01:16:01,653 --> 01:16:04,645
Did you bring the
stethoscope, Mrs. Chun?
942
01:16:04,723 --> 01:16:07,419
No, but I've
got some C-4.
943
01:16:16,868 --> 01:16:19,496
I just had my eyebrows done.
944
01:16:42,250 --> 01:16:43,822
Quiet!
945
01:16:49,199 --> 01:16:51,565
I said "Quiet,"
you little bug!
946
01:16:54,704 --> 01:16:56,227
Now, Peter!
947
01:16:56,338 --> 01:16:57,327
Ah!
948
01:17:05,114 --> 01:17:06,274
Hiya!
949
01:17:06,348 --> 01:17:08,339
Well, that's cute!
950
01:17:32,474 --> 01:17:34,338
That stuff doesn't hurt!
951
01:17:38,946 --> 01:17:42,109
Shane! You can't do this!
You can't leave a man behind!
952
01:17:42,182 --> 01:17:43,774
Hold on, I got it.
953
01:17:44,918 --> 01:17:46,146
Shane!
954
01:17:46,220 --> 01:17:48,654
- Where's Mom?
- Mom?
955
01:17:48,722 --> 01:17:50,690
I'll find her.
You guys run and get help!
956
01:17:50,757 --> 01:17:53,190
Hurry!
957
01:17:53,259 --> 01:17:55,159
Are you sure
you're gonna be okay?
958
01:17:55,228 --> 01:17:57,423
Yes, Lulu. Go, get help.
959
01:18:02,668 --> 01:18:03,965
Hold on!
960
01:18:05,705 --> 01:18:08,370
They're headed for the car!
961
01:18:08,107 --> 01:18:11,132
- Zoe, call 911.
- I forgot my cell phone.
962
01:18:11,209 --> 01:18:15,900
- Great. The only time you don't.
- We're gonna be okay!
963
01:18:25,857 --> 01:18:27,825
Oh, my God!
What do we do?
964
01:18:27,893 --> 01:18:29,121
Find a cop!
965
01:18:38,903 --> 01:18:39,961
Ahh!
966
01:18:52,382 --> 01:18:54,646
- He's gaining on us.
- I'll handle it.
967
01:19:21,109 --> 01:19:23,543
Look, Zoe! It's the cops!
968
01:19:32,253 --> 01:19:35,313
I assume you heard the Baloney
Bandit has struck again.
969
01:19:35,389 --> 01:19:40,554
I accept total responsibility.
My intelligence, well, it was faulty.
970
01:19:40,628 --> 01:19:43,324
If I had better resources...
971
01:19:53,173 --> 01:19:56,904
I told you not to pass her
in Driver's Ed.
972
01:19:56,977 --> 01:20:00,672
You have exactly three seconds
to get me through this mine field.
973
01:20:00,747 --> 01:20:04,615
- One, two...
- Bill.
974
01:20:04,684 --> 01:20:07,151
She doesn't know.
975
01:20:07,219 --> 01:20:10,484
And you're not taking another
parent away from those kids.
976
01:20:10,556 --> 01:20:13,240
Leave the family alone
and I'll get you in.
977
01:20:13,920 --> 01:20:14,616
You better not be bluffing.
978
01:20:20,733 --> 01:20:23,293
Zoe! Seth!
979
01:20:23,369 --> 01:20:27,202
Lulu! Peter! Tyler!
980
01:20:29,674 --> 01:20:31,801
Ah!
981
01:20:31,876 --> 01:20:35,312
That was the code. I saw Mr. Plummer
use it to open the briefcase.
982
01:20:35,380 --> 01:20:40,340
You think this is a game?
Code or no code, open it. Now.
983
01:20:40,418 --> 01:20:42,283
You can't make him do this.
984
01:20:42,353 --> 01:20:45,685
I know Howard.
You haven't got a chance.
985
01:21:25,894 --> 01:21:29,910
Quick like a turtle!
Lie on your back!
986
01:21:52,860 --> 01:21:55,613
And that's
the Peter Panda dance.
987
01:21:55,689 --> 01:21:58,749
All right. Go.
988
01:21:58,859 --> 01:22:01,725
Yeah, right.
989
01:22:01,761 --> 01:22:03,820
Okay, I'll go first.
990
01:22:13,139 --> 01:22:15,869
Great work, Shane.
I knew you'd figure it out.
991
01:22:15,942 --> 01:22:19,350
I think you'd better open it.
992
01:22:22,781 --> 01:22:24,373
Wait, wait, wait!
993
01:22:24,449 --> 01:22:26,713
Back away.
994
01:22:28,620 --> 01:22:30,588
You open it.
995
01:22:30,655 --> 01:22:33,550
Come on.
I walked the floor first.
996
01:22:33,125 --> 01:22:35,286
No way.
You can do it, soldier man.
997
01:22:35,961 --> 01:22:37,530
Ah!
998
01:22:54,512 --> 01:22:56,139
Ahhh!
999
01:23:09,325 --> 01:23:11,156
Any last words, Shane?
1000
01:23:11,227 --> 01:23:13,286
Say good night,
Peter Panda.
1001
01:23:21,904 --> 01:23:24,650
Shane, are you okay?
1002
01:23:24,139 --> 01:23:25,902
Oh!
1003
01:23:27,810 --> 01:23:30,711
She was never
a good neighbor.
1004
01:24:01,341 --> 01:24:03,434
Zoe, you're going too fast!
1005
01:24:03,510 --> 01:24:05,501
You're not gonna
have time to stop!
1006
01:24:05,579 --> 01:24:08,946
Who said anything about
stopping? I'm parking.
1007
01:24:22,394 --> 01:24:26,387
- What are you doing to these kids?
- Hands where I can see them!
1008
01:24:26,465 --> 01:24:28,695
Okay. Calm down.
1009
01:24:28,767 --> 01:24:30,997
Everybody!
Put your weapons down!
1010
01:24:33,838 --> 01:24:35,806
I want the GHOST.
1011
01:24:42,714 --> 01:24:47,140
Um... Calm down.
It's just a duck.
1012
01:24:47,850 --> 01:24:49,383
- Where's the GHOST?
- I have it.
1013
01:24:51,488 --> 01:24:52,853
Bring it here!
1014
01:24:58,495 --> 01:24:59,894
Put it on the ground.
1015
01:25:05,502 --> 01:25:08,164
Now, Gary.
Go for his balls.
1016
01:25:08,238 --> 01:25:11,866
Okay, duck whisperer,
step away!
1017
01:25:18,114 --> 01:25:19,843
Gary, now!
1018
01:25:19,916 --> 01:25:21,315
Ah!
1019
01:25:27,957 --> 01:25:30,151
Couldn't let you
have all the fun.
1020
01:25:40,201 --> 01:25:43,102
So I guess you'll be
taking off now, huh?
1021
01:25:43,171 --> 01:25:47,870
Seeing as there's no reason
to stick around anymore.
1022
01:25:47,943 --> 01:25:50,809
I'm still here,
aren't I?
1023
01:25:51,979 --> 01:25:53,879
Yeah.
1024
01:25:55,849 --> 01:26:00,411
- What now?
- I don't know. I'm on dry land.
1025
01:26:00,521 --> 01:26:02,148
True.
1026
01:26:02,189 --> 01:26:04,714
Which means you're
the superior officer.
1027
01:26:04,792 --> 01:26:06,692
True.
1028
01:26:06,760 --> 01:26:08,659
So you tell me.
1029
01:26:11,497 --> 01:26:12,521
Um...
1030
01:26:16,970 --> 01:26:18,597
Lulu!
1031
01:26:18,671 --> 01:26:21,300
Excuse me, ma'am.
Could I have a few words?
1032
01:26:21,740 --> 01:26:22,837
Sure.
1033
01:26:22,909 --> 01:26:24,604
Well, we... I... You know.
1034
01:26:25,845 --> 01:26:27,277
Oh.
1035
01:26:28,914 --> 01:26:31,576
We'll talk later.
1036
01:26:31,650 --> 01:26:35,518
- Mission accomplished, soldier.
- I suppose it is.
1037
01:26:35,587 --> 01:26:40,115
- I guess you'll be leaving us now.
- I guess so.
1038
01:26:41,660 --> 01:26:44,128
I want you to have this.
1039
01:26:47,798 --> 01:26:50,323
Because I don't want you
ever to forget me.
1040
01:26:53,804 --> 01:26:56,500
I will never forget you.
1041
01:26:58,976 --> 01:27:01,444
'Cause you're the
best friend I ever had.
1042
01:27:01,512 --> 01:27:04,912
No matter how far...
1043
01:27:04,981 --> 01:27:07,779
...or long life takes me away,
1044
01:27:07,851 --> 01:27:10,752
I will always be thinking about you.
1045
01:27:12,822 --> 01:27:15,520
I love you, Shane.
1046
01:27:16,760 --> 01:27:18,819
I love you too.
1047
01:27:27,770 --> 01:27:31,672
From now on, it's your command.
1048
01:27:34,576 --> 01:27:36,635
At ease, soldiers.
1049
01:27:36,712 --> 01:27:40,546
Your father would
be so proud of all of you.
1050
01:27:44,152 --> 01:27:45,312
Awww.
1051
01:27:45,386 --> 01:27:47,470
Look who just woke up.
1052
01:27:47,855 --> 01:27:49,880
- Shane?
- Yes?
1053
01:27:49,957 --> 01:27:54,180
- Are we ever gonna see you again?
- What are you talking about?
1054
01:27:54,950 --> 01:27:56,586
We still have one more mission.
1055
01:28:34,433 --> 01:28:37,732
Looks like you have
a hit on your hands.
1056
01:28:37,803 --> 01:28:39,929
- You think so?
- Mm-hmm.
1057
01:28:40,400 --> 01:28:43,872
You should take over the drama
department instead of wrestling.
1058
01:28:45,143 --> 01:28:48,112
It's gonna be nice
having you around now.
1059
01:28:48,179 --> 01:28:50,704
Now that Murney's found
his true calling.
1060
01:28:58,890 --> 01:29:02,450
It's gonna be my pleasure
serving with you.
1061
01:29:07,451 --> 01:29:09,451
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